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Speaker 1: You Colt is wearing my tank top is like a
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Speaker 1: to borrow a chainsaw from my neighbor and bring into
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Speaker 4: In front of me.
Speaker 1: I couldn't explain it to save my life. I refuse
Speaker 1: to use my mental capacity for that.
Speaker 3: Those are so difficult, and everything is in riddles all
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Speaker 4: Pause? Read it again.
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Speaker 4: Okay, one more time.
Speaker 1: A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each
Speaker 1: brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How
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Speaker 1: Here we go, a girl has as many brothers as sisters,
Speaker 1: but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters.
Speaker 3: Don't I saw you said a seven times?
Speaker 1: How many brothers and sisters are there in the fam?
Speaker 2: What's your guests? Is no?
Speaker 1: Because you got to know how many brothers and sisters
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Speaker 2: Two is incorrect?
Speaker 4: Anyway?
Speaker 2: Hi, Katy w B.
Speaker 6: What's your name Jessica?
Speaker 2: Jessica? All right?
Speaker 1: How many brothers and sisters are there?
Speaker 2: Incorrect? Thank you for trying, Jessica. Hi, Katy w B.
Speaker 2: What's your name?
Speaker 6: Nick?
Speaker 7: Nick?
Speaker 2: All right? How many brothers and how many sisters are there?
Speaker 6: Sisters?
Speaker 2: Incorrect? Thank you for trying. Hi, Katy w B. What's
Speaker 2: your name Jeremy? Jeremy? How many brothers and sisters are there?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: Incorrect? Thanks for trying again. I will never be able
Speaker 1: to explain this answer. I pulled this from like BuzzFeed
Speaker 1: or something as a girl or sorry, a girl has
Speaker 1: as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only
Speaker 1: half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and
Speaker 1: sisters are there in the family?
Speaker 2: One incorrect? Thank you for trucking them. Hi, Katie w B.
Speaker 2: What's your name?
Speaker 5: Lisa?
Speaker 2: Lisa?
Speaker 1: Do you know the answers and four sisters? Yes?
Speaker 6: Lisa?
Speaker 1: Wo okay, okay, explain this to me and Coult because
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Speaker 6: You know what.
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Speaker 1: Listen, we just gave away keyword. We are seven minutes
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Speaker 1: graduated from therapy and Cole was saying something along the
Speaker 1: lines of you are my muse, you are my inspiration.
Speaker 4: Fallons said, I was on my hands and knees at
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 1: You were like you doing that, Fallon has helped me
Speaker 1: see the light is what you said?
Speaker 2: All hell violent too far, too far? Anyway you had
Speaker 2: you began your own journey today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like I'm always like, once this happens,
Speaker 3: then I can have fun.
Speaker 2: Okay, So that's like one of your problems.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna get to this point in my life
Speaker 3: and then I'll be happy.
Speaker 2: That's a very common thing.
Speaker 1: People are like, if I just get past this, if
Speaker 1: I just get through this, then I'll be happy.
Speaker 3: Forget about everything that's enjoyable right now, let's focus on
Speaker 3: this and then it'll be my time to actually enjoy it.
Speaker 3: So I'm trying to figure out, like, what's wrong, what's
Speaker 3: the disconnect? And I talked I talked to my therapists today,
Speaker 3: and here's.
Speaker 1: A brand new relationship. You just met for the first
Speaker 1: time today, virtually.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we did. Okay.
Speaker 3: Two things that are a little weird to me, one
Speaker 3: super nice, but one I feel like I might be
Speaker 3: older than her, and I don't like that for some reason.
Speaker 2: That's a fair you know.
Speaker 1: I've had people before say that they want someone who
Speaker 1: feels like their mom almost.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I don't know about my mom, but I'm
Speaker 3: just like someone who's like why, Well, not that she's
Speaker 3: not wise or she doesn't have experience, but it's like
Speaker 3: it's like when you're you get on an airplane right
Speaker 3: and you see some twenty five year old flying or
Speaker 3: you see a dude with a mustache in super gray hair.
Speaker 4: That's the guy I want. He's been doing it for
Speaker 4: a while now.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm saying that guy feel like he's a
Speaker 1: little for when it comes to a pilot, I feel
Speaker 1: like that guy's way too relaxed. I actually want the
Speaker 1: younger one who's more efficient.
Speaker 4: You're just more attracted to the younger one. That's what
Speaker 4: you want.
Speaker 1: Not true, Mama likes a little salt and pepper. Okay, no,
Speaker 1: but I I get what you're saying. With a therapist,
Speaker 1: you want someone who has more life experience that they
Speaker 1: can uh imbart impart some of the wisdom on you
Speaker 1: that they you know, have learned through their life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I learned me and she did teach me
Speaker 3: some things about me. Oh, would you learn about yourself
Speaker 3: that I disassociate that's yeah, that I tend to flee
Speaker 3: when it comes to people who just want to love
Speaker 3: me and be in my life, okay, And that I
Speaker 3: never asked for help because I'm afraid of someone letting
Speaker 3: me down.
Speaker 2: That's what she said, geez in session one.
Speaker 3: Session one baby, and she was like, I don't know
Speaker 3: how you traverse life and navigated with the traumas you
Speaker 3: have had.
Speaker 4: You're doing very good. And I was like, you just
Speaker 4: want me to come back, So that's smart saying.
Speaker 2: That that's smart.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, if he loves a little complimentee.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like, oh he likes validation. Let me hit
Speaker 3: this button validate.
Speaker 1: But you know you were worried about going to a
Speaker 1: therapist because you've had bad experiences in the past. Do
Speaker 1: you think you'll go back to this when or will
Speaker 1: you seek out someone who's a little bit older?
Speaker 4: Okay? She I did love I liked her.
Speaker 3: She was cool, and it's just sucks to have to
Speaker 3: like reintroduce again everything.
Speaker 1: I will tell you something that people in media face
Speaker 1: why a lot of people don't want to go to
Speaker 1: therapists because like they have to be in the same
Speaker 1: stage as you, So the likelihood of them seeing you
Speaker 1: on TV or listening you to you on the radio
Speaker 1: as a thing.
Speaker 4: So a lot of people she mentioned that. She was like, Oh,
Speaker 4: you're on KDWB. That's so cool.
Speaker 1: See that would be an immediate turn.
Speaker 4: That'd be hilarious.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying people like a public figure, if you will.
Speaker 1: They don't like that because I don't want them to
Speaker 1: know what I do. I want them, even if they
Speaker 1: do know what I do, I want them to pretend
Speaker 1: like they don't. My therapist, She's like, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: honest with you. I don't like Top forty radio, so
Speaker 1: I don't listen.
Speaker 2: I'm a perfect.
Speaker 4: So I don't know.
Speaker 3: And also part of me just feels like I could
Speaker 3: figure out my problems by my own if I just
Speaker 3: talked out loud.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think that. I think you've had I
Speaker 1: think you've been through some stuff. I think you knew
Speaker 1: you do need a professional. I don't mean that in
Speaker 1: a mean way. I mean like I think it would
Speaker 1: really help you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, She's I don't know, we'll see I need to
Speaker 4: let people in. That's what she says.
Speaker 1: At least it's a female, so you know it's not
Speaker 1: your stalker. What if this was like a long, long
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Speaker 4: Me, like I don't know.
Speaker 3: Sometimes like honey pots me somehow seduces me in the night,
Speaker 3: and then it's like, oh, wait, oh you're my stalker.
Speaker 3: Oh this is weird, dude. That's a Netflix show right there.
Speaker 2: We gotta write this. We we need chatty PF my problems.
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Speaker 1: Cult didn't check his DM. But I got a text
Speaker 1: from Colt like he was breaking the news for me.
Speaker 1: But Lana del Rey And it's so hurtful how they
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Speaker 2: And I'm like, all.
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Speaker 2: But like you didn't have to throw it in there
Speaker 2: like that. It's so rude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't even mention his name at all. It's
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Speaker 1: But no, they said Jeremy. They actually did give him
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Speaker 2: James Corden is the latest.
Speaker 1: Okay, we don't need a sound effect for everything I
Speaker 1: do on the show. I asked you to load one
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Speaker 4: The sound effect you wanted me to load was this,
Speaker 4: Why that's the one you're like.
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Speaker 4: That's the one I loaded so.
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Speaker 2: Not to our boss, but to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: James Corden is the latest celebrity to say he tried
Speaker 1: oh oh oh o zemping and he said it didn't work.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he beat Ozempic.
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Speaker 3: it sober October. Ozemba October, that's where it's at. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but if it doesn't, I want like a guarantee.
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Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: People's Choice Country Awards, Beyonce took zero for seventeen awards.
Speaker 2: They Don't Worry Shaboozy gave her.
Speaker 1: A shout out on stage, so she loved that she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: thank you, Shaboozy and Chapel Rowan. She says things are
Speaker 1: too overwhelming and has canceled her music festival appearance. She
Speaker 1: was going to be in New York City in DC
Speaker 1: this weekend and she's like, look, I'm just I'm taking
Speaker 1: a break. Last night I saw her on TikTok and
Speaker 1: she was doing like a full rant about politics and
Speaker 1: people twisting her words. She's like, I don't like either candidate.
Speaker 1: I am voting. She called her, uh, she pronounced Kamala's
Speaker 1: name wrong. Kamala I think is what she said, which
Speaker 1: a lot of people call her Kamala. They don't know
Speaker 1: how to pronounce it. She's like, I'm voting for her.
Speaker 2: She's like, well, she.
Speaker 1: Said that, but she's like, that doesn't mean I agree
Speaker 1: with half the stuff she said. I just agree with
Speaker 1: more what she says than Donald Trump. Yeah, and then
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Speaker 1: I am I'll be honest, I'm a little worried about
Speaker 1: Chapel Rohan because she blew up very quickly, and she
Speaker 1: she seems to me, yeah, but she seems to be
Speaker 1: she doesn't seem to be handling it very well, so
Speaker 1: I hope she has the right people around.
Speaker 2: Her to help her through it. Yeah.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm just mentally preparing, you know what I'm saying
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Speaker 1: had an invisible friend growing up?
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I've seen an episode of Franklin the Hurdle Show. Yeah,
Speaker 9: I like his friend was his shadow, and that's a
Speaker 9: good idea. Yeah, yeah, a shadow friend.
Speaker 1: Anyone listening who had an invisible friend, had someone professed
Speaker 1: their love in a big way that you did not
Speaker 1: feel the same about.
Speaker 2: This happened to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, tell me your story.
Speaker 2: Uh, the gate.
Speaker 1: The guy's name was. I don't know if it was
Speaker 1: like I think it was. I want to say it
Speaker 1: was Easton.
Speaker 2: I can't remember.
Speaker 5: That's sad.
Speaker 1: No, it's for real, this is actually real, he wrote.
Speaker 2: He had me over his place. I liked him as
Speaker 2: a friend.
Speaker 1: He sat at the piano, had written a full song
Speaker 1: for me that he had me watch him perform.
Speaker 2: He was a very talented musician.
Speaker 1: Yeah, weird, but I did not have those feelings at all.
Speaker 1: And I felt so uncomfortable, and I was like, thank you.
Speaker 4: He's one of those I left.
Speaker 3: It's in those artists and like their voice, like hears everything,
Speaker 3: you know. He just thought he could like swoon you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I remember feeling just incredibly bad.
Speaker 2: But I was like, no, I had it, okay, this.
Speaker 3: Is it made me uncomfortable and it made me feel
Speaker 3: bad about myself. But this this girl who wasn't very
Speaker 3: popular in school in eighth grade gave me a Valentine,
Speaker 3: and then everybody made fun of me from getting forgetting
Speaker 3: it from her, and it was like, I felt so bad,
Speaker 3: but I was like, thank you, you know I don't
Speaker 3: have anything for you. And then the whole class like
Speaker 3: you got up down time from so and so, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, oh, that's not the full story. You're trying
Speaker 1: to look good on the radio, everyone making fun of you.
Speaker 1: You turned on her, didn't you. You're like, oh gross,
Speaker 1: and you probably threw it back at her.
Speaker 3: I did I should because I would.
Speaker 4: I would have saved a lot of hate.
Speaker 2: Then why did you feel bad? You didn't do anything wrong?
Speaker 3: Because I felt bad that I didn't reciprocate. It was
Speaker 3: like thank you, but like you know, I thought you were.
Speaker 2: Trying to hide the facts and look.
Speaker 5: Right, you were part of the bully.
Speaker 3: She was getting it already from everybody else, so I
Speaker 3: was like, all right, Oh that makes me so sad.
Speaker 3: Her also said for me, nobody else except her gave
Speaker 3: me a valentine. Would have been nice to get something
Speaker 3: from a popular person.
Speaker 5: That was my only option.
Speaker 10: Well, maybe you should have taken its my guy, or
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Speaker 1: Listen, We've had some nasty people calling, and I'm okay
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Speaker 2: Anyone listening who had an invisible friend.
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Speaker 1: way that you didn't feel the same about which Max
Speaker 1: was just in here. He had to go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom or something, but he said that a girl called
Speaker 1: and left a voicemail on his phone with Mario's lemon.
Speaker 2: Me let me Bee, And I was like, and He's like,
Speaker 2: oh no.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, it's such like a
Speaker 1: middle school thing to do, to leave like a song
Speaker 1: on someone's voicemail is so cute?
Speaker 4: Oh my right? And was she friend zone me in
Speaker 4: high school?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And I played her. I sang this song on her voicemail.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy that that worked out for you.
Speaker 4: Somehow this song was hot back then.
Speaker 2: I guess that.
Speaker 1: This might explain why you play this song any chance
Speaker 1: we talk about anything dating. It's a very bizarre choice,
Speaker 1: and you always play it. I'm like, why, good, which
Speaker 1: category did.
Speaker 2: You fall into?
Speaker 11: I have an imaginary sister, and I would go to
Speaker 11: my grandma and say, Grandma, who's prettier me or my sister?
Speaker 11: And she would look at me done it in the
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Speaker 2: Why what was up with grandma doing you so dirty?
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Speaker 3: But I had to do something at work, so I
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Speaker 4: Does that smell you? And she's like, oh, you don't
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Speaker 3: You asked my stomach or it's And I was like,
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Speaker 3: scary movies past things you are thankful for.
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Speaker 3: Halloween costumes, uh, tristan Halloween candy.
Speaker 5: Ah, twizzlers all right?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 3: Things you are things to wear when it's cold, a thong.
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Speaker 2: Max said he sucked and I am hype about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was cheeks in that last round. I'm a
Speaker 5: little I'm a little frazzled right now. That's okay.
Speaker 4: We've seen a lot worse.
Speaker 5: You've been decent.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So you have a minute to go through these.
Speaker 3: I have ten categories that are kind of like fall themed.
Speaker 2: Oh you don't have to leave Max.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you can.
Speaker 2: Say, because you already know, you already know Max leave
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 4: We kick him out of the studio. Yeah, so customed
Speaker 4: to leave it so sad. You have a minute.
Speaker 3: Your letter is t and your time starts now. Things
Speaker 3: you find at a pumpkin patch. Uh.
Speaker 4: Skip types of fall follers okay.
Speaker 3: Types of fall foods Tamala's what fall activities?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Total leading suit go back fall activities? Uh?
Speaker 4: Skip scary movies.
Speaker 2: The tech Texas Chainsaw, massacre.
Speaker 5: Things you are thankful for.
Speaker 2: Skip my team team Team Yeah, just.
Speaker 4: Team, You're my team.
Speaker 3: Halloween costumes Uh, Tina Turner Halloween candy, Tom Tom's things
Speaker 3: you wear when it's cold.
Speaker 2: Tom's by the way for candy. Things you were cold turtleneck?
Speaker 4: Uh, cozy things for fall.
Speaker 2: No turtleback.
Speaker 4: Least favorite celebrity h.
Speaker 2: Leasait celebrity Tom Hitdleston. That's not true. But I don't know
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Speaker 4: Brady, Okay.
Speaker 1: Fall activities, Uh, tub thumping, Uh what I don't know.
Speaker 2: Let's see cookies, turns.
Speaker 4: That's okay, that's that's your time. That's your time.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 8: But I was so white, Max, I was talking about
Speaker 8: turnips like the vegetables.
Speaker 2: Oh man, that would be a crazy situation. I say,
Speaker 2: we're doing turnups and you're like, all right, you show
Speaker 2: up bacon turnips? Very different?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 4: What did you say for number seven? Halloween candy fellon?
Speaker 1: Tom Thoms is another thing? But then I changed it
Speaker 1: to Tom's. But I think Tom Thomas is my original?
Speaker 1: Is that a candy?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: All right, we're going to go through it.
Speaker 3: So things you find at a pumpkin patch found, said Toddler.
Speaker 4: Max said, treats, very good, very good.
Speaker 3: Number two types of fall foods. You had tortellini soup.
Speaker 1: Dude, I go, I'll make it for you and you
Speaker 1: will be back at my door pegging for a second serving.
Speaker 4: Okay, not the first time.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 3: Number two Max, you had nothing. Number three fall activities
Speaker 3: you said, what I don't think I.
Speaker 4: Dumping?
Speaker 2: I get knocked down and not get up again.
Speaker 3: You never no Max out the obvious trick or treat
Speaker 3: double point.
Speaker 6: Zero.
Speaker 4: Scary Movies found that Texas Chainsaw masker.
Speaker 2: The Texas Chase saw massacre, So I.
Speaker 4: Guess you get double.
Speaker 3: I guess Okay, things you were thankful for. Fallon said
Speaker 3: team you said the people.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, word for that one, but I don't think.
Speaker 3: I can Halloween thoughts Halloween costumes two point two points,
Speaker 3: and Max.
Speaker 4: Yeah Tristan Thompson, which is two points as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cheating, you're almost as tall as Tristan. Things to
Speaker 3: wear when it's cold. Fallon had turtlenecks.
Speaker 2: That one was good for that.
Speaker 4: Max had thong, which I'm gonna give it to him.
Speaker 2: Is something I would never wear.
Speaker 3: A cozy things for fall You had a towel, Fallon
Speaker 3: Max had a thick blanket, which is way better.
Speaker 2: To described your word that doesn't count.
Speaker 3: Least favorite celebrity found that Tom Brady and Max you
Speaker 3: had Teana Taylor, which is two points.
Speaker 2: That is not your least favorite celebrity.
Speaker 3: Which means this is crazy. The both of you all
Speaker 3: tied up ten to ten.
Speaker 2: I feel good about it. Oh, it looks like got
Speaker 2: another Wrizzler in the road.
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Speaker 1: So, James Corden is the latest celebrity to reveal he tried.
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh oh zam Big.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: It did not work for him either.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, whatever it's it works for some
Speaker 1: people and obviously doesn't work for.
Speaker 4: Other It's disheartening.
Speaker 3: It's just I felt when I think of Ozam Big,
Speaker 3: I think anything I was gonna Tryamba October but I'm like,
Speaker 3: I thought I could eat whatever.
Speaker 6: Still.
Speaker 3: I thought it was like just a dissolve. It almost
Speaker 3: like you eat seven pieces of pizza. Boom shot of ozam,
Speaker 3: big calm baby.
Speaker 1: It's like an appetite, Like you don't crave it, you
Speaker 1: don't eat it if you feel full faster, That's what
Speaker 1: people say.
Speaker 4: I don't know. If I've been hungry for three years,
Speaker 4: I don't know if that would work. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I I know people get really serious over it, but
Speaker 1: I think it's something that we can like laugh about.
Speaker 2: I mean, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, I have zero statistics,
Speaker 1: but I have to assume this is the most popular
Speaker 1: drug that has existed since viagra.
Speaker 3: I have to assume. Dude, Yeah, probably you're not. I
Speaker 3: don't think you're wrong.
Speaker 2: I can't think of anything.
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously there are uh antidepressants and anti anxiety
Speaker 1: pills that maybe are higher up. But yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: very possible.
Speaker 4: I know so many people on ozemp, Yeah you do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know so many people.
Speaker 1: I know a handful of people who are on some
Speaker 1: form of it. Like I know one person on with GOV.
Speaker 1: I know a couple of people on like semi glue Tide.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know someone on that I don't know, but.
Speaker 1: There are like lots of different someone wrote into the
Speaker 1: podcast I do with Jenny. They're on something totally different
Speaker 1: I had never even heard of. But whatever, I mean, good, whatever, whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't my fausness.
Speaker 3: The only thing I'm on is a treadmill and it's
Speaker 3: not working out. Yeah, and then for like a week.
Speaker 4: That's the problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Maggie Smith, this is sad news. She passed away. If you're like,
Speaker 1: who's Maggie Smith, you would definitely know her from Harry Potter.
Speaker 1: She was in Downton Abbey, a little bit older generations.
Speaker 1: You would know her from Sister act she was. I mean,
Speaker 1: she's one of those actresses to me that like I
Speaker 1: only just I think of her, was playing the older
Speaker 1: role in like every movie, even though at one point
Speaker 1: she was younger and she was winning Academy Awards, I believe,
Speaker 1: But I don't know her from those films.
Speaker 2: Chapel Roade is just canceled.
Speaker 4: More show.
Speaker 1: She had a big festival coming up this weekend New
Speaker 1: York DC. All Things Go, I guess was the name
Speaker 1: of the festival, and she said, Hey, I apologize for
Speaker 1: those of you that have been waiting, but I can't perform.
Speaker 1: Things have gotten overwhelming over the past few weeks and
Speaker 1: I'm really feeling it, so I got to basically.
Speaker 2: Prioritize my health.
Speaker 1: I've said this earlier, but I worry about Chapel rom
Speaker 1: because she is.
Speaker 2: I think it's.
Speaker 1: Good she talks about this because so many celebrities have
Speaker 1: this overnight fame.
Speaker 2: They don't talk about it. You don't.
Speaker 1: No one has any empathy for them. You're like, oh, boohoo,
Speaker 1: you're rich and fame. It's like you wanted to be.
Speaker 1: But she's very, very vocal. But I do worry about
Speaker 1: her because it seems to really really be affecting her,
Speaker 1: and she's very vocal about it. So I hope she
Speaker 1: has the right people around her to help her through
Speaker 1: these things. I mean, she went on a kind of
Speaker 1: a rant about voting and people taking her words out
Speaker 1: of context and stuff on TikTok last night, So it's
Speaker 1: a lot. It's a lot for Chapel and I think
Speaker 1: she's so talented, Like I love her music so much.
Speaker 1: I hope that she can figure out how to handle
Speaker 1: this fame.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe one day and then we.
Speaker 2: Can go see her in concert. Obviously I want to
Speaker 2: see her in concert.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Lana del Rey married swamp guy Jeremy, which is basically
Speaker 1: the title everyone's given him, which is he's like an
Speaker 1: average guy who drives the swamp fan boats in New Orleans.
Speaker 1: And she went on a ride and then she went
Speaker 1: on a ride, if you know what I'm saying. Now
Speaker 1: he's married, like living her best life with him, which
Speaker 1: is funny and whatever.
Speaker 3: I think it's gonna work out too, I do. I
Speaker 3: think every celebrity should do this. If you're a mega celebrity,
Speaker 3: you should marry a normal person.
Speaker 1: Sure, but I also they were only linked as far
Speaker 1: back as like August.
Speaker 2: That's my only concern with that celebrity.
Speaker 4: Do you think would just like shack up with you,
Speaker 4: marry you?
Speaker 3: Roseanne Barr, I was thinking Hendrik Caville for some reason.
Speaker 2: But would you say his name? Did you say Henry cavill?
Speaker 4: Mike's not working? I can't for you.
Speaker 2: Have I been saying his name wrong? Thought Henry Cavill?
Speaker 3: I said Henry Caville. I don't know if that's right.
Speaker 2: Wait, which one's right? Wait? I got it?
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Speaker 2: I didn't realize.
Speaker 1: How soon the show was. October fourteenth is like two
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Speaker 4: I do feel like July we not. Can we go
Speaker 4: out side about sweating?
Speaker 1: We're already basically in October at this point it is insane.
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Speaker 1: actually commented on the video that we posted, and I
Speaker 1: haven't deleted it yet.
Speaker 2: I don't know how much long.
Speaker 1: Someone actually messaged me and that they were like, oh, falling,
Speaker 1: you're Indiana White Trash is coming out. We posted a
Speaker 1: video today. I had to bring in my neighbor's chainsaw
Speaker 1: for it. I had to borrow a wig from my
Speaker 1: coworker at Fox for Colt.
Speaker 2: Colt is wearing my tank top in the video.
Speaker 1: The point on the cross dress, the point is that's fine,
Speaker 1: you look great. The point first of all, men wear
Speaker 1: tanks all the time, so calm down, not that tight, Okay,
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Speaker 2: Well you die.
Speaker 1: So the thing is that I think what I was
Speaker 1: saying is I guess like the video is questionable, and
Speaker 1: I was like, we're trying.
Speaker 2: We were trying to.
Speaker 1: Recreate something that already exists in the world and almost
Speaker 1: parody it. But no one even knows who we're supposed
Speaker 1: to be because we don't look anything like the people,
Speaker 1: not at all. I'm questioning deleting the video. Basically, if
Speaker 1: you want to see it, you can fallin and cold
Speaker 1: on Instagram. But someone said that they would sell their
Speaker 1: soul for tickets in the comments. I think that's going
Speaker 1: a little far.
Speaker 4: My father in law text me and said, why would
Speaker 4: you do that?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And you were like, I don't know. I'm
Speaker 2: trying to give views back off.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to support it my family. Yeah, okay, this
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Speaker 1: simple question. Who is making your life difficult?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 4: There's only one rule to this. Don't be political.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true. You guys got to tell you guys,
Speaker 2: tell us what they're doing to make your life difficult.
Speaker 4: Want something like you.
Speaker 2: Could be like my boss, my baby daddy.
Speaker 3: Maybe somebody as at the gas station for some reason,
Speaker 3: but my mother in law, a neighbor.
Speaker 2: Could be anything. Nicky bill collectors could bet.
Speaker 4: I had the hospital called me a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, making your life difficult.
Speaker 3: I thought about waging war with the hospital bill collectors,
Speaker 3: Like this is you know what, didn't.
Speaker 1: You have a tactic with that before where you sit
Speaker 1: and't pay and then they finally called you back and
Speaker 1: gave you a discount.
Speaker 2: You just pay some of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so the way how you pay for your hospital bills?
Speaker 1: I just had a huge hospital bill. I did not
Speaker 1: do this, for the record, I was paid for it.
Speaker 3: I get the bill and then you throw it in
Speaker 3: the trash immediately, and then you wait for them to
Speaker 3: call you and be like, hey, we're going to send
Speaker 3: this collections or we'll give you thirty percent off.
Speaker 1: That's ever happened for me. But I don't know if
Speaker 1: there's my bill away though, that's the difference.
Speaker 4: I guess I got about like eighteen hundred bucks off
Speaker 4: that bill.
Speaker 2: So congratulations, welcome or thanks what? All right?
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Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 4: Is there anybody making your life difficult?
Speaker 2: Some days you do? WHOA, No, not really, I just
Speaker 2: want to see how you react. You make my life easier.
Speaker 1: I mean, there are some days my kid does, but
Speaker 1: that's like what they're supposed to do.
Speaker 2: They're kids, right for the most part.
Speaker 1: And this is rare because I can find something to
Speaker 1: complain about every single day.
Speaker 2: I don't have one of these.
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Speaker 2: We're doing a little who is making your life difficult?
Speaker 2: Right now? A little round of that.
Speaker 1: And by the way, you are never more than twenty
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Speaker 1: who is making your life difficult right now? We've got
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Speaker 1: to one KATIEWB one. This says the owner of my
Speaker 1: company is making my life difficult right now because in
Speaker 1: every meeting he cries about something. I'm talking full on sobs.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter how many people are in the meeting.
Speaker 2: Something makes this adult male sob every time.
Speaker 4: Maybe the business is like going under.
Speaker 1: That's like a very unprofessional thing. I mean, everyone can
Speaker 1: have emotions, but to do it every time as the
Speaker 1: manager that feels their owner feels a.
Speaker 4: Little Yeah, it's weird selling it out this Texas.
Speaker 2: My in laws are making my life difficult with their
Speaker 2: messy af divorce.
Speaker 1: WHOA yeah, but we have people on the phone six
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Speaker 1: making your life difficult right now?
Speaker 7: My students are making my life difficult?
Speaker 4: Now, which grade do you teach?
Speaker 7: I teach fifth grade?
Speaker 3: Ooh, okay, that's a dangerous age because they're cocky and
Speaker 3: confident enough to say, you know, whatever they want, but
Speaker 3: they're not emotionally intelligent enough to know it's ruining your day.
Speaker 1: But what are they doing exactly that it's making your
Speaker 1: life difficult.
Speaker 7: Well, it can be anything from vomiting in garbage cans, oh,
Speaker 7: making the loudest noises with their mouths, and then it
Speaker 7: catches on so everyone starts doing it. They don't take
Speaker 7: anything out that needs to be out, and they just
Speaker 7: stare at you. Oh, it's learned helplessness. So it's very
Speaker 7: difficult to move forward when you're taking three steps back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you get summers off.
Speaker 2: Oh, don't do don't fire.
Speaker 3: I mean I'm saying that was the positive. I'd be like,
Speaker 3: I get my summers. I get my summers. I get
Speaker 3: my summers.
Speaker 2: That's your daily motivation.
Speaker 1: You write that on your mirrors, you can read it
Speaker 1: every morning a little bit.
Speaker 7: But it's also nice when you get the hugs at
Speaker 7: the end of the day and they just love you
Speaker 7: and you're like, Okay, yeah, it wasn't so bad.
Speaker 4: It's worth it. Thanks for hanging there.
Speaker 2: Hi, Katie w B. Who's making your life difficult? Right now?
Speaker 2: My daughter? What is she up to?
Speaker 7: She backed into a cement wall and shattered the windshield,
Speaker 7: and all she was concerned about was paying for parking.
Speaker 3: Listen I have total two of my mom's be hicles.
Speaker 4: One was my fault. I backed into it with my car.
Speaker 2: There it is.
Speaker 3: And the second one was I hit a deer, so
Speaker 3: not not totally my fault, but I will say I
Speaker 3: did gas like my mom into You know, you should
Speaker 3: have taught me how to drive better.
Speaker 2: Oh so is that what your daughter is doing to you?
Speaker 2: Oh god, I would know.
Speaker 1: So as it turns out, your daughter's way better of
Speaker 1: a child than fault was. Oh correct, Well, you make
Speaker 1: everyone feel blessed they don't have kids.
Speaker 3: It turned out almost okay, okay, okay. Do the more
Speaker 3: I talk on the radio, the more I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: a nightmare.
Speaker 1: You're self deprecating, but I think you're a little too
Speaker 1: sharing of it sometimes, and then.
Speaker 3: People are like, oh, yeah, I've righted my wrongs.
Speaker 2: I like this.
Speaker 1: I want to do this again, mostly because some people
Speaker 1: called it and I actually was on the other parts side.
Speaker 2: How it was actually like, oh, it sounds like you're
Speaker 2: the difficult one.
Speaker 1: We do have your keyword because you're never more than
Speaker 1: twenty minutes away from your shot at Sabrina Carpenter Tickets,
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Speaker 6: So what you've been thanking?
Speaker 2: One on one point three Katie w B. That was real,
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Speaker 1: Good God, you're never more than twenty minutes away from
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Speaker 1: Okay, I've been thinking a lot. If you buy a
Speaker 1: bigger bed, you have more bedroom, that makes sense. But
Speaker 1: you have less bedroom.
Speaker 4: Thatund's tough.
Speaker 3: So you have like you have bedroom, you have more
Speaker 3: or less bedroom?
Speaker 2: Can you see what I'm saying?
Speaker 4: I see what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Look if I had a full and then I went
Speaker 2: to a king more bedroom, yeah.
Speaker 3: But if you do a full, it's like you better.
Speaker 3: You might as well just buy a cot From a
Speaker 3: Sporting Good story, the.
Speaker 1: Difference of a full to a queen is insane because
Speaker 1: you can technically, allegedly supposed to be able to put
Speaker 1: sheets use those same sheets.
Speaker 2: But I'm telling you right now, if.
Speaker 1: I laid with a singular other person on a full
Speaker 1: sized bed, I'm miserable.
Speaker 6: No, So what you've been banking?
Speaker 3: Are you supposed to cut your toenails. Yeah, how did
Speaker 3: we do it before? I understand the fingers because you
Speaker 3: just bite your nails off, right, But back in the
Speaker 3: day when we were all Neanderthals, how.
Speaker 4: Did you did they bite their toenails off?
Speaker 2: I'm guessing when I was younger, I did it a
Speaker 2: few times. I was more bendy.
Speaker 6: Were you?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I probably ate eight.
Speaker 4: I don't know you were biting your toenails off when
Speaker 4: you were still eight?
Speaker 2: Eight? To me, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3: But aren't we aren't we supposed to use our toenails
Speaker 3: as self defense?
Speaker 2: Probably? But guess what, It's twenty twenty four, so I'm
Speaker 2: not trying to catch a saber tooth. I'm not trying
Speaker 2: to split it with my toenail talent.
Speaker 3: Just think about this, Someone's coming at you and you
Speaker 3: just whip your shoe off, and you're.
Speaker 4: Like, back all my toes.
Speaker 1: A roundhouse kick would be a roundhouse slaughter.
Speaker 3: Did you be slicing and dice in? You cut a
Speaker 3: watermelon with your toenails at some point.
Speaker 2: I like that because.
Speaker 1: I'm always scared to cut a watermelon with a regular
Speaker 1: knife because it's like so big and roly, and none
Speaker 1: of my knives are sharp enough.
Speaker 2: They're so dull.
Speaker 3: There's always like you're on an outing or something that
Speaker 3: somebody have a knife. I'll hold up the folliat her
Speaker 3: toes out.
Speaker 2: I would be a hero every day.
Speaker 4: On Christmas Day opening up packages with your toes.
Speaker 1: Sopp hold on, olive bab will cut that barbie out.
Speaker 1: Let me get them plastic pieces on the back of
Speaker 1: that bot dice.
Speaker 2: Such a gross visual.
Speaker 4: You resulding someone to ostage with your butt.
Speaker 2: We won't wait just after the police get here.
Speaker 6: Don't move.
Speaker 4: Oh my tears.
Speaker 6: Okay, so what you've been banking?
Speaker 1: If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor
Speaker 1: clean or is the soap dirty?
Speaker 4: Why you gotta do that to me? Hold on, let
Speaker 4: me think about this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can soap soap to clean the floor.
Speaker 1: But then I don't know that I want the soap
Speaker 1: bar that has fallen upon the ground to then be
Speaker 1: used in my crevices.
Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3: Then you would have to clean the soap, which would
Speaker 3: make the soap dirty.
Speaker 4: That soaps dirty, The.
Speaker 2: Soap is dirty and the floor is not clean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta clean that soap.
Speaker 6: So what you've been back.
Speaker 4: Why do people go to Cleveland, Ohio and say, yeah,
Speaker 4: this is it, this.
Speaker 6: Is where I want to be. Let us do it.
Speaker 3: You know how many terrible cities there are to live,
Speaker 3: And then people are just like, sure, let's do it
Speaker 3: for like thirty years. Let's get a luggage here, Let's
Speaker 3: get a thirty year mortgage.
Speaker 2: It's a great place to raise your family.
Speaker 3: And the place where everybody hates on. Let's just be there,
Speaker 3: Let's just do it.
Speaker 2: What is in Cleveland? The rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
Speaker 4: Sad people, Ah say, I don't know. I would assume.
Speaker 4: I don't know for sure.
Speaker 2: What's worse than Cleveland?
Speaker 4: Though, I don't know. For some reason, I want to
Speaker 4: say Toledo, but I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 2: Most places in Kentucky.
Speaker 3: Apparently not des Moines. But where was that place we
Speaker 3: were just talking about this, you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 4: Which super was the suit Falls.
Speaker 3: Where they were like taking a vacation, like the anniversary
Speaker 3: he was gonna take his wife.
Speaker 4: No cedar rap rapids. Everybody hates cedar rapids.
Speaker 2: That was true.
Speaker 1: Consistently, everyone hated cedar rapids.
Speaker 3: Everybody on the text time is like cedar rapids socks
Speaker 3: get rid of it.
Speaker 4: So yeah, that's why. I don't know why people do that.
Speaker 6: So what you've been thinking?
Speaker 2: It's cheaper maybe, but is that worth it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: I'd rather go in that, dude.
Speaker 3: I would rather here we go. I would rather be
Speaker 3: ninety seven years old. No, working as a greeter at Walmart.
Speaker 3: That could be entertaining to supplement my income than live
Speaker 3: in Cleveland.
Speaker 1: Dang, those are some strong opinions.
Speaker 2: What a teeth taste like? And do like? Your teeth
Speaker 2: tastes different than mine?
Speaker 4: Let me see you get over here? If you imagine,
Speaker 4: there's only one way to test it, bro.
Speaker 5: No, it's only one way.
Speaker 2: No, what are your teeth tastes like?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I wouldn't want the taste them.
Speaker 3: I'm being secure past your teeth right now?
Speaker 2: Will they taste like?
Speaker 4: Can we honestly do peanuts?
Speaker 6: Sale? Peanuts?
Speaker 4: I do not want I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I'm saying peanuts, peanuts go stale.
Speaker 2: I come across some stale peanuts.
Speaker 3: My life missing through lots of peanuts at my That's.
Speaker 1: Why Texas Roadhouse is a top five restaurant in America.
Speaker 2: Peanut shut up.
Speaker 1: Yes it is where actually gonna get free.
Speaker 2: Rolls and cinnamon sugar butter.
Speaker 1: I got a couple of rolls, okay, asas I don't
Speaker 1: want a basket of them.
Speaker 3: You are only here right now because all of your
Speaker 3: ancestors survive long enough to procreate. Think about that, Think
Speaker 3: about the hundreds of thousands of years is just because
Speaker 3: your dumb ancestor was just alive, just long enough. You
Speaker 3: are the strongest gene that has been passed down.
Speaker 2: Would have been sick of one of them.
Speaker 1: What approcreated with someone who doesn't have a double chin?
Speaker 2: Awesome?
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, finds one with a fast metabolism thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank.
Speaker 4: You didn't settle with a warrior.
Speaker 3: You settled with a peasant who had just a beer
Speaker 3: gut dope.
Speaker 4: Thanks for that, all right?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so what you've been thinking?
Speaker 2: All right, let me tell you right now, someone's already
Speaker 2: dubbed this balance talents.
Speaker 3: Sounds just like a hawk had noise should do when
Speaker 3: you come in, They're like, anybody have a knife right now?
Speaker 2: So bad? I gotta get this keyword feather. What are
Speaker 2: the your hambard is feather? The eight.
Speaker 1: Dextit a five three ninety one versus Brenda Carpenter Dickens
Speaker 1: from Fallon's Talents, Gonna hold on.
Speaker 4: Myself.
Speaker 2: It's the unbelievable story of the day on one oh
Speaker 2: one point three kt w B.
Speaker 1: Beautiful, beautiful day outside right mm hmm.
Speaker 6: Cult.
Speaker 1: Imagine you have a car, man, you know what. Imagine
Speaker 1: you're on your bicycle. Okay, Imagine I'm in my car
Speaker 1: and it's beautiful, and I'm like, I'm gonna open my
Speaker 1: moon roof.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm a slider all the way open because I want
Speaker 1: that air to be fair on my bike.
Speaker 4: I haven't always I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, so stay on your bike.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, you're just being hit left and
Speaker 1: right with some wet sludgie something or other.
Speaker 4: Like, what is this?
Speaker 1: What is this round liquid splattering all over my face
Speaker 1: in my car, all over me?
Speaker 2: Guess what it is. It's a poo cano.
Speaker 4: A poo cano are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I'm talking about In China they had a poop volcano.
Speaker 1: A sewage eruption sent poo flying and started splattering cars, people.
Speaker 1: No one was safe, raw sewage hitting everyone everywhere. It
Speaker 1: shot up over thirty feet high like old faceful. Then
Speaker 1: gravity took hold and the discharge is crashing on people below.
Speaker 2: Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Speaker 2: That was so sucky.
Speaker 4: Who do you sue for that?
Speaker 2: I don't think you can.
Speaker 1: What happened was the authorities are blaming a poop cano
Speaker 1: on newly laid sewage pipes rupturing during a construction cruise
Speaker 1: stress test.
Speaker 2: Oh, she was stressful.
Speaker 1: Okay, they're calling it Dante's peak pop. It's the Dante's
Speaker 1: poop instead of Dante's Peak. And that is my nightmare.
Speaker 1: And that is your unbelievable story.
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