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<v Speaker 1>Caalaroga Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news and

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<v Speaker 2>daily briefing on stand up comedy, comedians, the comedy industry,

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<v Speaker 2>a freeze which helps the elder the room. Today is

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<v Speaker 2>the super Bowl preview episode. One topic that seems to

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<v Speaker 2>come up every year is, hey, they ought to let

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<v Speaker 2>a comedian do super Bowl halftime. Now I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>that will ever happen, but let's say it did. Who

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<v Speaker 2>should play super Bowl halftime? Now, my vote, which I

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<v Speaker 2>think will be awesome, will never ever happen because he's

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<v Speaker 2>not quote unquote cool enough. Is weird Al. But I

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<v Speaker 2>do think if they named weird Al and everybody went

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<v Speaker 2>in on it, and there would definitely be ways to

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<v Speaker 2>work in non comedic musicians to a weird Al halftime.

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<v Speaker 2>But can you imagine how epic that would be? And

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<v Speaker 2>it would just be fun and weird Al would be

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<v Speaker 2>great to be put in front of the press and

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<v Speaker 2>there are no weird Al scandals and nothing horrible is

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<v Speaker 2>gonna happen, and everyone could just have a good time

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<v Speaker 2>and he could play eat It and white Nerdy and

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<v Speaker 2>we could have a good time. But that's not going

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<v Speaker 2>to happen. Another name that comes up, and this may

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<v Speaker 2>surprise you that I don't think it's crazy, would be

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<v Speaker 2>Adam Sandler. People really like Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler has

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<v Speaker 2>no known enemies except possibly me, and even I like

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<v Speaker 2>Adam Sandler. I just don't think his comedy is funny,

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<v Speaker 2>but people like those dumb songs. He could come out

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<v Speaker 2>and do some opera man or make up a super

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<v Speaker 2>Bowl song and do that Farley song. And I'm sure

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<v Speaker 2>Sandler could do some sort of musical thing at halftime

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<v Speaker 2>that people would enjoy. Another name that I think is

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<v Speaker 2>interesting Dave Chappelle. Now that would be edgier. Also, these

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<v Speaker 2>things tend to be pre recorded, so I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>you could have Dave Chappelle pantomiming previously recorded stand ups.

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<v Speaker 2>So you would have Chappelle with a live mic in

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<v Speaker 2>the middle of a super Bowl. Who knows what would happen.

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<v Speaker 2>But Chappelle is also friendly with several cool musicians, so

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<v Speaker 2>I think there's a way to somehow do a Dave

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<v Speaker 2>Chappelle halftime that would certainly get talked about. And another

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<v Speaker 2>name I saw this week that I don't think is exciting,

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<v Speaker 2>but maybe America would get behind Nate for Forghetsie halftime,

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<v Speaker 2>but his particular energy. I don't know if that works

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<v Speaker 2>for super Bowl halftime. That might just be weirdly awkward

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<v Speaker 2>and set us back fifty years ever having a comedian

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<v Speaker 2>at halftime again. If Bad Bunny is not your thing,

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<v Speaker 2>get over yourself, but you can change the channel turning point.

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<v Speaker 2>USA is going to have an alternative to the super

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<v Speaker 2>Bowl halftime. It's called the All American Halftime Show. On

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<v Speaker 2>The Daily Show, Michael Costa joked that only the radical

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<v Speaker 2>wol communists who hate America are excited to watch a

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<v Speaker 2>performance by the most popular musician in America, Bad Bunny.

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<v Speaker 2>Stephen Colbert said, according to the press release, the show

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<v Speaker 2>is called the All American Halftime Show and a font

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<v Speaker 2>that is called T shirt on a quite angry dad

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<v Speaker 2>at Disney World. Colbert had some fun with the names

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<v Speaker 2>of the musicians. Steven said, as you may have noticed

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<v Speaker 2>from the poster, Kid Rock is not rocking this one alone.

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<v Speaker 2>He'll be joined by country singers Brentley Gilbert, Gabby Barrett,

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<v Speaker 2>and Lee Brice powerhouse lineup. He'd tagged that with also

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<v Speaker 2>appearing our a Gary Lee Grant Ghibli, Brantlett, Daily, Barrett Tandley, Brakeboard,

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<v Speaker 2>Billy Giddy, and Baby. Bilbo Costa said, man, that's a

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<v Speaker 2>real who's who of who. Golbert Russel joked where you

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<v Speaker 2>could watch the alternative halftime show. He said it would

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<v Speaker 2>be on TBNDW Plus Charge and Rumble, which are real platforms.

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<v Speaker 2>He also said Crunch, Cramble, Hunkle, Krompus and Paramount plus.

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<v Speaker 2>I Spot did some research of the fifteen Super Bowl

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<v Speaker 2>ad previews that they researched. Twelve triggered quote funny reactions

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<v Speaker 2>from viewers. Spoilers for the commercials coming up right, So

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of this episode, I'm gonna spoil the commercials.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you're like John, you ruined the super Bowl

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<v Speaker 2>for me? Okay, you should punch out and I'll catch

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<v Speaker 2>up with you tomorrow. Everybody else who's still here spoiler.

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<v Speaker 2>The highest funny score went to the commercial four Instacart

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<v Speaker 2>that features Ben Stiller. They have a musical performance about

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<v Speaker 2>choosing the perfect banana mac packer. Andy Samberg will be

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<v Speaker 2>meal Diamond in a Hellman's commercial. We'll talk about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Some more fanatics who had a terror terrible week on

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<v Speaker 2>the Internet, people notice that fanatic sports jerseys aren't the

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<v Speaker 2>week they have an ad with a candle jinner mocking

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<v Speaker 2>the Kardashian curse, the Internet conspiracy, the dating members of

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<v Speaker 2>the family, ruins an athletes game. Novardes has an ad

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<v Speaker 2>with NFL players telling viewers to relax your tight end

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<v Speaker 2>and get a blood test for prostate cancer. I see

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<v Speaker 2>what you did there. Marcelo Hernandez, he does one thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and he does one thing really well. We'll see if

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<v Speaker 2>he could do another thing. Well. He'll be in an

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<v Speaker 2>ad for Wells Fargo. Their new campaign is celebrating every win.

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<v Speaker 2>We're told that showcases how the banking app helps customers

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<v Speaker 2>achieve personal finance. Blah blah blah blah blah. We are

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<v Speaker 2>told Marcelo Hernandez brings humor and authenticity as he pays

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<v Speaker 2>tribute to everyday financial wins like growing savings or sticking

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<v Speaker 2>to a budget. Marcello shows up complete with confetti, music

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<v Speaker 2>and dancing. His comedic presence reinforces the message the success

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<v Speaker 2>looks different for everyone. Another macpacker, Keag and Michael Key.

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<v Speaker 2>He'll be with Dyana McBride In an ad Keagan Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Key told USA Today someone said a long time ago,

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<v Speaker 2>generality is the enemy of all art, and that specifically

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<v Speaker 2>is what makes art good. The challenges how to do

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<v Speaker 2>something specific that is universal. At the same time, I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like he just said a lot of words that

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<v Speaker 2>I love. Key, He continued, it sounds like they're diametrically opposed,

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<v Speaker 2>these two concepts, but that's very often what people out

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<v Speaker 2>an ad agency have to do. How do you reach

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<v Speaker 2>the most amount of people with the most interesting, most

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<v Speaker 2>salient material possible. I embrace that challenge. In the ad,

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<v Speaker 2>he and Danny McBride are insurance agents, hoping to reassure

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<v Speaker 2>Haley Stanfield that their insurance agency is on the level.

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<v Speaker 2>In the commercial, they launch into a rendition of John

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<v Speaker 2>bon Jovi's Living on a Prayer. Key says, it's working

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<v Speaker 2>multi generationally because you're talking about anathem. Everybody knows it's

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<v Speaker 2>a perfect song, because it's one of the few songs

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<v Speaker 2>where everybody in our society knows the song. Keag and

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<v Speaker 2>Michael Key calls Jake from State Form one of the

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<v Speaker 2>most iconic figures in the ad space. I guess that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't know, so was Jared, and we don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to go there. Don't go there, John, Okay, move along, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll keep going, he said. I'm excited. I'm nervous, but

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<v Speaker 2>I have to tell you I feel very confident about

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<v Speaker 2>this piece of content. Matt Kacker Andy Samberg teamed up

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<v Speaker 2>with Helman's Samberg breaks apart Sweet Caroline to build a

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<v Speaker 2>mythology of Meal Diamond. Meal Diamond is a man born

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<v Speaker 2>in a deli who communicates almost entirely through sandwiches. Samberg

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<v Speaker 2>said he build out the character. He said, we were

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<v Speaker 2>weird aling ed, as they say, it takes a real

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<v Speaker 2>skill to do it in a way that it's actually funny.

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<v Speaker 2>For me on this one, it was finding a way

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<v Speaker 2>to make it a different character who had his own

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<v Speaker 2>life backstory. The joke started with just the name Meal Diamond,

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<v Speaker 2>Samberg turned it into a fully fledged person. He explains,

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<v Speaker 2>we're essentially dealing with someone who was born in a

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<v Speaker 2>deli and has never left it and is therefore using the

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<v Speaker 2>joy and love of sandwiches to reach out to connect

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<v Speaker 2>with people. It paints a nice picture of this character.

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<v Speaker 2>The Kiva Schaeffer helped out on it, Samberg says, the

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<v Speaker 2>process we usually have is to start with the premise,

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<v Speaker 2>then you start recording. You see if it's making you laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>If not, you bail and you try something different. Some

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<v Speaker 2>line stuck immediately. Sandberg said, I love the line I'll

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<v Speaker 2>squirt you while I'm walking by. That made me laugh

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<v Speaker 2>the most. I'm intrigued. Now let me see if this

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<v Speaker 2>is online already as I record on Friday. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>think I found it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was born in this Delai. My best friend was

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<v Speaker 1>that boloney. That is until live bad you touching Ham,

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<v Speaker 1>touching Gee, touching.

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<v Speaker 2>You sandwich time many so cool.

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<v Speaker 1>This is how I make friends.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm get mad.

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<v Speaker 1>I live in the wall sometimes wonder my favorites. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never been outside. These are my only clothes. So good?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you marry me?

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<v Speaker 3>The carts is broken and I can leave?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, that is so epic. I was sitting

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<v Speaker 2>here capturing the audio with a big smile on my face.

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<v Speaker 2>I almost wanted to like talk as I recorded it.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that so much. That is so catchy. We

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<v Speaker 2>may have to play that a second time at the end. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>so much fun, Sandberg said, I hope they just smile

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<v Speaker 2>or laugh. You got it, buddy, That's pretty much my

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<v Speaker 2>goal with almost everything I work on, says Andy. Even

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<v Speaker 2>just a giggler smirk, I'd settle. You got a big

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<v Speaker 2>smile out of me, and I'm a comedy snob. Mikey

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<v Speaker 2>Day as a spot making fun of is It Cake.

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<v Speaker 2>In the ad, we imagine a world where people are

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<v Speaker 2>to roll her rs in order to prepare for the

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<v Speaker 2>world's biggest Reggaetons show that won by Bad Bunny. The

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<v Speaker 2>halftime show, McCarthy realizes she doesn't speak Spanish, she crashes

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<v Speaker 2>her car. She wakes up in a telenovela titled Melissa

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<v Speaker 2>and bow and Yang is making one of his first

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<v Speaker 2>major appearances since leaving Saturday Night Live. In this ad,

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<v Speaker 2>we see bow and Yang settling into his new life.

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<v Speaker 2>He's lounging on a tropical beach. He's planning a party

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<v Speaker 2>and snacking on salty crackers. He speaks to a friend

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<v Speaker 2>through a shell phone and promises not to call the

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<v Speaker 2>friend perscutto. Also in the ad, Scarlett Johansson and John

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<v Speaker 2>Hamm boy no offense to Bowen, Who's you know, a

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<v Speaker 2>nice looking guy. But like, personally, if I were at

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<v Speaker 2>a commercial with Scarlet Johansson and John Hamm, I would

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<v Speaker 2>look like an unbelievable hideous troll. Like I have a

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<v Speaker 2>photo of me and Bruce Campbell. You know Bruce Campbell,

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<v Speaker 2>the actor. He's a handsome mad and I'm in this

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<v Speaker 2>photo with him, and I'm like, ill, yuck, who's the

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<v Speaker 2>ugly guy with Bruce Campbell? So I would not want

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<v Speaker 2>to be in a commercial with John Hamm and Scarlet Johnson. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>In the ad there's John Hamm and he says another day,

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<v Speaker 2>another Ritz party. Why then they invite us? Owen says, well,

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<v Speaker 2>we're salty and we hate parties and mingling and yapping.

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<v Speaker 2>John ham says they do have Ritz crackers though, let's

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<v Speaker 2>go for five minutes. IBB Online writes comic actor Tim

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<v Speaker 2>Robinson as many things quirky, yes, daft, also yes, but

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<v Speaker 2>evil that's perhaps a step too far. In an ad

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<v Speaker 2>for Rippling, Tim Robinson appears to have fumbled his way

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<v Speaker 2>Tim's vengeful Simpleton is attempting to airdrop a monster called

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<v Speaker 2>baby Breck into the city via helicopter. Unfortunately, the mayhem

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<v Speaker 2>cannot commence because Baby Breck is a new employee and

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<v Speaker 2>hasn't been onboarded. Oh yeah, that is corporate hell, I've

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<v Speaker 2>been there. Oh there's more. This is one hell of

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<v Speaker 2>a Super Bowl preview. You know, I'm the one that

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<v Speaker 2>put it together, and I had no idea it was

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<v Speaker 2>going to be this long. We're not even at the

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<v Speaker 2>halfway mark yet. Brian Baumgarner, you know him, Kevin from

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<v Speaker 2>the office, that guy. Yeah, he's throwing the world's largest

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<v Speaker 2>tailgate tomorrow. He'll be at the Fort Mason Pavilion. From

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<v Speaker 2>there you can see the Golden Gate Bridge from ten

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<v Speaker 2>am to twelve thirty pm local time, San Francisco time

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<v Speaker 2>on Sunday. He thinks there will be potentially one thousand lookalikes.

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<v Speaker 2>The pitch is to organize a physical manifestation of the

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<v Speaker 2>pregame commercial that has resulted in a tailgate party in

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<v Speaker 2>San Francisco. Says Brian, Let's bring all the Ryans together

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<v Speaker 2>and see what it looks like to multiply myself one,

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<v Speaker 2>hundreds or thousands of time over. Brian himself will arrive

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<v Speaker 2>with a crew of ten Brian clones, but the public

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<v Speaker 2>is encouraged to attend dress like Brian, meaning Kevin from

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<v Speaker 2>the office. But I guess they can't say it. Some

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<v Speaker 2>people were able to pre order bald caps, probably too

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<v Speaker 2>late for you by the time you're listening to this.

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<v Speaker 2>The lookalike voted most bombgartner like will get two tickets

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<v Speaker 2>to see the Super Bowl with Brian. He notes that

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<v Speaker 2>it's to embody him. You don't necessarily have to look

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<v Speaker 2>like him, but I know there'll be a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>bald caps. They're offering free shavings if you can't make it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's even a virtual version of this at brian'shair dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>The event will be live streamed also part of Super

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<v Speaker 2>Bowl Weekend. Tonight, Dave Chappelle has two shows. He's got

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<v Speaker 2>the Big Fancy Show. That one's sold out at the

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<v Speaker 2>Chase Center, but Dave also announced an intimate late night

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be even harder to get into. So we'll see

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<v Speaker 2>what Dave has to say Chiefs Wire caught up with

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<v Speaker 2>Rob Wriggle. Rob is a big Chiefs fan. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>they had this all lined up and then it was like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Chiefs suck this year. All right, Rob, what are you eating?

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<v Speaker 1>He said?

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<v Speaker 2>Chips and guak. No brainer on that because it works

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<v Speaker 2>for everybody. All the ladies like quak, the kids like quak.

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<v Speaker 2>Grandma likes squawk. I just the other day my wife

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<v Speaker 2>was like, you want chips, and I go, there's no salsa.

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<v Speaker 2>She says, we have guawk. I go, I hate walk.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm sorry, Rob Wriggle, I hate walk. I'm a

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<v Speaker 2>salsa guy. You know Deacon Mike that I talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>So thirty years ago, when we worked at a radio

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<v Speaker 2>station together, we used to sometimes go get nachos for lunch. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I when we were in our twenties. That was lunch.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think of fat? I'll tell you why

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fat because I produced the morning show for a

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<v Speaker 2>while and we used to have this fourth meal. Fourth

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<v Speaker 2>meal was a cheeseburger and fries at seven thirty in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning. You don't understand get up for work every

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<v Speaker 2>day at three thirty in the morning and go do

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen nineties era Times Square at four something in the

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<v Speaker 2>morning for a radio show that starts at five am.

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<v Speaker 2>When your friend Bobby looks at you and goes cheeseburger

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<v Speaker 2>at seven thirty in the morning, you go, yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>here's the cash. That's not breakfast because then the rest

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<v Speaker 2>of the morning crew around eight thirty, he goes, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>we're getting bagels. So then you have like a bagel

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<v Speaker 2>with butter an hour after your cheeseburger. That's how you

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<v Speaker 2>get fat. That and sending deacon Mike. He wasn't a

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<v Speaker 2>deacon yet. It was just Mike to go get the nachos. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>everybody else would come back with, you know, nachos and

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<v Speaker 2>cheese and salsa. He comes back with Guawk. One day.

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<v Speaker 2>We were like, what, we hate quak, but Rober Egel

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<v Speaker 2>disagrees and I digress. Rob says, everybody loves squawk. So

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<v Speaker 2>that's when everybody likes chips and quak. Can't go wrong there. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I'm a KC man, so I gotta throw

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<v Speaker 2>some barbecue in there too. Right now we're talking no one,

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<v Speaker 2>do you know. Coincidentally, Rob Wriggle has teamed up with

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<v Speaker 2>avocados from Mexico. They have an interactive experience that allows

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<v Speaker 2>consumers to access up to date predictions through guac Guru Wriggle.

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<v Speaker 2>Funny how that worked out. So the Avocado people and

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<v Speaker 2>Rob Wriggle are making three predictions for the Big Game.

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<v Speaker 2>If all three predictions come true, one fan can earn

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<v Speaker 2>sixty thousand dollars plus free avocados for an entire year,

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<v Speaker 2>which for me would be none, no, thank you. Rob

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<v Speaker 2>Riggle's predictions are a team scores exactly twenty points and

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<v Speaker 2>a player shows off an eating gesture as a celebration,

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<v Speaker 2>and announcers use the word guacamole during the broadcast. What

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<v Speaker 2>happens if we go er for three? Do we win anything?

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<v Speaker 2>Riggle had some more Super Bowl tips other than the

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<v Speaker 2>chips and guac. You gotta have some charcoutery, which is

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<v Speaker 2>a word I don't think existed till like five years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone says I'm nuts. I think at some point I

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<v Speaker 2>jumped universes and the universe I'm from. There was no

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<v Speaker 2>such word as shirt couterie. Suddenly there is and it's

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<v Speaker 2>everywhere now. But like, but prior to the pandemic, that

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<v Speaker 2>word didn't exist. But he wants you to have some

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<v Speaker 2>of that. Maybe some cheese and vegetables, some honey to

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<v Speaker 2>dip in size are critical Cole's law. You gotta have

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<v Speaker 2>a potato dish. No, you don't. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 2>know this. You know what I'm doing here. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 2>you what I'm doing, and this is do this. Perdue

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<v Speaker 2>makes quote unquote air fryer wings. And I know it's

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<v Speaker 2>all in the marketing, but you get those, you throw

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<v Speaker 2>those in the air fryer, and then you get Frank's

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<v Speaker 2>hot sauce and you throw that on top. Done, You've

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<v Speaker 2>got delicious buffalo wings. That's all you need to do.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife did get the salsa. I got chips and sausa,

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<v Speaker 2>So I'll do wings kind of early. Then I'll munch

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<v Speaker 2>on the chips and salsa, have two beers and that's it. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have a super Bowl party. I used to

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<v Speaker 2>do the Super Bowl parties. But here's the thing. I

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<v Speaker 2>like football. I want to watch the game. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>need Deacon Mike talking to me about nonsense. So I

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<v Speaker 2>don't need to hang out with Deacon mic during this game.

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<v Speaker 2>I like to just hang out by myself. Are you

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<v Speaker 2>an only child? John, I am? I digress again. Rob

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<v Speaker 2>Wriggles says, you gotta have a coslaw, No you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta have a potato didditional fries. You gotta have

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<v Speaker 2>some mac and cheese, No you don't. Some means maybe

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<v Speaker 2>maybe you gotta have a big screen. Of course, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta have a lot of places to sit. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's it. Once you got that, you've totally won. And

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<v Speaker 2>we do have to do some politics. An interview with

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<v Speaker 2>the President of the United States will air during the pregame.

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy Kimmel had some thoughts about it. I have cut

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<v Speaker 2>down Jimmy for pacing. I have not edited the portions

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<v Speaker 2>with President Trump speaking. But here's Jimmy Kimmel's thoughts about

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<v Speaker 2>tomorrow's interview with the President of the United States.

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<v Speaker 5>President Trump sat for an interview with NBC News that

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know if he.

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<v Speaker 5>Decided to go all out because of the big Super

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<v Speaker 5>Bowl audience, but this one was a bacon double dementia.

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<v Speaker 3>Burger with cheese.

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<v Speaker 5>This is even for him. This one was nuts. I

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<v Speaker 5>mentioned last night that seven hundred ICE agents are being

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<v Speaker 5>withdrawn from Minneapolis.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they just.

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<v Speaker 5>Added some new tour dates that might be coming to

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<v Speaker 4>Which cities are you headed to next?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>We have five cities that were looking at very strongly.

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<v Speaker 4>But we want to be invited.

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<v Speaker 5>They want to be invited. I want to be invited.

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<v Speaker 5>Isn't that the plot of the movie Sinners? You have

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<v Speaker 5>to invite the monsters in.

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<v Speaker 3>After the shooting of Renate Good, you said Ice made

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<v Speaker 3>some mistakes.

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<v Speaker 4>What were the mistakes? Well, look, I'm not happy with

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<v Speaker 4>the two incidents. It's not you know, it's both of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Got one or the other.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>He was not an angel and she was not an angel.

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<v Speaker 1>And now they.

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<v Speaker 3>They literally are angels.

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<v Speaker 5>Thanks you?

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<v Speaker 2>What is what he was?

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<v Speaker 5>The age he was the first of all, you don't

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<v Speaker 5>know anything about those people. How dare you weigh in

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<v Speaker 5>on what they were what they weren't? Keep your stupid

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<v Speaker 3>On this subject, I said, while we're identifying angels, Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 3>Epstein was your best friend, So maybe leave angels out

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<v Speaker 3>of the conversation. And then because that wasn't already disgusting enough,

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<v Speaker 3>he made it worse.

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<v Speaker 5>You mentioned Renee Good and not out and Alex Pretty's

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<v Speaker 5>not being angels. Do you think any of that justified

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<v Speaker 5>what happened to them?

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<v Speaker 3>Though?

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<v Speaker 4>No, it should have not happened. It was a very

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<v Speaker 4>sad to me. It was a very sad incident. Two incidents,

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<v Speaker 4>and you know they mentioned the one, now they don't

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<v Speaker 4>mention the other. Well, I think they were both said,

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<v Speaker 4>and you know who feels worse better than anybody? The

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<v Speaker 4>people of ice, right right.

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<v Speaker 5>A lot of people would think it would be the parents,

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<v Speaker 5>or the spouses or the children of the victims.

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<v Speaker 2>And that is your comedy news for today. Let's once

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<v Speaker 2>again it was so much fun. Let's let Andy Samberg

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<v Speaker 2>take us out and enjoy the game tomorrow on this

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<v Speaker 2>is very program Comedian Ismo, he's fantastic. I got at

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<v Speaker 2>Super Bowl Sunday, but find some time maybe on Monday

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<v Speaker 2>to listen to the interview with Ismo, because it's really

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<v Speaker 2>Neil Diamond, take us home.

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<v Speaker 1>I was born in the Stella. My best friend was

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<v Speaker 1>that bology that is until li mad you Ham touching Ham,

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<v Speaker 1>touching cheese, touching you.

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<v Speaker 2>Lease sandwich time A man makes it tastes so good.

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<v Speaker 1>This is how I make friends.