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Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one on
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Speaker 3: Florida man? Florida man, floading man's got to be a
Speaker 3: flooring man, he's got to be a flying man.
Speaker 4: Actually it's Florida Woman.
Speaker 2: We were going up to the Panhandle just as a
Speaker 2: refreshing change of pace, exiting the hotbed that usually provides
Speaker 2: Florida man slash woman activity out of Saint Pete Clear's
Speaker 2: clear water. We're gonna go up to Panama City Beach. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, all right, I'm ready for Panama City. I
Speaker 2: know they they're up there. They're the latest ones to
Speaker 2: ban or tail spring breakers. We don't want you. This
Speaker 2: is it, they said, we're you go away, go someplace else.
Speaker 2: You've stretched our stretch us to our limits here.
Speaker 3: But now we have a Florida woman stretch him.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: This Florida woman is from Panama City Beach and basically
Speaker 2: she's accused of impersonating an ICE officer in order to
Speaker 2: kidnap her ex boyfriend's wife.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think I'm following already, got a lot to
Speaker 3: unpack here. Okay, ex ex ex boyfriend's girlfriend or wife
Speaker 3: whatever it is is is from a different country. I
Speaker 3: take it she.
Speaker 2: Actually is here and married to the Florida woman's ex. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: she's here actually going through the process, the correct process,
Speaker 2: and following the steps to become an American citizen. She's married,
Speaker 2: she's actively employed, she's going through all of the proper paperwork.
Speaker 3: Which is what we always say, Hey stay here if
Speaker 3: if you do it legally, Yes, so she's that's her scenario.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: She works at a hotel in Panama City Beach. That's
Speaker 2: where Florida woman showed up because she knew she worked there.
Speaker 2: She was then tricked into leaving her job and getting
Speaker 2: into the Florida Woman's Ice impersonator's car. The victim escaped
Speaker 2: and contacted law enforcement with the help of a bystander.
Speaker 2: The suspect, the Florida woman in question, is named Latrent's Battle.
Speaker 2: She's being held without bail on multiple charges, including kidnapping.
Speaker 2: She walked into the day's in dressed in a black
Speaker 2: zip up jacket, black pants, black hat, and white face mask.
Speaker 2: According to the court documents, went to the victim, who
Speaker 2: worked at the hotel, asked if she would like to
Speaker 2: book a room, you know, thinking she was a customer,
Speaker 2: to which she unzipped her jacket to reveal the word
Speaker 2: Ice ice printed.
Speaker 3: Black shirt I'll bet trance.
Speaker 2: Then she produced a Sheriff's office card identing her identifying
Speaker 2: herself as an ICE agent. She allegedly told the victim
Speaker 2: she was there to pick her up, and the victim
Speaker 2: was worried that something had happened with her process of
Speaker 2: going through becoming a US citizen, so she cooperated and
Speaker 2: then she started to, you know, think things were a
Speaker 2: little bit fishy, which is when she escaped.
Speaker 4: And now we're where we're at. Hell is wrong with people?
Speaker 3: What is the name of the Ice the Ice La
Speaker 3: Trance Battle. So my guess is that the person who's
Speaker 3: going through the process of becoming an American figured out
Speaker 3: when Latrance goes, it's you was my man.
Speaker 2: That's that's what we have here, is a psycho X,
Speaker 2: no doubt about it. Oh my god. I I somebody
Speaker 2: working hard at a hotel, working to become an American
Speaker 2: citizen and this lady steps in.
Speaker 3: Maybe you should be you know, deported lady, or we'll
Speaker 3: just export you us straight to jail.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable. John Cena is on with your boyfriend on his
Speaker 2: show this week after WrestleMania.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that McAfee, Pat McAfee.
Speaker 2: Yeah you of course McAfee prominent figure in WWE. Now
Speaker 2: he'll have wrestlers on from time to time, and he's
Speaker 2: struck while the iron was hot. After WRESTLEMANI had John
Speaker 2: Cena on. I heard Pat McAfee got choked out. Well
Speaker 2: during I didn't watch WrestleMania. I can zero in on
Speaker 2: this part though, that I do know now that John
Speaker 2: Cena is a heel. He's hated now yeah, as he
Speaker 2: turned uh, he's still won. This is where we're trying
Speaker 2: to figure out whether or not he was doing you know,
Speaker 2: heal mode here or was being honest about claiming he's
Speaker 2: been bullied by fans, which is what caused him to
Speaker 2: get a hair trance plant in November of last year.
Speaker 3: Okay, so Sena has had this bald spot for a while,
Speaker 3: all right, and and fans of wrestling, we're bullying you,
Speaker 3: a big, big man, and.
Speaker 2: They're showing up with signs and stuff, and he's playing
Speaker 2: that they've been bullying me. And that's why I went
Speaker 2: and got the hair transplant done. Probably I doubt it
Speaker 2: has anything to do with the acting part of his persona,
Speaker 2: but anyway, so that's where we're at. How do you
Speaker 2: approach this? He's a heel now, he is this John Cena.
Speaker 2: By the way, Happy birthday, John Cena. Coincidentally it's his
Speaker 2: forty eighth birthday today. Here's some hair plugs.
Speaker 3: Blow out the hair plugs on the no, So explain
Speaker 3: to the non wrestlers what a heel is? Bad guy? Yes,
Speaker 3: sad guy. So he's been now he's able the bad guy, because.
Speaker 2: What can a bad guy be bullied as well? That's
Speaker 2: the question that's being post here. Is this all part
Speaker 2: of his wrestling persona current persona?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is all stick. That's the thing about wrestlers.
Speaker 3: You can do anything you want, and they just say,
Speaker 3: oh no, that was my wrestling.
Speaker 4: Interesting.
Speaker 3: I didn't watch him, but to John seeing bulk back
Speaker 3: up for WrestleMania, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know, he's always been big.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. It's just I'm just reading it
Speaker 3: as I see it. It's true. His bald spot was
Speaker 3: was gone at Mania, right, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got plugs.
Speaker 3: How about Pat accusing or how about a sena accusing
Speaker 3: Pat being super high on TV all the time and
Speaker 3: Pat mcabe he was calling him out seeing it was.
Speaker 4: Finally there's this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bad enough.
Speaker 2: You've got these New York brothers, younger and older brother.
Speaker 2: They both end up getting arrested. They lived together. Thirty
Speaker 2: seven year old named Christopher Banks recently got arrested in
Speaker 2: New York State for child pornography. Terrible scumbag, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: lives with his older brother in the small town of nineveh.
Speaker 2: Cops raided their home, seized their electronics. The brother is
Speaker 2: thirty eight year old Mark Banks, and now he's in
Speaker 2: trouble too, but.
Speaker 4: Not for child pornography.
Speaker 1: For what.
Speaker 2: While they were searching the gadgets with the search warrant,
Speaker 2: they came across an old video of Mark getting it
Speaker 2: on with a cow.
Speaker 3: These guys should make a wrestling team.
Speaker 2: He admitted it in a written statement to police. He
Speaker 2: said he's worked on a farm for twenty two years
Speaker 2: and quote, when I was younger, I had sex with
Speaker 2: a cow.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: He blamed it on urges and claimed with some one
Speaker 2: time thing. He's now facing up to a year in jail,
Speaker 2: while his child pornography brother facing up to four years.
Speaker 3: How do you only get four years for child pornography?
Speaker 3: Put both these guys on the island with all the
Speaker 3: purge that we're going a nuclear bomb soon. That is
Speaker 3: utterly sick. Sorry, I had to cow. Yeah, the farm, Pat,
Speaker 3: you're at the farm?
Speaker 4: He got it.
Speaker 3: No, I'm asking.
Speaker 4: No, we never even crossed my mind.
Speaker 3: No, I'm I'm asking of the animals. Old McDonald's had
Speaker 3: a farm on this On this farm, there was a cow,
Speaker 3: then there was a horse, and there was a Pig.
Speaker 4: No No pig Like a Pig.
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