Speaker 1: Taco is Orlando's rock station one O one one W
Speaker 1: j R R Taco. You're gonna have to bear with
Speaker 1: me here for a moment.
Speaker 2: What happened.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for my eyes to readjust to the studio
Speaker 1: lighting after staring directly into the sun in the fourth
Speaker 1: floor bathroom.
Speaker 2: They replaced the lights in all of our restrooms overhead lighting. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and he's not exaggerating. I almost hold Rocky our you know,
Speaker 2: like our sister, our boss, kind of just our coworker
Speaker 2: that we've known. She's like a sister.
Speaker 1: She you need something done here, you need the wheels, priest, you.
Speaker 2: Go to Rocky. Yeah, exactly. She takes care of everything.
Speaker 2: So I almost told her yesterday at the at the
Speaker 2: friendsgiving we had her Thanksgiving. I almost said, Raquel, I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's gonna be told you about the
Speaker 2: lights in that bathroom are so bright. I told Pat,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put a little nail on the wall outside
Speaker 2: and hang a pair of extra glasses that I have, sunglasses,
Speaker 2: welders helmet sit you. I especially after you having the
Speaker 2: bad concussions, The bright lights, Pat, make me fall over.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we don't want you falling over. But now
Speaker 1: you are the one who preaches being half full. Taco Bob,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to turn this threttina destroying experience into
Speaker 1: a half full observation.
Speaker 2: Turn this frown upside down. Go ahead.
Speaker 1: The incredible new overhead lights greatly enhance the peace stains
Speaker 1: all over the place.
Speaker 2: You're right, that is half full a restroom half full
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 1: How so these stains are in places in there that
Speaker 1: I don't even want to know. That part now goes
Speaker 1: on in there with some of these folks.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm gonna after this.
Speaker 1: And are those actually peace stains?
Speaker 2: Uh? Stop after this idiotology, I'm gonna go in there
Speaker 2: with sunglasses on, and I'm gonna look for a light.
Speaker 2: For every light there is a switch, I'm turning the
Speaker 2: one above the sinks off. People. If you think we're
Speaker 2: exaggerating you, we should shoot shoot a video.
Speaker 1: He won't won't translate it, translate.
Speaker 2: The phone filters it out, Son of a bitch, Let's
Speaker 2: begin in Osaka, Japan. Oh yeah, I like Osaka Saki.
Speaker 2: Actually I don't like.
Speaker 1: This isn't quite headline of the week contender material. Pretty
Speaker 1: attention grabbing headline.
Speaker 2: We all have one this week. So all right, well
Speaker 2: does it beat the deer? No, nothing beats the deer
Speaker 2: running through and pooping in the women's gym, running through
Speaker 2: the gym.
Speaker 1: Locker bathroom, Yeah, were locker room. Okay Osaka zoo keeper
Speaker 1: accused of stealing food from the animals.
Speaker 2: I mean there's lions, you get nice steak.
Speaker 1: This guy's more of a he's more like of the
Speaker 1: the fruit and vegetable type heat.
Speaker 2: He's stealing bananas from the monkeys.
Speaker 1: He's he and apparently this was going on for years
Speaker 1: before they actually clamp. Yeah, and working as a zoo
Speaker 1: keeper for more than ten years. Allegedly, he has been
Speaker 1: stealing fruits and vegetables that were prepared for the animals
Speaker 1: and a kitchen of the zoo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, eat on the resale market if I mean food
Speaker 2: prices have to be up everywhere, It's not just here
Speaker 2: in America. Now he's stealing the bananas from that? What about?
Speaker 2: What about a pandace? What a panda? I know they
Speaker 2: eat bamboo, but what else? They eat? Something?
Speaker 1: China? They're ones with the that's right.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I wasn't stop stereo. No, I wasn't god manthing.
Speaker 2: So either way, I bet a Japanese zoo probably does
Speaker 2: have a panda, wouldn't you think? I mean, I think
Speaker 2: we have pandas and our zoo's so they're close by,
Speaker 2: are they not. I'm bad with geography's China and okay,
Speaker 2: so listen what other kind of fruit they say?
Speaker 1: How piss poor is the pay gotta be? You're stealing
Speaker 1: stocks of selery for personal use to deprive some for herbivorum. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the poor starving animals. I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 2: I already had him on the resale market of Oh,
Speaker 2: go to so and so for your salary needs. You know,
Speaker 2: he'll give you a half price what it would be
Speaker 2: at the overpriced supermarket.
Speaker 1: I still I think celery is one of the things
Speaker 1: that you can still get a fairly reasonable price.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but either way, I didn't even think
Speaker 2: about the poor animals not getting there? Right?
Speaker 1: They're goods oh Man uh Man? Who uh Well, basically
Speaker 1: you want to take no for an answer. When he
Speaker 1: was asked to get off a plane, once the plane
Speaker 1: took off and was mid flight, he decided he was
Speaker 1: gonna try. He's like, I'm getting off this plane, try
Speaker 1: to try opening the door.
Speaker 2: This is and this is he had a panic attack.
Speaker 1: That This is the part that stood out to me. Here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in the end, what happened was passengers jumped in and
Speaker 1: with the assistance of some of the flight crew, duct
Speaker 1: taped this lunatic to the chair for the rest of
Speaker 1: the flight until they landed in Dallas Fort Worth. The
Speaker 1: final straw was when he rushed past the seventy nine
Speaker 1: year old flight attendant to try to open the door.
Speaker 1: There was no time, he was two feet from the door.
Speaker 1: It was just chaos. He was going for the door,
Speaker 1: and so I just grabbed the guy from behind and
Speaker 1: kept him from pulling the thing on the door. You know,
Speaker 1: we're on our knees holding him down again. That was
Speaker 1: after he rushed the seventy nine year old flight attendants.
Speaker 2: So that wasn't the flight attendant. That was just a cover.
Speaker 1: That was That was one of the passengers who jumped
Speaker 1: in and took the role of duct tape that was
Speaker 1: provided to them by other flight crew members. And you know,
Speaker 1: put this guy in his seat.
Speaker 2: I thank the Lord somebody did it. If you were
Speaker 2: on a flight pat and somebody like when that door
Speaker 2: flew off the one, what I don't want to say
Speaker 2: a company. Was it Boeing?
Speaker 1: Uh? I forget what airline it was, but yeah, it
Speaker 1: was a Boeing.
Speaker 2: Jet or whatever it was. When the when the door
Speaker 2: flew off that you saw the reaction. Remember the guy
Speaker 2: jump next to the lady in the front seat and
Speaker 2: did a selfie with his shirt off. Never got that,
Speaker 2: But anyway, I digress. If the door comes off a plane,
Speaker 2: we've all seen movies. Yeah, where the prisoner's mass drop
Speaker 2: and everybody goes it sucked out. Yeah, somebody's going out
Speaker 2: because somebody did not pay attention. They do not have
Speaker 2: their seat belt on mid flight. Well, I guess they
Speaker 2: tell you can take it off. So there's about three
Speaker 2: passengers out that door.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised they don't say a disclaimer like that. When
Speaker 1: they do for the brief period allow you to you know,
Speaker 1: undo your seat belt.
Speaker 2: Uh, just be aware if somebody opens the door.
Speaker 1: You're not buckled in, there's a good chance you're dropping.
Speaker 1: Thirty two thousand.
Speaker 2: And then there's the guy who's at the level of man,
Speaker 2: I'm getting ready to have a panic attack on this flight.
Speaker 2: I'm losing it. And he hears if the door open
Speaker 2: and he goes, I'm the one, and he just you go,
Speaker 2: top handle, look, Patter, I remember from when we had
Speaker 2: to do a crash landing. Look her emergency. Top handle down,
Speaker 2: bottom handle up, pull him together, push it out and
Speaker 2: either oh yeah, it wasn't pulled in doorway, I'd have
Speaker 2: been sitting there for ten minutes and throw it out
Speaker 2: and then the slide goes down, and then grab all
Speaker 2: the women and children. I go, yes, ma'am, I've dealt
Speaker 2: with this before. Good flight at a tenant. Meanwhile, Pat
Speaker 2: he just held back a laugh, just like that, and
Speaker 2: then she said.
Speaker 1: Oh you have I haven't.
Speaker 2: She's like freaked out, and I go yep, and she
Speaker 2: walked away, and I looked at Pat. I said, I
Speaker 2: will help. I will help one kid and one woman,
Speaker 2: and I am going I'm coming in hot down that slide.
Speaker 1: I can't believe they didn't realize we were visibly inebriated.
Speaker 1: Let us continue to sit there. That's a bad move.
Speaker 1: That was pre nine eleven, Yeah was it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That was pre nine Oh god?
Speaker 1: Yah?
Speaker 2: Was they I mean they would have been they would
Speaker 2: have let us anyway. Yes, we were on the way
Speaker 2: to what was it a beer festival? Yeah, Great American
Speaker 2: Beer Festival. Yeah, we were going to one in Denver.
Speaker 2: We were just warming up.
Speaker 1: We made it as far as Alabama.
Speaker 2: Alabama, and had to we had to emergency land in
Speaker 2: a field cut. No it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It was an airport. Yeah, but the h and then
Speaker 1: we had to spend the night in Birmingham, Alabama airport.
Speaker 2: Tell tell them what we saw. When we looked out
Speaker 2: of our windows.
Speaker 1: They literally had us get into the uh head down,
Speaker 1: you know, crash.
Speaker 2: Shown below your knees. The lady kept going head down,
Speaker 2: below your knees, head down, below your knees. And I'm
Speaker 2: looking at Pat and he goes, he's doing you we
Speaker 2: just had a baby.
Speaker 1: I was, I was. I looked out the window down
Speaker 1: as we were making the approach. The entire runway was
Speaker 1: lined with emergency apparatus. All had their emergency lights going
Speaker 1: and go. This is reassuring, dude.
Speaker 2: And I look over and then Pat's doing the in
Speaker 2: the Name of the Father the Son because Christ and
Speaker 2: your daughter was just born.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was ninety nine.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, yeah, And he's doing the name of the
Speaker 2: Father and the name of the Son, and I'm looking
Speaker 2: around a holy cow.
Speaker 1: Very selective. When I pray the runway lined emergency vehicles,
Speaker 1: I thought maybe that would be a good time to
Speaker 1: see like a prayer and see if I had any
Speaker 1: good will remaining with the big guy upstairs.
Speaker 2: That was Tom, our engineer's first flight ever, and.
Speaker 1: We almost crashed.
Speaker 2: I think he was on anxiety meds after that. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: the engine. I know we've told this before. If you're
Speaker 2: new to the show, that's who we're telling it to.
Speaker 2: The engine I've always listened so bare weathers. The engine
Speaker 2: blew out of the engine into our luggage compartment.
Speaker 1: Parts blew out of the engine, rendering it. We're down
Speaker 1: to one engine and yeah, and it blew a hole
Speaker 1: in the side of the plane. Thus they didn't know
Speaker 1: if pilot's gonna be able to set it down without
Speaker 1: you know, barrel rolling it.
Speaker 2: So yeah, landing on one engine is not easy because
Speaker 2: you use those engines to do back backflare where you go.
Speaker 2: I know we're not pilots, but it's the old backflare. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm ten percent pilot because I it was on the plane,
Speaker 2: but also a balloonist and chopper pilot. But I do
Speaker 2: want to point out for anybody flying home for Thanksgiving. Sorry,
Speaker 2: we didn't. It's going to be a safe flight. We
Speaker 2: just had one in a million, so you were good.
Speaker 1: I didn't know we were going to get down these
Speaker 1: rabbit holes real quick. Here, any of you who will
Speaker 1: be going at some point to go see this Lord
Speaker 1: of the Rings animated movie that's coming out, I want
Speaker 1: theaters are going to be selling a Lord of the
Speaker 1: Rings themed popcorn bucket. Oh, I've heard about it. It's
Speaker 1: in the shape of a war hammer. It's like two
Speaker 1: and a half feet long, this much thisby bucks. It's
Speaker 1: it's a yeah, it's well, it's expensive. Yeah, because regular
Speaker 1: popcorns fifteen. If you're gonna have a popcorn bucket, the
Speaker 1: doubles as a weapon. I got. I can see, you know,
Speaker 1: charging the extra Take a look on the JR Facebook
Speaker 1: page of that, and you tell me we aren't gonna
Speaker 1: have plenty of idiotology stories in the future involving the
Speaker 1: war Hammer Lord of the Rings popcorn buckets.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at it right now. See if they had that.
Speaker 2: Speaking of flying on that flight with the guy that
Speaker 2: was trying to rush the door.
Speaker 1: It's over lights out.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't make it through it. Check in now they'd
Speaker 2: take it at the weapons.
Speaker 1: You know, popcorn bucket, I'm snacks in flight stack, follow
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