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<v Speaker 1>One with Linch Taco, Orlando's rock station one oh one

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<v Speaker 1>one to w j r R Idiotology brought you this

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<v Speaker 1>hour by our get a load of Monday situation happening

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<v Speaker 1>on the jr R Instagram, which we'd encourage you to

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<v Speaker 1>visit at some point before midnight.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because multiple people are gonna be picked to win this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a Metallica load remastered deluxe box set. This is

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<v Speaker 2>huge and you have an opportunity to win it again.

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<v Speaker 2>Be following us at one O one one w j

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, so much stuff in this box set. It does

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<v Speaker 1>include everything except a kitchen sink. Uh huh. We need

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<v Speaker 1>to give that away. One to the kitchen sink. We

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<v Speaker 1>give a kitchen sink, the kitchen sink stuffed with good stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a bad idea. Yeah, can come up with

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<v Speaker 1>all these ideas here. They get loads to sponsor whoever.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. It's coming to you along with a BAF pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh. All the great inventions we've had over the years.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, we made b WO come to life though with

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<v Speaker 2>stickers and coozies. I brought some of those out the

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<v Speaker 2>other night. I found him in my back of my

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<v Speaker 2>truck under a seat they go in seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>Visitors to King's Island, which is an amusement park in Mason, Ohio,

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<v Speaker 1>are being warned about something to take into consideration before

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<v Speaker 1>jumping on some of these rides. They're being told to

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<v Speaker 1>keep their mouths shut. Oh bugs, right? Cicadas? Yeah? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>god mention. You're on a high speed roller coaster and

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<v Speaker 1>you get a mouthful of cicada.

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<v Speaker 2>The only thing words would be if you swallowed it

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<v Speaker 2>and you had to hear it in your stomach going.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that?

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<v Speaker 2>Man, When cicadas are out near my house, I hope

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<v Speaker 2>that I can't hear them in the dorm room. I

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<v Speaker 2>know in the master bedroom all I'm sorry, what do

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<v Speaker 2>they call it now?

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<v Speaker 1>To be pacy?

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<v Speaker 2>And in my master bedroom you could totally hear them

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<v Speaker 2>and the frogs every night. But in the dorm room,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you hear the frogs because it's

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<v Speaker 2>further away from the pool. What is what is it

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<v Speaker 2>that we it's a primary instead of master.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't know that, No I did, but I had

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<v Speaker 1>forgot which which PC term you have to That is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>I still call the master bedroom.

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<v Speaker 2>It's there's nothing racist about that at all anyway. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>So swallowing is a caddy f It was making the

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<v Speaker 2>noises in your belly all night when you're trying to sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>But then, you know, would be worse if you were

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<v Speaker 2>on a roller coaster pat and one of those ungodly

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<v Speaker 2>looking grasshoppers, you know, the monstrous ones that eat your

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<v Speaker 2>plant all in one day. They eat an entire plant.

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<v Speaker 2>It just looks scary. Yeah, And they jump and they

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<v Speaker 2>spit at you. They spit some sort of.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you if you hit him with a weed whacker,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like green yellowish who comes out all over you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the yellowish. I don't even like stepping on them.

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<v Speaker 1>I just use a shovel. Yeah, I just had a

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<v Speaker 1>vision for a horror movie, grantited. This is rooted in

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<v Speaker 1>the swarms of cicadas. What if there were swarms of

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<v Speaker 1>palmetto bug roaches? You know how much just the average

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<v Speaker 1>person just will dodge just a swooping palmetto bug, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I will, Oh god, Yeah, if they were in swarms

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<v Speaker 1>just roaches and general flying palmetto bugs swarm, or.

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<v Speaker 2>If people are crawling their skins crawling right now, if

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<v Speaker 2>you either.

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<v Speaker 1>Way to work, some shut up guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Or if it was like the cicadas that you have

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<v Speaker 2>to keep you if they were poisonous too.

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<v Speaker 1>See, we don't see those flying around too much. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are the ones that wipe out like entire fields

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<v Speaker 2>of corn and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Is ever that that's what those are? What are those things?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. You know what I'm talking abouts? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it locusts?

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<v Speaker 2>They'd eat all the swarms of locals and then create

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<v Speaker 2>dust storms back in the fifties or whenever they created

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<v Speaker 2>like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was not good. I watched it a documentary that's the

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<v Speaker 1>locust or another that's a sign of the apocalypse when

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<v Speaker 1>those you know, hey, yeah, you ever, I'm grossed out now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. The palmetto bugs.

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<v Speaker 2>O that and the big the big grass weed whacker

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<v Speaker 2>when you yeah, when you yeah, like.

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<v Speaker 1>You said, when you stomp them.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said, now it's the primary or owners betroom master.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you're allowed to say owners either. That's uh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's got negative connotations to primary. I'm sure if you

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<v Speaker 1>dug down on that word, there'd be something negative with

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<v Speaker 1>that too. Those uh, those bugs are called lovers. I

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<v Speaker 1>got a late night snack in my pantry last night.

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<v Speaker 1>Saw palmetto bug. Worst dude.

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<v Speaker 2>I left this snack shut the door, went back to

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<v Speaker 2>the bag then, and then you laid there in your

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<v Speaker 2>bed looking at the ceiling, going that thing's in this

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<v Speaker 2>house somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna see it again at some point.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's staying in that closet because it's eating everything

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<v Speaker 2>in that cabinet.

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<v Speaker 1>I get a story here that this is out of India.

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<v Speaker 1>You imagine having a grudge against somebody since fourth grade

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<v Speaker 1>and then getting even when you're sixty two years old.

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<v Speaker 2>That's an issue. This is what let's rewind here, counseling.

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<v Speaker 2>There's these guys who actually worked together present day on

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<v Speaker 2>a farm in India. I guess they've known each other

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<v Speaker 2>all their lives. They'd gone to school together since his

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<v Speaker 2>earliest fourth grade, which is when one of these three

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<v Speaker 2>guys punched out one of his fellow classmates fourth grade

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<v Speaker 2>for some reason. The other two saw the guy out

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<v Speaker 2>outside of work the other night in India and decided

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<v Speaker 2>to even the score and beat.

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<v Speaker 1>His ass two on one back to fourth grade to

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<v Speaker 1>avenge the fourth grade beat down. This despite they having

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<v Speaker 1>worked together literally side by side of this farm they

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<v Speaker 1>just randomly pick.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, we saw some and some outside the movie theater.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get him sixty two years old. So the two

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<v Speaker 3>that worked together, all three of.

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<v Speaker 1>Them worked together. Okay, the guy who got the beat

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<v Speaker 1>down beat up one of the other dudes. So the

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<v Speaker 1>third guy, I guess is tighter with the dude who

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<v Speaker 1>was the subject to the original beatdown, worked in tandem

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<v Speaker 1>with him to throw the beat down and avenge the

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<v Speaker 1>fourth grade punch in the face.

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<v Speaker 2>And now you have to go back to the farm

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<v Speaker 2>and work with the guy the next day.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hear another word out of you.

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<v Speaker 1>We square. Now, we all settle up it For fifty

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<v Speaker 1>eight some.

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<v Speaker 2>Years, pat people are texting swarms of bugs that eat

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<v Speaker 2>the eat crops.

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<v Speaker 1>Locusts, that's what I said. Yeah, yeah, no, well you

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<v Speaker 1>said it for the world of delay. And then finally

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<v Speaker 1>this did you hear? Bonnaroo was canceled after the first night.

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<v Speaker 1>What the weather. No, there's no protests at Bonneroo. The

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<v Speaker 1>only protest was people being upset because it was the

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<v Speaker 1>weather rolled in and it what made the grounds there

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<v Speaker 1>so unsafe. This has happened. This is the third time

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<v Speaker 1>this has happened in the twenty three year history of

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<v Speaker 1>this event. So congratulations to insane clown Posse, who accidentally

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<v Speaker 1>became the headliners for Bonnaroo this year by default for

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<v Speaker 1>being the last act on stage before they pulled the plug.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's wonderful. WHOA, WHOA boring this on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>Those guys just the resume just keeps getting better and

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