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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your

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<v Speaker 1>daily comedy news. I'll do the Hinchcliff stuff in the

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<v Speaker 1>second half of the podcast to give us all a break.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just take a minute here, let's just catch

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<v Speaker 1>our breath. I had to work a little bit hard

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<v Speaker 1>to put a show together today because if you google

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<v Speaker 1>comedy comedian, it's all the same topic. And I really

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<v Speaker 1>covered that on Wednesday show. If you want to go

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<v Speaker 1>there tomorrow on the podcast No Politics, No Tony Hinchcliff,

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<v Speaker 1>I can guarantee that because I've already recorded Friday so

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<v Speaker 1>behind the scenes. I have learned over the years of

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<v Speaker 1>doing this that sometimes it's good to record one in

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<v Speaker 1>advance because life gets on the way. Fridays tend to

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<v Speaker 1>be a day where I can do that sort of

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<v Speaker 1>thing because it's album released day and they're just predictable events.

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<v Speaker 1>On Fridays. I did find some time to watch some

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<v Speaker 1>comedy specials. I watched both Tom Poppa's Home Free and

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<v Speaker 1>Seth Meyers Dad Man Walking, both of which I have

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<v Speaker 1>trouble remembering the titles of. For Papa, I love the

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<v Speaker 1>beginning about parenting. Tom and I are both fifty five

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<v Speaker 1>years old. His youngest daughter recently went off to college

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<v Speaker 1>mine too, so I was in the zone there and

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<v Speaker 1>everything he was saying was clicking with me. Then there

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<v Speaker 1>were diminishing returns as the hour went on. It's a nice,

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<v Speaker 1>solid special, you know, nothing amazing about it. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of Jim Gaffigan vibes, like a lot like if I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, if you read me the transcript and told

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<v Speaker 1>me was Jim Gaffigan's new Special, I would be like, yeah, obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>it is a lot. I can't understate this, a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of Gaffigan vibes. I thought Seth Special is actually a

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<v Speaker 1>better version of Papa Special, both talking about being dads.

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<v Speaker 1>But I did like Seth Special a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 1>Both have made my end of the Year list, but

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<v Speaker 1>those two will be the top two in Tier two.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've kind of got fifteen that are really good,

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<v Speaker 1>and then there's a gap to the things that deserve

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<v Speaker 1>to make the list but aren't as strong as those

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<v Speaker 1>first fifteen so far, and we have a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>specials coming for the rest of the year. Seth told

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<v Speaker 1>the Last Laugh podcast he was very on the fence

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<v Speaker 1>about making the title of his new specially corny pun

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<v Speaker 1>Seth said, I was very hesitance but dad or father

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<v Speaker 1>in the title, but director Neil Brennan made the point

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<v Speaker 1>that it would amount to false advertising without it. Seth said,

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<v Speaker 1>it was nice to depart from what we do every

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<v Speaker 1>night at the TV show, and talking about my family

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<v Speaker 1>puts me in a better mood than talking about politics.

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Papa spoke to the La Times. They were curious

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<v Speaker 1>about how he works relatively clean. There are two s

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<v Speaker 1>bombs in the new special, and Papa said it was

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<v Speaker 1>never a conscious thing that I think about at all.

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<v Speaker 1>The best comedy has to be true to who you

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<v Speaker 1>are and no matter what, and honestly, I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>speak that way in my real life. Set a throat

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<v Speaker 1>into my act would seemed forced and weird. Now. In

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<v Speaker 1>the early nineties, when I was a younger, up and

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<v Speaker 1>coming comedian in New York City, I did think I

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<v Speaker 1>had to be dirty and edgy to keep up with

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<v Speaker 1>those other guys during that time, but even the audience

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<v Speaker 1>could sell that it just didn't fit. My personality. Wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>who I was, and they got that vibe. They were

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<v Speaker 1>looking at me with weird looks. I just figured, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>there's so much vulgarity in society. My act should be

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<v Speaker 1>something of a higher quality than some kids. I heard

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<v Speaker 1>cursing up a storm in the playground in New York City.

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<v Speaker 1>People laugh. Well, I think I do well with it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's me just being who I am. I've always been

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<v Speaker 1>attracted to talking about personal things. Family life are the

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<v Speaker 1>bigger questions of just being a human being. I do

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<v Speaker 1>discuss politics a little bit in my life, but I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like in comedy there are lots of other comics

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<v Speaker 1>out there who are more skilled of that approach, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'd rather watch those guys who were great do that

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<v Speaker 1>and be great at my own style. John mulaney hosts

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday Night Live this week. That should be good in

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<v Speaker 1>Malanie's usually really good episodes, and you know the thing

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<v Speaker 1>is happening on Tuesday, so there's plenty need to talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>Stavros Hacki has put out that movie last Friday. I

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<v Speaker 1>but not so much. He did speak to Iconverse icon

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<v Speaker 1>and shared that we got cable kind of late, like

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<v Speaker 1>in my teen years. We got Dish Network because they

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<v Speaker 1>had Greek channels. Initially we weren't allowed cable, but as

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<v Speaker 1>soon as my dad found out he had Greek TV

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<v Speaker 1>got Comedy Central, and at the time, Comedy Central pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much replayed Comedy Central half hour specials. In SNL, he says,

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<v Speaker 1>even as a baby, I would sing songs, put on

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<v Speaker 1>my little plays, and make my family watch. My parents

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<v Speaker 1>bought me a little taper, was a little speaking spelled

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<v Speaker 1>type thing. Bizarrely, I would spend hours talking into it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny to think back on now, but I was

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<v Speaker 1>essentially recording a podcast, which is insane. So I guess

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<v Speaker 1>even as little kids, we know were destined for. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's really what it was. I've been doing stand up

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<v Speaker 1>since freshman year in college. It did in an open

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<v Speaker 1>mic in the basement of my dorms. I've been pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much doing stand up since I was nineteen. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>thought out. Then you wake up one day to realize

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<v Speaker 1>you're a thirty five year old man with no other abilities.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to try and pivot to movies and turn

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<v Speaker 1>to acting to flesh out your career. But yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>as simple as I loved it growing up, and I

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<v Speaker 1>had the chance to do it, and I did it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the origin story. It's not even crazy. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want a job when I was nineteen and I just

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<v Speaker 1>did stand up instead. Hey, the Jets are on Thursday

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<v Speaker 1>night football tonight, isn't that exciting? Last week, after the

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<v Speaker 1>Rams played the Vikings, Amazon brought Nikki glazerback. Remember her

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<v Speaker 1>first appearance was terrible. I didn't see her last week,

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<v Speaker 1>but awful Announcing said it was better. She had a

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<v Speaker 1>few jokes about Ram's backup quarterback, the very handsome Jimmy Garoppolo.

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<v Speaker 1>Laser said, Jimmy did throw a single pass, but he's

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<v Speaker 1>definitely brought me to completion. And yeah, maybe Jimmy's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>ride that bench for the rest of his career, but

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be that bench. Tig Nataro is working

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<v Speaker 1>out materials. She's doing a residency at the Comedy Bar

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<v Speaker 1>in Toronto. She says she's grateful for the welcoming crowds,

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<v Speaker 1>which she refers to as the Canadian way. It's good

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<v Speaker 1>to see everybody understands what a comedian working out material is.

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Fallon told Howard Stern a story about visiting Belushi's

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<v Speaker 1>grieve Howard was curious what he said to Belushi. Fallon said,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's between me and John. As Fallon tells

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<v Speaker 1>the story, he cracked a beer and sat beside Belushi's

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<v Speaker 1>headstone and struck up a conversation with him in the

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<v Speaker 1>dead night and says I might go back and have

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<v Speaker 1>another one. It was great, one sided. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Andy Richter told Cinnamon Blend he was at a diner

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<v Speaker 1>a couple years ago. It was a Sunday morning and

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<v Speaker 1>to my right and there was Jay Leno eating breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>You may recall the whole Leno Conan rivalry. Andy said,

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<v Speaker 1>it was fine. You know, all that show is rivalry

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<v Speaker 1>is like high school rivalry. Once you're pasted it, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not that important. Jim Brewer spoke to the Jackson County Sentinel.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you tell a deep dive to not talk about

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<v Speaker 1>Hinchcliffe in the first half? Yeah, it wasn't much out

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<v Speaker 1>there today, Jim said, there are always things that can

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<v Speaker 1>become an obstacle to our happiness, and the big three

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<v Speaker 1>for me that I smack into most or divisions in

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<v Speaker 1>the family, financial struggles, and health issues. For me, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no better feeling in the world and making someone laugh

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<v Speaker 1>and know that I've inspired or healed someone. It's nice

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<v Speaker 1>when people tell me I'm funny, but the ones that

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<v Speaker 1>keep me going are the ones that go up to

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<v Speaker 1>me and say, can I just tell you I just

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<v Speaker 1>lost my mom and you healed me. It's the first

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<v Speaker 1>time I've laughed in ages. We're not here for very long.

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<v Speaker 1>We're all stuck here together. Everybody needs to be laughing,

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<v Speaker 1>be uplifted. We're here to take care of each other.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on a mission to lift you and the only

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<v Speaker 1>way I know how. Late Night Or asked Jordan Klepper

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<v Speaker 1>about John Stewart's involvement on the non Monday daily shows.

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<v Speaker 1>Klepper said, John is hands off. He's here on Monday

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<v Speaker 1>and we're in the morning meeting. But John has a

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<v Speaker 1>vision for his show and then he's hands off. We're

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<v Speaker 1>all hands off for the other people weeks. So when

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<v Speaker 1>you come in for your week, it's your week, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're using the other correspondence and the rest of the

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<v Speaker 1>news team to be part of that week. That's sort

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<v Speaker 1>of how we see it as well. We try to

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<v Speaker 1>be part of the other host weeks so that we're

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<v Speaker 1>part of the show as well. Sometimes we're in joke

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<v Speaker 1>meetings in the morning to give our two cents to

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<v Speaker 1>find something fun. I'll send Dezzy articles, she'll send me

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<v Speaker 1>articles or people or stories. So we're making the show

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<v Speaker 1>collectively in that sense. But it's hands off when it's

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<v Speaker 1>not your week. The show's complicated enough. It's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of work when you're hosting that you kind of don't

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<v Speaker 1>have time to be overly democratic with a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>outside ideas. You're like, all right, it's my show. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna all work together on this. Let's go. Terry Garr

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<v Speaker 1>passed away Tuesday at age seventy nine. Terry known for

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<v Speaker 1>many fantastic things in her career, including appearances on David

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<v Speaker 1>Letterman's programs. Letterman's YouTube channel posted a clip from April first,

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty three, and a short but sweet message saying,

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<v Speaker 1>remembering one of our all time favorite guests, Terry Garr,

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of the show is Hinchcliff and politics. Mark

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<v Speaker 1>Norman tweeted ironically Tony Hinchcliff could use a good pr person.

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<v Speaker 1>Mary Well crafted Lewis J. Gomez said comedians piling on

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<v Speaker 1>a Tony should be ashamed. We make jokes, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>we do. And also most of the comics talking crap

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<v Speaker 1>are terrible comedians who don't actually work. If you do

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<v Speaker 1>take a look. With the exception of Michael ian Black

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<v Speaker 1>and Mark Marin, most of the comedians commenting are less famous.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Biden said, I'd like to take that guy out

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<v Speaker 1>for a swim there anyway. Robert Smigel tweeted from the

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<v Speaker 1>Triumph accounts he signed it off RS, so I won't

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<v Speaker 1>do the half ass trime from pression. Smigel wrote, the

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<v Speaker 1>sick thing about the crude comments by the Trump rally

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<v Speaker 1>speakers is the clear contempt they have for his supporters.

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<v Speaker 1>Every one of those comments bombed with the audience, But

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<v Speaker 1>Team Trump thinks they're all dumb, racist and women haters.

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<v Speaker 1>The deplorables were the ones on stage. The character Triumph

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<v Speaker 1>hit the Trump rally the other day. He was chanting

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<v Speaker 1>with some supporters. Triumph said, this is nothing like a

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<v Speaker 1>Nazi rally. The Nazis were in shape. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>they took care of themselves. I'm like this guy over here. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>half ass triumph. It's quarter ass triumph today. On the

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<v Speaker 1>topic of abortion, quarter ass Triumph said, what would you

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<v Speaker 1>what is it like to have six? Steven Gobert said,

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<v Speaker 1>the Hinchcliff joke somehow broke through the noise, and as

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<v Speaker 1>a master political satirist myself, I'm completely jealous because what

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<v Speaker 1>we do here is jokes all the time, and it

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<v Speaker 1>changes nothing. What was the difference to making here the target? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>then tell me which country is to crap on. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>do it. Okay, Australia, You're the garbage island. Anything anyone?

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<v Speaker 1>Gobert continued, here's a little pro tip when you're running

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<v Speaker 1>for president, try not to October surprise yourself. Ronnie Chang said,

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<v Speaker 1>it's still crazy to me that a joke from Trump's

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<v Speaker 1>warm up guy seems to be having more of an

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<v Speaker 1>impact than Trump's actual terrible record on Puerto Rico. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean his administration block Puerto Rico from receiving hurricane relief.

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<v Speaker 1>Then Trump went down there and tossed paper towels another crowd,

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<v Speaker 1>I guessed, to help them soak up the hurricane. And

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<v Speaker 1>to top it off, Trump tried to trade Puerto Rico

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<v Speaker 1>for Greenland. I mean he'd rather have a frozen wasteland

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<v Speaker 1>than a tropical paradise full of brown people with good music.

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<v Speaker 1>What a stupid idea. No one in Greenland can play shortstop.

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<v Speaker 1>Fantastic joke there, Ronnie fantastic Jane continued, of course Trump's

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<v Speaker 1>not a Nazi. Okay, they all famously served in the military.

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<v Speaker 1>Also a great joke, and one more from Ronnie was

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<v Speaker 1>crushing it. You may have seen Trump claim to be

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<v Speaker 1>the opposite of a Nazi. Ronnie said, what exactly is

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<v Speaker 1>the opposite of a Nazi? Is it the guy who

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<v Speaker 1>started Jade eight because they're trying to make more Jews?

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<v Speaker 1>Or is it the guy who is like the reverse

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<v Speaker 1>mustache like everything else but not that part good stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>There no politics, no hingecliffs Tomorrow, that's your comedy needs

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<v Speaker 1>for today. See you here,