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<v Speaker 1>Need advice. Taco Bob to the rescue dipper asque Tuco

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<v Speaker 2>We are Orlando's rock station. This hour brought to you

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<v Speaker 2>by Rock the Bank our cash giveaways. It'll be picking

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<v Speaker 2>back up nine oh five this morning. Your first chance

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<v Speaker 2>of thirteen to win one thousand dollars today while you

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe you just like William from Palm Bay? Did

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<v Speaker 1>will win during the lynching Taco Show?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow? You elc knew about William? Huh?

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<v Speaker 1>I was copied this blind copied Bud bost Man Rich.

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<v Speaker 3>I think his name's Rick, but yeah it's count. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome you have a good week thus far. Yeah, super

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<v Speaker 3>Bowl this weekend, that's a big thing. Who you going

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<v Speaker 3>for Eagles? That's right? I forgot I despised the Chiefs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>how about you?

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice? Don't your your Chiefs? Girl? Yep?

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<v Speaker 1>I know there's a little too much talk about them

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<v Speaker 1>and everybody's getting fatigued with it. Be uh, let's get

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<v Speaker 1>this some question life coach, a man of your stature,

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<v Speaker 1>do you need to say Big Game or Super Bowl? Ps?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you and Hunter doing a flyover, No flyover. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be up in Tata's box just time for there.

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<v Speaker 2>You notice that it's just become her box, right every

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<v Speaker 2>stadium has one.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh, it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh oh wow, here's another super Bowl question. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people need help, quick, LC need your help. We

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<v Speaker 1>have relatives planning on coming in town this weekend, super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl weekend. Boy, and my cousin's husband is that guy

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<v Speaker 1>at super Bowl parties?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh boy?

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<v Speaker 1>You know that guy is the one that NonStop tells

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<v Speaker 1>you the rolls talks.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna break down what the next play is, gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>football expert.

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<v Speaker 1>Then when it's not that play, he's got an answer

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<v Speaker 1>for that. Just shut up. Sorry to stick some more

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<v Speaker 1>nachos in your pie hole, even though it's a hole

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<v Speaker 1>for pie. You're getting nachos anyway. They fired me up

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<v Speaker 1>too again, Help and quick.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Family is great and all, but uh with this one here,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta figure something out. But even with family, certain

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<v Speaker 1>times they're they're like a night of taking three boner

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<v Speaker 1>pills and not getting any action. You just get that hit,

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<v Speaker 1>the two day headache, you know, without any fun. So

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<v Speaker 1>here's ever thought of it that way. Here's your solution.

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<v Speaker 1>We've all had the relatives count. You know, wait until

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow night. I'm trying to do math in my head

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<v Speaker 1>on the days. Actually wait until Friday morning and then

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<v Speaker 1>make the COVID phone call.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, Oh my god, Nancy has COVID. You're not

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<v Speaker 3>gonna believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>And the kids, I think they're getting sick now to

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<v Speaker 1>oh bless you, Cynthia. That's what you do if you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta pull that card. There's a couple of people around

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<v Speaker 1>that are still getting it. Elsie. Trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>a good first job for my daughter. Not looking for

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<v Speaker 1>her to work full time because she's in college. Just

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<v Speaker 1>want her to start taking on more responsibility and getting

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<v Speaker 1>introduced to the work world. Any suggestions, Uh, you know

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<v Speaker 1>that that out work saying throw them into the fire.

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<v Speaker 3>You've heard that, right, sure, just get them right at it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we need to. You're gonna need to throw

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<v Speaker 1>her into the fryar. Okay, no, not running a fryar.

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<v Speaker 1>Just follow me here, just smelling like one. When she

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<v Speaker 1>comes home from her new job serving wings at that

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<v Speaker 1>new Hooters that opens in the villages. Because if she

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<v Speaker 1>goes who works out there, it's a win win great

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<v Speaker 1>tip money. She's not gonna have to work full time,

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<v Speaker 1>so she should be all right with her little schooling.

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<v Speaker 1>And at the end of the day, it's a win

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<v Speaker 1>win for you because it's almost guaranteed she's gonna settle

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<v Speaker 1>down with the sugar Daddy so she could quit college

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, no no college loans.

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<v Speaker 3>She's gonna knock gonna have those.

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<v Speaker 1>And the second one is that you're not gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to pay for a wedding because I'd imagine sugar Daddy's

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<v Speaker 1>pay for weddings, wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>You think so?

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<v Speaker 1>You would think they want a full barge, just beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>everything ex.

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<v Speaker 3>Wives there h.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus, if he's a lot older than you, the daughter

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<v Speaker 1>can support you in your twilight years with his four

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<v Speaker 1>o long k When he kicks it this, I might

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<v Speaker 1>go work at that Hooters.

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<v Speaker 2>I really thought, for the life of me, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure more than a few listeners might have thought you

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<v Speaker 2>would have suggested the ultimate job for flexibility when it

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<v Speaker 2>comes to the female college student.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm not going only fans, uh. I save that

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<v Speaker 1>for the working women who work at your own pace

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<v Speaker 1>and time and schedule for LCTV. Oh wise, one, what

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<v Speaker 1>is your preferred remedy for a bad fever. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>horrible today. Sounds like he's got that flu that's going around.

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<v Speaker 1>You've heard of that, right, I've heard of the flu, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and the bad one. Have you heard of the fever

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<v Speaker 1>for the flavor of a pringles? Well, I hate to

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<v Speaker 1>break it to you, but pringles really don't cure fevers,

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<v Speaker 1>So scratch that one, sir or ma'am. For the actual

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<v Speaker 1>fever fever that you have, i'd say, God, you need

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<v Speaker 1>tamiflu and about three to four shots of bourbon?

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<v Speaker 3>Does it? Every time? Flu? What you'd be flying? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Random Monday morning toilet bit. Wait, random Monday Morning toilet biz.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been catching up on your podcast episodes and would

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<v Speaker 1>like to suggest a name for the super toilet.

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<v Speaker 3>The Duke Nuke. Oh, the power flusher that that guy?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you know about that?

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<v Speaker 1>I had first to me, that's pretty good if it's

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<v Speaker 1>a powerflusher, to call it the Duke Nuke.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I mean I think I I think I

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<v Speaker 3>have it here. It's catchy, isn't it. Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, you know, it was suggested that we just

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<v Speaker 2>put it on what's called the button bar here, So

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<v Speaker 2>I have a quick and easy access for that sound

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<v Speaker 2>effect that'll nuke and duke how we do it on time?

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<v Speaker 2>To have that in your own home is that's still

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<v Speaker 2>quite impressive?

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<v Speaker 1>Life Coach lctv uh was Marcus Jordan chopping lines on

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<v Speaker 1>Hunters Up, go away.

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<v Speaker 3>Time for one more if you so desire. I had

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<v Speaker 3>a White House, hold on, Hold on, hold on major

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<v Speaker 3>help LC.

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<v Speaker 1>With the new regime and the White House, I'd find

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<v Speaker 1>myself extremely aroused by the new White House Press secretary.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Caroline Lovett, Yeah, she's a looker.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you find it problematic that I have pleasured myself

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<v Speaker 1>to her now, to a White House Press sent huge

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing wrong with that. It's a natural act. Men

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<v Speaker 1>and women do that. You're totally fine. As a matter

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<v Speaker 1>of fact, I actually paused the TV while she was

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<v Speaker 1>yammering on about illegals or something. I did the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't even get me started on that border gal moan,

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<v Speaker 1>Christino moan is what I'm watching her?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Now we're officially out of time.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, day oh, no, madam, please cuff me, stuff

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<v Speaker 1>me eh something about her and that cowboy had All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go, all right, I'll see TV everybody list one

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