Speaker 1: Welcome everybody to the podcast.
Speaker 2: Strange Podcast.
Speaker 3: What's going on? Everybody? I'm from Jerseys.
Speaker 2: Happening, folks, what's going on? A fucking problem with dad
Speaker 2: that we're going to New freaking jay Zy today. Huh?
Speaker 3: What's up all the host heads out there in hose Headland.
Speaker 2: It's it's dangerous New Jersey from what I hear. So
Speaker 2: I'm gonna bring a weapon, my weapon and choice. I
Speaker 2: got a twee a twee a tweet.
Speaker 3: The fuck is it? You have an iced tea? I
Speaker 3: love those fucking those ice teas to twisted baby. Twisted
Speaker 3: ice teas are fucking great.
Speaker 2: Guess what I have to throw back to that dude
Speaker 2: that got knocked out in the seven to eleven with
Speaker 2: a twisted tea?
Speaker 3: Can you guess what this is? Uh?
Speaker 2: It's pussy water in ice.
Speaker 3: It's uh, it's It's been a while since I've had
Speaker 3: a straight up whiskey drink on the podcast, so I
Speaker 3: think it's about time.
Speaker 2: He drinks a whiskey drink. He drinks a Vodkas on
Speaker 2: the floor, and when he has to pee, he uses
Speaker 2: the kitchen sink.
Speaker 3: This is it. I guess started putting my booze in
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Speaker 2: You had me at whiskey? You lost me at rye?
Speaker 3: Rye?
Speaker 2: No, I hate ry I love whiskey, I hate Rye.
Speaker 3: So everybody out there, are you ready? Got back in
Speaker 3: the gridds.
Speaker 2: I woke up this moun in. I saw the Jersey
Speaker 2: Devil is there.
Speaker 3: There's gotta be a song about the Jersey Devil.
Speaker 2: I would assume there's at least four or five folk
Speaker 2: songs about the Jersey Devil.
Speaker 3: Yes, and we are talking about the Jersey Devil. Everybody,
Speaker 3: let's get weird.
Speaker 2: I love that he has a fucking jewel.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, indeed, yes, we are talking about the
Speaker 3: Jersey Devil. We're getting back into cryptids. It's exciting. Do
Speaker 3: you want Let's I guess? Uh, let me take another,
Speaker 3: let me get another sip of my whiskey, and then
Speaker 3: we'll fucking get this ship going. Can you also? Can
Speaker 3: you guess? Can you guess what I have for Chase?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh, you're fucking kombucha. I you're a fucking strange bird.
Speaker 2: You know that.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just got a dick to the
Speaker 3: camp butcher. Literally every week I buy two cases of kambucha. Man. Uh,
Speaker 3: we might shop around for you know, uh, just for
Speaker 3: the fans to know, like you can still find a lot,
Speaker 3: like all of our merchanes on Tea Spring right now.
Speaker 3: But they took down my Fuck the New World Order.
Speaker 3: I designed both of them, and I put it on
Speaker 3: Tea Public and they allowed it. And I ordered myself
Speaker 3: a fuck the New World Order fucking sweater shirt and
Speaker 3: two stickers. One's going on my fucking car, just.
Speaker 2: In case Tom needed more of a reason for the
Speaker 2: cops to pull him over.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, let's get into the new Jersey Devil.
Speaker 3: Well traveling through Jersey. Beware the woods. Beware the woods.
Speaker 3: The forest is where the Jersey What the fuck is
Speaker 3: that was on my Internet? Didn't say it? The forest
Speaker 3: is where the Jersey Devil can be found with cloven
Speaker 3: hooves and dreadful claws. The Joseph Devil is for formidable foe.
Speaker 3: It's bud blood curdling scream will announce its presence and
Speaker 3: chill all viewers to its core.
Speaker 2: It's bud curdling scream, is what you just said? And uh,
Speaker 2: you know what, fuck dude, it's all curdled.
Speaker 3: Stupid good.
Speaker 2: So I heard like two different style screams. There's like
Speaker 2: one that's like it's a cat being eviscerated. Is that
Speaker 2: the guys said?
Speaker 3: I heard one guy said that that was like I
Speaker 3: was like, oh man, I and the guy I was
Speaker 3: listening one thing and it was like, it sounds like
Speaker 3: if you took a cat, stepped on its head and
Speaker 3: pulled off its.
Speaker 2: Legs and pulled its legs off.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, you know what that sounds like, you're
Speaker 2: you're a sick fuck. I was brand new bicycle I was.
Speaker 3: I was looking for and like, there's any audio out
Speaker 3: there of the scream or if somebody supposed to be
Speaker 3: captured it, because supposed to be they've captured big Foot scream.
Speaker 2: But there's not even any pictures of the Jersey Devil
Speaker 2: out there. The only one that they had that was
Speaker 2: close is very obviously about are you sure, well, that's
Speaker 2: what that's why you share. Yeah, let's go back to that.
Speaker 3: Please, Are you sure there's not any photos? Okay?
Speaker 2: Why are they throwing a dog with a backpack on it.
Speaker 3: It's got wings, Bro, that's a that's a goat. That's
Speaker 3: definitely a goat.
Speaker 2: That's a goat with something attached to it, and that
Speaker 2: goat has no business being in the air like that.
Speaker 3: No, why my hair? So? Yes, while traveling beyond the woods, Yes,
Speaker 3: you'll be chilled to the core by its blood curdling scream.
Speaker 3: It's like all these all these cryptids have like sort
Speaker 3: of screams, and they kind of like Bigfoot has a
Speaker 3: call that supposed to me he has where it's like,
Speaker 3: not actually like that, but what up? Mike's in the chat?
Speaker 3: We uh while recording episodes, I'll talk to you when
Speaker 3: I'm gaming, But most times, because we're putting this on YouTube,
Speaker 3: we try not to chat to the viewers too often,
Speaker 3: but it happens. Dutch is always fucking in this piece,
Speaker 3: but he's not today. So should you hear the leathery
Speaker 3: wings approach in the night? You know? To run? The
Speaker 3: Jersey Devil is known to bring misery and misfortune wherever
Speaker 3: it goes. The Jersey Devil does remind me of I'm Obama.
Speaker 2: The Jersey Devil does remind me of Michelle because she
Speaker 2: gets uh, Michael gets I mean Michelle gets really angry
Speaker 2: and her hoofs come out and his bat wings come out.
Speaker 2: I mean her bat wings come out, and she is
Speaker 2: she is, in fact, five hundred years old. I do
Speaker 2: trust Joan than the legend of those.
Speaker 3: I do trust Joan Rivers when she said that Michelle
Speaker 3: Obama is a man, and then she died about a
Speaker 3: week later after she said it, So.
Speaker 2: Hmm, I love Joan Rivers, but I'm pretty sure that
Speaker 2: was just a dick.
Speaker 3: You've never seen met that literally dick hanging out man.
Speaker 2: I can see it, I know, but I've seen I've
Speaker 2: seen the pictures of Michelle from the back where she
Speaker 2: looks all jacked and like.
Speaker 3: She got the shoulders of the man. Okay.
Speaker 2: The biggest thing is when when Obama accidentally calls her
Speaker 2: Michael like seven times, and you even see a sleepy
Speaker 2: Joe back then, like look at her going.
Speaker 3: Did anyone notice that? Did anybody catch that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I mean, you're a public speaker.
Speaker 2: You're gonna fuck up once in a while, and everyone's
Speaker 2: on camera all the time, so it's.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think that you're the skeptic. I'm
Speaker 3: the conspiracy theorist. I think that it goes much deeper
Speaker 3: than we ever think it is.
Speaker 2: You know, you know what else goes much deeper than
Speaker 2: we ever think Michael Obama's.
Speaker 3: She's got that thick old dick. So yeah, it does
Speaker 3: remind me somewhat of the Mothman because it brings misery
Speaker 3: and misfortune and it's a flying creature, which supposed to me,
Speaker 3: they do get mixed up with each other too. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna start getting like some crazy fucking cryptid shit. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna just buy more shit for my shelf. Chess, like,
Speaker 3: you don't need.
Speaker 2: Any the crypt that I got a long time ago,
Speaker 2: the Mothman, little Jersey Devil.
Speaker 3: They have that. Maybe we get a sponsor one day, hey,
Speaker 3: but uh, the cryptid box or whatever. I would like
Speaker 3: to get that eventually. Chus is like, you gotta pay
Speaker 3: after your fucking visa first, and I'm like, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 3: So legend has it. Then, in seventeen thirty five, Pine's resident,
Speaker 3: known as Mother Leeds, found herself pregnant with her thirteenth
Speaker 3: for the thirteenth time. Okay, thirteenth time.
Speaker 2: That poor fucking woman keep abortion safe and legal.
Speaker 3: Leads is the name of one of the New Jersey's
Speaker 3: earliest settlers, and many descendants of the Leeds family can
Speaker 3: still be found in New Jersey today to this day.
Speaker 3: Did you ever? Did you ever watch Comic Book Men?
Speaker 2: Briefly? I did want to, Okay, before it became a show.
Speaker 2: I really don't sound like a fucking hipster dick, but
Speaker 2: I really wanted to go to jan sellobob Secret Stash
Speaker 2: feel just like only you know Kevin Smith nerds knew
Speaker 2: about it, and then that fucking show. But yeah, it
Speaker 2: seems like it's it would be an incredibly pretentious comic
Speaker 2: shop to go with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good, I would go. I liked this show.
Speaker 3: It was it was fun, and I love learning about
Speaker 3: how much this cost, you know, especially when it comes
Speaker 3: to comic books or toys and stuff like that. It
Speaker 3: interests me because I love collecting fucking garbage, and uh,
Speaker 3: it's pretty much this is a material object. But uh,
Speaker 3: there was an episode where like, uh, Meng Ching when
Speaker 3: it was his name, why did I say it like
Speaker 3: that his name's Meng, isn't it or something?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: And and the other Buddy and Brian and whatever their
Speaker 3: names are, but.
Speaker 2: Well, I just know that two of them are the
Speaker 2: uh suck it fan boy, you tell me today.
Speaker 3: It's It's and there's there's been, Kevin's Smith's friend forever
Speaker 3: but forever. In one of the episodes, they actually go
Speaker 3: with the Pine Barons to like look for the Jersey
Speaker 3: Devil and then to scare Ming. They fucking uh one
Speaker 3: of them dresses up and they get a guy I wanted,
Speaker 3: like this, this guy that's super knowledgeable comic books. He
Speaker 3: always comes to the store and they dress him up
Speaker 3: and they get him to do blood curling scream and
Speaker 3: they're visibly scared, especially Ming. He's like what the fuck man,
Speaker 3: and then like freaking out and it was actually quite comical.
Speaker 2: That's that's pretty good.
Speaker 3: And I did get Discovery. Plus, I'll be watching that
Speaker 3: show with Jason Mughes and Jack Osborne. I love Jack Osborne.
Speaker 2: I just watched that the other night. It was I
Speaker 2: hope it becomes a regular thing.
Speaker 3: That'll be awesome. I love Jason because he.
Speaker 2: Was a Jason Mughes was exactly who you expect him
Speaker 2: to be, which is great because every time I see
Speaker 2: him in anything, it's just like, oh no, that's just you.
Speaker 3: I met him, and he was super chill.
Speaker 2: That's what I hear. Everyone that's met him is like, no,
Speaker 2: he's an upstanding fucking dude. Smith is kind of an asshole.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I've heard that. And he's very scared.
Speaker 2: Keep crying for Disney money, you fucking cout.
Speaker 3: He's very scared of a fucking virus as a ninety
Speaker 3: nine point nine percent.
Speaker 2: But I guess he did just do covid as a thing.
Speaker 2: I guess he just lung covid as dangerous as I guess,
Speaker 2: cause heart he almost died, so I get why he
Speaker 2: was scared. He's like, I don't want to take any chances.
Speaker 2: But uh yeah, that dude had a fucking near death
Speaker 2: experience which he was killed and clone killed and clones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, maybe you should stop being so much sugar
Speaker 3: fat ass, all right. Fucking so so, she, like mother Leads,
Speaker 3: so was to be legend. This is seventeen thirty five.
Speaker 3: Mother Leads was not living a wealthy lifestyle by any means.
Speaker 3: Uh So she got her husband to kick her in
Speaker 3: the stomach five times. I'm just joking. Her husband was
Speaker 3: a drunkard who made a few efforts to provide it
Speaker 3: his wife and his twelve children and actual lavish lifestyle.
Speaker 3: He did really nothing. He didn't do shit, really reaching
Speaker 3: to the point of absolutely uh. He was he was
Speaker 3: a dick. But so he was like, I already have
Speaker 3: twelve kids. I don't fucking need any more. He I
Speaker 3: think he probably want to stop after one. He was like,
Speaker 3: we can't afford these fucking kids as it is. After
Speaker 3: the third one, or honestly, after the sixth one, you'd
Speaker 3: be like, man, he's like one of.
Speaker 2: Dude, maybe you should stop busting a nut in your
Speaker 2: fucking wife.
Speaker 3: Though, dude, fucking kill a sheep and put it over
Speaker 3: your dick. I don't know, you know, sheepskin. Yeah, I'm yep,
Speaker 3: you know he's one of There's like that picture where
Speaker 3: it's like the dad he's got like fucking twelve children around,
Speaker 3: he's like looks like he's like staring at the shotgun
Speaker 3: and raped by the fireplace, and he's like any day now,
Speaker 3: any day so and supposed to be learning about her
Speaker 3: thirteenth child. She's like, I'm pregnant once again. And I
Speaker 3: would think by this time, by like the eighth or
Speaker 3: nine kid, it probably just slides out, probably just.
Speaker 2: Like I would imagine nothing just walks out with a
Speaker 2: fucking five o'clock shadow and a pipe that is smoking,
Speaker 2: just like, what's going on? Mother?
Speaker 3: She raised her hands to the heavens and proclaimed, what
Speaker 3: this would be the devil? So yeah, she literally wanted
Speaker 3: the child to be the devil.
Speaker 2: They just came out.
Speaker 3: I was like, helloah, Mother, like, I'm proud. The rest
Speaker 3: of you were dead to me.
Speaker 2: This is my only true child, this is my ken
Speaker 2: because the father was Sitan.
Speaker 3: Mother leads was yeah. Mother leads wend to labor. A
Speaker 3: few months later and on a very stormy night, no
Speaker 3: longer mindful of the curse, she just didn't think about
Speaker 3: the curse. She's like, all right. Months later, she's like,
Speaker 3: I didn't say that she had uttered previous regardings to
Speaker 3: her unborn child. She has forgot about what she said
Speaker 3: regarding her unborn child. Her, her children, and her husband
Speaker 3: huddled together in one room to the Leeds Point home
Speaker 3: while local midwives gathered to deliver the baby. It's like,
Speaker 3: there's seven midwives there, but like we've hired.
Speaker 2: You over the years and you and you yeah, you
Speaker 2: know why, because midwives are way better than a fucking hospital.
Speaker 2: For delivering a child. Why would you why would you
Speaker 2: take your why would you give birth to a child
Speaker 2: in places where people go to die.
Speaker 3: I had that same point to you, and I got
Speaker 3: an argument with fucking I think there's Chelsea or bailure
Speaker 3: Stone because my buddy Ras has been on the podcast
Speaker 3: way back in the day he had his his wife
Speaker 3: had a fucking home birth in the bathtub with a
Speaker 3: midwife that was super against the the clot shoddy and.
Speaker 2: It's been three years stop talking about it.
Speaker 3: And so he like, obviously Ras is super against all
Speaker 3: that stuff. So like they chose to do a home
Speaker 3: especially and it was during COVID so they probably didn't
Speaker 3: want to risk it considering being in a hospital. Like,
Speaker 3: you know, I don't like his views are kind of
Speaker 3: on part with mine, But.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you've made your point, and he did it.
Speaker 3: I was like, I keep telling Chelse, sal was like,
Speaker 3: we should have a home birth. She's like I want,
Speaker 3: like I want the drugs, and I'm like, no, I
Speaker 3: don't want you with to have the drugs.
Speaker 2: You could. Yeah, first of all, Tom, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: That is not your decision. Second, my body, my.
Speaker 3: Choice, especially if it's my girlfriends. I can control your body,
Speaker 3: you fuck I control her body. I puppet her on
Speaker 3: puppet strings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are a traditional male, you fucking shit.
Speaker 3: Just joking everybody.
Speaker 2: Yes, everybody, love everybody.
Speaker 3: But I would rather do that just in my if
Speaker 3: I was a woman. And I can't say anything because
Speaker 3: I'm not a woman, but I would rather do it
Speaker 3: at home without the purpose of drugs like it was
Speaker 3: supposed to happen.
Speaker 2: But I'm pretty sure she can get the drugs at home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just sorting coke and fucking shooting heroin.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't be snorting coke for that. You'd probably just
Speaker 2: take it and like rub it on the badge at
Speaker 2: that point.
Speaker 3: I don't know, you like the gummers, but on the vagina. Yes,
Speaker 3: So it's weird because they all hollered around they were
Speaker 3: ready for the baby to pop out, but all accounts
Speaker 3: the birth was routinely the same as others. The thirteenth
Speaker 3: Lee child was seemingly a normal baby boy. But the
Speaker 3: crazy thing is the crazy the strange thing. Within minutes,
Speaker 3: mother leads unholy wish from months before it began to
Speaker 3: come to fruition, the baby started to change and it
Speaker 3: metamorphosized right before their very eyes, nice rhyme. Within moments,
Speaker 3: it transferred from a beautiful newborn baby into a hideous
Speaker 3: creature unlike anything the world has ever seen, and the
Speaker 3: wailing infant began growing at an incredible rate. We're no
Speaker 3: mother gear. Oh you know scary that if this holds
Speaker 3: any validity, you know, a fucking scary that would fucking be.
Speaker 2: Do you know how proud I would be if I
Speaker 2: was that mom, I'd be like, come to me, my child,
Speaker 2: You're the only one in the world. All will perish
Speaker 2: it our heads?
Speaker 3: Is there not a horror movie that's kind of like that,
Speaker 3: or a horror s's.
Speaker 2: An X Files episode about the Jersey Devil?
Speaker 3: Is it really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do. It's season one, episode five. It's a
Speaker 2: spoiler alert. It's not actually about the Jersey Devil. It's
Speaker 2: about Ferald children that live in the woods, in the
Speaker 2: Pine barrens ah.
Speaker 3: And you know, the Pine Barons is pretty crazy. It's
Speaker 3: fucking huge. It's literally just a massive mass a forest.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a pine forest. That's why it's called
Speaker 2: the Pine Ship. Fucking shit else left.
Speaker 3: There a good thing that they're not destroying everything? Right,
Speaker 3: and there is yet there is a lot of weird
Speaker 3: folklore and weird stories do with the Pine Barrens. There's
Speaker 3: weird old buildings and like, like essentially it looks it
Speaker 3: looks like a forest from the Blair Witch Project. It
Speaker 3: really does. There's a lot of weird shit in the
Speaker 3: Pine Barrens and it's fucking huge. So no wonder. Like
Speaker 3: the thing is, we always talk about Bigfoot and different
Speaker 3: cryptids and stuff like that, and like could they exist
Speaker 3: and maybe we haven't found them yet because like maybe
Speaker 3: we just haven't discovered them, or they're fucking sneaky, you know,
Speaker 3: like because who knows, because Bigfoot could be out there somewhere,
Speaker 3: but you know, maybe they're just sneaking around. I am sneaky, sir,
Speaker 3: So we don't we don't really, we don't really know, right,
Speaker 3: Like I looked, I really tried to look for videos
Speaker 3: if anyone trying to capture because you always have those
Speaker 3: videos of like Bigfoot or even fucking the moth Man,
Speaker 3: and people are like, this is a real fucking footage
Speaker 3: and who knows though it's.
Speaker 2: Oh, this one's fun, it's deviant art, I think, but
Speaker 2: that one's fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a there's many artworks of the Jersey Devil
Speaker 3: out there. But who knows. We'll get it. We'll get
Speaker 3: into We'll get into the Jersey Devil, get inside him.
Speaker 3: That's what I wish he looked like the Jersey did.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it looks like that. The one on
Speaker 2: the left looks like that Burger or that McDonald's character
Speaker 2: that the mac Moon or whatever.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it does. That's strange. So it's supposed to be.
Speaker 3: It's sprouted horns from the top of its head, and
Speaker 3: talon like claws that tore through the tips of its fingers,
Speaker 3: leathery bat like wings unfurled from its back, and its
Speaker 3: hair and feathers spread it all over the child's body.
Speaker 3: She's probably like, what's happening to my fucking child? Yes,
Speaker 3: it's eyes began.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on here. I completely forgot
Speaker 2: making a deal with the devil, but I got this sweet,
Speaker 2: sweet dick dumb.
Speaker 3: I wonder if she fuck it tasted like raspberries. Its
Speaker 3: eyes began glowing bright red as they grew larger into
Speaker 3: the monstrous, gnarled and snarling face. The creature savagely attacked
Speaker 3: its own mother, killing her. Then it turns its attention
Speaker 3: to the rest of the horrified onlookers who witnessed it's
Speaker 3: crazy and strange transformation. It flew at them, cawing and biting,
Speaker 3: voicing unearthly streaks. The entire shrieks the entire time. So
Speaker 3: my grandpa sound like when I put the pillow over
Speaker 3: his fucking face. What you got cancer anyway? Grandpa? Goodbye?
Speaker 3: Rest in peace, pops. It tore through the midwifes limb
Speaker 3: from limb. It just like tore every I wonder if
Speaker 3: it like fucked up its other brothers and sisters, but
Speaker 3: they're like, no, Wade.
Speaker 2: I'm your sister, help me, step devil.
Speaker 3: I'm stuck, so stupid maiming, maiming some and killing others.
Speaker 3: The monster then knocked at knocked down the door to
Speaker 3: the next room, where its own father and siblings cowered
Speaker 3: in fear. Why would you not run? And I'm playing.
Speaker 2: Where you're gonna runs? Can fly?
Speaker 3: I'm playing Corey right now. I'm streaming on Twitch, so
Speaker 3: follow me at Strange rout t TV. And there's a
Speaker 3: certain semi I don't want to ruin the game frame
Speaker 3: one because it's literally like a movie. I'm probably gonna
Speaker 3: play it twice and show Chelsea. But there's like a
Speaker 3: part where they all run in the forest alone and
Speaker 3: I'm like, where the fuck are you guys going nice?
Speaker 3: The monster then knocked down the door and killed everybody,
Speaker 3: so uh fucking crazy, and it supposed to be was
Speaker 3: killing as many as it could. It's siblings. The father,
Speaker 3: I'm sure got murdered by this devil creature murder. Those
Speaker 3: who survived to tell the tale then washed in horror
Speaker 3: as the rotten beast sprinted through the chimney and flew
Speaker 3: up got out of there. Man pulled the Santa Claus
Speaker 3: I'll be.
Speaker 4: Back next year, mavery double miss, destroying it on its
Speaker 4: way up and leaving a pile of rubble in its wake.
Speaker 3: So it went through the chimney and everything collapsed. It's
Speaker 3: like fucking three little pigs built this house.
Speaker 2: His house out of straw. Woter Prudy, I found a
Speaker 2: sweet picture of of Jersey devil fighting the big Foot.
Speaker 3: We're we've had we've had talks where, you know, shout
Speaker 3: the Patreon, We're gonna do things like serial killers versus
Speaker 3: slasher killers and like pin up serial killers against don't
Speaker 3: nobody's still my fucking idea. I've had this idea forever
Speaker 3: against like like horror movie figures and slasher film killers.
Speaker 3: But also it would be great just to shoot the
Speaker 3: ship on a patrire episode and talk about which cryptids
Speaker 3: could fight each other at who you think would win
Speaker 3: and stuff.
Speaker 2: We can do them all, but I really like the
Speaker 2: cryptodv crypto.
Speaker 3: That would be great. That would be great, all right, So.
Speaker 2: Who wins it a fight? Og Pogo versus NeSSI.
Speaker 3: Og Pogo Because it's Canadian, it says sorry the whole time,
Speaker 3: but it fucks you up.
Speaker 2: Nah, it doesn't fuck you up. It's Canadian. It's a pussy.
Speaker 3: Tell that to the Tell that to the veterans in
Speaker 3: World War two, Bud.
Speaker 2: I will let me dig him up real quick.
Speaker 3: It just flew away into the darkness, and you know,
Speaker 3: into the the desolation of the Pine Barons, where it
Speaker 3: lived ever since to this day. The creature known mostly
Speaker 3: it's mostly known as the Leads Devil, and then it
Speaker 3: turned into the Jersey Devil, which we'll get into. Claimed
Speaker 3: the Pine barrens is as its own, it's its own home.
Speaker 3: This is his fucking crib. You don't go in there
Speaker 3: unless you want to get raped by the Jersey Devil.
Speaker 2: I want to see the MTV Cribs Jersey Devil episode
Speaker 2: Welcome to Real. My pile says, it's where I gets
Speaker 2: hold the bitches. You see that.
Speaker 3: That's this is my favorite carcass. It's my little brother.
Speaker 3: I kept him just because he had fucking cephalitis. So
Speaker 3: a skull is really cool and big Chautauar mellow Heads episode.
Speaker 2: Suppose there that's my poop pie. I just keep pil
Speaker 2: and eventually I'm gonna carve a door into it when
Speaker 2: it gets nice and hot, gonna be nice.
Speaker 3: What kind of house do you think the Jersey Devil
Speaker 3: lives in.
Speaker 2: I think it lives in whatever fucking house it wants to.
Speaker 2: I think it lives at Kevin Smith's house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true where he uh he's she slowly fucking
Speaker 3: eats Kevin Smith till he withers away to nothing, because
Speaker 3: Kevin Smith does look like he's dying every day now.
Speaker 2: He lives on the uh, he lives on the fat
Speaker 2: that Kevin Smith lost that for going.
Speaker 3: Vegan so supposed to be terrorizes anyone who gets close
Speaker 3: enough to encounter it. And in eight the eighteenth and
Speaker 3: nineteenth century, the Jersey. The Jersey Devil was spotted sporadically
Speaker 3: throughout the pine bearing region, frightening locals of those who
Speaker 3: were brave enough to traverse through the undeveloped expansiveness of
Speaker 3: the New Jersey South southern reaches.
Speaker 2: Could you imagine getting lost in there? That'd be fucking
Speaker 2: even more terrifying than the Jersey Devil itself. That would
Speaker 2: be horrifying.
Speaker 3: It Like, you know, you relate to horror movies and
Speaker 3: stuff like that, Like obviously play a Witch Project amongst
Speaker 3: other films right where it's just like even things like
Speaker 3: Evil Dead where you don't want to get lost in
Speaker 3: the woods. It's a bat you.
Speaker 2: Don't get lost in the woods, and Evil Dead you're
Speaker 2: just stuck in a cabin getting chased by Kandari demons.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you do not want to get lost. No,
Speaker 3: Chelsea's gonna be mad when she comes home when I'm drunk,
Speaker 3: But Tom's.
Speaker 2: Gonna drink that whole bottle and face plants into the microphone.
Speaker 2: This tradition, it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3: Look, if you really want to see some funny for
Speaker 3: all the fans, grab the Patreon and watch the fucking
Speaker 3: Satpi's Day Live special.
Speaker 2: That was Oh god, that was a blast film.
Speaker 3: I'm never getting that drunk on a live special again.
Speaker 2: The bull shit.
Speaker 3: So it is kind of crazy. So it's supposed to
Speaker 3: be if you're if you're stupid enough to go out
Speaker 3: into the pine barons to actually look for the creature,
Speaker 3: you might get fucked up by the New Jersey Devil.
Speaker 3: So unearthly whales were often reported emanating from the dock
Speaker 3: forest and the swampy bogs and the slaughter of domesticated
Speaker 3: animals who would meet the Phantom of the pines. Charlie's
Speaker 3: going out there thinking he's all chilling, like I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be friends with the devil, and then uh, and then
Speaker 3: he gets fucking murdered. The crazy dog I have is
Speaker 3: one of the mascots of the podcast. Now his name
Speaker 3: is Charles Manson. I named him after Charles Manson, of
Speaker 3: course I did. I told Charlesay's like, you can call
Speaker 3: him Charlie, and I was like, only if we can
Speaker 3: name him after Charles Manson and She's like, shut the
Speaker 3: fuck up. Fine.
Speaker 1: After the years of over the years of the legend
Speaker 1: and the Legend of the Leeds Devil grew occasionally even
Speaker 1: overstepping the boundaries of the rural pie bears to haunt
Speaker 1: and terrorize local towns, as supposedly will get into a people.
Speaker 3: I've seen this creature all over the place. Your first
Speaker 3: instinct upon hearing the words the Jersey Devil, you know,
Speaker 3: you might envision either a muscular horn behemoth with a pitchfork,
Speaker 3: or perhaps obnoxiously aggressive driver from Newark cutting you off
Speaker 3: on the w the gw Bridge, The goddamn Jersey Devil.
Speaker 2: Always fucking me over on the George Washington in the
Speaker 2: height of fucking rush hour traffic. I swear to God,
Speaker 2: I'll send you back to hail Jersey Devil.
Speaker 3: But the actual mythical beast is rather odd looking, fella.
Speaker 3: He's not what you expect, you know. As Live Science explains,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have described the leads devil as looking like
Speaker 3: a cross between a mini kangaroo and a goat walking
Speaker 3: about on two hoofs, two hooved legs. When it isn't
Speaker 3: flapping through the sky like a night madish bat.
Speaker 2: He actually looks at a crossween Doug Ford and Justin Trudeau.
Speaker 3: Don't don't talk about those guys, man, Don't mention those
Speaker 3: fucking assholes. Okay, the ruin in my country, man, the
Speaker 3: ruin in it.
Speaker 2: You're gonna you're gonna put on a Cartman style songs
Speaker 2: like what Happened in My Country.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gotten really downhill. I miss I miss what
Speaker 3: Canada used to be. And I'm trying not to mention
Speaker 3: so often because I know there's fans out there the
Speaker 3: whole different opinions than I do. And that's okay, That
Speaker 3: is okay.
Speaker 2: We actually really appreciate you watching this show, despite Tom's
Speaker 2: incessant rambling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's okay that we have different opinions. That's how
Speaker 3: human nature is supposed to be. You're supposed to get
Speaker 3: along with people even though we have difference of opinions. Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm especially talking about our one friend and one fan
Speaker 2: in Montreal that that reached out to me on the
Speaker 2: last episode was like, you guys went real hard against
Speaker 2: French Canadians. It was like, iy, I don't know dick
Speaker 2: about French Canada and I'm anxious to learn. Tom on
Speaker 2: the other damn.
Speaker 3: French fucking Canadians, the goddamn Quebecians, even though they're called Quebecua,
Speaker 3: I was called Quebecians be why my one guff, buddy,
Speaker 3: my one guff. I've been to Quebec. I've been there, okay,
Speaker 3: and they yelled at us. When I was in grade seven,
Speaker 3: we went on a school trip and they screamed at
Speaker 3: us in French and I asked. I was like, what
Speaker 3: are they saying? And the teacher's like, you don't want
Speaker 3: to know. They're swearing at you. And it's just like
Speaker 3: they don't like, they don't like fucking English speaking Canadians,
Speaker 3: and they're like, fucking old, You're like a little portion
Speaker 3: of Canada. And it's the whole thing. I hope my
Speaker 3: entire beef is the signs. Okay, everywhere in fucking Canada
Speaker 3: you have to bilingual goddamn signs, but in Quebec everything
Speaker 3: is French. That's my beef. Okay, that's my fucking beef. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's my one beef with Quebec. And they're kind of ignorant, stupid.
Speaker 2: I knew that was gonna get us a solid three
Speaker 2: minutes of content.
Speaker 3: The Devil's curiously horse like head sits a top of
Speaker 3: its long neck, and its body is supposed to be
Speaker 3: on the small side, so it's got a big ass
Speaker 3: head like the what we have in the background. But yes,
Speaker 3: he's a hawsey and.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite version of the jersey devil is like
Speaker 2: the flying horse thing. Yeah, the goat one's cool and
Speaker 2: I like it, but I mean that's more in keeping
Speaker 2: with the whole like Baphomet devil diabolistic goat versus thing.
Speaker 3: And it's true.
Speaker 2: But you know, the way the whole origin of the
Speaker 2: goats and sheep thing was right, like the goats on
Speaker 2: the left sheets with sheeps on the right and the
Speaker 2: Bible no, because also like in the end of Days
Speaker 2: or whatever, it's going to be like, you know, God
Speaker 2: will put all of the sheep on his right hand
Speaker 2: meaning those are the ones that are going into have it,
Speaker 2: and all the goats on his left hand and left
Speaker 2: hand path, right hand path, but the sheet that's because
Speaker 2: goats will not be led to slaughter. Goats will fight
Speaker 2: you every step of the way. Sheep, on the other hand,
Speaker 2: will just be like.
Speaker 1: Get should read your Bible, sirs, You'll find all types
Speaker 1: of weird shit in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I think the word you're looking for is
Speaker 2: dumb dumb shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, suck. It's so true. Ah, yes, so.
Speaker 2: You know what, you know what's in the Bible giants,
Speaker 2: monsters and unicorns. You know it's not in the Bible dinosaurs.
Speaker 3: You know what? I would like to talk about the
Speaker 3: unicorns because like it would be a good episode. Technically,
Speaker 3: a cryptid in North Korea loves unicorns. Did you hear
Speaker 3: about that story? Fucking they're supposed to be.
Speaker 2: You know, the most recent thing I heard about North
Speaker 2: Korea is how uh college students are required to get
Speaker 2: a Kim jong un haircut, but men are not allowed
Speaker 2: to get a Kim jong un haircut.
Speaker 3: That makes no sense.
Speaker 2: I know, I know it's fantastic.
Speaker 3: Stupid hat because I thought I would look like a
Speaker 3: fucking guy from New Jersey.
Speaker 2: Fuck the Yankees.
Speaker 3: I don't like sports.
Speaker 2: I wear Why you wear the Yankees at you?
Speaker 3: I fucking like it? Okay?
Speaker 2: Could I saw a rapper wear.
Speaker 3: True Nero from New York and you wear that shirt
Speaker 3: all the time. I love this shirt. It's fucking dope.
Speaker 2: You like what's on my shirt?
Speaker 3: Nothing?
Speaker 2: All the viewers at home check it out.
Speaker 3: This is pure black, so usually supposed to me, it's
Speaker 3: around three feet tall, depending on what old storyteller is
Speaker 3: tugging on your ear. They might even add, you know,
Speaker 3: the long lizard like tail. Strange.
Speaker 2: It's not the usual thing that old storyteller's tug on
Speaker 2: when it comes to strange.
Speaker 3: Huh, that's fucking strange.
Speaker 2: Cringey ass bitch gross.
Speaker 3: By the time. By the way, well, some eyewitness drawings
Speaker 3: might have charmingly you know, friendly expressions. Don't believe the lies.
Speaker 3: The Jersey Devil is said to be a real fucking asshole.
Speaker 3: Well it's not. Well when it's not shrieking into your
Speaker 3: windows at night, he's just sitting on your window sell
Speaker 3: like some fuck.
Speaker 2: It's just naked and fucking streaking by, like.
Speaker 3: Those cats, Like I like, there're those cats that you
Speaker 3: hear fucking like outside in the middle of the night's
Speaker 3: like two w A. I'm like, it's like, oh my
Speaker 3: fucking I used to man there, I used to like
Speaker 3: when I lived in fucking the small little town. I
Speaker 3: used to hear these cats fuck like every other week
Speaker 3: and it was just screaming loud where I couldn't sleep
Speaker 3: in the summer because they were just going at it. Meanwhile,
Speaker 3: the fucking cat's bar penis is stuck in the other one,
Speaker 3: and I'm like it will get busy ripping apart your
Speaker 3: chicken coop and killing all your animals. It goes around
Speaker 3: like you know, the chroop of cabra, and it will
Speaker 3: destroy your livestock and kill your chickens and stuff. You know,
Speaker 3: if if it's real, not a lot of evidence in
Speaker 3: that regard, but hey, you know it's it's not. It's
Speaker 3: it's believable as much as the chuopocabra is so chup
Speaker 3: of cobbra.
Speaker 2: But there's not a goat to feast on from bay.
Speaker 3: I was gonna do the sightings in succession of years,
Speaker 3: but let's fucking do your goddamn sighting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, baby, all right. This one comes to us from
Speaker 2: Weird New Jersey by a man named Keith. Don't ever
Speaker 2: camp in the pine barons alone, not unlike tom uh
Speaker 2: blatantly ignoring the request of his Jamaican grandmother or jamacan
Speaker 2: ants never played with a Wuigi board alone, but he
Speaker 2: does it anyways.
Speaker 3: Shout that up come near Halloween, we will be recovering
Speaker 3: the Ouiji board since I delete it because.
Speaker 2: I spent a lot of time in the pie. Should
Speaker 2: I do my best Jersey? I spent a lot of
Speaker 2: time in a pine Baron's when I was growing up
Speaker 2: in New Jersey, and I have my share of strange experiences.
Speaker 2: When I was about thirteen, I went camping alone near
Speaker 2: Hampton Furnace. I had a bowl with me and went
Speaker 2: looking for a rabbit dinner. About an hour before sundown,
Speaker 2: DJ pauly D was finger blasted my asshole, so I
Speaker 2: you know it. It was a bit of a thing.
Speaker 2: It was a bit of a thing.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Something stunted, following me back into the trees. The tailed
Speaker 2: me back to my camp and circled while I cooked
Speaker 2: my dinner. It's kept up until about two hours after
Speaker 2: the dusk, and let me tell you, it was one
Speaker 2: doc fucking night. I don't know why I went Boston,
Speaker 2: but whatever. I finally decided that my visitor had moved
Speaker 2: on and crawled into my tent. When I just started
Speaker 2: to calm down, I heard a foot stop down right
Speaker 2: behind the tent. I got all set to jump out
Speaker 2: when this thing, whatever the fuck it was, started screaming.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't compare the volume and a scream to a
Speaker 4: large trucks on. I couldn't decide what to do. I
Speaker 4: had my bow, I had my knife, I had my
Speaker 4: dick in my hand, but they didn't seem to like much.
Speaker 4: After several blasts, it just stopped. That didn't never sound
Speaker 4: except in my hot about an hour.
Speaker 2: You know, I was camping near the freeway, and it
Speaker 2: very well may have been a truck, but at the
Speaker 2: time I was blasted on my mind on crystal mess
Speaker 2: so it didn't matter. I was sure that if I
Speaker 2: stuck my head out of that tent, I'd fucking lose it.
Speaker 2: In the morning, I could find no tracks in the
Speaker 2: pine needles. To this day, I still don't like sleeping
Speaker 2: in tents. I'd rather take my chances smoking crack in
Speaker 2: the open.
Speaker 3: What that's fucking strange, man, you know, you know, uh,
Speaker 3: you know. Napoleon Bonaparte, Yeah.
Speaker 2: His brother had a Jersey double siding.
Speaker 3: Who So Napoleon Bonaparte's brother, Joseph was King of Spain,
Speaker 3: but he lost a war against England during the Peninsula War,
Speaker 3: and he stepped down from the throne. He's like, fuck
Speaker 3: something that. So where does the former king go to
Speaker 3: live without the rest of his life? And days? New Jersey?
Speaker 2: Of course, hey, why not?
Speaker 3: Actually he first moved to New York City and spent
Speaker 3: time in Philadelphia before he built a huge mansion in Bordentown,
Speaker 3: New Jersey, because it was located in between both cities.
Speaker 3: He was like, you know what, I want to go to?
Speaker 3: Fucking what's what's in Pennsylvania? And what's in Philadelphia? Other
Speaker 3: than fucking Vinnie Paz? What's there? The bell tower?
Speaker 2: Always Sonny, the Liberty Bell.
Speaker 3: The bell tower, the cracked bell, not.
Speaker 2: The bell tower? How are you fucked?
Speaker 3: Ohry? Sonny in Philadelphia is the greatest comedy show of
Speaker 3: all time. I've never seen it. You need to go
Speaker 3: watch it.
Speaker 2: I like to bang a lot of whos.
Speaker 3: I love the episode where Mac Max mom and Charlie's
Speaker 3: mom live together. It's like she hates that she smokes I. Meanwhile,
Speaker 3: Charlie's mom is probably a murderer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and don't don't Charlie, Charlie and Max's mom end
Speaker 2: up together.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't remember that, but.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure they do.
Speaker 3: They won't keep going with that show forever, Like I've
Speaker 3: heard that, you want to just keep going. And I
Speaker 3: love Dennis. Dennis is the creepiest character to you have
Speaker 3: a grace a show.
Speaker 2: Tom, We should we should get a boat and take
Speaker 2: all of our fans out on it, and you know,
Speaker 2: they they won't say no because of the implication.
Speaker 3: They finally they hint at Max gay but never really
Speaker 3: tell you. But then he is, and it's just like, but.
Speaker 2: No, he is. They come right out on the boat episode. No,
Speaker 2: it was on the lottery episode where they went through
Speaker 2: it and never flipped back. Yeah, because the lottery together
Speaker 2: are like, you know what, Mac, you can have the
Speaker 2: ticket if you just admit your day.
Speaker 3: He's like, okay, yeah, because the train and he's like,
Speaker 3: I do, like I thought she was a girl.
Speaker 2: And it's obviously that was the that was the episode
Speaker 2: of they think Max the Cereal care. But anyways, this
Speaker 2: is not always sunny in Philadelphia podcast.
Speaker 3: We'll probably cover that on the Hoshead review, just because
Speaker 3: how great it is, Uh, shouted the patreoon. Three bucks
Speaker 3: a month, you fuckers. Uh.
Speaker 2: The mansion, lots of beautiful contents, lots coming to the
Speaker 2: mansion was very similar to the countryside of.
Speaker 3: State in France. And he manicured the gardens like he's
Speaker 3: some fucking Asian chicken a fucking parlor.
Speaker 2: And it's my Volva garden and lavish parties.
Speaker 3: And when I hear lavish parties, especially back then when
Speaker 3: it comes to Napoleon's brother, I think origies.
Speaker 2: Well, duh, what what other kind of party?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: You don't have a fucking masquerade and not have a.
Speaker 3: Fuck pop eyes wide shut, yeah.
Speaker 2: And you're just mad because you're not a part of
Speaker 2: those parties.
Speaker 3: I would do it. I'd wear a mask and be like,
Speaker 3: I don't know who knows who I'm fucking. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It was so except we're kind of easily identify everywhere.
Speaker 3: I know, and I'm these will be they'll know what
Speaker 3: I uh, what I what I like when I die,
Speaker 3: So you know, I want to if you when I die,
Speaker 3: can someone cut off my skin and just fucking like
Speaker 3: drape it over a couch or something. That'd be cool.
Speaker 2: I think you can have that done. If you have
Speaker 2: tattoos and you have enough money.
Speaker 3: Can I have taxidermy? Can I be made into a
Speaker 3: stuffed thing?
Speaker 2: I don't think taxidermain humans is like I.
Speaker 3: Always tell Chelsea I'm gonna die first. I was like,
Speaker 3: you're gonna find me on the floor dead from a
Speaker 3: heart attack one day and I was like, I want
Speaker 3: you to stuff me. Just put me in the corner
Speaker 3: with a microphore.
Speaker 2: Stuff you all right, she's gonna stuff you full of
Speaker 2: m eight. He's like you were a frog and blow
Speaker 2: your ass up.
Speaker 3: No, she's gonna stuff me. And then she's gonna I
Speaker 3: want to rig a mortis hits. My boner will pop up,
Speaker 3: stuffs out a little bit, and then she's godn'na have
Speaker 3: a good old time. Uh, it was shout out to
Speaker 3: our necrophilia episode. It was. It was so big his mansion,
Speaker 3: it had its own lake in a winding road through
Speaker 3: the forest. When he moved to New Jersey, heard about
Speaker 3: the legend of the New Jersey Devil. Time would have
Speaker 3: been the Leads Devil. Probably in the winter, he was
Speaker 3: alone in his country home and decided to go hunting
Speaker 3: in the woods on his property. He saw very strange
Speaker 3: tracks in the snow. They were unlike any animal he'd
Speaker 3: ever seen before. They look like donkey hoofs. But we're
Speaker 3: only on two feet instead of four. Well know shit, buddy.
Speaker 3: When he turned around, he saw a huge creature with
Speaker 3: a horse's head and wings and screeched and flew over
Speaker 3: his head. He told the story to everyone he knew,
Speaker 3: swearing it was true. Hey, Baddy, Baddie, Hey, Baddy, it
Speaker 3: is not Canadian story. Was he telling Anton, You're.
Speaker 2: Never gonna fucking believe what the fuck I just saw.
Speaker 3: It's funny He's in New Jersey for like a month
Speaker 3: and all of a sudden his French accent slowly turns
Speaker 3: where it's like a mix between two. Well, you know
Speaker 3: what I get.
Speaker 2: Back, I'm never gonna believe what I fucking saw. I
Speaker 2: was driving. My god, I was a fucking turn't biking
Speaker 2: back in the fucking hog.
Speaker 3: Back in the eighteen hundreds, people who lived in the
Speaker 3: middle of the pine barrens were given the nickname pine rats.
Speaker 2: That's like calling somebody a river rat that lives on
Speaker 2: the river, or we used to call it, calling them
Speaker 2: a hood rat that lives in the hood.
Speaker 3: We used to call cops that river rats. In Canada
Speaker 3: where rats are rats were cops that would drive around
Speaker 3: on motorcycles, well dirt bikes, and they would try to
Speaker 3: bust like this is how we saw them. They try
Speaker 3: to bust like uh, fucking forest parties, like.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3: And the one time we heard them coming and we're
Speaker 3: having this big fire in the middle of these woods
Speaker 3: and everyone was drunk and everyone like got down because
Speaker 3: it was down, like down, like a big hill, and
Speaker 3: everyone just got down, laid on the ground. It was
Speaker 3: stupid because it's probably was just some kids out there,
Speaker 3: but they do. It does happen where we're call them
Speaker 3: river rats and these cops coming like you're having a fire,
Speaker 3: you're getting drunk out here, fifteen not today.
Speaker 2: We don't like you kids having fun.
Speaker 3: So pine rats because they were often living in huts
Speaker 3: and cabins in the middle of nowhere, scavenging their supplies
Speaker 3: wherever they could find them. Today they'd call pineys. There's
Speaker 3: homeless folk, they're bums.
Speaker 2: I'd be a pretty sweet place to make camp. You
Speaker 2: can fucking just basically build a shanty out there and
Speaker 2: as long as you can get supplies and food. Who
Speaker 2: gives a fun.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna send you a necro song and it's called Bums,
Speaker 3: and it's all in the perspective of being a bum.
Speaker 2: I don't need a song to tell me what it's
Speaker 2: like to be a bum.
Speaker 3: Their kids, it's fun. It's a fun song. Yeah. The
Speaker 3: one line's like looking like Jesus and Manson mixed sleeping
Speaker 3: on a park bench or something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you mentioned that in one of our more recent episodes.
Speaker 3: Fucking Song. So it's if you were anywhere else, they
Speaker 3: would be known as rednecks. They were the Larry Cable
Speaker 3: guy of the forest.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: The woods were filled with moonshiners, criminals on the lamb,
Speaker 3: runaway slaves, and men who deserted the draft. Basically everyone
Speaker 3: who was hiding in the wilderness from something. Guys out
Speaker 3: there hiding from his fucking step wife, his step wife.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say step mom, and I was like,
Speaker 3: you know what it would be worse a wife, a
Speaker 3: step wife. Can you have a step wife?
Speaker 2: Can you explain to me the logistics of how exactly
Speaker 2: a stepwife.
Speaker 3: You fucked your you fucked your wife's.
Speaker 2: Is that when you steal your step mom from your dad?
Speaker 2: This is my step wife.
Speaker 3: So the everyone that hide in the was hiding in
Speaker 3: the wilderness, it was even more reason to give them
Speaker 3: the rude nickname. Obviously, most pine rats were superstitious and
Speaker 3: told lots of spooky camp side campfire stories by the
Speaker 3: camp side about local legends, especially during the eighteen hundred,
Speaker 3: so it was very rare for residents to go out
Speaker 3: in the woods after dark in fear of the Jersey Devil,
Speaker 3: and like a lot of cryptids in folklore and stories,
Speaker 3: this could be something to do with like, don't go
Speaker 3: in the woods at night, kids, because the fucking boogie
Speaker 3: Man's gonna get you, so.
Speaker 2: That your kids don't get get getting lost in the
Speaker 2: woods and fucking end up getting eaten by something. The
Speaker 2: same reason the story of like the Kappa and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the oh you know about the Kappa we got
Speaker 3: I want to dive back into.
Speaker 2: That with ka. I love Japanese like urban legends and shit, dude,
Speaker 2: those are funning.
Speaker 3: We'll dive back into that. Me and Mitch covered it
Speaker 3: way back in the day. But we'll get back to
Speaker 3: that because Japanese folklore is pretty crazy. We talked about
Speaker 3: a story of a chick out crawled through a toilet,
Speaker 3: so yeah.
Speaker 2: Then there's the spider queens that like lure men into
Speaker 2: the woods and they're like, I'm gorgeous and naked and
Speaker 2: they're like, I'm gonna eat yours.
Speaker 3: And an issue of the Atlantic Monthly, a woman named
Speaker 3: Hannah Butler was labeled as a pine rat. Hannah was
Speaker 3: drinking a strong apple sider known as the Jersey lightning.
Speaker 3: So it's like moonshine, which just a little it's.
Speaker 2: It's apple pie moonshine. Basically, yeah, they.
Speaker 3: Have that at the grocery store. Actually it's fucking.
Speaker 2: It's real apple pie moonshine, not fucking grocery store. One
Speaker 2: hundred and ten proof. It's like one hundred and sixty proof.
Speaker 3: So so she lost fear. She lost her fear at
Speaker 3: night and started walking through the forest. She was drunk.
Speaker 3: She didn't care about fear anymore, and they started to
Speaker 3: start walking through the forest. She's drunk, She's just like
Speaker 3: fuck it, like, let's see what's going on in the woods.
Speaker 3: Sure enough, the one time she decided to go out
Speaker 3: and heard the blood curling scream that became the famous
Speaker 3: famous for the Jersey Devil. She came face to face
Speaker 3: with the devil and described as having black fur and hooves,
Speaker 3: it's faced like a horse or a goat, and stood
Speaker 3: on only two legs with large leathery wings. Between the
Speaker 3: years eighteen forty to eighteen forty four, farmers reported hearing
Speaker 3: other worldly scream and screeching, knowing when they when they
Speaker 3: went outside the next morning, their sheep were slaughtered, so
Speaker 3: they hear it at night. The great movie, The Witch.
Speaker 3: That's great movie. Also creepy Woods.
Speaker 2: Did you see the remake The Witch?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: The sequel? No oh, the Vivo the Vovitch. I thought
Speaker 2: you meant the Blair Witch.
Speaker 3: Uh, the sequel people said she was those conspiracy guys
Speaker 3: I like on it, and I was like, man, I
Speaker 3: liked it.
Speaker 2: Look, Gordo has a lot of good opinions and he
Speaker 2: has a lot of other opinions that I'm like.
Speaker 3: Nah, swap castle for them. Kidd ive so dope. So
Speaker 3: you know, they would hear the screeching and they go
Speaker 3: outside the next morning and their sheep were slaughtered, just
Speaker 3: like the troop of Kaba, or like other cryptids, or
Speaker 3: completely missing. It would seem more logical it was wolves. Well,
Speaker 3: no ship dogs are coyotes attacking the sheep. But farmers
Speaker 3: apparently thought there was no logical explanation for these killings
Speaker 3: unless it was the Jersey Devil. It's like, no way,
Speaker 3: we don't funk wolves. That's not them howling at the
Speaker 3: moon at night.
Speaker 2: Those farmers just sucked their sheep to death and then
Speaker 2: had to try and make up some sort of insurance.
Speaker 2: There's no I wasn't. There's tons of that goddamn Jersey devil.
Speaker 3: There's actually tons of coyotes around me, and I hear
Speaker 3: them late at night. It's actually coyotes everywhere. Man. It's
Speaker 3: creepy because you can hear them like having like where
Speaker 3: they're close enough, or they're like having conversations. It sounds like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I heard I was fucking drunk, and I don't know
Speaker 3: if I think I was maybe on mushrooms. I think
Speaker 3: I was microdosing a little bit and I hurt and
Speaker 3: I was like I was with Charlie and I was like,
Speaker 3: come back inside before you get fucking murdered.
Speaker 2: Oh they will fuck that dog, I know.
Speaker 3: And I told you about that story right that Charlie
Speaker 3: was barking at something I couldn't see. It's scared that
Speaker 3: he was like vividly scared, and he was behind me.
Speaker 3: He was behind me, and it was like he was
Speaker 3: staring at something in the like near my house in
Speaker 3: the woods, and I was like, in the tree line. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, thank you. Stories like this are often
Speaker 3: too common in American Glover stories about mysterious creatures, from
Speaker 3: werewolves to aliens. It's likely that it was a wild
Speaker 3: animal hungry. However, at the time, meat was precious and
Speaker 3: taking care of livestock was a very serious undertaking. It
Speaker 3: was important. It was important for these men to make
Speaker 3: sure to keep their animals safe, otherwise the village would
Speaker 3: not have meat readily available. And now I just saw
Speaker 3: a video how they're trying to make meat from air. Okay,
Speaker 3: I saw a video and it was all over these
Speaker 3: news stations and they're trying to make meat in protein
Speaker 3: from air.
Speaker 2: You know who else made meat and protein from the air,
Speaker 2: The Jersey Devil. Let's get back on topic, Joh.
Speaker 3: Just like Pt. Barnum's Museum of Curiosity and Ripley's believe
Speaker 3: it or not, in Atlantic City, it's also in fucking
Speaker 3: Niagara Falls. So the arch Museum in Philadelphia specialized in
Speaker 3: displaying hoaxes. It spread poster around town claiming that they
Speaker 3: have captured the new Jersey Devil.
Speaker 2: Oh captain front after a terrific struggle exhibited exclusively here.
Speaker 3: So crazy swims, flies, gallops. They actually, uh, they actually
Speaker 3: took a curiosity they once had. It supposed to be
Speaker 3: an Australian vampire, which was taxidermy and a tax germy abomination.
Speaker 3: So someone who just threw together a bunch of shit
Speaker 3: claiming he was a vampire.
Speaker 2: Like the Fiji Mermaid.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, this is it, the the Arch Museum.
Speaker 2: I would have loved.
Speaker 3: I love side shows, so do I shouted this out.
Speaker 2: Ripley's. Ripley's and Clifton Hill and the Guinness were two
Speaker 2: of my favorite things.
Speaker 3: Remember the criminal accessies.
Speaker 2: That and the fucking Frankenstein Berger King is a special
Speaker 2: place in my heart.
Speaker 3: So it was actually a body of a kangaroo with
Speaker 3: wings attached to it, and they rebranded it into the
Speaker 3: Jersey Devil. And at the time, Americans had not seen
Speaker 3: what kangaroos look like, so there's like so it was
Speaker 3: possible my people might have been fool because a lot
Speaker 3: of people have never seen a kangaroo. And the posters
Speaker 3: around Philadelphia they announced they caught the beast after a
Speaker 3: long struggle. Tickets were only a dime, but there were
Speaker 3: enough customers to help keep business afloat for a couple
Speaker 3: of weeks. Longer, However, the museum went bankrupt and soon
Speaker 3: enough people were tired of the beast and they had
Speaker 3: to shut their doors.
Speaker 2: It's ten cents to get in my twenty five cents
Speaker 2: to get out, and.
Speaker 3: Nineteen o nine members of the Navy were running drills
Speaker 3: at the Handover Millworks in New Jersey Pine Barrens. A
Speaker 3: Navy commander named Stephen Dickie tur claimed that he was
Speaker 3: practicing a shooting cannons. He was just practicing shooting cannons.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's what you do on your ear.
Speaker 3: He's like, I want to be a pirate.
Speaker 2: I'm wouna practiced shooting cannus.
Speaker 3: When they spat the Jersey Devil in the distance, they
Speaker 3: claimed that they even shot the creature with the cannonball.
Speaker 3: They launched it five feet in the fucking air. According
Speaker 3: to witnesses, they saw the cannonball come in direct contact
Speaker 3: with the Jersey Devil, but yet it was still alive when.
Speaker 2: This which is crazy, because there's another instance where somebody
Speaker 2: claimed to have what was it, Bonaparte's brother claimed to
Speaker 2: have shot and killed it or something.
Speaker 3: Yes, and then it's with a gun. He claimed that
Speaker 3: he shot it and then it flew away.
Speaker 2: Oh, somebody claimed to have shot and killed it. And
Speaker 2: then it was like no, somebody hit this thing with
Speaker 2: a cannonball and it was still alive, you're full of shit.
Speaker 3: In uh nineteen twenty seven, a cow driver got a
Speaker 3: flat tire in the middle of the night in Salem City,
Speaker 3: New Jersey. There's a Salem city in New Jersey.
Speaker 2: There's a bunch of Salem's. I think Salem is something
Speaker 2: in England as well, because like that's how it is,
Speaker 2: at least with the East Coast. There's a fuck ton
Speaker 2: of stuff named after old English stuff. Yeah, because like
Speaker 2: there's Jersey in England. That's why it's New Jersey. There's
Speaker 2: York in England. That's why it's New York.
Speaker 3: We have a fucking Paris, okay in a London.
Speaker 2: So there was a Paris Texas.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I knew about that. Yeah. So and I
Speaker 3: we will get into the Salem, which trouser will happen.
Speaker 3: It won't be this year for Halloween. I have a
Speaker 3: lot of stuff coud for Halloween, so it's my favorite time.
Speaker 2: I go back to Salem so bad we're.
Speaker 3: Gonna get into I'm gona actually, let's do a whole
Speaker 3: entire book about it so I can be on point.
Speaker 3: But that's gonna be a long one. And supposedly, you know, uh,
Speaker 3: years before electricity electric street lights. Before electricity existed at
Speaker 3: least electric street lights, the street would have been extremely
Speaker 3: dark in nineteen twenty seven. And the woods of the
Speaker 3: pine barrens are surrounding this cabby. He got out of
Speaker 3: the car to change the tire, but the terrifying creature
Speaker 3: emerged from the woods and tried to attack him, screeching
Speaker 3: and screaming. Driver got back into his car, but the
Speaker 3: Jersey Devil was pounding on the rooftop of the car
Speaker 3: trying to get inside. This is scared, scared of the
Speaker 3: fucking Aside from it won't start?
Speaker 2: Is this is it?
Speaker 3: Is it not? In the time of the crink, Come on,
Speaker 3: come on, come on, come on, come on. Aside from
Speaker 3: this sounding like a scene from a horror movie, is
Speaker 3: difficult to imagine what kind of animal would attack someone unprovoked.
Speaker 3: It could have been a large owl, but unusual try
Speaker 3: to hunt prey, not cars, but usually.
Speaker 2: Trying to our Large owls known to just attack people unprovoked, like, oh,
Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here, bitch who.
Speaker 3: The tax sea driver report the incident to police, claiming
Speaker 3: he saw the new Jersey Devil. Of course, nothing came
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 2: Nothing came of it.
Speaker 3: In southern New Jersey. Green Tree Road is a very
Speaker 3: long street that runs through several towns. A woman named
Speaker 3: Mary Rizzle Christiansen was leaving the town of Black Wooden,
Speaker 3: heading towards Grassburrow glassborow. Do you know where that is?
Speaker 3: Is there a lot of glass there? I actually don't
Speaker 3: know where when she spotted a creature crossing the street
Speaker 3: in a rear view mirror. The animal is roughly twenty
Speaker 3: five feet away from the car. Its head was a
Speaker 3: horse and wooly. It was kind of hunched. It was
Speaker 3: wooly hunched. I don't know that's a word, like a goat.
Speaker 3: It was kind of like a goat creature, but it
Speaker 3: stood up right like a man and had a set
Speaker 3: of leathery wings. As we come to know what the
Speaker 3: New Jersey Devil, she slammed her foot on the acceleration
Speaker 3: and got out a dodge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you do.
Speaker 3: Strange. While this area has a lot of woods surrounding it,
Speaker 3: Green Tree Road does not actually run through the pine barans,
Speaker 3: but based on description, it does sound like the Jersey Devil,
Speaker 3: and suppose we looked like it. For people that do
Speaker 3: believe in the existence of the Jersey devil. They think
Speaker 3: the creature was born the pie barons and that that
Speaker 3: that has the ability to fly to other regions. So no,
Speaker 3: it's crazy to MENSI I'm walking, I'm out side with Charlie,
Speaker 3: and I fucking hear like I hear these like cock
Speaker 3: like like birds cawing above me, and I'm like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck? And I see three crows. One was to
Speaker 3: the side, didn't want to have anything to do with it,
Speaker 3: but there was two crows attacking another bird. I could
Speaker 3: see him in mid air flying to attack the other.
Speaker 3: It was crazy. What Chelsea about yesterday? I was like,
Speaker 3: these crows are flying in, they're hitting the other bird, hitting,
Speaker 3: and they're trying to hit it out of the air.
Speaker 2: And I was like, that's dude, that's cool, dis man.
Speaker 2: So you remember on Tuesday when I took the took
Speaker 2: a half day and I was just went and hung
Speaker 2: out in the park. So I was just sitting in
Speaker 2: my hammock under a couple of trees down down with
Speaker 2: the pond, and uh, there's a big fucking like a
Speaker 2: fisher bird. This lands on a branch above my head.
Speaker 2: And my first thought and I looked at at it
Speaker 2: and I was like please don't poop on me, mister bird.
Speaker 2: But I look up and this thing's got a little
Speaker 2: sunfish in its mouth. What Yeah, I had a little
Speaker 2: sunfish in its mouth, and I watched that thing put down.
Speaker 2: I was like, man, Nature's fucking metal nature.
Speaker 3: What do I look like someone who's gonna tell your fortune? Yes,
Speaker 3: come to me and I will read your album for five.
Speaker 2: Dollars today on Tom's racist?
Speaker 3: Going on? Why is that racist?
Speaker 2: Because you can't say gypsy anymore?
Speaker 3: I want to do a whole entire episode about Gypsies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can't call them gypsies?
Speaker 3: Can I not call the episode gypsies? History of Gypsy's?
Speaker 3: They say it fucking piggy blinders?
Speaker 4: What can I say?
Speaker 3: What am I supposed to call them? Okay? I want
Speaker 3: to do entire history about Gypsies and I can't call
Speaker 3: them gypsies.
Speaker 2: You're supposed to? Uh?
Speaker 3: If I get it?
Speaker 2: If I get a gypsy on my screen, I have
Speaker 2: the preferred name for gypsies and I can't pronounce it's
Speaker 2: If you can pronounce.
Speaker 3: It, great, that's Do bats have dips that big?
Speaker 2: Apparently? So I don't know. I was looking up because
Speaker 2: one of the for our listeners out there. That was
Speaker 2: just a bat with a giant heart on for some reason,
Speaker 2: but no here, So I was looking up other explanations
Speaker 2: for the Jersey devil. Go ahead and bring this one.
Speaker 2: The hammerhead bat. That's the cutest thing in the world.
Speaker 3: We're there's some One of the explanations is that it
Speaker 3: could be a different creature, Like, where's it called the
Speaker 3: hammerhead bat?
Speaker 2: The hammerhead bat? Yeah, just just google for a listeners,
Speaker 2: google hammerhead bats.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: The one that I was looking at was duck duck go,
Speaker 2: that's the one. We'll find, the one with the bat penis.
Speaker 3: But they're super cy and they're they're they're really cute.
Speaker 3: But the thing is they only exist in Africa, so
Speaker 3: it would be weird. But at the same time, you
Speaker 3: have things like how people bring over animals and have
Speaker 3: them as pets and stuff like that, and then they
Speaker 3: get released into the wild. Look at Florida, Okay, they
Speaker 3: got fu.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a huge reticulated python problem in Florida right
Speaker 2: now for that exact reason. That's why there's a handful
Speaker 2: of like jaguars and jungle cats that have gotten released
Speaker 2: into Florida too. And since Florida is essentially tropical in
Speaker 2: a lot of ways.
Speaker 3: It can survive, It's true, until it goes underwater because
Speaker 3: the Japanese have a bomb underneath it, like supposed to be.
Speaker 3: America put bombs underneath Japan. Bye one the war. He
Speaker 3: hasn't listened to this, he's too busy. The Warrington State
Speaker 3: Forest a smack dab in the middle of the pine
Speaker 3: beards and it contains the bats, the bats bats Toe village.
Speaker 3: Have you ever heard this? The Bat's two village? It
Speaker 3: spelled bats two, The Bat's two village, which has been
Speaker 3: in tax since the seventeen hundreds, eight the nine. In
Speaker 3: nineteen eighteen, god damn it. And nineteen eighty the chief
Speaker 3: forest ranger named Alan McFarlane was called out by this
Speaker 3: South Jersey farm near Warrington State Forage. The forest. The
Speaker 3: entire pack of the farmer's pigs have been brutally slaughtered
Speaker 3: in the middle of the night, which is weird. The
Speaker 3: back of the pig's head very much. The back of
Speaker 3: the pig's head had been eaten eating. Is that fucked?
Speaker 3: That's metal as something was perched on its back and
Speaker 3: ate their brains out. Okay, that's fucking weird.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 3: Their backs have been scratched. But whatever killed the pigs
Speaker 3: that left the rest of the body alone and moved
Speaker 3: to the next animal of the pack. So he had
Speaker 3: a bunch of animals that had their brains eaten out
Speaker 3: the back of their fucking head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot of the.
Speaker 3: That's fucking scary. Whatever.
Speaker 2: That's like. What's like the the exsanguinated cows in crop
Speaker 2: and stuff, is this.
Speaker 3: Thing of fucking zombie brains.
Speaker 2: Might be possible?
Speaker 3: Type of attack is not normal behavior for any local animals.
Speaker 3: In all the years of his experience, his name is
Speaker 3: Chief MacFarlane now had never seen anything like it. The
Speaker 3: site was horrifying, to say the least. The mystery has
Speaker 3: never been solved. Man. Locals believe that the only possible
Speaker 3: explanation is maybe the Jersey Devil did it.
Speaker 2: That's that's the most plausible explanation that we got, is
Speaker 2: that it was the Jersey Devil.
Speaker 3: Fran Coppola.
Speaker 2: Any related relation to Nicholas Curry.
Speaker 3: Now Frank Coppola, the owner of the Smith's Inn, walked
Speaker 3: outside one night to put his restaurant's trash in the
Speaker 3: cans behind the inn. She looked up and saw the shadow.
Speaker 3: Who the fuck names the kid Fran anymore?
Speaker 2: That was a while ago, wouldn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah? But still I like may Bell Fran fucking Gislane
Speaker 3: Gizlane twelve or twenty years for trafficking children.
Speaker 2: Wait she got twenty years yep yep r. Kelly got thirty.
Speaker 3: Yeah uh, and all the people in power got their
Speaker 3: names stricken out. Every connection to the Epstein Island was
Speaker 3: stricken out for people to know that how deep conspiracies
Speaker 3: really fucking go.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, back to the Jersey Devil.
Speaker 3: So she sees the shadowy wind creature looming over her.
Speaker 3: She felt calm. Though this is crazy, this is one
Speaker 3: of the crazy stories. She felt calm and to her
Speaker 3: instead of running away, she actually continued to stare at it,
Speaker 3: kind of like what I would do until it murdered me.
Speaker 3: But I'm the type of person that will just like
Speaker 3: I'll stare, I'll stare until it murders me. I'm the
Speaker 3: type of person that has the curiosity where I have
Speaker 3: fascinate wigie boards and ghosts and cryptids and conspiracy and everything,
Speaker 3: where I'm the type of person that like, hey, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna fucking stare into the depths of the darkness of
Speaker 3: hell and then see what happens. And if I die,
Speaker 3: I die.
Speaker 2: Isn't that what Prey does, though generally stares. Yeah, Prey
Speaker 2: just gets frozen.
Speaker 3: Well, then I'll start yelling at it that how about that?
Speaker 3: What am I staring at and yell too?
Speaker 2: You're supposed to stare at it and make yourself very big.
Speaker 3: I was pulling my dick man. Ah, so so she can't.
Speaker 3: For whatever reason, she felt the Jersey Devil was actually
Speaker 3: the guardian of Smithville and protecting it like some sort
Speaker 3: of guardian angel rather than to attack patrons. Kind of cool,
Speaker 3: Frank Cole.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Frank Coppola fully admits to fully admits that she is
Speaker 3: a true believer in the New Jersey Devil, and she
Speaker 3: had been thinking about the legend the same day that
Speaker 3: she saw the shadow. But imagine that, right, Like, we're
Speaker 3: doing an episode about aliens or grays or reptilians and
Speaker 3: then I see that ship. I'm like, buddy, you're just
Speaker 3: saying hello. You're like, this guy knows what I'm about.
Speaker 2: This guy knows what's up.
Speaker 3: It was possible this could have been a figment of
Speaker 3: Coppola's imagination, but she swears it to be true and
Speaker 3: went on record in a documentary about the Jersey Devil
Speaker 3: and visitors to the Smiths and will also hear about
Speaker 3: the folklore as well. That's fucking awesome, which eventually I
Speaker 3: want to do in film for the Patreon. I want
Speaker 3: to do Haunted Walks.
Speaker 2: Well, don't tell everyone about it. Just be about it.
Speaker 3: Just be about it, all right.
Speaker 2: We're getting later to the day.
Speaker 3: Based on twenty fifteen, people claim they saw the new
Speaker 3: Jersey Devil along Route nine and Egg Harbor Jesus near
Speaker 3: the golf course, just playing golf out there like it's
Speaker 3: fucking Tiger Woods. The witness, David Black, thought there was
Speaker 3: a lama standing inside of its fence along the roadway,
Speaker 3: until it suddenly whipped out its gigantic winds and started
Speaker 3: to fly away. David Black wrapped his cell phone and
Speaker 3: tried to capture a video of the creature.
Speaker 2: The Jersey Devil comes over and goes, hey, hey, you guys,
Speaker 2: is like a group of six of you. You guys
Speaker 2: mind if I play through yeah the video clip. I'm
Speaker 2: just by myself. I'll be real quickly.
Speaker 3: I've never seen this. I looked for videos about the
Speaker 3: Jersey Devil and couldn't find any.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there really aren't any. It's weird.
Speaker 3: There's always there's video footage of Bigfoot, there is some
Speaker 3: of Mothman, there's I My big fascination is a flatwood monster.
Speaker 3: Let me see a video of the dress wearing claude creature. Okay,
Speaker 3: mm hmm, he puts he puts his claws like this.
Speaker 3: Uh so it's The video clip is short, but shows
Speaker 3: that the Jersey Devil flying across the screen a black
Speaker 3: silhouette as against the colored sunset. This is a still
Speaker 3: photo of the same creature that supposed to be he
Speaker 3: had h taken.
Speaker 2: That's fucking weird.
Speaker 3: Is that a fucking weird? That's a lama. No, it's
Speaker 3: not that.
Speaker 2: That looks nothing like a lama.
Speaker 3: There's a still photo of the creature. Yeah, and it
Speaker 3: looks like a horn goat with wings that has thrown
Speaker 3: a football.
Speaker 5: It does.
Speaker 3: It does look like a creet that has a football.
Speaker 3: That's fun.
Speaker 2: Where where do you see the His arm.
Speaker 3: Is crouched in the same like I got a football.
Speaker 3: I'm ready to go.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, I don't see you. I think it
Speaker 2: looks like football, but I just see it like it's
Speaker 2: arm like it's cradling of football.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those fucking big ass balls, much like the troop
Speaker 3: of Cobra, the Mothman and even hydra fucking comic books.
Speaker 3: U isn't that Hydraus from.
Speaker 2: Greek mythology. It's one of the beasts. It's one of
Speaker 2: the seven trials that Hercules had to face. I think
Speaker 2: it's the first one.
Speaker 3: Actually, the third one was Dix in the mouth and
Speaker 3: he's like, I got a garble as much as I can.
Speaker 2: Uh No, that's the easiest one to do.
Speaker 3: Jersey Devil's true origia may never be found in the
Speaker 3: animal Kde mccorryn to Cape Bell Bay Magazine Skeptic, author
Speaker 3: of Skeptoid producer Brian dunninging Dunning certainly believes in most
Speaker 3: cases like this, a siding started to be a mistaken
Speaker 3: identification of everyday animals or something else, he said. Dunning notes,
Speaker 3: at the Jersey Devil and animals and Jersey, you know,
Speaker 3: it might be responsible for the new Jersey Devil, like,
Speaker 3: uh to get into before we get into what the
Speaker 3: New Jersey Devil may actually be. You know, there's skepticals Uh,
Speaker 3: there's skepticals. Just get the skeptics. I've tied too much whiskey.
Speaker 2: Uh, no more rye whiskey. No more whiskey. As he
Speaker 2: pours it out. When Chelsea beats your ass.
Speaker 3: I gotta go grocery shopping after this too. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: because Canada Day tomorrow as we're recording this will come
Speaker 3: out like four weeks later.
Speaker 2: But it's Canada Day tomorrow, and then it's fourth of
Speaker 2: July on Monday for us.
Speaker 3: So it is weird. And he says that it might
Speaker 3: be a sand a sand hill crane, which is the
Speaker 3: most prevalent explanation for the New Jersey Devil is it's
Speaker 3: a sand crane. And because they're big creatures, their wingspan
Speaker 3: is massive, and they do have red eyes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're they're kind of like they kind of fit
Speaker 2: the bill for what it was described as at least
Speaker 2: as close to anything that's in the area.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's get into fucking goddamn Benjamin Franklin.
Speaker 2: Benjamin motherfucking Franklin. All right about time. Oh right, so
Speaker 2: we're gonna go back. We're gonna go back. Everyone getting
Speaker 2: your time machine.
Speaker 3: Let's go back.
Speaker 2: Wait, oh right, everybody welcome to the past. So the
Speaker 2: Leeds family occupies the center of the story. But unlike
Speaker 2: they're less educated neighbors, they were not superstitious rural people.
Speaker 2: They were politically active, religious pioneers, authors and publishers. We
Speaker 2: have forgotten that the Jersey Devil legend, originally the Leeds Devil,
Speaker 2: began as a cruel taunt against them, not because of
Speaker 2: a monstrous birth, but because they have the cultural misfortune
Speaker 2: of joining the wrong side. That's right, everybody. They were
Speaker 2: scumbag Queen supporters and not the band.
Speaker 3: Yeah fuck that reptilian bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. So Daniels came to America in sixteen seventy
Speaker 2: seven and settled in Burlington. He published an almanac and
Speaker 2: was promptly attacked by his Quaker neighbors over his use
Speaker 2: of astrology in its. Quakers being a devoutly religious subsect
Speaker 2: of Christianity. They're some of the only groups of people
Speaker 2: that are allowed to be excluded from the draft as
Speaker 2: conscientious objectors because they are fundamentally non violent. They practice
Speaker 2: the non violence spoken of by the jail.
Speaker 3: And now you have him on a box oatmeal. But
Speaker 3: we can't keep Jemima.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they're they're Quakers. It's not a harmful stereotype.
Speaker 2: It's just a Quaker. Most of the Amish are actually
Speaker 2: descended from Dutch Quakers and German Quakers.
Speaker 3: I would like to patrion episode Amish people.
Speaker 2: That'd be weird anyways. So he was despite also being
Speaker 2: a Quaker. The others called him evil and accused him
Speaker 2: of practicing witchcraft. Annoyed by his treatment at the hands
Speaker 2: of his peers, he satirized the Quakers in a series
Speaker 2: of books. His work constedtitutes the earliest printing in the
Speaker 2: Garden State and some of the earliest political attack literature
Speaker 2: in America. His satirical writings and accusations of hypocrisy against
Speaker 2: the rival Quakers so outraged them that they took to
Speaker 2: calling Daniel Satan's Harbinger. To make matters worse, Leeds supported
Speaker 2: the first royal governor of New Jersey, the infamous Lord Cornbury.
Speaker 3: I'm Lord Cornberry, Lor Corberry.
Speaker 2: Lord he was. Lord Cornberry was accused of being loose
Speaker 2: with the colonies taxes, as well as having an affinity
Speaker 2: for fashionable ladies wear. What I removed? I removed the
Speaker 2: problematic language from this.
Speaker 3: Tell me what they say it originally.
Speaker 2: Called Macross Dresser. Eventually Daniel's son, Titan Leeds, took over
Speaker 2: running the Almanac and ran a foul of a young
Speaker 2: Benjamin Franklin. The then up and coming young Franklin was
Speaker 2: angling to make a name for himself as a publisher
Speaker 2: and as a publicity stunt. Franklin, in the guise of
Speaker 2: Poor Richard Poor Richard Saunders, claimed that the astrological calculation
Speaker 2: showed that Titan Leads would meet his end in seventeen
Speaker 2: thirty three, and when the prediction didn't pan out, Leads
Speaker 2: called Franklin a fool and a liar. You goddamn fool
Speaker 2: and a liar and a fucking liar. Franklin never won
Speaker 2: to miss a chance for verbal fisticuffs. Franklin stated that
Speaker 2: since Titan Leads had died, his ghost must be the
Speaker 2: one be the one voicing his uh, his anger.
Speaker 3: I want to brawluff.
Speaker 2: Well, Leeds was a Leads was a Quaker. So remember
Speaker 2: they're not violent. So he just like talking shit.
Speaker 3: So if you tried to himself the bugs bunny thing,
Speaker 3: or if you put a you know, you slap him
Speaker 3: with the glove, He's not going to fight back.
Speaker 2: Correct. They practiced the turn the other cheek.
Speaker 3: Turn the other cheek, and then slap it with my dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So when Leads tried to defend himself, Franklin, stone
Speaker 2: faced and armed with his trademark Wit, argued that Leads
Speaker 2: had been resurrected from the dead. The plan went off
Speaker 2: without a hitch, and Poor Richard's almanac became famous and
Speaker 2: the go to almanac for all farmers. It left the
Speaker 2: pioneering Leeds Almanac, one that had come almost you know,
Speaker 2: eighty years prior, to fade into obscurity. Titan Leeds actually
Speaker 2: died in seventeen thirty eight, and his revolutionary fervor grew
Speaker 2: in the mid eighteenth century, and Americans looked for targets
Speaker 2: to point their anti British feelings. The Leeds family made
Speaker 2: easy targets. They had.
Speaker 3: He fucking died not long after Benjamin Franklin said he
Speaker 3: might five years. Yeah, it's like it's still five years obviously,
Speaker 3: like back in the days.
Speaker 2: Franklin forgot to carry the one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's still the fact that he's like, you're gonna die, man,
Speaker 3: fuck you? Ah, where was I?
Speaker 2: Leeds family made easy targets. They had sided with the
Speaker 2: Empire and hated and the hated Lord Cornbury, and had
Speaker 2: been accused of being dark occultist. By the time I
Speaker 2: said dark no War, the leads Devil stood as a
Speaker 2: symbol of political ridicule and the price of siding with
Speaker 2: the British Empire. Post Revolution, the legend of the Leads
Speaker 2: Devil drifted into obscurity until the early twentieth century, when
Speaker 2: a Philadelphia public relations man revived it to promote a
Speaker 2: dime museum. The museum we were talking about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Arch Museum.
Speaker 2: The Leads Devil became the Jersey Devil and fictitious monstrous
Speaker 2: births and bumps in the pine forest night eclipse reality,
Speaker 2: a complex political animal had been transformed into a cartoonish,
Speaker 2: pedestrian and childish monster that never existed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and here is the original sketch of the Jersey Devil.
Speaker 2: He looks by the fact that there's no fucking way
Speaker 2: that they could physically support itself.
Speaker 3: You're right, it'd probably fly around like this, those legs
Speaker 3: would break. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, you don't have to be like walking and being like.
Speaker 3: Nature is the craziest shit. No matter what if this
Speaker 3: thing is real or not, Like we have a zoo,
Speaker 3: which I'm like, I've said the story right. I went
Speaker 3: to a circus. I feel like I've said this before.
Speaker 3: I went to a circus in uh near where I live,
Speaker 3: and a circus show up and there's people protesting outside
Speaker 3: about the abuse of animals, and I agree.
Speaker 2: That circus are notorious for her.
Speaker 3: It's really bad. And then I said to the chick,
Speaker 3: Josh's like, don't do it, and I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna do it. And I was like, I was like,
Speaker 3: you're protesting this. How will protest the war? And I
Speaker 3: rack in Afghanistan And this chick is like, I do
Speaker 3: that too, and I'm like, of course you do. You
Speaker 3: protest anything that they tell you to fucking protest.
Speaker 2: But it is tom, do you are you telling me
Speaker 2: that you supported the war?
Speaker 3: And I reckon, no, I'm telling her. I was like,
Speaker 3: why don't. I was like, protest the war and a racket.
Speaker 2: And then she said that she did, and you said,
Speaker 2: of course you do. You protest whatever they tell you to.
Speaker 3: I didn't actually say that. I just kind of shook
Speaker 3: my head and walked on.
Speaker 2: The truth of the matter.
Speaker 3: If you go through my instagram, the Raptilian Instagram, which
Speaker 3: I never met. Uh, but if you go like, that's
Speaker 3: where you can follow tom Kat. I have photos tho.
Speaker 3: It's going like part of me is like I like
Speaker 3: going to the circus, but I know that the treatment
Speaker 3: of animals is horrible, and I'm someone who loves animals.
Speaker 3: I do as ridiculous as I look. I I love animals,
Speaker 3: and I I'd rather see them be treated. But I
Speaker 3: I talk. I've talked to people who has who have
Speaker 3: worked at circuses, and they say that they do try
Speaker 3: their best, but at the same time, they should be
Speaker 3: in the wild.
Speaker 2: And trying your best doesn't really cut it in that
Speaker 2: fucking scenario.
Speaker 3: A lot of fun on this. You know, people on
Speaker 3: YouTube and Twitch, you really get the rock cuts. The
Speaker 3: audio won't hear as as much as we actually rant
Speaker 3: or banter. But I love cryptids. Every time I get
Speaker 3: to cryptids, it's it's so fun to get into cryptids
Speaker 3: because it's it's most likely unbelieved. But I'm a person
Speaker 3: who believes in the like, not the latter. I believe
Speaker 3: in the low totem pole. I believe things exist that
Speaker 3: we don't know of. I believe that there's weird shit
Speaker 3: going on all the time. And I'm a believer that
Speaker 3: we won't know toward dead like that there is. I've
Speaker 3: seen strange shit for myself, So I don't discount people
Speaker 3: that have seen weird stuff, Like I don't discount if
Speaker 3: someone's if they swear they've seen it and they're a logical,
Speaker 3: well rounded, logical person, I'm not gonna discount what they
Speaker 3: saw as real or not that's right.
Speaker 2: Or if they say that they saw a reptilian, Tom
Speaker 2: will literally suck your dick, so.
Speaker 3: You can you can. I don't know. That's hard to
Speaker 3: say because if you see something that's a man like creature,
Speaker 3: a womanlike creature, as we've talked about a reptilian episode,
Speaker 3: it's just like, how do you know? Really? Like I'm
Speaker 3: a believer in aliens. I'm a believer in cryptids and
Speaker 3: zoology and cryptozoology. I believe there's things that that may
Speaker 3: be in another dimension. Like I've said, there's in my
Speaker 3: opinion right Earth. In the research I've done, Earth course
Speaker 3: I look ridiculous, but Earth corresponds with all these different dimensions.
Speaker 3: And what I've heard from the research I've done is
Speaker 3: there's six hundred, six hundred different dimensions that correspond with
Speaker 3: Earth at the same time. So you and I've always
Speaker 3: said the story, how like you could have someone standing
Speaker 3: besides you, someone that is in this conversation, someone is
Speaker 3: doing or the idea right that, like everything we do
Speaker 3: offshoots into like a spiderweb.
Speaker 2: You're talking about the multiverse right now?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, which this weekend I'm gonna watch Doctor Strange
Speaker 3: in the new movie.
Speaker 2: I wasn't referencing Marvel, but the actual you know, theory
Speaker 2: of a multiverse.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's there's some weird shit gowing. I've also
Speaker 3: had some whiskey, so whatever.
Speaker 2: Very weel shit. And Tom is drunk once again. Ah,
Speaker 2: not yet, Welcome to Strangebruit bullshit. Not yet. You've had
Speaker 2: two big s glasses of whiskey and you slugged out
Speaker 2: of the bomb. You're right, if you're not drunk, you
Speaker 2: have a serious problem.
Speaker 3: I do have a serious problem. Marra Billy. Why are
Speaker 3: you said, just try? I'm excited for the things we
Speaker 3: got going. There's a lot of stuff coming on the
Speaker 3: Patreon that haven't hasn't even been released yet. Yeah, there's
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Speaker 3: If there's anything you guys want us to get into,
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Speaker 3: really want to hear us talk about. There was a
Speaker 3: fan that wanted us to cover a Japanese legend about
Speaker 3: this Japanese folklore that has this creature that this butthole
Speaker 3: eats people. And we've had some strange requests which we
Speaker 3: will get into eventually. But and then guys like, I'll write.
Speaker 2: It for you.
Speaker 3: I'll write you out the episode, and I was like,
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Speaker 3: of our monsters in our cryptids episodes that like the
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Speaker 3: the beginning of this podcast where we were getting smashed
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm probably gonna microdose a little later and smoke
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Speaker 4: I wonder what you would do if you have the
Speaker 4: power to dream.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 5: Any dream you wanted to dream, you would I suppose
Speaker 5: shot out by pulling oreal witness you Christmas designed for yourself?
Speaker 3: What would be the most ecstatic light? The fast sleep?
Speaker 5: One had to be done, the bad dream happening to
Speaker 5: me running from tragedy, stuff of dramatically Scarborough.
Speaker 2: Reality is nothing but what has to be.
Speaker 5: Some of the facts we believe are probably predictable potion
Speaker 5: they massively constructed in build them minds up school kids.
Speaker 5: Trust the dollar bills, You're a foolish in the future
Speaker 5: rush human's swallen.
Speaker 2: Bills not now transmit and no one has a fucking
Speaker 2: clue of it.
Speaker 3: I'm confusing, ship, who is this? What is this? Is
Speaker 3: this an illusional a trick?
Speaker 2: It must be a Muslim trip. The earnest fucked.
Speaker 3: I now know who's done. The ship did wed this?
Speaker 5: Looking up hovering cruise ships another chief trick. Start sommoning
Speaker 5: demons with these lips as a dog.
Speaker 3: I was back in my bed, streaming as it he
Speaker 3: he slipped, hug, I have to be dead. The room
Speaker 3: goes black, that's red. As I see this shadow turned back,
Speaker 3: his heads.
Speaker 2: Start ring deep in my eyes.
Speaker 3: Then I wake, feel sleep, surprised.
Speaker 2: Take chokes O mes is a.
Speaker 3: Vibe saying no to the creeps in the sky.
Speaker 2: I played jokes like gonna make you bleed from your eyes.
Speaker 5: I just see inside your road's mind with the demon's hide.
Speaker 3: When you the phone and Nick screaming five, Why by
Speaker 3: the one that's demon nies, When.
Speaker 5: These all of you believe in nothing but lies, that
Speaker 5: doesn't come as any surprise.
Speaker 3: I'm made crowd at home.
Speaker 5: But down here ro sound and all mold, the beer
Speaker 5: and these bears, I'm gonna down the mall.
Speaker 1: Hold then, dear.
Speaker 3: Till I stop.
Speaker 5: Long round the fall. The coast is clear now, the
Speaker 5: laps putting out sprang here music pounced on the walls.
Speaker 5: Hear my music confusive and matter of rivers. Golf now
Speaker 5: in your head.
Speaker 6: Look at that dry gust when you spent your life,
Speaker 6: rush your heads, storm store till your record or a corpse.
Speaker 6: Why do we support the lies? No remorse for the
Speaker 6: course we're taken.
Speaker 5: You're forced to have been awakened from an ancient slumber.
Speaker 3: These around, these graves.
Speaker 6: I wonder as a takeshot on the podcast you Hey,
Speaker 6: you as a monster, hate the imposters, foster arrange image
Speaker 6: of yourself, done us some religion. Words won't help when
Speaker 6: you're bringing in the health for a vision from a book.
Speaker 2: On a shelf.
Speaker 3: Look at yourselves?
Speaker 2: Who the fuck are you?
Speaker 5: You're nothing new, You must be confused, You ain't shit shot,
Speaker 5: all the boos wasted and tell you wait till your
Speaker 5: face bitch, you're the ladiest news. Everybody hates you, and
Speaker 5: there's way to change your life, but it takes pain
Speaker 5: and sacrifice, and you would move over to.
Speaker 2: An advenureous dimensions.
Speaker 5: Well, there was sudden dangerous involved through really, and you
Speaker 5: could rescue princesses from dragon.
Speaker 6: And skip and go on dangerous journeys, make wonderful explosions
Speaker 6: and blow them up.
Speaker 2: Eventually get into contest with enemies. And after you've done
Speaker 2: that for some time
Speaker 1: You'll think up a new wrinkle to forget that you
Speaker 1: were dreaming so you would think it was all for real.