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Speaker 3: Let's begin with our third contender for headline of the
Speaker 3: Week status. We had two strong ones yesterday on Monday.
Speaker 3: A third the throne to the mix here, which is
Speaker 3: I think this one you'll find pretty aggressive as well.
Speaker 1: I just reached for the recorder in for the record
Speaker 1: yesterday I figured out a news system in order to
Speaker 1: do this look pat headline of the Week.
Speaker 2: One headline I labeled the boss. So you ready, I'm sure.
Speaker 3: The listeners appreciate you going above and beyond to document
Speaker 3: these so we can review them later in the week.
Speaker 3: It's organization, it is You are the epitome of that.
Speaker 2: Yes. Are you ready? Yes?
Speaker 3: Go. Billionaire Island where Jeff Bezos lives, lobbies state government
Speaker 3: to flush its poop down neighbors, towns pipes.
Speaker 2: Billionaire problems, poop.
Speaker 3: Hey, billionaire or not, that's something we all have in common.
Speaker 3: So this is the cross that Bezos and several other
Speaker 3: billionaires have to bear in Indian Creek Village, which is
Speaker 3: that very exclusive island where their mansions are in South
Speaker 3: Florida populated by billionaires known as the Billionaire Bunker. You
Speaker 3: can't even get in there. The bridge from the mainland
Speaker 3: is is close to the public and it protected twenty
Speaker 3: four to seven by armed guards.
Speaker 2: I get in there, swim.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good luck with that as well sophisticated security systems.
Speaker 3: The island is pretty much entirely cut off from humanity
Speaker 3: unless they want you there. The problem, though, is the
Speaker 3: shared thing that I just mentioned. Where to dispose of
Speaker 3: their waist. They don't have their own dedicated situation. They
Speaker 3: want to ship all their dut and waste water to Surfside,
Speaker 3: which is the nearest community, which is also pretty high
Speaker 3: end stuff. That's where that condominium clock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you know darnwyll surfside saying no thanks.
Speaker 3: Surfside, Actually no, they're smart money.
Speaker 2: Ten dollars.
Speaker 3: They would like the residents of the Indian Creek village
Speaker 3: to offer up for future sewer system improvements if they're
Speaker 3: going to accommodate and take on Indian Creek waste.
Speaker 2: If there's a whole filet right there. Yeahs as the.
Speaker 3: The billionaires are crying, this is nothing but extortion.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: As strong as your headline might or might not have been, there,
Speaker 1: it's not comparing yesterday's headline with the cats. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: Oh well, you want me to go ahead and play
Speaker 1: that off this recorder.
Speaker 3: Not everyone heard the previous two contenders, and we still
Speaker 3: have a couple of days to go.
Speaker 1: Headline number two yesterday was this, by the way, George.
Speaker 3: Is dismissed against Mory workers have cused to put accused
Speaker 3: of putting live cats in trash compactor in part because
Speaker 3: of a clerical error.
Speaker 2: That was pretty raw.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty strong and hard to beat.
Speaker 2: What was the other one?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: The other one yesterday was.
Speaker 3: Come on, you haven't clearly marked.
Speaker 2: Deficator as well? Here we go.
Speaker 3: To go, didn't even white man defecates on camera in
Speaker 3: Detroit shoe store. That was the one where the local
Speaker 3: local television station in Detroit dedicated three and a half
Speaker 3: minutes of their local evening newscast discussing that story.
Speaker 1: Yes, evening news three and a half minutes. I mean,
Speaker 1: we gave it a solid two and a half. But
Speaker 1: that's expected from the likes of us. Yes, we're the
Speaker 1: farthest thing from a legit news source. We have never
Speaker 1: claimed to be that. If serious news is going on,
Speaker 1: we do our best just to relay what's happening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we don't craft our living spewing hard news.
Speaker 2: Hey, speaking of news, chewing crap, what's the next story?
Speaker 2: Have you ever.
Speaker 1: Probably have you ever found a dryer sheet in your mailbox? No,
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say, in my shirt. I've
Speaker 1: had that experience, but sure lots of us have had that.
Speaker 1: I have not had this happen. But I went to
Speaker 1: school in kindergarten with my mom's panties on my back.
Speaker 1: Remember that electricity? Yeah it's great, it really wasn't. Kind
Speaker 1: of embarrassing for a five year old.
Speaker 3: Bobby, what's on your back?
Speaker 2: That he's got anywhere on his back. So what's with
Speaker 2: the mailbox and the dryer sheet.
Speaker 3: Apparently this is something that some mail delivery.
Speaker 2: Drivers do and so they don't get shocked. No, no, nope.
Speaker 3: Why Apparently the scent will discourage wasps and other biting
Speaker 3: insects from creating a hidden.
Speaker 2: That's great. Yeah, I had never.
Speaker 3: Heard that before. That's a little fun fens off angry
Speaker 3: yellow jackets, a little fun fact that we all take
Speaker 3: home today.
Speaker 2: They can't stand the smell.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna put a dryer sheet my
Speaker 1: mailbox when I get home. Just it just didn't courtesy
Speaker 1: for my mail carrier, Seana.
Speaker 3: I think that the insecticide companies that or that make
Speaker 3: wasp spray and stuff should make it smell like dryer sheets.
Speaker 3: So not only do they die when we hit them
Speaker 3: with it, but they also have to smell something that
Speaker 3: they can't stand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll teach you to stigma how that taste?
Speaker 3: Oh God, I was triming a triming a tree that
Speaker 3: I have over the weekend, and I'm up on the
Speaker 3: ladder with the hedge clippers.
Speaker 2: Problem number one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and one of those uh wasp nests was buried
Speaker 3: in there right at the top, and I was in
Speaker 3: the back to leave that part of the tree just
Speaker 3: with the branches growing up the rest just perfectly shaped.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, I'm doing the one armed extension thing,
Speaker 3: just whacking at it.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, you know, and then like two come out.
Speaker 3: They're pissed off, they're giving, they're giving, they're firing warning
Speaker 3: shots at Oh yeah, then get you.
Speaker 1: No, no, I I escaped unscathed. This is where well,
Speaker 1: I don't even get on the ladder anymore. I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, this is I will but with a with
Speaker 1: an electric saw or whatever. No thanks. This is where
Speaker 1: neighborhood kid, Hey see this right here? Will you go
Speaker 1: ahead and finish cutting that edge for Do you have
Speaker 1: a be suit by bee keepers outfit?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: And finally, is there there's this this while horrified taco.
Speaker 3: I can tell you right now.
Speaker 1: This person just texted in my wife just got stung
Speaker 1: last week getting the mail, telling you dry sheet in
Speaker 1: their problem solved apparently, plus mail is gonna smell better
Speaker 1: fragrant mail. Yes, And when when it's wintertime and you
Speaker 1: reach in, you don't get the data electricity mm hmm.
Speaker 2: God, this is cool. Thanks, Lynch. Don't thank me, I
Speaker 2: just I just saw this. I'm thanking you for passing
Speaker 2: it along to us.
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Speaker 3: They are seriously considering utilizing AI artificial intelligence to answer.
Speaker 2: What could possibly possibly Oh boy, remember I told you
Speaker 2: the beginning of the end.
Speaker 3: What's your emergency?
Speaker 1: Yes, there's two men outside breaking into my house as
Speaker 1: we speak.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, what was that? Your brakes are out?
Speaker 1: Nope, two men kicking door down.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I don't understand. Can you please please repeat
Speaker 3: your problem?
Speaker 2: Don't even get me fired up on this.
Speaker 1: It'd be just like calling you know, the third world
Speaker 1: country for a breakdown on your dishwasher.
Speaker 3: No, you know the thing that washes your dishes, Taco.
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Speaker 3: concern is going to slow it down. Artificial intelligence answering
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