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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology.

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<v Speaker 3>We let you tako one O one one w jr

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<v Speaker 3>R your freaking idiots. All right, This hour of the

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<v Speaker 3>show's brought you by the JR. Tuesday ticket takeover happening

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<v Speaker 3>Turnstyle presented by jar at the Orlando Empathy. Or get

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<v Speaker 3>a bunch of Paris of tickets for that show to

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<v Speaker 3>give away if you want to swing by that post

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<v Speaker 3>sometime between now and midnight again.

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<v Speaker 1>JR Instagram page, it's at one oh one one w

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<v Speaker 1>j r R. We did this every Tuesday for big

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<v Speaker 3>Let's begin with our third contender for headline of the

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<v Speaker 3>Week status. We had two strong ones yesterday on Monday.

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<v Speaker 3>A third the throne to the mix here, which is

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<v Speaker 3>I think this one you'll find pretty aggressive as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I just reached for the recorder in for the record

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday I figured out a news system in order to

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<v Speaker 1>do this look pat headline of the Week.

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<v Speaker 2>One headline I labeled the boss. So you ready, I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 3>The listeners appreciate you going above and beyond to document

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<v Speaker 3>these so we can review them later in the week.

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<v Speaker 3>It's organization, it is You are the epitome of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. Are you ready? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Go. Billionaire Island where Jeff Bezos lives, lobbies state government

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<v Speaker 3>to flush its poop down neighbors, towns pipes.

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<v Speaker 2>Billionaire problems, poop.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, billionaire or not, that's something we all have in common.

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<v Speaker 3>So this is the cross that Bezos and several other

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<v Speaker 3>billionaires have to bear in Indian Creek Village, which is

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<v Speaker 3>that very exclusive island where their mansions are in South

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<v Speaker 3>Florida populated by billionaires known as the Billionaire Bunker. You

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<v Speaker 3>can't even get in there. The bridge from the mainland

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<v Speaker 3>is is close to the public and it protected twenty

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<v Speaker 3>four to seven by armed guards.

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<v Speaker 2>I get in there, swim.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, good luck with that as well sophisticated security systems.

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<v Speaker 3>The island is pretty much entirely cut off from humanity

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<v Speaker 3>unless they want you there. The problem, though, is the

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<v Speaker 3>shared thing that I just mentioned. Where to dispose of

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<v Speaker 3>their waist. They don't have their own dedicated situation. They

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<v Speaker 3>want to ship all their dut and waste water to Surfside,

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<v Speaker 3>which is the nearest community, which is also pretty high

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<v Speaker 3>end stuff. That's where that condominium clock.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so you know darnwyll surfside saying no thanks.

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<v Speaker 3>Surfside, Actually no, they're smart money.

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<v Speaker 2>Ten dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>They would like the residents of the Indian Creek village

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<v Speaker 3>to offer up for future sewer system improvements if they're

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<v Speaker 3>going to accommodate and take on Indian Creek waste.

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<v Speaker 2>If there's a whole filet right there. Yeahs as the.

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<v Speaker 3>The billionaires are crying, this is nothing but extortion.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>As strong as your headline might or might not have been, there,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not comparing yesterday's headline with the cats. Go ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, you want me to go ahead and play

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<v Speaker 1>that off this recorder.

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<v Speaker 3>Not everyone heard the previous two contenders, and we still

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<v Speaker 3>have a couple of days to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Headline number two yesterday was this, by the way, George.

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<v Speaker 3>Is dismissed against Mory workers have cused to put accused

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<v Speaker 3>of putting live cats in trash compactor in part because

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<v Speaker 3>of a clerical error.

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<v Speaker 2>That was pretty raw.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's pretty strong and hard to beat.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the other one?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>The other one yesterday was.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, you haven't clearly marked.

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<v Speaker 2>Deficator as well? Here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>To go, didn't even white man defecates on camera in

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<v Speaker 3>Detroit shoe store. That was the one where the local

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<v Speaker 3>local television station in Detroit dedicated three and a half

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<v Speaker 3>minutes of their local evening newscast discussing that story.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, evening news three and a half minutes. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we gave it a solid two and a half. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's expected from the likes of us. Yes, we're the

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<v Speaker 1>farthest thing from a legit news source. We have never

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<v Speaker 1>claimed to be that. If serious news is going on,

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<v Speaker 1>we do our best just to relay what's happening. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but we don't craft our living spewing hard news.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, speaking of news, chewing crap, what's the next story?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably have you ever found a dryer sheet in your mailbox? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna say, in my shirt. I've

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<v Speaker 1>had that experience, but sure lots of us have had that.

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<v Speaker 1>I have not had this happen. But I went to

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<v Speaker 1>school in kindergarten with my mom's panties on my back.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember that electricity? Yeah it's great, it really wasn't. Kind

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<v Speaker 1>of embarrassing for a five year old.

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<v Speaker 3>Bobby, what's on your back?

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<v Speaker 2>That he's got anywhere on his back. So what's with

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<v Speaker 2>the mailbox and the dryer sheet.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently this is something that some mail delivery.

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<v Speaker 2>Drivers do and so they don't get shocked. No, no, nope.

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<v Speaker 3>Why Apparently the scent will discourage wasps and other biting

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<v Speaker 3>insects from creating a hidden.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great. Yeah, I had never.

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<v Speaker 3>Heard that before. That's a little fun fens off angry

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<v Speaker 3>yellow jackets, a little fun fact that we all take

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<v Speaker 3>home today.

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<v Speaker 2>They can't stand the smell.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I'm gonna put a dryer sheet my

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<v Speaker 1>mailbox when I get home. Just it just didn't courtesy

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<v Speaker 1>for my mail carrier, Seana.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that the insecticide companies that or that make

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<v Speaker 3>wasp spray and stuff should make it smell like dryer sheets.

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<v Speaker 3>So not only do they die when we hit them

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<v Speaker 3>with it, but they also have to smell something that

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<v Speaker 3>they can't stand.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that'll teach you to stigma how that taste?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh God, I was triming a triming a tree that

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<v Speaker 3>I have over the weekend, and I'm up on the

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<v Speaker 3>ladder with the hedge clippers.

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<v Speaker 2>Problem number one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and one of those uh wasp nests was buried

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<v Speaker 3>in there right at the top, and I was in

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<v Speaker 3>the back to leave that part of the tree just

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<v Speaker 3>with the branches growing up the rest just perfectly shaped.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm like, I'm doing the one armed extension thing,

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<v Speaker 3>just whacking at it.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh, you know, and then like two come out.

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<v Speaker 3>They're pissed off, they're giving, they're giving, they're firing warning

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<v Speaker 3>shots at Oh yeah, then get you.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, I I escaped unscathed. This is where well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even get on the ladder anymore. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, this is I will but with a with

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<v Speaker 1>an electric saw or whatever. No thanks. This is where

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<v Speaker 1>neighborhood kid, Hey see this right here? Will you go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and finish cutting that edge for Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>a be suit by bee keepers outfit?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>And finally, is there there's this this while horrified taco.

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<v Speaker 3>I can tell you right now.

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<v Speaker 1>This person just texted in my wife just got stung

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<v Speaker 1>last week getting the mail, telling you dry sheet in

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<v Speaker 1>their problem solved apparently, plus mail is gonna smell better

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<v Speaker 1>fragrant mail. Yes, And when when it's wintertime and you

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<v Speaker 1>reach in, you don't get the data electricity mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>God, this is cool. Thanks, Lynch. Don't thank me, I

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<v Speaker 2>just I just saw this. I'm thanking you for passing

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<v Speaker 2>it along to us.

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<v Speaker 3>Salt Lake City, Utah, has an incredibly busy nine one

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<v Speaker 3>one call center and they're really they're they're stretched to capacity.

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<v Speaker 3>They are seriously considering utilizing AI artificial intelligence to answer.

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<v Speaker 2>What could possibly possibly Oh boy, remember I told you

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<v Speaker 2>the beginning of the end.

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<v Speaker 3>What's your emergency?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, there's two men outside breaking into my house as

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<v Speaker 1>we speak.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, what was that? Your brakes are out?

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<v Speaker 1>Nope, two men kicking door down.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, I don't understand. Can you please please repeat

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<v Speaker 3>your problem?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't even get me fired up on this.

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<v Speaker 1>It'd be just like calling you know, the third world

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<v Speaker 1>country for a breakdown on your dishwasher.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you know the thing that washes your dishes, Taco.

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<v Speaker 3>The AI freight train is roaring down the tracks, man.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think any anything that you error is a

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<v Speaker 3>concern is going to slow it down. Artificial intelligence answering

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<v Speaker 3>your nine one one call.

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<v Speaker 2>Follow the one on one one double j R R

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<v Speaker 2>Orlando's rock station, j R R