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Speaker 5: Yes we are, welcome back everybody, and uh who am
Speaker 5: I joined by?
Speaker 6: This is actually really fitting that I am back on
Speaker 6: the show after my long hiatus.
Speaker 5: People won't notice, but it was over a month.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I've been like, anyone who's a fan of
Speaker 6: Baltimour shows might have noticed that my show is completely disappeared,
Speaker 6: dispared rock Instagram and everything. And you could say I
Speaker 6: was abducted by aliens and I managed to escape and
Speaker 6: get back to art. But yeah, I guess some of
Speaker 6: the stuff that you would hear about alien inductions like
Speaker 6: pro being and injections and vaccines and shit like that
Speaker 6: may have something to do with why I nearly died.
Speaker 5: I said the V word YouTube, don't don't anything.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's fine, they're really fun and good. Keep us monetized, yummy, or.
Speaker 7: Even though we're not monetized because we're labeled as dangerous
Speaker 7: and controversial, so that's fine, Well you are dangerous.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I'm glad to be back.
Speaker 6: I'm glad to be back on this side of the
Speaker 6: podcast world, to be honest, every time I hear that
Speaker 6: intro song, I'm like, I.
Speaker 5: Love the show.
Speaker 6: Do you like our new our new intro? Just just
Speaker 6: in case, because I was like, I love, I love
Speaker 6: how you've done it. But then you couldn't help yourself
Speaker 6: but like turn it into kind of like a joke
Speaker 6: and like a little bit of an f you to people.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well that's the whole point, right, Like for everybody
Speaker 7: I did like the like, this show is not for
Speaker 7: you know, the easily offended and people that can't take
Speaker 7: a joke, because we're just having fun. It's just a conversation, right,
Speaker 7: And a lot of people get like butt heart about
Speaker 7: things or they think that they're right about everything, and
Speaker 7: I'm just here to bring light to the darkness and
Speaker 7: have a little fun. That's why I started this show,
Speaker 7: you know. And like I was gonna say that recently,
Speaker 7: someone called this out a bit shoot. Bit shoot is
Speaker 7: like a reject YouTube for everyone that gets canceled in banned.
Speaker 7: It's like for rejects. That's why we're on it. But
Speaker 7: somebody comments I was gonna mention this to Billy that
Speaker 7: I mentioned that the the Israelis were digging up dead
Speaker 7: Palestinian children to.
Speaker 5: Take their organs.
Speaker 7: I saw videos of this and people pointing that this
Speaker 7: could have been what they were doing, and this person
Speaker 7: was like, well, organs only last a couple hours. And
Speaker 7: they went off or like you guys sound stupid and
Speaker 7: all this stuff, and I'm like I did say that
Speaker 7: they were dead, but I do think that they were
Speaker 7: digging up people who were alive that they could bring
Speaker 7: out from the rubble. And actually, buddy, organs, some organs
Speaker 7: can last up to fucking forty eight hours. So and
Speaker 7: uh but the guys like, you know, it's going off
Speaker 7: in the comments, I bit shoot and uh, you know
Speaker 7: the I think that stuff like this does take place,
Speaker 7: But sometimes I just say shit that I think could
Speaker 7: be true?
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 5: I don't know. Maybe I wasn't there were you there?
Speaker 5: I don't think so I can't. Every time I look
Speaker 5: at you, I'm like Peaklinders.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 7: That's why I'm forevery all the audio listeners. I'm dressed
Speaker 7: up and we are. We're going back to the we
Speaker 7: go nineteen fifties.
Speaker 5: Everybody.
Speaker 6: Ah, Yes, call back to Great Breton. That's a hot
Speaker 6: spotify UFL activity. Allot of cases from the United States
Speaker 6: tend to get a more coverage. Looking back throughout the
Speaker 6: history of UFO cases, the Night Kingdom, the place is
Speaker 6: absolutely teaming with the UFO weirdness.
Speaker 7: This island the island of regular haunts for ignomatic forces.
Speaker 7: One case has been a long lodged within the UFO
Speaker 7: history of this place and.
Speaker 5: An I'm assuming man who managed to take.
Speaker 7: A name for himself as one of the first known
Speaker 7: alien abductees from the Regent. It is a very odd story. Indeed, yes, yes,
Speaker 7: it is very odd.
Speaker 6: I your accents are so odd I can't even pinpoint
Speaker 6: what they are anymore. Like it's like an accent that's
Speaker 6: not of this art, which is probably fit and considered
Speaker 6: we're talking about aliens, but it's.
Speaker 5: Like, I don't even know how to explain it anymore.
Speaker 6: It's like some weird like Scottish, Jamaican, like American guy
Speaker 6: like I was only listening to our episode of the
Speaker 6: whatever it was called, bally called and like just your
Speaker 6: your attempt at the accent was just woeful but also hilarious.
Speaker 7: Well that's a point, right, Taking nothing seriously is part
Speaker 7: of what we do here. And if you want to
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Speaker 7: site right now. And kid, all the postal workers are
Speaker 7: on strike because they're greedy pieces of shit, but uh, you.
Speaker 5: Know, I'm sure someone out there is listening.
Speaker 7: It's like, hey, I'm like, well, you know, everybody's broke
Speaker 7: right now in Canada, not just you.
Speaker 5: So just the way that the.
Speaker 7: Cookie crumbles, that's just the way the cocky crumbles, Not
Speaker 7: like I somebody's can do the nineteen fifties, but it
Speaker 7: goes weird.
Speaker 5: Papa pay I got to stuff at Papa Have you.
Speaker 7: Know, But I'm gonna have on this one because we're
Speaker 7: we're talking about UFOs in Britain, and for for everybody
Speaker 7: that is watching or listening, all the imagery that we're
Speaker 7: gonna bring up today, uh is all made by AI.
Speaker 7: Because I couldn't find literally any images about this story
Speaker 7: and the guy. I even looked at the guy's name
Speaker 7: and it kept bringing up James James Cook, the Explorer,
Speaker 7: And this guy's name is James Cook with an E. Yeah,
Speaker 7: so this should be pretty interesting. So I'm dressed up
Speaker 7: like a nineteen fifties guy. I got my fake cigar
Speaker 7: when I got when I was I literally went to
Speaker 7: a nineteen twenties party, So I just got like a
Speaker 7: peaking blinder's hat and also got.
Speaker 6: How does he have like outfits for every single episode?
Speaker 5: What the fuck?
Speaker 7: It definitely does seem like that. It's a big throwback
Speaker 7: last I dressed really up with like up tie and stuff.
Speaker 7: The one time that me and Anton did like a
Speaker 7: Haunted Christmas episode where it was like all from back
Speaker 7: in the.
Speaker 5: Day, Oh what the fuck? Man Tom just soiled his pants,
Speaker 5: Like this has been sitting there the whole the whole time.
Speaker 5: Are you destroyed? Oh yeah, it looks like I pissed myself. Nice,
Speaker 5: it's not the only thing is though.
Speaker 6: Now you can get away with actually pissing yourself.
Speaker 5: It's true. It's true.
Speaker 6: So because I was just listening to For anyone who's
Speaker 6: who's listening to this at some point if you want
Speaker 6: to go check out Class Horror cast, probably by the
Speaker 6: time you hear this the Halloween special that's fucking a
Speaker 6: month later. Yeah, it was just hilarious because I seem
Speaker 6: to have for somebody who has a horror podcast, I
Speaker 6: seem to have a habit of either not releasing the
Speaker 6: Halloween special or released in about six months after.
Speaker 5: I always seem to fumble the bag every Halloween.
Speaker 7: But it was supposed to be on if you guys know,
Speaker 7: you guys would have heard it. But we were calling
Speaker 7: her Aaron on the cause you're supposed to.
Speaker 6: Be there, and I was on my debtbed while the
Speaker 6: guys were talking about me.
Speaker 5: Yes, Aaron's been he's been a sick boy, sick boy.
Speaker 6: But yeah, I just I was listening to the very
Speaker 6: end of the Halloween special where both of us talk
Speaker 6: about our pissing habits every time we record.
Speaker 7: It's so true, it's terrible. As you were go long haul.
Speaker 7: That's why I was trying to when uh, I don't
Speaker 7: know when this will be all we'll see. But when
Speaker 7: me and Jeweles did the Porka Elders of Zion, I
Speaker 7: had some pretty long videos. I was like, there's like
Speaker 7: a ten minute video, there's a five minute I was
Speaker 7: if anyone needs to your innae because people are understand
Speaker 7: sitting here, especially on the episodes where we're drinking beer
Speaker 7: and stuff like that, and then you're having a couple
Speaker 7: of drinks and then you know it's everyone.
Speaker 5: See seems like fun and games, like you even talk
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 6: At the end of the Halloween especially, you're like, I'm
Speaker 6: gonna end up with some like form of like disease
Speaker 6: and like holding my pace for hours at a time.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and so everyone that didn't know my if there
Speaker 7: is listening to my beer spilt everywhere.
Speaker 5: I have one of these nice little stubby bottles. I
Speaker 5: only had two of these.
Speaker 7: I was saving him for the show, and I'm not
Speaker 7: really drinking right now, but I thought this would be
Speaker 7: kind of nice.
Speaker 5: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 7: It's a a tag, a tag work triple, whatever that is.
Speaker 7: It's eight point five percent though. It's literally not what
Speaker 7: flavor is it. Is it some weird ship like banana
Speaker 7: fucking something. No, it actually it's uh, I don't know.
Speaker 7: It kind of tastes like wine, like a beery wine.
Speaker 7: Like I'm not sure if I like this. And it's
Speaker 7: literally not stopping overflowing. It's like not stopping at all.
Speaker 7: And I'm like, yeah, that's a movie we should do sometime,
Speaker 7: Toxic Avengers. Avengers is just an Avenger, but yeah, this
Speaker 7: is Yeah, this is not stopping this beer. Of course,
Speaker 7: as soon as we come back, all hell breaks loose. Yes,
Speaker 7: I see I see my brother in the check claiming
Speaker 7: that Aaron likes to get probed. Okay, this is supposed
Speaker 7: to be a rock cuts.
Speaker 6: You know, you might he might be right. I think
Speaker 6: at one point I was pretty open minded, and I
Speaker 6: was like, you know what, I'd be partial. Then when
Speaker 6: the opportunity presents itself, I don't think I would actually
Speaker 6: get pegged.
Speaker 5: Always have to be probed. We've talked about this.
Speaker 7: The idea of probing was the idea that maybe they
Speaker 7: were sticking something in your spine. It's I'm gonna attribute
Speaker 7: it to the ass but who knows. So yeah, great
Speaker 7: Britain has you know, it's it's supposed me it's a
Speaker 7: hotspot for UFOs. And like we a lot of the
Speaker 7: UFO cases we talk about, and we'll talk about a
Speaker 7: lot of them do centered around the United States. For
Speaker 7: some reason, there's more wacky people there. There's a large
Speaker 7: amount of people in the States compared to like Canada,
Speaker 7: even like Cana's got roughly the same population as like California,
Speaker 7: which we want to keep it that way.
Speaker 5: I think, you know, you guys over there have obviously
Speaker 5: a way bigger population, so like obviously way more mentally
Speaker 5: ill people.
Speaker 7: It's true they say, like I don't know, something ridiculous
Speaker 7: like seventy percent of the people that support the left
Speaker 7: or whatever or mentally ill, and then something like crazy
Speaker 7: some like absurdly high. But you know, when you're supporting
Speaker 7: communist ideologies, not reading a book into communism at all.
Speaker 5: That's probably probably makes sense, you know.
Speaker 6: Do you so to tell it back into alien abductions?
Speaker 6: Do you feel then that there's a correlation between most
Speaker 6: people that claim to have been abducted are like the
Speaker 6: mentally ill like kind of half retired of people.
Speaker 7: Well, the weird thing is, right, is there is a
Speaker 7: side of me, right that does think that it's possible, right,
Speaker 7: because I do think that there's demonic forces or things
Speaker 7: that exist. I think they're interdimensional, right, they exist in
Speaker 7: another reality and that's why they're like for even like
Speaker 7: the people are like, well, the Earth is fucking flat.
Speaker 7: I don't think necessarily it is.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm not I don't go to space.
Speaker 5: I don't know what's up there.
Speaker 7: But either way, they're probably interdimensional, which they don't even
Speaker 7: exist in this physical plane. But there is some crazy
Speaker 7: stories out there. Eventually we will be talking about a
Speaker 7: very sexy abduction at some I think that, yeah, we
Speaker 7: gotta get you and Billy on for that one, because
Speaker 7: it's it's a ton of fun. This guy claims to
Speaker 7: be to like that like premantis creatures are watching him
Speaker 7: have sex with aliens. Some crazy stuff there's a couple
Speaker 7: of weird stories like that, and if you haven't heard,
Speaker 7: you can go back and listen to Me and Billy's
Speaker 7: episode about sexual alien encounters, and there will be more
Speaker 7: to come.
Speaker 5: But there's crazy people and there's people that are credible.
Speaker 7: And then there's the Barney and Benny Barney and Betty
Speaker 7: Hill case, which me and you talked about kind of
Speaker 7: on our whole alien inbduction kind of deep dive is
Speaker 7: how deep does the probe go?
Speaker 5: We called it is like how much of that is
Speaker 5: the CIA?
Speaker 7: Because there is real theories that people really do believe
Speaker 7: that some of those well known abduction cases were our
Speaker 7: own governments doing that, putting these people in some sort
Speaker 7: of distress state on psychedelic drugs and then convincing them.
Speaker 7: You know, do you got I don't know, Ronald Wagging
Speaker 7: coming in now, I think I don't know if he
Speaker 7: was the president of the time, coming in an alien mask,
Speaker 7: you know. And then you got like Kenry Kissinger addresses
Speaker 7: like a Nazi in the background, and they're like, you're
Speaker 7: on a spaceship man.
Speaker 5: It's like, am I really.
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 5: I mean, I actually don't know.
Speaker 6: Where I lie with the whole alien and like alien,
Speaker 6: like I suppose more traditional idea of aliens.
Speaker 5: Part of my brain, I guess.
Speaker 6: Can go with the like, oh, you know, bullshit, it's
Speaker 6: just a big fucking thing to distract us from what's
Speaker 6: actually going on. And there's the side of me that's like,
Speaker 6: there's some compelling stories out there, and I was like,
Speaker 6: I just kind of feel like maybe some of the
Speaker 6: stories are a bit more like you said, a bit
Speaker 6: more credible, and I also want to believe, like they
Speaker 6: all want to believe. Yeah, not to like fucking rip
Speaker 6: off the X Files whatever, but like I kind of
Speaker 6: want the world to be like that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know, And it would be like I've said,
Speaker 7: I would find it more scary if the government was
Speaker 7: doing it without our knowledge, in like abducting people and
Speaker 7: doing god knows what and experimenting on them. I find
Speaker 7: that more scary than actual aliens do it. Because if
Speaker 7: there is negative ets, then there has to be positive.
Speaker 7: I don't like Stephen Greer and people like that are
Speaker 7: all like you know, they're all they're all, uh, they're
Speaker 7: all positive, and it's like no, no, no, there has
Speaker 7: to be dark to have light. There has to be
Speaker 7: light to have dark. There has to be these duality
Speaker 7: of darkness and light and good and evil. It's how
Speaker 7: our reality exists. We can clearly see on this planet
Speaker 7: that evil exists. That's a fact. You can see it
Speaker 7: very clearly, especially with the stuff that's going on. So
Speaker 7: you know, who knows. But this is a strange story.
Speaker 7: It's a fun one, and that's why I want to
Speaker 7: get in this break and we you know, we we
Speaker 7: try to dance around certain subjects and go from my
Speaker 7: cryptids to like aliens to but I'm I've been I've
Speaker 7: been like my my balls are now dipping into the water.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm not toes deep anymore. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 5: getting in.
Speaker 7: I'm getting to that point where you're starting to get like,
Speaker 7: you know, the when you're walking in the water, just
Speaker 7: getting the shivers, you know. And everyone's afraid to get
Speaker 7: past that point where especially men, where they're there they're submerged,
Speaker 7: let's say, right, And I've been just in there with
Speaker 7: the conspiracy episodes and stuff that I've been writing out
Speaker 7: and researching and try not to try not to dance
Speaker 7: around the j question too much, but it's it's tickling
Speaker 7: my fancy right now.
Speaker 5: So if anyone knows, they know, you know, but you'll
Speaker 5: find out. This was actually a case when when you
Speaker 5: said it to me, I had a similar I know
Speaker 5: you mentioned about searching the name and nothing really comes up.
Speaker 5: I literally don't know anything. That's good.
Speaker 7: You're going in with Billy Billy whent mom. He always
Speaker 7: goes in blind. So this is the story of James Cook,
Speaker 7: a resident of run Corn Corn run Corn. Sure, uh
Speaker 7: this literally I would spell run Corn. The English really
Speaker 7: have creative names. Chest Shia. Oh no, oh no, okay,
Speaker 7: there we go. Come on, come back, come back, come back, racaus.
Speaker 7: Chelsea's on the internet. Now there all right? Thanks, thanks
Speaker 7: Chelsea for ruining my internet.
Speaker 5: That it's nice. We got a new follower and rumble
Speaker 5: okay back can you still? Can you hear me clearly?
Speaker 5: Are we good?
Speaker 6: God?
Speaker 5: Give it a second. Everyings out a synk? Can you
Speaker 5: hear me?
Speaker 4: God?
Speaker 5: Damn this, I'll have to edit this movivie. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: can hear you fine? Can you?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 5: You're like lagging like souper.
Speaker 7: It looks super clear on my side now I have
Speaker 7: no Internet issues. It's not saying I have anything wrong.
Speaker 7: It looks clear as day to be.
Speaker 6: Great, Well, I think there's another flucker. As I get
Speaker 6: twenty second today, I think.
Speaker 7: I'm fine. It says that I have clear internet. Now
Speaker 7: can you hear me right now? Yeah, yeah, I can
Speaker 7: hear you.
Speaker 6: Okay, now it's after catching up, but it's off weird,
Speaker 6: so weird. Well, I'll have to cut that fucking rock
Speaker 6: cuts for twitch. So The strange story of James Cook,
Speaker 6: a resident of run Corn, very creative in England run
Speaker 6: Corn chesa Shia, England, begins on September seventh, nineteen fifty seven,
Speaker 6: at two fifteen am in the morning. He would claim
Speaker 6: that he's sot was put into a topathic contact with
Speaker 6: some sort of extraterrestrial force that compelled him to go
Speaker 6: outside in the dead of night towards the top of
Speaker 6: a remote hill of Runcorn. At the time, he had
Speaker 6: no idea why this should be, no clear reason for
Speaker 6: why he was being drawn to that place or what
Speaker 6: he would find there.
Speaker 7: He just knew that he had to go, and his
Speaker 7: body seemed to move at its own volition, bringing him
Speaker 7: closer to his unknown destination as he drew closer. As
Speaker 7: he drew towards the hill, he did not know what
Speaker 7: awaited him but it would turn out to be perhaps
Speaker 7: even more bizarre than he could even possibly imagine. Yes,
Speaker 7: So once at the hill, he climbed up. I'm not
Speaker 7: gonna do that voice the whole time. I'm sure that
Speaker 7: would do white people. Once that he climbed to the
Speaker 7: top of the hill. At first he saw nothing, no
Speaker 7: great revelation waiting for him, no answers to the question
Speaker 7: swirling in his mind. So somehow this telepathic voice told
Speaker 7: him to go to the top of this hill and
Speaker 7: runcorn fun name. He spent a few moments staying there, dumbfounded,
Speaker 7: wondering why he was even there, and then he claimed
Speaker 7: to see a blinding light approach him, which turned out
Speaker 7: to be coming from a disc shaped UFO object measuring
Speaker 7: around twelve feet in diameter. Very strange, very strange. What's up,
Speaker 7: everybody in the chat? Yes, very strange. He sees this UFO,
Speaker 7: we stand on a hill. He's like, don't know what
Speaker 7: that is, very strange. And then he's like, this is
Speaker 7: really weird. The mysterious craft swooped down.
Speaker 5: Holy you have bo you were Oh dude, stop yelling,
Speaker 5: you're breaking up.
Speaker 4: I didn't catch that last part.
Speaker 3: Closed encounter close encounter.
Speaker 4: Close encounter, well kind, first second.
Speaker 7: They're after me.
Speaker 5: They're kind already run man, I think the fourth.
Speaker 4: Kind is a butt thing.
Speaker 5: Empathy empathy, so funny, what what kind he's like?
Speaker 4: They're after me?
Speaker 7: I never watched Supernatural, but I feel like I should. Yeah, yeah, definitely,
Speaker 7: all right, I feel like I really like it.
Speaker 5: So yeah.
Speaker 7: The mysterious craft swooped down over him to hover not
Speaker 7: far away, just a few inches above the ground. And
Speaker 7: although Cook James Cook, but he had been terrified, he
Speaker 7: he was oddly calm. Or he should have been terrified,
Speaker 7: but he was oddly calm and unafraid. As he looked
Speaker 7: on at an odd sight, the UFO changed colors from
Speaker 7: blue to white.
Speaker 6: Then it turned a rather sinister red. Didn't understand why,
Speaker 6: very strange, indeed as a dark red. Yet he still
Speaker 6: still maybe overcame by the strange sense of being calm
Speaker 6: that kept him from running away.
Speaker 7: A slope staircase emerged from the saucer and extended down
Speaker 7: to the ground, where a voice came out of the
Speaker 7: blue into his mind.
Speaker 5: Open your butt cheeks, let me see it inside. Just kidding,
Speaker 5: it's like that Michael Jackson. Shit, I don't believe it.
Speaker 7: I tend to believe that Michael Jackson was killed by
Speaker 7: the ones of the Tiny Little Hats because they didn't
Speaker 7: like how he said the word the K.
Speaker 5: Word in a song kick me Me, No, no, no no.
Speaker 5: They actually got su for that. But in the and
Speaker 5: then finding never Land up.
Speaker 7: So I always bring this up that he, like the
Speaker 7: kids said, he like stared into his butthole like it
Speaker 7: was some fucking imagine magic. It's like, if you were traumatized,
Speaker 7: why would you like know the like and why would
Speaker 7: you be explaining the immense details on like a documentary.
Speaker 7: It seems like you want money, just seems like you
Speaker 7: want He's tapped into my butthole.
Speaker 5: I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's such a weird like I feel like, out
Speaker 6: of all the things I could say, yeah, like what
Speaker 6: like why that I know that's such a weird, like
Speaker 6: if you actually think about that, that's staring into the
Speaker 6: dark abyss weird thing to say. Like, I mean, don't
Speaker 6: get me wrong, right, you've shared buttholes. Well I guess
Speaker 6: doggy star right, Yeah, Well, like I I love women,
Speaker 6: that's that like knows me will know that it was
Speaker 6: a bit of a fiend, and like, you know, there's
Speaker 6: I think there's always a degree. Maybe it's just like
Speaker 6: a male thing or whatever, but there's always that little
Speaker 6: guy in the back of your head that's.
Speaker 5: Like you're still gone back.
Speaker 6: Women are great, who But like, I don't know if
Speaker 6: I've like and like I said, as somebody who was
Speaker 6: probably addicted to intercourse at one point, I don't think
Speaker 6: I was ever like let me spread the cheeks and
Speaker 6: just like stare into the abyss.
Speaker 5: I think he gave it a little wink.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like it's just like, don't get me wrong, I've
Speaker 6: probably done some really awful, weird ship that I will never.
Speaker 5: Talk about on the internet.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, sometimes I'm like I wish there was
Speaker 6: like a time in a place where we could like
Speaker 6: really go extreme and stuff. I have stories I don't
Speaker 6: tell anybody like my thing and then is like Jesus,
Speaker 6: I could alter the rest of my life in a
Speaker 6: good way.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's true. But we've talked off air about ship.
Speaker 7: But and and everyone's kind of done those things where
Speaker 7: you're like, especially females don't understand that the man thing
Speaker 7: where it's like and then they eugism.
Speaker 5: And then it's like oh yeah, Like yeah, when you're
Speaker 5: in that like it's like you're I don't know, like
Speaker 5: drunk or like on drugs or some shing. Yeah, you're
Speaker 5: in a demonic state of being possessed.
Speaker 6: It seems like, dude, I swear to God and I'm like,
Speaker 6: you know, ees are like half rolled into the back
Speaker 6: of your head and you're like, I will literally do
Speaker 6: anything I don't hear. And then it's like you said,
Speaker 6: like that realization hits and like everything goes grayscale and
Speaker 6: you're like, yeah, oh god, I am fucking don't live
Speaker 6: in the Middle East man where they're like raping dolphins
Speaker 6: out of existence. So yeah, there's a pink dolphin that
Speaker 6: the pakistanis literally raped out of existence because they have
Speaker 6: a hole on them that is like similar to a
Speaker 6: vagina or some fucked up ship, not to mention all
Speaker 6: the goat fucking they do, you know.
Speaker 7: So it could be worse, could be worse. Your worst
Speaker 7: fat might be might be like might be just like
Speaker 7: eating peanuts for for some of the Arabic.
Speaker 6: I just like, no, no, we can't actually know. I
Speaker 6: better not say an example like canceled. I was going
Speaker 6: to say, this is about UFO as we always get
Speaker 6: so off topic into the weirdest things.
Speaker 5: But like so he's like he's up to this point.
Speaker 7: He's like there's the weird telepath of communications coming through
Speaker 7: his head, which we hear a lot throughout UFO cases,
Speaker 7: or something's like talking to him. But it just felt
Speaker 7: like it's been just kind of vague, uh, indeniable, that's
Speaker 7: a weird that's a weird word, and yeah whatever, but
Speaker 7: this force, I don't think that's a real word, pushing
Speaker 7: him along towards that hill without any actual words. He
Speaker 7: was like drawn towards it. But now there was a
Speaker 7: clear voice in his head that told him not to
Speaker 7: be afraid.
Speaker 5: Don't be afraid, James, don't be afraid. Well yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: don't be afraid James.
Speaker 7: There's sorry everybody, but the wife isn't bringing up James
Speaker 7: and the Giant Peach where it's like that one song
Speaker 7: was like I'm James James or whatever. I'm like, man,
Speaker 7: I have to rewatch them. We kind of scared me
Speaker 7: when I was a kid. I'm not gonna lie, you know.
Speaker 6: I was literally the minute you mentioned James and the
Speaker 6: Giant Peach, I was like I think I was actually
Speaker 6: afraid that is a kid, you know that weird like
Speaker 6: stop motional looking thing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and they have like the bugs in the peach
Speaker 7: and then the family that like the man. We should
Speaker 7: cover that on class hororc Ash and how.
Speaker 5: We're doing that's actually kind of scary off topic, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean, Like we haven't done off topics since.
Speaker 7: The what's that called toys toys some toys by toys Soldiers,
Speaker 7: small soldiers.
Speaker 6: Still I still don't care. I still want to do Adam.
Speaker 6: I'm actually going to like I'm going to I've seen
Speaker 6: another podcast I listened to.
Speaker 5: Its fine.
Speaker 6: They have this thing where they anytime to mention the
Speaker 6: S word, like the yeah, rather than saying that they're like,
Speaker 6: oh yeah, he YouTube algorithms himself.
Speaker 5: That's fine. I don't want to maybe thinking of but
Speaker 5: I was going to say, I was.
Speaker 6: Going to YouTube algorithm myself if we don't do the
Speaker 6: AMSAMMI movies at some stage in the next couple.
Speaker 7: So I don't know if you want to do it
Speaker 7: after what we have planned next for class forecasts. But
Speaker 7: I've already watched the first one and I'm in the
Speaker 7: middle of watching the second one right now.
Speaker 6: I also actually need to because remember what we said
Speaker 6: we were going to do.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, we can't do that right now, there's no
Speaker 7: way if you want to do that, I'll try to.
Speaker 7: I'll try to do what I can do. It was
Speaker 7: just like we're just like dancing around this ship. But yeah,
Speaker 7: we have a lot of stuff in the works. But
Speaker 7: James the Giant Peach was a horror movie, and for
Speaker 7: class forecast, we're gonna do what we call like off
Speaker 7: brand episodes, and that would be perfect because it's just funny.
Speaker 5: This guy's name is James.
Speaker 7: And then recently the wife was in bed like singing
Speaker 7: the song, and then I was trying to sleep and
Speaker 7: she like put this song right next to my ear
Speaker 7: and I was like, get the.
Speaker 5: Shit out of here. It's like, I'm James.
Speaker 7: I can't remember the whole song, but it's if I
Speaker 7: play a good copywrten But like everything, I remember the
Speaker 7: the creepy ants and there's like so many weird shit
Speaker 7: about that film.
Speaker 5: Remember the I don't know if you can bring this
Speaker 5: up for a second. Yeah, yeah, I'll try.
Speaker 6: With my lack of mouse, I don't know if this
Speaker 6: will work or not, and we'll get off this tangent
Speaker 6: super big Just on the topic of like you mentioned
Speaker 6: this movie, Oh yeah, not freaked me out, man, I know, dude,
Speaker 6: like that whole thing used to scare me a massive amount.
Speaker 5: I'm glad to know that I wasn't the only person.
Speaker 7: I think it's scared everybody except from my wife. But
Speaker 7: like it's like they look scary. Man.
Speaker 5: I saw that in theaters too.
Speaker 7: If you if somebody's listening, you've never seen James in
Speaker 7: the Giant Peach smoke up a big fatty and then
Speaker 7: watch that ship. I actually am convinced now that we
Speaker 7: need to do it for a class horor cast episode now,
Speaker 7: just because how like messed up the film is.
Speaker 5: So you know, this guy is like he's drawn towards
Speaker 5: this hill. That's as far as we got. He is bad.
Speaker 7: He's drawn towards this hill, and you know, now here
Speaker 7: hearing actual words, you know in his head, you know,
Speaker 7: being like don't be afraid? Oh yeah, why does he
Speaker 7: have an accent? Don't be why I can't retire? Like,
Speaker 7: how do I not do an accent? How do I
Speaker 7: do an alien voice?
Speaker 5: I'll be afraid? Come up the staircase sounds like there
Speaker 5: you go, there you go.
Speaker 7: I have an episode for you that you need to
Speaker 7: do the high pitch one on. It has to be
Speaker 7: all three of us though, because it's it's, uh, it's
Speaker 7: a fucked one.
Speaker 5: It's a really fucked up episode, is it. Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I I just feel like I was gonna edit
Speaker 7: my voice doing it after, but it would make more
Speaker 7: sense to just to give you the script and then
Speaker 7: have you read off of his It's I really want
Speaker 7: to cover Jeff the Talking Mongoose. I've had fans tell
Speaker 7: us for years to do it, but it's it's long,
Speaker 7: and it's really funny and really weird, weirdest Poulter Guy's
Speaker 7: case I've ever fucking heard of. And I want Billy
Speaker 7: to be there because and but then we need you
Speaker 7: there for the voice because it's like perfect of what
Speaker 7: they claim. He actually sounds like, yeah, just do say
Speaker 7: James go to the stairs. Uh you know, he's getting
Speaker 7: called towards the stairs of the Flying.
Speaker 4: Saucer, James the stairs.
Speaker 5: They're actually nice aliens. This sounds like the Walmart thing.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 6: It's like when I first said it, I was like,
Speaker 6: this sounds like something like a fucking supermarket.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, it's like, please go to the checkout please.
Speaker 5: That's so funny. Man made me laugh.
Speaker 7: Although he was apprehensive to do this, the mysterious force
Speaker 7: compelled him to comply, and his legs began to walk
Speaker 7: up the stairs without.
Speaker 5: His direction direct control.
Speaker 7: So it reminds me there's I don't know what movie
Speaker 7: is this bird reminds you of like his legs are
Speaker 7: taking taking steps before the rest of his body.
Speaker 5: So it's like bind, Yeah, so funny.
Speaker 7: And an interesting detail is that he approached the ramp,
Speaker 7: he stepped into a puddle of water.
Speaker 5: This is where it gets like weird.
Speaker 7: Once he's like in the ship, He's like he steps
Speaker 7: upon this weird puddle of water, I guess. And then
Speaker 7: it's like when his and when his wet foot touched
Speaker 7: the surface, he felt a powerful shock that momentarily staggered him,
Speaker 7: as well as a similar shock on his hands on
Speaker 7: like the rail, so like static shock, and he's like
Speaker 7: putting his hand on the rail, very strange and then
Speaker 7: which you would later claim had left to burn on him.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 7: It was the same way me and Billy talked about
Speaker 7: a UFO case in Canada of a Polish guy that
Speaker 7: like saw this UFO craft and this guy like balls
Speaker 7: of steel and he just walked up to it. He
Speaker 7: saw this thing come down he thought was like the
Speaker 7: Russians or some shit, and he like went up to
Speaker 7: the craft and like stuck his head.
Speaker 5: In and was like, hello, is anybody in there?
Speaker 7: And like and then he like this exhaust fan burnt
Speaker 7: his stomach and there was like all these like markings
Speaker 7: on his stomach. It's such a weird case because this
Speaker 7: guy like didn't didn't have no care in the world,
Speaker 7: just walked up, was like, Oh, who cares if it's
Speaker 7: the evil Russians that everyone tells us are so evil,
Speaker 7: I'm gonna go up. There's in the sixties, I think.
Speaker 7: And he said, I'm just gonna stick my head and
Speaker 7: be like, hello, is anybody in there? Like I would
Speaker 7: I don't know if I would do that.
Speaker 6: Man, Yeah, I was just gonna say, that's probably the
Speaker 6: last thing that I would do.
Speaker 7: I like, I've for my whole life, I've wanted to
Speaker 7: meet Aliens. I would before, like the thing listen to
Speaker 7: me before, Like a paranormal was my first love. The paranormal,
Speaker 7: Wigi boards, the ghosts, things that like at a very
Speaker 7: young age was very much like what is going on
Speaker 7: outside of death, like what happens after this?
Speaker 5: You know, I've explained many times.
Speaker 7: We used the Weigi board a lot, and I was
Speaker 7: like perplexed by the idea of what lays beyond this reality.
Speaker 7: And some of the movies I watched influence that, like
Speaker 7: horror movies of course. But then next came aliens, Like
Speaker 7: I became obsessed where I used to smoke cigarettes. I
Speaker 7: would stand outside and and I especially in the winter,
Speaker 7: we could see all the stars in Canada, Like it
Speaker 7: would be like you would see a ton of stars
Speaker 7: and you're look I would constantly look up and watching
Speaker 7: the stars, and I see things move, and I was like.
Speaker 4: It drew me in.
Speaker 7: And according to Elizabeth April, I probably could be a
Speaker 7: star seed. She's like, you're you have all the symptoms
Speaker 7: if that is true. But I told her these stories
Speaker 7: about like I just love the idea. And I used
Speaker 7: to like look up the Galactic Federation of Light, which
Speaker 7: she supposed to we has contact with, and I used
Speaker 7: to like, uh, like, were watching all these videos back
Speaker 7: when YouTube was actually a good content creator platform, and
Speaker 7: there were just so many crazy cool videos of alien
Speaker 7: abductions and stuff like that, and it's always something that
Speaker 7: I've been drawn towards is like I feel like I'm
Speaker 7: different than most of the people around me and in
Speaker 7: this physical form, and I'm sure people, even us in
Speaker 7: the show think that.
Speaker 5: So I would love a few men aliens so much.
Speaker 7: But they gotta be like the Nordic ones, real airyan looking,
Speaker 7: you know, stuff the Nazis would love.
Speaker 6: It'd be just hilarious to me if you had some
Speaker 6: sort of like alien encounter and then just to watch
Speaker 6: you like come back on the show and be like manic,
Speaker 6: I'm trying to like over explain the fact that like no, no, no,
Speaker 6: I really did meet it. I'll be like, Okay, Tommy,
Speaker 6: you're gonna need to be committed to your psychotic I know.
Speaker 7: It could get there. So once aboard, he found himself
Speaker 7: in a room, just just a room.
Speaker 5: It was very weird. Didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 7: He was inside of the UFO, inside of it. He
Speaker 7: was inside the ship. And it's so funny using AI
Speaker 7: like some of the things that you can come up
Speaker 7: with it. Like I was cutting a clip for a
Speaker 7: clip for Elizabeth April explaining how she had a Reptilian boyfriend,
Speaker 7: and I put like reptilian attacking blonde woman or whatever, right,
Speaker 7: and it kept coming up these images of like a
Speaker 7: sensual like a blonde woman like making out with a
Speaker 7: reptilian and stuff like that. Like not the attacking is
Speaker 7: like an attacking, but every every image that it produced
Speaker 7: was very like sensual, like they're like making love. It
Speaker 7: was very weird, and I was, like I said attacking,
Speaker 7: I didn't say, like making love with a reptilian. And
Speaker 7: it's almost like the reptilians hacking in the algorithm are
Speaker 7: like no, no, no, no, they blonde women love us.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 7: It's very weird because every image was just like in
Speaker 7: like wearing like just bras and like kissing a reptilian
Speaker 7: creature is very weird, I said, attacking.
Speaker 5: How do aliens reproduce?
Speaker 6: So so I know what we have, Like there's obviously
Speaker 6: without getting to like in like all the different aspects
Speaker 6: of like booth I suppose for for like the layman
Speaker 6: who doesn't really know it and he just thinks of
Speaker 6: like maybe green aliens or whatever, just your generic what's
Speaker 6: the most like common way that we expect them to reproduce?
Speaker 6: Because I'm sure that they're not doing doggy style clapping
Speaker 6: cheeks right.
Speaker 7: So when it comes to the grays, there's different ideas,
Speaker 7: but they've lost their ability to reproduce supposedly most of
Speaker 7: the stories when it comes to these guys. And I
Speaker 7: like that as his chin saw Pusta, it's fun. But
Speaker 7: I would love to get a really detailed reptilian mask,
Speaker 7: but they're very expensive. But they the grays are are
Speaker 7: essentially made in a laboratory. There's this story I wish
Speaker 7: I could find some of the stuff used to be
Speaker 7: all over YouTube. There's one lady that claimed that she
Speaker 7: was an alien hybrid and was like UFO conferences, and
Speaker 7: she looked she looked like one.
Speaker 5: I can't say that.
Speaker 7: She was not a good looking woman and looked like
Speaker 7: what a gray alien fucking some trailer park blonde chick
Speaker 7: look would look like. And she claimed that she was
Speaker 7: in a test dube and has memories of being in
Speaker 7: like the lab and claims to have memories of this.
Speaker 7: I don't know how she's like because she's different or whatever.
Speaker 7: But the reptilians have like a quakele, like a bird
Speaker 7: quakele kind of.
Speaker 5: Thing, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7: No, I'm just just saying no, I'm throwing down, so
Speaker 7: the dick comes out of nowhere. And as we said
Speaker 7: on the Reptilian episode, there is theories that reptilians have
Speaker 7: dick swords. I found this on this backward ass site.
Speaker 7: But reptilians, supposed to be can detach their dicks and
Speaker 7: then they fight each other with their dicks. Go back
Speaker 7: to the Reptilian shape shitter episode if you want to
Speaker 7: hear more on that. But there is a lot of
Speaker 7: theories they actually do have like some sort of dick.
Speaker 7: There's a fucking a lot of women out there. Speaking
Speaker 7: of fucking, there's a lot of women out there that
Speaker 7: claim that they've been abducted by reptilians or had dreams
Speaker 7: about them where they've had this like intense sexual experience.
Speaker 5: Who knows if they're just off the rocker, but so
Speaker 5: have you.
Speaker 6: Seen that chick who is like says that she's in
Speaker 6: a relationship with an alien.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: There's plenty of them. Me and Billy talked about a
Speaker 6: bunch of them. This one is pretty recent. Woman in
Speaker 6: love with alien refuses to show his face for fears
Speaker 6: he might be taken to Area fifty one. Alien and
Speaker 6: she said she met him after being abducted by aliens.
Speaker 6: She refuses to show her boyfriend to the world as
Speaker 6: she fears they might be taken to Area fifty one
Speaker 6: and she is desperate for him to propose. She claims
Speaker 6: that she found love from out of this world with
Speaker 6: an alien that refuses to show's face in public for Thursday,
Speaker 6: might be taken captive. Okay, this makes sense. US based
Speaker 6: actress and podcaster Abby Billia, also known as Emmanuela Rose,
Speaker 6: met her extraterrestrial love interest while exploring East London. She
Speaker 6: says dating an alien has proven to be far more
Speaker 6: successful than her previous attempts to form human relationship.
Speaker 5: Send me her at so we can get her on
Speaker 5: the show.
Speaker 6: This is fucking hilarious, due, she told the News Great
Speaker 6: Britain News. We met because I got abducted by aliens
Speaker 6: about a year ago in Canary Wharf in London. I
Speaker 6: met him on his spaceship Jesus Christ. He has a
Speaker 6: little spaceship. He has a little spaceship. We started talking
Speaker 6: and I was talking about how art men are trash
Speaker 6: and would almost be better to get abducted by aliens
Speaker 6: than keep.
Speaker 5: Dating on Tinder. He said they liked the joke.
Speaker 6: The aliens thought it was funny. He just thinks I'm funny.
Speaker 6: He's my type and we just get along. She posed
Speaker 6: on the show with an inflatable replica of her extraterrestrial
Speaker 6: lover and refused to show her real boyfriend to the world.
Speaker 6: I would love to introduce him to you, but for
Speaker 6: security reasons. You know how it is on art area
Speaker 6: fifty one. We've all heard the stories. I don't want
Speaker 6: him on the slab somewhere getting experimented on.
Speaker 5: Exists as a compound for aliens anymore, so.
Speaker 6: He doesn't actually show his real face. He can only
Speaker 6: come on shows me as this plastic doll. But it
Speaker 6: is a symbolic representation of my boyfriend. When I missed him,
Speaker 6: when oh my god, wait here, this this gets me.
Speaker 5: I want to get her on the show now.
Speaker 6: When I miss him, When I miss him when he's
Speaker 6: doing his UFO stuff, because he's a captains, when he's
Speaker 6: being a captain on his ship, circling the art and
Speaker 6: all of that. I just have this little doll to
Speaker 6: remind me of him, so I don't miss him. She
Speaker 6: also said that her alien partner prefers to remain anonymous,
Speaker 6: but could be referred to as Paulo.
Speaker 5: Sounds of course, his name is Paul.
Speaker 6: She claimed that he is from the Andromeda galaxy.
Speaker 5: At the Grays.
Speaker 6: I think what I like most about him is he's
Speaker 6: not like art men, so he doesn't lie. Aliens don't
Speaker 6: know how to lie. They just don't have prejudice, so
Speaker 6: he doesn't have the same kind of sexist beliefs that
Speaker 6: a lot of art men have. Thought he likes about
Speaker 6: me is that I'm different, and I guess that I'm
Speaker 6: open minded enough to want to date him.
Speaker 5: It's like a soul connection.
Speaker 7: What this sounds like is this bitch is fucking crazy.
Speaker 7: No guy wants to date her because she's psychotic. So
Speaker 7: she made up a boyfriend, just like those women that
Speaker 7: claim to be having Like there's a woman that got
Speaker 7: married to a ghost.
Speaker 5: Now you're just a fucking loser. Sorry but okay, Like,
Speaker 5: but people like that thought it should be like in
Speaker 5: a padded cell somewhere.
Speaker 7: Well, no, we gotta throw all the trannies in the
Speaker 7: paddagtell before we ever get to the fucking alien freaks.
Speaker 5: Okay, is that just.
Speaker 3: Not like that?
Speaker 5: Well, you know what to do. You don't like it?
Speaker 5: Just this is what she looks like. So just in
Speaker 5: Casey's wondering, I am very much wondering. Huh. Kind of
Speaker 5: looks like what a training Okay, kind of looks like
Speaker 5: she has a mental illness. It does.
Speaker 7: Uh, she's had so much plastic surgery, Holy fuck man,
Speaker 7: and she's had one wow like what she used to
Speaker 7: look like she's.
Speaker 6: Had one too many dicks. I would also say.
Speaker 7: Yes, she's definitely crazy, has on her. I know, Well
Speaker 7: that's that fake plastic surgery botox shit, Freddie. Women out there,
Speaker 7: guys do not like any of that shit. Doesn't matter
Speaker 7: what lip filler, lip filler looks like a fucking awful
Speaker 7: little clown, none of that stuff. No guy actually likes it,
Speaker 7: unless I just want to use you as a blow
Speaker 7: up dull.
Speaker 5: That's a fact. She looks fucking scary, though. Is it
Speaker 5: possible that.
Speaker 6: You could reach out to her and get her on
Speaker 6: the show before this episode comes out?
Speaker 5: Most likely I'm gonna try it.
Speaker 6: I'm sure if she just happened to look back at
Speaker 6: this shit, be like, well, no way am I doing that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have to braid her, So I'm definitely doing that.
Speaker 5: I can do that for sure.
Speaker 7: Because with our episodes, you know, like it could be
Speaker 7: weeks because I have so many in the bank because
Speaker 7: of interviews and stuff like that. But so this guy
Speaker 7: comes on the ship, right, can't get over that now,
Speaker 7: and he steps in this pole of water. It gives
Speaker 7: him a shock. He like burns his hand going up
Speaker 7: the railing, you know. And so once on board, he
Speaker 7: finds himself in this like it's a bright lit room.
Speaker 7: He's just hanging out right. Uh, it's bright lit from
Speaker 7: all sides, although there's no noticeable source of light. The
Speaker 7: voice then told him, Okay, you gotta say this. You
Speaker 7: got he's got to stripped down naked into a one
Speaker 7: piece suit. So say that, however, create a freedom that
Speaker 7: you want. But they get him in the room and
Speaker 7: they're like, you gotta strip down.
Speaker 6: You gotta get sexy. Yeah, so, uh, he has to
Speaker 6: be completely naked.
Speaker 7: It's just the voice told him to stripped down naked
Speaker 7: and put a one piece suit a set aside on.
Speaker 5: What's his name, James, James s got to step.
Speaker 4: Aside James, this sexy little.
Speaker 6: Okay they listen speaking of sexy, Uh, they said it
Speaker 6: was like some sort of plastic suit.
Speaker 5: Look, yeah, I know.
Speaker 7: So it was like I literally put in because this
Speaker 7: is what's great about AI two. It's like, Okay, I
Speaker 7: just put in literally what it said, man in one
Speaker 7: piece uh skin tight plastic suit, because like I assume
Speaker 7: it's fucking skin tight.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 5: I feel like it'd be more like this. It's like
Speaker 5: it's some nineties.
Speaker 6: If it wasn't skin tight, it was just like a big,
Speaker 6: massive plastic suit.
Speaker 5: Oh man, I'm glad I hide for this. Can you
Speaker 5: think about this, right, it'd have to be you think
Speaker 5: futuristic suits? Right? So, but does this reminds you of
Speaker 5: like some vampire rave and like Blade.
Speaker 6: It's like everyone's just like I actually watched Blade two
Speaker 6: like two or three days ago, and there's I like,
Speaker 6: I love that movie and I'm not knocking to Yeah.
Speaker 6: There's like so many funny, like weird decisions that like
Speaker 6: movies made back in like the nineties and Earty two
Speaker 6: thousands that we just accepted as fact. But like, like
Speaker 6: I remember in the first Blade, for example, when Deacon
Speaker 6: Frost is like decrypting the vampire like fucking language or whatever,
Speaker 6: and it's like him he puts like a blank disc
Speaker 6: into like a computer. Yeah, and then like all these
Speaker 6: like hieroglyphics start coming up, like he's like, yes, it's decoding,
Speaker 6: and like we just accept that as like, oh, it's
Speaker 6: just obviously, of course that's technology.
Speaker 5: That's how that works.
Speaker 6: But in number two there's a part where obviously Blade
Speaker 6: teams up, but like the vampires like the Blood Pack
Speaker 6: or whatever they call them, yea, and they're supposed to
Speaker 6: be the team that were like trained.
Speaker 5: Is that with Ryan Ramolds Ryan Reynolds, No, No, it's
Speaker 5: the one with Ron Pearlman.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he's like the fucking head of the vampire Blood.
Speaker 6: He gets his head blown off or something, right, yeah,
Speaker 6: he puts that bomb on the Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: But there's a scene where it's like your classic like Okay,
Speaker 6: it's time to go fight the reapers or whatever. Let's
Speaker 6: gear up, and like they go on, like you know,
Speaker 6: they're like putting ammo in their guns and like they
Speaker 6: and all that shit. But all the dudes are putting
Speaker 6: on like this weird like black latex like shirks with
Speaker 6: like the nipples missing out of them. Like I remember that, yeah,
Speaker 6: because it doesn't one, yeah, like plastic armor and like
Speaker 6: real weird shit, And I'm like, what the fuck that's
Speaker 6: not gonna protect against vampire bites.
Speaker 5: I was like, how was this ever?
Speaker 6: But I remember seeing that as a kid and being like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 6: that's of course that's what the vampires will wear.
Speaker 7: You know what it is, right, it's subversion. I'm not
Speaker 7: gonna say the first part, but it's it starts with
Speaker 7: a j. It's all subversion. When you started looking at
Speaker 7: Hollywood everything that's going on, like, ah, they put that
Speaker 7: in just for a specific reason, just for just for
Speaker 7: the guy in his basement, you know, with the the
Speaker 7: guy kidnapped and he's like, you put the lotion on
Speaker 7: the skin or else against me.
Speaker 6: They've done that because that's what modern vampires will do.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 7: It's like when they turn them. Vampire is supposed to
Speaker 7: be like evil looking creatures. You don't make them into
Speaker 7: Twilight Boy.
Speaker 6: No spandex with the nipples suits like that with the
Speaker 6: nipples missing out of them.
Speaker 4: So weird.
Speaker 7: This is the worst one I found where it's just
Speaker 7: like I have to show Aaron look at Ai. It's
Speaker 7: always like the same guy's face though other than like
Speaker 7: baldy over here, but look at same face.
Speaker 5: And his ice is like something. Look at his ice anyways, ice.
Speaker 7: Okay, I think like just talking about you know, aliens
Speaker 7: and technology and stuff like that, right, I think that
Speaker 7: they're way farther ahead on the AI game than we
Speaker 7: even understand. Like most conspiracy minded people would think this, right,
Speaker 7: because like they're just releasing what they want us to
Speaker 7: have to play around, Like, look at what we have.
Speaker 7: You can fucking make some stupid art with it and
Speaker 7: ruin artists for the rest of their life. Uh, you know,
Speaker 7: because it's gonna ruin art to some aspect, because not
Speaker 7: a lot of people even buy art to begin with,
Speaker 7: unless it's like printed on a thing, right, No one's
Speaker 7: buying paintings unless you're some like rich Illuminati guys like
Speaker 7: shit on this canvas and then they buy for like
Speaker 7: a million dollars because they're you.
Speaker 5: Know, so like it's gonna ruin all that.
Speaker 7: But they have to be farther ahead in what we
Speaker 7: think they have for sure, because they only released to
Speaker 7: us what they want. So they probably have like crazy
Speaker 7: eye that like Trump this you seeing trump Keet shot
Speaker 7: was just an AI you know what I mean, Like they.
Speaker 6: Could go that far with it, you know, it wouldn't
Speaker 6: surprise me because like it's like this what everything where
Speaker 6: like we get the dog shit like fucking you know,
Speaker 6: chat GPT four point whatever, and like it gives you
Speaker 6: the same like bullshit thing over and over again. Whereas
Speaker 6: like they're probably like able to like create and replicate anything.
Speaker 5: I think there's one that was it Russia.
Speaker 7: Someone had this one called Aladdin, and you can like
Speaker 7: do like crazy shit like it like it's in control
Speaker 7: of like bombs and stuff. I'm pretty sure I could
Speaker 7: be wrong. I'm always wrong, So it's fine. I admit
Speaker 7: that I say some crazy shoe on the show. But
Speaker 7: it's weird because I just find that even spooky in
Speaker 7: itself because what if it's controlling the algorithm right now?
Speaker 5: Maybe where?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Once on board, Yes, he found himself in that skin
Speaker 7: tight suit. He was hanging out plastic of some sword.
Speaker 7: The craft then began to move, and although it was
Speaker 7: not in motion for very long, he found himself very
Speaker 7: far from Earth and either another solar system or even
Speaker 7: another galaxy and a planet. At a planet, the voice
Speaker 7: in his head told them, Okay, this is the worst
Speaker 7: alien name I've ever heard. Do you want to know
Speaker 7: what their alien name was? Zomb dick zed z whatever,
Speaker 7: zed z oh m d I C zomb Dick.
Speaker 8: Hello, James, Welcome to my craft. My name is Zombdick.
Speaker 6: Is that crazy? Like when I read that, I was like,
Speaker 6: that's just too like, Hello, my name is or from
Speaker 6: the planet zomb Dick. And it's like this sounds like.
Speaker 5: Fucking dude, where's my car?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 6: That's a chat GPT give me a cool badasszomb Dick.
Speaker 5: Man, I'm so jealousy of that fucking sound board you
Speaker 5: know over you man, Maybe I'm.
Speaker 6: Glad I don't have everything, and all the listeners would
Speaker 6: probably be glad that you don't have it, because I
Speaker 6: don't think it would probably be like Patreon exclusive to
Speaker 6: hear your actual voice.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just like in accents all the time. I'm
Speaker 7: a demon, but I mean I do voices all the time.
Speaker 7: Then the thing does it for me? You know why
Speaker 7: they'll get AI to just do it.
Speaker 5: There is so uh.
Speaker 7: It was here at the planet where Cook was asked
Speaker 7: to disembark from the craft he would finally meet aliens
Speaker 7: that he's been in contact with, and he described them
Speaker 7: as very similar androgynists, very gay looking, and stand out.
Speaker 5: The very gay thing is.
Speaker 7: Because androgynist means that that you didn't know if they
Speaker 7: were male or female.
Speaker 5: Really, this is what AI did. I you know, there
Speaker 5: were some weird ones.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 5: When I looked up this.
Speaker 6: Even when you say it, I thought, that's kind of
Speaker 6: like what I picture media. I'm like, fox sick.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is what's going to show up.
Speaker 6: A bunch of like lesbians, a bunch of like generic
Speaker 6: like modern day video game characters.
Speaker 5: I know if that shows up, man, dude, I don't
Speaker 5: want to see any of that.
Speaker 7: That's like my worst nightmare game nerds. But that's why
Speaker 7: I literally gave the description that the well fit gingrogynists.
Speaker 7: I was like, sure, let's see what AI does. Yeah,
Speaker 7: and they were staying like six foot ten, so they're
Speaker 7: almost seven feet pretty tall, uh, well built, black.
Speaker 6: Hair, blue uniforms. He also knows the lush vegetation, but
Speaker 6: it was yellow instead of green. The residents were all
Speaker 6: Now get this very weird part explains the look of them.
Speaker 7: They're all hermaphrodites, all of them. They had a dick
Speaker 7: end of a china. Wait wait no, yeah, hermaphrodites. You
Speaker 7: know what that is, right, Yeah, but that's something you're adding.
Speaker 4: In or no.
Speaker 6: And this is what he said, but I don't know
Speaker 6: how he knows though, because like I just thought about
Speaker 6: that right now and I read it.
Speaker 7: I was like, that's funny, and I kept writing copy
Speaker 7: and pasting. But when when when I was like I
Speaker 7: just looked past it, I was like, that's weird. And
Speaker 7: then when I said it, I'm like, but how did.
Speaker 5: He know though? Like did they just be like, look,
Speaker 5: we have both?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 5: That's just like that's.
Speaker 6: Like it's like when you think it can't get any weirder,
Speaker 6: like somebody saying they're ubduck to by idiens and it's like, oh,
Speaker 6: by the way, I do to work hermathrorites as well.
Speaker 5: Sorry?
Speaker 7: What that was really funny, and and they would have
Speaker 7: kind explain their appearance, but then you asked about the
Speaker 7: sex thing or like how do they procreate?
Speaker 5: I can make the baby and hold the baby.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 6: That soul day can cream pie themselves.
Speaker 5: Yeah, nice dude, And then you got babies.
Speaker 4: Do you think.
Speaker 5: How how.
Speaker 6: How often do you think you'll be pregnant if you
Speaker 6: had both.
Speaker 5: So maybe it would take longer or take quicker.
Speaker 7: It's already in your body technically, And that's just like
Speaker 7: going on the other spot to make sure it soaks
Speaker 7: it in or whatever, like some sort of like weird
Speaker 7: plant that has to like secrete into itself to make
Speaker 7: sure it survives. That sounds fucking weird, but that's not
Speaker 7: you really what would be like right and then? But
Speaker 7: you'd have a ton of kids. But I feel like
Speaker 7: it's alien world. So maybe nine months here is like
Speaker 7: six months there, you know.
Speaker 6: But I'm asking a few personally. If you had both,
Speaker 6: how many times would you be cream pine yourself every day?
Speaker 5: Twice?
Speaker 6: Somebody, somebody's going to clip this out of context. It's
Speaker 6: just gonna be about cream fighters.
Speaker 7: I know I should have got high. I always say
Speaker 7: that on the show, and then it happens. So we
Speaker 7: noticed that like this lush vegetation, it's fucking yellow. Be like, whoa,
Speaker 7: that's cool yellow yellow weed. There's twenty of these entities
Speaker 7: standing around, who called themselves the Wise Elders.
Speaker 5: I'd be like, all right, well you look like a
Speaker 5: little boy.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: They said, just black hair but well built.
Speaker 7: So it could be some old burly man, uh and
Speaker 7: the Wise Elders, and they claim to have an important.
Speaker 5: Message for him.
Speaker 7: Cook Cook was informed that he had been chosen as
Speaker 7: the ambassador for their people. It sounds it does sound
Speaker 7: like some idiocracy ship, and that he was supposed to
Speaker 7: bring a message of peace, to warn the peace people
Speaker 7: of Earth that they would upset the balance if they
Speaker 7: persist in using force instead of harmony. Do you want
Speaker 7: to give us an alien voice tell us how we
Speaker 7: need to become in peace because we're using we're upsetting
Speaker 7: the balance because we're causing nothing but war.
Speaker 6: I actually have a question, Okay, we know anything about
Speaker 6: this guy? Like more like, do you know anything about
Speaker 6: this person like backstory or his life?
Speaker 7: No. I think I found this article on like Mysterious Universe,
Speaker 7: and uh, I was like, this sounds fucked. Or some
Speaker 7: others say I think there's a maybe alien ANOMIALY I don't.
Speaker 7: I want to shout the matter if it's anomaly. Uh.
Speaker 7: But there I was like, this story sounds funny. I
Speaker 7: would definitely say it. This will be hilarious for an episode.
Speaker 7: And then when I went to like research the show
Speaker 7: for this show, I couldn't find shit. I literally put
Speaker 7: like James Coke with an e alien abduction. There's not
Speaker 7: much about him. And that's why I'm like, usually these
Speaker 7: people that do this, they want to like they're like,
Speaker 7: look at me, i got abducted by reptilians. I'm on
Speaker 7: a stage with guy a network or whatever the fuck,
Speaker 7: you know what I mean. They're always trying to sell
Speaker 7: their story, but this guy seemed to be non existent.
Speaker 6: Yeah, That's why I was asking, Like, was like, do
Speaker 6: we have any like background on like was he like
Speaker 6: going was he one of those like, Oh, yeah, that's
Speaker 6: just fucking Jimmy from the village who was like talking
Speaker 6: about aliens every day and he just so happens to
Speaker 6: be the ambassador for fucking God, like that ship that.
Speaker 7: Said that her boyfriend's an alien and she looks like
Speaker 7: an alien herself.
Speaker 5: You know, That's why I was only asking, just because
Speaker 5: I was wondering, like was he some sort of like,
Speaker 5: you know, like looney bin guy that they were.
Speaker 7: Like, as far as we know, yeah, as far as
Speaker 7: we know, he was like a pope, right, he was
Speaker 7: like a very good guy making money, molesting kids or
Speaker 7: something like that.
Speaker 5: I don't know, it's gonna say, wait, the pope was
Speaker 5: good guy, but you.
Speaker 7: Know, he as far as we know, he's just a
Speaker 7: nice guy that had this weird compelling I literally looked
Speaker 7: up his name, I like, I told you because you
Speaker 7: were like, I can send me some stuff on him,
Speaker 7: and I'm like, I only have this article. We know
Speaker 7: nothing else about James Cook. This whole story could be
Speaker 7: made up, but it isn't like half the sure we talk.
Speaker 6: About well yeah, true, no, just to play Devil's advocating
Speaker 6: him for a second.
Speaker 5: It's like you said, but what's the what's the end
Speaker 5: goal here?
Speaker 6: Like just said, Yeah, I'm gonna do I'm gonna make
Speaker 6: up this like really elaborate, like unbelievable story about being
Speaker 6: abducted for no reason, and then I'm just going to
Speaker 6: tell the story once or twice and then just not
Speaker 6: say anything about it ever again.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 7: And it's weird because, like you think they would try to,
Speaker 7: I don't know, create like a YouTube channel.
Speaker 5: So I used to see like so many of these guys.
Speaker 7: There's one guy that I remember and I always forget
Speaker 7: remember that that he's not there anymore. This guy named
Speaker 7: George Calavissius I think that's how you pronounce his name,
Speaker 7: is an Australian dude that I watched all of his
Speaker 7: like videos about UFOs. Now he was abducted by the
Speaker 7: Andromeda council. I was like seventeen and I can't find
Speaker 7: him anywhere. It's like he just disappeared, like he actually
Speaker 7: got taken away way by UFOs.
Speaker 5: And there's these.
Speaker 7: People that do show up, maybe like this guy where
Speaker 7: I used to watch these guys videos all the time,
Speaker 7: like and I used to use them. There's songs I
Speaker 7: have of him talking like we're like my really really
Speaker 7: old stuff and in the middle of the song or whatever,
Speaker 7: when I was like pausing on rapping and uh, it's weird, dude.
Speaker 5: So maybe this guy just disappeared. Man, M you're looking
Speaker 5: into it. Yeah, no, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I just like, yeah, it's just so dumb, Like all
Speaker 6: this stuff is so dumb because then they become like
Speaker 6: autistic about it and I'm like, or is it just.
Speaker 7: A fun story. I'm high as fuck right now. I've
Speaker 7: been smoking this really light weed and this stuff's like
Speaker 7: trying to get rid of it. I'm I'm down to
Speaker 7: like no THHC, Like I just need a bit and
Speaker 7: I'm happy with it. And uh, I can't get over
Speaker 7: how how interesting the name of the Aliens are. But
Speaker 7: that's what makes it sound zomb dick. That's what makes
Speaker 7: it really sound made up to me, Like that's the
Speaker 7: if it was something else a little more rative.
Speaker 6: What did that dude look like that you were talking
Speaker 6: about a second ago, zom Diick. No, fucking George fucking Calavisius.
Speaker 6: He's like a bigger kind of dude, long hair at
Speaker 6: the time. Did you find him? That would be really cool.
Speaker 6: George calavisis aliens.
Speaker 5: That's what I typed in, and like stuff came up.
Speaker 5: What's him?
Speaker 6: Let me see.
Speaker 5: He's an author of Claim, speaker and regular guest on
Speaker 5: the Alternative Radio Circus. Okay, that might sound like king.
Speaker 6: He had an extraordinary life with a multitude of interactions
Speaker 6: with interdimensional and extra Thresshuld beings of both benevolent and
Speaker 6: malevolent intent. In peg and three, he took a journey
Speaker 6: with his consciousness and spiritual.
Speaker 5: Show me a picture of him.
Speaker 7: He has a bald head now though I'm sure he does,
Speaker 7: but I'll know if I can see what he looks like.
Speaker 7: I so, zomb Dick, they instructed they want before we
Speaker 7: bring this up. Okay, let me see it now.
Speaker 5: I can bring it up. Oh wait, wait did it disappear?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: So that that was weird. Okay, just yeah, mute it
Speaker 5: and then skip to Yo, that's him.
Speaker 6: What.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so weird dude. I swear I looked up his
Speaker 7: name and he disappeared off the fucking internet.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 7: So I used to listen to this guy all the
Speaker 7: time when I was like seventeen. I'm gonna get him
Speaker 7: on the show? Is yeah, Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5: Yeah you have us on radio station. Okay, wow, so
Speaker 5: that's interesting.
Speaker 7: H I legit listened to this guy like a lot
Speaker 7: when I was like seventeen and super Aliens.
Speaker 5: That's fucking cool. I'm gonna get god. So he's still
Speaker 5: he's still doing this all right, So I'm we're getting
Speaker 5: him on the show.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna do it. I'm like, bro, I've been I
Speaker 7: listened to you were in seventeen. I thought you disappeared.
Speaker 7: He would he would talk about he was doctor by
Speaker 7: aliens and in contact with the Andrameda Council, and I
Speaker 7: don't know if any of this is true, but I
Speaker 7: like listened to it and was intrigued by it. I
Speaker 7: was like, I was like, you know, this is weird.
Speaker 7: Imagine if this guy is telling the truth and very funny,
Speaker 7: he looks like I'm gonna be nice he looks like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 7: I would like to get him on the show at
Speaker 7: some point. That'd be very interesting, Like, man, cool to
Speaker 7: have someone that I used to like, Like he was
Speaker 7: like around the next time I've discovered like David Ike
Speaker 7: and stuff.
Speaker 5: I would be listening to his videos all the time.
Speaker 7: So he's instructed by the like you got to preach
Speaker 7: universal peace and harmony. You know you wanted to take
Speaker 7: carry that away? Tell us what the aliens would say? Uh,
Speaker 7: they want peace and harmony. Trying to get you into
Speaker 7: the improv because I'm always.
Speaker 8: Hello, James, you have been selected to be the ambassador
Speaker 8: for our people. We wish to spread a message of
Speaker 8: peace and love. What you're kind or doing to your world.
Speaker 8: I don't know what I was going to say. I lost.
Speaker 8: I was going to say something about green pie and
Speaker 8: I just lost.
Speaker 5: It's so perfect, it sounds really good, it's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 6: I was like half it or what and I was
Speaker 6: like what was the punchling against something to a cream pie?
Speaker 6: And or like having a dick a pussy and I
Speaker 6: just got lost times like how did I have DICKX
Speaker 6: and pussies?
Speaker 5: Again? Oh, that's so funny. Because I thought you were
Speaker 5: going to say we have a message for you. Oh,
Speaker 5: I don't remember.
Speaker 7: It's just like you show up and you travel like
Speaker 7: thousands of miles and you're like, so we got a message,
Speaker 7: and he's, okay, what's the message. I'm gonna go tell
Speaker 7: the earth and they're like, fuck, have to go back
Speaker 7: to home base. I gotta go back from the motor ship.
Speaker 7: It's like where all the white people go. You're not James, Yeah, man,
Speaker 7: I'm diet. This shit's actually fucking hilarious. It's just the weeds.
Speaker 5: But the whole maphrodite ship threw me off too.
Speaker 7: So they like are speaking with him telepathically after he
Speaker 7: was told to continue this telepathically, they'll send him various
Speaker 7: teachings that how we can spread his now new STDs
Speaker 7: from the Cream Pie to show him around the strange world,
Speaker 7: explaining that their ground transportation system was operated by manipulation
Speaker 7: of music vibration. That kind of does make sense because
Speaker 7: there's theories about how the all there's like a thousand
Speaker 7: monks going, oh when they like levitated the pyramids and shit,
Speaker 7: because like the sound vibration, who knows that'd be wild
Speaker 7: that that was true, we should test it out and
Speaker 7: that no money was used there as residents of Zombik.
Speaker 7: That's the planet aim I guess had long ago discovered
Speaker 7: how to transfer energy to matter. So now I have
Speaker 7: to deal with paying taxes to the political parasites. You know,
Speaker 7: they're just like you know, we levitate shit with our
Speaker 7: mouths and we have free energy everywhere like Tesla once
Speaker 7: could have given us given us. After this, they took
Speaker 7: him to back to your Earth, dropped him off at Runcorn.
Speaker 7: Cook would claim he had several other encounters with these aliens.
Speaker 7: So he started his own church. So you know what
Speaker 7: this smells like?
Speaker 5: I want to know where that where's this church? Check?
Speaker 5: Can I join this UFO church? Is this al Ron Hubbard?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 5: Is this what we're going with this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Maybe?
Speaker 6: Uh? And uh.
Speaker 7: So Cook would start this church. Uh and he would
Speaker 7: claim they had several other accounts of these aliens.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 7: He would start the church in nineteen sixty one to
Speaker 7: spread the word of the wise well Elders.
Speaker 5: The wise welders.
Speaker 7: The wise Elders sounds like a bunch of guys smoking
Speaker 7: cigarettes telling you how the Jews are taking.
Speaker 5: Over the world or something.
Speaker 7: Uh. And then so the wise Elders, which he would
Speaker 7: call the Church of Aquarius. I wish I had that
Speaker 7: is the Age of Aquarius. So and then which would
Speaker 7: later locate and he convert into a shop. Uh so
Speaker 7: he would be selling alien church merch.
Speaker 5: At the church. Okay, not chill fuck him?
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 7: Followers gathered around an illuminated disc and listen to the
Speaker 7: messages channeled through cook from the people of Zombdick.
Speaker 5: I don't know if this is real.
Speaker 7: I have to look up the Zombick aliens, which most
Speaker 7: certainly messages.
Speaker 4: Of people your money.
Speaker 7: It's so funny because like, like I feel like that's
Speaker 7: how they would sound, because it sounds peaceful. You know,
Speaker 7: they could say like the worst ship, but it kind
Speaker 7: of sounds fast. Everybody dropped their pants. We're going to
Speaker 7: fuck you all, and it's like that she counts kind
Speaker 7: of nice, give me your.
Speaker 5: Yes, buy some uh podcast so, because it's definitely like
Speaker 5: a grift man.
Speaker 7: Uh So, he's he's they're like supposedly the disc did
Speaker 7: show up, and he's like communicating these messages, which most
Speaker 7: certainly messages piece how to create a uh utopian society?
Speaker 7: You fucking communist. While at first there was a very
Speaker 7: few members the church. Aquarius began to draw in people
Speaker 7: and to the point where Cook actually.
Speaker 5: Opened another chapter of the church.
Speaker 7: Yeah there's no like, I why did we not find
Speaker 7: anything about James Cook, the UFO cult leader?
Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
Speaker 6: So I guess up until this point, I was like,
Speaker 6: I'm not saying I believed the story or anything, but
Speaker 6: like you know, I was like, okay, right, you know,
Speaker 6: the guy has no real vested interest in like doing this,
Speaker 6: and then it's like he pivots and that's like a
Speaker 6: fucking train wreck where he doesn't do it solely. He's
Speaker 6: just like, oh, by the way, I'm gonna have like
Speaker 6: a merchandise stand and like you're all gonna come here
Speaker 6: and like pay me shit tons of money and we're
Speaker 6: gonna like pray around.
Speaker 5: The disc right.
Speaker 7: Nor reminds you off, you know, and like, uh, what's
Speaker 7: that spaceballs where you have like a Yota and he's
Speaker 7: like doing all the merch for like the Schwartz and shit,
Speaker 7: and it's like you have this little alien midget being
Speaker 7: like by my merch.
Speaker 5: Just like how like the opposite of salt.
Speaker 7: So the the group would receive a lot of ridicule
Speaker 7: and most were seen as a kookie UFO cult. In
Speaker 7: the meantime, Cook began a major presence in the popular
Speaker 7: Alien Contiact movement that was going on at the time.
Speaker 7: Then in nineteen sixty nine in the Church of Aquarius.
Speaker 7: Now there is no a for some reason unless this
Speaker 7: fucking article fucked up was just sort of dissolved a way,
Speaker 7: and Cook, who had been doing the circuit talking about
Speaker 7: his UFO experiences at conferences, uh, just sort of disappeared
Speaker 7: off the map practically overnight, see and I was like,
Speaker 7: where'd you go?
Speaker 5: How do they have this story? However, his legacy remains.
Speaker 5: He has cemented himself in UFO British UFO lore as
Speaker 5: England's first alien ABDUCTI UFO abductee. It is not exactly accurate,
Speaker 5: since there is actual stories like this predating it, but
Speaker 5: this is one of supposed to be exposure that the
Speaker 5: monker stuck. I don't know what the fuck it's going
Speaker 5: on about. What is a monker?
Speaker 7: The famed UFO ologist and paranormal researcher John Keel would
Speaker 7: study this case at length and popularize it in his
Speaker 7: book UFO Operation Trojan Horse so I guess that's where
Speaker 7: they're getting this information from, because I've never heard of
Speaker 7: this guy, which would launch it into a further lord
Speaker 7: kil widely used this case to support his theory that
Speaker 7: it was a genuine case of communication with an aw
Speaker 7: worldly otherworldly intelligence, although Cookstail was widely seen by others
Speaker 7: in his field just as another mediocre abduction case concerning
Speaker 7: aliens with a message of peace, only remarkable for how
Speaker 7: early it occurred and for being the original contact reports
Speaker 7: that supposed to have Indeed, the case had been largely
Speaker 7: forgotten by a greater UFO field and upologist Patrick Gross
Speaker 7: has written of it.
Speaker 5: So this is what he said about this case.
Speaker 7: Now seriously, UFO put it forward as an authentic account
Speaker 7: with extraterrestrials. The fact is the American so called abductee,
Speaker 7: and I'm acting like I'm American. George Adam sik Adam
Speaker 7: Ski had many followers and much people in general thought.
Speaker 7: If it was the fifties, all sorts of inventive stories
Speaker 7: of their visits somehow of home planets of spacemen almost
Speaker 7: invariably brings back this message of peace for universal peace,
Speaker 7: warnings and connections with the madness of men cooks story later,
Speaker 7: cook story later. Like quantity of similar stories obviously with
Speaker 7: some reason, may not be believed by serious ufologists of
Speaker 7: this time, thus almost forgotten it seems nowadays. As an example,
Speaker 7: and this so called skeptic UFO literature, a voice is
Speaker 7: drastically jading aimed at the point of how silly ufology
Speaker 7: is and extraterrestrial encounters are supposed to be. And also
Speaker 7: it remains a case to illustrate weird thesis of Kel
Speaker 7: and Valet jockh fella. I'm sure school of thought which
Speaker 7: is asked to view it not just as a then
Speaker 7: fashionable fable or attempt to getting publicity or imaginary starting
Speaker 7: you starting up a point of for UFO cults, that's funny.
Speaker 7: So he's like, you know, if you're gonna make all
Speaker 7: this shit up, but at the end of the day,
Speaker 7: maybe it's undefined Piody, Jesus, I can't fucking speak right now.
Speaker 7: Unidentified superiority or evil Earth intelligence are some parallel world
Speaker 7: or realm supposedly to manipulate the very Fabrica reality.
Speaker 5: It's probably quite possible.
Speaker 7: So he goes on to say that, uh, these are
Speaker 7: just like many other stories as I as I just said,
Speaker 7: and if anyone.
Speaker 5: Could understand that you having a stroke.
Speaker 7: Oh man, I'm definitely really high. That weed is way
Speaker 7: strong and I'm fucking throwing that weed out. I've been
Speaker 7: smoking this like six percent ship and.
Speaker 5: Stuff like us, poor fokers like us who kind of
Speaker 5: even get and that I'll probably smoke it. I literally
Speaker 5: smoke a quarter of that joint.
Speaker 7: So, like, it's interesting because he's saying, like, uh, this
Speaker 7: might be true, but there's been many stories and like
Speaker 7: you know this guy did. If it's true that he
Speaker 7: did create a UFO cult, it is fairly early. Like
Speaker 7: I remember discovering like Heaven's Gates cult and how crazy
Speaker 7: that shit was.
Speaker 5: And I was pretty young too when I discovered it.
Speaker 7: And it's like fucking Mashall our Marshall apple White and
Speaker 7: those weird videos he did come with me to the
Speaker 7: Heavenly Father.
Speaker 5: You guys can go back. We did cover and we
Speaker 5: showed some of his clips because it's fucking weird. Man.
Speaker 6: So is there anything to this what happened to this
Speaker 6: man out on that lonely road that night? Is it
Speaker 6: all indicative of the extratructural intelligences or is it simply
Speaker 6: an overacted imagination and public public attention at the time,
Speaker 6: whether u phenophenada was really taken off and popularity.
Speaker 7: You know, you haven't listened to the older episodes of
Speaker 7: the show if you think that was bad. I've had
Speaker 7: this since the lead episode three Purpuring and the mica
Speaker 7: is terrible.
Speaker 5: But so was this just for like attention? Because the
Speaker 5: UFO phenomenon was like taking off a popularity. People were
Speaker 5: making money off of it.
Speaker 7: You know, there was no clear answers and it remains
Speaker 7: a damn range case that has been cemented in history
Speaker 7: of uaphology in England.
Speaker 5: So it's a fucking strange case.
Speaker 7: Man, Oh god, I've fucking been like almost in tears
Speaker 7: this whole episode after I got smoking.
Speaker 5: You swear I was after smoking a fucking joint as well.
Speaker 4: So what do you think?
Speaker 5: Man, what do you think of this crazy case?
Speaker 6: So right, I'll be like you quite like honest, I
Speaker 6: suppose up until you mentioned.
Speaker 5: About the whole like church thing or whatever, perhaps kind
Speaker 5: of trying to lean towards like, Okay, I'm like this
Speaker 5: guy he has no real invested interest in why.
Speaker 6: But then but then like he paid three fast and
Speaker 6: goes I'm going to create like my own cult, and
Speaker 6: you're gonna have to like buy loads of fucking weird
Speaker 6: alium merchandise from Gordic or whatever.
Speaker 5: It's what a zomb Dick, Zombdick, you know, and it's
Speaker 5: just like weird. So I feel like that he might
Speaker 5: have been just like a bullshit artist.
Speaker 7: Do you think he was, like he's probably like, I'll
Speaker 7: funk up. You're like, listen to my case. OKK, I
Speaker 7: got these aliens in my kk what got their name, Zombi.
Speaker 7: They're from the planet zomb Dick. Like it sounds like
Speaker 7: you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Good you get Zombdick man, those fucking aliens.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's fucking let's you know, let's sell T
Speaker 6: shirts or I don't know whatever fucking trinkets or artifacts
Speaker 6: he was trying to sell.
Speaker 5: People.
Speaker 7: Got a question though, not gonna lie right, it's the
Speaker 7: nineteen fifties. Could I make a better cult than this guy?
Speaker 7: Still same Tom though, but his nineteen fifties Tom.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like I feel like you're going already
Speaker 6: on your way to making a cult. Four.
Speaker 5: To be honest, that's true. The hose Heads man, Our
Speaker 5: Army Assemble.
Speaker 7: Man, it's just like fucking six drunk dudes, one really
Speaker 7: big stoner just be like, what do you need?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 7: I had a lot of fun with this episode. Not
Speaker 7: gonna lie pardon me, is like glad that I smoked weed.
Speaker 7: I never do on the show anymore. But it's such
Speaker 7: a there's some of these cases that are just man,
Speaker 7: just get it from the guy down the street. Man,
Speaker 7: I'm sure there's weed everywhere in Ireland.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well there is, like but it's like fucking
Speaker 6: you know. Some dude like goes out and pulls weeds
Speaker 6: up out of the bad and it's like there you go.
Speaker 5: In the zip and like have that.
Speaker 7: That's crazy how bad it is over there. I can
Speaker 7: pick my percentage because I literally don't like smoking strong
Speaker 7: weed anymore, so I've been just doing like a pet.
Speaker 7: The last ones I got with it, it was a
Speaker 7: seven to eight percentage. People like, whoa, that's fucking super low.
Speaker 7: Most people are smoking like over twenty to like thirty
Speaker 7: thirty is like pretty strong.
Speaker 5: Well if you think that that's low, then my percentage
Speaker 5: is zero. Just go talk to some guy. It's finny.
Speaker 6: They let you guys drink till you're dead, but they're
Speaker 6: like no, know, so you can do all that, Like
Speaker 6: it's it's the same as I follow a he's an
Speaker 6: Irish like he calls himself like a brain hacker mentalist.
Speaker 6: He started out as like a magician called Keith Barry,
Speaker 6: and like I followed a lot of his stuff, like
Speaker 6: he does a lot of like you know, things for
Speaker 6: like your sleep and just every their routines and stuff
Speaker 6: like that. He talks about a lot of shit like that.
Speaker 6: But he was talking about melatonin for helping people sleep
Speaker 6: if you've got lots of issues with like calming down
Speaker 6: at night and due fuck my sleep up, I can't sleep,
Speaker 6: do you know what he was saying? Though, he was
Speaker 6: like you know what's wild? He was like in every
Speaker 6: other place, basically bar maybe a handful of places like
Speaker 6: somewhere like fucking North Korea or something, you can just
Speaker 6: buy melatonin like as a supplement. It's fucking illegal.
Speaker 7: What I can literally go to like any like pharmacy
Speaker 7: or any like store, like just a grocery store and
Speaker 7: there's like melatonin on the shelves. I have some it actually,
Speaker 7: like I as somars take it if I'm like, you know,
Speaker 7: it's a bit a long weekend or whatever, but app
Speaker 7: a little later, so I'll like take it to so
Speaker 7: I'll sleep better on Sunday night for Monday. And it
Speaker 7: actually I did that last week. It made my sleep horrible.
Speaker 7: It made me feel tired for the first hour and
Speaker 7: then made me feel horrible, and then I didn't do it.
Speaker 5: This Sunday, I slept way better. So it it fox
Speaker 5: with your.
Speaker 6: Head, and please don't fucking raid my house. But some
Speaker 6: of my family is in New York at the minute,
Speaker 6: and like they were asking me, like, you know, what
Speaker 6: do you want the thing brought back, and I was like,
Speaker 6: I want a suitcase full of melatone. I swear to God, right, No, Like,
Speaker 6: I've taken a lot of different supplements. Maybe that's what's
Speaker 6: fucking wrong with me. I've tried nearly everything at this point,
Speaker 6: like different vitamins and vitamins or whatever you call them.
Speaker 6: And when I took melotone for the first time, when
Speaker 6: I was in the States last October or whatever it was,
Speaker 6: I was struggling with jet lag and shit, and I
Speaker 6: just I went into like a Walgreens or somewhere, and
Speaker 6: I was like, I have traveled like a five billion
Speaker 6: miles to beer and I'm just not able for the
Speaker 6: jet lag and the time change and whatever. I was like,
Speaker 6: what can I do to help with sleep? And they
Speaker 6: were like, oh, try melatone and gommies.
Speaker 5: I swear of got there.
Speaker 6: I took two of them in the hotel room and
Speaker 6: I went into like outer space. I was like, this
Speaker 6: was the best sleep I ever had. Dude, I thought
Speaker 6: I was after fucking like waking up in another dimension
Speaker 6: when I woke up the next day.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 7: It it does help you sleep, especially if you have
Speaker 7: a little tolerance, but the more that you take it,
Speaker 7: the more that your brain doesn't know to produce it.
Speaker 7: It's same way with like weed, and that's why I like,
Speaker 7: as you know, especially government weed. I'm sure it's way
Speaker 7: worse than some guy like I want to grow out
Speaker 7: of my own backyard. But there's like whatever they're spraying
Speaker 7: on that shit is not good. Whatever they're doing to
Speaker 7: it to manipulate the genes is probably Uh, they probably
Speaker 7: do some weird shit. I don't fucking know. Like some
Speaker 7: people like you're an idiot, but I don't know. I
Speaker 7: don't trust the government weed and what they're spraying on it. Right,
Speaker 7: But uh, but you smoke weed, right, and then essentially
Speaker 7: your brain. I was like, what was my fucking point
Speaker 7: because I'm literally high, and I was like, you're but
Speaker 7: your brain produces cannabinoids naturally, right, but then you need
Speaker 7: more when you're like smoking weed, you're replacing them with
Speaker 7: the synthetic technically. Even though I do think there's good
Speaker 7: things about marijuana, but I do think that it can
Speaker 7: make people dumb, not dumb in general. But now I'm like,
Speaker 7: I feel like there's I can hear people yelling at me,
Speaker 7: being like, shut the fuck up, it's good for you.
Speaker 7: But I know, but I still think that someone who
Speaker 7: smoked it for literally almost to this entire life, I
Speaker 7: do think that there's good and bad things about it.
Speaker 5: I think you can smoke too much of me.
Speaker 6: Well, I had a friend who was, and I mean
Speaker 6: now literally the number one believer in smoking.
Speaker 5: Weed solves everyone, no matter what it is.
Speaker 6: And like this guy was like this guy at the time,
Speaker 6: he'd even say it himself, like you know, didn't work,
Speaker 6: didn't do anything, only play Xbox and just smoke joints
Speaker 6: from morning until night, and like if you wanted to
Speaker 6: hang out, it consisted of, well, you need to come
Speaker 6: to my bedroom and smoke joints at me or else right, so,
Speaker 6: and he was like the biggest proponent of but like
Speaker 6: if I was ever like anxious for feeling like shit,
Speaker 6: all I would dying or had a health issue or
Speaker 6: felt sick, He'd be like, oh, smoke joints and yeah,
Speaker 6: it was like smoke joints and listen to cool music
Speaker 6: and it's all good. And then he said, just like
Speaker 6: he'd done this for years, brings you in this room
Speaker 6: and he's like, I got the music for you. Sorry,
Speaker 6: but yeah, he fucking like after however, many years of
Speaker 6: doing this consistently like that, like all day and all night,
Speaker 6: just out of nowhere, he had this like a massive
Speaker 6: panic attack. Yeah, and then went the other way and
Speaker 6: he was like, I smoked too much weed too frequently,
Speaker 6: too often, Like I've been in like some sort of
Speaker 6: hosted like yeah, like some sort of weird like Koma
Speaker 6: host like psychosist for the last like six years, and
Speaker 6: like he was like, I don't know what it was
Speaker 6: that like broke the cycle, but it was like it
Speaker 6: was weird. It was like being unplugged from the matrix
Speaker 6: for a second. And he was like, I just got
Speaker 6: a big scare, and I was like, okay, I need
Speaker 6: to tone this down to just like recreationally.
Speaker 7: I've yeah, I've had edible experiences that are like horrifying
Speaker 7: where I've taken way too much. I was telling a
Speaker 7: story where like we're gonna end this episode, but this
Speaker 7: is just kind of fun because there's a short episode.
Speaker 7: It was it's like that I always taught a story
Speaker 7: that I bought. I have this site that I like,
Speaker 7: it's from BC or whatever, and they had like a
Speaker 7: thousand milligram edible. Okay, I thought it was a thousand
Speaker 7: in the pack, right.
Speaker 5: I thought it like that.
Speaker 7: People listening like, I'm I can get higher for fifty sixty.
Speaker 7: Most people can. Most people would wouldn't think that's too high.
Speaker 7: Some people think like one hundreds. I sit a hundred, dude.
Speaker 7: Uh So there was one other time there was a
Speaker 7: four hundred milligram bar and like me and Chelsea split
Speaker 7: it and then I ate one more piece. She was
Speaker 7: fine the whole thing, and then I'm like having a
Speaker 7: fucking panic attack. I couldn't fucking breathe. I'm like freaking out.
Speaker 7: And then there's another time that the thousand miligram and
Speaker 7: I won't we cut off the top is like, we
Speaker 7: get it, and I'm thinking it's a bunch of them.
Speaker 7: It's not uh, and it's like a little ice cream cone.
Speaker 7: And I'm like, there's a fourth there's a thousand milligrams
Speaker 7: in there is the one that I'm like, in there,
Speaker 7: it's a little fucking gummy. I'm like, all right, that's
Speaker 7: fucked okay. So I didn't know that. So we cut
Speaker 7: off the little tip of it, and then cut that
Speaker 7: tip in half and then cut it again. I'm pretty sure,
Speaker 7: And you said, like this little piece, I thought I
Speaker 7: was dying, man. I thought that, like I'm gonna have
Speaker 7: a panic attack. All all my worst thoughts came out
Speaker 7: everything I didn't like about myself and my regrets.
Speaker 5: Or could you imagine if you had ate that whole thing?
Speaker 7: I don't know what would happen. I actually don't know
Speaker 7: what happens to people when they eat that much. Atible's
Speaker 7: like Joey Dia shit, Like a thousand milligrams is a lot.
Speaker 5: Five times.
Speaker 6: I was just watching Actually funny I mentioned him.
Speaker 5: I was just watching last week makes me anxiety right now?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it was like a compilation thing of
Speaker 6: him basically fucking poisoning people with those stars of death.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fucked.
Speaker 6: And like I'm just looking at some of the guests
Speaker 6: and even Lee, who he had like co host them
Speaker 6: with him at the time, and just how they looked
Speaker 6: even on screen, and I know, like everybody was laughing
Speaker 6: or whatever, but I was just like looking at I
Speaker 6: was like, I can really feel that like weird paranoia
Speaker 6: slash anxiety that they're getting in that chair, realizing I'm
Speaker 6: on a podcast. I have to try and keep it together,
Speaker 6: but I'm also dying in the chair.
Speaker 5: You had to send me there. I have to look
Speaker 5: that up because said's fucking it.
Speaker 6: Because I was one with a chick I can't remember
Speaker 6: her name, but she actually looks like she might be
Speaker 6: dying in the chair. Like at one point she starts
Speaker 6: going like that's so fucked, and like he just continues
Speaker 6: to talk and he's like, you know, the way he's
Speaker 6: doing that weird, like fucking it's like AMR when he's
Speaker 6: drinking the water and he's like doing all the shit no,
Speaker 6: and she, like Lee is on the other side of
Speaker 6: the table. He looks like a dead body. And then
Speaker 6: this chick is just like you can tell.
Speaker 7: It's like not fun. It's like I I mean, like
Speaker 7: I don't know what to do. I hate that honestly,
Speaker 7: Like for whatever, there's people that I like that shit.
Speaker 7: I don't know why, but I've had experiences which have
Speaker 7: made me not want to touch edibles anymore. But I
Speaker 7: still do now, Like I've went used to one from
Speaker 7: like hey, one hundred gets me high to now I
Speaker 7: take ten milligrams. I'm like, I can take two of those,
Speaker 7: one of those, and I'm like that's fine, that's all
Speaker 7: I need. There can be way too much.
Speaker 6: And I I would love to commence her for like
Speaker 6: a week or two and like do all that shit
Speaker 6: with you. But then I'm equally as like, God, it's
Speaker 6: been a long time since I've like done anything like that,
Speaker 6: smoked anything crazy, And I'm like, like I tell stories,
Speaker 6: You're just gonna be either laughing dude, when I used
Speaker 6: to smoke fucking Salvi and all like every second day,
Speaker 6: and I'm like so much worse. I'm like that was
Speaker 6: a long time ago, though, my man. So you could
Speaker 6: smoke half a joint and collapse.
Speaker 8: It's true.
Speaker 7: And I haven't done uh, I've done the fungus in
Speaker 7: a fucking while actually now and I have like a
Speaker 7: nice strain that I like and I want to try it,
Speaker 7: and I haven't done it because I don't have the
Speaker 7: you don't have the time to man, and it's like,
Speaker 7: I think it changed your life forever if you haven't done.
Speaker 5: That in a while, and then all of a sudden
Speaker 5: you're like, but I do.
Speaker 6: Someone who took mushrooms and had the opposite though, where
Speaker 6: he had like an ad that were like.
Speaker 5: That's listen to me.
Speaker 7: That the only reason that happens is because that person
Speaker 7: didn't face their demons or had a really bad day
Speaker 7: like either going through a break, make up, fights with
Speaker 7: his parents, just something traumatic that was bugging him either
Speaker 7: the week beforehand where he wasn't clear minded. Because I've
Speaker 7: had mushroom trips where I don't necessarily like them, they've
Speaker 7: always taught me something and been good for my mental health,
Speaker 7: I feel like, but there's been somewhere I had to
Speaker 7: face some ship where it could feel like a nightmare.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 6: That's the shit that scares me, know because I had
Speaker 6: that even once or twice. Obviously, Salvia, you come out
Speaker 6: of it quite fast, which is good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I did mushrooms like five hours, dude.
Speaker 6: But like when I when I used to be like
Speaker 6: bursting the shit out of that all the time, and
Speaker 6: then like I wasn't happy with the strengths where like,
Speaker 6: oh can we get like super extreme mega strength where
Speaker 6: like I might die, but it's fine because it my
Speaker 6: last like a few minutes. I never liked it as
Speaker 6: much as I like mushrooms and shit though. No, I
Speaker 6: think the only allure for me was like I was like,
Speaker 6: ha ha, I'm really safe because I'll come out with
Speaker 6: us in a couple of minutes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like DMT.
Speaker 7: I keep I want to try DMPT just like I've
Speaker 7: heard good things from soldiers with PTSD and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: I had a guy and I used it for that and.
Speaker 7: You know, and and what it could do to like
Speaker 7: change your conscious I've heard crazy stories though, right like
Speaker 7: this stuff should be decriminalized and legalized. It's medicine, you
Speaker 7: got the they're literally giving it to there's programs where
Speaker 7: soldiers are getting this, like veterans and stuff like that.
Speaker 7: And here in Canada at least, uh you know, and
Speaker 7: there's experiments already done and the government's done that's proven
Speaker 7: that these things are like healthy for anyone that takes
Speaker 7: us that context one day or some shit.
Speaker 5: But these things are very good for you. But it's
Speaker 5: I feel like we would have a lot of fun.
Speaker 7: That's why I do think that, Like even if we
Speaker 7: just sat there and smoked weed, we'd just be laughing
Speaker 7: the whole time and we'd be like, wow, you're not digital.
Speaker 5: Yeah, how weird.
Speaker 6: Would that be? Actually that actually might be mad. People
Speaker 6: might end up like stobbing each other.
Speaker 5: It was so weird. No, that's we Uh, it's gonna
Speaker 5: make it really gay. I was like, we know you
Speaker 5: do that. It's like you know Stu and.
Speaker 7: Loard where they're pretty much like like it's just like
Speaker 7: they're loving each other while they kill each other.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when you think about it, they're actually kind of better. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's why there's that joke.
Speaker 7: And remember scary movie they make he like falls over
Speaker 7: into him when he's like dead.
Speaker 5: See one of the I don't know which one of them.
Speaker 5: It is one of the Wayan brothers or whatever said
Speaker 5: make another one.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I hope it's good because some of them been trash
Speaker 7: and not everybody was England's first alien abduction And this
Speaker 7: is I actually really enjoyed this episode and it was
Speaker 7: fun to kind of catch.
Speaker 5: A first one in the bag again. I feel better now.
Speaker 6: I feel like I've kind of like had that chance
Speaker 6: to like shake out the cobwebs a bit and be like, Okay,
Speaker 6: I know I have to talk.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know. I never have that problem.
Speaker 6: I didn't take until like I had like four or
Speaker 6: five weeks off, and I was like, I don't even
Speaker 6: know if I like because at one stage I was
Speaker 6: even like, do I even like podcasting because I feel
Speaker 6: so sick?
Speaker 5: That is weird, dude.
Speaker 7: If I do didn't do this for a month, I
Speaker 7: do this multiple times a week sometimes, right, So if
Speaker 7: I didn't do that when I didn't do I didn't
Speaker 7: do it. Last week when I was sick, I felt
Speaker 7: like shit and I was like, you weren't around. I
Speaker 7: was booking other shows, but then they just didn't make sense.
Speaker 7: At the time, I was like, I feel like shit,
Speaker 7: I want to do this and uh and it felt weird.
Speaker 5: I missed it.
Speaker 6: I was like this, I was like suicidal and I
Speaker 6: know what it was like doubling down so like I
Speaker 6: didn't feel well, and then I wasn't doing any of
Speaker 6: the things that like make me somewhat happy. So then
Speaker 6: it was like it was adding to like the mental like, Okay,
Speaker 6: I feel like shit physically, and now the physical aspect
Speaker 6: is effected my mental state, and now I'm not doing
Speaker 6: any things I enjoy doing, which is like, you know,
Speaker 6: doubling the fact that I feel like shit mentally.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's fine, and this is like therapy. Though, yeah,
Speaker 7: I was gonna say, I was like, as weird as
Speaker 7: it is, people, it is like therapy that we're able
Speaker 7: to like shoot the ship and talk and be pretty real.
Speaker 7: Like there's times where I definitely up in and play
Speaker 7: a character sometimes on the show, right, But it's so
Speaker 7: that's why I tried to make this excuse up that
Speaker 7: like my even my political talk of me uh oh
Speaker 7: speaking out right as much as I actually do want
Speaker 7: to make a change, the whole point why I do
Speaker 7: it is I want someone to hear some of the
Speaker 7: stuff that I have to say that maybe have never
Speaker 7: heard it, especially if people are aware that I, like
Speaker 7: I build a following on like TikTok and Instagram and
Speaker 7: all been banned and stuff where I spoke out and
Speaker 7: it was kind of like therapy because I was like,
Speaker 7: this is how I feel about this situation, and I'm
Speaker 7: sure a lot of people feel like this, especially about
Speaker 7: like that I'm not bought into the matrix.
Speaker 5: Like a lot of people were like, I feel like
Speaker 5: I'm a boy, but I'm a girl.
Speaker 7: Or whatever, And now there's a mentally ill other people
Speaker 7: that are like, yeah, you know, but like with with
Speaker 7: what I'm trying to do is awake.
Speaker 5: Can people like, hey, politics is a scam.
Speaker 7: These are people are parasites and to have that validation,
Speaker 7: I'm trying to be big right now, right I'm trying to,
Speaker 7: like it, be kind of be vulnerable. Is that with
Speaker 7: that validation that was feeding serotonin my head of like
Speaker 7: other people feel the same way that I do. I
Speaker 7: just I thought about like it'd be like this before,
Speaker 7: but I just was thinking about it the other day
Speaker 7: like this, and is why I go back to it
Speaker 7: sometimes It's because I'm trying to like build the community
Speaker 7: and find people that also see the world at least
Speaker 7: kind of like me, because I feel like, at the
Speaker 7: end of the day, people like us do need to
Speaker 7: stick together, you know.
Speaker 5: Do you know what?
Speaker 6: That was probably the most like cohesive way you've ever
Speaker 6: explained that without where nobody I don't think can turn
Speaker 6: it into like, oh you see, he's just fucking shouting
Speaker 6: some shit or whatever, like using bad language, blah blah blah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I talked about how bad immigration is, but at the
Speaker 7: end of the day, I try to speak truth and
Speaker 7: what is relevant and what is like, and it is
Speaker 7: to wake some people up. Like I've had videos go
Speaker 7: viral of me talking about some of the immigration stuff
Speaker 7: because like it's it's bad, mass immigration is like some
Speaker 7: good thing. I actually have another episode that we're gonna do. Uh,
Speaker 7: it's like written out and cohesive about explaining why it's
Speaker 7: not good for our countries at this math scale, even
Speaker 7: a little bits at a time, maybe you're good, but uh,
Speaker 7: this idea of flooding the entire Western world with fucking
Speaker 7: third world immigrants is not gonna be good for anybody,
Speaker 7: especially the people.
Speaker 5: That pay for them.
Speaker 6: Right before, right before we buy everybody, right right before
Speaker 6: we end this episode, because I'm about to have one
Speaker 6: of those diseases from pissing again, and I'm.
Speaker 7: Really out of touch now as I'm on a parasite,
Speaker 7: I've been pooping a pee. I'm surprised I'm not doing
Speaker 7: it now.
Speaker 2: I go.
Speaker 6: Into tight into what you were saying about, like we
Speaker 6: have a big election coming up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, is Connor McGregor gonna sucking the Jews?
Speaker 6: Guy? Yeah, we have a big fucking election coming up
Speaker 6: and the general election. And it was revealed, I can't remember,
Speaker 6: somebody found the paperwork that there was an invoice paid
Speaker 6: by the Irish government that covers from somewhere around the
Speaker 6: start of January this year up ontil like octobersh So,
Speaker 6: what's that? Like ten months that the Irish government had
Speaker 6: paid an invoice in October for seven hundred thousand euros
Speaker 6: to Apache Pizza, which is like a Domino's pizza kind
Speaker 6: of thing, right, yeah, And everybody was like zation right,
Speaker 6: everybody was like what the fuck, Like the government were
Speaker 6: buying seven hundred thousand euros? Were the pizza for themselves?
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, no, no nope, it wasn't, And
Speaker 6: it wasn't the government that were availing of the pizzas.
Speaker 5: Do you know what it was for?
Speaker 6: Somebody found a contract then that was leaked online that
Speaker 6: they had signed a contract with Apache Pizza to supply
Speaker 6: what we call here the ipass centers, which is all
Speaker 6: the places that were putting all the freeloaders from other countries.
Speaker 6: So like the rapists, the criminals, the murders, all the
Speaker 6: lunatics that are coming in. So we put them all
Speaker 6: in these big, cool, basically hotels that are just closed
Speaker 6: down to the public. And these people get to live
Speaker 6: in the United States and so it's really cool though
Speaker 6: as well because they get to eat pizza every day
Speaker 6: and then the taxpayer has to pay for it. So
Speaker 6: the bill of seven hundred thousand euros was for pizzas
Speaker 6: for all the illegal immigrants.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's crazy. It's fucked, man, See everybody, it's
Speaker 7: happening everywhere in the West. Dude, we're paying a million
Speaker 7: dollars a day for this crisis. It's crazy. They don't
Speaker 7: give a fuck. And then Trudeau's bribing us, being like,
Speaker 7: we're gonna give you two hundred and fifty dollars in April,
Speaker 7: and they're gonna cut off the GST even though we're
Speaker 7: taxed to death for two months to help you. Two
Speaker 7: hundred and fifty dollars is nothing they give the indigenous communities.
Speaker 7: That's why I'm done feeling sympathy for them. I'm sorry,
Speaker 7: but I didn't know this. I thought it was I
Speaker 7: knew it was my but they give the indigenous communities
Speaker 7: and from two thousand and three or twenty twenty three
Speaker 7: to twenty twenty four, they've given them thirty thirty point
Speaker 7: five billion dollars in a year.
Speaker 5: So I'm like, you guys, can't complain. You're on stolen land.
Speaker 7: You're literally being given billions of dollars for you just
Speaker 7: just exist, for you not to get at the free education,
Speaker 7: no taxes. I'm like, cay, I'm done feeling. And I
Speaker 7: value their culture. I do think it's interesting and fascinating
Speaker 7: to me their culture and all that stuff. For the
Speaker 7: people that actually still in uh. I want to keep
Speaker 7: that tradition going. But fuck, come on, like you with
Speaker 7: the imagine giving thirty point five billion dollars to a
Speaker 7: whole community of white people that said they got genocided,
Speaker 7: oh like the Haull, the Moort now Russia or something,
Speaker 7: you know, and then imagine what they would do with it.
Speaker 7: Do you think they just be sitting around being like,
Speaker 7: come to my gas station and buy some cigarettes. You know,
Speaker 7: someone's not gonna like that. But that's the fucking truth.
Speaker 5: Not all.
Speaker 7: I'm not saying all, but that's a lot of money man,
Speaker 7: So not just we're paying for that, but then we're
Speaker 7: also paying for them to be housed in hotels. And
Speaker 7: I have an episode for this because it's something that's
Speaker 7: this is not good. It's not good for the Indians
Speaker 7: coming here and everybody else that's coming. It's not good.
Speaker 7: It's not it's not good. It's not gonna be good
Speaker 7: for everybody. They want to use you as tax cattle.
Speaker 7: They just want more people to enslave here in Steven
Speaker 7: slave you over there, and then you mix and you
Speaker 7: fuck up our culture that already exists, and you want
Speaker 7: to bring in your wack a do let's have child
Speaker 7: brides and all sorts of fucked up shit.
Speaker 5: Of course it ends like this. This is, of course
Speaker 5: how it ends when we should have cut it off
Speaker 5: literally forty minutes. I'm just getting up for you. But
Speaker 5: a half an hour ago, baby, Well yeah, probably ago.
Speaker 7: It's fine. I'll keep it all in because that's just
Speaker 7: too we are. It's strange brew and you get a
Speaker 7: little bit of I never it's so funny listening to
Speaker 7: the older episode sometimes where I'm like I don't want
Speaker 7: I told Billy this. I was like, there's that I've
Speaker 7: been listening to old stuff, uh for doing our collaboration
Speaker 7: with Cultive conspiracy and stuff like that for cryptids, and
Speaker 7: I'm not getting into politics. I'm not gonna get a politicic.
Speaker 7: So many times I said that it's like Billy's like
Speaker 7: maybe we maybe we should just stuck to that, and
Speaker 7: I was like maybe.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I like where it's sometimes sometimes.
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Speaker 5: It would mean a lot to us.
Speaker 6: We have a lot of like essentially, I'm releasing a
Speaker 6: lot of older content that will not be on the
Speaker 6: show anymore, or videos that will be taking off YouTube
Speaker 6: because you're not really on Rumble, They're not anywhere else,
Speaker 6: so they'll be just older episodes of Antonomy and Billy
Speaker 6: when we had to do like stuff over camera during COVID,
Speaker 6: when we started more or less filming the show and
Speaker 6: getting more into doing the filming aspect of it.
Speaker 7: So that will all be on Patreon. I do anyone
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Speaker 7: like this design stay strange, not asleep. I get that
Speaker 7: ordered more than I get like the logo, which I'm surprised,
Speaker 7: so stay strange not asleep, and Aaron shad out to
Speaker 7: what what we got going on?
Speaker 6: There's lots of stuff. I don't want to say anything
Speaker 6: because I don't know what order anything is going to
Speaker 6: come out in. I don't want to jinx myself either.
Speaker 6: Later yeah, and end up in the hospital bed again,
Speaker 6: not able to walk on like fucking ten drips.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's lots of stuff coming out of class hardcast.
Speaker 6: We have lots of you should have played that while
Speaker 6: I was saying I.
Speaker 5: Was trying to this one or that kind of That's
Speaker 5: how I felt every day. Actually know, we'll go.
Speaker 6: Yeah, look there's lots of hip common class arcast dot
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Speaker 7: I don't know how to reach people I post after
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Speaker 7: We appreciate it. This has already went on too long.
Speaker 5: Now, how do I end this? Stay strange? Goodbye, good bye?
Speaker 5: We love you, Yeah, we do love you. I appreciate listeners.
Speaker 5: I never say that. Sorry, alright, how do I fucking honest?
Speaker 5: Back to the stream, all right? Pizzagate fucking