Speaker 1: You are Elmer has the music Elmer?
Speaker 2: Want you hit that music for the What you learned
Speaker 2: this week on the Gary and Shannon Show. They're Gary
Speaker 2: and Shannon and everybody up there at the Bravery Brewery
Speaker 2: And this is John from Norco.
Speaker 1: And what I learned this week is that.
Speaker 3: Shannon sometimes getting nervous when she has to do it
Speaker 3: in front of people.
Speaker 1: Have a great day.
Speaker 2: Everybody drenchs by thank you, weirdo.
Speaker 4: This week on Gary and Shannon, I learned that Gary
Speaker 4: lunch hot lunches.
Speaker 2: I do like hot lunches. The hottest of lunches is
Speaker 2: the best kind of lunch.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: This week on The garyan Sharon Show, I learned about
Speaker 4: the actual seamount underwater volcano five hundred miles away from California,
Speaker 4: three hundred miles away from Oregon. It's gonna up to
Speaker 4: but it's gonna be more like a Hawaian erupt channing will.
Speaker 5: Mellow, you know, so it's not gonna wipe us out.
Speaker 4: All Right, y'all, have a good weekend.
Speaker 1: See why Probably not gonna episode.
Speaker 2: But I learned from the Gary and Shannon Show this
Speaker 2: week Shannon saw a buffalo and a moose.
Speaker 1: This week, ass pretty cool.
Speaker 2: But unfortunately each time she saw them, she was standing
Speaker 2: in front of the mirror. Oh, why the buffalo you
Speaker 2: saw was in the mirror?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I get that. This week on the Gary.
Speaker 6: Chain Of Show, I learned that Gary can milk an
Speaker 6: upcoming story.
Speaker 1: Like no one else. For about five hours yesterday he
Speaker 1: was talking about.
Speaker 2: This new study of where that you did shower earlier
Speaker 2: late or today?
Speaker 5: You did that yesterday.
Speaker 3: Too, the story coming up, until finally the last story
Speaker 3: of the day comes up and.
Speaker 1: He says, Oh, you can shower anytime you want it.
Speaker 6: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It does matter. You just have to wash your shit.
Speaker 1: Wait that was it wasn't the best time.
Speaker 3: You've teased it the whole day. No, And then the
Speaker 3: end the payoff was shower whenever you want.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Remember, I wouldn't just say something like that to be uneducational.
Speaker 1: You've just said I'm educational.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I would hope so, well, so when is the
Speaker 3: best time to shower?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, Carl. Go back and check out the podcast.
Speaker 2: Anywhere you find your podcast, just.
Speaker 5: Go search Garyot Shannyn Ser.
Speaker 2: That's what everybody learned this week on the Garyot Shannon Show.
Speaker 5: I thought you were going to be more educating.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, we can't do it. It's hard to hear.
Speaker 2: It's all that sort of stuff. It's not as fun
Speaker 2: as we thought it was going.
Speaker 5: We just have to listen to the podcast.
Speaker 2: But last week you did something interesting with the nine
Speaker 2: news Nuggets.
Speaker 1: You need to know. You challenged producer.
Speaker 2: Keana to come up with the craziest news nuggets.
Speaker 5: These what I don't think I challenged her.
Speaker 2: That was a downright throw down the gauntlet challenge to
Speaker 2: come up with the craziest stuff, right.
Speaker 1: Yes, and what did you do? And I found the
Speaker 1: most you paid off?
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, it was pretty dirty.
Speaker 2: This this week, we've got some stuff at the top,
Speaker 2: the top of the list that will be just be careful,
Speaker 2: all right, yeah, we have kids. All right, it's time
Speaker 2: for our nine news nuggets. You need to know the stories.
Speaker 2: It kind of fell through the cracks for the rest
Speaker 2: of the week. Here is your honorable mention.
Speaker 1: Honorable Mention, not the most.
Speaker 6: To mention, honor serving with you didn't great an honorable movie.
Speaker 4: So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
Speaker 4: of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 3: There's this thing, it's this debate that I hear from
Speaker 3: time to time, mostly football season because it involves people
Speaker 3: from a lot of different parts of the country. But
Speaker 3: what a burger versus in an out burger?
Speaker 1: It's a hole to do.
Speaker 3: And if you're from Texas, you die on that. What
Speaker 3: a burger hill is what I've gleaned from the debate
Speaker 3: that I've overheard. And a Houston guy is suing what
Speaker 3: a Burger for nearly a million dollars? Why because his
Speaker 3: burger had onions on it? Somebody just called that. Do
Speaker 3: you get the onion?
Speaker 1: What a burger? Newsletter?
Speaker 5: Or you just knew the onions.
Speaker 3: Would be a gross gross miscarriage of burger or wreath burgerygy?
Speaker 2: Can I commend you on your pronunciation of onions?
Speaker 5: There?
Speaker 2: Did anybody else notice she didn't say it the wrong way?
Speaker 2: She said it the exact right way.
Speaker 5: Onions?
Speaker 2: Have you been working on that? I mean, that is
Speaker 2: the craziest thing. No, I'm dead serious, though.
Speaker 5: Oh thank you. You know it's not just Kanye that's
Speaker 5: bettering himself.
Speaker 1: I am not lying to you.
Speaker 2: In the moment I met you, the first word out
Speaker 2: of your mouth was ngon with a G in the
Speaker 2: middle of it, And that was the first time I've
Speaker 2: ever heard you say unprompted.
Speaker 1: You just said onions.
Speaker 5: I'm growing up onions.
Speaker 2: Oh you guys, we're watching this in real time. This
Speaker 2: is amazing, this is really great.
Speaker 5: Do you put onions on your burgers?
Speaker 2: I if I am with my wife, I do not
Speaker 2: put onions on my burgers. Ah, if she is anywhere
Speaker 2: within the Western hemisphere, I probably don't put them on
Speaker 2: my burger.
Speaker 3: Easy.
Speaker 5: When I'm like on my Jersey mics, I'm like extra onions.
Speaker 1: I don't know about extra, but I am a fan of.
Speaker 5: Just if I'm alone, I really hit the onions.
Speaker 2: Because I grew up my parents would always just put
Speaker 2: onion on whatever, whatever, salads of fruit, whatever they would
Speaker 2: did you put.
Speaker 1: An onion on it?
Speaker 2: And I mean a slice of a bright white onion
Speaker 2: sickle slice.
Speaker 3: You don't cook it, the crunch, the coil, the onion
Speaker 3: on the hot patty.
Speaker 1: Raw onion or grilled onion.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 7: Raw.
Speaker 1: Raw is the way to go more flavorful. It's the real.
Speaker 5: White trash way to do things. I love it.
Speaker 1: Here's number nine.
Speaker 5: I did nine, got really animated over onion.
Speaker 1: I'll be ready to go on the nine and niner.
Speaker 1: Did I can a niner in there? You're all right?
Speaker 2: I guess A drug bust in Costa Rica's probably not
Speaker 2: really that much of a news item. You figure, you
Speaker 2: got your crack cocaine, you got your marijuana. That's you know,
Speaker 2: it's it's one of the things that happens in every
Speaker 2: part of the world. What doesn't happen in every part
Speaker 2: of the world is the capture of five cappy barras.
Speaker 5: What's a kappy bara?
Speaker 2: Imagine a giant dog sized guinea potle.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's really cute.
Speaker 2: It's a massive, massive road and it's like the largest
Speaker 2: it is. They the coast to recent Costa Rican police
Speaker 2: sees the crack cocaine, the marijuana, and five of these
Speaker 2: cappy barras after chasing down a vehicle on the highway.
Speaker 3: So cute, but if you saw one you'd be like,
Speaker 3: what the hell is that?
Speaker 1: And I don't know what they do with them.
Speaker 2: They are at least if they're here in the United States,
Speaker 2: they're considered a pass and I think you can hunt
Speaker 2: them legally.
Speaker 1: There are states.
Speaker 3: Where they are legal to keep Texas, Washington, North Carolina,
Speaker 3: Aras own to Arkansas, Indiana, Florida and Tennessee.
Speaker 1: Not California.
Speaker 5: No, we don't get to we don't get to use.
Speaker 1: We don't get fun things.
Speaker 5: Here, Buz we're not going to get a cappy bearra.
Speaker 5: We don't get to take showers here.
Speaker 1: Here's number eight.
Speaker 7: Beat Our child is born every eight second, listening to
Speaker 7: eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 3: So when you were in Costa Rica, you didn't bring
Speaker 3: your your crack and your weed with you.
Speaker 1: No, but I brought my cappy barras that's where it was.
Speaker 2: So a woman was bitten by a dog and has sued.
Speaker 1: This is in Canada.
Speaker 2: Ying Shen had been heading towards the lobby of her
Speaker 2: apartment complex to wish the building's conciergea happy holidays.
Speaker 1: This is back on Christmas Eve in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2: She was bitten by a dog, a miniature Australia and shepherd.
Speaker 2: And she got out of the elevator at the same
Speaker 2: time that the neighbor had come into the elevator with
Speaker 2: his daughter's dog. So the dog, whatever it was intense growling.
Speaker 2: The dog bites this woman, Ying Shen. She files an
Speaker 2: incident report at the City of Vancouver and the lawyer
Speaker 2: in this case of the judge, sorry, the judge in
Speaker 2: this case overseeing. She was trying to sue the owner
Speaker 2: of the dog for several thousand dollars because of the
Speaker 2: dog bite. And what the judge said was, you know what,
Speaker 2: I sympathize with you, miss Shen, but I am bound
Speaker 2: to the plot apply the law as it stands.
Speaker 1: In the eyes of the law.
Speaker 2: What happened on Christmas Eve was essentially an accident that
Speaker 2: no one is to blame for because a dog should
Speaker 2: be allowed at least one bite.
Speaker 5: I think that's fair, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: You get one chance. The dog is just trying to
Speaker 2: defend its site. The dog is probably a little scared.
Speaker 5: The dog is a dog.
Speaker 1: One nip, Yeah, get out of there.
Speaker 2: Bite, Come on, get.
Speaker 1: Away from the dog. All right.
Speaker 5: Here's number seven, the.
Speaker 6: Seventh, the seven seven days with a government Checter seven
Speaker 6: years of college founded.
Speaker 5: Dra seven seven seven days.
Speaker 3: Did you ever have a neighbor that you didn't like,
Speaker 3: Like back in you know, apartment days where they're like
Speaker 3: right on top.
Speaker 2: Of you and they're like back on Tuesday, you didn't
Speaker 2: like the neighbor. But I mean recently, it doesn't have
Speaker 2: to be when you were in college, right.
Speaker 3: Right, But I feel like really annoying neighbors were usually done.
Speaker 1: They're in the apartments.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So this was going on in Thailand. Apparently there
Speaker 3: was a guy who had a super no noisy dog
Speaker 3: and this was a condo that had no pets policy.
Speaker 3: And this guy repeatedly complained to the housing management several
Speaker 3: times over the years and nothing was done. He was frustrated,
Speaker 3: so he took matters into his own hands.
Speaker 5: What did he do?
Speaker 3: He released two massive snakes into the hallway.
Speaker 1: Were they big enough to eat the dogs? They were
Speaker 1: really large?
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were like six seven eight foot snakes.
Speaker 2: So well, that would that would definitely send a message
Speaker 2: that my dog was not welcome in the.
Speaker 1: News or in the in the hallway.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you think when those snakes got out that the
Speaker 3: door was left unlocked or it was a broken.
Speaker 1: Okay, it happened one time.
Speaker 2: I will say also that there was one time when
Speaker 2: my wife was in charge.
Speaker 3: In Peter's Never six.
Speaker 5: We just argue because the door was broken, that you.
Speaker 1: Drink another All right, ladies, this is gold.
Speaker 2: I'm not a doctor. I am not a doctor.
Speaker 1: Ninety eight percent of the time when your.
Speaker 2: Water breaks, you should just go to the hospital or
Speaker 2: at the very least, dude, at the very least, no
Speaker 2: call the doctor.
Speaker 3: No, nope, not if you work in television news and
Speaker 3: you're a female.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, you.
Speaker 3: Deliver that baby at the desk because it is cutthroat.
Speaker 3: You step out to deliver your baby, and another younger
Speaker 3: girl swoops in takes your anchor chair and you're done
Speaker 3: just for having that baby. So your water breaks, you
Speaker 3: stay in that chair. And that's exactly what happened in
Speaker 3: New York. And that is why she's the morning news anchor,
Speaker 3: because those women have been.
Speaker 5: Through a lot to get into that chair.
Speaker 3: And Olivia morning anchor for WRGB and Albany anchor the
Speaker 3: six am news, a couple hours after her water broke,
Speaker 3: she just stept on going.
Speaker 1: It just happened.
Speaker 2: It was Wednesday that this happened. Her water broke about
Speaker 2: four fifteen in the morning. He was there at the
Speaker 2: six am newscast when it started.
Speaker 3: And I bet every woman who is in television news
Speaker 3: would tell you they do the same thing because you
Speaker 3: just don't know who's breathing down your neck.
Speaker 1: I think my water just broke. Here's number five.
Speaker 4: We begin bombing in five minutes.
Speaker 6: This is the year five point five.
Speaker 1: Give me a favorite loose immediately.
Speaker 2: I have never been to a beach in Florida. Any
Speaker 2: bet I ever been to a beach in Florida. Spend
Speaker 2: some time in Florida. This is probably the worst time
Speaker 2: for sargassum. Sargassum is a brown floating algae that turns
Speaker 2: unpleasant once it hits land.
Speaker 1: If it's in the water, everything's cool.
Speaker 2: Once it gets land and starts drying out and heating up,
Speaker 2: it starts smelling the worst kind of like rotted flesh
Speaker 2: smell that you could smell. Scientists estimate that this bloom
Speaker 2: of sargassum that is off the coast of Florida now
Speaker 2: is over five thousand miles long and weighs about thirty
Speaker 2: one million tons.
Speaker 3: Keana, why did you put that story next to the
Speaker 3: Gwyneth Paltrow genital story?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a So let's let's go from a quick
Speaker 2: number five to a quick number four minute. Oh my god, Yeah,
Speaker 2: remember sargassum?
Speaker 1: No, yes, no, all right.
Speaker 3: So there's this Australian punk band. It's called Private Function.
Speaker 3: They released a special edition at their latest record, which
Speaker 3: they say smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's Alga sarcasm.
Speaker 1: The band announced The band announced that they were pressing.
Speaker 2: This vinyl on Instagram. One of the members of the
Speaker 2: band is actually.
Speaker 1: Holding the.
Speaker 2: Sorry is holding the album that they pressed in pink wax,
Speaker 2: and she wrote. Lauren Hester wrote, I want you to
Speaker 2: cast your mind back to the fabulous year of twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: There was one news story that completely dominated the headlines.
Speaker 2: Gwyneth Paltrow had released a candle that smelled like.
Speaker 5: We don't need to have everyone's there.
Speaker 2: This was potentially the greatest thing anyone had ever done.
Speaker 3: She said, first of all twenty twenty. That was not
Speaker 3: the major headline. But okay, those candles sell for seven
Speaker 3: hundred dollars each.
Speaker 2: I never bought one, so I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: know you The final ret three they all came in. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I got them at the discount store.
Speaker 1: Here's number three.
Speaker 5: Three shall be the number that count and the number
Speaker 5: on the counting shall be.
Speaker 6: Three fights in three outs, three security clearance level three,
Speaker 6: all three three.
Speaker 1: I got all three of you guys for the rest
Speaker 1: of your nat born live. After that three days, they
Speaker 1: both start stink.
Speaker 3: There was a paper published yesterday in the journal Communications
Speaker 3: Earth and Environment.
Speaker 5: Did you read yours? You've been busy.
Speaker 1: I am waiting for tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3: Actually sounds really nice out on the deck with Peter,
Speaker 3: you and your journal there. Anyway, in this journal you
Speaker 3: will find tomorrow they have found that the ammonia wafting
Speaker 3: off the droppings of penguins have contributed to the formation
Speaker 3: of clouds that are insulating Antarctica, keeping it cool during
Speaker 3: climate change. So it's the penguins poop that's saving Antarctica's
Speaker 3: frosty conditions.
Speaker 1: What is your poop?
Speaker 3: What'd your poop do today?
Speaker 2: Well, it knocked out the Bravery brewing bathroom for forty
Speaker 2: five minutes early this morning, So.
Speaker 5: That wasn't a question for you to answer.
Speaker 1: So I thought that was an actual question to number two.
Speaker 1: Here's number two.
Speaker 5: What's going on? You? Okay? That's cool?
Speaker 4: Like whatever?
Speaker 6: Whatever.
Speaker 2: Saint James Parish in Louisiana, they've had a lot of
Speaker 2: bad things going on in Louisiana Courding the Sheriff's office
Speaker 2: down at Saint James Parish. Deputies responded to an elementary
Speaker 2: school after one of the teachers dropped his cocaine in
Speaker 2: the hallway.
Speaker 5: Well, that sucks.
Speaker 3: You think your cocaine's going to be there at the
Speaker 3: end of the day and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: where's my blow?
Speaker 2: Where's all the second graders are acting like second graders
Speaker 2: and freaking out on the scene. The complainant explained that
Speaker 2: a small plastic bag with a white powder inside was
Speaker 2: found in a hallway. They later tested it and it
Speaker 2: did test positive for the presence of cocaine.
Speaker 1: Lee Michael Grainier.
Speaker 2: The video showed that teacher mister Grainier dropping that same
Speaker 2: little start bags.
Speaker 3: To work in the schools, you know, it takes a
Speaker 3: very hard extra.
Speaker 2: And Keana be ashamed of yourself. Here is number one,
Speaker 2: weird number one, number one, number one?
Speaker 1: Then number one? Are you the number one?
Speaker 5: Number one?
Speaker 2: Number one?
Speaker 3: I'm a little confused because the headline reads, you've heard
Speaker 3: of winter Penis, Now prepare to learn about the summer
Speaker 3: side effects.
Speaker 5: I had not heard of winter Penis. Had you heard
Speaker 5: of winter Penis?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: Do you know what that is?
Speaker 1: I know exactly what it is.
Speaker 5: What does it mean?
Speaker 1: Well, for the fifty percent of the.
Speaker 2: People in the room, they know you got good days
Speaker 2: and bad days, right, what does that mean? So for
Speaker 2: the women in the room, you got good hair days
Speaker 2: and good bad hair days.
Speaker 1: Right right, So for the dudes in the room, you
Speaker 1: got good day Wait, bad days? Wait? Tell me more.
Speaker 2: The whole thing is the temperature outside can dictate.
Speaker 1: And I use that word intentionally.
Speaker 2: How see people like it when you're talking, how you present?
Speaker 1: Okay, so summer tends to be warmer? Okay, right, okay,
Speaker 1: more blood flow? Got it? Got it right?
Speaker 2: And so the idea that summer penis is a bad
Speaker 2: thing is not necessarily it's the winter penis.
Speaker 1: That's a little bit. It tends to be more shy.
Speaker 3: So I see, yeah, I see, I see.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it. That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 3: So why are doctors issuing warnings over this? It sounds
Speaker 3: like summer penis is a good thing.
Speaker 2: It's not a bad thing. I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: a good thing. I'll say it's not a bad thing.
Speaker 2: It's more about don't be concerned if if wait.
Speaker 3: So it says doctors claim that some men may experience
Speaker 3: shrinkage of up to fifty percent when exposed to air
Speaker 3: temperatures below sixty degrees.
Speaker 1: That's what I said, I'm not even a doctor, and
Speaker 1: I know that.
Speaker 5: Sixty degrees is nothing like that's not even that cold.
Speaker 1: It's a good thing.
Speaker 2: It's eighty five here in Lancas. The're right, fellas, Yeah right.
Speaker 5: That summer penis all right and we're done.
Speaker 1: Yep, just like that.
Speaker 2: Hey, we want to thank first of all everybody here.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for coming out. Hey, Benny, what's going on? Hi, Benny.
Speaker 2: We want to thank Chris Chris from al To Dina,
Speaker 2: thanks for coming up and talking. Greg and Elena and
Speaker 2: Jose Patrick, Henry back there, the best name in the
Speaker 2: house today, Bart and Sandra, Brian Kara, everybody here at
Speaker 2: Bravery Brewing for.
Speaker 1: Coming on out and helping us.
Speaker 2: Chris and Julie and our promotions guys were helping us
Speaker 2: out today.
Speaker 3: It was Jake's first time. Let's not forget about thank
Speaker 3: you wherever Jake went on. Paige, first time she's left
Speaker 3: her house in a while.
Speaker 5: She's she's battling some health issues.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're with you there, Page Dana and Tom our
Speaker 2: security guys for you guys keeping the crowds at bay.
Speaker 1: We appreciate that.
Speaker 3: All I think it was Angela, Was it your first
Speaker 3: time you you yeah, yeah, all right, another first time.
Speaker 1: Bordop Elmer back in Burbank.
Speaker 2: Producer Keana Hu thank you as well, and again thank
Speaker 2: you to everybody who came out today. If you're here,
Speaker 2: stick around. We got one more segment. That's just the
Speaker 2: gas weekend fixed for you in the building.
Speaker 5: You know what helps with blood volume in there. Never mind,
Speaker 5: we're done with that.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 5: I kept a reading.
Speaker 1: John Cobalt show us up next. Thank you all for coming.
Speaker 1: We'll see on Monday. Stay dry, everybody say the things.
Speaker 5: Blessings,