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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media make twelve thirty great again. I'm Johnny

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<v Speaker 1>Mack with your daily comedy news David Letterman, who's on

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong side of all the issues these days. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>he's supporting Seth Myers, whereas the President and I are

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<v Speaker 1>aligned that NBC twelve thirty could be a lot funnier.

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<v Speaker 1>Letterman also out there letting Adam Sandler believe he's the

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<v Speaker 1>least bit funny. You know, I don't know what to

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<v Speaker 1>do with this. I'm actually getting increasingly mad with Mike

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<v Speaker 1>from The Letterman Podcast, and I'm in his ear that

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<v Speaker 1>he needs to rebrand his show as The Conan Podcast

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<v Speaker 1>and celebrate the true greatness of twelve thirty comedy now

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<v Speaker 1>that Dave has just lost his way. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what Jimmy Fallon did on that show

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<v Speaker 1>and Seth forget about it. So Mike the Conan Podcast

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<v Speaker 1>think about it. I think you need to consider it.

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<v Speaker 1>David Letterman is still out there putting out work. Dave

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<v Speaker 1>has announced another season of My Next Guest Needs No

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<v Speaker 1>Introduction with David Letterman, season December sixteenth. Michael B. Jordan

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<v Speaker 1>is the guest and my wife has the haunts for

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<v Speaker 1>Michael B. Jordan, so I'm not gonna tell her that

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<v Speaker 1>episode even exists. Then I find this interesting mister Beast,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they tell us mister Beast's real name is

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Donaldson. I thought your guest needs no introduction. Hmmm,

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<v Speaker 1>which is it? David Letterman and Jason Bateman will be

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<v Speaker 1>the final guest of the wopping three episode season. For

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<v Speaker 1>some reason, the Saandler episode not part of the official season.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how many of this works. I don't care. Dave,

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<v Speaker 1>come back home, Dave, you want to press me. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care about the return of Eddie Murphy. Here's what

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<v Speaker 1>I want Dave to do. David Letterman, I'm calling you out.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to find a tower somewhere and throw

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<v Speaker 1>a watermelon off it. Just one watermelon. That's all I

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<v Speaker 1>need out of you, Just to know that my David

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<v Speaker 1>Letterman is still in there somewhere now. The original five

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<v Speaker 1>story tower has been torn down, but I'm sure we

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<v Speaker 1>can find another five story tower if you want. If

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<v Speaker 1>you want to come over to my house and throw

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<v Speaker 1>a watermelon off the house at me, I'll let you

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<v Speaker 1>do that as long as I can record the audio.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, in these trying times where some things are

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<v Speaker 1>getting worse, some things are getting better, Sesame Street has

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<v Speaker 1>found its fastball. I'm really excited about this. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>Sesame Street is on Netflix right now. Yeah, no more PBS.

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<v Speaker 1>It's on Netflix and they're doing a cross promotion to

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<v Speaker 1>promote this knives Out movie that I think it's out today.

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<v Speaker 1>If you've ever seen a knives Out movie. Daniel Craig

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<v Speaker 1>plays ben Wan Blanc. Well, he plays Benyet Blanc on

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<v Speaker 1>a knives Out parody on Sesame Street. Let's listen, someone

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<v Speaker 1>e't me tripleberry pie? Ha ah, No one touched my

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<v Speaker 1>sardine pie. This a mystery only the world's greatest detective console.

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<v Speaker 1>What have arrived to this street of Sesame on a

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<v Speaker 1>sunner day? Turn cloudy? We have a culinary culprit in

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<v Speaker 1>our mites, and to solve this confectionery conundrum, we must

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<v Speaker 1>look right in front of our googly eyes at cookie Monster.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we're not doing that whole gasp thing. It makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Cookie Master does love silm chills. Yeah, yes, now that

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<v Speaker 1>was pretty good, and like most things on modern Sesame Street,

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<v Speaker 1>it got ruined Byomo. I mean that is just the

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<v Speaker 1>story of him. Well, President Trump, why don't you do

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<v Speaker 1>something about Sesame Street? You know, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing all day. Appreciate you helping to make twelve

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<v Speaker 1>thirty great again, and I applaud your efforts there. You

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<v Speaker 1>and I are not aligned on all the issues, but

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<v Speaker 1>you've done nothing about Patton Oswalt and Star Trek so far,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think you need to do something about Sesame Street.

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<v Speaker 1>Sesame Street in the seventies was wonderful, and then Elmo

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<v Speaker 1>came along, and you should do something about that, mister President.

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<v Speaker 1>I digress. Some people want Knives Out filmmaker Ryan Johnson

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<v Speaker 1>to make an official Muppets version, which would be epic.

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<v Speaker 1>This probably as close as we'll ever get. Johnson had

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<v Speaker 1>the Hollywood Reporters Awards Chatter podcast that respects both the

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<v Speaker 1>Muppet movies and Knives Out to mix them. He says

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<v Speaker 1>that now come back in twenty years when he needs

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<v Speaker 1>a paycheck. He says, the reality is, if you put

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<v Speaker 1>Muppets in a Ben wa Blanc movie, it would feel

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<v Speaker 1>totally wrong because they would be getting murdered. The alternative

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<v Speaker 1>is just to stick Ben Wy into a Muppet movie,

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<v Speaker 1>which admittedly would be very fun, but will kind of

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<v Speaker 1>break the reality of what Blanc is, which is to say,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to just do a regular awesome Muppet movie.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no, no no. Look, it's a movie.

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<v Speaker 1>We can all handle it. We can all understand that

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<v Speaker 1>there's no reality to this thing. We can handle it.

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<v Speaker 1>Make this President Trump, get on that. Burt Kreischer. I

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<v Speaker 1>like what Burke Kreischer is doing here. He will headline

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<v Speaker 1>the first Full Throttle Festival during the Daytona five hundred weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever been to Daytona. I got to go twice.

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<v Speaker 1>I got what's called a hot pass. What a hot

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<v Speaker 1>pass is is you can be on pit road during

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<v Speaker 1>the actual race. So I would be standing at NASCAR races.

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<v Speaker 1>The series had the rights to a NASCAR and I

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<v Speaker 1>got to go to a bunch of races as part

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<v Speaker 1>of the cross promotional Blue Collar Radio. I found myself

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<v Speaker 1>in Talladego one day with Jeff Foxworthy. But you're standing there,

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<v Speaker 1>and because you have a past that says the word

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<v Speaker 1>hot on it, you have all access. It's like sitting

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<v Speaker 1>in the dugout in the World Series. So I was

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<v Speaker 1>there and I was like, I appreciate this. But I

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<v Speaker 1>know I'm not appreciative because I was looking at all

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<v Speaker 1>these people in the stands and I'm like, oh, boy,

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<v Speaker 1>if those people who like truly appreciate you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>from Queens. I didn't grow up a NASCAR. Those people, boy,

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<v Speaker 1>if they could be in my spot, they would lose

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<v Speaker 1>their mind. Again, I thought it was really cool, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was thankful, but I was just like, boy, this

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<v Speaker 1>is the equivalent of me sitting in the Mets dugout

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<v Speaker 1>in the World Series, Not that the Mets would ever

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<v Speaker 1>be in the World Series, but you know, I could fantasize.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a great time I met this dude. I've

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<v Speaker 1>got a great picture. He was dressed head to toe

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<v Speaker 1>in Budweiser gear. I guess he was a Dale Earnhardt

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<v Speaker 1>junior fan, and he had a cooler. And the other

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<v Speaker 1>thing about Daytona an hour before the race, you're allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to sit on the track. I've got a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>me sitting on the track drinking a Budweiser an hour

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<v Speaker 1>before or the race of Daytona five hundred. So I

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<v Speaker 1>love the Daytona five hundred. I have digressed again. Bert

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<v Speaker 1>Kreischer will headline the first Full Throttle Festival during Daytona

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<v Speaker 1>at the Ocean Center. The festival will include barbecue, beer,

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<v Speaker 1>and NASCAR themed attractions. This sounds awesome. Tickets start at

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<v Speaker 1>seventy five bucks. Full Throttle Festival dot com touted as

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<v Speaker 1>an all night party that brings together live music, stand

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<v Speaker 1>up comedy, beer and barbecue under one massive roof. Kraser

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<v Speaker 1>and former Daytona Beach area resident Diplow seven pm to one.

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<v Speaker 1>Am Bert Kreisher said, Race Weekend in Daytona is the

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<v Speaker 1>super Bowl of speed, and for me that means going

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely massive. So I figured, why not partner with Nascord

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<v Speaker 1>build the biggest, wildest, greatest pre race party ever. We're

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<v Speaker 1>bringing a rock show, country show, comedy show, and the

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<v Speaker 1>kind of barbecue and beer that would make a pit

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<v Speaker 1>crew chief proud. Love it so much fun and to

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<v Speaker 1>wash all this down, as if this wasn't fun enough,

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<v Speaker 1>the Great American Beer Hall will feature an expanse of

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<v Speaker 1>craft beer program and domestic favorites with signature cocktails, available

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<v Speaker 1>at bars in the venue. Tickets to the Daytona five

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<v Speaker 1>hundred are not required to attend the festival. Sounds really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Paul F. Tompkins has weight in on cake versus pie

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<v Speaker 1>and says cake will always be superior to pie. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the truth hurts pie people. Cake will always be superior

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<v Speaker 1>to pie for one very simple reason, frosting. You all

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<v Speaker 1>forgot about the frosting. Every once in a while I

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<v Speaker 1>get some pathetic little pie person say something like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you could put whipped cream on a pie. Whipped cream.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't make me laugh. You've embarrassed that both of us

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<v Speaker 1>with that answer. You put whipped cream up against frosting.

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<v Speaker 1>Love it. Here's how good frosting is when you eat

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<v Speaker 1>it directly out of can you feel shame must be.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty good because you're not supposed to eat it

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<v Speaker 1>that way. What are you gonna put pie filling up

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<v Speaker 1>against frosting? Patton Oswald, who is helping to ruin Star

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<v Speaker 1>Trek with his awful dug the Vulcan character, President Trump,

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<v Speaker 1>please get on this. Forbes asked Patent why the title

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<v Speaker 1>of his special Black Coffee and Ice Water does not

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<v Speaker 1>appear in the special and Patten said that he never

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<v Speaker 1>puts them in the special, and I was like, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>who does that? Nobody does that? Do people do that?

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<v Speaker 1>I hope not? Batton explain, And it's kind of the

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<v Speaker 1>overall mood at the title is more of the mood,

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<v Speaker 1>but you never hear anything with the title in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Batton explain. I usually generate about an hour and a

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<v Speaker 1>half of material every year, and I'd just done a

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<v Speaker 1>ton of films and TV shows, including Ruining Star Trek,

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<v Speaker 1>and a lot of traveling, and my life wasn't focused

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<v Speaker 1>on stand up for a while, maybe a little less

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<v Speaker 1>Dug the Vulcan and a little more stand up, just

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<v Speaker 1>saying and along with that was how hallucinatory and logical

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<v Speaker 1>the world has been coming around us. And as a comedian,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you take a step aside away from that

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<v Speaker 1>and go, I'm gonna go make fun of this thing

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<v Speaker 1>that's already kind of comedy proof in a weird way

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<v Speaker 1>because it's already so messed up. So there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of that feeling in this. And on top of that,

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<v Speaker 1>this was not a visual special, that's right, this is

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<v Speaker 1>an audio special on Audible. I was so much freer

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<v Speaker 1>to perform and just have it being the material. We're

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<v Speaker 1>doing a special. All you think of the camera angles,

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<v Speaker 1>the wardrobe lighting, how does it look? You have all

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<v Speaker 1>that in mind. It's everything but the material. But this

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<v Speaker 1>is just me. People are gonna hear my voice and

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<v Speaker 1>hear the audience and how we're both relating. Being that

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<v Speaker 1>stripped down and that simple for me, it was just fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>Get your nominations in for Comedy Survivor. What we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to do in January is every week we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>vote one comedian off the Island. So I need your

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<v Speaker 1>nominations for who should be on Comedy Survivor. And again,

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<v Speaker 1>remember the point isn't who wins, it's the journey. So

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<v Speaker 1>give me good names so I have material to work with.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to Facebook Daily Comedy News podcast group and three

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<v Speaker 1>names in. I'll reveal on Monday who's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>on the Island. Comedy Gives Back as a nonprofit that

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<v Speaker 1>acts as the safety net of the comedy world, they've

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<v Speaker 1>announced a new annual fundraising effort, the Very Good Person

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<v Speaker 1>Year End Giving Campaign. Donations will address the challenges faced

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<v Speaker 1>by comedians, including mental health struggles, physical health, and financial

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<v Speaker 1>instability through various initiatives, including therapy grants, financial assistance programs,

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<v Speaker 1>recovery meetings, and educational workshops. The org aims to ensure

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<v Speaker 1>that stand ups at all stages of the career receive

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<v Speaker 1>the support they need. Zoe Friedman is the organization's executive

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<v Speaker 1>director and co founder. As Zoe said, people know the

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin Harts and the bird crisis of the world, But

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<v Speaker 1>for every household name, there are hundreds of working comedians

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<v Speaker 1>you've never heard of who are grinding it out to

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<v Speaker 1>bring laughter the world. Those are the comedians Comedy Gives

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<v Speaker 1>Back exists to support. Zoe was a guest on episode

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and eighty five of the still titled Letterman

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<v Speaker 1>Podcast Again. I'm hoping Mike will rename this the Conan

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<v Speaker 1>Podcast and accept the greatness of twelve thirty. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes I got to leave people behind. There was a

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<v Speaker 1>time when Rudy Giuliani was America's mayor and everybody in

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<v Speaker 1>New York City loved him. A couple of years went by,

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<v Speaker 1>things change. Giuliani started supporting Adam Sandler comedies and saying

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<v Speaker 1>Seth Myers was funny, and you know some other stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And now people don't like Juliani as much as they did, say,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, in the early nineties when they were in

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<v Speaker 1>times change. So Mike, please rename your podcast to the

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<v Speaker 1>Conan Podcast, and you know, give you some other stuff

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about. Comedy Gives Back has granted one million

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<v Speaker 1>dollars to over one thousand working comedians experiencing hardship since

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<v Speaker 1>twenty nineteen. Nice job there, folks. Also a nice job

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<v Speaker 1>by Tracy Morgan, who said he has fed over nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>thousand families. Tracy told people he has donated more than

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<v Speaker 1>work with the Hacketsack Meridian Health Foundation. Tracy says, it's

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<v Speaker 1>fun to get the love and support, but it's better

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<v Speaker 1>when you give it back. That's what I want to

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<v Speaker 1>teach my children more than just a great education. I

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<v Speaker 1>want Maven and her brothers to be empathic. Tercy has

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<v Speaker 1>in my life, spending time with my children, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care about nothing else in the world. Listeners

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<v Speaker 1>to this program know that Marcelo Hernandez does two things. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>those two things are the character he does on SNL.

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<v Speaker 1>Every single sketch he appears, it's I mean, you can

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<v Speaker 1>call it Domingo, but it's all the same character. And

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<v Speaker 1>his Sebastian Manascalco impression. Well, now we'll see if Marcello

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<v Speaker 1>has a third thing he can do. He's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be in the cast of Shrek five. He's going to

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<v Speaker 1>play Shrek and Fiona's son, Fergus. Now, Fergus is a

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<v Speaker 1>Scottish name, so I assume Marcelo Hernandez is going to

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<v Speaker 1>break out some sort of Scottish accent, right, that would

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<v Speaker 1>make sense. Shrek five out June thirtieth, twenty twenty seven.

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<v Speaker 1>The cast includes Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz

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<v Speaker 1>reprising their roles a Shrek, Donkey and Fiona. And that

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<v Speaker 1>is your comedy news for today. Make twelve thirty great again.

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<v Speaker 1>See you tomorrow.