WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.399 --> 00:00:05.719 One On one point three katiewb with Fallon and Cult. 2 00:00:06.040 --> 00:00:11.560 I love a four day week. It's already Thursday, blessings, blessings. 3 00:00:11.759 --> 00:00:14.279 That's so crazy to me because it's like it was 4 00:00:14.480 --> 00:00:16.480 just Tuesday, yeah, and now it's Thursday. 5 00:00:16.480 --> 00:00:19.879 It's like kind word the calendar. The day is crazy 6 00:00:19.879 --> 00:00:21.960 how it works. Hey, get this. We have a woman 7 00:00:21.960 --> 00:00:24.679 who's gonna come on with us. She's out there in 8 00:00:24.679 --> 00:00:26.839 the dating world. Maybe you can relate. She goes on 9 00:00:26.879 --> 00:00:29.960 a date with a guy. Everything's good. He suggests they 10 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:33.280 go somewhere and at first she's like, oh, this guy's 11 00:00:33.320 --> 00:00:37.880 really progressive. Wow, okay, and then something happens that she's like, 12 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:39.600 I don't know if I can go on another date 13 00:00:39.640 --> 00:00:41.759 with him. We're going to talk to her at around 14 00:00:41.840 --> 00:00:44.200 four o'clock. But also we're doing normal or Nope. We 15 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:47.240 do that every Thursday. It'll be around four thirty. If 16 00:00:47.280 --> 00:00:49.399 you're like, I don't know, I'm gonna be around by them, 17 00:00:49.399 --> 00:00:51.439 but I want to catch the podcast later. Totally get it. 18 00:00:51.439 --> 00:00:53.560 You can text us your normal or nope. Two five 19 00:00:53.600 --> 00:00:59.679 three nine two one Katie WB one, It's the unbelievable 20 00:00:59.719 --> 00:01:04.560 story of the Day. On one oh one. 21 00:01:03.159 --> 00:01:06.159 Wright we've all been there. You're at a fast food place. 22 00:01:06.599 --> 00:01:08.200 You open your bag and you're like, oh, wait a minute, 23 00:01:08.239 --> 00:01:10.680 hold on, what's what they gave me? This isn't right. 24 00:01:10.760 --> 00:01:12.959 I'm missing an item there. 25 00:01:13.280 --> 00:01:16.280 The worst part is a lot of people wait to look. 26 00:01:17.239 --> 00:01:18.799 I can tell you right now, I'm not guilty of that. 27 00:01:18.840 --> 00:01:22.120 You don't know why. I The people I relate to 28 00:01:22.319 --> 00:01:25.200 least in the world are the people who can actually 29 00:01:25.319 --> 00:01:28.439 keep their fast food bag shut. And they claim they 30 00:01:28.519 --> 00:01:30.439 want to get home, like to the comfort of their 31 00:01:30.480 --> 00:01:35.120 own table and lay everything out. No, daddy, I am 32 00:01:35.280 --> 00:01:38.040 absolutely eating that entire meal on the way home. 33 00:01:38.120 --> 00:01:40.319 So if you're driving, yeah, you're driving home. 34 00:01:40.159 --> 00:01:41.799 So I know. If something's missing, it's my point. 35 00:01:41.799 --> 00:01:43.640 And it's missing, do you turn around like if let's 36 00:01:43.680 --> 00:01:45.799 say you're halfway home, or you just like a man? 37 00:01:46.040 --> 00:01:49.040 It depends on it. If it's a sauce, no, okay, 38 00:01:49.280 --> 00:01:52.439 So no for the sauce. No, because I love a sauce. 39 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:55.799 But it's not I what I have sauce at home. 40 00:01:55.799 --> 00:01:57.799 It's my point. So this guy he's at a taco 41 00:01:57.840 --> 00:02:03.359 bell right orders, gets it, starts driving away eating it. 42 00:02:03.480 --> 00:02:06.120 I wondering what he had and he's like, oh no, 43 00:02:06.319 --> 00:02:08.719 maybe like a crunch wrap supreme. They didn't give me 44 00:02:08.840 --> 00:02:11.680 my sour cream. Oh that doesn't make any sense. I 45 00:02:11.680 --> 00:02:13.639 wonder what it was for, because usually sour cream comes 46 00:02:13.639 --> 00:02:16.919 on it. Oh maybe doesn't Nacho's bell Grande. Maybe the 47 00:02:16.919 --> 00:02:17.919 soft tall. 48 00:02:18.680 --> 00:02:21.000 I love that, you know that, because that's literally what 49 00:02:21.080 --> 00:02:23.599 is in here, Nachos bel gronde. Yes, they forgot to 50 00:02:23.599 --> 00:02:25.800 put the sour cream on the nachos bel grande. 51 00:02:25.919 --> 00:02:27.400 Can we just take a quick pause. I know you're 52 00:02:27.400 --> 00:02:29.759 probably thinking yourself. We've already paused a few times falling. 53 00:02:30.159 --> 00:02:32.120 Could I tell my damn story? What do you order 54 00:02:32.159 --> 00:02:33.039 when you go to Taco Bell? 55 00:02:33.680 --> 00:02:36.800 I don't, I don't, I don't you've never been to 56 00:02:36.800 --> 00:02:38.759 Taco Bell? I mean I have it in like maybe 57 00:02:38.800 --> 00:02:40.560 eight years. I don't even know it's on the menu. 58 00:02:40.800 --> 00:02:43.560 Gonna be real, nothing has changed. What you ordered eight 59 00:02:43.639 --> 00:02:44.840 years ago is still on the menu. 60 00:02:44.919 --> 00:02:46.520 Then a supreme wrap or whatever that is. 61 00:02:47.879 --> 00:02:51.439 You can't stand a person who drinks diet mountain dew 62 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:54.680 regularly doesn't go to Taco Bell but once every eight years, 63 00:02:54.879 --> 00:02:57.520 not buying it anyway, I thinks for asking me, I'm 64 00:02:57.520 --> 00:02:59.360 a Nacho's bell Grande with a soft shell taco. 65 00:02:59.479 --> 00:03:00.879 Okay, so you feel this guy's pain. 66 00:03:01.840 --> 00:03:03.879 Yeah, But for me, sour cream isn't a make or 67 00:03:03.879 --> 00:03:05.919 break deal. Like if they forgot my nacho cheese, I 68 00:03:05.960 --> 00:03:08.520 would come back through and throw it through the window. No, 69 00:03:08.520 --> 00:03:08.960 I wouldn't. 70 00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:12.800 Oh really, drive back, pull up to the drive through window, 71 00:03:12.919 --> 00:03:14.800 whip out a gun and fire some shots. 72 00:03:17.879 --> 00:03:24.039 This guy did what people got. This is why there 73 00:03:24.080 --> 00:03:27.599 are there are people like that should not happen. It 74 00:03:27.639 --> 00:03:29.680 should not have the right to know. 75 00:03:30.039 --> 00:03:33.479 Luckily, no bulletproof glass on the drive through window. 76 00:03:33.639 --> 00:03:36.599 That's ridiculous. The taco bell has to have bulletproof glass 77 00:03:36.599 --> 00:03:37.840 because of idiots like this. 78 00:03:37.879 --> 00:03:39.719 It's actually not because a lot of idiots do go 79 00:03:39.759 --> 00:03:41.560 to taco about like two am and to make like 80 00:03:41.639 --> 00:03:45.000 ruthless bad decisions, because it's like a go to do. 81 00:03:45.080 --> 00:03:46.800 You're drunk, you pull up at taco bells, so. 82 00:03:47.000 --> 00:03:49.639 Well, your uber should pull up a taco bell. It's 83 00:03:49.639 --> 00:03:50.199 not you. 84 00:03:50.719 --> 00:03:55.319 So here's the thing. Nobody was injured. Also, they have 85 00:03:55.400 --> 00:03:57.759 no idea who the guy was. Don't know where he's at. 86 00:03:58.039 --> 00:03:59.560 He didn't pay with a credit card. 87 00:03:59.439 --> 00:04:01.159 I don't, I don't know. They can't find him. 88 00:04:01.159 --> 00:04:05.240 So he's on the loose, dude, that is a last 89 00:04:05.319 --> 00:04:06.639 kind of person you want on the loose. 90 00:04:06.840 --> 00:04:08.039 Yeah, that guy who. 91 00:04:08.080 --> 00:04:09.800 Shoots at a taco bell because he didn't get his 92 00:04:09.879 --> 00:04:12.360 star firm. If you're gonna do that, why would you 93 00:04:12.439 --> 00:04:12.919 waste it? 94 00:04:12.960 --> 00:04:14.599 Like if you're going to go to prison for life, 95 00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:17.199 why would you for over tackle bell? Like do it 96 00:04:17.240 --> 00:04:18.959 make it like a crime of passion or something? 97 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:19.279 Right? 98 00:04:19.439 --> 00:04:21.920 Nope, not gonna Yes, And you want that one down? 99 00:04:22.120 --> 00:04:28.920 Don't down't that's a better idea. One one three KWW 100 00:04:29.079 --> 00:04:30.759 with Balan Colts. 101 00:04:30.319 --> 00:04:33.279 Oh accidentally deleted a video on TikTok and there's no 102 00:04:33.319 --> 00:04:38.519 way to undo. It doesn't matter so dramatic. Yeah, dude, 103 00:04:38.639 --> 00:04:41.160 it's on a ktw B Paige. It's like it was 104 00:04:41.160 --> 00:04:42.519 performing well, you know what I mean. 105 00:04:43.360 --> 00:04:47.160 This actually brings me to my next point, weaponizing incompetence. 106 00:04:48.959 --> 00:04:50.560 For me, that's not wrong. 107 00:04:51.600 --> 00:04:53.199 Someone was talking about how they were at a grocery 108 00:04:53.199 --> 00:04:55.240 store and they were about a spice isle and they 109 00:04:55.279 --> 00:04:58.360 could They heard her husband saying like, I can't find 110 00:04:58.360 --> 00:05:00.399 the garlic, and he's like looking right at it. It's like, 111 00:05:00.399 --> 00:05:02.000 I don't know why you've sent me. I can't find 112 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:04.240 the garlic. This is why you're just right. I can't 113 00:05:04.240 --> 00:05:08.079 find anything same thing season about the sauces on the phone. 114 00:05:08.079 --> 00:05:09.519 I don't know where the ranch is. I can't find 115 00:05:09.519 --> 00:05:11.480 the ranch. I ask like three people where the It's 116 00:05:11.480 --> 00:05:12.279 like right in front of him. 117 00:05:12.319 --> 00:05:15.000 This is like a man stereotype by the way that 118 00:05:15.079 --> 00:05:18.199 have like I looked everywhere and then like they'll open 119 00:05:18.240 --> 00:05:20.120 the fridge and pull out the ketchup that was sitting 120 00:05:20.160 --> 00:05:22.399 in the front of it the entire time. Right, It's 121 00:05:22.439 --> 00:05:24.040 like a stereotype. And I don't think all men are 122 00:05:24.079 --> 00:05:24.360 like that. 123 00:05:24.480 --> 00:05:26.639 Why is that though? What is it about men that 124 00:05:26.920 --> 00:05:27.319 is it? 125 00:05:27.360 --> 00:05:30.639 Because we're what's the word looking for? 126 00:05:31.040 --> 00:05:31.519 I don't know. 127 00:05:31.720 --> 00:05:34.680 You're just so dependent on us to do everything for you. 128 00:05:36.759 --> 00:05:38.879 That's how I feel, like, why don't you be if 129 00:05:38.879 --> 00:05:40.759 your wife does everything for you? When don't you feel 130 00:05:40.759 --> 00:05:44.439 like you're in a relationship with your mom? Kind of no, It. 131 00:05:44.319 --> 00:05:48.720 Makes me feel like, why didn't that person's mother train 132 00:05:48.839 --> 00:05:50.480 them to be self sufficient? 133 00:05:51.879 --> 00:05:55.639 It is wild that, like the only when I was 134 00:05:55.680 --> 00:05:58.959 reading this, I'm like, it's super unfair and selfish because 135 00:05:58.959 --> 00:06:02.600 it's like you're trying to make your life easier doing that, 136 00:06:02.680 --> 00:06:05.519 like weaponizing the incompetence. But they it's their life too, 137 00:06:05.560 --> 00:06:08.680 like you're especially your spouse, Like that's the life they 138 00:06:08.759 --> 00:06:10.959 have to live. Their whole entire life is with you 139 00:06:11.920 --> 00:06:13.920 not being able to just be independent. 140 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:15.680 Well, I think that some people get fed up with 141 00:06:15.680 --> 00:06:17.439 it and they end up leaving that relationship due to it. 142 00:06:17.480 --> 00:06:19.800 But I will tell you this, my husband does not 143 00:06:19.839 --> 00:06:22.120 do that for the most part. Everyone makes mistakes, so 144 00:06:22.160 --> 00:06:24.160 I'm not gonna turn on him. But he claims that 145 00:06:24.240 --> 00:06:25.920 I do a little bit of that with mowing the lawn, 146 00:06:26.199 --> 00:06:27.720 and I would like to argue that I don't. We 147 00:06:27.839 --> 00:06:30.480 just have different sets of standards with mowing the line 148 00:06:30.879 --> 00:06:34.279 me as long as every blade is cut. Great. Him, 149 00:06:34.600 --> 00:06:37.920 He's like, you are reckless. It's crazy how you mow. 150 00:06:38.199 --> 00:06:42.519 What's wrong with your brain? Why would you do normal lives? Yes, 151 00:06:43.000 --> 00:06:45.879 and I and I do lines, but I also do 152 00:06:46.079 --> 00:06:49.360 a few loops and I do a few little zigzags too. 153 00:06:49.480 --> 00:06:49.639 Yeah. 154 00:06:49.720 --> 00:06:50.639 No, you look at my yard. 155 00:06:50.720 --> 00:06:54.399 There's loopy loopsle swiggles. And I'm like, that's not me 156 00:06:54.600 --> 00:06:59.000 being competent, that's you being too specific. Yes, it's true, 157 00:06:59.279 --> 00:07:02.759 like he also a thing, Oh my god. Further and further, 158 00:07:02.800 --> 00:07:04.160 I think I proved that I might be the man 159 00:07:04.199 --> 00:07:05.879 in the relationship. He gets mad with how I load 160 00:07:05.920 --> 00:07:08.879 the dishwasher because it's also reckless. I leave too much 161 00:07:08.959 --> 00:07:12.319 unused space. Oh yeah, he just seems like a very 162 00:07:12.399 --> 00:07:14.199 organized person, Like, you can't stand that I leave my 163 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:15.439 dirty socks everywhere. 164 00:07:15.639 --> 00:07:17.399 Yeah, now that I'm there with you, because you take 165 00:07:17.439 --> 00:07:18.240 them off, you forget? 166 00:07:18.519 --> 00:07:21.279 How is that on you? I awsome? Yeah, I just 167 00:07:21.439 --> 00:07:23.879 I taught where I sit the socks stay. 168 00:07:24.120 --> 00:07:25.680 Well. You can only do so much throughout today. 169 00:07:25.800 --> 00:07:29.480 Oh my god, thank you. You're gonna make me feel seene. Yeah. 170 00:07:29.680 --> 00:07:32.399 Now I'm on the weaponizing it side actually speak of 171 00:07:32.839 --> 00:07:33.680 it's kind of more. 172 00:07:34.160 --> 00:07:35.759 I could bring you over to my side. 173 00:07:35.959 --> 00:07:38.120 You're like, wait a minute, I left my towel on 174 00:07:38.160 --> 00:07:41.759 the ground outside of the bats of why because I forgot. 175 00:07:41.759 --> 00:07:43.240 It's not important to me, it's important to you. 176 00:07:43.319 --> 00:07:45.560 So actually that one, no, I draw the line. That's 177 00:07:45.560 --> 00:07:48.759 actually absolutely disrespectful. It makes your towel smell like disgusting 178 00:07:49.000 --> 00:07:51.800 sour ass, which is like what every guy you date 179 00:07:51.879 --> 00:07:54.360 in college all their clothes and towels smell like that 180 00:07:54.439 --> 00:07:56.319 because they forget them in the washer for a month. 181 00:07:56.360 --> 00:08:00.879 That's why you're so good at doing the long man, 182 00:08:00.959 --> 00:08:04.000 it does come natural, but not to get your wife 183 00:08:04.000 --> 00:08:04.279 says you. 184 00:08:04.279 --> 00:08:05.839 Already do this. By the ways, it's not crazy, you 185 00:08:05.879 --> 00:08:09.360 act like you don't good move. It's the pop Culture 186 00:08:09.439 --> 00:08:12.120 Minute with Felon and cult on one on one point 187 00:08:12.160 --> 00:08:14.959 three kd w B. Check it, check A, check it. 188 00:08:15.279 --> 00:08:22.199 Offset is asking for spousal support support from Cardi B. Yeah, 189 00:08:22.199 --> 00:08:23.680 I know, it's very bizarre to me. By the way, 190 00:08:23.680 --> 00:08:25.160 your pop culture mimant it brought to you by Ovo 191 00:08:25.279 --> 00:08:28.800 Lasik and Lyndz. Part of me thinks like Offset is 192 00:08:28.839 --> 00:08:30.920 the kind of person that would have too much pride 193 00:08:31.079 --> 00:08:33.639 to admit that maybe Cardi B makes more money than him, 194 00:08:34.039 --> 00:08:36.799 and so it seems very interesting. But he wants to 195 00:08:36.879 --> 00:08:40.039 keep up that bad and bougie lifestyle, so he's taken 196 00:08:40.080 --> 00:08:40.679 into the court. 197 00:08:40.840 --> 00:08:42.480 I mean, I think he's probably just being a little 198 00:08:42.519 --> 00:08:44.519 pet petty too. It's like, oh, you think you have 199 00:08:44.559 --> 00:08:47.320 a happy life without me, Okay, let. 200 00:08:47.159 --> 00:08:49.960 Me take some crazy because every time they've broken up 201 00:08:50.000 --> 00:08:53.960 it's because he's cheated on her. True, I'm not saying 202 00:08:54.039 --> 00:08:56.840 Cardi B is probably the easiest person to be married to, 203 00:08:57.320 --> 00:08:59.639 but I don't think Offset's the easiest person to be 204 00:08:59.639 --> 00:09:01.919 married you either, they seem very chaotic. 205 00:09:02.120 --> 00:09:05.120 Yeah, no, Cardi B needs like an accountant, like just 206 00:09:05.159 --> 00:09:06.799 a chill, relaxed. 207 00:09:07.120 --> 00:09:10.799 She's dating an athlete. Yeah, it digs. Yeah. But you 208 00:09:10.840 --> 00:09:14.360 know what's crazy too. I remember the one thing, one 209 00:09:14.440 --> 00:09:16.000 of the many things that Cardi B did that I 210 00:09:16.039 --> 00:09:17.919 was like, what in the world was she had? She 211 00:09:17.960 --> 00:09:20.679 has her kids on her schedule, and I always thought 212 00:09:20.679 --> 00:09:22.639 that was crazy, Like they'd be up at like three 213 00:09:22.679 --> 00:09:26.480 am and then they'd sleep in super late. And I 214 00:09:26.519 --> 00:09:31.200 always was just like, you shouldn't completely change your entire life. 215 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:34.320 I've always heard this, Your life should not be completely 216 00:09:34.399 --> 00:09:36.799 changed around your kid, like you got to incorporate them 217 00:09:36.840 --> 00:09:40.600 into your life. But I do think a schedule's really important, 218 00:09:40.679 --> 00:09:43.399 and maybe that I don't know, that might be the 219 00:09:43.440 --> 00:09:45.039 one thing you gotta be like, Okay. 220 00:09:44.840 --> 00:09:47.679 Tweeter, but you don't who try it out? Call her 221 00:09:47.720 --> 00:09:49.440 out at her I don't tweet at all. 222 00:09:50.080 --> 00:09:51.919 Crazy. If you got a view to Cardi B, that'd 223 00:09:51.960 --> 00:09:56.080 be awesome. Actually, that pin clicking is so distracting. I 224 00:09:56.080 --> 00:09:59.440 would have your back. No, you wouldn't. You continuously this 225 00:09:59.519 --> 00:10:01.600 is what you do, this is this is I want 226 00:10:01.639 --> 00:10:03.480 you to have a little insight into a relationship with 227 00:10:03.480 --> 00:10:07.399 me and Colt. No matter what is happening, Colt will 228 00:10:07.519 --> 00:10:10.720 encourage me to do the most confrontational thing. You should 229 00:10:10.759 --> 00:10:14.519 text this person back that you should email our boss this. 230 00:10:14.519 --> 00:10:19.240 This is what he does, knowing he would never do that, 231 00:10:19.480 --> 00:10:22.879 He would never do it. He is such a bad 232 00:10:23.120 --> 00:10:28.519 influence on me. This, Oh, this should pique your interest here, Colt. 233 00:10:29.000 --> 00:10:32.519 Sydney Sweeney is bottling up her essence and turning it 234 00:10:32.600 --> 00:10:35.759 to a beauty empire with the Soap Bar Company, Doctor 235 00:10:35.799 --> 00:10:41.320 Squatch Soap Company. She's created a new bathwater bliss bar. 236 00:10:41.399 --> 00:10:45.159 It's what it's called, and it's made from the very 237 00:10:45.320 --> 00:10:49.600 water she's bathed in, as well as some outdoorsy notes 238 00:10:49.639 --> 00:10:52.879 and a nod to her specific Northwest rats. Are you 239 00:10:53.080 --> 00:10:53.879 gonna look this up? 240 00:10:54.600 --> 00:10:54.840 Are you. 241 00:10:56.919 --> 00:11:00.159 Trying to order Sidney Sweeney's bathwater bar right now? 242 00:11:00.840 --> 00:11:02.320 It's a never mind, I'll find. 243 00:11:06.799 --> 00:11:09.759 Okay, it's limited editions. You better get on it quick, 244 00:11:09.840 --> 00:11:16.279 only five thousand bars. You're on a wait list, So now. 245 00:11:18.679 --> 00:11:21.559 Can anybody just sell that their bath water? That's crazy? 246 00:11:21.639 --> 00:11:24.519 Actually it was inspired probably by that movie soft Burn. 247 00:11:24.600 --> 00:11:26.840 They're like City Swings High. You should try it out. 248 00:11:26.879 --> 00:11:27.879 You should try to sell your. 249 00:11:27.799 --> 00:11:36.519 Own people start seconds soon, balance, balance, KT, doubles, bet, 250 00:11:36.600 --> 00:11:40.840 bath kt W bathwater, oh my god, and then all 251 00:11:40.879 --> 00:11:41.639 of us on the staff. 252 00:11:41.679 --> 00:11:45.639 We each seller who sells the least and that's the loser, 253 00:11:45.679 --> 00:11:46.519 that's who gets cut off. 254 00:11:46.480 --> 00:11:49.799 To be honest, we do do something confrontational for once 255 00:11:49.840 --> 00:11:51.799 in your life. Who would sell? I can tell you 256 00:11:51.840 --> 00:11:54.159 whould sell the most? Let me Jenny would sell the most. 257 00:11:54.240 --> 00:11:56.960 Let me say this next time. There's like a round 258 00:11:56.960 --> 00:11:59.799 of firing or something. That's how we decide if you 259 00:12:00.080 --> 00:12:02.279 out the least amount of bath water chop? 260 00:12:02.399 --> 00:12:04.360 So, who do you think would be the least? Me? 261 00:12:04.399 --> 00:12:04.440 Me? 262 00:12:04.679 --> 00:12:09.039 Obviously, definitely, nobody wants Maybe in like the gay community, 263 00:12:09.120 --> 00:12:10.240 maybe maybe. 264 00:12:10.720 --> 00:12:13.360 Okay, three people have said you're gay this week. That 265 00:12:13.399 --> 00:12:15.519 does not mean you are like the heart throb of 266 00:12:15.519 --> 00:12:18.159 the gay community. You have to pull yourself back. No, 267 00:12:18.440 --> 00:12:20.519 there isn't a single gay man listening that has like 268 00:12:20.559 --> 00:12:22.000 a poster of you up on his wall. 269 00:12:22.080 --> 00:12:24.559 I believe in myself. Okay, I think I could make 270 00:12:24.639 --> 00:12:25.679 their interests a little bit. 271 00:12:25.840 --> 00:12:28.720 So are you What is the quick question? We did 272 00:12:28.720 --> 00:12:31.000 this poll on what Jake is and everyone agreed he's 273 00:12:31.000 --> 00:12:34.360 an otter. What is Colt? You're not really a bear 274 00:12:34.399 --> 00:12:36.759 because you only have little patches of hair on your body. 275 00:12:36.840 --> 00:12:38.840 I think one of the I've thought about this a 276 00:12:38.879 --> 00:12:40.720 few times, and I think the one thing likes to 277 00:12:40.759 --> 00:12:44.240 describe what I am actually is probably undesired. 278 00:12:44.480 --> 00:12:55.559 That is minus your if this world man one O 279 00:12:55.679 --> 00:13:01.320 one point three KJWB with Fallon and Colt. Anyone listening 280 00:13:01.399 --> 00:13:05.360 who is addicted to a specific food sugar for me 281 00:13:07.080 --> 00:13:09.360 and I was not specific food, but like all things sugar, 282 00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:11.120 I do have a legitimate addiction. 283 00:13:11.240 --> 00:13:14.799 It's a problem. I was on some pickles. 284 00:13:14.480 --> 00:13:17.879 What kind but regular deal? Yeah? 285 00:13:17.879 --> 00:13:20.720 I like the sliced and dice like already slicing die 286 00:13:20.720 --> 00:13:22.559 you know I'm talking about it. Not dice, but sliced, 287 00:13:23.480 --> 00:13:24.759 and you just throw those on anything? 288 00:13:25.759 --> 00:13:26.679 Are you talking about it? 289 00:13:26.679 --> 00:13:30.039 I don't know, like a singular little slige you put 290 00:13:30.080 --> 00:13:30.519 on like a. 291 00:13:30.480 --> 00:13:33.960 Burger, yes, yeah, just regular deal? 292 00:13:34.080 --> 00:13:40.320 A chip, yes, chip, no, not whatever whatever whatever is 293 00:13:40.320 --> 00:13:41.919 in my fridge right now. I really like it, but 294 00:13:42.519 --> 00:13:44.000 yeah I put it on. Do you put on like 295 00:13:44.080 --> 00:13:45.720 chicken salmon? 296 00:13:45.799 --> 00:13:46.000 Dude? 297 00:13:46.039 --> 00:13:47.440 I put it on a peanut butter and jelly A 298 00:13:47.480 --> 00:13:51.440 couple of weeks ago. You put pickles on salmon don't 299 00:13:51.960 --> 00:13:52.919 judge until you try. 300 00:13:52.960 --> 00:13:55.440 It's super good. Well, the hell's wrong with you? 301 00:13:55.519 --> 00:13:57.080 It's an addiction, That's what I'm telling you. 302 00:13:58.120 --> 00:13:59.919 I know why it is an addiction for you too, 303 00:14:00.399 --> 00:14:04.960 because it's like no calories, because I like pickles or something. 304 00:14:04.960 --> 00:14:07.720 I don't know. Oh well, yeah you love a pickle shape. 305 00:14:08.159 --> 00:14:12.559 Anyone listening who fell asleep with their contacts and yeah, 306 00:14:12.639 --> 00:14:16.240 that's terrifying, then go see doctor Lobanof and Ova lask 307 00:14:16.240 --> 00:14:18.000 and Len's get rid of the contacts. My friend, what 308 00:14:18.559 --> 00:14:19.759 don't live that life? Dude? 309 00:14:20.320 --> 00:14:21.759 That happened to me. One time I woke up. I 310 00:14:21.919 --> 00:14:23.519 couldn't own my eyeballs. I was like, I thought I 311 00:14:23.559 --> 00:14:25.320 was gonna be blind forever. I was like, there is 312 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:26.639 I can't there's nothing. 313 00:14:27.240 --> 00:14:29.480 Haven't you heard like that horror story that like people 314 00:14:29.639 --> 00:14:32.159 wear contacts they have like a bunch of them stuck 315 00:14:32.240 --> 00:14:35.679 up behind their eye. I don't think it's true, but 316 00:14:35.720 --> 00:14:38.039 I've heard, like that's like one of those like horribles. 317 00:14:38.519 --> 00:14:40.639 Do you think you have some back there? I don't know, No, 318 00:14:40.840 --> 00:14:42.759 I don't. You don't wear them anymore though, because you 319 00:14:42.759 --> 00:14:44.919 had lasik, right, Yeah, I got lasik. It was with 320 00:14:45.440 --> 00:14:47.559 doctor Lobanov in my correct he's so friendly, him and 321 00:14:47.600 --> 00:14:51.679 his friendly staff. Thank you so much for that. Anyone 322 00:14:51.759 --> 00:14:55.360 listening who is under the influence at. 323 00:14:55.200 --> 00:14:58.480 The moment, Yeah, I want to know what's going on. 324 00:14:58.519 --> 00:15:00.240 Every day we do this, someone calls and I can 325 00:15:00.240 --> 00:15:03.159 definitely tell they are. They may deny it, but I 326 00:15:03.200 --> 00:15:05.639 definitely know that a lot of people listen to our show. Yeah, 327 00:15:05.639 --> 00:15:06.240 we're not gonna ry. 328 00:15:07.000 --> 00:15:07.879 Do you know what's going on? 329 00:15:08.000 --> 00:15:09.480 You mean like they could be like drinking, but they 330 00:15:09.480 --> 00:15:10.320 could also be gardening. 331 00:15:10.360 --> 00:15:11.799 They could be gardening, they could be drinking. 332 00:15:11.840 --> 00:15:12.600 They don't. 333 00:15:12.679 --> 00:15:14.320 You could do it whatever you want, whatever. 334 00:15:14.440 --> 00:15:17.639 You shouldn't be doing whatever you want. There are some legalities, yes, yes, yes, 335 00:15:17.799 --> 00:15:18.399 let's be clear. 336 00:15:18.440 --> 00:15:19.840 If it's happening, we want to know. 337 00:15:21.120 --> 00:15:24.200 Okay, give us a call. Sixty five one nine eight 338 00:15:24.320 --> 00:15:28.960 nine kd w B. Are you addicted to a specific food? 339 00:15:29.879 --> 00:15:32.279 We found out cult loves to put a big old 340 00:15:32.279 --> 00:15:37.200 pickle in his mouth. Anyone listening who fell asleep with 341 00:15:37.240 --> 00:15:40.519 your contacts in yikes, hate that for you about you 342 00:15:40.519 --> 00:15:44.559 were drunk guaranteed, or you have little kids and you're 343 00:15:44.600 --> 00:15:48.399 just exhausted, or anyone that is under the influence at 344 00:15:48.399 --> 00:15:50.200 the moment if it's a call six five, one nine 345 00:15:50.279 --> 00:15:57.759 eight nine Katie w B one one point three KATIEWB 346 00:15:57.919 --> 00:16:01.799 with fallon and cults, And anyone listening who is addicted 347 00:16:01.840 --> 00:16:04.360 to a specific kind of food. Someone texted in and 348 00:16:04.360 --> 00:16:08.320 they said, I've been addicted to extra toasty. 349 00:16:08.039 --> 00:16:09.720 Cheese it yeah, give it to me. 350 00:16:10.440 --> 00:16:12.960 I've never heard of those. Do any kind of cheese? 351 00:16:13.000 --> 00:16:13.399 It really? 352 00:16:13.960 --> 00:16:14.080 Uh? 353 00:16:15.120 --> 00:16:18.039 Anyone listening who fell asleep with your contact said, we 354 00:16:18.120 --> 00:16:20.000 got this text. My ex husband used to wear his 355 00:16:20.159 --> 00:16:23.440 daily contacts were up to two weeks continuously. How gross. 356 00:16:23.720 --> 00:16:27.279 It's crazy. It's so crazy. And anyone listening who is 357 00:16:27.399 --> 00:16:29.679 under the influence at the moment, which one of those 358 00:16:29.679 --> 00:16:30.840 categories do you fall into. 359 00:16:31.080 --> 00:16:35.840 I'm addicted to these frosted covered rice cakes. They're called Drizzlicious. 360 00:16:35.919 --> 00:16:37.759 They have a bunch of different play ord of them. 361 00:16:37.919 --> 00:16:40.840 Are they little like small versions or are they full 362 00:16:40.840 --> 00:16:41.840 sized rice cakes? 363 00:16:42.200 --> 00:16:42.399 Yes? 364 00:16:42.559 --> 00:16:45.279 No, they're little, small sized versions and. 365 00:16:45.240 --> 00:16:46.960 They come in like a big Yeah. 366 00:16:47.000 --> 00:16:49.600 My husband has those because he's like on that diet 367 00:16:49.679 --> 00:16:53.960 train or like sorry, lifestyle train, and he will power 368 00:16:54.039 --> 00:16:56.159 through because the serving size of those is like twenty 369 00:16:56.240 --> 00:16:58.519 or something. It's like, aw, I'm like, oh my god, 370 00:16:58.759 --> 00:17:01.559 calm down. I didn't need a whole bag in one 371 00:17:01.600 --> 00:17:04.559 sitting easily good for you. Which flavor is your favorite? 372 00:17:06.279 --> 00:17:11.200 Oh my god, that's awesome. I have a friend. Thank you. 373 00:17:12.200 --> 00:17:13.640 I which category do you fall into? 374 00:17:14.079 --> 00:17:14.279 Hey? 375 00:17:15.240 --> 00:17:16.920 Hey, which category do you fall into? Oh? 376 00:17:16.960 --> 00:17:19.359 I think I know I fall into the I slept 377 00:17:19.480 --> 00:17:22.359 in my context and then I put new contexts over 378 00:17:22.440 --> 00:17:23.720 those contexts because. 379 00:17:23.480 --> 00:17:24.400 They woke up hungover. 380 00:17:27.920 --> 00:17:30.559 You're already hungover, and then you're trying to take out 381 00:17:30.559 --> 00:17:31.359 your eyeballs. 382 00:17:31.400 --> 00:17:33.279 It's just not a good situation. 383 00:17:33.920 --> 00:17:36.559 Yeah, my dog switched me to daily from the ones. 384 00:17:38.039 --> 00:17:38.759 He's like, you. 385 00:17:38.680 --> 00:17:42.279 Can't be trussed in like a time out like a child. 386 00:17:42.680 --> 00:17:46.160 Yes, yes, he switched me. And then I like couldn't see. 387 00:17:46.160 --> 00:17:48.079 When I got to work and I figured it out. 388 00:17:48.119 --> 00:17:50.160 I was like, oh my god, this one. There's two 389 00:17:50.200 --> 00:17:51.319 of them on my right eyeight. 390 00:17:54.640 --> 00:17:58.319 I also love how you you were drunk and hungover, 391 00:17:59.240 --> 00:18:01.000 like going into work the next day. 392 00:18:01.400 --> 00:18:03.799 Well you still got to work, baby? Yeah? True? That true? 393 00:18:03.799 --> 00:18:05.319 That well, thank you for calling. We appreciate you. 394 00:18:05.640 --> 00:18:05.839 Hi. 395 00:18:06.160 --> 00:18:06.759 What's your name? 396 00:18:06.960 --> 00:18:07.880 Hi, My name is Whitney. 397 00:18:07.960 --> 00:18:10.160 Whitney, which category do you relate to? 398 00:18:10.599 --> 00:18:11.079 Oh? 399 00:18:11.079 --> 00:18:12.680 Contact, horror stories for sure. 400 00:18:12.920 --> 00:18:14.440 Oh god, I don't know if I want to hear 401 00:18:14.559 --> 00:18:15.160