WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:01.960 You are Elmer has the music Elmer? 2 00:00:01.960 --> 00:00:03.640 Want you hit that music for the What you learned 3 00:00:03.640 --> 00:00:07.679 this week on the Gary and Shannon Show. They're Gary 4 00:00:07.719 --> 00:00:10.919 and Shannon and everybody up there at the Bravery Brewery 5 00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:12.640 And this is John from Norco. 6 00:00:12.960 --> 00:00:15.400 And what I learned this week is that. 7 00:00:15.480 --> 00:00:19.640 Shannon sometimes getting nervous when she has to do it 8 00:00:19.760 --> 00:00:20.640 in front of people. 9 00:00:21.879 --> 00:00:22.519 Have a great day. 10 00:00:22.559 --> 00:00:27.359 Everybody drenchs by thank you, weirdo. 11 00:00:27.640 --> 00:00:29.800 This week on Gary and Shannon, I learned that Gary 12 00:00:29.879 --> 00:00:30.760 lunch hot lunches. 13 00:00:31.320 --> 00:00:33.880 I do like hot lunches. The hottest of lunches is 14 00:00:33.880 --> 00:00:34.880 the best kind of lunch. 15 00:00:35.359 --> 00:00:36.240 Yeah. 16 00:00:36.439 --> 00:00:38.320 This week on The garyan Sharon Show, I learned about 17 00:00:38.320 --> 00:00:42.799 the actual seamount underwater volcano five hundred miles away from California, 18 00:00:42.799 --> 00:00:45.759 three hundred miles away from Oregon. It's gonna up to 19 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:48.719 but it's gonna be more like a Hawaian erupt channing will. 20 00:00:48.600 --> 00:00:51.200 Mellow, you know, so it's not gonna wipe us out. 21 00:00:51.240 --> 00:00:52.520 All Right, y'all, have a good weekend. 22 00:00:52.600 --> 00:00:54.799 See why Probably not gonna episode. 23 00:00:54.880 --> 00:00:56.920 But I learned from the Gary and Shannon Show this 24 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:59.880 week Shannon saw a buffalo and a moose. 25 00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:02.039 This week, ass pretty cool. 26 00:01:02.240 --> 00:01:05.079 But unfortunately each time she saw them, she was standing 27 00:01:05.120 --> 00:01:10.200 in front of the mirror. Oh, why the buffalo you 28 00:01:10.280 --> 00:01:11.560 saw was in the mirror? 29 00:01:11.799 --> 00:01:15.439 Yeah, I get that. This week on the Gary. 30 00:01:15.359 --> 00:01:18.319 Chain Of Show, I learned that Gary can milk an 31 00:01:18.400 --> 00:01:19.480 upcoming story. 32 00:01:19.319 --> 00:01:23.519 Like no one else. For about five hours yesterday he 33 00:01:23.760 --> 00:01:24.879 was talking about. 34 00:01:24.599 --> 00:01:28.359 This new study of where that you did shower earlier 35 00:01:28.519 --> 00:01:30.280 late or today? 36 00:01:31.599 --> 00:01:33.200 You did that yesterday. 37 00:01:32.680 --> 00:01:36.560 Too, the story coming up, until finally the last story 38 00:01:36.599 --> 00:01:38.519 of the day comes up and. 39 00:01:38.519 --> 00:01:40.680 He says, Oh, you can shower anytime you want it. 40 00:01:40.680 --> 00:01:41.359 It doesn't matter. 41 00:01:41.560 --> 00:01:43.319 It does matter. You just have to wash your shit. 42 00:01:43.480 --> 00:01:45.599 Wait that was it wasn't the best time. 43 00:01:45.719 --> 00:01:48.599 You've teased it the whole day. No, And then the 44 00:01:48.799 --> 00:01:50.879 end the payoff was shower whenever you want. 45 00:01:51.000 --> 00:01:51.200 No. 46 00:01:52.400 --> 00:01:56.359 Remember, I wouldn't just say something like that to be uneducational. 47 00:01:56.439 --> 00:01:58.079 You've just said I'm educational. 48 00:01:58.120 --> 00:02:01.439 Sometimes I would hope so, well, so when is the 49 00:02:01.439 --> 00:02:02.319 best time to shower? 50 00:02:04.519 --> 00:02:04.719 Yeah? 51 00:02:04.920 --> 00:02:08.479 Yeah, thank you, Carl. Go back and check out the podcast. 52 00:02:08.560 --> 00:02:10.199 Anywhere you find your podcast, just. 53 00:02:10.159 --> 00:02:11.879 Go search Garyot Shannyn Ser. 54 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:15.840 That's what everybody learned this week on the Garyot Shannon Show. 55 00:02:15.879 --> 00:02:17.360 I thought you were going to be more educating. 56 00:02:17.879 --> 00:02:19.919 Well, I mean, we can't do it. It's hard to hear. 57 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:22.319 It's all that sort of stuff. It's not as fun 58 00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:23.000 as we thought it was going. 59 00:02:23.240 --> 00:02:24.759 We just have to listen to the podcast. 60 00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:27.599 But last week you did something interesting with the nine 61 00:02:27.599 --> 00:02:28.159 news Nuggets. 62 00:02:28.199 --> 00:02:30.800 You need to know. You challenged producer. 63 00:02:30.439 --> 00:02:34.120 Keana to come up with the craziest news nuggets. 64 00:02:35.199 --> 00:02:38.680 These what I don't think I challenged her. 65 00:02:38.919 --> 00:02:42.360 That was a downright throw down the gauntlet challenge to 66 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:44.400 come up with the craziest stuff, right. 67 00:02:44.360 --> 00:02:47.240 Yes, and what did you do? And I found the 68 00:02:47.360 --> 00:02:49.159 most you paid off? 69 00:02:49.400 --> 00:02:50.840 Yes, yeah, it was pretty dirty. 70 00:02:50.960 --> 00:02:53.599 This this week, we've got some stuff at the top, 71 00:02:53.719 --> 00:02:58.000 the top of the list that will be just be careful, 72 00:02:58.120 --> 00:03:00.639 all right, yeah, we have kids. All right, it's time 73 00:03:00.680 --> 00:03:02.560 for our nine news nuggets. You need to know the stories. 74 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:04.039 It kind of fell through the cracks for the rest 75 00:03:04.039 --> 00:03:06.120 of the week. Here is your honorable mention. 76 00:03:07.439 --> 00:03:09.639 Honorable Mention, not the most. 77 00:03:09.560 --> 00:03:20.639 To mention, honor serving with you didn't great an honorable movie. 78 00:03:20.840 --> 00:03:23.639 So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member 79 00:03:23.719 --> 00:03:24.639 of Honorable Mention. 80 00:03:25.120 --> 00:03:28.479 There's this thing, it's this debate that I hear from 81 00:03:28.560 --> 00:03:32.240 time to time, mostly football season because it involves people 82 00:03:32.240 --> 00:03:34.039 from a lot of different parts of the country. But 83 00:03:34.599 --> 00:03:37.240 what a burger versus in an out burger? 84 00:03:37.639 --> 00:03:38.439 It's a hole to do. 85 00:03:38.560 --> 00:03:40.680 And if you're from Texas, you die on that. What 86 00:03:40.800 --> 00:03:43.400 a burger hill is what I've gleaned from the debate 87 00:03:43.479 --> 00:03:46.800 that I've overheard. And a Houston guy is suing what 88 00:03:46.879 --> 00:03:50.439 a Burger for nearly a million dollars? Why because his 89 00:03:50.560 --> 00:03:54.719 burger had onions on it? Somebody just called that. Do 90 00:03:54.759 --> 00:03:55.520 you get the onion? 91 00:03:55.840 --> 00:03:57.039 What a burger? Newsletter? 92 00:03:57.199 --> 00:03:58.639 Or you just knew the onions. 93 00:03:58.280 --> 00:04:04.199 Would be a gross gross miscarriage of burger or wreath burgerygy? 94 00:04:04.319 --> 00:04:08.120 Can I commend you on your pronunciation of onions? 95 00:04:08.120 --> 00:04:08.360 There? 96 00:04:08.879 --> 00:04:11.360 Did anybody else notice she didn't say it the wrong way? 97 00:04:11.560 --> 00:04:13.159 She said it the exact right way. 98 00:04:13.280 --> 00:04:13.800 Onions? 99 00:04:13.879 --> 00:04:17.279 Have you been working on that? I mean, that is 100 00:04:17.319 --> 00:04:19.839 the craziest thing. No, I'm dead serious, though. 101 00:04:19.720 --> 00:04:22.839 Oh thank you. You know it's not just Kanye that's 102 00:04:22.879 --> 00:04:23.800 bettering himself. 103 00:04:25.759 --> 00:04:26.920 I am not lying to you. 104 00:04:27.360 --> 00:04:30.360 In the moment I met you, the first word out 105 00:04:30.360 --> 00:04:32.800 of your mouth was ngon with a G in the 106 00:04:32.839 --> 00:04:34.560 middle of it, And that was the first time I've 107 00:04:34.600 --> 00:04:36.360 ever heard you say unprompted. 108 00:04:36.759 --> 00:04:37.839 You just said onions. 109 00:04:37.839 --> 00:04:39.480 I'm growing up onions. 110 00:04:39.639 --> 00:04:43.560 Oh you guys, we're watching this in real time. This 111 00:04:43.720 --> 00:04:45.959 is amazing, this is really great. 112 00:04:46.639 --> 00:04:48.360 Do you put onions on your burgers? 113 00:04:48.480 --> 00:04:51.639 I if I am with my wife, I do not 114 00:04:51.639 --> 00:04:55.439 put onions on my burgers. Ah, if she is anywhere 115 00:04:55.439 --> 00:04:58.800 within the Western hemisphere, I probably don't put them on 116 00:04:58.839 --> 00:04:59.240 my burger. 117 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:00.279 Easy. 118 00:05:00.319 --> 00:05:03.560 When I'm like on my Jersey mics, I'm like extra onions. 119 00:05:03.639 --> 00:05:05.839 I don't know about extra, but I am a fan of. 120 00:05:06.040 --> 00:05:08.279 Just if I'm alone, I really hit the onions. 121 00:05:08.399 --> 00:05:10.480 Because I grew up my parents would always just put 122 00:05:11.000 --> 00:05:15.519 onion on whatever, whatever, salads of fruit, whatever they would 123 00:05:15.519 --> 00:05:16.160 did you put. 124 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:16.839 An onion on it? 125 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:20.120 And I mean a slice of a bright white onion 126 00:05:20.680 --> 00:05:21.480 sickle slice. 127 00:05:21.759 --> 00:05:25.240 You don't cook it, the crunch, the coil, the onion 128 00:05:25.800 --> 00:05:28.000 on the hot patty. 129 00:05:28.360 --> 00:05:29.920 Raw onion or grilled onion. 130 00:05:30.000 --> 00:05:30.319 I like it. 131 00:05:30.480 --> 00:05:30.680 Raw. 132 00:05:31.800 --> 00:05:35.639 Raw is the way to go more flavorful. It's the real. 133 00:05:35.560 --> 00:05:39.759 White trash way to do things. I love it. 134 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:41.240 Here's number nine. 135 00:05:43.040 --> 00:05:48.639 I did nine, got really animated over onion. 136 00:05:51.800 --> 00:05:54.079 I'll be ready to go on the nine and niner. 137 00:05:54.560 --> 00:05:58.879 Did I can a niner in there? You're all right? 138 00:06:00.279 --> 00:06:03.240 I guess A drug bust in Costa Rica's probably not 139 00:06:03.399 --> 00:06:06.439 really that much of a news item. You figure, you 140 00:06:06.480 --> 00:06:09.360 got your crack cocaine, you got your marijuana. That's you know, 141 00:06:09.519 --> 00:06:13.399 it's it's one of the things that happens in every 142 00:06:13.439 --> 00:06:16.319 part of the world. What doesn't happen in every part 143 00:06:16.360 --> 00:06:21.279 of the world is the capture of five cappy barras. 144 00:06:21.639 --> 00:06:22.680 What's a kappy bara? 145 00:06:23.040 --> 00:06:26.680 Imagine a giant dog sized guinea potle. 146 00:06:26.680 --> 00:06:27.839 Oh, it's really cute. 147 00:06:27.879 --> 00:06:30.519 It's a massive, massive road and it's like the largest 148 00:06:31.759 --> 00:06:36.399 it is. They the coast to recent Costa Rican police 149 00:06:36.839 --> 00:06:39.959 sees the crack cocaine, the marijuana, and five of these 150 00:06:40.040 --> 00:06:43.800 cappy barras after chasing down a vehicle on the highway. 151 00:06:44.120 --> 00:06:46.480 So cute, but if you saw one you'd be like, 152 00:06:46.519 --> 00:06:47.480 what the hell is that? 153 00:06:47.920 --> 00:06:49.319 And I don't know what they do with them. 154 00:06:49.639 --> 00:06:52.079 They are at least if they're here in the United States, 155 00:06:52.399 --> 00:06:54.560 they're considered a pass and I think you can hunt 156 00:06:54.560 --> 00:06:55.199 them legally. 157 00:06:55.720 --> 00:06:56.680 There are states. 158 00:06:56.399 --> 00:06:59.680 Where they are legal to keep Texas, Washington, North Carolina, 159 00:06:59.720 --> 00:07:02.439 Aras own to Arkansas, Indiana, Florida and Tennessee. 160 00:07:02.759 --> 00:07:03.600 Not California. 161 00:07:03.839 --> 00:07:05.439 No, we don't get to we don't get to use. 162 00:07:05.480 --> 00:07:06.639 We don't get fun things. 163 00:07:06.439 --> 00:07:09.439 Here, Buz we're not going to get a cappy bearra. 164 00:07:09.680 --> 00:07:11.399 We don't get to take showers here. 165 00:07:13.920 --> 00:07:14.800 Here's number eight. 166 00:07:17.360 --> 00:07:26.319 Beat Our child is born every eight second, listening to 167 00:07:26.360 --> 00:07:28.759 eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements. 168 00:07:32.000 --> 00:07:34.279 So when you were in Costa Rica, you didn't bring 169 00:07:34.319 --> 00:07:36.160 your your crack and your weed with you. 170 00:07:36.240 --> 00:07:39.319 No, but I brought my cappy barras that's where it was. 171 00:07:39.639 --> 00:07:44.199 So a woman was bitten by a dog and has sued. 172 00:07:44.240 --> 00:07:45.319 This is in Canada. 173 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:48.439 Ying Shen had been heading towards the lobby of her 174 00:07:48.480 --> 00:07:52.519 apartment complex to wish the building's conciergea happy holidays. 175 00:07:52.879 --> 00:07:54.959 This is back on Christmas Eve in twenty twenty two. 176 00:07:55.399 --> 00:08:00.680 She was bitten by a dog, a miniature Australia and shepherd. 177 00:08:01.560 --> 00:08:04.079 And she got out of the elevator at the same 178 00:08:04.079 --> 00:08:07.439 time that the neighbor had come into the elevator with 179 00:08:08.160 --> 00:08:12.800 his daughter's dog. So the dog, whatever it was intense growling. 180 00:08:13.759 --> 00:08:17.720 The dog bites this woman, Ying Shen. She files an 181 00:08:17.720 --> 00:08:22.639 incident report at the City of Vancouver and the lawyer 182 00:08:22.680 --> 00:08:25.360 in this case of the judge, sorry, the judge in 183 00:08:25.360 --> 00:08:27.879 this case overseeing. She was trying to sue the owner 184 00:08:27.920 --> 00:08:30.000 of the dog for several thousand dollars because of the 185 00:08:30.040 --> 00:08:33.320 dog bite. And what the judge said was, you know what, 186 00:08:33.799 --> 00:08:36.600 I sympathize with you, miss Shen, but I am bound 187 00:08:36.600 --> 00:08:38.919 to the plot apply the law as it stands. 188 00:08:39.279 --> 00:08:40.159 In the eyes of the law. 189 00:08:40.200 --> 00:08:42.759 What happened on Christmas Eve was essentially an accident that 190 00:08:42.799 --> 00:08:45.919 no one is to blame for because a dog should 191 00:08:46.000 --> 00:08:48.840 be allowed at least one bite. 192 00:08:48.919 --> 00:08:52.080 I think that's fair, right, Yeah. 193 00:08:51.919 --> 00:08:53.840 You get one chance. The dog is just trying to 194 00:08:53.840 --> 00:08:56.279 defend its site. The dog is probably a little scared. 195 00:08:56.360 --> 00:08:57.320 The dog is a dog. 196 00:08:57.440 --> 00:08:59.159 One nip, Yeah, get out of there. 197 00:08:59.240 --> 00:09:01.240 Bite, Come on, get. 198 00:09:00.720 --> 00:09:01.840 Away from the dog. All right. 199 00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:05.320 Here's number seven, the. 200 00:09:05.399 --> 00:09:13.080 Seventh, the seven seven days with a government Checter seven 201 00:09:13.200 --> 00:09:14.799 years of college founded. 202 00:09:14.679 --> 00:09:18.000 Dra seven seven seven days. 203 00:09:18.320 --> 00:09:20.960 Did you ever have a neighbor that you didn't like, 204 00:09:20.960 --> 00:09:23.960 Like back in you know, apartment days where they're like 205 00:09:24.080 --> 00:09:24.919 right on top. 206 00:09:24.720 --> 00:09:28.039 Of you and they're like back on Tuesday, you didn't 207 00:09:28.080 --> 00:09:32.519 like the neighbor. But I mean recently, it doesn't have 208 00:09:32.519 --> 00:09:34.600 to be when you were in college, right. 209 00:09:34.480 --> 00:09:39.120 Right, But I feel like really annoying neighbors were usually done. 210 00:09:39.200 --> 00:09:40.159 They're in the apartments. 211 00:09:40.279 --> 00:09:43.720 Yeah, So this was going on in Thailand. Apparently there 212 00:09:43.879 --> 00:09:47.279 was a guy who had a super no noisy dog 213 00:09:47.360 --> 00:09:49.879 and this was a condo that had no pets policy. 214 00:09:50.399 --> 00:09:54.679 And this guy repeatedly complained to the housing management several 215 00:09:54.720 --> 00:09:58.080 times over the years and nothing was done. He was frustrated, 216 00:09:58.120 --> 00:10:00.360 so he took matters into his own hands. 217 00:10:00.399 --> 00:10:01.120 What did he do? 218 00:10:01.799 --> 00:10:07.840 He released two massive snakes into the hallway. 219 00:10:09.519 --> 00:10:12.679 Were they big enough to eat the dogs? They were 220 00:10:12.919 --> 00:10:13.720 really large? 221 00:10:13.840 --> 00:10:14.320 Oh my god. 222 00:10:15.320 --> 00:10:18.240 Yeah, they were like six seven eight foot snakes. 223 00:10:18.759 --> 00:10:21.879 So well, that would that would definitely send a message 224 00:10:21.919 --> 00:10:23.600 that my dog was not welcome in the. 225 00:10:23.559 --> 00:10:25.720 News or in the in the hallway. 226 00:10:25.840 --> 00:10:26.840 Yeah. 227 00:10:27.000 --> 00:10:32.039 Do you think when those snakes got out that the 228 00:10:32.120 --> 00:10:35.120 door was left unlocked or it was a broken. 229 00:10:34.919 --> 00:10:38.000 Okay, it happened one time. 230 00:10:39.919 --> 00:10:42.120 I will say also that there was one time when 231 00:10:42.159 --> 00:10:43.360 my wife was in charge. 232 00:10:43.159 --> 00:10:50.000 In Peter's Never six. 233 00:10:51.639 --> 00:10:53.759 We just argue because the door was broken, that you. 234 00:10:56.399 --> 00:11:01.519 Drink another All right, ladies, this is gold. 235 00:11:02.399 --> 00:11:04.519 I'm not a doctor. I am not a doctor. 236 00:11:06.320 --> 00:11:09.320 Ninety eight percent of the time when your. 237 00:11:09.200 --> 00:11:12.480 Water breaks, you should just go to the hospital or 238 00:11:12.519 --> 00:11:15.000 at the very least, dude, at the very least, no 239 00:11:15.399 --> 00:11:16.200 call the doctor. 240 00:11:16.720 --> 00:11:20.639 No, nope, not if you work in television news and 241 00:11:20.679 --> 00:11:21.480 you're a female. 242 00:11:21.559 --> 00:11:22.440 Oh boy, you. 243 00:11:22.320 --> 00:11:25.360 Deliver that baby at the desk because it is cutthroat. 244 00:11:25.519 --> 00:11:28.559 You step out to deliver your baby, and another younger 245 00:11:28.600 --> 00:11:31.399 girl swoops in takes your anchor chair and you're done 246 00:11:31.679 --> 00:11:34.200 just for having that baby. So your water breaks, you 247 00:11:34.240 --> 00:11:36.279 stay in that chair. And that's exactly what happened in 248 00:11:36.320 --> 00:11:38.759 New York. And that is why she's the morning news anchor, 249 00:11:38.960 --> 00:11:40.399 because those women have been. 250 00:11:40.279 --> 00:11:42.120 Through a lot to get into that chair. 251 00:11:43.600 --> 00:11:49.440 And Olivia morning anchor for WRGB and Albany anchor the 252 00:11:49.519 --> 00:11:53.039 six am news, a couple hours after her water broke, 253 00:11:53.159 --> 00:11:54.840 she just stept on going. 254 00:11:55.000 --> 00:11:55.799 It just happened. 255 00:11:55.799 --> 00:11:58.120 It was Wednesday that this happened. Her water broke about 256 00:11:58.159 --> 00:12:01.519 four fifteen in the morning. He was there at the 257 00:12:01.519 --> 00:12:03.279 six am newscast when it started. 258 00:12:03.320 --> 00:12:06.080 And I bet every woman who is in television news 259 00:12:06.120 --> 00:12:08.600 would tell you they do the same thing because you 260 00:12:08.679 --> 00:12:10.120 just don't know who's breathing down your neck. 261 00:12:10.320 --> 00:12:17.000 I think my water just broke. Here's number five. 262 00:12:17.159 --> 00:12:18.720 We begin bombing in five minutes. 263 00:12:20.559 --> 00:12:23.960 This is the year five point five. 264 00:12:24.919 --> 00:12:27.320 Give me a favorite loose immediately. 265 00:12:28.720 --> 00:12:31.799 I have never been to a beach in Florida. Any 266 00:12:31.799 --> 00:12:33.759 bet I ever been to a beach in Florida. Spend 267 00:12:33.759 --> 00:12:38.799 some time in Florida. This is probably the worst time 268 00:12:39.120 --> 00:12:45.639 for sargassum. Sargassum is a brown floating algae that turns 269 00:12:45.799 --> 00:12:47.600 unpleasant once it hits land. 270 00:12:47.919 --> 00:12:49.919 If it's in the water, everything's cool. 271 00:12:50.200 --> 00:12:52.759 Once it gets land and starts drying out and heating up, 272 00:12:53.200 --> 00:12:58.200 it starts smelling the worst kind of like rotted flesh 273 00:12:58.240 --> 00:13:02.159 smell that you could smell. Scientists estimate that this bloom 274 00:13:02.279 --> 00:13:04.720 of sargassum that is off the coast of Florida now 275 00:13:05.200 --> 00:13:10.320 is over five thousand miles long and weighs about thirty 276 00:13:10.399 --> 00:13:12.720 one million tons. 277 00:13:13.440 --> 00:13:16.080 Keana, why did you put that story next to the 278 00:13:16.080 --> 00:13:18.919 Gwyneth Paltrow genital story? 279 00:13:19.840 --> 00:13:23.279 Yeah, that's a So let's let's go from a quick 280 00:13:23.399 --> 00:13:28.679 number five to a quick number four minute. Oh my god, Yeah, 281 00:13:28.799 --> 00:13:29.919 remember sargassum? 282 00:13:30.600 --> 00:13:34.799 No, yes, no, all right. 283 00:13:34.840 --> 00:13:38.240 So there's this Australian punk band. It's called Private Function. 284 00:13:38.399 --> 00:13:41.159 They released a special edition at their latest record, which 285 00:13:41.200 --> 00:13:50.159 they say smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's Alga sarcasm. 286 00:13:50.399 --> 00:13:55.120 The band announced The band announced that they were pressing. 287 00:13:54.720 --> 00:13:58.000 This vinyl on Instagram. One of the members of the 288 00:13:58.000 --> 00:13:59.519 band is actually. 289 00:13:59.200 --> 00:14:00.600 Holding the. 290 00:14:02.480 --> 00:14:06.679 Sorry is holding the album that they pressed in pink wax, 291 00:14:07.679 --> 00:14:11.080 and she wrote. Lauren Hester wrote, I want you to 292 00:14:11.080 --> 00:14:14.159 cast your mind back to the fabulous year of twenty twenty. 293 00:14:14.720 --> 00:14:17.279 There was one news story that completely dominated the headlines. 294 00:14:17.279 --> 00:14:19.679 Gwyneth Paltrow had released a candle that smelled like. 295 00:14:21.120 --> 00:14:22.519 We don't need to have everyone's there. 296 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:26.480 This was potentially the greatest thing anyone had ever done. 297 00:14:26.399 --> 00:14:28.480 She said, first of all twenty twenty. That was not 298 00:14:28.559 --> 00:14:35.279 the major headline. But okay, those candles sell for seven 299 00:14:35.360 --> 00:14:36.320 hundred dollars each. 300 00:14:36.600 --> 00:14:38.679 I never bought one, so I don't know. I don't 301 00:14:38.720 --> 00:14:41.480 know you The final ret three they all came in. Yeah, 302 00:14:42.279 --> 00:14:43.879 I got them at the discount store. 303 00:14:44.240 --> 00:14:45.879 Here's number three. 304 00:14:46.399 --> 00:14:49.120 Three shall be the number that count and the number 305 00:14:49.159 --> 00:14:50.399 on the counting shall be. 306 00:14:50.679 --> 00:14:55.159 Three fights in three outs, three security clearance level three, 307 00:14:55.759 --> 00:14:57.159 all three three. 308 00:14:57.279 --> 00:14:58.759 I got all three of you guys for the rest 309 00:14:58.759 --> 00:15:01.720 of your nat born live. After that three days, they 310 00:15:01.720 --> 00:15:02.759 both start stink. 311 00:15:04.519 --> 00:15:09.679 There was a paper published yesterday in the journal Communications 312 00:15:09.759 --> 00:15:10.840 Earth and Environment. 313 00:15:10.879 --> 00:15:12.759 Did you read yours? You've been busy. 314 00:15:12.840 --> 00:15:14.159 I am waiting for tomorrow morning. 315 00:15:14.279 --> 00:15:17.159 Actually sounds really nice out on the deck with Peter, 316 00:15:17.840 --> 00:15:26.320 you and your journal there. Anyway, in this journal you 317 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:30.600 will find tomorrow they have found that the ammonia wafting 318 00:15:30.639 --> 00:15:36.120 off the droppings of penguins have contributed to the formation 319 00:15:36.200 --> 00:15:40.480 of clouds that are insulating Antarctica, keeping it cool during 320 00:15:40.559 --> 00:15:45.000 climate change. So it's the penguins poop that's saving Antarctica's 321 00:15:45.159 --> 00:15:46.159 frosty conditions. 322 00:15:47.120 --> 00:15:47.879 What is your poop? 323 00:15:47.919 --> 00:15:50.200 What'd your poop do today? 324 00:15:50.799 --> 00:15:53.720 Well, it knocked out the Bravery brewing bathroom for forty 325 00:15:53.720 --> 00:15:56.679 five minutes early this morning, So. 326 00:15:56.720 --> 00:15:58.600 That wasn't a question for you to answer. 327 00:15:58.639 --> 00:16:00.639 So I thought that was an actual question to number two. 328 00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:01.360 Here's number two. 329 00:16:01.679 --> 00:16:06.480 What's going on? You? Okay? That's cool? 330 00:16:06.639 --> 00:16:07.080 Like whatever? 331 00:16:08.159 --> 00:16:08.440 Whatever. 332 00:16:12.759 --> 00:16:15.240 Saint James Parish in Louisiana, they've had a lot of 333 00:16:15.240 --> 00:16:18.440 bad things going on in Louisiana Courding the Sheriff's office 334 00:16:18.480 --> 00:16:21.960 down at Saint James Parish. Deputies responded to an elementary 335 00:16:21.960 --> 00:16:25.279 school after one of the teachers dropped his cocaine in 336 00:16:25.320 --> 00:16:25.799 the hallway. 337 00:16:25.799 --> 00:16:26.559 Well, that sucks. 338 00:16:26.840 --> 00:16:28.320 You think your cocaine's going to be there at the 339 00:16:28.399 --> 00:16:30.679 end of the day and you're like, oh my god, 340 00:16:30.799 --> 00:16:31.759 where's my blow? 341 00:16:31.919 --> 00:16:36.320 Where's all the second graders are acting like second graders 342 00:16:36.320 --> 00:16:40.519 and freaking out on the scene. The complainant explained that 343 00:16:40.559 --> 00:16:42.759 a small plastic bag with a white powder inside was 344 00:16:42.759 --> 00:16:45.720 found in a hallway. They later tested it and it 345 00:16:45.799 --> 00:16:48.279 did test positive for the presence of cocaine. 346 00:16:48.600 --> 00:16:50.200 Lee Michael Grainier. 347 00:16:50.840 --> 00:16:55.840 The video showed that teacher mister Grainier dropping that same 348 00:16:55.840 --> 00:16:57.519 little start bags. 349 00:16:57.480 --> 00:17:00.039 To work in the schools, you know, it takes a 350 00:17:00.320 --> 00:17:01.480 very hard extra. 351 00:17:01.440 --> 00:17:04.519 And Keana be ashamed of yourself. Here is number one, 352 00:17:04.920 --> 00:17:08.160 weird number one, number one, number one? 353 00:17:08.279 --> 00:17:12.680 Then number one? Are you the number one? 354 00:17:13.240 --> 00:17:14.559 Number one? 355 00:17:15.000 --> 00:17:15.599 Number one? 356 00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:19.599 I'm a little confused because the headline reads, you've heard 357 00:17:19.599 --> 00:17:23.519 of winter Penis, Now prepare to learn about the summer 358 00:17:23.559 --> 00:17:24.519 side effects. 359 00:17:24.759 --> 00:17:27.240 I had not heard of winter Penis. Had you heard 360 00:17:27.240 --> 00:17:28.160 of winter Penis? 361 00:17:29.240 --> 00:17:29.519 No? 362 00:17:30.039 --> 00:17:31.079 Do you know what that is? 363 00:17:31.240 --> 00:17:32.519 I know exactly what it is. 364 00:17:32.599 --> 00:17:33.240 What does it mean? 365 00:17:33.599 --> 00:17:34.960 Well, for the fifty percent of the. 366 00:17:34.880 --> 00:17:37.759 People in the room, they know you got good days 367 00:17:37.759 --> 00:17:41.000 and bad days, right, what does that mean? So for 368 00:17:41.079 --> 00:17:43.160 the women in the room, you got good hair days 369 00:17:43.200 --> 00:17:44.559 and good bad hair days. 370 00:17:44.640 --> 00:17:47.119 Right right, So for the dudes in the room, you 371 00:17:47.200 --> 00:17:51.119 got good day Wait, bad days? Wait? Tell me more. 372 00:17:51.319 --> 00:17:55.000 The whole thing is the temperature outside can dictate. 373 00:17:55.720 --> 00:17:57.319 And I use that word intentionally. 374 00:18:00.200 --> 00:18:06.079 How see people like it when you're talking, how you present? 375 00:18:07.400 --> 00:18:12.440 Okay, so summer tends to be warmer? Okay, right, okay, 376 00:18:12.680 --> 00:18:16.440 more blood flow? Got it? Got it right? 377 00:18:16.480 --> 00:18:19.599 And so the idea that summer penis is a bad 378 00:18:19.680 --> 00:18:22.920 thing is not necessarily it's the winter penis. 379 00:18:22.960 --> 00:18:25.359 That's a little bit. It tends to be more shy. 380 00:18:25.640 --> 00:18:28.400 So I see, yeah, I see, I see. 381 00:18:28.480 --> 00:18:31.200 Okay, that's it. That's all I'm going to say. 382 00:18:31.440 --> 00:18:34.279 So why are doctors issuing warnings over this? It sounds 383 00:18:34.279 --> 00:18:35.640 like summer penis is a good thing. 384 00:18:36.240 --> 00:18:37.759 It's not a bad thing. I don't know if it's 385 00:18:37.759 --> 00:18:39.720 a good thing. I'll say it's not a bad thing. 386 00:18:40.599 --> 00:18:45.079 It's more about don't be concerned if if wait. 387 00:18:44.920 --> 00:18:47.559 So it says doctors claim that some men may experience 388 00:18:47.640 --> 00:18:50.799 shrinkage of up to fifty percent when exposed to air 389 00:18:50.839 --> 00:18:52.559 temperatures below sixty degrees. 390 00:18:52.680 --> 00:18:54.440 That's what I said, I'm not even a doctor, and 391 00:18:54.480 --> 00:18:54.920 I know that. 392 00:18:54.960 --> 00:18:57.759 Sixty degrees is nothing like that's not even that cold. 393 00:18:58.039 --> 00:18:58.519 It's a good thing. 394 00:18:58.599 --> 00:19:02.319 It's eighty five here in Lancas. The're right, fellas, Yeah right. 395 00:19:04.480 --> 00:19:07.200 That summer penis all right and we're done. 396 00:19:07.480 --> 00:19:08.279 Yep, just like that. 397 00:19:08.400 --> 00:19:12.640 Hey, we want to thank first of all everybody here. 398 00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:16.519 Thank you guys for coming out. Hey, Benny, what's going on? Hi, Benny. 399 00:19:17.519 --> 00:19:20.279 We want to thank Chris Chris from al To Dina, 400 00:19:20.359 --> 00:19:22.759 thanks for coming up and talking. Greg and Elena and 401 00:19:22.799 --> 00:19:25.759