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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 3>We let you tako one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots all right?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey you still get about I know fifteen minutes give

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<v Speaker 3>or take to throw a vote in for you say?

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<v Speaker 3>We play it. Brought you by Farewe's Credit Union jr.

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<v Speaker 3>three song choices. Pick which one you'd prefer to hear

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<v Speaker 3>at nine and the one with most votes we'll play back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, choices or hit that defy you or pretty Fly

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<v Speaker 1>the one with the buzz votes. We played back as

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<v Speaker 1>Pat said, somebody's just randomly picked for my chemical romance tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, little uh added incentive to throw a vote in. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>let's begin here. In Florida story out of Penelas County,

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<v Speaker 3>there is a fellow name Tomas Kasowski who has been

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<v Speaker 3>appearing alone in court for the last two weeks after

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<v Speaker 3>his legal team quit when he accused them of fraud, forgery,

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<v Speaker 3>and other issues. Tamas is accused of murdering a Largo attorney.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, so.

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<v Speaker 3>His current legal team that was representing him in the

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<v Speaker 3>murder case where he is accused of murdering another attorney

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<v Speaker 3>no longer on the job. He's been unable to hire

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<v Speaker 3>another legal team, so he's been in and out of

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<v Speaker 3>court keeping the judge updated on his search for new

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<v Speaker 3>legal representation. By the way, the attorney that is thought

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<v Speaker 3>to have been murdered, that the body's never been recovered,

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<v Speaker 3>that they think he dumped it somewhere, and they it's

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<v Speaker 3>obviously in a place where I hope he hasn't been

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<v Speaker 3>listening to this show.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew you were going to No, not that, but

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<v Speaker 1>I knew you were going to say the body of

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<v Speaker 1>the lawyer has not been found yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>That just screams of middle of the night, off the

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<v Speaker 1>off the bridge, you know, like diced up with the

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<v Speaker 1>drunk outgoing tide smook bait. Yeah, if you're an attorney,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy gets hold Hey, no, not even answering the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have to hire somebody.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, the following call is coming from a correctional institution.

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<v Speaker 4>Will you accept? Usually you say yeah, but then you're

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<v Speaker 4>like name Nope.

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<v Speaker 3>Now the judge has gone, okay, well we're gonna uh

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<v Speaker 3>you know, a point a point public defender to you

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<v Speaker 3>the poor public defenders. Man, boy, oh boy, that is

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<v Speaker 3>a tough gig.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're not kidding.

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<v Speaker 3>You know a lot of times you're fairly fresh out

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<v Speaker 3>of law school and that may be your first gig,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's just like.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to sit there and protect somebody that you

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<v Speaker 1>know is the biggest dirt ball for what they did,

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<v Speaker 1>but you still have to protect them.

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<v Speaker 3>Well yeah, the same mentality can be applied to any

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<v Speaker 3>case at any level of law. But you know, once

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<v Speaker 3>you get to run your own practice or be a

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<v Speaker 3>partner or whatever, you know full well you're laughing all

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<v Speaker 3>the way with the bank protecting the dirt balls, right, yeah, stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>But a public defender not so much, not so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, I just think back to such a lame,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, representation.

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<v Speaker 2>But I just think night Court.

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<v Speaker 1>Immediately, great losers like Dan Fielding. This is nice guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice to meet you, Dan, Dan Fielding. I am Dan

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<v Speaker 1>h random text just came in. Has nothing to do

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<v Speaker 1>with any of that, Pat. This is a second person

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<v Speaker 1>at least that I've seen this come from. Though it

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<v Speaker 1>says Taco just drove by a Sonnies with a drive

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<v Speaker 1>through in that too. I said Sonny's doesn't count for

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<v Speaker 1>non fast food.

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<v Speaker 3>For those of you who are completely lost right now

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<v Speaker 3>on this sidetrack.

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<v Speaker 1>I said it. I said, it's out of nowhere. Taco

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<v Speaker 1>does not eat fast food. I started it from my

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<v Speaker 1>new Year's resolution.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm still definition of fast food is any place that

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<v Speaker 3>has a drive through mm hm. And we have as

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<v Speaker 3>a team, me and you listening right now, have provided

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<v Speaker 3>plenty of examples of things that I think most people

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<v Speaker 3>would argue would still categorize as fast food. But Taco

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<v Speaker 3>again applies to the drive through mentality for exceptions. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and the Sonnis is one of those on his list

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<v Speaker 3>without it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's the one that's just protected because well, just

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, it's Sonny's.

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<v Speaker 3>It's wonderful. Oh, I have nothing but great things to

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<v Speaker 3>say about Sonny's.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna request and they close the drive through,

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<v Speaker 1>no kidding.

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<v Speaker 3>Japan is cracking down on what they call flashy baby

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<v Speaker 3>names in a new naming law reform. Wow. Now, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to get too in the weeds on this,

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<v Speaker 3>but I guess in Japanese culture, the symbols that are

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<v Speaker 3>used to put together words can be construed and pronounced

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<v Speaker 3>in multiple ways in some cases, and some parents are

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<v Speaker 3>taking advantage of this to I guess what ends up

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<v Speaker 3>amounting to flashy names or inappropriate names for newborns, and

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<v Speaker 3>they're taking steps to eliminate that. I guess they're creating

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<v Speaker 3>a list of sorts which, oh, we're huge fans of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh, in charge of you naming your own blood.

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<v Speaker 3>Never mind any of this. What stands out to me

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<v Speaker 3>is Japan has one of the its birth rates right

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<v Speaker 3>now of any country in the world. They're concerned about,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, maintaining their population. Don't come in and start

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<v Speaker 3>telling the people who are knocking boots and procreating what

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<v Speaker 3>big can and can't name their kids. Just be glad

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<v Speaker 3>they're having kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Say knocking boots, Yes, you know what I mean. Hey, honey,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a nice Friday night.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you say we go out to eat and

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<v Speaker 1>come back home knock boots?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't tell people how how they need to name their

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<v Speaker 1>kid in Japan. They would lose their mind if they

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<v Speaker 1>came here with some of the names, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>like the names of Egon's kid. I think was one

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<v Speaker 1>of those super rich guys has a name like the

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<v Speaker 1>letter Z or something.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know, again, there's certainly you look at a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of names anywhere and you go on that poor kid.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know, look, if the kid you know gets

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<v Speaker 3>to the age where they don't want to deal with

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<v Speaker 3>that name, they can take test it to change it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but yeah, the years in school might be a little difficult.

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<v Speaker 3>But uh oh, showing me a text that he doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>want to read.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, Oh my god, I know did.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoever said that text knows exactly what text?

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<v Speaker 2>I just showed it to Pat and can't read on

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<v Speaker 2>the air.

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<v Speaker 3>They have a point. They have a valid point, which

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<v Speaker 3>gets back to my whole.

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<v Speaker 2>I got you know, my whole.

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<v Speaker 3>I there's a reason for stereotypes because they're rooted in

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<v Speaker 3>truth as it regards specifically to that text.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotcha.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said Sonny's is technically a pickup window, not really

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<v Speaker 1>a drive dude, Thank you, sick.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't need to litigate this any further.

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<v Speaker 2>People are texting them. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Guy in Canada is suing his ex girlfriend, claiming she

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<v Speaker 3>ghosted him after winning a five million dollar lottery.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, hold on to that thought, Hey, Pat, So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting here thinking, can you name a flashy Japanese name?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't. There actually are some examples.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yok, now, I mean that's all about I got

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<v Speaker 1>to think of the just top of the head.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody of course, Pikachu Caesar.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, these are from Japanese perspective, not mine.

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<v Speaker 2>They they named somebody a Japanese person's caesar. Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Other examples include lovely pudding and uh yeah, I mentioned Pikachu.

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<v Speaker 3>There's so there's some examples that they consider flashy.

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<v Speaker 1>I just you know, you gotta Southern putting up and

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<v Speaker 1>call it pudding. You know, I get I'm gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>me out on some of that pudding.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, listen to this ghosting situation. There's a five

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<v Speaker 3>million dollar lottery ticket and.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll putting this whole pizza in my mouth. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Lawrence Campbell in Winnipeg, Canada has has launched a lawsuit

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<v Speaker 3>against his ex Crystal McKay. The two were together for

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<v Speaker 3>a while. Lawrence bought a lottery tickets while they were together,

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<v Speaker 3>gave it to her to hold on to after he

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<v Speaker 3>scanned it and found that it was a winner, big winner,

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<v Speaker 3>all right. They went to cash this in and they

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<v Speaker 3>told Lawrence he couldn't cash it because he did a

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<v Speaker 3>check or claim that big. He needed to have a

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<v Speaker 3>valid Canadian ID, which he did not have. So they

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<v Speaker 3>were like, someone else is gonna have to claim this ticket. Okay, Crystal,

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<v Speaker 3>you do it, And she did.

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<v Speaker 2>And that she in the wind.

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<v Speaker 3>So Lawrence starts trying to track her down. No response,

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<v Speaker 3>radio silence, So he started going to some of her

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<v Speaker 3>quote favorite places she liked to party.

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<v Speaker 2>He found her with another dude spending five mil. Oh that.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to get yourself an ID to start with, Lawrence,

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<v Speaker 3>would be my first move.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't hand it to her as your second move.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's a lasting your big dummy. Follow the owj RR,

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<v Speaker 1>Orlando's rock station,