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Speaker 2: Hey, we made b WO come to life though with
Speaker 2: stickers and coozies. I brought some of those out the
Speaker 2: other night. I found him in my back of my
Speaker 2: truck under a seat they go in seconds.
Speaker 1: Visitors to King's Island, which is an amusement park in Mason, Ohio,
Speaker 1: are being warned about something to take into consideration before
Speaker 1: jumping on some of these rides. They're being told to
Speaker 1: keep their mouths shut. Oh bugs, right? Cicadas? Yeah? Oh
Speaker 1: god mention. You're on a high speed roller coaster and
Speaker 1: you get a mouthful of cicada.
Speaker 2: The only thing words would be if you swallowed it
Speaker 2: and you had to hear it in your stomach going.
Speaker 1: You know that?
Speaker 2: Man, When cicadas are out near my house, I hope
Speaker 2: that I can't hear them in the dorm room. I
Speaker 2: know in the master bedroom all I'm sorry, what do
Speaker 2: they call it now?
Speaker 1: To be pacy?
Speaker 2: And in my master bedroom you could totally hear them
Speaker 2: and the frogs every night. But in the dorm room,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you hear the frogs because it's
Speaker 2: further away from the pool. What is what is it
Speaker 2: that we it's a primary instead of master.
Speaker 1: You didn't know that, No I did, but I had
Speaker 1: forgot which which PC term you have to That is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I still call the master bedroom.
Speaker 2: It's there's nothing racist about that at all anyway. Anyway,
Speaker 2: So swallowing is a caddy f It was making the
Speaker 2: noises in your belly all night when you're trying to sleep.
Speaker 2: But then, you know, would be worse if you were
Speaker 2: on a roller coaster pat and one of those ungodly
Speaker 2: looking grasshoppers, you know, the monstrous ones that eat your
Speaker 2: plant all in one day. They eat an entire plant.
Speaker 2: It just looks scary. Yeah, And they jump and they
Speaker 2: spit at you. They spit some sort of.
Speaker 1: And if you if you hit him with a weed whacker,
Speaker 1: it's like green yellowish who comes out all over you.
Speaker 1: It's the yellowish. I don't even like stepping on them.
Speaker 1: I just use a shovel. Yeah, I just had a
Speaker 1: vision for a horror movie, grantited. This is rooted in
Speaker 1: the swarms of cicadas. What if there were swarms of
Speaker 1: palmetto bug roaches? You know how much just the average
Speaker 1: person just will dodge just a swooping palmetto bug, I know,
Speaker 1: I will, Oh god, Yeah, if they were in swarms
Speaker 1: just roaches and general flying palmetto bugs swarm, or.
Speaker 2: If people are crawling their skins crawling right now, if
Speaker 2: you either.
Speaker 1: Way to work, some shut up guys.
Speaker 2: Or if it was like the cicadas that you have
Speaker 2: to keep you if they were poisonous too.
Speaker 1: See, we don't see those flying around too much. You know.
Speaker 2: Those are the ones that wipe out like entire fields
Speaker 2: of corn and stuff.
Speaker 1: Is ever that that's what those are? What are those things?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know what I'm talking abouts? Is
Speaker 1: it locusts?
Speaker 2: They'd eat all the swarms of locals and then create
Speaker 2: dust storms back in the fifties or whenever they created
Speaker 2: like it.
Speaker 1: Was not good. I watched it a documentary that's the
Speaker 1: locust or another that's a sign of the apocalypse when
Speaker 1: those you know, hey, yeah, you ever, I'm grossed out now,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. The palmetto bugs.
Speaker 2: O that and the big the big grass weed whacker
Speaker 2: when you yeah, when you yeah, like.
Speaker 1: You said, when you stomp them.
Speaker 2: Somebody said, now it's the primary or owners betroom master.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're allowed to say owners either. That's uh,
Speaker 1: that's got negative connotations to primary. I'm sure if you
Speaker 1: dug down on that word, there'd be something negative with
Speaker 1: that too. Those uh, those bugs are called lovers. I
Speaker 1: got a late night snack in my pantry last night.
Speaker 1: Saw palmetto bug. Worst dude.
Speaker 2: I left this snack shut the door, went back to
Speaker 2: the bag then, and then you laid there in your
Speaker 2: bed looking at the ceiling, going that thing's in this
Speaker 2: house somewhere.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see it again at some point.
Speaker 2: No, it's staying in that closet because it's eating everything
Speaker 2: in that cabinet.
Speaker 1: I get a story here that this is out of India.
Speaker 1: You imagine having a grudge against somebody since fourth grade
Speaker 1: and then getting even when you're sixty two years old.
Speaker 2: That's an issue. This is what let's rewind here, counseling.
Speaker 2: There's these guys who actually worked together present day on
Speaker 2: a farm in India. I guess they've known each other
Speaker 2: all their lives. They'd gone to school together since his
Speaker 2: earliest fourth grade, which is when one of these three
Speaker 2: guys punched out one of his fellow classmates fourth grade
Speaker 2: for some reason. The other two saw the guy out
Speaker 2: outside of work the other night in India and decided
Speaker 2: to even the score and beat.
Speaker 1: His ass two on one back to fourth grade to
Speaker 1: avenge the fourth grade beat down. This despite they having
Speaker 1: worked together literally side by side of this farm they
Speaker 1: just randomly pick.
Speaker 3: Hey, we saw some and some outside the movie theater.
Speaker 3: Let's get him sixty two years old. So the two
Speaker 3: that worked together, all three of.
Speaker 1: Them worked together. Okay, the guy who got the beat
Speaker 1: down beat up one of the other dudes. So the
Speaker 1: third guy, I guess is tighter with the dude who
Speaker 1: was the subject to the original beatdown, worked in tandem
Speaker 1: with him to throw the beat down and avenge the
Speaker 1: fourth grade punch in the face.
Speaker 2: And now you have to go back to the farm
Speaker 2: and work with the guy the next day.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear another word out of you.
Speaker 1: We square. Now, we all settle up it For fifty
Speaker 1: eight some.
Speaker 2: Years, pat people are texting swarms of bugs that eat
Speaker 2: the eat crops.
Speaker 1: Locusts, that's what I said. Yeah, yeah, no, well you
Speaker 1: said it for the world of delay. And then finally
Speaker 1: this did you hear? Bonnaroo was canceled after the first night.
Speaker 1: What the weather. No, there's no protests at Bonneroo. The
Speaker 1: only protest was people being upset because it was the
Speaker 1: weather rolled in and it what made the grounds there
Speaker 1: so unsafe. This has happened. This is the third time
Speaker 1: this has happened in the twenty three year history of
Speaker 1: this event. So congratulations to insane clown Posse, who accidentally
Speaker 1: became the headliners for Bonnaroo this year by default for
Speaker 1: being the last act on stage before they pulled the plug.
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