Speaker 1: This was very sad, and I want to move on
Speaker 1: from a.
Speaker 2: Very sad like Katie and Matt. All right, Matt brings
Speaker 2: up his call log and did you catch that he
Speaker 2: called her producers? Got this the Spicy As. I put
Speaker 2: my wife's name in my phone in perpetuity upon meeting her.
Speaker 2: I suspect the spicy As is the name that he
Speaker 2: named her on their first aid and he never changed it. Wow,
Speaker 2: that's what he thought about her. Huh m hmm.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's your wife's name, Cherie? Sure? Yea in your phone?
Speaker 2: Oh but I would come up with names for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, Hey, it's bad TV. I'm dylling that.
Speaker 1: Great to be here, Great to be here. Kay is
Speaker 1: joining us today as well? Oh this we were?
Speaker 2: Where's Ruby?
Speaker 1: Ruby is living her life right now? Okay, I know
Speaker 1: she's She's a fixture of the show and people miss
Speaker 1: her none more than Patty. Patty is sick of doing
Speaker 1: this show with just me.
Speaker 2: No, that's not true at all. It is no, it
Speaker 2: is you know, I'm sick of I'm sick of little
Speaker 2: batties or little Patty's chiming in getting out of not
Speaker 2: on line?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's well? Uh? There was some disputes over who
Speaker 2: came up with fatty photos a genius uh scale for
Speaker 2: rating the episode, uh huh. And because we didn't give
Speaker 2: this particular battie some credit, they're mouthing off mouth and off.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, was really stuck in your craw because we've
Speaker 1: we discussed.
Speaker 2: I think she's in a sense. A deleted comment had said,
Speaker 2: if my name was Floppy Tits, would you ignow? You know,
Speaker 2: because she clearly knows.
Speaker 1: That we we love garbage.
Speaker 2: We love garbage dick.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we love garbage hits. Obviously, garbage Tits is quite
Speaker 1: a memorable name, right, But also more memorable about garbage
Speaker 1: Tits is the social commentary, right, So garbage Hits, paired
Speaker 1: with the cutting insight of the landscape of reality television
Speaker 1: is what garbage Tits is remembered for.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna say, Dell and I want to teach
Speaker 2: this little batty a lesson. It really is in the name.
Speaker 2: If you have something that kind.
Speaker 1: Of sticks out, Yeah, you can call yourself kangaroo dick.
Speaker 2: We'll remember that's right, and whenever you chime in, well
Speaker 2: probably it will get our attention. Right, your name is
Speaker 2: Nicole Finn. Now, Nicole, I love you. You've been with us
Speaker 2: a very long time. Yeah, you have a lot to say.
Speaker 1: Call yourself Kangaroo Dick.
Speaker 2: Change your Patreon name to Kangaroo Dick and no kangaro balls.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, And that was an arbitrary and needless.
Speaker 2: You know, some may say right, but others may disgree.
Speaker 1: We feel like there's cut for no reason.
Speaker 2: Anyway, all right, Nicole? Or was it Nicole? I guess
Speaker 2: I can screenshot that she recommended that in the future too.
Speaker 2: Thanks for the.
Speaker 1: All right, enough with the Inside Baseball. We love our fans.
Speaker 1: Our fans are the reason that we can do it.
Speaker 1: Also the advertisers, Thank you, Tobaya and Rula. Coming up,
Speaker 1: so listen, we have the Real Housewives of Orange County.
Speaker 1: As I've said many times before, this is a game
Speaker 1: of clue that is too confusing for me to play.
Speaker 1: It seems as though this episode we are going to
Speaker 1: be thrown further into confusion and chaos. Is Katie a
Speaker 1: sketchy bitch? Answer? Yes? But is Gretchen the sketchiest bitch
Speaker 1: is slayed an even sketchier then the sketchiest bitch just
Speaker 1: don't know where I am.
Speaker 2: I'm concerned because you're being pulled into this web of
Speaker 2: lies created by Katie and her pathetic accomplice Matt. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: he is such a no nutted, spineless turd. They must
Speaker 2: have money problems and they are banking on her making
Speaker 2: money with this show, because there's no reason why a
Speaker 2: gray haired, double chin, little no nutted turd should be
Speaker 2: creating a scene like that on this show get off TV.
Speaker 1: He is a sassy little golf guy. But I do
Speaker 1: feel a little bit like Robert Redford and all is lost,
Speaker 1: you know. I just I'm just out here and I got.
Speaker 2: Reading a fucking book, watching your boat fall apart, trying
Speaker 2: to put it together with some lacca.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I don't have enough laca to get
Speaker 1: this thing ashore.
Speaker 2: What was the point of that goddamn movie, hey, dude, To.
Speaker 1: Just show the indelible narrative ture of the human spirit.
Speaker 2: Does he die or does he not die?
Speaker 1: Filmmaker? That was the other point of the ending, Like
Speaker 1: I would like to have a metaphor at the end.
Speaker 2: I hated that movie. I only watched it because I
Speaker 2: was bored flying back from Thailand. It was one of
Speaker 2: six movies I watched.
Speaker 1: What were the other ones? Oh? God, Prometheus?
Speaker 2: No, No, that was twenty twelve. Dude, I love that movie.
Speaker 2: I could watch that. I could watch that every day
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 1: I love that movie. That is so dumb.
Speaker 2: You know, Kalin's dad was an alien's was he the
Speaker 2: best one? And then they killed him at the beginning
Speaker 2: of Aliens three? Your dad got paid though, for that? Right?
Speaker 1: He did?
Speaker 2: Nice?
Speaker 1: How did he die in Aliens three?
Speaker 4: The ship crashes and it's just I don't know, he
Speaker 4: just dies in his cryo chamber.
Speaker 1: Like that can happen? Yeah, they did.
Speaker 4: I think a beam like impales him through his cryo chamber.
Speaker 1: That can happen.
Speaker 2: David Fincher, he had just come off directing a Madonna video,
Speaker 2: so a huge studio decided.
Speaker 1: David Fincher did three. No.
Speaker 2: It was a metaphor for AIDS.
Speaker 1: Oh well, AIDS was a big time I was a
Speaker 1: big time thing. Yeah, and it wasn't just passed through
Speaker 1: but fucking that's right.
Speaker 2: We learned it was also through just regular sex.
Speaker 1: You know. A mainstay in the AIDS epidemic was dak
Speaker 1: Due and Dany. She very controversial character, as was aids.
Speaker 2: So I guess they made a movie about it called
Speaker 2: Dallas Buyers Club.
Speaker 1: Dude, I thought Matthew McConaughey was fantastic. That's why Founci
Speaker 1: Kaylin House the show going. That's great.
Speaker 2: Do you watch this show with your wife?
Speaker 4: Yeah, when she's watching it, I kind of look over
Speaker 4: a little bit. Come on my phone at the same time.
Speaker 4: So what are you doing on your phone?
Speaker 1: Twitter?
Speaker 4: Born Reddit mostly Reddit, go into the fantasy football sub
Speaker 4: redditson just research, just dive.
Speaker 2: I'm such a workaholic. When my wife's watching something I
Speaker 2: don't want to watch, I start putting together a PMC episode.
Speaker 1: Okay, you have downtime, not a lot. You have some downtime. Okay,
Speaker 1: how do you not have downtime? You don't raise your children?
Speaker 2: I do know, I do. Pete has left us.
Speaker 1: You killed her for wanting to leave me. You bought
Speaker 1: a house, all right, Pete is a perfect human. These
Speaker 1: women are not. Let's get into our tits right now.
Speaker 2: Are fatty photos?
Speaker 1: How many fatty photos would you give? It?
Speaker 2: All?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: You're you are correct in saying the producers or the
Speaker 2: editors are trying to create some kind of like is
Speaker 2: Katie as sketchy b or was Gretchen lying a little bit?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sorry Katie coming with a Malila Manila
Speaker 2: folder with photos of a website of lie detector people
Speaker 2: that also offer their services to do reality team.
Speaker 1: Hey, Katie, just bring your phone. What are you in
Speaker 1: the firm? Just bring your phone, you melodramatic lunatic.
Speaker 2: This show needs Katie because we need sketchy people. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: we could probably get rid of Meatball and Emily and
Speaker 2: keep Katie.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but U Meatball's the the silver lining
Speaker 1: of the show. We Meatball is there, Meatball's having dare
Speaker 1: I'd say a meat ballissance this season.
Speaker 2: A meat Balissance. Yeah. I like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she is really.
Speaker 2: I like the episode because I hate Matt so much,
Speaker 2: and I'm not referring to Meatball's ex husband. I am
Speaker 2: referring to Katie's cock pussy Hudson fatty photos.
Speaker 1: Alrighty, let's get into the episode. I give it three
Speaker 1: fatty photos. Last wee left off, Katie was fake quitting
Speaker 1: the show because she's a sketchy bitch. And now polygraph
Speaker 1: tests are there. They're pessimistic in qord or whatever the
Speaker 1: word is, So I don't even think that this is
Speaker 1: the best example of Katie being a sketchy bee, But
Speaker 1: she is.
Speaker 2: A sketchy bee. Okay. It is actually a great example
Speaker 2: of this because Katie being caught lying like a true sociopath.
Speaker 2: Rather than go all right, I lied, She's like, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna fucking double down.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna print, I'm gonna I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: to my printer. I'm gonna print something.
Speaker 2: Now I'm going to the website because they did have
Speaker 2: one little thing, Uh, if you'd like to reach out
Speaker 2: to us for filming purposes, right, So, clearly look at this.
Speaker 1: They have a contact page. What kind of reputable person
Speaker 1: has a contact page? These are frauds. They're frauds. So
Speaker 1: the cadre of women from the County of Orange aren't
Speaker 1: sure what to do, but we kick things off at
Speaker 1: another cosmetic wellness racket, Assandra MD. This is a place
Speaker 1: where women go to have testoster and shut in their ass.
Speaker 2: That's right. And for what reason, Dylan to increase sex drive?
Speaker 2: Yes to the point where your Kouchi muchI can rip
Speaker 2: someone's wang off.
Speaker 1: You gotta laugh out of Kalin.
Speaker 2: It hurts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Really enjoyed the sex, except the part where you ripped
Speaker 2: my fucking dick off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, hurt again with the Jumaji flower.
Speaker 1: It's weird that you would go through this whole rigamarole.
Speaker 1: It's quite a it was quite a large needle. It
Speaker 1: was kind of like the needle you would use to
Speaker 1: put a horse down. But to go through all of
Speaker 1: that just to have Shane put a lean cuisine on
Speaker 1: your lower back and fuck you while you're watching Forensic Files.
Speaker 2: With a helmet of the Raiders of All Helmets. Yeah,
Speaker 2: by the way, we're doing. Emily can't keep her fucking
Speaker 2: story straight. Later on the episode, when she's talking about
Speaker 2: poor Luke, she's like.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2: Shane and I I think we're gonna get divorced. We're
Speaker 2: basically not on the same page. I mean where we
Speaker 2: were essentially roommates trying to deal with this.
Speaker 1: It was a very real conversation.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, well maybe it was real. You're always talking
Speaker 2: about how he likes to hit you in the can
Speaker 2: like that is you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I don't know how those do have anything to do
Speaker 1: with it. No, Yeah, and she's told him so many
Speaker 1: times the lean cuisine is too hot, and he's like,
Speaker 1: well it's Thanksgiving plan its turcane apple. S Again, that
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with how odd it is. So anyways, yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like she got a tattoo removed. Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: So Emily gets them the shots in her ass, not
Speaker 1: her asshole, but her ass, and we ask the question,
Speaker 1: does Emily need extra Oh, I didn't think I wanted
Speaker 1: to say that.
Speaker 2: I feel that way a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't think I wanted to say that. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Emily's zick Kile's and then I think says Katie
Speaker 1: should be gone from the group. Recollects a hug from Tamra.
Speaker 1: Gretchen is Gretchen and her I guess mended things.
Speaker 2: Well temporarily, but she officially wants to pull out the
Speaker 2: peace pipe and ye men, these broken fences.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these women could do with a little pot Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet Tamrat smokes.
Speaker 1: I think she takes two milligram gummies and pretends like
Speaker 1: she's a pothead bitch, bitch. Okay, all right, So Gretchen
Speaker 1: is cautiously optimistic that the hug that she gave Tamar,
Speaker 1: that Tamar gave her was real, but isn't sure if
Speaker 1: she can trust it. A. That's like Vegas offering you
Speaker 1: a tell room, what is wrong with you? Of course
Speaker 1: it wasn't real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially you watched the next episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, screaming uh Assandra heads in. He is the testosterone
Speaker 1: d Gretchen pulls her whole ass out and we get
Speaker 1: a big needle that sinks right into the flesh, the meaty,
Speaker 1: meaty flesh of the the butts. Okay, so we need
Speaker 1: to get to what we need to get to the
Speaker 1: Oslo cafe.
Speaker 2: All right, This is coffee shop with Katie and Jen.
Speaker 1: With Jen and Katie. Katie has brought a Manila envelope
Speaker 1: and is at the ready for a presentation of hard evidence.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: She wants to believe in Katie because she's uh, she
Speaker 2: puts so much into this relationship.
Speaker 1: M m. Now Katie knows the truth, and the truth
Speaker 1: of the matter is is that Katie was set up
Speaker 1: by paid actors. These are not people that are reputable
Speaker 1: detector lie detector people. These are not reputable lie detective people. Okay,
Speaker 1: and later, let me get your take on how ridiculous,
Speaker 1: like actually, how ridiculously stupid was this moment.
Speaker 2: Uh, when you're a sociopath, you will just throw shit
Speaker 2: at the wall and see what sticks, and some people
Speaker 2: fall for it. I do want to say this about
Speaker 2: the light detector people, because if we're keeping like a
Speaker 2: record here, Heather to Brow was caught lying about the
Speaker 2: paparazzi thing her and that husband of hers. He'll fucking
Speaker 2: show up to cameras and a He'll show up to
Speaker 2: anything and a catering table if they're there, he'll And
Speaker 2: also Tamra got called out for her bullshit autism diagnosis.
Speaker 2: So I believe these light detector people, Okay, although the
Speaker 2: one thing that is confusing is that Gretchen did in
Speaker 2: fact tell tam Rat and New Orleans that she did
Speaker 2: go to the hospital, yet she passed when that question
Speaker 2: was asked of her, did she go to the hospital?
Speaker 1: You know, you brought up the autism spectrum, and you
Speaker 1: know we've had a discussion. We're not going to say
Speaker 1: the a word derogatory.
Speaker 2: Is that a bad word?
Speaker 1: Well, saying things like I, oh my gosh, I put
Speaker 1: the milk in the cup cover the other day, I'm
Speaker 1: so autistic. You know you can't say that right And
Speaker 1: you definitely can't say the R word anymore, not on
Speaker 1: this podcast. But I'm in one of the studios I
Speaker 1: work in. It's filled with East Coasters, and we just
Speaker 1: hired this very sensitive young boy to to switch and
Speaker 1: do a lot of stuff at the company. And he
Speaker 1: he's a very sensitive young boy. And these people keep
Speaker 1: coming into the studio and drop it.
Speaker 2: They keep saying that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he goes good? Can we not? And I was like, buddy,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try, but I don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't think welcome to the real world sign.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could protect you from this. So anyways,
Speaker 1: that was quite a divergence that will probably probably okay, I'll.
Speaker 2: Keep it in Okay.
Speaker 1: So Jen brings up the fact that Katie is constantly
Speaker 1: saying things like I was recording Shannon because she was
Speaker 1: threatening to kill Archie. And Jen heard the whole thing,
Speaker 1: and Jen's like, what are you talking about, your sketchy bitch?
Speaker 1: Why do you keep saying that?
Speaker 2: I yeah, being pulled into someone else's bullshit that can
Speaker 2: get old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's absolutely insane. So we get to meet Ball
Speaker 1: and BRIT's house, and well, Jen and Katie end things
Speaker 1: in a very we don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, I think she says that Katie, you should go,
Speaker 2: and when it's a public restaurant, anybody can ask anybody to.
Speaker 1: That's such a good point though, because I was thinking about, like,
Speaker 1: if you're trying to resolve conflict with someone and it
Speaker 1: has not been resolved and they're just like, well, I
Speaker 1: think we should go, Like what do you do with that?
Speaker 2: Heather to bro famously and I'm no fan of Kelly Dodd.
Speaker 2: They were at a restaurant and I think Kelly Dodd
Speaker 2: called her a cunt and she said you need to go,
Speaker 2: and she said, you don't own this place.
Speaker 1: Kelly Dodd is a crocodile that you cannot wrangle. Now,
Speaker 1: she's she's a a bigoted lunatic. But I would welcome
Speaker 1: her onto the show in a heartbeat, of course. Yeah absolutely,
Speaker 1: I mean Bravo, like are you are you not trying
Speaker 1: to get the Fox News crowd in at all?
Speaker 2: Like no, come on, Kelly Dodd, Well we have money too, a.
Speaker 1: Whole new market place. So I mean, get her on
Speaker 1: the show. Let's get to meet Britt's house.
Speaker 2: Brit where you been all my life? You need to
Speaker 2: be a housewife. This would be an interesting dynamic.
Speaker 1: I love her jeans. I love how her jeans are
Speaker 1: kind of jeans but also look like they should be
Speaker 1: thrown away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a hacky bit from a stand up
Speaker 2: comedian at the comedy start. Yeah yeah, imagine bringing these
Speaker 2: ripped jeans and showing someone in the nineteen forties here. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 2: here's your new pair of jeans. Oh it ripped there.
Speaker 1: But those are not befitting a man of my stature.
Speaker 2: Oh no, they're hot. They're very fashionable. Don't you like
Speaker 2: looking at people's knees.
Speaker 1: No, sir. In fact, I only wear tweed, you know,
Speaker 1: because that's all Americans spoke like British people.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, they came for it. They probably still had
Speaker 2: a little bit of it left, you know, yeah, maybe
Speaker 2: a little bit. I thought the jeans were saxy. To
Speaker 2: be fair, I wish I still had a little bit
Speaker 2: of British and my boys. You know what style went out?
Speaker 2: Dell that I can I guess? Please?
Speaker 1: Yes, uh, I don't have any guesses.
Speaker 2: Women started wearing pants where the slits were on the
Speaker 2: side and legs on the sides.
Speaker 1: H Are you talking about long spoy spas?
Speaker 2: What's it all we're talking about? Like posts, no talking
Speaker 2: about like twenty ten.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, do you know what he's talking about?
Speaker 2: No? Yeah, girls would have slits on their jeans. So
Speaker 2: you got to see like the side part, which is
Speaker 2: a very attractive part of women's anatomy.
Speaker 1: Okay, breathy. Yeah, So we get to Meetball, Meetbaul, whose
Speaker 1: ex husband Map he almost.
Speaker 2: Got taken out by the Big One God, but he's alive.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was thinking, God is so overpowered. God is
Speaker 1: so OPI like, come on, dude or madam?
Speaker 2: Mm hm.
Speaker 1: Anyways, so he was thrust he had a heart attack
Speaker 1: thrust upon him and deal with that. He almost perished.
Speaker 1: And the two of them, these two ex wives of
Speaker 1: this man are.
Speaker 2: Once currently married to him.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so Britt is currently married to him. I think,
Speaker 1: so get in the comments, let us know why is
Speaker 1: and again getting the comments, let us know if you
Speaker 1: can't eliminate this for me, why is Gina so good
Speaker 1: with this guy? He broke into her house and like,
Speaker 1: I wasn't the weren't the police called on this guy? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1: Has that really by gones be bygones with this guy?
Speaker 2: He didn't even show up like the first two seasons
Speaker 2: she was on the show. But I have to say this, Uh,
Speaker 2: this caught my attention. Britt explained when Matt was having
Speaker 2: the big heart attack, he was like, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to the hospital, and she made him get in the
Speaker 2: car and go to the hospital. Twenty eighteen, I'm at Gary,
Speaker 2: producer Gary from The Corolla Show's wedding. Galen's there. I'm
Speaker 2: having a great time. I get drunk. I wake up
Speaker 2: the next day in my fucking hotel room. Phone rings.
Speaker 2: It's Jimmy Dell, my stepdad. Hey, Jimmy Dell's going, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: oh your mother? Your mother? Is she dead? Jimmy, is
Speaker 2: she dead?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Your mother? He's crying, he's so upset. Is she dead? No,
Speaker 2: she's alive. What the fuck happened?
Speaker 1: She's still alive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my mom's still alive. She would not go to
Speaker 2: the hospital. She was having a full on heart attack.
Speaker 2: He made her get in the fucking car. She could
Speaker 2: have died.
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Speaker 2: Right now, go to the hospital.
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Speaker 2: Well, both are thankful that Matt's alive because and they're
Speaker 2: happy to have found each other, you know, because this
Speaker 2: is you know, Matt's new girlfriend and Gina slash meetball.
Speaker 2: She realizes that at this very moment, she's upset the Travis's
Speaker 2: wife is such a bitch.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, you know. Yeah, Travis's wife.
Speaker 2: And she doesn't go on camera either. I'd love to
Speaker 2: see her.
Speaker 1: It's like, if you're not gonna go on camera, I mean,
Speaker 1: can somebody. I'm not saying chap equitaka this person, but
Speaker 1: like i'll, you know, maybe all right, let's get to lunch.
Speaker 2: Do you represented uh? Jfk uh?
Speaker 1: What's this?
Speaker 2: Teddy? Tfk Teddy? It was that lawyer man, the one
Speaker 2: that everyone hates.
Speaker 1: Now Johnny Cochran.
Speaker 2: No, no, he's dead.
Speaker 1: Oh not the poet Allen Ginsburg with the crooked pedophile.
Speaker 2: That's all right? He represented him a young witz. Wow,
Speaker 2: he's lived a long time.
Speaker 1: Hello, I've come to sk you about your stance on Palestine.
Speaker 2: I he will defend any How do you explain to
Speaker 2: get this guy out of uh rolling a car off
Speaker 2: a bridge into a body of water, leaving the scene
Speaker 2: for twenty four hours and then showing up and going
Speaker 2: a yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, he's the best dude. How dare you bring
Speaker 1: up my acquaintance with Jeffrey Epstein? I can only assume
Speaker 1: that you're an anti semi represented him?
Speaker 2: All right? What do we do? All right?
Speaker 1: What do we do it?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 1: Let's get to lunch with Heather Debro and Tamar these
Speaker 1: two fucking demons. Uh, Tamar couldn't sleep because of the adrenaline,
Speaker 1: but Jen sits down. Oh oh my god, Heather Debro
Speaker 1: mixing it up with a working class. Have you ever
Speaker 1: said no, don't get that to someone?
Speaker 2: Well, I love Heather to borrow. Actually I hate her.
Speaker 2: When Jen h shares the evidence you know that Katie
Speaker 2: had displayed for HD quickly squashes the accusation by mentioning
Speaker 2: that her husband is also a fame whorn. That was.
Speaker 1: She doesn't she actually doesn't say that at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she says that her husband is a doctor on television.
Speaker 2: A doctor and also on television.
Speaker 1: Which doesn't mean that he is not a doctor, which
Speaker 1: is Katie's entire problem trying to find you know. Uh, okay,
Speaker 1: so the Power Rangers are on TV. That doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that they're not Power Rangers. Okay, Fuck, good point. This
Speaker 1: doesn't make any goddamn fucking sense.
Speaker 2: Well, Tam and Jen discuss that.
Speaker 1: Was that a good analogy?
Speaker 2: Uh? Not one of your best?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Fuck? That's okay? All right, all right, Well, Tam Ratt and.
Speaker 1: J Me try another one. Okay, just because Tom Hanks
Speaker 1: played Sully Sullenberger doesn't mean that Sully Sullenberger didn't fly
Speaker 1: that plane upside down and crash it right into the Hudson.
Speaker 2: Right freeze the charm.
Speaker 1: I can't think of another one, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: Just because Roseanne Barr got hit by a car doesn't
Speaker 1: mean she's not crazy.
Speaker 2: How damage was the car?
Speaker 1: That's funny? No, actually she was very damaged and you
Speaker 1: can tell. Okay, now Roseanne's funny.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's great.
Speaker 1: She talks about Maricopa County so much. And listen, you
Speaker 1: know people, it's it's an interesting top. Okay, what do
Speaker 1: we do?
Speaker 2: I don't know it?
Speaker 1: All right, I'll take all the blame, all right, tam
Speaker 1: raw Thing, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Tam Ranton? This is why we need Ruby. She would
Speaker 2: set us straight. She shut up. I miss her.
Speaker 1: She'll be back next week.
Speaker 2: Okay, tam Arranton. Jen discussed the past and Tamrat apologizes
Speaker 2: and the therapy is helping. Jen reminds her it's not
Speaker 2: really help because the patterns continue, and Jen says, but
Speaker 2: she wants to move forward. That's very sweet of Jen.
Speaker 2: Jen is my favorite person on this show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jen is dangerously unprepared for just life in general.
Speaker 1: But she's a sweetheart and Tamra is not. Tamara apologizes
Speaker 1: to Jen and says, you know, I'm sorry. You know
Speaker 1: when I act like a vile cunt to you, it's
Speaker 1: just the little girl in me coming out.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's her.
Speaker 1: What what does that mean? Right though? How does that?
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: I don't I'm not ageis here, tam Ratt. You got
Speaker 2: fifteen years left to live. I mean, there's not a
Speaker 2: lot of room to grow here, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I guess, but she's going to live for a while.
Speaker 1: She's going to be pickled. I love her too. She's
Speaker 1: such a fucking booze bag.
Speaker 3: You know what, Maybe let's go let's do.
Speaker 1: A shardenay, Now, do a diet coke.
Speaker 2: H all right, let's get to that gift shopfly a meatball.
Speaker 2: Emily shares that Jen said that Katie is asserting that
Speaker 2: she was set up. Meanwhile, Luke calls because he wants
Speaker 2: to walk the dog, and Emily gets upset because it's
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 1: I know, but that call was actually really, really sad,
Speaker 1: and I know that we've been joking about the arfit
Speaker 1: and stuff. But it does seem like Lucas is going
Speaker 1: through something and.
Speaker 2: My daughter talks like a baby.
Speaker 1: Your daughter is five, Oh how old is Luke older?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think regardless when you hear him on
Speaker 1: the phone, it does seem like something might be going on.
Speaker 1: It's very, very stressful as a parent. You loving something
Speaker 1: that much is actually quite terrifying, And I gotta tell you,
Speaker 1: with my neurosis, I'm not equipped to deal with it.
Speaker 1: So Emily seems like she's struggling and Shane and her
Speaker 1: are going through a pretty real thing actually where there's
Speaker 1: I mean, it was honestly, like too yucky for me
Speaker 1: to even think about the it's it was. It was
Speaker 1: such a tangible thing that she describes her and her
Speaker 1: husband as two people who are not really married. They're
Speaker 1: just in the same house navigating these kids.
Speaker 2: And it's like, fuckmate, I've never had a roommate that
Speaker 2: wants to hit me from buying Doggie style while I
Speaker 2: wear a Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 1: For Paul helmet.
Speaker 2: You know, mm hmmm, it'd be weird.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine her generosity? I mean, he's just like
Speaker 1: he's fucking singing her back with his fucking lava loads
Speaker 1: and she's seen him fail the bar so many times.
Speaker 1: More times she's still fucking gives it up to him.
Speaker 1: I know we talk a lot of shit on Emily,
Speaker 1: but she's a she's a sturdy bitch, She's a joke.
Speaker 2: I do want to say this to her. I don't
Speaker 2: know if she listens to the show. There is so
Speaker 2: much government assistance for kids that are on the spectrum.
Speaker 2: You just call them, they will send two people out
Speaker 2: that will be at your house all day long helping you. Really, yes,
Speaker 2: we have a neighbor, and yeah.
Speaker 1: California sucks, but it's does some good stuff.
Speaker 2: Yes, it does, it does.
Speaker 1: I mean, imagine if this happens in fucking Louisiana. I mean,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is Emily going to do.
Speaker 2: I thought you're gonna say, guam, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: But in Louisiana, you know, you'll call for one one
Speaker 1: or whatever it is, and they'll come fucking take him
Speaker 1: and throw them in the back of it. You're like, whoa, whoa, Well,
Speaker 1: I thought you wanted us to get rid of him.
Speaker 1: This is the throw your child in the Mississippi program,
Speaker 1: you know. Uh, But man, do they have a lot
Speaker 1: of good culture down there. Okay, So anyways, this was
Speaker 1: very sad, and I want to move on from.
Speaker 2: Very sad, like Katie and Matt. All right, Matt brings
Speaker 2: up his call log and did you catch that he
Speaker 2: called her? Yes, producers got this, the spicy ation. I
Speaker 2: put my wife's name in my phone in perpetuity upon
Speaker 2: meeting her. I suspect the spicy as is the name
Speaker 2: that he named her on their first date and he
Speaker 2: never changed it. Wow, that's what he thought about her.
Speaker 1: Huh m hm. So spicy is a euphe poorish right?
Speaker 2: And uh?
Speaker 1: Or just me mean yeah, okay, what's your wife's name.
Speaker 2: Cherie Suri?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No in your phone?
Speaker 2: Oh CHERI. But I would come up with names for
Speaker 2: good yeah no, no, no, but I would name girls that
Speaker 2: I was dating at the time, like yeah hot, just hot.
Speaker 2: Or I named the place where I met her.
Speaker 1: At so I can remember, Yeah you're a pig. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: m hmm.
Speaker 2: Well, Matt brings up the.
Speaker 1: The Roosevelt Spicy Asian.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'd have to put in the time or the day,
Speaker 2: like Monday. So much of a male whore? Yeah yeah, yeah, right.
Speaker 2: Matt brings up a call logue in the duration of
Speaker 2: the calls, and he uses that as evidence for clearly
Speaker 2: what that Slade was lying.
Speaker 1: I know we have a job to do, but imagine
Speaker 1: a documentary on the fraud, the governmental fraud that went
Speaker 1: into the Mississippi Brett Fahr volleyball team gymnasium, right, and
Speaker 1: there are just people breaking down documents and stuff, and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, fucking hang on a second, who gives them?
Speaker 1: Who gives a shit about this? It's amazing, though, that
Speaker 1: there are such clean records kept by all this, all
Speaker 1: these people about this stuff. You know. So the gossipy
Speaker 1: little golf guy, I don't think there's any better a
Speaker 1: gossipy little scribe than him. I mean he he has
Speaker 1: all of this stuff ready.
Speaker 2: To go till dill dild We have technology at our hands.
Speaker 2: Why not record Slate? Pick up the phone, record him?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I did that. Actually I recorded an Indian the
Speaker 1: other day that called me an Indian, Yes, who called me?
Speaker 1: And I'm using that properly. Uh. He was a filthy
Speaker 1: fucking criminal, okay from India. Right. He wasn't a Native American,
Speaker 1: but he called me and he said, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to do the voice but he said that he has
Speaker 1: a brace and knee brace for me because according to
Speaker 1: my medical records, I have bad knees. And it was
Speaker 1: very confusing. I was like, I'm Brian, is your name Brian.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find out how this scam works? And
Speaker 1: I looked it up and it's essentially, you say yes
Speaker 1: to the brace. They say that it's free from health insurance.
Speaker 1: And I could tell that it was a scammy and
Speaker 1: we'll get back to the show. And I'm sorry, but
Speaker 1: I could tell that it was a because he said
Speaker 1: that he was calling from CBS to give me a
Speaker 1: knee brace, which just doesn't make any sense. So he
Speaker 1: calls me and I'm not going to do the voice,
Speaker 1: but he says that he has a knee brace for me,
Speaker 1: and naturally, I said what, because I just couldn't understand.
Speaker 2: Did you fill out a form? How did he get
Speaker 2: triggered for this little?
Speaker 1: Uh? Not sure?
Speaker 2: Dam not sure?
Speaker 1: But he said, I'm calling from CVS, and I said
Speaker 1: what CVS? And he said that he was in Northern California,
Speaker 1: as CVS in Northern California was calling me four hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty miles away, uh, to offer me a free
Speaker 1: knee brace. Now what what happens is the elderly will
Speaker 1: say yes because they have bad knees. It's actually a
Speaker 1: pretty good bath, right you.
Speaker 3: How did you end up on.
Speaker 2: A lead list? I got it. It's called leads. They
Speaker 2: get like three hundred thousand leads.
Speaker 1: So what happens is you say yes to it, the
Speaker 1: mail the brace arrives, and then they just start calling
Speaker 1: you and hounding you and sending money requests and they
Speaker 1: you have to pay for this shift, to pay for
Speaker 1: this shift, to pay for bankruptcy, we're going to we're
Speaker 1: going to send you to collections if you don't pay
Speaker 1: for this, And it's two hundred and eighty dollars.
Speaker 2: And seems like there's easier ways to make money.
Speaker 1: It's amazing to me how much time and energy criminals
Speaker 1: put into their rackets. But anyways, I apologize averages. Yes,
Speaker 1: sorry if you've been if you've been attemptedly scammed by that,
Speaker 1: can the comments let us know. So this is basically
Speaker 1: the whole the whole drama, which is Gretchen told Katie
Speaker 1: and Jen and Ryan and golf Guy that she did
Speaker 1: go to the hospital. Now she's backtracking fifteen years ago,
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago she might have been roof. So Slade,
Speaker 1: upon hearing that, tells Katie and Jen that they need
Speaker 1: to quiet their mouths about that, and that Gretchen is
Speaker 1: going to deny that, okay, and then he tries to
Speaker 1: per Matt per Matt. He tries to Frank Underwood this
Speaker 1: whole thing and try to get everybody on the same page,
Speaker 1: and it doesn't work because Katie is a sketchy be
Speaker 1: and she's thirsty for camera time we go through I'm
Speaker 1: not sure if it's here where we go through the
Speaker 1: montage of Slade's disgusting behavior on the show.
Speaker 2: He is disgusting, But I find it interesting because this
Speaker 2: does happen in couple's lives, where Matt and Katie sit
Speaker 2: down on the couch and they talk about the two
Speaker 2: losers that they've been hanging out with in their habits.
Speaker 2: Slade apparently thinks he created real housewives. Yes, all, he
Speaker 2: talks about his housewives, and so does she.
Speaker 1: There's so nothing nothing hits harder than a condescending Andy
Speaker 1: cohenburn It's just so palpable.
Speaker 2: He burned him.
Speaker 1: He burned him so bad. He goes, you know, well,
Speaker 1: I decided to not come back to Housewives.
Speaker 2: Well, actually Slade when Joe wasn't returning, that would eliminate
Speaker 2: you because it's called the Real Housewives.
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah right, and Andy Cohin's like okay,
Speaker 1: and inside he's like, oh my god, you're fucking unbelievably stupid. Huh.
Speaker 1: But the most disgusting thing was Slayed at an open mic.
Speaker 2: Oh I remember this real time when he thought this
Speaker 2: was going to be a quizzer.
Speaker 1: I know that this was like back in the day,
Speaker 1: but was that as repulsive back.
Speaker 2: Then as it was twenty twelve, So he'd been off
Speaker 2: the show for probably two years.
Speaker 1: So he's he's at I don't know fucking he was.
Speaker 2: At the place we played. I think he was at
Speaker 2: like Librea.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Brea Improvers h and he pulls up a
Speaker 1: picture of Tamra and slightly over talk about you know,
Speaker 1: our rating system's former fatty photos. He pulls up a
Speaker 1: photo of Tamra and then just beckons the crowd to
Speaker 1: laugh at what a fat pick. I mean, this guy
Speaker 1: is a vile, vile guy. Anyways, we move on. I
Speaker 1: don't know where Katie and Matt's stand, but they're not
Speaker 1: invited to the beach Day.
Speaker 2: No, Jen, that's how you get someone off a show.
Speaker 1: As we've learned, you ice them, You ice them, you
Speaker 1: put them on ice. She has excluded Katie from the
Speaker 1: beach Day. She's also excluded books while raising her children.
Speaker 1: And Joe arrives brought by Tamra, who you know, aggression
Speaker 1: was optimistic about. But it seems as though she's throwing
Speaker 1: Joe in her face once again. Now we play volleyball
Speaker 1: Team Grayson and Team Dawson. Shannon plays, but she more
Speaker 1: just eats cheese and falls.
Speaker 2: I have to say this about Shannon Badoor this season.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. She is really in the background.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: I don't know where this goes for her.
Speaker 1: I think this season it looks like it's ramping up
Speaker 1: to a pretty crazy place. Yeah yeah, Shannon Badoor, I
Speaker 1: think is going to put the cheese down.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah you think so. Yeah, we'll see. I think
Speaker 2: the cast needs to shake up. I think we need
Speaker 2: to add two more people, even if we don't get
Speaker 2: rid of anybody like, add two more people to the mix.
Speaker 1: That's all they should ever do. They should have kept
Speaker 1: the original cast of all of the housewives and just attitude.
Speaker 2: To grow yeah, but before you know it, then it's like, well,
Speaker 2: what was that horrible vampire show? And the True Blood?
Speaker 2: They never got rid of anybody, They just kept adding people.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a horrible show though the first three.
Speaker 2: Seasons were amazing, the last six were fucking horrible. They
Speaker 2: wouldn't kill anybody.
Speaker 1: That brother, what a body on that guy?
Speaker 2: Brother?
Speaker 1: Blonde guy?
Speaker 2: Oh, the blonde guy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he was handsome, com gutters.
Speaker 2: Yeah. He was in the Northerner with Nicole Kidman. Okay,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm talking about, the one where he's
Speaker 2: like the Norman. That's him.
Speaker 1: He looks completely different except for that that's Alex Alexander
Speaker 1: cars Card. Okay, he's not the main guy. He's just
Speaker 1: kind of.
Speaker 2: The other guy married his cast member.
Speaker 1: All right, well I've did I've derailed this numerous Let's
Speaker 1: end sorry, let's end this. Okay, So we get an
Speaker 1: update on the kids. Heather Debra's child.
Speaker 2: Brag time, brag time alert, brag time.
Speaker 1: Hey if you you know what if your kid got
Speaker 1: into Yale Heather bro shut up?
Speaker 2: Hey her daughter, well, well she was. First off, she
Speaker 2: starts it, she h, she buries Alashi goes you know,
Speaker 2: Cataline and my daughter she is accepted in every university
Speaker 2: in the Western hemisphere. Yeah, she's going to Yale.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then Tama chimes and says, because she wanted to
Speaker 2: elevate her daughter's accomplishments, She's like, uh, Daria has a boyfriend. Yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you, White trash.
Speaker 1: And then sit back. Shannon goes, O, my daughter actually
Speaker 1: broke up with her bullet free she jumped. Yeah, that's okay,
Speaker 1: all right, drewpy Dog, get the funk out of here.
Speaker 2: And Emily shares and then this goes down like, ah,
Speaker 2: it was a good Friday, So everybody be thankful for
Speaker 2: it being a good Friday. Emily, Shane's dad isn't dead.
Speaker 2: That's great. Yeah, Joe is gonna start having a baby working.
Speaker 1: On thinking about how wow, wow, yeah, good Friday. When
Speaker 1: when does it like does it get to some somebody
Speaker 1: and they go, I'm confused about what to eat for
Speaker 1: dinner tonight? Like where do we I?
Speaker 2: Uh, I just took a ship? Wow? Good yeah? Good
Speaker 2: solid movie?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, I mean listen, they're rarer and rarer
Speaker 1: these days. So Gretchen and Tamera h have a little
Speaker 1: koorum together, right, yeah, And and take it away. I
Speaker 1: mean break it down for sure.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay. So uh, Tamara and Gretchen go at it,
Speaker 2: and Gretchen is still denying that she had said that
Speaker 2: she went to the hospital. The next parting, Yeah, unfortunately
Speaker 2: for her, we have tape of it. It was in
Speaker 2: New Orleans, she was in the backseat. We can run
Speaker 2: it over and over with.
Speaker 1: The person that she's telling that she did. She didn't
Speaker 1: do it. So I love Tamra. Tamra's allegiance is to nothing.
Speaker 1: I mean, she doesn't have it to herself.
Speaker 2: So she's just kind of the show actually should be
Speaker 2: on her tombstone when she dies. She did this all
Speaker 2: for Brava.
Speaker 1: Right, She's a whirling dervish. She absolutely despises Katie. But
Speaker 1: now is Quasi defending Katie so that she can cast
Speaker 1: aside Gretchen's shiney veneer, her eight layers of makeup, which
Speaker 1: Tamara is absolutely sick of.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: So they discuss why is Joe here? Great question I
Speaker 2: bring out.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, I didn't think that is that weird.
Speaker 1: I didn't think that would bother you. Oh yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's just a guy. My husband used to fuck.
Speaker 2: So they have a horrible off, which is which one
Speaker 2: of the two did the most horrible things to each other.
Speaker 2: So uh, for Tamarrat and Gretchen, they discuss why is
Speaker 2: Joe here? Why bring up the fact that Gretchen cheated
Speaker 2: on Jeff who is dying of lung cancer. He died
Speaker 2: like six months later, and then also Shane, uh, Shane
Speaker 2: is a deadbeat dad. Oh yeah yeah. And then Gretchen said,
Speaker 2: Slade called oh, I'm sorry. Tamarrat said Slade called her fat.
Speaker 2: Gretchen called Eddie gay, and then she also reached out
Speaker 2: to her daughter on social media, so they both did
Speaker 2: horrible which she didn't.
Speaker 1: She just commented on a post, which is not reaching
Speaker 1: out to it.
Speaker 2: But she said, because you've been going through so much
Speaker 2: like I did with your mother. Yeah yeah, yeah, tit
Speaker 2: for tat little thing. And then meanwhile Shannon Bodoor struggles
Speaker 2: about eating cheese. Oh and her friend with friendship with Tamrat.
Speaker 2: And then tam Rat apologize and reminds her that she
Speaker 2: also apologized back in twenty twelve.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that wraps up a fan favorite segment, reading
Speaker 1: straight from the notes.
Speaker 2: That's great. Yeah, sorry, no, no.
Speaker 1: No, we slip into that sometimes. You know, you don't
Speaker 1: really remember, you don't really remember what you watch, so
Speaker 1: you go, I got it ripped down here, let's see
Speaker 1: if we can find it.
Speaker 2: I wanted to make sure I was accurate. But then
Speaker 2: tam Rat rabs and lunges Gretchen, She's done this move
Speaker 2: multiple times. Yeah, but she gets very intense and earnest,
Speaker 2: and it fools the other person into believing that this
Speaker 2: is a breakthrough moment, where in fact it is not.
Speaker 2: Tam is a soulless narcissist. You know where.
Speaker 1: I think she gets this move from Tom Cruise, gets
Speaker 1: his calming wristshold from David Miscavitch and the Church of Scientology.
Speaker 1: Tamra gets the lunge from prosper Prey Gospel. I think
Speaker 1: that she has seen that work.
Speaker 2: What's the Tom Cruise wristhold?
Speaker 1: When the French guy's the Frinch absertis journalist squirted a
Speaker 1: oh water in his face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's like, that's not cool.
Speaker 1: Why did you do that? Why did you do that?
Speaker 2: Why would you do that? As he's wiping his if
Speaker 2: that could have been acid, your eyeball could have been
Speaker 2: melting on your chest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like that old riddle, a king says,
Speaker 1: bring me a liquid that can melt through anything. What
Speaker 1: how does that real? Kaalin, how does that riddle go on?
Speaker 2: Kailin, come on, you know?
Speaker 1: But the king goes like, I need something they can
Speaker 1: melt through everything. And then the guy like like brings
Speaker 1: in Oh, that's it. He goes, I need a liquid
Speaker 1: that can melt through everything. Right, So this is all
Speaker 1: the scientists in the kingdom start working on this, and
Speaker 1: they're all fucking poor and dumb, right, so they can't
Speaker 1: come up with anything. But this one guy comes in
Speaker 1: and he's got a vial of this green liquid and
Speaker 1: he pours it on the table and it just goes
Speaker 1: to everything in the castle, melts through.
Speaker 2: The this is Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: No oh, okay, beltz through everything in the cast all right,
Speaker 1: goes all the way to fucking China, right.
Speaker 2: Through the Earth on the other side of the.
Speaker 1: Side of the planet. And the king goes off of
Speaker 1: his head, every reason, what are you talking about? That
Speaker 1: went to China? And he goes, yeah, but what did
Speaker 1: he bring it in in a glass vial? And so
Speaker 1: think on that this weekend. Everybody just want to think
Speaker 1: about that. I mean, what is that? What does that
Speaker 1: mean to you and yours? Yeah, Caitlyn, how's this episode going?
Speaker 2: All right? So anyway she grabs her. They say, let's
Speaker 2: girls have fun, the mantras, let's have fun. We'll see
Speaker 2: how that goes.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Shannabador and Emily seem a little bit more cynical about
Speaker 2: this reunion.
Speaker 1: And deservedly so. Tamra is a snake in the grass.
Speaker 2: And then to cheer up the that, Emily suggests a
Speaker 2: game of tell your best breakup story. I think Jen
Speaker 2: shares the best one where uh, some guy that she
Speaker 2: really liked banged her in a bronco and then he said, uh,
Speaker 2: ask one of his buddies to drive her home.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, She's lived a really exciting life and her
Speaker 1: kids cannot read. That's it for us. Gem In the comments,
Speaker 1: let us know what you thought about the episode. Remember
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