Speaker 1: It's one on one point three. Katie w b I here,
Speaker 1: pound's doing some sit up. She's getting in shape before
Speaker 1: her her Waii trip coming up, And like, tomorrow, do
Speaker 1: you think.
Speaker 2: I can get abs by tomorrow if I start now?
Speaker 1: I do think, because you got that pilates bodies now.
Speaker 2: I always tell Jake all the time that if I
Speaker 2: lost thirty ish pounds, I would be so cut because
Speaker 2: I know that I have, Like I can feel the
Speaker 2: abs like I'm not and I'm you think I'm kidding,
Speaker 2: I'm not, but.
Speaker 1: I don't let me see you real quick.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to punch my on abs. Whatever. He's
Speaker 2: a chocolate cake. I mean, make myself sick, makes sense.
Speaker 2: I need to talk to you about No. It's first
Speaker 2: of all, you've been doing something around the office for
Speaker 2: the past week.
Speaker 1: I'm not harassing anyone.
Speaker 2: First I thought, hope not. First I thought this is
Speaker 2: a joke. But then I saw you doing it without me,
Speaker 2: like you didn't even know I was watching, And I'm like, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: this is a new thing he's doing.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I will tell you, and You've got to stop. It's
Speaker 2: very embarrassing and people are actually talking about it behind
Speaker 2: your back?
Speaker 1: Now? What are you saying?
Speaker 2: Five minutes, I'll tell you one O one point three
Speaker 2: KATIEWB with Fallon and Colt. I need to confront you
Speaker 2: about something. You're my dear friend, but I also want
Speaker 2: to look out for you. You've been in this building for
Speaker 2: about a year now, Okay.
Speaker 1: Is somebody doing something behind my back? What's going on?
Speaker 2: People are talking about it? And this is similar this.
Speaker 2: I've had to confront you about something similar before. You
Speaker 2: remember about nine months ago I caught you trying to
Speaker 2: sound cool with my step son. You're really trying to
Speaker 2: drop yes, and I was and you were like no,
Speaker 2: and I had audio proof. I don't have audio proof
Speaker 2: this time. But you're doing it again.
Speaker 1: I'm not I've.
Speaker 2: Noticed you talk. You do, but every now and then
Speaker 2: you start working in things. And at first I thought
Speaker 2: you were doing it truly to trigger me, like I thought, oh,
Speaker 2: he's doing this as a bit, And then I caught you.
Speaker 2: You've been saying a phrase over and over again, quippie quippie.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no quippi quippie No.
Speaker 2: Explain how you've been using it.
Speaker 1: It's like when you see a video that makes you emotional,
Speaker 1: like a clip of a video over like a podcast,
Speaker 1: so I'll be like, oh, that's a Quippi Quippi because
Speaker 1: it's like all video made you like emotional like clip.
Speaker 1: It's a little clip Clippi clip quippiequippie.
Speaker 2: But why is that called quippie quippie Number one? You
Speaker 2: don't even know. You don't even know. I guarantee you
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: That's what I heard. My little brother was there.
Speaker 2: It is there, it is so I don't even think
Speaker 2: you're using it right because you've been working it into
Speaker 2: maybe every possible conversation. I walked past our boss's office
Speaker 2: and I don't even know what you're talking about. I
Speaker 2: heard you say Qippi Quippie. There's no chance anything you
Speaker 2: and our boss Rich was talking about would have any
Speaker 2: type of connection to Quippi Quippi.
Speaker 1: It was about like a basketball team and they were
Speaker 1: like super hyped on like maybe when and then they lost.
Speaker 1: That was such a sad quippie quippie.
Speaker 2: Do you hear yourself? Pause? What what do you listen
Speaker 2: to yourself? Repeat this sentence you.
Speaker 1: Just said it was like a basketball compilation. I was
Speaker 1: like sad or whatever. I was like, dude, that's such
Speaker 1: a sad quippi quippie.
Speaker 2: You know it's ridiculous. Cameras.
Speaker 1: No, they're not guarantee you.
Speaker 2: There's someone out there, surere someone fifteen years younger than
Speaker 2: you is dropping the work and they should stop too,
Speaker 2: because it's also it's I don't even care if you're
Speaker 2: a youth. That's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: If someone had you need to tell me.
Speaker 2: Everything I do is embarrassing, I can tell them and
Speaker 2: you fake you? Are you good?
Speaker 1: You could know if someone had a camera on us
Speaker 1: one sorry second.
Speaker 2: One, I was gonna say, you're welcome, blessing.
Speaker 1: They would look at this conversation and be like, this
Speaker 1: is such this is a quipi quippi right, because it's
Speaker 1: just sad the way it's It's okay if you don't
Speaker 1: understand the lingo and like you're not up on it,
Speaker 1: You're right, I'm not anymore.
Speaker 2: Quick with it. You just proved your own point, but
Speaker 2: you're not.
Speaker 1: By saying, how many help me understand this? Because no,
Speaker 1: I do think the only I'm the only person I've
Speaker 1: heard say outside of my little brother.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're claiming everyone saying it. But then you
Speaker 2: completely contradict yourself and say you've heard not a single
Speaker 2: other person say it.
Speaker 1: But also, I'm around an older generation.
Speaker 2: Don't you dare? Don't you dare? No, you're not. You're
Speaker 2: around your wife who's younger than you all day. She
Speaker 2: doesn't say it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a mom. She's okay, that's a lie. That's
Speaker 1: actually not a lie. She's a mom.
Speaker 2: Getting confusing, all right, anyway, So stop saying quickpi quipi cad.
Speaker 2: You sound stupid, stupid?
Speaker 1: All right, cool, awesome.
Speaker 2: Also, maybe take a sick day occasionally. Quit spread your German. No,
Speaker 2: I said, I don't want you to come in, but
Speaker 2: I need you to come in. There's a big difference.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, qui quip and cold. It's the
Speaker 2: unbelievable story of the day on one O one. It's
Speaker 2: true what they say. You're never too old a more
Speaker 2: and more, by the way, I do see like women
Speaker 2: and they're like fifties, sixties, they're just like starting over.
Speaker 2: They're like I'm changing careers or I'm leaving a bad
Speaker 2: relationship or whatever it is. Love it. But you're also
Speaker 2: apparently never too old to have a baby now women
Speaker 2: usually This actually happened this season on the Bachelor. I
Speaker 2: didn't watch it, but I've watched like some summaries, because
Speaker 2: I guess it was a very shocking one.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: He basically told the one woman the whole time, you're it,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to change my mind. And then he
Speaker 2: picked the other woman, and really it really did surprise everyone,
Speaker 2: and what it came down to, it seems the one
Speaker 2: that everyone thought he was going to pick. She's thirty
Speaker 2: one years old, and she's like, I have a two
Speaker 2: year timeline. I want to start having kids as a
Speaker 2: thirty one year old woman. You do actually have to
Speaker 2: start thinking about that because there's a biological clock. To him,
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm a man, thirty one years old, plenty
Speaker 2: of time, So I want to have fun first. So
Speaker 2: I can see like both sides.
Speaker 1: But oh, okay, so what we're saying he wants to
Speaker 1: have fun with her because it's like technically a new relationship.
Speaker 2: He wants to have fun in general, I think. Okay,
Speaker 2: so he chose the other girl basically, I think based
Speaker 2: on he didn't want to, like within two years start
Speaker 2: having kids. Yeah, so a lot of women do worry
Speaker 2: about the biological clock. But keep this in mind. Okay,
Speaker 2: this woman and she loves having kids Okay. Her name
Speaker 2: is Alexandra. She just gave birth to her tenth child.
Speaker 2: And guess how old she is?
Speaker 1: Okay, I saw it. She's like seventy something. No, oh,
Speaker 1: she's not.
Speaker 2: She's sixty six though.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean pretty close.
Speaker 2: The baby boys might. Philip delivered via C section, healthy,
Speaker 2: seven pounds thirteen ounces sixty welcome by his nine siblings,
Speaker 2: who range in age from two to forty six.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: She insists she did it naturally, without the use of
Speaker 2: fertility drugs, and she just thinks it's a it's a beautiful,
Speaker 2: wonderful thing, which it is, but that is an unbelievable
Speaker 2: I just cannot imagine. Even at thirty when I got
Speaker 2: pregnant at thirty four and delivered at thirty five, they
Speaker 2: told me it was a geriatric pregnancy. So what is
Speaker 2: sixty six?
Speaker 1: Is she sniffing like salt, like smelling smelling sauce, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Is she mighty ask that where is the energy to
Speaker 1: keith ub with like a two year old and then
Speaker 1: an infants a.
Speaker 2: Forty six year old? For all I know, half of
Speaker 2: a lot of the time when you have like ten kids,
Speaker 2: half your other kids are raising your younger ones, right, That's.
Speaker 1: What I did say. She was like, it's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 1: Everyone should have more kids. It's like, all right, but
Speaker 1: you gotta at what expense Because I had a lot
Speaker 1: of siblings growing up. It's like, dude, I feel like
Speaker 1: what there was just no pairent around. It was just
Speaker 1: as kids just I don't even know how half bus
Speaker 1: survived half the time. So it's like, do you only
Speaker 1: have four eyeballs between the two of you, right, and
Speaker 1: you got ten kids?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: What are they doing lighting roads on fire? Like little
Speaker 1: brother Cannon.
Speaker 2: That's first of all happens this woman though. I mean,
Speaker 2: I hope at this point her forty six year old
Speaker 2: kid is taking care of itself.
Speaker 1: At this point, you would think. But but the people
Speaker 1: out there that's true.
Speaker 2: Oh no, trust me. I'm totally on your side. I
Speaker 2: had one kid and I have a step so I
Speaker 2: had one kid on my own. I'm like, I'm good.
Speaker 2: Get even a magistan KATWB.
Speaker 1: One on one point three KDWB.
Speaker 2: Okay, a few updates on Ariana Grande. So she dropped
Speaker 2: I know you're on the andre your seat. She dropped
Speaker 2: her new I guess it's like the extended version of
Speaker 2: her album and the Sternal Sunshine at Midnight. I listened
Speaker 2: to a few things and I liked one. Unish you
Speaker 2: know when they do the extended version only has like
Speaker 2: three or four but she's supposed to be dropping like
Speaker 2: a kind of short film to go along with it. Okay,
Speaker 2: So in one of the songs, because of course they
Speaker 2: made it like ooh about who's it about? Right? They
Speaker 2: think that the song twilight Zone is about her ex
Speaker 2: husband Dalton Gomez because in it she sings, were we
Speaker 2: just mistake and disguised our intentions? Our nest was a masquerade.
Speaker 2: Why do I still protect you? Pretend these songs aren't
Speaker 2: about you. So people are like, oh, so that means
Speaker 2: probably her other song that she denied was about him,
Speaker 2: about him past life probably was about him. But then
Speaker 2: they think, well, what songs about her new guy? Right,
Speaker 2: Ethan Slater. They think that the song Hamstead is about
Speaker 2: him because she lived in that neighborhood in London while
Speaker 2: filming Wicked, which is where they met. But then the
Speaker 2: craziest thing is I saw today that there's rumors that
Speaker 2: she and Ethan have quietly split, but like they have
Speaker 2: to keep it on the down low because I have
Speaker 2: a movie to promote. There's The Wicked Too, comes out
Speaker 2: at the end of this year.
Speaker 1: Wait, so there're no. Doesn't seem kind of like a
Speaker 1: waste of time, like everything that happened.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, you don't know if that's true, if
Speaker 2: they're really split or not, but let's be honest, I
Speaker 2: assume they will split at some point.
Speaker 1: I called it by the way. I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I love the Sladonator.
Speaker 2: No, but it's a weird.
Speaker 1: But it's like, dude, all right, come on. Like, first
Speaker 1: of all, with Arian Grande's track record, it's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know if she's gonna make a pit I think
Speaker 1: you're just a pit stop, bro. I feel like there's
Speaker 1: some other obums out there.
Speaker 2: Secondly, it's already on a Grande though I feel like
Speaker 2: I would I be allure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like throw it away. But I don't know,
Speaker 1: like maybe his relationship is like already kind of rocky
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't know that part.
Speaker 1: But it's like, dude, just I don't know.
Speaker 2: Will Smith also dropped an album which I have not
Speaker 2: listened to, and I don't I have no interest. I
Speaker 2: feel bad, but I have no interest.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, you to every other person.
Speaker 2: I know, a Phil, I'm like, why are you dropping
Speaker 2: an album? I don't get it. I mean you should
Speaker 2: be able to I guess, but why He's like, I
Speaker 2: haven't have one like twenty years or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was talking about like, uh, I mean after
Speaker 1: the slap and stuff, he was like, I just need
Speaker 1: to focus on me. I don't want to be relevant anymore.
Speaker 1: And it's like, bro, it feels like you're doing everything
Speaker 1: to kind of stay relevant.
Speaker 2: Well, he is mostly TikTok stuff, but he's like, he
Speaker 2: did an interview and he's like, I reached out to
Speaker 2: two people, Jay Z and Kendrick Lamar about this album.
Speaker 2: They both basically told him the same thing of like,
Speaker 2: you have to be honest. You may want to be
Speaker 2: like the other younger rappers, but you are not like
Speaker 2: them anymore. And their stories might be cool, but you
Speaker 2: have to be honest to who you actually are now,
Speaker 2: which is a good thing. I mean, he rapped about,
Speaker 2: you know, growing up and what it's like kind of
Speaker 2: like you've been so far removed from that. You're a
Speaker 2: rich celebrity. So they say that the song based on
Speaker 2: a true story or that's the name of the album,
Speaker 2: but he has the song that's he talks about the
Speaker 2: slap and getting canceled and everything. So I don't know,
Speaker 2: that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That need for validation just like never goes away, never
Speaker 1: goes away. There.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it gets worse because you then you
Speaker 2: become famous, but then there's the desperation, the clawing to
Speaker 2: stay relevant, and that is hard. I mean, we even
Speaker 2: have a little bit of that in our job, and
Speaker 2: we're not even Will Smith.
Speaker 1: Benny Blanco is like the only person who seems like.
Speaker 2: Doesn't really there at all. He truly doesn't. New movies
Speaker 2: to check out this weekend, there's the new Jenna or
Speaker 2: Tega movie if you're interested in that, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you want me to stop talking. That one's called Death
Speaker 2: of a Unicorn. Also with Paul Rudd, The Woman in
Speaker 2: the Yard, and the new Jason staithe On movie A
Speaker 2: working Man but also snow White, still in theaters. Will
Speaker 2: it do better this weekend?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Even the son of the director has come out saying
Speaker 2: how Rachel Zegler screwed them all over and that his
Speaker 2: dad had a flyout basically a shaker and be like
Speaker 2: stop talking. You're ruining our movie. So eeke act that
Speaker 2: is your pop ca, your minute. We're gonna come back
Speaker 2: with anyone listening, who on one on one point three?
Speaker 2: Katiewbu one katiew do with Fallon and Colt? Anyone I
Speaker 2: know what this is in here? Anyone listening who got
Speaker 2: judged for something recently? Is this because of earlier when
Speaker 2: I called you out for saying a lot.
Speaker 1: Of stuff quick Equippi. Then you said I wasn't a
Speaker 1: firefighter and I couldn't climb trees. You have me like
Speaker 1: marching around the courtyard area.
Speaker 2: You made a very aggressive blanket statement that you were
Speaker 2: a firefighter. You were not you immediately you immediately took
Speaker 2: it back and said, IDD drove for a couple months.
Speaker 2: How in the world does it make you a firefighter?
Speaker 1: I was the first responder for the first responders. That
Speaker 1: feel like, then you.
Speaker 2: Made a bold statement I can climb any tree any time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I did. No, you can see it video proved.
Speaker 2: We do have a video up of us testing that
Speaker 2: you'll see how well he did fallon and cold. But
Speaker 2: the Quippiquippi, Yeah that wanted to judge you for Okay,
Speaker 2: you're right, I have been judging you a lot lately,
Speaker 2: just a little bit. But you've also been lying a
Speaker 2: lot lately, not even a little bit. If you fit
Speaker 2: into that category, you can call us at six five, one,
Speaker 2: nine eight nine KTEWB. Anyone listening, who quits smoking this year?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Wis march?
Speaker 4: I know?
Speaker 1: I want to hear you. How's it been? Are you
Speaker 1: craving it? You want maybe we could like break that?
Speaker 1: Uh the sobriety you have right now with you? I
Speaker 1: don't know, I've just seen it. I just want to test.
Speaker 2: I can tell you who he hasn't quit smoking? My
Speaker 2: dad call my god. When he hugged me, I was like, well,
Speaker 2: secondhand smoke back in the lungs. I had been clean
Speaker 2: for a few years.
Speaker 1: He looks so good for his age and how much
Speaker 1: he smokes.
Speaker 2: Though, yeah he does.
Speaker 1: You're right, he's a lot less greasy than I thought.
Speaker 2: And anyone listening who is staying home for spring break?
Speaker 1: Wait? Let me hit the if you're staying on for
Speaker 1: spring break thing? Hold on one second and.
Speaker 2: Sad music.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy? My wife is so she's like,
Speaker 1: do we gotta go? So we gotta do something. I
Speaker 1: was like this week, first time I went on spring break.
Speaker 1: I was like fifteen. I was like, it wasn't it that.
Speaker 1: She was like, no, everyone goes on spring break. I'm like,
Speaker 1: maybe if you're rich. I was like, I feel I
Speaker 1: drove to Florida once when I was fifteen and.
Speaker 2: Really never did anything. Barely.
Speaker 1: We just slapped in a van at a Walmart parking
Speaker 1: lot in Florida.
Speaker 2: Which that's also unsafe.
Speaker 1: It's not even a spring break at that point. It's
Speaker 1: just homelessness.
Speaker 2: I could say. At that point I brought out his home.
Speaker 5: It's off for really, if you've drove to a hot
Speaker 5: climate to send a van, oh my god, you get
Speaker 5: those categories.
Speaker 1: Give us a call.
Speaker 2: Six nine eight nine ktewb oh my gosh, Cold's favorite song.
Speaker 2: Anyone listening who got judged for something recently, quit smoking
Speaker 2: this year, or staying home for spring break.
Speaker 1: You're not staying home. You're flexing on everybody. You're going
Speaker 1: to to MAUI just actually.
Speaker 2: Haven't been flexing. You have brought it up endlessly.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm actually bragging about your vacation as
Speaker 1: if it's my vacation. I know, to make you feel
Speaker 1: that's sick.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow morning, see you suckers. One on one point three
Speaker 2: Katie w b with Fallon and Colt. Yesterday I went
Speaker 2: and got my butt waxed right after the show.
Speaker 1: T M I.
Speaker 5: It's t M I, but you're, by the way, you're
Speaker 5: extra laughter.
Speaker 1: I gotta know, how do you just trust someone? Don't
Speaker 1: you have to like get like build up a trust
Speaker 1: situation or no.
Speaker 2: Let me okay, first of all, a scrap, but this
Speaker 2: is what happened. Actually, Okay, So I'm going on spring
Speaker 2: break and I was like, I'm just gonna do this,
Speaker 2: and everyone's like everyone was. I was talking about it
Speaker 2: on the show because like, can you set up appointment
Speaker 2: just to get that wax? It seems so you can,
Speaker 2: by the way, But I also was like, you know, yeh,
Speaker 2: it's little insecure. I don't do this often. I just
Speaker 2: wanted to be, you know, hair free. So I go in. No,
Speaker 2: and to answer your question, no, we don't need to
Speaker 2: know each other. I want, you know, usually for a massage.
Speaker 2: Her name, but you know how like in a massage,
Speaker 2: you usually walk in into like say, undressed, your comfort
Speaker 2: and then knock on the door and I'll come back in.
Speaker 2: She didn't leave, so I just pulled my pants and
Speaker 2: undies off. She's like yeah, she's like based down on
Speaker 2: the bed.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on one second,
Speaker 1: we tell you. Let me tell you.
Speaker 5: I've never felt less sexual in my life. Okay, it's
Speaker 5: a vulnerable state. Now, imagine tells you to reach your
Speaker 5: arms back because you have to assist.
Speaker 2: Wait, well you got you gotta give it a stir
Speaker 2: up situation, just fret. Oh my god, I would actually
Speaker 2: die if another spread it.
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a I'm a specialist.
Speaker 2: Sandwich artists. Anyway, it was easy, breezy, though, guys, just
Speaker 2: want you know, I feel like a wet sealed now.
Speaker 2: I could skip across the top of water.
Speaker 1: How much? How much was this? Okay, she's a pervert,
Speaker 1: she's just doing it.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you not diminish a profession?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Man, hey, no, it was great.
Speaker 1: Was there any music in the background?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I was sweaty and okay, can you
Speaker 2: imagine it had like anad?
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: I feel fresh and clean.
Speaker 1: What do you do you shake hands after?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: How do you say a bottle up?
Speaker 2: First of all, I stood up, I put my underwearm
Speaker 2: pants back, on I said, I said, have a good day.
Speaker 1: They show you what they ripped off or now No, but.
Speaker 2: I bet you wouldn't buy asked I didn't want to
Speaker 2: see it? O my god, mad for.
Speaker 1: Why should you? I feel like sometimes when you're around
Speaker 1: little kids, you're supposed to feel a little like superior,
Speaker 1: Like you got the knowledge, you know what's going on,
Speaker 1: you have the street crowd, you have the all the
Speaker 1: information authority as well. I was at an elementary school today.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: I never felt more like an idiot, even working with me.
Speaker 1: Can I let me tell you what they have for?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what first graders are doing? Well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, when we come back and I.
Speaker 1: Feel like there's just no way in like fifteen years,
Speaker 1: they're going to surpass all of us willing to be homeless.
Speaker 2: Well hopefully not. Well, there are kids. I hope that
Speaker 2: he gets into considerations to the curb.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I found out. This is crazy, okay,
Speaker 1: And literally five minutes on one point three, Katie to
Speaker 1: be a found ocults. I'm touring in elementary school from
Speaker 1: a five year old, which I feel like, your kids
Speaker 1: just act up as soon as they're not supposed to.
Speaker 2: Does that happen to you sometimes, like we got photos
Speaker 2: I want to say, like the end of last year,
Speaker 2: and all is usually very cooperative, and she refused to
Speaker 2: do anything the photographer told her, and I was like
Speaker 2: sweating trying to get her to like like like not
Speaker 2: be my normal self, like how it would be at home.
Speaker 2: So I'm like like whispering her.
Speaker 1: You're like, now, goodness back, That's exactly what was happening.
Speaker 1: The principle was like, here's the stuffed animally, like I
Speaker 1: hate animals. I'm like, what, what would you say?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 1: But no, as I'm touring around this place, first of all, dude,
Speaker 1: what there's like multiple languages all over the place, which
Speaker 1: I didn't even have the option for. They taught me
Speaker 1: English where I was.
Speaker 2: In school when I started, they were like, you can
Speaker 2: choose Spanish or French. And I was like, oh, I
Speaker 2: think when I do French, like we don't have that
Speaker 2: anymore like two days ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah no.
Speaker 2: And then the Spanish, by the way, was a woman
Speaker 2: who would just have us look up words in the
Speaker 2: Spanish dictionary. She's like, yeah, that sounds right. Didn't learn
Speaker 2: it at all. It was terrible.
Speaker 1: So they're like going through the program and they're like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: this year is kind of like, you know, we teach
Speaker 1: them how to read novels. They'll be able to read
Speaker 1: like Twilight or whatever. And I'm like, all right, that's crazy.
Speaker 5: They never ever said book to read Twilight? Why do
Speaker 5: you work Twilight to every conversation due?
Speaker 1: And then next year they start they have like these
Speaker 1: robots and they start aren't coding And I was like, so,
Speaker 1: what do you mean coding? And they're like, yeah, they'll
Speaker 1: be able to like code robots. And then by third
Speaker 1: grade they'll be able to like make their own websites.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what when programs? But we got left behind?
Speaker 2: What do you want to learn cursive?
Speaker 1: Grow up? I don't know, like I just feel I
Speaker 1: feel I feel Actually I was so upset. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is unfair. We need to hide all this. What
Speaker 1: are we doing? Why are we giving them all this information?
Speaker 1: By the time they graduate, They're just gonna decimate all
Speaker 1: of us.
Speaker 2: There's no not only that, you know, how out of
Speaker 2: date my schooling was. My fifth grade teacher made us
Speaker 2: learn Morris code.
Speaker 1: Why we want to use that? At the time?
Speaker 2: Do you remember I was learning how to do things.
Speaker 1: From the past. Can you run out of KDW picture?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't forget it.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, here's the thing, because I was talking to my
Speaker 1: buddy about this, who's like a college admissions person, and
Speaker 1: he was like, I tell people all the time, if
Speaker 1: you're getting in to computer tech, don't like a fourth
Speaker 1: grader will know what you know by the time you
Speaker 1: graduate with this degree. Just don't. So it's crazy. It's
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm glad. I feel like there's gonna be
Speaker 1: a lot of success. But also it's done though, dude,
Speaker 1: if we in ten fifteen.
Speaker 2: Years, yeah, man, No, this is they're trying to impress
Speaker 2: you on a tour. It's like when the apartment complex
Speaker 2: shows you, like the one nice apartment, they make sure
Speaker 2: and take you the one where people aren't like hanging
Speaker 2: out over the side of the railing shirtless peeing off
Speaker 2: their balcony. When your kid actually goes there, half that
Speaker 2: equipment is probably going to be broken. Only one kid's
Speaker 2: gonna understand it. That otheryone's like, oh, I just pete
Speaker 2: and my pants again. I mean, trust me, you're fine.
Speaker 1: I have actors as stand ins for the teachers. They
Speaker 1: get their like shot out, like, yeah, I feel good
Speaker 1: about it, but also crazy, d I feel left behind.
Speaker 2: That's what it is, really So well, we recently had
Speaker 2: high schoolers and you didn't know how to do a
Speaker 2: point five photos. So you're even farther behind than me.
Speaker 2: You're so embarrassed, jes.
Speaker 1: Today's trending with felon and cold on one one.
Speaker 2: Wh Yeah, there's a term for me that I didn't
Speaker 2: even know existed for back when I used to date,
Speaker 2: called flood lighting. It's when you expose way too much
Speaker 2: about yourself, way too sick.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like you still do that. To
Speaker 1: be fair, you start about getting your booty wax.
Speaker 2: I ma, it feels weirder when you say booty wax.
Speaker 2: By the way, it makes me feel like dubbed to
Speaker 2: beat ubs. I forgot about that too. So basically, you'd
Speaker 2: be on a date and be like, I'm an only child,
Speaker 2: hate my dad, I'm on a cleanse, have a ton
Speaker 2: of debt, and technically I'm banned from Walmart.
Speaker 1: It's literally you.
Speaker 5: This go through.
Speaker 2: I'll have some games every time, Okay. The only one
Speaker 2: that's not you is I'm an only child. It's actually
Speaker 2: worse because you're like, I'm one of like twenty kids.
Speaker 1: Let's hear this hate my dad. Well, I don't talk
Speaker 1: to them.
Speaker 5: I'm on a cleanse, usually have a ton of debt. Technically,
Speaker 5: I'm banned from Walmart.
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 1: When you try to steal a ripstick out the garden section,
Speaker 1: they don't. They don't like it that much.
Speaker 2: That's fine, to be fair.
Speaker 1: I could have run away from the security.
Speaker 2: Why are you constantly why are you defending yourself? You
Speaker 2: acknowledged that was something stupid you did as a kid,
Speaker 2: so don't go back on my My.
Speaker 1: Friend was in the trailer park right behind Walmart. I
Speaker 1: could have just zoomed out of there, but I didn't. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was a countable congrats.
Speaker 2: Congrats on being an accountable fat thief. I don't know
Speaker 2: what I'm supposed to do here. Breast milk flavored ice cream?
Speaker 2: You in or not?
Speaker 1: I feel like you definitely need to be on a
Speaker 1: list if you buy that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, it's there's no real breast milk in it.
Speaker 2: It's from the company Freda Out. That's what your feel
Speaker 2: breaker was, because there's no real breast milk has the flavors.
Speaker 1: This is weird.
Speaker 2: Weird before creamy nutrient packed a hint of nuts and
Speaker 2: it has a lot of the same nutrients you get
Speaker 2: from breast milk. And guess what it's being It's not.
Speaker 2: It's not April fols. It's being delivered in nine months.
Speaker 2: It'll be available in December.
Speaker 1: It was a little April fools, but they said it's not.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure that they did, but I want
Speaker 1: to be surprised.
Speaker 2: A team of doctors in Italy gave patients high tech
Speaker 2: t shirts designed to track their heart rate and body
Speaker 2: temperature and their cong them smart shirts. Would you wear
Speaker 2: one of those?
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I don't really care that much.
Speaker 2: You constantly try to work into every conversation that you work.
Speaker 1: Out you have them. There's proof that I don't. I'm
Speaker 1: just right there all.
Speaker 2: The data, you know what, track them? The data if
Speaker 2: you always lie about running earlier.
Speaker 1: Actly, my wife's like, wait, you just sat at the
Speaker 1: park for two hours. What do you do.
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 1: It was lower than it's ever You're actually a laying
Speaker 1: down fetal position. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Okay, that you're trending on kW on one on one
Speaker 2: point three KATWB with Balin and cult. It's after school
Speaker 2: pop quiz. Let's get you some Nickelodeon Universe passes. You
Speaker 2: can call right now to win a pair of those
Speaker 2: at six, five, one, nine, eight nine, KATIEWB. If it's
Speaker 2: your first time listening, welcome. You answer some trivia questions
Speaker 2: and whoever gets the most correcked wins. If you've been
Speaker 2: here for a million years, you know you gotta you
Speaker 2: gotta know your middle school level trivia basically, and we
Speaker 2: try to keep it easy for you. But there's only
Speaker 2: so much we can do. You know only so much.
Speaker 2: I know that I would probably get at least two
Speaker 2: of these wrong if I hadn't looked up to answer myself. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there we go, Hi, Katie w B. What's your name?
Speaker 1: Rachel?
Speaker 2: Rachel? Okay, hold on one second, Rachel. Let's get your competitor, Hi,
Speaker 2: what's your name?
Speaker 6: What was it?
Speaker 2: Levi? All right, Levi and Rachel. You're competing against each other.
Speaker 2: Whoever gets the most correct wins, and when you know
Speaker 2: the answer, you chime in with your name. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 2: Which shape is on a soccer ball? Yes?
Speaker 1: Rachel?
Speaker 2: A pentagon not a pentagon? Levi? Octagon not octagon.
Speaker 1: It's a hexagon, so close. One of the gons, one
Speaker 1: of the gons.
Speaker 2: Question number two, how long is a marathon? Rachel think
Speaker 2: it was?
Speaker 6: Levi?
Speaker 2: Is it not six miles? Rachel?
Speaker 3: A marathon is twenty six point two?
Speaker 1: Isn't it?
Speaker 2: That is correct? Rachel?
Speaker 1: LEVI get a chance in your marathon telling people you're
Speaker 1: doing marathons out here.
Speaker 5: So I doubled it.
Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha?
Speaker 2: Uh here we go. This one's difficult. Which state produces
Speaker 2: the most apples? Yes, Levi, Georgia not Georgia. I think
Speaker 2: they're the leader. Impeaches probably Rachel Washington. Yes, why do
Speaker 2: you know that?
Speaker 1: Rachel?
Speaker 2: It's so impressive?
Speaker 1: Hey, Ray, what is going on? Well?
Speaker 2: Levi, thanks for trying. I apologize you did not grab
Speaker 2: the passes today. But Rachel, you got a pair of
Speaker 2: nick you passes.
Speaker 6: Gay, it's about time for Histou with fallon and cold?
Speaker 1: Now, why are you looking at me? What's going on?
Speaker 2: I'm excited to hear what I'm to be a part
Speaker 2: of this history?
Speaker 1: Lesson? Okay, the lineage started in one thousand AD. Okay,
Speaker 1: what lineage? We're going to fast forward to seventeen thirteen.
Speaker 2: I'm bat with masks.
Speaker 1: When a ship cruises into the ports Nolins, Nolins, Nolins.
Speaker 2: If you're not from there, are you allowed to say
Speaker 2: Nolins or is that like annoying like you do just
Speaker 2: say New Orleans?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I got I got family.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, all the time I lived in the
Speaker 2: South for a little bit. That's so different than oh
Speaker 2: my god, go on Louise.
Speaker 1: And is right next to Texas. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: So this ship right, think about this seventeen thirteen. This
Speaker 1: ship is out kind of like in the bay, but
Speaker 1: close enough to the land where like people can see
Speaker 1: what's going on.
Speaker 2: I honestly surprise ships were even built in seventeen thirteen.
Speaker 1: Crazy. Yeah, So then the people on land are like,
Speaker 1: what's going on?
Speaker 2: We're gonna sit there.
Speaker 1: What's happening?
Speaker 2: What's the vibe?
Speaker 1: So they take little boats, which is crazy. They just
Speaker 1: row their way out to the boat middle of the
Speaker 1: night to sneak kind of do like a special ops
Speaker 1: hard to sneak too. Right, they get on the ship.
Speaker 1: There's nothing, nobody there. What until something goes by? Something
Speaker 1: else goes by?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: They look to the ground. There's a bunch of bloody bodies.
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Then, out of nowhere, one of the people who climb
Speaker 1: aboard the boat snatch up another one snatched up.
Speaker 2: What's happened?
Speaker 1: There's one person there? Oh my god. And that is
Speaker 1: how the Originals start on Prime that you can stream
Speaker 1: on your flight to Maui. The Originals the Vampire Diaries
Speaker 1: kind of branch off of.
Speaker 2: So but I cannot stand you before we started this,
Speaker 2: he goes, I have a history, really, but you're not
Speaker 2: gonna like it since no one else is on the
Speaker 2: inside of this joke. For about a month now, Colt's
Speaker 2: been trying to like, act like the TV shows. Originals
Speaker 2: that came out in twenty eighteen is a new TV show.
Speaker 2: He's so into it. He keeps trying to get me
Speaker 2: to be into it. That's point one point two. I'm
Speaker 2: going on an airplane tomorrow. Every day this week for
Speaker 2: small talk, he's been like, what movies you're gonna watch
Speaker 2: on the planet. I don't know. I haven't thought about
Speaker 2: it every day. Have you downloaded anything yet?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: The last like Solo on my priority. So, just to
Speaker 2: catch you up on this inside joke, he just wasted
Speaker 2: all of our lives with a fake histo really just
Speaker 2: to try to get me what the originals the play? No,
Speaker 2: you won't watch the show the pit on which act?
Speaker 1: Watch the pit?
Speaker 4: Fine, miss out on great Time, watch's pretty good.
Speaker 1: And that's really I don't have words. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Today's deep dive is on Good Charlotte's the Anthem on
Speaker 2: Katie w b. Joel, who is one half of Good
Speaker 2: Charlotte with his brother Benji Madden, their twins, said the
Speaker 2: anthem was a special song. When I was nineteen, the
Speaker 2: first time we went out to LA and met one
Speaker 2: of my heroes, John Feldman, a producer who's a really
Speaker 2: dear friend of mine and still is today. I remember
Speaker 2: the first time we met, he took me surfing. A
Speaker 2: movie was interested and had called asking that thing you
Speaker 2: did a song. We were hanging out with John at
Speaker 2: the time and said we should just do it. We
Speaker 2: went and wrote the anthem me benj and John. It
Speaker 2: turned out the movie didn't even want it, but we
Speaker 2: really liked the song, and the fact that we wrote
Speaker 2: it with John made it extra special. We only went
Speaker 2: to the studio with one song, and that was the anthem,
Speaker 2: he said, I honestly didn't even think this song would
Speaker 2: be a big song, and it's weird how it happened.
Speaker 2: He says, it's this favorite song to play live. The
Speaker 2: theme of the album was a bunch of songs about
Speaker 2: them when they were in high school, dealing with family problems,
Speaker 2: self issues, and depression. You get stressed out and you
Speaker 2: feel like the whole world is falling apart. When you're
Speaker 2: in high school, if some kid makes fun of your shorts,
Speaker 2: you think it's the biggest thing in the world and
Speaker 2: it dries you crazy. But for the most part, as
Speaker 2: soon as you get out of high school, you realize
Speaker 2: it's not that big of a deal. There are so
Speaker 2: many more important things in the world. One of the
Speaker 2: favorite parts of the song is this one. I'll just
Speaker 2: leave that there. This song actually blew up because a
Speaker 2: month before it was released, it was used in the
Speaker 2: football game madd In two thousand and three. That game
Speaker 2: sold over five million copies and got that song so
Speaker 2: much exposure. It blew it up. It say it's such
Speaker 2: a special song. It's one of those songs that every
Speaker 2: time I hear it, it takes me back to a
Speaker 2: special time of my life. Today's deep Dive was on
Speaker 2: Good Charlotte's the Anthem. One oh one point three Katie
Speaker 2: WV with Fallon and Cult. I love that song. I
Speaker 2: hope you enjoyed that. That's just a little uh how
Speaker 2: was that song written? Kind of thing we call deep dive.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have our good friend Ted join us here
Speaker 2: in a few minutes to play radio scategories. Kind of
Speaker 2: like the board game, but like a faster version. You
Speaker 2: can play along with us in five minutes. One oh
Speaker 2: one point three Katie WB with Fallon, Cult and our
Speaker 2: good friend Ted. He's officially employed, Ted, congratulation.
Speaker 1: Yes, feels good. I can't wait for that first pay check.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: A lot of people are confused because I think you
Speaker 2: work here. Now he did work here, then he didn't
Speaker 2: work here, and then Colt and I begged him to
Speaker 2: come and play games with us, So then it confused people.
Speaker 1: So I volunteer my time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really, it really is like community service.
Speaker 1: He puts in. Yeah, thank you hanging out with you too.
Speaker 1: I really do enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Thank you. But you did get a new job. Are
Speaker 2: you allowed to share what the job is?
Speaker 4: What you do?
Speaker 6: It's an account management job with a hospitality and food
Speaker 6: services group.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I don't want any of that.
Speaker 1: Providing snacks for Netflix.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: It's one of their clients that they recently acquired.
Speaker 6: So I'm going to be working on the Netflix team
Speaker 6: and making sure, you know, we got food and snacks
Speaker 6: and all that for the corporate employees.
Speaker 4: Favorite road trip snack ched personally beef jerky, that's a
Speaker 4: great choice, and a gatorade which which color? I like?
Speaker 1: Arctic rush I think is what it's called. It's like
Speaker 1: light purple. Yeah, I know you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Best side note. If I asked that simple of a
Speaker 2: question to Cult, there's no chance he would give me
Speaker 2: a direct answer like that.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Every time I ask him something, he'll always be like,
Speaker 2: what does that mean?
Speaker 1: You got up your snacks?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I guess what's your favorite snack road trip snap?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It depends on like tell so it's never ever a
Speaker 2: direct answer. Well, he says he hates talking about himself,
Speaker 2: so he's put stuff back on me and acts paranoid.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why video you have to? Well, I feel
Speaker 1: like the context matters, like where we going? How far
Speaker 1: is it? Because it's just like three hours away? Then
Speaker 1: I don't even know anything.
Speaker 2: Radios Categories is like the board game, but spat up.
Speaker 2: You get ten categories in sixty seconds. And we're gonna
Speaker 2: have Colt go first, So Ted, you'll have to evacuate
Speaker 2: the dance flow. We are who we are DJ turn
Speaker 2: it out?
Speaker 1: All right? Your letters, k oh okay, and you.
Speaker 2: Have sixty seconds to go through these categories. I chose
Speaker 2: very easy ones, I think, but thanks, we'll see your
Speaker 2: time starts now. Animals, kangaroo cities.
Speaker 1: Kal Kaska, movies, kicking and screaming, TV shows, TV shows. Oh,
Speaker 1: there's gotta be some right, Skip what brands, brands, caangle, fruits, fruits,
Speaker 1: is there fruit? He Kiwi vegetables, Oh no, skip songs
Speaker 1: killing it, books keeper, celebrities, Kristen Bell. All right, let's
Speaker 1: go back to TV shows.
Speaker 4: TV shows, Kirk, vegetables at a time, OKR, that's time.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I don't some of these answers. I don't know if
Speaker 2: they're real or not.
Speaker 1: We can google. We got chatty pet.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to google Kirk as a TV show,
Speaker 2: for instance.
Speaker 1: I'll google it right now. We have twenty seconds.
Speaker 2: What is Kirk? Also between us between us. I don't
Speaker 2: want Ted to hear it.
Speaker 1: I would have done keeping up with the gardaash hands
Speaker 1: and you would have gotten to cad. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that would have been crazy. Okay. Kirk was a sitcom
Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety five, had two seasons.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, okay, well back with round two when
Speaker 2: tedkins back and forth? Who gosh? From that song straight
Speaker 2: to the most serious, terrifying music of all time, Ted,
Speaker 2: I hope you're.
Speaker 1: Ready, always ready.
Speaker 2: I think, oddly enough, your letter is K like Kendrick
Speaker 2: more alrighty, and it might have given you an answer
Speaker 2: just then, don't I don't think I did think we're fine?
Speaker 2: Radios categories cold already went so we know his answers
Speaker 2: Announced has turned to answer ten categories in sixty seconds.
Speaker 2: Letter K Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Your time starts now?
Speaker 4: Animals, kangaroos, cities, Kansas City, movies.
Speaker 1: There uh uh the Kissing Booth.
Speaker 2: I love that movie.
Speaker 4: TV shows Uh, Oh my gosh, it was a k
Speaker 4: Skip brands, Cagle Fruits, uh Skip Kiwi's Vegetables U Skip songs,
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, what is that song? By me Egos.
Speaker 1: Kelly Price by Migos Boks.
Speaker 2: Skip celebrities. Kelly Rippa, all right, so we have TV shows,
Speaker 2: vegetables and your time.
Speaker 1: Dang it. Sorry, we's all right. That was a disappointing ending.
Speaker 1: She really hyped you up that you had like a
Speaker 1: little bit more than she's like.
Speaker 2: Well, I looked over. I was like, oh what as surprise? Surprise?
Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Animals. You both had Kangaroo.
Speaker 1: I feel like Colt and I are probably gonna have.
Speaker 2: A lot of two place two or three that are
Speaker 2: like kind of that's the only option, I think, so
Speaker 2: number two cities. Colt had Cali Coaska, kl Caaska Michigan.
Speaker 2: Ted had Kansas City. Nice movies. Ted had I just
Speaker 2: watched it like last week kissing Booth. What a loser
Speaker 2: I am? And uh cold head kicking and screaming nice
Speaker 2: TV shows. Ted had nothing. Cold had Kirk, which he
Speaker 2: made up but then googled and it does exist.
Speaker 1: Two seasons nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 2: For brands, you both had Kangle weird kids.
Speaker 1: Well that's a good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you both had Kiwi for fruit. Neither of
Speaker 2: you had a vegetable. I don't know that there is one.
Speaker 2: For books, Ted had or Sorry for songs, Ted had
Speaker 2: Kelly Price Killing It Is Cults. Is that a song?
Speaker 2: I'm sure it is that you just made it up.
Speaker 1: I think let's do a little killing it song. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's there's pe On harmony, dude, the harmonizers.
Speaker 2: He also chose for books Keeper. Is that a row one?
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, yeah, just hit the Google hill see
Speaker 1: if it's real.
Speaker 2: And then Real Cold had Kristen Bell. Ted had Kelly Rippa,
Speaker 2: and I told him I can't believe you didn't have
Speaker 2: any Kardashians. Kim Kardashian would have been too keeping up
Speaker 2: with Kardashians for TV shows. You guys really miss Top.
Speaker 1: My brain is fried. It is sorry Cult.
Speaker 2: Sorry you got one, two, three, four, five, six, three
Speaker 2: of which were just ones you made up, but luckily
Speaker 2: googled and found an answer. Ted had one two three
Speaker 2: four Sadly.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it was bad.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 2: It's our work in a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you said it was going to be easy.
Speaker 2: You were like, oh yeah, this category, the categories were easy.
Speaker 2: The letter I chose made it difficult. Society It's radios
Speaker 2: categories on one oh one point three, katiewb It's the pop.
Speaker 1: Culture Minute with Sellon and Cult on one O one
Speaker 1: point three kt w B.
Speaker 2: All right, we got a bunch of new stuff today.
Speaker 2: We got a new which all cult's been talking about
Speaker 2: is the brand new Will Smith album.
Speaker 1: He's trying to make a comeback.
Speaker 2: It's bizarre. It's it's just very unnecessary. And I feel
Speaker 2: bad because it's like, you don't want to tell people
Speaker 2: not to like do things that make them happy and
Speaker 2: go off for their dreams. It just it does seem
Speaker 2: just I don't know whatever. Maybe it doesn't have like
Speaker 2: a lot of hopes and dreams for it. He just
Speaker 2: wanted to like put some music out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's feeling artistic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and who am I to tell him not to?
Speaker 2: He said. He reached out to Jay Z and Kendrick
Speaker 2: Lamar for advice, and their main advice was like, just
Speaker 2: be honest.
Speaker 1: That's when it gets too real. That's when it's like,
Speaker 1: all right, we're trying a little too hard now all
Speaker 1: of a sudden. Actually, I just feel I think it's weird.
Speaker 2: That he felt they should give him the advice to
Speaker 2: not do it.
Speaker 1: Well, it's weird that you just can't just like be
Speaker 1: content where it's like, dude, you had your time. It's good,
Speaker 1: it's okay, Like just.
Speaker 2: You don't to be fair, he was coming back around
Speaker 2: with the time at the Oscar slap, like he was
Speaker 2: getting ready to be considered a more serious actor. He
Speaker 2: probably would have gotten yeah, I know, he probably would
Speaker 2: have gotten more and more huge roles, but then he
Speaker 2: ruined it. Then it's almost like he said he was
Speaker 2: he's already doing the social media and he's really good
Speaker 2: at social media. Yeah, because he hires people to help
Speaker 2: him be good at social media. He could just stay
Speaker 2: doing that.
Speaker 1: Isn't the slap thing kind of weird? Because like everybody
Speaker 1: loves Kendrick song now where it's like wow, wow wow,
Speaker 1: like just like berating Drake, But then it's like, but.
Speaker 2: He and actually slap him at like a classy event
Speaker 2: in front of everyone, So I don't know a you, right.
Speaker 2: Ariana Grande dropped the extended version of her Eternal Sunshine
Speaker 2: album and everyone's breaking it down like, oh, this song's
Speaker 2: definitely about Dalton Gomez, her ex, called twilight Zone because
Speaker 2: the lyrics say why do I still protect you? Pretend
Speaker 2: these songs aren't about you, And everyone's like, oh, we
Speaker 2: knew it. Because fans also are reading this thinking oh,
Speaker 2: that means another song than Past Life is about him.
Speaker 2: So then they're like, well, what song is about Ethan Slater?
Speaker 2: The current fling right Hampstead. They say that that one
Speaker 2: is probably about him because she was in London, that
Speaker 2: neighborhood of London while filming for Wicked. And remember that's
Speaker 2: when they met on set, and that's things were a
Speaker 2: little tricky during that time, right because he was married
Speaker 2: with a kid, she was married. I would say so,
Speaker 2: but then I saw recent rumors like that they've secretly
Speaker 2: split up, which would have had to have just happened
Speaker 2: after the Oscars, by the way, because they were together
Speaker 2: at the Oscars.
Speaker 1: Now, would you if you're Ethan Slater's ex? Would you
Speaker 1: if he's crawling back? Dude made a mistake, Sorry my
Speaker 1: bad detour.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, they have a kid together.
Speaker 2: I think that that betrayal is probably too big for
Speaker 2: her to get over. But as you said earlier, you
Speaker 2: you have no faith in their relationship.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just feel like it's a waste
Speaker 1: to like dude. I don't I'm not trying to hate
Speaker 1: on him or any but it's like Ariana Grande, so
Speaker 1: it's like, are you you got it in your mind?
Speaker 1: Be like when is this going to like go away?
Speaker 1: Like this is going to fade out? Probably right, I'm
Speaker 1: actually with one her track record also. Secondly, like so
Speaker 1: many options. But maybe maybe maybe he's the one. Maybe
Speaker 1: he's a thoughtful boy. I don't know.
Speaker 2: So we know David Harbor. He's in the TV show
Speaker 2: Stranger Things. Well, he was married to Lily Out sorry
Speaker 2: Lily Allen, and then they split up and things were
Speaker 2: kind of weird. And she's a very She's always been
Speaker 2: like this, very open, she tells everything. She's a podcast,
Speaker 2: so now she's like, yeah, he was then faithful to
Speaker 2: me throughout most of our marriage. She said that basically
Speaker 2: all three years of their marriage, he was just out
Speaker 2: about hooking up. She discovered he was unfaithful when she
Speaker 2: found he created a new profile on the rya app.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a bold choice, dude.
Speaker 2: That's assuming. They say he flew women to keep him
Speaker 2: company while he was in Atlanta filming Stranger Things. She
Speaker 2: said they weren't even very people there at on the
Speaker 2: TV show. Says they weren't even very secretive about the relationship.
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is true.
Speaker 3: Or not.
Speaker 2: Maybe she's mad and but you don't you know, but
Speaker 2: he did rebound within months after Loly Allen and spent
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day with a twenty seven year old model, so
Speaker 2: you know, maybe she is onto something knew at the
Speaker 2: box office this weekend the Jason Statham movie A Working
Speaker 2: Man than the R rated Death of a Unicorn starring
Speaker 2: Jenna Ortega and Paul Rudd. That is a horror movie.
Speaker 2: Another one is The Woman in the Yard. Then, of
Speaker 2: course this is the second weekend with snow White. Will
Speaker 2: did you better? I don't know. We talked about this earlier.
Speaker 2: It's so crazy because the directors said was like, she
Speaker 2: ruined it. Rachel Zegla ruined it for everyone. My dad
Speaker 2: had to fly out basically like basically, shake er be like,
Speaker 2: stop talking about politics. A lot of people have spent
Speaker 2: many years and a lot of time and money on
Speaker 2: this movie and you're ruining it. He thinks she's the
Speaker 2: reason it did so poorly in the box office last weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that is your pop culture and it brought to you
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Speaker 1: Lens Shod with fell In and Cold.
Speaker 2: It's Friday, going to the weekend. This person has a
Speaker 2: query if you will, then they helped me out, please,
Speaker 2: because maybe they won't even make it through the weekend,
Speaker 2: depending on your advice. One is it an email?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it confuses me a little bit, but I kind
Speaker 1: of see where she's coming from a little bit. I
Speaker 1: don't know. So my partner is amazing in a lot
Speaker 1: of ways, but he's just really old fashioned when it
Speaker 1: comes to how he treats me. Okay, he that's why
Speaker 1: I said. I was like, all right, it is like
Speaker 1: ConTroll anything that you can't wear this.
Speaker 2: Or like get in the kitchen, make me a dinner.
Speaker 1: He insists on holding doors open and pulling my chair out,
Speaker 1: giving me his jacket if I'm cold, bringing me water
Speaker 1: before bed. I know it all sounds like thoughtful, but
Speaker 1: honestly makes me uncomfortable. I'm super independent. I like doing
Speaker 1: things by myself, and I don't love feeling like I'm
Speaker 1: being taken care of when I didn't ask for it.
Speaker 1: I know his intentions are good, but every time he
Speaker 1: does these things, I feel this weird mix like guilt
Speaker 1: and frustration, like he's assuming I need him. I try
Speaker 1: to communicate that I appreciate the gestures but don't need them,
Speaker 1: and he just brushes off, saying, that's just how I
Speaker 1: was raised. I'm gonna do those things for you regardless,
Speaker 1: because I feel like that's the position. That's my position
Speaker 1: in a relationship. I don't know if I'm making a
Speaker 1: big deal out of it, or if it's a sign
Speaker 1: that we're just wired differently. Obviously everything outside of that
Speaker 1: is great. I don't know, would this be a deal
Speaker 1: break for you? Is it worth breaking up over?
Speaker 2: I think so, And I think they're very different people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think either of them are doing anything wrong.
Speaker 1: A lot some people have that like avoidant attachment. It's
Speaker 1: like where you're I've literally.
Speaker 2: Had someone explain the attachment stuff recently. I've never heard
Speaker 2: this stuff before.
Speaker 1: So it's like, where you when you were younger, you're
Speaker 1: basically your mom or dad didn't like hug you or
Speaker 1: tell you they love you enough, and you were just
Speaker 1: kind of like emotionally just unavailable. So now when when
Speaker 1: you're older and like your partners like trying to be
Speaker 1: cuddly and stuff, it's like a huge like what are
Speaker 1: you doing? Like get off of me?
Speaker 2: Think, so what are the other do you know? I
Speaker 2: don't want to put you on the spot. Do you
Speaker 2: know what the other attachment styles are?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, so I don't want to put you on it.
Speaker 2: I just didn't know what the other ones would be
Speaker 2: because it sounds like he doesn't have that kind of attachment,
Speaker 2: so he must have a different kind or no, like
Speaker 2: he did, he must have a different kind. Then it
Speaker 2: wouldn't be avoidant.
Speaker 1: But I don't know.
Speaker 2: What do you think? Do you think that they is
Speaker 2: it worth breaking up over?
Speaker 1: Like I would say, oh, his his might be anxious
Speaker 1: attachment where they view acts and services as a way
Speaker 1: to express love and seek closeness.
Speaker 2: Okay they yeah, like it?
Speaker 1: She rejects the gestures he could feel like unwanted or yeah,
Speaker 1: the partners like failing to show up.
Speaker 2: Maybe you've been in this. I always feel like we
Speaker 2: open it up to you because maybe you've been in
Speaker 2: a situation like this. You can call six five one
Speaker 2: nine eight nine katiew b is it worth breaking up over?
Speaker 2: I've had the guide do the thing before. I remember,
Speaker 2: I've told the store where he's like, she'll have the
Speaker 2: teitos when I try to order the rail vodcasts And
Speaker 2: I was like, shut up, especially because he bailed on
Speaker 2: the Bill and then I was so mad I didn't
Speaker 2: get the rail vodcast. He made me get the name brand.
Speaker 1: I was like, what A that's roight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so maybe you have been advice you canna a still?
Speaker 2: Text five three nine two one KATIEWB one is it
Speaker 2: worth breaking up over?
Speaker 1: Decide with Felon and Colt katwb Okay, So we get
Speaker 1: an email this person. She's in a relationship. Everything's good
Speaker 1: except she thinks her man is too old fashioned in
Speaker 1: terms of yeah, he'll pull out the chair for her,
Speaker 1: open the door, give her his jacket, even if it's
Speaker 1: something as little as like she doesn't ask for a
Speaker 1: glass of water, help bring it to her. And she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm independent, I don't. It kind of freaks me out.
Speaker 1: I feel like guilty or like anxious when you do that.
Speaker 2: And you brought up an attachment styles, which maybe something
Speaker 2: she should look into.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe she has like avoidant attachment or something.
Speaker 2: Well, we got some text messages and says men want
Speaker 2: to feel needed. It sounds like she has some internal
Speaker 2: issues being vulnerable or allowing someone to care for her.
Speaker 2: Another text says, no, hyper independence is a trauma response.
Speaker 2: I feel the same way, but now I accept it,
Speaker 2: and this one says, until she finds a guy that
Speaker 2: doesn't ever do any of that stuff for her, and
Speaker 2: she's like, oh crap, maybe I should have stayed with
Speaker 2: the other guy. She won't realize how good she has it.
Speaker 2: We have people on the phone, well, Hi, do you
Speaker 2: what do you think is it worth breaking up over? First,
Speaker 2: I think this is.
Speaker 5: It's the weird topic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't hope. Like I'm a guy, I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's necessarily like a bad thing. I mean,
Speaker 1: the guys tell me she was breathed right right.
Speaker 3: I will say for myself when people want to.
Speaker 2: Do things for me or irovious kind of guy, so
Speaker 2: like I'm not girls are.
Speaker 1: Like holding doors open for me.
Speaker 3: But like when I'm like my best friend says, hey,
Speaker 3: you want to go to eat, I'm buying, I get uncomfortable. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Speaker 2: I mean I think she's got to think she needs
Speaker 2: to work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're saying she's got to work through those
Speaker 1: things and then maybe on the other side still appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does sound great. Honestly, I kind of want
Speaker 2: them around. There's a lot of women.
Speaker 1: I think absolutely we appreciate you. Thanks for calling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really good points though, Yeah, thank you. Hi, Katie
Speaker 2: w B. What do you think is it worth breaking
Speaker 2: up over?
Speaker 1: I don't exactly know what to think.
Speaker 3: I think sometimes it's hard to accept that we, you know,
Speaker 3: have different love languages and show things a different ways.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pride is pride and protecting.
Speaker 3: Is big for Ben And if she's up to the guys,
Speaker 3: she should.
Speaker 6: Maybe get out of her comfort zone or either the
Speaker 6: seal breaker.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Okay, thank you so much for calling.
Speaker 1: You got.
Speaker 2: One one point three KATIEWB with Ballon and Colt And
Speaker 2: what's your name?
Speaker 3: I am Briam.
Speaker 1: Are you ready for the one k word play?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, who are you going to partner with today? Who
Speaker 2: do you think you'll match best with?
Speaker 1: Let's do balin? All right, go on and get out
Speaker 1: of here. You got dang? You got any plans over
Speaker 1: the weekend.
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to go to Slut for a baby.
Speaker 1: Shower, but the weather okay, hopefully we gives you some
Speaker 1: a little bit of gas money to get there. This
Speaker 1: one thousand pennies. The first word is trucker.
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Speaker 2: H I mean I would go hat.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to hat?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that your final hat? Final answer?
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe not, maybe semi okay?
Speaker 1: Travel?
Speaker 2: Oh god, I killed it in me. I feel so guilty.
Speaker 1: What about potato chip?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Hot?
Speaker 1: About potato? College? Degree? School? And what about acts?
Speaker 2: Acts? Like the weapon?
Speaker 1: Whatever you want it to be?
Speaker 2: Packs, bodies praised two words pack would it's not it?
Speaker 1: I know throwing as throwing.
Speaker 2: Oh my, I feel embarrassed, like I've let you and
Speaker 2: your family down. Brian, I'm so sorry. Wait, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: you need to change this up. Have an unbelievable story
Speaker 2: of the day. It's what nightmares are made of. Do
Speaker 2: you see this story going around? This is like in Kansas.
Speaker 2: So it's like one of those that would be an
Speaker 2: urban legend movie or a scream movie. Unbelievable story of
Speaker 2: the Day on one three k w B. So, this
Speaker 2: girl is babysitting a kid. The kid's in bed. The
Speaker 2: kid comes downstairs and like there's a monster under my
Speaker 2: bed and she's like, no, there's not And she's like, yes, theirs.
Speaker 2: I cannot go back up there, like unless you check
Speaker 2: under my bed. Babysitters like, all right, let's go up.
Speaker 1: We'll look at it.
Speaker 2: We'll check it out together. She can down on her
Speaker 2: hands and knees. She lifts up the bed skirt. She
Speaker 2: looks under the bed. There is a man under this
Speaker 2: child's bed, an actual man under this child's bed, not
Speaker 2: like the dad, not a family friend. No, So the
Speaker 2: babysitter freaks out. He jumps out, there's an altercation. He
Speaker 2: like pushes the kid down, tries to escape on foot, run.
Speaker 2: They call the police. They did catch this guy. They
Speaker 2: were able to get him because again he fled the
Speaker 2: scene on foot, so they were able to find him
Speaker 2: pretty easily, pretty quickly. The thing is, I guess this
Speaker 2: guy used to live at this house way back in
Speaker 2: the day. It was like his house, okay, And I
Speaker 2: think he's shown up walking around the property in the past,
Speaker 2: and they had to actually require a stay away from
Speaker 2: property like a like a I don't know saying yeah,
Speaker 2: and he's break and he broke in and it's hiding
Speaker 2: under this kid's bed literally what nightmares are made up?
Speaker 2: Scream horror movies made up, that is. And then this
Speaker 2: poor babysitter, now she's traumatized.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, that is insane. That's why I my wife
Speaker 1: do I'm crazy. But dude, you got to clear the house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I mean after that, Yeah, I'm with you, agreed.
Speaker 1: No, I mean like every night, you got. What I
Speaker 1: do is I what's your routine? I check every crevice
Speaker 1: I am everywhere. I check it. I checked first of
Speaker 1: all under the bed, for sure, and then I checked
Speaker 1: the closets, and then downstairs. I'm always like, dude, somebody
Speaker 1: could just open my downstairs window. I want to hear anything.
Speaker 2: You're just telling people how to get in your house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you won't be leaving my house because that's a rule.
Speaker 1: Cole does have a rule.
Speaker 2: If you enter his house without being invited in, you
Speaker 2: don't leave.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you could end up, you know, or
Speaker 1: or I could just keep you and you do my
Speaker 1: dishes or something. I don't know. So anyways, I go downstairs,
Speaker 1: I do a little looking around and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: no one's yeah, you just check every little thing. But
Speaker 1: then but that but my therapist says, Hey, no one's
Speaker 1: going to kill you, So I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: There's an in between. Yeah, I think there's an in between. Actually,
Speaker 2: I think she's saying that like on such an extreme
Speaker 2: because you're so paranoid. Yeah, she's trying to maybe bring
Speaker 2: you to.
Speaker 1: The center a little bit. Yeah, you relax.
Speaker 2: All Right, we're gonna come back with your trending. If
Speaker 2: you're looking for something you do this weekend, we have
Speaker 2: a list of events coming up in the Twin Cities. Yeah,
Speaker 2: KATIEWB five minutes.
Speaker 1: Today's trending with Felon and Cold on one on one
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Speaker 2: All right, some events to look forward to this weekend.
Speaker 2: Saint Paul Saint's home opener that starts like an hour
Speaker 2: by the way, but we talked about yesterday. They have
Speaker 2: that massive mass it's a kind of thirty five dollars,
Speaker 2: that twelve foot hot dog. So you could add that
Speaker 2: to the list. Why not you at a party also
Speaker 2: tonight lead a Ford D Snyder and Firehouse or a
Speaker 2: treash You're Island Timberwolves host the Phoenix Suns tonight and
Speaker 2: the Detroit Pistons on Saturday. If you're looking for some
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Speaker 2: milk ice cream and the it's not in April fool's joke.
Speaker 2: This is like a company. I actually use a lot
Speaker 2: of their products when I hadn't my kid, all of
Speaker 2: my kid all of the company is called Freedom, but
Speaker 2: they're dropping it. There's no actual breast milk in it,
Speaker 2: but it has it's supposed to be the representation of sweet,
Speaker 2: creamy nutrient pact of Goodness, they say. And so it's
Speaker 2: supposed to have some of the health benefits and it's
Speaker 2: coming in nine months. Get it, so in December it
Speaker 2: will be available. Be honest, would you try it?
Speaker 1: I mean no, you got to be on a list
Speaker 1: or something if you do that. I just feel like,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna try, go to the real deal. First
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Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't have any answer.
Speaker 1: So four babies, it's for people.
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