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<v Speaker 1>Homebagy. I love this freeze. No, no, turn the song out,

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<v Speaker 1>turned the song up? Yeah, no, I think about the

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<v Speaker 1>song anytime I think of you. I'm not fairly, but

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<v Speaker 1>I seem to be struck by you. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>make you move because it's standing in stay if you're bad,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is what yours can do. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>move right through me on high way to what. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not in it was I was singing. It was

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<v Speaker 1>just a song. It was what what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean? I don't see any like lights

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<v Speaker 1>on or anything. It's oh what, No, it's I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's in the gas tank. Is she's screaming? No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>she's she's screaming, Well, we might have only five miles

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<v Speaker 1>to eat. I don't know. Like I was chicking in

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<v Speaker 1>the mirrors. I was making sure I wasn't going over

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<v Speaker 1>the line. I was a few times. Whatever. I was

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<v Speaker 1>making sure I was going somewhere near the speed limit. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>really it's not a speed limit. It's more of a

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<v Speaker 1>speed suggestion, is what I think of it as, right, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the suggested speed that we should go out

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<v Speaker 1>if we want to. I don't think you're helping a

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<v Speaker 1>ding dang thing right now? Are you? No? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think you're helping a ding dang thing. Let me tell you, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>my good, sir, we are well. I mean use your phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you don't. I know we're out in the boonies,

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<v Speaker 1>but like use your phone to like try to find

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<v Speaker 1>a gas station. I just I'm trying to focus on

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<v Speaker 1>the road. Well, I mean I check to see how

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<v Speaker 1>often are you checking to see your dashboard if it's

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<v Speaker 1>not for your speedometer? And honestly, I was looking at

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<v Speaker 1>the map and Google Map tells me how fast I'm going.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay, So the dashboard would be more reliable. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, maybe it's not properly calibrated. Google's probably calibrated.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't like you right now. You're main okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So how far to the next gas station? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean you don't have bars? Youre dropping bars? There

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<v Speaker 1>would be nothing left to do for someone listensted. He

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<v Speaker 1>would have been deaded I to do it, that is

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<v Speaker 1>the perstitution started working at clerking for his late brothers.

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<v Speaker 1>They at large as a can and all the cave forward.

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<v Speaker 1>What no, I just Hamilton know that that one wrapped

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<v Speaker 1>in the opening song and dispeeded up. It sounds impressive.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about the only talent I have. I'll trying to

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<v Speaker 1>make you laugh. I'm okay, fine, fine, Look we're in

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<v Speaker 1>the Appalachian Mountains. And if it's really hilly right at

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<v Speaker 1>the foot hills, it's really hilly. If look that sounds

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<v Speaker 1>of there's there's a fill station not too far from here.

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<v Speaker 1>If I don't think we're gonna make we're gonna make

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<v Speaker 1>it this seven miles. I don't think we're gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, though, if we go fast enough, look

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<v Speaker 1>at those two hills above us, if we book it now,

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<v Speaker 1>we should be able to get up and down the

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<v Speaker 1>othern and then getting us speed to go up the

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<v Speaker 1>othern and we might be able to coast close enough. Well, No,

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<v Speaker 1>if we pull over here, or if we risk going further,

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<v Speaker 1>we might end up at the bottom of one of

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<v Speaker 1>these foothills, and then we're gonna have to push the car. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So you would rather just hoof it to the fillestation

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<v Speaker 1>and hoof it back without any kind of protection of

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<v Speaker 1>the vehicle. What if it starts raining or lightning, and

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<v Speaker 1>I would rather be able to be inside the vehicle.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, do you have any better? Well, what

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<v Speaker 1>ho's out here? It's we're in the boonies at ding

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<v Speaker 1>Dang Gum at Knight like Jesus won't even answer your

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<v Speaker 1>prayers at this time or not. He's sleeping. Okay, so what, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm speeding up. No, No, maybe you shouldn't have taught

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<v Speaker 1>me how to drive a manual. Mmm. She had me

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<v Speaker 1>to just stick with automatic. I got yall stick. But

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<v Speaker 1>why don't y'all automatic pad yeda in the attic? We yah,

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<v Speaker 1>the coolest mother on the planet. My my, this guy's falling.

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<v Speaker 1>They no need that panic? Ooh ooh what how do

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<v Speaker 1>you not know that song? You don't you're not cultured

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<v Speaker 1>and it shows any who. Yeah, I know you showed

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<v Speaker 1>me how to do this and shift gears and we're going. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we are going over one hundred miles an hour. It's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>We just have to catch a speed. No, we've been

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<v Speaker 1>out here. We haven't seen any tailots in the longest time.

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<v Speaker 1>The worst thing that happened is we hit a deer.

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<v Speaker 1>It's written season and that's gonna suck. But you know whatever, No,

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<v Speaker 1>they'll go flying and we'll just have shredded venison jerky.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, we'll be fine. Just okay, let's go. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got spices and I don't mean catch it. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>go all right, Okay, No, we're yeah, we're out one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and twenty. Honey, I told you we have to

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<v Speaker 1>book it. If we book it really, really fast, then

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<v Speaker 1>the force will be what gets us most of the

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<v Speaker 1>way there. Look, we can see the fill station. It's

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<v Speaker 1>right there. No, no, no, no, we can make this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a oh oh, that's a police officer behind us.

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<v Speaker 2>This is gonna be the shortest high speech chase ever

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<v Speaker 2>because we're just gonna peter out like we are on

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<v Speaker 2>one of them there looney cartoons when I was little

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<v Speaker 2>itty biddy, Oh sweet potato Pie. There's got to be

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<v Speaker 2>a roadrunner in a walleud coyote with the acme fucking

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<v Speaker 2>freaking Anville somewhere here.

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<v Speaker 1>What no, I can't. What am I gonna do? Pull over?

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<v Speaker 1>And then we're not gonna be able to pull off?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean we're gonna have it. He's not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go drop us off to go get gas. He's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna probably impound the car and we're going to jail

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<v Speaker 1>for reckless driving. What Wow, we're gonna go to the

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<v Speaker 1>gas station. Well, I don't know. Maybe we can convince

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<v Speaker 1>him when he sees our car tunker tunker down, that

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<v Speaker 1>we were trying to be responsible people and not have

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<v Speaker 1>a car just randomly onside of the road. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really dangerous to leap parts on the road like that. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>we're being decent citizens. You're being a little freaked out

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<v Speaker 1>about this. Baby. I love you, but you are so

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<v Speaker 1>uptight something about ooh, you always want to follow the law,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, sometimes the low just needs to follow you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually terrible advice. I wouldn't take it. Well, the

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<v Speaker 1>law's gonna follow us this time. Literally, the laws followed

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<v Speaker 1>us right now. Look out that rue view, mir You're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna get in trouble. You're not the one driving.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll probably throw you on the ground of handcuff you,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they realize that you haven't done anything wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll let you. Shim me off to Buffalo and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm probably go to jail. No, I'm just in one

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<v Speaker 1>of those moods like the world could burn today. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a little tired a little plumb tucker out for

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<v Speaker 1>him to tell the truth. Oh no, the cars, Peter nodded. See,

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<v Speaker 1>I told you, Peter out. Once we got towards the

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<v Speaker 1>top of this hell. Look now we're gonna oh now,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going this fast and we have absolutely no huh control.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I can steer, I can break our way,

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<v Speaker 1>I can do this. No, I was born for NASCAR.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a left hand turn. Whoa, whoa, woo, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Hat hay hattie. All right, Nah, this is fun.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like being on the back of ryal Bronco

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<v Speaker 1>that's taken off and you're just holding on for your life. Nah,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't grow up in the wild West. N It

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<v Speaker 1>really shows. I'm just saying you ain't ready down for adventure.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't have made down the country and sticks where

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<v Speaker 1>Id'm from. Baby, let me tell you that right now.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go in. No. I just thought

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we might end up grassing into the gas pump.

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<v Speaker 1>But we didn't, cause we're good. Yeah. Oh we on

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<v Speaker 1>the right side. We are. We did. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I learned, if you look at the fueling thing, it

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<v Speaker 1>shows you the little arrow, so you know it's at

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<v Speaker 1>the park on. I learned that yesterday. H huh can

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<v Speaker 1>you get out and pump?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 1>I you didn't know? I I don't know how to

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<v Speaker 1>pump gas. No, it wasn't a skill that it ever needed.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, every time I ever needed to learn how

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<v Speaker 1>to do it, usually someone would see me trying to

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<v Speaker 1>figure it out and they'd hop on out and they'd

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<v Speaker 1>do it for me. And then I learned that from

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<v Speaker 1>that point on, I can just look up at people

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<v Speaker 1>and be like okaw, whyes, and they'll do it for me.

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<v Speaker 1>And if no one's out there, usually the attendant will

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<v Speaker 1>do it for you. Not a big deal. Tip them well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you want me to tip you, you

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<v Speaker 1>can put more than just the tip in lad what

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<v Speaker 1>they love you. You're right, there's a cop out there,

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<v Speaker 1>High officer Hattie HATTI focsed bone. Sure what I ain't know?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say you there? No, I thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas season. I just thought it was people's house lots.

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing? What do you mean license and registration?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean no, you can have it absolutely well. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I had to get up to speed because my car

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<v Speaker 1>was out of gas. You can come take againder It's

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<v Speaker 1>plumb out of gas. It's been out for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to get up enough speed to get up

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<v Speaker 1>that hill so we could coast on in here and look,

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<v Speaker 1>we sure as dippity did it. I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>leave the car on the You get it. You from

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<v Speaker 1>the country, aren't you. Yeah, it's dangerous to leave a

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<v Speaker 1>car out there. Baby, You're just asking for someone to

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<v Speaker 1>go bang bang bang on it with their vehicle. Then

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<v Speaker 1>they get hurt, You get hurt, and if you're out

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<v Speaker 1>there doing something now, I thought it was better to

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<v Speaker 1>just gun it up here. I knew no one was

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<v Speaker 1>in front of us, and just slide on in here.

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<v Speaker 1>And well, I would say that I like a good sliding.

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<v Speaker 1>I like a good slipping and slide. But that's up

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<v Speaker 1>between you and my boyfriend over here in nin' none business.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, I promise that I'm gonna keep the hammer

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<v Speaker 1>off and I'm gonna make sure to mosey on down

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<v Speaker 1>to Yonder and we'll be purple fine, y'all. Get y'all

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<v Speaker 1>get I'm gonna get it, I promise. All right, Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you kind of the boss. You have a great day.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that, baby, What do you mean you didn't understand

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<v Speaker 1>and look at that. No, you didn't grow up in

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<v Speaker 1>East Texas, did you? It shows yeah, No, he's one

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<v Speaker 1>of them good old boys. He understood exactly what I meant. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not getting a ticket. I did what was right,

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<v Speaker 1>and the law agreed with me. Did you finish pumping

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<v Speaker 1>the gas? Kevin? Stop, We're gonna be here on my honey.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanna get home. I love you. Hey, guys, I've

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<v Speaker 1>seen Alexander here. Today's story was minus the boyfriend being

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<v Speaker 1>in the car, one hundred percent your story, I would

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<v Speaker 1>is out in the sticks. And I realized that my

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<v Speaker 1>car was singing to me not so joyful song. I

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<v Speaker 1>actually do not know how to pump gas and never do,

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<v Speaker 1>and I really don't pay attention to my to I

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<v Speaker 1>don't pay attention to the gas meter. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know what to call it. That shows you're out there,

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<v Speaker 1>don't pay attention to it. And thank goodness for Starlett Audios,

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<v Speaker 1>who always my car for me. For the most part,

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<v Speaker 1>I have gotten to the point where before I head

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<v Speaker 1>not to do it again. He laughed so hard, and

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<v Speaker 1>times that being five foot negative actually worked out. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>just being tiny and cute as its benefits. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>which helped a lot. So anyways, guys, I hope you

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<v Speaker 1>enjoyed this story. I want to say heartfelt thank you

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<v Speaker 1>because we have officially hit twenty two thousand subscribers, which

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<v Speaker 1>is crazy to me. Actually, I think we're out like

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<v Speaker 1>it because honestly, like I said this a couple months ago,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought this was can happen. We'll be putting flirty

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<v Speaker 1>your content out there. I did get demonetized. I am

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<v Speaker 1>working with Vidiq. I do their one on one coaching,

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<v Speaker 1>non sponsored, and they did review my channel and they

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<v Speaker 1>think I have a pretty good case through appeal. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not a big deal, but you will not be able

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<v Speaker 1>to leave super thanks anymore. But there's always a pin

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<v Speaker 1>to comment to my Patreon and of course I will

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<v Speaker 1>be able to use stream labs for donations whenever we

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<v Speaker 1>are live streaming. So hope to see you guys. Once

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<v Speaker 1>I come back around the nineteenth or twentieth, I will

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<v Speaker 1>be doing my first YouTuber live stream and will be

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<v Speaker 1>unveiling something really interesting. I've been working on a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of different products, including a pillow like thing no, we're

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<v Speaker 1>not talking Wi Fu pillows. So those are awesome. It's

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<v Speaker 1>very special. I can't wait to show you guys the

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<v Speaker 1>prototype and also so massage oils will be coming out

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<v Speaker 1>that are Monster Girl related. I am so excited to

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<v Speaker 1>have those out there for you guys, and to be

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<v Speaker 1>able to have them available and to say that I

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<v Speaker 1>It's so cool. Sponsorships are great, but actually like being

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<v Speaker 1>So I want to say thank you to all of

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<v Speaker 1>you guys for making this possible. Yes, the book is

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<v Speaker 1>also still coming about and also the game. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>working a lot behind the scenes, guys, and it's been great. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, guys, and I'll see you the next bit.

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