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<v Speaker 1>This was very sad, and I want to move on

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<v Speaker 1>from a.

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<v Speaker 2>Very sad like Katie and Matt. All right, Matt brings

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<v Speaker 2>up his call log and did you catch that he

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<v Speaker 2>called her producers? Got this the Spicy As. I put

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<v Speaker 2>my wife's name in my phone in perpetuity upon meeting her.

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<v Speaker 2>I suspect the spicy As is the name that he

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<v Speaker 2>named her on their first aid and he never changed it. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what he thought about her. Huh m hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what's your wife's name, Cherie? Sure? Yea in your phone?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh but I would come up with names for.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, no, no, Hey, it's bad TV. I'm dylling that.

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<v Speaker 1>Great to be here, Great to be here. Kay is

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<v Speaker 1>joining us today as well? Oh this we were?

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<v Speaker 2>Where's Ruby?

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<v Speaker 1>Ruby is living her life right now? Okay, I know

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<v Speaker 1>she's She's a fixture of the show and people miss

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<v Speaker 1>her none more than Patty. Patty is sick of doing

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<v Speaker 1>this show with just me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's not true at all. It is no, it

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<v Speaker 2>is you know, I'm sick of I'm sick of little

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<v Speaker 2>batties or little Patty's chiming in getting out of not

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<v Speaker 2>on line?

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<v Speaker 1>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's well? Uh? There was some disputes over who

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<v Speaker 2>came up with fatty photos a genius uh scale for

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<v Speaker 2>rating the episode, uh huh. And because we didn't give

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<v Speaker 2>this particular battie some credit, they're mouthing off mouth and off.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, was really stuck in your craw because we've

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<v Speaker 1>we discussed.

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<v Speaker 2>I think she's in a sense. A deleted comment had said,

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<v Speaker 2>if my name was Floppy Tits, would you ignow? You know,

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<v Speaker 2>because she clearly knows.

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<v Speaker 1>That we we love garbage.

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<v Speaker 2>We love garbage dick.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, we love garbage hits. Obviously, garbage Tits is quite

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<v Speaker 1>a memorable name, right, But also more memorable about garbage

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<v Speaker 1>Tits is the social commentary, right, So garbage Hits, paired

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<v Speaker 1>with the cutting insight of the landscape of reality television

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<v Speaker 1>is what garbage Tits is remembered for.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm gonna say, Dell and I want to teach

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<v Speaker 2>this little batty a lesson. It really is in the name.

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<v Speaker 2>If you have something that kind.

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<v Speaker 1>Of sticks out, Yeah, you can call yourself kangaroo dick.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll remember that's right, and whenever you chime in, well

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<v Speaker 2>probably it will get our attention. Right, your name is

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<v Speaker 2>Nicole Finn. Now, Nicole, I love you. You've been with us

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<v Speaker 2>a very long time. Yeah, you have a lot to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Call yourself Kangaroo Dick.

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<v Speaker 2>Change your Patreon name to Kangaroo Dick and no kangaro balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, And that was an arbitrary and needless.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, some may say right, but others may disgree.

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<v Speaker 1>We feel like there's cut for no reason.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, all right, Nicole? Or was it Nicole? I guess

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<v Speaker 2>I can screenshot that she recommended that in the future too.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for the.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, enough with the Inside Baseball. We love our fans.

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<v Speaker 1>Our fans are the reason that we can do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Also the advertisers, Thank you, Tobaya and Rula. Coming up,

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<v Speaker 1>so listen, we have the Real Housewives of Orange County.

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<v Speaker 1>As I've said many times before, this is a game

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<v Speaker 1>of clue that is too confusing for me to play.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems as though this episode we are going to

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<v Speaker 1>be thrown further into confusion and chaos. Is Katie a

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<v Speaker 1>sketchy bitch? Answer? Yes? But is Gretchen the sketchiest bitch

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<v Speaker 1>is slayed an even sketchier then the sketchiest bitch just

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<v Speaker 1>don't know where I am.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm concerned because you're being pulled into this web of

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<v Speaker 2>lies created by Katie and her pathetic accomplice Matt. Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he is such a no nutted, spineless turd. They must

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<v Speaker 2>have money problems and they are banking on her making

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<v Speaker 2>money with this show, because there's no reason why a

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<v Speaker 2>gray haired, double chin, little no nutted turd should be

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<v Speaker 2>creating a scene like that on this show get off TV.

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<v Speaker 1>He is a sassy little golf guy. But I do

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<v Speaker 1>feel a little bit like Robert Redford and all is lost,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. I just I'm just out here and I got.

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<v Speaker 2>Reading a fucking book, watching your boat fall apart, trying

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<v Speaker 2>to put it together with some lacca.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, I don't have enough laca to get

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<v Speaker 1>this thing ashore.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the point of that goddamn movie, hey, dude, To.

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<v Speaker 1>Just show the indelible narrative ture of the human spirit.

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<v Speaker 2>Does he die or does he not die?

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<v Speaker 1>Filmmaker? That was the other point of the ending, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to have a metaphor at the end.

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<v Speaker 2>I hated that movie. I only watched it because I

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<v Speaker 2>was bored flying back from Thailand. It was one of

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<v Speaker 2>six movies I watched.

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<v Speaker 1>What were the other ones? Oh? God, Prometheus?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, that was twenty twelve. Dude, I love that movie.

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<v Speaker 2>I could watch that. I could watch that every day

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<v Speaker 2>so much.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that movie. That is so dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, Kalin's dad was an alien's was he the

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<v Speaker 2>best one? And then they killed him at the beginning

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<v Speaker 2>of Aliens three? Your dad got paid though, for that? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>He did?

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<v Speaker 2>Nice?

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<v Speaker 1>How did he die in Aliens three?

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<v Speaker 4>The ship crashes and it's just I don't know, he

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<v Speaker 4>just dies in his cryo chamber.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that can happen? Yeah, they did.

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<v Speaker 4>I think a beam like impales him through his cryo chamber.

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<v Speaker 1>That can happen.

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<v Speaker 2>David Fincher, he had just come off directing a Madonna video,

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<v Speaker 2>so a huge studio decided.

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<v Speaker 1>David Fincher did three. No.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a metaphor for AIDS.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, AIDS was a big time I was a

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<v Speaker 1>big time thing. Yeah, and it wasn't just passed through

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<v Speaker 1>but fucking that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>We learned it was also through just regular sex.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. A mainstay in the AIDS epidemic was dak

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<v Speaker 1>Due and Dany. She very controversial character, as was aids.

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<v Speaker 2>So I guess they made a movie about it called

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<v Speaker 2>Dallas Buyers Club.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, I thought Matthew McConaughey was fantastic. That's why Founci

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<v Speaker 1>Kaylin House the show going. That's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you watch this show with your wife?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, when she's watching it, I kind of look over

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<v Speaker 4>a little bit. Come on my phone at the same time.

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<v Speaker 4>So what are you doing on your phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Twitter?

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<v Speaker 4>Born Reddit mostly Reddit, go into the fantasy football sub

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<v Speaker 4>redditson just research, just dive.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm such a workaholic. When my wife's watching something I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to watch, I start putting together a PMC episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you have downtime, not a lot. You have some downtime. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you not have downtime? You don't raise your children?

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<v Speaker 2>I do know, I do. Pete has left us.

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<v Speaker 1>You killed her for wanting to leave me. You bought

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<v Speaker 1>a house, all right, Pete is a perfect human. These

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<v Speaker 1>women are not. Let's get into our tits right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Are fatty photos?

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<v Speaker 1>How many fatty photos would you give? It?

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<v Speaker 2>All?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>You're you are correct in saying the producers or the

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<v Speaker 2>editors are trying to create some kind of like is

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<v Speaker 2>Katie as sketchy b or was Gretchen lying a little bit?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm sorry Katie coming with a Malila Manila

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<v Speaker 2>folder with photos of a website of lie detector people

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<v Speaker 2>that also offer their services to do reality team.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Katie, just bring your phone. What are you in

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<v Speaker 1>the firm? Just bring your phone, you melodramatic lunatic.

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<v Speaker 2>This show needs Katie because we need sketchy people. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 2>we could probably get rid of Meatball and Emily and

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<v Speaker 2>keep Katie.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but U Meatball's the the silver lining

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<v Speaker 1>of the show. We Meatball is there, Meatball's having dare

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<v Speaker 1>I'd say a meat ballissance this season.

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<v Speaker 2>A meat Balissance. Yeah. I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she is really.

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<v Speaker 2>I like the episode because I hate Matt so much,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm not referring to Meatball's ex husband. I am

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<v Speaker 2>referring to Katie's cock pussy Hudson fatty photos.

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<v Speaker 1>Alrighty, let's get into the episode. I give it three

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<v Speaker 1>fatty photos. Last wee left off, Katie was fake quitting

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<v Speaker 1>the show because she's a sketchy bitch. And now polygraph

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<v Speaker 1>tests are there. They're pessimistic in qord or whatever the

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<v Speaker 1>word is, So I don't even think that this is

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<v Speaker 1>the best example of Katie being a sketchy bee, But

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<v Speaker 1>she is.

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<v Speaker 2>A sketchy bee. Okay. It is actually a great example

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<v Speaker 2>of this because Katie being caught lying like a true sociopath.

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<v Speaker 2>Rather than go all right, I lied, She's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna fucking double down.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna print, I'm gonna I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>to my printer. I'm gonna print something.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm going to the website because they did have

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<v Speaker 2>one little thing, Uh, if you'd like to reach out

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<v Speaker 2>to us for filming purposes, right, So, clearly look at this.

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<v Speaker 1>They have a contact page. What kind of reputable person

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<v Speaker 1>has a contact page? These are frauds. They're frauds. So

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<v Speaker 1>the cadre of women from the County of Orange aren't

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<v Speaker 1>sure what to do, but we kick things off at

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<v Speaker 1>another cosmetic wellness racket, Assandra MD. This is a place

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<v Speaker 1>where women go to have testoster and shut in their ass.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. And for what reason, Dylan to increase sex drive?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes to the point where your Kouchi muchI can rip

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<v Speaker 2>someone's wang off.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta laugh out of Kalin.

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<v Speaker 2>It hurts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Really enjoyed the sex, except the part where you ripped

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<v Speaker 2>my fucking dick off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you know, hurt again with the Jumaji flower.

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<v Speaker 1>It's weird that you would go through this whole rigamarole.

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<v Speaker 1>It's quite a it was quite a large needle. It

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of like the needle you would use to

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<v Speaker 1>put a horse down. But to go through all of

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<v Speaker 1>that just to have Shane put a lean cuisine on

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<v Speaker 1>your lower back and fuck you while you're watching Forensic Files.

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<v Speaker 2>With a helmet of the Raiders of All Helmets. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, we're doing. Emily can't keep her fucking

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<v Speaker 2>story straight. Later on the episode, when she's talking about

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<v Speaker 2>poor Luke, she's like.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Shane and I I think we're gonna get divorced. We're

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<v Speaker 2>basically not on the same page. I mean where we

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<v Speaker 2>were essentially roommates trying to deal with this.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a very real conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sure, well maybe it was real. You're always talking

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<v Speaker 2>about how he likes to hit you in the can

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<v Speaker 2>like that is you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how those do have anything to do

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<v Speaker 1>with it. No, Yeah, and she's told him so many

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<v Speaker 1>times the lean cuisine is too hot, and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>well it's Thanksgiving plan its turcane apple. S Again, that

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<v Speaker 1>has nothing to do with how odd it is. So anyways, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like she got a tattoo removed. Yeah, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think she takes two milligram gummies and pretends like

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, especially you watched the next episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, screaming uh Assandra heads in. He is the testosterone

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<v Speaker 2>All right, This is coffee shop with Katie and Jen.

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<v Speaker 1>With Jen and Katie. Katie has brought a Manila envelope

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<v Speaker 1>and is at the ready for a presentation of hard evidence.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>She wants to believe in Katie because she's uh, she

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<v Speaker 1>of the matter is is that Katie was set up

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<v Speaker 1>by paid actors. These are not people that are reputable

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<v Speaker 1>detector lie detector people. These are not reputable lie detective people. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the light detector people, because if we're keeping like a

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<v Speaker 2>paparazzi thing her and that husband of hers. He'll fucking

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<v Speaker 2>also Tamra got called out for her bullshit autism diagnosis.

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<v Speaker 2>So I believe these light detector people, Okay, although the

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<v Speaker 2>one thing that is confusing is that Gretchen did in

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<v Speaker 2>fact tell tam Rat and New Orleans that she did

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<v Speaker 2>go to the hospital, yet she passed when that question

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you brought up the autism spectrum, and you

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<v Speaker 1>know we've had a discussion. We're not going to say

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<v Speaker 1>the a word derogatory.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a bad word?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, saying things like I, oh my gosh, I put

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<v Speaker 1>the milk in the cup cover the other day, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so autistic. You know you can't say that right And

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<v Speaker 1>you definitely can't say the R word anymore, not on

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast. But I'm in one of the studios I

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<v Speaker 1>work in. It's filled with East Coasters, and we just

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<v Speaker 1>hired this very sensitive young boy to to switch and

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<v Speaker 1>he's a very sensitive young boy. And these people keep

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<v Speaker 1>coming into the studio and drop it.

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<v Speaker 2>They keep saying that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he goes good? Can we not? And I was like, buddy,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think welcome to the real world sign.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I could protect you from this. So anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>that was quite a divergence that will probably probably okay, I'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep it in Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So Jen brings up the fact that Katie is constantly

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<v Speaker 1>saying things like I was recording Shannon because she was

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<v Speaker 1>threatening to kill Archie. And Jen heard the whole thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and Jen's like, what are you talking about, your sketchy bitch?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you keep saying that?

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<v Speaker 2>I yeah, being pulled into someone else's bullshit that can

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<v Speaker 2>get old.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's absolutely insane. So we get to meet Ball

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<v Speaker 1>and BRIT's house, and well, Jen and Katie end things

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<v Speaker 1>in a very we don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I think she says that Katie, you should go,

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<v Speaker 2>and when it's a public restaurant, anybody can ask anybody to.

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<v Speaker 1>That's such a good point though, because I was thinking about, like,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're trying to resolve conflict with someone and it

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<v Speaker 1>think we should go, Like what do you do with that?

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<v Speaker 2>Heather to bro famously and I'm no fan of Kelly Dodd.

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<v Speaker 2>They were at a restaurant and I think Kelly Dodd

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<v Speaker 2>called her a cunt and she said you need to go,

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<v Speaker 2>and she said, you don't own this place.

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Dodd is a crocodile that you cannot wrangle. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>she's she's a a bigoted lunatic. But I would welcome

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<v Speaker 1>her onto the show in a heartbeat, of course. Yeah absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean Bravo, like are you are you not trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get the Fox News crowd in at all?

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<v Speaker 2>Like no, come on, Kelly Dodd, Well we have money too, a.

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<v Speaker 1>Whole new market place. So I mean, get her on

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<v Speaker 1>the show. Let's get to meet Britt's house.

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<v Speaker 2>Brit where you been all my life? You need to

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<v Speaker 2>be a housewife. This would be an interesting dynamic.

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<v Speaker 1>I love her jeans. I love how her jeans are

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<v Speaker 1>kind of jeans but also look like they should be

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<v Speaker 1>thrown away.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is a hacky bit from a stand up

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<v Speaker 2>comedian at the comedy start. Yeah yeah, imagine bringing these

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<v Speaker 2>ripped jeans and showing someone in the nineteen forties here. Yeah, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>here's your new pair of jeans. Oh it ripped there.

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<v Speaker 1>But those are not befitting a man of my stature.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, they're hot. They're very fashionable. Don't you like

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<v Speaker 2>looking at people's knees.

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<v Speaker 1>No, sir. In fact, I only wear tweed, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's all Americans spoke like British people.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, they came for it. They probably still had

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit of it left, you know, yeah, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit. I thought the jeans were saxy. To

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<v Speaker 2>be fair, I wish I still had a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of British and my boys. You know what style went out?

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<v Speaker 2>Dell that I can I guess? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, uh, I don't have any guesses.

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<v Speaker 2>Women started wearing pants where the slits were on the

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<v Speaker 2>side and legs on the sides.

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<v Speaker 1>H Are you talking about long spoy spas?

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<v Speaker 2>What's it all we're talking about? Like posts, no talking

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<v Speaker 2>about like twenty ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, do you know what he's talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Yeah, girls would have slits on their jeans. So

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<v Speaker 2>you got to see like the side part, which is

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<v Speaker 2>a very attractive part of women's anatomy.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, breathy. Yeah, So we get to Meetball, Meetbaul, whose

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<v Speaker 1>ex husband Map he almost.

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<v Speaker 2>Got taken out by the Big One God, but he's alive.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I was thinking, God is so overpowered. God is

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<v Speaker 1>so OPI like, come on, dude or madam?

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hm.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyways, so he was thrust he had a heart attack

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<v Speaker 1>thrust upon him and deal with that. He almost perished.

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<v Speaker 1>And the two of them, these two ex wives of

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<v Speaker 1>this man are.

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<v Speaker 2>Once currently married to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, so Britt is currently married to him. I think,

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<v Speaker 1>so get in the comments, let us know why is

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<v Speaker 1>and again getting the comments, let us know if you

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<v Speaker 1>can't eliminate this for me, why is Gina so good

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<v Speaker 1>with this guy? He broke into her house and like,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't the weren't the police called on this guy? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, yeah, I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Has that really by gones be bygones with this guy?

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't even show up like the first two seasons

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<v Speaker 2>she was on the show. But I have to say this, Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>this caught my attention. Britt explained when Matt was having

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<v Speaker 2>the big heart attack, he was like, I'm not going

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<v Speaker 2>to the hospital, and she made him get in the

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<v Speaker 2>car and go to the hospital. Twenty eighteen, I'm at Gary,

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<v Speaker 2>producer Gary from The Corolla Show's wedding. Galen's there. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>having a great time. I get drunk. I wake up

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<v Speaker 2>the next day in my fucking hotel room. Phone rings.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Jimmy Dell, my stepdad. Hey, Jimmy Dell's going, Oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>oh your mother? Your mother? Is she dead? Jimmy, is

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<v Speaker 2>she dead?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Your mother? He's crying, he's so upset. Is she dead? No,

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<v Speaker 2>she's alive. What the fuck happened?

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<v Speaker 1>She's still alive.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my mom's still alive. She would not go to

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<v Speaker 2>the hospital. She was having a full on heart attack.

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<v Speaker 2>He made her get in the fucking car. She could

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<v Speaker 1>So listen to anybody who is having a heart attack

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<v Speaker 1>and feeling a little stubborn while you're listening, drop the shit. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you're having a heart attack.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, go to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>The hospital. Leave the podcast on but.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, leave it playing. We get paid by the minute

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<v Speaker 2>you listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and while you're having a heart attack and listening

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<v Speaker 2>It helped me dout?

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<v Speaker 1>quality care from someone who cares. All Right, ladies, let's

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<v Speaker 1>get back to you Pat. What happens next in the

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<v Speaker 1>television show.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, both are thankful that Matt's alive because and they're

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<v Speaker 2>happy to have found each other, you know, because this

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<v Speaker 2>is you know, Matt's new girlfriend and Gina slash meetball.

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<v Speaker 2>She realizes that at this very moment, she's upset the Travis's

475
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<v Speaker 2>wife is such a bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh, you know. Yeah, Travis's wife.

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<v Speaker 2>And she doesn't go on camera either. I'd love to

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<v Speaker 2>see her.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, if you're not gonna go on camera, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>can somebody. I'm not saying chap equitaka this person, but

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<v Speaker 1>like i'll, you know, maybe all right, let's get to lunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you represented uh? Jfk uh?

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<v Speaker 1>What's this?

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<v Speaker 2>Teddy? Tfk Teddy? It was that lawyer man, the one

485
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<v Speaker 2>that everyone hates.

486
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<v Speaker 1>Now Johnny Cochran.

487
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<v Speaker 2>No, no, he's dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh not the poet Allen Ginsburg with the crooked pedophile.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all right? He represented him a young witz. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>he's lived a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, I've come to sk you about your stance on Palestine.

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<v Speaker 2>I he will defend any How do you explain to

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<v Speaker 2>get this guy out of uh rolling a car off

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<v Speaker 2>a bridge into a body of water, leaving the scene

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<v Speaker 2>for twenty four hours and then showing up and going

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<v Speaker 2>a yeah, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, Yeah, he's the best dude. How dare you bring

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<v Speaker 1>up my acquaintance with Jeffrey Epstein? I can only assume

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<v Speaker 1>that you're an anti semi represented him?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? What do we do? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>What do we do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Here?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get to lunch with Heather Debro and Tamar these

504
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<v Speaker 1>two fucking demons. Uh, Tamar couldn't sleep because of the adrenaline,

505
00:27:42.880 --> 00:27:48.119
<v Speaker 1>but Jen sits down. Oh oh my god, Heather Debro

506
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<v Speaker 1>mixing it up with a working class. Have you ever

507
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<v Speaker 1>said no, don't get that to someone?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I love Heather to borrow. Actually I hate her.

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<v Speaker 2>When Jen h shares the evidence you know that Katie

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<v Speaker 2>had displayed for HD quickly squashes the accusation by mentioning

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<v Speaker 2>that her husband is also a fame whorn. That was.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't she actually doesn't say that at all. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she says that her husband is a doctor on television.

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<v Speaker 2>A doctor and also on television.

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<v Speaker 1>Which doesn't mean that he is not a doctor, which

516
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<v Speaker 1>is Katie's entire problem trying to find you know. Uh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so the Power Rangers are on TV. That doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 1>that they're not Power Rangers. Okay, Fuck, good point. This

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't make any goddamn fucking sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Tam and Jen discuss that.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that a good analogy?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? Not one of your best?

523
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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck? That's okay? All right, all right, Well, Tam Ratt and.

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<v Speaker 1>J Me try another one. Okay, just because Tom Hanks

526
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<v Speaker 1>played Sully Sullenberger doesn't mean that Sully Sullenberger didn't fly

527
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<v Speaker 1>that plane upside down and crash it right into the Hudson.

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<v Speaker 2>Right freeze the charm.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't think of another one, all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>Just because Roseanne Barr got hit by a car doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>mean she's not crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>How damage was the car?

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny? No, actually she was very damaged and you

534
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<v Speaker 1>can tell. Okay, now Roseanne's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, she's great.

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<v Speaker 1>She talks about Maricopa County so much. And listen, you

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<v Speaker 1>know people, it's it's an interesting top. Okay, what do

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<v Speaker 1>we do?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know it?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'll take all the blame, all right, tam

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<v Speaker 1>raw Thing, Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>Tam Ranton? This is why we need Ruby. She would

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<v Speaker 2>set us straight. She shut up. I miss her.

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<v Speaker 1>She'll be back next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, tam Arranton. Jen discussed the past and Tamrat apologizes

546
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<v Speaker 2>and the therapy is helping. Jen reminds her it's not

547
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<v Speaker 2>really help because the patterns continue, and Jen says, but

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<v Speaker 2>she wants to move forward. That's very sweet of Jen.

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<v Speaker 2>Jen is my favorite person on this show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jen is dangerously unprepared for just life in general.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's a sweetheart and Tamra is not. Tamara apologizes

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<v Speaker 1>to Jen and says, you know, I'm sorry. You know

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<v Speaker 1>when I act like a vile cunt to you, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just the little girl in me coming out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's her.

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<v Speaker 1>What what does that mean? Right though? How does that?

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I'm not ageis here, tam Ratt. You got

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen years left to live. I mean, there's not a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of room to grow here, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, but she's going to live for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>She's going to be pickled. I love her too. She's

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<v Speaker 1>such a fucking booze bag.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, Maybe let's go let's do.

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<v Speaker 1>A shardenay, Now, do a diet coke.

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<v Speaker 2>H all right, let's get to that gift shopfly a meatball.

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<v Speaker 2>Emily shares that Jen said that Katie is asserting that

568
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<v Speaker 2>she was set up. Meanwhile, Luke calls because he wants

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<v Speaker 2>to walk the dog, and Emily gets upset because it's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but that call was actually really, really sad,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know that we've been joking about the arfit

573
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<v Speaker 1>and stuff. But it does seem like Lucas is going

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<v Speaker 1>through something and.

575
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<v Speaker 2>My daughter talks like a baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Your daughter is five, Oh how old is Luke older?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I think regardless when you hear him on

579
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<v Speaker 1>the phone, it does seem like something might be going on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very, very stressful as a parent. You loving something

581
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<v Speaker 1>that much is actually quite terrifying, And I gotta tell you,

582
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<v Speaker 1>with my neurosis, I'm not equipped to deal with it.

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<v Speaker 1>So Emily seems like she's struggling and Shane and her

584
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<v Speaker 1>are going through a pretty real thing actually where there's

585
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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it was honestly, like too yucky for me

586
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<v Speaker 1>to even think about the it's it was. It was

587
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<v Speaker 1>such a tangible thing that she describes her and her

588
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<v Speaker 1>husband as two people who are not really married. They're

589
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<v Speaker 1>just in the same house navigating these kids.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like, fuckmate, I've never had a roommate that

591
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<v Speaker 2>wants to hit me from buying Doggie style while I

592
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<v Speaker 2>wear a Philadelphia Eagles.

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<v Speaker 1>For Paul helmet.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, mm hmmm, it'd be weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine her generosity? I mean, he's just like

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<v Speaker 1>he's fucking singing her back with his fucking lava loads

597
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<v Speaker 1>and she's seen him fail the bar so many times.

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<v Speaker 1>More times she's still fucking gives it up to him.

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<v Speaker 1>I know we talk a lot of shit on Emily,

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<v Speaker 1>but she's a she's a sturdy bitch, She's a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>I do want to say this to her. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if she listens to the show. There is so

603
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<v Speaker 2>much government assistance for kids that are on the spectrum.

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<v Speaker 2>You just call them, they will send two people out

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<v Speaker 2>that will be at your house all day long helping you. Really, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>we have a neighbor, and yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>California sucks, but it's does some good stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it does, it does.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, imagine if this happens in fucking Louisiana. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck is Emily going to do.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you're gonna say, guam, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>But in Louisiana, you know, you'll call for one one

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever it is, and they'll come fucking take him

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<v Speaker 1>and throw them in the back of it. You're like, whoa, whoa, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you wanted us to get rid of him.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the throw your child in the Mississippi program,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Uh, But man, do they have a lot

618
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<v Speaker 1>of good culture down there. Okay, So anyways, this was

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<v Speaker 1>very sad, and I want to move on from.

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<v Speaker 2>Very sad, like Katie and Matt. All right, Matt brings

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<v Speaker 2>up his call log and did you catch that he

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<v Speaker 2>called her? Yes, producers got this, the spicy ation. I

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<v Speaker 2>put my wife's name in my phone in perpetuity upon

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<v Speaker 2>meeting her. I suspect the spicy as is the name

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<v Speaker 2>that he named her on their first date and he

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<v Speaker 2>never changed it. Wow, that's what he thought about her.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh m hm. So spicy is a euphe poorish right?

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<v Speaker 2>And uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Or just me mean yeah, okay, what's your wife's name.

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<v Speaker 2>Cherie Suri?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? No in your phone?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh CHERI. But I would come up with names for

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<v Speaker 2>good yeah no, no, no, but I would name girls that

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<v Speaker 2>I was dating at the time, like yeah hot, just hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Or I named the place where I met her.

636
00:35:46.280 --> 00:35:50.440
<v Speaker 1>At so I can remember, Yeah you're a pig. Yeah yeah,

637
00:35:50.960 --> 00:35:51.360
<v Speaker 1>m hmm.

638
00:35:52.039 --> 00:35:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, Matt brings up the.

639
00:35:53.079 --> 00:35:55.519
<v Speaker 1>The Roosevelt Spicy Asian.

640
00:35:55.800 --> 00:35:57.920
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I'd have to put in the time or the day,

641
00:35:58.199 --> 00:36:01.840
<v Speaker 2>like Monday. So much of a male whore? Yeah yeah, yeah, right.

642
00:36:02.239 --> 00:36:05.159
<v Speaker 2>Matt brings up a call logue in the duration of

643
00:36:05.199 --> 00:36:11.360
<v Speaker 2>the calls, and he uses that as evidence for clearly

644
00:36:11.400 --> 00:36:13.199
<v Speaker 2>what that Slade was lying.

645
00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:19.519
<v Speaker 1>I know we have a job to do, but imagine

646
00:36:19.559 --> 00:36:29.039
<v Speaker 1>a documentary on the fraud, the governmental fraud that went

647
00:36:29.079 --> 00:36:34.320
<v Speaker 1>into the Mississippi Brett Fahr volleyball team gymnasium, right, and

648
00:36:34.599 --> 00:36:37.079
<v Speaker 1>there are just people breaking down documents and stuff, and

649
00:36:37.119 --> 00:36:39.559
<v Speaker 1>you're like, oh, fucking hang on a second, who gives them?

650
00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:43.880
<v Speaker 1>Who gives a shit about this? It's amazing, though, that

651
00:36:44.199 --> 00:36:47.079
<v Speaker 1>there are such clean records kept by all this, all

652
00:36:47.119 --> 00:36:51.000
<v Speaker 1>these people about this stuff. You know. So the gossipy

653
00:36:51.039 --> 00:36:54.239
<v Speaker 1>little golf guy, I don't think there's any better a

654
00:36:54.320 --> 00:36:57.679
<v Speaker 1>gossipy little scribe than him. I mean he he has

655
00:36:57.840 --> 00:36:59.960
<v Speaker 1>all of this stuff ready.

656
00:36:59.760 --> 00:37:03.719
<v Speaker 2>To go till dill dild We have technology at our hands.

657
00:37:04.920 --> 00:37:08.639
<v Speaker 2>Why not record Slate? Pick up the phone, record him?

658
00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:12.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I did that. Actually I recorded an Indian the

659
00:37:12.119 --> 00:37:17.719
<v Speaker 1>other day that called me an Indian, Yes, who called me?

660
00:37:18.559 --> 00:37:22.920
<v Speaker 1>And I'm using that properly. Uh. He was a filthy

661
00:37:23.000 --> 00:37:27.639
<v Speaker 1>fucking criminal, okay from India. Right. He wasn't a Native American,

662
00:37:28.519 --> 00:37:30.280
<v Speaker 1>but he called me and he said, I'm not going

663
00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:32.440
<v Speaker 1>to do the voice but he said that he has

664
00:37:32.480 --> 00:37:35.840
<v Speaker 1>a brace and knee brace for me because according to

665
00:37:35.880 --> 00:37:40.880
<v Speaker 1>my medical records, I have bad knees. And it was

666
00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:45.400
<v Speaker 1>very confusing. I was like, I'm Brian, is your name Brian.

667
00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:48.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to find out how this scam works? And

668
00:37:48.360 --> 00:37:51.119
<v Speaker 1>I looked it up and it's essentially, you say yes

669
00:37:51.239 --> 00:37:54.199
<v Speaker 1>to the brace. They say that it's free from health insurance.

670
00:37:54.719 --> 00:37:57.119
<v Speaker 1>And I could tell that it was a scammy and

671
00:37:57.159 --> 00:37:58.519
<v Speaker 1>we'll get back to the show. And I'm sorry, but

672
00:37:58.960 --> 00:38:00.800
<v Speaker 1>I could tell that it was a because he said

673
00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:02.639
<v Speaker 1>that he was calling from CBS to give me a

674
00:38:02.719 --> 00:38:06.000
<v Speaker 1>knee brace, which just doesn't make any sense. So he

675
00:38:06.079 --> 00:38:08.000
<v Speaker 1>calls me and I'm not going to do the voice,

676
00:38:08.159 --> 00:38:12.519
<v Speaker 1>but he says that he has a knee brace for me,

677
00:38:12.599 --> 00:38:16.880
<v Speaker 1>and naturally, I said what, because I just couldn't understand.

678
00:38:17.000 --> 00:38:18.760
<v Speaker 2>Did you fill out a form? How did he get

679
00:38:18.760 --> 00:38:20.280
<v Speaker 2>triggered for this little?

680
00:38:20.400 --> 00:38:21.239
<v Speaker 1>Uh? Not sure?

681
00:38:21.360 --> 00:38:22.199
<v Speaker 2>Dam not sure?

682
00:38:22.360 --> 00:38:26.000
<v Speaker 1>But he said, I'm calling from CVS, and I said

683
00:38:26.119 --> 00:38:30.119
<v Speaker 1>what CVS? And he said that he was in Northern California,

684
00:38:30.159 --> 00:38:34.519
<v Speaker 1>as CVS in Northern California was calling me four hundred

685
00:38:34.519 --> 00:38:37.159
<v Speaker 1>and fifty miles away, uh, to offer me a free

686
00:38:37.199 --> 00:38:39.559
<v Speaker 1>knee brace. Now what what happens is the elderly will

687
00:38:39.599 --> 00:38:41.760
<v Speaker 1>say yes because they have bad knees. It's actually a

688
00:38:41.760 --> 00:38:42.840
<v Speaker 1>pretty good bath, right you.

689
00:38:43.920 --> 00:38:44.760
<v Speaker 3>How did you end up on.

690
00:38:44.719 --> 00:38:47.800
<v Speaker 2>A lead list? I got it. It's called leads. They

691
00:38:47.800 --> 00:38:49.880
<v Speaker 2>get like three hundred thousand leads.

692
00:38:49.920 --> 00:38:53.719
<v Speaker 1>So what happens is you say yes to it, the

693
00:38:53.800 --> 00:38:56.760
<v Speaker 1>mail the brace arrives, and then they just start calling

694
00:38:56.800 --> 00:38:59.920
<v Speaker 1>you and hounding you and sending money requests and they

695
00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:01.519
<v Speaker 1>you have to pay for this shift, to pay for

696
00:39:01.519 --> 00:39:04.079
<v Speaker 1>this shift, to pay for bankruptcy, we're going to we're

697
00:39:04.079 --> 00:39:05.800
<v Speaker 1>going to send you to collections if you don't pay

698
00:39:05.800 --> 00:39:08.719
<v Speaker 1>for this, And it's two hundred and eighty dollars.

699
00:39:08.239 --> 00:39:10.599
<v Speaker 2>And seems like there's easier ways to make money.

700
00:39:10.639 --> 00:39:13.880
<v Speaker 1>It's amazing to me how much time and energy criminals

701
00:39:13.880 --> 00:39:17.679
<v Speaker 1>put into their rackets. But anyways, I apologize averages. Yes,

702
00:39:18.000 --> 00:39:22.719
<v Speaker 1>sorry if you've been if you've been attemptedly scammed by that,

703
00:39:22.840 --> 00:39:26.039
<v Speaker 1>can the comments let us know. So this is basically

704
00:39:26.320 --> 00:39:31.480
<v Speaker 1>the whole the whole drama, which is Gretchen told Katie

705
00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:36.199
<v Speaker 1>and Jen and Ryan and golf Guy that she did

706
00:39:36.320 --> 00:39:42.400
<v Speaker 1>go to the hospital. Now she's backtracking fifteen years ago,

707
00:39:42.599 --> 00:39:48.519
<v Speaker 1>fifteen years ago she might have been roof. So Slade,

708
00:39:49.719 --> 00:39:55.599
<v Speaker 1>upon hearing that, tells Katie and Jen that they need

709
00:39:55.639 --> 00:39:58.480
<v Speaker 1>to quiet their mouths about that, and that Gretchen is

710
00:39:58.519 --> 00:40:01.599
<v Speaker 1>going to deny that, okay, and then he tries to

711
00:40:02.039 --> 00:40:05.960
<v Speaker 1>per Matt per Matt. He tries to Frank Underwood this

712
00:40:06.079 --> 00:40:08.559
<v Speaker 1>whole thing and try to get everybody on the same page,

713
00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:10.320
<v Speaker 1>and it doesn't work because Katie is a sketchy be

714
00:40:10.480 --> 00:40:14.320
<v Speaker 1>and she's thirsty for camera time we go through I'm

715
00:40:14.320 --> 00:40:16.239
<v Speaker 1>not sure if it's here where we go through the

716
00:40:16.880 --> 00:40:19.519
<v Speaker 1>montage of Slade's disgusting behavior on the show.

717
00:40:19.599 --> 00:40:24.239
<v Speaker 2>He is disgusting, But I find it interesting because this

718
00:40:24.320 --> 00:40:27.559
<v Speaker 2>does happen in couple's lives, where Matt and Katie sit

719
00:40:27.639 --> 00:40:30.039
<v Speaker 2>down on the couch and they talk about the two

720
00:40:30.199 --> 00:40:32.719
<v Speaker 2>losers that they've been hanging out with in their habits.

721
00:40:33.760 --> 00:40:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Slade apparently thinks he created real housewives. Yes, all, he

722
00:40:37.960 --> 00:40:40.199
<v Speaker 2>talks about his housewives, and so does she.

723
00:40:41.119 --> 00:40:44.719
<v Speaker 1>There's so nothing nothing hits harder than a condescending Andy

724
00:40:44.760 --> 00:40:47.119
<v Speaker 1>cohenburn It's just so palpable.

725
00:40:47.199 --> 00:40:47.880
<v Speaker 2>He burned him.

726
00:40:47.920 --> 00:40:50.679
<v Speaker 1>He burned him so bad. He goes, you know, well,

727
00:40:50.840 --> 00:40:54.079
<v Speaker 1>I decided to not come back to Housewives.

728
00:40:54.480 --> 00:40:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, actually Slade when Joe wasn't returning, that would eliminate

729
00:40:59.119 --> 00:41:01.159
<v Speaker 2>you because it's called the Real Housewives.

730
00:41:01.199 --> 00:41:04.320
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, yeah right, and Andy Cohin's like okay,

731
00:41:06.960 --> 00:41:11.079
<v Speaker 1>and inside he's like, oh my god, you're fucking unbelievably stupid. Huh.

732
00:41:12.239 --> 00:41:15.639
<v Speaker 1>But the most disgusting thing was Slayed at an open mic.

733
00:41:16.280 --> 00:41:19.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh I remember this real time when he thought this

734
00:41:19.440 --> 00:41:20.320
<v Speaker 2>was going to be a quizzer.

735
00:41:20.400 --> 00:41:23.440
<v Speaker 1>I know that this was like back in the day,

736
00:41:23.599 --> 00:41:26.440
<v Speaker 1>but was that as repulsive back.

737
00:41:26.239 --> 00:41:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Then as it was twenty twelve, So he'd been off

738
00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:30.880
<v Speaker 2>the show for probably two years.

739
00:41:31.159 --> 00:41:33.719
<v Speaker 1>So he's he's at I don't know fucking he was.

740
00:41:33.719 --> 00:41:35.320
<v Speaker 2>At the place we played. I think he was at

741
00:41:35.360 --> 00:41:36.159
<v Speaker 2>like Librea.

742
00:41:36.239 --> 00:41:41.119
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Brea Improvers h and he pulls up a

743
00:41:41.119 --> 00:41:45.000
<v Speaker 1>picture of Tamra and slightly over talk about you know,

744
00:41:45.440 --> 00:41:48.719
<v Speaker 1>our rating system's former fatty photos. He pulls up a

745
00:41:48.719 --> 00:41:51.840
<v Speaker 1>photo of Tamra and then just beckons the crowd to

746
00:41:51.920 --> 00:41:53.719
<v Speaker 1>laugh at what a fat pick. I mean, this guy

747
00:41:53.800 --> 00:41:58.639
<v Speaker 1>is a vile, vile guy. Anyways, we move on. I

748
00:41:58.639 --> 00:42:02.119
<v Speaker 1>don't know where Katie and Matt's stand, but they're not

749
00:42:02.159 --> 00:42:04.079
<v Speaker 1>invited to the beach Day.

750
00:42:04.280 --> 00:42:07.079
<v Speaker 2>No, Jen, that's how you get someone off a show.

751
00:42:07.119 --> 00:42:09.159
<v Speaker 1>As we've learned, you ice them, You ice them, you

752
00:42:09.159 --> 00:42:12.719
<v Speaker 1>put them on ice. She has excluded Katie from the

753
00:42:12.760 --> 00:42:16.360
<v Speaker 1>beach Day. She's also excluded books while raising her children.

754
00:42:16.559 --> 00:42:23.960
<v Speaker 1>And Joe arrives brought by Tamra, who you know, aggression

755
00:42:24.079 --> 00:42:27.000
<v Speaker 1>was optimistic about. But it seems as though she's throwing

756
00:42:27.079 --> 00:42:30.400
<v Speaker 1>Joe in her face once again. Now we play volleyball

757
00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:36.239
<v Speaker 1>Team Grayson and Team Dawson. Shannon plays, but she more

758
00:42:36.360 --> 00:42:37.719
<v Speaker 1>just eats cheese and falls.

759
00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:40.239
<v Speaker 2>I have to say this about Shannon Badoor this season.

760
00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:43.000
<v Speaker 2>Uh huh. She is really in the background.

761
00:42:43.119 --> 00:42:43.639
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

762
00:42:44.159 --> 00:42:45.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't know where this goes for her.

763
00:42:45.840 --> 00:42:48.280
<v Speaker 1>I think this season it looks like it's ramping up

764
00:42:48.360 --> 00:42:54.400
<v Speaker 1>to a pretty crazy place. Yeah yeah, Shannon Badoor, I

765
00:42:54.400 --> 00:42:56.039
<v Speaker 1>think is going to put the cheese down.

766
00:42:56.639 --> 00:43:00.559
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah you think so. Yeah, we'll see. I think

767
00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:02.400
<v Speaker 2>the cast needs to shake up. I think we need

768
00:43:02.400 --> 00:43:04.280
<v Speaker 2>to add two more people, even if we don't get

769
00:43:04.360 --> 00:43:07.159
<v Speaker 2>rid of anybody like, add two more people to the mix.

770
00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:09.119
<v Speaker 1>That's all they should ever do. They should have kept

771
00:43:09.119 --> 00:43:12.400
<v Speaker 1>the original cast of all of the housewives and just attitude.

772
00:43:11.960 --> 00:43:17.320
<v Speaker 2>To grow yeah, but before you know it, then it's like, well,

773
00:43:17.800 --> 00:43:21.719
<v Speaker 2>what was that horrible vampire show? And the True Blood?

774
00:43:22.239 --> 00:43:25.559
<v Speaker 2>They never got rid of anybody, They just kept adding people.

775
00:43:25.679 --> 00:43:28.159
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't a horrible show though the first three.

776
00:43:28.039 --> 00:43:33.039
<v Speaker 2>Seasons were amazing, the last six were fucking horrible. They

777
00:43:33.079 --> 00:43:34.000
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't kill anybody.

778
00:43:34.079 --> 00:43:35.880
<v Speaker 1>That brother, what a body on that guy?

779
00:43:36.480 --> 00:43:36.840
<v Speaker 2>Brother?

780
00:43:38.559 --> 00:43:39.079
<v Speaker 1>Blonde guy?

781
00:43:39.360 --> 00:43:40.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh, the blonde guy.

782
00:43:40.159 --> 00:43:42.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he was handsome, com gutters.

783
00:43:43.679 --> 00:43:49.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. He was in the Northerner with Nicole Kidman. Okay,

784
00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:52.480
<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm talking about, the one where he's

785
00:43:52.519 --> 00:43:56.199
<v Speaker 2>like the Norman. That's him.

786
00:43:56.360 --> 00:44:00.000
<v Speaker 1>He looks completely different except for that that's Alex Alexander

787
00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:03.320
<v Speaker 1>cars Card. Okay, he's not the main guy. He's just

788
00:44:03.400 --> 00:44:03.679
<v Speaker 1>kind of.

789
00:44:03.840 --> 00:44:07.199
<v Speaker 2>The other guy married his cast member.

790
00:44:07.760 --> 00:44:10.760
<v Speaker 1>All right, well I've did I've derailed this numerous Let's

791
00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:12.840
<v Speaker 1>end sorry, let's end this. Okay, So we get an

792
00:44:12.880 --> 00:44:14.719
<v Speaker 1>update on the kids. Heather Debra's child.

793
00:44:14.519 --> 00:44:17.760
<v Speaker 2>Brag time, brag time alert, brag time.

794
00:44:18.840 --> 00:44:21.599
<v Speaker 1>Hey if you you know what if your kid got

795
00:44:21.639 --> 00:44:25.199
<v Speaker 1>into Yale Heather bro shut up?

796
00:44:26.039 --> 00:44:28.840
<v Speaker 2>Hey her daughter, well, well she was. First off, she

797
00:44:28.920 --> 00:44:32.039
<v Speaker 2>starts it, she h, she buries Alashi goes you know,

798
00:44:32.440 --> 00:44:36.559
<v Speaker 2>Cataline and my daughter she is accepted in every university

799
00:44:36.559 --> 00:44:39.639
<v Speaker 2>in the Western hemisphere. Yeah, she's going to Yale.

800
00:44:40.400 --> 00:44:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

801
00:44:41.639 --> 00:44:44.039
<v Speaker 2>And then Tama chimes and says, because she wanted to

802
00:44:44.079 --> 00:44:48.880
<v Speaker 2>elevate her daughter's accomplishments, She's like, uh, Daria has a boyfriend. Yeah,

803
00:44:48.880 --> 00:44:49.840
<v Speaker 2>thank you, White trash.

804
00:44:49.880 --> 00:44:56.400
<v Speaker 1>And then sit back. Shannon goes, O, my daughter actually

805
00:44:56.599 --> 00:45:01.199
<v Speaker 1>broke up with her bullet free she jumped. Yeah, that's okay,

806
00:45:01.199 --> 00:45:03.159
<v Speaker 1>all right, drewpy Dog, get the funk out of here.

807
00:45:03.440 --> 00:45:06.079
<v Speaker 2>And Emily shares and then this goes down like, ah,

808
00:45:07.079 --> 00:45:09.639
<v Speaker 2>it was a good Friday, So everybody be thankful for

809
00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:14.119
<v Speaker 2>it being a good Friday. Emily, Shane's dad isn't dead.

810
00:45:14.800 --> 00:45:20.960
<v Speaker 2>That's great. Yeah, Joe is gonna start having a baby working.

811
00:45:20.679 --> 00:45:25.239
<v Speaker 1>On thinking about how wow, wow, yeah, good Friday. When

812
00:45:25.280 --> 00:45:27.679
<v Speaker 1>when does it like does it get to some somebody

813
00:45:27.719 --> 00:45:30.280
<v Speaker 1>and they go, I'm confused about what to eat for

814
00:45:30.440 --> 00:45:33.719
<v Speaker 1>dinner tonight? Like where do we I?

815
00:45:33.960 --> 00:45:41.159
<v Speaker 2>Uh, I just took a ship? Wow? Good yeah? Good

816
00:45:41.559 --> 00:45:42.440
<v Speaker 2>solid movie?

817
00:45:42.519 --> 00:45:45.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah yeah, I mean listen, they're rarer and rarer

818
00:45:45.159 --> 00:45:51.440
<v Speaker 1>these days. So Gretchen and Tamera h have a little

819
00:45:51.519 --> 00:45:55.679
<v Speaker 1>koorum together, right, yeah, And and take it away. I

820
00:45:55.719 --> 00:45:56.920
<v Speaker 1>mean break it down for sure.

821
00:45:57.079 --> 00:46:01.519
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, okay. So uh, Tamara and Gretchen go at it,

822
00:46:01.920 --> 00:46:05.679
<v Speaker 2>and Gretchen is still denying that she had said that

823
00:46:05.719 --> 00:46:08.440
<v Speaker 2>she went to the hospital. The next parting, Yeah, unfortunately

824
00:46:08.480 --> 00:46:11.840
<v Speaker 2>for her, we have tape of it. It was in

825
00:46:11.920 --> 00:46:14.639
<v Speaker 2>New Orleans, she was in the backseat. We can run

826
00:46:14.679 --> 00:46:15.760
<v Speaker 2>it over and over with.

827
00:46:15.920 --> 00:46:18.599
<v Speaker 1>The person that she's telling that she did. She didn't

828
00:46:18.639 --> 00:46:26.480
<v Speaker 1>do it. So I love Tamra. Tamra's allegiance is to nothing.

829
00:46:26.519 --> 00:46:27.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean, she doesn't have it to herself.

830
00:46:28.000 --> 00:46:30.960
<v Speaker 2>So she's just kind of the show actually should be

831
00:46:31.039 --> 00:46:33.719
<v Speaker 2>on her tombstone when she dies. She did this all

832
00:46:33.760 --> 00:46:34.639
<v Speaker 2>for Brava.

833
00:46:34.480 --> 00:46:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Right, She's a whirling dervish. She absolutely despises Katie. But

834
00:46:41.039 --> 00:46:48.760
<v Speaker 1>now is Quasi defending Katie so that she can cast

835
00:46:48.800 --> 00:46:53.480
<v Speaker 1>aside Gretchen's shiney veneer, her eight layers of makeup, which

836
00:46:53.519 --> 00:46:54.760
<v Speaker 1>Tamara is absolutely sick of.

837
00:46:54.920 --> 00:46:55.360
<v Speaker 2>That's right.

838
00:46:55.960 --> 00:46:56.079
<v Speaker 4>Uh.

839
00:46:56.400 --> 00:47:00.199
<v Speaker 2>So they discuss why is Joe here? Great question I

840
00:47:00.199 --> 00:47:00.800
<v Speaker 2>bring out.

841
00:47:01.199 --> 00:47:03.679
<v Speaker 1>Like, oh my god, I didn't think that is that weird.

842
00:47:03.679 --> 00:47:05.880
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think that would bother you. Oh yeah, no,

843
00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:08.239
<v Speaker 1>it's just a guy. My husband used to fuck.

844
00:47:08.400 --> 00:47:11.480
<v Speaker 2>So they have a horrible off, which is which one

845
00:47:11.519 --> 00:47:13.840
<v Speaker 2>of the two did the most horrible things to each other.

846
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<v Speaker 2>So uh, for Tamarrat and Gretchen, they discuss why is

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<v Speaker 2>Joe here? Why bring up the fact that Gretchen cheated

848
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<v Speaker 2>on Jeff who is dying of lung cancer. He died

849
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<v Speaker 2>like six months later, and then also Shane, uh, Shane

850
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<v Speaker 2>is a deadbeat dad. Oh yeah yeah. And then Gretchen said,

851
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<v Speaker 2>Slade called oh, I'm sorry. Tamarrat said Slade called her fat.

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<v Speaker 2>Gretchen called Eddie gay, and then she also reached out

853
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<v Speaker 2>to her daughter on social media, so they both did

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<v Speaker 2>horrible which she didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>She just commented on a post, which is not reaching

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<v Speaker 1>out to it.

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<v Speaker 2>But she said, because you've been going through so much

858
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<v Speaker 2>like I did with your mother. Yeah yeah, yeah, tit

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<v Speaker 2>for tat little thing. And then meanwhile Shannon Bodoor struggles

860
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<v Speaker 2>about eating cheese. Oh and her friend with friendship with Tamrat.

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<v Speaker 2>And then tam Rat apologize and reminds her that she

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<v Speaker 2>also apologized back in twenty twelve.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that wraps up a fan favorite segment, reading

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<v Speaker 1>straight from the notes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great. Yeah, sorry, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we slip into that sometimes. You know, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>really remember, you don't really remember what you watch, so

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<v Speaker 1>you go, I got it ripped down here, let's see

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<v Speaker 1>if we can find it.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to make sure I was accurate. But then

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<v Speaker 2>tam Rat rabs and lunges Gretchen, She's done this move

872
00:48:31.599 --> 00:48:35.119
<v Speaker 2>multiple times. Yeah, but she gets very intense and earnest,

873
00:48:35.559 --> 00:48:39.880
<v Speaker 2>and it fools the other person into believing that this

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<v Speaker 2>is a breakthrough moment, where in fact it is not.

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00:48:44.599 --> 00:48:47.039
<v Speaker 2>Tam is a soulless narcissist. You know where.

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00:48:47.039 --> 00:48:50.400
<v Speaker 1>I think she gets this move from Tom Cruise, gets

877
00:48:50.440 --> 00:48:56.480
<v Speaker 1>his calming wristshold from David Miscavitch and the Church of Scientology.

878
00:48:57.079 --> 00:49:02.159
<v Speaker 1>Tamra gets the lunge from prosper Prey Gospel. I think

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00:49:02.199 --> 00:49:04.599
<v Speaker 1>that she has seen that work.

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00:49:05.119 --> 00:49:06.800
<v Speaker 2>What's the Tom Cruise wristhold?

881
00:49:07.400 --> 00:49:10.639
<v Speaker 1>When the French guy's the Frinch absertis journalist squirted a

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<v Speaker 1>oh water in his face.

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00:49:12.960 --> 00:49:14.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he's like, that's not cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you do that? Why did you do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you do that? As he's wiping his if

886
00:49:19.679 --> 00:49:22.079
<v Speaker 2>that could have been acid, your eyeball could have been

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<v Speaker 2>melting on your chest.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's like that old riddle, a king says,

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<v Speaker 1>bring me a liquid that can melt through anything. What

890
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<v Speaker 1>how does that real? Kaalin, how does that riddle go on?

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<v Speaker 2>Kailin, come on, you know?

892
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<v Speaker 1>But the king goes like, I need something they can

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<v Speaker 1>melt through everything. And then the guy like like brings

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<v Speaker 1>in Oh, that's it. He goes, I need a liquid

895
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<v Speaker 1>that can melt through everything. Right, So this is all

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<v Speaker 1>the scientists in the kingdom start working on this, and

897
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<v Speaker 1>they're all fucking poor and dumb, right, so they can't

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<v Speaker 1>come up with anything. But this one guy comes in

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<v Speaker 1>and he's got a vial of this green liquid and

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<v Speaker 1>he pours it on the table and it just goes

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<v Speaker 1>to everything in the castle, melts through.

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00:49:59.760 --> 00:50:01.840
<v Speaker 2>The this is Game of Thrones.

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<v Speaker 1>No oh, okay, beltz through everything in the cast all right,

904
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<v Speaker 1>goes all the way to fucking China, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Through the Earth on the other side of the.

906
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<v Speaker 1>Side of the planet. And the king goes off of

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<v Speaker 1>his head, every reason, what are you talking about? That

908
00:50:20.719 --> 00:50:23.360
<v Speaker 1>went to China? And he goes, yeah, but what did

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<v Speaker 1>he bring it in in a glass vial? And so

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<v Speaker 1>think on that this weekend. Everybody just want to think

911
00:50:32.599 --> 00:50:35.039
<v Speaker 1>about that. I mean, what is that? What does that

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<v Speaker 1>mean to you and yours? Yeah, Caitlyn, how's this episode going?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? So anyway she grabs her. They say, let's

914
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<v Speaker 2>girls have fun, the mantras, let's have fun. We'll see

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<v Speaker 2>how that goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Shannabador and Emily seem a little bit more cynical about

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<v Speaker 2>this reunion.

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<v Speaker 1>And deservedly so. Tamra is a snake in the grass.

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00:50:58.679 --> 00:51:01.320
<v Speaker 2>And then to cheer up the that, Emily suggests a

921
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<v Speaker 2>game of tell your best breakup story. I think Jen

922
00:51:04.880 --> 00:51:08.639
<v Speaker 2>shares the best one where uh, some guy that she

923
00:51:08.679 --> 00:51:12.239
<v Speaker 2>really liked banged her in a bronco and then he said, uh,

924
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<v Speaker 2>ask one of his buddies to drive her home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, She's lived a really exciting life and her

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<v Speaker 1>kids cannot read. That's it for us. Gem In the comments,

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<v Speaker 1>let us know what you thought about the episode. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>patroon dot com Slash another podcast network for traders. Well

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<v Speaker 1>o kale at Badass, I'm Dylan saying goodbye bad say

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<v Speaker 1>goodbye bye.