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<v Speaker 1>Al alrighty, let's get started with today's Minnesota Goodbye. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for listening. If you've never tuned in, tuned in, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you nobody tunes in anymore, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like you don't tune into a podcast in. And

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<v Speaker 1>then people used to say, don't touch that dial. You

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<v Speaker 1>remember that phrase, don't touch that dial, Yeah, which meant

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<v Speaker 1>don't touch that radio dial. But it used to be

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<v Speaker 1>a literal dial, but now it's anything is spinny thing. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And now everything's numerical or digital or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but we still use the pictures of the old

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<v Speaker 2>stuff to like explain that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's true. I like that. Eh, let's see what

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<v Speaker 1>we got ha Minnesota goodbye, Mike writes in Hello my

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<v Speaker 1>radio family. Love you guys. You're like my family perspective.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe this because I'm a little bit older than your

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<v Speaker 1>target demo. If I go to a concert, if you

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<v Speaker 1>are not on the stage performing, shut it. I did

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<v Speaker 1>not pay money one has to pay to go to

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<v Speaker 1>a concert to hear you scream sing the songs. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's great to be so intense and dedicated fans of

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<v Speaker 1>your favorite artists. Great, please continue to do so. If

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<v Speaker 1>you would don't have to. This is a request please

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<v Speaker 1>listen to the artist sing. You don't have to prove

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<v Speaker 1>your fan worthiness by competing with said artists during the performance.

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<v Speaker 1>They are doing as always, Thank you my wonderfuls for

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<v Speaker 1>doing what you do, and bless so many just for

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<v Speaker 1>being you. No dart lick here, all right, that is Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>I would probably kind of agree with that one. I

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<v Speaker 1>would say probably the worst, or probably the Taylor Swift

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<v Speaker 1>concert people who have to show their allegiance to their

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<v Speaker 1>cult leader. Because Taylor Swift fans are kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>a cult. They'll buy thousand dollars seats, they'll buy one

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars, this, thousand dollars this, whatever, They'll buy their

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<v Speaker 1>friendship bracelets, and then they scream sing the songs I

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<v Speaker 1>knew you were travel away and you walk yeah, to

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<v Speaker 1>show their loyalty to the cult leader.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, or do you think that they want to a

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<v Speaker 3>concert to sing the songs, because that's what you do

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<v Speaker 3>at a concert, You sing the song that artist.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean or that yeah, one of the other death Man.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, I don't agree with this at all. I

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<v Speaker 3>think everyone should be allowed to sing songs at a concert.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the point of a concert.

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<v Speaker 2>There is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it?

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<v Speaker 3>It is the point to go to a concert and

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<v Speaker 3>sing along with your favorite songs. You're studying money to

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<v Speaker 3>go see an artist, and right now ticket prices are obnoxious.

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<v Speaker 1>I would disagree with you, but I see your point

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<v Speaker 1>that I don't think that the point of going to

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<v Speaker 1>a concert is to scream sing along. A concert is

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<v Speaker 1>to watch your favorite artists perform. And if I am

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<v Speaker 1>sitting there, let's say I'm going to the Taylor Swift

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<v Speaker 1>concert and I can't wait until she does. I know you,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you get up. You got a beer in

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<v Speaker 1>one hand, you got your arm around your stupid, loud,

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<v Speaker 1>drunken girlfriend, and you're both singing ANI and you're scream

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<v Speaker 1>singing it. I can't hear Taylor Swift. You are ruining

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<v Speaker 1>my enjoyment of the show.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like everyone screams singing, though at that point

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<v Speaker 3>it's not one person over the other you're hearing. You're

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<v Speaker 3>just hearing an entire chorus of people in the crowd.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's right, Bailey, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I think there are times to scream sing at a concert,

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<v Speaker 2>but I wouldn't say that is the entire concert.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's say you're gonna go see who's a more

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<v Speaker 1>mellow kind of an artist. Maybe you're gonna go see

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<v Speaker 1>John Mayer. I don't know you see John May. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you go see John Mayer and he's doing an acoustic set?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you singing really loud along with John Mayer? Because

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<v Speaker 1>you're there to scream sing? No, I want to hear

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<v Speaker 1>John Mayer sing. I don't want to hear you. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's why you're not scream singing.

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<v Speaker 2>I will scream sing when they take their microphone and

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<v Speaker 2>they pointed at the audience, well, because clearly they want

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<v Speaker 2>us to sing there, or like at a build up

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<v Speaker 2>of like here's where the beat drops, I will yell

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<v Speaker 2>out the like beat drop line. Potentially, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>That I think you and I will differ in a

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<v Speaker 1>basic fundamental of concert going. I think a concert is

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<v Speaker 1>to watch and listen to your artists perform, like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, they're doing this just at this one time

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<v Speaker 1>for this audience. Do you go to your niece's band

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<v Speaker 1>concert and there she is lead clarinet doing Frosty the Snowman.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you standing up going Frosty?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you are there to watch the band play no

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<v Speaker 1>the end.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm busy scrolling on my phone being like, what

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<v Speaker 3>is this going to be?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? What do you think? That's a really interesting debate.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't disagree with really either side. I think if

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<v Speaker 1>you're at a fun loud concert, sure then screams sing along,

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<v Speaker 1>But at the same time, I kind of want to

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<v Speaker 1>hear the artist. You know, they're the ones who sing

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<v Speaker 1>the song. Yeah, okay, Sean wrights In says hello. I

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<v Speaker 1>was listening to an older episode of The Minnesota Goodbye

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<v Speaker 1>where Dave talked shit about the cherry and the spoon

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<v Speaker 1>the Walker, and it reminded me of a funny story.

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<v Speaker 1>I spent my first year of college at the Milwaukee

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<v Speaker 1>Institute of Art and Design ten years ago. In a

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<v Speaker 1>freshman illustration class. We had a fairly open ended assignment

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<v Speaker 1>with a two week deadline. When the assignments are due,

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<v Speaker 1>the class comes together to critique everyone's art. Most people

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<v Speaker 1>had a beautiful drawing or painting after the two weeks,

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<v Speaker 1>but one guy brought in four jars of bodily fluids

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<v Speaker 1>and trimmings her toenails hair. One jar even had a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of jiz on the bottom. The heck the

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<v Speaker 1>entire now it says what, oh okay, it's a guy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>not a guy. It's a guy, not a woman. The

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<v Speaker 1>entire class was pissed at his audacity for bringing in

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<v Speaker 1>bullshit art after the rest of us worked our asses off.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted Dave to know that even in institutions

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<v Speaker 1>that trained the artist, that trained the artist to make

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<v Speaker 1>art for places like the Walker, we see right through

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<v Speaker 1>the lazy shit and really value art that takes talent.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy holidays from Sean.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, did he sorry at the beginning? Did he say

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<v Speaker 3>what institution?

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<v Speaker 1>This was at Milwaukee Institute of Art and Design and

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<v Speaker 1>it was a freshman illustration class.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say, like, was is it one of

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<v Speaker 3>those things where you were required to take a class

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<v Speaker 3>to give you like libed requirements or whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 3>But it sounds like he probably had to be taking

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<v Speaker 3>that class for his major, so he shouldn't care. The

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<v Speaker 3>person who brought the jiz thing, Yeah, the jizz.

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<v Speaker 1>Thing, Yeah, wow, really interesting. I'm glad that people will

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<v Speaker 1>call people out on there being a limit to what

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<v Speaker 1>that looks like that is spam. Here is Charisse, she says,

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<v Speaker 1>Dave Bailey vant and Jenny is Charisse, I get a

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<v Speaker 1>question for Dave and Jenny. I got COVID for the

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<v Speaker 1>second time in August. Before I caught it again, I

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<v Speaker 1>was at the gym four to five times a week,

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<v Speaker 1>but afterward I never went back in. So remember she

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<v Speaker 1>was in the gym four or five times a week.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm ready to resume my workouts again. I was

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<v Speaker 1>wondering if you guys have any tips for I can

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<v Speaker 1>how I can stay motivated so I don't quit again

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<v Speaker 1>after a week. Also, nothing to do with the workout question,

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<v Speaker 1>but you guys were talking about well, let's cover one

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<v Speaker 1>question at a time. So do you have any tips

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny for staying motivated go to.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I think that one of the biggest ones is

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<v Speaker 3>just getting your ass out the door and into the gym,

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<v Speaker 3>and then usually you can get yourself to work out.

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<v Speaker 3>But the other one that I'm learning because I'm so

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<v Speaker 3>sick of doing the same weight training and string training

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<v Speaker 3>like recipe that I do. I just like go in

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<v Speaker 3>and start doing something and then I figured it out

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<v Speaker 3>from there. Like yesterday I did twenty minutes on the

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<v Speaker 3>stair master, which I don't normally do. I'll do like

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<v Speaker 3>a warm up or something, and for like five minutes

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<v Speaker 3>and then you can I stop and ask.

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<v Speaker 1>You a question, Yeah, what rate of stairs per minute

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what rate I do because you always

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<v Speaker 3>ask me that. I just do levels, and every Staremaster

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<v Speaker 1>Usually they have a setting that'll tell you stairs steps

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<v Speaker 1>per minute. Because if I played with the one at SNAP,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll tell me the level. Level five is usually what

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<v Speaker 1>I go on, and that's about forty eight steps per minute,

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<v Speaker 1>but I get to dick around with it before it

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<v Speaker 1>tells me the steps per minute.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't pay attention to check it out next time.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see whether I'm faster or slower than

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<v Speaker 1>you usually at.

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<v Speaker 3>Like for a warm up pace, I'm at like a

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<v Speaker 3>ten on the StairMaster at the gym, but then like

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<v Speaker 3>the StairMaster classes I go to at flight, I'm at

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<v Speaker 3>like a six or seven and more so as like

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<v Speaker 3>the warm up pace, So it just depends. But I

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<v Speaker 3>would say go in and like, don't just do something

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<v Speaker 3>to get started and then go from there, because sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>when you have an idea in your head of like

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<v Speaker 3>this workout, you're like God, that sounds miserable. Well, then

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<v Speaker 3>don't do that. Just like do something to get started

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<v Speaker 3>and keep moving after that and figure out what you

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<v Speaker 3>want to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I think part of it all. So I think that

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<v Speaker 1>there are things at the gym that I really actually

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<v Speaker 1>kind of enjoy, Like the stair master. I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>love it, but it's easy, and I can listen to

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast and I will get on the StairMaster and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll listen to a podcast and exercise equipment like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind it. It's the lifting and the goblet

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<v Speaker 1>squads and the crazy all of that shit. I hate it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but don't You can't just do cardio, Sure you can.

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<v Speaker 1>You can absolutely just do cardio, but I try to

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<v Speaker 1>mix it up. You should feel my thighs now, not literally,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm not going to ask you to feel my

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<v Speaker 1>thighs because you're creepy. But my thighs are like.

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<v Speaker 3>That, we're taking you off on a single offer of

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<v Speaker 3>feeling your muscles. So why would I suddenly want to

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<v Speaker 3>feel your thighs.

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<v Speaker 1>My thighs are like rocks, they really are. Listen to this,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tap on it. Yeah that's my thigh.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, your thigh That was literally the bore that you

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<v Speaker 3>just tapped your pen onto, you little deceiving bitch, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Little deceiving crystal rites in Hello radio friends, I've listened

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<v Speaker 1>to Fridays Minnesota Goodbye. I have the reach Outfitters deck

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<v Speaker 1>of Cards. Now, remember we talked about this. This was cool.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a scratch off deck of cards, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think Bailey might have googled it, and it has different

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<v Speaker 1>things to do in Minnesota, like Gooseberry Falls or Apostle Islands,

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<v Speaker 1>like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Bucket list for Minnesota things, and.

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<v Speaker 1>It actually looked really cool. The cards are broken into

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<v Speaker 1>three and I have not yet scratched a single one. No,

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<v Speaker 1>The problem is Susan is not an adventurer and she

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<v Speaker 1>She would be grudgingly yes. And I think that's one

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well what does she do? Because we obviously we

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<v Speaker 3>what does Susan like to do that potentially the two

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<v Speaker 1>Match three D? She likes to play Match three D.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, anything else?

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's really all I like that. That's really all

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, do you guys, You guys will do like

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, no, no, let's continue. Secondly, on the topic

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<v Speaker 1>of breast milk brownies, this came up on the show

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<v Speaker 1>if you missed it. Somebody made brownies for a pot

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<v Speaker 1>luck and they somebody they raved about them, and somebody

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<v Speaker 1>said how did you What do you put in these brownies?

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, I put breast milk in them. So they

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<v Speaker 1>feel free to pass on this question. I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 1>to cross any boundaries, but since you said you've tasted

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<v Speaker 1>Susan's breast milk, I can't help but wonder straight from

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<v Speaker 1>the tap or already bottled straight from the tap? Oh, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's definitely straight from the tap.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you are the same.

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<v Speaker 3>What straight from the tap isn't what you just said?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you tasted breast milk straight from the tap.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I thought we were talking about water. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be honest. I was reading an email from someone saying

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<v Speaker 3>we're talking about water. I would like to drink it

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<v Speaker 3>straight from the tap. Though, what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>You've had it straight from the tap, Dave baby, obviously.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the interesting thing is with breast milk is if

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<v Speaker 1>you squeeze your breast, it'll squirt in multi streams all

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<v Speaker 1>this same.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I just wanted to. I want you to finish

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<v Speaker 2>the story about you trying it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really have much of the story. But but

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<v Speaker 1>if a woman who is like lactating, if she takes

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<v Speaker 1>her boobs and squeezes them, they'll spray in multiple streams,

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<v Speaker 1>like all over the place.

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<v Speaker 2>I like you doing with this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's true, it's like and you don't squeeze the nipple.

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<v Speaker 2>What did it taste like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of like butter like butter, like sweet sweet? It's sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very sweet, like crank buttery. Ye delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>From the tap. Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, I know you've got no control over this, but

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<v Speaker 1>the current commercial and repeat for Bartisian is the worst.

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<v Speaker 1>I would take one hundred chumb of casino ads over

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<v Speaker 1>that any day. I know it's a national commercial, but

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<v Speaker 1>the way the guy says jollier sounds like vaunt. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know it. I'm sorry you put up with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Final thoughts, what's the oddist gift somebody got you that

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<v Speaker 1>showed how little they really knew you. I personally got

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<v Speaker 1>a box of eight assorted can goods right from Crystal.

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<v Speaker 1>Dated a girl one time when I was probably twenty,

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<v Speaker 1>and she got me an ice buck with a cow

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<v Speaker 1>a hotel room, you know the ice buckets near by

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<v Speaker 1>the TV. Yeah, she got me an ice bucket. The

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<v Speaker 1>top was a cow a horse's head, and the handles

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<v Speaker 1>on the side looked like stirrups with fake leather wrapped

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And I knew that it was because she didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>store for you know, like a really good price. And

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<v Speaker 1>I opened it and I'm like, what the fuck? But

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<v Speaker 1>I pretended, like, what use does a twenty year old

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<v Speaker 2>Zero?

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<v Speaker 1>What about you?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I can't. I mean I would have to think

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<v Speaker 2>about it. But I know for a fact, like in general,

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<v Speaker 2>if someone doesn't know what to get me for Christmas,

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<v Speaker 2>which apparently is often, they get me things with unicorns

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<v Speaker 2>on them. Because I saw unicorn once when I was fifteen,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was my whole personality for a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of time. And people know that about me, and so

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, you know what, Bailey likes unicorns, So they

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<v Speaker 2>just get me unicorn stuff. And I'm so sick of

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<v Speaker 2>unicorn stuff. You guys, stop buying me unicorns.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. It's funny because I remember when Fallen was

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<v Speaker 1>doing Bee keeping because up to about six or seven

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<v Speaker 1>or eight years ago, Fallin had a bee hive out

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<v Speaker 1>in her backyard and she would I remember, she would

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<v Speaker 1>tend to them and feed them, and she had the

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<v Speaker 1>goofy looking little hat with the net over the face

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<v Speaker 1>and the gloves and all that, and so every gift

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<v Speaker 1>she got was bowles with bees on them, towels with

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<v Speaker 1>bees and them, spatulas that were shaped like bees. And

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, God, people need to stop getting me be shit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh, guilty.

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<v Speaker 2>Once they know the one thing about then they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>well this is it forever. Yeah, Like, oh, man, get

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<v Speaker 2>to know me. I'm more than just a unicorn.

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<v Speaker 1>Girl, Jenny. Any gift that you got that was a

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<v Speaker 1>proof they didn't know you.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>My dad's just the king of buying anything off QVC

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<v Speaker 3>because it's always buy one, get one free or something.

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<v Speaker 3>So he'll buy something for one of us, one of

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<v Speaker 3>the sisters, and then the other one gets the other

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<v Speaker 3>like discounted version of it whatever. So it's just always

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<v Speaker 3>random shit. So if he has to sit and explain

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<v Speaker 3>some random mechanism to us that he thought was so

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<v Speaker 3>cool on QVC, that's usually where I'm like, Dad, did

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<v Speaker 3>you even think about this? Or were you just sold

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<v Speaker 3>by the people on QVC? He was sold?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I think you told me that about your dad,

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<v Speaker 1>that he's just a little bit clueless as far I

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<v Speaker 1>think we we had a big discussion not too long

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<v Speaker 1>ago about older people and parents, but especially grandparents, that

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<v Speaker 1>they don't know what to get you. Yeah, and they try,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, that's the thing. They really are trying, but

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<v Speaker 1>they don't know. And a lot of the time they

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<v Speaker 1>don't have any money, all right. Next one, Ashley writes

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<v Speaker 1>in says, want to drop in a very quick note.

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<v Speaker 1>As I was listening to the Minnesota Goodbye and I

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<v Speaker 1>heard you and Jenny talking about walking hiking poles, simply

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to offer up that the main most common use

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<v Speaker 1>for poles, and likely why Dave said he saw somebody

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<v Speaker 1>walking on a sidewalk, which struck him as unnecessary, is

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<v Speaker 1>to keep the swelling down on your hands. I'm from Minnesota,

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<v Speaker 1>but I lived in Colorado for years, and between the

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<v Speaker 1>altitude and the long time spent swinging your arms hiking,

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<v Speaker 1>you're in trouble. If you got any rings on your

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<v Speaker 1>fingers as your hands and fingers swell to chubby little

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<v Speaker 1>hot dogs after a few hours, and good luck on

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<v Speaker 1>getting those rings off at the end of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very uncomfortable, to say the least. By using poles,

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<v Speaker 1>you keep blood from pooling up in your fingers and

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<v Speaker 1>it is much more comfy experience. I guess if it

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<v Speaker 1>is easier on your knees or has additional benefits for

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<v Speaker 1>train added bonus. Thanks for all you guys do. I

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<v Speaker 1>love listening and can't get enough of y'all. Cheers from Ashley.

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<v Speaker 2>That makes sense, Thanks for that explanation. Yeah, because my

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<v Speaker 2>hands do swell up when I go on walks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just from the swinging.

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<v Speaker 3>Your hands are using down more until the blood's going

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<v Speaker 3>down to them.

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<v Speaker 2>That makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say that when I was training

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<v Speaker 1>for Pike's Peak, I hiked up six miles and back

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<v Speaker 1>twice to train, and then once all the way to

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<v Speaker 1>the top thirteen miles, and all three of those times,

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<v Speaker 1>my fingers swelled up so much, and I was concerned

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<v Speaker 1>about it, like is this some sort of in my mind,

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<v Speaker 1>I came up with the term pulmonary edema. Now I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know what that is. This sounds right, though,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought, is this pulmonary edema, which I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know. Look up the definition if you will, Bailey

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<v Speaker 1>A pulmonary edema. Bailey's always really handy with the Google

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<v Speaker 1>pulmonary pulmonary edema? Is what is this? What does it do? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>What are the symptoms?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Well, a pulmonary edema is a life threatening condition

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<v Speaker 2>that occurs when fluid builds up in the lungs, making

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<v Speaker 2>it difficult.

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<v Speaker 1>To break lungs. Okay, not the fingertips, not your finger tips, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So what I would do is I would feel my

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<v Speaker 1>fingers getting like kind of messages. Yeah, and you can

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<v Speaker 1>feel it, you can actually feel it. So I would

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<v Speaker 1>put my hands above my head as I walked up

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<v Speaker 1>for like, you know, like a few hundred yards. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I thought, Okay, anybody who sees me is going

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<v Speaker 1>to think that I'm praising Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't care if people think that I'm praising

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior. As I got my

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<v Speaker 1>hands up in.

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<v Speaker 2>The air, that are your surrendering or I'm surrendering like

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<v Speaker 2>please or don't shoot or right exacactly.

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<v Speaker 1>There. I'm unarmed is another one. But yeah, so I

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<v Speaker 1>found out it was just kind of a natural thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't like hiking poles, and I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to use hiking poles. I will rather just put my

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<v Speaker 2>Air, okay, and praise praise him. People do that a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of the times. People just rest their hands

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<v Speaker 3>on their head, like, yeah, oh yeah, I've I mean

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<v Speaker 3>since I started hiking, like a handful of years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>I always do that when I hike, eventually, because I

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<v Speaker 3>hate the feeling of my sausagey fingers. But you can't

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<v Speaker 3>do anything about your feet. Your feet just blow up

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<v Speaker 3>and you.

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<v Speaker 2>Deal with it.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's not pulmonaryan demons. It's not that. Remember on

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<v Speaker 1>Friday we were talking about Patty's wedding misadventures. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>Patty continues with the wedding misadventures, and let me see

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<v Speaker 1>if I can pick up where we left off. The

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<v Speaker 1>ceremony lasted about twenty minutes, including the sermon from the

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<v Speaker 1>six times. Yes we counted it was said in the

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<v Speaker 1>context of Bible verses, but really not a very uplifting

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<v Speaker 1>message for this young couple. Now, if you missed the

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<v Speaker 1>first part, you can go back and listen to Patty's

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<v Speaker 1>first part of the email. But basically it was just

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<v Speaker 1>a very instagrammy weird kind of a wedding. Yeah, strange,

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<v Speaker 1>very strange. After the ceremony, the couple walked back down

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<v Speaker 1>the aisle and the bride insisted that her groomed dip

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<v Speaker 1>her and kiss her so the photographer could capture the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>But once was not enough, as the entire congregation stood waiting.

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<v Speaker 1>This couple recreated the dip and kiss two more times

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<v Speaker 1>so they could retaking the photo. I'm sure the picture

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<v Speaker 1>will be on the bride's social media as a spontaneous moment,

436
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<v Speaker 1>but we had to stand through it three times. Cocktail

437
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<v Speaker 1>hour outdoors, I saw workers from the venue carrying the

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<v Speaker 1>same flowers from the chapel that were on the floor

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<v Speaker 1>during the ceremony. They put them on the tables. Later,

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<v Speaker 1>with the plates full of food were placed on the tables.

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<v Speaker 1>The baby's breath in the large bouquet was hanging over

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<v Speaker 1>my plate. Yes, the same one that had been on

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<v Speaker 1>the floor of the chapel was now touching the food.

444
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<v Speaker 1>I was about to eat EWW. After dinner came the toast.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. The best man started it off. He

446
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<v Speaker 1>was a good speaker, but he went on far too long,

447
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<v Speaker 1>telling story after story about very specific times in the

448
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<v Speaker 1>life of himself and the groom, whom he's known since

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<v Speaker 1>elementary school. Here comes the mate of honor. She giggled

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<v Speaker 1>her way through another way too long speech that she

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<v Speaker 1>read off her phone. I'm just going to tell you,

452
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<v Speaker 1>reading anything off your phone looks like shit. It really does.

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<v Speaker 1>At least have the grace of putting it on a

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<v Speaker 1>piece of paper.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's easier off your phone, but it looks

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<v Speaker 1>like shit. I saw a comic one time, like an

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<v Speaker 1>like it was, what do they call it, amateur night?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sure, yeah yeah, amateur night.

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<v Speaker 1>Stand up and read their routine off their phone, And

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, fucking memorize your comedy routine.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen so many stand up like amateur nights where

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<v Speaker 2>they look at their notes so much, either on their

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<v Speaker 2>phone or on a piece of paper. But I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>you couldn't you have taken like an hour just to practice,

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<v Speaker 2>smit some of these to memory practice.

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<v Speaker 1>That shit, practice it. You don't see carrot Top, who's

468
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<v Speaker 1>my favorite comedian? Come out, yes, come out and start

469
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<v Speaker 1>reading his shit off his phone. So practice, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean seriously. And if you don't practice your speech, then

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to suck. I will tell you that right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no matter.

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<v Speaker 1>She went into too much detail describing how they met

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<v Speaker 1>in elementary school, had so much fun in high school.

475
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<v Speaker 1>Even detailed their school schedule, fifth period English, seventh period history.

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<v Speaker 1>Then yeah right. Both the best man and maid of

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<v Speaker 1>honor told so many inside jokes that were not funny

478
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<v Speaker 1>at all, so no one was laughing. The worst was

479
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<v Speaker 1>the father of the bride, who pulled the speech out

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<v Speaker 1>of his pocket and proceeded to read it. From where

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<v Speaker 1>I was sitting, it looked like a full page, single spaced,

482
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<v Speaker 1>handwritten speech, but no, there were four pages. He also

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<v Speaker 1>went into way too much detail. Listen to this detail,

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<v Speaker 1>describing times with his daughter throughout her life, starting with

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<v Speaker 1>time with we would play with the plastic food in

486
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<v Speaker 1>her pretend kitchen. There was a plastic steak and some

487
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<v Speaker 1>plastic vegetables. Know how much detail you need to get into.

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<v Speaker 1>This is one of the things we once in a while,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get a caller on the radio who you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they have a great story, but they give us way

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<v Speaker 1>too much detail, and I'll choke and I'll be in

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<v Speaker 1>an asshole and I'll say what color shoes were you

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<v Speaker 1>wearing that day?

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<v Speaker 2>They'll be like, well, I get maybe it was great

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<v Speaker 2>because you were my blue shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that with a good storyteller, they know what

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<v Speaker 1>Because people think details make the story. Yeah, some details do.

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<v Speaker 1>I think maybe details of how you felt make the story. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>But details of what color shoes you were wearing.

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<v Speaker 2>Does not matter too the trajectory of the dramatic structure.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole time, we were trying to look happy because

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<v Speaker 1>there were three, yes, three photographers and a videographer documenting

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<v Speaker 1>the wedding. We didn't want to be caught rolling our

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<v Speaker 1>eyes or looking bored. When they finally ended, I looked

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<v Speaker 1>at the time and realized those three speeches had taken

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<v Speaker 1>thirty five minutes. That's an average of about eleven and

507
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<v Speaker 1>a half minutes apiece. Way too, way too long.

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<v Speaker 2>They're supposed to be two minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think two minutes is about Ryan?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, like I usually say like two to four minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>You say one thing about the bride, you say one

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<v Speaker 2>thing about the groom or whatever the couple is, and

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<v Speaker 2>then you say one thing about them together and that's it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm done.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever given a mative honor speech?

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<v Speaker 3>Jenny, Yes, and my sister's wedding, and I did about

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<v Speaker 3>like a quick, like six second intro. Then I did

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<v Speaker 3>a rap to the Fresh Prince of bel Air of

519
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<v Speaker 3>their love story that lasted about two minutes, so I

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<v Speaker 3>probably got mine done in under four minas.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, here we go three.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh don't I don't remember my rap?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't remember it? I don't written down somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Oh, tomorrow on the Minnesota good Bye Bye.

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<v Speaker 3>I have the audio somewhere actually because I had to

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<v Speaker 3>like change my email recently, so I had all this

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<v Speaker 3>stuff on a drive and I did see the audio

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<v Speaker 3>recently of it, so.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll look for it all right tomorrow on the Minnesota Goodbye. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny's wrap to the Fresh Pint, Right, I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 2>I I did a made up on our speech in

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<v Speaker 2>saying as well, if I could use your ukulele because

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<v Speaker 2>I did a little yukulele song.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 2>We'll both do?

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<v Speaker 1>This will be a big show tomorrow. Wow, don't miss

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow's Minnesota Goodbye and send in your thoughts. Concert thoughts

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<v Speaker 1>would be good. I'd love to hear your opinion on

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<v Speaker 1>that one, whether people should stand up and scream saying

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<v Speaker 1>through the entire show, or whether you're there to listen

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<v Speaker 1>to the artist. Let us know Ryan Show at KDWB

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<v Speaker 1>dot com and we'll see you tomorrow with a very

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<v Speaker 1>special Minnesota Goodbye.
