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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media Hither. I'm Johnny Mack with your daily

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<v Speaker 1>comedy news. Stephen Colbert was interviewed by GQ, who really

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<v Speaker 1>wanted us to know that Colbert was poolside when this

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<v Speaker 1>took place. The topic the cancelation, Stephen said, Listen, every

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<v Speaker 1>show's got ended sometime, and I've been on a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of shows that have ended, sometimes by our lights and

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes by the decision of other people. It's just the

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<v Speaker 1>nature of show business. You can't worry about it. You

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<v Speaker 1>got to be a big boy about that. But I

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<v Speaker 1>think we're the first number one show to ever get canceled.

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<v Speaker 1>Colbert said he was told by CBS they were getting

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<v Speaker 1>out of Late Night because it's no longer profitable. He

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<v Speaker 1>called it surprising. I'll editorialize here I have brought us

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<v Speaker 1>up in the past. Well, then why did they renew

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor Tomlinson at twelve thirty That was announced as a

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<v Speaker 1>renewal and then Taylor said she didn't want to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the story we were told. So A, is

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<v Speaker 1>that story not true? B If it is true that

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<v Speaker 1>they renewed it, and then Taylor said no, thanks, Well

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<v Speaker 1>why would you renew twelve thirty. Were you going to

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<v Speaker 1>have a twelve thirty show with a no. Eleven thirty show,

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<v Speaker 1>or were you going to move after midnight to be

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<v Speaker 1>before midnight? None of that makes sense. Steven Colbert said,

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<v Speaker 1>I can understand why people would have that reaction because

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<v Speaker 1>CBS or the parent corporation. I'm not going to say

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<v Speaker 1>who made that decision, because I don't know. No one's

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<v Speaker 1>ever going to tell us decided to cut a check

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<v Speaker 1>for sixteen million dollars to the President of the United

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<v Speaker 1>States over a lawsuit that their own lawyers, Paramount's own

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<v Speaker 1>lawyers said is completely without merit, and it's self evident

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<v Speaker 1>that this is damaging to the reputation of the network,

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<v Speaker 1>the corporation, and the news division. So it's unclear to

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<v Speaker 1>me why anyone would do that other than the Curry

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<v Speaker 1>favor with a single individual. Wow, he is not pulling

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<v Speaker 1>his punches here, Colbert said, if people have theories that

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<v Speaker 1>associate me with that, it's a reasonable thing to think

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<v Speaker 1>because CBS or the corporation clearly did it once. But

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<v Speaker 1>my side of the street is clean, and I have

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<v Speaker 1>no interest in picking up a broom or adding to

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<v Speaker 1>refuse on the other side of the street, not my problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Colbert says he has a great relationship with CBS. It's

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<v Speaker 1>one of the reasons why this was so surprising and

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<v Speaker 1>so shocking that there was no preamble to this, budgets

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<v Speaker 1>and everything like that. We've done cuts and stuff like that,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's why it was surprising to me, as I said,

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<v Speaker 1>But I meant what I said on air the next

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<v Speaker 1>night after I found out, because I couldn't sit on it.

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<v Speaker 1>They've been great partners, they really have. They've been very supportive.

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<v Speaker 1>It took us six to nine months to find our

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<v Speaker 1>legs before people watched the show. We didn't quite figure

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<v Speaker 1>out what we wanted to do. It didn't come fully

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<v Speaker 1>assembled out of the box the way the Colbert Report did.

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<v Speaker 1>And they stood by us and they were very supportive,

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<v Speaker 1>and they gave us what we needed and we found

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<v Speaker 1>it and we delivered for them what we wanted. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to do a good job, he said. There is

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<v Speaker 1>a sense of relief that he might not have to

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<v Speaker 1>put the snorkel on and get into the sewer every day.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't know how they're going to land the plane,

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<v Speaker 1>but he wants to do it gracefully. GQ's opener, house

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<v Speaker 1>work super normal, Colbert said, strangely, everything is normal because

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<v Speaker 1>the show is never normal. I've got nine months of

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<v Speaker 1>shows to do. I can't be thinking about it ending

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<v Speaker 1>in May. I've got to think about the show on Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>So when you say has the show perfectly normal? Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't that normal. And I had to tell everybody

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<v Speaker 1>at the show was ending. But the next Monday I

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<v Speaker 1>had to do a show. Steven, does nine months feel

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<v Speaker 1>like a long time or a short time? Colbert said?

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<v Speaker 1>The end has a discernible shape, but it still seems

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<v Speaker 1>a long way away. Seems like I got feisty here.

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<v Speaker 1>As for that discernible shape, GQ, can you describe that shape?

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<v Speaker 1>Colbert said? The image I have as a man walking

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<v Speaker 1>towards me in the dusk, and he's got something in

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<v Speaker 1>his hand. I don't know whether it's a knife or

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<v Speaker 1>an ice cream cone, but he is asking me if

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like a lick. Now, this is a transcript. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know exactly what Colbert's tone was here, but this

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<v Speaker 1>is interesting, GQ said, I can't tell if this is

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<v Speaker 1>a bit or if this is real. Colbert, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you talking about? Why would this be a bit. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, it's hard to tell whether things are real

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<v Speaker 1>or a bit. Sometimes to me, every day you have

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<v Speaker 1>to come up with a bit about something that was real.

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<v Speaker 1>So after a while it's hard to tell what's a

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<v Speaker 1>bit and what's real because you see other people engaging

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<v Speaker 1>in performative behavior all the time, and it's hard to

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<v Speaker 1>know if they're sincere about it. And at a certain

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<v Speaker 1>point it doesn't matter if they're sincere about it because

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<v Speaker 1>their behavior has an effect. Interesting again, the interview. I

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<v Speaker 1>know I'm going along here, but the interview continues to

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<v Speaker 1>seemingly go sideways. GQ. You've been attaching your mouth to

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<v Speaker 1>the exhaust pipe of news for I don't know. And

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<v Speaker 1>then there's a dash and Colbert's answer is that sounds

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<v Speaker 1>vaguely suicidal. You've been running your car in the closed

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<v Speaker 1>garage of media for twenty years. Or you're getting a

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<v Speaker 1>little woozy. Yeah, I'm getting a little woozy. Listen, It's

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<v Speaker 1>possible that George Cheeks, who was at the time the

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<v Speaker 1>co CEO of Paramount, saved my life. I'll get a

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<v Speaker 1>little oxygen back into my brain. I love what we

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<v Speaker 1>do and I love the grind. You can only do

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<v Speaker 1>one of these shows, do the jokes every night, year

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<v Speaker 1>after the year, for twenty years if you give a

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<v Speaker 1>damn at all about what you're talking about. And I do,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's a sense of relief that I might not

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<v Speaker 1>have put on the storkel. All right, let me pick

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<v Speaker 1>up more on that tomorrow. A heck of a lot

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<v Speaker 1>more there. Via TMZ. THEO Vaughn once against addressed the

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<v Speaker 1>Department of Homeland Security using a video of him to

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<v Speaker 1>promote deportations. THEO told guest Andrew Santino, it was scary

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<v Speaker 1>seeing how much hate THEO god After the promo video

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<v Speaker 1>made its rounds. THEO points out the government chair of

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<v Speaker 1>the clip not long after Charlie Kirk was murdered, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was therefore paranoid. Sindju Post has a transcript. They

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<v Speaker 1>have it as Santino saying, talk about pulling that out

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<v Speaker 1>of context. They're so good at that, dude. They just

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<v Speaker 1>took something that had nothing to do with something else.

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<v Speaker 1>You're making a joke and they're like, he's our spokesperson.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, what, I didn't sign up for that, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>THEO then talked about being paranoid following the Charlie Kirk murder. THEO,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I started getting real paranoid at home. I

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<v Speaker 1>was paranoid about the show. If there could be somebody

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<v Speaker 1>in the audience, you know. The conversation then talks to

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<v Speaker 1>THEO Vaughan's Netflix special taping, which sources who are there

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<v Speaker 1>say didn't go so well. THEO said, yeah, so that

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<v Speaker 1>was happening. And then there were just too many cooks

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<v Speaker 1>in the kitchen on the set, and then during it,

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<v Speaker 1>it was all kind of too much, I think to

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<v Speaker 1>get the show off as best as I could, and

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<v Speaker 1>I left there thinking I couldn't remember where the next

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<v Speaker 1>joke kind of went more from that. In the upcoming

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<v Speaker 1>day's full hour interview there and they talked about a

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<v Speaker 1>whole bunch of things. The New York Post had a

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<v Speaker 1>feisty story involving Leslie Jones. This took place at the

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<v Speaker 1>SNL fiftieth anniversary celebration. Apparently there was some director that

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't like, Leslie told Vulture's Good One podcast. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, I don't like him. He comes over to me,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, I don't like him, she says. The

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<v Speaker 1>director said that he wanted a photo with Leslie and

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<v Speaker 1>that Paul Rudd was going to take the picture. She says,

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<v Speaker 1>Paul Rudd sees that I don't like him, so Paul's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm enjoying this, and the guy goes, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>take a picture with you. I'm not taking a picture

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<v Speaker 1>with you. You're a piece of crap. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to take a picture with you. Rud snapped the photo.

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<v Speaker 1>Jones said, I wanted to kill him. Get your hand

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<v Speaker 1>off me. Jones revealed that her hatred of the man,

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<v Speaker 1>who she has described as a narcissistic penis head, that

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<v Speaker 1>her hatred peaked after he wouldn't leave her following a

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<v Speaker 1>long day on set back in February. On the Tore podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>Leslie said, the guy who would direct to some SNL

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<v Speaker 1>pieces was an fing a hole And I don't give

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<v Speaker 1>an f If you see this, you still are probably

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<v Speaker 1>an fing d head, an e fing narcissistic d head.

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<v Speaker 1>He was just one of the white boys that thought

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<v Speaker 1>he was doing Shakespeare. No, this is an effing sketch

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<v Speaker 1>and you're not funny and you're not creating anything beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just being an a hole with this tedious fing s.

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<v Speaker 1>Leslie talked about being on the cast. He said, there's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be good times, there's going to be bad times,

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<v Speaker 1>there's going to be stressful times. It's any job now.

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<v Speaker 1>SNL is a big stress Yes, it's mentally and physically hard.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why you gotta be ready when you go in there,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's a foundation, it's a machine, it's an institution.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing I had to realize is like, oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to be able to change SNL. Matt Wright

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<v Speaker 1>is upset with the airlines. He posted on social media

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<v Speaker 1>to Air Canada, F you. I hate your guts. So

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<v Speaker 1>your website crashes and won't allow me to check in,

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<v Speaker 1>So upon arrival to the airport, I'm told, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>weren't checked in on time. We can't give you a

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<v Speaker 1>boarding pass because of your website. Absolutely nothing stopping me

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<v Speaker 1>from making it onto the plane, Plenty of time to

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<v Speaker 1>make it to the gate, not even an issue. You

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<v Speaker 1>just won't let the person who bought a ticket get

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<v Speaker 1>their ticket because of your system. Go f yourself, never

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<v Speaker 1>flying with y'all again, and I hope nobody does. Around

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<v Speaker 1>three hours later, the airline replied, Hey, Matt, sorry about

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<v Speaker 1>your experience. The issue you've encountered was not caused by

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<v Speaker 1>our website. Please dm us and be happy to have

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<v Speaker 1>a conversation about the issue. Apparently Matt Rife has gotten

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<v Speaker 1>into it with the airlines before. One report says in

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty three, Matt Rife posted on X how long

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<v Speaker 1>is too long? A rose flight attendants in my new

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<v Speaker 1>show now. During Matt's Netflix comedy special Natural Selection, there

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<v Speaker 1>was a lengthy segment on flight attendants who insist on

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<v Speaker 1>enforcing the rules? Is that a bad thing? You realize

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<v Speaker 1>we're in a middle tube five miles high? That segment

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<v Speaker 1>was not reviewed well. A review in Cracked magazine said

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<v Speaker 1>the most off putting segment of the specials is less

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<v Speaker 1>bit a long time tried about a flight attendant who

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<v Speaker 1>assisted Rife Stowe's bag under the seat. It's a long

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<v Speaker 1>story that starts out defensive and then gets more defensive. Yeah, dude, Stull,

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<v Speaker 1>your bag, relax, dude. Rolling Stone said Rife is a

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<v Speaker 1>garden variety strain of American contempt, cheap, lazy, and sure

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<v Speaker 1>to fine broad agreement. Vulture called the flight of attendant

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<v Speaker 1>rants unfunny, saying it notably lacks the kind of humorous

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<v Speaker 1>reframing or conscious construction that would make any of it

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<v Speaker 1>into material if it'd given more thought to it. The

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<v Speaker 1>realization that he comes off as an enormous a hole

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<v Speaker 1>might have been an exciting opportunity to twist the story

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<v Speaker 1>in new directions. At the thirty one to two Comedy

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<v Speaker 1>Festival in Chicago today seven o'clock stand up on the

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<v Speaker 1>Spot at Downtown and John goblecon he's at Zani's Downtown

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<v Speaker 1>at nine point fifteen. Prince Harry I talk about him

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<v Speaker 1>all the time on the Palace Intrigue podcast. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if you heard about form MILLI. Prince Andrew boy,

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<v Speaker 1>me busy while watching football Sunday. I think I spent

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<v Speaker 1>about six hours writing Prince Andrew's scripts while also watching

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<v Speaker 1>football and absolutely crushing listener Scott Beckett in the football pool.

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<v Speaker 1>I warned him when he invited me. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>good at football picks. And now Scott Beckett has seen

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<v Speaker 1>the light I'm happy to take his money. I digress.

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<v Speaker 1>Hassan Minaj has a podcast. Yeah, I totally forgot this

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<v Speaker 1>was a thing. First of all, I totally forgot that

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<v Speaker 1>Hassan Minhaj was out there, you know, doing stuff. Apparently

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<v Speaker 1>he's got a podcast. Boy, he would have been the

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<v Speaker 1>digress again. Prince Harry was on Hassan Minhaj's podcast. Hassan

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<v Speaker 1>reaction as well. Columnist Roba Shutter said Harry's team didn't

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<v Speaker 1>vet Hassan Minhaj before agreeing to the appearance. A Hollywood

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<v Speaker 1>publicist told Shutter's website, Harry walked into this blind. His

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<v Speaker 1>attempted an American accent, joking about ordering breadsticks with ranch

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<v Speaker 1>at Applebee's, which actually sounds pretty tasty. Last week, the

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<v Speaker 1>hockey players on the Seattle Crack End dressed up as

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<v Speaker 1>Adam Sandler characters. They went to go see Adam Sandler's

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<v Speaker 1>stand up comedy tour. One of the Fords and the

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<v Speaker 1>One of the defensemen and two Fords were the iconic

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<v Speaker 1>white cutoff cable knit sweaters from Billy Madison. Sandler came

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<v Speaker 1>a sign Jersey. Sandler posted on his Instagram account and

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<v Speaker 1>called the outfits by the hockey players hilarious. Netflix will

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<v Speaker 1>have that documentary about Eddie Murphy next week November twelve.

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<v Speaker 1>The trailer's out. The whole thing is called Being Eddie.

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<v Speaker 1>In Being Eddie, Eddie Murphy himself opens up his home

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<v Speaker 1>and heart, reflects on a career that captivated multiple generations,

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<v Speaker 1>I think AI wrote that sentence. Captivate is a word

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<v Speaker 1>that AI loves to use anyway. Featuring a star studded

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<v Speaker 1>lineup of fellow comedians and industry peers, including Chris Rock,

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<v Speaker 1>Dave Chappelle who's just back from the Riod Comedy Festival,

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<v Speaker 1>Jerry Seinfeld, and Kevin Hart who also performed at the

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<v Speaker 1>Riod Comedy Festival. Not sure if they talk about that

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<v Speaker 1>in this documentary, Probably not, would be my guess. Being

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie explores how Eddie Murphy navigated fame, stayed grounded, and

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<v Speaker 1>remained at the top of his game for over four decades.

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<v Speaker 1>The documentary is expected to explore Eddie's deep relationship with

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<v Speaker 1>his late brother Charlie, who passed away in twenty seventeen.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been that long. I remember doing an episode about that. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>The doc also features footage from Murphy's days on SNL,

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<v Speaker 1>which were great. I was having a conversation with one

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<v Speaker 1>of my students the other day, who's a big fan

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<v Speaker 1>of SNL. Now the Eddie Murphy years or well before

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<v Speaker 1>his time. I mean I was a teenager then, So

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<v Speaker 1>hopefully he'll watch this and appreciate them. Now here's a premise.

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<v Speaker 1>This thing promoting the Eddie Murphy documentary says there would

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<v Speaker 1>be no Kevin Hart, Dave Chappelle, Trevor Noah, or Adam

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<v Speaker 1>Sandler without Eddie Murphy. So do we have Eddie Murphy

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<v Speaker 1>to blame for all these horrible, horrible movies? That's terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to like Eddie Murphy being Eddie. Netflix, November twelve.

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<v Speaker 1>Pete Davidson and Ella Pernell have signed on to star

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<v Speaker 1>to save the future of humanity. The only problem is

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<v Speaker 1>they've just had their first date and now they hate

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<v Speaker 1>each other, which sounds like it would actually be I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not being a jokey here. That would be a good

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<v Speaker 1>Adam Sandler role. He'd be really good at that. Pete

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<v Speaker 1>Davidson in that role, I'll tell you right now, that's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be terrible. Write that down. That's gonna be one

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<v Speaker 1>of the comedy stock Market picks on Friday. Pete's not

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<v Speaker 1>going to be good in that role. Adam Sandler, the

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<v Speaker 1>great dramatic actor, he could nail that. And you may

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<v Speaker 1>recall yesterday I was like, Eh, I'm not gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>about Amy Schumer's weight loss, and you've been sitting around

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<v Speaker 1>about it. Well, I will talk about it now. Amy

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<v Speaker 1>Schumer posted on Instagram she was wearing a black and

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<v Speaker 1>white Valentino dress. Amy posted, I'm feeling strong and like myself.

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<v Speaker 1>promoting or thinking for lifting all the endometriosis out of

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<v Speaker 1>my body. In the photos, Amy Schumer poses around the

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<v Speaker 1>house in a split black and white neat length dress

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<v Speaker 1>with a plunging neckline and black pointed to pumps. In

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<v Speaker 1>one of the photos, she also wears a silky, pale

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<v Speaker 1>pink dress and posed in a lounge chair. You've heard

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<v Speaker 1>me say this before. Every now and then, Amy Schumer

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<v Speaker 1>wants us to talk about her, so okay, we will.

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<v Speaker 1>Glad you're looking great and feeling great, and that's your

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