Speaker 1: We are obsessed with delC and all the trashy reality
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Speaker 1: Resort is Funinally, Hey, I know this freecap is late.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I had a very hectic, busy week,
Speaker 1: but I'm here. Your Queen Potato is here, and now
Speaker 1: it's finally time to sit down and talk about season two,
Speaker 1: episode one of the Last Resort. First, let's go over
Speaker 1: which couples are here. It's Robin, Sophie, Jasmine and Gino,
Speaker 1: Brandon and Julia, Ari and Binnie and Natalie and Josh.
Speaker 1: And here are my initial thoughts of all the couples.
Speaker 1: So Robin, Sophie and Jasmine and Gino, I mean, we
Speaker 1: all know they are train wrecks. However, we just saw
Speaker 1: them on the last season of Happily ever After. Why
Speaker 1: do we need to see them already again? Give us
Speaker 1: some time to miss you, But here we are. They
Speaker 1: have to come back, And I'm pretty sure it's because
Speaker 1: by now they're already divorced or separated, and they were
Speaker 1: on the brink and this was literally their last resort.
Speaker 1: It was their very last chance to try, but not
Speaker 1: really just try to see if things would work, and
Speaker 1: they were gonna split up before splitting up. Now Brandon
Speaker 1: and Julia and Ari and Binnie. I haven't kept up
Speaker 1: with them. I haven't been following them on social so
Speaker 1: I don't really know what they've been up to. However,
Speaker 1: I just kind of assume that everything was fine, Things
Speaker 1: were okay, very boring. Why are they here? Bu bu
Speaker 1: bu bu? But after hearing about what their marital issues are,
Speaker 1: I'm interested. Now Brandon and Julia are faced with a
Speaker 1: very common problem that a lot of couples are having
Speaker 1: these days. It's the issue on kids. Brandon wants to
Speaker 1: have kids, Julia not so much anymore. And I feel
Speaker 1: like this is because it's a very very real issue.
Speaker 1: I'm so interested and seeing how that plays out now
Speaker 1: Arian Binny oh oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa who knew
Speaker 1: that they would be the dumpster fire. It might be
Speaker 1: even worse than Jasmine and Gino, worse than Sophie and Rob.
Speaker 1: I don't know, am I speaking too soon? We'll find out.
Speaker 1: Natalie and Josh, I mean, why are they here? Like, literally,
Speaker 1: why are they here? They could not have been first choice.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're replacing a couple that didn't make
Speaker 1: it or something, because everybody and their mother knows that
Speaker 1: Natalie and Josh were never a real couple. They were
Speaker 1: just f buddies. Okay, the episode begins, and the very
Speaker 1: first thing I noticed is the budget increased. First of all,
Speaker 1: everybody looks fabulous in their interview scenes, you know, the ITM,
Speaker 1: the confessionals, whatever you want to call it, because usually
Speaker 1: on the ninety day shows, they don't look that great.
Speaker 1: Their makeup, their hair, the angle, the color grading like,
Speaker 1: they don't look the best. The lighting sucks. That's either
Speaker 1: really harsh or uneven. But in this show, oh, they
Speaker 1: look fabulous, fabul liss. The lighting is amazing, incredible, their makeup,
Speaker 1: their hair that angles, everything is giving ooh it is
Speaker 1: giving expensive. I see that they're still going with the
Speaker 1: white lotus theme, the like that weird music, uneasiness. The
Speaker 1: very first to arrive at the resort are Gino and Jasmine.
Speaker 1: They check into the hotel, they learned that breakfast is
Speaker 1: not free, so they have to pay for it, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, are you kidding? TLC is not paying for
Speaker 1: their meals? Please tell me this is a joke. Polease
Speaker 1: tell me that is not true, because that would be insane.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's true. I think that was just
Speaker 1: for the bit. I refuse to believe that they have
Speaker 1: to pay for breakfast. Next couple to arrive are Natalie
Speaker 1: and h They arrive separately, of course, because they're not together,
Speaker 1: and I cannot believe that she and Josh have been
Speaker 1: on and off for three years. That is way too
Speaker 1: long to be effing around. Once they see each other
Speaker 1: face to face, they're very friendly. So apparently this is
Speaker 1: going to be their last chance at seeing if Josh
Speaker 1: is ready to commit or not. We all know that's
Speaker 1: a bullshit storyline. We all know he's not okay, he
Speaker 1: never was. And with Natalie, I can't tell. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: really do feel like she does have the biggest crush
Speaker 1: on him, and she really does like him, and she
Speaker 1: really would in her de Lulu head want to get
Speaker 1: married to him and have his kids and YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 1: But Josh is he's just doing it for the paycheck.
Speaker 1: He's just doing it to be on TV. In his interview,
Speaker 1: he talks about his son's accident right after they finished
Speaker 1: filming their last season. His son lost his leg and
Speaker 1: his son's friend passed away and that is absolutely tragic.
Speaker 1: I remember hearing about this on the news and yeah,
Speaker 1: very sad. And so apparently that's actually how they reconnected.
Speaker 1: She reached out and she really was there for him
Speaker 1: during his time of need, and apparently they got back
Speaker 1: in touch for month now, which is giving again fake.
Speaker 1: I feel like they were invited to be on the
Speaker 1: show like a month ago, and then they got back
Speaker 1: in touch and they started talking because they were gonna
Speaker 1: be on the new season of the Last Resort. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking. The next couple, my absolute favorite of
Speaker 1: all the couples on The Stupid Retreat, Stacy and Florian.
Speaker 1: They're my Brittany and Justin. They're my Angelina and Brad.
Speaker 1: They walk in looking super stylish. I love Stacy's look
Speaker 1: head to toe. I love her bedazzled boots, love love love.
Speaker 1: I would never wear them, but I just love it
Speaker 1: on her and Florian. He has some nice, bright new teeth.
Speaker 1: We learned that recently Stacy got super sick and she
Speaker 1: had a kidney issue. You guys, she almost lost her kidney.
Speaker 1: And while she was sick, Florian was not home much.
Speaker 1: He was going out more, spending less time at home like,
Speaker 1: what the fork, that's awful, Get a divorce, Stacy, get
Speaker 1: a divorce. He's already checked out. He does even want
Speaker 1: to be there, Like you can just tell he wasn't
Speaker 1: even there for her when she was sick. Okay, and
Speaker 1: we all know by now. Okay, I told you guys
Speaker 1: in one of my last videos. Statistics say that men
Speaker 1: leave their wives or their girlfriends or their partners when
Speaker 1: they get sick or when they have cancer or terminal illness.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. Next couple to arrive are Sophie and
Speaker 1: Rob and there by the pool, he's playing as bongos
Speaker 1: on Sophie and like he was rubbing her butt NonStop,
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, do we have to see this
Speaker 1: for twelve minutes? Why do we have to see Rob
Speaker 1: rubbing her ass for this long? And we're only like
Speaker 1: seven minutes in, and every single couple so far that
Speaker 1: we've met are already bickering and fighting. Love that next
Speaker 1: to Brandon and Julia haven't seen them in so long,
Speaker 1: didn't really think that we'd ever see them again, but
Speaker 1: not complaining. Jasmine and Gino haven't slept in the same
Speaker 1: bed in eight months, and that also means that they
Speaker 1: haven't had schmecks in eight months and they've been married
Speaker 1: for twelve months. It's not like they've been married for
Speaker 1: twenty years and they haven't had schmecks in the last
Speaker 1: eight months. They've been married for twelve months and they
Speaker 1: haven't had schmecks in eight months. Ari and Binnie have
Speaker 1: been married for two years, and it honestly, I was
Speaker 1: kind of shocked that it was only two years. I
Speaker 1: feel like they've been married forever. Apparently things have been
Speaker 1: so so, so, so so bad that they've been separated
Speaker 1: and they haven't spoken in four months. Josh and Natalie
Speaker 1: are looking cozy. I think Natalie just naturally gets into
Speaker 1: girlfriend mode when she sees him because she's never gotten
Speaker 1: over him. I feel like he's the one guy that
Speaker 1: she can't get and that she can't get over until
Speaker 1: she's now. That doesn't make sense because she has been
Speaker 1: under him. But you guys know what I mean, right,
Speaker 1: And I can't tell if Josh's attractive or not because
Speaker 1: sometimes I find him like attractive and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's cute, but then at other times I'm like objectively looking,
Speaker 1: and I'm like not so much. Brandon and Julia are
Speaker 1: in the bathtub. They're mocking Jasmine and Gino about the tosaki.
Speaker 1: He massages her feet and I don't know what happened
Speaker 1: to her feet because they looked kind of, uh dirty.
Speaker 1: I don't know what was going on. But then I realized, oh,
Speaker 1: it could be tann lines because I get them during
Speaker 1: the summer because of my crocs, and my feet be
Speaker 1: looking real funky, like they actually look so dirty because
Speaker 1: of the tan lines, and I wonder if that's what
Speaker 1: happened to her feet. But like, honestly, if I knew
Speaker 1: that I was gonna be on TV, I would take
Speaker 1: care of that. I would be doing sunscreen, sunblock, wearing
Speaker 1: socks so that my feet don't look like that. Stacy
Speaker 1: and Florian arrive at the bar, and oh my god,
Speaker 1: I loved her dress. It was very pilgrim chic. She's
Speaker 1: worried that Florian's gonna come off rude, because that's how
Speaker 1: he always comes off, and he's like, no, no, I'm
Speaker 1: just blunt. Brandon and Julia join Stacy and Florian at
Speaker 1: the bar and she's like, I know you. Oh my god, Stacey.
Speaker 1: I wonder if she thought that was Darcy because like, honestly,
Speaker 1: with all the plastic surgeries that Stacy and Darcy have had,
Speaker 1: it's hard to tell who's who, only because they've changed
Speaker 1: so much from their original faces. It's like every new
Speaker 1: season they had a different face. But like a lot
Speaker 1: of people, if they don't if they haven't watched Darcy
Speaker 1: and Stacy, they don't really know who Stacy is. They
Speaker 1: only know Darcy. So anyway, Julie was like screaming up
Speaker 1: and Floria Floria. Florian is immediately annoyed. He's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, she has such a such a very annoying voice.
Speaker 1: He's such a dick. Ari arrives at the bar alone.
Speaker 1: Benny's still not there. Darcy knew that they were going
Speaker 1: through trouble because she saw stuff on social media, pictures
Speaker 1: of Benny with another girl, kissing another girl, And I
Speaker 1: had no idea. When I saw those pictures, I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: he posted pictures like that while they were married. Did
Speaker 1: she just happen to see them or were they already
Speaker 1: like separated? I need to know more details. I need
Speaker 1: spcificity specificities. Whoa oh brain fart. Then Natalie and Josh
Speaker 1: arrive at the bar, Julia and Natalie have beef because
Speaker 1: they got into it at a prior tell all. Florian
Speaker 1: tries to start some shit by telling Natalie that Julia
Speaker 1: missed her so much. Julia pulls Natalie aside to hash
Speaker 1: things out, and as soon as they sit down, Natalie
Speaker 1: asks Julia if she's pregnant because she got bigger? What what?
Speaker 1: First of all, First of no, m mmmmm girl, m nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 1: The way I would woo the thing is, y'all know,
Speaker 1: I'm a big, big, big potato, right, I'm a chunky monkey.
Speaker 1: I'm like a big fluffy potato, and like that's a fact.
Speaker 1: So like you can call me big because I am
Speaker 1: a big potato. I don't care. But if you use
Speaker 1: it in a way to bash me, that's when I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get mad. Okay, So that was really fucking bitchy
Speaker 1: of Natalie to do that, But Julia keeps it cool,
Speaker 1: she keeps the calm, she doesn't retaliate. She actually ends
Speaker 1: up apologizing for lashing out at her at the tell all,
Speaker 1: and she extended an olive branch and they hug it out.
Speaker 1: A plus for Julia, f for Natalie. Then Jasmine and
Speaker 1: Gino join. Julia loves Jasmine and she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: she looks like a porn star, but in a good way,
Speaker 1: like the good kind. I mean, I don't think you
Speaker 1: should say all porn stars. They're like, there are bad
Speaker 1: porn stars, like what? No. I didn't like that, but
Speaker 1: I did love how Julia looked at Brandon and she
Speaker 1: was like, what do you think and he goes, she
Speaker 1: looks expensive. I absolutely love how Jasmine describe Brandon and Julia.
Speaker 1: She was like, oh my god, Julia is like sunshine.
Speaker 1: She's bright and energetic, and Brandon is like a fart.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to be around a fart. You know what?
Speaker 1: My favorite part is when all these different cast members
Speaker 1: from different seasons get together. I love watching them interact.
Speaker 1: I love watching them mingle. I want to know who
Speaker 1: likes who. I want to know how they act around them,
Speaker 1: and who's talked before, who's hung out, who's friends with
Speaker 1: who like? I just love watching that. Did you guys
Speaker 1: catch how Natalie told Jasmine that she loved her ass
Speaker 1: and asked her if they were done by operation or
Speaker 1: if they were done by working out, and Jasmine was like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and Natalie was like, oh, you worked out, and she goes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Natalie goes, oh, you have to teach me, Josh, I
Speaker 1: want a big booty foresh Then Robin Sophie joined, and
Speaker 1: Natalie describes Sophie as trying so hard to be sexy.
Speaker 1: I found that very interesting. Natalie is a mean girl.
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't think Sophie is a sexy, but
Speaker 1: she just says to be shick. She rade, do you
Speaker 1: think she's sexy? You think Sophie's sexy? And Josh is like,
Speaker 1: I'm not answering. This is a trap, no comment. I
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever seen Natalie this way. I've maybe
Speaker 1: it's because we haven't seen Natalie around other women, but
Speaker 1: I'm getting super judgy, mean girl vibes from Natalie. I've
Speaker 1: never seen this side of her. Finally, Benny joins and
Speaker 1: we learned that he lives in Las Vegas. He works
Speaker 1: as an MMA fighter and a stunt performer. I totally
Speaker 1: forgot that he was training to be an MMA fighter.
Speaker 1: In his last season, he goes around and greets everybody
Speaker 1: with a warm hug until he gets to Ari and
Speaker 1: he it's so awkward. He's like, and then he puts
Speaker 1: out his hand and wants to give her a handshake,
Speaker 1: and oh my god, it was so awkward. She's like, Oh,
Speaker 1: so you're just gonna give me a handshake? The mother
Speaker 1: of your child up ooh. Ari is super hurt that
Speaker 1: he greeted every single other person with a hug except
Speaker 1: for her. Sophie shares that Josh slid into her DMS
Speaker 1: right after she married him, and then he invited her
Speaker 1: out to Vegas. He said that he would fly her
Speaker 1: out and then he'd respond to her stories with like
Speaker 1: fire and hard eye emojis. And Rob knows all this,
Speaker 1: so he thinks Josh is a very shady player. Side note,
Speaker 1: this must be where Josh and Rob met for the
Speaker 1: first time, and then they became bros and friends, and
Speaker 1: then they started that boy band group, Ninety Day Bad Boys.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this story is so whack. So Ari
Speaker 1: was managing bnny social media while he was doing mma
Speaker 1: fighting training and doing stuntwork to help him get jobs
Speaker 1: and manage his social media, but then she found out
Speaker 1: that he was messaging other women, so she got mad
Speaker 1: and then changed all his passwords and locked him out
Speaker 1: of all his social media accounts and he never got
Speaker 1: it back. So the first thing he says when he
Speaker 1: gets to the retreat, he's like, hey, so give me
Speaker 1: my social media passwords. And she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: all you care about is social media passwords. I think
Speaker 1: it's very messed up that she's holding his social media passwords. Like,
Speaker 1: I get that she's angry. I absolutely do believe that
Speaker 1: he cheated, but I do think that she needs to
Speaker 1: give all his passwords back to him and just end things.
Speaker 1: Oh wipe the slate, clean, move on. Girlfriend. When she
Speaker 1: was in the bed eating her lunch or salad and
Speaker 1: she had like all that food over her mouth, it
Speaker 1: drew me crazy, like I wanted to take a napkin
Speaker 1: and just wipe her mouth. And Jeremy crazy is I
Speaker 1: As soon as he asked her for his passwords, she
Speaker 1: walked away crying. She's like, he's trying to make me
Speaker 1: look like the bad person. He's trying to make me
Speaker 1: look crazy. Girl, give him his passwords. It's therapy time. Finally.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to find out what everyone's problems are.
Speaker 1: One of the therapists is the same as last season,
Speaker 1: but the other two are new. But what's really funny
Speaker 1: is that the blonde lady I felt looked just like
Speaker 1: the blonde lady from last season who looked like Jenny.
Speaker 1: Did anyone else think so? Or am I just blind?
Speaker 1: Everyone talks about why they're in therapy. So Brandon and
Speaker 1: Julia talk about how Brandon wants kids and Julia initially
Speaker 1: wanted kids, but she doesn't want them anymore, and because
Speaker 1: of that, they fight a lot and don't have schmucks.
Speaker 1: Jasmine and Gino have been growing apart ever since they
Speaker 1: got married, and it's so crazy how that can happen.
Speaker 1: I mean, they were waiting and waiting just to get
Speaker 1: married so that they can spend the rest of their
Speaker 1: lives together. But once they got married went to shit.
Speaker 1: Like they fight every single day, every single minute of
Speaker 1: every single day. They haven't been intimate in eight months,
Speaker 1: and I want to say even more than that, because
Speaker 1: before they got married they were having intimacy issues like
Speaker 1: for a while. So diamn recently, when they got into
Speaker 1: a fight, she left the house and spent the night,
Speaker 1: or actually three nights in a row, somewhere else and
Speaker 1: she hasn't told him where she went. That's messed up.
Speaker 1: Rob and Sophie. They've been fighting before they got married,
Speaker 1: when they got married, and then after they got married,
Speaker 1: and they're still fighting. They have trust issues, they have
Speaker 1: communication issues, they have all kinds of issues. They have
Speaker 1: issues with everything pretty much, and this is their very
Speaker 1: last try to see if they can make it work,
Speaker 1: which we already know it ain't gonna work. Sophie doesn't
Speaker 1: know this yet, but Rob already decided that he's gonna
Speaker 1: move back to La So by the end of the retreat,
Speaker 1: she's either gonna have to go with him or stay
Speaker 1: back in Texas. He doesn't care, he's gonna go. Natalie's
Speaker 1: been waiting around for Josh to commit for three years,
Speaker 1: and Josh is just how having fun. He's playing in
Speaker 1: the field. He has an excuse for everything. He's not ready,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. He's hanging out with Natalie while she's
Speaker 1: thinking there's hope for something in the future because she's delusional.
Speaker 1: So apparently this is their last shot again Stacy and Florian.
Speaker 1: Florian parties a lot. He'll also flirt with other women
Speaker 1: in front of her. One day when he went out,
Speaker 1: he came home and he had makeup on his shirt.
Speaker 1: Now the makeup seemed very, very, very faint. Also, it
Speaker 1: could have been from like an innocent hug. But I
Speaker 1: totally forgot Florian cheated before. It was one of the
Speaker 1: first seasons of Darcy and Stacy where she saw the pictures.
Speaker 1: He was in bed with another woman and she was
Speaker 1: in lingerie. So yeah, given his history, I can absolutely
Speaker 1: understand why Stacy is paranoid. Ari and Bennie. According to Ari,
Speaker 1: she has concrete evidence that he cheated, but he keeps
Speaker 1: denying it. He's like, no, I never cheated, you're lying.
Speaker 1: You're crazy. According to Bennie keeps him in a very
Speaker 1: tight cage and tries to control him, and she's only
Speaker 1: here on the show to drag his name through the
Speaker 1: mud and that she's a liar. After everyone shares their
Speaker 1: problems with the group, Robin Sophie realized that their marriage
Speaker 1: doesn't seem so bad after all, especially after everybody aired
Speaker 1: out their dirty laundry. They're like, oh my god, we
Speaker 1: thought we were bad. We have it pretty good. Gino
Speaker 1: and Jasmine get into a fight in their hotel room
Speaker 1: because he asked her where she was when she left
Speaker 1: the house for three nights, and Jasmine said don't ask
Speaker 1: me questions. You don't want the answers to what is
Speaker 1: that supposed to mean? I mean that can only mean
Speaker 1: one thing. And he's like, did you cheat on me? Chanceman?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I forgot to do my geno voices
Speaker 1: whole time. Ah. And he's like, gansman, did you cheat
Speaker 1: on me? Genansman? Because if you did, then we don't
Speaker 1: need to be here. We don't need to be here
Speaker 1: at all. We just need to be done. And she says,
Speaker 1: you're gonna find out, don't worry. Benny and Ari go
Speaker 1: back and forth about him wanting his social media passwords
Speaker 1: and Ari wanting him to admit that he cheated. They
Speaker 1: go back and forth, back and forth. She's mad that
Speaker 1: all he cares about is a social media so she
Speaker 1: kicks him out of the bedroom. That was a great
Speaker 1: first episode. I know the first half was kind of
Speaker 1: slow in the sense that they were catching everyone up
Speaker 1: about the relationship history, and some people need it because
Speaker 1: they haven't watched some of these couple seasons, Like I know,
Speaker 1: Boba Belly. She has no idea who Brandon and Julie are.
Speaker 1: She has no idea who Ari and Bennie are. She
Speaker 1: doesn't know Stacy and Georgie and not Georgie, Stacey and Florian.
Speaker 1: So she had a lot of catching up to do. Well,
Speaker 1: not really catching up, because it's not like she watched
Speaker 1: prior seasons just for this show, but she had to
Speaker 1: like absorb a lot of information. So yeah, the first
Speaker 1: episode was like catch up heavy. Tld are heavy, but
Speaker 1: going forward it should be problem after problem after drama
Speaker 1: after drama and I am here for it a weak excited.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's it for the Last Resort Season two,
Speaker 1: episode one. What did you guys think? Let me know
Speaker 1: all your thoughts, comments, and I will talk to you
Speaker 1: in the next one. Bye. It's three cap, it's three cap.
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