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Speaker 1: welcome to four figure discount where this week we're going
Speaker 1: to be reviewing episode fourteen of season nineteen of the Simpsons.
Speaker 2: It is dial and for murder. I'm Deno and I
Speaker 2: am mighty whitey whitey whitey. Okay, guys, yes, do you
Speaker 2: wear tidy whities? Never have? Actually? Now count anyma. I
Speaker 2: want jocks. We call them jox here we do go
Speaker 2: on job. Of course I wore jocks. Blue ringers, we
Speaker 2: used to call them when I was a young man. Yeah,
Speaker 2: blue en doctor puses. They're the deadly ones, right, blue
Speaker 2: en doctor pus. Well they were very unpleasant. I thought
Speaker 2: they could kill you, blue end doctor puss. They possibly can.
Speaker 2: Everything can kill you in Australia. Everything can kill you
Speaker 2: in Australia, including podcasting. Yes, stop pushing me so harsh schedules. Yes, no,
Speaker 2: I wore what Americans called Tardi white is. But they
Speaker 2: had blue rings around the say around the rim. But
Speaker 2: you don't want to be talking about underpants and rim
Speaker 2: in the same sentence. Not on this podcast anyway. Tune
Speaker 2: into the four figure discount after midnight. Yeah, but the waistband,
Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking. What if they call you
Speaker 2: the rim? I've got no idea. I've got a rim
Speaker 2: on the brain. Again, don't do that. But I wore
Speaker 2: blue ringers. I think you'd be hard pressed to find
Speaker 2: a young man who didn't. Back when we were growing up.
Speaker 2: They sound I'm not popular, I have to wear boxer shorts.
Speaker 2: They sound like a brand of condoms. Blue ringers, blue
Speaker 2: ring it's got any blues? Did you ever call them frangers? No?
Speaker 2: I don't know if they's just as long as all
Speaker 2: these little running around. For that reason, I didn't know
Speaker 2: they were called condoms until later. But okay, yeah, we
Speaker 2: call them dingers. Oh okay, dingers. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I guess they're going new diingerling. Maybe maybe put them
Speaker 2: on there like charmers and skinning. It's it's a it's
Speaker 2: a regional thing. It's original dial I'm promic and I've
Speaker 2: never heard I'm called Frangers, dial in for murder. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's stop talking about underpants and condoms. Yeah, let's move
Speaker 2: above the waist. I had memories of watching this one
Speaker 2: when it was first on. I do remember.
Speaker 4: I remember they marketed this as someone from The Simpsons
Speaker 4: is going to be killed, and you're like, oh wow, marketing, yes,
Speaker 4: and whenever they they've cried way too many times now
Speaker 4: for me to care, because they've done that. They did
Speaker 4: it with Hummer's mother.
Speaker 2: They killed more Flanders, more Flanders. That was another. That
Speaker 2: was the big one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then it was season twenty six. I reckon
Speaker 4: it was maybe even earlier. Crusty's dad passed away. Most
Speaker 4: beloved character is going to be dead, and you're like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, who is it? And it's Crusty's dad
Speaker 4: And I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, I get it. Nice character, but he's not a
Speaker 2: main character. Everyone was doing that voice. Yeah, bleeding gums movie.
Speaker 2: Does he count? Oh? He does count?
Speaker 4: Of course he does bleeding gums Murphy, but he was
Speaker 4: never popular as as that's the joke from this the
Speaker 4: Deth episode Spectacula the Like which Dodtor Marv Monroe as well,
Speaker 4: like before we go to the break silhouettes wish to
Speaker 4: wish to popular characters died on The Simpsons. It's like
Speaker 4: if you said bluding Gums Murphy and doctor Marv Monroe,
Speaker 4: you'd be wrong. They were never popular. I just remember
Speaker 4: having thoughts though, and when Martin passed away, I thought, well,
Speaker 4: that's you know when at first and I thought, oh,
Speaker 4: that's quite shocking. He's you'd say, a popular character on
Speaker 4: the show. I would say, so, yeah, when it comes
Speaker 4: to the kids, and I remember when they first I
Speaker 4: have memory is when they played that tribute at the funeral.
Speaker 2: I didn't get an emotional what I kind of thought,
Speaker 2: this is actually sad. That's what we call the magic
Speaker 2: of Sarah McLaughlin. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was just like, ah, you put it put like
Speaker 4: usually this time of your life when someone's leaving or whatever,
Speaker 4: not for a funeral.
Speaker 2: But you know, was it The.
Speaker 4: Seinfeld finale had it. There's a few other shows. The
Speaker 4: time of your life is like a song where people
Speaker 4: leaving for school. Now's there a good riddance? Yes, good
Speaker 4: as that love change? Like graduation song yeah by Vitamin C.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was massive when it was like going through
Speaker 4: high school every year, the end of the year it's
Speaker 4: just like I.
Speaker 2: Was leaving as that love change. You know what else
Speaker 2: was massive might crush on see, yeah she was hot,
Speaker 2: But I remember being quite sad when Martin and then
Speaker 2: they status quite back at the end. I think if
Speaker 2: Martin had died here, granted fixed the way he died
Speaker 2: it was too comical, right, but if they'd have killed Martin,
Speaker 2: I think it wouldn't have been quite impactful. Oh absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 2: no's he's certainly part of the furniture and yeah, being
Speaker 2: the dorcasmall of as that is, we are Martin in
Speaker 2: many ways. Oh yeah, you got a soft spot for
Speaker 2: the guy, and it's clear that the characters do as well,
Speaker 2: even even Nelson. Yeah like puts his detective hat on
Speaker 2: and gets his magnifying glass out, burns some ants, but
Speaker 2: then it gets down to the investigation.
Speaker 4: I reckon he was Bart's first enemy on the show
Speaker 4: because Martin most because he's the one that called out
Speaker 4: a terrible speller too, the winner this.
Speaker 2: A sloppy speller. Yet I think I was on board
Speaker 2: with the kid from there.
Speaker 4: It was such a little pompers shithead. He's not as
Speaker 4: pompous now. He's more of a kicking a punching bag.
Speaker 4: But back then he was just I'm better than you
Speaker 4: and you know it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean what's he running for? Didn't run
Speaker 2: the class president against bart Yeah, that's right, Myra Asbestos,
Speaker 2: I see my asbestus. I think I think it was
Speaker 2: quite a bracing moment for me when I realized, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm kind of on Martin Prince Society. I too would
Speaker 2: want to stock the school library with the ABC as
Speaker 2: am of Bradbury and who who's the sea to see Clark? Okay,
Speaker 2: it's like, what about Red Bradbury. I'm aware of his work.
Speaker 2: I love that. But yeah, I think I think you're right.
Speaker 2: I think it would be if you were going to
Speaker 2: take Martin off the table, wiping off the board, so
Speaker 2: to speak. Yeah, you'd want to do it in a
Speaker 2: little more of a less cartoonish way than I Almost
Speaker 2: feel though you kind of have to do it this
Speaker 2: way because if it's real, then it's sort of it sucks.
Speaker 4: All the humor out of the show. And then how
Speaker 4: could you ever laugh if they don't die in a
Speaker 4: funny way, how can you then? I mean more, Flaners
Speaker 4: was completely comical, but if if she just got hit
Speaker 4: by a car, and be like oh ship, well yeah.
Speaker 2: It's good storytelling and that it's a wrong foots you
Speaker 2: the way the more flannersy does like look after the
Speaker 2: you know what is it? The T shirt? Gun? T
Speaker 2: shirt gun? Oh goodness me, that's not going to hurt anything.
Speaker 2: Oh knocked her off? I think, yeah, he's like, oh
Speaker 2: he played a prank and fell clipping.
Speaker 4: Oh shit, terrible way. Yes to that stadium, by the way,
Speaker 4: sit in the back road is fourth for the edge
Speaker 4: of the stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah great, not great.
Speaker 4: Speaking of we went to Marvel Stadium last week for
Speaker 4: the AFL football. Good day for the footy, No, no,
Speaker 4: last week was bad day for the foot bad day
Speaker 4: for too long, but winning at half time.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. We played down here last week. It's
Speaker 2: the stadium with the roof. We were top at the
Speaker 2: top level, right, and we'll second row from the front.
Speaker 2: The top tier is so tiered in a what's the
Speaker 2: term looking for here? A steep way? Right, it's very steep.
Speaker 2: I'm sitting there going if I stand up, am I
Speaker 2: going to fall over this? Right? The railinness does not
Speaker 2: feel like it's high enough. At the front there, they're
Speaker 2: like metal bars that go across you. Can see three
Speaker 2: of your sitting in the front road, but if you
Speaker 2: stand up, it's just a waist heigh, And I thinking
Speaker 2: that's a fucking drop right, like you're in a theme
Speaker 2: park ride. Yeah, I was wed think you're concerned, understand. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I wonder if the different levels of Marvel stadiums. I
Speaker 2: wonder if they got like code names for them, like
Speaker 2: hero at once, Like if you've got front row seats,
Speaker 2: they're like get our Iron Man, well Captain America or something,
Speaker 2: and then wave the back you're like Hawker O great,
Speaker 2: you always all right? I feel bad for Jeremy rena good,
Speaker 2: good actor, and I like the character of Hawky that
Speaker 2: you did a pretty good becase you're covered now from
Speaker 2: his accident apparently, so Yeah, thoughts and prayers go out
Speaker 2: to Jeremy. He legitimately niarly died there being hit by snowplow. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's great. And he was trying to rescue somebody, wasn't
Speaker 2: you know? The break went off and he was trying
Speaker 2: to stop it or something like the superhero that he is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but no, it only became Marvel Stadium two years ago.
Speaker 4: It's been a stadium for like twenty years.
Speaker 2: Now that was Eddie had. Before that it was Colonial
Speaker 2: Stadium originally, and then it was the Telstra Dome that
Speaker 2: was that, and you had that was colonial and then
Speaker 2: Black Panther said, no, colonized, and.
Speaker 4: It was then it was Eddie had. Then it was
Speaker 4: the touch to Dome, the dome. Just we're gone to
Speaker 4: the dome. Don't I find an arena? I'd call it
Speaker 4: the dome. Domes is so much more cooler than stadium,
Speaker 4: in my opinion, gone to the dome.
Speaker 2: Oh tels to dome. They both have their merits, they
Speaker 2: both have their their good points. I like the stadium
Speaker 2: sounds great soum sounds, grand sounds. The dome sound it's fun,
Speaker 2: sounds like your gladiator, whereas if you I'm competing at
Speaker 2: the Dome today, it's like you're doing roll the ball.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, you're in the running man.
Speaker 2: I was going to say the same thing. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: have sent me to the dome. He my favorite. Did
Speaker 2: you have any favorite moments in the episode? I did? Actually,
Speaker 2: what did you other way? Did we mention crying a
Speaker 2: little while? Well, we mentioned you're getting a little mistic.
Speaker 2: I've got a little mistic this morning, and I'll tell
Speaker 2: you why just quickly diversion Zach. Feel free to edit out,
Speaker 2: please don't. It's worthwhile. I like it. I was just like,
Speaker 2: let's get back on track, and you're like, first of all,
Speaker 2: but that's not what's the trailer for Super slash Man,
Speaker 2: The Christopher Reeves Story documentary about Christopher Reeve. Oh shit,
Speaker 2: was too early, too wearly for me to be crying
Speaker 2: like this. Guys like, oh.
Speaker 4: Damn, yeah, it just seems like such a perfect human being.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but also yeah, living this really active life.
Speaker 2: I mean, of course he had that terrible accident when
Speaker 2: he was a questrian, right was nine in the nineties,
Speaker 2: was it, I believe so yeah, but was he paral
Speaker 2: or quadriplegic? Quadriplegic. Yeah, but I was saying, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: you love to say I love to ski, really really
Speaker 2: active guy, and it was like, in a minute, in
Speaker 2: a second, it's just not one. And yeah, he's feeling
Speaker 2: all damned like maybe I should just go. And his
Speaker 2: wife was like, no, you're still You're like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: this is so lovely. So yeah, I'll be I'll be
Speaker 2: saying that when it comes out, and I think you
Speaker 2: should do and maybe you as well. What did I
Speaker 2: have to do with anything? Nothing? Oh, it made me sad,
Speaker 2: just like Martin Prince's memorial servers made you say there,
Speaker 2: I was just how I'm trying to bond when you
Speaker 2: know I too have emotions thedo do you? Yeah, they're
Speaker 2: mostly just rage and self. Don't know your social media
Speaker 2: it's always just anger. How what is this tripe? Well? Yeah,
Speaker 2: twisters was crap? What do you want to say? Do
Speaker 2: you any of you've seen Twisters? I didn't like it?
Speaker 4: Do you find you're more inclined to go on Twitter
Speaker 4: or tweet about something that you don't like? Then what
Speaker 4: you do? If you like something, you just sit there
Speaker 4: and enjoy it. But if you don't like something like
Speaker 4: I have to venture my frustration about this, well it's
Speaker 4: the polar opposite.
Speaker 2: And it's like, this is really good and I think
Speaker 2: I should share it. Do you ever feel that way? Though? Certainly?
Speaker 2: Do you ever go I have to tell her one
Speaker 2: how much I like this? Or is it I've got event? Yeah? Absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is very good and I would like to let
Speaker 2: everyone know that I think it's good and that I
Speaker 2: think you should enjoy this also, or this is terrible,
Speaker 2: avoid at all costs. Okay, that's how that is? That
Speaker 2: how you feel.
Speaker 4: I very rarely go on social media for my own
Speaker 4: personal stuff. Ever, it's just podcasts related content, had occasional
Speaker 4: photos of the kids. I but if you didn't do
Speaker 4: these reviews, the things that you do, like, I would
Speaker 4: never have found deep rising.
Speaker 2: Correct. I'm here to help. But before we do that,
Speaker 2: did I have favorite moms? I certainly did. Yes. I
Speaker 2: was a fan of the term's bedroom pazaz and snacking
Speaker 2: off in the bathroom because like kind of snack off? Yeah,
Speaker 2: who among us? Would you ever eat in a toilet?
Speaker 2: Not in a toilet, but sitting in the toilet? Would
Speaker 2: you ever eat in there? No? No, I don't think
Speaker 2: I could eat it. No, I've eaten in the shower before.
Speaker 2: Have you been in the shower? Nember eaten in the shower?
Speaker 2: I've had a beer in the shower. How great is it?
Speaker 2: It's so good, so awesome, hot day, hard work, cold beer,
Speaker 2: the shaft, warm shower. Yeah, but hard but we both mean,
Speaker 2: you know, sitting on the ass is doing nothing on
Speaker 2: the computer talking about the st first, it's a big
Speaker 2: cold beer. I really enjoyed the ridiculousness of sneakers because
Speaker 2: it was this is obviously you take on cheeks, Checken
Speaker 2: cheats cheatas cheeks. I nicolar. They never never heard of
Speaker 2: this show before, right, because I was I've forgotten all
Speaker 2: about them to you just reminded me.
Speaker 4: Just then I said, to do you there's a show
Speaker 4: when there was cheatings. She goes it was like, really,
Speaker 4: it was huge on Fox starts. Fox's got comps Cheaters.
Speaker 4: There's another similar kind of thing, and they'd rock it,
Speaker 4: rock up and sometimes the guy like non the camera
Speaker 4: on me sometimes, but I'm not doing nothing, not what are.
Speaker 2: You talking about? You're crazy watching watching I just came
Speaker 2: here to talk about video games.
Speaker 4: The majority of the time it was men cheating on
Speaker 4: the wife, the one that I saw anyway, and just
Speaker 4: watching the Cogs and a Hea work out. How am
Speaker 4: I going to talk my way out of this one?
Speaker 2: How am I going to talk my way out of
Speaker 2: this in real time? So we've been watching a lot
Speaker 2: of mad Men lately, and I'm just like, oh see,
Speaker 2: old Don Droper would never survive if there was cheaters
Speaker 2: back in the nineteen sixties. No, Don would talk his
Speaker 2: way out. But don't Don thinks on his feet. He's
Speaker 2: horrible human being. I'm not a fan Don Draper at all.
Speaker 2: He is a pos yes, a prince of sales. Yeah,
Speaker 2: goodbye puldn't it. He's I just a ship person. He's
Speaker 2: a bit of a ship person. He's a complicated man.
Speaker 2: He's a ship person. He's a ship person. He was
Speaker 2: also a good person in some ways. He if it
Speaker 2: suits him, yeah, yeah, if he's gonna benefit from it,
Speaker 2: of course, you do something good. I find him compelling
Speaker 2: to watch, and as I'm going to continue watching mad
Speaker 2: Men because of that.
Speaker 4: We we're up to season just nearly season three. Now
Speaker 4: we're smashing through it. Really, I think the most interesting
Speaker 4: character on the show for me, the most slight detO here,
Speaker 4: the most.
Speaker 2: Oh oh it's okay when you do hard to work.
Speaker 4: Out character is Pete Campbell. Of course I was like,
Speaker 4: what is this guy's problem?
Speaker 2: How many times have I said, you know, when I
Speaker 2: when I dropped names about you know, interviewing Matthew The
Speaker 2: correct spelling is why you interviewed him? I did when
Speaker 2: mad Men first started, and he as weird as a character. No, no,
Speaker 2: he was actually pretty good, although apparently he's a complicated
Speaker 2: dude as well in real life. But I said, I'd
Speaker 2: like to think I'm Don Dreer, but I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: I'm Pete Camblell. Oh you've told me we are are
Speaker 2: like feel Better Man Man, Good Show. We should probably
Speaker 2: do it on Good Show, Good Show. We should do
Speaker 2: it on TV launch pot. Yes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, just at the moment, we've got the poll
Speaker 4: up for the we've gone with the OC and Gossip
Speaker 4: Girl is winning at the moment. Yeah, for twentys of
Speaker 4: teen dramas, OC is definitely it's gonna full stop. X.
Speaker 2: What else did I enjoy about dal Infanet? I had
Speaker 2: five favorite moments. I mentioned Sarah mcglonkin earlier. You know,
Speaker 2: I always like hearing her one of Counda's best exports.
Speaker 2: I think my favorite funny moment from the episode was, uh,
Speaker 2: Wigham at at the base of the chasm or the
Speaker 2: or wherever it is the cliff, Lou says, and you
Speaker 2: meant to inform them, what do you think I'm doing now?
Speaker 2: It gives a big smile to the camera. That was great.
Speaker 2: It's definitely dead, definitely definitely dead. I would attend to
Speaker 2: the Tajma All you can eat yes, that's a great
Speaker 2: name for a restaurant. It is. I think my favorite
Speaker 2: part was the shout out to the NBC Mystery Movie
Speaker 2: over the at the at the very end that this
Speaker 2: is where they said, you know, so and so plays
Speaker 2: Colombo and someone. So I thought it must have been
Speaker 2: like a Colombo reference. Was this was a thing that
Speaker 2: NBC did in the seventies, So it wasn't the Colombo
Speaker 2: that was Colombo closing credits. No, no Ah, MBSD this
Speaker 2: thing on a Sunday and a Wednesday night where I
Speaker 2: don't think this character warrants a whole series, but we
Speaker 2: or maybe this series is over, the character is still popular.
Speaker 2: We're just gonna do like telling movies like it's a
Speaker 2: Columbo mystery on Sunday night, or you know, it's a
Speaker 2: McLoud mystery on Wednesday night, and then yeah, it sort
Speaker 2: of have a bit of a round robin of these
Speaker 2: various crime fighters. So I want a Sunday Night. You
Speaker 2: tune is like, oh, it's a mystery. You know, it's
Speaker 2: a little longer than your average episode, and I don't know,
Speaker 2: like like Jack and Lost, we need to go back.
Speaker 4: That's what I liked about this episode In general, it's
Speaker 4: just the vibe of the mystery. Always say I love
Speaker 4: a good mystery, and I don't think I want to
Speaker 4: ask you if you were watching this not knowing what
Speaker 4: was going to be coming up right, knowing that Martin survived,
Speaker 4: do you think Martin was dead? Do you think you
Speaker 4: would have watched this for in real time? For the
Speaker 4: first time, I thought maybe Martin was actually dead.
Speaker 2: I have written down when Martin first lands on the
Speaker 2: ledge and then he balls out a very big cliff,
Speaker 2: like a Looney Tunes side clip. By the way, that's
Speaker 2: the other thing that I did. Springfield has lovely vistas, yeah,
Speaker 2: literally countryside. Yes, it's a great Springfield forest. Yeah, it's lovely.
Speaker 2: But when he takes that big clip, big fall off
Speaker 2: the cliff, I'm like, I found to see how they're
Speaker 2: getting it. It was like, does Homie going down the gorge? Yeah,
Speaker 2: very much so. And when you have that, you need
Speaker 2: to have a resolution that's probably just as cartoonish. That's
Speaker 2: what I thought. The only sort of nippick for me
Speaker 2: was I get that you know that he was saved
Speaker 2: from the fall, from the impact of the fall, but
Speaker 2: he's underwear, but he was hitting that Mountain, the whole
Speaker 2: way down. Where's the cuts? He was gone? Bag bag? Also,
Speaker 2: how was he going big bag? Maybe it speaks to
Speaker 2: Martin's character. I'm assuming that his butterfly enclosure.
Speaker 4: Is at his house, in his backyard. I think, yeah,
Speaker 4: we see, I'm going to Martin's house to end it all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's back home, and I'm assuming he's been
Speaker 2: there for a little while to go inside. Why has
Speaker 2: he changed out of his modesty? I was so confused.
Speaker 2: Still it feels good, do it? Yeah? Anyway your question,
Speaker 2: or was it that he had just arrived back in
Speaker 2: the nick of time? I don't think so. It seemed
Speaker 2: like he'd been there for a while. I think it
Speaker 2: felt like he'd been there for a while. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 2: In response to your question, Yeah, no, I didn't think
Speaker 2: it was much of a mystery. And if I thought
Speaker 2: that he was actually dead, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Well, I think they were trying to make you think
Speaker 4: that he was the one sitting there playing the lute, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's loot right, loot loots.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then when it was revealed as Nelson, you're going, ah,
Speaker 4: it actually is dead.
Speaker 2: Interesting twists, Yes, yes, but then he just rocks up
Speaker 2: in his modest skirt. I think of the b plot
Speaker 2: by the way, but ding and search, I mean, we
Speaker 2: cannot relate to him being on a diet and failing it,
Speaker 2: right well? Yeah, true, it seems to all these diets
Speaker 2: I haven't finished.
Speaker 4: It seemed a bit far fetched, the whole it never
Speaker 4: I don't like about modern Simpsons. I mean, that's what
Speaker 4: we're doing now. Is that Marge goes, I've just hired
Speaker 4: so and so where from? With what money? Why would
Speaker 4: it come to the Simpsons house. It's just like we
Speaker 4: need a celebrity cameo.
Speaker 2: Who was this? Yeah? Was it a celebrity cameo? I think
Speaker 2: I'm assumed that the dietitian with somebody, right well, she
Speaker 2: looked like Martha Stewart, But I don't think it was Marth.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's no the only guest name in it
Speaker 2: is is Marshall Wallace. Assume. I mean, I'm guessing that
Speaker 2: the host of Cheetahs is Hanker's area and Betsy Bidwell. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Betsy Bidwell.
Speaker 4: This is like we've I've hired nutrition's Betsy Bidwell. Why
Speaker 4: what just it just seems random?
Speaker 2: Added the blue I think my problem with it as well.
Speaker 2: Was there's no sort of forward moment or there's no
Speaker 2: Homer is not conflicted at all, one extreme to the other. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I mean it's like I certainly know when I
Speaker 2: was a bit heavier than I am now, still pred heavy,
Speaker 2: but still it really does affect your bedroom, bazaz and
Speaker 2: when that happens, like, shit, gotta do something about this, yeah, immediately. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The fact that Homer is no, no, no, not taking it seriously.
Speaker 2: Maybe just hit too close to home or it's like
Speaker 2: I don't know, at least feel some guilt about it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, meeting Bill Peppers. But I'm also you know,
Speaker 2: got my souls a briefcase phil conflicted about it as
Speaker 2: much as you Nick's Nicksnick.
Speaker 4: But let's be honest, we've all gone to die and cheated,
Speaker 4: right Oh yeah, absolutely, Yeah, It's.
Speaker 2: Just that's who we are. Ask people. Yeah. But if
Speaker 2: it's I it's something that's seemingly this serious, and that's
Speaker 2: the morning after that, it's the next day, I guess, so.
Speaker 2: But for yeah, for margin at the end to go,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter. I love it was like's still going
Speaker 2: to be, you know, a dud in the sack, you
Speaker 2: know the dud. At least they sort of tied it
Speaker 2: up well where it wasn't just I guess so, yeah,
Speaker 2: because it was almost a case of I think it
Speaker 2: was more an indictment of shows like Sneakers as opposed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was taking the mick out of those shows. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I was going to talk about something before you continue.
Speaker 2: There, it come back to it. It'll come back to me.
Speaker 2: I was going to talk about something important before you
Speaker 2: started talking shit. No, no, no, man, we'll get to it.
Speaker 2: We'll get to it. But basically, yeah, so home, So
Speaker 2: the setup is that Home is bad in bed. Oh no,
Speaker 2: he's just is lacking energy.
Speaker 4: I did like the line though, of one of my
Speaker 4: favorite moments of New Diet.
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Speaker 2: Next question, you there eating the based all right? Trivia time?
Speaker 2: Yes you've got three? I've only got three hope, that's
Speaker 2: all right. I'll go first? How much weight had home
Speaker 2: and put on? Where? Betsy bibus said, you've gained You've
Speaker 2: gained seven pounds? And what's that in kilos? About three
Speaker 2: seven pounds into killers is three point one seven kilos?
Speaker 2: I was so close. Not bad. Speaking of weight, what
Speaker 2: was Betsy Bidwell's old weight? Her old weight? Oh, she
Speaker 2: used to weigh something. I don't know. I don't remember
Speaker 2: that bit. Actually she used to weighs four hundred pounds,
Speaker 2: she said, really, no, man would never touch you. Next
Speaker 2: question for me from you? Alrighty, what was the missus cooking?
Speaker 2: Missus munts? It was meat life now. Yes, I haven't
Speaker 2: had meat lofe in a while.
Speaker 4: It was the meal that my mummy spoke when I
Speaker 4: was a kid that I was always bitterly disappointed with
Speaker 4: my made meat left.
Speaker 2: Not really spice it up.
Speaker 4: I know, it's just I didn't like. I hate the
Speaker 4: texture of meat loaf. Oh yeah, just not for me.
Speaker 4: Oh never been a meatloaf fan? Really, what the singer
Speaker 4: not the meat. It's the opposite for me.
Speaker 2: I can't stand me. I like meat loaf, fine, but
Speaker 2: I love me love the meal. Okay, well we haven't caught.
Speaker 2: I read Nicko cooked at once. I went, I don't
Speaker 2: have the hard to tell that I hate it because
Speaker 2: I know she loves meat loaf. You next question, Jennifer
Speaker 2: appears on Sneakers because her acupuncturist boyfriend maybe cheating. How
Speaker 2: old is Jennifer. I'm going to say thirty, She's twenty
Speaker 2: three years only three years old. I did like the
Speaker 2: I've tried everything but talking to it my follow I
Speaker 2: do like that recarget, but we've tried nothing. We're roll
Speaker 2: out about. Oh it is, yeah, so great. My final
Speaker 2: question is the host of Sneakers. Who is his father? Oh,
Speaker 2: the Reverend Billy Graham Junior.
Speaker 4: I've mentioned this guy but twice in the last three episodes. Really,
Speaker 4: because when they did the love spring fieldy in style,
Speaker 4: remember it said today sex pistols tomorrow red.
Speaker 2: It was like Reverend Billy Graham. It was like a
Speaker 2: combination of the two or whatever. Do we have the energy?
Speaker 2: One may dare say the podcast Pizaz to type in
Speaker 2: the date, well the year that this episode released and
Speaker 2: Billy Graham and see if something happened, see why you
Speaker 2: might have been in the new two thousand and eight.
Speaker 2: Let's do it. Billy Graham was an American ev evangelists,
Speaker 2: passed away in twenty eighteen. I can't really see anything
Speaker 2: here that stands out in two thousand and eight. Five
Speaker 2: time was say twos and five ye city he had preached. No,
Speaker 2: he finished in two thousand and five, so he'd retired
Speaker 2: by two thousand and eight. Not in the hearts of
Speaker 2: the Caroline Amine and the people at the Simpsons writers rot,
Speaker 2: did she write this one dish? Yeah?
Speaker 4: However yeah, yeah with William right. How often do we find,
Speaker 4: though with current Simpsons that we're reviewing, that they'll make
Speaker 4: a gag and it's like this, a similar gag is
Speaker 4: in like two or three episodes. It's almost like they
Speaker 4: just throw them all in there. Not anything original. This
Speaker 4: was this was the name or the thing that made
Speaker 4: us laugh that week. Yeah around, let's get into our
Speaker 4: review of daland Furda. Shall we let's let's do it.
Speaker 4: So the original airdate was March ninth, two thousand and eight.
Speaker 4: Production code KA b F zero seven, written by.
Speaker 2: Why do they have that? Production one of the production
Speaker 2: cove Well, let us call it this episode KA b
Speaker 2: F zero seven. I guess maybe it means the seventh
Speaker 2: episode this season produced. It doesn't matter, kab The name
Speaker 2: of the radio station in John Carpenter is the Fog
Speaker 2: by the way, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: K Carolyn Amine William right with the writers of this episode,
Speaker 4: directed by Bob Anderson as well. So the episode kicks
Speaker 4: off with Marge wanting some sexy time. She's down DTF
Speaker 4: as the kids would say once upon a time down
Speaker 4: the frolic, Yes, and she wants a syrupy stack of
Speaker 4: man cakes. And I was like, we all want a
Speaker 4: good woman like this, right, Jesus is the message that
Speaker 4: we are? And go, I want a piece of that action,
Speaker 4: doesn't it? Everybody want to be wanted? Yeah, that's that's
Speaker 4: the thing. You just want to be wanted. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: said to Nikolas, said it was last week. I said,
Speaker 4: please forever, like you know, sometimes been in the kitchen
Speaker 4: walk up and slap me on the ass. I'm like,
Speaker 4: don't ever stop doing that because it just makes you
Speaker 4: feel like you wanted. Oh yeah, there's nothing wrong with
Speaker 4: a good ass slap, right, is that?
Speaker 2: Well it depends on it, but no, there is nothing
Speaker 2: wrong Uncle Joe. No, Uncle Joe. Come on.
Speaker 4: So he's too tired though, He's just he's absolutely knacking.
Speaker 4: And I was just like, mate, we've all been there.
Speaker 4: The spirit is willing, but the pleasures, well, yeah, yes.
Speaker 2: We want to get to get nuts on me.
Speaker 4: But he gets home the next day, dinner time, the
Speaker 4: perfect time, perfect break between we're won't drunk, and he
Speaker 4: smells something his new diet.
Speaker 2: It's broccoli getting I was like, yeah, steam brocoli. It
Speaker 2: must have. I must admit that's, you know, steam things
Speaker 2: that the margin has got going on in the soap
Speaker 2: top good honor. Looks like she's put in the effort.
Speaker 2: Actually it looks like some pretty tasty veggies. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I made a sturf for the other day, and I
Speaker 4: was thinking, why did I do more of this? It's
Speaker 4: they're simple to make, you know, a bit of sauce
Speaker 4: veggies and chicken in there.
Speaker 2: And they're delicious. They're very tasty. Yeah, this is a yeah,
Speaker 2: we're very pro s Somemmer's coming, which means shirts off,
Speaker 2: which means we're going to get into into shape. Well,
Speaker 2: that's right, suns out, guns.
Speaker 4: Out, yes, as Nikola calls it, suns out, buns out.
Speaker 4: Well that too, girls of the g strings, that's what
Speaker 4: she said, suns out, buns out. You know, apparently there's
Speaker 4: a saying you know how they always say forgive me
Speaker 4: female viewers and listeners, But there's a saying that goes
Speaker 4: tits out for the boys, get you tits out for
Speaker 4: the boys.
Speaker 2: Know that's saying. I'm well aware of it. I may
Speaker 2: have said it, yes, right, Apparently there's a saying. I
Speaker 2: never heard it, Nicola goes dicks out for the chicks,
Speaker 2: get you dicks out for the chicks, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I've never heard this in quite frankly, I'm discussing ladies,
Speaker 2: lift your game, chow some decorum.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm not, well, no one's ever said
Speaker 4: it to me, dicks out for the chicks. And I
Speaker 4: was like, well it makes sense they should. They deserve
Speaker 4: their own filthy slogan as well.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of something that rhymes with dicks
Speaker 2: away for the so and so, because once I get
Speaker 2: mine and I'll be like, no, no, all the.
Speaker 4: Rhymes are penis, penis out for the It doesn't make
Speaker 4: sense willies because WILLI is a probe an easy way
Speaker 4: to ride with something, isn't it cock cock cocks cocks.
Speaker 2: Out for the.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but dick's out for the chicks apparently
Speaker 4: a thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm happy to if you ask happily you're black,
Speaker 2: say please anyway.
Speaker 4: So cooking nice, cooking nice, sturf fries whatever, veggies, vegetables.
Speaker 2: Yes, you've got surf on the brain. So I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say stirf fr sturf fry.
Speaker 4: That's that's what I think of steam veggi'es I think
Speaker 4: of stir fry and mix it all together. Anyway, So
Speaker 4: Hamma says, here, what about the old ones?
Speaker 2: I haven't finished despite the fact that it says stir fry,
Speaker 2: just like this makes sense. That's whatever.
Speaker 4: Seeing Veggi's being cooked stir fry for me. So now
Speaker 4: she's just higher bid well, and I'm this is just lazy.
Speaker 4: It's just thinking, who is this I've hired a dietitian. Okay,
Speaker 4: after one day?
Speaker 5: Why all right, Homer, did you know I used to
Speaker 5: weigh four hundred pounds?
Speaker 1: Oh bet, no man would touch you.
Speaker 5: Well, I went from fat to all that using my simple,
Speaker 5: fool proof diet. It's all about little substitutions. Instead of
Speaker 5: French toast for breakfast, why not eat a belt pepper
Speaker 5: when you crave something sugary? Eat about pepper? Want a beer?
Speaker 2: Bell pepper?
Speaker 1: Who it's dangy like a pepper, like qunchy like a bell,
Speaker 1: bell pepper?
Speaker 4: I reckon what this is? I've got here in my notes.
Speaker 4: Someone said beal pepper in the in the writer's room
Speaker 4: one day, and they thought it was hilarious. And they
Speaker 4: think the word bell pepper, bell pepper, bell pepper. They
Speaker 4: they've done this for years now. Though remember Bombardman playing dodgeball.
Speaker 4: But Barman, this is just that gag again, Bell pepper,
Speaker 4: bell pepper, bell pepper.
Speaker 2: I have two questions, yes, regarding this whole three okay,
Speaker 2: it's tribute. Only have two questions. I walked right into
Speaker 2: that and then, well, well played you. First of all,
Speaker 2: Homer is eating these belle Why is no one seeding
Speaker 2: these bell peppers? If you've ever cut up a bell
Speaker 2: pepper and you got some of the seeds in there,
Speaker 2: exactly what happens. It's the hot seeds. So eating those
Speaker 2: more time, one more time? That was my person. You
Speaker 2: look like the wolf from the mask. The secondly, why
Speaker 2: is no one calling these bell peppers by their true
Speaker 2: name capsicum? Yeah, it's very it's a very American thing.
Speaker 2: But here you go, no, it's not an American thing.
Speaker 2: That's what they call them in England. Really.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you go to subway in England you asked for
Speaker 4: some capsulem and they look at you with a fuddled look.
Speaker 4: She said do you want do you want pepper? And
Speaker 4: I was like, yes, please? Did start putting no, no cask?
Speaker 4: She goes, Nicole goes, that's pepper. I went what she goes,
Speaker 4: bal pepper? I went, what do you what you're saying?
Speaker 2: Words? Nothing makes sense here? Do you say pepper or
Speaker 2: pepper's I don't know, but all I heard was pepper.
Speaker 2: And in Australia we pepper, it's salt and pepper. But
Speaker 2: she goes, do you want pepper? She's well, hold up,
Speaker 2: hold on, no, I don't want that. So that's why
Speaker 2: I realized Nicholas, And that was years ago when I
Speaker 2: first went to England. Nicolas like, pepper is bal pepper
Speaker 2: is capskim here and I was like, but you have
Speaker 2: something else that's called pepper. Why would you do that
Speaker 2: to yourself. It's like when you go overseas and they say,
Speaker 2: would you like cilantro on this? And I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't know what that is? What is cilantro? It's capsic? No,
Speaker 2: it's capsic. That's just talking. See it's confusing. We wouldn't
Speaker 2: have this issue. It's very confusing. What do we call it? It? Coriander? Ah? Okay.
Speaker 4: See the thing is I think where the odd one's out?
Speaker 4: I think everyone else around the world calls it pepper,
Speaker 4: and where the only one they called capsic?
Speaker 2: Okay, So will like when we have a girl with
Speaker 2: our American friends, were like, why are still using miles?
Speaker 2: Stop doing it? But we're ahead of the curve though,
Speaker 2: we're going. You know what's confusing having bell, pepper and
Speaker 2: pepper being put into the same sandwich subway. If you
Speaker 2: just call it a capsicim, you wouldn't have to. It
Speaker 2: wouldn't be confused anymore. Dan would certainly be less as
Speaker 2: I would go, I've made a subway for a long
Speaker 2: if it had been subway for a while, I've been
Speaker 2: for ages. I have not. Lou had some the other day.
Speaker 4: I just remember getting it maybe two years ago, and
Speaker 4: I was like seventeen. This used to be like a
Speaker 4: nine dollars on that's seventeen and it's not good.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, if I'm playing seventeen, no, I'll well,
Speaker 2: do you respect a subway? And I'll buy a whole
Speaker 2: chicken and rolls and it's spokesperson Jared. I'll get a
Speaker 2: real sandwich from a real sandwich because I used to
Speaker 2: enjoy the the foot long and also on meatball sub
Speaker 2: you saw that coming. I added a sound effect there.
Speaker 2: You haven't heard it yet, but it'll be there. Was
Speaker 2: it slide whissel? No, that's what what Mal has? It
Speaker 2: doesn't he does? Indeed? Uh? Anyway, yes, Bell Peppers stuff.
Speaker 2: You thought it was funny. It maybe isn't quite as
Speaker 2: fun as you thought. It was. Simpson's Riders, but look,
Speaker 2: you've given us so much pleasure for so long. We'll
Speaker 2: let this one's slide. Yeah. But now apparently Homer loves
Speaker 2: them as well, so is he eating these and pretending
Speaker 2: to like them because he wants to keep this facade
Speaker 2: up or he actually likes It's hard to tell, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because they don't sort of show a moment where
Speaker 4: he goes, oh my god, I can stop eating these now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no even slight cutaway. Yeah, it's more like, no,
Speaker 2: he's really into these bell peppers. Yeah, just as much
Speaker 2: as you know the Simpsons riders are into saying the
Speaker 2: word bell.
Speaker 4: Pepper right at the baseball game. But it's a dog
Speaker 4: gets a dog. I feel like if you go to
Speaker 4: the baseball you have to have.
Speaker 2: A dog, right, I would have to have a dog
Speaker 2: and a beer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Shans Foot, it's a pie and chips and a coke, yes,
Speaker 4: or a beer whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you went to the States and went to
Speaker 2: a baseball game, which team would you like to see?
Speaker 2: Boston red the Socks. I'm a Boston guy. Well, that's true.
Speaker 2: You are. You're talking about this the other narrator, chick
Speaker 2: from Boston, the English Boston, not the American Boston.
Speaker 4: They founded this Boston. The American money they got Boston,
Speaker 4: they built that city, not on rock and roll.
Speaker 2: No, it sucks that were read The Lovely Luise and
Speaker 2: I watched a documentary on TV the other night called
Speaker 2: was it Finding the Voice? But it was about John
Speaker 2: Farnham and yeah, Australian Ic on John Farnham.
Speaker 4: They're doing all these before he dies. Usually their way
Speaker 4: to someone dies and they go let's celebrate them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's celebrate John Johnny Farnum. While this STI alive,
Speaker 2: It's like, I kind of did it, Molly Malgium. I
Speaker 2: guess they gave him all these TV shows and movies
Speaker 2: and then he dropped his pants on stage and was like,
Speaker 2: oh no, they swapt that one under the road pretty quickly,
Speaker 2: didn't they. They didn't they? Farsi as we like to
Speaker 2: call him here in Australia. It was pre his big
Speaker 2: comeback with Your the Voice. Yeah. They were scouting out
Speaker 2: songs for him to sing, you know, to put on
Speaker 2: his album WI Spring Jack and apparently one of them
Speaker 2: was we built this City. Like they send him a
Speaker 2: demo of it, No way, yeah, and he was like
Speaker 2: I don't like that. I was like this this would
Speaker 2: have been good. I'm like, no, that's a terrible song.
Speaker 4: Whoever sings this sounds like rock and or roll, but
Speaker 4: you're the voice worked for him. It's being used as
Speaker 4: both Kamala right in her ad is it?
Speaker 2: Didn't you see that? I did not see she.
Speaker 4: Used they used in the Democratic advertisement You're the voice
Speaker 4: is now like everyone in America was like, what a song.
Speaker 2: Everyone's like, we're firty years old, as seen in the
Speaker 2: motion picture hot Rod.
Speaker 4: So yeah, now then now they're being they're using it
Speaker 4: to try and over overthrow Trump.
Speaker 2: And meanwhile, didn't the estate of Isaac hayes okay chef
Speaker 2: from south Park? Yeah, listening to going down to South Park?
Speaker 2: Good shame. I don't know which of it, whether he
Speaker 2: used lyrics from an Isaac hay song or he might
Speaker 2: have like tried to use them from sharp Yeah, and
Speaker 2: the state of head said, no, we're not We're not
Speaker 2: having it anyway. Back to dal Infernerda, we were constantly.
Speaker 4: Avoiding the issue baseball game, eating a dog and home
Speaker 4: and but orders the pepper which is piping cold, crunchy
Speaker 4: and bland. So then he gets one from a vendor.
Speaker 2: Have their place. I like a capsicum. I like it.
Speaker 2: I like it in a tire sturf fry. Yes, I
Speaker 2: like ty curry. I like to put it in a
Speaker 2: sturf fry when when I make my breakfast burrito.
Speaker 4: Cap If I'm gonna eat capsic, it needs to be soft.
Speaker 4: I can't eat hard capsicum.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I quite like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like going a salad roll or whatever.
Speaker 4: I didn't salad it's good, okay. So he gets from
Speaker 4: the vending machine Mo's blending peppers to farmer's drink. Yes,
Speaker 4: Homers then gained seven pounds. Betsy can't believe it. Marge
Speaker 4: asks has been cheating, and he walks out and meet
Speaker 4: I didn't like this where she's pinching his weight and
Speaker 4: he walks in and outside and it's like, too silly,
Speaker 4: too silly for me, too silly.
Speaker 2: In an episode where a small boy falls up falls
Speaker 2: up a giant cliff, is the extended bang bang bang
Speaker 2: all the way down? Has it all the way down?
Speaker 2: Bad bag? So Marge is now looking. But was there
Speaker 2: ever the worst band of the Black Eyed Peas West
Speaker 2: band I've just been provoking. I mean they had their place. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's true. It's terrible stuff. That's great. Where is the love, guy?
Speaker 2: Where's the love? That was well done? I appreciate you
Speaker 2: what you did. It's like they did terrible songs that
Speaker 2: you can't help but kind of get down to. Actually, no,
Speaker 2: let's get it started as Actually I can say, it's
Speaker 2: just shut up, shut up, got a real I'm such
Speaker 2: a period because big girls don't cry. So takeday is
Speaker 2: that one of those songs? I think it's a fergy song,
Speaker 2: right the girls? I think it's maybe wrong. Maybe I
Speaker 2: think I like to get it started, except I can
Speaker 2: only like it by its original time You're going to
Speaker 2: go there, which I cannot say on this podcast. Apparently
Speaker 2: that words making a comeback. No, it's not. Yeah, apparently
Speaker 2: it is in your world. Maybe, well in the world
Speaker 2: of the kids. The kids, kids are the kids are
Speaker 2: saying maybe because I've you know, he's been so long
Speaker 2: since people have actually used the word they've gone, people
Speaker 2: have gone. You know what that word means? Right? Oh shit?
Speaker 2: Oh the children marrow future. Yes, So Marge is looking
Speaker 2: for evidence, evidence proved that home has been cheating. I
Speaker 2: didn't enjoy about What are you doing there? Am I
Speaker 2: going crazy? Yes? And you know you can't find anything?
Speaker 2: Then the family see the Primo on the TV Force Sneakers.
Speaker 1: Me Jennifer geez worried or I get punk to his
Speaker 1: boyfriend is sticking it to someone else.
Speaker 2: He used to be so loving.
Speaker 1: Now, he says, he's always working late, but when he
Speaker 1: comes home his needles.
Speaker 2: Aren't even bloody. I've tried everything except talking to him.
Speaker 2: Help me TV show, We'll find out if Jennifer's boyfriend
Speaker 2: has been fooling around. I'm Sneakers.
Speaker 3: If you suspect a loved one of cheating on you
Speaker 3: call the Sneakers hardline, also called if you don't suspect
Speaker 3: Most cheating happens when you think everything is just.
Speaker 4: Great, probably true, just when you think. Sometimes you suspect
Speaker 4: things right, you know, when your partner's off. But a
Speaker 4: lot of the time they are so good at covering it.
Speaker 4: It's like, no, you think of everything's fine. It's like,
Speaker 4: oh shit, how don't you see videos like I've been
Speaker 4: married to this guy, this woman like twenty years.
Speaker 2: I had no idea. You told me a terrible story
Speaker 2: the other day about a gentleman who received either a
Speaker 2: video or yeah, photographs not pleasant, photographs not pleasant. We're
Speaker 2: not going to recount that story on this podcast. It
Speaker 2: quite frankly traumatized. But Marge here is watching Sneakers and
Speaker 2: she says, kids set the kids for an adult phone call, Yes,
Speaker 2: because she wants to find out about eating cheating. Yeah,
Speaker 2: in the legendary words of adult Schautznegger, eating is not cheating.
Speaker 2: So that's a great story. The kids.
Speaker 3: Look it up.
Speaker 4: The kids go to the forest, as you said. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just a great setting, isn't it? Like it's got It
Speaker 4: reminds me of et Hey, they have kick ass.
Speaker 2: Forests, like right near the house. It's like, Wow, were
Speaker 2: you guys on the border of Canada or something. It
Speaker 2: looks fantastic. Yeah, it looks really nice. It's really nice. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but didn't know it was even there. You were a
Speaker 2: report on it. No, the internet wrote it. I handed
Speaker 2: it in another Simpsons prediction. Hey, I chat. They see
Speaker 2: the squirrel here. It's been eaten by the eagle. The
Speaker 2: eagle trying to eat it. Lisa says, break it up.
Speaker 2: You two play nice, and then the squirrel goes and
Speaker 2: eats the eagles eggs. And I'm like, I've seen video
Speaker 2: for some reason, I like washed one video on Twitter
Speaker 2: of it's like, would you save this deer from this anaconda?
Speaker 2: Right now, my whole Twitter feed is just like these
Speaker 2: animal videos saying would you get would you interfere with nature?
Speaker 2: And I'm just like, I don't want to see this ship. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they algorithms and nuts down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you watch one video as all you get, But
Speaker 4: would you interfere if you saw an animal trying to
Speaker 4: eat another animal, would you interfere?
Speaker 2: I would would? It depends on the cuteness of one particular,
Speaker 2: particularly the victimized animal. I couldn't help myself. I'd have
Speaker 2: to help regardless. I think apparently it's against the law,
Speaker 2: is there in some cases too? I forgot what was
Speaker 2: but yeah, I think I had one of these video
Speaker 2: shelf on my social media feeds as well, and there
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, a community note underneath it saying, is
Speaker 2: apparently illegal for you to step in and save this
Speaker 2: kind of animal. That's harsh, but you know Naseequena, circle
Speaker 2: of life baby, Yeah, not good nature is Oh it's brutal,
Speaker 2: bad man obviously.
Speaker 4: Lots of videos of Komodo dragon is rocking up on
Speaker 4: my feet. Those things are dinosaurs. They're terrifying.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, they're coming up a lot. They eat
Speaker 2: they just eat deers whole. Yeah. No, and they're not
Speaker 2: just showing you like ooh This kimono dragon's a bad
Speaker 2: to get a faint. No, the kimmodo dragon is actually
Speaker 2: like putting a deer's head in his mouth and it's
Speaker 2: chomping now and just just swallows the whole thing. Kimano
Speaker 2: dragons another thing to worry. They're sharks of land. Man,
Speaker 2: you don't have to go in the water. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you in my house.
Speaker 4: This video, this kimodo dragon chased down a deer, and
Speaker 4: I was like, these things are fast, they eat, they
Speaker 4: can eat people.
Speaker 2: That's just terrible. I'm stay inside. What's the point going out.
Speaker 2: We're going to come back inside anyway.
Speaker 4: But then talking to the host of sneakers though, and
Speaker 4: she mentions here, she's really sad because sometimes you go
Speaker 4: to the bathroom to snack off. It didn't mind, but
Speaker 4: now he's getting it more and more and more, and
Speaker 4: now she's just breaking it, basically just taking. They say
Speaker 4: that he's cheating, but he's actually snacking, and they make
Speaker 4: her crying to the camera. Then the kids find Martin,
Speaker 4: who's just having mery old time by himself, just excavated
Speaker 4: looking for arrowheads, just having a great Saturday afternoon, doing.
Speaker 2: A little amateur archaeology.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Lisa joins him, but tries but was so annoying
Speaker 4: here trying to say you blow listen to my joke.
Speaker 2: Well, but he's done that before. Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, no,
Speaker 2: that's pay attention to me basically. Yeah, that's one of
Speaker 2: Bard's defining characteristics. And will keep telling gag until it
Speaker 2: hits it was.
Speaker 4: This was the setup for a joke a little bit
Speaker 4: in about two minutes time, which I thought, my god,
Speaker 4: here we go. But anyway, so, but what one is
Speaker 4: off seaside?
Speaker 2: Too bad because I was going to use it a
Speaker 2: bit later on.
Speaker 4: So sideshow Mal is sleeping with the slide whistle and
Speaker 4: he sees the bone. This isn't like a cat in
Speaker 4: the hat thing or something like the bone the very
Speaker 4: thing methinks to prank my sister and the dink.
Speaker 2: That sounds more like Shakespeare.
Speaker 4: Shakespeare. I just thought it was something like out of
Speaker 4: a cat and a hat doctor Seus's book and to
Speaker 4: rhyme and all that.
Speaker 2: Kind of stuff all the time. Bone, the very thing
Speaker 2: methinks to prank my sister and the dink. I think
Speaker 2: that's a reference to a line from Hamlet. The plays
Speaker 2: the thing. Oh shit, okay, well'll do a quick bit
Speaker 2: of googling.
Speaker 4: But when he pulls the bone out of his hair,
Speaker 4: his hair goes down, which I think we've ever seen
Speaker 4: Social Meal with his hair down before, which is kind
Speaker 4: of interesting. And then we get as I will say
Speaker 4: the word, so he says, one of the major It
Speaker 4: could be one of the major homos. So Bart is
Speaker 4: taking the bone out of his hair, put it inside.
Speaker 4: I found a bone. Now, Martin says, this could be
Speaker 4: one of the homos. Bart tries to say, you're a
Speaker 4: hom and Lisa stops him.
Speaker 2: Whatever, may I just say? The plays the thing we're in,
Speaker 2: I'll catch the conscience of the king. This is the
Speaker 2: end of that two of William Shakespeare's Hamlet. Bone the
Speaker 2: very thing he thinks to practice, my sister and the
Speaker 2: what did you just say? The play is the thing
Speaker 2: by which I'll prick the conscience of the king. Up. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not dissimilar.
Speaker 4: No, So Bart pranks him, pulls the bone and he
Speaker 4: falls down the hill. Lisa tried, Lisa not good in
Speaker 4: this situation, to get a stick and pokes him.
Speaker 2: That's not going to help. But unless he was trying
Speaker 2: to you're awake wake up.
Speaker 4: To Edge Eh chatting him bag and he falls off
Speaker 4: and Bart here is pretty much every ten year old
Speaker 4: in that situation would bike away with a bell ring
Speaker 4: into drown out.
Speaker 2: The inner voice of guilt, Yes, out your conscience. What
Speaker 2: would you do with your kid? You would just panic? Right?
Speaker 2: Oh goodness here, yeah I can't, I can't. The fault
Speaker 2: are the kids. It was actually their reactions here, and
Speaker 2: I thought that, yeah, this is the foundation for at
Speaker 2: least some good character driven storytelling. I actually liked Lisa
Speaker 2: became like the heel in this. Yeah, I mean we've
Speaker 2: seen indications that Lisa could heal turn. Yeah when when
Speaker 2: the ship, when the ship goes down, when it will
Speaker 2: suit her? Yeah? Yeah, and if it derails her future
Speaker 2: or that's the big things the future, isn't it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: very much so. And yeah it was a nice sort
Speaker 2: of role reversal. And you know, usually Lisa's the conscientious
Speaker 2: one and Bard is devil may care. And this time
Speaker 2: it was a nice throw down, flipp it and reverse it. Yes,
Speaker 2: what a song. Awesome song. It's no Black Eyed Peas,
Speaker 2: but not pretty good. But then I was home, still
Speaker 2: ringing the bell. Bad thoughts they put on the hip
Speaker 2: us on the TV Little tree owls happy safe at home, Happy,
Speaker 2: Happy Happy. Cut to the new story and Martin has
Speaker 2: unfortunately died. Indeed, how do they know it's Martin? I
Speaker 2: found his Well, they had his pocket protector, which ironically
Speaker 2: did not protect.
Speaker 3: And you know exactly who is to blame, no one.
Speaker 3: The boy clearly fell by accident. He crashed through the
Speaker 3: tree canopy there and was presumably eaten by this cougar
Speaker 3: who is still coughing up parts of the boy's claws. Tragic,
Speaker 3: just tragic. You think this would fit little Rappie cheap
Speaker 3: this evidence, I know, but after its evidence, it's a
Speaker 3: shirt again, isn't it so?
Speaker 2: Chief? What's your final word on the Prince Boy?
Speaker 3: Oh? Dead, definitely dead.
Speaker 2: Chief. Aren't we supposed to notify the family first?
Speaker 3: What do you think I'm doing right now?
Speaker 2: They cut back to the elves.
Speaker 4: Imagine that you've watched the TV show best mate said
Speaker 4: or a kid that you know it's dead, And back
Speaker 4: to the happy Little Tree elves.
Speaker 2: So the kids think that they're murderers. Well as this
Speaker 2: says that were someone accomplice. She has the vision of
Speaker 2: being in prison and she's savv because any ol Steel books,
Speaker 2: and that would suck for modern audiences. It would like
Speaker 2: if you read Sally Rooney books, but then you go
Speaker 2: to prison and not only got Colleen Hoover. I think
Speaker 2: Nikola likes Colin Hoover. I think she's pretty sure she
Speaker 2: makes Zach you. Actually, I think Nicola reads Colleen who
Speaker 2: for books. I wouldn't know. Is there another Colleen famous author? No,
Speaker 2: it ends with us. She's the writer of it. Yes,
Speaker 2: she's got like the series of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: i'dmi the hustle. She's written a shit to of books
Speaker 2: and they're all very successful. Maybe I'm just jealous. Who
Speaker 2: knows his manuscript for fourteen years? True? And I am
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Speaker 4: in an description of this podcast. So basically, my least
Speaker 4: is concerned here, but says, I'm going to turn myself in.
Speaker 4: I can't live with this girl. And then we've got
Speaker 4: really cool animation of almost like the heel turn happening
Speaker 4: in real time at shadows and she's like, wait a minute, no,
Speaker 4: she justifies to herself, ruining our lives won't bring him back.
Speaker 2: What are we doing? Why don't we tell anybody? And
Speaker 2: Marge says, you know, how is you outside? Time, they
Speaker 2: do some quick talking.
Speaker 4: She knows something's not quite right, and home is now
Speaker 4: leaving at four o'clock in the day to go to work. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's got to count the atoms about yes, yeah, And
Speaker 4: Marge mentally called sneakers and says the loaders on the
Speaker 4: road and then father father, Reverend Billy Graham Junior, he
Speaker 4: says them to the cameraman or something, I don't know, yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't know whatever.
Speaker 2: It's meant to be a gag and nobody knows. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: it's failed to meet the criteria being a gag. And
Speaker 2: then it wasn't funny. Now it's the funeral at school
Speaker 2: for Martin. Nice tribute from the Audio Visual Club here
Speaker 2: with your with your lovely lady singing. That's right, Seremy Lachlin.
Speaker 4: Yes, clackly, but feeling feeling bad. And Nelson realized something,
Speaker 4: why is Bart feeling bad? I thought it was a
Speaker 4: bit convenient that Nelson's like, these two must have done
Speaker 4: it because Bart feels sad, Like, what's a funeral?
Speaker 2: Well, it's also a bit of a when are you
Speaker 2: using a lot of wrestling terms? But it's a bit
Speaker 2: of a baby face turn from Nelson from Nelson to
Speaker 2: be like, all of a suddenly, you Encyclopedia Brown. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna look this up in do you know what? Do
Speaker 2: you know what I mean when I say Encyclopedia Brown,
Speaker 2: Cyclopedia Brown. No, he was like a boy detective and
Speaker 2: a series of youthful detective novels back in the day. Okay,
Speaker 2: back in the day being my day, back being the
Speaker 2: late years of the twentieth sevens, The mad Men, mad
Speaker 2: Man there back in the seventies.
Speaker 4: Yes, So now basically Nelson's thinks something's up. You know,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm going to try and work this out something.
Speaker 4: He says, something doesn't add up.
Speaker 2: The bullies try to beating him up because he's trying
Speaker 2: to add stuff and it's having something no effect. Whatever.
Speaker 4: Home is now at the Oil you Can Eat. There's
Speaker 4: something about a good oil can eat. There's one in Corio.
Speaker 4: We're just you and I off the show off record.
Speaker 4: It's called Feast at the Gateway Hotel.
Speaker 2: Have you ever in Geelong?
Speaker 4: Go to the Gateway Hotel? Check out the Feast All
Speaker 4: you can Eat. It's thirty two dollars and they have
Speaker 4: a whole range. You've got like an Asian cuisine. They've
Speaker 4: got roast pork, roast lamb, roast beef. They've got just
Speaker 4: the classics, just like a chicken pum you you chicken pamaganas.
Speaker 4: This this place is aptly named yeah feast or you
Speaker 4: can eat chicken pamejanas.
Speaker 2: How many parmajanas you think you'd eat? Well, they're smaller ones,
Speaker 2: obviously the don't want to make huge ones.
Speaker 4: But I had two of them. I had a ship
Speaker 4: lead of beef. You know, they've got Yorkshire puddings as well.
Speaker 4: I think I love that.
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable. There is something fun that I saw on
Speaker 2: food social media. It was like someone made it's called
Speaker 2: a British burrio. I don't know why they didn't actually
Speaker 2: use their boys. I'm using them boys, but it was
Speaker 2: they made like a flat Yorkshire pudding and they just
Speaker 2: ripped up like they wrapped up sorry, like a Sunday
Speaker 2: roast in the in the flat veggies and all. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so it's like a Sunday roast but wrapped up in
Speaker 2: a Yorkshire pudding tortia. Did it look young? It looked
Speaker 2: really good. I suppose you eat them more combined when
Speaker 2: you eat him on the plaff the play, they all
Speaker 2: end up in the same place. Yeah. Gravy, Yeah, that
Speaker 2: was the thing, Like you have gravy? What kind of
Speaker 2: saw like, yeah, but gravy on it.
Speaker 4: I went to England and there was a person who
Speaker 4: had a Sunday roast and they didn't want any gravy,
Speaker 4: and I was like, what the hell is going on here?
Speaker 2: They didn't Are you a Russian spy? That's like, you
Speaker 2: don't have gravy on your roast? No? No, no, just leave
Speaker 2: it as it is, Keith it could I pass you
Speaker 2: the salt and or pepper? I didn't want the Pepper
Speaker 2: went to the bell Pepper. We brought that all together.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you can eat the camera. Menday's sad that
Speaker 4: this is what his last got to. Yes, rollhorse, just
Speaker 4: get in there and film.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he used to make you know docos about coal
Speaker 2: miners and all that stuff. Yeah. Will.
Speaker 4: He then throws Martin stuff in the trash, but then
Speaker 4: takes it home. Nelson still is investigating, knowing he's we
Speaker 4: think he's investigators Bernie Ants. When this happened, I looked
Speaker 4: it up, like can this actually happen? I've heard the
Speaker 4: stories of people Burnie Ants. And there's this guy on YouTube.
Speaker 4: He's like a you know, does random experiments whatever, and
Speaker 4: he has his giant magnifying glass and he has like
Speaker 4: this is infestation of ants in his backyard. He's like,
Speaker 4: you're gonna rill them up, get them all out, and
Speaker 4: he's just like now watch this and he gets a
Speaker 4: mad and it's like burns them all.
Speaker 2: It's like they all just disappeared on He's like, you
Speaker 2: want to see more on my video? Subscribed to my
Speaker 2: channel house. That was fun, wasn't it? And I was like,
Speaker 2: what did I The comment that the top comic was
Speaker 2: the top comment was perfect, goes Yep, I've made it
Speaker 2: to this part of YouTube stress now. I was just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's all these ants running around and just gets you something.
Speaker 2: It sounds like this is a grown person. This is
Speaker 2: a man. Yes, one can forgive maybe a small child
Speaker 2: for doing this thing. It's like, I'm heard you can
Speaker 2: do this. You know, it's your first fun experiment with science.
Speaker 2: Plus you're also good to learn about life and death.
Speaker 2: Hopefully you know, a responsible ut comes along and maybe
Speaker 2: you shouldn't do that. It's like, okay, you dig them
Speaker 2: up and goes like they're all riled up now because
Speaker 2: you roll them up. I was gonna say, we said
Speaker 2: nature of shit. People people are worse. Yeah, we are
Speaker 2: indeed part of nature and probably the worst part of it.
Speaker 2: I think we might be yes and so yeah, but
Speaker 2: he was burning ants and then it's time to investigate.
Speaker 2: It finds the bone on the string and yeah, something's
Speaker 2: something is not right here home. He gets home with
Speaker 2: chips and salsa in a suitcase, but then walks at
Speaker 2: least walk in and they're all sheepish, Oh what do
Speaker 2: you what do you been going on? And they're just
Speaker 2: all anxious and everyone has secrets. Yeah, everyone's got secrets
Speaker 2: except for March. I guess Marge with sneakers is also
Speaker 2: a secret. Yeah, Maggie's been playing online poker as well.
Speaker 2: That's a secret. I missed that part. I must have
Speaker 2: looked away for a few secds. Yeah, they cut to Maggie.
Speaker 2: Maggie's turns off the poker and goes to like a
Speaker 2: kids show or whatever.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: I watched a great video this week and it was
Speaker 4: just a short on YouTube. It was like turning on
Speaker 4: Doom in nineteen ninety four or whatever, right, and someone's
Speaker 4: got like an old school computer. Yes, and the film
Speaker 4: obviously on the modern phone, but it looked like high
Speaker 4: HD in nine twenty three that they had the old
Speaker 4: school poster on the wall whatnot.
Speaker 2: And they turned his computer on. Remember that's stud computers
Speaker 2: used to make when I were trying to work and
Speaker 2: load probably my current computer. It's just like it says
Speaker 2: that sound like that sound like immediately just took me back.
Speaker 2: I was like, holy shit. It's like when you hear
Speaker 2: the dial up sound. It's like we need to hear
Speaker 2: that every day, and you could imitate it. If someone
Speaker 2: says put a gun said imitate the dialup sound. You
Speaker 2: can probably do it like you tried it and this
Speaker 2: you tried it was pretty close. It was bad. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's pretty good. I'm gonna do a side by side.
Speaker 2: Can you put that gun?
Speaker 4: Let's do a serious one, right, guy right now is
Speaker 4: gonna try and do the dial up sound. Right, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna get the actual sound and put it back to back.
Speaker 2: Let's see. I'm gonna get see how you go? Thanks
Speaker 2: for putting the final off it? Okay, how was that? Okay,
Speaker 2: well we'll see mate, we yep writing. Let us know.
Speaker 2: This is what you get when you're listening to Foe Finger,
Speaker 2: discount man or machine. Who won this round? I welcome
Speaker 2: our machine overlood. Everyone that covers like none of us.
Speaker 4: Dude, you won this round and you lost my subscription.
Speaker 4: But nobody can sleep. They're all sort of concerned. And
Speaker 4: Bart's going through Martin stings and he finds the butterfly
Speaker 4: paper and he's, you know, you realize that butterfly is
Speaker 4: going to be coming out soon, We're gonna be hatching home.
Speaker 4: Then takes the This was so weird taking the spit
Speaker 4: to the hotel.
Speaker 2: Love that? Yeah? That I mean, that wasn't that wasn't
Speaker 2: the stupidest part. There was a part coming up that
Speaker 2: was even worse.
Speaker 4: When it comes to stupidity, it makes no sense. And
Speaker 4: it was a bridge too far from me. But so
Speaker 4: basically they're watching Homer in the hotel room, just having
Speaker 4: getting down with this.
Speaker 2: Yes, but yeah, it just one of those gags. It
Speaker 2: just went on way too long.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I've never seen this before. But turn the
Speaker 4: camera off. Then Lisa's at the quickie mart and why,
Speaker 4: I don't know why she's acting your sheep. No one
Speaker 4: knows it was them. The police have said we think
Speaker 4: it was an accident. No one else did this, So
Speaker 4: why they even bothered The police aren't suspecting anybody.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Just guilty conscience is a tougher post.
Speaker 4: He says, you know, little murderer says, because the hat's
Speaker 4: killing her or whatever, killing him because it's so cute
Speaker 4: or whatever. Then Lisa says to Bart, you know, pretended
Speaker 4: we're fighting, giving an Indian, but I make me say
Speaker 4: Indian against it gives an Indian bur And at least
Speaker 4: Nelson walks in. He's investigating, just being a detective. Basically
Speaker 4: says he's missus cookie meat loaft tonight. So you're gonna
Speaker 4: get home missus Muntz.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which I guess is a sort of a shout
Speaker 2: out to Colombo, which they have a little later on,
Speaker 2: but you know Columbo was always referring to missus Columbo. Oh, okay,
Speaker 2: there you go. That would definitely be it.
Speaker 4: Then Lisa finds notes from Bart in his bed and
Speaker 4: it says I'm going to Martin's house ended all or
Speaker 4: can't live with this guilt suicide line.
Speaker 2: Odd.
Speaker 4: Lisa genuinely thinks that Barth going to kill himself. They
Speaker 4: even go to the length of having the silhoutte the
Speaker 4: of the noose and everything. Anyway, but before we did that, though,
Speaker 4: this is a stupid moment. Homer calling, I want to say,
Speaker 4: a hotel room and there's a spit there on the
Speaker 4: bed with a photo of homanexe to the bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the hell was that? I don't know, man, Yeah,
Speaker 2: this this storyline just how does that get How does
Speaker 2: that get through? I don't know. They were running out
Speaker 2: of juice at this stage. This storyline was certainly running
Speaker 2: out of gas, but.
Speaker 4: It shouldn't have been there. It's a fun murder mystery,
Speaker 4: like I don't know. I just thought that was so
Speaker 4: that b plot that it did not need that it
Speaker 4: was stupid. But Lisa arrives at Melson at Martin's house
Speaker 4: and looks like Bart's going to hang himself, but no,
Speaker 4: he's there to finish martin butterfly project because they're about
Speaker 4: to start hatching.
Speaker 2: I love that Martin's journal is called the Journal de Martain.
Speaker 4: Pri Yes, this is actually one of my favorite moments.
Speaker 4: I really liked the fact that he had preset this
Speaker 4: tape with the loot. It's like it's just a little legend,
Speaker 4: isn't he.
Speaker 2: He's very thought all, very conscientious and very thorough.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when they thought they turned it off, but they
Speaker 4: can still hear the loot. What's going on here? They
Speaker 4: can't we get what's going on. Margine catches home a
Speaker 4: eating is it Gaspargo.
Speaker 2: No, it's the Butterscotch Stallion. That's right, Yes, yeah, fun fact.
Speaker 2: Butter Scott Stalien exactly the nickname of Owen Wilson when
Speaker 2: back in the two thousands, though some gossip website named
Speaker 2: The Famer gave him the nickname butter Scotch Stallion, a
Speaker 2: fitting name. Do you think have that lovely blonde hair. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that voice. Wow. Wow. What's he doing now? Besides that
Speaker 2: Loki show that's pretty much it. I think he's doing
Speaker 2: some other I think he's the star of some new
Speaker 2: TV show where he plays like a golf pro or something.
Speaker 2: You know that movie Tin Cup with Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: it's like a bit of a riff on that. Okay,
Speaker 2: I mean it doesn't have to work anymore, probably not
Speaker 2: everywhere in the two thousands he was. Indeed, I watched
Speaker 2: Zoolander the other night. It was just on on the foxtowel.
Speaker 2: They had Zoolander and Zoolander two back to back. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna stop a Zoolander. I don't think I
Speaker 2: need to watch this. I know Zoolander too is horrific.
Speaker 2: I didn't think it was all that good, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember the time thinking it's pretty funny that ben
Speaker 2: Still and Wilson cast themselves as super Bowls and then
Speaker 2: you look at Wilson to go a handsome guy, and
Speaker 2: Hansel is just a really good character. Yeah, Zueland is
Speaker 2: pretty funny. Wow, what breaking news. It was one of
Speaker 2: those movies that was always beyond it, like house Parties.
Speaker 2: When I was in a teenager. Yeah, we come in
Speaker 2: with two thousand and one. Yeah. Yeah, it's like one
Speaker 2: of the first comedies to come out post September eleven,
Speaker 2: which we just talked about on this show. We didn't.
Speaker 2: I said this all the time, but you know when
Speaker 2: we're not when in the script this, So they come
Speaker 2: out like December or November or something? Did that something
Speaker 2: like that? Okay, yeah, but Marge, then it's a catching
Speaker 2: time eating it the butter Scott, what is it? Stallion? Stallion?
Speaker 4: And he says, I only I couldn't sends the disappointment
Speaker 4: in your eyes, knowing that I was a failure. So
Speaker 4: then she slaps the be at the host name I
Speaker 4: don't think we do, slaps his nets niggers guy. So
Speaker 4: she'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy
Speaker 4: and he says, if there was a reality show about
Speaker 4: fat guys who really love their wives, I'd be you know,
Speaker 4: it'd be good ratings and I'll be the first one.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, yah, was straight. It's it's nice. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's good that we've been reminded that mar John's home
Speaker 2: and no matter what. At the same time, get into shape. Yeah,
Speaker 2: get some get your bedroom. Beza's back, buddy, Yeah, he
Speaker 2: says he. I've got a lot to think about.
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna go to the editing room and make
Speaker 4: you look insane, make you look crazy. The hosts says
Speaker 4: that to march.
Speaker 2: Then the butterfly nectar falls on Lisa and they all
Speaker 2: butterflies go over. She pushes them all away. One gets
Speaker 2: that's foot caught in her button hole in the shoes.
Speaker 2: She goes to flick it and realizes, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm a monster and all this guilt has just turned
Speaker 2: me into a horrible person. She says she must come clean.
Speaker 2: She screams, we killed Martin Prince. Now some reveals that
Speaker 2: he was sitting there playing the lute, and I'm like this,
Speaker 2: why was he there? I don't know, man, what what?
Speaker 2: Why do you think I'm going to go to Martin's
Speaker 2: house and hang out and the butterfly thing playing the lute? What?
Speaker 2: Maybe he was following button Lisa, I don't know, get
Speaker 2: the loot from. Yeah, look, I'm not I like these
Speaker 2: old mystery shows from the seventies, like a Moment Cloud
Speaker 2: Milan Wife, the ones they're talking about here, And I
Speaker 2: get the feeling that they sometimes play a little fast
Speaker 2: and loose with like Colombo, what are you doing here?
Speaker 2: I've learned to stop questioning things because you can find
Speaker 2: faults with everything in television, every show, no matter what
Speaker 2: is you be breaking bad, there will be something to nitpick. Right.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you've just got to just go go with the flow.
Speaker 2: We're talking Dan and I've been talking about Alien and
Speaker 2: Aliens recently and it was great. I heard quote I
Speaker 2: heard from Ridley Scott when he was making Alien. He
Speaker 2: was talking about how there was like something surrounding the
Speaker 2: Nostromo in space and someone on the crew said, well,
Speaker 2: you know in space you wouldn't have that. You know,
Speaker 2: there's no smoke or atmosphere in space, and Ridley Scott
Speaker 2: says there is. Now what a Lord, that's the That's
Speaker 2: the biggest boss move of all time? Right? It really
Speaker 2: a dollar symbol? Yeah, Jim Cameron just coming to the
Speaker 2: guys at Fox and saying, what's what, here's my next
Speaker 2: project Alien and writes an s after then puts a
Speaker 2: makes it into a dollar sie. Ah, that was the
Speaker 2: greatest pitch of all time. Although apparently there's the guy
Speaker 2: who I'm not if was Iarvan rightman but basically said
Speaker 2: to the people at Universal Schwarzenegger the Vido Twins and
Speaker 2: just sold it. I mean, you would think it would
Speaker 2: work right again. If it's one of those things that
Speaker 2: didn't happen, I don't care print the legend.
Speaker 3: I'm just glad it was you who brought us in, Nelson,
Speaker 3: remember when we used to date.
Speaker 2: If you let me go, we can get back together.
Speaker 2: I never let your cherry by my malbours, Stacey. I'll
Speaker 2: let you do it now. Shave it for the warden.
Speaker 4: Martin then comes out, though, and he says, to quote
Speaker 4: Mark Twain, rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated. And
Speaker 4: then he's got the Wedgi accommodating waistband, which saved him.
Speaker 4: A cougar tried to eat him, dragged him, flung him away,
Speaker 4: much like the rabbit in they called the Simpsons.
Speaker 2: From the first season. He learned on an aisle, built
Speaker 2: a raff, but he survived. Basically, he's got the rap
Speaker 2: pretty quickly. But he also spent like three weeks building
Speaker 2: his modes six skot Yes, that's right, so three weeks.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It looks well tailored.
Speaker 4: Lisa has learned that, you know, behind every goody two
Speaker 4: shoes or some dark socks, I believe, she says, but
Speaker 4: realizes I think, like killing nerds is not great or whatever.
Speaker 4: And then we get the Colombo closing credits. Well I
Speaker 4: thought it was Colombo, but that's all got here. But
Speaker 4: because Nelson's Colombo, Burns and Smiths as McMillan and wife
Speaker 4: these Quincy Jones was another one.
Speaker 2: These are actually shows.
Speaker 4: So they're all different shows, yes, yeah, but they are
Speaker 4: all actual shows. Yes, yeah, yeah mc millen wife is
Speaker 4: one too.
Speaker 2: McMillan The Wife starred Rock Hudson. Okayhy do we get
Speaker 2: doctor Quinn medicine woman because that was many years later. Yes,
Speaker 2: but Quincy Quincy, he was like a medical examiner. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: so you know dead body and shop and he said,
Speaker 2: was Something's that right?
Speaker 4: I feel like the early two thousands were the era
Speaker 4: of you know, the the cops can't solve crimes. They
Speaker 4: need some quirky guy who can get to help them.
Speaker 4: Psych numbers, well castles.
Speaker 2: That would CSI, I reckon. Yeah, oh wait, I never
Speaker 2: watched I didn't you know, I was huge, but so
Speaker 2: cs I, well that was they weren't cops so much
Speaker 2: as they were like the scientists who get the there's
Speaker 2: a dead body, but it sounds weird about this dead body.
Speaker 2: We don't have to happen this way.
Speaker 4: This way, But I mean, at least they had some
Speaker 4: sort of like experience in the field where these I'm
Speaker 4: talking about the Castle of Nathan Fillions just like I'm
Speaker 4: an offer and I'm going to follow you on your
Speaker 4: on your adventures and help you solve crimes or psych
Speaker 4: or numbers and numbers. He is like he's as a mathematician,
Speaker 4: but he had no history with something crime.
Speaker 2: I get where you're coming from.
Speaker 4: But yeah, that that that was there was another show?
Speaker 4: Wasn't it another show? Much like Numbers Numbers?
Speaker 2: Was it called words? Who knows? But I mean I'm
Speaker 2: a sucker for those kind of shows, but i usually
Speaker 2: get about two or three seasons and I'm like kind
Speaker 2: of done now. Oh yeah, Look, as I have said
Speaker 2: many times, I was deep in the pocket for The
Speaker 2: black List. That was great at the start, wasn't start
Speaker 2: my man, James Spader, I'm like, oh, you know, it's
Speaker 2: just a it's a nice little mystery every week, and
Speaker 2: you know there's a big mystery, and yeah, as an arc,
Speaker 2: but it's mainly this each episode by episode. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: self contained stories overriding arc that's what you want. I
Speaker 2: think I made it like five seasons and I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be complicated.
Speaker 4: They always ruined it by going, how do we focus
Speaker 4: on like the in house drama? And I'm like, no,
Speaker 4: I don't want see Olivia beds and fighting with you,
Speaker 4: like I want to see them solving crimes.
Speaker 2: What the hell is going on here? Cross another name
Speaker 2: off the black list sample?
Speaker 4: Oh wait, he's not the father spoilless I said, I
Speaker 4: was only halfway through. I might have gone back to
Speaker 4: it anyway.
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Speaker 4: Well, we can't now he's five points behind, but he
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Speaker 2: Points this time. What do we got? You're just gonna
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Speaker 4: Prince harming, that will be yeah. Jared horm with the
Speaker 4: three points. He's now five points ahead of everybody.
Speaker 2: It looks like it was a race for a second.
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Speaker 2: that there's twenty episodes this season. Yeah, it's right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: so six episodes, five points that that can happen. It's
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Speaker 4: Clever Carven still catch up. He's in fourth position on
Speaker 4: six points. I mean he's thirteen points behind. Oh clever,
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Speaker 2: Yes, you have to be for the very clever for
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Speaker 2: no points for Phil. You have no faith. App apparently
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