Speaker 1: H neonic for my adoptions as us. Hi, I'm good,
it's good. What's popping? Welcome a Void D and D podcast.
I am your host and DM Devin, and today I'm
joined with the posse. Who's the posse? Who are you?
Speaker 2: People?
Speaker 3: Who are you? People?
Speaker 4: We are the monument of your doom?
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you really.
Speaker 3: At least a mild minuine.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean one of you is the bay is
the bane of my existence because I want to do
any at the time.
Speaker 4: Hey, I didn't do anything today.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not talking about you. You're not a problem.
You're not that big of a problem. There's one person
in this party of three that is the biggest problem
I've ever come across it, and I've come across some
very chaotic individuals of my life.
Speaker 3: James is kind of a problem.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, oh, sweetie, I'm not talking about you. Oh No,
I'm talking about you, Dakota. Do you the problem? You
are the problem? And I love it. So introduce ourselves
in order of the discord chat.
Speaker 4: Okay, that would be me. Sorry, I'm on my home
so I didn't see it right away. Wow slat anyway, Hi,
I'm Jacob. I'm playing freed.
Speaker 3: I'm Oda. I play myth the problem mm hmm, and
my name is Tyler, and I play the role of Tama.
Speaker 1: Tyler, the Angel, the Saint Pure Purity.
Speaker 5: I was just trying to reset the roll twenty thing
because it seemed like it was making my laptop really
try its hardest. Is it still doing it well, I'm reloading.
You don't have to see if that's making it's silk
a little chuggy.
Speaker 3: Okay, when it starts doing weird things, I just usually
closed the tab and reopen it and.
Speaker 5: Like I close out everything. I'm like, no other programs.
Let's dedicate all computing power.
Speaker 1: To this, which is not very sparing on the effects.
Speaker 5: I'm using Firefox. I know people are like, oh, it's
not good.
Speaker 3: Now, plenty of good. Don't listen.
Speaker 2: I'm Firefox slander.
Speaker 5: And you're the one that told me, like Firefox really wow,
that's brave.
Speaker 1: Wow, that is that is brave. That's so braves. Google
Chrome is the best browser, point blank, period, dope.
Speaker 3: Shut your face. It's opera GX opera GX.
Speaker 1: My ass who uses that their grandma who plays video
games on our downtime?
Speaker 3: I use it and it's great.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's definitely Roll twenty.
Speaker 1: It is still doing it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's basically using up eighty percent of skip you damn.
Speaker 1: Because the it's the it's the it's the new look. Okay,
So well.
Speaker 3: What I was like, that's so interesting. Well, one computer
thrives the other guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mm hmmm, it should be okay once again, what
happened last time? Uh?
Speaker 3: I forgot, but then I remembered.
Speaker 1: Mhm.
Speaker 3: We made it to the house, made to the manner.
We had gear pressure Scarlett to come in. Yeah, we
met two other robots. That's thank you for minding me
to the other robots. Meta loull of I thought it
was her place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she took it over. She's like, this is my
house now.
Speaker 3: Oh. Then I forget while we're going to the hells,
I I don't remember that part. That part escapes me.
Speaker 1: Okay. So what she did was you all were I'm
trying to remember what because y'all were looking for y'all
were drawn to the piece of the Lily Way house
and y'all thought was in the Lily Way Manor. And
then laft Met's like, oh no it's not, but I
do have a piece of the house for you, and
if you're wanting to go look for it, you're gonna
have to go to let me see where it's at. Oh,
I found it. You have to go in there and
then from there you can go into Sta Rovia. So
you have to find the house. And the house is
currently in another one of the realms, and Louth, being
as cool and cheery and helpful, did everyone a favor
and brought y'all and the ship, the Cruel Son and
it's crew two said new realm falling out of the
sky going down phase first, So that is where we're
picking up. That's where we're picking up where we left off.
So let me go ahead and changed them out to
the ship. So we have the ship and uh, the
ship is falling currently out of the sky at high speeds,
so like it's the it's the bottom is like, it's
like a god, this is a hole. This is the
fucking oh god, it's like it's it's it's a freaking
Bradley's character falling out of the sky again, but this
time it's a ship and not a person.
Speaker 3: So almost kind of like the whale from Hitchhiker's Guy
to the Galaxy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly exactly, but it's the ship, so bottom's heading
down versus it's lying falling straight descend, not straight descent,
but it's like it's just descending out of the sky.
One minute you're in front of lof the next minute
you're falling. What do you do gonna jump right into it?
You have, well, you have the whole crew on board,
including all of the new companions of Myth as well
as the rest of the crew, so including Scarlet, the
whole works. So what do y'all do?
Speaker 3: How many of us can fly? Actually I can?
Speaker 2: That is a negatory, okay, art spells.
Speaker 1: So so as it's fallings, you yelled out who can fly?
And obviously there's Tauma, there's Scarlet, there's I mean, I'm
sure some of the smallcasters can cast fly, but I
guess the only two people that have wings per Se, no, Astrid,
we are your Rubit's Myth has wings since he's the
more for since he's the celestial. So three of y'all
have wings.
Speaker 3: Pen Me and Astrid Superman, this bitch.
Speaker 1: Superman, this bitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he take the bow, I take the stern. We
fly underneath and start flying up, trying to at least
minimize the descent. If and if there's any spell casters
that can, like maybe depending on how big Maige hand
can get. Oh, because is a hard spell, and we
or is a wizard spell, and at least three or
four of our wizards, you should be able to kiss
Mage's hand. So if we have the spell casters cast
maid hand and the strong boys fly up and fly,
we should be able to You are paying this bitch
and put her down nice and gentle.
Speaker 6: We can fly, We can fly, we can fly.
Speaker 1: So we have Max max is on the ships. He
can definitely fly, and he's a hulky motherfucker.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 1: How are you how are you flying?
Speaker 2: Spell?
Speaker 3: I have?
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, you got mil nair Yuh yeah, I'm.
Speaker 5: Almost convinced that like you could maybe grab onto the
bow of the ship and then have mulnair tug you
so that the ship tips upright. Okay, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Doug.
Speaker 3: Date, Yeah, I got a question. I got a question.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If Mere gives me a flying speak of my walking
speed huh and I take command of the ship, mum
hum m hm, would the ship, by essence of being
part of me gain my flying ability because the hammer
gives me the ability to fly, And it says me,
but if I'm piloting the ship, did I make the
ship fly?
Speaker 5: Are you going to retroactively add a final fantasy esque
upgrade to our ship so I can fly over the things?
Speaker 1: That sounds like what? You know what, Dakota, Dakota you
you you you surprised me every single day. You surprised me. Yeah, yeah,
that's crazy enough to work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like
that idea. Was not again, was not expecting that, But
you know, I'm not mad at it. Okay, okay, all right,
all right, okay, So technically yes you could. I mean,
in theory, is it hang on?
Speaker 3: Let's just it does say current walking speeds. I mean, like,
but hearing the.
Speaker 1: So you're basically asking, will this ship become an extension
of you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh what what if I literally do it by
placing my hardcore on the ship, even further incorporating myself
as part of the ship. And I don't mean like
place it on there now, I mean like just straight
up pulling it out of my chest and fisting it
into the steering wheel.
Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here to count, Get the
fuck out of here. Jesus christ. I mean yes, yes, yes,
that my god, the ship is literally gonna have a beating,
fucking heart. It's gonna be a living it's gonna be
almost like a borderline loving construct. Oh my god, well ship,
you know what? Yes, that that could technically work if
you want to rip your your literal heart out, if
you want to lose let me rephrase that, because you
wouldn't die, because obviously you're not a living thing. But
if you want to lose the the stuff that comes
with the heart when it's on your person and you
want to put into the ship, yes you can.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't be permanent.
Speaker 1: Loan do you really? But do you really think you're
going to be able to put it back?
Speaker 3: Faith? Faith? Yeah, I'm a champion, Flora.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a resk. You're going what you're willing to take?
Speaker 4: Yeah, some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice
I'm willing to make the if I'll get.
Speaker 1: Hey, I need I need you to roll me a drength, chet,
strength or athletics, whichever one's better, or any or another
stat that can make sense on like that you can
that you can rip it out of you. So like
if you if you have an idea for another stat
you can make it make sense, dude. Otherwise strength or athletics.
It is pretty ingredious in your body current.
Speaker 3: What about arcana.
Speaker 2: Arcnnah yeah.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I mean it.
Speaker 3: Would of my magical items.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, arcana, all right, I can do that.
Speaker 2: I can, I can.
Speaker 1: I can agree with that. Yeah, so go ahead and
roll me o Connor twenty five twenty five.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'll post it in chat.
Speaker 2: So get that.
Speaker 3: No, that will, I'll just be in general that's taking
a picture well, I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, yeah, twenty five more than does it. So
you as everyone's falling, trying to hold onto the wood,
the people nearest him, I guess Boffice will be at
the wheel trying to hold Yeah, man, you just stop
your hand right in there and rip it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, first lightning, walk up past office. If I can
pick myself up, that would be wonderful.
Speaker 1: Put myself up, roll me a No, you should be
able to because with the wind, with the with the
way it's falling.
Speaker 3: We would all be falling together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you'll be able to do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So make my way up there. Kind of just
politely shove off the side not telling him and then
just open up the compartment, pull it out and just
flat palm strike it into the center path of the
steering wheel. And then.
Speaker 1: As you rip it out, wep it out, wrap it out.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: Everyone that's within, I mean within the upper levels of
the ship will hear the strike of thunder and see
a blue crackling lightning coming out of your body as
you rip it out or as you pull it out,
and the core or the heart has a bunch of
like little lightning strikes almost like tendrills, kind of flapping
about as you slam it into the with the wheel.
Speaker 2: Alma helm.
Speaker 1: As you shove it into the helm, and when you
shove it into the helm, the ship stakes as the
heart beats, and when it beats, you can feel that
you can feel the electricity coursing through the ship from
the helm down into the floors and throughout the whole
ship hulsating. As you're grabbing a hold of the helm,
and you feel the life of the ship beating with
this heart, and the heart is like melding into the helm,
kind of almost becoming I mean, obviously it's becoming part
of the helmet or what you see it's like coursing
through it's like replacing some of the pizzas of wood.
The woods looks like got struck by lightning. So it
has those like scars, and you see the blue lightning
kind of just coursing through those veins. As the scars
horse through the ship from the helm down to the floor,
all the way throughout the the whole ship, you start
seeing these scars traveling along the floor. So anyone on
the top floor or anywhere on the ship, you can
look down and you will see these lightning scars start
forming and cracking in the wood, and it looks like
the ship is breaking apart. But then the blue lightning
or the blue magic that's coursing through it pulls it
back together, leaving these scars that are glowing electric electric blue.
As the ship is still falling, you can kind of
feel it kind of pulse and it's kind of of
gyrating back. And then as it's the ship kind of
just straightens out and then slowly just stops mid air
and it's and you can look over the ship and
you're about good thousand feet from the floor now five
hundred feet from the ground, and the ship's just floating
in the air now, and the people on the ship.
You could feel the electricity in the air that's around
the ship, static around the ship, and everyone on board
looks over to Myth, well as far as the NPCs go,
look over to Myth and go, what the you hear?
What the fuck did he do? Then people underneath and
the lower levels are screaming, and Scarlett, just like Skirt,
looks at Tama and she's just like, what just happened?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 5: Part of the ship, part of the crew, man a.
Speaker 1: Part of the ship or of the crew. Uh Freed,
What is your reaction to all this? You've seen your
senior ship crack and they get pulled back together and
now it's flying.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: At this point, I'm I'm just gonna roll with it.
Speaker 1: He's gonna roll with it.
Speaker 4: To me anyway, They're just gonna do what the fuck
they want.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, he saved the ship.
Speaker 3: So I mean, can I be the captain now? Because
if I'm not, technically I'm part of the ship, and
you would own the ship and therefore you would be
a slave owner.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: I feel like that. I feel like I feel like
that's inappropriate.
Speaker 1: Speaking of which, Myth with the heart and the ship.
You can almost feel like the ship is in an
extension of you, like like you're one, Like you and
the ship are now like this, you're you're in the
same body as the ship. Quote unquote. Ship is part
of you and you're part of it. And you can
jet You could feel you can feel the moisture hitting
the bottom of the ship as it's like sitting basically,
it's kind of hovering over a cloud. You can feel
the moisture on the sides of the ship. It's very
weird and very just like because you're not you used
to be able to feel yourself and then you could
feel the rest of the ship. It's just like your
guys are your two the two are one and the
same for now. And uh, Scarlet walks up too, uh
slowly walks up up the stairs to uh Captain Freed
and Myth and she's like, yeah, she looks over to you, Myth. Well,
her her eyes are covered by the by her wings
are on her head, but she's looking at you and
she's just like, did you what did you do?
Speaker 3: It went all according to plan?
Speaker 1: What fucking plan?
Speaker 3: Yeah, to put my heart in the ship. So technically
me and the ship are connected. The ship is a
tune to my heart. And because the ship is a
tune to my heart, a transitive property, it's also a
tune to my hammer. So it can fly.
Speaker 1: If you could see Scrat's eyes widened, they whiten. So
you're telling me the ship can.
Speaker 3: Fly while it has in my heart.
Speaker 1: Uh huh m hmm. Looks over. She looks over to look.
She points her hand in the direction of Freed. Did
you tell him to do this, captain?
Speaker 4: When if I ever told him to do anything that
he does.
Speaker 1: That's fair, that's fair, that's fine. So Talma, do you
look to look over the ship on off the side of.
Speaker 5: The ship, look over to see if we're touching water?
Speaker 1: Or do you look over to see where you are at?
Because you're just up in open air, so you can
look over the ship and see what's going on or
what you there on the edge.
Speaker 5: Okay, so I'm on the edge, be attached to the ship.
I could look over and observe are we floating or
are we touching water?
Speaker 1: You are? You are floating in the air.
Speaker 5: Okay, That's all I wanted to know.
Speaker 1: And as you look out, roll me a history chat
with advantage.
Speaker 5: Goodness, my worst subject because it was all rope memorization
of you know, I don't know where thirteen.
Speaker 1: Roll another one.
Speaker 5: You're like, I want you to get this test right, Like, okay,
oh my god, you know damn it.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, not history, No, okay, you know what, I'm
gonna give it to you because we're not we're not
doing this. You're not doing this. So as you're looking over,
you're seeing as the clouds are kind of just moving by,
you see a little gap in the clouds, gap in
the clouds, and you see what looks to be like
a large lake. And then as the clouds move you
see more of the area. You see a large cluster
of mountain and somehow this looks very, very very familiar.
You can't help but just look the You're almost hypnotized
by You're like, your compute, your your head's trying to
compute what the fuck you're seeing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so clearly it resonates with me, and I'm like,
I can't think of the name of this place, but
I think I've been here at.
Speaker 1: Least from this angle from my peers seeing it. Uh, Now,
everybody on the ship roll me a perception check please.
Speaker 2: Or right?
Speaker 1: Tell's is seventeen three to twenty five.
Speaker 2: Okay, I see everything you smell four?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that makes sense because you're you're concentrating on
the ships. That that makes sense. You're right, You're right.
Uh so, all right, work.
Speaker 4: This.
Speaker 3: Oh they'll be happening, O devon I ac at the
moment is twenty seven. I lose ship as my heart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, small blessing. I guess small blessings easier to hit.
Not really, but you're not go an dream so as
the as everything is happening, reed, you hear a loud
like oh god, well, I don't even know how to
describe a style like a meteor. What's like a like
a sound of a meatia. You're I don't know how
you would like something soaring through the sky, crashing through
the sky on fire. I don't know, I don't know
how you would describe it. But give me a second.
Speaker 5: I mean that's pretty descriptive, like a burning object creating
friction with the atmosphere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, we'll go that. We'll go that route.
You hear something above you that sounds like something's like burning,
and it's like you hear like a fire like, and
you look up and you see something coming hurling towards
the ship. You don't know if it's it looks like
a I mean, it looks like a meteor, but you
don't know if it's a if it's a face junk,
if its person, if it's a thing. But you see
something on fire, it's a bird, it's a plane, is
Jesus fucking Christ or whatever it is towards you? What
do you do? Do anything?
Speaker 4: Okay? So is every so while everybody is like, I'm
just like honestly, Freda's like he has a look on
his face. It's just like he's so done with everything, Like.
Speaker 6: Like he's thinking, like what did I do?
Speaker 4: What? What?
Speaker 3: What did I do?
Speaker 4: I didn't ask for this. I didn't ask for this bullshit.
I didn't ask for any of this, all right, I
just want I just want to take care of my ship,
take care of my crew, and holy you.
Speaker 7: And it's at that point he sees the it's at
that point he does he notices the.
Speaker 6: The fireball yep, and just yells out, holy fucking ship.
Speaker 1: Everyone looks at you and then see you look at this.
I look up and Scarlett's and Scarlett kind of like
what and she looks up and when she looks up Tama,
you're not even near her. But when she looks up
and then you look in that direction, you hear a loud.
Speaker 5: Angelic him from the meteor.
Speaker 1: Yes, and it's getting louder as the meteor is coming closer.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's it's like, mister Krabs, I have an idea.
Speaker 5: Well, that's not what I mean. And where it's just like, oh,
it's angelic and you're like, it's like helsting ultimate a
bridge where they hooray it's the Catholic church, and.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh no, it's the church.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's a Catholic church.
Speaker 1: And it's it's that the hymn is giving ever so
louder as it ever gets so close to Toma, and
Scarlet looks up at it and she's just like, oh fuck.
And she turns around and she starts running off of
the running down the stairs and then run starts running
past tom and to try to she's running towards the
other side of the ship and she's getting in her
wings is kind of flapping out and she's ready and
she's running towards the other side of the ship like
she's gonna jump off. Does anyone try to stop her?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 1: Where he is? She looks up at the meteor. She says,
oh fuck, and then she takes off, running towards the
other side of the ship and her wings are out
like she's gonna jump off.
Speaker 4: Uh when I see so, when I see that, she's
clearly gonna she's clearly gonna jump off the ship.
Speaker 6: I look over to.
Speaker 4: To myth.
Speaker 7: I go up to him, I straight like whatever, like
you know, like when you go to someone, you kind
of like you reach up and you start like smoothing
out their clothes like I do that. I just like
smooth out the metal plate and just like, wellmit, you've
been You've been a wonder and a you've been wondering
and a great addition to this team.
Speaker 6: I'm proud.
Speaker 4: I'm Proud's pass on the mansel captain to you. You
got you got this, bud, have a have a great life.
And I turn and I book it and jump over
the rail.
Speaker 6: You're gonna.
Speaker 3: Where are you gonna go?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Any who cares.
Speaker 4: There's a fireball coming to the freaking ship any literally
anywhere else.
Speaker 3: Damn Wait, if it do you do you really give
it to me. I'm about to ask for something silly.
Speaker 4: I'll do what you want.
Speaker 3: No, I take that my value and truly at this
point give my heart over to the ship and turn
it into like a World War two esque like Ironside,
a military ship like it go like like part war forged,
part like galleon. I'll see if I can find a.
Speaker 5: Oh depends on.
Speaker 3: Did I break or did I break our DM? Yes?
Speaker 5: Probably? Oh, welcome back?
Speaker 1: How what the fuck?
Speaker 3: I think it's World War two? No? World War one?
It's one of those.
Speaker 5: Would it look like something out of metal slug.
Speaker 1: You're gonna You're going to turn the ship into an
extension of yourself as a war forge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like wholeheartedly. He's like, congratulations, you're a captain.
And I've been fighting for this position the entire time,
like he low KEI doesn't realize I've been meaning to
be captain. So at this point the ship is meaning.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my god. So
the heart as you become captain, as those words leave
those lips of of freed, your heart, Paul says, and
the metallic material of the our horses, it kind of
expands out like a like a virus, like a fungus,
and just coats the ship and the material that the
heart is made out of, and you and the ship
be caught one. Think of the ship as your horc
Even if you die, even if your Warforge body dies,
technically you will still be alive because your heart is
the ship, part of the crewer.
Speaker 4: Part of the ship.
Speaker 3: I O, god, wait, does this mean also my Warforged
friends get like some sort of special benefit for being
I'll be ships with me.
Speaker 1: You're gonna ask that? Yes, and now as far as
what I will have to brainstorm on that for for
next game. But yes, in theory, in theory, yes they
would get at a benefit of the Oh my god,
Davie has eventually lost her ship. I mean she has
a whole fleet, so I'll like she'd be that upset.
She's a whole army at her disposal. So but wow,
the cruel Son has been changed. What would you like
to name the ship?
Speaker 3: It's the captain's ship, It's the cruel Son.
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna keep the name cruel Son. H okay, okay, okay,
I asked, Since there's a new captain, the ship's changing
all together, about giving you a new name. If you
want to get you want to keep the cruel Son name,
go for it. Okay. So you see this thing hurtling
towards you, and as Scarlet jumps off and flies, do
you notice that the ball of fire is slightly changed
its direction and it's following Scarlet?
Speaker 5: But considering this, I'm like, okay, well, what tomma do
Either go after Scarlet or assuming Freed has actually left
the ship, maybe I have to catch him. I mean,
because I do have flight.
Speaker 1: Did Free jump off?
Speaker 3: Uh? Okay?
Speaker 7: Over the table, I'm trying to decide how much of
Jack Sparrow, don't how much inspiration from Jack Sparat did
I take?
Speaker 1: I mean, lean into it?
Speaker 4: God, I would lean into it. But at the same time,
I don't want to be like, wholeheartedly.
Speaker 6: Go for it, man, Okay, someone like I'm gonna go
for it?
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, now I don't trust you, but that's rude.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 5: I was gonna interject a little bit like do you
want to leave the ship and just plunge to the
water and then realize, oh, the ship's gonna be fine.
Ah fuck? Or do you want me to come in
and try and pick you up.
Speaker 4: Please try to stop me.
Speaker 3: Please.
Speaker 5: Okay, let's roll acrobatics.
Speaker 1: Roll Acrobade twenty one for Tama.
Speaker 5: Okay, So I guess I will notice Scarlet running and
then briefly chase after her, but then see that Fred
is about the jump and I'm like, oh, shoot, and
then go after him because I realized he can't fly.
I'll have to worry about Scott later. And then the
meteor moving direction and then it has the Doppler effect
at the engine, like a humming going a little more
quiet as it goes towards her. So yeah, I go
for Freed and I can.
Speaker 3: And miss Stepan. What Oh save your girl? I got freed.
Don't worry about it?
Speaker 5: Oh how would you? How would you do that?
Speaker 3: He said? Don't worry about it?
Speaker 1: God, that means you should worry that beans. Freed should
worry about it, but not you. You shouldn't worry about it, Tama.
But Freed should worry.
Speaker 5: Okay, fired, turning into a telltale game like who do
you save?
Speaker 3: Allow your heart?
Speaker 5: Okay, fine, I'll go see what's gone.
Speaker 3: Just go, but love is forever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I go to Scarleton. I'm sure you can handle herself.
Speaker 3: As Freedom yeats over the thing. I'm a finger gun
death ward at him. Uh huh what God.
Speaker 1: Death ward?
Speaker 3: So if I'm correct, that should be his health can't
like if it would drop to zero as a result
of taking damage and instead drops to one. In this
point the spell ends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it durration for eight hours. So Freed is
gonna fall and he's gonna keep falling and he's gonna
hit the ground. Fucking ward.
Speaker 3: No, we're a thousand feet up, so we got time.
Speaker 6: Wait wait, wait, wait, we're in the air.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're in the air in the sky.
Speaker 5: The ship is flying, aren't we all also above water?
Speaker 1: We see a lake down below, but you're not, but
we're not. It's like high enough where I mean you
could hit the lake or you can hit the mountain, whichever.
You're that high enough.
Speaker 5: The water would be Oh no, concrete steal, Like is
it a Newtonian solid or non Newtonian solid? Like it's
the idea of like if you hit a certain kind
of liquid with enough force, even though if you're like
gently touching it, like oh, it's all like flexible, but
if you hit it with enough force, it just becomes
a solid. It's almost impenetrable.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're falling into water from a high
enough height, it'll be like you're hitting concrete. You can
break your bones and will die.
Speaker 3: See good news, though, the speed of hitting water at
one thousand feet is no different than like a few
hundred feet. You've reached terminal velocity at that point.
Speaker 1: That's fair. I mean, either way, he's living, but it's
a matter of he's not going to have a fun time.
Speaker 3: That's not true. We're a thousand feet up. We got time,
that's true.
Speaker 1: You do got time to say this just in case, Adfrey,
you're just you're just taking a nose dive.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it'll be like Spider Man, do you save Mary
Jane or do you save the subway full of people?
Speaker 1: All right, Jacob, I will let you change your options.
Since you didn't know what we were literally in the sky,
do you want to still jump off the.
Speaker 6: Shep okay question? And this is I'm going to big
brain it here.
Speaker 3: Now that we don't got anytime. You got ten seconds
till you hit the ground.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Now that.
Speaker 4: Now that myth has blended himself merged with the ship. Yeah,
wouldn't that stand to reason that, like, since his ship
can fly now because of meal near mm hmm, wouldn't
that also mean that the lifeboats can fly?
Speaker 1: Yes, but then that would also go into turn. Will
the lifeboats be able to still fly even if they're
not attached to the ship anymore? I would assume yes,
because the lifeboats technically, the lifeboats will still be part
of myth because the material of the boat, of the
lifeboat will become that metal. So yes, yes, yes, uh huh, yes, yes, yes,
that is true. Yes, that could work, or at least
to get off of the ship if you thought that
the ship was gonna get hit by the meteor, I
mean that you're gonna just abandon everybody.
Speaker 3: Is a myth rule. No, yeah, at least.
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll already past the baton and I'm instead of
just running and just vaulting over the ship, I'm just
gonna go and just sit back and watch.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're like you're gonna be running to the
others to the side, shot you're gonna jump off, and
you're just like look over and like uh no, then
turn around and kind of just look at everything and
you're just like, ugh, fuck it whatever, and just like,
if I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, except your fate.
As you look up and you see that the meteor
is changing course from the ship to the direction where
scarlets fu.
Speaker 4: Huh I reached down? Happened?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: Pull open a.
Speaker 7: Pull a bottle of that I'd hit I had hidden
and just pop it and just take a drink and
just watch.
Speaker 4: All right, interesting, interesting, Salma.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: I'm chasing after Scarlet who's being chased by a ball
of fire that makes angelic music.
Speaker 1: Okay, So as you are, what's your fly speed?
Speaker 5: Sixty feet?
Speaker 1: Okay, So it takes a little, it takes a few minutes,
but you do get up to Scarlett as she is lying,
and Scarlet's like yelling at you to She's like, stop
following me. The things after me, not everyone else.
Speaker 5: But couldn't I try and stab the thing, the burning meteor?
Speaker 1: She stops, She turns around. That's not a as she
looks up at it and stelf falling. She flies over
to you, tell me, and she takes your hands. I
love you, but I don't want you to die. And
she looks up whoever that is will kill anyone to
get to me. I told you the second that she
kind of points kind of emotions to herself. All this
was shown, they're going to come looking for me?
Speaker 5: Then do you mind if I buy you some time?
Speaker 1: And how the hell are you going to do that?
Speaker 5: Is it a creature?
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 5: Just a spell.
Speaker 1: You are not you are not you lying? You Okay, okay,
you know what hold up? That's gonna make a Charismas
saving thrown. Look at the status of the son of
a bitch. Oh oh, okay, alright, alright, but the bitch.
Speaker 5: The spell I want to use is banishment.
Speaker 1: Uh huh banishment, and it makes a Christmas saving throw.
It's a twenty five.
Speaker 5: Uh damn it.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you thought you thought as you carry you
feel it as the as you cash banishment mhm. The
hem singing heim gets louder, and it cuts your concentration
on this one.
Speaker 5: And the thing, the praise is too mighty.
Speaker 1: The praise is too mighty, and the and the meteor
comes hurling down towards y'all, and at some point it stops,
it slows down and it's just a ballifier And Scarlett's
is like, what did you do.
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 5: I tried to banish it to another dimension.
Speaker 1: She kind of flies towards it as if as the
bullifier is stopped, and then starts flying towards the ship.
Speaker 5: Well ship, and girl, it's like.
Speaker 1: Oh no, and she starts flying back at it now freed, yes,
you see the thing stop and then heading right for
the ship again. And this time it's real close, like
you feel the heat from the fire.
Speaker 4: Is it like right above us or is it like
off to the stern like it's off.
Speaker 1: It's off the it's off to the stern, but it's
coming in at high fucking speeds.
Speaker 3: Okay, so.
Speaker 6: Is there a the can't the have the cannon's changed
much since Smith merged?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Hey mom, I'm gonna I'm sorry, I'm gonna like a
game call with my friends right now. No, no, I'm
off today and tomorrow. Oh mom, check it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah I got it.
Speaker 2: I'm setting it up right now.
Speaker 4: I'm said, yeah, I'm sitting it up absolutely all right,
all right, Sorry guys, Uh so, yeah, you said the
cannon's changed a bit.
Speaker 1: The canons have changed. They have changed what to what degree?
I don't fucking will have to figure that out, because
I wasn't planning for this.
Speaker 3: I mean, if we wanted to be fair, you could
just keep it. We could keep it the same and
just make like keep it the same stats but the
different code of paint over it.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 3: I have like a deep hen of thunder damage or whatever,
lightning damage.
Speaker 4: M h.
Speaker 1: I mean I'll change the I mean I'll change the
set the skin the ship's stats as far as the
damage type, and the only thing that's really going to
change is really like the AC and maybe the hit
points and then some of the stats. It's up with
the weapons. We can keep the same and just change
the damage type. If you're looking, if you need to
look for the stats of the ship, it'd be on
the campaign to players and just scroll up like three posts.
They'll be right there and all. And I'll also have
the abilities of the heart.
Speaker 3: The way. Hang on, hang on, now we've got a
time out. Me and the ship are now one being.
Huh we're connected? Do I get my joking?
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean as as you're on the ship. As
long as you're on the ship, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's I think it's definitely a fair
a fair tra it off.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmmm. M all right, So what's the plan. What's
all doing?
Speaker 4: Okay, So what I'm gonna do is, uh, I am
gonna go up to one of the cannons.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna go underneath the under levels of the.
Speaker 4: Ship, go to the canyons, and I'm gonna go up
to one of the cannons. And can I am I
able to is it? I'm able to like bring one
of the I'm able to bring the bogey in sight? Right? Yeah,
I'm able to aim? All right, I'm gonna aim and
I'm gonna fire at it.
Speaker 1: Which one? Which which canon? You're gonna use? The pound cannon,
the ballista down cannon, town cannon? All right, roll me
a a D twenty so D twenty plus six sticks
stick plus it's dexterity, so a D twenty plus three,
and then it'll be added six, so that'll be like,
let me get D twenty plus three. And then of
course the ad the range attack is a plus six
to a hit. So whatever number you get, add sex.
Speaker 2: So'll be nineteen.
Speaker 1: H That doesn't even hit him. What as you as
you fire off the cannon, it flies right at him
and the ball and the cannon explodes as it gets
closer to the ballfire and it flies right through it.
A like, huh, I'm in danger.
Speaker 6: I'm in danger.
Speaker 1: Actually free rolled me a Dexterity savings throw.
Speaker 5: Oh fuck.
Speaker 3: Fourteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a so you sir, so as you're like,
I'm in danger. Oh, and the meteor crashes into the ship,
into you where the can came out. Stop. That is
going to be.
Speaker 3: Seventy points of.
Speaker 2: Fire damage two to you, wow in the ship.
Speaker 1: To you and the ship.
Speaker 3: Also question where is this thing? I checked both discord
and D twenty and I can't find what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: One thing? The ship?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the ship stats.
Speaker 1: The ship stats are in the discord for the Voordonica
discord and campaign. Two players chat and it's like, are
you not able to.
Speaker 2: See I see you?
Speaker 3: I'm not able to see that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and add you then because yeah,
you do. Okay, now you should be able to see.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: Hypothetical scenarios go, he's dead having a stroke and not
the kind you're thinking of that, My God, is not
what I meant.
Speaker 3: Oh, like, what would you do if?
Speaker 5: Yeah, kind of kind of like would you push the button?
Speaker 3: I mean, what's the downside.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 5: First you get to think of an upside, and then
I think of a downside, and I'm like, oh god,
what's a good one.
Speaker 3: I thought you meant the classic push the button. Somebody dies,
you get a million dollars.
Speaker 5: Oh I didn't.
Speaker 3: It's usually get a million dollars. Somebody dies, get a
million dollars los a year off your life. How many
times gonna push the button? That's a real question.
Speaker 5: Okay, I got it. You get like, if you push
the button, you get a dossier on every family member
you have and has ever lived. You get to know everything,
every single thing about them. But then everyone else gets
to see everything about you.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know what?
Speaker 5: Oh there you are, Davin.
Speaker 1: Hello, Sorry, sorry I was no, I was not muted
talk about my boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Sorry you weren't muted it. But you were also far
enough away that none of us heard anything you said. Yeah,
minus the butt stuff?
Speaker 1: What stuff?
Speaker 4: Yeah we heard everything.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean he's squeaky clean, so you just
got the showers.
Speaker 3: Hey, the outside of his butt is squeaky clean.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, he did a deep dive.
Oh he did deep dive. I can go to town.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, you're gonna try talking for once.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. Yeah, I'm not ready.
Speaker 2: Uh huh uh huh.
Speaker 1: I have that kind of confidence, but uh I.
Speaker 6: Guess it's gonna take another two years before you ready
for that.
Speaker 1: Wow, why are you? Why are you calling me out
like that? That's rude. I'm sorry, I'm not a whore.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're right, it's not Tuesday.
Speaker 1: You're right, it's not fucking Tuesday. Fucking bitch.
Speaker 2: See he tee he.
Speaker 3: I mean, so aren't you though, Like, so here's the thing?
Or is somebody who got fucked you weren't doing the
fucking you're being fucked.
Speaker 2: Let's see here, bitch, let's hear you, Like, what do
you want to be for Halloween?
Speaker 3: Fucked? I mean there's a bunch of people that wish
that to be real.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Now I'm picturing you one of those weird costumes that
has like a person attached to it, like an artificial person,
And it's like, oh, what are you dressed up as?
I'm dressed up as fucked? And you're like interesting, Oh
you sweet sweet summer. So again I lost track of
this conversation, Like what were we doing? Someone got burnt.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, the ship. The ship has a hole
in it. Granted, I'm sure knowing Dakota Smith is going
to do some fancy shmancy working. The ship is going
to self heal.
Speaker 3: I mean, it wouldn't need to self heal. It's just
a part of me. I cast heel and he.
Speaker 1: Uh huh uh but yeah no, Free gut fucked uh
he on fire. He was on fire. Ah, yeah, you
take it.
Speaker 3: So I took.
Speaker 6: I took seventy points of damage.
Speaker 1: Seventy points of fire damage.
Speaker 7: So yeah, I walk out from the lower deck onto
the onto the upper deck, and I'm completely.
Speaker 4: I'm like covered in sot.
Speaker 5: Like a Looney Tunes character. Mm hm yeah, total explosion everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And as Free comes back up, Scarlet lands on
the ship and she's like, is it on the ship?
She looks over to Freed, where is it?
Speaker 7: I just point, I just put over my shoulder and
I go walk back to the to the corner.
Speaker 6: And uh grab the rum again and just like.
Speaker 4: I'm so done with today.
Speaker 1: Okay. So you're right near the you're on the you're
on the rail of the ship, leaning over, leaning against
the railing, and it's right below who's the hole? I
make me a constitution saving throw.
Speaker 3: Who you.
Speaker 4: All right, it's something I actually will when at ooh
at thirty.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, all right, So this will be
a one hundred and ten divided by two. I'm taking
fifty five points of thunder damage.
Speaker 2: Why because, uh, the so.
Speaker 1: Since you're right over where the where it landed, you
hear a loud, thunderous roar coming from underneath it, and
it blasts through the top of the where you were
standing and well.
Speaker 4: Look I was standing over the hole though.
Speaker 1: No, you're standing over you're standing over the You're on
the top floor where you were at you were underneath,
You're right above the spot you were at the ship.
Speaker 4: Okay, whatever, Sorry, I take fifty five points of damage.
Speaker 1: Fifty five points of thunderdam as there's huh.
Speaker 4: Who's the rude one?
Speaker 2: Now I'm rude.
Speaker 1: I know I'm very rude. As now there's an open
hole from onto the top floor of the ship. As
a man my comes up, shoots up, or not shoots up,
kind of floats up, and he's wearing what looks to
be a man holding a golden sword with like a
lion's hide on top of his head and where he's
kind of wearing like a hood, and the lion, of course,
is blinking. The lion looks to be alive, but you
see like it's it's like the upper jaw and its face,
and the main is going down the back like so
he's wearing like a like a oh god, I don't
even want to call it. He's wearing the hide of
the lion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pelt, he's wearing the
lion pelt. And the pelts, like the ones looking at him,
the pelts blinking and live. And as you look through
the main, the main has a bunch of eyeballs blinking
from from it, and they're all looking at like all
different directions and everybody on the ship, and and the
man holding the sword kind of raises up and points
the sword out as he opens his mouth, Tama, you
hear the the chorus of thousands, thousands, thousands, Oh, Lestial beings, gospel,
isn't it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: It's it's so holy it makes you want to fall
to your knees. And he when he opens his mouth,
he points the sword to Scarlet, and he looks to
all the eyes look toward her, and he says the
morning once back, it's girless not having it. It's Girlless
is like, well, I don't want to go back, and
he kind of just's he's facing the opposite direction, but
the eyes are all looking so his body kind of
just turns towards her, almost ignoring the crew, and he's like.
Speaker 5: He wasn't.
Speaker 3: Asking.
Speaker 1: Uh. Actually that is where we're gonna be ending today's episode.
But before we end every before we end, yeah, everyone,
roll initiative. Let me clo in and clear this right quick.
Speaker 3: I think initiative is just.
Speaker 1: Remember to click on your icon and then roll initiative.
You got twelve.
Speaker 3: Three I can't.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh, meth got and the ship will always go
after you, okay. And then of course scarlet damn okay, Scarlet, what.
Speaker 3: Can I cast hellish nuke? Oh god, I'm a teacher.
This savan not to touch my boat.
Speaker 1: You're gonna use hellish nuke?
Speaker 3: No, I'm joking. Oh god, I have helicsh rebuke. I'm
gonna Oh.
Speaker 1: God, you're doing the same You're oneting to do the
same thing I did.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm just being I was just being silly.
But I have the button I have the.
Speaker 1: Button, you have the nuke. But yes, we're going to
end today's episode here, catch us next time as we
find out who is this mysterious angelic being. Is it
Jesus Christ? I don't know. I mean, no, it's not
Jesus Christ. It seems funny if it.
Speaker 3: Was spaceedically.
Speaker 1: For angel But think I know to say, I know
today is a shorter episode, but I got some now
homework to do because now I gotta fix some stuff
with the ship and other stuff before we do a
battle like this. So I so everybody has all their assets.
So yeah, So thank you all for listening. Today's episode
catches next time as you figure out who is this
person and why is he saying the Morning The Morning
wants Scarlet back. Until then, bye, goodbye.