Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice,
mixing some vodka. Call it a podcast from the Mac
of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor
Chrysler Dods Jupe Ram. It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 2: Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on,
Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread the
word about the pirate shift. Look who's here, all handsome
and ready to go?
Speaker 3: This microphone smells like deviled eggs? Now, why won't the
cameras switch? Probably can't even I can't even get this
cameras on.
Speaker 2: Yes it is, it's on. It's on. Okay, I'm looking
at you. I just can't get it to change you think?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, now you're up. Wait now what happened? Now?
Speaker 2: I got you superimposed? Hang on, let me like a
green screen, no as you can see right here. Oh,
I see what's happening. I see what's happening. I did
something wrong? Now did Yeah?
Speaker 3: Story of my life, Bill Moriah. I did something.
Speaker 2: There we go, there we go. I have it on auto.
So if this is weird and I don't like it,
but I had.
Speaker 3: What do I have?
Speaker 2: Like horns or something no I had. I was letting
the cameras change on their own sort of automatically, okay,
and it would go back and forth to us. But
at some points it's like it's fading out of me
and fading into you, and we look like like the
sun of.
Speaker 3: The move Michael Michael Jackson's black or white.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, well I'll just ignore
that and we'll see, uh, let go the uh the
supervising pretty yell at me about all yeah.
Speaker 3: We have one of those now Live from New York.
Speaker 2: I got a message, and I love when we get
messages from our listeners. Dear Bill, this one is, uh,
it's from a long time Bilified listener.
Speaker 3: Dog. We've only been around like four years, so that's
that's quite a long time. He's a long time listener.
This is our senior year, Billy, Yeah, this is fourth year.
Speaker 2: You're right, that's right. A question for and he has
a question for what I am calling doctor Dan. That
would be you, dear Dan, Doctor Dan. Hey, Bill, doctor
said I should add fiber to my diet. I remember
Dan Burrillo saying to buy the Wegmans fiber pills, but
I can't remember if he said by the red or
the blue. He was adamant on one or the other.
Speaker 3: It was neither. It wasn't fiber. It wasn't fiber pills.
It was the top career green, green and white over
the orange. Yes, yeah it was. It was the bottle
and it was. It was the fiber powder, not the pills.
Fiber powder. It was close, but it was the green one.
It scores like a hundred or almost one hundred on
the Yuka test. You don't want to buy the men
of mucil, and you don't want to buy the orange.
You want to buy the green. I've tested them all, baby,
And if you can't afford that, get some flax seed
and grind that up. That'll work too, Okay, I add
both to mine.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, flax seed and oh yeah, you must ship
rope bro.
Speaker 3: You got it. Seriously, you could pull ships with that thing. Dude.
They call them road apples instead of Ontario. When the horses
on the when the mountain horses leave the piles. Yes,
I look at you, ere a look in and go man.
Yeah that was me.
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, I love that Dan Brilla has
become the fiber expert of Western Western New York.
Speaker 3: Everybody's good. It's like it's a dirt ticular one set billy.
Everyone's blessed with one special thing. It apparently is fiber.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, but here's the thing somewhere right here in
the Greater Rochester area. Some guy attended the u of R.
I went to their medical school for twelve years to
be a gastro enterologist. But it's Dan is like, no, no, no,
no no. If you're gonna take the fiber, you get
the green capped fiber from top Care.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, two.
Speaker 2: Scoops and that I when I after I read this,
I keep thinking about, Goh, that's something that's very very
human about us. It's when somebody speaks with confidence. We
buy a hook line and say, come on.
Speaker 3: Man, it's so funny you bring them. So today I
found on Twitter or x, John Ratzenberger asks his story
about how he tried out for Cheers. He was trying
to be somebody else on Cheers.
Speaker 2: Well he was.
Speaker 3: He was auditioning for Norm. Yes. Yes, they didn't know
they were going to have another role on the show.
It was really just gonna be Sam, Coach, Diane, and Norm.
Those are the four Norm was going to be the
barfly obvious and his only line was going to be bear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was it.
Speaker 3: And apparently Cliff I'm sorry, John Ratzenberger didn't pass the audition.
So he's gonna fly BacT to England and they didn't
like to read it didn't go well so and they
kind of pulled the curveball on him. So he's walking
out of the room he was, hey, do you guys
have a role for a bar know it all? They go,
what do you mean? Well, I'm from New England. My
father owned a bar, and every bar in New England
has a bar know it all. And they would defer
to this guy whether he knew what he was talking
about or not, because he spoke with such authority. And
so John Ratzenberger they go, okay, well, let's create a role,
and Cliff Claven was born. He auditioned for it. He
had a fake Boston accent that wasn't not how he
really talks, okay, because he was more of a serious actor.
He was also an I think in spaceballs and stuff too,
but he was like he was a classically.
Speaker 2: Trained and stuff.
Speaker 3: And the character Cliff Claven was born because he just
happened to turn around out his way out the door
and go, hey, if it's a New England based bar,
if it's a Boston bar, you gotta have a bar,
no it all. And he played that guy. And that's
why I saw that. I thought to myself, I am
the bilified Cliff Clayton. Whether I know it or not,
whether it's true or not, I speak with such authority
that it has to be true. It does.
Speaker 2: It's like somebody mentions one tiny detail with confidence and
suddenly it becomes gospel. And so you know, whether it's
the red pills, the blue pills, the fiber pills, the
can of fiber, the jar fiber, the red orange, whatever
you say it, and that's it. And if someone says
something confidently enough, we buy into that shit. And I
almost think that with the Internet, that is some of
the problem. Yes I do, and some of the problem.
Speaker 3: Here's the best part, Like I have actually, since the
advent of AI, have gone back and researched and then
re researched through other AIS. If some of this stuff
that's being pushed by influencers is true, and some of
it is and some of it isn't. And even the
AI will tell you even we're not fool proof. You
have to go and check us with others as well. Okay,
so even grocks like, yeah, well here's the the pratfalls.
Don't use us for legal advice. Don't use us for
financial advice. Why they've got to cover their bases, right,
don't use us for medical advice, but for everything else
why not? And so I've kind of run this stuff
at Like Gary Breck is a famous guy who likes
to promote like healthy stuff, and he goes, hey, you
need you gonna you're gonna dehydrate yourself if you drink
too much water. You got to put salt. And this
one guy who's a doctor, a kidney doctor, goes, I'm
a kidney doctor. I've drank water my entire life like
most humans. I've never put salt in it. I've never
been dehydrated. So I don't know what you're talking about.
So you got to like kind of take everything they
no pun intended a grant salt and do some homework
on it. But fiber is always good for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well okay, I'm starting to when would you take fiber?
What time of day? And here's why I ask, because
I happen to be somewhere like Saint John Fisher's, and
I don't want to be blown up the bathroom, right,
you know, Because sometimes it's fiber, you grow a tail
bro especially when.
Speaker 3: It figs too. I eat figs every day and that
helps as well. I typically, now that you mention it,
I would take the fiber maybe at night really so
that in the morning you can take care of it
all instead, because like here's what I do. I don't
eat until noon every day. Yeah, I've been like intermittently
fasting now for like five six years, just because it's
become old hat. Okay, it really doesn't work as far
as weight loss goes. It works more for like autophagy
and anti aging properties, and even that's a little suspect,
but I'm just accustomed to it. But I don't like
fibers considered calories. So I eat it with my first meal,
which is typically lunch around new and then around two
or three o'clock when will your laxative start. So it
might be better just to take it with dinner or
at night or when you write, like about an hour
or two before you go to bed.
Speaker 2: Okay, you think that's the better time it could be.
I'm sorry, I'm trying to mess with the camera.
Speaker 3: Oh you know, Sammy, Yeah, I take my fiver. You
know what are I feeling?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 3: All right, now we're there. He'll dress, I'll not doing
stuff I can't. We gotta run that by your executive producer.
We need more equipment.
Speaker 2: I I'm not going to turn out. I'm gonna turn
the cameras away from me because now it's just changing
camera positions from one.
Speaker 3: To the other.
Speaker 2: But I thought I turned off the automatic camera.
Speaker 3: Shit, Oh, this is annoying anyway. It's like those nineteen
nineties wedding videos. They like they dissolve into each other's face. Yes, yes,
that's exactly what you exactly what we've got and I've got.
I've gotta pay wherever you go, whatever you do.
Speaker 2: There are certain little behaviors. As I got this thing,
and I thought of you, and I thought of you
as the the ex the Western New York fiber expert
that you are.
Speaker 3: You're going to talk about all that stuff I started
thinking about, just like.
Speaker 2: There are certain little behaviors in life that kind of
immediately make you think that maybe someone I want to avoid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: You pause, is that somebody I wanted to.
Speaker 3: We worked in radio. They were the callers.
Speaker 2: Well, now, because everybody talks about relationship red flags, we
hear that all the time, right, Yeah, well I'm I'm.
I started thinking and noticing things that I go these
are human red flags, the red flags of people that
I that's a watch in your face because I see
So what are in you our opinion?
Speaker 3: Dan?
Speaker 2: What would be the red flags that make you cautious
around someone in everyday life? Because I've got a list.
When I started this list, it would just keep coming
to me, and I made a list. But just think of,
off the top of your head, what are the red
flags that make you cautious around someone in everyday life?
Speaker 3: Like they come back from lunch smelling like alcohol. Okay,
I'm a little I'm a little leery. I mean not
just once, but regularly. If you're a co if they're
a coworker, or if they smell like weed in the
middle of the day. If you want to do that stuff, fine,
but if you got to do it every day around
lunch and then have the guts to come back to work. Okay, Now,
if you're in radio, that's different. But if you're doing
a real job. I'm a little I'm a little cautious
of your life choices. Okay, I think certain people who
that's just one.
Speaker 2: I'll give you one that I said, people who have
to constantly talk about themselves. Yeah, yeah, sure, Okay, I
have I have a couple cool Okay, the car dashboard Museum.
When I see someone in a parking lot that their
dashboard is just all kinds of chots keys mm, there,
that is the person that they.
Speaker 3: Don't even want to be on the roadway. What about
the jeep people with the ducks? Okay, is that an
exception not, because that's kind of a thing. I go,
the duck is cute, one or two? You have so
many fucking ducks, dude, I've seen people with the entire
dashboard like looking like rich stadium. Yeah.
Speaker 2: If your dashboard looks like the clearance aisle of hobby lobby, No,
all your fucking ducks, I don't care.
Speaker 3: Trust me, it's a hobby lobby. It's more like Ali's. Okay,
I'm worried. I don't think they'm worried.
Speaker 2: I'm worried if that's you, because when the sun hits
your windshield and all of a sudden your dashboard is
sparkling like a Fingerlake slot machine.
Speaker 3: At the Rassino or in trouble.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Like those are people, honestly God,
or you ever see somebody They've got the dream catcher,
the rosary breeds, the crystals, the airflace fresh, the air fresh,
a little Buddha. The car's got six religions and no
fucking seatbelts. No, that's like, I go, Okay, that's somebody
I don't want to be around. That's someone I don't
want to be on the road with. That to me,
is a human red flag or if the tires and
the rims cost more than the car, Yes, human red flag. Yes,
she's human red flag. Human red flag. You know what
would be the mail equivalent? Because I am blaming mostly
women for the dashboard museum, and it's usually older women
that probably have a bunch of cats at home. They
gotta go out and get the cat food. What would
be the male equivalent of that?
Speaker 3: Like bumper, Oh gosh, yeah, bumper nuts is a big one.
Speaker 2: Or the Calvin peeing on.
Speaker 3: Somebody's Calvin ping on anything for Chevy, Calvin ping on, Calvin, I.
Speaker 2: Gotta be honest, like, maybe it makes me less of
a dude. I don't fucking know, but I would never
want Calvin pissing on anything. Yeah unless it was No,
I can't even how about anything though identifies you like
you're going out on a limb with a bumper sticker,
any bumper sticker.
Speaker 3: I love the Red Wings, but I don't. But I
would never put a go Wings on the back of
my car. I work at CMF with you for six
seven years. I would never put a CMF bumper sticker
on the back of my car. Yeah, I never did either. Okay,
there are people who have, like even Jesus bumper stickers
hanging on a second, but sorry, no, I can't do that.
Speaker 2: I I now Here's here's my dilemma with that. There's
a big push to get some bilified merchant merchandise. Okay,
So there's been a lot of talk lately of hats
and things like that.
Speaker 3: So once they gonna get the shirt that says cancel
survivor that's ours. Uh, if I wanna get one for
Kevin that says I beat anarexia on BILLI.
Speaker 2: But if like I, So there's hats being looked at
others and there's people, and we got to get you
on this email thing.
Speaker 3: It's only been one or two one person, Okay, Sammy,
I'll be honest. Yeah, well, i'd like your opinion. Yeah,
I appreciate the fact that you'd like my opinion since
I'm like a mason of this show.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'd like your opinion. But I go, how weird.
I don't know that I could wear a billified hat.
It feels too self serving.
Speaker 3: I didn't even like wearing CMF stuff when I worked
at CMAH. Here's see, here's how I was right. Yeah,
if I didn't get the shirt of the hat, I'd
feel like left out, Like like I wasn't important enough
to get the shirt of the hat, like you and
Tommy would get it. Kano would get it, Kato get
like seven one for every day of the week. Rabinson
had his own custom made CMF shirt. Shit out of him, right,
But like, I'm like, what, I don't get one? And
then I get one, I'm like, all right, who wants it?
I didn't wear it.
Speaker 2: I don't want to wear this.
Speaker 3: I gave away all my radio stuff, all of it.
I give it away.
Speaker 2: You did.
Speaker 3: I have a drawer fall somewhere and I know people
would actually pay for that stuff.
Speaker 2: No, I should probably frame it and put it in
here honestly, or wherever we end up.
Speaker 3: Or you can get a tattooed like brother Weez that
worked here. I don't want any tattoos.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: Another one, I guys have to go back. Human red flags.
Another one, human red flag. The selfie industrial complex. Oh dude, huh,
dudes with selfies a big okay, big okay, big red flag. Okay.
I'm glad's brought this.
Speaker 3: Up because it's another subject I want to talk about.
But go ahead.
Speaker 2: If look, if every post is your face.
Speaker 3: You are your own religion.
Speaker 2: This is not social media. You are a digital shrine
to yourself.
Speaker 3: There was a woman that I dated. I think she
still lives in Rochester, and she invited me over to dinner.
I didn't know she had a kid, which is fine.
I walk in her little boy or son. You shouldn't
see a litle boy. He was like a teenager answer
to the phone or answer to the door, and I'm like, oh, hi,
I'm here for so and so. Oh yeah, she's over here.
And I walk in the house and every picture in
the house was not of her son, not of her mother,
not of her, No, her her every picture in the house,
on the mantle, on the wall. It was like a
like if her Facebook, I'm sorry, if her house could
be a Facebook page, yeah, or an Instagram page. It
was of her face everywhere. I'm like, yeah, run, this
chick is not worth the aggravation. No, because if you
post five selfies a day and.
Speaker 2: No, but that that's not confidence. That's holding your self
esteem hostage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, set is.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous. It's absolutely It's just the most the craziest thing.
I'm oh, I'm able to change the cameras again. I
got control back.
Speaker 3: All right? Ah control?
Speaker 2: I need control of my life. I need more control
of my life. Okay, another one, another one, just staying
on this theme of the selfie the duck lips. Stop
with the funking. It's still a thing, Danny. I thought
it went out in twenty twelve. I talked to you
about somebody last week. I talked to you about somebody
last week that did these kind of posts. What did
I say to you about somebody? Don't end it if
you don't remember.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, how do you not remember? These are
to turn the Microsoft real quick refresh my memory. Okay, right, okay,
go on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's there's a lot of duck clip. There's a
lot of duck clip. Dude, Yeah, I got this. They
have they scaled back on the duck lip. Will want
to do the duck lip.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's like a ducle platypus slip or is it
like a geese slip? A little less lip but some lip.
Speaker 2: No, Look, social media isn't that facing the camera?
Speaker 3: Fac is it the Clinton lips? To feel? You know?
I used to go to feel your pain, like like
Daryl Hammond would do the Clinton lip. Clinton, show me
these binders full of women. Uh oh that those are
some good times.
Speaker 2: Well, social media is what really about sharing moments, right
and and probably our best moments.
Speaker 3: But now it's it's.
Speaker 2: Like curating your identity. That that's what it is. And
I and you you are the product. Well it's like
you you wonder why we have an increase in mental
health stuff? And I swear to God, like I was
thinking about this of the people that fought like the
red flag people, actually let me hold that because I
have one one that plays right into this, and I
think plays into our society today versus our parents, society, right,
or even maybe even mine a little bit, a little bit.
But I was going to ask you what percentage of
selfies is acceptable before you start to worry about someboddy percentage.
I need a percentage. I need to know. Like if
I go to your page, right and I look at
your first seven posts, ten posts, let's make the math ease.
Speaker 3: Let's post be honest though.
Speaker 2: If there's three selfies, that's.
Speaker 3: A selfie or is a picture of you? Like I
know guys who play in bands, people and they put
the picture up of themselves in the bond which to
promote my band.
Speaker 2: Hang on a second. Sometimes if someone takes a picture
of your band, they're tagging you on social media. You
did not take that picture, you did not.
Speaker 3: Post that picture. They did that, right.
Speaker 2: So there are times where I've seen stuff and I
go gott to hide that. I don't want to insult
the person, but I can't have that up there, right,
If I'm okay, so there's something like that. If that's
the case, no problem. If it's an out and out selfie,
that's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, if your arm is extended, or if
it's the majority of if the pictures in the majority
of you, I'd say, like, let's put it this way.
I'd say, it's not so much a percentage. But if
I see two or three in a row, I'm calling
a psychologist for you.
Speaker 2: How about the person that always says they're busy, too
busy to do what return text? Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 3: We're too busy to hang out, too busy all the time.
I'm just busy. I'm busy and busy.
Speaker 2: I find myself saying that, and I try really hard
to catch myself because I think it's the most annoying
fucking thing in the world. Everybody is busy, everybody's busy.
You are no more busy than anybody else. And if
you are busier than anybody else, it's by your own choice. Yes,
you chose to do things, so shut the fuck up.
And like, I actually and somebody a text the other day,
and I will not say where I was, but I go,
the amount of fucking whining I am hearing right now
is driving me insane. And I'm not saying anything. I'll
tell you after. But Okay, I sent that text to
somebody and they.
Speaker 3: Called me a poly.
Speaker 2: They go, oh, you're so poly, sunshine, And I go
fuck that. I'm what no, no, okay, no, no, no, no,
But I'm just saying, like, everybody's busy, but are we
any more busy or are we more distracted? So when
we go to do something, the next thing we know,
we fall into a fifteen minute rabbit hole and we've
eaten you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we could partmentalize certain people. We got.
You gotta get like Jerry Seinfeld, the greatest joke ever
it goes, I say to excuse rolodex Right. I don't
believe in that. I believe in telling the truth all
the time because that way you don't have to remember.
I don't like lying, period. I think it's wrong. But
like you know, if there are some people that just
annoy you and you need space from those people, okay,
so you got to come up with a better I'm busy,
But if this person's busy all the time, if you
really love that person or want to make time for
that person, guess what, If you want to, you will,
and if you don't, you'll find an excuse.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: Bill Moran twenty eleven told me that, and I'm like,
oh my gosh, this unlocks everything.
Speaker 2: This is the secrets of life. I mean I always
said that you want to you will no matter what
it is.
Speaker 3: And by the way, you could always It takes two
seconds to return a text, so they're telling you something
without telling this, So ta take the hint.
Speaker 2: I am uh oh wow. I saw that online today too.
I will tell you the post man.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have a lot of gossip today between the segment.
I love it. I'm not coming a bit of five.
We should do another podcast about a podcast between the podcast.
But you know it's it's interesting because how about the
people that overshare immediately? Well, I want to get to that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was the thing you wrote that I.
Speaker 3: Wrote down hashtag girl dad?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, now whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa.
I'm going with this, but if you brought it up,
it's not positive. You're about to bitch. I guarantee it.
You're not going to give a glowing report of girl dads.
Speaker 3: You're not. I know that, Am I wrong? Let's put
this way. You better bite your tongue. Let's put this way.
This is where.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get on the side of every other person
that has said to you.
Speaker 3: You're you're a great dad or a great mom. You
don't have to talk about it. You just and do it. Okay, Okay,
cash take girl dad. Well, oh gosh, dude, it's become
a cottage industry. If you have a daughter, now you
have to look advertise for cloud the fact that you
have a daughter and that you're a great dad, taken
care of her. Going Now you could post a picture
of you and your family. That's cool, that's okay. We
got friends, We have friends that have daughters.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not great. Devin is not. Juice is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, does he do it?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: If he does, I don't know. Now let me tell
you something else. But I don't think Juice is a
poster on social media unless people owe him money for bets.
That's a new thing now, like you shame people. That's
how you get You don't whack people anymore. You just
Facebook shame them, and you get paid.
Speaker 2: I think that. I wonder if some of the hashtag
girl dad is pushed by the moms.
Speaker 3: No, I think it's pushed by emasculated men.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, Ny, why would you say?
Speaker 3: What do you mean? What happened to? Like just doing
your job and not having to post anything on social media. Okay,
I mean I'm a you're a man, women, I could
see that. Kids see that? See that?
Speaker 2: Oh boy, guys, Come on, guys, Come on, guys.
Speaker 3: What are we doing here? Why for what? When I
was on social media, I posted about my band, the
radio show, and when it came to XU, the bills
or sports and god, my personal life rarely rarely saw
social media. Okay, it just didn't.
Speaker 2: I still have it.
Speaker 3: Posted a picture from my wedding day four years ago.
People go, why, I go, Well, if you don't have
access to my Instagram page, there's a reason. Because that's
for people that I know. It's not for the world.
It's for people that I know. I ain't got to
brag about anything.
Speaker 2: Tells you they don't have to brag about it everything,
and they're not an over poster. That's a red flag.
Do you think I'm a red flag in right now?
I think no, I think you're a red flag. I'm
teasing you.
Speaker 3: We have a baseline somewhere, Well, we do have.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, you need a baseline. That's a very very valid thing.
We need to know where we're starting.
Speaker 3: If they talked about rap music, they asked him the
nineties about what he thought about rap music. Is if
you that tough, you don't need to talk about it.
You just are instead of this and that B word? This,
what that? I'll pop a cap? Shut up? Shut up.
That's what social media now is. It's like it's what
rap music was in the nineties. I got a brag.
I gotta talk, I gotta share. By the way, there's
no worse place than link LinkedIn for this crap.
Speaker 2: Really, I haven't been on Here's I haven't LinkedIn. I
haven't said on LinkedIn is Oh, I can't wait.
Speaker 5: Okay, I am pleased to announce that today I've decided
to accept a position as the executive producer at Billified.
It's been a fun seven years of the past working
for wherever I worked, But now.
Speaker 3: I'm like I've been toime to open up a new
chapter and then all these people. Good for you. That's awesome. Congratulations.
As every post or someone with some unsolicited Cliff Claven
like advice.
Speaker 2: Oh Dan, yeah, I don't post on LinkedIn. Okay, I
don't do it.
Speaker 3: They'll post like, here's five ways you can make your
resume better.
Speaker 2: I hope.
Speaker 3: So you're on LinkedIn. No, but I mean, why is
that bad? Well, it's not necessarily bad. I'm just saying
these are the things you see on LinkedIn. I haven't
like Elon musk rips on LinkedIn all the time. I sure,
because it's a cesspool of self importance. It's like It'stagram
for adults with jobs.
Speaker 2: Okay. But now, now I wonder if you fall into
this category, because it is one that I think. I
think I may have heard you say this. You don't
say it a lot, but the guy who says trust me,
I always think red flag with that guy trust me.
Speaker 3: It's a figure speech, but I could see, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, especially if the
guy dropped, well, hang on, we gotta go baseline. If
we say baseline three, trust me is in one conversation,
red flag Oh yeah, red flag?
Speaker 3: Oh easy, easy, red flag okay, okay. And then I
just had when I'm recruiting, I have like red flags
to I don't want to get no, but I give
them three strikes on a call. And there's this new
trend now where people don't want to admit that they
lost their job. So it says working from twenty sixteen
to present or whatever. Huh, And I go, okay, so,
how are things going at Salesforce?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Actually I left Salesforce in June twenty twenty five, June
to twenty twenty two. Oh well, yeah, I didn't want
to change it because I'm like, strike one, you're lying. Yeah,
you know, like how I mean if you catch people
in lies in conversation, Yeah, I think that's something you
got to be aware of. Somebody who constantly has to
lie or brag or make stuff up. Yeah, I think
that's a huge red flag. Let me give you another
red flag. By ever could happen? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I ever.
Speaker 3: Got with a.
Speaker 2: Lady decided that we were going to go on a
trip and it's a bit of a mumpy flight, and
we land and she's part of the people on the
plane that clap for the fucking safe landing.
Speaker 3: I'm out. I'm fucking out. Okay, But contextas king, though
I agreed ninety nine percent, What do you mean what
if it was like a rough flight, like where there's
weather and like you have to like.
Speaker 2: I got it, we're on the ground. You want to
get out kissed the fucking ground? Fine, clock on that plane.
I just well, I don't know.
Speaker 3: This is one of those situations where I want to
go under the hood with you, like in the NFL. No,
but I got I want I want to ask you, okay, well.
Speaker 2: Sure, okay, you're right. Should we.
Speaker 3: Want to clap? I wonder your babies cryinger clap them?
Speaker 2: Is it appreciation or instability?
Speaker 3: I always tell the look. I like to tell the
pile and what great flag, tremendous flag. I always do
that every time because you know why, they smile and
it makes their day. Okay, they had one job to
do and they did it right. It's like when I vacuum.
I want my wife to say, kut yaw.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm sure cut jaw. She threw bone in the corner.
Speaker 3: Yes she stopped at uh at crumble.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Did you want the minis or did you want the
big ones? Both?
Speaker 2: Is a UH is a red flag? And I mean
this is it a warning or just sometimes it's somebody
who hasn't really figured themselves out yet.
Speaker 3: That's a tough one, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, like if there's somebody like like, let's say
you have two sons who are in the early twenties. Yeah,
It's not like the nineteen sixties where all right, you
graduate from high school, you get a job, you get burried,
you buy a house, you have kids. It's not like
that anymore. So if Jackson or Jordan or even Jabis
that are still figuring the cells out, I have no
issue with that. If you're thirty, well that's again. I'll
tell you what I would have read flagged myself in
my thirties. I did did you.
Speaker 6: You Tommy would go brows you hear any did today brow?
Do you hear about this check that he's trying to date?
Oh god, Joe told me this star.
Speaker 3: Check this out.
Speaker 6: I've been waiting to tell you this. I wanted to
call you last night, but I'm like, no, I had
to see her face. Check this out.
Speaker 2: There were times Tommy was heating man. I wanted to
see her face when I told you this, so I
waited til the morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, yeah, I would red flag myself in
my thirties.
Speaker 2: There is I'll tell you what. Sometimes I will call
one out. Oh man, this is gonna get me in trouble.
Speaker 3: I know it. I hate when I say that too.
It's not gonna get me in trouble. But it's the breakdown.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's just that I saw someone who
and we'll get into Bam.
Speaker 3: Uh. I don't think that's how you say. It's not
Wolfgang Bam. I'm adas Boatsar. Yeah, it's Bam Adeo.
Speaker 2: At a Bayo, at a bo alright, Bam out a Bayo. Okay,
I think it's Bam. I think it's at a Bayo.
But he dropped eighty three points last night. Yes, and
somebody I know who is not even I think a
fan of the NBA. And I'm not sure that they're
a fan of the Miami Heat. I don't I'll just
say the NBA in general, and maybe a casual fan.
But posted a picture of Bam on their Instagram story. Yeah,
and I go. It made me go, all right, come on,
It's not like I don't even think they've watched the game,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think they're watching because I was up.
Speaker 2: A little bit later last night.
Speaker 3: I was watching the Lakers.
Speaker 2: Now, okay, young young oh so I I And that
would be me saying sometimes when you start hijacking someone
else's accomplishments a little bit. I'm not saying that I mean,
it should be recognized one hundred percent. It's an amazing
thing that happened, and we'll get into it in a minute.
But I just I don't know. It feels like it's
not yours to go like that.
Speaker 7: But a poet figure who did something incredible got it
then put you know, impressive or what you're saying or inspiration.
Speaker 2: I'll even take that just to put it up. I
feel like you're grandstanding. I feel like you're grand standing.
Speaker 3: But is that what X is? Like you're reach Like
if I saw that, I retweeted, well, that's pretty cool
repost it.
Speaker 2: Yes, if someone wrote inspirational amazing.
Speaker 3: Like like like that was a big deal, Like he
passed Kobe Yeah right, just one show. Well he's like,
you know, seventeen short of Will. But that's that's a
different we'll get. But yes, yeah, but you brought that up.
Here's another red flag. Let's say you work in a
public career where you're on camera, you're on the radio
all the time, right, and you decide to make these
funny videos where you're making faces and doing funny things
and putting them on your Instagram all the time. Is
if you don't get enough attention at work?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Is that not a red flag?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 2: Because it's part of what I'm sure the person's being
told to do, and maybe they don't have a.
Speaker 3: I don't see anybody else doing.
Speaker 2: Well I'm gonna I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3: I'm not talking about ten bopper stations. I'm talking about
grown men, okay, doing stuff like this.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I I doing what like cutcy stuff cuttie.
It depends on what station they're on and who their
audience is. I I hate to defend this because I
think I know who you're talking about, Okay, but and
I hate to defend it a little bit.
Speaker 3: Well, the only reason why I bring it up is
because this is somebody wh would have made fun of
this guy twenty years ago, and he's now become that guy.
Does that make sense? Okay?
Speaker 2: Well maybe maybe I have the wrong guy. Okay, But
what I was gonna say is I think a lot
of times you're trying to show the whole thing, you know.
I do stuff that that shows people more of the
whole thing with the podcast and things.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm not talking about stuff going on behind the scenes.
I'm talking about I had to go out of my
way to do this. It has nothing to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too, I've got it. I posted a picture
of my dinner tonight, I mean a tuna stake.
Speaker 3: Okay, but this is a podcast you have to promote,
You're not like on regular public era. Does that make sense?
Like so like your social media is an extension of this. Yes, yes,
their social media is actually just another thing. What nothing?
Speaker 2: I know exactly what you're talking about that and I
didn't at first. I was wrong in my first guest. Okay,
I got it. Now, all right, we will.
Speaker 3: Like Wohl, you crave that much attention, you'll never get
enough of it. That's not a red flag, uh, I
guess it is.
Speaker 2: I will say that I'm familiar with someone who is
extremely famous, and I don't want to say their name.
It's been said, and it's been said after this, and
you'll know who I'm talking about who said that they
are addicted to fame. And I can understand that. Wow,
I can understand it. I really can. And And so
if that's the case, right, and you've got so much,
you know that's just what you like it. There is
something addicted about addicted, addictive, excuse me about it. There
is and recognition.
Speaker 3: It all ties into social media, which is all part
of it. Now, it's that dopamine hit. They like what
I wrote, they like what I said. It's a self validation.
I was hooked on it for a while before I
got off it, and even with X when I put
up a post, I kind of like the Hey, somebody
like what I thought. That is kind of cool? It is.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'll agree with that.
Speaker 3: How about red flags for one more? Yeah, favor guy.
Speaker 2: Favor guy, guy who's always well, okay, doing favors too,
because he can't say no to anybody.
Speaker 3: Either, Vinny Press, Hey, buddy. No. But how about like
the guy who also is always doing favors, because now
it's like they can't say no. That Is that a
red flag?
Speaker 2: Is that a red flag?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that I've been red flagged.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I think if you're doing back and forth, yes, I
mean setting a healthy boundaries an okay thing. You don't
want to be the person that gets walked on or
or you know has seen that way. So I don't know.
I'd have to think about that that one as a
red flag because that if it's reciprocal.
Speaker 3: Green flag, Hey, we'll take advantage.
Speaker 2: Well, if it's reciprocal.
Speaker 3: I mean, I try to be reciprocal with some people,
but they won't. They won't. They just like do that.
I'll give you a name off here, so we got
wor up the five off air names.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll run. I'm gonna you're gonna have to
go to our social my social media and just check
out because I will tape this and uh, I'll put
it up on something and I'm not saying when. Okay,
sometime this weekend, check it out and we will get
into this. What do we need to believe something happened?
What do we need to believe something actually happened? Faith Billy?
Speaker 3: Okay, well he might be right. We'll get to that
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Speaker 3: So racer Randy's addicted to fame.
Speaker 2: Huh yep, how'd you know? Yeah? I can tell by everybody,
Raisin Randy is a wonderful human being. Yes, I have
to say that, because I I think what you tell
yourself is on how you live. And I've been telling
myself lately, I'm just so busy, I'm just so I
got I got so much. There's a lot, there's a lot,
and uh, Race and Randy has tried to been sending
messages through social media and calling and then I finally
the other day, I'm in the car, and I go,
I owe the man a call. I got the time
right now? So I did I follow him?
Speaker 3: I uh. I did an article with Race and Randy
a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, and it was about
Tyler Reddick Race and Randy thinks something's going on in NASCAR.
Tyler Redick won the first three races. This would be
like a mediocre quarterback winning, you know, three super Bowls
in a row.
Speaker 2: Something.
Speaker 3: Something's not right, a buddy Daniel Jones. Yeah, Also, Daniel
Jones gets really good all of a sudden.
Speaker 2: He gets got one hundred million dollars over is it
two seasons?
Speaker 3: He's the new Kirk Cousins getting paid for.
Speaker 2: I mean this, this could work. This guy who knows,
I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, Kirk Cousins was actually a decent started quarterback. Yeah,
Daniel Jones has had a one half of a good season. Okay,
but they're believing in them. Oh they are.
Speaker 2: They're believing in it. They are.
Speaker 3: Shane Steichen's a heck of a coach. Well maybe that's
all she takes.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we don't even know yet. We don't
even know yet.
Speaker 3: I know enough, Billy, I know quite a bit all right,
since we need to know, Okay, what do we need to.
Speaker 2: Know or what do we need to believe that something happened?
And I bring this up because, as we mentioned, bam
uh at a Bio bam adebaio a Bio scored eighty
three points the other night. Now what happens in basketball?
Speaker 3: Oh that was somebody posted about that. Yes, that was
what you were gonna Yes.
Speaker 2: That's what I was talking about. Oh that was another
one I was gonna tell you. Yeah, yeah, okay, And
it sounds insane, right, eighty three points, especially in today's league,
But the Wizards aren't that good. They were not playing
great defense. He had thirty something by the year of
the first thing, yeah, right, and the first quarter it
was terrible. But then everybody's bringing up like he was
surpassed Kobe, who had eighty one. And by the way,
I think in that game, Kobe went to the foul
line the least out of the top three guys in scoring,
so he wasn't being fouled a lot. And then you
go to it was.
Speaker 3: His last game. Oh it was it was Kobe's last game.
Speaker 2: Okay, well he went there.
Speaker 3: He actually like missed a few shots to start the game.
But yeah, like when he finally calmed down, Yeah, I
turned the game off, like, okay, it's gonna be a
Kobe than I didn't realize he was gonna score eighty
something points. That was a historic game. Yeah, but it
was his last game. They were like laying off Kobe. Well, okay,
like Magic Johnson's last All Star game. This is interesting
because got to give it to him.
Speaker 2: You got you look, Oh my god, you look at
the Wilt Chamberlaine game one hundred points in nineteen sixty two.
He's the biggest guy on the court.
Speaker 3: In Herston, Pennsylvania. But but playing the Knicks.
Speaker 2: But there's no footage and the only thing they still
have is like the fourth quarter called on radio?
Speaker 3: Oh is that? But I thought you meant like the
picture he's holding up.
Speaker 2: That's all they got is a picture. And there are
people who go, this is bullshit, It didn't happen. There
are people who say that, they go, there's no way,
matter of fact, Yeah, my kid came into me and goes,
there's no way that he did that. He goes because
he goes, And let me tell you something, Larry Bird
would have fucking owned him. And I'm like, do you
realize how big Wilt Chamberlain was. All Wilt needed to
do was get inside. There was no three point play
or three point shot now, and they tried fouling. All
these games become unethical. They just do because now the
whole thing is how do we stop this? The only
way to stop it is to foul the guy and
hope he doesn't make foul shots. Well, Will was making
the foul shots, yes, so then they start fouling the
other players on the team. And the same thing with
Adebayo the other night. He somehow he got like they
just fallon and he could have probably gotten to one
hundred if somebody needs to just let it go at
some point.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, you're gonna be in the record book is the
team that led.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 3: The weird thing is that out of bio is not
known as a score.
Speaker 2: No, he's not.
Speaker 3: Like on FanDuel, most there might be an investigation in
a year, like all right, Pam's gonna go off, man,
So get your bets in now, right because there's little whispers.
But I don't think that'll be the case. No, he's
got a score. I'm sure most people bet the under
on FanDuel last night, whoever bet.
Speaker 2: The over was like, oh man, wow, right. But let's
keep it with sports for a second. When we say
what do we need to believe? Pre nineteen nineties, a
lot of sports history kind of sounds like folklore in
a way. I mean, it's like your uncle at the
holidays after a six pack. You know what I'm saying,
he starts telling you about the Hey, you know in
my day, Yes, Otto Graham could throw a ball, Mickey
Mantles legendary home runs. We've got a coup, We've got
a couple preserved.
Speaker 3: Five hundred and twenty five feet. Yeah, but was it
I don't know, We don't know.
Speaker 2: Uh, babe Ruth calling his shot? I don't even know.
Speaker 3: Is there footage of that in Chicago? There is footage
of him pointing, pointing. But do we know if my
own friend says he doesn't think that that really happened,
that became a legend. Yeah, I want to believe the legend.
I want to believe that.
Speaker 2: He calls what I'm saying, It becomes folk lore that
that's the thing, and we like that. But what do
we need to believe? Because now we.
Speaker 3: Live in a world where even when there is footage.
We still don't believe it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we.
Speaker 3: Don't believe I thought you were a time of Will
Chamberlain's twenty thousand women. I mean, what don't believe that?
Or one hundred points that he's starting in the game.
You know what I'm saying. You gotta have fact, Billy.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. There is
there is something about athletes that are of a certain
They're just silk, they're cut of a certain jib right,
they guess are these guys? And Will Chamberlain was known
to be a partier, like I think before that game,
had partied hard to night. He would drive from New
York City to Hershey, and he was in New York
City and I the twenty thousand sounds astronomical.
Speaker 3: It's two point three per day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it. I got it.
Speaker 3: They've done the matho.
Speaker 2: But it I mean it could be. I would actually
find that. And I know this sounds strange. I find
that more believable than the Hunter point kid, because there's
more defensive basketball. These women aren't putting up any defenses.
Speaker 3: You and I are old enough to remember a gentleman
by the name of David Wells. Yeah, who supposedly guy, Yeah,
had quite a night out the night before he threw
a perfect game. Dude, I'm telling you, only twenty four
of those have been thrown in Major League Baseball history.
Speaker 2: And I believe that because I think that there's a
thing that happens to some of these guys, and I
have a little of it. Not like this, but like
Michael Jordan will go out and play two eighteen whole
rounds and then come in and fucking blow you off
the court. Lawrence Taylor, most people being sawed Lawrence Taylor
would be out partying, snorting cocaine.
Speaker 3: Did you hear this story? I don't know. He had
like four sacs in a game or something after he
went out all night in New York.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: He shows up at six am at Phil Simms house
on a Sunday of the game. Chris Simms, at six
years old, answers the door, mister Taylor. Yeah, is your
fath a home? I hey, he feels, I gotta borrow
your golf shoes. I know we have the same size.
This guy's going only gonna let me play his course
in the morning, goes Yeah, okay, he borrows his golf shoes,
he goes and plays eighteen shows up at the stadium
at like eleven o'clock and ends up having a huge day. Yeah,
like they didn't go to bed.
Speaker 2: No, there's just something that happens with these guys. It's
an adrenaline.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely. I don't know what it is. I think
Jordan had it. I think I wouldn't be.
Speaker 2: Surprised if everybody of that level to some degree has it.
There may be, you know a few guys who don't,
but I don't know. But back to the believer or
not believe? Now, great, do we believe those stories? I'm
saying here yes, And I bet you we could find
a doctor who go fucking impossible. Keith Richards says he
would stay up for days, and he's eighty something years old.
Speaker 3: There are stories about Rick Flair that would make you
think he would have died in a sport where they
averaged nine wrestlers a year, dying in their prime and somehow,
why do you think that is? Well, it's like playing
a football game seven days a week, twice on Saturday,
twice on Sunday and doing it three hundred days a year. Okay, okay,
Like Lawrence Taylor. You want to talk about Lawrence Taylor
actually rustled in Russell Mania and said it was harder
than any football game he'd ever played. Now that's the contact.
I mean, he played professional football at the highest level,
one of the greatest, probably the greatest defensive player of
all time, and he said that was harder than any
football game he ever played. Now, you're Rick Flair and
you're doing what they call broadways, meaning you're on you're
in the ring, not five to ten minutes like the
wwe we're talking like thirty to sixty minute minute matches.
And then he would drink five beers and do twelve shots.
He wasn't into drugs, but he drank and he would
still get up. He'd fly halfway across the world, go
to Japan and Russell and fly back. And it's yet like,
it's like, are these stories true? They asked the Russels.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, we don't know how he still Well,
what's the one on the on across country flight? Who
is the Dodgers hit a home running, drank a case
of beer. Oh it was Wade Boss. Yeah, we supposedly
drank sixty beers or something on a cross country across
country flight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could see it. I mean, I can see
that for sure. But we we literally just as an example,
we literally have footage of Neil Armstrong, the first man
on the moon, the first guy to walk on the moon.
There is moon dust and they put their footprints are there.
Speaker 3: We're not.
Speaker 2: There are people who absolutely unequivalent. We will never believe that,
never believe that we did that.
Speaker 3: Well. Yeah, and there's even stories where President Clinton said
he was having a meeting and the Republicans and the
Democrats weren't getting along on this certain thing. And he
goes and then the NASA was there that they goes,
can I have this moon rock? They go, you got
to give it back to us. Mister president goes, I'm
President Clinton. I'll get I'll get you your moon rock back.
He brings the moon rock into the room and he goes, hey,
look this moon. This is a piece of the moon.
The Moon's gonna be here. We're all just passing through,
like this is the actual part of the moon. Yeah,
And it's like, why would a president just you know,
do that and tell that story and make that whole
thing up. Maybe he would, because there's a lot of
things these guys make up. But I mean, I really
believe we walked on the moon. But now, like you
got guys like Rogan saying no, no, it was all stage.
It never happened because look at the footprints and look
at the back of their shoes and look at this.
Speaker 2: It's like but that that sort of saying Okay, So
if video evidence isn't enough, what is? And honest to God,
we're in.
Speaker 3: We have the the social media. Trust it collapse. We
don't trust on it.
Speaker 2: No, it has collapsed because we have way too much footage,
way too much footage of everything, and.
Speaker 3: People still don't believe it.
Speaker 2: Trust none of it, none of it.
Speaker 3: No, well, part of it is because the media now
on both sides, takes sides. Here's an example protest in
New York City. Yeah, guy is protesting out in front
of the mayor's house who happens to be a Muslim,
and this protester is defending immigrants, and this Islamic protester
comes out and throws a bomb. It's on video. You
see this, It's on tape, and CNN's like two people
were arrested for throwing a bomb. Can you believe this?
Like what happened, Like, no, the video is right there,
we saw it. Why are you debating this? And that's
what happened. There was actual debate. The right says, oh, look,
this happened. The left says, oh no, this was just
a misunderstanding, because we don't trust the media anymore. By
the way, Fox News does this stupid stuff too. Okay, no, wait,
but I didn't see any of this.
Speaker 2: I didn't see it.
Speaker 3: I'm not surprised because it's the story's kind of being
hushed hushed.
Speaker 2: Well, I haven't.
Speaker 3: Elon retweeted it. I don't. I'm sorry reposted. But the
point is like, we don't trust, we don't trust people
anymore because we have lost trust. I mean, well, look
at twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: The Internet doesn't create or just create, let's say misinformation.
Speaker 3: I think it destroyed. It has destroyed a shared reality.
Speaker 2: It used to be that everybody saw the same thing,
and now you could show two people the same exact
video and they'll come up with their own conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean that.
Speaker 2: It's just it's turned everyone in a way to their
own conspiracy theorists. And there are times where with AI
now you're not sure there are votes that are attributed
sometimes to people that even.
Speaker 3: If I don't like them, I say that there's no
way that that's true. There was one going around today
about the last moment between Sammy Davis Junior and Dean
Martin in the hospital, and then Grox said, no, this
never took place. This was all made up, including the
image never happened. Okay, like James Dean not James Dean Gosh,
Dean Martin. Yeah, Dean Martin saying goodbye to Sammy Davis Junior.
Sammy David Junior wanted to see Dean Martin. Dean Martin
didn't go into hospitals. He thought it was very macab.
He didn't want to do it. He knew Sammy was
dying with then he decided to visit Sammy and they
talked and it shows him embracing and and groc said,
Grock said, this never happened. This is a made up
photo and a made up story. How does Gronk know? Well,
that's the other thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Dan, who you gonna believe? Here we go, right,
this is where that's the point.
Speaker 3: That's the point I'm trying to make where.
Speaker 2: We're at, right because I'll tell you what. You could
have four K cameras, you could have seventy eight instant replay,
throw in ten million tweets about it, and we're we
would be looking at the Wilt Chamberlain game one hundred
points and you would still find somebody on TikTok saying
it was all CGI. Right, you know, I mean, it's
all CGI. It was Green's green. And there's a part
of me that sort of loves that because questioning everything,
that's okay, you can question things. I think that's all right.
But but I don't know, I think we've gone too
far with some of that.
Speaker 3: Well, in the Gospels, it talks about Jesus rising from
the dead in front of all five hundred witnesses, and
the Bible says, but some still doubted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, I mean you don't. You don't recover
from a crucisfixion. My eyes must be deceiving me. Hey man, Okay,
but conspiracy brain is what I think a lot of
us have turned to. So what I mean, for.
Speaker 3: Years, Alex Jones at Glenn Beck were wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
All of a sudden, man, these are a most trustworthy horses.
Alex Jones, right, Dunnan Kruger effect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what event could happen today that everyone would actually believe?
And is there any And let me give you a
couple as an idea, because there's somebody had sent me.
I think it's called the C five and this person
has been doing documentaries and scientific event and scientific look
into aliens and saying other species and things that live outside.
Speaker 3: Our planet and looking for contact.
Speaker 2: There are people that will tell you we're gonna have
contact in twenty twenty seven with another race from a
different planet. They show you all these things. But so
then I find out that the guys on has a
new movie, a new docuseries or documentary actually on this
stuff with the aliens, And I go, oh, all right,
let me let me see how legit this is. I
actually would like to hear what Someone who has some
letters degrees behind their name doesn't mean that they're going
to be completely right, but I can give them a
little bit. So I go to go and then everything's
like behind a paywall, like even on of course on
Prime it's like, you know, I'm not paying eight dollars
to watch this. I'm not doing no and it has
nothing to do with the eight dollars, because I would
piss eight dollars away at so many dumb things, but
an alien landing. Do you think we'd ever all believe that?
Speaker 3: Not before, but maybe now you think now? I wonder
I was classified information. President Obama was supposed to say
anything about that.
Speaker 2: How about this one? We hear it once in a while,
guys been popping up on TikTok time travel. What would
it take to believe that?
Speaker 3: What now, Billy, I've seen back to the future and
if you get a good flux capacitor, that could have
uh okay, how time travelers can never like tell us
what really is going to happen, Like time travelers can
never like give us an account of anything. And then
we get into the future like, oh wow, that happened,
that happened, that happened, and that happened. I don't we
have yet for that to happen.
Speaker 2: No, I know. But there are times where people will say,
like people have traveled back, like they think in old
photos they're seeing an iPhone and somebody's saying or something
else like a tie trailer, and no one can find
this person, so they it's possible, but it could be
I don't know, but they.
Speaker 3: Would have to have iPhones working back then too well,
or or the technology the amazing they had.
Speaker 2: It because they traveled with it and it wouldn't work,
so they just carried it around because we're all I've
seen the.
Speaker 3: Video of the greenny black and white video of the
guy with the hat and he's in a suiting jacket
and he's holding what looks like to be a remote
control to his ear.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I remember watching Night Rider, guy would talking to his watch,
like dad, could that happen?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, well guess what now he can't. Yeah.
Speaker 2: If people were doing it now all the time, it's
another that's another red flag.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you another. Guys who're talking to their watch.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: Well, wives who talking to their watch?
Speaker 2: No, even though it's a little strange, but I get it.
If something sometimes you might have been boom.
Speaker 3: If Alexa set time or for dinner. I uh.
Speaker 2: The talking to the what No? The person walking in public
on a speakerphone, Oh.
Speaker 3: That is the worst. And they're always old, not always,
not always always, they're always older fat.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, well, I I was I happen to be
in a store I don't go in all that often.
But I it's a great American store, Walmart. And I
saw two or three people on phone on and not
just on speaker call. They're on full face time. Oh
that too, They're on FaceTime. So you know you here?
Speaker 3: Where are you at Walmart's Walmart's not tories for that.
Every aisle someone's on freaking phone out loud. Yes, Wegmans
not so much. People have the courtesy of using like
a Bluetooth. I they're doing that. Okay.
Speaker 2: So now if I say to you, I think forty
five percent of the customers at Walmart are on a
speaker phone or FaceTime?
Speaker 3: Am I exaggerating?
Speaker 2: Or do you buy it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I buy it. I totally buy it.
Speaker 2: That's terrible, right.
Speaker 3: Like I've told you the story about every year, the
first last Saturday before Christmas, I go to Target just
to see all these women crying on each other's shoulders.
And every year I'm never disappointed. I know.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, somebody brought that up about you and Beth
and about being going in. I showed her.
Speaker 3: I go, look one, honey, I didn't believe you. I
go you need.
Speaker 2: Faith, believe me, I say it, trust me, not a
red flag guy there. Believe me. If I say it,
it has to be true. So if I'm just reviewing
in my head, yea Wilt Chamberlain one hundred points one game,
we have one photo of Hill holding a piece of paper,
a piece of fucking paper that says one hundred points.
Now they went to get Bam out of Bio's socks
in shorts in Jersey. It's all going into the pro basketball. Yeah,
I don't know that. I'm sure there's something. I'm sure
Wilt's got stuff there, but I don't know if it's
that stuff. Where's the ball from that game? Like someone
It's almost like they didn't think of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cool, the NBA wasn't that big a deal back then.
Speaker 2: But he holds up a hundred points and that's enough
for everyone to believe it. But if you show people
video of the moon landing, they're gonna tell you it
was filmed in a basement in New Jersey, you know
what I'm saying, Like, that's the argument, And I go,
I don't understand where that comes from.
Speaker 3: Because there's footage of the moon. There is not footage.
Let's put it this way. I think a lot of
this comes from well, okay, you have the cynicism from
what happened in twenty twenty. A lot of the cynicism
really started back during the Vietnam War. Okay. In over time,
we've learned more, we've gained more information, We've learned about
all the government stuff. We've learned about all these other
things classified stuff from the government, the Kenny assassination, and
society has become smarter, they've also become more cynical. Cynicism
doesn't equate brains. It just makes you just more skechical questions.
It makes a question. But that doesn't necessarily mean that
you're smarter. All it means is you question everything. That
doesn't mean that it's right to question everything.
Speaker 2: If you question everything, are you also seeking answers? Do
you understand what I'm saying? Like, if you question things.
Speaker 3: You could just be the bitter man yell at the clouds.
Speaker 2: You go, you're just that all, You're another red flag
red flag. But if you're that person that says all
these things and then goes, I've watched all the movies,
how about you go read the articles from the time.
Somewhere somebody was recording this in real time. There were articles,
there were papers. We can find that now it used
to be microfiche.
Speaker 3: You didn't have to do that anymore.
Speaker 2: Now you got it's probably all so you can probably
just sit in your house, probably sit on your toilet
and look it up on the phone. But at least
it would be someone doing a little bit more than
just I don't believe or I questioned everything, okay, but
do you try to find answers to everything? That's all?
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, like right now we've gotten to a
point where I think it was triggernometry that podcast they
were talking about. How now because we are all now
our own media company, we all have YouTube videos. There's
all these influencers out now. To compete with the other influencers,
they have to keep raising the stakes. People like Candace
Owens and Tucker Carlson and others continue to make outlandish claims.
With Candace owns if you follow her, the first Lady
of France is actually a man. Then Charlie Kirk gets
assassinated and now, according to Candace Owens turning point, USA
led by his his now his widow Erica was behind
the whole thing and triggernometries. Point I forgot the host
then Kristin and Constantine Kristin or something like that. He said,
they keep raising the stakes because they need more cliques,
more views, because that's how they get paid. So I
have to keep so now the story continues. You have
to wait till later the stories get it greater. Now
and now we're at a point where even Obama said,
once everybody's questioning everything you've won and who's you. Well,
they are the people who want to sell, fighting each
other and disagreeing and because nobody really knows the real story, right,
And that's where we're at.
Speaker 2: But I think that questioning things and doing some real
research instead of listening to somebody and buying into it
is Okay. Here's the problem that I have with the
world today. The problem I have is that someone will
come at you with something, and even if they're going
to try to say it's all factual, a lot of
it also is opinion. Right, So they're coming with stuff.
And I used to have this argument because I would
always say, and it was philosophically balanced argument. I thought
in that an opinion by definition is halfway between fact
and fiction. Now, other philosophers would say to you, well,
there's sometimes some opinions have more fact and less fiction.
But the problem is that there's always some fiction in there.
Right What the percentage of that is, I don't know.
So I think when people are coming with this stuff,
they also have to realize that what they're saying too
may not be fully accurate, and that if you don't
agree with their opinion, they don't want to hear yours.
And that's the part that I don't like because that
that leads to like no discussion on things. And to me,
you have to have some kind of balance here, a
little bit, you know, we got to tolerate a little
bit of stuff. And yes, I get it, but boyt,
some people now they come it's almost like a it's
like a fight. It's a punch right there. It's just
a punch harder with my opinion. And it is the
people who get louder and they want to slam it
down and they want to And my thing is, what
does that do? I mean, if you're an adult and
you're still slamming doors because someone disagrees with you on something,
you need to do a little self reflection. Yes, you
know what I'm saying, like flow out, it's a red
flag and I just think like those things and that
that's the world I see now. And a lot of
times it has gone from what used to be the
WWE wrestler type aggressiveness that we see like I'm gonna
run you know something, Bill More, Yes, that kind of thing.
But full mind, if you go back, there was a
great show that I used to love. It was the
Morton Downey Junior Show and he was smoking and doing But.
Speaker 3: That guy is another example.
Speaker 2: Was the first one that I could see that I
remember the Public Eye. I'm not going to say he
was the first one. Is the first one I remember
in Public Eye, New York that was coming opinion and
you're wrong, you know, and that sort of thing. And
then you know where it really spilled over was like
sports radio really gets that way, yes, and it's all
opinion and it's all I love it because it's based
around nothing, nothing that really has any consequence in most
people's lives, unless I guess you're betting on the game,
and maybe, but my point is like those are And
so now that kind of aggressiveness has spilled into social
media and it's it's you isolate people. We've got into
a place with politics where families are not spoken to
each other. And I find that so sad and so
ridicul just ridiculous. And you know, what can you say?
But again, just because you think somebody's great doesn't mean
that what the other person is telling you that maybe
faults are entirely wrong. And that's where again, their opinion
will have some fiction in it, but it also has
some fact. Yours will have some fact in it and
some fiction as well. And if you're really going to
be a human being that's socializing and living in this world,
we got to change that shit a little bit, yes,
you know, because I even hear things like we need
a little more kindness.
Speaker 3: No, we don't.
Speaker 2: We need a little more fucking tolerance. We need to
stop feeling like you're always correct. That's what I think,
wrong it is, because how else are you gonna learn? Like, seriously,
you know it's and I get it. Things change, things evolve, right,
And I was challenged on one thing that I think
pretty strongly on, uh, And you made a sort of
a joke about it when I brought up the fact
that we were gonna get into doing some merchandise, and
you said, uh, survived, cancel, survivor right. And I always
thought like the cancel culture to me was a bad
thing because if we've decided to change as a society,
why and we're gonna lift everybody up. We all want
to lift people up, we all want to help people
get better. Why are we gonna then stamp out somebody
who made a mistake and not give them another chance.
But as somebody said, how many times is enough? And
I don't have an answer to that. How many times enough?
Like we say, don't do it? Or does it just
make them go underground? Does it make them more? And
I'll tell you what. Maybe that's part of the reason
we're also seeing such a pushback now because I think
they just did a survey and it's like young guys
and I don't even know what they are gen Z
maybe Jen and whatever. I lost track, And they're more
misogynistic than the boomers.
Speaker 3: Because I think they're just they're just tiredscuatay but see
but okay, or the idea of a vasculation that's right.
Speaker 2: So they've been told that this is emasculating by somebody
who stood up that was loud, that that they listened to,
that spoke with what authority.
Speaker 3: Yes, and confidence. Yes, right, and all of those got louder.
Speaker 2: And got momentum. And again is that person wrong? Probably
not entirely, but again instant opinion, that's all I'm trying
to say, yes, And I think we got to look
at it through that lens and stop being so defensive
on everything, because not everything is out to insult you
or hurt you or whatever. I I know that I
moved through this world. I'm finding it more and more
that I moved through this world very differently than most people.
And I'm not saying it's better. Please don't think I'm
saying that. Sometimes I question my own maybe my own
mental health. I don't have the same anxiety as people.
Oh my god, I worry about this and I'm a dooms.
I try to think of all the things that could happen.
Guess who doesn't do that and probably should is me?
Is me? Yeah, I just go and do stuff I
think dumb or not. I'll get in a car and
try to go one hundred and fifty miles an hour
without thinking what could happen if I lose it. I
don't think that's going to happen.
Speaker 3: So I think ninety five percent unless it's the weather,
unless it's like it's things you have to know, like, okay,
voting is Tuesday at nine o'clock, whatever your taxes are due.
Unless you know, if it comes from a screen or
a speaker, it's entertainment. Take it as such. Okay, that's
how you should look at life. I think that's if
it comes from a speaker or a screen, it's entertainment. Now.
Speaker 2: Look, I think there are people that on both sides
of the political spectrum, since that's really what the big
divide in our country is now, I think they have
some valid ways of looking at things. I really do.
I think there are times where I hear thinks where
I say things and I go, boy, maybe that's more
conservative than I'm even willing to admit. But like when
I look at at stuff because I had a conversation
with somebody, I think it was my mom that I
had a conversation about the pandemic and I said, I
I worry a little bit about the effects that it
had on a certain generation. I know that technology has
sort of isolated us, but the idea, I even think
sometimes it is now affecting the liquor industry. Does the
liquor can the liquor industry afford to be affected. Probably,
but you know what I mean probably, Uh doesn't mean
that smaller venu well, smaller venues may wind up shutting
the shuttering. Yeah, okay, but that happens in any business,
and it's you know, you got to you gotta do it.
But it's younger people that aren't. And I think a
lot of times it's because they just rather be home.
Speaker 3: They don't. It's I think that where they've found gummies. Right.
Speaker 2: And then I did get the vaccine. But what I
started to think about, and it only hit me when
I went for my physical and they said to me,
because I'm a man of a certain age, you could
get they have a new Macacle vaccine. Now I'm angitis.
I thought it was more for pneumonia. Maybe you're right,
but I don't know because you might be right up
to because I've known new Micacle pneumonia. I as a
as a as a child, I was hospitalized. I was
hospitalized often as a baby up to about the age
of three for for pneumonia. Had a lot of pneumonia.
And you ran track, and I ran track. You overcame
I did. It's like a j Max story right there.
Yeah I did, and then I probably smoked a cigarette
or two along the way and yeah, I'm fine while running.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's the comeback player of the year. I was
the most. I was the most.
Speaker 2: And I oh, look at that Moran flag film. That's
the Moran coat of arms. By the way, just real quick,
the things in the background are all from listeners. Well,
the Kevin gave the little people and the stones sign
that flipped over, but the flags are from listeners.
Speaker 3: That's awesome. Yeah, isn't that cool? It is cool, Like
we get a lot of cool stuff.
Speaker 2: And uh, before when we begin the next segment, I'm
going to plug a bunch of things that we have
and I'll try to fix that. Uh but where was I.
Speaker 3: Going with this? You're talking about that the new Macacle, the.
Speaker 2: New Macackle, And I said to my mom, I go,
what's interesting to me is they have done studies and
they realize that people of a certain age are more affected.
I said, it would be shocking to me if my son,
who is twenty four, my other ones twenty five, had
gone in for physicals and they were offered the new Macacle,
that would surprise me because it's not they're probably fine
without it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you see where I'm going. Yes, do you see
where I'm going? Okay, where am I going? You're going to?
Are they pushing medications? I know, I'm not. What I'm
saying is if they know by science that this affects
a certain segment of the population, then why did everybody
have to get the vaccine? Oh? Great point. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm not saying younger people didn't get sick. I
know someone who was in their thirties who was sent
home with an oxygen tank was hospitalized. Neither the ventilator
went home with an oxygen tank. So I'm not saying
it didn't do that to everybody. But my point was
when you hear these people who go on about the vaccine,
I don't know that they were anti vaxxers as much
as they were saying I don't trust this is too fast.
Speaker 3: Yes. Now, my older sister who passed away was one
of those people. She says, I'm in the industry. Vaccines
don't come out that quickly.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I don't know. Unless I don't know, I
can't say I went and got it. But I also think,
like so then people go, yeah, but you could be
you could spread. Yes, you were less affected by COVID
if you had the vaccine, supposedly, right. I think I
got sick for a day. I did get COVID. I
kind of knocked out for a day, But.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's because I had the vaccine
or not.
Speaker 2: I did have it. But my point is like it
was affecting mostly the older population. But that became such
a political dividing point in our society, and people were
labeled things that I don't think and I and I'm
by the way, I'm one who got the vaccine, so
I'm just saying this, But they were labeled as anti vaxxers.
I don't know that they were anti vaxxers. No, they
were not people. They just said, not this vaccine.
Speaker 3: There are nurses who were like, like, administer vaccines for
a living, and they're like, yeah, I don't know about
this one. Okay, you're right anti vaxer because we have
to pay people with an evil brush.
Speaker 2: Okay, but the anti vaxxer thing, I go, boy, that
that's where it became so bad. And so then it
was like you're going to be killing people. But The
other thing is like if I have the now, I
don't know enough about vaccines. So please understand that this
is opinion, but I'm just trying to draw parallels. If
I get diaesels, monks rubella vaccine, I should be fine
to never get measles months of rubella. Every once in
a while you'll hear about an out not an outbreak,
but a couple of kids getting kids whatever. Okay, but
do you if I have it, I don't even worry
about it. I don't because I don't think I'm gonna
get it. I don't know that that was necessarily the
case with COVID, but it was recommended that if you
got it, it would be less. And what population was
it affecting the most? Like New Macacle, the older population,
right and even older than me. And I just wonder
if we made not a mistake, but we made a
big deal out of something that that that has become
such a dividing point that I don't know that we'll
ever recover, if that makes sense. Oh again, a pit
just saying.
Speaker 3: I could see that. I mean, because it became like
a hotbed issue. I mean, I know people who got
the vaccine and died. I know people who didn't get
the vaccine and died of COVID. Yeah, yeah, you know,
I mean right, so I didn't want to get it. Yeah,
I ended up getting it after I mean I think
I had no no, I got it and then I
got COVID. I end up getting it because I was
told that if you ever want to come back to
Saint Jeff Fisher and announce a football game again, you
better get this vaccine.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, look, I think that I was like, really,
I think they were all trying to I like to
think most people were doing.
Speaker 3: It good faith.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, here's the other thing. You know, all these
places are funding, even private get some kind of government funding.
If you're not money, if they're not playing right, if
you want your money, I want your money. If you
want your money, and I'm going as the government. We
lost a lot of trust because now there are and
again we can go back to conspiracy theory as to
we have no explanation why this younger person early forties died.
Speaker 3: So the only thing we know that was different was
they got the vaccine. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Does that mean it was the vaccine? Probably not, but
I guess by the you know, if you're just going
by elimination. My only point was that there we do
say to certain people of a certain age, get this vaccine,
get that vaccine, and we don't tell that to younger people.
This was something that was affecting the older population.
Speaker 3: Or did they again pandemic bigger?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: More scientists looking at a whole population. Yeah, okay, scary
not knowing, right, not knowing what we were going to do.
I don't know. I just think when you look back right,
hindsight's twenty twenty. We'll take a moment. I think we
have to do the bit. Oh okay, I think we
got to do the bit. And I don't have a number,
so I got to dig up some quick numbers here.
But is there a state you would prefer that we
call Tanning Salon, Kentucky? Kentucky? Not one I would have
thought of.
Speaker 3: You thought we were called call Florida. No.
Speaker 2: I wasn't thinking Florida. I was thinking I was thinking
like Georgia, Bama, Mississippi.
Speaker 3: But no, I like Kentucky, Kentucky. I don't think we've
done Kentucky. Okay, so we will call Kentucky. It's basketball season,
so they're probably just tracked.
Speaker 2: Gotcha, Well they I didn't think they did that.
Speaker 3: Well, but it's always basketball season for those people. We'll
take a moment and be right back.
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laughing BEFORE i delivered the line because it was so.
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says something, funny he'd look at me because he, Knew,
YES i would crack.
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own jokes, TOO i WOULD i was thinking of doing
this bit a million years, ago and HOW i used
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idea resurrecting this.
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my phone is hooked. UP i did not get a burner.
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okay AND i won't say where In kentucky we're. Calling, okay,
okay but we're calling in the state Of. Kentucky so
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i'm gonna throw in. Here their body needs to be you,
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Artist she, does so we got to brown up the
meat a little.
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bed just to get some.
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put on a little dial in. Music, here.
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we want to see if we can get someone to
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okay let's see if we can set a. Record and
then every every time we do, this we got to
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Home how are you? TODAY i am doing. Well how
are you? Good who AM i speaking?
Speaker 4: With this Is Closed? Society this Is, Donna Oh.
Speaker 3: Donna High are you the manager Of Close?
Speaker 2: SOCIETY i?
Speaker 4: Am how CAN i help? You?
Speaker 3: Yes so we're from The connors And Farris Funeral home
two six to two. Comp and we have a little
situation going on our makeup, Artist. Yvonne we had to
send her. Home. UH i don't know if you're familiar
With Lou, holtz the Old Notre dame coach who passed away. Recently,
well we have him And yvonne our makeup. Artist we
had to send her home because she was playing patty
cake with Mister, holts who's a big fan and. So
but we have a showing for Mister holtz like, tomorrow
and we don't have a makeup. Artist so we need
to bring Mister, Holtz Notre dame head, coach motivational. Speaker
we need to bring his body down and get some,
color and we were hoping you could help us with, That.
Speaker 4: Donna and he is In Bowling, Green.
Speaker 3: Yes football football.
Speaker 2: Town Huh Bowling, Green.
Speaker 3: Kentucky, yes it's where he's. From to where he got that, accent, yes.
Speaker 4: Huh well, Yeah i'm not a makeup. Artist no we.
Speaker 3: Don't we're not asking you to do. Makeup we just
want to brown up the meat a.
Speaker 4: Little, no, Sir, no who is?
Speaker 3: This this Is kevin from The connors And Farris Funeral.
Speaker 4: Home, KEVIN i am so. SORRY i am not going
to be able to help.
Speaker 3: You what if we three a few extra? Bucks The
holtz family's got a lot of.
Speaker 4: Money, uh they probably, Do But i'm not your. GIRL
i just appreciate you're thinking of, me.
Speaker 3: Though the pulp is going to fly in for this
because he Was Notre dame's head.
Speaker 4: Coach's, yes, really that's so. Cool, well you know, what
there are a ton of other places that you could probably.
Speaker 3: CONTACT i Am i'm so.
Speaker 4: BOOKED i can't even get with this guy's.
Speaker 2: Name, Again Lou.
Speaker 3: HOLTZ i cannot get him.
Speaker 4: In you can't go BOOK i can't. KNOW i cannot
even get him.
Speaker 3: In Bowling green's favorite. Son you can't get to just
like you, know color.
Speaker 2: A little but.
Speaker 3: Walk, Yeah I'm can you recommend another tanning?
Speaker 4: SALON i can't know BECAUSE i don't really know of
any other.
Speaker 3: Ones, okay now are you guys, like do you guys
do spray tans or do you do like the uh
you lay in the.
Speaker 4: Bed, no we do not do the lay in the.
Speaker 2: Bed the lay in the bed is very bad for
you and it can actually get you in a situation
like mister Holt Ah.
Speaker 3: Okay we don't Need, well he's already, gone so it
really wouldn't. MATTER i just NEED i even stand him,
up you want to spray. Him that's ALL i.
Speaker 2: Did i'm.
Speaker 4: Good i'm so. GOOD i appreciate.
Speaker 3: You, okay thank, you DON i appreciate your help.
Speaker 4: Today, okay have a good, night you.
Speaker 3: Too you got? It good. Bike. Dady what are you
doing bringing Up Lou slay? DEAD i, know but Bowling,
green it could totally.
Speaker 2: Happen, no he would like that was that was the
tipping point for.
Speaker 3: Her, okay she didn't believe, it.
Speaker 2: But she kept going well because she was just playing
along and her Friendly you weren't giving her too hard
of a.
Speaker 3: Time, okay all, right we got one. MORE i won't
Do Lou holtz this.
Speaker 2: Type i'll just say Missus, johnson Missus, johnson or just
say like The johnson. Family, uh you know they're they're
they're very UH i don't, know philanthropic in around, town
or even say you're calling from a different, place Like
i'm calling From. Lexington they're very philanthropic In, lexington and
you know something like. THAT i don't, know but that
was such an obvious it's. RIDICULOUS i, go, man we're
out of. Practice but how long we were on the
phone with?
Speaker 3: Her THOUGH i did not get it right down the.
Speaker 2: TIME i.
Speaker 3: DIDN'T i can go back and find out and figure that.
Out Blue holtz is In Bowling. Green, yeah he's gonna
be very next to. Secretariat what's the.
Speaker 2: Problem slate tanning? Salon it's just generic.
Speaker 3: Enough, yeah they're probably not with.
Speaker 2: It just generic. Enough now the problem, IS i think
we may have TO i may have to go get a.
BURNER i think that's the.
Speaker 3: Problem help, You, Hi, yes who AM i speaking? With?
Speaker 4: Please this Is. Addie, Hi.
Speaker 3: Addie my name Is kevin And i'm calling from The
connors And Farris Funeral home here in. Town how are you?
Today i'm?
Speaker 4: Good how are you?
Speaker 3: Good? Good we have a little situation, here as you,
know we do funerals here and we have a very,
wealthy philanthropic family in, town The, johnson's who you have
to have a showing tomorrow in our makeup, Artist yvonne
is out sick with the, herbs and we were hoping
that we could get some get some color for the
body of Missus johnson before the showing tomorrow or this
family's gonna lose their.
Speaker 4: Crap, oh So i'm fortunately we don't have any makeup artists.
Speaker 3: Here, well you guys do spray. Tanning, yes, okay ALL
i need is some color SO i can bring Missus
johnson by after hours or even now if you. Like
all we got to. Do we got the. Hearse we'll
just swing her in on a gurney and then we
just prop her up in the spray tanning bed and
you guys could just spray her up and down real,
quick because like this showings tomorrow and we're, GOOD i,
mean And yvonne's not coming. Back she may be, transitioning
so we don't know who's coming. Back we just know
that we got to get this body some. Color.
Speaker 4: Okay CAN i give you a call back And i'll
talk to one on my managers see if we can do.
Speaker 3: That, yeah, Absolutely.
Speaker 4: And then what was your?
Speaker 3: Name my name Is, laura.
Speaker 4: Okay And i'll get is this a good number to
call you back?
Speaker 3: On?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Okay i'll give you a.
Speaker 3: Callback thank, you thank you. Okay, Okay now that wasn't,
funny but she bought, it, okay so we're gonna have
to come in.
Speaker 2: Here it just just.
Speaker 3: Blast them out for it for like three hours until
we get like three good. Ones well, YEAH i mean
that's what you gotta.
Speaker 2: Do but she shouldn't be able to.
Speaker 3: Call back mm, hm because that Was if she does call,
back be, like, hey, listen they changed. Plans, No i'm
not going to do. That i'm going to, say what
are you talking? About i'm In? Rochester where are you?
From all?
Speaker 2: RIGHT i thought she.
Speaker 3: DIDN'T i mean she played, along but she wasn't playing
like she thought we were. Serious, Yeah well she was
smart enough to say we don't have any makeup. Artists i'm, like,
YEAH i, know we gotta do spray, tans. Right, well,
yeah COULD i have handled it?
Speaker 2: BETTER i think the way we used to say it
was our makeup artist is.
Speaker 3: Off we're kind of.
Speaker 2: Stuck can we bring the body over and you give
it a little spray?
Speaker 3: Tan? Okay so that way.
Speaker 2: We're not saying like we're looking for a makeup art
although it's not terrible because they all that's like twice
we've heard, that, Right, Yes but if we, say if you,
say we're really in a, Jam we've got a showing
at ten am tomorrow for the family, only big philanthropic.
Speaker 3: Family can we get the can we get the body?
Over this Is.
Speaker 4: Amanda, Hi.
Speaker 3: Amanda my name Is, laura And i'm calling from the
funeral home down the. Road how you doing? Tonight?
Speaker 4: Good you're calling from are at the funeral.
Speaker 3: Home and we got a little problem AND i was
wondering if you guys could help us out. Here do
you guys do spray? TANS i. Don't you, don't, okay
but that's even. Better you do regular? Tans? Yes, okay, great.
Great we have a little situation. Here our makeup, Artist,
yvonne died two days, ago and so since she was
our makeup, artist we don't have anybody to make up for.
Her so we're wondering if we could bring her by
and just throwing a tanning bed real, quick get maybe twenty,
minutes get some get some redness for. Her so because
we have a showing tomorrow, morning private, funeral and we
were wondering if we can bring her. By you guys
come highly, recommended and we can bring her by and
get you, know proud up the meat a little.
Speaker 4: Bit that is, hilarious but no, thanks it's.
Speaker 3: Hilarious, No i'm. Serious she. Died we have no way
of calling her. Up her family's going to be out
of their. Mind she's worked for us for twenty five. Years,
no you, can, no thank? You are you sure because
we'll pay? Extra, okay, okay all, right well, okay all?
Right we got? Three, right, yeah we got? Three all, right.
Speaker 2: We'll work on. It we'll work on.
Speaker 3: It but WE'D i go wrong with that? One was
she just Not was she just not dumb enough to do? It?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes so we have to if people were dumber
so many years. Ago, well first we were calling from
a block. Number THEN i went through a different number
THAT i have That i'm fine with because even if
they call, back it would be funny to play those,
messages because you know WHAT i. Mean so we'll work on,
that all. Right so we got some. Bugs, okay we're
gonna work out the, Bugs, DAN i, THOUGHT i thought
the bugs the Pop we're gonna be. Good what do you?
Speaker 3: Apologizing you? KNOW i? Thought you know that's all right
For Dan, barrella bring it, back the old bitch baby red,
flag anybody who does old.
Speaker 2: Bits I'm Bill. Moran we'll see you next.
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