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Speaker 2: Ben's solution is to serve him nothing.

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Speaker 1: Imagine imagine for above it, imagine for a move it.

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Speaker 2: You go to a prefixed menu.

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Speaker 1: Now you've sent in ahead of time that you don't

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eat certain things, So you show up.

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Speaker 2: And you just skip entire courses.

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Speaker 1: They put plates down in front of the rest of

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the guests, and because you said you're a vegetarian, the

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meat dish will be for them.

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Speaker 2: And not for you. You can drink your drink.

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Speaker 1: Hi Loan, welcome to Back TV. I'm Dylan. That is Pat.

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Speaker 3: I am so glad you're back.

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Speaker 1: DELI me too, Man, Dare I say I missed America?

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I really did. We'll break the whole thing. Okaylen's here too,

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by the way, hekay, we'll break the whole vacation down

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the patroon dot com slash another podcast network along with

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do I need to watch I've missed so much. I've

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been completely unplugged. Essentially. I've heard Pray tell of dark Side,

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Danny coming out drinking a couple of.

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Speaker 3: Co to ketch up on the valley. No, just jump

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right in, Okay, yeah, don't worry about it, Ruby and

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I and Calee. He held it down, caught up.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I want to thank all three of the Musketeers

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for really really holding it down. And yeah, what about

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Speaker 3: Oh they did a great job at the Summerhouse part

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one of their reunion.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And then evidently I've heard that Liz is bad now,

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Speaker 3: A Liz is very evil? Oh yeah, she's scary. Really,

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she's like Joe Peshi and Goodfellas, Like she's shooting spider

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ping poo boom pow ping po boom, scary stuff her

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like Italian came out very very very scary.

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Speaker 2: Little taste of.

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Speaker 2: What APS will look like? Incredible vacation.

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Speaker 1: How blessed are we that we got to go to

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Italy for two plus weeks?

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Speaker 2: Right, don't go up places, no.

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Speaker 1: But.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna share that on APS. I went to a

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bar mitzvah.

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Speaker 1: Yes, where the was that your first mitzvah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I think so.

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Speaker 2: What a joyous occasion.

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Speaker 3: It was wonderful, and everyone got so fucking drunk that

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they demanded that the bar stay opened. The parents that

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were throwing the bar mitzvah and they actually got in

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a fight with the manager and it was a really

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fun time. I never knew that would happen at a

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bar mitzvah, but I'll share it on APS.

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Speaker 1: Do you lift the little child up in the air?

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Speaker 3: My buddy Jesse did. He said, come on, let's do it,

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and I wisked out and he did it, and he

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lifted the chair up. I don't even think he knew

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the girl.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't. I'm a bad jay. I didn't

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get a bar bot.

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Speaker 3: I got to tell you these thirteen year old Jalen did.

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Speaker 2: He's not even Jewish.

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Speaker 3: These thirteen year old boys and girls. Maybe they've been

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fed a heavy diet of TikTok. They're not how to dance.

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Speaker 1: These kids, Oh dude, they can do the douggie. Their

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hips are looped up. I mean it's crazy.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: You gotta give it to him, all right. So let's

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get into the finale of Below Deck season eighty. I

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you know, this show, if you put it together in

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all its seasons, is it beating Wheel of Fortune yet?

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's been on for a while and they've

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been doing it just doesn't end first season. It's twenty thirteen,

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Speaker 2: Going on thirteen years if my mask stands correct. What

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did you think of this episode?

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Speaker 1: It was a bizarre break from our normal programming.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was odd because remember they did a full

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charter one day was completely fast forwarded and encapsulated into it,

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the season in one single.

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Speaker 2: Episode said goodbye to the goodbyes.

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Speaker 3: So overall, I truly enjoyed the season. Seeing Ben's arc

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like a Batman story.

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Speaker 3: Wow, it was crazy.

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Speaker 2: It was that nuanced.

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Speaker 3: Extremely life is not black or white, Dylan, it's nuanced.

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Speaker 2: No, in living color, it.

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Speaker 3: Is not binary. Batoola is still not on the show,

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but one of my favorite moments was at the tail

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end of the show when she thanked Jason in his

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happy She made it through the season and now she

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can say a big fuck you to her parents, and

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then I believe she waved up the bird to both

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the parents who are not there. I would have said

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to Batool, if she really wanted to say fuck you

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to her dad, she should follow the true trajectory of

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most Sea rats on this show and show her bunghole

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on OnlyFans. That's the real fuck you.

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Speaker 1: No, can't can't ever wish for that. But it was great.

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the staff to remove her because they weren't sure who

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Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, Now, Dylan, I always say, a great episode

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has people we hate. Now I had to turn around

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on Brooklyn Pat at the tail end of the episode

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because the tip was so nice and he was polite. Now, Brandon,

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think he has any money and it's this is all

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show it but don't know it or whatever that expect.

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I don't know. He doesn't have any money. He just

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comes on here, cobbles together nine other people that he

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doesn't really know, but they can all shake together about

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three or four grand and he comes on here to

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a few notes here. If you remember Dylan, his only

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foods that he eats are pasta pizza and peanut butter

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and jelly sandwiches. But not the crunchy peanut butter. And

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oh he eats burgers too. Oh that's right now, So,

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according to his diet, the next time he should vacation,

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it should be at chucky cheese. That fucking loser.

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I'm a finicky eater like that would imply that I

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don't like shellfish. It's not that I eat like a

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four year old. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay anyway, um Also, uh, Brooklyn, Pat,

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libs on. Okay, Well, I've done enough, You've you're going

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forever and you're not sorry.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay. Overall, I enjoyed

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the season. I enjoyed the episode Brandon, You're still a

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weasel and yeah, and Ben, I really want you back.

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Speaker 2: Calen, how many knots do you give it.

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Speaker 3: I'll give it ninety nine knots.

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Speaker 2: Uh that's low for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I thought it was a great episode.

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Speaker 1: My favorite part of the episode was Jason hearkening back

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Daisy down and said, it is the strength of the

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character is at this table that it's going to lead

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this season to a success.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's worth reminding everyone that he had hand picked

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those three sure, yeah, to not make the same mistakes

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Speaker 1: A lot of fun always ends with the wimber. I

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kind of dare I say, want to try to do

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a cliffhanger? Uh? Finale of a Below Deck season. It

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never really have. You know, when you're you're making a

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margarita perhaps or something like that, and you just get

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a bone dry line. It's bone dry. Oh, and there's

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no juice to squ juice to squeeze. It's like a caterpillar

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Speaker 2: All the juice out.

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Speaker 1: Oh. Usually what this is like, give it zero pops? Wow?

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Speaker 3: The last fifteen minutes. Because I take notes, I usually

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just put my pencil down.

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Speaker 2: You don't take notes with a pencil.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I want to talk about med because I saw

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some comments because they can't stand Captain Time share Captain Sandy.

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Speaker 1: Much Tuesday the viewing public audience.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I want to share. It's not like I worked

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for Bravo. They also saw that Jill the Hoe innate

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Speaker 1: But when you told me that, I mimicked the voice

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of the Barnacles as well. I hate that guy Joe

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more than most people we've had on this show. He's

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just boring. It's not even like I dislike him, it's

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just like, you're so one note and boring.

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Speaker 3: Let me set this up for everyone, and I don't

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think I'm spoiling anything. I watched the first episode. It

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don't worry about it. The first episode is very, very good.

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everything but joyous. Okay, okay, and it's like being named happy.

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killer or something. Yeah, And then there's a bunch of

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the first three episodes, so we won't have to put

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Speaker 1: Long marvelous. All right, well let's get into the finale, okay,

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and Kay, how you doing?

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Speaker 2: I'm okay great.

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Speaker 1: So last we left off, Jowow had woken the engineers

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and attempted to lock Chef Ben and Ben's bedroom, which

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is confused behavior and I'm with Ben. Who you know,

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pot kettle, he's actually a wanker.

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Speaker 3: Also, yeah, fucking wankae, fucking wanka, Yeah, fucking whanka. Now,

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Daisy on the after show had noted that this was

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all just for Jua, all for show. Something tells me

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those two, didn't you see.

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Speaker 1: A certain pattern with Jua where you know, Juel gets

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emotionally manic about the women that he's trying to, let's

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just say, dump his seed into or on, you know,

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wherever wherever he usually Well, we'll get into it this episode,

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but I believe a quote was I feel so honored

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that Daisy has entrusted me with her emotions. And then

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when the camera stopped rolling. You know we've heard this

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Speaker 2: Now we've seen it with Daisy.

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Speaker 3: How about that girl that her poor o her boyfriend

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had died in that drowning incident or was crushed by

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an elephant something like that. And he, uh, no, that

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was Joe. Oh, I thought jo was in that. Forgive

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pretty quickly. But I was going to say that the

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pot calling the kettle black thing. Ben is a wanker.

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But what what are you doing going up there and

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breaking the door of this bedroom for and.

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Speaker 3: To look like a triumphant hero.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so he goes up to Daisy and he goes, hey,

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I just want to let you know I went downstairs.

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I woke up the mutants, and I attempted to lock

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Ben in his room, all for you and your emotions.

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Speaker 3: Well, he's rewarded, like all great warriors are rewarded, Dylan

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a cigarette.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, his true reward is air

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quote kettles.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's the grand prize.

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Speaker 3: And a little spit swapping nicktine and nicotine and whatever

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feral dog meat they'd served at Foxy Jacks's. I'm gonna

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miss Foxy Jackson.

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Speaker 1: Me too, me too.

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Speaker 2: I'm really I'm really gonna miss that.

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Speaker 1: But I think Foxy Jackson is an above board institution, right.

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Speaker 2: So they'll serve you.

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Speaker 1: Above board for where we are as different than above

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board for I don't know, let's say the developed world. Sorry, sorry,

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the double wide pizza shack. That's where the dog meat goes.

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When you get a meat lovers. They can't source all

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of the meats the Canadian am they can't get it.

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So what they do is they throw a little terrier

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on it, thinly slice, perfectly cooked. If you knew what

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you were eating, you would say no, but you're consume it.

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Speaker 2: It's delicious, it's salty. Hey, pat, Hey, how are you?

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Speaker 3: Hey?

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Speaker 2: I'm great man, how are you.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing wonderful.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing and really good actually because I'm sleeping on silk.

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, in America, by the.

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Speaker 1: Way, yep, silk in America. I am the Sultan of

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America with Blissy. Okay, everyone knows that pillowcases are disgusting.

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and it also helps prevent breakouts. You know, the drool,

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the cheek, and it's naturally cooling too. That's my favorite

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thing about Blissy. Okay, I hate a hot pillow. There

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is nothing more obstructive to a good night's sleep than

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Speaker 3: Since I've been sleeping on my Blissy pillow, I walk

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out sometimes and people mistake me for being twenty years younger.

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Daisy is flipping out about this bed thing, and I

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gotta say. Daisy started off the season and we were like,

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who is this Daisy? We were lulled into a sense

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of security, And this is what happens with Daisy pretty

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much every season. She doesn't wear seasons. Well, by the

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end of season. By the end of the season, Daisy

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just fractures and starts to really mole Hill and Mountain

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everything she possibly can. And it did's you're reminded, Okay,

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this is Daisy. But you know what, I'm good with

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another season of Daisy. Let's keep this carousel going. Sure, yeah,

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for sure.

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Speaker 3: I'm curious. I don't want to see this. I'm just curious.

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Insert Kermit in this season as instead of Daisy. Would

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we I've had the same outcome of the fights, And.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I say, I prefer Daisy over over Kermit, because

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Kermit gives you no conflict. Kermit just gives you good

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vibes and jokes about eating ass or something.

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Speaker 3: That's about right.

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Speaker 1: You know, I love testicles.

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Speaker 3: No, okay, yeah, gotcha.

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Speaker 1: Got okay.

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Speaker 2: It's fucking all right.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's flipping out about this bed thing, and I get that.

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There's like it's clarified that it's a twenty four hour turnover,

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so it's it's a bigger deal. But it's a bed.

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What are we losing our minds about? It's a fucking bed. Okay, Now,

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the two of them, Jua and Jason both text Captain Jason,

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Jua and Ben both text Captain Jason in the middle

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of the night, boys, why don't we wait for the

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boost to wear off before we come.

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Speaker 3: This only happens with three people that have sat at

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a bar at Bravo con and bonded about being on

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a television Right, Okay.

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Speaker 1: This is the text, Hey, boss, just wanted to let

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you know that Ben bitch closed door asshole last night.

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Can you believe? Just wake up and have a conversation

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with the CEO of the boat. Essentially, so we wake

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the next morning to Captain Jason doing his rounds of interrogation,

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calls a team meeting.

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Speaker 2: But beforehand there's.

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Speaker 1: A moment of Shakespeare in Betrayal here wherein Ben is

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talking to the thing in the galley and he says,

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can you believe those decades? And she says, well, to

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be fair, I would be upset to a rank breaking.

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The two of them have been thickest thieves. They've been

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gassing one another. He's been feeding her whatever extraterrestrial you know,

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resources she needs to continue living, and she's been gassing

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him up the same way. And then he comes in

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he needs her support. She breaks rank. Well, guess what

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you're back to dishwasher. You are washer dishwasher? Yes, all right.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that was impetus for her. I think

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it was just reality smacking her in the face that

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she would not get sous chef this season.

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Speaker 1: But well she got a knife, which is a bad idea.

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But we'll get to it. So Jason brings the gang up.

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Are we ready for this meeting of the mind?

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Speaker 3: I think so. Remember he specifically handpicked these sea rats

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for their quote unquote professionalism. I do want to say this.

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Don't let Captain Jason recommend a contractor for you because

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you'll he'll fucking build your house without a fucking roof.

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Speaker 2: Yeah no, yeah, no, everything will be.

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Speaker 3: Ply with Jason. Your contractor installed my toilet upside down?

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You know the fuck we do that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? You want me to pee into the bottom

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part of that? How am I supposed to do that?

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I can't sit on that.

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Speaker 2: Jesus, which you know we'll get to.

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Speaker 1: We'll get to bidets when we start, when we break down, Italy,

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I there's nothing I can't do.

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Speaker 2: I can't do it.

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Speaker 1: Are you a bidet person?

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Speaker 3: No? It's weird. I could get used to it that you.

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Speaker 2: Have a perky little buttthole.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what's funny. My daughter the other day,

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six year old, she's asking all these weird questions. Thank

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god she's off the god topic. She goes, hey, what

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did we do to wipe our butts before toilet paper?

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And the true answer, I don't know. I don't know

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how far back she was going in human history.

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Speaker 1: Medieval times.

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Speaker 2: I think it was just hands.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think men would wipe their ass with their hands

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and then smack their children and their wives with the

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same hand. I think that's why it was such a

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do they call it the Dark Ages?

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Speaker 3: I told her a great grandmother used to shit in

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a hole, and that's why she should be happy to

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be living in this time.

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Speaker 1: It's a great it's it's it's about forest perspective with

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raising children.

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Speaker 2: You know, you don't know how lucky you are, right,

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you have toilet paper?

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Speaker 1: All right, So again we get back to this this

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first meeting. It's your stature and leadership are going to

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be the most important ingredients to the success of this boat.

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Now this recalls from me. So we're sitting down with

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the heads of the department, where we're a mere hour

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and a half to two hours away from charter, guests

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coming on this vest and.

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Speaker 2: There's been this.

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Speaker 1: The new cast of SNL, I think is doing a great,

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great job, and I think there's so many of them

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are very very funny. There's only forty two of them, right,

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there's forty three of them.

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Speaker 2: But and all work this back around.

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Speaker 1: But there's a Tucker Carlson impression on Weekend Update that

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I cannot stop watching.

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Speaker 2: I've watched it seven hundred times. If you haven't seen it.

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Speaker 1: You have to run, don't walk. But in the sketch,

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he does this thing where he goes, what's going on?

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What are we doing? What's going on? And when I'm

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watching Captain Jason.

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Speaker 2: Doctor these three before the charter, I'm thinking.

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Speaker 1: What are we doing? What is going on?

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Speaker 3: I couldn't agree more. I'll say this, I think all

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these captains at some point fancy themselves potential life coaches

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or what are those Tony Robbins type characters?

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Speaker 2: Life coaches?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, life coaches. And so the whole premise of

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this meeting is because, let's face it, he should just

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point out that they're all who they are, they're all

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fucking old, and just say, look, you're all damaged sex

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addicts with wavering moral compasses. Yeah, let's knock this one out.

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Meeting adjourn, there is.

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Speaker 1: No true North to any of you elder Sea rats,

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so there's nothing we can do about this. Right, the

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compasses are broken. But we end with a mandate nothing

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passive aggressive, absolute unity.

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Speaker 2: Okay, can I do?

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Speaker 1: We've got a gay guy and his friend coming on. Okay,

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we have to smash it out of the pack for them.

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We're doing the seven Deadly Sin dinner where one person

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is just not going to eat any food. I can't well.

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Speaker 3: His buddy keeps complaining about him not eating and having

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to serve him food.

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Speaker 1: I want to do it.

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Speaker 3: Meanwhile, meanwhile, meanwhiles Ben tells the balk and Biscuit what happened.

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Alicia and Barbie are annoyed that they have to read

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you to the guest cabin. And oh, Eddie hot boxes

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Jenna in the laundry dungeon. He toots in that very small,

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confined area. It's called hot boxing. I want to say this, Eddie,

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you pig, grow up. You can hold it in for

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a minute until you get out of there. Hold it

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in for thirty seconds. A little known in fact here

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women hold it in for like thirty years in some circumstances.

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That's how classy they are.

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Speaker 2: I tell you something.

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Speaker 1: All right, Um, we're going to do a long recap

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of the trip and air travel and all that stuff.

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But yesterday I was.

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Speaker 3: Sure you couldn't pay me ten thousand dollars to do it.

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You all expense paid, and then ten grand on top

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of it.

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Speaker 2: We'll talk about it, Okay.

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Speaker 1: On our ten hour flight from Rome to Chicago, I

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was served some kind of chicken dish. Okay, that did

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things to my gastro intestinal system that were truly demonic.

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And so from Chicago to Los Angeles, I was, let's

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just say, I was fighting for my life. Now, what

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does one do when they're on an airplane and they

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have gassy stuff going on? You just you have to Otherwise.

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There's only so much Eva Longoria does Spain that I

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can watch without crying from gas vanes. So I just

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let I start leaking it, okay, And I understand it's

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disgusting and I shouldn't do that. The flight attendant comes

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by and says, do you guys need to change her?

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I smell something, oh, I said, I said, you know

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what we do. Could you stop the cart for us?

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I get up, I turned around. The woman behind us

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is almost in tears, covering her nose.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you are so lucky to have a baby, if

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not just that you wanted.

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Speaker 1: To bring it out of reasons, I did it.

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Speaker 3: I just to have that as an.

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Speaker 1: Excuse, darling little Lucy. Okay, and so I could openly rip,

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but I would have started to cry. There was nothing

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I could do. It was the Italian chicken. I couldn't

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do anything.

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Speaker 3: I honestly believe that's why a lot of fat guys

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bring dogs to restaurants. They can blame it on the dog.

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Speaker 1: All right, So this meeting goes well. The first thing

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Ben says is, hey, I don't like that. I don't

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like what just happened. But he sits down with Joelle.

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They bro out with their wingers on. Daisy is not involved,

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but we do get to Daisy and Ben who have

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a chat. It goes well. Somehow this turns into Ben

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calling himself a snake charmer. It's about Ben apologizing for

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being such an egomaniac, and then it quickly turns into

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Ben philating himself about the management of one Balkan biscuit,

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and Daisy says, I really appreciate the apology, by the way,

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I hate her.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's focus up.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we got a charter. Let's just focus up. So

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I want to say, we haven't seen the Samurai bust

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at really at all. And I could have done with

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00:24:29,519 --> 00:24:30,680
a lot more of that this season.

471
00:24:31,079 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about.

472
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:39,119
Speaker 1: It was a giant. I couldn't place it in a dynasty,

473
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,000
which dynasty it belonged to, but it was.

474
00:24:43,519 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 2: An Oriental statue of some kind.

475
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 3: Of Is that the thing that the Balkan biscuit?

476
00:24:48,039 --> 00:24:48,079
Speaker 1: No?

477
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,079
Speaker 3: Is it, Alicia work?

478
00:24:49,559 --> 00:24:52,599
Speaker 1: Are you not supposed to say oriental when referring to statues?

479
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 3: I think you can say.

480
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 1: Want all right, So we get to promotion talk, and

481
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,319
Ellie is getting to the point where if you put

482
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:06,480
her blood in a Peatrit dish, it could turn into

483
00:25:06,599 --> 00:25:11,279
a violet space alien. But it is not her fault

484
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:16,480
because Ben is the one that floated this asinine and

485
00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:21,920
dare I say, inappropriate, what's going on? Why why did

486
00:25:22,039 --> 00:25:25,440
you tell this Madiac who we love?

487
00:25:25,519 --> 00:25:27,400
Speaker 2: Ben on the show many times.

488
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 1: That she could be sous chef.

489
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 3: She was.

490
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 1: Listen in the Game of wars in the world of

491
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:40,079
meaningless hierarchy. I too think that Ellie should be promoted

492
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:44,480
to sue chef. Okay, let's just promote her to head chef. Okay,

493
00:25:45,279 --> 00:25:48,920
might as fucking well, because have we seen what Ben's doing?

494
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 3: Okay, here's what I would have said if I'm Ben,

495
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:56,240
because she seemed very confused, I would have said two words,

496
00:25:57,319 --> 00:26:02,000
dish soap, sorry.

497
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 2: Just hold it up and just jink it a little

498
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,400
bit in his face.

499
00:26:06,519 --> 00:26:09,640
Speaker 1: All right. So, yeah, she's insane for thinking this is

500
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,039
a possibility. But Ben is the one that said this

501
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,759
is a possibility. And when your boss says, you know,

502
00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:16,720
you could possibly get this, you go, oh, maybe it's

503
00:26:16,759 --> 00:26:20,559
not such an insane idea. So the guests arrive, Alicia

504
00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:23,000
has not shaved her knees, and there's a dude from

505
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,079
Brooklyn there. Jenna nails that impression.

506
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 3: Huh oh yeah, knocked it out of the park.

507
00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 2: Knocked out of the park.

508
00:26:27,599 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 1: South African is doing Brooklyn Nights.

509
00:26:29,759 --> 00:26:32,599
Speaker 3: That's great, Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat, I like you, Yeah,

510
00:26:32,839 --> 00:26:37,440
really embracing that New Yorker. New Yorker. You know how

511
00:26:37,519 --> 00:26:43,079
much Dylan and I hate this. Listen, I'm promiraish. Oh hello,

512
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,640
I love music and fiddles.

513
00:26:44,759 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 1: Oh hello, there you have any potato?

514
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:53,400
Speaker 3: I love to cure people with rocks. Where's me, Lucky Jurn.

515
00:26:53,599 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 1: My favorite way to cast down an adversary is with

516
00:26:57,799 --> 00:26:58,359
a rock.

517
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,279
Speaker 3: Where's you get it? Yeah?

518
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 2: Fuck off?

519
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:08,880
Speaker 3: Dial it down, you fucking loser, right right right? Jesus Christ,

520
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,519
don't don't you love how they amp it up?

521
00:27:12,039 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 1: Who are you?

522
00:27:13,759 --> 00:27:14,559
Speaker 3: Who are you?

523
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:15,759
Speaker 1: Forget?

524
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 2: Forget about it?

525
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,559
Speaker 3: Forget about it all right.

526
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 1: With canon tomatoes in this summer, with our entire family.

527
00:27:23,039 --> 00:27:26,799
How are there so many of you? Now?

528
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 2: Catholicism's crazy?

529
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,799
Speaker 1: All right? So the joy of these guests right out

530
00:27:31,799 --> 00:27:33,839
of the gate, there's a glow to them when they're

531
00:27:33,839 --> 00:27:34,480
looking at their.

532
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,799
Speaker 2: Bedrooms and their bathrooms.

533
00:27:35,839 --> 00:27:39,559
Speaker 1: Right now, this is before being subjected to what this

534
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:43,359
show subjects people to, which is lunch. Now we've got

535
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,240
a seafood extravaganza that has been ordered.

536
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 2: Now this is one of those.

537
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:58,599
Speaker 1: I'm always amazed that people can recall the person that

538
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,920
you know, those those illusions with the stairs where they

539
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,559
look like they're going.

540
00:28:06,039 --> 00:28:06,799
Speaker 3: What's that painter?

541
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: People know that person. I've heard so many people like

542
00:28:11,039 --> 00:28:13,519
this is a ubiquitous name. I'm like I know a

543
00:28:13,519 --> 00:28:15,960
lot of niche stuff. I'm so surprised that you just

544
00:28:16,079 --> 00:28:18,359
rattled off this name. K's looking it up.

545
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 2: But this lunch was that in a meal on below decks.

546
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:29,880
Speaker 1: So we've got Ben absolutely catastrophically failing to do a

547
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:35,880
seafood extravaganza while with a guest who could not be

548
00:28:36,039 --> 00:28:41,240
pleased with literally anything you gave him in the world

549
00:28:41,279 --> 00:28:43,920
of seafood extravaganzas very confused.

550
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad that we do actually have tape rolling

551
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,200
here because Ben would have thought he was insane. When

552
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,240
there is lobster on the table, there is shrimp, and

553
00:28:52,279 --> 00:28:53,440
then when Brandon.

554
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: There's also dragonfruit though, oh yeah, so what are we doing.

555
00:28:57,119 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 3: Branding on what's going on? I love when Brandon pull's benicide.

556
00:29:02,279 --> 00:29:03,880
He's like, hey, I just wanted to let you know

557
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:08,640
I'm not a rabbit. Oh power play, Brandon. Power play.

558
00:29:09,319 --> 00:29:12,000
You couldn't just say hey, could we have more protein,

559
00:29:12,079 --> 00:29:13,640
because that would have been the mature thing to do.

560
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,480
But the power play that says he's lower than you

561
00:29:16,839 --> 00:29:19,119
is to make that little sniper mark there, because that

562
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,720
means that you're better than.

563
00:29:20,799 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. It was really pathetic stuff from Brandon

564
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:27,519
because it was this kind of like you actually didn't

565
00:29:27,519 --> 00:29:32,519
get a second callback kind of performance of below deck guest,

566
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,839
you know what I mean. Yeah, like he was doing

567
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,559
his best to do it, but he was too non

568
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,759
committal and trepidacious to go all the way right because

569
00:29:42,759 --> 00:29:43,400
he doesn't live it.

570
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:47,039
Speaker 3: Yes, embrace the character. And also, every really serious rich

571
00:29:47,079 --> 00:29:50,960
person I know are too terrified to look like a dick, right,

572
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:52,680
they overdo nice.

573
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not all the way true for me. There's

574
00:29:57,039 --> 00:29:58,920
a lot of rich assholes out there. But if they're

575
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,359
going to be an asshole, going to be an asshole. Kaitlin,

576
00:30:01,359 --> 00:30:04,440
who's the person that did the paintings, mc escher, mc

577
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,279
es sure, thank you. Okay.

578
00:30:06,319 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 2: So let's get to the meal though.

579
00:30:10,039 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: So we've got well, we should say that it's going

580
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:22,640
to be a seafood extra extravaganza with a Brooklyn who

581
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:26,480
only eats burgers, which is just a perfect pairing in

582
00:30:26,519 --> 00:30:30,839
the culinary arts. So first up, we've got zucchini, which

583
00:30:30,839 --> 00:30:34,319
everyone knows that a good seafood extravaganza starts off with

584
00:30:35,799 --> 00:30:39,960
infomercial ribbons of zucchini, you know, one of those Hey,

585
00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:44,119
I'm an I solicit trans prostitutes, and I'm here to

586
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:47,000
sell you this gadget for only thirty nine ninety nine,

587
00:30:47,319 --> 00:30:51,799
which you can pay in ten installments.

588
00:30:53,759 --> 00:30:57,799
Speaker 2: But anyways, we start with that. Then we get to shrimp. Okay,

589
00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,680
that's seafood. That's seafood.

590
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:04,039
Speaker 1: And we've also got a tie salad, some kind of

591
00:31:04,079 --> 00:31:07,640
salad with a vinaigrette, and a fruit salad. And then

592
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:15,279
we get which is not seafood. Then we get lobster,

593
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:20,759
which is seafood. Then we get a burger, which is that. Oh,

594
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:28,279
then we get a sloppy fisherman's platter of heavily spiced

595
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:35,720
local grouper or something which looked disgusting. Seafood extravaganzas are

596
00:31:36,119 --> 00:31:42,680
mostly raw bar it's cold, it's clean, it's shucked. There's

597
00:31:42,839 --> 00:31:44,559
no zucchini really ever.

598
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 3: No, okay, I'll say this about Grouper two. They're the

599
00:31:48,119 --> 00:31:50,359
marine version of the garbage trucks.

600
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

601
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:57,519
Speaker 1: One of the most horrifying memories I have is people

602
00:31:57,559 --> 00:32:03,319
throwing white bread into a doc with pods of carp

603
00:32:04,839 --> 00:32:09,200
and it was it was like Werner Herzog describing a chicken.

604
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:15,960
The stupidity behind the eyes is it's like a black hole.

605
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,039
Speaker 3: If you dangled a loaf of bread in front of

606
00:32:19,039 --> 00:32:21,599
those fish, they jump on your boat, into your boat.

607
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,279
That's how dumb they are. I've seen it happen.

608
00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: Actually, all right, so it doesn't matter to the Primary

609
00:32:29,079 --> 00:32:31,920
that none of this well, well, the Primary gives some

610
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,839
great notes. He says, I love protein but not fish,

611
00:32:35,079 --> 00:32:40,160
and I love seafood, but I'm not gonna eat lobster

612
00:32:41,119 --> 00:32:45,480
and the shrimp's okay, but this was not what I

613
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,319
was hoping. And if you could just get us a

614
00:32:48,359 --> 00:32:52,359
burger that would be great to round out the seafood extravaganza. Again,

615
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:56,519
where are these stairs going? What's going on? Zero pots?

616
00:32:57,119 --> 00:33:00,160
So Ben walks down after the dressing down and he's as,

617
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:06,200
these people do not like fancy foods like salads. Now

618
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,839
we get some really cool Slama shots and then Smash

619
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:13,000
Cut do what I thought was a magician's dinner. It

620
00:33:13,039 --> 00:33:15,480
was actually the seven Deadly Since.

621
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,759
Speaker 3: No, No seven Deadly Since happens later, but this was

622
00:33:19,279 --> 00:33:23,359
like a bizarre cake thing. Then they went scuba diving,

623
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,559
and then Jason wears underwear of Brandon's face on it.

624
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,920
This was the fast forward of an entire day that

625
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,319
we skip over.

626
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: And then we get to the dinner.

627
00:33:33,559 --> 00:33:35,839
Speaker 3: Right then we get to day two, which begins with

628
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:40,799
breakfast where Brandon orders a bagel that takes an hour

629
00:33:40,839 --> 00:33:42,519
and a half to get to his table.

630
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: I didn't get any of that, Oh you didn't. It

631
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,559
was weird the recording. I was like, what's going on.

632
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 3: I can help what's going on? I can help us

633
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
through that, Okay, and.

634
00:33:51,079 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: Caitlyn, just let us know if we're doing it too much.

635
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,119
I think we'll do it probably fifteen more times.

636
00:33:55,599 --> 00:33:57,599
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll let us know. Don't worry, we're gonna hit this.

637
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 1: So that's the goal, that's the rule.

638
00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 3: Okay. So this was actually a very entertaining part of

639
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:07,400
the show. So it's breakfast, Brandon orders a bagel, okay,

640
00:34:07,559 --> 00:34:10,360
and so Daisy goes down to the galley and says,

641
00:34:10,679 --> 00:34:12,760
I need a bagel. So they put the bagel in.

642
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,320
The bagel comes out of the toaster.

643
00:34:14,119 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 2: Silly quickly.

644
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,159
Speaker 1: Do you think I should smoke the rest of this

645
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,880
joint before I go to the box? Yeah?

646
00:34:19,039 --> 00:34:21,320
Speaker 3: Man, okay, yeah, yeah yeah.

647
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,679
Speaker 1: I couldn't figure out the punch things. I think I

648
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,320
voted for a homeless guy for Mayo.

649
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, just watch out. Many in LA. They're pretty specifically

650
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,599
they want your they don't want your ID, but they

651
00:34:30,599 --> 00:34:35,960
want your signature to match, okay, to match. Okay, So

652
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:41,280
they order that goddamn bagel Brandon. It's done. It's sitting

653
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,840
in the galley. The radios go dark for some reason

654
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,960
for about twenty minutes. Ellie makes an effort to use

655
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,280
the radio but realize it's not getting to anybody, but

656
00:34:50,599 --> 00:34:53,280
she doesn't make any more effort at that. Forty five

657
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:57,079
minutes later, Daisy walks down and says, is that fucking

658
00:34:57,119 --> 00:34:59,199
bagel still sitting there? And alw He says, I tried

659
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:02,159
calling you. Why don't you fucking walk it up to him?

660
00:35:02,199 --> 00:35:06,480
She's like, I don't run this galley, you fucking bitch.

661
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:08,559
Speaker 1: I cannot believe that I missed that.

662
00:35:08,679 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 3: Oh it was delightful. Wow, okay, and I think then oh,

663
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,519
when Ben went to take a shit, so when he

664
00:35:16,559 --> 00:35:19,000
comes out, he missed all that. And then he's like, well,

665
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,039
what happened, yaby?

666
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 2: How long are your bowel movements?

667
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,159
Speaker 3: I'm very quick.

668
00:35:23,519 --> 00:35:24,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like a girl.

669
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 3: I'm hot, like like like fruity pepple.

670
00:35:28,039 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 1: Going on, Kaylin, how long are yours?

671
00:35:31,519 --> 00:35:36,079
Speaker 3: Ten minutes Okay, in and out for me, I got

672
00:35:36,119 --> 00:35:36,800
too much work to do.

673
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 2: Get in the comments. Let us know how long yours are.

674
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 3: I don't know how much time I have in this life.

675
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,559
You know how they say if you brush your teeth

676
00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:44,519
three times a day, that's like it eats up like

677
00:35:44,639 --> 00:35:46,679
I don't know, like seventy two hours. I don't have

678
00:35:46,679 --> 00:35:47,400
that kind of time.

679
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 2: To spend over the course of your life.

680
00:35:50,159 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 3: No, over a year or something. It's going on all right, anyway.

681
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:57,760
The bagel finally gets there, and Brandon says, this is

682
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,119
the best bagel I ever had.

683
00:36:01,679 --> 00:36:02,079
Speaker 1: Anyway.

684
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,199
Speaker 3: Dinner theme seven Deadly Sins seven.

685
00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:08,280
Speaker 1: Where do they source the bagels on the Seashells?

686
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 3: Probably the same place where they got those cakes that

687
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,559
we glossed over store or bought.

688
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:17,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, same purveyor as you can get a storebock cake.

689
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,079
Speaker 3: Brandon loved the store bought cake.

690
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:23,760
Speaker 1: Storebock cake, store bought bagels, fresh turkey, fresh dog meat.

691
00:36:24,199 --> 00:36:27,320
M You can use a coupon for pretty much anything.

692
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,119
Oh it's written. The coupons that you use around the

693
00:36:31,119 --> 00:36:35,239
Seashells are kind of like survivor icons, you know, the

694
00:36:36,159 --> 00:36:38,280
you know those what do you call them again?

695
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,639
Speaker 2: In the comments us. Now, God, my sister would be

696
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:42,199
losing her mind right now.

697
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,679
Speaker 1: The things you find where they make you safe?

698
00:36:46,519 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 3: What are those called?

699
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,159
Speaker 1: Don't look it up. Let's drive the fans crazy. Get

700
00:36:51,199 --> 00:36:51,639
in the cars.

701
00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:54,599
Speaker 3: Okay. I've been at war with the nudes In Corporation

702
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,760
because they don't fill enough jam in the double. Anyway,

703
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,320
they mailed me up. I was so excited because they

704
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,800
mailed me a letter addressed to me one fucking coupon

705
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:09,880
for a single nuts and Cottage Cheese double and listen

706
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,840
to PMC. I sent them a strongly worded email threatening

707
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:17,840
to boycott that company with all my legion of followers. Yeah,

708
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,280
and I am awaiting a response.

709
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: And everyone should boycott Nudsen Cottage Cheese because nuts and

710
00:37:23,519 --> 00:37:28,440
cottage cheese is fucking disgusting. Now, Nudes and sour cream

711
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,960
is among the most goaded, but nuts and cottage cheese

712
00:37:33,079 --> 00:37:36,719
is a snotty, disgusting mats And I just wish more

713
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,960
for you because there's a lot of great cottage cheese

714
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,559
out there. Let's get to the seven Dead least.

715
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 3: I want to say this everything in the comments.

716
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 1: Let us know your favorite cottage cheese. Are you a

717
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,559
good person. Are you a Trader Joe person?

718
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,119
Speaker 3: Well, I explained to them nuts and that they will

719
00:37:50,119 --> 00:37:53,119
send me two cases strawberry or peach. I do not

720
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,119
want pineapple.

721
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 1: No, God, no, it's forty eight hours pineapple and cottage

722
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:02,199
cheese feels way too Grandmother from Requiem for a Dream,

723
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,320
Way too mommy little helper kind of thing, you know

724
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:05,760
what I mean?

725
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,519
Speaker 3: Right? I love this theme. I think it's the first

726
00:38:08,559 --> 00:38:11,199
time they've ever done this. Seven Deadly Sins.

727
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good with the theme.

728
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: I don't was. I was less enthused with some of

729
00:38:16,039 --> 00:38:22,719
the packages. So we've got a little each guest doing

730
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:27,360
their own representation of seven Deadly sin. I believe that

731
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,440
one of the women did greed and she just kind

732
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,480
of pretended.

733
00:38:31,079 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 2: Like she was cold, which was odd. What's going on?

734
00:38:34,039 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 1: And then we get to gluttony. No better than pizza

735
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:45,960
face Pat right, who starts shelling dollar bills, which was

736
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,360
an interesting choice.

737
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:48,159
Speaker 3: That would be greed.

738
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 1: That would be greed. You just eat, just eat, Just

739
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,559
shove shit in your face, right, Shove those PPM jays

740
00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:55,000
in your face.

741
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:55,639
Speaker 2: That's gluttoning.

742
00:38:56,320 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 1: Haven't you just seen that movie Love seven? You're a

743
00:39:00,559 --> 00:39:03,960
dark guy, that's why you like that movie Dark Fella.

744
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:12,079
All right, So first off, octopus aka Pride. Okay, okay, Now,

745
00:39:13,599 --> 00:39:19,039
because the first course is octopus and gobblegole aka Pat

746
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:24,119
doesn't eat octopus. Ben's solution is to serve him nothing.

747
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:33,719
Imagine imagine for a moment. Imagine for a moment. You

748
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:38,679
go to a prefixed menu. Now you've sent in ahead

749
00:39:38,679 --> 00:39:42,119
of time that you don't eat certain things, So you

750
00:39:42,199 --> 00:39:48,039
show up and you just skip entire courses. They put

751
00:39:48,079 --> 00:39:49,800
plates down in front of the rest of the guests,

752
00:39:50,079 --> 00:39:53,480
and because you said you're a vegetarian, the meat dish

753
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,440
will be for them and not for you. You can

754
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:57,639
drink your drink.

755
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 3: Here's what I would have done. First course, when they

756
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:08,000
get their octopus. Ah, he gets chicken fingers right right,

757
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:12,679
Second course mac and cheese exactly, Third course an ice

758
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,519
cream cone with chocolate swirl right right.

759
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:16,119
Speaker 1: Yeah.

760
00:40:16,199 --> 00:40:17,639
Speaker 2: Ben at some point goes.

761
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: He doesn't even eat seven things, but Ben, he eats

762
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,679
seven things, cut a PB and J into fours and

763
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:27,440
course it out.

764
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 3: Mazzarella sticks come on.

765
00:40:32,039 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 1: So anyways, pasta is up next, he does eat that,

766
00:40:36,519 --> 00:40:42,159
and the third course is I believe steak, which Patrick

767
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:45,960
does not eat. So again, he gets nothing. Now he's

768
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,800
pretty cool about just missing entire courses. But it's relayed

769
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:56,360
back to Ben. Hey, this is insane, according to just

770
00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:03,239
common sense. And Ben's solution is to Now Ben's flipping out.

771
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,840
He's going, I'm tired of people questioning my creative interpretation

772
00:41:07,159 --> 00:41:12,239
of my work. I'm gonna serve him a pizza on

773
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:12,880
a cake stand.

774
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,559
Speaker 2: Now, Ellie goes, I think that's a bad idea, and

775
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:19,639
he goes.

776
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,519
Speaker 1: What's the difference between a play to the cake stet?

777
00:41:24,079 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 2: And Ellie says one.

778
00:41:25,039 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: He's up. Okay, all right. Next course is lamb chops

779
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,800
with a pesto cream and a walnut crumble. Now, I

780
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:37,320
don't know how you make pasto brown, but I know

781
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:42,119
it is a sin. And Ben did it. Okay, dessert

782
00:41:42,199 --> 00:41:47,920
is a bond. Bond a really just a tragically awful

783
00:41:48,199 --> 00:41:51,000
final meal to round things out, twelve pots and we

784
00:41:51,039 --> 00:41:54,000
get to the next day day breakfast and goodbye, thank

785
00:41:54,079 --> 00:41:59,559
you for coming. There's when does jennigator strike right here? Okay,

786
00:41:59,599 --> 00:42:02,440
so gets her stripes back. Good for you, booboo. We

787
00:42:02,519 --> 00:42:06,719
knew it was coming. But Carmen says to the sea rats,

788
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:08,800
you were the best charter I've ever had. Now. When

789
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,960
I was watching this, I was very confused because it

790
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,119
would seem to me like this was a day charter,

791
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,480
so I wasn't. I was a little like, how could

792
00:42:16,519 --> 00:42:17,599
this be this meaningful?

793
00:42:18,199 --> 00:42:18,519
Speaker 3: Right?

794
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:19,039
Speaker 1: Right?

795
00:42:19,159 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 3: I mean even if it was two days, you could

796
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:25,719
still question that, Yeah, they bought they gave store bought cake.

797
00:42:26,119 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 1: It was three days, you could question it, four five,

798
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:34,719
any amount of time spent at the behest or at

799
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:38,599
the mercy of these sea rats, you could go, how

800
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,679
the fuck is this this important?

801
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:44,679
Speaker 3: So the tip was thirty four grand, so whack that up.

802
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,320
There was eight people there, right, Yeah, okay, so what's

803
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,079
eight and thirty four basically forty two hundred each one

804
00:42:51,159 --> 00:42:54,599
hundred four grand each, let's say, right, yeah, per person

805
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,159
two days, that's two thousand each. You know how much

806
00:42:58,199 --> 00:43:00,880
does a store bought cake? I don't know. I mean

807
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,599
to back out two hundred bucks if you eat the

808
00:43:02,639 --> 00:43:04,960
whole fucking thing yourself. Yeah, I know you're in the whole.

809
00:43:05,039 --> 00:43:07,400
What thirty too much?

810
00:43:07,679 --> 00:43:10,800
Speaker 1: It's too much? All right, Let's get to the tip meeting.

811
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:14,760
The tip is a big whopping thirty four, which will

812
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:18,280
make it two hundred and thirty five thousand dollars for

813
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:22,199
the whole season. That's some cheddar. Well, with inflation, it's

814
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:25,880
not that much. And it's important that this is cut

815
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:30,159
fifty different ways because the Chernobyl people get this money too.

816
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,719
I think maybe not let us know.

817
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,119
Speaker 3: I won't let long what.

818
00:43:42,039 --> 00:43:44,119
Speaker 2: Juel and Daisy go on a date?

819
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, she tells us with juoo, she's not used to

820
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,559
date night guys. Nice guys. Don't worry Daisy. You haven't

821
00:43:50,559 --> 00:43:51,320
broken your streak.

822
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:57,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you're in grave danger.

823
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 3: She says. Uh, we'll see where it goes after the

824
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:10,000
cameras are gone. Answer, nowhere cameras are gone?

825
00:44:10,199 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, it would be so scary to

826
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:21,000
see once the cameras are down. How the word cuddle is,

827
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:25,719
how he interfaces with the word cuddle. Yeah. I don't

828
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,440
know that you'd be that down when the cameras aren't rolling.

829
00:44:28,599 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 3: I honestly at this point don't understand why they can't

830
00:44:32,039 --> 00:44:33,440
have a forty minute reunion.

831
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 2: Me neither.

832
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:40,079
Speaker 1: I mean it's I think Andy has suffered or experienced

833
00:44:40,119 --> 00:44:44,039
the same challenges that we've experienced when trying to nail

834
00:44:44,079 --> 00:44:47,320
down Sea rats. And I say that with all earnesty.

835
00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:49,639
I know that he's Andy Cohen and we're us. But

836
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:53,880
I still think these Sea rats know no figure, no,

837
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:58,039
no nothing. Okay, So yeah, it's a little tricky getting

838
00:44:58,079 --> 00:45:01,880
Sea rats from fucking Ones and Monica Ones in you

839
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,880
know whatever. Butthole place done it before. I know we

840
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,760
should do it. If fucking Southern Charm gets a three

841
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,760
part reunion, we can get one reunion.

842
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:11,159
Speaker 3: I think.

843
00:45:11,199 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 2: So it's disrespectful.

844
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: So we go and party. We actually go to kind

845
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,119
of kind of a swanky place and we get a

846
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:22,559
toast from Batool, which was really beautiful. She said, I'm

847
00:45:22,559 --> 00:45:26,719
gonna do only fans I hate my parents, and they

848
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:34,360
say who are you? Jenna definitely did yeah, yeah, yeah,

849
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:35,119
who are you?

850
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:39,079
Speaker 2: Alicia gives a toast to she had problems with Jenna.

851
00:45:40,599 --> 00:45:42,840
What what?

852
00:45:43,519 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: I don't even Alisha has been so off at sea.

853
00:45:48,199 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 2: These little moments that we.

854
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,760
Speaker 1: Get of her are perfect. I think Alicia's so funny,

855
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:57,360
such a nutbag. This made no sense to me. And

856
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:00,519
Alicia's favorite artist said that you can grow flowers where

857
00:46:00,519 --> 00:46:03,360
dirt used to be. Now that's such a derivative and

858
00:46:03,519 --> 00:46:07,199
meaningless aphorism. I looked it up. I couldn't find because

859
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:11,559
so many people have said it or something akin to it. Yeah,

860
00:46:11,599 --> 00:46:12,480
it was tough to pin.

861
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 2: Down which artists quote unquote.

862
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 1: Now we wrap in an odd way, we say goodbye

863
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:19,480
to the goodbyes, and Ellie gets handed a knife. As

864
00:46:19,519 --> 00:46:21,559
I mentioned, bad idea.

865
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,079
Speaker 2: What's she gonna do with that?

866
00:46:24,119 --> 00:46:28,679
Speaker 1: You've learned a lot, Mabe, and that's why I'm giving

867
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:29,199
you a note.

868
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,519
Speaker 2: And I'm telling you that.

869
00:46:32,199 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 1: I think that Sue Chef could be perfect for you

870
00:46:37,519 --> 00:46:42,719
in the future. And then she holds the knife up

871
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,599
and he goes, oh, Now, I.

872
00:46:45,559 --> 00:46:47,760
Speaker 3: Don't know why. Now I think I would have said,

873
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,559
hold on, now, is anyone that we work with here,

874
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:52,360
You're a.

875
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 2: Chef, don't tell anyone.

876
00:46:55,599 --> 00:46:57,679
Speaker 1: You can have it. You can fuck have it, I

877
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:03,840
promise you. Because he's he's in the most heated moments

878
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:07,920
in the kitchen, things start to grow out.

879
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:12,280
Speaker 2: Of the back, the hips, the head.

880
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,519
Speaker 1: Other people haven't seen it, so I understand why he's

881
00:47:16,559 --> 00:47:17,199
so secureful.

882
00:47:17,199 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 3: I want to say this. We got to speak with

883
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,000
the Balkan Biscuit, who is a lovely person, maybe not

884
00:47:22,079 --> 00:47:22,639
under pressure.

885
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 1: While I was gone no no.

886
00:47:24,159 --> 00:47:26,519
Speaker 3: When we had our sea rat con oh yeah, and

887
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:30,280
the Balkan Biscuit has graduated from cooking school and has

888
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,840
now followed that career path.

889
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:35,760
Speaker 1: I think and we love Ellium. Uh, it's it's fun

890
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:39,719
to call her a violent space alien. All right, that's

891
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:40,559
the end of the season.

892
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,639
Speaker 3: I love you to each other. I'm pretty sure it

893
00:47:43,639 --> 00:47:44,679
did not work.

894
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,519
Speaker 1: Out for Daisy and Joelle.

895
00:47:47,639 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 3: Yeah. Bravo hit us up and asked us if we

896
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,800
want to interview Eddie. I don't think the Barnacles want that.

897
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:53,320
We can.

898
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: We will talk to Bravo pr and get as many

899
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:04,119
Sirat interviews going as we possibly can. Love you guys

900
00:48:04,199 --> 00:48:08,599
all so much for supporting us and listening. Reminder Patreon

901
00:48:08,639 --> 00:48:12,760
dot com, Slash another podcast network. The summerhouse Reunion is

902
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:14,960
Part two and part three will be there along with

903
00:48:15,119 --> 00:48:18,079
Real Housewives of Rhode Island. We will be back next

904
00:48:18,159 --> 00:48:20,760
week with a brand new season. Is it next week

905
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,800
or are they taking some time off?

906
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 3: No time off?

907
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,079
Speaker 2: Yep, it's wheel of fortune.

908
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 1: We'll be back. I love you Pat and Kay and

909
00:48:28,559 --> 00:48:30,960
Rubes for holding down the fort. Very happy to be

910
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:35,440
back stateside in the Pat Cave. I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat,

911
00:48:35,480 --> 00:49:02,280
say goodbye later. Du It's Kaylins the pot Deferent