Speaker 1: In the year twenty seven fourteen, a new squad of
Opera Davis was chosen by the College of Illusion. These
fools promptly went on to frustrate their DM at every opportunity. Today,
still working together because really, who else would work with them?
They survive as adventurers of fortune. If you have a problem,
if no one else can help, and if you can
find them, maybe you can hire the Second Breakfast Club.
Speaker 2: Tony Kinney as Eddie.
Speaker 3: Falzoni, Jess Owen as a deer a Glow, Michael Cole
as Urag and.
Speaker 4: Jesse Wicks as Bill Crilliance.
Speaker 3: Nico Rodriguez as your DM.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the continuing tales of a Fool's Quest.
Speaker 3: When last we left our heroes, they were navigating their
way through the city of Townsville, where they had met
the Gangreen Gang, the Rowdy Rough Boys Mojo Jojo, and
heard of an escape plan that they were uncovering. As
they were traveling, as the fools do, they decided not
to be distracted by anything and any sub potential side quests,
and instead focused on the main mission at hand, which
was to find the basement. So, in true fool fashion,
they did the dishes, and they talked with the goblins
for the Gangreen Gang pushed over a shelf onto mister
Green and caused some absolute chaos before finding their way
to the bottom floor, the sub floor below level one.
As it went down there, they navigated their way through
a large pile of garbage, found a safe, open the
safe using just their intuition on how to use code.
Very brilliant of them, and once inside, Eddie the Brave
Soul found the infinite page of abduration, which he then
gathered put in his pack safely, and then turned around
to leave, only to be confronted by the omnipresent echoing
voice of the creature that lives under the under the
first floor what the locals have begun to refer to
as him.
Speaker 5: That's a lovely home you have, Yes, I like to
think of it as a graveyard as well.
Speaker 2: Low of dead bodies in here.
Speaker 6: Yes, everyone that comes to see.
Speaker 4: Well, the acoustics are great.
Speaker 6: We just came to scroll.
Speaker 2: Did you like break the mirror walk on our ladder?
Speaker 7: It's just unlucky, Oh silly be I'm to say any
unwelcome guests that come here, I kill them.
Speaker 2: Well, like you just said, we're guests of the prison,
you know, not really up to us.
Speaker 6: So oh, I.
Speaker 2: Think that counts as welcome. Mm hmm.
Speaker 6: So what what gifts did you bring me?
Speaker 2: Gift? Yes, this is your birthday.
Speaker 6: It's always my birthday.
Speaker 2: What would your patron think of this? Huh?
Speaker 6: Oh? I I don't know. I haven't talked to my
patron in so low.
Speaker 8: Your patron is my patron.
Speaker 6: It's the devil.
Speaker 2: Which one bang directly like from winter?
Speaker 9: Or you don't have to tell me what you brought me.
I'll figure it out on my own. I love unwrapping presents.
Speaker 2: Do here now, guys, I think it's time to go.
I did bring you this. Uh. I don't know what
kind of fella you are, but this is a This
is a rough place.
Speaker 8: I know it can be tough to hold on to
things in a place like this without them getting broken. Right, happy,
I have just the thing for a fella like you
stuck in a place like this for a long time.
What is it?
Speaker 2: It's a fork. It'll never break, indestructible.
Speaker 6: Oh, I will love that.
Speaker 2: I knew it. That's why I brought it.
Speaker 6: Hmm. You know, leave the fork on the safe where
you are and then we can play a game.
Speaker 5: Well, game instead of me killing you out right, I
want to see how quickly you can get to the
ladder without touching any of my precious chemical acts not chemic.
Speaker 8: Well, how do I recognize chemical acts?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 9: Positioned around where you're located are eight large fire hoses.
Speaker 6: Let me put the spotlights on them.
Speaker 3: And spotlights start clearing up around the place, and you
can see giant fire hoses and they're all manned by
these little robot drones. And him says, they are going.
Speaker 6: To spray at you as you run for a ladder.
I don't know what letter you're going to go for,
so we will all find out together.
Speaker 2: What if we don't want to play that game?
Speaker 6: Oh, of course you want to play, or I'll just
kill you.
Speaker 2: How would you go about that with.
Speaker 6: My weapons? Of course?
Speaker 2: Weapons? Huh yes, my friend's starbarugh weapons. I've even got
this and I'm gonna pull out my stuff.
Speaker 6: Oh that will make a lovely addition to my collection.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, you can have the fork or nothing.
Speaker 6: I'll keep the fork. If you play the game, you.
Speaker 2: Can keep the fork or nothing.
Speaker 6: Oh I'm keeping the fork either way.
Speaker 8: No, what keep I'm keeping the fork, and I'm gonna
I'm gonna put the fork away.
Speaker 2: Fork's off the table.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, I think it's probably time to run.
Speaker 3: And one of the hoses starts like like you can
see water starts like dripping out of it slowly and
then faster and then faster, and it starts spraying out
directly toward the safe.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna look at you, said their man by like
world rons. Huh. I'm gonna look at the one closest
to me and attempt to just chuck one of my
throwing symbols at the drone and see if I can
knock it off.
Speaker 3: Use a volley seven A seven so volley has options
for when you don't quite hit ten. I think one
is a reduction in AMMO.
Speaker 2: One is putting yourself in dangerous.
Speaker 4: I'll reduce the am I'll all lose one of my.
Speaker 3: Thanks how many so I have four of them? You
have four of them, so you go down to three?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: So it it hits it and the drones goes in
follic off and the hose starts flailing all over and
shoots up towards the ceiling and then shoots down towards
the ground, and you can see just this chemical X right,
and it's just making the old construction material equipment start
to like move and reanimate and do weird bizarre things.
Stuff starts growing out of it, Mushrooms start to appear
from the ceiling. A stone gets up on two legs
and starts walking away as this fire hose is shooting
this chemical act everywhere, and him is like.
Speaker 6: Oh you didn't one of my Sonnit is distracted.
Speaker 3: This is better, right, None of it seems to have
increased your level of peril right now, you're still in
the same amount of peril.
Speaker 10: Now you said this place was laid out like a
warehouse type.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 11: So as I'm still a panda, I'm going to follow
the host toward the wall to see where it's attached. Okay, Jesse,
real quick, roll your damage for that. I see if
you like actually destroyed the drone or if you just
knocked it off? Four four damage is it?
Speaker 3: That's exactly how much health the drone has.
Speaker 4: That's wonderful because that's the most I can do throwing.
Speaker 3: Some all right, So you got you destroyed one of
the drones, so it falls to the ground and the
hose actually sprays on it as it falls and it
explodes into a bunch of little droney pieces. Ohag, make
your discerned realities thirteen thirteen. Okay, So, yeah, so Adira
is running with you, and she's jumping over stuff and
super flexible. And you can see as she's running, the
light passes over a part of the wall and you
can see like one of those giant firemen water things
where you have like multiple hose entrances there. And above
it though, is a big metal vat with just a
big label that says chemical X on it. And yeah,
you can see that there are eight hoses attached to
this thing.
Speaker 10: Okay, is there like one main cutoff belt that I
can discern?
Speaker 3: Uh, not from where you're looking at, but probably on
the backside of it. You'd imagine.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'll keep looking.
Speaker 3: All right, So you got to make your way. You're
going to make your way toward that part. So you're
going to start running toward that. Eddie and Adira, what
are you two doing.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna grab up one of the construction tarfs that's
laying around and like Tomlin and run.
Speaker 2: Wait, there's ladders. Yeah, there were.
Speaker 3: Ladders like the ladder you climb down on. Yeah, there
are several around that will take you to different spots,
so you can either run back toward the one you
were going for or go for a different one.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna run to the one that's nearest where they'll
kill the drone.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yep, that's doable. That's not the original one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's fine.
Speaker 8: Run towards the nearest one there with the tarf and
just try to chuck it over the drone.
Speaker 2: Okay, and the hose and everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're running and do that. Let's do dexterity
for running through the trash as well as throwing something. Wow. Yeah,
so that happens exactly the way you want. What's the
end goal of that?
Speaker 8: Just to just disable him, get him busy, maybe splash
him with the stuff while he's under there.
Speaker 3: The other drone a different drone, no, the one.
Speaker 8: That I got under the but they get the hose
in those drone and everything. Just chuck it all so
maybe it'll splash on them.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's like a second one, so because not
the one.
Speaker 10: If it's like a fire hose doesn't have a cut
off the fell at the end of the hose.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, but they're using that like where they're at
at the end is what they're using to shoot it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that valve so is what the drums is doing.
So that's what Tony's chucking the the thing at Ye.
You throw it up perfectly and you can turn into
a giant tarp airplane and you can toss it, flies
up and sprawl the sprawls out like a parachute, covers
the drone and it shoots him with the chemical X
and and the tarp like wraps him up and seals
him like cellophane, and you hear him scrunch. And then
the hose just shuts off. No I well, I mean
it starts spilling it up like a water balloon, but
you know it's not getting outside anymore, all right. And
then Adira, I'm gonna jump on that hose. That's like
playling around to try to get that under control. Okay,
it's going to be a strength check for that crank
her specialty.
Speaker 8: Yike, those two out oneske the second role was not
so all right.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so you run up to grab the hose
and just as you go to grab it, it reels
back like a snake and sprays you directly in the face.
Speaker 10: Liquid wild magic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does five points of damage to you. I'm
going to need a D six roll from you. Adira
A five, Okay, so that didn't sound good. So one
thing about chemical X is when it comes into contact
with a bio chemical you know, yeah, a creature creature
moving tissue, it can have a wild reaction. Some say
it gives them superpowers. Other times it can cause deformities.
And what happens to you at Dera with A five
is that that hits your knees. And once that chemical
X hits your knees, it gives you the ability to
jump really high, like a magic ability. Unfortunately, it also
made your knees bend the other way, so now your
legs look like insect legs bent at the knee the
opposite way, giving you that springy jump. And so you
actually were not prepared for that, and you fall down
from the little platform where the drone was shooting the
fire hose and fall to the ground. You already got
your damage. You're five points of damage, so I'm not
going to give you any more damage, but you got
knocked down and your legs are now backwards. Now you're
going to have to try and figure out how to
walk real quick. You can jump twice as far as.
Speaker 2: You used to be able to take cat yeah, but
you'll take fall damage.
Speaker 10: That's uh.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: Now, We've got six guys with fire hoses. They are
all going to turn, and I've got four of you.
Actually two of them are going to be out of range,
I think for most of you now. So there's one
each that's going to fire, one at Bill and one
at Eddie. The one at Bill is a miss. The
one at Eddie is a miss. There's two that see
Rag going for the tanks and they turn to shoot
at him. That is a hit, which can be one
AM for nine points of damage. So that does do
damage to you. Then, all right, then I need a
D six roll.
Speaker 8: For people's growth ticals. We'll just convinced the gang Green
Gang even more.
Speaker 4: And listen, you have no idea, he said it. I've
been sitting over here trying to figure out how the
fuck I'm gonna lie here into leaving her legs or
the right.
Speaker 3: So for it too. It gives you the temporary ability
to fly. It hits you on the back, and out
of your back grows your own fleshy cake, something you
cannot stop from growing. This cake just grows and grows
and extends down to the ground, wrapping all around you.
And you feel that you've got this ability now, like
you could totally fly around without any issues. The problem is,
while you were running to the vat to turn it off,
you had stepped off the ground lightly, and now you're
just hovering in the air, and you don't have any
way to push off to create any kind of force,
So you're just hovering there, growing this cape out of
your back.
Speaker 2: Well, there's something you don't see every day.
Speaker 4: Okay, you flap your cape, grab it slap the sound
effect when the Trtoon character runs off the edge of
a click.
Speaker 3: And the other one shoots the fire hose over at
Adeira but also misses. They did not do well on
their roles. All right, it is back. I think I
think that Bill was the one who led us with us,
Bill slash Ray. So, Billy Ray, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: I hate this? So Adie's over there, he just disabled
another drone. Adira's back with Wagan jumping everywhere, disgusting. I'm
going nowhere near that abomination. I'm just gonna.
Speaker 10: I'm a panda with a flish cape, so that I saw.
Speaker 4: Where Rag was going though, right as I was going
for the tank. Yeah, I think I'm gonna try and
go shut it off, cure see if I can finally
shout out for it.
Speaker 10: I had a good idea, I just didn't get very far.
Speaker 4: Okay, weird dumbo. So I'm gonna sprint for the tank.
But I'm also gonna look at Eddie and shout like, hey,
can you can you block the stuff with the page?
Speaker 6: The page has like protection, right, I'm like everything.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna shout as I run by. But then
I'm just gonna make a full blown sprint to try
and get to the the tank. Yeah, I'm gonna just
pull the sybils out to the side, like hoping I
can deflect anything spray to me.
Speaker 6: No no, no, no no no no, not the hair.
Speaker 2: I don't really know.
Speaker 4: I can't buff anybody to hit hard enough for this
to not work. So yeah, I'm just gonna sprint for it.
Am I able to get up to it?
Speaker 3: Make your dexterity?
Speaker 10: Dexterity?
Speaker 4: Everything is that?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 4: Seven? Mm hmm?
Speaker 3: Okay, no, no, all right. With a seven, you can
either get up to it and be able to turn
it off, but there is going to be a leak
that sprays chemical X at you just as you're shutting
off the belt, or you're not able to get to it.
You actually run smack dab into ou rag and thrust
him toward it so he'll be able to get to
it on his next turn. But then you take damage
from the flesh cape around you.
Speaker 4: I'm getting sprayed on. What the fuck? No, shot, not
going near that thing. For as a matter of fact,
as I rung by you, raq, I just look at You're.
Speaker 6: Disgusting, disgusting cross pandam with a squirrel.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, so you go running by him, you
get to the valve, you start turning it off, and
it a bit of chemical X just shoots out right
into your face. Well actually, yeah, no, we're doing face.
We're doing face.
Speaker 4: That's fine.
Speaker 3: Actually do high low low one, two, three is going
to be face. Four or five, six is going to
be body.
Speaker 2: High crop.
Speaker 3: Oh so just roll a dye, yeah, roll a die one. Okay,
So that smashes you right in the face face.
Speaker 4: Luckily I have windshield wipe fluid perpetually you.
Speaker 3: Do, unfortunately for you, the superpower that it gives. Just
as you finished closing it, this stuff sprays right in
your face. You get a splash of chemical X and
you open your eyes. After wiping, the chemic collects away
from it, and you have cyclops with burning eye lasers
that shoot forward. It reflects off the thing, so it
doesn't blast open the chemical acts compound thing, but it
starts snapping other things, shooting through other melting like the
most you know, construction workers stuff, smelting parts.
Speaker 2: Of the wall.
Speaker 6: Close your fucking eyes, though, so.
Speaker 4: I could tell the lasers are coming from big Yeah.
Speaker 3: Don't see if it's it's right, bright red coming out
of your eyes. Your whole vision is red. I'll close
my eyes without and you're blind.
Speaker 4: Hey, you're right. Come, come, putting the top of your
cape next to my eyes has to go.
Speaker 3: You hear him say, Oh, isn't this funny?
Speaker 6: You're doing this so well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, looks like I can get putched biting your camera
to leact.
Speaker 6: That's correct. You didn't all that, your friends did?
Speaker 12: You won the game.
Speaker 6: You're free to go if you leave me the fork.
Speaker 2: Well, my friends here, give them the fork, Eddie.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm not stopping them, amn't I.
Speaker 2: I don't want this panda to have a cap.
Speaker 6: Oh I think it's dashing.
Speaker 2: Well I don't. How do we get rid of that's?
Speaker 6: Oh I don't know. I'm no chemical expert, no chemical
X expert.
Speaker 2: Okay, don't yourself. Well, how did you get this chemical X?
Speaker 8: Is that?
Speaker 2: Just get down here?
Speaker 6: Oh? Yes, it was next to the other beds sugar
and spice and everything nice and what.
Speaker 8: You just hang around and talk to people out of
the walls. You want to come out, let us bopy
in the in the nose?
Speaker 6: Oh you want me to come out?
Speaker 12: Sure?
Speaker 2: Oh? I did.
Speaker 6: I make you sneeze?
Speaker 4: I'm allergic to bullshit?
Speaker 2: All right, come on, let's get out of this.
Speaker 10: I'm trying to get acclimated to.
Speaker 4: The Someone hold my hand. I'm gonna grab out of
the flash pape. I have a seeing eye panda.
Speaker 10: I can't go anywhere.
Speaker 2: He's just floating. I'll push you, guys, I'll grab Bill's
other hand and guide him while he pulls.
Speaker 13: Correct, you're a blanket with a fucking panda balloon, right,
it's Carnival like a.
Speaker 4: Much less cool spawn.
Speaker 14: Eddy, help us out her buddy. Yeah, well grab I'm
a lead bill. While he pulls a rag on, I'm
just kind of bouncing off the jumps like a cricket.
Speaker 10: I will finally get a glimpse of what happened to
a deer. Those are different.
Speaker 2: Use a grasshopper with those.
Speaker 3: Bill doesn't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 10: Rub him together and make noise.
Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about, but whatever it is,
it didn't happen. She's fine. I'm gonna just push rag
up boards and use him to float away.
Speaker 8: But I'll get dizzy and panda pop on you pan
of poop. There's reasons pants don't fly. I don't have
anything to do with pandas.
Speaker 10: Bamboo does terrible things to your innerds.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of fiber, all right, So backup we go.
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of the way, it's time to dive back into the foolishness,
all right. So you guys get back up to the ladder,
Eddie and Adira leading the way as Adira tries to
walk with her new legs. And yeah, you get to
the stairs. You make your way back up the stairs
to I assume you weren't going to the other places, right,
you just wanted to go to the one you came through. Yeah, okay,
So you go back to the kitchen, climb up through
the secret hatch, and the cans of beats are still
on the floor all around you, and you get back up.
You close the seal behind you. Nope, no, you leave
it open, all right, okay, and.
Speaker 2: Then what do you do? Are any of the goblins
still around?
Speaker 3: No, they had left to go do what you would pull?
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 8: Then I want to go back to our little spot
that we chase someone out of because they're scared pandas,
And I'm going to pull out that that scroll.
Speaker 2: And start taking a look.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, you pull off the scroll and there there's
a different spell for the abjurations that show up every
day on the scroll on the top half. On the
second half of the scroll, you can you wose to
activate this scroll for one minute, which makes you immune
and invulnerable to all types of damage for one minute.
That's pretty mighty, but then the scroll goes blank for
the rest of the day once it's used.
Speaker 8: I feel like all these warlocks have a pretty good
chance of escaping if we don't do something about that.
Speaker 2: I don't know how they're gonna get through the water,
but if they can get their magic back, that won't
be an issue. So I think we.
Speaker 8: Should try to stop that. It seems to me that
the rowdy rough boys with the sigils and him who
told them about the sigils are the key to the
whole thing happening, wouldn't you say?
Speaker 4: Probably? Hey, are there sunglasses around here?
Speaker 8: So here's what I think we need to do. I
think we can set the gang green boys against him
just by letting him know that him has been lurking
in the back of the kitchen. Get them to tie
each other up anyway while we handle the rowdy rough boys,
and then uh, I don't know, Bill, maybe you can
go like wink at Mojo JoJo's.
Speaker 2: Thing or whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you just point me at it, I'll look.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can take a peek, right, Am I looking
at it?
Speaker 2: Yet? A bill at it?
Speaker 4: Just tell me when? So, hey, you think if we
steal a strainer from the kitchen, I could make like
a a disco depth.
Speaker 2: Just let's find some mirrors, smash him up.
Speaker 10: Dough blossom.
Speaker 2: The start.
Speaker 3: By the way, the abduration spell, I was just looking
it up that you have for the day. So the
abduration spell that shows today on the infinite scroll of
abduration is forbiddence. It is a spell that you can
cast on an area for this. It will last up
to four hours and will block any kind of teleporting
in or out in a one thousand square foot area.
Speaker 8: This town's still bigger than that, probably, huh yeah, yeahine,
A thousand square feet's not very big.
Speaker 2: No, but big enough?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, A thousand square feet is like the
size of my house, the top floor.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to copy that down in my spell
book anyway.
Speaker 3: Okay, so what you're doing, well, you're copying that. Who's
doing what?
Speaker 8: We've still got some time because Rowdy hasn't gotten this yet.
He's gonna come get us before they move.
Speaker 10: So or we could just go ahead and we could
go out and let the warden know what's going on inside,
maybe get some back up. Yeah, let's let them handle
the prisoners.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I argue out with much about it.
Speaker 10: We got our page reason, just get the fuck out
of here, mission accomplished.
Speaker 2: Party, that's true. But then there's what five warlocks that
are going to get loose?
Speaker 11: Pineapples mineapple?
Speaker 10: Well, I mean if we let them know what their
plans are, they can head that whole thing off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, if we see it. I was gonna say,
if we if we destroy their escape plan, seal this
up so they don't know how to get downstairs and
get kind of glects to help them break out, either,
if that could potentially help.
Speaker 10: Them, If everybody necessary goes downstairs.
Speaker 4: The guards maybe can come in and do something to
stop that.
Speaker 2: Is him him as a warlock, I assume yeah, yeah, yeah,
But did the.
Speaker 4: Guards know about him? Because the guards didn't tell us.
Speaker 2: About them, They didn't tell us about him.
Speaker 4: I don't think the guards know him.
Speaker 3: Is here? Patron was bang, that's a pretty big patron.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Couldn't that just mean he's a demon though.
Speaker 2: Or cleric, even his Bain's in the pantheon.
Speaker 4: We're just like super into Batman. I like for the
wrong reasons.
Speaker 2: You know, I was molded by it.
Speaker 4: You were merely sprayed with the chemical lex.
Speaker 8: That was sugar and spice before you were even born. Yeah,
let's uh, let's maybe try to get some.
Speaker 4: Back up, all right. We should probably break the machine
and get rid of some of the ways out of
here first though. Yeah, maybe maybe steal the jars.
Speaker 8: So let's head over back by the entrance and uh,
I'm gonna point Bill at Mojojojo's ten.
Speaker 2: And uh hey, look at that.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna look at it.
Speaker 3: Did you just look at it?
Speaker 6: Look at it?
Speaker 2: I don't want to miss not them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, so you open your eyes and just
fire into this tent like just zap right in. It
blasts through the sheets, It hits the the wall, death
ray and bits of Indie Bank.
Speaker 10: I just blow it out all around you, and.
Speaker 3: Joe and Jojo al come charging out of the tent
freaking out. Jojo got hit a little bit by your
laser eyes and they're they're charging like they're grabbing makeshift
weapons to come.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna I'm just gonna while still staring at
the tent, I'm gonna need you to calm down. I
don't want to have to look at you. I do
need to know if you have any sunglasses. I think
Mojo Jojo is going to attack you. Oh look at
him all right? So yeah, so make a make I
would God, I don't know, like, look, I guess a volley.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a name.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 3: So so you've got your bothery. You're not gonna run
on ammo. So you can't use that, but that that's
gonna do one D ten damage for that blaster.
Speaker 4: Eight.
Speaker 3: Okay, so who did you hit?
Speaker 4: You said Mojo? Your Mojo was the one that was
gonnattack me.
Speaker 3: So there's mo Joe and Jojo Bacon. So Jojo is
the biggest yep, so you hit him for eight?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: He goes down. Yeah, you blazer right through him.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. Please don't make me murder you all.
I will though, Joe.
Speaker 3: You're making me do this, son, he shouts as he
as Joe launches himself.
Speaker 6: That hit you and he misses.
Speaker 3: He's the two Yeah, so he goes and then and
then JoJo's gonna.
Speaker 2: Throw his.
Speaker 3: That's a six. That's a two back to back sixes.
Speaker 4: As they both miss up. Just I cannot make this
anymore clear, laser eyes. I have to try not to
kill you.
Speaker 3: Oh a deer is still glowing. So what are the
rest of you two doing?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 3: The rest of you three?
Speaker 10: Am I still floating around?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You were?
Speaker 3: I mean you can launch yourself off Bill now, Bill
had you.
Speaker 4: You can turn into one of those big trap things
now but it flies here. Well, I'm Batman in the
frontier with a cape.
Speaker 2: What do you want to do?
Speaker 3: Let's terrifying.
Speaker 4: Abup, just stats ship up. You're basically the ship from
the beginning of Balder's Gate.
Speaker 10: I'm an autoloid.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't think we want.
Speaker 10: To engage too much in Townsville, which will just start
making our.
Speaker 4: Way back to He's just he's just trying to reach
the ground to move.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do this way.
Speaker 4: Just momental blowing, real hard. Okay, deer's spinning out of control.
Speaker 10: Old, I almost got this.
Speaker 3: He's so bad at flying deer. Are you attack rag?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think I'm going to attack all right?
Speaker 3: Are you getting Oh? So, Joe is closest for sure,
Oh my god, you got Jojo.
Speaker 2: I could even blow to kill him. He laser right
through it.
Speaker 3: That's a hit.
Speaker 2: That's a hit. Schmack. We cannot make this clearer.
Speaker 3: Six points of damage okay six? Oh wait plus that's seven.
Speaker 11: Sorry, I'm gonna rage.
Speaker 3: So he's still alive, but barely, but barely because he
has hate hit points just like his son. So you
chunk through and that that much damage. You lop off
his left arm, just flat on the ground.
Speaker 2: He's like a.
Speaker 3: And I think that takes us over to Eddie's turn.
Speaker 8: All right, Mo's flailing ineffectively it now Joe is flailing.
Speaker 2: Well, Joe's screaming about his arm. Bill right, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: He had chucked at something at him and missed.
Speaker 8: All right, I'm gonna just bonk him in the head
with the heavenly staff. Better up, I mean, I'm gonna
roll a three.
Speaker 3: So oh well, all right, so he's gonna turn just
pissed that you just tried to bonk him. He dodged
you because he's short. You know, he's the shorter one
of the three, and he's gonna pull out a small
firearm and shoot you.
Speaker 2: Oh shit.
Speaker 3: For six points of damage. She just blast you right
in your.
Speaker 2: Hip special listen here, mister Saturday Night.
Speaker 3: I think that takes us back to Bill, who has
Joe like bleeding all over you, just gushing out arm
blood or shoulder blood.
Speaker 10: Hold out.
Speaker 4: I think I could colorize it.
Speaker 2: It's probably behind.
Speaker 4: I'm going to try and eyeball him in the armhole.
Speaker 3: He's got one hit point less. Hey, that's gonna hit him.
But that puts yourself in danger. So Mojo Jojo is
gonna quickly turn and blast at you as well. That's
a five. That's a five to hit you. You are
invincible at this fight? Are you holding the scroll?
Speaker 2: Did you use it?
Speaker 4: I see the boat bullet fly pass it? Bro, you
need to help your son his tops off.
Speaker 6: It's all going terribly wrong.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so both warlocks, Joe and Jojo are both dead.
Moe is the warlock and he's the ones.
Speaker 4: Still living worth Yeah yeah, I thought they were all three.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they are all three.
Speaker 10: Yep, they're all three.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: I forgot Mojojojo was all three warlocks more than that,
but oh my god.
Speaker 12: Okay, Well, after watching Eddie get shot in the hip,
I snap out of just playing around with this and
uh shape.
Speaker 10: Change into something a little more sturdy.
Speaker 3: Oh right, just like a.
Speaker 4: Stone the type thing still a flesh gape somehow, still
a flesh tape eight and eight. So you get one
at move in that. Yeah, and I'm gonna use that
one move to go ahead and attack this turn, all.
Speaker 3: Right, So you transform and then you leap off and
fly right towards him.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I figure, you know, stone, come down, hit the ground,
hit the ground, running between Eddie and.
Speaker 3: Yeah Mo yet to hit, hate to hit. So you hit,
but he hits you back.
Speaker 4: So he sees you charging and he's gonna use his
gun backstabbers, which is not a whole lot to you.
Speaker 3: So he does nine points of damage to you with
his gun, but you do how much to him?
Speaker 2: Six?
Speaker 3: Six?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: All right, So he's still standing, but he takes a
big brom thing toppling backwards. It falls to the ground,
rolls for a little bit and he's still hold him
onto his gun. But he's hurt for that, and a
dera go attack the big boy. Yeah, mister Mo fourteen
the head does that hit.
Speaker 4: He's got a gun, I got two axes, I got
this five points for damage.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he's got one hit point left. Moe
had twelve hit points. So yeah, so so you chop
with an axe and one of his legs just plops
off because he's laying on the ground.
Speaker 2: He's like ah, and Eddie still holding the gun.
Speaker 4: He is, Yeah, he's the He actually fired it off,
but it wide, you know, when his leg got chopped off,
pulled the trigger one more time, but it shot one of.
Speaker 3: The rough the rowdy rough voice right in the butt.
And yeah, he gets lots of ice cream.
Speaker 10: Get him one of those little donuts to sit.
Speaker 2: Him on the top. I want to staff.
Speaker 3: All right, Hey, it's a nine nine hits, but he's
gonna shoot you as you're running up on him. Seven
points of damage.
Speaker 10: You're meeting mazy.
Speaker 3: There's a gut shot. He just shoots you right in
the stomach.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm done with three hip hops.
Speaker 6: Did you hit him for any damage?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he definitely. Yeah, he only had one hit point,
so it's killing blow.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 8: Yeah, let's go smack him right under the chin and
oh he like a golf club swinging yes down on
the ground.
Speaker 3: Fully knock him unconscious as he continues to bleed out
from Adara's removal of his apendage and take his gun.
All right, do you take the gun? The gun does
one D eight plus one damage, but but it only
has seventeen shots.
Speaker 2: Left for now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he can.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna, you know, walkover. Just be careful to keep
my eyes trained exactly on there like a little camp
where I've already blown everything up, and try and find
but the door to the easy bake oven to see
if the oven glass will block my waister?
Speaker 3: Oh god, it does, does.
Speaker 10: Easy bake over?
Speaker 2: It in front of me?
Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, rack, hold this in front of my face,
just for a second.
Speaker 2: Hold on.
Speaker 4: When he's got a hold of it. While he's holding
that out of the No, you're not stone anymore because
he told God by praise some of the Hey, Eddie.
Speaker 2: I got an idea. Hold on, keep you guys closed
for a second.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna take the up class and I'm gonna tie
it to the movable rod and gonna put that in
front of his face and push a button.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, let's go.
Speaker 4: That's stuck in the air. Though I can't damn it.
Speaker 2: I wanted you to walk into it. Take your class.
Speaker 4: You know what Eddie, you did get ahead. I'm gonna
play a song you're really good enough dodging. He's so
so great and funny. If you're funny, that's a seven.
It's a seven on my song to heal Eddie, tell
me what you want?
Speaker 2: Just healed Mojo Jojo?
Speaker 3: No, you actually healed the HAROADI rough boy.
Speaker 4: They got shot. They got shot in the as yes,
all right. The other three are so disposal. That's our
game damage. So he healed you for fifty and you're
gonna have two D four to your next day, amageroll
why not?
Speaker 8: Yes, I don't even know why I took this thing.
It doesn't do nothing. It hurts for a minute.
Speaker 4: I'm just I'm just having a miserable day walking around
with an open door in front of my face. Also,
still just wet legs. It's a it's just log God
damn it.
Speaker 3: You can't even clean it up with a towel because
the lasers will just burnt this. I'm steam cleaning my
own fucking.
Speaker 4: Nose hair right now.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what you guys do?
Speaker 2: Hey, rowdy, Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 10: Looks like you guys are the big dogs now?
Speaker 3: Oh man, I'm not sure that.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be.
Speaker 3: I don't think we can get out now the wall
melters are done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not smudge those sigils.
Speaker 8: They find out about it, they're gonna, you know, do
something we can't fuck up, right yeah right, Yeah, listen,
we're gonna chat with the screws a little bit. Let
him know about this mishap with the Mojo Jojo.
Speaker 2: Privacy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just don't blame us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you guys were good.
Speaker 8: See if we'll see if we can get some medical
supplies sent in for your guy there, you know, Yeah, yeah,
I mean I think.
Speaker 2: He's it's the economy. No, no, he needs medical supplies. Wing.
Oh right, I'll flip that coin back to him.
Speaker 3: So thanks, you guys have a good one.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, go check out the kitchen gang Green Gang.
Let him know they got him living in the in
their back him. Yeah, he was in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: You know that the underground him.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, he lives in the kitchen. It's a trap
door on her shelf back there. Okay, real weird.
Speaker 4: You know you know of any Warlocks who are patrons
is Bane?
Speaker 3: No, that's a that's a god like. Most Most patrons
are smaller, right like demigods. They're not like full on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good point. I don't know why I
didn't just ask you that. I forgot that you're I'm
just so dumb. I'm gonna turn to Rob and walk
away from my door in front.
Speaker 8: I was impatient with all the Warlock questions when I
first met me.
Speaker 2: Is my fault.
Speaker 8: But anyway, you know what news they always want to
ask you anyway. Yeah, yeah, you should go talk with
Gangreen Gangs. See if you can round up him down there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, guys, let's go talk to the gang
Green Gang.
Speaker 2: All right. Cool, and then we're gonna go back to
the door.
Speaker 3: All right, So you go back to the door.
Speaker 10: Pineapple, miineapple?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: And so you say pineapple, schmineapple, and you see who
are you saying that to? Fuzzy Lumpkins or Princess more Bucks,
whoever's at the door. So yeah, So they're each on
one side of the window. So remember there's a little
corridor that comes out, but then on each side of
that there's a station for one of them, so you
have to go to one specifically to talk to them.
Fuzzy Lumpkins go to Fuzzy Okay, what can I help
you with?
Speaker 2: Nipple?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be damned, you're already ready to get out there.
Speaker 2: That's correct.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll come through the corridor. I'll let you out.
Speaker 2: Thanks. Fuzzy up.
Speaker 3: You hear the door open and you can go through through.
Speaker 2: We go and you go talk to the warden.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, so you go through, you close the
door behind you, then you can open the other door.
They were on a system there, so you can go
over to the other door and uh, you walk right through.
Wave goodbye to Fuzzy Lumpkins and Princess more Bucks and
make your way.
Speaker 4: Oh should we let them know?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 10: Yeah, so we're gonna tell the wording.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, but just in case something happens before we get.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So the anti magic fielding there, you know
how that works?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the sigils on the walls yet, God damn right,
I do.
Speaker 8: Yeah, not the smartest They could scratch those off. The
rowdy rough boys they're planning to at some point working
out an escape attempt.
Speaker 3: Well, those are magic simpoles. How they scratching them off.
Speaker 8: I don't know, And ask that he is confident that
they could do it all? So Mojo Jojo they built
a eludium q T too q Q thirty six explosive
space modulate tour. Wow, they're supposed to be an earth
shattering kaboom, and there was. They didn't survive it. Yeah, yeah,
you don't got to worry about them. Casualties in the Yeah,
casualties gangering gang. They are planning to poison you with
gas and all the rest of the cards. You look
at my legs, they've they've been manufacturing some gas. And
then yeah, did you see uh, my friend's legs here man,
this guy carrying the oven door.
Speaker 4: So it's for your protection.
Speaker 2: That other warlot that you got in the basement in there,
the one who's actually a cleric of Bain.
Speaker 3: We ain't got no basement.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: Sounds like you have a bigger luck, oh man top
or now you have some rope I don't, but you.
Speaker 2: Not.
Speaker 3: My shoe less had.
Speaker 4: Every shipthead backwater prison.
Speaker 10: Do you have a hat that can accommodate that?
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 4: Right now, I'm out of the uses. Want to hear
it from you fucking squish cape.
Speaker 3: All right, so you guys, you guys get back stairwell
and you start making your way back up to the
warden yet level. Yeah, and I think here is a
good place to stop.
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