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<v Speaker 1>Welcome everybody to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Strange Podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on? Everybody? I'm from Jerseys.

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<v Speaker 2>Happening, folks, what's going on? A fucking problem with dad

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<v Speaker 2>that we're going to New freaking jay Zy today. Huh?

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<v Speaker 3>What's up all the host heads out there in hose Headland.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's dangerous New Jersey from what I hear. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna bring a weapon, my weapon and choice. I

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<v Speaker 2>got a twee a twee a tweet.

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<v Speaker 3>The fuck is it? You have an iced tea? I

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<v Speaker 3>love those fucking those ice teas to twisted baby. Twisted

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<v Speaker 3>ice teas are fucking great.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess what I have to throw back to that dude

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<v Speaker 2>that got knocked out in the seven to eleven with

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<v Speaker 2>a twisted tea?

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<v Speaker 3>Can you guess what this is? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>It's pussy water in ice.

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<v Speaker 3>It's uh, it's It's been a while since I've had

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<v Speaker 3>a straight up whiskey drink on the podcast, so I

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<v Speaker 3>think it's about time.

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<v Speaker 2>He drinks a whiskey drink. He drinks a Vodkas on

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<v Speaker 2>the floor, and when he has to pee, he uses

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<v Speaker 2>the kitchen sink.

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<v Speaker 3>This is it. I guess started putting my booze in

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<v Speaker 3>the background of the for the YouTube's sentinel Rye whiskey

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<v Speaker 3>Canadian distill blended with the utmost care for the smoother

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<v Speaker 3>richer Rye. All right, where's our boos sponsors out there?

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<v Speaker 2>You had me at whiskey? You lost me at rye?

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<v Speaker 3>Rye?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I hate ry I love whiskey, I hate Rye.

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<v Speaker 3>So everybody out there, are you ready? Got back in

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<v Speaker 3>the gridds.

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<v Speaker 2>I woke up this moun in. I saw the Jersey

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<v Speaker 2>Devil is there.

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<v Speaker 3>There's gotta be a song about the Jersey Devil.

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<v Speaker 2>I would assume there's at least four or five folk

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<v Speaker 2>songs about the Jersey Devil.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and we are talking about the Jersey Devil. Everybody,

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<v Speaker 3>let's get weird.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that he has a fucking jewel.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, yes, indeed, yes, we are talking about the

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<v Speaker 3>Jersey Devil. We're getting back into cryptids. It's exciting. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you want Let's I guess? Uh, let me take another,

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<v Speaker 3>let me get another sip of my whiskey, and then

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<v Speaker 3>we'll fucking get this ship going. Can you also? Can

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<v Speaker 3>you guess? Can you guess what I have for Chase?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Oh, you're fucking kombucha. I you're a fucking strange bird.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I just got a dick to the

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<v Speaker 3>camp butcher. Literally every week I buy two cases of kambucha. Man. Uh,

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<v Speaker 3>we might shop around for you know, uh, just for

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<v Speaker 3>the fans to know, like you can still find a lot,

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<v Speaker 3>like all of our merchanes on Tea Spring right now.

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<v Speaker 3>But they took down my Fuck the New World Order.

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<v Speaker 3>I designed both of them, and I put it on

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<v Speaker 3>Tea Public and they allowed it. And I ordered myself

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<v Speaker 3>a fuck the New World Order fucking sweater shirt and

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<v Speaker 3>two stickers. One's going on my fucking car, just.

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<v Speaker 2>In case Tom needed more of a reason for the

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<v Speaker 2>cops to pull him over.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, let's get into the new Jersey Devil.

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<v Speaker 3>Well traveling through Jersey. Beware the woods. Beware the woods.

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<v Speaker 3>The forest is where the Jersey What the fuck is

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<v Speaker 3>that was on my Internet? Didn't say it? The forest

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<v Speaker 3>is where the Jersey Devil can be found with cloven

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<v Speaker 3>hooves and dreadful claws. The Joseph Devil is for formidable foe.

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<v Speaker 3>It's bud blood curdling scream will announce its presence and

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<v Speaker 3>chill all viewers to its core.

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<v Speaker 2>It's bud curdling scream, is what you just said? And uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, fuck dude, it's all curdled.

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<v Speaker 3>Stupid good.

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<v Speaker 2>So I heard like two different style screams. There's like

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<v Speaker 2>one that's like it's a cat being eviscerated. Is that

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<v Speaker 2>the guys said?

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<v Speaker 3>I heard one guy said that that was like I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, oh man, I and the guy I was

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<v Speaker 3>listening one thing and it was like, it sounds like

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<v Speaker 3>if you took a cat, stepped on its head and

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<v Speaker 3>pulled off its.

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<v Speaker 2>Legs and pulled its legs off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, you know what that sounds like, you're

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<v Speaker 2>you're a sick fuck. I was brand new bicycle I was.

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<v Speaker 3>I was looking for and like, there's any audio out

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<v Speaker 3>there of the scream or if somebody supposed to be

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<v Speaker 3>captured it, because supposed to be they've captured big Foot scream.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's not even any pictures of the Jersey Devil

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<v Speaker 2>out there. The only one that they had that was

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<v Speaker 2>close is very obviously about are you sure, well, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what that's why you share. Yeah, let's go back to that.

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<v Speaker 3>Please, Are you sure there's not any photos? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Why are they throwing a dog with a backpack on it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's got wings, Bro, that's a that's a goat. That's

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<v Speaker 3>definitely a goat.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a goat with something attached to it, and that

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<v Speaker 2>goat has no business being in the air like that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, why my hair? So? Yes, while traveling beyond the woods, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>you'll be chilled to the core by its blood curdling scream.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like all these all these cryptids have like sort

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<v Speaker 3>of screams, and they kind of like Bigfoot has a

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<v Speaker 3>call that supposed to me he has where it's like,

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<v Speaker 3>not actually like that, but what up? Mike's in the chat?

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<v Speaker 3>We uh while recording episodes, I'll talk to you when

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gaming, But most times, because we're putting this on YouTube,

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<v Speaker 3>we try not to chat to the viewers too often,

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<v Speaker 3>but it happens. Dutch is always fucking in this piece,

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<v Speaker 3>but he's not today. So should you hear the leathery

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<v Speaker 3>wings approach in the night? You know? To run? The

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<v Speaker 3>Jersey Devil is known to bring misery and misfortune wherever

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<v Speaker 3>it goes. The Jersey Devil does remind me of I'm Obama.

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<v Speaker 2>The Jersey Devil does remind me of Michelle because she

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<v Speaker 2>gets uh, Michael gets I mean Michelle gets really angry

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<v Speaker 2>and her hoofs come out and his bat wings come out.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean her bat wings come out, and she is

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<v Speaker 2>she is, in fact, five hundred years old. I do

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<v Speaker 2>trust Joan than the legend of those.

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<v Speaker 3>I do trust Joan Rivers when she said that Michelle

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<v Speaker 3>Obama is a man, and then she died about a

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<v Speaker 3>week later after she said it, So.

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<v Speaker 2>Hmm, I love Joan Rivers, but I'm pretty sure that

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<v Speaker 2>was just a dick.

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<v Speaker 3>You've never seen met that literally dick hanging out man.

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<v Speaker 2>I can see it, I know, but I've seen I've

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<v Speaker 2>seen the pictures of Michelle from the back where she

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<v Speaker 2>looks all jacked and like.

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<v Speaker 3>She got the shoulders of the man. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The biggest thing is when when Obama accidentally calls her

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<v Speaker 2>Michael like seven times, and you even see a sleepy

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<v Speaker 2>Joe back then, like look at her going.

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<v Speaker 3>Did anyone notice that? Did anybody catch that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but I mean, you're a public speaker.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna fuck up once in a while, and everyone's

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<v Speaker 2>on camera all the time, so it's.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I think that you're the skeptic. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>the conspiracy theorist. I think that it goes much deeper

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<v Speaker 3>than we ever think it is.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you know what else goes much deeper than

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<v Speaker 2>we ever think Michael Obama's.

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<v Speaker 3>She's got that thick old dick. So yeah, it does

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<v Speaker 3>remind me somewhat of the Mothman because it brings misery

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<v Speaker 3>and misfortune and it's a flying creature, which supposed to me,

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<v Speaker 3>they do get mixed up with each other too. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna start getting like some crazy fucking cryptid shit. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna just buy more shit for my shelf. Chess, like,

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<v Speaker 3>you don't need.

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<v Speaker 2>Any the crypt that I got a long time ago,

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<v Speaker 2>the Mothman, little Jersey Devil.

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<v Speaker 3>They have that. Maybe we get a sponsor one day, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>but uh, the cryptid box or whatever. I would like

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<v Speaker 3>to get that eventually. Chus is like, you gotta pay

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<v Speaker 3>after your fucking visa first, and I'm like, yeah, I agree.

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<v Speaker 3>So legend has it. Then, in seventeen thirty five, Pine's resident,

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<v Speaker 3>known as Mother Leeds, found herself pregnant with her thirteenth

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<v Speaker 3>for the thirteenth time. Okay, thirteenth time.

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<v Speaker 2>That poor fucking woman keep abortion safe and legal.

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<v Speaker 3>Leads is the name of one of the New Jersey's

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<v Speaker 3>earliest settlers, and many descendants of the Leeds family can

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<v Speaker 3>still be found in New Jersey today to this day.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you ever? Did you ever watch Comic Book Men?

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<v Speaker 2>Briefly? I did want to, Okay, before it became a show.

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't sound like a fucking hipster dick, but

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<v Speaker 2>I really wanted to go to jan sellobob Secret Stash

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<v Speaker 2>feel just like only you know Kevin Smith nerds knew

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<v Speaker 2>about it, and then that fucking show. But yeah, it

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<v Speaker 2>seems like it's it would be an incredibly pretentious comic

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<v Speaker 2>shop to go with.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm good, I would go. I liked this show.

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<v Speaker 3>It was it was fun, and I love learning about

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<v Speaker 3>how much this cost, you know, especially when it comes

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<v Speaker 3>to comic books or toys and stuff like that. It

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<v Speaker 3>interests me because I love collecting fucking garbage, and uh,

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<v Speaker 3>it's pretty much this is a material object. But uh,

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<v Speaker 3>there was an episode where like, uh, Meng Ching when

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<v Speaker 3>it was his name, why did I say it like

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<v Speaker 3>that his name's Meng, isn't it or something?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>And and the other Buddy and Brian and whatever their

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<v Speaker 3>names are, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I just know that two of them are the

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<v Speaker 2>uh suck it fan boy, you tell me today.

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<v Speaker 3>It's It's and there's there's been, Kevin's Smith's friend forever

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<v Speaker 3>but forever. In one of the episodes, they actually go

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<v Speaker 3>with the Pine Barons to like look for the Jersey

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<v Speaker 3>Devil and then to scare Ming. They fucking uh one

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<v Speaker 3>of them dresses up and they get a guy I wanted,

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<v Speaker 3>like this, this guy that's super knowledgeable comic books. He

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<v Speaker 3>always comes to the store and they dress him up

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<v Speaker 3>and they get him to do blood curling scream and

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<v Speaker 3>they're visibly scared, especially Ming. He's like what the fuck man,

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<v Speaker 3>and then like freaking out and it was actually quite comical.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 3>And I did get Discovery. Plus, I'll be watching that

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<v Speaker 3>show with Jason Mughes and Jack Osborne. I love Jack Osborne.

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<v Speaker 2>I just watched that the other night. It was I

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<v Speaker 2>hope it becomes a regular thing.

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<v Speaker 3>That'll be awesome. I love Jason because he.

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<v Speaker 2>Was a Jason Mughes was exactly who you expect him

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<v Speaker 2>to be, which is great because every time I see

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<v Speaker 2>him in anything, it's just like, oh no, that's just you.

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<v Speaker 3>I met him, and he was super chill.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I hear. Everyone that's met him is like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>he's an upstanding fucking dude. Smith is kind of an asshole.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I've heard that. And he's very scared.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep crying for Disney money, you fucking cout.

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<v Speaker 3>He's very scared of a fucking virus as a ninety

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<v Speaker 3>nine point nine percent.

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<v Speaker 2>But I guess he did just do covid as a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess he just lung covid as dangerous as I guess,

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<v Speaker 2>cause heart he almost died, so I get why he

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<v Speaker 2>was scared. He's like, I don't want to take any chances.

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<v Speaker 2>But uh yeah, that dude had a fucking near death

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<v Speaker 3>fat ass, all right. Fucking so so, she, like mother Leads,

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<v Speaker 3>Mother Leads was not living a wealthy lifestyle by any means.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh So she got her husband to kick her in

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<v Speaker 3>He did really nothing. He didn't do shit, really reaching

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, maybe you should stop busting a nut in your

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<v Speaker 3>you know he's one of There's like that picture where

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<v Speaker 2>Like I would imagine nothing just walks out with a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking five o'clock shadow and a pipe that is smoking,

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<v Speaker 2>just like, what's going on? Mother?

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<v Speaker 3>She raised her hands to the heavens and proclaimed, what

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<v Speaker 3>this would be the devil? So yeah, she literally wanted

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<v Speaker 2>They just came out.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, helloah, Mother, like, I'm proud. The rest

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<v Speaker 3>of you were dead to me.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my only true child, this is my ken

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<v Speaker 2>because the father was Sitan.

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<v Speaker 3>Mother leads was yeah. Mother leads wend to labor. A

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<v Speaker 3>few months later and on a very stormy night, no

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<v Speaker 3>the curse. She's like, all right. Months later, she's like,

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't say that she had uttered previous regardings to

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<v Speaker 3>regarding her unborn child. Her, her children, and her husband

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<v Speaker 3>huddled together in one room to the Leeds Point home

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<v Speaker 3>while local midwives gathered to deliver the baby. It's like,

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<v Speaker 2>You over the years and you and you yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>know why, because midwives are way better than a fucking hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>For delivering a child. Why would you why would you

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<v Speaker 2>take your why would you give birth to a child

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<v Speaker 2>in places where people go to die.

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<v Speaker 3>I had that same point to you, and I got

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<v Speaker 3>an argument with fucking I think there's Chelsea or bailure

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<v Speaker 3>Stone because my buddy Ras has been on the podcast

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<v Speaker 3>way back in the day he had his his wife

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<v Speaker 3>had a fucking home birth in the bathtub with a

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<v Speaker 3>midwife that was super against the the clot shoddy and.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been three years stop talking about it.

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<v Speaker 3>And so he like, obviously Ras is super against all

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<v Speaker 3>that stuff. So like they chose to do a home

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<v Speaker 3>especially and it was during COVID so they probably didn't

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<v Speaker 3>want to risk it considering being in a hospital. Like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I don't like his views are kind of

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<v Speaker 3>on part with mine, But.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, you've made your point, and he did it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I keep telling Chelse, sal was like,

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<v Speaker 3>we should have a home birth. She's like I want,

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<v Speaker 3>like I want the drugs, and I'm like, no, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want you with to have the drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>You could. Yeah, first of all, Tom, shut the fuck up.

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<v Speaker 2>That is not your decision. Second, my body, my.

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<v Speaker 3>Choice, especially if it's my girlfriends. I can control your body,

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<v Speaker 3>you fuck I control her body. I puppet her on

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<v Speaker 3>puppet strings.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you are a traditional male, you fucking shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Just joking everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, everybody, love everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>But I would rather do that just in my if

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<v Speaker 3>I was a woman. And I can't say anything because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not a woman, but I would rather do it

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<v Speaker 3>at home without the purpose of drugs like it was

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<v Speaker 3>supposed to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm pretty sure she can get the drugs at home.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just sorting coke and fucking shooting heroin.

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<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't be snorting coke for that. You'd probably just

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<v Speaker 2>take it and like rub it on the badge at

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<v Speaker 2>that point.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, you like the gummers, but on the vagina. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>So it's weird because they all hollered around they were

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<v Speaker 3>ready for the baby to pop out, but all accounts

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<v Speaker 3>the birth was routinely the same as others. The thirteenth

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<v Speaker 3>Lee child was seemingly a normal baby boy. But the

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<v Speaker 3>crazy thing is the crazy the strange thing. Within minutes,

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<v Speaker 3>mother leads unholy wish from months before it began to

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<v Speaker 3>come to fruition, the baby started to change and it

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<v Speaker 3>metamorphosized right before their very eyes, nice rhyme. Within moments,

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<v Speaker 3>it transferred from a beautiful newborn baby into a hideous

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<v Speaker 3>creature unlike anything the world has ever seen, and the

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<v Speaker 3>wailing infant began growing at an incredible rate. We're no

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<v Speaker 3>mother gear. Oh you know scary that if this holds

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<v Speaker 3>any validity, you know, a fucking scary that would fucking be.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know how proud I would be if I

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<v Speaker 2>was that mom, I'd be like, come to me, my child,

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<v Speaker 2>You're the only one in the world. All will perish

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<v Speaker 2>it our heads?

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<v Speaker 3>Is there not a horror movie that's kind of like that,

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<v Speaker 3>or a horror s's.

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<v Speaker 2>An X Files episode about the Jersey Devil?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it really? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you do. It's season one, episode five. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>spoiler alert. It's not actually about the Jersey Devil. It's

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<v Speaker 2>about Ferald children that live in the woods, in the

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<v Speaker 2>Pine barrens ah.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, the Pine Barons is pretty crazy. It's

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<v Speaker 3>fucking huge. It's literally just a massive mass a forest.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a it's a pine forest. That's why it's called

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<v Speaker 2>the Pine Ship. Fucking shit else left.

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<v Speaker 3>There a good thing that they're not destroying everything? Right,

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<v Speaker 3>and there is yet there is a lot of weird

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<v Speaker 3>folklore and weird stories do with the Pine Barrens. There's

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<v Speaker 3>weird old buildings and like, like essentially it looks it

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<v Speaker 3>looks like a forest from the Blair Witch Project. It

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<v Speaker 3>really does. There's a lot of weird shit in the

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<v Speaker 3>Pine Barrens and it's fucking huge. So no wonder. Like

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<v Speaker 3>the thing is, we always talk about Bigfoot and different

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<v Speaker 3>cryptids and stuff like that, and like could they exist

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<v Speaker 3>and maybe we haven't found them yet because like maybe

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<v Speaker 3>we just haven't discovered them, or they're fucking sneaky, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like because who knows, because Bigfoot could be out there somewhere,

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<v Speaker 3>but you know, maybe they're just sneaking around. I am sneaky, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>So we don't we don't really, we don't really know, right,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I looked, I really tried to look for videos

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<v Speaker 3>if anyone trying to capture because you always have those

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<v Speaker 3>videos of like Bigfoot or even fucking the moth Man,

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<v Speaker 3>and people are like, this is a real fucking footage

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<v Speaker 3>and who knows though it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, this one's fun, it's deviant art, I think, but

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<v Speaker 2>that one's fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's a there's many artworks of the Jersey Devil

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<v Speaker 3>out there. But who knows. We'll get it. We'll get

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<v Speaker 3>into We'll get into the Jersey Devil, get inside him.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I wish he looked like the Jersey did.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it looks like that. The one on

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<v Speaker 2>the left looks like that Burger or that McDonald's character

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<v Speaker 2>that the mac Moon or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, it does. That's strange. So it's supposed to be.

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<v Speaker 3>It's sprouted horns from the top of its head, and

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<v Speaker 3>talon like claws that tore through the tips of its fingers,

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<v Speaker 3>leathery bat like wings unfurled from its back, and its

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<v Speaker 3>hair and feathers spread it all over the child's body.

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<v Speaker 3>She's probably like, what's happening to my fucking child? Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>it's eyes began.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's going on here. I completely forgot

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<v Speaker 2>making a deal with the devil, but I got this sweet,

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<v Speaker 2>sweet dick dumb.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder if she fuck it tasted like raspberries. Its

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<v Speaker 3>eyes began glowing bright red as they grew larger into

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<v Speaker 3>the monstrous, gnarled and snarling face. The creature savagely attacked

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<v Speaker 3>its own mother, killing her. Then it turns its attention

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<v Speaker 3>to the rest of the horrified onlookers who witnessed it's

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<v Speaker 3>crazy and strange transformation. It flew at them, cawing and biting,

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<v Speaker 3>voicing unearthly streaks. The entire shrieks the entire time. So

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<v Speaker 3>my grandpa sound like when I put the pillow over

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<v Speaker 3>his fucking face. What you got cancer anyway? Grandpa? Goodbye?

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<v Speaker 3>Rest in peace, pops. It tore through the midwifes limb

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<v Speaker 3>from limb. It just like tore every I wonder if

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<v Speaker 3>it like fucked up its other brothers and sisters, but

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<v Speaker 3>they're like, no, Wade.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm your sister, help me, step devil.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm stuck, so stupid maiming, maiming some and killing others.

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<v Speaker 3>The monster then knocked at knocked down the door to

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<v Speaker 3>the next room, where its own father and siblings cowered

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<v Speaker 3>in fear. Why would you not run? And I'm playing.

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<v Speaker 2>Where you're gonna runs? Can fly?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm playing Corey right now. I'm streaming on Twitch, so

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<v Speaker 3>follow me at Strange rout t TV. And there's a

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<v Speaker 3>certain semi I don't want to ruin the game frame

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<v Speaker 3>one because it's literally like a movie. I'm probably gonna

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<v Speaker 3>play it twice and show Chelsea. But there's like a

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<v Speaker 3>part where they all run in the forest alone and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, where the fuck are you guys going nice?

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<v Speaker 3>The monster then knocked down the door and killed everybody,

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<v Speaker 3>so uh fucking crazy, and it supposed to be was

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<v Speaker 3>killing as many as it could. It's siblings. The father,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure got murdered by this devil creature murder. Those

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<v Speaker 3>who survived to tell the tale then washed in horror

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<v Speaker 3>as the rotten beast sprinted through the chimney and flew

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<v Speaker 3>up got out of there. Man pulled the Santa Claus

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be.

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<v Speaker 4>Back next year, mavery double miss, destroying it on its

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<v Speaker 4>way up and leaving a pile of rubble in its wake.

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<v Speaker 3>So it went through the chimney and everything collapsed. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like fucking three little pigs built this house.

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<v Speaker 2>His house out of straw. Woter Prudy, I found a

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<v Speaker 2>sweet picture of of Jersey devil fighting the big Foot.

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<v Speaker 3>We're we've had we've had talks where, you know, shout

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<v Speaker 3>the Patreon, We're gonna do things like serial killers versus

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<v Speaker 3>slasher killers and like pin up serial killers against don't

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<v Speaker 3>nobody's still my fucking idea. I've had this idea forever

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<v Speaker 3>against like like horror movie figures and slasher film killers.

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<v Speaker 3>But also it would be great just to shoot the

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<v Speaker 3>ship on a patrire episode and talk about which cryptids

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<v Speaker 3>could fight each other at who you think would win

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>We can do them all, but I really like the

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<v Speaker 2>cryptodv crypto.

422
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<v Speaker 3>That would be great. That would be great, all right, So.

423
00:21:06.960 --> 00:21:09.279
<v Speaker 2>Who wins it a fight? Og Pogo versus NeSSI.

424
00:21:10.000 --> 00:21:12.519
<v Speaker 3>Og Pogo Because it's Canadian, it says sorry the whole time,

425
00:21:12.519 --> 00:21:13.400
<v Speaker 3>but it fucks you up.

426
00:21:14.079 --> 00:21:16.000
<v Speaker 2>Nah, it doesn't fuck you up. It's Canadian. It's a pussy.

427
00:21:17.160 --> 00:21:19.279
<v Speaker 3>Tell that to the Tell that to the veterans in

428
00:21:19.319 --> 00:21:20.400
<v Speaker 3>World War two, Bud.

429
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<v Speaker 2>I will let me dig him up real quick.

430
00:21:23.319 --> 00:21:26.079
<v Speaker 3>It just flew away into the darkness, and you know,

431
00:21:26.200 --> 00:21:30.440
<v Speaker 3>into the the desolation of the Pine Barons, where it

432
00:21:30.519 --> 00:21:35.839
<v Speaker 3>lived ever since to this day. The creature known mostly

433
00:21:35.880 --> 00:21:37.839
<v Speaker 3>it's mostly known as the Leads Devil, and then it

434
00:21:37.920 --> 00:21:40.519
<v Speaker 3>turned into the Jersey Devil, which we'll get into. Claimed

435
00:21:40.519 --> 00:21:43.759
<v Speaker 3>the Pine barrens is as its own, it's its own home.

436
00:21:44.039 --> 00:21:46.440
<v Speaker 3>This is his fucking crib. You don't go in there

437
00:21:46.519 --> 00:21:49.559
<v Speaker 3>unless you want to get raped by the Jersey Devil.

438
00:21:50.119 --> 00:21:52.960
<v Speaker 2>I want to see the MTV Cribs Jersey Devil episode

439
00:21:53.839 --> 00:22:01.279
<v Speaker 2>Welcome to Real. My pile says, it's where I gets

440
00:22:01.319 --> 00:22:04.079
<v Speaker 2>hold the bitches. You see that.

441
00:22:04.240 --> 00:22:06.880
<v Speaker 3>That's this is my favorite carcass. It's my little brother.

442
00:22:06.960 --> 00:22:09.680
<v Speaker 3>I kept him just because he had fucking cephalitis. So

443
00:22:09.720 --> 00:22:13.319
<v Speaker 3>a skull is really cool and big Chautauar mellow Heads episode.

444
00:22:14.920 --> 00:22:19.400
<v Speaker 2>Suppose there that's my poop pie. I just keep pil

445
00:22:20.039 --> 00:22:21.960
<v Speaker 2>and eventually I'm gonna carve a door into it when

446
00:22:22.000 --> 00:22:24.839
<v Speaker 2>it gets nice and hot, gonna be nice.

447
00:22:24.880 --> 00:22:26.559
<v Speaker 3>What kind of house do you think the Jersey Devil

448
00:22:26.599 --> 00:22:26.920
<v Speaker 3>lives in.

449
00:22:27.880 --> 00:22:30.079
<v Speaker 2>I think it lives in whatever fucking house it wants to.

450
00:22:30.319 --> 00:22:32.000
<v Speaker 2>I think it lives at Kevin Smith's house.

451
00:22:32.559 --> 00:22:36.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's true where he uh he's she slowly fucking

452
00:22:36.240 --> 00:22:39.000
<v Speaker 3>eats Kevin Smith till he withers away to nothing, because

453
00:22:39.119 --> 00:22:41.440
<v Speaker 3>Kevin Smith does look like he's dying every day now.

454
00:22:42.279 --> 00:22:45.319
<v Speaker 2>He lives on the uh, he lives on the fat

455
00:22:45.400 --> 00:22:46.920
<v Speaker 2>that Kevin Smith lost that for going.

456
00:22:46.839 --> 00:22:51.839
<v Speaker 3>Vegan so supposed to be terrorizes anyone who gets close

457
00:22:51.920 --> 00:22:54.480
<v Speaker 3>enough to encounter it. And in eight the eighteenth and

458
00:22:54.559 --> 00:22:58.720
<v Speaker 3>nineteenth century, the Jersey. The Jersey Devil was spotted sporadically

459
00:22:59.000 --> 00:23:03.079
<v Speaker 3>throughout the pine bearing region, frightening locals of those who

460
00:23:03.160 --> 00:23:08.559
<v Speaker 3>were brave enough to traverse through the undeveloped expansiveness of

461
00:23:08.799 --> 00:23:11.279
<v Speaker 3>the New Jersey South southern reaches.

462
00:23:12.240 --> 00:23:14.240
<v Speaker 2>Could you imagine getting lost in there? That'd be fucking

463
00:23:14.480 --> 00:23:16.960
<v Speaker 2>even more terrifying than the Jersey Devil itself. That would

464
00:23:16.960 --> 00:23:17.480
<v Speaker 2>be horrifying.

465
00:23:17.599 --> 00:23:21.319
<v Speaker 3>It Like, you know, you relate to horror movies and

466
00:23:21.319 --> 00:23:23.960
<v Speaker 3>stuff like that, Like obviously play a Witch Project amongst

467
00:23:24.039 --> 00:23:27.000
<v Speaker 3>other films right where it's just like even things like

468
00:23:27.079 --> 00:23:29.240
<v Speaker 3>Evil Dead where you don't want to get lost in

469
00:23:29.319 --> 00:23:30.880
<v Speaker 3>the woods. It's a bat you.

470
00:23:30.880 --> 00:23:32.680
<v Speaker 2>Don't get lost in the woods, and Evil Dead you're

471
00:23:32.759 --> 00:23:35.359
<v Speaker 2>just stuck in a cabin getting chased by Kandari demons.

472
00:23:35.400 --> 00:23:40.480
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, you do not want to get lost. No,

473
00:23:41.519 --> 00:23:44.079
<v Speaker 3>Chelsea's gonna be mad when she comes home when I'm drunk,

474
00:23:44.119 --> 00:23:45.960
<v Speaker 3>But Tom's.

475
00:23:45.640 --> 00:23:48.200
<v Speaker 2>Gonna drink that whole bottle and face plants into the microphone.

476
00:23:48.799 --> 00:23:50.640
<v Speaker 2>This tradition, it's not gonna happen.

477
00:23:51.319 --> 00:23:53.799
<v Speaker 3>Look, if you really want to see some funny for

478
00:23:53.839 --> 00:23:57.599
<v Speaker 3>all the fans, grab the Patreon and watch the fucking

479
00:23:57.880 --> 00:23:59.119
<v Speaker 3>Satpi's Day Live special.

480
00:23:59.160 --> 00:24:02.079
<v Speaker 2>That was Oh god, that was a blast film.

481
00:24:02.400 --> 00:24:04.319
<v Speaker 3>I'm never getting that drunk on a live special again.

482
00:24:06.960 --> 00:24:08.240
<v Speaker 2>The bull shit.

483
00:24:08.720 --> 00:24:10.920
<v Speaker 3>So it is kind of crazy. So it's supposed to

484
00:24:10.920 --> 00:24:13.039
<v Speaker 3>be if you're if you're stupid enough to go out

485
00:24:13.039 --> 00:24:16.039
<v Speaker 3>into the pine barons to actually look for the creature,

486
00:24:18.640 --> 00:24:20.920
<v Speaker 3>you might get fucked up by the New Jersey Devil.

487
00:24:21.680 --> 00:24:26.160
<v Speaker 3>So unearthly whales were often reported emanating from the dock

488
00:24:26.279 --> 00:24:30.039
<v Speaker 3>forest and the swampy bogs and the slaughter of domesticated

489
00:24:30.119 --> 00:24:37.759
<v Speaker 3>animals who would meet the Phantom of the pines. Charlie's

490
00:24:37.799 --> 00:24:40.039
<v Speaker 3>going out there thinking he's all chilling, like I'm gonna

491
00:24:40.039 --> 00:24:42.920
<v Speaker 3>be friends with the devil, and then uh, and then

492
00:24:42.920 --> 00:24:46.920
<v Speaker 3>he gets fucking murdered. The crazy dog I have is

493
00:24:46.960 --> 00:24:49.119
<v Speaker 3>one of the mascots of the podcast. Now his name

494
00:24:49.200 --> 00:24:52.400
<v Speaker 3>is Charles Manson. I named him after Charles Manson, of

495
00:24:52.400 --> 00:24:54.599
<v Speaker 3>course I did. I told Charlesay's like, you can call

496
00:24:54.680 --> 00:24:56.160
<v Speaker 3>him Charlie, and I was like, only if we can

497
00:24:56.240 --> 00:24:58.240
<v Speaker 3>name him after Charles Manson and She's like, shut the

498
00:24:58.279 --> 00:25:03.920
<v Speaker 3>fuck up. Fine.

499
00:25:05.920 --> 00:25:09.240
<v Speaker 1>After the years of over the years of the legend

500
00:25:09.279 --> 00:25:12.400
<v Speaker 1>and the Legend of the Leeds Devil grew occasionally even

501
00:25:12.480 --> 00:25:16.319
<v Speaker 1>overstepping the boundaries of the rural pie bears to haunt

502
00:25:16.599 --> 00:25:19.599
<v Speaker 1>and terrorize local towns, as supposedly will get into a people.

503
00:25:19.680 --> 00:25:23.559
<v Speaker 3>I've seen this creature all over the place. Your first

504
00:25:23.680 --> 00:25:27.680
<v Speaker 3>instinct upon hearing the words the Jersey Devil, you know,

505
00:25:27.839 --> 00:25:31.839
<v Speaker 3>you might envision either a muscular horn behemoth with a pitchfork,

506
00:25:32.160 --> 00:25:37.039
<v Speaker 3>or perhaps obnoxiously aggressive driver from Newark cutting you off

507
00:25:37.359 --> 00:25:43.319
<v Speaker 3>on the w the gw Bridge, The goddamn Jersey Devil.

508
00:25:44.680 --> 00:25:47.000
<v Speaker 2>Always fucking me over on the George Washington in the

509
00:25:47.039 --> 00:25:49.200
<v Speaker 2>height of fucking rush hour traffic. I swear to God,

510
00:25:49.200 --> 00:25:50.720
<v Speaker 2>I'll send you back to hail Jersey Devil.

511
00:25:51.359 --> 00:25:55.759
<v Speaker 3>But the actual mythical beast is rather odd looking, fella.

512
00:25:56.000 --> 00:25:59.559
<v Speaker 3>He's not what you expect, you know. As Live Science explains,

513
00:25:59.559 --> 00:26:02.599
<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't have described the leads devil as looking like

514
00:26:02.640 --> 00:26:06.160
<v Speaker 3>a cross between a mini kangaroo and a goat walking

515
00:26:06.200 --> 00:26:11.319
<v Speaker 3>about on two hoofs, two hooved legs. When it isn't

516
00:26:11.359 --> 00:26:15.839
<v Speaker 3>flapping through the sky like a night madish bat.

517
00:26:16.279 --> 00:26:20.519
<v Speaker 2>He actually looks at a crossween Doug Ford and Justin Trudeau.

518
00:26:21.160 --> 00:26:24.799
<v Speaker 3>Don't don't talk about those guys, man, Don't mention those

519
00:26:24.799 --> 00:26:28.559
<v Speaker 3>fucking assholes. Okay, the ruin in my country, man, the

520
00:26:28.720 --> 00:26:30.079
<v Speaker 3>ruin in it.

521
00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:32.759
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna you're gonna put on a Cartman style songs

522
00:26:32.799 --> 00:26:33.960
<v Speaker 2>like what Happened in My Country.

523
00:26:34.319 --> 00:26:38.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's gotten really downhill. I miss I miss what

524
00:26:38.200 --> 00:26:40.359
<v Speaker 3>Canada used to be. And I'm trying not to mention

525
00:26:40.480 --> 00:26:41.880
<v Speaker 3>so often because I know there's fans out there the

526
00:26:41.920 --> 00:26:44.240
<v Speaker 3>whole different opinions than I do. And that's okay, That

527
00:26:44.400 --> 00:26:45.160
<v Speaker 3>is okay.

528
00:26:45.319 --> 00:26:48.279
<v Speaker 2>We actually really appreciate you watching this show, despite Tom's

529
00:26:48.279 --> 00:26:49.119
<v Speaker 2>incessant rambling.

530
00:26:49.200 --> 00:26:51.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's okay that we have different opinions. That's how

531
00:26:51.839 --> 00:26:53.680
<v Speaker 3>human nature is supposed to be. You're supposed to get

532
00:26:53.720 --> 00:26:56.960
<v Speaker 3>along with people even though we have difference of opinions. Okay.

533
00:26:57.240 --> 00:27:00.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm especially talking about our one friend and one fan

534
00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:03.160
<v Speaker 2>in Montreal that that reached out to me on the

535
00:27:03.200 --> 00:27:05.200
<v Speaker 2>last episode was like, you guys went real hard against

536
00:27:05.200 --> 00:27:07.480
<v Speaker 2>French Canadians. It was like, iy, I don't know dick

537
00:27:07.519 --> 00:27:09.920
<v Speaker 2>about French Canada and I'm anxious to learn. Tom on

538
00:27:09.960 --> 00:27:11.039
<v Speaker 2>the other damn.

539
00:27:10.960 --> 00:27:14.559
<v Speaker 3>French fucking Canadians, the goddamn Quebecians, even though they're called Quebecua,

540
00:27:14.599 --> 00:27:17.920
<v Speaker 3>I was called Quebecians be why my one guff, buddy,

541
00:27:18.119 --> 00:27:21.880
<v Speaker 3>my one guff. I've been to Quebec. I've been there, okay,

542
00:27:22.119 --> 00:27:24.160
<v Speaker 3>and they yelled at us. When I was in grade seven,

543
00:27:24.200 --> 00:27:26.000
<v Speaker 3>we went on a school trip and they screamed at

544
00:27:26.039 --> 00:27:27.799
<v Speaker 3>us in French and I asked. I was like, what

545
00:27:27.839 --> 00:27:30.039
<v Speaker 3>are they saying? And the teacher's like, you don't want

546
00:27:30.039 --> 00:27:32.079
<v Speaker 3>to know. They're swearing at you. And it's just like

547
00:27:32.160 --> 00:27:35.319
<v Speaker 3>they don't like, they don't like fucking English speaking Canadians,

548
00:27:35.359 --> 00:27:37.480
<v Speaker 3>and they're like, fucking old, You're like a little portion

549
00:27:37.599 --> 00:27:40.000
<v Speaker 3>of Canada. And it's the whole thing. I hope my

550
00:27:40.160 --> 00:27:43.319
<v Speaker 3>entire beef is the signs. Okay, everywhere in fucking Canada

551
00:27:43.440 --> 00:27:47.640
<v Speaker 3>you have to bilingual goddamn signs, but in Quebec everything

552
00:27:47.720 --> 00:27:51.720
<v Speaker 3>is French. That's my beef. Okay, that's my fucking beef. Okay,

553
00:27:51.799 --> 00:27:55.359
<v Speaker 3>that's my one beef with Quebec. And they're kind of ignorant, stupid.

554
00:27:56.720 --> 00:27:58.200
<v Speaker 2>I knew that was gonna get us a solid three

555
00:27:58.240 --> 00:27:58.920
<v Speaker 2>minutes of content.

556
00:28:00.759 --> 00:28:06.960
<v Speaker 3>The Devil's curiously horse like head sits a top of

557
00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:10.160
<v Speaker 3>its long neck, and its body is supposed to be

558
00:28:10.400 --> 00:28:13.039
<v Speaker 3>on the small side, so it's got a big ass

559
00:28:13.079 --> 00:28:16.599
<v Speaker 3>head like the what we have in the background. But yes,

560
00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:20.759
<v Speaker 3>he's a hawsey and.

561
00:28:20.039 --> 00:28:22.240
<v Speaker 2>That's my favorite version of the jersey devil is like

562
00:28:22.279 --> 00:28:25.240
<v Speaker 2>the flying horse thing. Yeah, the goat one's cool and

563
00:28:25.279 --> 00:28:28.920
<v Speaker 2>I like it, but I mean that's more in keeping

564
00:28:28.960 --> 00:28:33.920
<v Speaker 2>with the whole like Baphomet devil diabolistic goat versus thing.

565
00:28:34.240 --> 00:28:35.759
<v Speaker 3>And it's true.

566
00:28:35.759 --> 00:28:37.279
<v Speaker 2>But you know, the way the whole origin of the

567
00:28:37.279 --> 00:28:39.160
<v Speaker 2>goats and sheep thing was right, like the goats on

568
00:28:39.160 --> 00:28:40.640
<v Speaker 2>the left sheets with sheeps on the right and the

569
00:28:40.640 --> 00:28:45.680
<v Speaker 2>Bible no, because also like in the end of Days

570
00:28:45.759 --> 00:28:47.559
<v Speaker 2>or whatever, it's going to be like, you know, God

571
00:28:47.599 --> 00:28:49.519
<v Speaker 2>will put all of the sheep on his right hand

572
00:28:49.640 --> 00:28:51.079
<v Speaker 2>meaning those are the ones that are going into have it,

573
00:28:51.160 --> 00:28:53.279
<v Speaker 2>and all the goats on his left hand and left

574
00:28:53.279 --> 00:28:56.559
<v Speaker 2>hand path, right hand path, but the sheet that's because

575
00:28:57.039 --> 00:29:00.720
<v Speaker 2>goats will not be led to slaughter. Goats will fight

576
00:29:00.799 --> 00:29:02.920
<v Speaker 2>you every step of the way. Sheep, on the other hand,

577
00:29:02.920 --> 00:29:03.440
<v Speaker 2>will just be like.

578
00:29:05.559 --> 00:29:12.640
<v Speaker 1>Get should read your Bible, sirs, You'll find all types

579
00:29:12.680 --> 00:29:13.680
<v Speaker 1>of weird shit in there.

580
00:29:14.759 --> 00:29:18.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. I think the word you're looking for is

581
00:29:18.720 --> 00:29:20.480
<v Speaker 2>dumb dumb shit.

582
00:29:20.680 --> 00:29:25.599
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, suck. It's so true. Ah, yes, so.

583
00:29:25.960 --> 00:29:29.279
<v Speaker 2>You know what, you know what's in the Bible giants,

584
00:29:29.319 --> 00:29:34.519
<v Speaker 2>monsters and unicorns. You know it's not in the Bible dinosaurs.

585
00:29:34.519 --> 00:29:35.960
<v Speaker 3>You know what? I would like to talk about the

586
00:29:36.039 --> 00:29:38.440
<v Speaker 3>unicorns because like it would be a good episode. Technically,

587
00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:42.640
<v Speaker 3>a cryptid in North Korea loves unicorns. Did you hear

588
00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:44.240
<v Speaker 3>about that story? Fucking they're supposed to be.

589
00:29:44.240 --> 00:29:46.039
<v Speaker 2>You know, the most recent thing I heard about North

590
00:29:46.079 --> 00:29:49.599
<v Speaker 2>Korea is how uh college students are required to get

591
00:29:49.599 --> 00:29:51.759
<v Speaker 2>a Kim jong un haircut, but men are not allowed

592
00:29:51.799 --> 00:29:53.279
<v Speaker 2>to get a Kim jong un haircut.

593
00:29:53.400 --> 00:29:54.279
<v Speaker 3>That makes no sense.

594
00:29:54.839 --> 00:29:57.640
<v Speaker 2>I know, I know it's fantastic.

595
00:29:57.079 --> 00:29:58.759
<v Speaker 3>Stupid hat because I thought I would look like a

596
00:29:58.759 --> 00:29:59.880
<v Speaker 3>fucking guy from New Jersey.

597
00:30:00.480 --> 00:30:01.480
<v Speaker 2>Fuck the Yankees.

598
00:30:01.799 --> 00:30:02.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't like sports.

599
00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:06.000
<v Speaker 2>I wear Why you wear the Yankees at you?

600
00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:08.000
<v Speaker 3>I fucking like it? Okay?

601
00:30:09.119 --> 00:30:13.319
<v Speaker 2>Could I saw a rapper wear.

602
00:30:12.039 --> 00:30:16.519
<v Speaker 3>True Nero from New York and you wear that shirt

603
00:30:16.519 --> 00:30:18.319
<v Speaker 3>all the time. I love this shirt. It's fucking dope.

604
00:30:19.559 --> 00:30:20.759
<v Speaker 2>You like what's on my shirt?

605
00:30:21.400 --> 00:30:21.759
<v Speaker 3>Nothing?

606
00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:23.319
<v Speaker 2>All the viewers at home check it out.

607
00:30:23.519 --> 00:30:27.599
<v Speaker 3>This is pure black, so usually supposed to me, it's

608
00:30:27.599 --> 00:30:31.920
<v Speaker 3>around three feet tall, depending on what old storyteller is

609
00:30:31.960 --> 00:30:34.200
<v Speaker 3>tugging on your ear. They might even add, you know,

610
00:30:34.279 --> 00:30:37.039
<v Speaker 3>the long lizard like tail. Strange.

611
00:30:37.039 --> 00:30:39.200
<v Speaker 2>It's not the usual thing that old storyteller's tug on

612
00:30:39.200 --> 00:30:40.440
<v Speaker 2>when it comes to strange.

613
00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:42.200
<v Speaker 3>Huh, that's fucking strange.

614
00:30:44.440 --> 00:30:52.519
<v Speaker 2>Cringey ass bitch gross.

615
00:30:50.039 --> 00:30:54.640
<v Speaker 3>By the time. By the way, well, some eyewitness drawings

616
00:30:54.720 --> 00:30:59.000
<v Speaker 3>might have charmingly you know, friendly expressions. Don't believe the lies.

617
00:30:59.079 --> 00:31:01.920
<v Speaker 3>The Jersey Devil is said to be a real fucking asshole.

618
00:31:02.440 --> 00:31:05.559
<v Speaker 3>Well it's not. Well when it's not shrieking into your

619
00:31:05.599 --> 00:31:08.079
<v Speaker 3>windows at night, he's just sitting on your window sell

620
00:31:08.119 --> 00:31:08.599
<v Speaker 3>like some fuck.

621
00:31:09.440 --> 00:31:13.119
<v Speaker 2>It's just naked and fucking streaking by, like.

622
00:31:13.039 --> 00:31:15.160
<v Speaker 3>Those cats, Like I like, there're those cats that you

623
00:31:15.160 --> 00:31:17.920
<v Speaker 3>hear fucking like outside in the middle of the night's

624
00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:20.279
<v Speaker 3>like two w A. I'm like, it's like, oh my

625
00:31:20.519 --> 00:31:22.799
<v Speaker 3>fucking I used to man there, I used to like

626
00:31:22.799 --> 00:31:25.000
<v Speaker 3>when I lived in fucking the small little town. I

627
00:31:25.079 --> 00:31:27.519
<v Speaker 3>used to hear these cats fuck like every other week

628
00:31:27.599 --> 00:31:30.319
<v Speaker 3>and it was just screaming loud where I couldn't sleep

629
00:31:30.319 --> 00:31:33.240
<v Speaker 3>in the summer because they were just going at it. Meanwhile,

630
00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:36.359
<v Speaker 3>the fucking cat's bar penis is stuck in the other one,

631
00:31:36.400 --> 00:31:46.279
<v Speaker 3>and I'm like it will get busy ripping apart your

632
00:31:46.359 --> 00:31:48.519
<v Speaker 3>chicken coop and killing all your animals. It goes around

633
00:31:48.599 --> 00:31:50.759
<v Speaker 3>like you know, the chroop of cabra, and it will

634
00:31:50.960 --> 00:31:53.519
<v Speaker 3>destroy your livestock and kill your chickens and stuff. You know,

635
00:31:53.599 --> 00:31:56.480
<v Speaker 3>if if it's real, not a lot of evidence in

636
00:31:56.480 --> 00:31:59.640
<v Speaker 3>that regard, but hey, you know it's it's not. It's

637
00:31:59.759 --> 00:32:04.119
<v Speaker 3>it's believable as much as the chuopocabra is so chup

638
00:32:04.160 --> 00:32:04.519
<v Speaker 3>of cobbra.

639
00:32:04.559 --> 00:32:05.920
<v Speaker 2>But there's not a goat to feast on from bay.

640
00:32:06.279 --> 00:32:09.079
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna do the sightings in succession of years,

641
00:32:09.119 --> 00:32:11.160
<v Speaker 3>but let's fucking do your goddamn sighting.

642
00:32:12.200 --> 00:32:15.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, baby, all right. This one comes to us from

643
00:32:15.319 --> 00:32:19.839
<v Speaker 2>Weird New Jersey by a man named Keith. Don't ever

644
00:32:19.960 --> 00:32:23.759
<v Speaker 2>camp in the pine barons alone, not unlike tom uh

645
00:32:24.000 --> 00:32:27.359
<v Speaker 2>blatantly ignoring the request of his Jamaican grandmother or jamacan

646
00:32:27.400 --> 00:32:29.359
<v Speaker 2>ants never played with a Wuigi board alone, but he

647
00:32:29.400 --> 00:32:30.160
<v Speaker 2>does it anyways.

648
00:32:30.519 --> 00:32:33.119
<v Speaker 3>Shout that up come near Halloween, we will be recovering

649
00:32:33.160 --> 00:32:35.079
<v Speaker 3>the Ouiji board since I delete it because.

650
00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:38.799
<v Speaker 2>I spent a lot of time in the pie. Should

651
00:32:38.839 --> 00:32:40.720
<v Speaker 2>I do my best Jersey? I spent a lot of

652
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:42.480
<v Speaker 2>time in a pine Baron's when I was growing up

653
00:32:42.519 --> 00:32:45.519
<v Speaker 2>in New Jersey, and I have my share of strange experiences.

654
00:32:45.799 --> 00:32:48.079
<v Speaker 2>When I was about thirteen, I went camping alone near

655
00:32:48.119 --> 00:32:50.680
<v Speaker 2>Hampton Furnace. I had a bowl with me and went

656
00:32:50.720 --> 00:32:53.160
<v Speaker 2>looking for a rabbit dinner. About an hour before sundown,

657
00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:55.960
<v Speaker 2>DJ pauly D was finger blasted my asshole, so I

658
00:32:56.000 --> 00:32:57.400
<v Speaker 2>you know it. It was a bit of a thing.

659
00:32:57.440 --> 00:32:58.119
<v Speaker 2>It was a bit of a thing.

660
00:32:58.920 --> 00:32:59.039
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

661
00:33:01.279 --> 00:33:03.880
<v Speaker 2>Something stunted, following me back into the trees. The tailed

662
00:33:03.880 --> 00:33:05.599
<v Speaker 2>me back to my camp and circled while I cooked

663
00:33:05.599 --> 00:33:08.200
<v Speaker 2>my dinner. It's kept up until about two hours after

664
00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:09.960
<v Speaker 2>the dusk, and let me tell you, it was one

665
00:33:10.079 --> 00:33:12.759
<v Speaker 2>doc fucking night. I don't know why I went Boston,

666
00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:15.799
<v Speaker 2>but whatever. I finally decided that my visitor had moved

667
00:33:15.799 --> 00:33:18.200
<v Speaker 2>on and crawled into my tent. When I just started

668
00:33:18.240 --> 00:33:20.119
<v Speaker 2>to calm down, I heard a foot stop down right

669
00:33:20.160 --> 00:33:22.799
<v Speaker 2>behind the tent. I got all set to jump out

670
00:33:22.799 --> 00:33:25.680
<v Speaker 2>when this thing, whatever the fuck it was, started screaming.

671
00:33:26.200 --> 00:33:28.160
<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't compare the volume and a scream to a

672
00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:31.279
<v Speaker 4>large trucks on. I couldn't decide what to do. I

673
00:33:31.279 --> 00:33:33.480
<v Speaker 4>had my bow, I had my knife, I had my

674
00:33:33.519 --> 00:33:35.519
<v Speaker 4>dick in my hand, but they didn't seem to like much.

675
00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:38.480
<v Speaker 4>After several blasts, it just stopped. That didn't never sound

676
00:33:38.480 --> 00:33:39.720
<v Speaker 4>except in my hot about an hour.

677
00:33:40.400 --> 00:33:42.319
<v Speaker 2>You know, I was camping near the freeway, and it

678
00:33:42.400 --> 00:33:44.400
<v Speaker 2>very well may have been a truck, but at the

679
00:33:44.440 --> 00:33:46.519
<v Speaker 2>time I was blasted on my mind on crystal mess

680
00:33:46.519 --> 00:33:49.160
<v Speaker 2>so it didn't matter. I was sure that if I

681
00:33:49.160 --> 00:33:51.400
<v Speaker 2>stuck my head out of that tent, I'd fucking lose it.

682
00:33:51.880 --> 00:33:53.599
<v Speaker 2>In the morning, I could find no tracks in the

683
00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:55.720
<v Speaker 2>pine needles. To this day, I still don't like sleeping

684
00:33:55.799 --> 00:33:58.359
<v Speaker 2>in tents. I'd rather take my chances smoking crack in

685
00:33:58.400 --> 00:33:58.759
<v Speaker 2>the open.

686
00:33:58.920 --> 00:34:06.559
<v Speaker 3>What that's fucking strange, man, you know, you know, uh,

687
00:34:06.599 --> 00:34:09.760
<v Speaker 3>you know. Napoleon Bonaparte, Yeah.

688
00:34:09.480 --> 00:34:11.239
<v Speaker 2>His brother had a Jersey double siding.

689
00:34:11.360 --> 00:34:14.960
<v Speaker 3>Who So Napoleon Bonaparte's brother, Joseph was King of Spain,

690
00:34:15.320 --> 00:34:18.760
<v Speaker 3>but he lost a war against England during the Peninsula War,

691
00:34:19.159 --> 00:34:22.400
<v Speaker 3>and he stepped down from the throne. He's like, fuck

692
00:34:23.440 --> 00:34:27.519
<v Speaker 3>something that. So where does the former king go to

693
00:34:27.599 --> 00:34:30.960
<v Speaker 3>live without the rest of his life? And days? New Jersey?

694
00:34:31.000 --> 00:34:33.000
<v Speaker 2>Of course, hey, why not?

695
00:34:33.679 --> 00:34:35.880
<v Speaker 3>Actually he first moved to New York City and spent

696
00:34:35.920 --> 00:34:40.360
<v Speaker 3>time in Philadelphia before he built a huge mansion in Bordentown,

697
00:34:40.679 --> 00:34:43.880
<v Speaker 3>New Jersey, because it was located in between both cities.

698
00:34:43.880 --> 00:34:45.320
<v Speaker 3>He was like, you know what, I want to go to?

699
00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:49.719
<v Speaker 3>Fucking what's what's in Pennsylvania? And what's in Philadelphia? Other

700
00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:54.480
<v Speaker 3>than fucking Vinnie Paz? What's there? The bell tower?

701
00:34:54.559 --> 00:34:56.679
<v Speaker 2>Always Sonny, the Liberty Bell.

702
00:34:57.199 --> 00:34:59.320
<v Speaker 3>The bell tower, the cracked bell, not.

703
00:34:59.400 --> 00:35:00.679
<v Speaker 2>The bell tower? How are you fucked?

704
00:35:00.920 --> 00:35:03.280
<v Speaker 3>Ohry? Sonny in Philadelphia is the greatest comedy show of

705
00:35:03.280 --> 00:35:05.400
<v Speaker 3>all time. I've never seen it. You need to go

706
00:35:05.480 --> 00:35:05.920
<v Speaker 3>watch it.

707
00:35:06.840 --> 00:35:08.559
<v Speaker 2>I like to bang a lot of whos.

708
00:35:09.679 --> 00:35:13.199
<v Speaker 3>I love the episode where Mac Max mom and Charlie's

709
00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:17.719
<v Speaker 3>mom live together. It's like she hates that she smokes I. Meanwhile,

710
00:35:17.800 --> 00:35:19.320
<v Speaker 3>Charlie's mom is probably a murderer.

711
00:35:20.719 --> 00:35:23.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and don't don't Charlie, Charlie and Max's mom end

712
00:35:23.159 --> 00:35:23.599
<v Speaker 2>up together.

713
00:35:24.280 --> 00:35:25.599
<v Speaker 3>I don't. I don't remember that, but.

714
00:35:25.679 --> 00:35:26.519
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure they do.

715
00:35:26.719 --> 00:35:29.239
<v Speaker 3>They won't keep going with that show forever, Like I've

716
00:35:29.280 --> 00:35:30.920
<v Speaker 3>heard that, you want to just keep going. And I

717
00:35:30.960 --> 00:35:33.000
<v Speaker 3>love Dennis. Dennis is the creepiest character to you have

718
00:35:33.000 --> 00:35:34.480
<v Speaker 3>a grace a show.

719
00:35:34.360 --> 00:35:36.079
<v Speaker 2>Tom, We should we should get a boat and take

720
00:35:36.119 --> 00:35:37.880
<v Speaker 2>all of our fans out on it, and you know,

721
00:35:38.239 --> 00:35:40.119
<v Speaker 2>they they won't say no because of the implication.

722
00:35:40.199 --> 00:35:43.199
<v Speaker 3>They finally they hint at Max gay but never really

723
00:35:43.239 --> 00:35:45.199
<v Speaker 3>tell you. But then he is, and it's just like, but.

724
00:35:47.159 --> 00:35:51.559
<v Speaker 2>No, he is. They come right out on the boat episode. No,

725
00:35:51.679 --> 00:35:54.159
<v Speaker 2>it was on the lottery episode where they went through

726
00:35:54.199 --> 00:35:56.800
<v Speaker 2>it and never flipped back. Yeah, because the lottery together

727
00:35:56.840 --> 00:35:58.320
<v Speaker 2>are like, you know what, Mac, you can have the

728
00:35:58.320 --> 00:35:59.559
<v Speaker 2>ticket if you just admit your day.

729
00:35:59.559 --> 00:36:03.119
<v Speaker 3>He's like, okay, yeah, because the train and he's like,

730
00:36:03.159 --> 00:36:04.960
<v Speaker 3>I do, like I thought she was a girl.

731
00:36:06.000 --> 00:36:08.639
<v Speaker 2>And it's obviously that was the that was the episode

732
00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:10.320
<v Speaker 2>of they think Max the Cereal care. But anyways, this

733
00:36:10.400 --> 00:36:12.440
<v Speaker 2>is not always sunny in Philadelphia podcast.

734
00:36:12.559 --> 00:36:14.880
<v Speaker 3>We'll probably cover that on the Hoshead review, just because

735
00:36:14.880 --> 00:36:17.360
<v Speaker 3>how great it is, Uh, shouted the patreoon. Three bucks

736
00:36:17.400 --> 00:36:19.039
<v Speaker 3>a month, you fuckers. Uh.

737
00:36:19.079 --> 00:36:23.119
<v Speaker 2>The mansion, lots of beautiful contents, lots coming to the

738
00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:25.840
<v Speaker 2>mansion was very similar to the countryside of.

739
00:36:25.840 --> 00:36:29.199
<v Speaker 3>State in France. And he manicured the gardens like he's

740
00:36:29.199 --> 00:36:32.559
<v Speaker 3>some fucking Asian chicken a fucking parlor.

741
00:36:32.639 --> 00:36:36.079
<v Speaker 2>And it's my Volva garden and lavish parties.

742
00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:38.960
<v Speaker 3>And when I hear lavish parties, especially back then when

743
00:36:38.960 --> 00:36:42.079
<v Speaker 3>it comes to Napoleon's brother, I think origies.

744
00:36:42.480 --> 00:36:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Well, duh, what what other kind of party?

745
00:36:44.519 --> 00:36:44.599
<v Speaker 3>Like?

746
00:36:44.639 --> 00:36:46.679
<v Speaker 2>You don't have a fucking masquerade and not have a.

747
00:36:46.639 --> 00:36:49.960
<v Speaker 3>Fuck pop eyes wide shut, yeah.

748
00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:51.119
<v Speaker 2>And you're just mad because you're not a part of

749
00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:51.679
<v Speaker 2>those parties.

750
00:36:51.719 --> 00:36:53.440
<v Speaker 3>I would do it. I'd wear a mask and be like,

751
00:36:53.440 --> 00:36:56.239
<v Speaker 3>I don't know who knows who I'm fucking. I don't know.

752
00:36:57.480 --> 00:37:02.199
<v Speaker 2>It was so except we're kind of easily identify everywhere.

753
00:37:01.800 --> 00:37:05.000
<v Speaker 3>I know, and I'm these will be they'll know what

754
00:37:05.119 --> 00:37:07.119
<v Speaker 3>I uh, what I what I like when I die,

755
00:37:07.400 --> 00:37:10.920
<v Speaker 3>So you know, I want to if you when I die,

756
00:37:11.000 --> 00:37:13.480
<v Speaker 3>can someone cut off my skin and just fucking like

757
00:37:13.599 --> 00:37:15.480
<v Speaker 3>drape it over a couch or something. That'd be cool.

758
00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:17.960
<v Speaker 2>I think you can have that done. If you have

759
00:37:18.000 --> 00:37:19.079
<v Speaker 2>tattoos and you have enough money.

760
00:37:19.079 --> 00:37:20.880
<v Speaker 3>Can I have taxidermy? Can I be made into a

761
00:37:20.880 --> 00:37:21.440
<v Speaker 3>stuffed thing?

762
00:37:22.119 --> 00:37:25.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't think taxidermain humans is like I.

763
00:37:25.159 --> 00:37:27.519
<v Speaker 3>Always tell Chelsea I'm gonna die first. I was like,

764
00:37:27.559 --> 00:37:29.280
<v Speaker 3>you're gonna find me on the floor dead from a

765
00:37:29.280 --> 00:37:30.719
<v Speaker 3>heart attack one day and I was like, I want

766
00:37:30.719 --> 00:37:32.440
<v Speaker 3>you to stuff me. Just put me in the corner

767
00:37:32.960 --> 00:37:33.719
<v Speaker 3>with a microphore.

768
00:37:33.920 --> 00:37:35.760
<v Speaker 2>Stuff you all right, she's gonna stuff you full of

769
00:37:35.880 --> 00:37:37.440
<v Speaker 2>m eight. He's like you were a frog and blow

770
00:37:37.480 --> 00:37:38.039
<v Speaker 2>your ass up.

771
00:37:38.079 --> 00:37:40.320
<v Speaker 3>No, she's gonna stuff me. And then she's gonna I

772
00:37:40.320 --> 00:37:42.480
<v Speaker 3>want to rig a mortis hits. My boner will pop up,

773
00:37:42.559 --> 00:37:44.480
<v Speaker 3>stuffs out a little bit, and then she's godn'na have

774
00:37:44.480 --> 00:37:47.039
<v Speaker 3>a good old time. Uh, it was shout out to

775
00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:51.840
<v Speaker 3>our necrophilia episode. It was. It was so big his mansion,

776
00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:55.119
<v Speaker 3>it had its own lake in a winding road through

777
00:37:55.159 --> 00:37:58.239
<v Speaker 3>the forest. When he moved to New Jersey, heard about

778
00:37:58.280 --> 00:38:00.519
<v Speaker 3>the legend of the New Jersey Devil. Time would have

779
00:38:00.559 --> 00:38:03.079
<v Speaker 3>been the Leads Devil. Probably in the winter, he was

780
00:38:03.159 --> 00:38:06.079
<v Speaker 3>alone in his country home and decided to go hunting

781
00:38:06.119 --> 00:38:08.840
<v Speaker 3>in the woods on his property. He saw very strange

782
00:38:08.840 --> 00:38:11.000
<v Speaker 3>tracks in the snow. They were unlike any animal he'd

783
00:38:11.039 --> 00:38:15.480
<v Speaker 3>ever seen before. They look like donkey hoofs. But we're

784
00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:18.920
<v Speaker 3>only on two feet instead of four. Well know shit, buddy.

785
00:38:19.440 --> 00:38:21.559
<v Speaker 3>When he turned around, he saw a huge creature with

786
00:38:21.679 --> 00:38:25.400
<v Speaker 3>a horse's head and wings and screeched and flew over

787
00:38:25.440 --> 00:38:32.199
<v Speaker 3>his head. He told the story to everyone he knew,

788
00:38:32.239 --> 00:38:35.639
<v Speaker 3>swearing it was true. Hey, Baddy, Baddie, Hey, Baddy, it

789
00:38:35.719 --> 00:38:40.840
<v Speaker 3>is not Canadian story. Was he telling Anton, You're.

790
00:38:40.719 --> 00:38:43.400
<v Speaker 2>Never gonna fucking believe what the fuck I just saw.

791
00:38:44.199 --> 00:38:47.119
<v Speaker 3>It's funny He's in New Jersey for like a month

792
00:38:47.360 --> 00:38:49.920
<v Speaker 3>and all of a sudden his French accent slowly turns

793
00:38:49.960 --> 00:38:53.199
<v Speaker 3>where it's like a mix between two. Well, you know

794
00:38:53.239 --> 00:38:53.800
<v Speaker 3>what I get.

795
00:38:53.639 --> 00:38:56.760
<v Speaker 2>Back, I'm never gonna believe what I fucking saw. I

796
00:38:56.920 --> 00:39:00.840
<v Speaker 2>was driving. My god, I was a fucking turn't biking

797
00:39:02.199 --> 00:39:04.360
<v Speaker 2>back in the fucking hog.

798
00:39:05.760 --> 00:39:08.360
<v Speaker 3>Back in the eighteen hundreds, people who lived in the

799
00:39:08.440 --> 00:39:12.440
<v Speaker 3>middle of the pine barrens were given the nickname pine rats.

800
00:39:14.119 --> 00:39:16.239
<v Speaker 2>That's like calling somebody a river rat that lives on

801
00:39:16.320 --> 00:39:18.320
<v Speaker 2>the river, or we used to call it, calling them

802
00:39:18.360 --> 00:39:19.760
<v Speaker 2>a hood rat that lives in the hood.

803
00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:24.159
<v Speaker 3>We used to call cops that river rats. In Canada

804
00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:27.639
<v Speaker 3>where rats are rats were cops that would drive around

805
00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:31.599
<v Speaker 3>on motorcycles, well dirt bikes, and they would try to

806
00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:33.400
<v Speaker 3>bust like this is how we saw them. They try

807
00:39:33.440 --> 00:39:37.960
<v Speaker 3>to bust like uh, fucking forest parties, like.

808
00:39:38.280 --> 00:39:39.559
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, okay, yeah.

809
00:39:39.559 --> 00:39:41.559
<v Speaker 3>And the one time we heard them coming and we're

810
00:39:41.599 --> 00:39:43.480
<v Speaker 3>having this big fire in the middle of these woods

811
00:39:44.920 --> 00:39:47.840
<v Speaker 3>and everyone was drunk and everyone like got down because

812
00:39:47.880 --> 00:39:49.800
<v Speaker 3>it was down, like down, like a big hill, and

813
00:39:49.840 --> 00:39:51.760
<v Speaker 3>everyone just got down, laid on the ground. It was

814
00:39:51.840 --> 00:39:54.000
<v Speaker 3>stupid because it's probably was just some kids out there,

815
00:39:54.840 --> 00:39:56.599
<v Speaker 3>but they do. It does happen where we're call them

816
00:39:56.679 --> 00:39:58.880
<v Speaker 3>river rats and these cops coming like you're having a fire,

817
00:39:59.039 --> 00:40:01.679
<v Speaker 3>you're getting drunk out here, fifteen not today.

818
00:40:04.119 --> 00:40:05.840
<v Speaker 2>We don't like you kids having fun.

819
00:40:05.800 --> 00:40:08.599
<v Speaker 3>So pine rats because they were often living in huts

820
00:40:08.679 --> 00:40:12.119
<v Speaker 3>and cabins in the middle of nowhere, scavenging their supplies

821
00:40:12.280 --> 00:40:16.880
<v Speaker 3>wherever they could find them. Today they'd call pineys. There's

822
00:40:17.000 --> 00:40:19.159
<v Speaker 3>homeless folk, they're bums.

823
00:40:20.159 --> 00:40:22.960
<v Speaker 2>I'd be a pretty sweet place to make camp. You

824
00:40:23.000 --> 00:40:25.519
<v Speaker 2>can fucking just basically build a shanty out there and

825
00:40:25.559 --> 00:40:27.360
<v Speaker 2>as long as you can get supplies and food. Who

826
00:40:27.400 --> 00:40:27.880
<v Speaker 2>gives a fun.

827
00:40:27.960 --> 00:40:30.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna send you a necro song and it's called Bums,

828
00:40:30.480 --> 00:40:32.480
<v Speaker 3>and it's all in the perspective of being a bum.

829
00:40:33.400 --> 00:40:34.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't need a song to tell me what it's

830
00:40:34.960 --> 00:40:35.480
<v Speaker 2>like to be a bum.

831
00:40:35.559 --> 00:40:38.360
<v Speaker 3>Their kids, it's fun. It's a fun song. Yeah. The

832
00:40:38.440 --> 00:40:42.119
<v Speaker 3>one line's like looking like Jesus and Manson mixed sleeping

833
00:40:42.199 --> 00:40:43.559
<v Speaker 3>on a park bench or something like that.

834
00:40:44.039 --> 00:40:48.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you mentioned that in one of our more recent episodes.

835
00:40:48.320 --> 00:40:53.159
<v Speaker 3>Fucking Song. So it's if you were anywhere else, they

836
00:40:53.199 --> 00:40:56.079
<v Speaker 3>would be known as rednecks. They were the Larry Cable

837
00:40:56.119 --> 00:40:57.000
<v Speaker 3>guy of the forest.

838
00:40:59.079 --> 00:40:59.639
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so.

839
00:41:00.400 --> 00:41:03.440
<v Speaker 3>The woods were filled with moonshiners, criminals on the lamb,

840
00:41:03.960 --> 00:41:09.679
<v Speaker 3>runaway slaves, and men who deserted the draft. Basically everyone

841
00:41:09.880 --> 00:41:14.719
<v Speaker 3>who was hiding in the wilderness from something. Guys out

842
00:41:14.760 --> 00:41:19.519
<v Speaker 3>there hiding from his fucking step wife, his step wife.

843
00:41:20.000 --> 00:41:21.400
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say step mom, and I was like,

844
00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:24.159
<v Speaker 3>you know what it would be worse a wife, a

845
00:41:24.239 --> 00:41:28.000
<v Speaker 3>step wife. Can you have a step wife?

846
00:41:28.480 --> 00:41:30.679
<v Speaker 2>Can you explain to me the logistics of how exactly

847
00:41:30.719 --> 00:41:31.880
<v Speaker 2>a stepwife.

848
00:41:35.719 --> 00:41:38.960
<v Speaker 3>You fucked your you fucked your wife's.

849
00:41:40.400 --> 00:41:42.519
<v Speaker 2>Is that when you steal your step mom from your dad?

850
00:41:43.599 --> 00:41:44.840
<v Speaker 2>This is my step wife.

851
00:41:47.039 --> 00:41:49.800
<v Speaker 3>So the everyone that hide in the was hiding in

852
00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:52.400
<v Speaker 3>the wilderness, it was even more reason to give them

853
00:41:52.480 --> 00:41:55.559
<v Speaker 3>the rude nickname. Obviously, most pine rats were superstitious and

854
00:41:55.639 --> 00:41:59.519
<v Speaker 3>told lots of spooky camp side campfire stories by the

855
00:41:59.599 --> 00:42:03.039
<v Speaker 3>camp side about local legends, especially during the eighteen hundred,

856
00:42:03.079 --> 00:42:05.000
<v Speaker 3>so it was very rare for residents to go out

857
00:42:05.000 --> 00:42:07.760
<v Speaker 3>in the woods after dark in fear of the Jersey Devil,

858
00:42:07.840 --> 00:42:10.000
<v Speaker 3>and like a lot of cryptids in folklore and stories,

859
00:42:10.400 --> 00:42:13.079
<v Speaker 3>this could be something to do with like, don't go

860
00:42:13.199 --> 00:42:15.599
<v Speaker 3>in the woods at night, kids, because the fucking boogie

861
00:42:15.639 --> 00:42:17.960
<v Speaker 3>Man's gonna get you, so.

862
00:42:18.039 --> 00:42:20.159
<v Speaker 2>That your kids don't get get getting lost in the

863
00:42:20.199 --> 00:42:22.480
<v Speaker 2>woods and fucking end up getting eaten by something. The

864
00:42:22.519 --> 00:42:26.119
<v Speaker 2>same reason the story of like the Kappa and.

865
00:42:27.880 --> 00:42:30.679
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the oh you know about the Kappa we got

866
00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:32.000
<v Speaker 3>I want to dive back into.

867
00:42:31.840 --> 00:42:34.800
<v Speaker 2>That with ka. I love Japanese like urban legends and shit, dude,

868
00:42:34.840 --> 00:42:35.320
<v Speaker 2>those are funning.

869
00:42:35.360 --> 00:42:37.119
<v Speaker 3>We'll dive back into that. Me and Mitch covered it

870
00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:39.480
<v Speaker 3>way back in the day. But we'll get back to

871
00:42:39.519 --> 00:42:42.559
<v Speaker 3>that because Japanese folklore is pretty crazy. We talked about

872
00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:44.519
<v Speaker 3>a story of a chick out crawled through a toilet,

873
00:42:44.639 --> 00:42:45.920
<v Speaker 3>so yeah.

874
00:42:46.079 --> 00:42:48.840
<v Speaker 2>Then there's the spider queens that like lure men into

875
00:42:48.880 --> 00:42:51.320
<v Speaker 2>the woods and they're like, I'm gorgeous and naked and

876
00:42:51.320 --> 00:42:53.360
<v Speaker 2>they're like, I'm gonna eat yours.

877
00:42:53.679 --> 00:42:56.920
<v Speaker 3>And an issue of the Atlantic Monthly, a woman named

878
00:42:57.000 --> 00:43:00.800
<v Speaker 3>Hannah Butler was labeled as a pine rat. Hannah was

879
00:43:00.920 --> 00:43:03.719
<v Speaker 3>drinking a strong apple sider known as the Jersey lightning.

880
00:43:03.800 --> 00:43:05.920
<v Speaker 3>So it's like moonshine, which just a little it's.

881
00:43:06.039 --> 00:43:08.719
<v Speaker 2>It's apple pie moonshine. Basically, yeah, they.

882
00:43:08.639 --> 00:43:10.719
<v Speaker 3>Have that at the grocery store. Actually it's fucking.

883
00:43:11.079 --> 00:43:14.280
<v Speaker 2>It's real apple pie moonshine, not fucking grocery store. One

884
00:43:14.320 --> 00:43:16.400
<v Speaker 2>hundred and ten proof. It's like one hundred and sixty proof.

885
00:43:18.320 --> 00:43:23.960
<v Speaker 3>So so she lost fear. She lost her fear at

886
00:43:24.159 --> 00:43:26.559
<v Speaker 3>night and started walking through the forest. She was drunk.

887
00:43:27.199 --> 00:43:30.239
<v Speaker 3>She didn't care about fear anymore, and they started to

888
00:43:30.280 --> 00:43:32.360
<v Speaker 3>start walking through the forest. She's drunk, She's just like

889
00:43:32.480 --> 00:43:34.280
<v Speaker 3>fuck it, like, let's see what's going on in the woods.

890
00:43:34.599 --> 00:43:36.960
<v Speaker 3>Sure enough, the one time she decided to go out

891
00:43:37.119 --> 00:43:39.800
<v Speaker 3>and heard the blood curling scream that became the famous

892
00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:43.239
<v Speaker 3>famous for the Jersey Devil. She came face to face

893
00:43:43.320 --> 00:43:46.239
<v Speaker 3>with the devil and described as having black fur and hooves,

894
00:43:46.400 --> 00:43:48.480
<v Speaker 3>it's faced like a horse or a goat, and stood

895
00:43:48.519 --> 00:43:52.760
<v Speaker 3>on only two legs with large leathery wings. Between the

896
00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:56.679
<v Speaker 3>years eighteen forty to eighteen forty four, farmers reported hearing

897
00:43:57.599 --> 00:44:01.440
<v Speaker 3>other worldly scream and screeching, knowing when they when they

898
00:44:01.480 --> 00:44:05.480
<v Speaker 3>went outside the next morning, their sheep were slaughtered, so

899
00:44:05.559 --> 00:44:08.800
<v Speaker 3>they hear it at night. The great movie, The Witch.

900
00:44:09.320 --> 00:44:11.599
<v Speaker 3>That's great movie. Also creepy Woods.

901
00:44:12.000 --> 00:44:13.800
<v Speaker 2>Did you see the remake The Witch?

902
00:44:13.880 --> 00:44:14.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

903
00:44:14.239 --> 00:44:17.119
<v Speaker 2>The sequel? No oh, the Vivo the Vovitch. I thought

904
00:44:17.159 --> 00:44:17.880
<v Speaker 2>you meant the Blair Witch.

905
00:44:18.119 --> 00:44:21.360
<v Speaker 3>Uh, the sequel people said she was those conspiracy guys

906
00:44:21.519 --> 00:44:23.840
<v Speaker 3>I like on it, and I was like, man, I

907
00:44:24.119 --> 00:44:24.360
<v Speaker 3>liked it.

908
00:44:25.199 --> 00:44:27.079
<v Speaker 2>Look, Gordo has a lot of good opinions and he

909
00:44:27.119 --> 00:44:28.400
<v Speaker 2>has a lot of other opinions that I'm like.

910
00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:35.000
<v Speaker 3>Nah, swap castle for them. Kidd ive so dope. So

911
00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:37.760
<v Speaker 3>you know, they would hear the screeching and they go

912
00:44:37.840 --> 00:44:40.920
<v Speaker 3>outside the next morning and their sheep were slaughtered, just

913
00:44:41.000 --> 00:44:45.159
<v Speaker 3>like the troop of Kaba, or like other cryptids, or

914
00:44:45.239 --> 00:44:49.400
<v Speaker 3>completely missing. It would seem more logical it was wolves. Well,

915
00:44:49.440 --> 00:44:53.000
<v Speaker 3>no ship dogs are coyotes attacking the sheep. But farmers

916
00:44:53.079 --> 00:44:56.480
<v Speaker 3>apparently thought there was no logical explanation for these killings

917
00:44:56.559 --> 00:44:59.360
<v Speaker 3>unless it was the Jersey Devil. It's like, no way,

918
00:44:59.360 --> 00:45:02.760
<v Speaker 3>we don't funk wolves. That's not them howling at the

919
00:45:02.840 --> 00:45:03.440
<v Speaker 3>moon at night.

920
00:45:04.360 --> 00:45:06.519
<v Speaker 2>Those farmers just sucked their sheep to death and then

921
00:45:06.559 --> 00:45:08.360
<v Speaker 2>had to try and make up some sort of insurance.

922
00:45:08.599 --> 00:45:11.920
<v Speaker 2>There's no I wasn't. There's tons of that goddamn Jersey devil.

923
00:45:12.119 --> 00:45:15.320
<v Speaker 3>There's actually tons of coyotes around me, and I hear

924
00:45:15.400 --> 00:45:19.000
<v Speaker 3>them late at night. It's actually coyotes everywhere. Man. It's

925
00:45:19.079 --> 00:45:21.440
<v Speaker 3>creepy because you can hear them like having like where

926
00:45:21.480 --> 00:45:26.320
<v Speaker 3>they're close enough, or they're like having conversations. It sounds like, yeah,

927
00:45:27.800 --> 00:45:29.800
<v Speaker 3>I heard I was fucking drunk, and I don't know

928
00:45:29.800 --> 00:45:31.599
<v Speaker 3>if I think I was maybe on mushrooms. I think

929
00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:33.599
<v Speaker 3>I was microdosing a little bit and I hurt and

930
00:45:33.679 --> 00:45:35.480
<v Speaker 3>I was like I was with Charlie and I was like,

931
00:45:35.559 --> 00:45:38.119
<v Speaker 3>come back inside before you get fucking murdered.

932
00:45:38.360 --> 00:45:40.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh they will fuck that dog, I know.

933
00:45:40.199 --> 00:45:42.599
<v Speaker 3>And I told you about that story right that Charlie

934
00:45:42.679 --> 00:45:44.880
<v Speaker 3>was barking at something I couldn't see. It's scared that

935
00:45:45.119 --> 00:45:48.159
<v Speaker 3>he was like vividly scared, and he was behind me.

936
00:45:48.920 --> 00:45:50.840
<v Speaker 3>He was behind me, and it was like he was

937
00:45:50.880 --> 00:45:53.239
<v Speaker 3>staring at something in the like near my house in

938
00:45:53.280 --> 00:45:55.119
<v Speaker 3>the woods, and I was like, in the tree line. Yeah,

939
00:45:55.119 --> 00:45:58.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, no, thank you. Stories like this are often

940
00:45:58.960 --> 00:46:02.280
<v Speaker 3>too common in American Glover stories about mysterious creatures, from

941
00:46:02.280 --> 00:46:04.840
<v Speaker 3>werewolves to aliens. It's likely that it was a wild

942
00:46:04.920 --> 00:46:10.679
<v Speaker 3>animal hungry. However, at the time, meat was precious and

943
00:46:10.800 --> 00:46:13.840
<v Speaker 3>taking care of livestock was a very serious undertaking. It

944
00:46:13.960 --> 00:46:17.159
<v Speaker 3>was important. It was important for these men to make

945
00:46:17.199 --> 00:46:20.159
<v Speaker 3>sure to keep their animals safe, otherwise the village would

946
00:46:20.199 --> 00:46:23.119
<v Speaker 3>not have meat readily available. And now I just saw

947
00:46:23.159 --> 00:46:26.960
<v Speaker 3>a video how they're trying to make meat from air. Okay,

948
00:46:28.159 --> 00:46:30.039
<v Speaker 3>I saw a video and it was all over these

949
00:46:30.079 --> 00:46:34.039
<v Speaker 3>news stations and they're trying to make meat in protein

950
00:46:34.159 --> 00:46:34.800
<v Speaker 3>from air.

951
00:46:35.800 --> 00:46:37.679
<v Speaker 2>You know who else made meat and protein from the air,

952
00:46:37.760 --> 00:46:40.320
<v Speaker 2>The Jersey Devil. Let's get back on topic, Joh.

953
00:46:40.800 --> 00:46:44.239
<v Speaker 3>Just like Pt. Barnum's Museum of Curiosity and Ripley's believe

954
00:46:44.239 --> 00:46:46.840
<v Speaker 3>it or not, in Atlantic City, it's also in fucking

955
00:46:48.039 --> 00:46:53.760
<v Speaker 3>Niagara Falls. So the arch Museum in Philadelphia specialized in

956
00:46:53.800 --> 00:46:59.159
<v Speaker 3>displaying hoaxes. It spread poster around town claiming that they

957
00:46:59.199 --> 00:47:01.320
<v Speaker 3>have captured the new Jersey Devil.

958
00:47:01.880 --> 00:47:05.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh captain front after a terrific struggle exhibited exclusively here.

959
00:47:06.400 --> 00:47:12.119
<v Speaker 3>So crazy swims, flies, gallops. They actually, uh, they actually

960
00:47:12.199 --> 00:47:15.320
<v Speaker 3>took a curiosity they once had. It supposed to be

961
00:47:15.360 --> 00:47:20.079
<v Speaker 3>an Australian vampire, which was taxidermy and a tax germy abomination.

962
00:47:20.239 --> 00:47:22.000
<v Speaker 3>So someone who just threw together a bunch of shit

963
00:47:22.079 --> 00:47:23.440
<v Speaker 3>claiming he was a vampire.

964
00:47:23.559 --> 00:47:24.559
<v Speaker 2>Like the Fiji Mermaid.

965
00:47:24.920 --> 00:47:28.880
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, yes, this is it, the the Arch Museum.

966
00:47:30.960 --> 00:47:31.920
<v Speaker 2>I would have loved.

967
00:47:32.159 --> 00:47:34.679
<v Speaker 3>I love side shows, so do I shouted this out.

968
00:47:34.800 --> 00:47:38.880
<v Speaker 2>Ripley's. Ripley's and Clifton Hill and the Guinness were two

969
00:47:38.920 --> 00:47:39.519
<v Speaker 2>of my favorite things.

970
00:47:39.559 --> 00:47:40.719
<v Speaker 3>Remember the criminal accessies.

971
00:47:40.760 --> 00:47:43.840
<v Speaker 2>That and the fucking Frankenstein Berger King is a special

972
00:47:43.920 --> 00:47:44.599
<v Speaker 2>place in my heart.

973
00:47:45.119 --> 00:47:47.800
<v Speaker 3>So it was actually a body of a kangaroo with

974
00:47:47.880 --> 00:47:50.800
<v Speaker 3>wings attached to it, and they rebranded it into the

975
00:47:50.920 --> 00:47:55.840
<v Speaker 3>Jersey Devil. And at the time, Americans had not seen

976
00:47:56.360 --> 00:47:59.360
<v Speaker 3>what kangaroos look like, so there's like so it was

977
00:47:59.400 --> 00:48:01.559
<v Speaker 3>possible my people might have been fool because a lot

978
00:48:01.599 --> 00:48:04.760
<v Speaker 3>of people have never seen a kangaroo. And the posters

979
00:48:04.800 --> 00:48:08.880
<v Speaker 3>around Philadelphia they announced they caught the beast after a

980
00:48:09.039 --> 00:48:13.360
<v Speaker 3>long struggle. Tickets were only a dime, but there were

981
00:48:13.719 --> 00:48:16.559
<v Speaker 3>enough customers to help keep business afloat for a couple

982
00:48:16.639 --> 00:48:20.679
<v Speaker 3>of weeks. Longer, However, the museum went bankrupt and soon

983
00:48:20.840 --> 00:48:23.480
<v Speaker 3>enough people were tired of the beast and they had

984
00:48:23.519 --> 00:48:24.719
<v Speaker 3>to shut their doors.

985
00:48:25.480 --> 00:48:27.840
<v Speaker 2>It's ten cents to get in my twenty five cents

986
00:48:27.880 --> 00:48:29.960
<v Speaker 2>to get out, and.

987
00:48:30.679 --> 00:48:34.639
<v Speaker 3>Nineteen o nine members of the Navy were running drills

988
00:48:34.679 --> 00:48:38.920
<v Speaker 3>at the Handover Millworks in New Jersey Pine Barrens. A

989
00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:45.079
<v Speaker 3>Navy commander named Stephen Dickie tur claimed that he was

990
00:48:45.159 --> 00:48:49.000
<v Speaker 3>practicing a shooting cannons. He was just practicing shooting cannons.

991
00:48:49.480 --> 00:48:51.079
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if that's what you do on your ear.

992
00:48:51.079 --> 00:48:52.440
<v Speaker 3>He's like, I want to be a pirate.

993
00:48:53.880 --> 00:48:55.599
<v Speaker 2>I'm wouna practiced shooting cannus.

994
00:48:55.800 --> 00:48:59.039
<v Speaker 3>When they spat the Jersey Devil in the distance, they

995
00:48:59.119 --> 00:49:02.440
<v Speaker 3>claimed that they even shot the creature with the cannonball.

996
00:49:03.920 --> 00:49:08.559
<v Speaker 3>They launched it five feet in the fucking air. According

997
00:49:08.719 --> 00:49:11.719
<v Speaker 3>to witnesses, they saw the cannonball come in direct contact

998
00:49:11.840 --> 00:49:15.519
<v Speaker 3>with the Jersey Devil, but yet it was still alive when.

999
00:49:15.400 --> 00:49:17.719
<v Speaker 2>This which is crazy, because there's another instance where somebody

1000
00:49:17.760 --> 00:49:20.239
<v Speaker 2>claimed to have what was it, Bonaparte's brother claimed to

1001
00:49:20.320 --> 00:49:21.400
<v Speaker 2>have shot and killed it or something.

1002
00:49:21.519 --> 00:49:24.480
<v Speaker 3>Yes, and then it's with a gun. He claimed that

1003
00:49:24.559 --> 00:49:26.280
<v Speaker 3>he shot it and then it flew away.

1004
00:49:27.239 --> 00:49:30.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh, somebody claimed to have shot and killed it. And

1005
00:49:30.039 --> 00:49:31.519
<v Speaker 2>then it was like no, somebody hit this thing with

1006
00:49:31.599 --> 00:49:33.639
<v Speaker 2>a cannonball and it was still alive, you're full of shit.

1007
00:49:33.960 --> 00:49:36.719
<v Speaker 3>In uh nineteen twenty seven, a cow driver got a

1008
00:49:36.760 --> 00:49:40.079
<v Speaker 3>flat tire in the middle of the night in Salem City,

1009
00:49:40.719 --> 00:49:42.840
<v Speaker 3>New Jersey. There's a Salem city in New Jersey.

1010
00:49:43.480 --> 00:49:45.960
<v Speaker 2>There's a bunch of Salem's. I think Salem is something

1011
00:49:46.039 --> 00:49:48.320
<v Speaker 2>in England as well, because like that's how it is,

1012
00:49:48.519 --> 00:49:50.239
<v Speaker 2>at least with the East Coast. There's a fuck ton

1013
00:49:50.239 --> 00:49:52.400
<v Speaker 2>of stuff named after old English stuff. Yeah, because like

1014
00:49:52.440 --> 00:49:55.239
<v Speaker 2>there's Jersey in England. That's why it's New Jersey. There's

1015
00:49:55.440 --> 00:49:57.239
<v Speaker 2>York in England. That's why it's New York.

1016
00:49:57.320 --> 00:49:59.800
<v Speaker 3>We have a fucking Paris, okay in a London.

1017
00:50:00.760 --> 00:50:02.199
<v Speaker 2>So there was a Paris Texas.

1018
00:50:02.360 --> 00:50:05.519
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I knew about that. Yeah. So and I

1019
00:50:05.800 --> 00:50:07.960
<v Speaker 3>we will get into the Salem, which trouser will happen.

1020
00:50:07.960 --> 00:50:09.440
<v Speaker 3>It won't be this year for Halloween. I have a

1021
00:50:09.559 --> 00:50:11.880
<v Speaker 3>lot of stuff coud for Halloween, so it's my favorite time.

1022
00:50:11.880 --> 00:50:13.920
<v Speaker 2>I go back to Salem so bad we're.

1023
00:50:13.760 --> 00:50:15.400
<v Speaker 3>Gonna get into I'm gona actually, let's do a whole

1024
00:50:15.519 --> 00:50:17.880
<v Speaker 3>entire book about it so I can be on point.

1025
00:50:17.920 --> 00:50:21.480
<v Speaker 3>But that's gonna be a long one. And supposedly, you know, uh,

1026
00:50:22.039 --> 00:50:26.519
<v Speaker 3>years before electricity electric street lights. Before electricity existed at

1027
00:50:26.599 --> 00:50:30.000
<v Speaker 3>least electric street lights, the street would have been extremely

1028
00:50:30.119 --> 00:50:32.440
<v Speaker 3>dark in nineteen twenty seven. And the woods of the

1029
00:50:32.480 --> 00:50:35.639
<v Speaker 3>pine barrens are surrounding this cabby. He got out of

1030
00:50:35.639 --> 00:50:38.960
<v Speaker 3>the car to change the tire, but the terrifying creature

1031
00:50:39.000 --> 00:50:42.079
<v Speaker 3>emerged from the woods and tried to attack him, screeching

1032
00:50:42.199 --> 00:50:49.000
<v Speaker 3>and screaming. Driver got back into his car, but the

1033
00:50:49.119 --> 00:50:52.079
<v Speaker 3>Jersey Devil was pounding on the rooftop of the car

1034
00:50:52.239 --> 00:50:56.039
<v Speaker 3>trying to get inside. This is scared, scared of the

1035
00:50:56.079 --> 00:51:01.800
<v Speaker 3>fucking Aside from it won't start?

1036
00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:05.440
<v Speaker 2>Is this is it?

1037
00:51:05.760 --> 00:51:09.000
<v Speaker 3>Is it not? In the time of the crink, Come on,

1038
00:51:09.079 --> 00:51:11.480
<v Speaker 3>come on, come on, come on, come on. Aside from

1039
00:51:11.559 --> 00:51:13.679
<v Speaker 3>this sounding like a scene from a horror movie, is

1040
00:51:13.679 --> 00:51:17.519
<v Speaker 3>difficult to imagine what kind of animal would attack someone unprovoked.

1041
00:51:18.079 --> 00:51:21.440
<v Speaker 3>It could have been a large owl, but unusual try

1042
00:51:21.519 --> 00:51:24.639
<v Speaker 3>to hunt prey, not cars, but usually.

1043
00:51:24.440 --> 00:51:28.599
<v Speaker 2>Trying to our Large owls known to just attack people unprovoked, like, oh,

1044
00:51:28.719 --> 00:51:30.159
<v Speaker 2>get the fuck out of here, bitch who.

1045
00:51:30.880 --> 00:51:34.239
<v Speaker 3>The tax sea driver report the incident to police, claiming

1046
00:51:34.320 --> 00:51:37.360
<v Speaker 3>he saw the new Jersey Devil. Of course, nothing came

1047
00:51:37.440 --> 00:51:37.599
<v Speaker 3>of it.

1048
00:51:39.119 --> 00:51:39.960
<v Speaker 2>Nothing came of it.

1049
00:51:40.559 --> 00:51:43.199
<v Speaker 3>In southern New Jersey. Green Tree Road is a very

1050
00:51:43.400 --> 00:51:46.199
<v Speaker 3>long street that runs through several towns. A woman named

1051
00:51:46.800 --> 00:51:52.360
<v Speaker 3>Mary Rizzle Christiansen was leaving the town of Black Wooden,

1052
00:51:52.440 --> 00:51:56.239
<v Speaker 3>heading towards Grassburrow glassborow. Do you know where that is?

1053
00:51:58.119 --> 00:51:59.639
<v Speaker 3>Is there a lot of glass there? I actually don't

1054
00:51:59.679 --> 00:52:04.480
<v Speaker 3>know where when she spotted a creature crossing the street

1055
00:52:04.559 --> 00:52:07.000
<v Speaker 3>in a rear view mirror. The animal is roughly twenty

1056
00:52:07.039 --> 00:52:09.800
<v Speaker 3>five feet away from the car. Its head was a

1057
00:52:09.880 --> 00:52:13.440
<v Speaker 3>horse and wooly. It was kind of hunched. It was

1058
00:52:13.519 --> 00:52:16.239
<v Speaker 3>wooly hunched. I don't know that's a word, like a goat.

1059
00:52:16.280 --> 00:52:18.119
<v Speaker 3>It was kind of like a goat creature, but it

1060
00:52:18.199 --> 00:52:20.599
<v Speaker 3>stood up right like a man and had a set

1061
00:52:20.639 --> 00:52:22.800
<v Speaker 3>of leathery wings. As we come to know what the

1062
00:52:22.960 --> 00:52:27.320
<v Speaker 3>New Jersey Devil, she slammed her foot on the acceleration

1063
00:52:27.639 --> 00:52:28.719
<v Speaker 3>and got out a dodge.

1064
00:52:29.960 --> 00:52:30.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like you do.

1065
00:52:31.840 --> 00:52:34.840
<v Speaker 3>Strange. While this area has a lot of woods surrounding it,

1066
00:52:34.960 --> 00:52:38.000
<v Speaker 3>Green Tree Road does not actually run through the pine barans,

1067
00:52:38.039 --> 00:52:40.800
<v Speaker 3>but based on description, it does sound like the Jersey Devil,

1068
00:52:41.119 --> 00:52:43.679
<v Speaker 3>and suppose we looked like it. For people that do

1069
00:52:43.880 --> 00:52:46.400
<v Speaker 3>believe in the existence of the Jersey devil. They think

1070
00:52:46.400 --> 00:52:48.880
<v Speaker 3>the creature was born the pie barons and that that

1071
00:52:49.079 --> 00:52:55.960
<v Speaker 3>that has the ability to fly to other regions. So no,

1072
00:52:56.079 --> 00:53:00.800
<v Speaker 3>it's crazy to MENSI I'm walking, I'm out side with Charlie,

1073
00:53:00.880 --> 00:53:04.440
<v Speaker 3>and I fucking hear like I hear these like cock

1074
00:53:04.960 --> 00:53:07.719
<v Speaker 3>like like birds cawing above me, and I'm like, what

1075
00:53:07.920 --> 00:53:11.079
<v Speaker 3>the fuck? And I see three crows. One was to

1076
00:53:11.159 --> 00:53:13.079
<v Speaker 3>the side, didn't want to have anything to do with it,

1077
00:53:13.440 --> 00:53:16.840
<v Speaker 3>but there was two crows attacking another bird. I could

1078
00:53:16.840 --> 00:53:19.480
<v Speaker 3>see him in mid air flying to attack the other.

1079
00:53:19.599 --> 00:53:21.960
<v Speaker 3>It was crazy. What Chelsea about yesterday? I was like,

1080
00:53:22.440 --> 00:53:25.039
<v Speaker 3>these crows are flying in, they're hitting the other bird, hitting,

1081
00:53:25.079 --> 00:53:26.639
<v Speaker 3>and they're trying to hit it out of the air.

1082
00:53:27.559 --> 00:53:31.000
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, that's dude, that's cool, dis man.

1083
00:53:31.800 --> 00:53:34.039
<v Speaker 2>So you remember on Tuesday when I took the took

1084
00:53:34.079 --> 00:53:36.440
<v Speaker 2>a half day and I was just went and hung

1085
00:53:36.480 --> 00:53:39.159
<v Speaker 2>out in the park. So I was just sitting in

1086
00:53:39.239 --> 00:53:41.480
<v Speaker 2>my hammock under a couple of trees down down with

1087
00:53:41.559 --> 00:53:45.559
<v Speaker 2>the pond, and uh, there's a big fucking like a

1088
00:53:45.639 --> 00:53:48.440
<v Speaker 2>fisher bird. This lands on a branch above my head.

1089
00:53:48.480 --> 00:53:49.760
<v Speaker 2>And my first thought and I looked at at it

1090
00:53:49.800 --> 00:53:52.079
<v Speaker 2>and I was like please don't poop on me, mister bird.

1091
00:53:52.639 --> 00:53:54.199
<v Speaker 2>But I look up and this thing's got a little

1092
00:53:54.239 --> 00:53:58.559
<v Speaker 2>sunfish in its mouth. What Yeah, I had a little

1093
00:53:58.559 --> 00:54:00.360
<v Speaker 2>sunfish in its mouth, and I watched that thing put down.

1094
00:54:00.400 --> 00:54:02.719
<v Speaker 2>I was like, man, Nature's fucking metal nature.

1095
00:54:03.480 --> 00:54:07.000
<v Speaker 3>What do I look like someone who's gonna tell your fortune? Yes,

1096
00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:10.800
<v Speaker 3>come to me and I will read your album for five.

1097
00:54:10.679 --> 00:54:13.599
<v Speaker 2>Dollars today on Tom's racist?

1098
00:54:13.679 --> 00:54:15.400
<v Speaker 3>Going on? Why is that racist?

1099
00:54:15.920 --> 00:54:17.559
<v Speaker 2>Because you can't say gypsy anymore?

1100
00:54:17.840 --> 00:54:20.159
<v Speaker 3>I want to do a whole entire episode about Gypsies.

1101
00:54:20.719 --> 00:54:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you can't call them gypsies?

1102
00:54:22.159 --> 00:54:24.840
<v Speaker 3>Can I not call the episode gypsies? History of Gypsy's?

1103
00:54:25.800 --> 00:54:27.760
<v Speaker 3>They say it fucking piggy blinders?

1104
00:54:27.760 --> 00:54:28.400
<v Speaker 4>What can I say?

1105
00:54:30.800 --> 00:54:33.639
<v Speaker 3>What am I supposed to call them? Okay? I want

1106
00:54:33.639 --> 00:54:35.559
<v Speaker 3>to do entire history about Gypsies and I can't call

1107
00:54:35.639 --> 00:54:36.199
<v Speaker 3>them gypsies.

1108
00:54:37.119 --> 00:54:38.000
<v Speaker 2>You're supposed to? Uh?

1109
00:54:38.440 --> 00:54:39.039
<v Speaker 3>If I get it?

1110
00:54:39.639 --> 00:54:42.199
<v Speaker 2>If I get a gypsy on my screen, I have

1111
00:54:42.760 --> 00:54:45.519
<v Speaker 2>the preferred name for gypsies and I can't pronounce it's

1112
00:54:45.559 --> 00:54:46.519
<v Speaker 2>If you can pronounce.

1113
00:54:46.239 --> 00:54:55.840
<v Speaker 3>It, great, that's Do bats have dips that big?

1114
00:54:56.559 --> 00:54:59.159
<v Speaker 2>Apparently? So I don't know. I was looking up because

1115
00:54:59.199 --> 00:55:01.880
<v Speaker 2>one of the for our listeners out there. That was

1116
00:55:01.920 --> 00:55:03.920
<v Speaker 2>just a bat with a giant heart on for some reason,

1117
00:55:05.280 --> 00:55:09.320
<v Speaker 2>but no here, So I was looking up other explanations

1118
00:55:09.360 --> 00:55:10.800
<v Speaker 2>for the Jersey devil. Go ahead and bring this one.

1119
00:55:12.320 --> 00:55:14.880
<v Speaker 2>The hammerhead bat. That's the cutest thing in the world.

1120
00:55:15.320 --> 00:55:17.719
<v Speaker 3>We're there's some One of the explanations is that it

1121
00:55:17.760 --> 00:55:21.239
<v Speaker 3>could be a different creature, Like, where's it called the

1122
00:55:21.280 --> 00:55:22.079
<v Speaker 3>hammerhead bat?

1123
00:55:22.480 --> 00:55:24.920
<v Speaker 2>The hammerhead bat? Yeah, just just google for a listeners,

1124
00:55:24.960 --> 00:55:26.039
<v Speaker 2>google hammerhead bats.

1125
00:55:26.320 --> 00:55:26.440
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

1126
00:55:26.800 --> 00:55:28.360
<v Speaker 2>The one that I was looking at was duck duck go,

1127
00:55:28.400 --> 00:55:29.920
<v Speaker 2>that's the one. We'll find, the one with the bat penis.

1128
00:55:30.039 --> 00:55:33.519
<v Speaker 3>But they're super cy and they're they're they're really cute.

1129
00:55:33.519 --> 00:55:35.360
<v Speaker 3>But the thing is they only exist in Africa, so

1130
00:55:35.400 --> 00:55:36.960
<v Speaker 3>it would be weird. But at the same time, you

1131
00:55:37.039 --> 00:55:39.840
<v Speaker 3>have things like how people bring over animals and have

1132
00:55:40.000 --> 00:55:42.440
<v Speaker 3>them as pets and stuff like that, and then they

1133
00:55:42.480 --> 00:55:46.360
<v Speaker 3>get released into the wild. Look at Florida, Okay, they

1134
00:55:46.440 --> 00:55:46.920
<v Speaker 3>got fu.

1135
00:55:47.159 --> 00:55:50.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a huge reticulated python problem in Florida right

1136
00:55:50.599 --> 00:55:53.719
<v Speaker 2>now for that exact reason. That's why there's a handful

1137
00:55:53.760 --> 00:55:56.480
<v Speaker 2>of like jaguars and jungle cats that have gotten released

1138
00:55:56.480 --> 00:56:00.320
<v Speaker 2>into Florida too. And since Florida is essentially tropical in

1139
00:56:00.400 --> 00:56:01.039
<v Speaker 2>a lot of ways.

1140
00:56:01.239 --> 00:56:04.159
<v Speaker 3>It can survive, It's true, until it goes underwater because

1141
00:56:04.199 --> 00:56:07.159
<v Speaker 3>the Japanese have a bomb underneath it, like supposed to be.

1142
00:56:07.400 --> 00:56:12.679
<v Speaker 3>America put bombs underneath Japan. Bye one the war. He

1143
00:56:12.760 --> 00:56:16.840
<v Speaker 3>hasn't listened to this, he's too busy. The Warrington State

1144
00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:20.480
<v Speaker 3>Forest a smack dab in the middle of the pine

1145
00:56:20.519 --> 00:56:26.599
<v Speaker 3>beards and it contains the bats, the bats bats Toe village.

1146
00:56:26.679 --> 00:56:29.320
<v Speaker 3>Have you ever heard this? The Bat's two village? It

1147
00:56:29.679 --> 00:56:33.079
<v Speaker 3>spelled bats two, The Bat's two village, which has been

1148
00:56:33.159 --> 00:56:36.039
<v Speaker 3>in tax since the seventeen hundreds, eight the nine. In

1149
00:56:36.159 --> 00:56:40.000
<v Speaker 3>nineteen eighteen, god damn it. And nineteen eighty the chief

1150
00:56:40.079 --> 00:56:44.840
<v Speaker 3>forest ranger named Alan McFarlane was called out by this

1151
00:56:45.519 --> 00:56:50.920
<v Speaker 3>South Jersey farm near Warrington State Forage. The forest. The

1152
00:56:51.280 --> 00:56:54.559
<v Speaker 3>entire pack of the farmer's pigs have been brutally slaughtered

1153
00:56:54.559 --> 00:56:57.599
<v Speaker 3>in the middle of the night, which is weird. The

1154
00:56:58.159 --> 00:57:00.679
<v Speaker 3>back of the pig's head very much. The back of

1155
00:57:00.719 --> 00:57:05.679
<v Speaker 3>the pig's head had been eaten eating. Is that fucked?

1156
00:57:06.559 --> 00:57:10.360
<v Speaker 3>That's metal as something was perched on its back and

1157
00:57:10.679 --> 00:57:15.440
<v Speaker 3>ate their brains out. Okay, that's fucking weird.

1158
00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:17.199
<v Speaker 2>I like it.

1159
00:57:17.440 --> 00:57:20.400
<v Speaker 3>Their backs have been scratched. But whatever killed the pigs

1160
00:57:20.440 --> 00:57:22.880
<v Speaker 3>that left the rest of the body alone and moved

1161
00:57:22.880 --> 00:57:24.639
<v Speaker 3>to the next animal of the pack. So he had

1162
00:57:24.679 --> 00:57:28.760
<v Speaker 3>a bunch of animals that had their brains eaten out

1163
00:57:28.840 --> 00:57:30.679
<v Speaker 3>the back of their fucking head.

1164
00:57:31.559 --> 00:57:32.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a lot of the.

1165
00:57:34.519 --> 00:57:36.159
<v Speaker 3>That's fucking scary. Whatever.

1166
00:57:36.199 --> 00:57:40.199
<v Speaker 2>That's like. What's like the the exsanguinated cows in crop

1167
00:57:40.840 --> 00:57:41.440
<v Speaker 2>and stuff, is this.

1168
00:57:41.519 --> 00:57:44.320
<v Speaker 3>Thing of fucking zombie brains.

1169
00:57:45.679 --> 00:57:46.519
<v Speaker 2>Might be possible?

1170
00:57:46.760 --> 00:57:50.360
<v Speaker 3>Type of attack is not normal behavior for any local animals.

1171
00:57:50.480 --> 00:57:53.440
<v Speaker 3>In all the years of his experience, his name is

1172
00:57:53.559 --> 00:57:57.400
<v Speaker 3>Chief MacFarlane now had never seen anything like it. The

1173
00:57:57.519 --> 00:58:01.039
<v Speaker 3>site was horrifying, to say the least. The mystery has

1174
00:58:01.159 --> 00:58:04.880
<v Speaker 3>never been solved. Man. Locals believe that the only possible

1175
00:58:04.920 --> 00:58:08.320
<v Speaker 3>explanation is maybe the Jersey Devil did it.

1176
00:58:11.159 --> 00:58:13.840
<v Speaker 2>That's that's the most plausible explanation that we got, is

1177
00:58:13.880 --> 00:58:15.079
<v Speaker 2>that it was the Jersey Devil.

1178
00:58:15.639 --> 00:58:16.880
<v Speaker 3>Fran Coppola.

1179
00:58:18.360 --> 00:58:21.360
<v Speaker 2>Any related relation to Nicholas Curry.

1180
00:58:21.840 --> 00:58:26.119
<v Speaker 3>Now Frank Coppola, the owner of the Smith's Inn, walked

1181
00:58:26.239 --> 00:58:29.239
<v Speaker 3>outside one night to put his restaurant's trash in the

1182
00:58:29.360 --> 00:58:33.880
<v Speaker 3>cans behind the inn. She looked up and saw the shadow.

1183
00:58:34.239 --> 00:58:36.960
<v Speaker 3>Who the fuck names the kid Fran anymore?

1184
00:58:38.960 --> 00:58:40.039
<v Speaker 2>That was a while ago, wouldn't it.

1185
00:58:40.440 --> 00:58:47.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? But still I like may Bell Fran fucking Gislane

1186
00:58:50.679 --> 00:58:54.920
<v Speaker 3>Gizlane twelve or twenty years for trafficking children.

1187
00:58:57.639 --> 00:59:03.119
<v Speaker 2>Wait she got twenty years yep yep r. Kelly got thirty.

1188
00:59:03.880 --> 00:59:06.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah uh, and all the people in power got their

1189
00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:10.360
<v Speaker 3>names stricken out. Every connection to the Epstein Island was

1190
00:59:10.360 --> 00:59:14.000
<v Speaker 3>stricken out for people to know that how deep conspiracies

1191
00:59:14.039 --> 00:59:14.760
<v Speaker 3>really fucking go.

1192
00:59:16.599 --> 00:59:20.360
<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, back to the Jersey Devil.

1193
00:59:20.519 --> 00:59:23.400
<v Speaker 3>So she sees the shadowy wind creature looming over her.

1194
00:59:23.679 --> 00:59:25.800
<v Speaker 3>She felt calm. Though this is crazy, this is one

1195
00:59:25.800 --> 00:59:29.199
<v Speaker 3>of the crazy stories. She felt calm and to her

1196
00:59:29.440 --> 00:59:32.239
<v Speaker 3>instead of running away, she actually continued to stare at it,

1197
00:59:33.119 --> 00:59:35.559
<v Speaker 3>kind of like what I would do until it murdered me.

1198
00:59:35.880 --> 00:59:38.400
<v Speaker 3>But I'm the type of person that will just like

1199
00:59:38.559 --> 00:59:43.519
<v Speaker 3>I'll stare, I'll stare until it murders me. I'm the

1200
00:59:43.559 --> 00:59:45.840
<v Speaker 3>type of person that has the curiosity where I have

1201
00:59:45.920 --> 00:59:50.199
<v Speaker 3>fascinate wigie boards and ghosts and cryptids and conspiracy and everything,

1202
00:59:50.239 --> 00:59:51.920
<v Speaker 3>where I'm the type of person that like, hey, I'm

1203
00:59:51.960 --> 00:59:54.760
<v Speaker 3>gonna fucking stare into the depths of the darkness of

1204
00:59:54.840 --> 00:59:57.079
<v Speaker 3>hell and then see what happens. And if I die,

1205
00:59:57.159 --> 00:59:57.559
<v Speaker 3>I die.

1206
00:59:58.519 --> 01:00:03.719
<v Speaker 2>Isn't that what Prey does, though generally stares. Yeah, Prey

1207
01:00:03.920 --> 01:00:05.360
<v Speaker 2>just gets frozen.

1208
01:00:05.519 --> 01:00:07.239
<v Speaker 3>Well, then I'll start yelling at it that how about that?

1209
01:00:07.280 --> 01:00:08.519
<v Speaker 3>What am I staring at and yell too?

1210
01:00:08.760 --> 01:00:15.039
<v Speaker 2>You're supposed to stare at it and make yourself very big.

1211
01:00:15.800 --> 01:00:20.920
<v Speaker 3>I was pulling my dick man. Ah, so so she can't.

1212
01:00:21.400 --> 01:00:23.920
<v Speaker 3>For whatever reason, she felt the Jersey Devil was actually

1213
01:00:24.360 --> 01:00:27.400
<v Speaker 3>the guardian of Smithville and protecting it like some sort

1214
01:00:27.400 --> 01:00:31.840
<v Speaker 3>of guardian angel rather than to attack patrons. Kind of cool,

1215
01:00:32.239 --> 01:00:32.880
<v Speaker 3>Frank Cole.

1216
01:00:32.800 --> 01:00:33.360
<v Speaker 2>That's pretty cool.

1217
01:00:33.400 --> 01:00:37.320
<v Speaker 3>Frank Coppola fully admits to fully admits that she is

1218
01:00:37.360 --> 01:00:39.599
<v Speaker 3>a true believer in the New Jersey Devil, and she

1219
01:00:39.719 --> 01:00:42.360
<v Speaker 3>had been thinking about the legend the same day that

1220
01:00:42.480 --> 01:00:45.000
<v Speaker 3>she saw the shadow. But imagine that, right, Like, we're

1221
01:00:45.079 --> 01:00:47.559
<v Speaker 3>doing an episode about aliens or grays or reptilians and

1222
01:00:47.559 --> 01:00:50.159
<v Speaker 3>then I see that ship. I'm like, buddy, you're just

1223
01:00:50.199 --> 01:00:53.159
<v Speaker 3>saying hello. You're like, this guy knows what I'm about.

1224
01:00:54.159 --> 01:00:55.239
<v Speaker 2>This guy knows what's up.

1225
01:00:56.159 --> 01:00:58.320
<v Speaker 3>It was possible this could have been a figment of

1226
01:00:58.679 --> 01:01:02.760
<v Speaker 3>Coppola's imagination, but she swears it to be true and

1227
01:01:02.920 --> 01:01:05.760
<v Speaker 3>went on record in a documentary about the Jersey Devil

1228
01:01:06.039 --> 01:01:08.599
<v Speaker 3>and visitors to the Smiths and will also hear about

1229
01:01:08.599 --> 01:01:10.760
<v Speaker 3>the folklore as well. That's fucking awesome, which eventually I

1230
01:01:10.800 --> 01:01:12.880
<v Speaker 3>want to do in film for the Patreon. I want

1231
01:01:12.960 --> 01:01:14.280
<v Speaker 3>to do Haunted Walks.

1232
01:01:14.760 --> 01:01:16.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, don't tell everyone about it. Just be about it.

1233
01:01:17.199 --> 01:01:18.360
<v Speaker 3>Just be about it, all right.

1234
01:01:18.360 --> 01:01:19.519
<v Speaker 2>We're getting later to the day.

1235
01:01:19.559 --> 01:01:22.079
<v Speaker 3>Based on twenty fifteen, people claim they saw the new

1236
01:01:22.159 --> 01:01:26.159
<v Speaker 3>Jersey Devil along Route nine and Egg Harbor Jesus near

1237
01:01:26.239 --> 01:01:29.559
<v Speaker 3>the golf course, just playing golf out there like it's

1238
01:01:29.599 --> 01:01:33.280
<v Speaker 3>fucking Tiger Woods. The witness, David Black, thought there was

1239
01:01:33.400 --> 01:01:37.239
<v Speaker 3>a lama standing inside of its fence along the roadway,

1240
01:01:37.559 --> 01:01:42.199
<v Speaker 3>until it suddenly whipped out its gigantic winds and started

1241
01:01:42.239 --> 01:01:46.039
<v Speaker 3>to fly away. David Black wrapped his cell phone and

1242
01:01:46.199 --> 01:01:49.079
<v Speaker 3>tried to capture a video of the creature.

1243
01:01:51.239 --> 01:01:53.639
<v Speaker 2>The Jersey Devil comes over and goes, hey, hey, you guys,

1244
01:01:53.719 --> 01:01:55.000
<v Speaker 2>is like a group of six of you. You guys

1245
01:01:55.039 --> 01:01:58.440
<v Speaker 2>mind if I play through yeah the video clip. I'm

1246
01:01:58.480 --> 01:01:59.800
<v Speaker 2>just by myself. I'll be real quickly.

1247
01:02:00.039 --> 01:02:02.800
<v Speaker 3>I've never seen this. I looked for videos about the

1248
01:02:02.880 --> 01:02:04.440
<v Speaker 3>Jersey Devil and couldn't find any.

1249
01:02:04.800 --> 01:02:06.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there really aren't any. It's weird.

1250
01:02:06.519 --> 01:02:08.960
<v Speaker 3>There's always there's video footage of Bigfoot, there is some

1251
01:02:09.119 --> 01:02:14.480
<v Speaker 3>of Mothman, there's I My big fascination is a flatwood monster.

1252
01:02:14.800 --> 01:02:19.440
<v Speaker 3>Let me see a video of the dress wearing claude creature. Okay,

1253
01:02:20.440 --> 01:02:22.920
<v Speaker 3>mm hmm, he puts he puts his claws like this.

1254
01:02:26.679 --> 01:02:29.039
<v Speaker 3>Uh so it's The video clip is short, but shows

1255
01:02:29.119 --> 01:02:31.840
<v Speaker 3>that the Jersey Devil flying across the screen a black

1256
01:02:31.880 --> 01:02:36.159
<v Speaker 3>silhouette as against the colored sunset. This is a still

1257
01:02:36.239 --> 01:02:39.039
<v Speaker 3>photo of the same creature that supposed to be he

1258
01:02:39.159 --> 01:02:40.480
<v Speaker 3>had h taken.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fucking weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that a fucking weird? That's a lama. No, it's

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<v Speaker 3>not that.

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01:02:48.360 --> 01:02:49.639
<v Speaker 2>That looks nothing like a lama.

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01:02:50.119 --> 01:02:52.320
<v Speaker 3>There's a still photo of the creature. Yeah, and it

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01:02:52.400 --> 01:02:55.320
<v Speaker 3>looks like a horn goat with wings that has thrown

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<v Speaker 3>a football.

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<v Speaker 5>It does.

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01:02:57.639 --> 01:03:01.000
<v Speaker 3>It does look like a creet that has a football.

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<v Speaker 3>That's fun.

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01:03:03.079 --> 01:03:04.960
<v Speaker 2>Where where do you see the His arm.

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01:03:05.000 --> 01:03:07.519
<v Speaker 3>Is crouched in the same like I got a football.

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01:03:07.559 --> 01:03:08.119
<v Speaker 3>I'm ready to go.

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01:03:08.519 --> 01:03:10.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, yeah, I don't see you. I think it

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01:03:10.239 --> 01:03:11.679
<v Speaker 2>looks like football, but I just see it like it's

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01:03:11.760 --> 01:03:13.039
<v Speaker 2>arm like it's cradling of football.

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01:03:13.159 --> 01:03:16.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, those fucking big ass balls, much like the troop

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01:03:16.719 --> 01:03:20.519
<v Speaker 3>of Cobra, the Mothman and even hydra fucking comic books.

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01:03:20.960 --> 01:03:23.639
<v Speaker 3>U isn't that Hydraus from.

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01:03:25.480 --> 01:03:27.480
<v Speaker 2>Greek mythology. It's one of the beasts. It's one of

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01:03:27.519 --> 01:03:29.800
<v Speaker 2>the seven trials that Hercules had to face. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's the first one.

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01:03:31.679 --> 01:03:33.559
<v Speaker 3>Actually, the third one was Dix in the mouth and

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01:03:33.639 --> 01:03:35.440
<v Speaker 3>he's like, I got a garble as much as I can.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh No, that's the easiest one to do.

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01:03:38.079 --> 01:03:41.119
<v Speaker 3>Jersey Devil's true origia may never be found in the

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<v Speaker 3>animal Kde mccorryn to Cape Bell Bay Magazine Skeptic, author

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01:03:45.280 --> 01:03:51.679
<v Speaker 3>of Skeptoid producer Brian dunninging Dunning certainly believes in most

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01:03:51.760 --> 01:03:53.800
<v Speaker 3>cases like this, a siding started to be a mistaken

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01:03:53.840 --> 01:03:58.639
<v Speaker 3>identification of everyday animals or something else, he said. Dunning notes,

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<v Speaker 3>at the Jersey Devil and animals and Jersey, you know,

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01:04:02.199 --> 01:04:04.920
<v Speaker 3>it might be responsible for the new Jersey Devil, like,

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01:04:05.119 --> 01:04:07.360
<v Speaker 3>uh to get into before we get into what the

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01:04:07.599 --> 01:04:12.559
<v Speaker 3>New Jersey Devil may actually be. You know, there's skepticals Uh,

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01:04:12.840 --> 01:04:17.360
<v Speaker 3>there's skepticals. Just get the skeptics. I've tied too much whiskey.

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01:04:17.880 --> 01:04:24.519
<v Speaker 2>Uh, no more rye whiskey. No more whiskey. As he

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01:04:24.559 --> 01:04:27.360
<v Speaker 2>pours it out. When Chelsea beats your ass.

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01:04:28.440 --> 01:04:32.000
<v Speaker 3>I gotta go grocery shopping after this too. Oh my god,

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01:04:32.079 --> 01:04:34.360
<v Speaker 3>because Canada Day tomorrow as we're recording this will come

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01:04:34.400 --> 01:04:35.360
<v Speaker 3>out like four weeks later.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's Canada Day tomorrow, and then it's fourth of

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01:04:37.760 --> 01:04:39.159
<v Speaker 2>July on Monday for us.

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<v Speaker 3>So it is weird. And he says that it might

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01:04:43.519 --> 01:04:46.159
<v Speaker 3>be a sand a sand hill crane, which is the

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01:04:46.320 --> 01:04:51.199
<v Speaker 3>most prevalent explanation for the New Jersey Devil is it's

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01:04:51.239 --> 01:04:55.559
<v Speaker 3>a sand crane. And because they're big creatures, their wingspan

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01:04:55.719 --> 01:04:58.519
<v Speaker 3>is massive, and they do have red eyes.

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01:04:59.480 --> 01:05:02.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're they're kind of like they kind of fit

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01:05:02.400 --> 01:05:05.559
<v Speaker 2>the bill for what it was described as at least

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01:05:05.559 --> 01:05:07.119
<v Speaker 2>as close to anything that's in the area.

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01:05:07.760 --> 01:05:11.360
<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's get into fucking goddamn Benjamin Franklin.

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01:05:11.440 --> 01:05:17.280
<v Speaker 2>Benjamin motherfucking Franklin. All right about time. Oh right, so

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01:05:17.440 --> 01:05:19.719
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna go back. We're gonna go back. Everyone getting

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01:05:19.719 --> 01:05:20.400
<v Speaker 2>your time machine.

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01:05:20.480 --> 01:05:21.320
<v Speaker 3>Let's go back.

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01:05:21.440 --> 01:05:28.199
<v Speaker 2>Wait, oh right, everybody welcome to the past. So the

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01:05:28.320 --> 01:05:31.000
<v Speaker 2>Leeds family occupies the center of the story. But unlike

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01:05:31.000 --> 01:05:34.360
<v Speaker 2>they're less educated neighbors, they were not superstitious rural people.

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01:05:34.719 --> 01:05:39.480
<v Speaker 2>They were politically active, religious pioneers, authors and publishers. We

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01:05:39.599 --> 01:05:42.960
<v Speaker 2>have forgotten that the Jersey Devil legend, originally the Leeds Devil,

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01:05:43.320 --> 01:05:46.000
<v Speaker 2>began as a cruel taunt against them, not because of

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01:05:46.039 --> 01:05:48.880
<v Speaker 2>a monstrous birth, but because they have the cultural misfortune

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01:05:49.119 --> 01:05:52.119
<v Speaker 2>of joining the wrong side. That's right, everybody. They were

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01:05:52.280 --> 01:05:54.880
<v Speaker 2>scumbag Queen supporters and not the band.

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01:05:55.840 --> 01:05:57.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah fuck that reptilian bitch.

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01:05:58.159 --> 01:06:01.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. So Daniels came to America in sixteen seventy

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01:06:02.000 --> 01:06:05.199
<v Speaker 2>seven and settled in Burlington. He published an almanac and

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01:06:05.360 --> 01:06:07.960
<v Speaker 2>was promptly attacked by his Quaker neighbors over his use

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01:06:08.000 --> 01:06:12.920
<v Speaker 2>of astrology in its. Quakers being a devoutly religious subsect

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01:06:13.000 --> 01:06:15.800
<v Speaker 2>of Christianity. They're some of the only groups of people

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01:06:15.840 --> 01:06:19.280
<v Speaker 2>that are allowed to be excluded from the draft as

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01:06:19.320 --> 01:06:24.360
<v Speaker 2>conscientious objectors because they are fundamentally non violent. They practice

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01:06:24.559 --> 01:06:27.840
<v Speaker 2>the non violence spoken of by the jail.

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01:06:27.960 --> 01:06:30.119
<v Speaker 3>And now you have him on a box oatmeal. But

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01:06:30.280 --> 01:06:31.400
<v Speaker 3>we can't keep Jemima.

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01:06:32.559 --> 01:06:35.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because they're they're Quakers. It's not a harmful stereotype.

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01:06:35.960 --> 01:06:39.000
<v Speaker 2>It's just a Quaker. Most of the Amish are actually

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01:06:39.000 --> 01:06:42.000
<v Speaker 2>descended from Dutch Quakers and German Quakers.

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01:06:42.159 --> 01:06:44.320
<v Speaker 3>I would like to patrion episode Amish people.

1338
01:06:45.079 --> 01:06:50.679
<v Speaker 2>That'd be weird anyways. So he was despite also being

1339
01:06:50.719 --> 01:06:52.920
<v Speaker 2>a Quaker. The others called him evil and accused him

1340
01:06:52.920 --> 01:06:56.360
<v Speaker 2>of practicing witchcraft. Annoyed by his treatment at the hands

1341
01:06:56.400 --> 01:06:58.519
<v Speaker 2>of his peers, he satirized the Quakers in a series

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01:06:58.559 --> 01:07:01.440
<v Speaker 2>of books. His work constedtitutes the earliest printing in the

1343
01:07:01.480 --> 01:07:04.480
<v Speaker 2>Garden State and some of the earliest political attack literature

1344
01:07:04.559 --> 01:07:08.599
<v Speaker 2>in America. His satirical writings and accusations of hypocrisy against

1345
01:07:08.639 --> 01:07:11.159
<v Speaker 2>the rival Quakers so outraged them that they took to

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01:07:11.239 --> 01:07:17.000
<v Speaker 2>calling Daniel Satan's Harbinger. To make matters worse, Leeds supported

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01:07:17.039 --> 01:07:20.960
<v Speaker 2>the first royal governor of New Jersey, the infamous Lord Cornbury.

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01:07:21.519 --> 01:07:25.079
<v Speaker 3>I'm Lord Cornberry, Lor Corberry.

1349
01:07:25.039 --> 01:07:30.320
<v Speaker 2>Lord he was. Lord Cornberry was accused of being loose

1350
01:07:30.400 --> 01:07:33.039
<v Speaker 2>with the colonies taxes, as well as having an affinity

1351
01:07:33.199 --> 01:07:39.199
<v Speaker 2>for fashionable ladies wear. What I removed? I removed the

1352
01:07:39.320 --> 01:07:40.760
<v Speaker 2>problematic language from this.

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01:07:41.280 --> 01:07:43.800
<v Speaker 3>Tell me what they say it originally.

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01:07:43.480 --> 01:07:47.360
<v Speaker 2>Called Macross Dresser. Eventually Daniel's son, Titan Leeds, took over

1355
01:07:47.440 --> 01:07:49.599
<v Speaker 2>running the Almanac and ran a foul of a young

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01:07:49.719 --> 01:07:54.199
<v Speaker 2>Benjamin Franklin. The then up and coming young Franklin was

1357
01:07:54.280 --> 01:07:56.679
<v Speaker 2>angling to make a name for himself as a publisher

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01:07:56.880 --> 01:07:59.079
<v Speaker 2>and as a publicity stunt. Franklin, in the guise of

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01:07:59.159 --> 01:08:03.239
<v Speaker 2>Poor Richard Poor Richard Saunders, claimed that the astrological calculation

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01:08:03.440 --> 01:08:06.159
<v Speaker 2>showed that Titan Leads would meet his end in seventeen

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01:08:06.320 --> 01:08:09.599
<v Speaker 2>thirty three, and when the prediction didn't pan out, Leads

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01:08:09.639 --> 01:08:12.800
<v Speaker 2>called Franklin a fool and a liar. You goddamn fool

1363
01:08:14.119 --> 01:08:18.199
<v Speaker 2>and a liar and a fucking liar. Franklin never won

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01:08:18.319 --> 01:08:21.000
<v Speaker 2>to miss a chance for verbal fisticuffs. Franklin stated that

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01:08:21.159 --> 01:08:24.239
<v Speaker 2>since Titan Leads had died, his ghost must be the

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01:08:24.319 --> 01:08:28.159
<v Speaker 2>one be the one voicing his uh, his anger.

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01:08:28.319 --> 01:08:30.800
<v Speaker 3>I want to brawluff.

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01:08:31.640 --> 01:08:34.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, Leeds was a Leads was a Quaker. So remember

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01:08:34.000 --> 01:08:36.079
<v Speaker 2>they're not violent. So he just like talking shit.

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01:08:36.960 --> 01:08:40.319
<v Speaker 3>So if you tried to himself the bugs bunny thing,

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01:08:40.399 --> 01:08:42.399
<v Speaker 3>or if you put a you know, you slap him

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01:08:42.439 --> 01:08:45.119
<v Speaker 3>with the glove, He's not going to fight back.

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01:08:45.920 --> 01:08:50.119
<v Speaker 2>Correct. They practiced the turn the other cheek.

1374
01:08:51.079 --> 01:08:53.239
<v Speaker 3>Turn the other cheek, and then slap it with my dick.

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01:08:53.880 --> 01:08:57.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So when Leads tried to defend himself, Franklin, stone

1376
01:08:57.319 --> 01:08:59.720
<v Speaker 2>faced and armed with his trademark Wit, argued that Leads

1377
01:08:59.760 --> 01:09:03.079
<v Speaker 2>had been resurrected from the dead. The plan went off

1378
01:09:03.119 --> 01:09:06.239
<v Speaker 2>without a hitch, and Poor Richard's almanac became famous and

1379
01:09:06.439 --> 01:09:09.119
<v Speaker 2>the go to almanac for all farmers. It left the

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01:09:09.199 --> 01:09:12.479
<v Speaker 2>pioneering Leeds Almanac, one that had come almost you know,

1381
01:09:12.920 --> 01:09:16.760
<v Speaker 2>eighty years prior, to fade into obscurity. Titan Leeds actually

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01:09:16.840 --> 01:09:19.800
<v Speaker 2>died in seventeen thirty eight, and his revolutionary fervor grew

1383
01:09:19.840 --> 01:09:23.039
<v Speaker 2>in the mid eighteenth century, and Americans looked for targets

1384
01:09:23.079 --> 01:09:26.399
<v Speaker 2>to point their anti British feelings. The Leeds family made

1385
01:09:26.479 --> 01:09:28.039
<v Speaker 2>easy targets. They had.

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01:09:28.560 --> 01:09:32.720
<v Speaker 3>He fucking died not long after Benjamin Franklin said he

1387
01:09:33.000 --> 01:09:36.640
<v Speaker 3>might five years. Yeah, it's like it's still five years obviously,

1388
01:09:36.840 --> 01:09:38.000
<v Speaker 3>like back in the days.

1389
01:09:38.199 --> 01:09:39.680
<v Speaker 2>Franklin forgot to carry the one.

1390
01:09:39.880 --> 01:09:43.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's still the fact that he's like, you're gonna die, man,

1391
01:09:43.279 --> 01:09:48.840
<v Speaker 3>fuck you? Ah, where was I?

1392
01:09:48.960 --> 01:09:50.760
<v Speaker 2>Leeds family made easy targets. They had sided with the

1393
01:09:50.800 --> 01:09:53.840
<v Speaker 2>Empire and hated and the hated Lord Cornbury, and had

1394
01:09:53.880 --> 01:09:58.039
<v Speaker 2>been accused of being dark occultist. By the time I

1395
01:09:58.079 --> 01:10:03.199
<v Speaker 2>said dark no War, the leads Devil stood as a

1396
01:10:03.239 --> 01:10:06.039
<v Speaker 2>symbol of political ridicule and the price of siding with

1397
01:10:06.119 --> 01:10:09.720
<v Speaker 2>the British Empire. Post Revolution, the legend of the Leads

1398
01:10:09.800 --> 01:10:13.279
<v Speaker 2>Devil drifted into obscurity until the early twentieth century, when

1399
01:10:13.279 --> 01:10:16.439
<v Speaker 2>a Philadelphia public relations man revived it to promote a

1400
01:10:16.560 --> 01:10:18.600
<v Speaker 2>dime museum. The museum we were talking about.

1401
01:10:18.439 --> 01:10:19.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the Arch Museum.

1402
01:10:20.520 --> 01:10:23.520
<v Speaker 2>The Leads Devil became the Jersey Devil and fictitious monstrous

1403
01:10:23.560 --> 01:10:26.359
<v Speaker 2>births and bumps in the pine forest night eclipse reality,

1404
01:10:26.680 --> 01:10:29.640
<v Speaker 2>a complex political animal had been transformed into a cartoonish,

1405
01:10:29.720 --> 01:10:32.399
<v Speaker 2>pedestrian and childish monster that never existed.

1406
01:10:32.520 --> 01:10:37.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and here is the original sketch of the Jersey Devil.

1407
01:10:38.039 --> 01:10:40.520
<v Speaker 2>He looks by the fact that there's no fucking way

1408
01:10:40.560 --> 01:10:42.119
<v Speaker 2>that they could physically support itself.

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01:10:43.039 --> 01:10:46.600
<v Speaker 3>You're right, it'd probably fly around like this, those legs

1410
01:10:46.640 --> 01:10:48.279
<v Speaker 3>would break. Yeah.

1411
01:10:49.199 --> 01:10:51.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you don't have to be like walking and being like.

1412
01:10:53.359 --> 01:10:55.760
<v Speaker 3>Nature is the craziest shit. No matter what if this

1413
01:10:55.880 --> 01:10:59.039
<v Speaker 3>thing is real or not, Like we have a zoo,

1414
01:10:59.119 --> 01:11:01.439
<v Speaker 3>which I'm like, I've said the story right. I went

1415
01:11:01.520 --> 01:11:05.920
<v Speaker 3>to a circus. I feel like I've said this before.

1416
01:11:05.960 --> 01:11:08.359
<v Speaker 3>I went to a circus in uh near where I live,

1417
01:11:08.760 --> 01:11:12.039
<v Speaker 3>and a circus show up and there's people protesting outside

1418
01:11:12.279 --> 01:11:15.039
<v Speaker 3>about the abuse of animals, and I agree.

1419
01:11:15.279 --> 01:11:17.159
<v Speaker 2>That circus are notorious for her.

1420
01:11:17.199 --> 01:11:20.439
<v Speaker 3>It's really bad. And then I said to the chick,

1421
01:11:20.880 --> 01:11:23.399
<v Speaker 3>Josh's like, don't do it, and I was like, I'm

1422
01:11:23.399 --> 01:11:25.760
<v Speaker 3>gonna do it. And I was like, I was like,

1423
01:11:25.800 --> 01:11:27.880
<v Speaker 3>you're protesting this. How will protest the war? And I

1424
01:11:28.039 --> 01:11:30.159
<v Speaker 3>rack in Afghanistan And this chick is like, I do

1425
01:11:30.359 --> 01:11:32.840
<v Speaker 3>that too, and I'm like, of course you do. You

1426
01:11:32.960 --> 01:11:35.159
<v Speaker 3>protest anything that they tell you to fucking protest.

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01:11:35.239 --> 01:11:39.039
<v Speaker 2>But it is tom, do you are you telling me

1428
01:11:39.079 --> 01:11:40.159
<v Speaker 2>that you supported the war?

1429
01:11:40.199 --> 01:11:42.760
<v Speaker 3>And I reckon, no, I'm telling her. I was like,

1430
01:11:42.920 --> 01:11:45.319
<v Speaker 3>why don't. I was like, protest the war and a racket.

1431
01:11:45.479 --> 01:11:47.359
<v Speaker 2>And then she said that she did, and you said,

1432
01:11:47.399 --> 01:11:50.119
<v Speaker 2>of course you do. You protest whatever they tell you to.

1433
01:11:50.279 --> 01:11:51.960
<v Speaker 3>I didn't actually say that. I just kind of shook

1434
01:11:52.000 --> 01:11:52.680
<v Speaker 3>my head and walked on.

1435
01:11:54.720 --> 01:11:55.520
<v Speaker 2>The truth of the matter.

1436
01:11:56.279 --> 01:11:59.520
<v Speaker 3>If you go through my instagram, the Raptilian Instagram, which

1437
01:11:59.560 --> 01:12:02.039
<v Speaker 3>I never met. Uh, but if you go like, that's

1438
01:12:02.039 --> 01:12:06.239
<v Speaker 3>where you can follow tom Kat. I have photos tho.

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01:12:06.239 --> 01:12:08.880
<v Speaker 3>It's going like part of me is like I like

1440
01:12:09.000 --> 01:12:12.600
<v Speaker 3>going to the circus, but I know that the treatment

1441
01:12:12.800 --> 01:12:16.439
<v Speaker 3>of animals is horrible, and I'm someone who loves animals.

1442
01:12:16.520 --> 01:12:20.520
<v Speaker 3>I do as ridiculous as I look. I I love animals,

1443
01:12:20.640 --> 01:12:24.239
<v Speaker 3>and I I'd rather see them be treated. But I

1444
01:12:24.520 --> 01:12:27.319
<v Speaker 3>I talk. I've talked to people who has who have

1445
01:12:27.479 --> 01:12:31.039
<v Speaker 3>worked at circuses, and they say that they do try

1446
01:12:31.199 --> 01:12:33.960
<v Speaker 3>their best, but at the same time, they should be

1447
01:12:34.079 --> 01:12:35.079
<v Speaker 3>in the wild.

1448
01:12:35.479 --> 01:12:37.239
<v Speaker 2>And trying your best doesn't really cut it in that

1449
01:12:37.319 --> 01:12:38.000
<v Speaker 2>fucking scenario.

1450
01:12:38.239 --> 01:12:41.880
<v Speaker 3>A lot of fun on this. You know, people on

1451
01:12:42.039 --> 01:12:44.920
<v Speaker 3>YouTube and Twitch, you really get the rock cuts. The

1452
01:12:45.000 --> 01:12:49.359
<v Speaker 3>audio won't hear as as much as we actually rant

1453
01:12:49.840 --> 01:12:54.359
<v Speaker 3>or banter. But I love cryptids. Every time I get

1454
01:12:54.439 --> 01:12:57.520
<v Speaker 3>to cryptids, it's it's so fun to get into cryptids

1455
01:12:57.520 --> 01:13:01.199
<v Speaker 3>because it's it's most likely unbelieved. But I'm a person

1456
01:13:01.279 --> 01:13:04.159
<v Speaker 3>who believes in the like, not the latter. I believe

1457
01:13:04.199 --> 01:13:07.560
<v Speaker 3>in the low totem pole. I believe things exist that

1458
01:13:07.680 --> 01:13:10.880
<v Speaker 3>we don't know of. I believe that there's weird shit

1459
01:13:11.000 --> 01:13:14.119
<v Speaker 3>going on all the time. And I'm a believer that

1460
01:13:14.199 --> 01:13:17.600
<v Speaker 3>we won't know toward dead like that there is. I've

1461
01:13:17.680 --> 01:13:21.680
<v Speaker 3>seen strange shit for myself, So I don't discount people

1462
01:13:22.279 --> 01:13:26.079
<v Speaker 3>that have seen weird stuff, Like I don't discount if

1463
01:13:26.159 --> 01:13:29.159
<v Speaker 3>someone's if they swear they've seen it and they're a logical,

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01:13:29.680 --> 01:13:33.079
<v Speaker 3>well rounded, logical person, I'm not gonna discount what they

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01:13:33.199 --> 01:13:36.319
<v Speaker 3>saw as real or not that's right.

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01:13:36.560 --> 01:13:38.680
<v Speaker 2>Or if they say that they saw a reptilian, Tom

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01:13:38.680 --> 01:13:40.199
<v Speaker 2>will literally suck your dick, so.

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01:13:40.720 --> 01:13:43.439
<v Speaker 3>You can you can. I don't know. That's hard to

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01:13:43.520 --> 01:13:46.159
<v Speaker 3>say because if you see something that's a man like creature,

1470
01:13:46.239 --> 01:13:48.680
<v Speaker 3>a womanlike creature, as we've talked about a reptilian episode,

1471
01:13:49.000 --> 01:13:53.600
<v Speaker 3>it's just like, how do you know? Really? Like I'm

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01:13:53.640 --> 01:13:56.239
<v Speaker 3>a believer in aliens. I'm a believer in cryptids and

1473
01:13:56.479 --> 01:14:01.000
<v Speaker 3>zoology and cryptozoology. I believe there's things that that may

1474
01:14:01.039 --> 01:14:03.560
<v Speaker 3>be in another dimension. Like I've said, there's in my

1475
01:14:03.960 --> 01:14:08.760
<v Speaker 3>opinion right Earth. In the research I've done, Earth course

1476
01:14:08.800 --> 01:14:12.960
<v Speaker 3>I look ridiculous, but Earth corresponds with all these different dimensions.

1477
01:14:13.039 --> 01:14:15.800
<v Speaker 3>And what I've heard from the research I've done is

1478
01:14:15.840 --> 01:14:21.359
<v Speaker 3>there's six hundred, six hundred different dimensions that correspond with

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01:14:21.439 --> 01:14:24.600
<v Speaker 3>Earth at the same time. So you and I've always

1480
01:14:24.600 --> 01:14:26.359
<v Speaker 3>said the story, how like you could have someone standing

1481
01:14:26.439 --> 01:14:29.279
<v Speaker 3>besides you, someone that is in this conversation, someone is

1482
01:14:29.319 --> 01:14:33.279
<v Speaker 3>doing or the idea right that, like everything we do

1483
01:14:33.920 --> 01:14:35.960
<v Speaker 3>offshoots into like a spiderweb.

1484
01:14:36.600 --> 01:14:38.039
<v Speaker 2>You're talking about the multiverse right now?

1485
01:14:38.119 --> 01:14:41.560
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, which this weekend I'm gonna watch Doctor Strange

1486
01:14:42.279 --> 01:14:42.920
<v Speaker 3>in the new movie.

1487
01:14:43.119 --> 01:14:46.399
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't referencing Marvel, but the actual you know, theory

1488
01:14:46.439 --> 01:14:47.119
<v Speaker 2>of a multiverse.

1489
01:14:47.199 --> 01:14:49.960
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, it's there's some weird shit gowing. I've also

1490
01:14:50.039 --> 01:14:51.520
<v Speaker 3>had some whiskey, so whatever.

1491
01:14:51.880 --> 01:14:54.359
<v Speaker 2>Very weel shit. And Tom is drunk once again. Ah,

1492
01:14:54.520 --> 01:14:57.760
<v Speaker 2>not yet, Welcome to Strangebruit bullshit. Not yet. You've had

1493
01:14:57.800 --> 01:14:59.720
<v Speaker 2>two big s glasses of whiskey and you slugged out

1494
01:14:59.720 --> 01:15:02.520
<v Speaker 2>of the bomb. You're right, if you're not drunk, you

1495
01:15:02.600 --> 01:15:03.720
<v Speaker 2>have a serious problem.

1496
01:15:04.039 --> 01:15:06.640
<v Speaker 3>I do have a serious problem. Marra Billy. Why are

1497
01:15:06.640 --> 01:15:11.640
<v Speaker 3>you said, just try? I'm excited for the things we

1498
01:15:11.720 --> 01:15:13.119
<v Speaker 3>got going. There's a lot of stuff coming on the

1499
01:15:13.159 --> 01:15:16.359
<v Speaker 3>Patreon that haven't hasn't even been released yet. Yeah, there's

1500
01:15:16.439 --> 01:15:17.840
<v Speaker 3>so many things that you know, the best way to

1501
01:15:17.880 --> 01:15:19.920
<v Speaker 3>support us is give us a five star rate and

1502
01:15:20.000 --> 01:15:23.079
<v Speaker 3>review on Apple podcasts and iTunes. It's the best way.

1503
01:15:23.159 --> 01:15:24.800
<v Speaker 3>But if you want right, I know we're getting a

1504
01:15:24.920 --> 01:15:28.439
<v Speaker 3>lot of Spotify listeners, so all you gotta do is

1505
01:15:28.520 --> 01:15:30.560
<v Speaker 3>just leave that five star review and wherever you listen

1506
01:15:30.600 --> 01:15:33.800
<v Speaker 3>to us, leave comments. And also I never really mentioned it,

1507
01:15:33.840 --> 01:15:37.199
<v Speaker 3>but you can email us on ww dot well Strange

1508
01:15:37.199 --> 01:15:39.199
<v Speaker 3>your podcast dot com. It does have her email linked

1509
01:15:39.199 --> 01:15:41.920
<v Speaker 3>at the very bottom. Strange your Podcast at gmail dot com.

1510
01:15:42.279 --> 01:15:44.880
<v Speaker 3>If there's anything you guys want us to get into,

1511
01:15:45.800 --> 01:15:48.960
<v Speaker 3>let us know, Like if there's something specifically that you

1512
01:15:49.239 --> 01:15:51.840
<v Speaker 3>really want to hear us talk about. There was a

1513
01:15:51.960 --> 01:15:56.680
<v Speaker 3>fan that wanted us to cover a Japanese legend about

1514
01:15:56.880 --> 01:16:01.119
<v Speaker 3>this Japanese folklore that has this creature that this butthole

1515
01:16:01.199 --> 01:16:05.520
<v Speaker 3>eats people. And we've had some strange requests which we

1516
01:16:05.760 --> 01:16:08.560
<v Speaker 3>will get into eventually. But and then guys like, I'll write.

1517
01:16:08.319 --> 01:16:08.720
<v Speaker 2>It for you.

1518
01:16:09.479 --> 01:16:11.119
<v Speaker 3>I'll write you out the episode, and I was like,

1519
01:16:11.279 --> 01:16:12.319
<v Speaker 3>fucking do it, man, and.

1520
01:16:12.359 --> 01:16:14.960
<v Speaker 2>I'll yeah, that sounds awesome, So you can.

1521
01:16:15.079 --> 01:16:17.479
<v Speaker 3>I never mentioned the email enough, but it's literally Stranger

1522
01:16:17.600 --> 01:16:20.279
<v Speaker 3>Podcast at gmail dot com. You can email us and

1523
01:16:20.399 --> 01:16:22.119
<v Speaker 3>you can tell us what you would like to hear,

1524
01:16:22.279 --> 01:16:23.960
<v Speaker 3>what you would want to be into what you would

1525
01:16:24.000 --> 01:16:26.720
<v Speaker 3>want us to cover. We were unique in the way

1526
01:16:26.760 --> 01:16:29.239
<v Speaker 3>we do things. We drink, we smoke weed, We talk

1527
01:16:29.279 --> 01:16:32.000
<v Speaker 3>about all the craziest shit that you could imagine. And

1528
01:16:32.600 --> 01:16:34.720
<v Speaker 3>there's a lot of episodes coming up, and as we

1529
01:16:34.960 --> 01:16:39.520
<v Speaker 3>slowly creep towards my favorite month is October, you will

1530
01:16:39.560 --> 01:16:41.840
<v Speaker 3>see a lot of crazy shit coming down the pipeline

1531
01:16:42.840 --> 01:16:46.079
<v Speaker 3>coming down. I wanted to cover the New Jersey Devil.

1532
01:16:46.159 --> 01:16:48.920
<v Speaker 3>It was something that is now on Patreon as one

1533
01:16:49.000 --> 01:16:53.359
<v Speaker 3>of our monsters in our cryptids episodes that like the

1534
01:16:53.439 --> 01:16:57.760
<v Speaker 3>thing it's too. With Patreon, you get episodes that were

1535
01:16:58.000 --> 01:17:01.800
<v Speaker 3>the beginning of this podcast where we were getting smashed

1536
01:17:03.119 --> 01:17:04.640
<v Speaker 3>and there's a lot of fun things coming.

1537
01:17:04.560 --> 01:17:06.720
<v Speaker 2>And uh the dark times there.

1538
01:17:08.079 --> 01:17:12.239
<v Speaker 3>It's true and appreciate everybody that tunes in, even on Twitch.

1539
01:17:12.319 --> 01:17:14.359
<v Speaker 3>Twitch is just something that we're doing that we tried

1540
01:17:14.399 --> 01:17:16.640
<v Speaker 3>out that I like playing horror games, It's like, why

1541
01:17:16.720 --> 01:17:19.319
<v Speaker 3>not stream it and see my reactions like smash my

1542
01:17:19.399 --> 01:17:20.479
<v Speaker 3>face into a microphone.

1543
01:17:20.560 --> 01:17:22.920
<v Speaker 2>So like Invader Degg and Underscore TV.

1544
01:17:23.319 --> 01:17:24.239
<v Speaker 3>Also watch.

1545
01:17:26.199 --> 01:17:27.720
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna get you to affiliate levels soon.

1546
01:17:27.760 --> 01:17:30.640
<v Speaker 3>There bummying this for a while. I want everyone I'm

1547
01:17:30.640 --> 01:17:33.640
<v Speaker 3>gonna shout out, uh, everybody, love everybody, everybody.

1548
01:17:33.359 --> 01:17:37.119
<v Speaker 2>Like you know, do the same ship now and the

1549
01:17:37.119 --> 01:17:40.960
<v Speaker 2>immortal words of Nate Dog Hey, hey, hey hey, smoke

1550
01:17:41.000 --> 01:17:41.560
<v Speaker 2>weed every day.

1551
01:17:41.600 --> 01:17:44.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm probably gonna microdose a little later and smoke

1552
01:17:44.359 --> 01:17:47.079
<v Speaker 3>that all right, fuck it all right, everybody, love everybody.

1553
01:17:47.199 --> 01:17:50.039
<v Speaker 3>We love you, guys. Appreciate everyone that listens, especially on

1554
01:17:50.119 --> 01:17:52.319
<v Speaker 3>the twitch. You get fucking super rock cuts.

1555
01:17:54.119 --> 01:17:56.520
<v Speaker 2>House of Trash available wherever you get your podcasts, Go

1556
01:17:56.800 --> 01:17:57.439
<v Speaker 2>support rate.

1557
01:17:57.960 --> 01:17:59.720
<v Speaker 3>It will soon be on the merch site. Because I

1558
01:18:00.119 --> 01:18:02.119
<v Speaker 3>really want a house a trash t shirt.

1559
01:18:02.159 --> 01:18:04.000
<v Speaker 2>I think this me too. I want to get some

1560
01:18:04.000 --> 01:18:05.960
<v Speaker 2>more designs made up, Bubba. We gotta fucking work on

1561
01:18:06.039 --> 01:18:06.760
<v Speaker 2>the well, work.

1562
01:18:06.680 --> 01:18:09.720
<v Speaker 3>On the designs. Able to talk to Tron who did

1563
01:18:10.199 --> 01:18:10.800
<v Speaker 3>this logo?

1564
01:18:11.880 --> 01:18:13.159
<v Speaker 2>Are beautiful or beautiful logo?

1565
01:18:13.279 --> 01:18:14.880
<v Speaker 3>Right? Well, well we're gonna talk. So we have in

1566
01:18:15.000 --> 01:18:17.720
<v Speaker 3>the works for new merch. If if people really do

1567
01:18:17.960 --> 01:18:21.079
<v Speaker 3>want the fuck the New World Order design, just talk

1568
01:18:21.119 --> 01:18:24.039
<v Speaker 3>to me. You can talk to me on Instagram at

1569
01:18:24.079 --> 01:18:27.199
<v Speaker 3>the Raptilian or Strange New podcast if you really want

1570
01:18:27.239 --> 01:18:29.000
<v Speaker 3>to sure this is fuck the New World Order and

1571
01:18:29.119 --> 01:18:31.600
<v Speaker 3>instead of like it says f u c K, but

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01:18:31.680 --> 01:18:34.800
<v Speaker 3>it's the U. It's Illuminati symbol burning let me know

1573
01:18:35.039 --> 01:18:37.479
<v Speaker 3>because I got it in it's it's there now, so

1574
01:18:37.600 --> 01:18:39.880
<v Speaker 3>I can't wait for my ship to come in. So

1575
01:18:39.960 --> 01:18:42.880
<v Speaker 3>I appreciate you guys. Love everybody. Everybody, love everybody, and

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01:18:43.159 --> 01:18:45.960
<v Speaker 3>uh yeah, I appreciate you Strange.

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01:18:49.199 --> 01:18:53.159
<v Speaker 4>I wonder what you would do if you have the

1578
01:18:53.279 --> 01:18:54.159
<v Speaker 4>power to dream.

1579
01:18:54.560 --> 01:18:55.039
<v Speaker 2>That's nice.

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01:18:55.119 --> 01:18:57.840
<v Speaker 5>Any dream you wanted to dream, you would I suppose

1581
01:18:58.439 --> 01:19:03.720
<v Speaker 5>shot out by pulling oreal witness you Christmas designed for yourself?

1582
01:19:03.840 --> 01:19:07.279
<v Speaker 3>What would be the most ecstatic light? The fast sleep?

1583
01:19:07.600 --> 01:19:10.520
<v Speaker 5>One had to be done, the bad dream happening to

1584
01:19:10.640 --> 01:19:14.920
<v Speaker 5>me running from tragedy, stuff of dramatically Scarborough.

1585
01:19:15.039 --> 01:19:17.479
<v Speaker 2>Reality is nothing but what has to be.

1586
01:19:18.000 --> 01:19:22.239
<v Speaker 5>Some of the facts we believe are probably predictable potion

1587
01:19:22.880 --> 01:19:26.399
<v Speaker 5>they massively constructed in build them minds up school kids.

1588
01:19:26.680 --> 01:19:30.479
<v Speaker 5>Trust the dollar bills, You're a foolish in the future

1589
01:19:30.720 --> 01:19:32.359
<v Speaker 5>rush human's swallen.

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01:19:32.000 --> 01:19:35.159
<v Speaker 2>Bills not now transmit and no one has a fucking

1591
01:19:35.199 --> 01:19:35.680
<v Speaker 2>clue of it.

1592
01:19:36.439 --> 01:19:40.079
<v Speaker 3>I'm confusing, ship, who is this? What is this? Is

1593
01:19:40.159 --> 01:19:41.640
<v Speaker 3>this an illusional a trick?

1594
01:19:42.079 --> 01:19:45.000
<v Speaker 2>It must be a Muslim trip. The earnest fucked.

1595
01:19:45.159 --> 01:19:49.239
<v Speaker 3>I now know who's done. The ship did wed this?

1596
01:19:49.840 --> 01:19:54.239
<v Speaker 5>Looking up hovering cruise ships another chief trick. Start sommoning

1597
01:19:54.399 --> 01:19:56.880
<v Speaker 5>demons with these lips as a dog.

1598
01:19:57.279 --> 01:19:59.880
<v Speaker 3>I was back in my bed, streaming as it he

1599
01:20:00.000 --> 01:20:04.000
<v Speaker 3>he slipped, hug, I have to be dead. The room

1600
01:20:04.119 --> 01:20:08.520
<v Speaker 3>goes black, that's red. As I see this shadow turned back,

1601
01:20:08.600 --> 01:20:09.319
<v Speaker 3>his heads.

1602
01:20:09.279 --> 01:20:10.920
<v Speaker 2>Start ring deep in my eyes.

1603
01:20:11.600 --> 01:20:13.640
<v Speaker 3>Then I wake, feel sleep, surprised.

1604
01:20:14.239 --> 01:20:15.840
<v Speaker 2>Take chokes O mes is a.

1605
01:20:15.880 --> 01:20:18.600
<v Speaker 3>Vibe saying no to the creeps in the sky.

1606
01:20:19.199 --> 01:20:22.000
<v Speaker 2>I played jokes like gonna make you bleed from your eyes.

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01:20:22.600 --> 01:20:25.640
<v Speaker 5>I just see inside your road's mind with the demon's hide.

1608
01:20:26.159 --> 01:20:29.880
<v Speaker 3>When you the phone and Nick screaming five, Why by

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01:20:30.000 --> 01:20:32.000
<v Speaker 3>the one that's demon nies, When.

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01:20:31.880 --> 01:20:35.079
<v Speaker 5>These all of you believe in nothing but lies, that

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01:20:35.359 --> 01:20:38.279
<v Speaker 5>doesn't come as any surprise.

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01:20:40.000 --> 01:20:41.079
<v Speaker 3>I'm made crowd at home.

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01:20:41.279 --> 01:20:44.000
<v Speaker 5>But down here ro sound and all mold, the beer

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01:20:44.239 --> 01:20:46.279
<v Speaker 5>and these bears, I'm gonna down the mall.

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01:20:46.640 --> 01:20:47.720
<v Speaker 1>Hold then, dear.

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01:20:47.880 --> 01:20:48.479
<v Speaker 3>Till I stop.

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01:20:48.600 --> 01:20:52.119
<v Speaker 5>Long round the fall. The coast is clear now, the

1618
01:20:52.199 --> 01:20:55.840
<v Speaker 5>laps putting out sprang here music pounced on the walls.

1619
01:20:56.079 --> 01:20:59.680
<v Speaker 5>Hear my music confusive and matter of rivers. Golf now

1620
01:21:00.239 --> 01:21:00.840
<v Speaker 5>in your head.

1621
01:21:01.239 --> 01:21:03.880
<v Speaker 6>Look at that dry gust when you spent your life,

1622
01:21:04.159 --> 01:21:07.760
<v Speaker 6>rush your heads, storm store till your record or a corpse.

1623
01:21:08.039 --> 01:21:11.600
<v Speaker 6>Why do we support the lies? No remorse for the

1624
01:21:11.680 --> 01:21:12.760
<v Speaker 6>course we're taken.

1625
01:21:13.239 --> 01:21:17.319
<v Speaker 5>You're forced to have been awakened from an ancient slumber.

1626
01:21:17.800 --> 01:21:19.159
<v Speaker 3>These around, these graves.

1627
01:21:19.239 --> 01:21:22.279
<v Speaker 6>I wonder as a takeshot on the podcast you Hey,

1628
01:21:22.279 --> 01:21:27.000
<v Speaker 6>you as a monster, hate the imposters, foster arrange image

1629
01:21:27.039 --> 01:21:30.600
<v Speaker 6>of yourself, done us some religion. Words won't help when

1630
01:21:30.680 --> 01:21:33.880
<v Speaker 6>you're bringing in the health for a vision from a book.

1631
01:21:33.800 --> 01:21:34.359
<v Speaker 2>On a shelf.

1632
01:21:34.720 --> 01:21:35.760
<v Speaker 3>Look at yourselves?

1633
01:21:35.920 --> 01:21:36.760
<v Speaker 2>Who the fuck are you?

1634
01:21:37.279 --> 01:21:41.119
<v Speaker 5>You're nothing new, You must be confused, You ain't shit shot,

1635
01:21:41.239 --> 01:21:44.079
<v Speaker 5>all the boos wasted and tell you wait till your

1636
01:21:44.119 --> 01:21:47.880
<v Speaker 5>face bitch, you're the ladiest news. Everybody hates you, and

1637
01:21:48.039 --> 01:21:50.920
<v Speaker 5>there's way to change your life, but it takes pain

1638
01:21:51.079 --> 01:21:54.520
<v Speaker 5>and sacrifice, and you would move over to.

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01:21:54.600 --> 01:21:55.920
<v Speaker 2>An advenureous dimensions.

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01:21:56.640 --> 01:22:01.039
<v Speaker 5>Well, there was sudden dangerous involved through really, and you

1641
01:22:01.119 --> 01:22:03.279
<v Speaker 5>could rescue princesses from dragon.

1642
01:22:03.039 --> 01:22:07.680
<v Speaker 6>And skip and go on dangerous journeys, make wonderful explosions

1643
01:22:07.720 --> 01:22:08.399
<v Speaker 6>and blow them up.

1644
01:22:09.439 --> 01:22:13.159
<v Speaker 2>Eventually get into contest with enemies. And after you've done

1645
01:22:13.199 --> 01:22:14.000
<v Speaker 2>that for some time

1646
01:22:14.680 --> 01:22:17.079
<v Speaker 1>You'll think up a new wrinkle to forget that you

1647
01:22:17.159 --> 01:22:19.479
<v Speaker 1>were dreaming so you would think it was all for real.