Speaker 1: All right, thanks for being with us. Finally Friday, and
Speaker 1: my name is Sandy.
Speaker 2: This is JB. Christ's here too.
Speaker 3: Hi, everybody in Texas.
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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Did you guys happen to see that that
Speaker 1: movie about the mean dog Kujo is going to get
Speaker 1: a remaker.
Speaker 2: Or a reboot?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I thought you had read it. I don't
Speaker 1: know that I really recall them.
Speaker 2: The movie? Is this the one where people were trapped
Speaker 2: in a car?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: A mom goes out to some house I don't know,
Speaker 4: to drop her kid off or pick her kid up,
Speaker 4: and they have a giant Saint Bernard named Kujo who
Speaker 4: got bit by a bat and has rabies, and he
Speaker 4: traps her in her car and tries to kill.
Speaker 3: Her, and he's killed.
Speaker 4: Like a couple of people outside of the car you've
Speaker 4: come to try and help her. It is like core memory,
Speaker 4: terrifying for me. One of the scaries.
Speaker 5: I don't think I ever saw it, but I remember
Speaker 5: it being a big deal to this day. If it's
Speaker 5: kind of a big scary dog, people will reference Kujoah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, today is a Stephen King movie.
Speaker 4: I think it's along the same lines as terrifying, like Christine,
Speaker 4: when I see old black cars, giant.
Speaker 5: Plarks, that was a Plymouth fury.
Speaker 4: Oh those are terrifying to be only because of Stephen
Speaker 4: King in that movie.
Speaker 1: How do you make a Saint Bernard terrifying? They're the
Speaker 1: biggest babies, funniest, nicest dogs.
Speaker 3: I don't get it in your face.
Speaker 5: They they'll bring you whiskey if you're trapped in the snow.
Speaker 3: Cute little bear.
Speaker 2: They could have carried so much more.
Speaker 4: They were not using their all their potential.
Speaker 2: Just the little barrel on them.
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. Anyway, It's gonna be redone. Is that your
Speaker 1: scariest movie? Tricy said, it was like a core memory
Speaker 1: like it, You're.
Speaker 4: Still That's my first first movie that I was scared
Speaker 4: to death watching it. It was also about the time
Speaker 4: that we got HBO, And remember HBO would play the
Speaker 4: same movie like five times in a day, right, I
Speaker 4: would watch it all five times and be terrified every
Speaker 4: time I watch my movie, like like in the summer.
Speaker 1: My movie like that was the Shining I watched that
Speaker 1: over really just watched it so disappointing. First time I
Speaker 1: saw a naked woman was The Shining an adult naked woman,
Speaker 1: and it was the shower scene in that movie. And
Speaker 1: do you remember she turned into like a mud monster
Speaker 1: in the movie. Do you remember it was so gross.
Speaker 4: That's gotta mess you up a little bit, those very
Speaker 4: formative sexual years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was all excited and then she turned
Speaker 1: into a It was gross.
Speaker 2: It was really great.
Speaker 5: We could do hours on the first people we saw naked.
Speaker 5: It's just funny.
Speaker 2: What was.
Speaker 5: It was either you know, it was probably you know,
Speaker 5: Showtime or Cinemax back then it was it was one
Speaker 5: of the two these too. It was either Angie Dickinson
Speaker 5: in a shower scene, it was an opening scene in
Speaker 5: some movie. And then another one and she looked good naked,
Speaker 5: And then there another one was Adrian Barbo.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: She was in a movie called The Swamp Thing, and
Speaker 5: then she did a nude scene.
Speaker 4: Really just boobies, right, They didn't do all nude back then, right.
Speaker 2: I think it was just boobies. Yeah.
Speaker 4: To mine was mine was Skinemax, Lady Chatterley's lover. When
Speaker 4: I was like eleven, Me and Lisa Boebe would have
Speaker 4: sleep you.
Speaker 5: You went a little deeper.
Speaker 4: Well, she had an older brother and so and she
Speaker 4: had Cinemax and we didn't have but we only had
Speaker 4: HBO and we'd stay up late and yeah was it?
Speaker 5: Oh and then Bo Derek and ten was one of
Speaker 5: those Oh yeah, oh my, I lost my.
Speaker 2: Mind there running on the beach thing.
Speaker 5: I oh, this is like I'm like, I remember watching
Speaker 5: just thinking life is gonna be.
Speaker 1: Girl Tricia going back to yours lady chair. Was there
Speaker 1: men and women naked or just women? No?
Speaker 4: It was I mean, like I think maybe you could
Speaker 4: see the guys butt, but they just showed the women
Speaker 4: the girls, and you know, they were in the act
Speaker 4: of love making.
Speaker 3: And I was all, what's that? It was weird. I
Speaker 3: was like, these make me feel weird. But I watched
Speaker 3: them over and over.
Speaker 1: Wasn't the wasn't the opening scene of Jaws. Wasn't she
Speaker 1: running out to the water naked too?
Speaker 3: It's like it's a silhouette. Silhouette.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was one of the first things I saw too.
Speaker 2: That's a good one. And a lot of guys.
Speaker 1: Uh Phoebe Phoebe Kates and fast times cool cool scene rightee.
Speaker 2: By the way, Phoebe has not aged.
Speaker 4: Well, oh really, she's so freaking you want to know
Speaker 4: the first time I ever saw a guy not naked but.
Speaker 3: Happy to see other girls? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Barton Springs Pool. Dude walking down the side walking a
Speaker 4: black speedo and I had no idea what was happening?
Speaker 3: Howld were you a core memory? Nine? Maybe Martin Springs.
Speaker 5: There used to be if you're new to Austin, there
Speaker 5: used to be a lot more openness at Barton Springs Pool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, business on.
Speaker 5: On one side, not the main side. The other side
Speaker 5: it was, Yeah, a lot of nudity back in the day.
Speaker 1: Family upfront, party in the back, right, Yeah, to keep
Speaker 1: really rain your kids in from wandering too much at
Speaker 1: Barton Springs Otherwise you were doing a lot of explaining
Speaker 1: on the way home, right, and Tricia your scarred for life?
Speaker 1: You remember that was the black The guy in the
Speaker 1: black speedo like he knew what he was doing?
Speaker 2: Right? Was he sending out a buy?
Speaker 3: I guess he was walking around in a black speeded.
Speaker 3: There was no I know.
Speaker 4: Sometimes when the launch sequence is activated at a varian
Speaker 4: unopportunity time, guys will sit for a while until it
Speaker 4: passes this guy.
Speaker 3: I feel like he was kind of showing it off.
Speaker 4: But I can tell you exactly where we were, Like
Speaker 4: it's a snapshot, core memory in my mind because I
Speaker 4: had never had no idea what was happening. I can
Speaker 4: see his brown hair, black speedo where we were on
Speaker 4: the pool, like on the.
Speaker 5: Park side, out of line.
Speaker 4: Today, I don't think I could because it wasn't it
Speaker 4: actually his face that I was looking.
Speaker 2: Trisa is going to give us the story that we
Speaker 2: love coming up. What you got?
Speaker 3: Let's talk about Southwest Airlines.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna let y'all know that I think I think
Speaker 4: they were very planning in how they rolled this out.
Speaker 3: I think we got flim flammed, is what I'm all right.
Speaker 1: Stay with us story we love coming up. It's the
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Speaker 1: three point one. Trisia says Southwest Airlines may have flim
Speaker 1: flammed us the story in just a second. Don't forget hey,
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Speaker 4: Maybe the word's not flim flamms, but I am gonna
Speaker 4: say they buttered us up a little bit.
Speaker 3: Do you remember, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Three four months ago, Southwest Airlines made the announcement that
Speaker 4: they no longer were gonna have the cattle call boarding process,
Speaker 4: that you're actually going to get assigned seats to make
Speaker 4: for a more orderly boarding process, and people aren't fighting
Speaker 4: for the seats. We were all so relieved. That's one
Speaker 4: of the main reasons I didn't fly Southwest because that
Speaker 4: was super stressful for me.
Speaker 5: So go ahead, Oh, I just It's what makes it
Speaker 5: difficult too, is the uh people don't want to sit
Speaker 5: in the middle seats, so they keep going back back,
Speaker 5: and you always hear them announcing this is a full flight.
Speaker 5: You're gonna have to sit in the middle. It just
Speaker 5: slows everything.
Speaker 2: And everyone here, everyone hears that full is a full flight.
Speaker 1: If you see a middle seat, take when everyone goes,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take my chances, not me.
Speaker 4: The other thing, too, is when you would you know,
Speaker 4: you check in twenty four hours ahead of your flight.
Speaker 4: I would have an alarm set and I'd be ready
Speaker 4: the moment it was twenty four hours ahead. I check
Speaker 4: in hoping to be in one of the A or
Speaker 4: B boarding groups.
Speaker 3: Didn't matter.
Speaker 4: I was always d or at the end, which was
Speaker 4: just stressful, especially if you travel with the kid steerage
Speaker 4: with the unwashed. Anyway, they made that announcement, I was all,
Speaker 4: heck y'all, Southwest, I will board your flights more often now. Well,
Speaker 4: they were buttering us up because they just announced that
Speaker 4: they're going to start charging for the checked bags starting
Speaker 4: this spring. There a whole thing forever has been two
Speaker 4: bags fly free, one of the only airlines, if not
Speaker 4: the only airline, that you did not have to pay
Speaker 4: to check your bags, and they've buckled going along with
Speaker 4: all the rest of the airlines.
Speaker 3: You now have to pay.
Speaker 4: They have not said how much they're going to charge it,
Speaker 4: but I think the other one's charge about thirty five dollars.
Speaker 2: I'll give you a little.
Speaker 1: Trick here about how to avoid the cost of checking
Speaker 1: your bag. Always, if you want to check your bag,
Speaker 1: you don't want to pay right, always, always, all, always
Speaker 1: take it to the gate with you, because ninety nine
Speaker 1: times out of one hundred they will ask people to
Speaker 1: check their bags at the gate, and it is free
Speaker 1: to check it at.
Speaker 2: The gate, so you know you're gonna check it.
Speaker 1: You want to check it, you don't want to pay,
Speaker 1: take it to the gate, and I promise you they'll
Speaker 1: make an announcement that you know, all of our overhead
Speaker 1: stuff is going to be full. If you want to
Speaker 1: check your bag, you can check it for free and
Speaker 1: we'll get it to your final destination. Do that and
Speaker 1: you save yourself. I mean whatever, the cost is twenty
Speaker 1: five thirty bucks.
Speaker 4: So but didn't I just make all the people who
Speaker 4: did have to pay to check their bag angry?
Speaker 3: Isn't that just starting a fight?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Sorry about your luck? I mean, it is what it is.
Speaker 1: I do it all the time. I hate carrying on
Speaker 1: too many bags. I would like to walk on the
Speaker 1: airplane with nothing at all, like just to close on
Speaker 1: my back and a coffee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what to me.
Speaker 1: When I see someone doing that, I'm are like, that's
Speaker 1: that is a pimp. He's winning, Yeah, winning exactly.
Speaker 4: You want to know what they're CEO said about starting
Speaker 4: to charge and I'm like, wow, way to be blunt
Speaker 4: about this, But also thank you for not trying to
Speaker 4: trick us and make us think it's any other reason
Speaker 4: that you're doing this. He said, they're ditching the free
Speaker 4: bags because, quote, we need to return to the levels
Speaker 4: of profit profitability that we and our shareholders expect.
Speaker 2: That's exactly right.
Speaker 3: We need to we need to start making more money
Speaker 3: we expect to make.
Speaker 5: Think it depends on what status you have, too, Like
Speaker 5: if you have a business class ticket, I think you
Speaker 5: still get the.
Speaker 2: Free bag or two.
Speaker 4: Yeah, frequent flyers in business classes, which is funny.
Speaker 5: The idea of business class on a Southwest like really
Speaker 5: is what does that mean? It's just a more expensive ticket.
Speaker 5: But then, like I'm looking on Southwest airlines, I'm considered
Speaker 5: a list preferred. I don't know why, but I think
Speaker 5: I can still check a bag. I was reading about
Speaker 5: it too, because I sometimes I travel with a lot
Speaker 5: of audio video gear and it can It's like if
Speaker 5: it's not so, Southwest was always a great option for
Speaker 5: that with two free bags and then out and carry
Speaker 5: a camera bag with me on the flight. But man,
Speaker 5: sometimes on other airlines it's worth it for the first
Speaker 5: class ticket, so you can get two free backs.
Speaker 2: Just doing the math on it, right.
Speaker 5: Yep, because they charge you so much for an extra
Speaker 5: bag fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: Its true now a Southwest. The CEO's right. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's got they have. You have to be profitable and
Speaker 1: you have to work for your shareholders and if you're
Speaker 1: not doing that, you're going out of business, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 5: And the cost of doing I mean in general, the
Speaker 5: cost of doing everything to it.
Speaker 2: So he's going to make it anyway that they can
Speaker 2: stick around. That's the story. We love.
Speaker 1: We got more coming up. Tricia's a little bit butt
Speaker 1: hurt about something that I've done. I've done for years
Speaker 1: and I think she's known about it, but it recently
Speaker 1: resurfaced and it became not an issue again. Just another
Speaker 1: round of butt hurt for Tricia. I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: that is. Just to say thanks for being with us.
Speaker 1: It's the JB and Sandy Show. We do this every
Speaker 1: day until eight o'clock. If you're a new listener. JB
Speaker 1: and I have a long history together. We did a
Speaker 1: radio show together for eighteen years, with friends for thirty years.
Speaker 1: Tricia and I are married, been married for sixteen almost seventeen.
Speaker 1: Our anniversary is coming up next month.
Speaker 3: Yep April nineteen seventeen years.
Speaker 1: And yeah, we know all the terrible things that happened
Speaker 1: on April nineteenth. Every time we bring that up, people
Speaker 1: remind us how the Bran Davidian thing burned down on
Speaker 1: the nineteenth. I think Hitler killed himself on the nineteenth
Speaker 1: of all these.
Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't that weird that they would point that out?
Speaker 2: They do it every year.
Speaker 1: Every year someone lets us know all the horrible things
Speaker 1: that have happened on April nineteenth.
Speaker 2: But we were trying to break the siple.
Speaker 1: So anyway, Tricia's a little bit butt hurt with me
Speaker 1: that because she is not my number one emergency contact
Speaker 1: on forums she's anything. Yeah, she's not it, and she
Speaker 1: thinks she should be, and she's not. She's not even
Speaker 1: number two on the list. It's two of my friends.
Speaker 1: It's it's more and that it's my friend Brock and
Speaker 1: then JB. And then I figure once they get to
Speaker 1: those three, they'll Electrician know. I'd rather I would I'd
Speaker 1: kind of be compassionately thoughtful, because wouldn't you rather hear
Speaker 1: that Sandy is in peril has had an emergency?
Speaker 2: Once?
Speaker 1: You rather hear it from someone you know, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, I mean interesting than someone that you.
Speaker 4: Don't know who's number two? First one is more who's
Speaker 4: number two?
Speaker 2: She's Burger Brock.
Speaker 3: Che's Burger Brock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then JB Yeah number three. Yeah.
Speaker 5: One of my yeah, one of my biggest fears is
Speaker 5: that you see on color I D you know, being
Speaker 5: a parent, that it's the Sheriff's department, YAHD or something
Speaker 5: like that, like, oh, so that's a good point, I mean,
Speaker 5: you know, or Sandy, sorry, if it's someone you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna probably answer the phone for starters.
Speaker 4: I think one of the reason reasons that it, I mean,
Speaker 4: it bigs me a little bit.
Speaker 3: Then I have to tell you why it shouldn't bug
Speaker 3: me at all.
Speaker 4: Bugs me a little bit because for your emergency contacts,
Speaker 4: I'm like, maybe number four, we have a safe in
Speaker 4: our house that I didn't know about that I don't
Speaker 4: have the combination too.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 4: At one point we had some life insurance policy that
Speaker 4: You're like, I don't really trust you if you get
Speaker 4: the money, so I'm going to make more of the beneficiit.
Speaker 3: I was like, what, I think that this is just
Speaker 3: like the icing on the cake with me. It's a
Speaker 3: big screw you Sandy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I can't get too mad at you because
Speaker 4: you're not my emergency contact either. My mom's not my
Speaker 4: emergency contact either because she freaking.
Speaker 3: Takes three naps a day. She'll never answer the phone.
Speaker 4: Our neighbor, Mel Melmo, she's my emergency contact. There is
Speaker 4: nobody I know who would spring into action faster than Melway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, Well, let me ask you this. Wait.
Speaker 5: Wait, this started outa Tricia was bothered that she wasn't
Speaker 5: your emergency contact. It turns out.
Speaker 2: You're not hers.
Speaker 4: That's why I said, I think it bothers me because
Speaker 4: it's just more of a pileon on all the other
Speaker 4: things that I'm not even considered to be in contact for.
Speaker 4: But I realized that I can't actually be mad about
Speaker 4: it because he's not my contact.
Speaker 2: You thinks you're not privy to That's what I like
Speaker 2: to say.
Speaker 3: Wait, what's happening?
Speaker 4: What we're married? Like I'm supposed to know this stuff,
Speaker 4: you don't. I think I'm more mad that I don't
Speaker 4: have the combination to this po.
Speaker 2: I'll let you know what you need to know, all right, that.
Speaker 3: Wrap out of me that you said, speaking.
Speaker 2: Of people on your list? Do you JB.
Speaker 1: Tristan, do you guys have a go to person or
Speaker 1: two or three that if you were to get in
Speaker 1: serious trouble, like you needed some help fast because you
Speaker 1: were in big trouble with the law. Let's say, do
Speaker 1: you have a go to This is the person that's
Speaker 1: getting the first phone call, and not necessarily your friend,
Speaker 1: you know, like someone an acquaintance, a business person. Like
Speaker 1: I've got three people on my list of that would
Speaker 1: get the first phone call, and I know all three
Speaker 1: of them could.
Speaker 2: Fix it pretty coolly. I'm in trouble and I need help, Yes.
Speaker 4: Like they have the power. I know your three people,
Speaker 4: they have the power to fix it.
Speaker 1: Right, Like one of them would be like one of
Speaker 1: them would be depending on the trouble I was in.
Speaker 2: One of them.
Speaker 1: If I was in big legal trouble and like I
Speaker 1: was in jail or being accused, I got that guy, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got another guy that if I were in physical
Speaker 1: like harm, someone was out to get me, or I
Speaker 1: needed someone to disappear.
Speaker 2: I got that guy. He's not kidding, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: And I got that guy.
Speaker 1: And then I got another guy that's really more on
Speaker 1: the legal side of it.
Speaker 2: So the first and the third would kind of work together.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but if you can get a hold of one
Speaker 4: and he got a hold of the other, you're going
Speaker 4: to be fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.
Speaker 5: Wow. I don't think I have anything.
Speaker 2: I'll share.
Speaker 4: My guys, my people. My guy's Sandy because he has
Speaker 4: those three guys. Member, good part, make Sandy your guy
Speaker 4: jab oh j al trica t.
Speaker 1: You got to tell the story of the middle guy,
Speaker 1: the guy that I have that if I needed someone
Speaker 1: to disappear or I needed I needed some help that
Speaker 1: was a little outside the confines of Texas state law,
Speaker 1: that I would call. But you got to tell the
Speaker 1: story about the time when you met with him.
Speaker 4: Oh God, I would I wish if you know, there's
Speaker 4: some things that you're like, I wish I could go back,
Speaker 4: rewind and erase this fifteen minutes of my life and
Speaker 4: never have to think about it again, because it's so
Speaker 4: painful for me to remember. My mom has worked for
Speaker 4: this guy for like thirty years. He is a big,
Speaker 4: powerful man. He can make things happen. So I had
Speaker 4: quit one of my jobs and I was like, you know,
Speaker 4: I just want to I didn't want to do I
Speaker 4: didn't know what I wanted to do, and my mom
Speaker 4: was like, I'll set you up with him. Go talk
Speaker 4: to him. He's got a big office. So I go
Speaker 4: in and I meet with him. He's only meeting with
Speaker 4: me because my mom asked him to. Normally, this is
Speaker 4: a guy you got to plan stuff out, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, big important, busy guy.
Speaker 3: And I walk in and sit down.
Speaker 4: He's definitely squeezing me in in between appointments and stuff,
Speaker 4: and he's like, well, Trisha, what do you think you
Speaker 4: want to do?
Speaker 3: And I go, I don't know.
Speaker 4: And he turned around and he goes, you don't know
Speaker 4: what you want to do? How the hell am I
Speaker 4: supposed to.
Speaker 2: Know that you?
Speaker 4: And I almost started crying and I was like, I'm
Speaker 4: so sorry, and I could not get out of his
Speaker 4: office fast enough.
Speaker 3: I think I did weep a little bit when I left.
Speaker 4: And then my mom continued to work for him and
Speaker 4: Noman I was embarrassed every time she talked about him,
Speaker 4: and he would ask about me, and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, just leave me out of the conversation.
Speaker 4: And now Sandy's friends with him and goes to lunch
Speaker 4: with him, and I don't know if I could even
Speaker 4: sit at.
Speaker 3: The same table with him. I'm still that afraid of him.
Speaker 1: Well, Jamie, I guess by default that makes me at
Speaker 1: the top of your list if you're in big trouble
Speaker 1: because I'll call these.
Speaker 5: Other guy I guess, so, yeah, you got your your
Speaker 5: high level fund.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Auto Classic business idea is that, like, I sell my
Speaker 1: access to these three guys, never telling anyone who they are,
Speaker 1: but for a monthly fee of ninety nine dollars. Should
Speaker 1: you get in trouble, I'll place the phone call for you.
Speaker 3: The finders feed the access.
Speaker 2: Fee, right exactly.
Speaker 4: It's a good idea, But never tell the guys, right,
Speaker 4: those three people exactly that you're selling their access that show.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get on that today again. A reminder to
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