Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of idiotology.
Speaker 3: We let you tako one on one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But you're freaking idiots all right?
Speaker 3: Hey you still get about I know fifteen minutes give
Speaker 3: or take to throw a vote in for you say?
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Speaker 3: let's begin here. In Florida story out of Penelas County,
Speaker 3: there is a fellow name Tomas Kasowski who has been
Speaker 3: appearing alone in court for the last two weeks after
Speaker 3: his legal team quit when he accused them of fraud, forgery,
Speaker 3: and other issues. Tamas is accused of murdering a Largo attorney.
Speaker 2: Oh god, so.
Speaker 3: His current legal team that was representing him in the
Speaker 3: murder case where he is accused of murdering another attorney
Speaker 3: no longer on the job. He's been unable to hire
Speaker 3: another legal team, so he's been in and out of
Speaker 3: court keeping the judge updated on his search for new
Speaker 3: legal representation. By the way, the attorney that is thought
Speaker 3: to have been murdered, that the body's never been recovered,
Speaker 3: that they think he dumped it somewhere, and they it's
Speaker 3: obviously in a place where I hope he hasn't been
Speaker 3: listening to this show.
Speaker 1: I knew you were going to No, not that, but
Speaker 1: I knew you were going to say the body of
Speaker 1: the lawyer has not been found yet.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: That just screams of middle of the night, off the
Speaker 1: off the bridge, you know, like diced up with the
Speaker 1: drunk outgoing tide smook bait. Yeah, if you're an attorney,
Speaker 1: this guy gets hold Hey, no, not even answering the phone.
Speaker 2: You don't have to hire somebody.
Speaker 4: Well, the following call is coming from a correctional institution.
Speaker 4: Will you accept? Usually you say yeah, but then you're
Speaker 4: like name Nope.
Speaker 3: Now the judge has gone, okay, well we're gonna uh
Speaker 3: you know, a point a point public defender to you
Speaker 3: the poor public defenders. Man, boy, oh boy, that is
Speaker 3: a tough gig.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not kidding.
Speaker 3: You know a lot of times you're fairly fresh out
Speaker 3: of law school and that may be your first gig,
Speaker 3: and it's just like.
Speaker 1: You've got to sit there and protect somebody that you
Speaker 1: know is the biggest dirt ball for what they did,
Speaker 1: but you still have to protect them.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, the same mentality can be applied to any
Speaker 3: case at any level of law. But you know, once
Speaker 3: you get to run your own practice or be a
Speaker 3: partner or whatever, you know full well you're laughing all
Speaker 3: the way with the bank protecting the dirt balls, right, yeah, stuff,
Speaker 3: But a public defender not so much, not so much.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I just think back to such a lame,
Speaker 1: you know, representation.
Speaker 2: But I just think night Court.
Speaker 1: Immediately, great losers like Dan Fielding. This is nice guy.
Speaker 1: Nice to meet you, Dan, Dan Fielding. I am Dan
Speaker 1: h random text just came in. Has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with any of that, Pat. This is a second person
Speaker 1: at least that I've seen this come from. Though it
Speaker 1: says Taco just drove by a Sonnies with a drive
Speaker 1: through in that too. I said Sonny's doesn't count for
Speaker 1: non fast food.
Speaker 3: For those of you who are completely lost right now
Speaker 3: on this sidetrack.
Speaker 1: I said it. I said, it's out of nowhere. Taco
Speaker 1: does not eat fast food. I started it from my
Speaker 1: new Year's resolution.
Speaker 3: I'm still definition of fast food is any place that
Speaker 3: has a drive through mm hm. And we have as
Speaker 3: a team, me and you listening right now, have provided
Speaker 3: plenty of examples of things that I think most people
Speaker 3: would argue would still categorize as fast food. But Taco
Speaker 3: again applies to the drive through mentality for exceptions. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and the Sonnis is one of those on his list
Speaker 3: without it.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the one that's just protected because well, just
Speaker 1: like you know, it's Sonny's.
Speaker 3: It's wonderful. Oh, I have nothing but great things to
Speaker 3: say about Sonny's.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna request and they close the drive through,
Speaker 1: no kidding.
Speaker 3: Japan is cracking down on what they call flashy baby
Speaker 3: names in a new naming law reform. Wow. Now, I
Speaker 3: don't want to get too in the weeds on this,
Speaker 3: but I guess in Japanese culture, the symbols that are
Speaker 3: used to put together words can be construed and pronounced
Speaker 3: in multiple ways in some cases, and some parents are
Speaker 3: taking advantage of this to I guess what ends up
Speaker 3: amounting to flashy names or inappropriate names for newborns, and
Speaker 3: they're taking steps to eliminate that. I guess they're creating
Speaker 3: a list of sorts which, oh, we're huge fans of that.
Speaker 1: Huh, in charge of you naming your own blood.
Speaker 3: Never mind any of this. What stands out to me
Speaker 3: is Japan has one of the its birth rates right
Speaker 3: now of any country in the world. They're concerned about,
Speaker 3: you know, maintaining their population. Don't come in and start
Speaker 3: telling the people who are knocking boots and procreating what
Speaker 3: big can and can't name their kids. Just be glad
Speaker 3: they're having kids.
Speaker 2: Say knocking boots, Yes, you know what I mean. Hey, honey,
Speaker 2: it's a nice Friday night.
Speaker 1: What do you say we go out to eat and
Speaker 1: come back home knock boots?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 1: Don't tell people how how they need to name their
Speaker 1: kid in Japan. They would lose their mind if they
Speaker 1: came here with some of the names, you know, like
Speaker 1: like the names of Egon's kid. I think was one
Speaker 1: of those super rich guys has a name like the
Speaker 1: letter Z or something.
Speaker 3: But you know, again, there's certainly you look at a
Speaker 3: lot of names anywhere and you go on that poor kid.
Speaker 3: But you know, look, if the kid you know gets
Speaker 3: to the age where they don't want to deal with
Speaker 3: that name, they can take test it to change it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but yeah, the years in school might be a little difficult.
Speaker 3: But uh oh, showing me a text that he doesn't
Speaker 3: want to read.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh my god, I know did.
Speaker 1: Whoever said that text knows exactly what text?
Speaker 2: I just showed it to Pat and can't read on
Speaker 2: the air.
Speaker 3: They have a point. They have a valid point, which
Speaker 3: gets back to my whole.
Speaker 2: I got you know, my whole.
Speaker 3: I there's a reason for stereotypes because they're rooted in
Speaker 3: truth as it regards specifically to that text.
Speaker 2: I gotcha.
Speaker 1: Somebody said Sonny's is technically a pickup window, not really
Speaker 1: a drive dude, Thank you, sick.
Speaker 3: We don't need to litigate this any further.
Speaker 2: People are texting them. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Guy in Canada is suing his ex girlfriend, claiming she
Speaker 3: ghosted him after winning a five million dollar lottery.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on to that thought, Hey, Pat, So
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here thinking, can you name a flashy Japanese name?
Speaker 3: I can't. There actually are some examples.
Speaker 1: Oh yok, now, I mean that's all about I got
Speaker 1: to think of the just top of the head.
Speaker 2: Somebody of course, Pikachu Caesar.
Speaker 3: Again, these are from Japanese perspective, not mine.
Speaker 2: They they named somebody a Japanese person's caesar. Yes.
Speaker 3: Other examples include lovely pudding and uh yeah, I mentioned Pikachu.
Speaker 3: There's so there's some examples that they consider flashy.
Speaker 1: I just you know, you gotta Southern putting up and
Speaker 1: call it pudding. You know, I get I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: me out on some of that pudding.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: All right, listen to this ghosting situation. There's a five
Speaker 3: million dollar lottery ticket and.
Speaker 2: We'll putting this whole pizza in my mouth. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Lawrence Campbell in Winnipeg, Canada has has launched a lawsuit
Speaker 3: against his ex Crystal McKay. The two were together for
Speaker 3: a while. Lawrence bought a lottery tickets while they were together,
Speaker 3: gave it to her to hold on to after he
Speaker 3: scanned it and found that it was a winner, big winner,
Speaker 3: all right. They went to cash this in and they
Speaker 3: told Lawrence he couldn't cash it because he did a
Speaker 3: check or claim that big. He needed to have a
Speaker 3: valid Canadian ID, which he did not have. So they
Speaker 3: were like, someone else is gonna have to claim this ticket. Okay, Crystal,
Speaker 3: you do it, And she did.
Speaker 2: And that she in the wind.
Speaker 3: So Lawrence starts trying to track her down. No response,
Speaker 3: radio silence, So he started going to some of her
Speaker 3: quote favorite places she liked to party.
Speaker 2: He found her with another dude spending five mil. Oh that.
Speaker 3: I want to get yourself an ID to start with, Lawrence,
Speaker 3: would be my first move.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't hand it to her as your second move.
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