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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right. This hour of the

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<v Speaker 2>Lunching Taco Show is brought you by Petties meets on

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<v Speaker 2>State Road four thirty four in Longwood, just west of

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<v Speaker 2>Buy four, open Monday through Saturday, ten to six m

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<v Speaker 2>I need to remember, sorry, this says nothing all it does.

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<v Speaker 2>Have something to do with that.

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<v Speaker 3>To get in touch with my parents, let them know

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<v Speaker 3>I'm taking care of a.

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<v Speaker 2>Easter with Petties. Good.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you can get it before with Thanksgiving. It was

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<v Speaker 3>the best thing or Christmas. It was awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of those big ass steaks down there.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if Easter steaks and a steak's great anytime,

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<v Speaker 3>but to a rip roast, I'm good at down to

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<v Speaker 3>let Petties do they do, They do their meals and

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<v Speaker 3>then I just go and pick it up. It's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't go wrong with Petties if you've never been there.

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<v Speaker 2>By speaking of four thirty four in Longwood, they're amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>What speaking of meat, we were just looking at they

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<v Speaker 2>had the Masters Players dinner the other night. Oh, the

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<v Speaker 2>rabbis that they were a.

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<v Speaker 3>Servant cheffer proved he is a chef. I heard it

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<v Speaker 3>was rivis and redfish.

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<v Speaker 2>These ribbis were like almost two pounds each. Jesus, if

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<v Speaker 2>you're not hungry yet, well, I noticed this idiotology as

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<v Speaker 2>has somewhat of a food theme going. We begin with

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<v Speaker 2>an American Airlines flight that was going from New York

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<v Speaker 2>City's JFK Airport to Milan, Italy. This is Monday night.

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<v Speaker 2>That's about an eight and a half hour flight, and

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<v Speaker 2>that figure is key. I want you to keep in

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<v Speaker 2>mind here for a second. And you said eight and

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<v Speaker 2>a half yes, okay. The flight ended up turning around

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<v Speaker 2>and returning to JFK four hours into the flight. They're

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<v Speaker 2>halfway there, and they turned around and went back to JFK.

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<v Speaker 3>Which means the amount of time they were in the air,

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<v Speaker 3>they could have landed in Italy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I would lose my mind. Now, here's the situation

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<v Speaker 2>and the decision that they made to rather continue on

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<v Speaker 2>and deal with it when they got to the destination

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<v Speaker 2>versus returning to JFK. Disgruntled passenger became disruptive after he

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<v Speaker 2>was upset over being served the wrong meal that he

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<v Speaker 2>had requested. On top of that, he was pissed off

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<v Speaker 2>because they would not allow him to sit on the

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<v Speaker 2>emergency exit aisle because he had a small child on

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<v Speaker 2>his lap. He became a belligerent, charged to the flight

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<v Speaker 2>attendant and at one point tried to barge into the

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<v Speaker 2>pilot's cabin.

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<v Speaker 3>Why couldn't have there been a air marshal on that flight?

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<v Speaker 3>That's question number one.

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<v Speaker 2>It just was one of the flights that didn't have one,

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<v Speaker 2>So they made the decision, all right. Oh, then they

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<v Speaker 2>asked if there was any They asked if there was

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<v Speaker 2>any law enforcement or military personnel on a flight to

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<v Speaker 2>assist in dealing with this dude. There weren't none of

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<v Speaker 2>those individuals either, So it's a perfect storm. They end

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<v Speaker 2>up they end up just isolating this guy in the

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<v Speaker 2>back of the plane and leave him there by himself

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<v Speaker 2>and turn the plane around and go back to JFK.

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<v Speaker 2>Hog tie his ass If.

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<v Speaker 3>It's me, I'm saying, look, no law enforcement in me,

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<v Speaker 3>no military besides them.

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<v Speaker 2>But and then I'm hog tying the guy. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>have any duct tape? Yeah, I'm good at duct tape,

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<v Speaker 2>and duct tape his ass, right, there to that chair

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<v Speaker 2>and let's continue on to Milan. Duct tape fixes it all.

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<v Speaker 3>Fixed dings on surfboards when you were in a pinch

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<v Speaker 3>as a kid, and then speaking of kids, you know

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes it helped out with babysitting.

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<v Speaker 2>If there's the rest of the passengers that were inconvenienced

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<v Speaker 2>by this ended up getting on another flight to Milan

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<v Speaker 2>sixteen hours later, go ahead ward.

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<v Speaker 3>If I am on a flight, okay, I know your

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<v Speaker 3>patience level, and you know I don't have a patience

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<v Speaker 3>level exactly because from zero to zero.

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<v Speaker 2>So here's the question zero to zero.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're on a flight and it's an eight hour flight,

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<v Speaker 3>turns around halfway through, and they tell your next fight.

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<v Speaker 2>Since sixteen hours, you almost.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't cancel the trip because you already have a

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<v Speaker 3>place booked over there.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, that's not just like a little weekend to get away.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah wow, I just really hope I'm not in that

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<v Speaker 3>scenario because I would probably snap out on the person

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<v Speaker 3>and bwo them. All Right, I'm sitting next to you

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<v Speaker 3>and I don't know you. Hey, listen, hey, big guy,

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<v Speaker 3>check this out. What do you say You sit on

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<v Speaker 3>him and I'll duct tape his ass. No, you and

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<v Speaker 3>I walk back and have a word with the gentleman.

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<v Speaker 3>Gentlemen used loosely. Then we walk back and say, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna chill out or you're gonna just get this

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<v Speaker 3>flight canceled. And then if he you know, if he

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<v Speaker 3>is belligerent, we knock him out and put him in

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<v Speaker 3>the overhead.

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<v Speaker 2>Works for me. I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like a fridge that you can't open it

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<v Speaker 3>from the inside, you know, like they tell you if

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<v Speaker 3>you throw away a fridge, to take the door off

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<v Speaker 3>so kids don't play in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Never got that. What about the young kid that he

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<v Speaker 2>had with him. There's no mention of what they do

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<v Speaker 2>with the young kid. I bet that kid didn't get

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<v Speaker 2>those wings. No, no wings for that kid. What what

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<v Speaker 2>it was Delta that they had that Eastern Airlines was

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<v Speaker 2>the first that did that. Others may have done. Then

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<v Speaker 2>Eastern turned into Delta Base. No, No, Eastern just went

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<v Speaker 2>away and then they came back briefly and then but yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're old enough to remember Eastern Airlines, that was

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<v Speaker 2>one of their things. The young flyers would get to Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>as you were boarding the flight, they'd let you walk

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<v Speaker 2>in the cockpit and the pilot would give you these

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<v Speaker 2>little wings. Yeah, you would clip on your because it

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<v Speaker 2>was a big deal to fly and you were a

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<v Speaker 2>little pilot. Yeah. Man, remember I had just if you had wings,

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<v Speaker 2>had wings. I was sponsored by Eastern Airlines. You didn't

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<v Speaker 2>like it because they had the takeoff video and the

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<v Speaker 2>surround like you were. That was the sphere before the sphere. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't that.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't like dealing with you know, like afraid of height,

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<v Speaker 3>you or any of that stuff. It was just that you.

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<v Speaker 3>It was creepy to me, the whole thing. And then

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<v Speaker 3>they had the dog. Remember the mechanical family.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, well that was space Mountain. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what it was. Dude. Let's move on to Madrid, Spain. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>we're international. We are international, and you'll see that. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to take you around the world here now, going

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<v Speaker 2>from Italy to Spain. The Jinu Chinese restaurants has been

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<v Speaker 2>closed down and is now under investigation after authorities found

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<v Speaker 2>that the roasted duck customers thought they were eating was

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<v Speaker 2>really street pigeon. We're just scooping up street pigeons off

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<v Speaker 2>his duck is pigeon greasy too? Yeah? I think most

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<v Speaker 2>birds are crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, this is like when the angry Asian started selling

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<v Speaker 3>chung king. You know, you take the most obvious thing ever.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like the guy selling drugs with the shirt that

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<v Speaker 3>says drug dealer.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you you overlook it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>You know this peaking duck is at expensive and my

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<v Speaker 3>my grandpa, he feeds birds. He's pretty quick, he's got

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<v Speaker 3>good reflects. He probably catches a couple of pigeons. They're

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<v Speaker 3>fattened up with all that bread. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>Police also found meat strips hanging from close hangars, unlabeled

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<v Speaker 2>meat and fish stored in non functioning freezers, roaches, rat traps,

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<v Speaker 2>and other violations that would send any health inspector off

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<v Speaker 2>a cliff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, anybody that.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever worked in a restaurant. Read those things again, and

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<v Speaker 2>this this is this is all okay. They're passing off

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<v Speaker 2>street pigeons as duck. They found found meat strips hanging

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<v Speaker 2>from close hangars, unlabeled meats and fish stored and stored

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<v Speaker 2>in non functioning freezers, roaches, rat traps, and other violations.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, I just uh, flashback to the Golden Corral.

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<v Speaker 3>I just googled it. Why you're telling that Oh manager

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<v Speaker 3>and port Orange Yeah, was fired after video service showing

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<v Speaker 3>food out by the dumpsters inluding uncooked meat, Yes, near

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<v Speaker 3>a dumpster during an inspection. Oh health inspectors here, roll

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<v Speaker 3>it out, hide that bad meat.

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<v Speaker 2>Roll it out.

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<v Speaker 3>He'd never go check what the condition of our dumpster is,

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<v Speaker 3>you dummy?

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<v Speaker 2>And if that's not enough? And more on this on

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<v Speaker 2>our Facebook page. A restaurant in Thailand is taking some

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<v Speaker 2>heat because they're offering discounts depending on how thin you are.

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<v Speaker 2>Discounts range anywhere from five to twenty percent off your

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<v Speaker 2>food if you're thin enough to fit through these steel

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<v Speaker 2>bars that they have. Look at this on the Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>Taco you have like three different options of bars to

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<v Speaker 2>try to squeeze through, like fence bars. This pc as

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<v Speaker 2>hell exactly. I think you tried to. I told him,

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<v Speaker 2>is that your friend? You need some button? Can you

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<v Speaker 2>do ten? Hold on? He's doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, you're good for five, she already said.

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<v Speaker 2>If I was at that rest, I just walked through

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<v Speaker 2>the large opening. This says sorry, no discount, And then

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<v Speaker 2>you've got the thinner ones next.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm looking right now they do They have it at

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<v Speaker 3>j R Facebook page. If you're driving to work right now,

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<v Speaker 3>you can check it when you get there. It's the bars,

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<v Speaker 3>and one says five percent, and it's you know, a

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<v Speaker 3>little wider than the others. Then it goes up. I

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<v Speaker 3>could make it through there, which one which spot?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I mean I can.

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<v Speaker 4>I can still suck in my belly. I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not sucking in. That's just normal. It's just I'm lazy

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<v Speaker 4>with the dad bond. So that's why I sit like

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<v Speaker 4>this with the belly out. I don't even try to

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<v Speaker 4>suck it in any I've just thrown in the towel.

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<v Speaker 2>Tuckey in the morning. This is Lynchin Talk.