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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots, all right. A quick reminder before

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<v Speaker 2>we get into idiotology. A couple things coming up, of course.

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<v Speaker 2>The first rock the bank cash keyword. I'll be right

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<v Speaker 2>around nine oh five after you say it. We play

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<v Speaker 2>might win yourself one thousand bucks on the note that

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<v Speaker 2>you say. We play so for fifteen minutes or so

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<v Speaker 2>to get a vote in if you haven't done so

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<v Speaker 2>yet at the jar Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>Taco, Yeah, tell us which Ted Nugent song you want

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<v Speaker 3>to hear? There's three to choose from, and uh pick

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<v Speaker 3>somebody randomly to go to Leesburg bike best VIP style.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Oh, get those taken care of. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Idiotology brought you this morning by Petty's Meet State Road

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<v Speaker 2>four thirty four in Longwood, just west of I four.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to personally thank them again for my gift.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh for the flair gun. Yes well, it wasn't Petties

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<v Speaker 3>that gave you that.

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<v Speaker 4>It was.

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<v Speaker 3>It was our boy behind the meat counter.

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<v Speaker 4>It works at Petties.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Oh true, true, that is the big thanks to them. Also,

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<v Speaker 3>I purchased our entire Easter dinner from Petties because normally

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<v Speaker 3>I don't prepare Easter.

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<v Speaker 4>They do it all man.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I got the ham there, a big old what's that

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<v Speaker 3>called the Amish ham and then uh man, got some sides,

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<v Speaker 3>some rolls. I even got crab cakes for later. Thank

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<v Speaker 3>you Petties. You all rock.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything you could possibly want, nothing but quality at Petty

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<v Speaker 2>Stay at four thirty four in Longwood, just west of four.

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<v Speaker 3>While I was at Petty's, I was walking around talking

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<v Speaker 3>my wife on the phone.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, Hey, what do you think.

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<v Speaker 3>She grab some steaks and we can, you know, freeze them.

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<v Speaker 3>She goes focus on Easter, ball focus on Easter.

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<v Speaker 4>It's easy to get distracted, and.

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<v Speaker 3>There really is a great place.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you Petties. Hey, what do you think about this.

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<v Speaker 3>Florida man? Florida man, floading man's got to be a

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<v Speaker 3>flooring man, he's got to be a flying man.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually it's Florida Woman.

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<v Speaker 2>We were going up to the Panhandle just as a

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<v Speaker 2>refreshing change of pace, exiting the hotbed that usually provides

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<v Speaker 2>Florida man slash woman activity out of Saint Pete Clear's

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<v Speaker 2>clear water. We're gonna go up to Panama City Beach. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, all right, I'm ready for Panama City. I

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<v Speaker 2>know they they're up there. They're the latest ones to

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<v Speaker 2>ban or tail spring breakers. We don't want you. This

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<v Speaker 2>is it, they said, we're you go away, go someplace else.

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<v Speaker 2>You've stretched our stretch us to our limits here.

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<v Speaker 3>But now we have a Florida woman stretch him.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>This Florida woman is from Panama City Beach and basically

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<v Speaker 2>she's accused of impersonating an ICE officer in order to

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<v Speaker 2>kidnap her ex boyfriend's wife.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I think I'm following already, got a lot to

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<v Speaker 3>unpack here. Okay, ex ex ex boyfriend's girlfriend or wife

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<v Speaker 3>whatever it is is is from a different country. I

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<v Speaker 3>take it she.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually is here and married to the Florida woman's ex. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she's here actually going through the process, the correct process,

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<v Speaker 2>and following the steps to become an American citizen. She's married,

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<v Speaker 2>she's actively employed, she's going through all of the proper paperwork.

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<v Speaker 3>Which is what we always say, Hey stay here if

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<v Speaker 3>if you do it legally, Yes, so she's that's her scenario.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>She works at a hotel in Panama City Beach. That's

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<v Speaker 2>where Florida woman showed up because she knew she worked there.

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<v Speaker 2>She was then tricked into leaving her job and getting

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<v Speaker 2>into the Florida Woman's Ice impersonator's car. The victim escaped

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<v Speaker 2>and contacted law enforcement with the help of a bystander.

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<v Speaker 2>The suspect, the Florida woman in question, is named Latrent's Battle.

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<v Speaker 2>She's being held without bail on multiple charges, including kidnapping.

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<v Speaker 2>She walked into the day's in dressed in a black

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<v Speaker 2>zip up jacket, black pants, black hat, and white face mask.

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<v Speaker 2>According to the court documents, went to the victim, who

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<v Speaker 2>worked at the hotel, asked if she would like to

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<v Speaker 2>book a room, you know, thinking she was a customer,

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<v Speaker 2>to which she unzipped her jacket to reveal the word

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<v Speaker 2>Ice ice printed.

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<v Speaker 3>Black shirt I'll bet trance.

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<v Speaker 2>Then she produced a Sheriff's office card identing her identifying

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<v Speaker 2>herself as an ICE agent. She allegedly told the victim

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<v Speaker 2>she was there to pick her up, and the victim

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<v Speaker 2>was worried that something had happened with her process of

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<v Speaker 2>going through becoming a US citizen, so she cooperated and

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<v Speaker 2>then she started to, you know, think things were a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit fishy, which is when she escaped.

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<v Speaker 4>And now we're where we're at. Hell is wrong with people?

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<v Speaker 3>What is the name of the Ice the Ice La

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<v Speaker 3>Trance Battle. So my guess is that the person who's

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<v Speaker 3>going through the process of becoming an American figured out

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<v Speaker 3>when Latrance goes, it's you was my man.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's what we have here, is a psycho X,

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<v Speaker 2>no doubt about it. Oh my god. I I somebody

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<v Speaker 2>working hard at a hotel, working to become an American

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<v Speaker 2>citizen and this lady steps in.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you should be you know, deported lady, or we'll

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<v Speaker 3>just export you us straight to jail.

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<v Speaker 2>Unbelievable. John Cena is on with your boyfriend on his

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<v Speaker 2>show this week after WrestleMania.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that McAfee, Pat McAfee.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you of course McAfee prominent figure in WWE. Now

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<v Speaker 2>he'll have wrestlers on from time to time, and he's

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<v Speaker 2>struck while the iron was hot. After WRESTLEMANI had John

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<v Speaker 2>Cena on. I heard Pat McAfee got choked out. Well

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<v Speaker 2>during I didn't watch WrestleMania. I can zero in on

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<v Speaker 2>this part though, that I do know now that John

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<v Speaker 2>Cena is a heel. He's hated now yeah, as he

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<v Speaker 2>turned uh, he's still won. This is where we're trying

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<v Speaker 2>to figure out whether or not he was doing you know,

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<v Speaker 2>heal mode here or was being honest about claiming he's

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<v Speaker 2>been bullied by fans, which is what caused him to

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<v Speaker 2>get a hair trance plant in November of last year.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so Sena has had this bald spot for a while,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, and and fans of wrestling, we're bullying you,

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<v Speaker 3>a big, big man, and.

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<v Speaker 2>They're showing up with signs and stuff, and he's playing

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<v Speaker 2>that they've been bullying me. And that's why I went

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<v Speaker 2>and got the hair transplant done. Probably I doubt it

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<v Speaker 2>has anything to do with the acting part of his persona,

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<v Speaker 2>but anyway, so that's where we're at. How do you

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<v Speaker 2>approach this? He's a heel now, he is this John Cena.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, Happy birthday, John Cena. Coincidentally it's his

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<v Speaker 2>forty eighth birthday today. Here's some hair plugs.

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<v Speaker 3>Blow out the hair plugs on the no, So explain

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<v Speaker 3>to the non wrestlers what a heel is? Bad guy? Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>sad guy. So he's been now he's able the bad guy, because.

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<v Speaker 2>What can a bad guy be bullied as well? That's

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<v Speaker 2>the question that's being post here. Is this all part

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<v Speaker 2>of his wrestling persona current persona?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is all stick. That's the thing about wrestlers.

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<v Speaker 3>You can do anything you want, and they just say,

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<v Speaker 3>oh no, that was my wrestling.

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<v Speaker 4>Interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't watch him, but to John seeing bulk back

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<v Speaker 3>up for WrestleMania, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't know, he's always been big.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know. It's just I'm just reading it

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<v Speaker 3>as I see it. It's true. His bald spot was

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<v Speaker 3>was gone at Mania, right, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you got plugs.

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<v Speaker 3>How about Pat accusing or how about a sena accusing

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<v Speaker 3>Pat being super high on TV all the time and

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<v Speaker 3>Pat mcabe he was calling him out seeing it was.

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<v Speaker 4>Finally there's this.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, bad enough.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got these New York brothers, younger and older brother.

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<v Speaker 2>They both end up getting arrested. They lived together. Thirty

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<v Speaker 2>seven year old named Christopher Banks recently got arrested in

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<v Speaker 2>New York State for child pornography. Terrible scumbag, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>lives with his older brother in the small town of nineveh.

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<v Speaker 2>Cops raided their home, seized their electronics. The brother is

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<v Speaker 2>thirty eight year old Mark Banks, and now he's in

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<v Speaker 2>trouble too, but.

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<v Speaker 4>Not for child pornography.

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<v Speaker 1>For what.

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<v Speaker 2>While they were searching the gadgets with the search warrant,

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<v Speaker 2>they came across an old video of Mark getting it

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<v Speaker 2>on with a cow.

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<v Speaker 3>These guys should make a wrestling team.

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<v Speaker 2>He admitted it in a written statement to police. He

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<v Speaker 2>said he's worked on a farm for twenty two years

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<v Speaker 2>and quote, when I was younger, I had sex with

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<v Speaker 2>a cow.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>He blamed it on urges and claimed with some one

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<v Speaker 2>time thing. He's now facing up to a year in jail,

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<v Speaker 2>while his child pornography brother facing up to four years.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you only get four years for child pornography?

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<v Speaker 3>Put both these guys on the island with all the

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<v Speaker 3>purge that we're going a nuclear bomb soon. That is

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<v Speaker 3>utterly sick. Sorry, I had to cow. Yeah, the farm, Pat,

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<v Speaker 3>you're at the farm?

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<v Speaker 4>He got it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm asking.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we never even crossed my mind.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm I'm asking of the animals. Old McDonald's had

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<v Speaker 3>a farm on this On this farm, there was a cow,

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<v Speaker 3>then there was a horse, and there was a Pig.

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<v Speaker 4>No No pig Like a Pig.

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