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Speaker 2: It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack mcar se
Speaker 2: O and JP Sorrow. We've got an exciting Christmas program
Speaker 2: lined up for these folks.
Speaker 1: We've been to a Little Boys this year. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't it's an artificial tree, so I did artificial
Speaker 1: job at.
Speaker 2: Timmy tidness is only exceeded by inability to adjust hollow
Speaker 2: the third Wrangling Deer. The Lapsed Fan got.
Speaker 1: A price for the million dollar Man. Even Santa Claus.
Speaker 2: Say, it's not so off, and we're rolling right on.
Speaker 2: The twenty twenty four TF Christmas Show continues. It's a
Speaker 2: TFX mess, It's the Unwrapping three. It's all the above,
Speaker 2: and we're very much rounding third here in our bounty
Speaker 2: of gifts that have blown us right out of our
Speaker 2: socks here as we cast and cast and cast Mama
Speaker 2: Sorrow here as well as JP Sorrow. So it's extra special.
Speaker 2: And boss, what's the next gift of Christmas?
Speaker 1: We here we go? This is one that was you know, asked,
Speaker 1: fast tracked. He was desperate to get it in. He
Speaker 1: made sure to get it in. I'm glad he got
Speaker 1: it in. Andrew Martin, give me them scissors and see.
Speaker 2: What also known as test. By the way, that's right,
Speaker 2: because it's right. He had to have made that joke.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I've made that joke many times. This is
Speaker 1: a test, after.
Speaker 2: All, this will be a test I think of our patience.
Speaker 1: This is great.
Speaker 2: Andrew's a heavy hitter. In the gift giving the TF
Speaker 2: Solar System gift given category he gave.
Speaker 1: He gave a Nash doll.
Speaker 2: Right, what yeah, I saw have that puppy the Nash.
Speaker 2: He always joked about how a wrestler always says funny
Speaker 2: things during his interviews. Someone took a stuffed plush version
Speaker 2: of that and put inside a custom voice box so
Speaker 2: that when you squeeze its tummy. It says things that
Speaker 2: we always joke about. Yeah, very cool, It was very funny.
Speaker 2: And every now and then it'll fall off the chair
Speaker 2: in my office and start talking by itself, which is
Speaker 2: very disturbing. I don't know how to shut it off.
Speaker 2: Has a life of its own, does? Oh my stuff? Now?
Speaker 2: What is that? The TNA tenure anniversary post card, Yes
Speaker 2: of us be from twenty twelve.
Speaker 1: Thank you for ten years of total NonStop support, Happy
Speaker 1: holidays and the bust of New Year, TNA and entertainment.
Speaker 1: But the real card says it's the pain never stops.
Speaker 1: It eats away at me. It's every single day of life.
Speaker 1: The terrible thing about hell is that when you're there
Speaker 1: you can't even tell. But not for the lamps fans.
Speaker 1: You guys never lie to me. With you, it's never
Speaker 1: a work. You are both the true authors of shame
Speaker 1: and pain. I'm endlessly grateful and forever in love with
Speaker 1: the cause. Through the bad times and worse times. You
Speaker 1: are the You are there for you are there for me,
Speaker 1: for us, for the future. Merry Christmas, Happy Honkah, happy Kwansa,
Speaker 1: and everything else. Now cross the line. T L.
Speaker 2: Isn't it a wonderful note?
Speaker 1: What he says? Okay, this is to me.
Speaker 2: T n A ten You know, it's ten years to Jack.
Speaker 1: And there's one open individually addressed, and there's one open last.
Speaker 2: All right, so this one this one? Yes, all right,
Speaker 2: I'll go first. You're good to Jack.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see what he cooked up.
Speaker 2: We got. We got red and yellow towel brother new
Speaker 2: Japan Pro Wrestling, an okie scarf.
Speaker 1: Oh that's wild.
Speaker 2: Oh, and a Dina powder. Look at this?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Is it more weight controlled Dina powder?
Speaker 1: Is that a real? Oh? Yeah? I thought it was
Speaker 1: like a package of dining powder. This was no.
Speaker 2: This is what went around the package. It's an old
Speaker 2: time wrestler named Vernon Gon who you would see in
Speaker 2: the fifties if you would watch wrestling back on the
Speaker 2: Dumont network. And he had a weight gain supplement called
Speaker 2: Dina powder that we've often joked about. And Andrew found
Speaker 2: a way to get his hands on on one of
Speaker 2: the rappers and then hear a note with Jake on it. Jack,
Speaker 2: your very hard work over the ten plus years of
Speaker 2: laps will not go unnoticed. I give you this NJPW
Speaker 2: towel It goes very well as a companion piece as
Speaker 2: a napkin when you are eating your burger in the room.
Speaker 2: Speaking of iron, calcium and vitamins AB and C, here
Speaker 2: is an original Dina powder label. Because it isn't all
Speaker 2: about food right. Speaking of food, I also give you
Speaker 2: this Kevin Nash crazy Dip. There doesn't appear to be
Speaker 2: an expiration date on it, but tread lightly motherfucko, as
Speaker 2: it was manufactured in May of nineteen ninety nine. Also
Speaker 2: check the placement of Nash about to roll up hulk
Speaker 2: from behind and enjoy and prosper. What is It's a
Speaker 2: crazy lollypop with a crackling dip there from the chupa
Speaker 2: Cups chupa Chups candy company that we know and W
Speaker 2: CW had licensed lollipops. Yeah, crazy dips. Lick the lollipop,
Speaker 2: dip it in the thing and then lick again and
Speaker 2: then it's like pop rocks. It goes off in your mouth. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I won't be trying this, but I appreciate it, like
Speaker 2: strawberry flavored. I thought it was gonna be like some
Speaker 2: kind of sativa or something so great.
Speaker 1: All right, we got another box underneath the box in
Speaker 1: the box.
Speaker 2: Japan. Japan Wrestling. Yeah, New Japan for wrestling is like
Speaker 2: the premiere wrestling company and in Japan very cool and
Speaker 2: one of the famous guys would always wear a scarf
Speaker 2: to the ring.
Speaker 1: Dude, you're trying to like roll me up from behind JP.
Speaker 1: I know how much you loved the The Undertaker one
Speaker 1: Dead Man show you went to, so I'm giving you
Speaker 1: this awesome Undertaker uh Undertaker locker room fucking elite figure.
Speaker 1: You're also getting a Jeff Hardy stamp. Not really much
Speaker 1: to say about that one. Also for you, a Kevin
Speaker 1: Nash ww Racing Champions car. I imagine that this is
Speaker 1: the car that he used to take the click to
Speaker 1: the dates to the dayto Denny's. And well, fucking I'm
Speaker 1: the biggest. I means I'm the least fucked up and
Speaker 1: to drive fu is always very hard. Titan Holiday comics
Speaker 1: signed by the Brooklyn Brawler. Oh my god. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: see what we got here.
Speaker 2: So he's oh, yeah, yeah, the fucking car always blows
Speaker 2: my mind. I talk about this every Christmas show. How
Speaker 2: much license W step you merchandise there really was? I mean,
Speaker 2: who cared about W Stepp that god, look at this.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: You remember? Remember the cut up Christmas caper?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the the Titan Towers Christmas card.
Speaker 1: Signed by Steve Lombardi.
Speaker 2: That's the same one from Steve, more like the internal
Speaker 2: w w F employee Christmas card that they would send
Speaker 2: around and people have had old ones sitting around. They
Speaker 2: put him on eBay and sometimes our fans buy him
Speaker 2: and send him to us.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's he's this is a one man Dead,
Speaker 1: one dead Man show figure that he custom made this. No,
Speaker 1: it's I don't think, No, it's not. This is what
Speaker 1: they sell. They have won him doing his show. What
Speaker 1: a fucking idiot?
Speaker 2: Look at him? Why would you make a toy about that?
Speaker 2: I mean, what don't you describe what you're looking at? Please?
Speaker 1: So all right, so it's it's Undertaker. And he's got
Speaker 1: a T shirt on that says Undertaker, one dead Man Show.
Speaker 1: And he's wearing a baseball hat backwards. And because we
Speaker 1: weren't a hoodie like he came on to the stage
Speaker 1: for us that time. That was unbelievable. And I got
Speaker 1: this Jeff Hardy figure. It's a stamp, right, it's a stamp.
Speaker 1: This you know, you know it's it's like, it's things
Speaker 1: like this that just make Christmas completely not worth it.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: I think that's the exact reaction he was looking for.
Speaker 2: Kudos to you again, answer one more.
Speaker 1: There's one where he said open up last. So I've
Speaker 1: been waiting the mains open the.
Speaker 2: Wrestle many of gifts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so. Hello, They've a lot.
Speaker 2: Of effort, they really do.
Speaker 1: They do. See what this is here? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: The gifts are for both of you. If you remember
Speaker 1: last year you received two figures, which was the start
Speaker 1: of the labs. Uh the lapse Hasbro series.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, last.
Speaker 1: Series one was made by me, Shane Douglas from Rumble
Speaker 1: ninety one and V k under.
Speaker 2: The the V th under Liker. That one's not going anywhere.
Speaker 1: Now presenting series two, I commissioned Instagram user and friend
Speaker 1: James Blizzard at James Blizzard of oz oh Wait to
Speaker 1: create to create Sid Hogan and Truck Hogan. James is
Speaker 1: an amazing artist who hand paints his logos rather than
Speaker 1: prints them, which is a rarity. He's also nuts, which
Speaker 1: draws me even closer to him. Ah. He has a brain,
Speaker 1: a brain pain gang, which consists of himself and a
Speaker 1: couple of other folks who have headaches and mental issues.
Speaker 1: He's great and like myself, is excited for you to
Speaker 1: receive these works of art. Unabled toys James Blizzard Production,
Speaker 1: Sid Hogan and Truck Hogan lapsed Hasbro's series two. Uh here,
Speaker 1: you want to do one, I'll do one.
Speaker 2: Sure thing. These are custom toys that he makes based
Speaker 2: on characters we create on the show. Off the top
Speaker 2: of our I long had a story about how when
Speaker 2: I was a kid, I miss interpreted a wrestler's name.
Speaker 2: I combined two wrestlers name into one, and I would
Speaker 2: talk on the air about how it was so strange
Speaker 2: to me that I had this this name in my
Speaker 2: head that never existed, and this guy created a toy
Speaker 2: that combined the two wrestlers, and it was like this
Speaker 2: thing my whole life I thought about, and this person.
Speaker 1: Made Mania is what it says. That's the shirt I
Speaker 1: gotta make, now you mania. That's the shirt.
Speaker 2: Look at it.
Speaker 1: It's the Sid. Right, it's the CID but with the
Speaker 1: hair cut off and a stash added on. And right
Speaker 1: it's the Sid figure but with the Hogan Body's phenomenal
Speaker 1: it really is. That's absolutely astounding.
Speaker 2: And this one is going to be which one is
Speaker 2: This gonna be truck Hogan.
Speaker 1: So it's going to be Diesel.
Speaker 3: This one's gonna be truck Hogan. I can see it already.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Look it's more. Uh it looks like Ea Sullivan.
Speaker 1: Look at this.
Speaker 2: Painting.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is amazing. So that's that's that's
Speaker 1: the Diesel. That that's really what he's.
Speaker 2: Got, Like the war bonnet, the war bonnet.
Speaker 1: He's this is the diesel the new Hasbro with Hogan
Speaker 1: legs and oh my god, this is absurd.
Speaker 2: He makes them. Yeah, he takes like existing figures and
Speaker 2: he modifies them to look like the new character, and
Speaker 2: then he paints on designs and colors. Trust So it's
Speaker 2: it evokes the toys we used to have, and it's
Speaker 2: and it updates them to us.
Speaker 1: This is so funny.
Speaker 2: He made ones of us before. Yeah, yeah, you ever
Speaker 2: see the one of him downstairs? He has No, I
Speaker 2: don't think it's a JP Sorrow action figure. If you
Speaker 2: can believe it, Jesus Andrew knocks it out of the party.
Speaker 1: He does that. That's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: The innovation.
Speaker 1: That's great. That's a great series of things.
Speaker 2: Leaves one in all. Indeed, Andrew, thank you so much, dude.
Speaker 2: Another winter, another another chicken dinner.
Speaker 1: Brother.
Speaker 2: As we're about to uh close out the next time
Speaker 2: We're with You. Yes, just a remarkable Christmas here ten
Speaker 2: years running TLF, so it's highly appropriate that we have
Speaker 2: a landmark on wrapping My House. The final gift of Christmas.
Speaker 2: We're with You.
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