WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.000 Hey, folks, welcome back to Everything is a Bitch. Mike 2 00:00:05.280 --> 00:00:09.800 is here with AJ in Vegas. 3 00:00:10.199 --> 00:00:14.240 Yes up, dude, all right, man, just finishing up poker today, 4 00:00:14.279 --> 00:00:16.280 and then I'll come back at the end of the 5 00:00:16.280 --> 00:00:19.559 month for a few more shows, and uh, that'll be it. 6 00:00:19.800 --> 00:00:23.160 I think it's all weird. I mean, I'm it's so strange. 7 00:00:23.440 --> 00:00:25.879 I'm not I'm gonna say goodbye at the end of 8 00:00:25.920 --> 00:00:30.199 the last episode. I still don't really know, like, well, 9 00:00:30.199 --> 00:00:32.200 there might be a season seventeen. The why am I 10 00:00:32.240 --> 00:00:36.679 saying goodbye? It's it's very strange, very strange. I don't 11 00:00:36.679 --> 00:00:38.280 know that it's really weird. 12 00:00:38.399 --> 00:00:41.799 That kind of ambiguity sucks, so you know, I know, 13 00:00:41.840 --> 00:00:47.520 you need some predictability and stuff. Yeah, yeah, you look 14 00:00:47.560 --> 00:00:50.799 good though, man, you what's the way in today? 15 00:00:51.600 --> 00:00:54.679 I'm a two nineteen, right, I gained a couple. I'm 16 00:00:54.679 --> 00:00:57.799 eating you know, I'm eating eggs and sausage in the morning, 17 00:00:57.799 --> 00:01:00.520 which I don't know. In La I don't really have 18 00:01:00.840 --> 00:01:02.920 I mean maybe a hobbrolled egg and a cup of tea. 19 00:01:03.600 --> 00:01:06.280 But here it's like down the halls eggs and biscuits 20 00:01:06.319 --> 00:01:08.959 and gravy. My god, I gotta have someone. And then 21 00:01:09.480 --> 00:01:12.280 lunch time with the guys. There's always a sandwich run 22 00:01:12.439 --> 00:01:14.959 at lunchtime, the pizza run. So I'm just you know, 23 00:01:15.040 --> 00:01:16.840 I don't eat light way in la. I'll be okay, 24 00:01:17.200 --> 00:01:18.879 but I'll get my you know, I get I keep 25 00:01:18.879 --> 00:01:22.920 getting my steps in. And it's weird. It's a very 26 00:01:22.959 --> 00:01:25.680 strange thing that happened to me, that that illness that 27 00:01:25.840 --> 00:01:28.359 flew kicked off the weight loss. And here we. 28 00:01:28.319 --> 00:01:30.159 Are, well keep it down and when you get here 29 00:01:30.200 --> 00:01:34.599 in May, yeah, we'll uh, we'll get you on the 30 00:01:34.799 --> 00:01:35.439 on the routine. 31 00:01:35.519 --> 00:01:39.319 I'm on and it's uh, what are you doing? 32 00:01:39.640 --> 00:01:43.120 I'm doing long walks on the along the beach. It's 33 00:01:43.120 --> 00:01:47.640 a beautiful walk and usually well. 34 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:51.120 On Saturdays and Sundays anyway, you're I mean, one hundred 35 00:01:51.159 --> 00:01:53.359 girls run by you while you're going. 36 00:01:53.599 --> 00:01:54.400 You know, it's. 37 00:01:54.159 --> 00:01:58.159 Crazy and uh, but it's it's a great workout, a 38 00:01:58.200 --> 00:02:02.159 little bit hilly and and uh, you know really is 39 00:02:02.200 --> 00:02:05.319 good and uh and then mess around in the weight room. 40 00:02:05.719 --> 00:02:09.719 Yeah, eating healthier and it's yeah, it's good. 41 00:02:10.280 --> 00:02:12.120 Look at all these there's so many guys on the 42 00:02:12.120 --> 00:02:13.840 poker table that are billionaires. 43 00:02:14.240 --> 00:02:15.479 The head of DraftKings, the. 44 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:19.159 Owner of uh, what's the door dash, a lot of guys, 45 00:02:19.520 --> 00:02:24.680 entrepreneurs from India, China, and these guys, you know, they're 46 00:02:24.719 --> 00:02:28.639 all thin, they're fucking loaded. And my partner's like, yeah, 47 00:02:28.680 --> 00:02:30.960 they got the chefs. These guys are reading the right fish, 48 00:02:30.960 --> 00:02:33.520 the right temperature. These guys got every day, saw it 49 00:02:33.639 --> 00:02:37.039 his cold blood. They're having a bull peptides. So yeah, 50 00:02:37.039 --> 00:02:39.360 it's a different world now, different. 51 00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:44.199 World it is, but half of them die at sixty five. Anyway, 52 00:02:45.280 --> 00:02:47.360 you never know what the what the hell is going 53 00:02:47.400 --> 00:02:47.840 to happen. 54 00:02:47.919 --> 00:02:50.960 So we're we're doing all right. We're still we're hanging 55 00:02:51.000 --> 00:02:52.360 above ground, folks. 56 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:55.960 Kenny may jump in here. We have no idea. Well, 57 00:02:56.080 --> 00:02:57.719 I've been Robbaby doesn't. 58 00:02:57.439 --> 00:03:01.360 Because he's at the cigar bar, and I have been 59 00:03:01.400 --> 00:03:04.759 hanging out with him a little bit at the cigar bar. 60 00:03:05.039 --> 00:03:08.599 And that thing, it's that should be TV series. 61 00:03:08.599 --> 00:03:09.360 It's Cheers. 62 00:03:09.479 --> 00:03:13.840 There's Cheers forty years later, fifty years later or whatever. 63 00:03:14.159 --> 00:03:16.240 All these each of these guys is more fucked up 64 00:03:16.240 --> 00:03:20.280 than the next one. And Kenny shows up and he 65 00:03:20.719 --> 00:03:25.280 and his lovely wife Arena will actually go to the 66 00:03:25.280 --> 00:03:26.039 cigar bar. 67 00:03:26.120 --> 00:03:28.919 Just to be with her husband. So you sit there 68 00:03:28.919 --> 00:03:32.199 and you watch all of this smoke just flying into 69 00:03:32.240 --> 00:03:33.280 his wife's face. 70 00:03:33.639 --> 00:03:37.159 Yeah, you know, it's just pure misery. But yet she 71 00:03:37.319 --> 00:03:40.599 hangs in and hangs out there. It's hard for me 72 00:03:40.639 --> 00:03:43.360 because I don't smoke cigars anymore, for me even just 73 00:03:43.400 --> 00:03:45.680 to be there, but for her it's just it's a 74 00:03:45.680 --> 00:03:48.120 cloud of smoke in her face. And there are just 75 00:03:49.080 --> 00:03:50.879 one character after another. 76 00:03:51.680 --> 00:03:55.800 There's a guy there who's literally a bad guy at 77 00:03:55.879 --> 00:04:00.840 publics the supermarket, and every one of the eyes feels 78 00:04:01.080 --> 00:04:06.960 bad for this guy, and so everybody does like unbelievable 79 00:04:07.400 --> 00:04:11.039 ship for him. So either there, uh you know, they 80 00:04:11.080 --> 00:04:13.400 had some food left out for lunch, they bring that over, 81 00:04:13.680 --> 00:04:15.960 or they're going to dinner from there, so they invite him. 82 00:04:16.560 --> 00:04:19.800 They're bringing him cigar. The guy's got probably the best 83 00:04:19.800 --> 00:04:22.920 deal of anybody. He just shows up there and cigars. 84 00:04:22.480 --> 00:04:25.360 Come come for him, and food comes for him and 85 00:04:25.360 --> 00:04:26.160 and everything else. 86 00:04:26.199 --> 00:04:29.600 But I forget his name, But the last time I 87 00:04:29.680 --> 00:04:30.199 was there, he. 88 00:04:30.279 --> 00:04:34.839 Uh Stewie, he stewe steweye Steweie brought some uh stuff 89 00:04:34.879 --> 00:04:37.240 from his garage, stuff from his house that he's trying 90 00:04:37.279 --> 00:04:39.439 to sell pawn. Yeah that's a different guy. 91 00:04:39.480 --> 00:04:40.120 That's a different guy. 92 00:04:40.240 --> 00:04:41.120 Oh, that's different. Yeah. 93 00:04:41.160 --> 00:04:43.480 Yeah, the guy that works at public. 94 00:04:43.839 --> 00:04:46.199 Oh that I know, Stewey the Bagger. Yeah, because Kenny 95 00:04:46.199 --> 00:04:49.399 gives him clothes and stuff. But now this guy came 96 00:04:49.439 --> 00:04:51.319 in with a mirror with an eagle on top, like 97 00:04:51.519 --> 00:04:54.800 the old days on Long Island, the colonial thing, trying. 98 00:04:54.560 --> 00:04:54.959 To sell it. 99 00:04:55.079 --> 00:04:56.720 Somebody bought it because they felt it was a clock 100 00:04:56.839 --> 00:04:59.120 clock with an eagle on top. But yeah, he comes 101 00:04:59.120 --> 00:05:01.120 out to the cigar bar, which is an upscale place. 102 00:05:01.160 --> 00:05:02.279 I mean it's a good looking place. 103 00:05:02.680 --> 00:05:03.959 Yeah, no, it's a very nice place. 104 00:05:04.000 --> 00:05:06.319 But that guy, the guy, the guy that does the 105 00:05:06.360 --> 00:05:07.720 impromptu garage sales. 106 00:05:07.800 --> 00:05:08.519 It's hysterical. 107 00:05:09.160 --> 00:05:13.120 So apparently he must have been something in the uh, 108 00:05:13.800 --> 00:05:17.920 the tobacco cigar industry, because he's got all kinds of 109 00:05:18.480 --> 00:05:21.800 logoed stuff with cigar brands. 110 00:05:21.360 --> 00:05:21.519 Right. 111 00:05:22.480 --> 00:05:25.639 So I'm up there on Wednesday night and he comes 112 00:05:25.639 --> 00:05:28.600 and he's got this huge bag of ship. 113 00:05:28.439 --> 00:05:30.639 And I'm like, what the hell's going on? Who does this? 114 00:05:30.759 --> 00:05:33.480 Like every you know, every week or other week. It 115 00:05:33.600 --> 00:05:35.839 just brings a bunch of ship from home and sell it. 116 00:05:36.519 --> 00:05:39.839 And it's not really that he's trying to make money, 117 00:05:40.519 --> 00:05:45.240 he's just trying to clean up his garage. It's apparently 118 00:05:45.279 --> 00:05:47.879 so much shit in there, so he comes the other day. 119 00:05:47.920 --> 00:05:49.120 He had a humidor. 120 00:05:49.120 --> 00:05:52.879 He had he had a a thermometer, the one that 121 00:05:52.920 --> 00:05:54.839 he put it in. He had one of those things 122 00:05:54.879 --> 00:05:57.199 you break if you if you get trapped underwater in 123 00:05:57.199 --> 00:05:57.560 your car. 124 00:05:57.680 --> 00:06:00.680 The thing that very nice. 125 00:06:01.519 --> 00:06:05.439 Okay, like everything was fired by all of these logo hats, 126 00:06:05.439 --> 00:06:06.199 cigar hats. 127 00:06:06.600 --> 00:06:08.680 I wanted to buy it. Hit one. I'd never seen 128 00:06:08.680 --> 00:06:09.639 this before. Really cool. 129 00:06:09.720 --> 00:06:11.680 It's a hat with a cigar logo. I forget what 130 00:06:11.720 --> 00:06:15.000 brand it was, but underneath the brim of the hat. 131 00:06:15.720 --> 00:06:20.240 Was a bereau a beer can, so you could just 132 00:06:20.279 --> 00:06:22.199 go like this with a beer and then you're fucking 133 00:06:22.279 --> 00:06:23.639 cap like, I gotta have that. 134 00:06:24.040 --> 00:06:24.519 That's fine. 135 00:06:24.759 --> 00:06:26.519 But I tried on the hat. It was so small. 136 00:06:26.560 --> 00:06:29.240 I'm like, I can't do it with it. I want 137 00:06:29.279 --> 00:06:31.120 to have a beer opener on my hat, but I 138 00:06:31.199 --> 00:06:32.519 need to have to fit you. 139 00:06:32.720 --> 00:06:34.600 I was just thinking, if you and I take walks 140 00:06:34.600 --> 00:06:37.120 on the beach, this will be the first time since 141 00:06:38.000 --> 00:06:41.839 christ nineteen eighty that we both single walking on the 142 00:06:41.839 --> 00:06:43.279 beach watching pretty girls go. 143 00:06:43.279 --> 00:06:46.639 By, and probably the first time people walking by I 144 00:06:46.680 --> 00:06:48.000 think we're gay. 145 00:06:48.079 --> 00:06:51.079 Yeah, and the first time, the first time since nineteen eighty. 146 00:06:51.439 --> 00:06:52.240 People walking by. 147 00:06:52.120 --> 00:06:54.160 This were, well, they won't look at us as they 148 00:06:54.160 --> 00:06:57.480 walk by. Yeah, you know, I go next door to 149 00:06:57.480 --> 00:07:00.279 a cigar boll like I said to watch the game games, 150 00:07:00.360 --> 00:07:03.319 not to drink, and I went there first night for pastrami. 151 00:07:03.360 --> 00:07:05.839 Sandwich was terrible, no more food. But you know, of 152 00:07:05.879 --> 00:07:08.600 course there's a hot bartender saying, oh okay, I'll just 153 00:07:08.800 --> 00:07:11.399 watch her. That's what guys do. We watched them walk, 154 00:07:11.439 --> 00:07:13.959 serve drinks. We just watch talk a few minutes. How 155 00:07:14.079 --> 00:07:16.120 she's nice and Emygigi that was gonna be my name 156 00:07:16.240 --> 00:07:18.720 is a girl. The next day, I'm like, I don't 157 00:07:18.800 --> 00:07:24.040 go see there's another animal. They named Sarah Asian Jewish 158 00:07:24.079 --> 00:07:28.279 girl from New York, beautiful but all tatted up. I 159 00:07:28.279 --> 00:07:32.279 guess I just you know, like, don't you well, I don't. 160 00:07:32.319 --> 00:07:34.399 I don't feel an opening with those kind of girls 161 00:07:34.399 --> 00:07:37.480 at all, Like like, I just you know, I just 162 00:07:37.519 --> 00:07:40.040 feel like in my fifties I was able to I 163 00:07:40.040 --> 00:07:42.680 did it in my I mean, Andrew I was fifty eight, 164 00:07:43.360 --> 00:07:45.399 so it can be done. But I just I'm just don't. 165 00:07:46.279 --> 00:07:49.800 I don't have that that pouncing ability I used to 166 00:07:49.800 --> 00:07:52.040 have like, Okay, I'm gonna go get her. That doesn't 167 00:07:52.079 --> 00:07:55.079 work anymore. I haven't employed it in a long time. 168 00:07:55.160 --> 00:07:55.399 Dude. 169 00:07:55.399 --> 00:07:59.079 There's there's a line of demarcation, so you know the 170 00:07:59.040 --> 00:08:03.800 the've been on the dating app and and have a 171 00:08:03.879 --> 00:08:06.319 date tonight with a girl I like, I've gone a 172 00:08:06.319 --> 00:08:07.120 couple of times. 173 00:08:07.160 --> 00:08:10.199 She's very sweet and uh, but. 174 00:08:12.199 --> 00:08:15.199 I felt like every time I went on I was 175 00:08:15.279 --> 00:08:19.000 seeing the same exact women because you know, you do. 176 00:08:20.800 --> 00:08:21.040 You do? 177 00:08:21.600 --> 00:08:23.560 You know where your location is, and then how many 178 00:08:23.639 --> 00:08:24.879 miles you're willing to travel? 179 00:08:24.920 --> 00:08:27.079 Well, right right, I'm not going in I'm not going 180 00:08:27.120 --> 00:08:30.000 to Miami to date somer, so you know, so I 181 00:08:30.040 --> 00:08:33.679 put like a fifteen mile radius on the thing. So 182 00:08:33.720 --> 00:08:36.559 I got that and then you know age, so I 183 00:08:36.600 --> 00:08:38.919 got it at you know, forty one to fifty five 184 00:08:39.120 --> 00:08:41.240 kind of my my sweet spot there, right. 185 00:08:41.120 --> 00:08:42.840 It's it's good, but they're going to be looking a 186 00:08:42.840 --> 00:08:43.600 lot older than you. 187 00:08:44.120 --> 00:08:47.679 Okay, forty one fifty five is my was my target demo, right, 188 00:08:48.480 --> 00:08:51.279 and the other day I'm like, eh, maybe I tweak 189 00:08:51.320 --> 00:08:55.240 it down to thirty five. Okay, there's what happens when 190 00:08:55.279 --> 00:08:58.120 you tweak the dating app from forty one to thirty five. 191 00:08:58.720 --> 00:09:03.200 Yeah, all the sudden, you're bringing in a sea of piercings. 192 00:09:02.600 --> 00:09:05.200 And twos and crazy shit. 193 00:09:05.600 --> 00:09:07.639 It's unbelieved. It happens right there. 194 00:09:07.720 --> 00:09:12.519 So if you're if you're thirty eight right now, you 195 00:09:12.559 --> 00:09:16.720 would have been born in nineteen eighty seven, right, So 196 00:09:16.759 --> 00:09:20.960 that's that's like, that's like the line of Demarque eighty 197 00:09:21.039 --> 00:09:23.799 seven eighty six. So actually right, you can time it 198 00:09:23.879 --> 00:09:25.559 right to when the Mets beat the Red Sox in 199 00:09:25.639 --> 00:09:29.799 the World Series series. After that, anybody born after October 200 00:09:29.879 --> 00:09:34.200 of nineteen eighty six, they're prone to piercings and buy. 201 00:09:34.159 --> 00:09:37.799 Art and weird, weird messages like the things. You know, 202 00:09:38.039 --> 00:09:40.159 Oh I got what you know? If you watch the 203 00:09:40.240 --> 00:09:43.399 Alternative halftime show, don't bother responding. 204 00:09:42.919 --> 00:09:45.720 To oh they say that ships all. 205 00:09:46.960 --> 00:09:50.320 Most of the people on there are are libs. It's weird. 206 00:09:50.679 --> 00:09:54.279 Yeah, well it isn't weird. Think about it that they've 207 00:09:54.279 --> 00:09:58.519 they've changed the way females act toward men, so there'd 208 00:09:58.559 --> 00:10:01.240 be more of them single you know, they're the other pig, 209 00:10:01.320 --> 00:10:03.159 the other girls that say they don't need men and 210 00:10:03.200 --> 00:10:05.159 we don't need men and we can have a baby. 211 00:10:05.360 --> 00:10:07.519 That's that talk turns me off. But you know, like 212 00:10:07.919 --> 00:10:10.440 at my age now, I see girls, and you know, 213 00:10:10.840 --> 00:10:13.559 I was singling for a long time so and was 214 00:10:13.679 --> 00:10:17.559 LA and New York nightlife. So sex happened quickly. But nowadays, 215 00:10:18.559 --> 00:10:21.360 you know, we're older now, so sex will come quicker. 216 00:10:21.919 --> 00:10:23.720 But then you got to find out what you have 217 00:10:23.799 --> 00:10:25.840 in common after the sex, and that could be really 218 00:10:25.919 --> 00:10:29.000 awkward because you've already slept together and then you're finding out. 219 00:10:29.279 --> 00:10:31.360 I don't have much to say to this girl. You know, 220 00:10:31.559 --> 00:10:34.200 once we're in bed, it's fine, But after bed, I 221 00:10:34.240 --> 00:10:36.200 had that with a girl for years. We had great sex, 222 00:10:36.240 --> 00:10:38.519 and once the sex was off, I had nothing to 223 00:10:38.639 --> 00:10:42.720 say to her. But I looked so forward to seeing her. Yeah, 224 00:10:42.759 --> 00:10:43.559 it's very difficult. 225 00:10:43.639 --> 00:10:48.240 I haven't I haven't ventured into that zone yet. 226 00:10:48.360 --> 00:10:50.399 So okay, I don't know. 227 00:10:50.600 --> 00:10:54.639 I'm I'm like, that's I guess I'm ready to. I 228 00:10:54.639 --> 00:10:55.440 guess I'm ready to. 229 00:10:55.840 --> 00:10:59.440 I you know, I don't at this point see any 230 00:10:59.519 --> 00:11:02.159 chance it. I'm getting back together with my wife, which 231 00:11:02.240 --> 00:11:05.159 was maybe a reason to hang on and not go 232 00:11:06.480 --> 00:11:06.879 all in. 233 00:11:07.000 --> 00:11:10.919 But she doesn't officially move to Texas. 234 00:11:10.480 --> 00:11:14.639 For a week or so here or two weeks, so 235 00:11:15.000 --> 00:11:17.320 probably when she moves to Texas. 236 00:11:17.360 --> 00:11:20.440 That'll be me giving myself the official green light. 237 00:11:20.559 --> 00:11:24.320 I don't know, ye, I knows tough the green light. 238 00:11:24.720 --> 00:11:26.559 The green light's tough. You know. When I fought with 239 00:11:26.600 --> 00:11:30.120 the wife before we split up, it got real, you know, 240 00:11:30.240 --> 00:11:32.200 fights for bad. The kids weren't home at this point. 241 00:11:32.240 --> 00:11:34.960 But I got to the point where I said something 242 00:11:35.120 --> 00:11:36.639 we had in that section a long time. She goes, 243 00:11:36.679 --> 00:11:38.559 I don't care if go out and get seck, go 244 00:11:38.639 --> 00:11:41.080 out and find a girl. She was really angry at me, 245 00:11:41.120 --> 00:11:42.639 and I know she didn't mean it mean it, but 246 00:11:42.720 --> 00:11:45.200 to me, it was like, Okay, I got the green 247 00:11:45.279 --> 00:11:48.240 light now, and then I just left myself open. And 248 00:11:48.279 --> 00:11:50.480 then that what happened to Andrew, it was just something 249 00:11:50.519 --> 00:11:52.360 that just came out of the sky. I wasn't trying 250 00:11:52.360 --> 00:11:55.000 to pick her up. It's a bang. So yeah, I said, 251 00:11:55.000 --> 00:11:56.399 fuck it, I'm going to be open now, and then 252 00:11:56.480 --> 00:11:59.519 things happened. So maybe that's the same thing. When you 253 00:11:59.559 --> 00:12:01.879 feel the house is clear and you know, then it'll 254 00:12:01.879 --> 00:12:02.879 it'll fall to place. 255 00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:06.639 Yeah. Yeah, and she's already. I mean I don't feel like. 256 00:12:07.240 --> 00:12:11.840 Uh, I couldn't if I if I wanted to. I mean, 257 00:12:11.879 --> 00:12:15.639 we've had the conversation so you know, I will of 258 00:12:15.679 --> 00:12:18.559 course monitor her and if she has sex with someone 259 00:12:18.639 --> 00:12:21.440 that that will be shot and killed. 260 00:12:21.519 --> 00:12:24.799 So no, I know, listen, but me and Jen divorced 261 00:12:24.799 --> 00:12:27.080 that I found that I found. I started dating this 262 00:12:27.120 --> 00:12:31.159 girl pretty quickly, Statton Island, Italian girl, crazy sexy, and 263 00:12:31.240 --> 00:12:32.320 I'm I kept the house. 264 00:12:32.399 --> 00:12:34.240 Jen moved into an apartment and one night. 265 00:12:34.120 --> 00:12:36.720 I'm gonna We're gonna go to a grand union for 266 00:12:36.799 --> 00:12:40.679 some you know, just bullshit ice cream, some liquor, candles. 267 00:12:40.720 --> 00:12:42.799 It was all like in the mood kind of stuff. 268 00:12:43.279 --> 00:12:45.559 And I see Jen and my girls dressed in like 269 00:12:45.639 --> 00:12:48.480 my white dress shirt with like a blue bra that 270 00:12:48.519 --> 00:12:51.799 you could see underneath it, shorts, you know, crazy, and 271 00:12:51.879 --> 00:12:54.759 Jen's showing up there like you know, like a housewife. 272 00:12:54.840 --> 00:12:57.720 She's still beautiful, but it brought my heart, Like she's 273 00:12:57.759 --> 00:13:00.639 buying groceries and I'm there, like clear with this hot 274 00:13:00.679 --> 00:13:02.240 piece of ass getting. 275 00:13:02.039 --> 00:13:05.279 Candles a duraflame log, you know something. 276 00:13:07.559 --> 00:13:10.840 No, there were no comments back then either for not 277 00:13:10.879 --> 00:13:17.440 with her, but yeah, I know that. 278 00:13:16.919 --> 00:13:18.879 All the things to make your ex happy. 279 00:13:18.720 --> 00:13:21.840 Yeah, the worst things ever, I know. But we stayed friends, 280 00:13:21.919 --> 00:13:22.519 so that's good. 281 00:13:23.120 --> 00:13:25.519 So I wonder how that conversation went inside the know 282 00:13:25.639 --> 00:13:26.720 them household. 283 00:13:26.919 --> 00:13:30.399 Do you think, like god, like, how long into a 284 00:13:30.480 --> 00:13:37.960 marriage before the guy puts thes Where the fuck does that? 285 00:13:38.399 --> 00:13:40.919 How do you not know? That's the thing again, we're 286 00:13:40.960 --> 00:13:43.320 talking about this nut job who shot her dog. 287 00:13:43.440 --> 00:13:47.080 But I, you know, I've always had a problem with her, 288 00:13:47.159 --> 00:13:48.919 and I knew there was something wrong with her. 289 00:13:49.120 --> 00:13:54.600 But you're right to be with to be and you know, listen, 290 00:13:54.639 --> 00:13:58.559 if Chris Jenner, if Chris Jenner knew because she said 291 00:13:58.600 --> 00:14:01.240 she knew Bruce would touch her dress and one time 292 00:14:01.320 --> 00:14:03.200 she came home and he was he wanted to dress 293 00:14:03.240 --> 00:14:05.399 for her like a woman, So she knew that she 294 00:14:05.480 --> 00:14:08.000 stayed with him. Christy Noman knows. That's why she's been 295 00:14:08.000 --> 00:14:11.600 out with Corey Lewandowski without worrying about her marriage and 296 00:14:11.679 --> 00:14:14.399 how it looks to society, because she knows that she 297 00:14:14.480 --> 00:14:16.159 has ship at home. She has a guy that puts 298 00:14:16.679 --> 00:14:19.279 fucking balloons down his shirt and wants to be a bimbo, 299 00:14:20.120 --> 00:14:23.279 and he's paying for other girls tip jobs and giving 300 00:14:23.360 --> 00:14:27.039 him money. And then one girl said he confessed he 301 00:14:27.080 --> 00:14:30.720 wants to leave Christy and become a bimbo slut girl. 302 00:14:33.320 --> 00:14:35.919 What the fuck is you can be in the cabinet 303 00:14:35.919 --> 00:14:36.960 and completely fuck. 304 00:14:36.840 --> 00:14:40.440 Up your job, but you're hold it down and not 305 00:14:40.480 --> 00:14:43.480 get fired. But the second Trump finds out your hubbies, 306 00:14:43.679 --> 00:14:47.320 yeah yeah, like that bad get the fuck out of here. 307 00:14:47.519 --> 00:14:49.600 Yeah, Trump can't take that ship. Trump is a very 308 00:14:49.639 --> 00:14:51.559 old school guy. You know, the wife is the wife, 309 00:14:51.559 --> 00:14:53.639 the husband. You know, we all know what he did. 310 00:14:53.720 --> 00:14:55.480 But he was cheating. 311 00:14:55.559 --> 00:14:58.519 He was running around like a crazy bastard, typical Gemini. 312 00:14:58.840 --> 00:15:02.799 But yeah, this guy. Look Chris, she's not long. She's 313 00:15:02.840 --> 00:15:04.480 going to be tossed out. I think they just gave 314 00:15:04.480 --> 00:15:06.840 her a soft spot to land for a while. But 315 00:15:06.879 --> 00:15:08.840 they'll get rid of her and then Trump will get 316 00:15:08.840 --> 00:15:12.759 shipped because two women, Pam Bondi and Christy Nom. No 317 00:15:12.919 --> 00:15:15.879 guys are getting tossed. But I tell you, Mike, I 318 00:15:15.919 --> 00:15:19.759 don't know Dad planned on tap. But uh, I'm fine 319 00:15:19.799 --> 00:15:22.039 with the fighting and Iran, I'm fine with it. I 320 00:15:22.120 --> 00:15:24.080 want this to happen. I want to fuck them up. 321 00:15:24.600 --> 00:15:30.399 But the Left is just some things they're saying. You 322 00:15:30.440 --> 00:15:32.679 guys voted for a wall. He didn't deliver on the wall. 323 00:15:33.039 --> 00:15:35.159 He's not delivering on this, and the lower this and 324 00:15:35.200 --> 00:15:37.840 lower that. I'm like, okay, just don't you think this 325 00:15:37.879 --> 00:15:40.639 is a fucking emergency Right now? The wall is not 326 00:15:40.679 --> 00:15:43.120 as neither because guess what, the borders shut down, so 327 00:15:43.159 --> 00:15:46.080 we're not dealing with riffraff coming over. But right now, 328 00:15:46.080 --> 00:15:49.039 the pressing need is he run. I don't feel like 329 00:15:49.080 --> 00:15:52.519 I'm getting gited from Trump. However, this war and Hallie 330 00:15:52.600 --> 00:15:54.519 acts as we move forward is going to be a 331 00:15:54.720 --> 00:15:58.679 huge part of not only his legacy, but come November 332 00:15:59.120 --> 00:16:01.840 it's going to be his last two years could be 333 00:16:01.960 --> 00:16:05.039 just him getting slaughtered again by the left, you know, 334 00:16:05.440 --> 00:16:09.200 impeagement twenty fifth of man like that could swallow up 335 00:16:09.200 --> 00:16:10.320 the whole last two years. 336 00:16:11.200 --> 00:16:12.279 Well, it doesn't. 337 00:16:12.480 --> 00:16:18.240 It doesn't matter what he does. The Left will reject 338 00:16:18.600 --> 00:16:22.120 and attack anything he does, whether it's the greatest thing 339 00:16:22.799 --> 00:16:26.159 ever been done in the most enormous accomplishment in the 340 00:16:26.200 --> 00:16:28.960 history of the US presidency or not. 341 00:16:29.240 --> 00:16:30.799 They're just gonna do what they're gonna do. 342 00:16:31.159 --> 00:16:38.159 Yeah, this thing, I just I hate the if they're 343 00:16:38.200 --> 00:16:41.840 fucking with us, which I'd say better than fifty percent 344 00:16:41.960 --> 00:16:44.679 chance they're fucking with us, we let him have another 345 00:16:44.759 --> 00:16:45.720 fucking two weeks. 346 00:16:46.720 --> 00:16:47.919 I know, it's just ridiculous. 347 00:16:49.519 --> 00:16:55.440 I mean, if they if they don't do what they're 348 00:16:55.480 --> 00:16:58.600 supposed to do, which they're not. 349 00:16:58.639 --> 00:17:01.159 They're not gonna do. These are people that don't care 350 00:17:01.480 --> 00:17:03.759 about death. They want them death. 351 00:17:03.879 --> 00:17:06.839 I mean, you can't. The only way to defeat them 352 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:08.720 is to kill them. 353 00:17:08.880 --> 00:17:13.200 Yeah, And I think he's gonna have to make that decision. 354 00:17:13.519 --> 00:17:19.839 And and if if he, if he does, pulls a 355 00:17:19.880 --> 00:17:22.480 total taco here, Yeah, it's. 356 00:17:22.319 --> 00:17:26.799 Gonna be worse than an annihilation would be. 357 00:17:27.960 --> 00:17:30.160 But unfortunately, there's gonna be a lot of innocence dead 358 00:17:30.279 --> 00:17:31.680 because they're gonna make you have. 359 00:17:31.720 --> 00:17:35.400 To go in or we have to do something that 360 00:17:35.799 --> 00:17:39.559 makes it one clear that we have control of the 361 00:17:39.559 --> 00:17:42.279 straight and can protect the ships. 362 00:17:41.839 --> 00:17:42.559 Going in and out. 363 00:17:42.599 --> 00:17:44.599 So you've got to we've got to put a plan 364 00:17:44.720 --> 00:17:46.720 together that completely takes it over. 365 00:17:47.400 --> 00:17:47.759 Uh. 366 00:17:47.839 --> 00:17:52.599 And there's nothing they can do to disrupt the commerce there, 367 00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:57.559 and and then you know, destroy everything else you need 368 00:17:57.599 --> 00:18:02.359 to destroy without yeah, without going after the general population. 369 00:18:02.720 --> 00:18:05.759 And you're gonna have to have troops there for a long, 370 00:18:06.000 --> 00:18:07.400 long long time. 371 00:18:07.599 --> 00:18:11.920 Yeah, I know. My producer, Mari is a Iranian. He 372 00:18:11.960 --> 00:18:14.519 grew up in Tehran, about five years older than us. 373 00:18:15.240 --> 00:18:18.279 The Shah of Iran took his father's business away many 374 00:18:18.319 --> 00:18:21.480 years ago. Lost everything was a big construction company. So 375 00:18:21.720 --> 00:18:25.279 like he's Iranian and we talk every day, and he 376 00:18:25.599 --> 00:18:28.480 can't wait, and he's not a huge Trump fan, can't 377 00:18:28.519 --> 00:18:31.119 wait for something to happen more to happen in that 378 00:18:31.200 --> 00:18:33.839 place because he knows how bad these guys are, to 379 00:18:33.880 --> 00:18:35.960 the point where he said, like, you know, they they'll 380 00:18:36.000 --> 00:18:39.000 be hanging a young girl and then they'll go someone 381 00:18:39.039 --> 00:18:42.160 say no, wait, she's not she's still a virgin. They 382 00:18:42.200 --> 00:18:45.000 take her out, they all rape her, then they put 383 00:18:45.000 --> 00:18:46.920 it back under the rope and then hang her. The 384 00:18:47.000 --> 00:18:49.920 things they do, they actually said, this is a really 385 00:18:50.000 --> 00:18:52.720 cool thing they did. They're not allowed to grieve. Okay, 386 00:18:52.799 --> 00:18:55.559 if you're caught grieving the dad, you get killed. So 387 00:18:55.680 --> 00:18:58.200 there's a cemetery in town somewhere and all a lot 388 00:18:58.200 --> 00:19:00.759 of hundreds and hundreds of a verres went there with 389 00:19:00.799 --> 00:19:03.720 loud music and they danced around the graves of the 390 00:19:03.759 --> 00:19:06.279 people they love who are dead, but didn't grieve. They 391 00:19:06.359 --> 00:19:09.119 just laughed and danced. So they were able to do that. 392 00:19:09.240 --> 00:19:12.920 But this is such a disgusting regime. How how the 393 00:19:13.039 --> 00:19:17.000 left can act like what we're doing there? Every Obama 394 00:19:17.039 --> 00:19:19.200 said it, Biden said it, Hillary said they all said 395 00:19:19.759 --> 00:19:22.079 I will take Avery iron you know, they will not 396 00:19:22.160 --> 00:19:24.599 fuck with Israel or America. And Trump had the balls 397 00:19:24.599 --> 00:19:26.440 to do it, and they just can't see through that. 398 00:19:26.480 --> 00:19:30.799 They gave standing ovations to Hillary, Obama and Biden not tru. 399 00:19:30.799 --> 00:19:34.880 Like I said anything anything he does. And look, the 400 00:19:34.920 --> 00:19:38.440 worst thing I've seen a president do in uh the 401 00:19:38.519 --> 00:19:43.319