WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.639 --> 00:00:02.919 Amos is Sunday again. 2 00:00:03.080 --> 00:00:05.240 Yes, Sunday is right, norvillget we is on the radio 3 00:00:05.280 --> 00:00:06.480 ever Sunday Andy for Renso. 4 00:00:06.679 --> 00:00:09.160 Yeah, and here comes Ken Copenter. Now at the biggest 5 00:00:09.160 --> 00:00:11.519 news in Rinzo's history. Let's listen to him. It's the 6 00:00:11.560 --> 00:00:12.599 biggest news ever. 7 00:00:12.720 --> 00:00:16.280 It's new nineteen fifty Rensol with solium, a full year 8 00:00:16.320 --> 00:00:19.960 ahead of time. New nineteen fifty Rensol has three times 9 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:22.640 the widerwashing action of any other soul. 10 00:00:23.039 --> 00:00:23.839 What more about that? 11 00:00:23.879 --> 00:00:24.519 In a few minutes. 12 00:00:24.559 --> 00:00:27.039 Now, Leber Brother's Company and new nineteen fifty Renso bring 13 00:00:27.120 --> 00:00:38.880 you the Amos and Andy show. Yes, sir, Lever Brother's Company, 14 00:00:38.880 --> 00:00:40.759 the makers of Rinsos brings you a full half RM 15 00:00:40.880 --> 00:00:43.439 entertainment with litl lubin Eddie Green Arnstine way that you believes, 16 00:00:43.479 --> 00:00:47.679 John Alexander's Orchestra Chorus and radio's all time favorites Amos 17 00:00:47.719 --> 00:01:01.240 and Andy. Wow, this is the afternoon at the Kingfisher's 18 00:01:01.240 --> 00:01:03.840 Wife's Sapphire at Tanna's the weekly meeting of her women's club. 19 00:01:03.960 --> 00:01:06.480 She's just returned home and it's telling the Kingfish about it. 20 00:01:06.640 --> 00:01:09.159 Oh, George, we had the most wonderful meet in our 21 00:01:09.239 --> 00:01:10.879 club and had a very big turn out. 22 00:01:11.239 --> 00:01:12.359 All the girls showed up. 23 00:01:12.599 --> 00:01:14.200 Girls. What you mean girls? 24 00:01:14.359 --> 00:01:18.519 There was a bunch of overripe bobbists, George. 25 00:01:18.200 --> 00:01:21.000 Fyes, you always criticized my club. It's one of the 26 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:23.560 oldest clubs in town. They've been going strong. 27 00:01:23.319 --> 00:01:24.920 For ye I'll said it is the only thing that 28 00:01:24.959 --> 00:01:27.120 could break that outfit up is the epidemic a lot, George, 29 00:01:27.159 --> 00:01:27.840 that's what they need. 30 00:01:29.599 --> 00:01:31.640 By way, George, I heard the day that Andy Brown 31 00:01:31.760 --> 00:01:33.200 just inherited two thousand dollars. 32 00:01:33.239 --> 00:01:35.519 Wait a minute, Andy inhered the two thousand dollars. 33 00:01:35.640 --> 00:01:36.319 Why you hear that? 34 00:01:36.359 --> 00:01:38.159 Holy smokes, that's right, George. 35 00:01:38.400 --> 00:01:41.439 Anna has died and left it to him. George, why 36 00:01:41.480 --> 00:01:43.439 don't you go out there inherit two thousand dollars? 37 00:01:44.439 --> 00:01:46.359 Look on here, they're my fault that I don't hurt 38 00:01:46.359 --> 00:01:49.120 no money. I was ready and willing. But Marella, this 39 00:01:49.200 --> 00:01:53.319 won't corroborate. The path is on there as usually so ported. 40 00:01:53.359 --> 00:01:56.760 It takes the joy out of the whole thing. You 41 00:01:56.840 --> 00:01:58.959 mean to say that Andy got two thousand dollars. You 42 00:01:59.000 --> 00:02:00.840 know this is one of the luckiest breaks I overhead. 43 00:02:00.879 --> 00:02:03.159 Now wait a minute, George, don't you try to jip 44 00:02:03.200 --> 00:02:05.319 Andy out of that money. After all, he ain't too 45 00:02:05.319 --> 00:02:07.159 smartacize that he's your best friend and. 46 00:02:07.120 --> 00:02:07.640 He trusts you. 47 00:02:07.879 --> 00:02:10.039 Now, I don't forget that, George. I'm going in the 48 00:02:10.039 --> 00:02:11.840 other room. But you remember what I say. 49 00:02:12.800 --> 00:02:17.879 Hmmm is right, And here is my best friend and 50 00:02:17.879 --> 00:02:21.000 it trusts me too. Chipping him is gonna be easier 51 00:02:21.039 --> 00:02:21.479 than I thought. 52 00:02:21.599 --> 00:02:30.759 Yeah, well, think Fish. 53 00:02:30.800 --> 00:02:32.680 I guess you've heard the news about Andy You Inherican 54 00:02:32.719 --> 00:02:33.520 two thousand dollars. 55 00:02:33.560 --> 00:02:35.840 Oh, yes, he is. You know, the boy is. 56 00:02:35.840 --> 00:02:37.719 Very happy about his unexpected pitfall. 57 00:02:38.520 --> 00:02:38.919 Uh. 58 00:02:39.039 --> 00:02:41.319 Yeah, I guess with a hunk of money like that, 59 00:02:41.360 --> 00:02:43.840 all the vultures in town will be buzzing around him. 60 00:02:43.919 --> 00:02:44.840 Yes, and King Fish. 61 00:02:44.919 --> 00:02:46.719 Matter of fact, down at the pool hall this morning 62 00:02:46.759 --> 00:02:48.759 there was laying eight to five that you'd out vulst 63 00:02:48.800 --> 00:02:49.599 the whole bunch of them. 64 00:02:52.319 --> 00:02:53.520 Well, I glad ahead. 65 00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:56.080 A boy still got confidence in man that need the 66 00:02:56.080 --> 00:02:56.960 five hunh Yes. 67 00:02:57.039 --> 00:03:00.039 The only thing is there's a certain condition in the 68 00:03:00.080 --> 00:03:03.319 well to touch them. Odds down considerable much that well, 69 00:03:03.360 --> 00:03:05.879 it seems that Andy's aunt that made this well thirty 70 00:03:05.919 --> 00:03:08.159 years ago, and she forgot the change it. The world 71 00:03:08.159 --> 00:03:10.919 states that the two thousand dollars must be used specifically 72 00:03:11.000 --> 00:03:12.439 for Andy's college education. 73 00:03:12.960 --> 00:03:17.199 Holy small and in college? She really threw a curve 74 00:03:17.240 --> 00:03:17.800 with that, didn't she? 75 00:03:19.400 --> 00:03:20.120 Even? Assuming that? 76 00:03:20.159 --> 00:03:21.919 And Andy did want to go to college, I can't 77 00:03:21.960 --> 00:03:23.879 imagine any college ever taken him. 78 00:03:24.080 --> 00:03:25.039 No, he couldn't get in. 79 00:03:25.240 --> 00:03:27.960 Uh, he wouldn't be Say wait a minute, read a minute, 80 00:03:28.639 --> 00:03:30.719 give me a vault and angle right there. 81 00:03:32.560 --> 00:03:34.120 If I was the start of college on. 82 00:03:34.159 --> 00:03:36.400 My own and get and in as a student, I 83 00:03:36.400 --> 00:03:38.199 could get the two thousand dollars an intuition. 84 00:03:38.599 --> 00:03:41.080 Yeah, that's right. It sounds like you got something there, 85 00:03:41.159 --> 00:03:41.560 King Fridge. 86 00:03:41.599 --> 00:03:45.039 Yeah, I'll get myself a college professor's cap and gown. Yeah, 87 00:03:45.080 --> 00:03:46.520 let's see what else can they get to make sure 88 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:49.599 that Andy would enroll in my college? Say wait a minute, Coola, 89 00:03:49.680 --> 00:03:50.039 that's it. 90 00:03:50.520 --> 00:03:51.000 Get a gal. 91 00:03:51.240 --> 00:03:53.280 Yeah, yeah, that's the angles. And I think I know 92 00:03:53.439 --> 00:03:55.639 just the gal too. I'll have her drop by at 93 00:03:55.759 --> 00:03:57.840 just the right time while I told the end. Yes, 94 00:03:57.960 --> 00:03:58.639 is she attractive? 95 00:03:58.800 --> 00:03:59.479 Oh yeah yeah. 96 00:03:59.479 --> 00:04:01.400 And I'll tell her to tell her to dress up 97 00:04:01.400 --> 00:04:01.919 classic too. 98 00:04:01.919 --> 00:04:03.639 I'll tell her to put on a new dress. Yeah, 99 00:04:03.680 --> 00:04:04.280 that's what I'll do. 100 00:04:04.560 --> 00:04:06.400 Well, I bet when this girl puts on a new dress, 101 00:04:06.560 --> 00:04:07.199 she'll really. 102 00:04:07.000 --> 00:04:07.599 Look like something. 103 00:04:07.879 --> 00:04:09.599 Well, I wish I could say the same thing about 104 00:04:09.599 --> 00:04:12.280 my wife Clara. Putting the new dress on Clara is 105 00:04:12.319 --> 00:04:15.240 like putting stuff covers on an old sofa. 106 00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:28.639 No matter what you do, the lumpy shape is still there. Well, 107 00:04:28.720 --> 00:04:31.439 here's the Kingfisher's office. I believe I'll get on in 108 00:04:31.480 --> 00:04:33.279 there and take a nap with him this afternoon. 109 00:04:34.319 --> 00:04:37.439 Well, come in, oh Kingfish, I see you as already 110 00:04:37.439 --> 00:04:37.879 for sleeping. 111 00:04:37.920 --> 00:04:39.120 You got on your black night gown. 112 00:04:39.160 --> 00:04:42.240 There, no, no, no, any this is a genuine college 113 00:04:42.240 --> 00:04:42.800 cabin gown. 114 00:04:43.240 --> 00:04:45.199 Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I guess I have seen 115 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:47.639 them before. Say, how come that cap is so flat 116 00:04:47.680 --> 00:04:48.040 on the flower? 117 00:04:48.120 --> 00:04:49.680 Well it's got to be any you see, most college 118 00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:51.639 professors have flat head and so designs to fit them 119 00:04:51.680 --> 00:04:52.439 kind of snug you see. 120 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:56.079 Well, what are you wearing the stuff for? You ain't 121 00:04:56.079 --> 00:04:56.879 no college professor. 122 00:04:56.959 --> 00:04:59.399 Oh that's why you're wrong, and you ain't here the 123 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:01.879 I got my license from the Board of Education this morning, 124 00:05:01.959 --> 00:05:05.199 open full fledged college. I was also entitled enrolled male 125 00:05:05.240 --> 00:05:05.879 female co. 126 00:05:05.959 --> 00:05:08.399 Eds grow genuine ivy on all four walls in. 127 00:05:08.319 --> 00:05:12.240 Person football players and the dot market in the college 128 00:05:12.240 --> 00:05:12.720 business with. 129 00:05:12.680 --> 00:05:15.399 Both feats in Yeah, I see fish, I understand right 130 00:05:15.480 --> 00:05:16.879 that you was running a college here. 131 00:05:17.040 --> 00:05:19.120 Oh yeah, yeah, but I can't talk to you now, 132 00:05:19.120 --> 00:05:21.600 ain't they're too busy here? Oh oh yeah, I wasn't 133 00:05:21.680 --> 00:05:23.279 rolling students for the false SUSA. 134 00:05:25.800 --> 00:05:26.759 Well you know, King. 135 00:05:26.720 --> 00:05:28.759 Fish, Now this is a funny thing. I was thinking 136 00:05:28.759 --> 00:05:31.480 about going to college myself, sure enough, oh show, Just 137 00:05:31.519 --> 00:05:33.639 so happens. I just inherited a big hunk of money. 138 00:05:33.759 --> 00:05:37.639 You don't mean to tell me, Hey, I had no idea. 139 00:05:37.360 --> 00:05:38.879 That you in heard the two thousand dollars on you 140 00:05:38.959 --> 00:05:39.399 rich In and. 141 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:42.040 Show. 142 00:05:42.399 --> 00:05:44.160 But the catch in the will is that I got 143 00:05:44.160 --> 00:05:46.839 to use the money for college education. Say tell me, 144 00:05:46.920 --> 00:05:49.480 King Fish, what kind of subjects you teach you here? 145 00:05:49.480 --> 00:05:50.560 Oh? Anything you want? 146 00:05:50.600 --> 00:05:55.879 And the uh uh spelling, electronics, solid geometry, flabby geometry. 147 00:05:55.399 --> 00:05:58.879 All stuff. The only thing that bothers me is do 148 00:05:58.920 --> 00:06:00.199 you take in students like me? 149 00:06:00.519 --> 00:06:00.759 You know? 150 00:06:00.920 --> 00:06:03.639 After all, I ain't had too much education. I had 151 00:06:03.680 --> 00:06:06.279 to leave school when I was seventeen. Oh you did, dune, Yeah, 152 00:06:06.480 --> 00:06:08.120 that was the age limit for the third grade. 153 00:06:10.439 --> 00:06:11.560 Don't worry about the education. 154 00:06:11.639 --> 00:06:13.360 Then there, I'll make an exception your kids and. 155 00:06:13.360 --> 00:06:16.079 Rule you as your Yeah, but Kingfish, I don't know. Member, 156 00:06:16.120 --> 00:06:18.360 I'll look around and see what other college is there. 157 00:06:18.920 --> 00:06:19.879 Well, all right, if. 158 00:06:19.720 --> 00:06:22.439 That's the way you feel about it, well, probably another 159 00:06:22.480 --> 00:06:23.360 student come in. 160 00:06:24.639 --> 00:06:27.920 How do you do, Professor Stevens, I just come. 161 00:06:27.800 --> 00:06:31.040 Over to enroll. Well, Kingfish, I'll be running. 162 00:06:32.920 --> 00:06:40.759 Hell no, mister Brown, this is miss Simpson. Yeah, how 163 00:06:40.839 --> 00:06:44.079 you do tell me, Miss Simpson that you figured on. 164 00:06:44.240 --> 00:06:46.759 Going to college here? Well, yes I am, but I 165 00:06:46.800 --> 00:06:48.920 had quite an argument with my mother about it. She 166 00:06:49.000 --> 00:06:52.319 wants me to go to finishing school. Finishing school. Don't 167 00:06:52.319 --> 00:06:54.199 look like there's much work left to do on you, 168 00:06:57.680 --> 00:06:58.319 mister Brown. 169 00:06:58.399 --> 00:07:00.639 You sound like the kind of man the walm, the 170 00:07:00.680 --> 00:07:01.560 about and ball. 171 00:07:01.759 --> 00:07:05.839 I'm glad to meet you. 172 00:07:05.839 --> 00:07:06.600 You're wonderful. 173 00:07:09.439 --> 00:07:15.319 I has a dog, all right, Well, too bad rolling 174 00:07:15.360 --> 00:07:17.399 in my school, huler. Look like you're missing not on 175 00:07:17.480 --> 00:07:21.959 a great curriculum. Yeah, well, wait a minute, I tell you, 176 00:07:22.040 --> 00:07:25.000 King Fisher, you know this education stuff is beginning to 177 00:07:25.000 --> 00:07:25.800 look mighty good to me. 178 00:07:26.439 --> 00:07:27.319 Go ahead, sign me out. 179 00:07:27.600 --> 00:07:29.720 Well, I gotta be running along now. I'm due back 180 00:07:29.720 --> 00:07:31.959 at the dance hole. I mean to have dresses in 181 00:07:31.959 --> 00:07:32.560 twenty minutes. 182 00:07:33.079 --> 00:07:34.319 You know, mister Brown, I was. 183 00:07:34.480 --> 00:07:37.360 So looking forward to going to college and sitting next 184 00:07:37.360 --> 00:07:40.720 to handsome intelligent, dashing gentleman. 185 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:44.199 Yeah, well, I'll tell you what you do if you 186 00:07:44.279 --> 00:07:49.240 get a chance, ditch him and meet me in the cloakoom. 187 00:07:49.680 --> 00:07:52.240 Well, he look like you and her will be matriculating 188 00:07:52.279 --> 00:07:53.720 together or h king Vince. 189 00:07:53.879 --> 00:07:56.639 If that's what goes on with higher education, I'm gonna 190 00:07:56.720 --> 00:07:58.160 hit a new altitude right there. 191 00:08:00.759 --> 00:08:02.959 So all said, then, now your college education courses is 192 00:08:02.959 --> 00:08:06.759 actly two thousand dollars h mayor Spittens. Yeah, well, I'm 193 00:08:06.759 --> 00:08:08.199 going down to see the lawyer and telling him I 194 00:08:08.279 --> 00:08:09.879 was rolled up in the college and I'm coming down 195 00:08:09.959 --> 00:08:12.160 for the money. Yeah, you know when college is gonna 196 00:08:12.199 --> 00:08:13.240 be a great thing for your son. 197 00:08:13.319 --> 00:08:24.040 Yeah, and I might learn something too. You mean to 198 00:08:24.079 --> 00:08:26.040 say that I don't get the money, mister Phillip, not. 199 00:08:26.040 --> 00:08:29.160 On this basis Brown, since you call, I thoroughly checked around, 200 00:08:29.199 --> 00:08:31.240 and there's no such college as the one you describe. 201 00:08:31.360 --> 00:08:34.360 Oh, Norm's, there's a real college. I was there, and 202 00:08:34.399 --> 00:08:35.799 I don't talk to the fellow that runs it. 203 00:08:36.039 --> 00:08:37.720 I'm sorry, there's no record of it at all. 204 00:08:38.039 --> 00:08:40.279 And before you get this two thousand dollars, you've got 205 00:08:40.279 --> 00:08:42.000 to comply with the terms of your aunt's will and 206 00:08:42.039 --> 00:08:43.759 become enrolled in a legitimate college. 207 00:08:44.080 --> 00:08:46.759 Well, this shure comes as a blow to me. I'm 208 00:08:46.799 --> 00:08:48.879 certainly sorry that I can't a roll in at George 209 00:08:48.879 --> 00:08:53.120 Stephens College, because today I met the most beautiful student. Buddy, 210 00:08:53.159 --> 00:08:55.720 I don't ever see. 211 00:09:04.519 --> 00:09:08.000 Give me a song to sing, a happy song to sing, 212 00:09:08.480 --> 00:09:13.440 no no, no, no, no no no no no pardicular 213 00:09:14.600 --> 00:09:18.639 something the world's made for finan prodict. 214 00:09:18.919 --> 00:09:21.559 And so the last one, and so the life. 215 00:09:22.399 --> 00:09:28.399 Something abound to be a melancholic to find inside, to 216 00:09:28.519 --> 00:09:29.320 fine and side. 217 00:09:31.720 --> 00:09:34.120 I'd love to spend my time in singing it. 218 00:09:34.240 --> 00:09:41.159 Some episod, some happy song, sad dear but music, holly ringing, 219 00:09:41.879 --> 00:09:48.600 it's for all its part. 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And now back to Amos 247 00:11:53.000 --> 00:12:03.559 and Andy. 248 00:12:06.200 --> 00:12:07.960 Well, there was thanks for driving me over here the 249 00:12:08.039 --> 00:12:09.159 lawyer stone Wall's office. 250 00:12:09.200 --> 00:12:10.480 I got to meet the kingfish. Yeah. 251 00:12:10.519 --> 00:12:12.240 Well, I was glad to do it in And I 252 00:12:12.240 --> 00:12:15.159 hope stone Waller has got some low angle for you. 253 00:12:15.559 --> 00:12:17.720 If here was a tough break getting two thousand dollars 254 00:12:17.720 --> 00:12:18.759 not being able to use it. 255 00:12:18.879 --> 00:12:20.879 Yeah, well I almost had the money, but the lawyer 256 00:12:20.919 --> 00:12:22.679 wouldn't let me go to the Kingfisher's College. 257 00:12:23.080 --> 00:12:25.279 You say they wouldn't let you go to the Kingfisher's College. 258 00:12:25.360 --> 00:12:28.039 Yeah, Kingfisher was all set. I was gonna take a 259 00:12:28.039 --> 00:12:30.639 course over there electronics. He got all the equipment, but 260 00:12:30.799 --> 00:12:32.039 breaking up the atom and everything. 261 00:12:32.120 --> 00:12:33.600 You mean to say that he got the great big 262 00:12:33.639 --> 00:12:34.960 machine that smashes the atom. 263 00:12:35.120 --> 00:12:37.600 Well that ain't come yet. I guess for the first 264 00:12:37.639 --> 00:12:39.279 few weeks. You're gonna split him up with a axe. 265 00:12:41.080 --> 00:12:43.080 Now I think this whole messdown a little crazy than me. 266 00:12:43.399 --> 00:12:45.039 Is you trying to tell me that the King Fish 267 00:12:45.080 --> 00:12:47.120 has got a credited university. 268 00:12:46.799 --> 00:12:49.159 Well there was no credit to He wanted the money 269 00:12:49.159 --> 00:12:49.720 of advance. 270 00:12:50.919 --> 00:12:52.000 I don't know what this is all about. 271 00:12:52.080 --> 00:12:54.200 Then, Well, anyway, the Kingfisher is don't give up the 272 00:12:54.240 --> 00:12:56.759 whole college idea so they could help me get the 273 00:12:56.759 --> 00:12:57.559 money from the world. 274 00:12:57.679 --> 00:12:59.399 Oh he doesn't give up the college. 275 00:12:59.039 --> 00:13:01.000 Now huh yeah? Wait wait here, come to King Freig 276 00:13:01.039 --> 00:13:01.679 down the street now. 277 00:13:01.679 --> 00:13:03.200 Yeah, well, I gotta get going and I don't want 278 00:13:03.200 --> 00:13:08.000 to get messed up in this thing, so long, hold 279 00:13:08.159 --> 00:13:10.840 down let's get right on up the Stonewall's law office here. 280 00:13:10.960 --> 00:13:12.799 Yeah, I hope we can figure out somewhere getting that 281 00:13:12.919 --> 00:13:14.200 money without me going to college. 282 00:13:14.279 --> 00:13:17.000 Yeah, now, don't forget that agreement. We don't sign anywhere. 283 00:13:17.039 --> 00:13:19.440 You give me half of the two thousand dollars if 284 00:13:19.440 --> 00:13:20.360 I help you get the money. 285 00:13:20.440 --> 00:13:22.279 Yeah. Well that's the deal that's going in and see 286 00:13:22.279 --> 00:13:23.120 if Stormwall got the. 287 00:13:23.080 --> 00:13:26.799 Idea, Well, hold on that stone Wall illars gotta. 288 00:13:26.600 --> 00:13:27.039 Come on in. 289 00:13:29.720 --> 00:13:32.399 It's your business, storm No, my free nice. 290 00:13:32.559 --> 00:13:35.480 But you know what a fellow was just in here 291 00:13:35.559 --> 00:13:39.799 trying to drive me, offered me fifty dollars to resign 292 00:13:39.919 --> 00:13:42.159 from a kick matching that twifty. 293 00:13:41.919 --> 00:13:43.120 Dollars a resign huple kids. 294 00:13:43.159 --> 00:13:43.360 Yeah. 295 00:13:43.639 --> 00:13:45.840 I guess he knew that with me all the kids, 296 00:13:45.840 --> 00:13:47.159 he couldn't He wouldn't. 297 00:13:46.759 --> 00:13:47.399 Have a chance. 298 00:13:47.440 --> 00:13:49.320 Yeah yeah, well who do you representing the kids? 299 00:13:49.320 --> 00:13:49.720 Stormall? 300 00:13:49.759 --> 00:13:51.320 This fella would offer me the fifty dollar. 301 00:13:51.440 --> 00:13:55.080 Yeah, yeah, I love Stormwall. 302 00:13:55.159 --> 00:13:56.879 Like I asked on the Telefornia. 303 00:13:56.519 --> 00:13:58.879 Did you figure out anyway of getting around that wheel 304 00:13:59.039 --> 00:14:01.000 so Andy can get the two down dollars without going 305 00:14:01.000 --> 00:14:01.600 to college. 306 00:14:01.840 --> 00:14:04.519 Well, one of the legal angles on getting around or 307 00:14:04.559 --> 00:14:07.080 where is if the terms of this thing is harmful 308 00:14:07.120 --> 00:14:08.840 to the beneficiar. What do you mean to go due 309 00:14:08.879 --> 00:14:11.120 to the beneficial Well, you see, I had a case 310 00:14:11.200 --> 00:14:13.519 once where a fella had to live in alask got. 311 00:14:13.320 --> 00:14:14.480 To inherit some money. 312 00:14:14.840 --> 00:14:18.360 I proved that the cold climate would be harmful to 313 00:14:18.480 --> 00:14:21.240 his health, so they gave him the money without. 314 00:14:20.960 --> 00:14:24.080 Him going there harmful. I wonder if anywhere of proving 315 00:14:24.120 --> 00:14:25.440 the college to be harmful to me? 316 00:14:26.840 --> 00:14:29.480 Well, if some psychiatrist said it would hurt. 317 00:14:29.320 --> 00:14:31.240 Him, meant you might have a case. 318 00:14:31.480 --> 00:14:34.000 Yeah, but well you're gonna get a psychiatrist or what psychiats? 319 00:14:34.000 --> 00:14:34.559 If that say? 320 00:14:35.679 --> 00:14:37.159 I know I can be a psychiatrist. 321 00:14:38.759 --> 00:14:40.399 Yeah, that's just what we're doing. And look here, I'll 322 00:14:40.440 --> 00:14:41.399 be a psychiatrist. 323 00:14:41.720 --> 00:14:42.960 Yeah that's right. Look here. 324 00:14:42.960 --> 00:14:44.759 Oh that's a great idea. You give a stone wall. 325 00:14:45.039 --> 00:14:45.440 You knew. 326 00:14:45.679 --> 00:14:48.279 It's surprising how street you can think with a crooked mind. 327 00:14:48.399 --> 00:15:02.120 Oh yeah, And before we go into the lawyer's office here, 328 00:15:02.159 --> 00:15:04.080 remember that I as the great psychiatrist. 329 00:15:04.480 --> 00:15:06.519 I remember everything we've done. Rehearse niver I know, okay, 330 00:15:06.600 --> 00:15:07.480 king bage, let's go in. 331 00:15:08.639 --> 00:15:11.200 Oh come in, mister Brown, how you do Miss Phillips, 332 00:15:11.240 --> 00:15:15.200 and permit me to introduce doctor Sigmund von Stevens, the 333 00:15:15.279 --> 00:15:17.039 big psychiatrist and brain sturgeon. 334 00:15:18.559 --> 00:15:20.679 How you do excuing of rubber gloves? I've been up 335 00:15:20.679 --> 00:15:21.840 all night operating. 336 00:15:26.000 --> 00:15:27.799 And just what is the reason for your visit? 337 00:15:27.840 --> 00:15:29.360 Doctor? Well, miss Brown. 338 00:15:29.080 --> 00:15:30.879 Here happens to be a patient of mine and he 339 00:15:30.919 --> 00:15:33.200 informs me to under the terms of some will or 340 00:15:33.240 --> 00:15:35.600 something or who's I don't understand much about them things, 341 00:15:35.600 --> 00:15:37.039 you know, But anyway. 342 00:15:36.759 --> 00:15:38.039 You say he got to go to college. 343 00:15:38.120 --> 00:15:38.960 That's quite correct. 344 00:15:39.159 --> 00:15:42.120 What about Well, it's my professional opinion as a genuine 345 00:15:42.200 --> 00:15:44.120 doctor that if Brown here is supposed to go to 346 00:15:44.159 --> 00:15:46.399 college and do any thinking, his brain is going to 347 00:15:46.440 --> 00:15:47.519 popul like a fires in balloon. 348 00:15:48.720 --> 00:15:50.000 Yeah, eyes in bad shape? 349 00:15:50.080 --> 00:15:52.879 Or well, doctor von Stevens, what do you base this 350 00:15:52.960 --> 00:15:53.679 diagnosis on? 351 00:15:53.840 --> 00:15:55.639 Well, on the fact that he is suffering from an 352 00:15:55.679 --> 00:15:58.960 acute undevelopment of the brain. I made a discovery when 353 00:15:59.000 --> 00:15:59.879 I disamined. 354 00:15:59.519 --> 00:16:00.000 Him this morning. 355 00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:01.960 What kind of an examination? 356 00:16:02.519 --> 00:16:04.480 Well, I stood him up and I looked through his 357 00:16:04.559 --> 00:16:07.320 left here, and all I could see was. 358 00:16:07.279 --> 00:16:08.360 Some blue and white stripes. 359 00:16:08.919 --> 00:16:11.320 Good heaven, what was that the wallpaper on the other 360 00:16:11.360 --> 00:16:11.879 side of the room. 361 00:16:16.399 --> 00:16:17.960 Do you mean to tell me that there is an 362 00:16:18.000 --> 00:16:19.960 open passage from one of his ears to the other. 363 00:16:20.120 --> 00:16:23.159 I'll it, oh yeah, on windy days, my head whistles 364 00:16:23.200 --> 00:16:26.039 like a Pickleol. 365 00:16:26.360 --> 00:16:28.840 This is the strangest thing I've ever heard of. Doctor, 366 00:16:28.879 --> 00:16:29.759 What are you going to do about it? 367 00:16:29.799 --> 00:16:31.200 Well, the only thing I can do is to put 368 00:16:31.240 --> 00:16:33.039 a little screen and east here to keep the fly at. 369 00:16:32.919 --> 00:16:33.960 The temporary. 370 00:16:35.720 --> 00:16:37.960 This is the most ridiculous story I've ever heard. 371 00:16:38.000 --> 00:16:39.519 Yeah a lot, admit mister Brown's kids. 372 00:16:39.519 --> 00:16:42.559 This isn't an unusual but there is a perfectly logical 373 00:16:42.600 --> 00:16:46.559 explanation for it. You see in the average man passage 374 00:16:46.600 --> 00:16:49.039 between the ears, it's filled up with a normal size 375 00:16:49.080 --> 00:16:52.200 Brian missus Brown, on the other hand, as the undeveloped. 376 00:16:51.679 --> 00:16:53.840 Bring yeah, ain't no bigger than the ping pong ball. 377 00:16:55.080 --> 00:16:57.399 And you mean to say that going to college would 378 00:16:57.440 --> 00:16:58.519 be a harmful well, I can. 379 00:16:58.519 --> 00:17:00.000 Want to give you my psychopathic apear. 380 00:17:00.279 --> 00:17:02.240 That's all I look. 381 00:17:02.440 --> 00:17:03.080 For example. 382 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:05.839 Just take a man that ain't exercised all that later 383 00:17:06.200 --> 00:17:08.279 he can't start all of a sudden without hurting himself, 384 00:17:08.480 --> 00:17:09.960 saying thing with mister Brown's brand. 385 00:17:10.359 --> 00:17:13.079 You Ever, after not using it all these years, he started. 386 00:17:12.839 --> 00:17:15.279 Doing them heavy, thinking now he gonna end up with 387 00:17:15.359 --> 00:17:16.720 a cerebral Charlie horse. 388 00:17:16.759 --> 00:17:17.079 That's what. 389 00:17:20.319 --> 00:17:21.920 A cerebral Charlie house. 390 00:17:22.160 --> 00:17:24.160 Yeah, that's hard to cure too. The only thing will 391 00:17:24.160 --> 00:17:25.279 help him as injecting. 392 00:17:24.960 --> 00:17:27.880 Sloan's lin him and into him sloans lend him. 393 00:17:27.960 --> 00:17:31.640 Yeah you see, Uh, this would be a detrimental to 394 00:17:31.680 --> 00:17:34.759 the beneficiar, and therefore the terms ought to be set 395 00:17:34.799 --> 00:17:36.920 aside in this will, and you ought to give him 396 00:17:36.920 --> 00:17:38.640 the two thousand dollars down to lump some cash on. 397 00:17:38.720 --> 00:17:39.759 I'll give the man the money. 398 00:17:39.599 --> 00:17:39.960 Will you. 399 00:17:42.759 --> 00:17:44.440 They me have anomaloge with Phillips and we get on 400 00:17:44.480 --> 00:17:44.839 out of here. 401 00:17:44.880 --> 00:17:47.240