Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
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Speaker 2: What speaking of meat, we were just looking at they
Speaker 2: had the Masters Players dinner the other night. Oh, the
Speaker 2: rabbis that they were a.
Speaker 3: Servant cheffer proved he is a chef. I heard it
Speaker 3: was rivis and redfish.
Speaker 2: These ribbis were like almost two pounds each. Jesus, if
Speaker 2: you're not hungry yet, well, I noticed this idiotology as
Speaker 2: has somewhat of a food theme going. We begin with
Speaker 2: an American Airlines flight that was going from New York
Speaker 2: City's JFK Airport to Milan, Italy. This is Monday night.
Speaker 2: That's about an eight and a half hour flight, and
Speaker 2: that figure is key. I want you to keep in
Speaker 2: mind here for a second. And you said eight and
Speaker 2: a half yes, okay. The flight ended up turning around
Speaker 2: and returning to JFK four hours into the flight. They're
Speaker 2: halfway there, and they turned around and went back to JFK.
Speaker 3: Which means the amount of time they were in the air,
Speaker 3: they could have landed in Italy.
Speaker 2: Oh, I would lose my mind. Now, here's the situation
Speaker 2: and the decision that they made to rather continue on
Speaker 2: and deal with it when they got to the destination
Speaker 2: versus returning to JFK. Disgruntled passenger became disruptive after he
Speaker 2: was upset over being served the wrong meal that he
Speaker 2: had requested. On top of that, he was pissed off
Speaker 2: because they would not allow him to sit on the
Speaker 2: emergency exit aisle because he had a small child on
Speaker 2: his lap. He became a belligerent, charged to the flight
Speaker 2: attendant and at one point tried to barge into the
Speaker 2: pilot's cabin.
Speaker 3: Why couldn't have there been a air marshal on that flight?
Speaker 3: That's question number one.
Speaker 2: It just was one of the flights that didn't have one,
Speaker 2: So they made the decision, all right. Oh, then they
Speaker 2: asked if there was any They asked if there was
Speaker 2: any law enforcement or military personnel on a flight to
Speaker 2: assist in dealing with this dude. There weren't none of
Speaker 2: those individuals either, So it's a perfect storm. They end
Speaker 2: up they end up just isolating this guy in the
Speaker 2: back of the plane and leave him there by himself
Speaker 2: and turn the plane around and go back to JFK.
Speaker 2: Hog tie his ass If.
Speaker 3: It's me, I'm saying, look, no law enforcement in me,
Speaker 3: no military besides them.
Speaker 2: But and then I'm hog tying the guy. Do you
Speaker 2: have any duct tape? Yeah, I'm good at duct tape,
Speaker 2: and duct tape his ass, right, there to that chair
Speaker 2: and let's continue on to Milan. Duct tape fixes it all.
Speaker 3: Fixed dings on surfboards when you were in a pinch
Speaker 3: as a kid, and then speaking of kids, you know
Speaker 3: sometimes it helped out with babysitting.
Speaker 2: If there's the rest of the passengers that were inconvenienced
Speaker 2: by this ended up getting on another flight to Milan
Speaker 2: sixteen hours later, go ahead ward.
Speaker 3: If I am on a flight, okay, I know your
Speaker 3: patience level, and you know I don't have a patience
Speaker 3: level exactly because from zero to zero.
Speaker 2: So here's the question zero to zero.
Speaker 3: If you're on a flight and it's an eight hour flight,
Speaker 3: turns around halfway through, and they tell your next fight.
Speaker 2: Since sixteen hours, you almost.
Speaker 3: You can't cancel the trip because you already have a
Speaker 3: place booked over there.
Speaker 2: Right, that's not just like a little weekend to get away.
Speaker 3: Yeah wow, I just really hope I'm not in that
Speaker 3: scenario because I would probably snap out on the person
Speaker 3: and bwo them. All Right, I'm sitting next to you
Speaker 3: and I don't know you. Hey, listen, hey, big guy,
Speaker 3: check this out. What do you say You sit on
Speaker 3: him and I'll duct tape his ass. No, you and
Speaker 3: I walk back and have a word with the gentleman.
Speaker 3: Gentlemen used loosely. Then we walk back and say, hey,
Speaker 3: you're gonna chill out or you're gonna just get this
Speaker 3: flight canceled. And then if he you know, if he
Speaker 3: is belligerent, we knock him out and put him in
Speaker 3: the overhead.
Speaker 2: Works for me. I'm sure.
Speaker 3: It's just like a fridge that you can't open it
Speaker 3: from the inside, you know, like they tell you if
Speaker 3: you throw away a fridge, to take the door off
Speaker 3: so kids don't play in it.
Speaker 2: Never got that. What about the young kid that he
Speaker 2: had with him. There's no mention of what they do
Speaker 2: with the young kid. I bet that kid didn't get
Speaker 2: those wings. No, no wings for that kid. What what
Speaker 2: it was Delta that they had that Eastern Airlines was
Speaker 2: the first that did that. Others may have done. Then
Speaker 2: Eastern turned into Delta Base. No, No, Eastern just went
Speaker 2: away and then they came back briefly and then but yeah,
Speaker 2: if you're old enough to remember Eastern Airlines, that was
Speaker 2: one of their things. The young flyers would get to Actually,
Speaker 2: as you were boarding the flight, they'd let you walk
Speaker 2: in the cockpit and the pilot would give you these
Speaker 2: little wings. Yeah, you would clip on your because it
Speaker 2: was a big deal to fly and you were a
Speaker 2: little pilot. Yeah. Man, remember I had just if you had wings,
Speaker 2: had wings. I was sponsored by Eastern Airlines. You didn't
Speaker 2: like it because they had the takeoff video and the
Speaker 2: surround like you were. That was the sphere before the sphere. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it wasn't that.
Speaker 3: I wasn't like dealing with you know, like afraid of height,
Speaker 3: you or any of that stuff. It was just that you.
Speaker 3: It was creepy to me, the whole thing. And then
Speaker 3: they had the dog. Remember the mechanical family.
Speaker 2: It's like, well that was space Mountain. I don't know
Speaker 2: what it was. Dude. Let's move on to Madrid, Spain. Wow,
Speaker 2: we're international. We are international, and you'll see that. I'm
Speaker 2: going to take you around the world here now, going
Speaker 2: from Italy to Spain. The Jinu Chinese restaurants has been
Speaker 2: closed down and is now under investigation after authorities found
Speaker 2: that the roasted duck customers thought they were eating was
Speaker 2: really street pigeon. We're just scooping up street pigeons off
Speaker 2: his duck is pigeon greasy too? Yeah? I think most
Speaker 2: birds are crazy.
Speaker 3: Wow, this is like when the angry Asian started selling
Speaker 3: chung king. You know, you take the most obvious thing ever.
Speaker 3: It's like the guy selling drugs with the shirt that
Speaker 3: says drug dealer.
Speaker 2: You know you you overlook it.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: You know this peaking duck is at expensive and my
Speaker 3: my grandpa, he feeds birds. He's pretty quick, he's got
Speaker 3: good reflects. He probably catches a couple of pigeons. They're
Speaker 3: fattened up with all that bread. You know.
Speaker 2: Police also found meat strips hanging from close hangars, unlabeled
Speaker 2: meat and fish stored in non functioning freezers, roaches, rat traps,
Speaker 2: and other violations that would send any health inspector off
Speaker 2: a cliff.
Speaker 3: Yes, anybody that.
Speaker 2: Ever worked in a restaurant. Read those things again, and
Speaker 2: this this is this is all okay. They're passing off
Speaker 2: street pigeons as duck. They found found meat strips hanging
Speaker 2: from close hangars, unlabeled meats and fish stored and stored
Speaker 2: in non functioning freezers, roaches, rat traps, and other violations.
Speaker 3: You know what, I just uh, flashback to the Golden Corral.
Speaker 3: I just googled it. Why you're telling that Oh manager
Speaker 3: and port Orange Yeah, was fired after video service showing
Speaker 3: food out by the dumpsters inluding uncooked meat, Yes, near
Speaker 3: a dumpster during an inspection. Oh health inspectors here, roll
Speaker 3: it out, hide that bad meat.
Speaker 2: Roll it out.
Speaker 3: He'd never go check what the condition of our dumpster is,
Speaker 3: you dummy?
Speaker 2: And if that's not enough? And more on this on
Speaker 2: our Facebook page. A restaurant in Thailand is taking some
Speaker 2: heat because they're offering discounts depending on how thin you are.
Speaker 2: Discounts range anywhere from five to twenty percent off your
Speaker 2: food if you're thin enough to fit through these steel
Speaker 2: bars that they have. Look at this on the Facebook page.
Speaker 2: Taco you have like three different options of bars to
Speaker 2: try to squeeze through, like fence bars. This pc as
Speaker 2: hell exactly. I think you tried to. I told him,
Speaker 2: is that your friend? You need some button? Can you
Speaker 2: do ten? Hold on? He's doing it.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you're good for five, she already said.
Speaker 2: If I was at that rest, I just walked through
Speaker 2: the large opening. This says sorry, no discount, And then
Speaker 2: you've got the thinner ones next.
Speaker 3: I'm looking right now they do They have it at
Speaker 3: j R Facebook page. If you're driving to work right now,
Speaker 3: you can check it when you get there. It's the bars,
Speaker 3: and one says five percent, and it's you know, a
Speaker 3: little wider than the others. Then it goes up. I
Speaker 3: could make it through there, which one which spot?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean I can.
Speaker 4: I can still suck in my belly. I mean, I'm
Speaker 4: not sucking in. That's just normal. It's just I'm lazy
Speaker 4: with the dad bond. So that's why I sit like
Speaker 4: this with the belly out. I don't even try to
Speaker 4: suck it in any I've just thrown in the towel.
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