Speaker 1: Hi, this is Bobby Brown and welcome to another fucking podcast.
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Speaker 4: Hello, Hello Las Vegas, Hello world, Hello, my loyal minions.
Speaker 3: It is good to see you. It is always good
to be seeing. I'm Mizzie Presley, the host of the program.
It's called Another Referent Podcast. And if you're new, welcome.
If you're not welcome, it's good to see you. Guys,
got a great show for you this week. My good
friend Keith Roth from Sirius xm hair Nation and Ozzie's
Boneyard is going to join the show in a little bit.
His brand new record is called The Law of Diminished Returns.
It is right here. It is available right now, and
you'll see the link down there along with all the
other links you guys should click and check out and
buy stuff from and support because that's what we do. Also,
got a got the return of that's right dating tips
with porn stars taking from the a v NS in
January here in Las Vegas, Nevada. I have Nicky Viscious
and Michelle Danielle and they're in the trans one. They're
the trans category. A couple of beautiful gals and very
insightful and entertaining. That's gonna be coming up in here
just in a little bit. Make sure you guys do
check out the Las Vegas Guitar Trade Show that is
coming up in the end of May into the beginning
of June. That weekend is going to be great. I'm
hosting that. I'll be hosting on the on the Blue Cruise,
which is in August the end of August twenty second
through the twenty ninth, leaving out of Boston and going
nort and then next week I will be on Cruise
to the Edge, which is the prog cruise. Excited about
that as I do every year, along with my good
friend Brian Ot DJ Beef himself or as I called
him Brian from Sheboygan when he came up to play
on the Monsters Cruise with us. I'm hosting karaoke and
doing all the hosting stuff along with my good brother
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Welcome to the family. That's right. I am currently working
on the Hall of Fame show. I'm reaching out to
a couple of people that are going to be inducted
in this first class Yes, full disclosure. Stealing this idea
from my good pals Tom and Zeus over on the
Shout It Out Loudcast. I've actually been thinking about this
for a long time and hearing them do their Hall
of Fame episode, it was like, ah, fuck it, it's time.
I'm gonna do it. I'm inducting five people I've been
in touch with two of them already. I do know
who they are going to be going to start working
on that as soon as you get back from the
on the Blue from a Cruise of the Edge. So
I'll be gone from the second to the ninth and
try to get some Patreon content for you guys, because
you guys are not going to be on Cruise of
the Edge. A lot of you guys are on Monsters,
so it's like, yeah, what's the point you guys are there?
You're seeing it all anyways, And it wasn't really any
behind the scenes stuff to do. I was so fucking busy,
so busy on Monsters, but I love it. You know,
five shows, karaoke, two comedy shows, my two fucking cruiser jams,
all the hosting stuff, introducing bands. I went out and
married a couple on the beach. It wasn't real because
the cruise ship owns the beach, so the captain has
to do it if they want to be legal. So
maybe they'll come out in Vegas and no, I we'll
do it for real. So there is that. What else
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did that website for me. So thank you very much, Steven.
And I'm sure he has his link on the website.
I actually haven't looked at it lately, which I should
because I have to start updating it. I'm gonna start
putting blogs and news stories and stuff like that. So
we're gonna do a lot of that kind of fun
stuff now. Obviously, earlier this week there was a show
where I vented about kiss and joked at the same time. Now,
let me get this straight. I fucking love kiss. Kiss
is the reason I do what I do. It all
comes back to fucking kiss. Sometimes you have to, you know,
call it as you see it. And don't get me wrong,
I would love to go that would be fucking fun,
But the fucking packages came out cheapest one, starting at
nine hundred and ninety nine, so basically a thousand bucks
a person, and well it's just you know, a thousand
person I'm sorry, eleven nine starting at that comes that
lose your fees and taxes. Oh but wait, there's more
three hundred and twenty nine dollars per person per night.
So even if you shack up with somebody share a room,
you're still both paying three hundred and thirty bucks a night.
So basically you're paying fifteen hundred bucks. Oh, then the
next one, the next one twelve hundred and sixty nine
a month or a month per person, so thirteen twenty
nine or thirteen eighty nine I'm sorry, plus four hundred
and nineteen per person per night. Oh but you get
round trip shuttled to and from the airport with that one,
so there's that. Oh, then it kicks up another thousand
dollars thirteen hundred dollars actually twenty six to fifty nine
plus is that say, eight hundred and eighty nine dollars
a night per person? Oh yes, it does, so twenty
eight twenty nine total with fees and taxes, plus another
nine hundred dollars per person per night. Oh but wait,
there's more forty nine oh nine, which is really fifty
one forty nine with taxes and fees, plus an extra
sixteen one hundred and thirty nine dollars a month. A month,
I keep saying a month. It's like I'm paying rent
sixteen hundred and thirty dollars thirty nine dollars a night
per person. So yeah, I guess who's not going to
see Kiss? And I'm not gonna lie as if you
listen to the show earlier this week, I pretty much
talk myself into wanting to go. But there's no fucking way.
There is no fucking way. How do they expect people
to afford this? This is ricoculous. Of course, you're talking
to a broke guy. You're not talking to somebody with money.
If you have money, man, have fun. I'm not saying
don't go. You got the fucking money, go. It's just
like the cruises. Yeah, they're fucking expensive. Are they worth it?
Your goddamn right they are. And this is basically a
Kiss cruise on land and they haven't even announced who's
all playing, if there's gonna be more bands, I don't
fucking know. I'm sure many of you will correct me
on that. So but look, if you want to go, man,
go have fun, have a blast. It's fucking kiss You'll
be surrounded by fellow kiss tards. It'll be fucking great.
And I say that with the most love possible, because
I am one. I'm more of a geek than a tard.
But whatever, what can you do. I also came across
this news story has to do with soccer. I know,
I know a lot of you are falling asleep just
with the word soccer. It's the only thing American sports
fans care less about than the WNBA. But this has
to do with hot trim Argentina fan who went topless
at the World Cup final escapes punishment in qatars. So
of course, you know women can't be naked and qatar
in public. Oh it was her and her friend. They're
both Argentinian and they're both hot, and they're fucking hot.
And I can't find any fucking pictures of it unblurred,
which really pisses me off. Then I dug a little
bit more into the article. Oh they've got their fucking
uh you know, they're posing topless posting the pictures, but
they're blurred because they're on Instagram, so they have their
Instagram handles, and I'm like, oh, let's check these brods
out private accounts. Of course, you know these brods are
fucking OnlyFans girls, you know they are good for them,
good for them. God damn, they're fucking hot too. Jesus Christ,
Jesus Christ, Ladies and gentlemen, it is true. I can
finally say something positive about soccer, and it has to
do with naked hot brods. God bless naked hot broads.
They are a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful thing. God bless
hot trim. I'm looking at all these pictures there, they
are there, they are blurred, so dumb, it's so I
wonder if I just did a little so fema crash
nude blurred, covered, blurred, blurred. This is horseshit. Look at
those things. They're fucking tremendous. Oh wait a minute, hold on, now,
this is okay, Miss is bullshit because they have pasties
on They are not fucking okay. Now I'm pissed. I
got all worked up, all excited. They have fucking pasties
on their nipples. Pasties, Oh hold on, yeah, pasties tape
covering their fucking This is so fucking misleading. This is horseshit,
fock soccer, so dumb. It's so you tease me with
topless hot chicks. You tease me. I love boobs, We
all love boobs. Boobs are unbelievable. But no, gotta have
tape over there. It's not topless. Yes, the boobs are
flopping all over the place. Well, actually no, those are
pretty fakes and they're probably not very floppy. But they're
covered up. Why they're all covered up? So dumb. Jesus Christ.
Now I'm a sad, fat guy. Not only am I tired,
Not only am I hungover, Not only do I have
to poop. Now I'm bummed. I'm depressed because you can't
actually see the boobs. It's a tease. It's all a
fucking tease. It's horseshit, so dumb. Stop if you're gonna
show the boobs, show the boobs, like Edmonton Oiler's Gal
last year in the playoffs showed her boobs. You can
see those, you can find those. This is dumb, stupid, horseshit.
I'm still looking at them, and now I'm getting even
more mad. Now I'm getting even more pissed. I mean,
look at those things. I want to see those taunting
me with the thought about being able to see boobs,
and then you can't see boobs. So dumb, so dumb.
I don't know what to say. I don't know. I'm
at a loss for words. It's brutal. Why would you
do that? So dumb? And now I keep going back
and looking at him, and I'm getting more pissed. It's
just not right. It's just not right, your argentine in
show them. It's not that big of a deal there.
It's boobes. It's fucking boobes. Don't tease me with boobs.
I could keep this going for hours, but I'm not
going to. But speaking of boobs, no you're not going
to see boobs in the show. But I'm going to
give you two gals with boobs. It is time for
you guessed it? Dating tips from porn stars and these
are Nicky Vicious and Michelle Danielle. We do not discriminate here,
so I figured why not have a couple transcals do
it who are both fucking gorgeous to so whatever. Here
it is dating tips of porn stars. Nicky Vicious, Michelle
Danielle and we will be right back right after that
with Keith Roth, Serious XM, Ozzie's Boneyard Hair Nation, The Dictators,
David Johansson. Dude's got a great musical history. We get
into a lot of that. We get into pizza, we
get into sports, we get into a lot of stuff.
It's a fun conversation by his new record, The Law
of Dimensional Returns. This is another fucking podcast, and it's
time for.
Speaker 1: And now it's time for dating Tips from porn Stars.
Speaker 3: Another reform podcasts, Dating Tips from corn Stars. We got
nicky dishes and all right, we all know confidences cakes,
We're taking that off the table. What's more important? Looks?
Money or humor? Humor? All right? Is it important for
the guy to make the first move? Is it important
for the guy to make the first move? Not necessarily?
Speaker 2: Not enough?
Speaker 3: Well do you think that's because guys aren't as straightforward anymore?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I think curls are a little more and like, fuck,
we're a little nothing wrong with that. Can you smell desperation?
I don't know, can you smell me?
Speaker 2: That's my law?
Speaker 3: Text?
Speaker 2: Re call?
Speaker 3: Oh text, you prefer the phone call? A little more
old school all right, how long do you wait to
tell a guy or what you do? Guys? I'm very
honest right away the throug ho ut all right, and
people want to find you guys. Where I going to
find you? Socials all that good stuff.
Speaker 2: I guess whatever, the fucking.
Speaker 3: Bird website, thank you Vicious x xx, or you know,
just google me uping around.
Speaker 2: A long time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, by Google, you'll find me out many dads, holy pads, fastly,
royal pads, pretty much everywhere. Awesome.
Speaker 1: That was Dating Tips from Porn Stars. Now back to
another FN podcast with Izzy Presley.
Speaker 3: All right, we are back in That, of course, was
another edition of Dating Tips with porn stars from the
avans Nicky Vicious and Michelle Danielle. Uh. Keith Roth is
with us from Serious XM and of course the Dictators,
and he's got a brand new album which is out
now right.
Speaker 2: It's out in the universe, man.
Speaker 3: It's in the universe. Yeah, it's fucking It is called,
uh the Law of Diminished Returns. And before we get
into that, Nicky Vicious, by the way, she's like a
punk metal girl and that's how I know her through Twitter.
I expect mutual fucking musical interest, you know. It was.
It was like, Oh, this is fucking wild.
Speaker 2: What's the what's the background of nicky Canadian Canadians?
Speaker 3: Yep cock probably bigger than mine, is Uh she, like
I said, she is of the trans unit. However the
fuck you say that?
Speaker 2: Well, we should be in your hometown, I mean Minnesota,
and we should go to the Gay nineties.
Speaker 3: That's still open, right, yeah it is, it is, But
I mean West Hollywood's closer.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true. That's true. I'm gonna go there and
visit you in Dawson and do that whole casey caseum.
Speaker 3: I mean you guys had isn't it?
Speaker 2: Oh man, oh man? That was great. I mean I
had to pull out my Wilson picket right on record
after that. I was like, you guys brought me back
in time and Dog and Dawson together are great.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. Hold on, let me
take a sip of my Seltzer water here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a Trader Joe's water, right.
Speaker 3: Ah, Kroger, Kroger, it's the cranberry lime. It is quite delicious.
Uh So, Keith and I just got off of the
mosses of Rock cruise and finally detox. Finally all all
everything is out of my body that we put in
at the buffet. How are you feeling? How you doing?
Speaker 2: I mean that was a great cruise, man, that was
great cruise. You know, I didn't really officially jump on
to like about a month out, but I'm so glad
I went on there. I keep my record now five
years in a row. I know you've been on it,
what twelve thirteen times or any everyone everyone, They've all
been great, but I don't know about this last one.
It was just the best one for me. I don't
know why. They've all been phenomenal.
Speaker 3: Well, one you had Rose tattoo. Yep, and that's fucking
rose tattoo. And where else are you going to get?
Chris Holmes and everyone Keith Jeff Keith from Tesla singing
Neil fucking Neil Young, No, Neil Young rocking in the
Free World together on karaoke.
Speaker 2: You know I missed that. Where was I that night?
Speaker 3: I was the last night?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I was after the hardest party and yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think I fell asleep in the chair in that
and we're with the Q Steakhouse at the end. Yeah,
they woke up packed and got au. Jeff Keith was
interesting though, because every time I saw, or at least twice,
he had like this grape stem and he's pretending to
smoke reefer and he keeps passing it to me, and
I played along. I don't know what he was doing,
but I played along, like, you know, smoking the grape
stems with him. And Chris Holmes was hysterical, I mean,
and Michael Monroe had such a great time with those. Yeah,
Rose Tattoo, always delivering the goods. La Guns just a
great you know, a great voyage, another one in the books.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, and you are going to be on the next
one that we are doing together, because I have Cruise
at the Edge next week and then the end of May,
I mean the end of August we have on the Blue, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be back on the Blue. I love that
cruise and we've got some really great fun.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: The cool thing about that is me and you really
get to hang because, like you know, Mons is a
rocket's you know, it's crazy, man. We have a lot
of fun, but we're working. And then and on the
Blue we have those pockets where we get drunk together, which.
Speaker 3: Is yeah, exactly, and I like those pockets. I mean
getting drunk part hey, I enjoy that, you know.
Speaker 2: Geting drunk with Izzy Presley is always one of the highlights.
Speaker 3: And Dawson and he's the best. So let me we
the reason you're here is to talk about the record.
We're going to get into your past, your history and
all that kind of fun stuff. The record is out now,
and how long you've been working on this?
Speaker 2: Keith chipping away for about two years maybe two and
a half years. Actually, you know what the funniest thing is,
I finished the first mixes when we left for the
Alice Cooper Cruise, because I remember finishing those mixes and
literally going right to the airport. So that was the first, uh,
the first start of the law of Diministry.
Speaker 3: That was last year was or was that two years ago?
I think that was two years ago.
Speaker 2: I thought it was twenty two.
Speaker 3: Was it twenty two?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That was h Yeah, it's all they all fucking blow together.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but I remember that clear as day, finishing
that and then jumping on with you guys. So, I mean,
initially it was supposed to be a Frankenstein three thousand record,
you know, it was time to make a new one.
And then as I started, you know, laying down some
you know, recording some tracks, people were you know, they
were mostly demos at that point, people were like, this
is a little out of the box for Frankenstein and
then you know, submitting stuff to the dictators, and I
just felt it was really personal. It was my buddy
Danny from the Ban Angel said, you know, dude, people
know you from radio and people know you from music.
Why don't you just bring the two worlds together and
just call it Keith Roth and make it simple. And
since these these songs are different than a little bit
different than what you've been doing, make a solo record.
And he's the one that kind of you know, planted
that seat in my head.
Speaker 3: So the vibe that I got because I'm not gonna lie,
I'm not very familiar with your band's music, and straight
up and fucking honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'd expect nothing less from you, man.
Speaker 3: That's exactly exactly you to be a man, exactly. And
so I mean I got a a lot of like
early seventies like Bowie type space vibe. That is that
is that a fair way to assess it? Okay? Oh yeah,
there you go.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you remember the band Space Panther. I
gave you that record, Yes, yes, yes, It's like, you know,
I grew up. You know, my brother's you know, my
middle brother's twelve years older than me. So when around
my house man you'd hear the Who's Zeppelin, the Stooges,
MC five. No one knew who these bands really were
at that point, you know, Curtis Mayfield. And then around
nineteen eighty seven eighty eight, to me, music got so
homogenized that I just went reverted back to everything that
I grew up on. And that's been ever since, to
be honest with you, I mean, it's been some great.
Speaker 3: Great wild that isn't a wild that the older we get.
That's kind of what we do. Yeah, you know, I mean,
because it's like, you know, in the eighties, I was
all about the eighties. Fucking I'm not even gonna say
the word, but the eighties glam rock is like I
call it. I hate the fucking term hair metal. It's
just I know it's I know it's eternally accepted now,
but whatever, I just don't like it. I think it's
a slap in the face.
Speaker 2: It is it's disrespectful because you know, I mean to
be honest. You know, I loved I always loved Faster
pussy Cat and La Guns and Guns N' Roses. But
when I got on Hair Nation, I really didn't know
Slaughter or Firehouse. And then you meet these guys and
they're incredible musicians, they're incredible people. And then you go
on these cruises and the fan base is so loyal
and it's so lovable that it was like it was
a second you know, I caught it after the fact.
And then I remember my band, Frankenstime. We did some
stuff with Cinderella, and I was like, what an incredible band,
And I was thinking of my sode, you know. And
at that point, the Stones were having issues with Ronnie Wood,
and I'm watching Tom Keefer side stage. I'm like, there's
your guy. There's your guy that you know. This guy
plays piano, he plays guitar, he sings like a motherfucker.
There's your replacement for Ronnie Wood right there. You know.
So it's cool that I got to experience a lot
of this stuff after the fact, which makes it even
more kind of fun and exciting.
Speaker 3: Oh no, absolutely, But like you know, back to the
point is how we revert back to the older stuff,
because like when like even when I'm at Goodwill and
I'm digging through the vinyl, I get excited about finding
a Wilson Pickett record. I get excited, you know, about
that kind of stuff. And yeah, I get excited. I mean,
actually I get a boner when I find like an
eighties rock record, because you never see those. I mean,
it's like when I pulled out the fucking Meet the Beatles,
you know, from Goodwill.
Speaker 2: That's the best.
Speaker 3: It's like, what are you You're never gonna find this,
but there's just gems and it just more. I listened
to that sixties and seventies music, It's like, oh fuck,
it's just and then like it as you heard in
when you were listening to me in Dawson, which you
can only get on the Patreon by the way, patreon
dot com slash real Izzie Presley highly recommended, highly recommend it.
Yes is the bass playing, oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: You know I heard you bring that up last night,
and Antley she started thinking of guys like Parkish John
who played with like Lou Reed rock and roll Animal,
and you know, obviously Jamison. You know these guys they
played base. They're bass players. They're not guitar players that
you know played bass because by demotion, you know what
I mean. I mean these guys is really you know,
Dennis Dunaway, these guys really are bass players. And you're
bringing that up with such a great point because it's
so true. You know, the way they make they make
the rumble, the groove, the lines that they.
Speaker 3: Come up with is duck Dunn. I mean, here, come on, now, were.
Speaker 2: You kidding me? One of the greatest of all time?
Speaker 3: I mean, right exactly.
Speaker 2: That's why you know I love Curtis Mayfield Records and
all the Parliament Funkadelic, you know, Funkadelic in general. I'm
you know, I've got Bootsy. I mean, there's so many
Geddy Lee He's you know, he's a he's a phenomenal
bass player. But but but you where you're talking about
with the grooves of Wilson Pickett and all that stuff, Yeah,
no one really does that anymore or knows.
Speaker 3: How to do it. Dude, Even those early Kiss records,
Gene was a monster fucking player, and he doesn't get
the credit. I mean, Kiss never gets credit. Anyways for
you know, for being musical, which is bullshakes. It's almost
like Caveman Prague those first three records, it's like, what
the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 2: And that's pretty much Prague is. It's like, what the
fuck are you doing? Yeah, that's exactly it. It's guys
that grew up in the garage together that didn't know
what they were doing and turned it into something where
nobody could do what they're doing is really what it became.
You know. It's funny you mentioned kissed them. I read
an old interview with Mike Bloomfield, one of the greatest
guitar players ever Electric Flag, and he was saying like, well,
who do you dig? And this was like in the
mid seventies, and he's like, Ace Freely is like one
of the greatest, you know, new guitar and that's coming
from Mike Bloomfield and guitar players like when they you know,
they bow down to Mike Bloomfield. So he was able
to recognize all the great stuff that Ace was doing,
you know.
Speaker 3: Back then, right right, I mean, like Ace, especially in
the seventies, like yeah, seventy five, seventy six, he was
unfucking touchable I mean, you listen to that live version
one hundred thousand years that I don't. There's something about
what he plays.
Speaker 2: I call him the middle step because there was Jimmy
was so influential, and then there was Ace, and then
there was Edward. I mean, really, that's the three guys
to me that influenced everybody. Everybody, And of course there's
a lot of great ones. There's zillion guitar players and
so many are great, but those are the three steps
to iconic influential guitar players. Jimmy Ace and uh well
you can throw Jimmy Page in there as well too,
and Jeff Beck. But you're talking about a whole masses
of people. Those three are the ones that got to
the masses.
Speaker 3: Yep. And it all starts with Scotty Moore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. And I'm sure he got it
from somebody as well, right.
Speaker 3: Oh, no, exactly exactly. But so the record is out now,
where can people find the record?
Speaker 2: The Keith anywhere? Anywhere to buy records at? You know, obviously,
I know I did this really cool thing on Talk
Shop Live, which such a great show, and they got
some signed copies. They're Amazon, you know, a lot of
record stores, brick and mortar places have it, Deco Entertainment,
dot com. You know, so it's out there. The vinyl
has have come out until April twenty fifth. The CD
and digital stuff is out there now, which is cool and.
Speaker 3: Well, it's good to know that they're catching up with
the vinyl because there was a long time where it's
like the CD would come out, then a year later
the vinyl would come out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the pressing plants are they're more and more popping
up and uh, you know, yeah, they're moving the turnarounds
a lot quicker too, which and you know that. Listen,
the kids that I talk to, and I talk to
a lot of kids the next generation, like if they don't,
they'll use streaming to decide if they're going to buy
the record. Right, buying the record means vinyl. It's like
when we were kids again. It's like, you know, if
you walk through my neighborhood right now, it's like that
seventies show. You know, they got the long hair of
the flannel shirts. They're wearing discipline of pink floyd shirts
and they're listening to the same shit that we grew
up on, that we smoked, you know, Weoul getting high
in the woods with. I mean, it's the same thing.
They love the Who And it's funny what the new
gets old much faster than the old gets older.
Speaker 3: And speaking of that seventieshow I mean, look at this
fucking covers. That's space tight eye you know, wrapped up
into one big donut of course the back cover. Yeah,
just fucking great. What was the inspiration?
Speaker 2: You know, it's kind of an autobiographical record, even though
I didn't realize it. Like there's a couple of covers
on there, like Curtis Mayfield, Superfly and straw Man with
Roster Boss playing on it. But you know, I mean
all of it is you know, from you know, stories
on my youth and my youth the stories of friends
of mine went through. It's just a real honest record,
you know, some of the all the lyrics come from
a real honest point of view. And obviously, as you know,
my inspirations are you know, t Rex Bowie. Yeah, if
you want to get modern, maybe Elliott Smith and people
like that. But it's, uh, you know, I don't lie
about it. I do what I do and that's it.
You know, if you like it, cool, if not, you know,
what can I tell you? You know, you listen?
Speaker 3: Is he there? You go listen to Izzy. I'll say,
other than being an East are you, are you an
East Coast pizza snob?
Speaker 2: No? Not really. I mean I love New York PiZZ
It's the greatest peace in the world. Brooklyn p I mean,
but you know, New Jersey has really become. You know,
it's a suburb of New York City. If you google
my town, it says suburb of New York City. So
a lot of the pizza guys came down here. So
I think the pizza is the best. But I'm not
a snob. I've had great pizza in Minnesota.
Speaker 3: I've had oh oh do that Midwestern tavern style with
the fucking square cuts. I mean, to me, that's where
it's at because that's what I grew up on. But
I can still appreciate other fucking styles of pizza.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: What I mean. I hate these guys like, oh, there's
no good pizza anywhere, But no, fuck you, there's good
pizza everywhere.
Speaker 2: I mean, I prefer New York pizza over Chicago. But
if I was born in Chicago, I may think differently.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm like here, here's the Here's the thing though,
is Chicagan's don't eat that fucking deep dish lazagna. They
eat the thin crust tavern style. It's that's the tourist
thing is they have to get the fucking lasagna, which
I can get round lasagna.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess with everybody when they go to Chicago,
the first couple of times they you know, they got
like the same thing in Philadelphia. You know, at cheese steaks.
There's so many great places, but people go to the
two obvious places, which are phenomenal, but there's you can't
get a bad cheese steak anywhere in Philadelphia And.
Speaker 3: Oh, you can't get a bad cheese steak anywhere. Well,
that's true, it's true. I mean, it's a fucking cheese steak. Oh,
it's the bread of the fuck off. Fuck off.
Speaker 2: There is something magical about New York bread though I
don't know the water or the Yeah, there's something real
special to that.
Speaker 3: It's it's the piss in the water that gives it
that favor.
Speaker 2: Yes, the water, rat uh, defecation and all that stuff.
It's intertwined in there, but there is something good about it.
Speaker 3: No, kay, This is your third time on the show,
and we've never really delved into your history because the
first time it was was it. It was the Drunken Summit.
Speaker 2: I believe, I believe that was it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the next one was with Flip.
Speaker 2: Yeah. That was really cool, and I thank you for
Like I said, there's always these bands that come through
the cracks. You know, I fancy myself as a music college,
but there's always so much stuff to learn. And then
you got me in a flip a couple of years ago.
Loved the band Great Records, and you know, so that
was really cool being a part of it. And that's
ironically that CD I sent you. You know, my band
Frankenstein was on a Dolls tribute with the late great
David Johansson and I'm I was looking for ten inch
poly bags. There you go, you go. I had to
send that to you because I was looking. I appreciate
it because I have OCD. I found some ten inches
that aren't poly bag, so I went to the storage
and I grabbed them, and behind it there was a
couple of CDs. I'm like, oh my god, I remember this,
and they were signed and then I flip over. I'm
like Flip is on this record with Steve Jones and
they're signed by David. I'm like, I got to send
this to Izzy like it was meant and I meant
to bring it on the cruise and it was on
my mantle. But now at least I got to mal
it to it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, and it's appreciated. And you know, the first
two times you were on it, I didn't know that
you played with David Johansson. How did how did you
get in that in that circle? How did you get
in in Dave's radar?
Speaker 2: You know, I played with a lot of people before that.
Me and David started working together at Sirius. We were friends,
you know, Okay, we we Frankenstein opened up a couple
of shows for him, and we always got along really good.
And then Meg Griffin thought I'd be a you know,
a great producer because the way we hit it off.
And then one night we were playing Don Hill's Frankets
and David came out with Marin. He's like, dude, I
didn't know you were you know, I love your band
so much. He goes, and that's probably a bad thing
because I told the Ramones to get day jobs. But
he goes, but you know, musically, and then you know,
we started doing some Johansson group stuff and he made
me his musical director for those gigs and I went
in the studio with him and as a matter of fact,
that track that's on that record, when they asked us
to be on it, I said to him, as a joke,
I'm like, hey, they asked us to be on this
Dolls tribute. I mean you would want to sing with us?
And he's like, what song you're doing and he goes, well, maybe,
And then when we cut the bedtrack, he's like, yeah,
I'll sing on that track, and he goes, do me
a favor, and we scheduled when he was going to
come to the studio and do it, and he said,
bring the lyrics. And I'm like, you wrote these lyrics.
What do you tell you? He goes, well, if you
go on the internet, they're close enough. Just bring it.
So we finished the session and he absolutely hit it
out of park because I had seen him, you know,
he was doing the Harry Smith stuff and he was
singing more of the folky stuff. He hasn't rocked like that,
and he just crushed it. And then he told me
right after he goes that Morrissey is doing this event
in London and he was the president of the New
York Dolls fan club and it was his dream to
get the Dolls back together. And Marris he it was
only supposed to be a show or two is He
Stradlin was supposed to play guitar, But while they're over there,
they wound up booking like eight or ten gigs and
then is He's like, well, it's too much. And then
they wound up doing that for fourteen years, and you
know so but and then after that, you know, me
and David, you know, we did a bunch of those
Johanson Group shows and such a blast, you know, doing
the Dolls records in the first two solo records, The
Hell of a Band too. Man, it was a lot
of fun.
Speaker 3: But did you get to play Buster Poindex for Hot
Hot Hot as.
Speaker 2: He would call it his smash shit?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Was he not a fan of it?
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, he's like me and you. He's
a musicologist, you know, he does a lot of Latin music,
and he found that song and he kind of put
his twist on it, and he think they would be
a hit. He thought would be a cool for the
record and it exploded. And I remember one time we
were walking on Broadway or somewhere in midtown. Somebody came
up and he's like, oh, David, I just heard your
stuff at a bar mitzfit the other day. And he goes,
He puts his hand on the guy's shoulder and goes,
I am so so sorry I ever recorded that. He goes,
I do apologize, you know, I mean, you know so,
I mean, yeah, it made him a household name, but
you know, he's iconic for the dolls and for the movies,
and yeah, I really missed the guy man, you know,
you know, I mean, if you listen to the tribute
that me and Meg Griffin did a couple of weeks ago,
there's a lot of funny stories, a lot of personal
stories that we shared and played some of our favorite tunes.
But you know, I worked with the guy religiously for
twenty three years and it was great, you know, playing
in his band and recording songs and producing the show.
So that was one of the highlights, you know, one
of the absolutely one of the good guys. Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, obviously I never had the opportunity to meet him,
but just one of those fucking iconic figures, you know
what I mean, no doubt, no doubt. Were you just
on tour with fucking Manitoba's Wild Kingdom?
Speaker 2: No, you see, that's a whole different entity. But Manitoba
used to be in The Dictators and I okay, okay,
so I'm not. I'm in the Dictators with the originally
founding members Andy Schernoff and Ross the Boss and Albert
Bischard from bloe Oyster Coult, the guy that took the
cow bell to a whole different level, with the richest
guy in the band. He's playing drums, so you know.
But no, it's a differ. I used to play with Manitoba,
playing a few of his bands, but obviously being in
the Dictators, that probably wouldn't work right now.
Speaker 3: Oh got you guy, I could have swore that you were.
I don't know.
Speaker 2: But the weird thing is my middle brother, my middle
brother went to kindergarten with Richard and Scott top ten Kepner,
And I mean I remember those guys from the neighborhood
because they're all like twelve thirteen years older than me.
So the first record I bought with my own money
was The Dictators Go go crazy at Alexander's and you know,
these are the guys from the neighborhood. It's pro wrestling,
it's punk rock, it's heavy metal, it's everything, just infectious songs.
So you know, I've been a fan for a million years.
Speaker 3: Right. Have you ever seen Dick Manitoba, Rob Zombie, and
Al Jorgenson in the same room together? No, I think
they might be the same person.
Speaker 2: Let's say that again, Manitoba, Rob Zombie, and I've met
them all, but I've never seen it all together.
Speaker 3: Yeah see see No I thought of that because my
first band was called Mattias Black and Love that first
the first song we ever played live was the Party
Starts Now.
Speaker 2: Song.
Speaker 3: Oh it's fucking great. It's cheesy as fuck, but it's awesome.
That's what makes it fucking great. Stop that whining because
bad day. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: That's funny. We may start doing that one we do
really yeah, we do New York, New York from a
Wild Kingdom, and I think we do one other one
that's a great album. That was really like the fourth
Dictators record, even though it wasn't called the Dictators. But yeah,
I would you have any video of you guys doing
the party starts.
Speaker 3: Now, Uh, there is, but I can't find it. It's
on a DVD and it's on a VHS. I have
the VHS. I do not have the DVD. I have
to get a pet put back onto DVD somehow. But uh,
it's it was something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell you great song too.
Speaker 3: Right right right? How did you get how did you
get lined up with the Dictators?
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I've known them for years. I mean
Frankenstein three thousand played with them many times. As a
matter of fact, we had an eight year tradition of
doing this one particular show every summer. And ironically, when
they had Manitoba's version of The Dictators, the bass player
Dean Rispler couldn't do one gig. He was in Seattle,
and Manitoba said, well, you know, and they wanted us
to do. They wanted them to do the gold Girl
Crazy record in its entirety around on New Year's Eve
or New Year's Eve eve, and Manitoba's like, listen, Keith
could do this and it was like a week's notice.
And I was playing bass and I learned it. We
crushed it. We made a shitload of money, the most
money ever made for one gig in my life, to
be honest with you, and we had a lot of fun.
And then when Andy wanted to get the band back
together with Ross, they and Albert. Albert's been a part
of the Dictator's history forever, Bloy Cult Dictators, They've always
had same management, you know, say you know, so they
knew that they wanted Albert. Albert wanted to be in
the Dictators, but Scott was with them and he was
involved in the first two singles they recorded, and they
realized shortly that afterwards that Scott wasn't going to be
able to do it because Scott, you know, had dementia
and it was becoming obvious that he couldn't, you know,
deal with the day to day stuff. So Albert had said,
what about Keith Roth, And Ross said, you know, that's
a pretty good idea. I think he could do it.
And Andy's like, I didn't even know he was a musician.
I knew him as a DJ. And I went down
one afternoon in Midtown and played with them at Smash
and we wound up having a good time playing all
the old songs. And afterwards Andy's like, you want to
do this? And I said yeah, and you know, we
made the first record in twenty three years. We've done
five tours already and we're having a good time. We're
getting We're going to be on the Little Stevens Underground
Garage Cruise next month too, So.
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, fuck yeah, dude, that's great. How long
have you been in radio? Then?
Speaker 2: Radio?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: But actually I did know Andy as a musician way
before I did radio. I mean, listen to radio is something.
If you told me I started in October of ninety eight,
if you told me in September of ninety eight I'd
do radio, I'd be laughing at you. But I was
in a band in the nineties and this girl, Amy
came out and did press on my band. We had
a record coming out, and she was really cool. She
was a publicist for Charlie wattson Ronnie Wood through Continue
them Wow, and we hit it off really good. And
then she moved down to Jersey where I was living
in Lawn Branch, and they started a radio station there
called the Rat, which is still there ninety five nine.
And she said, you know, I talked to the general
manager and I proposed a show, and I think you'd
be a good co host. And I'm like, and I
heard the rat and they're a great station, but I'm like,
I can't see myself. Hey, Memorial Day weekend, van halen
Port coming up. I'm like no. She's like no, we
could do our own show man and play whatever we
want as long as there's no cursing and between the
people we know. So I went to the meeting. My
hair was like up in the air, like a ubangy.
My daughter was like six months old. I dropped on
this big table. We handed a playlist and Dan's like,
I'm crazy enough to say, let's give this a shot.
And we started the show and within the first two
months we had Joey Ramone coming down and you know,
Johansson and John Paul Jones and it was sick man
the parties that used to it was, And sadly, I
don't think radio is ever going to be like that again.
But that's how I got in the radio. And then
a couple of years into it, I get a call,
would you want to do a punk show on Sirius
because it wasn't serious XM at that point satellite radio,
and I'm thinking, well, what is satellite radios? I like,
Wayne's World like I never I had no idea what
it was, and but the bread was worth it to
come into the city. I'm always there. And when I
walked through those glass doors in two thousand and two
and I saw, you know, I saw Pat Saint John
and Meg Griffin and Carol Miller like this is radio royalty.
I educated myself pretty quickly. So that's how I got
in the radio. Music led me to.
Speaker 3: Radio, dude. But I have the same I'm pretty much
the same story, except I came up with my show
and they put me on Sunday Mornings under the covers
with Izzy Presley, just playing fucking cover music, you know,
on a fucking rock station. And I did that show
until I left Minnesota. And during while I was doing
that show, I ended up being the afternoon drive guy,
you know, because I was there, the guy.
Speaker 2: I bet your ratings were great?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, yeah, And was I good? No, I've
gotten a lot better though.
Speaker 2: I think you're great, man. And I'm not saying that
because you know, we're doing the show together and I'm
supposed to smooth. But I've known you now a while.
It's definitely more than a minute. We've got some history there,
but you know, you're usually entertaining. You take a lot
of pride and respect and everything you do and you
give it and it's always fun. And when you came
out and did that, it wasn't this cruise. The other
cruise you did the Elvis thing. I'm trying to remember
what was it, Viva Las Vegas.
Speaker 3: Or what karaoke?
Speaker 2: No, No, the cruisers jam are the oh the.
Speaker 3: Cruiser jam yoh? Yeah, yeah, yeah we did. Uh we
opened up with c c ryder cer yep.
Speaker 2: And I was one of the highlights of that cruise
for me, man, because you were you were awesome.
Speaker 3: You know, well did you You didn't see the whole
show though.
Speaker 2: Well, I had probably an event to due, but I
caught you doing that, and I think I did Aerosmith
with somebody after that, and.
Speaker 3: Then right, that's right.
Speaker 2: I caught a couple of things. Those are fun though,
because you get Brian Foreside and you know, chow fun
and everybody to jam and stuff. I didn't Hopefully you'll
consider me next year. I didn't get to do it.
Speaker 3: You're always fucking well, dude. We had Michael Wilton this year.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what did he do?
Speaker 3: Walk? Because it was the rip jam. So we did
fucking Pantera, you know, which it was cool, you know,
because like, this is people, this is the reason I
do it. The guy that played drums and they don't
know who the the artist is until they get on
stage or they're getting ready to get on stage. And
when he found out it was fucking Michael Wilton. He's like,
the queen strikes my fucking favorite band and I get
to play with her. That's what it's all about. Man,
A lifetime and memories in fucking five minutes right there
right there. But the year that we did the Elvis,
So we did Elvis and then we went into Eastbound
and Down.
Speaker 2: Yes, that was that was That was amazing. You know.
I came home and I listened to my Smoking the
Bandit soundtrack after that. That was fucking awesome.
Speaker 3: Did you know? Did you know what we closed with?
Speaker 2: I probably wasn't there at that point.
Speaker 3: No, you weren't there. Jenna from Paradise Kitty and myself
did fucking Paradise by the dashboard light, the full fucking
argument in the middle, the fucking whole nine yards, and
it was, as you know, it's unrehearsed. Yeah, yeah, fuck
it let's go. Man, know your part, so let's fucking roll.
And we did it. Man, we pulled it off.
Speaker 2: Is that on YouTube?
Speaker 3: I have video of it? Have you got to send
me that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I like to see that. Also, mean you get
to do every year the charity thing for that James
Dio stand up and shout can fun And this year
we did it for the LA Uh you know people
that you know suffered the LA fires and stuff. We
raised a ton of money every year. That's one Hopeful
records too. We broke the record men. Is he those auctioneers? Man?
But we're raising money for great causes, which is another
highlight on that thing, which is super cool.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, And Keith, Before I let you go, we do
have to talk about your new podcast called Rockstrap with
our mutual close personal friend Don Jamison. When when did
when when did this idea come up? Because basically you
have musicians on, but you talk about sports, right.
Speaker 2: And uh and and sports guys talk about music. I mean,
it's listen, It's an idea that I had twenty years ago.
Longer than that, there's even a pilot that we made
with myself, Dave the Snake Zabo from skid Row black
Jack McDowell the picture, you know, Jack McDowell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we did a pilot.
Speaker 2: Nobody picked it up or was just just I didn't
have the energy to really shop it. And then I
was talking to Don about it, and Don's like, well,
you know, it's funny that metal show. We're thinking about
doing that sports show. Maybe we should revise it. We
kind of talked about it, We met with some people
throughout the years, and then you know, in early twenty
four Pantheon said that they were down to do it,
and we started doing it in July, so it's almost
a year. We probably did close to forty episodes, and
we've had everybody on there, from Jeremy Ronick to the
Dandy Warholes to guys from bon Jovi, and it's you
would be great on there too, because.
Speaker 3: I would love it, man, I would love it because.
Speaker 2: You know, man, as a music guy, which you are,
you know you talk to your buddies, Man, what do
you talk to you know, your music friends about sports?
You know, you know, you being from Minnesota, the Twins,
you know you're talking the Vikes or whatever teams you're into.
And that's the rule. If you're a sports guy, you
talk music and if you're a music guy. We had
Jeremy ronic on, you know, Jeremy Ronick.
Speaker 3: Of course, of course the way he fires up the.
Speaker 2: Team by putting on Iron Maiden and Zeppelin and you know,
hearing it from this hockey legend. And then he was
just sing the NHL Hall of Fame about not being in,
and literally the day after we recorded the episode, he
got in. So we edited nice. We edited for Jeremy.
But maybe we'll sell unedited editions soon. But yeah, I
mean it was fun. So me and Donn are having
a good time doing it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I love sports. I was a sports writer for a
few years, so I was in the press box. I
wasn't just one of these guys fucking at home blogging.
I was in the press box. I was on the field,
you know, And I missed that. I really fucking miss that,
you know, being in the locker rooms after the games.
And I was once in the Twins locker room with
the clubhouse as they call it in baseball. It was
after game one sixty three they played that extra game
against Detroit to see what I remember the offs because
they went to New York and got their asses handed
to them. You know next day, but being in a
locker room during a celebration like that is like nothing
you've ever been around before in your life. I'm talking
to Mike redman alson, I get this fucking beer poured
over my head. I turn around with Joe Nathan. You know,
I thought you remember Ron Komer of course, Well yeah, yeah,
yeah he was. He used to do a color commentary
on the radio for the Twins, right and sometimes on
TV I see him standing by the door, ringing beer
out of his tie into his mouth, the fucking most
glorious thing ever. So yeah, I have those stories. I
have those fucking memories.
Speaker 2: Man. I know we're gonna have to get you on
for sure. I'm gonna make a point of it. Also,
we're talking to each other on Opening Day, which is amazing.
Right it's Opening day right now. I don't know when
people are gonna see this, but you know, my Yankees
are probably in the fourth inning right now. The Twins
are probably just getting the close to first pitch at
this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they should be. They should be in the first
ending about now. Because we always know Opening Day, the
opening ceremonies used to take about twenty minutes, twenty five minutes,
so it's one thirty five. Should be going right about now.
Speaker 2: The joyous thing about Opening Day is every team's undefeated,
every team's in first place, and you know, the Yankees,
they're picking us to win eighty games, maybe getting in
as a last wild card. I love that when there's
no pressure on them and all these you know, in
my neck of the woods, it's all Yankee, you're Met fans.
And what I'm hating is fellow Yankee fans jumping on
this Mets fan wagon and I'm like, you can't come back.
Remember that you've made the list. You're on the list.
Now you're and we've got you, and now you have
to got I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: No, I was just saying what I've noticed about New
York fans. It's like you're either you're either Yankees giants
or your Mets Jets.
Speaker 2: I'm Yankees Jets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you're one of the few. You're one of
the few, and like Trunk is Mets Giants, right, But
for the most part, that seems to be the algorithm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you know, the Yankees and the Giants played
at Yankee Stadium, and the Jets and the Mets played
at Chase Stadium, so they kind of came in, came
as a package, you know. And I don't know if
you're in a basketball but I believe the blue and orange.
I am a diehard New York Knicks fan. And uh,
that trade that we made with Minnesota, you know, getting
call Anthony Towns and you guys got Randall and de Vincenzo.
I mean, we'll see what shakes out, you know. I'd
love to get I missed Dante though not at the
playoffser coming. I wish he was on the Knicks right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was a basketball guy until I covered it,
really and when you see timbrels are terrible. And it
was the last game of the season. There was the rookie.
One of the rookies was walking around getting his shoe
signed by everybody on the team because it's his rookie season,
right right, went up to Marcus Blunt. Marcus Blunt looked him,
went and walked away, like there it is. There's the NBA.
That's basketball right there. That's how it is. What year
was that, Oh, god, that was pra it was it
was after the Garnet trade. Okay, there was some thin years.
Speaker 2: Well there are some bad guys in all sports.
Speaker 3: You know, no, I get it. But it's like basketball
is all about the name on the back and not
about the crest on the front. And that's why I
love hockey. It's all about the team, you know, it's
all about fucking well. I can barely walk, but you
just fucked up, my dude. I'm gonna fuck you up
now too.
Speaker 2: You know that is the beauty of hockey. I mean,
and I listen, I think they're the most physical, physically
fit out of all I mean, you know, you know
what it's like to skate. You know, you grew up
in Minnesota, so I mean, you know, doing some of
those shifts and the play. I mean, I guess, well,
who is your allegiance to now you're in Vegas now right?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Fuck the fuck the Golden Knights.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know how that upsets me. They come
in the first year, they go to the finals and
they win a cup. I'm a Ranger fan. I saw
one in my lifetime. Thank god. My dad got to
see ninety four because he never thought he'd see that,
which he did, but he did. He made he got it.
He got he got that.
Speaker 3: I tell you what it drives me fucking crazy. They
come in, they go to the final the first year,
thankfully lost, you know, but they still want a cop,
you know in their sixth season. We had as Minnesota
sports fans, we had the north Stars go in eighty
one and ninety one lost both Islanders, Penguins, fuck Mario
mu God damn it still pissed off. Then we lost
our fucking team went to one final or one conference
final with the Wild and nothing ever since. And these
fucking cocksuckers come in and go to the final the
first year. Fuck you fuck you.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad to say that you didn't jump on
the bandwagon because that's probably the fuck no, And that's
probably the team you have the most access to.
Speaker 3: Right Oh, I could, I could walk to the arena.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean, you know, I'm a diehard Raiders fan.
I love the Raid. My whole family was Oakland Raiders fans.
Oh wow, you know the Stabler Belitna cough era. Yeah,
I mean, and I love the Raiders when they won
in seventy six against the Vikings, like I love the
Vikings like football is the only sport. Listen, It's Yankees,
It's Nicks. It's Rangers. And I had an uncle that
got me into the Islanders because he lived in Long Island,
took me. I met Bobby Nistrom and Bossy. I came
home to DA I said, I think I like the Islanders.
He said, get the fuck out of my house. Get out.
I was eight years old. Get out, get out. But
I you know, I meet these guys, they're cool, they
win cups. But all right, so but I am a Ranger.
But football it's Jets, and it's the Vikes, and it's
the Raiders, and I will root for the Giants and
I you know, all of them. But I mean with
that Raiders team in seventy six, you know, with Stabler,
and they would pluck it coming, you know, as he was,
you know, written off, as he's done and comes back.
But when they moved to Vegas, I'm trying to find
the love for them in Vegas. I'm trying to find it.
I haven't found it yet.
Speaker 3: I haven't even been to the stadium. I drive by
it every day, I mean, like literally try it because
it's right across the fucking highway from me. But I
don't know. Even when the Vikings were here, I didn't
go to the game. I'd rather watch it. Yeah, even
I got I got spoiled by press box.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I could see that. You get here, Uh,
I hear that from what I heard from a really
good source, though, a really good source, and he told
me that the Jets were going to get Rogers. The
same source told me that the Vikings are going to
get Rogers.
Speaker 3: Well, that door is not closed, and I'm gonna go
on record right now saying I'd be okay with it. Yeah,
because the guy can still throw. He just was on
a terrible fucking team and he's a head case. And
I always say.
Speaker 2: You saw the last last five games of the season
where they became respectable, and he almost knew if they
had another eight games they probably would have made the playoffs.
He looked amazing. I think he's got a good year
left in the tank, and on Minnesota that could smell
their first super Bowl to the first.
Speaker 3: I always say, because we all know that, you know,
the Vikings got farv after going to the Jets for
one year and as we called him, cheesus and you
bet you oh for sure. But when when when Rogers
went to the Jets, I'm like, oh, it's gonna happen
because he has jeesus envy. He because he's not Brett
Farv and he will never be Brett Farav. He has
cheesus envy. So he wants to go to Minnesota to
win a Super Bowl because Brett Farv could not. That's
the only reason he wants to go to Minnesota. I
know it.
Speaker 2: But you'd be okay with that, right if they did
win a Super Bowl, you'd be all right with that.
Speaker 3: It would be tainted by a packer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get that, But so you would have felt
the same way if Farv would have won you the
Super Bowl. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Farm is so endearing though, There's just so he's got
an aura about him. It's just so when he came
he was the most hated player in the league to us.
But when he came to Minnesota, like they it was
on the new every news channel had their choppers in
the sky following the fucking Vans from the airport to
the performance center. It was just it was like it
was like the fucking president was in town and everybody
just fell in love with him instantly because he just
had this aura. But I got to cover one game
when he was there, and being in that he didn't
do his He always did the press conference, he didn't
do the locker room thing, right, and just being in
that press conference, there's Jesus and he's he just had
this aura that sucked you in. It was just grit,
you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well, I mean you kind of knew that
was the plan, right, Like the deal was like, all right,
you go to the Jets for a year, because there's
no way Green Bay is going to trade with Minett
with with the Vikings, so you know, and the Jets
were at a point where, like, you know, they could
win the Super Bowl. They were right on the custom
of that maybe he could take him over the time.
They knew it was a one year deal. And he
played great for him, but then he messed up his shoulder. Yeah,
and I think they were like ten and one at
that point, and he played great feet. I mean, I
remember watching that playoff game with disgust when they lost it.
And but you know, as a Jet fan, and thank
god I'm a Yankee fan because I saw a lot
of titles, but as a Jet fan, they're gonna win
the Super Bowl. Five plays the guy tears his a achilles, Yeah,
and there you go. The Curse of the Jets. So
but I think he's built right now. If you got him,
you'd have a great year out of him.
Speaker 3: And so I agree, I agree, I agree. So all right,
let's wrap this up. I have to go try to
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