Speaker 1: Homebagy. I love this freeze. No, no, turn the song out,
Speaker 1: turned the song up? Yeah, no, I think about the
Speaker 1: song anytime I think of you. I'm not fairly, but
Speaker 1: I seem to be struck by you. I want to
Speaker 1: make you move because it's standing in stay if you're bad,
Speaker 1: and that is what yours can do. I want to
Speaker 1: move right through me on high way to what. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not in it was I was singing. It was
Speaker 1: just a song. It was what what do you mean?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I don't see any like lights
Speaker 1: on or anything. It's oh what, No, it's I think
Speaker 1: it's in the gas tank. Is she's screaming? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: she's she's screaming, Well, we might have only five miles
Speaker 1: to eat. I don't know. Like I was chicking in
Speaker 1: the mirrors. I was making sure I wasn't going over
Speaker 1: the line. I was a few times. Whatever. I was
Speaker 1: making sure I was going somewhere near the speed limit. Well,
Speaker 1: really it's not a speed limit. It's more of a
Speaker 1: speed suggestion, is what I think of it as, right, Like,
Speaker 1: this is the suggested speed that we should go out
Speaker 1: if we want to. I don't think you're helping a
Speaker 1: ding dang thing right now? Are you? No? I don't
Speaker 1: think you're helping a ding dang thing. Let me tell you, sir,
Speaker 1: my good, sir, we are well. I mean use your phone.
Speaker 1: I mean you don't. I know we're out in the boonies,
Speaker 1: but like use your phone to like try to find
Speaker 1: a gas station. I just I'm trying to focus on
Speaker 1: the road. Well, I mean I check to see how
Speaker 1: often are you checking to see your dashboard if it's
Speaker 1: not for your speedometer? And honestly, I was looking at
Speaker 1: the map and Google Map tells me how fast I'm going.
Speaker 1: It's okay, So the dashboard would be more reliable. Maybe
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe it's not properly calibrated. Google's probably calibrated.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like you right now. You're main okay,
Speaker 1: So how far to the next gas station? What do
Speaker 1: you mean you don't have bars? Youre dropping bars? There
Speaker 1: would be nothing left to do for someone listensted. He
Speaker 1: would have been deaded I to do it, that is
Speaker 1: the perstitution started working at clerking for his late brothers.
Speaker 1: They at large as a can and all the cave forward.
Speaker 1: What no, I just Hamilton know that that one wrapped
Speaker 1: in the opening song and dispeeded up. It sounds impressive.
Speaker 1: It's about the only talent I have. I'll trying to
Speaker 1: make you laugh. I'm okay, fine, fine, Look we're in
Speaker 1: the Appalachian Mountains. And if it's really hilly right at
Speaker 1: the foot hills, it's really hilly. If look that sounds
Speaker 1: of there's there's a fill station not too far from here.
Speaker 1: If I don't think we're gonna make we're gonna make
Speaker 1: it this seven miles. I don't think we're gonna do it.
Speaker 1: You know what, though, if we go fast enough, look
Speaker 1: at those two hills above us, if we book it now,
Speaker 1: we should be able to get up and down the
Speaker 1: othern and then getting us speed to go up the
Speaker 1: othern and we might be able to coast close enough. Well, No,
Speaker 1: if we pull over here, or if we risk going further,
Speaker 1: we might end up at the bottom of one of
Speaker 1: these foothills, and then we're gonna have to push the car. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you would rather just hoof it to the fillestation
Speaker 1: and hoof it back without any kind of protection of
Speaker 1: the vehicle. What if it starts raining or lightning, and
Speaker 1: I would rather be able to be inside the vehicle.
Speaker 1: I don't know, do you have any better? Well, what
Speaker 1: ho's out here? It's we're in the boonies at ding
Speaker 1: Dang Gum at Knight like Jesus won't even answer your
Speaker 1: prayers at this time or not. He's sleeping. Okay, so what, No,
Speaker 1: I'm speeding up. No, No, maybe you shouldn't have taught
Speaker 1: me how to drive a manual. Mmm. She had me
Speaker 1: to just stick with automatic. I got yall stick. But
Speaker 1: why don't y'all automatic pad yeda in the attic? We yah,
Speaker 1: the coolest mother on the planet. My my, this guy's falling.
Speaker 1: They no need that panic? Ooh ooh what how do
Speaker 1: you not know that song? You don't you're not cultured
Speaker 1: and it shows any who. Yeah, I know you showed
Speaker 1: me how to do this and shift gears and we're going. Yes,
Speaker 1: we are going over one hundred miles an hour. It's fine.
Speaker 1: We just have to catch a speed. No, we've been
Speaker 1: out here. We haven't seen any tailots in the longest time.
Speaker 1: The worst thing that happened is we hit a deer.
Speaker 1: It's written season and that's gonna suck. But you know whatever, No,
Speaker 1: they'll go flying and we'll just have shredded venison jerky.
Speaker 1: I don't know, we'll be fine. Just okay, let's go. No,
Speaker 1: we've got spices and I don't mean catch it. Let's
Speaker 1: go all right, Okay, No, we're yeah, we're out one
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty. Honey, I told you we have to
Speaker 1: book it. If we book it really, really fast, then
Speaker 1: the force will be what gets us most of the
Speaker 1: way there. Look, we can see the fill station. It's
Speaker 1: right there. No, no, no, no, we can make this.
Speaker 2: It's a oh oh, that's a police officer behind us.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be the shortest high speech chase ever
Speaker 2: because we're just gonna peter out like we are on
Speaker 2: one of them there looney cartoons when I was little
Speaker 2: itty biddy, Oh sweet potato Pie. There's got to be
Speaker 2: a roadrunner in a walleud coyote with the acme fucking
Speaker 2: freaking Anville somewhere here.
Speaker 1: What no, I can't. What am I gonna do? Pull over?
Speaker 1: And then we're not gonna be able to pull off?
Speaker 1: What do you mean we're gonna have it. He's not
Speaker 1: gonna go drop us off to go get gas. He's
Speaker 1: gonna probably impound the car and we're going to jail
Speaker 1: for reckless driving. What Wow, we're gonna go to the
Speaker 1: gas station. Well, I don't know. Maybe we can convince
Speaker 1: him when he sees our car tunker tunker down, that
Speaker 1: we were trying to be responsible people and not have
Speaker 1: a car just randomly onside of the road. You know,
Speaker 1: it's really dangerous to leap parts on the road like that. Honestly,
Speaker 1: we're being decent citizens. You're being a little freaked out
Speaker 1: about this. Baby. I love you, but you are so
Speaker 1: uptight something about ooh, you always want to follow the law,
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes the low just needs to follow you.
Speaker 1: It's actually terrible advice. I wouldn't take it. Well, the
Speaker 1: law's gonna follow us this time. Literally, the laws followed
Speaker 1: us right now. Look out that rue view, mir You're
Speaker 1: not gonna get in trouble. You're not the one driving.
Speaker 1: They'll probably throw you on the ground of handcuff you,
Speaker 1: and then they realize that you haven't done anything wrong.
Speaker 1: They'll let you. Shim me off to Buffalo and I'm
Speaker 1: I'm probably go to jail. No, I'm just in one
Speaker 1: of those moods like the world could burn today. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm a little tired a little plumb tucker out for
Speaker 1: him to tell the truth. Oh no, the cars, Peter nodded. See,
Speaker 1: I told you, Peter out. Once we got towards the
Speaker 1: top of this hell. Look now we're gonna oh now,
Speaker 1: we're going this fast and we have absolutely no huh control.
Speaker 1: I mean I can steer, I can break our way,
Speaker 1: I can do this. No, I was born for NASCAR.
Speaker 1: This is a left hand turn. Whoa, whoa, woo, here
Speaker 1: we go. Hat hay hattie. All right, Nah, this is fun.
Speaker 1: This is like being on the back of ryal Bronco
Speaker 1: that's taken off and you're just holding on for your life. Nah,
Speaker 1: you didn't grow up in the wild West. N It
Speaker 1: really shows. I'm just saying you ain't ready down for adventure.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't have made down the country and sticks where
Speaker 1: Id'm from. Baby, let me tell you that right now.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go in. No. I just thought
Speaker 1: maybe we might end up grassing into the gas pump.
Speaker 1: But we didn't, cause we're good. Yeah. Oh we on
Speaker 1: the right side. We are. We did. By the way,
Speaker 1: I learned, if you look at the fueling thing, it
Speaker 1: shows you the little arrow, so you know it's at
Speaker 1: the park on. I learned that yesterday. H huh can
Speaker 1: you get out and pump?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: I you didn't know? I I don't know how to
Speaker 1: pump gas. No, it wasn't a skill that it ever needed.
Speaker 1: I mean, every time I ever needed to learn how
Speaker 1: to do it, usually someone would see me trying to
Speaker 1: figure it out and they'd hop on out and they'd
Speaker 1: do it for me. And then I learned that from
Speaker 1: that point on, I can just look up at people
Speaker 1: and be like okaw, whyes, and they'll do it for me.
Speaker 1: And if no one's out there, usually the attendant will
Speaker 1: do it for you. Not a big deal. Tip them well,
Speaker 1: I mean, if you want me to tip you, you
Speaker 1: can put more than just the tip in lad what
Speaker 1: they love you. You're right, there's a cop out there,
Speaker 1: High officer Hattie HATTI focsed bone. Sure what I ain't know?
Speaker 1: I didn't say you there? No, I thought it was
Speaker 1: Christmas season. I just thought it was people's house lots.
Speaker 1: How you doing? What do you mean license and registration?
Speaker 1: I mean no, you can have it absolutely well. No,
Speaker 1: I had to get up to speed because my car
Speaker 1: was out of gas. You can come take againder It's
Speaker 1: plumb out of gas. It's been out for a while.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get up enough speed to get up
Speaker 1: that hill so we could coast on in here and look,
Speaker 1: we sure as dippity did it. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: leave the car on the You get it. You from
Speaker 1: the country, aren't you. Yeah, it's dangerous to leave a
Speaker 1: car out there. Baby, You're just asking for someone to
Speaker 1: go bang bang bang on it with their vehicle. Then
Speaker 1: they get hurt, You get hurt, and if you're out
Speaker 1: there doing something now, I thought it was better to
Speaker 1: just gun it up here. I knew no one was
Speaker 1: in front of us, and just slide on in here.
Speaker 1: And well, I would say that I like a good sliding.
Speaker 1: I like a good slipping and slide. But that's up
Speaker 1: between you and my boyfriend over here in nin' none business.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I promise that I'm gonna keep the hammer
Speaker 1: off and I'm gonna make sure to mosey on down
Speaker 1: to Yonder and we'll be purple fine, y'all. Get y'all
Speaker 1: get I'm gonna get it, I promise. All right, Thank
Speaker 1: you kind of the boss. You have a great day.
Speaker 1: What's that, baby, What do you mean you didn't understand
Speaker 1: and look at that. No, you didn't grow up in
Speaker 1: East Texas, did you? It shows yeah, No, he's one
Speaker 1: of them good old boys. He understood exactly what I meant. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not getting a ticket. I did what was right,
Speaker 1: and the law agreed with me. Did you finish pumping
Speaker 1: the gas? Kevin? Stop, We're gonna be here on my honey.
Speaker 1: I wanna get home. I love you. Hey, guys, I've
Speaker 1: seen Alexander here. Today's story was minus the boyfriend being
Speaker 1: in the car, one hundred percent your story, I would
Speaker 1: is out in the sticks. And I realized that my
Speaker 1: car was singing to me not so joyful song. I
Speaker 1: actually do not know how to pump gas and never do,
Speaker 1: and I really don't pay attention to my to I
Speaker 1: don't pay attention to the gas meter. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what to call it. That shows you're out there,
Speaker 1: don't pay attention to it. And thank goodness for Starlett Audios,
Speaker 1: who always my car for me. For the most part,
Speaker 1: I have gotten to the point where before I head
Speaker 1: out of town, I always go to the gas station.
Speaker 1: A lot of times I find out don't even need
Speaker 1: to gas up, And anytime I'm about to head home,
Speaker 1: I go check, but it's not because I'm actually paying
Speaker 1: attention to it. I just built that habit because of
Speaker 1: this story. I was on the middle sticks really big foothills,
Speaker 1: and I realized that the fill the station was not
Speaker 1: too far off, but I was not going to be
Speaker 1: able to hit it, and I didn't want to pull
Speaker 1: over the side of the road. I didn't want have
Speaker 1: to hike up there and hike back. It was like
Speaker 1: stupid late at not, so I floored it, hit stupid speeds,
Speaker 1: and then coasted my way after my vehicle sputtered and
Speaker 1: whatnot all the way down, just using the brake and
Speaker 1: got right on in there. And I promise you a
Speaker 1: cop did show up, and I did have to explain
Speaker 1: to a cop what I did, and he told me
Speaker 1: not to do it again. He laughed so hard, and
Speaker 1: then I asked him to put gas in my carcause
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to. It's one of the few
Speaker 1: times that being five foot negative actually worked out. Sometimes
Speaker 1: just being tiny and cute as its benefits. And I'm
Speaker 1: not saying that I particularly think I'm cute, but I
Speaker 1: think he found the situation at least to be cute,
Speaker 1: which helped a lot. So anyways, guys, I hope you
Speaker 1: enjoyed this story. I want to say heartfelt thank you
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