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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news and
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Speaker 2: the super Bowl preview episode. One topic that seems to
Speaker 2: come up every year is, hey, they ought to let
Speaker 2: a comedian do super Bowl halftime. Now I don't think
Speaker 2: that will ever happen, but let's say it did. Who
Speaker 2: should play super Bowl halftime? Now, my vote, which I
Speaker 2: think will be awesome, will never ever happen because he's
Speaker 2: not quote unquote cool enough. Is weird Al. But I
Speaker 2: do think if they named weird Al and everybody went
Speaker 2: in on it, and there would definitely be ways to
Speaker 2: work in non comedic musicians to a weird Al halftime.
Speaker 2: But can you imagine how epic that would be? And
Speaker 2: it would just be fun and weird Al would be
Speaker 2: great to be put in front of the press and
Speaker 2: there are no weird Al scandals and nothing horrible is
Speaker 2: gonna happen, and everyone could just have a good time
Speaker 2: and he could play eat It and white Nerdy and
Speaker 2: we could have a good time. But that's not going
Speaker 2: to happen. Another name that comes up, and this may
Speaker 2: surprise you that I don't think it's crazy, would be
Speaker 2: Adam Sandler. People really like Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler has
Speaker 2: no known enemies except possibly me, and even I like
Speaker 2: Adam Sandler. I just don't think his comedy is funny,
Speaker 2: but people like those dumb songs. He could come out
Speaker 2: and do some opera man or make up a super
Speaker 2: Bowl song and do that Farley song. And I'm sure
Speaker 2: Sandler could do some sort of musical thing at halftime
Speaker 2: that people would enjoy. Another name that I think is
Speaker 2: interesting Dave Chappelle. Now that would be edgier. Also, these
Speaker 2: things tend to be pre recorded, so I don't think
Speaker 2: you could have Dave Chappelle pantomiming previously recorded stand ups.
Speaker 2: So you would have Chappelle with a live mic in
Speaker 2: the middle of a super Bowl. Who knows what would happen.
Speaker 2: But Chappelle is also friendly with several cool musicians, so
Speaker 2: I think there's a way to somehow do a Dave
Speaker 2: Chappelle halftime that would certainly get talked about. And another
Speaker 2: name I saw this week that I don't think is exciting,
Speaker 2: but maybe America would get behind Nate for Forghetsie halftime,
Speaker 2: but his particular energy. I don't know if that works
Speaker 2: for super Bowl halftime. That might just be weirdly awkward
Speaker 2: and set us back fifty years ever having a comedian
Speaker 2: at halftime again. If Bad Bunny is not your thing,
Speaker 2: get over yourself, but you can change the channel turning point.
Speaker 2: USA is going to have an alternative to the super
Speaker 2: Bowl halftime. It's called the All American Halftime Show. On
Speaker 2: The Daily Show, Michael Costa joked that only the radical
Speaker 2: wol communists who hate America are excited to watch a
Speaker 2: performance by the most popular musician in America, Bad Bunny.
Speaker 2: Stephen Colbert said, according to the press release, the show
Speaker 2: is called the All American Halftime Show and a font
Speaker 2: that is called T shirt on a quite angry dad
Speaker 2: at Disney World. Colbert had some fun with the names
Speaker 2: of the musicians. Steven said, as you may have noticed
Speaker 2: from the poster, Kid Rock is not rocking this one alone.
Speaker 2: He'll be joined by country singers Brentley Gilbert, Gabby Barrett,
Speaker 2: and Lee Brice powerhouse lineup. He'd tagged that with also
Speaker 2: appearing our a Gary Lee Grant Ghibli, Brantlett, Daily, Barrett Tandley, Brakeboard,
Speaker 2: Billy Giddy, and Baby. Bilbo Costa said, man, that's a
Speaker 2: real who's who of who. Golbert Russel joked where you
Speaker 2: could watch the alternative halftime show. He said it would
Speaker 2: be on TBNDW Plus Charge and Rumble, which are real platforms.
Speaker 2: He also said Crunch, Cramble, Hunkle, Krompus and Paramount plus.
Speaker 2: I Spot did some research of the fifteen Super Bowl
Speaker 2: ad previews that they researched. Twelve triggered quote funny reactions
Speaker 2: from viewers. Spoilers for the commercials coming up right, So
Speaker 2: the rest of this episode, I'm gonna spoil the commercials.
Speaker 2: So if you're like John, you ruined the super Bowl
Speaker 2: for me? Okay, you should punch out and I'll catch
Speaker 2: up with you tomorrow. Everybody else who's still here spoiler.
Speaker 2: The highest funny score went to the commercial four Instacart
Speaker 2: that features Ben Stiller. They have a musical performance about
Speaker 2: choosing the perfect banana mac packer. Andy Samberg will be
Speaker 2: meal Diamond in a Hellman's commercial. We'll talk about that.
Speaker 2: Some more fanatics who had a terror terrible week on
Speaker 2: the Internet, people notice that fanatic sports jerseys aren't the
Speaker 2: best quality. A lot of complaining, especially on Twitter. This
Speaker 2: week they have an ad with a candle jinner mocking
Speaker 2: the Kardashian curse, the Internet conspiracy, the dating members of
Speaker 2: the family, ruins an athletes game. Novardes has an ad
Speaker 2: with NFL players telling viewers to relax your tight end
Speaker 2: and get a blood test for prostate cancer. I see
Speaker 2: what you did there. Marcelo Hernandez, he does one thing,
Speaker 2: and he does one thing really well. We'll see if
Speaker 2: he could do another thing. Well. He'll be in an
Speaker 2: ad for Wells Fargo. Their new campaign is celebrating every win.
Speaker 2: We're told that showcases how the banking app helps customers
Speaker 2: achieve personal finance. Blah blah blah blah blah. We are
Speaker 2: told Marcelo Hernandez brings humor and authenticity as he pays
Speaker 2: tribute to everyday financial wins like growing savings or sticking
Speaker 2: to a budget. Marcello shows up complete with confetti, music
Speaker 2: and dancing. His comedic presence reinforces the message the success
Speaker 2: looks different for everyone. Another macpacker, Keag and Michael Key.
Speaker 2: He'll be with Dyana McBride In an ad Keagan Michael
Speaker 2: Key told USA Today someone said a long time ago,
Speaker 2: generality is the enemy of all art, and that specifically
Speaker 2: is what makes art good. The challenges how to do
Speaker 2: something specific that is universal. At the same time, I
Speaker 2: feel like he just said a lot of words that
Speaker 2: I love. Key, He continued, it sounds like they're diametrically opposed,
Speaker 2: these two concepts, but that's very often what people out
Speaker 2: an ad agency have to do. How do you reach
Speaker 2: the most amount of people with the most interesting, most
Speaker 2: salient material possible. I embrace that challenge. In the ad,
Speaker 2: he and Danny McBride are insurance agents, hoping to reassure
Speaker 2: Haley Stanfield that their insurance agency is on the level.
Speaker 2: In the commercial, they launch into a rendition of John
Speaker 2: bon Jovi's Living on a Prayer. Key says, it's working
Speaker 2: multi generationally because you're talking about anathem. Everybody knows it's
Speaker 2: a perfect song, because it's one of the few songs
Speaker 2: where everybody in our society knows the song. Keag and
Speaker 2: Michael Key calls Jake from State Form one of the
Speaker 2: most iconic figures in the ad space. I guess that's true.
Speaker 2: But I don't know, so was Jared, and we don't
Speaker 2: want to go there. Don't go there, John, Okay, move along, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'll keep going, he said. I'm excited. I'm nervous, but
Speaker 2: I have to tell you I feel very confident about
Speaker 2: this piece of content. Matt Kacker Andy Samberg teamed up
Speaker 2: with Helman's Samberg breaks apart Sweet Caroline to build a
Speaker 2: mythology of Meal Diamond. Meal Diamond is a man born
Speaker 2: in a deli who communicates almost entirely through sandwiches. Samberg
Speaker 2: said he build out the character. He said, we were
Speaker 2: weird aling ed, as they say, it takes a real
Speaker 2: skill to do it in a way that it's actually funny.
Speaker 2: For me on this one, it was finding a way
Speaker 2: to make it a different character who had his own
Speaker 2: life backstory. The joke started with just the name Meal Diamond,
Speaker 2: Samberg turned it into a fully fledged person. He explains,
Speaker 2: we're essentially dealing with someone who was born in a
Speaker 2: deli and has never left it and is therefore using the
Speaker 2: joy and love of sandwiches to reach out to connect
Speaker 2: with people. It paints a nice picture of this character.
Speaker 2: The Kiva Schaeffer helped out on it, Samberg says, the
Speaker 2: process we usually have is to start with the premise,
Speaker 2: then you start recording. You see if it's making you laugh.
Speaker 2: If not, you bail and you try something different. Some
Speaker 2: line stuck immediately. Sandberg said, I love the line I'll
Speaker 2: squirt you while I'm walking by. That made me laugh
Speaker 2: the most. I'm intrigued. Now let me see if this
Speaker 2: is online already as I record on Friday. Oh, I
Speaker 2: think I found it.
Speaker 1: I was born in this Delai. My best friend was
Speaker 1: that boloney. That is until live bad you touching Ham,
Speaker 1: touching Gee, touching.
Speaker 2: You sandwich time many so cool.
Speaker 1: This is how I make friends.
Speaker 2: I'm get mad.
Speaker 1: I live in the wall sometimes wonder my favorites. I've
Speaker 1: never been outside. These are my only clothes. So good?
Speaker 2: Can you marry me?
Speaker 3: The carts is broken and I can leave?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, that is so epic. I was sitting
Speaker 2: here capturing the audio with a big smile on my face.
Speaker 2: I almost wanted to like talk as I recorded it.
Speaker 2: I love that so much. That is so catchy. We
Speaker 2: may have to play that a second time at the end. Wow,
Speaker 2: so much fun, Sandberg said, I hope they just smile
Speaker 2: or laugh. You got it, buddy, That's pretty much my
Speaker 2: goal with almost everything I work on, says Andy. Even
Speaker 2: just a giggler smirk, I'd settle. You got a big
Speaker 2: smile out of me, and I'm a comedy snob. Mikey
Speaker 2: Day as a spot making fun of is It Cake.
Speaker 2: In the ad, we imagine a world where people are
Speaker 2: wearing a new crim de Pistachio cash Weir body missed
Speaker 2: and they are mistaken for cake makeup and beauty brand
Speaker 2: e l F the Stars Alissa McCarthy. She learns how
Speaker 2: to roll her rs in order to prepare for the
Speaker 2: world's biggest Reggaetons show that won by Bad Bunny. The
Speaker 2: halftime show, McCarthy realizes she doesn't speak Spanish, she crashes
Speaker 2: her car. She wakes up in a telenovela titled Melissa
Speaker 2: and bow and Yang is making one of his first
Speaker 2: major appearances since leaving Saturday Night Live. In this ad,
Speaker 2: we see bow and Yang settling into his new life.
Speaker 2: He's lounging on a tropical beach. He's planning a party
Speaker 2: and snacking on salty crackers. He speaks to a friend
Speaker 2: through a shell phone and promises not to call the
Speaker 2: friend perscutto. Also in the ad, Scarlett Johansson and John
Speaker 2: Hamm boy no offense to Bowen, Who's you know, a
Speaker 2: nice looking guy. But like, personally, if I were at
Speaker 2: a commercial with Scarlet Johansson and John Hamm, I would
Speaker 2: look like an unbelievable hideous troll. Like I have a
Speaker 2: photo of me and Bruce Campbell. You know Bruce Campbell,
Speaker 2: the actor. He's a handsome mad and I'm in this
Speaker 2: photo with him, and I'm like, ill, yuck, who's the
Speaker 2: ugly guy with Bruce Campbell? So I would not want
Speaker 2: to be in a commercial with John Hamm and Scarlet Johnson. Anyway.
Speaker 2: In the ad there's John Hamm and he says another day,
Speaker 2: another Ritz party. Why then they invite us? Owen says, well,
Speaker 2: we're salty and we hate parties and mingling and yapping.
Speaker 2: John ham says they do have Ritz crackers though, let's
Speaker 2: go for five minutes. IBB Online writes comic actor Tim
Speaker 2: Robinson as many things quirky, yes, daft, also yes, but
Speaker 2: evil that's perhaps a step too far. In an ad
Speaker 2: for Rippling, Tim Robinson appears to have fumbled his way
Speaker 2: into the leadership of a particularly villainous organization. In the spot,
Speaker 2: Tim's vengeful Simpleton is attempting to airdrop a monster called
Speaker 2: baby Breck into the city via helicopter. Unfortunately, the mayhem
Speaker 2: cannot commence because Baby Breck is a new employee and
Speaker 2: hasn't been onboarded. Oh yeah, that is corporate hell, I've
Speaker 2: been there. Oh there's more. This is one hell of
Speaker 2: a Super Bowl preview. You know, I'm the one that
Speaker 2: put it together, and I had no idea it was
Speaker 2: going to be this long. We're not even at the
Speaker 2: halfway mark yet. Brian Baumgarner, you know him, Kevin from
Speaker 2: the office, that guy. Yeah, he's throwing the world's largest
Speaker 2: tailgate tomorrow. He'll be at the Fort Mason Pavilion. From
Speaker 2: there you can see the Golden Gate Bridge from ten
Speaker 2: am to twelve thirty pm local time, San Francisco time
Speaker 2: on Sunday. He thinks there will be potentially one thousand lookalikes.
Speaker 2: The pitch is to organize a physical manifestation of the
Speaker 2: pregame commercial that has resulted in a tailgate party in
Speaker 2: San Francisco. Says Brian, Let's bring all the Ryans together
Speaker 2: and see what it looks like to multiply myself one,
Speaker 2: hundreds or thousands of time over. Brian himself will arrive
Speaker 2: with a crew of ten Brian clones, but the public
Speaker 2: is encouraged to attend dress like Brian, meaning Kevin from
Speaker 2: the office. But I guess they can't say it. Some
Speaker 2: people were able to pre order bald caps, probably too
Speaker 2: late for you by the time you're listening to this.
Speaker 2: The lookalike voted most bombgartner like will get two tickets
Speaker 2: to see the Super Bowl with Brian. He notes that
Speaker 2: it's to embody him. You don't necessarily have to look
Speaker 2: like him, but I know there'll be a lot of
Speaker 2: bald caps. They're offering free shavings if you can't make it.
Speaker 2: There's even a virtual version of this at brian'shair dot com.
Speaker 2: The event will be live streamed also part of Super
Speaker 2: Bowl Weekend. Tonight, Dave Chappelle has two shows. He's got
Speaker 2: the Big Fancy Show. That one's sold out at the
Speaker 2: Chase Center, but Dave also announced an intimate late night
Speaker 2: show at the Chapel in San Francisco. I bet that's
Speaker 2: gonna be even harder to get into. So we'll see
Speaker 2: what Dave has to say Chiefs Wire caught up with
Speaker 2: Rob Wriggle. Rob is a big Chiefs fan. I guess
Speaker 2: they had this all lined up and then it was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: Chiefs suck this year. All right, Rob, what are you eating?
Speaker 1: He said?
Speaker 2: Chips and guak. No brainer on that because it works
Speaker 2: for everybody. All the ladies like quak, the kids like quak.
Speaker 2: Grandma likes squawk. I just the other day my wife
Speaker 2: was like, you want chips, and I go, there's no salsa.
Speaker 2: She says, we have guawk. I go, I hate walk.
Speaker 2: So I'm sorry, Rob Wriggle, I hate walk. I'm a
Speaker 2: salsa guy. You know Deacon Mike that I talk about.
Speaker 2: So thirty years ago, when we worked at a radio
Speaker 2: station together, we used to sometimes go get nachos for lunch. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I when we were in our twenties. That was lunch.
Speaker 2: What do you think of fat? I'll tell you why
Speaker 2: I'm fat because I produced the morning show for a
Speaker 2: while and we used to have this fourth meal. Fourth
Speaker 2: meal was a cheeseburger and fries at seven thirty in
Speaker 2: the morning. You don't understand get up for work every
Speaker 2: day at three thirty in the morning and go do
Speaker 2: nineteen nineties era Times Square at four something in the
Speaker 2: morning for a radio show that starts at five am.
Speaker 2: When your friend Bobby looks at you and goes cheeseburger
Speaker 2: at seven thirty in the morning, you go, yeah, but
Speaker 2: here's the cash. That's not breakfast because then the rest
Speaker 2: of the morning crew around eight thirty, he goes, hey,
Speaker 2: we're getting bagels. So then you have like a bagel
Speaker 2: with butter an hour after your cheeseburger. That's how you
Speaker 2: get fat. That and sending deacon Mike. He wasn't a
Speaker 2: deacon yet. It was just Mike to go get the nachos. Now,
Speaker 2: everybody else would come back with, you know, nachos and
Speaker 2: cheese and salsa. He comes back with Guawk. One day.
Speaker 2: We were like, what, we hate quak, but Rober Egel
Speaker 2: disagrees and I digress. Rob says, everybody loves squawk. So
Speaker 2: that's when everybody likes chips and quak. Can't go wrong there. Now,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm a KC man, so I gotta throw
Speaker 2: some barbecue in there too. Right now we're talking no one,
Speaker 2: do you know. Coincidentally, Rob Wriggle has teamed up with
Speaker 2: avocados from Mexico. They have an interactive experience that allows
Speaker 2: consumers to access up to date predictions through guac Guru Wriggle.
Speaker 2: Funny how that worked out. So the Avocado people and
Speaker 2: Rob Wriggle are making three predictions for the Big Game.
Speaker 2: If all three predictions come true, one fan can earn
Speaker 2: sixty thousand dollars plus free avocados for an entire year,
Speaker 2: which for me would be none, no, thank you. Rob
Speaker 2: Riggle's predictions are a team scores exactly twenty points and
Speaker 2: a player shows off an eating gesture as a celebration,
Speaker 2: and announcers use the word guacamole during the broadcast. What
Speaker 2: happens if we go er for three? Do we win anything?
Speaker 2: Riggle had some more Super Bowl tips other than the
Speaker 2: chips and guac. You gotta have some charcoutery, which is
Speaker 2: a word I don't think existed till like five years ago.
Speaker 2: Everyone says I'm nuts. I think at some point I
Speaker 2: jumped universes and the universe I'm from. There was no
Speaker 2: such word as shirt couterie. Suddenly there is and it's
Speaker 2: everywhere now. But like, but prior to the pandemic, that
Speaker 2: word didn't exist. But he wants you to have some
Speaker 2: of that. Maybe some cheese and vegetables, some honey to
Speaker 2: dip in size are critical Cole's law. You gotta have
Speaker 2: a potato dish. No, you don't. You don't have to
Speaker 2: know this. You know what I'm doing here. I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what I'm doing, and this is do this. Perdue
Speaker 2: makes quote unquote air fryer wings. And I know it's
Speaker 2: all in the marketing, but you get those, you throw
Speaker 2: those in the air fryer, and then you get Frank's
Speaker 2: hot sauce and you throw that on top. Done, You've
Speaker 2: got delicious buffalo wings. That's all you need to do.
Speaker 2: My wife did get the salsa. I got chips and sausa,
Speaker 2: So I'll do wings kind of early. Then I'll munch
Speaker 2: on the chips and salsa, have two beers and that's it. Now,
Speaker 2: I don't have a super Bowl party. I used to
Speaker 2: do the Super Bowl parties. But here's the thing. I
Speaker 2: like football. I want to watch the game. I don't
Speaker 2: need Deacon Mike talking to me about nonsense. So I
Speaker 2: don't need to hang out with Deacon mic during this game.
Speaker 2: I like to just hang out by myself. Are you
Speaker 2: an only child? John, I am? I digress again. Rob
Speaker 2: Wriggles says, you gotta have a coslaw, No you don't.
Speaker 2: You gotta have a potato didditional fries. You gotta have
Speaker 2: some mac and cheese, No you don't. Some means maybe
Speaker 2: maybe you gotta have a big screen. Of course, I'll
Speaker 2: be in front of the seventy in shumblebeg flex and
Speaker 2: you gotta have a lot of places to sit. And
Speaker 2: that's it. Once you got that, you've totally won. And
Speaker 2: we do have to do some politics. An interview with
Speaker 2: the President of the United States will air during the pregame.
Speaker 2: Jimmy Kimmel had some thoughts about it. I have cut
Speaker 2: down Jimmy for pacing. I have not edited the portions
Speaker 2: with President Trump speaking. But here's Jimmy Kimmel's thoughts about
Speaker 2: tomorrow's interview with the President of the United States.
Speaker 5: President Trump sat for an interview with NBC News that
Speaker 5: will air in its entirety during the Super Bowl pregame show.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if he.
Speaker 5: Decided to go all out because of the big Super
Speaker 5: Bowl audience, but this one was a bacon double dementia.
Speaker 3: Burger with cheese.
Speaker 5: This is even for him. This one was nuts. I
Speaker 5: mentioned last night that seven hundred ICE agents are being
Speaker 5: withdrawn from Minneapolis.
Speaker 2: Well, they just.
Speaker 5: Added some new tour dates that might be coming to
Speaker 5: a city near you.
Speaker 4: Which cities are you headed to next?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: We have five cities that were looking at very strongly.
Speaker 4: But we want to be invited.
Speaker 5: They want to be invited. I want to be invited.
Speaker 5: Isn't that the plot of the movie Sinners? You have
Speaker 5: to invite the monsters in.
Speaker 3: After the shooting of Renate Good, you said Ice made
Speaker 3: some mistakes.
Speaker 4: What were the mistakes? Well, look, I'm not happy with
Speaker 4: the two incidents. It's not you know, it's both of them.
Speaker 2: Got one or the other.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: He was not an angel and she was not an angel.
Speaker 1: And now they.
Speaker 3: They literally are angels.
Speaker 5: Thanks you?
Speaker 2: What is what he was?
Speaker 5: The age he was the first of all, you don't
Speaker 5: know anything about those people. How dare you weigh in
Speaker 5: on what they were what they weren't? Keep your stupid
Speaker 5: thoughts in your diaper where they belong?
Speaker 3: On this subject, I said, while we're identifying angels, Jeffrey
Speaker 3: Epstein was your best friend, So maybe leave angels out
Speaker 3: of the conversation. And then because that wasn't already disgusting enough,
Speaker 3: he made it worse.
Speaker 5: You mentioned Renee Good and not out and Alex Pretty's
Speaker 5: not being angels. Do you think any of that justified
Speaker 5: what happened to them?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 4: No, it should have not happened. It was a very
Speaker 4: sad to me. It was a very sad incident. Two incidents,
Speaker 4: and you know they mentioned the one, now they don't
Speaker 4: mention the other. Well, I think they were both said,
Speaker 4: and you know who feels worse better than anybody? The
Speaker 4: people of ice, right right.
Speaker 5: A lot of people would think it would be the parents,
Speaker 5: or the spouses or the children of the victims.
Speaker 2: And that is your comedy news for today. Let's once
Speaker 2: again it was so much fun. Let's let Andy Samberg
Speaker 2: take us out and enjoy the game tomorrow on this
Speaker 2: is very program Comedian Ismo, he's fantastic. I got at
Speaker 2: Super Bowl Sunday, but find some time maybe on Monday
Speaker 2: to listen to the interview with Ismo, because it's really
Speaker 2: really good and he's a lot of fun. All right,
Speaker 2: Neil Diamond, take us home.
Speaker 1: I was born in the Stella. My best friend was
Speaker 1: that bology that is until li mad you Ham touching Ham,
Speaker 1: touching cheese, touching you.
Speaker 2: Lease sandwich time A man makes it tastes so good.
Speaker 1: This is how I make friends.