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<v Speaker 1>We are obsessed with delC and all the trashy reality

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<v Speaker 1>TV three cap three cap, It's a cap. The Last

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<v Speaker 1>Resort is Funinally, Hey, I know this freecap is late.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I had a very hectic, busy week,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm here. Your Queen Potato is here, and now

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<v Speaker 1>it's finally time to sit down and talk about season two,

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<v Speaker 1>episode one of the Last Resort. First, let's go over

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<v Speaker 1>which couples are here. It's Robin, Sophie, Jasmine and Gino,

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<v Speaker 1>Brandon and Julia, Ari and Binnie and Natalie and Josh.

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<v Speaker 1>And here are my initial thoughts of all the couples.

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<v Speaker 1>So Robin, Sophie and Jasmine and Gino, I mean, we

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<v Speaker 1>all know they are train wrecks. However, we just saw

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<v Speaker 1>them on the last season of Happily ever After. Why

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<v Speaker 1>do we need to see them already again? Give us

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<v Speaker 1>some time to miss you, But here we are. They

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<v Speaker 1>have to come back, And I'm pretty sure it's because

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<v Speaker 1>by now they're already divorced or separated, and they were

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<v Speaker 1>on the brink and this was literally their last resort.

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<v Speaker 1>It was their very last chance to try, but not

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<v Speaker 1>really just try to see if things would work, and

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<v Speaker 1>they were gonna split up before splitting up. Now Brandon

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<v Speaker 1>and Julia and Ari and Binnie. I haven't kept up

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<v Speaker 1>with them. I haven't been following them on social so

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really know what they've been up to. However,

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<v Speaker 1>I just kind of assume that everything was fine, Things

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<v Speaker 1>were okay, very boring. Why are they here? Bu bu

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<v Speaker 1>bu bu? But after hearing about what their marital issues are,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm interested. Now Brandon and Julia are faced with a

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<v Speaker 1>very common problem that a lot of couples are having

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<v Speaker 1>these days. It's the issue on kids. Brandon wants to

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<v Speaker 1>have kids, Julia not so much anymore. And I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like this is because it's a very very real issue.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so interested and seeing how that plays out now

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<v Speaker 1>Arian Binny oh oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa who knew

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<v Speaker 1>that they would be the dumpster fire. It might be

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<v Speaker 1>even worse than Jasmine and Gino, worse than Sophie and Rob.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, am I speaking too soon? We'll find out.

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<v Speaker 1>Natalie and Josh, I mean, why are they here? Like, literally,

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<v Speaker 1>why are they here? They could not have been first choice.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like they're replacing a couple that didn't make

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<v Speaker 1>it or something, because everybody and their mother knows that

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<v Speaker 1>Natalie and Josh were never a real couple. They were

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<v Speaker 1>just f buddies. Okay, the episode begins, and the very

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<v Speaker 1>first thing I noticed is the budget increased. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody looks fabulous in their interview scenes, you know, the ITM,

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<v Speaker 1>the confessionals, whatever you want to call it, because usually

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<v Speaker 1>on the ninety day shows, they don't look that great.

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<v Speaker 1>Their makeup, their hair, the angle, the color grading like,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't look the best. The lighting sucks. That's either

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<v Speaker 1>really harsh or uneven. But in this show, oh, they

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<v Speaker 1>look fabulous, fabul liss. The lighting is amazing, incredible, their makeup,

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<v Speaker 1>their hair that angles, everything is giving ooh it is

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<v Speaker 1>giving expensive. I see that they're still going with the

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<v Speaker 1>white lotus theme, the like that weird music, uneasiness. The

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<v Speaker 1>very first to arrive at the resort are Gino and Jasmine.

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<v Speaker 1>They check into the hotel, they learned that breakfast is

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<v Speaker 1>not free, so they have to pay for it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, are you kidding? TLC is not paying for

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<v Speaker 1>their meals? Please tell me this is a joke. Polease

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<v Speaker 1>tell me that is not true, because that would be insane.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's true. I think that was just

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<v Speaker 1>for the bit. I refuse to believe that they have

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<v Speaker 1>to pay for breakfast. Next couple to arrive are Natalie

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<v Speaker 1>and h They arrive separately, of course, because they're not together,

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<v Speaker 1>and I cannot believe that she and Josh have been

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<v Speaker 1>on and off for three years. That is way too

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<v Speaker 1>long to be effing around. Once they see each other

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<v Speaker 1>face to face, they're very friendly. So apparently this is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be their last chance at seeing if Josh

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<v Speaker 1>is ready to commit or not. We all know that's

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<v Speaker 1>a bullshit storyline. We all know he's not okay, he

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<v Speaker 1>never was. And with Natalie, I can't tell. Sometimes I

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<v Speaker 1>really do feel like she does have the biggest crush

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<v Speaker 1>on him, and she really does like him, and she

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<v Speaker 1>really would in her de Lulu head want to get

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<v Speaker 1>married to him and have his kids and YadA, YadA, YadA.

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<v Speaker 1>But Josh is he's just doing it for the paycheck.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just doing it to be on TV. In his interview,

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<v Speaker 1>he talks about his son's accident right after they finished

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<v Speaker 1>filming their last season. His son lost his leg and

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<v Speaker 1>his son's friend passed away and that is absolutely tragic.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember hearing about this on the news and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>very sad. And so apparently that's actually how they reconnected.

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<v Speaker 1>She reached out and she really was there for him

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<v Speaker 1>during his time of need, and apparently they got back

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<v Speaker 1>in touch for month now, which is giving again fake.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like they were invited to be on the

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<v Speaker 1>show like a month ago, and then they got back

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<v Speaker 1>in touch and they started talking because they were gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be on the new season of the Last Resort. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm thinking. The next couple, my absolute favorite of

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<v Speaker 1>all the couples on The Stupid Retreat, Stacy and Florian.

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<v Speaker 1>They're my Brittany and Justin. They're my Angelina and Brad.

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<v Speaker 1>They walk in looking super stylish. I love Stacy's look

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<v Speaker 1>head to toe. I love her bedazzled boots, love love love.

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<v Speaker 1>I would never wear them, but I just love it

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<v Speaker 1>on her and Florian. He has some nice, bright new teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>We learned that recently Stacy got super sick and she

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<v Speaker 1>had a kidney issue. You guys, she almost lost her kidney.

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<v Speaker 1>And while she was sick, Florian was not home much.

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<v Speaker 1>He was going out more, spending less time at home like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fork, that's awful, Get a divorce, Stacy, get

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<v Speaker 1>a divorce. He's already checked out. He does even want

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<v Speaker 1>to be there, Like you can just tell he wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>even there for her when she was sick. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>we all know by now. Okay, I told you guys

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<v Speaker 1>in one of my last videos. Statistics say that men

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<v Speaker 1>leave their wives or their girlfriends or their partners when

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<v Speaker 1>they get sick or when they have cancer or terminal illness.

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<v Speaker 1>Blah blah blah. Next couple to arrive are Sophie and

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<v Speaker 1>Rob and there by the pool, he's playing as bongos

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<v Speaker 1>on Sophie and like he was rubbing her butt NonStop,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm just like, do we have to see this

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<v Speaker 1>for twelve minutes? Why do we have to see Rob

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<v Speaker 1>rubbing her ass for this long? And we're only like

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<v Speaker 1>seven minutes in, and every single couple so far that

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<v Speaker 1>we've met are already bickering and fighting. Love that next

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<v Speaker 1>to Brandon and Julia haven't seen them in so long,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't really think that we'd ever see them again, but

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<v Speaker 1>not complaining. Jasmine and Gino haven't slept in the same

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<v Speaker 1>bed in eight months, and that also means that they

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<v Speaker 1>haven't had schmecks in eight months and they've been married

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<v Speaker 1>for twelve months. It's not like they've been married for

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<v Speaker 1>twenty years and they haven't had schmecks in the last

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<v Speaker 1>eight months. They've been married for twelve months and they

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<v Speaker 1>haven't had schmecks in eight months. Ari and Binnie have

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<v Speaker 1>been married for two years, and it honestly, I was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of shocked that it was only two years. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like they've been married forever. Apparently things have been

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<v Speaker 1>so so, so, so so bad that they've been separated

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<v Speaker 1>and they haven't spoken in four months. Josh and Natalie

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<v Speaker 1>are looking cozy. I think Natalie just naturally gets into

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend mode when she sees him because she's never gotten

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<v Speaker 1>over him. I feel like he's the one guy that

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<v Speaker 1>she can't get and that she can't get over until

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<v Speaker 1>she's now. That doesn't make sense because she has been

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<v Speaker 1>under him. But you guys know what I mean, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And I can't tell if Josh's attractive or not because

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes I find him like attractive and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he's cute, but then at other times I'm like objectively looking,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like not so much. Brandon and Julia are

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<v Speaker 1>in the bathtub. They're mocking Jasmine and Gino about the tosaki.

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<v Speaker 1>He massages her feet and I don't know what happened

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<v Speaker 1>to her feet because they looked kind of, uh dirty.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what was going on. But then I realized, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it could be tann lines because I get them during

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<v Speaker 1>the summer because of my crocs, and my feet be

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<v Speaker 1>looking real funky, like they actually look so dirty because

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<v Speaker 1>of the tan lines, and I wonder if that's what

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<v Speaker 1>happened to her feet. But like, honestly, if I knew

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<v Speaker 1>that I was gonna be on TV, I would take

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<v Speaker 1>care of that. I would be doing sunscreen, sunblock, wearing

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<v Speaker 1>socks so that my feet don't look like that. Stacy

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<v Speaker 1>and Florian arrive at the bar, and oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I loved her dress. It was very pilgrim chic. She's

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<v Speaker 1>worried that Florian's gonna come off rude, because that's how

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<v Speaker 1>he always comes off, and he's like, no, no, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just blunt. Brandon and Julia join Stacy and Florian at

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<v Speaker 1>the bar and she's like, I know you. Oh my god, Stacey.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if she thought that was Darcy because like, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>with all the plastic surgeries that Stacy and Darcy have had,

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard to tell who's who, only because they've changed

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<v Speaker 1>so much from their original faces. It's like every new

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<v Speaker 1>season they had a different face. But like a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people, if they don't if they haven't watched Darcy

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<v Speaker 1>and Stacy, they don't really know who Stacy is. They

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<v Speaker 1>only know Darcy. So anyway, Julie was like screaming up

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<v Speaker 1>and Floria Floria. Florian is immediately annoyed. He's like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, she has such a such a very annoying voice.

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<v Speaker 1>He's such a dick. Ari arrives at the bar alone.

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<v Speaker 1>Benny's still not there. Darcy knew that they were going

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<v Speaker 1>through trouble because she saw stuff on social media, pictures

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<v Speaker 1>of Benny with another girl, kissing another girl, And I

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<v Speaker 1>had no idea. When I saw those pictures, I was like, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>he posted pictures like that while they were married. Did

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<v Speaker 1>she just happen to see them or were they already

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<v Speaker 1>like separated? I need to know more details. I need

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<v Speaker 1>spcificity specificities. Whoa oh brain fart. Then Natalie and Josh

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<v Speaker 1>arrive at the bar, Julia and Natalie have beef because

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<v Speaker 1>they got into it at a prior tell all. Florian

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<v Speaker 1>tries to start some shit by telling Natalie that Julia

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<v Speaker 1>missed her so much. Julia pulls Natalie aside to hash

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<v Speaker 1>things out, and as soon as they sit down, Natalie

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<v Speaker 1>asks Julia if she's pregnant because she got bigger? What what?

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, First of no, m mmmmm girl, m nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

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<v Speaker 1>The way I would woo the thing is, y'all know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a big, big, big potato, right, I'm a chunky monkey.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like a big fluffy potato, and like that's a fact.

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<v Speaker 1>So like you can call me big because I am

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<v Speaker 1>a big potato. I don't care. But if you use

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<v Speaker 1>it in a way to bash me, that's when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get mad. Okay, So that was really fucking bitchy

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<v Speaker 1>of Natalie to do that, But Julia keeps it cool,

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<v Speaker 1>she keeps the calm, she doesn't retaliate. She actually ends

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<v Speaker 1>up apologizing for lashing out at her at the tell all,

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<v Speaker 1>and she extended an olive branch and they hug it out.

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<v Speaker 1>A plus for Julia, f for Natalie. Then Jasmine and

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<v Speaker 1>Gino join. Julia loves Jasmine and she's like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>she looks like a porn star, but in a good way,

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<v Speaker 1>like the good kind. I mean, I don't think you

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<v Speaker 1>should say all porn stars. They're like, there are bad

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<v Speaker 1>porn stars, like what? No. I didn't like that, but

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<v Speaker 1>I did love how Julia looked at Brandon and she

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, oh my god, Julia is like sunshine.

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<v Speaker 1>She's bright and energetic, and Brandon is like a fart.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody wants to be around a fart. You know what?

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<v Speaker 1>I love watching them mingle. I want to know who

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<v Speaker 1>and who's talked before, who's hung out, who's friends with

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<v Speaker 1>who like? I just love watching that. Did you guys

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<v Speaker 1>catch how Natalie told Jasmine that she loved her ass

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<v Speaker 1>and asked her if they were done by operation or

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<v Speaker 1>if they were done by working out, and Jasmine was like, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and Natalie was like, oh, you worked out, and she goes, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Natalie goes, oh, you have to teach me, Josh, I

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<v Speaker 1>want a big booty foresh Then Robin Sophie joined, and

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<v Speaker 1>Natalie describes Sophie as trying so hard to be sexy.

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<v Speaker 1>I found that very interesting. Natalie is a mean girl.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, I don't think Sophie is a sexy, but

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<v Speaker 1>she just says to be shick. She rade, do you

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<v Speaker 1>think she's sexy? You think Sophie's sexy? And Josh is like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not answering. This is a trap, no comment. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think I've ever seen Natalie this way. I've maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's because we haven't seen Natalie around other women, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting super judgy, mean girl vibes from Natalie. I've

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<v Speaker 1>we learned that he lives in Las Vegas. He works

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<v Speaker 1>forgot that he was training to be an MMA fighter.

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<v Speaker 1>In his last season, he goes around and greets everybody

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<v Speaker 1>with a warm hug until he gets to Ari and

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<v Speaker 1>he it's so awkward. He's like, and then he puts

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<v Speaker 1>and oh my god, it was so awkward. She's like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're just gonna give me a handshake? The mother

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<v Speaker 1>of your child up ooh. Ari is super hurt that

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<v Speaker 1>he greeted every single other person with a hug except

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<v Speaker 1>for her. Sophie shares that Josh slid into her DMS

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<v Speaker 1>right after she married him, and then he invited her

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<v Speaker 1>out to Vegas. He said that he would fly her

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<v Speaker 1>out and then he'd respond to her stories with like

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<v Speaker 1>fire and hard eye emojis. And Rob knows all this,

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<v Speaker 1>so he thinks Josh is a very shady player. Side note,

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<v Speaker 1>this must be where Josh and Rob met for the

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<v Speaker 1>first time, and then they became bros and friends, and

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<v Speaker 1>then they started that boy band group, Ninety Day Bad Boys.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, this story is so whack. So Ari

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<v Speaker 1>was managing bnny social media while he was doing mma

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<v Speaker 1>fighting training and doing stuntwork to help him get jobs

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<v Speaker 1>and manage his social media, but then she found out

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<v Speaker 1>that he was messaging other women, so she got mad

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<v Speaker 1>and then changed all his passwords and locked him out

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<v Speaker 1>of all his social media accounts and he never got

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<v Speaker 1>it back. So the first thing he says when he

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<v Speaker 1>gets to the retreat, he's like, hey, so give me

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<v Speaker 1>my social media passwords. And she's like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>all you care about is social media passwords. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's very messed up that she's holding his social media passwords. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I get that she's angry. I absolutely do believe that

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<v Speaker 1>he cheated, but I do think that she needs to

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<v Speaker 1>give all his passwords back to him and just end things.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wipe the slate, clean, move on. Girlfriend. When she

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<v Speaker 1>was in the bed eating her lunch or salad and

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<v Speaker 1>she had like all that food over her mouth, it

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<v Speaker 1>drew me crazy, like I wanted to take a napkin

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<v Speaker 1>and just wipe her mouth. And Jeremy crazy is I

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as he asked her for his passwords, she

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<v Speaker 1>walked away crying. She's like, he's trying to make me

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<v Speaker 1>look like the bad person. He's trying to make me

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<v Speaker 1>look crazy. Girl, give him his passwords. It's therapy time. Finally.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to find out what everyone's problems are.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the therapists is the same as last season,

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<v Speaker 1>but the other two are new. But what's really funny

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<v Speaker 1>is that the blonde lady I felt looked just like

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<v Speaker 1>the blonde lady from last season who looked like Jenny.

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<v Speaker 1>Did anyone else think so? Or am I just blind?

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone talks about why they're in therapy. So Brandon and

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<v Speaker 1>Julia talk about how Brandon wants kids and Julia initially

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<v Speaker 1>wanted kids, but she doesn't want them anymore, and because

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<v Speaker 1>of that, they fight a lot and don't have schmucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Jasmine and Gino have been growing apart ever since they

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<v Speaker 1>got married, and it's so crazy how that can happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, they were waiting and waiting just to get

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<v Speaker 1>married so that they can spend the rest of their

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<v Speaker 1>lives together. But once they got married went to shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Like they fight every single day, every single minute of

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<v Speaker 1>every single day. They haven't been intimate in eight months,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to say even more than that, because

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<v Speaker 1>before they got married they were having intimacy issues like

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<v Speaker 1>for a while. So diamn recently, when they got into

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<v Speaker 1>a fight, she left the house and spent the night,

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<v Speaker 1>or actually three nights in a row, somewhere else and

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<v Speaker 1>she hasn't told him where she went. That's messed up.

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<v Speaker 1>Rob and Sophie. They've been fighting before they got married,

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<v Speaker 1>when they got married, and then after they got married,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're still fighting. They have trust issues, they have

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<v Speaker 1>communication issues, they have all kinds of issues. They have

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<v Speaker 1>issues with everything pretty much, and this is their very

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<v Speaker 1>last try to see if they can make it work,

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<v Speaker 1>which we already know it ain't gonna work. Sophie doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>know this yet, but Rob already decided that he's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>move back to La So by the end of the retreat,

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<v Speaker 1>she's either gonna have to go with him or stay

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<v Speaker 1>back in Texas. He doesn't care, he's gonna go. Natalie's

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<v Speaker 1>been waiting around for Josh to commit for three years,

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<v Speaker 1>and Josh is just how having fun. He's playing in

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<v Speaker 1>the field. He has an excuse for everything. He's not ready,

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah. He's hanging out with Natalie while she's

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<v Speaker 1>thinking there's hope for something in the future because she's delusional.

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<v Speaker 1>So apparently this is their last shot again Stacy and Florian.

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<v Speaker 1>Florian parties a lot. He'll also flirt with other women

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<v Speaker 1>in front of her. One day when he went out,

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<v Speaker 1>he came home and he had makeup on his shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the makeup seemed very, very, very faint. Also, it

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<v Speaker 1>could have been from like an innocent hug. But I

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<v Speaker 1>totally forgot Florian cheated before. It was one of the

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<v Speaker 1>first seasons of Darcy and Stacy where she saw the pictures.

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<v Speaker 1>He was in bed with another woman and she was

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<v Speaker 1>in lingerie. So yeah, given his history, I can absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>understand why Stacy is paranoid. Ari and Bennie. According to Ari,

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<v Speaker 1>she has concrete evidence that he cheated, but he keeps

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<v Speaker 1>denying it. He's like, no, I never cheated, you're lying.

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<v Speaker 1>You're crazy. According to Bennie keeps him in a very

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<v Speaker 1>tight cage and tries to control him, and she's only

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<v Speaker 1>here on the show to drag his name through the

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<v Speaker 1>mud and that she's a liar. After everyone shares their

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<v Speaker 1>problems with the group, Robin Sophie realized that their marriage

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't seem so bad after all, especially after everybody aired

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<v Speaker 1>out their dirty laundry. They're like, oh my god, we

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<v Speaker 1>thought we were bad. We have it pretty good. Gino

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<v Speaker 1>and Jasmine get into a fight in their hotel room

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<v Speaker 1>because he asked her where she was when she left

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<v Speaker 1>the house for three nights, and Jasmine said don't ask

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<v Speaker 1>me questions. You don't want the answers to what is

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<v Speaker 1>that supposed to mean? I mean that can only mean

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<v Speaker 1>one thing. And he's like, did you cheat on me? Chanceman?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I forgot to do my geno voices

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<v Speaker 1>whole time. Ah. And he's like, gansman, did you cheat

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<v Speaker 1>on me? Genansman? Because if you did, then we don't

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<v Speaker 1>need to be here. We don't need to be here

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<v Speaker 1>at all. We just need to be done. And she says,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna find out, don't worry. Benny and Ari go

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<v Speaker 1>back and forth about him wanting his social media passwords

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<v Speaker 1>and Ari wanting him to admit that he cheated. They

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<v Speaker 1>go back and forth, back and forth. She's mad that

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<v Speaker 1>all he cares about is a social media so she

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<v Speaker 1>kicks him out of the bedroom. That was a great

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<v Speaker 1>first episode. I know the first half was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>slow in the sense that they were catching everyone up

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<v Speaker 1>about the relationship history, and some people need it because

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<v Speaker 1>they haven't watched some of these couple seasons, Like I know,

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<v Speaker 1>Boba Belly. She has no idea who Brandon and Julie are.

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<v Speaker 1>She has no idea who Ari and Bennie are. She

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know Stacy and Georgie and not Georgie, Stacey and Florian.

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<v Speaker 1>So she had a lot of catching up to do. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>not really catching up, because it's not like she watched

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<v Speaker 1>prior seasons just for this show, but she had to

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<v Speaker 1>like absorb a lot of information. So yeah, the first

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<v Speaker 1>episode was like catch up heavy. Tld are heavy, but

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<v Speaker 1>going forward it should be problem after problem after drama

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<v Speaker 1>after drama and I am here for it a weak excited.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, that's it for the Last Resort Season two,

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<v Speaker 1>episode one. What did you guys think? Let me know

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<v Speaker 1>all your thoughts, comments, and I will talk to you

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<v Speaker 1>in the next one. Bye. It's three cap, it's three cap.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a free cap.