WEBVTT 1 00:00:08.519 --> 00:00:13.560 Welcome to the cultop cryptis Strange encounters of frogs and lizards, 2 00:00:13.960 --> 00:00:15.960 dumb my nick children, dog. 3 00:00:15.880 --> 00:00:21.199 Man, Bigfoot, Mockman and all their victims. Murry pictures captured 4 00:00:21.280 --> 00:00:26.199 by shot witness, ufoes breaking laws of physics, Pictures of 5 00:00:26.359 --> 00:00:28.839 aliens carving the high rogue lyphics. 6 00:00:29.280 --> 00:00:31.000 This is a bizarre world that. 7 00:00:31.160 --> 00:00:34.560 We live in. So sit back, relax, laugh. 8 00:00:34.439 --> 00:00:40.200 And listen because we're here to talk about some cryptics. 9 00:00:41.960 --> 00:00:47.280 This is Tom Thompson Castenos, the Raptilian from Strange Group podcast, 10 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:51.640 and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about 11 00:00:51.640 --> 00:00:56.200 some bizarre and strange things. So strap in for this 12 00:00:56.399 --> 00:00:58.000 wild and hilarious ride. 13 00:00:58.960 --> 00:00:59.759 Now to the show. 14 00:01:00.039 --> 00:01:05.000 Everybody, The curtains are open, we're checking tickets at the door. 15 00:01:06.599 --> 00:01:09.480 It's about to get strange. 16 00:01:09.519 --> 00:01:13.680 Everybody. 17 00:01:16.879 --> 00:01:17.640 What's going on? 18 00:01:17.760 --> 00:01:20.719 Everybody? Everybody out there? What's happening? 19 00:01:21.519 --> 00:01:24.640 Welcome back to another episode of Strange Brew. 20 00:01:25.159 --> 00:01:27.319 I am Tomcatted. Who else do I have all. 21 00:01:27.200 --> 00:01:29.680 This cooky spooky podcast? 22 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:32.599 Well it seems only appropriate that today I go by 23 00:01:33.480 --> 00:01:36.640 Reverend doctor Kaiju dig It. So Reverend Kaijud all you 24 00:01:36.680 --> 00:01:40.200 out there, sweet listeners and listener land, so. 25 00:01:40.200 --> 00:01:48.359 Welcome, Welcome to Attack by monsters. So we're gonna get 26 00:01:48.359 --> 00:01:51.439 into a fun episode. This shall be a lot of fun. 27 00:01:51.560 --> 00:01:55.519 So I got a little bit of oil for this episode. 28 00:01:55.959 --> 00:01:58.920 I got my shirt on that says are we there yet? 29 00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:01.799 And it's got aliens, the kids in the vats of 30 00:02:01.840 --> 00:02:03.000 whatever the fuck they're in. 31 00:02:03.719 --> 00:02:05.599 And I made myself oh. 32 00:02:05.519 --> 00:02:07.879 Yeah, elue shirt, the one that I chose not to 33 00:02:07.920 --> 00:02:10.120 wear for the Lovecraft episode one, and I did. 34 00:02:10.280 --> 00:02:11.919 So you got Cathulhu on that bitch. 35 00:02:12.479 --> 00:02:15.199 It's stained glass Cthulhu. It says hpl. 36 00:02:15.560 --> 00:02:16.520 It's pretty awesome. 37 00:02:16.800 --> 00:02:20.520 So and then I have made myself my own iced 38 00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:23.719 coffee and I put whiskey and a little bit of 39 00:02:23.719 --> 00:02:26.960 Bailey's and then coffee. And I haven't ate yet, so 40 00:02:26.960 --> 00:02:28.599 we'll see how this makes me feel. 41 00:02:29.199 --> 00:02:30.319 Oh man, that looks good. 42 00:02:30.560 --> 00:02:32.599 I did eat and I had a I had a 43 00:02:32.639 --> 00:02:33.800 monster sized salad. 44 00:02:34.960 --> 00:02:36.000 I'll see myself out. 45 00:02:37.240 --> 00:02:41.039 So yeah, this will be interesting. You're taking a dry weekend, 46 00:02:41.080 --> 00:02:41.520 I know that. 47 00:02:42.919 --> 00:02:43.319 See. 48 00:02:43.719 --> 00:02:46.199 Yes, only herb for me. So let's break up the 49 00:02:46.680 --> 00:02:47.400 Cthulhu pipe. 50 00:02:47.639 --> 00:02:50.919 Yeah, hit it up. I'll take ahead of my oil pen. 51 00:02:52.840 --> 00:02:55.360 Get that herb, nice nice in my lungs. 52 00:02:55.520 --> 00:02:58.599 Resonate all right, all you out and listen to land. 53 00:02:58.639 --> 00:03:00.000 I encourage you to do the same if you can't 54 00:03:00.719 --> 00:03:04.919 enjoy this, this uh wild, wacky and monsterous episode with. 55 00:03:04.919 --> 00:03:10.159 Us smoke Bob Marley toe smoke weed every day. He 56 00:03:10.199 --> 00:03:13.120 didn't have toe cancer. They killed him. So we'll get 57 00:03:13.120 --> 00:03:15.639 into uh this crazy episode. But yeah, we got a 58 00:03:15.680 --> 00:03:18.280 lost off coming out of the pipe. And considering you know, 59 00:03:18.599 --> 00:03:21.360 our our logo has changed. Uh for all the fans 60 00:03:21.400 --> 00:03:24.439 that have seen that, that's all coming on merch. 61 00:03:24.560 --> 00:03:25.919 It's gonna be all over the merch site. 62 00:03:25.960 --> 00:03:28.879 So good w W dot Stranger podcast dot com and 63 00:03:29.120 --> 00:03:31.719 uh definitely check out that because uh there's gonna I 64 00:03:31.719 --> 00:03:33.319 bet you there's a lot of people that enjoy that. 65 00:03:33.439 --> 00:03:35.520 And that's why we're probably gonna smoke a little more 66 00:03:35.599 --> 00:03:37.840 on it. Because now we have an alien smoking us 67 00:03:37.879 --> 00:03:38.680 out of a bong. 68 00:03:39.639 --> 00:03:42.039 Smoky tokey, We're gonna get extra cringe folks. We're gonna 69 00:03:42.080 --> 00:03:45.280 we're gonna forgetting words and saying a lot. 70 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:47.120 I'll try to edit it out of the audio though, 71 00:03:48.439 --> 00:03:49.080 So I'm. 72 00:03:49.199 --> 00:03:51.479 Twitching Patreon people though you get access to the sweet 73 00:03:51.520 --> 00:03:52.960 sweet way that the sausage is made. 74 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:57.000 Yes, and everyone on Patreon, Uh remember if you're if 75 00:03:57.000 --> 00:03:58.400 you're a fan of this and you want sup. Poor 76 00:03:58.479 --> 00:04:01.319 us is three dollars a month w Patreon dot com 77 00:04:01.360 --> 00:04:03.759 slash Stranger podcast. We actually have a lot of stuff 78 00:04:03.800 --> 00:04:05.759 coming for other people that came in and we kind 79 00:04:05.759 --> 00:04:07.319 of were lacking for a couple months. 80 00:04:07.439 --> 00:04:08.319 We actually have a lot. 81 00:04:08.360 --> 00:04:11.520 We have an episode coming out actually about different monsters 82 00:04:11.560 --> 00:04:15.120 near Anton. We have lost tapes, episodes coming out of 83 00:04:15.120 --> 00:04:18.800 stuff that has been forgotten and deleted and erased from 84 00:04:18.920 --> 00:04:20.920 the anals of history except for on. 85 00:04:20.959 --> 00:04:26.399 Patreon archives opened yes least, and the doom will come 86 00:04:26.439 --> 00:04:26.839 your way. 87 00:04:27.240 --> 00:04:28.959 So I was saying to Anton before I started this, 88 00:04:29.120 --> 00:04:31.000 I've been streaming a little bit on Twitch playing horror 89 00:04:31.040 --> 00:04:34.120 games as he does, and I'm playing at Dead to Night, 90 00:04:34.160 --> 00:04:35.439 which I want Anton to get into. 91 00:04:35.480 --> 00:04:36.879 But I'm going to take this whole game. 92 00:04:37.120 --> 00:04:39.079 Cut out the dry stuff, keep all the funny shit, 93 00:04:39.240 --> 00:04:41.439 because I literally jump out of my chair. You're in 94 00:04:41.480 --> 00:04:45.079 a shining set hotel, kind of like it's kind of 95 00:04:45.079 --> 00:04:47.120 like the Shining You're trying to figure out why these 96 00:04:47.160 --> 00:04:49.720 ghosts died. Meanwhile, this guy that may have killed the 97 00:04:49.720 --> 00:04:53.000 people that are now ghosts, Jimmy walks around and hunts you. 98 00:04:53.000 --> 00:04:55.240 But it's very realistic, and they filmed it with real 99 00:04:55.279 --> 00:04:58.000 people and then spliced everything in. It is a pretty 100 00:04:58.000 --> 00:04:59.399 incredible and realistic game. 101 00:04:59.680 --> 00:05:00.160 Today. 102 00:05:00.160 --> 00:05:02.480 When I was streaming in just quickly before I jumped 103 00:05:02.480 --> 00:05:05.120 on Friday thirteenth, I fucking got so scared I hit 104 00:05:05.160 --> 00:05:09.959 the mic into my teeth. Yeah no, I almost felt 105 00:05:09.959 --> 00:05:11.959 like I did at the bottom, but it fucking hurt. 106 00:05:12.040 --> 00:05:13.439 I was like, fuck, well, at least I got that 107 00:05:13.439 --> 00:05:15.560 in stream. There's some content for you. I only played 108 00:05:15.560 --> 00:05:17.160 for fifteen minutes and then someone's like, come on and 109 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:20.000 play for the thirteenth. So everything's gonna be spliced up 110 00:05:20.040 --> 00:05:22.079 for me playing that game because you only have about 111 00:05:22.079 --> 00:05:24.480 a week on Twitch to watch it, and it is 112 00:05:24.519 --> 00:05:26.720 a crazy fun game. I think the fans will enjoy 113 00:05:26.920 --> 00:05:30.480 watching me get scared literally shitless. So it's gonna come 114 00:05:30.480 --> 00:05:33.000 out in probably three parts all together on Patreon, so 115 00:05:33.240 --> 00:05:34.720 make sure to check that out. 116 00:05:35.040 --> 00:05:35.439 Do it out. 117 00:05:35.920 --> 00:05:38.399 We got a handful of our twitch stuff up there 118 00:05:39.040 --> 00:05:40.279 on the Patreon. 119 00:05:39.920 --> 00:05:44.040 Are ghost Devour, So I'm gonna try to eventually get 120 00:05:44.079 --> 00:05:46.120 it where I can splice. I want to figure out 121 00:05:46.120 --> 00:05:48.040 how to put me in Anton's cameras and at the 122 00:05:48.040 --> 00:05:50.399 same time, or we're gonna do it where we splice 123 00:05:50.399 --> 00:05:52.199 half of my stream half of his stream, so you 124 00:05:52.279 --> 00:05:54.480 kind of see both of us and our reactions. 125 00:05:54.759 --> 00:05:57.000 Yeah, any listeners out there, if you're versed in that 126 00:05:57.040 --> 00:05:59.279 sort of shit, send one of us a DM and yes. 127 00:05:59.160 --> 00:06:01.399 Let me know how you would do that, brain, how 128 00:06:01.399 --> 00:06:04.560 we would splice two cameras together for especially when streaming, 129 00:06:04.600 --> 00:06:06.319 because I think that would be hilarious. 130 00:06:06.920 --> 00:06:09.319 And of course, who do we have in the chat? 131 00:06:11.040 --> 00:06:12.120 Who's hanging out and hip? 132 00:06:12.879 --> 00:06:17.600 I wonder who? So let's get into it. We're talking 133 00:06:17.600 --> 00:06:21.040 about a tech by Monstrous. 134 00:06:23.920 --> 00:06:24.399 A lie. 135 00:06:25.439 --> 00:06:26.560 It's a lie. 136 00:06:28.040 --> 00:06:33.399 It's one of my favorite fucking movies. 137 00:06:33.480 --> 00:06:36.439 But on the roots, he's going to be very popular. 138 00:06:37.160 --> 00:06:38.600 I fucking absolutely love that movie. 139 00:06:38.680 --> 00:06:41.600 And if you've never seen Young Frankenstein, it is probably 140 00:06:41.720 --> 00:06:44.759 one of my most favorite comedic horror movies. 141 00:06:45.759 --> 00:06:47.600 Tom, Tom, it's Frankenstein. 142 00:06:48.079 --> 00:06:50.720 Yeah, Frankenstein exactly. 143 00:06:50.319 --> 00:06:53.839 Say Frederick, Well, isn't it Fredrick? 144 00:06:55.000 --> 00:06:59.800 I love Marty, Marty what's his name, Marty Felman? Amazing 145 00:07:00.120 --> 00:07:01.959 for the people I haven't seen it, Like, we're gonna 146 00:07:02.000 --> 00:07:04.800 be starting another thing for Patreon. You know, that's why 147 00:07:04.839 --> 00:07:07.279 if you keep living the strange life and helping us 148 00:07:07.279 --> 00:07:09.439 support and keeping the world strange. We have a bunch 149 00:07:09.439 --> 00:07:13.720 of unreal review episodes coming up where we discuss our 150 00:07:14.519 --> 00:07:18.160 views on certain movies especially. We're actually gonna start with, 151 00:07:18.279 --> 00:07:23.279 of course the og what birth this podcast? We will 152 00:07:23.560 --> 00:07:25.639 the first episode will be talking about which may go 153 00:07:25.720 --> 00:07:29.680 to the main show so people actually see or see 154 00:07:29.720 --> 00:07:32.680 here what the episodes are going to sound like on Patreon. 155 00:07:32.759 --> 00:07:36.000 And we're gonna do strange brew the very first, the 156 00:07:36.000 --> 00:07:39.279 one that started it all. So what are we talking about? 157 00:07:39.399 --> 00:07:43.079 We're talking about people getting attacked by monsters. So from 158 00:07:43.319 --> 00:07:47.519 zombies and were wolves and even vampires, here are some 159 00:07:47.759 --> 00:07:51.079 weird ass strange stories of real life attacks by people 160 00:07:51.399 --> 00:07:55.639 or creatures reported to be real monsters. While there are 161 00:07:55.639 --> 00:07:59.360 no reasonable explanations for many of these stories, is not 162 00:07:59.519 --> 00:08:02.240 so different to speculate that some of these might have 163 00:08:02.439 --> 00:08:08.600 genuine supernatural origins. Others, however, demonstrate how disturbed minds can 164 00:08:08.600 --> 00:08:12.439 distort reality, causing them to inflict harm on others. 165 00:08:13.040 --> 00:08:13.560 Very true. 166 00:08:14.199 --> 00:08:17.079 The real life monsters, the monsters that are the darkest, 167 00:08:17.160 --> 00:08:21.279 which are the ones that are the most. 168 00:08:22.560 --> 00:08:24.759 No, he doesn't have tile, He's not a human, that's true, 169 00:08:24.959 --> 00:08:28.199 So uh would would this motherfucker classify as a monster. 170 00:08:28.439 --> 00:08:40.519 Hi cookie, absolutely, because without the cookies he is just 171 00:08:40.519 --> 00:08:41.000 a monster. 172 00:08:41.440 --> 00:08:44.519 Yeah, and the cookies a euphanism for child buttholes, he's 173 00:08:44.559 --> 00:08:45.399 Michael Jackson. 174 00:08:46.080 --> 00:08:47.399 Do you think he's part of the royal family? 175 00:08:48.679 --> 00:08:48.879 Yeah? 176 00:08:48.960 --> 00:08:55.600 Probably Jesus. A vampire causes in a car accident, No, 177 00:08:55.720 --> 00:08:59.799 he did not really. According to Colorado women, she was 178 00:08:59.799 --> 00:09:02.679 fours off the road while driving home she saw a 179 00:09:02.759 --> 00:09:05.960 vampire standing in the middle of the road. It's Robert 180 00:09:06.000 --> 00:09:09.039 Patterson and he's glowing and she's calming your fucking pants. 181 00:09:09.080 --> 00:09:12.000 Oh oh, Robert, you glowing all? 182 00:09:12.960 --> 00:09:14.120 Do you? What do you do ever? 183 00:09:14.240 --> 00:09:16.480 Our listeners out there, if you see Edward Cullens standing 184 00:09:16.519 --> 00:09:19.519 in the roads for shimmering in front of you, you accelerate, Yes, 185 00:09:19.600 --> 00:09:20.559 you accelerate. 186 00:09:20.919 --> 00:09:21.600 Say what you're. 187 00:09:21.440 --> 00:09:23.120 Getting the vampire road. 188 00:09:23.799 --> 00:09:27.320 So when the police arrived on the scenes, the offending 189 00:09:27.360 --> 00:09:31.159 nose fratu had vanished. The police did not suspect any 190 00:09:31.159 --> 00:09:35.039 alcohol or drugs were involved, though there was evidence the 191 00:09:35.120 --> 00:09:38.279 woman was not on her prescribed medication. 192 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:44.399 Of course she wasn't. 193 00:09:44.759 --> 00:09:48.440 One small boy interviewed by the local news said, I. 194 00:09:48.399 --> 00:09:52.480 Don't believe she saw an vampire, while a local teenage 195 00:09:52.519 --> 00:09:53.360 girl added. 196 00:09:53.440 --> 00:09:56.120 That would be really cool. I hope that's the case. 197 00:09:58.679 --> 00:10:02.200 I I saw where wolf man and it winked at 198 00:10:02.240 --> 00:10:03.200 me and it gave. 199 00:10:03.039 --> 00:10:04.519 Me a candy bar, and then. 200 00:10:04.440 --> 00:10:07.519 I said, you're a nice wear wolf and they said 201 00:10:08.120 --> 00:10:15.440 I am an Armenian woman. Perhaps the woman woman's reality 202 00:10:15.559 --> 00:10:18.759 was destroyed due to lack of medication, but even still, 203 00:10:19.960 --> 00:10:22.679 what she did see that, what did she see that 204 00:10:22.720 --> 00:10:23.879 one terrifying night? 205 00:10:25.279 --> 00:10:27.200 Won a bet it was just Robert Pattinson stumbling drunk 206 00:10:27.240 --> 00:10:27.720 through the road. 207 00:10:27.960 --> 00:10:31.039 Yeah, I know, let's get it, get it. 208 00:10:31.799 --> 00:10:33.919 Let's get it going, all right. 209 00:10:34.639 --> 00:10:36.960 So for this one, we are gonna go to Kentucky 210 00:10:37.440 --> 00:10:39.519 and all you you you hell your fans out there 211 00:10:39.600 --> 00:10:39.960 might know. 212 00:10:39.960 --> 00:10:41.600 This one Kentucky like fuck me. 213 00:10:43.240 --> 00:10:45.759 Kelly Hopkins Hopkinsville encounter. 214 00:10:45.679 --> 00:10:51.879 Bro Man Billy did an entire episode about this case. 215 00:10:52.799 --> 00:10:55.840 We are not doing this one, then that's hilarious. 216 00:10:56.279 --> 00:10:58.200 Don't you remember the guy that you do? 217 00:10:58.320 --> 00:11:01.159 Remember Billy Billy Ray, Billy Ray and he comes down 218 00:11:01.159 --> 00:11:04.600 and he tries to shoot the monster. Billy Ray, can 219 00:11:04.639 --> 00:11:06.080 you get the fuck out of the way. This moss 220 00:11:06.120 --> 00:11:09.240 is trying to rape me, all right? 221 00:11:09.360 --> 00:11:12.919 So for this nobody's World War One, and perhaps The 222 00:11:12.960 --> 00:11:16.360 strangest story of World War One allegedly occurred on April thirtieth, 223 00:11:16.440 --> 00:11:20.519 nineteen eighteen. According to unknown explorers, a British patrol boat 224 00:11:20.559 --> 00:11:23.240 off the coast of Ireland spotted a German submarine. 225 00:11:23.960 --> 00:11:28.120 It's Oireland, Ireland Orland. 226 00:11:29.320 --> 00:11:31.720 Expecting a battle, the Brits attacked, but the U boat 227 00:11:31.720 --> 00:11:35.320 did not return fire. Weirder still, the Germans willingly surrendered. 228 00:11:35.639 --> 00:11:38.600 The British were puzzled by the situation until the German commander, 229 00:11:38.840 --> 00:11:41.919 Captain Gunta Kritch, explained why he was so willing to 230 00:11:41.960 --> 00:11:42.399 give up. 231 00:11:43.159 --> 00:11:44.320 Guess Tom's playing with his moon. 232 00:11:45.639 --> 00:11:48.440 According to the tail Crench surfaced so the sub could 233 00:11:48.440 --> 00:11:51.480 recharge its batteries. But as the Germans floated atop the water, 234 00:11:51.559 --> 00:11:54.039 a massive sea monster crawled up the side of the ship. 235 00:11:54.519 --> 00:11:58.360 Kretch said the creature had gigantic eyes, devilish horns, an 236 00:11:58.440 --> 00:12:00.879 impressive set of knife like teeth. 237 00:12:00.559 --> 00:12:02.679 An impressive set of nice tits. 238 00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:08.200 And it was fucking stead. I just I rubbed one 239 00:12:08.240 --> 00:12:10.600 out int the porthole I did. I'm not I'm not 240 00:12:10.600 --> 00:12:12.320 ashamed to admit it, but I jerked off to those 241 00:12:12.320 --> 00:12:14.519 fucking tits on that sea monster because they were marvelous 242 00:12:15.000 --> 00:12:22.919 Marveless then attacked forward mount gun, latching on with its 243 00:12:22.960 --> 00:12:26.120 mouth and an attempt to rip the ship apart. Horrified, 244 00:12:26.159 --> 00:12:29.039 the Germans began firing, but the creature was dead set 245 00:12:29.080 --> 00:12:30.519 on having a U Boat for dinner. 246 00:12:30.919 --> 00:12:35.200 As I thought it was a peat the log. 247 00:12:37.000 --> 00:12:39.679 As it not away, the monster began twisting the submarine 248 00:12:39.759 --> 00:12:42.600 upside down, moments away from sinking beneath the waves. 249 00:12:42.639 --> 00:12:44.480 The sailors unloaded their guns. 250 00:12:44.480 --> 00:12:49.840 Finally forcing the horned beasts to retreat into the sea. Unfortunately, 251 00:12:49.879 --> 00:12:52.480 the submarine was too damaged to dive, but before the 252 00:12:52.559 --> 00:12:54.879 nightmare could return, the British arrived. 253 00:12:56.320 --> 00:12:58.960 Of course, not everyone believes this story. 254 00:12:58.799 --> 00:13:01.240 And skeptics have pointed out the British commander made no 255 00:13:01.320 --> 00:13:03.639 mention of a sea monster in his official report. That's 256 00:13:03.679 --> 00:13:06.960 because they are monsters. They're reptiles. God damn it, I'm kidding. 257 00:13:07.000 --> 00:13:10.120 We love you in Britain, we love you, but your 258 00:13:10.200 --> 00:13:13.039 leaders are reptiles. Yes, there's also no physical evidence because 259 00:13:13.080 --> 00:13:15.639 the bridge allegedly sent the ship to the bottom of 260 00:13:15.639 --> 00:13:17.639 the sea because it was a German ship, like you do. 261 00:13:18.679 --> 00:13:21.159 But believers hope that one day someone will recover the 262 00:13:21.240 --> 00:13:23.639 U Boat and prove that a hungry monsters really are 263 00:13:23.720 --> 00:13:25.000 lurking in the ocean depths. 264 00:13:25.600 --> 00:13:35.840 Oh shit, all right, you ready for this? 265 00:13:36.600 --> 00:13:41.080 Back to Utah a self proclaimed vampire Maul's an elderly man. 266 00:13:44.639 --> 00:13:46.200 Really vampires on this one, aren't we? 267 00:13:46.360 --> 00:13:46.559 I know? 268 00:13:46.720 --> 00:13:53.720 Milton Ellis is an older wheelchair bound man, gentleman wheelcham course, 269 00:13:53.799 --> 00:13:57.080 he's from Saint Petersburg, Florida. 270 00:13:57.919 --> 00:14:01.639 Oh, I think you're gonna say Saint Petersburg rush No inappropriate. 271 00:14:01.639 --> 00:14:04.200 At this time, I don't know what to believe anymore. 272 00:14:05.080 --> 00:14:09.039 So one evening and twenty eleven, he encountered twenty two 273 00:14:09.120 --> 00:14:12.279 year old Josephine Smith on the streets while walking home 274 00:14:12.879 --> 00:14:15.879 the STU. The two started talking and seemed to hit 275 00:14:15.919 --> 00:14:18.600 it off, so when it started pouring, they took shelter 276 00:14:18.679 --> 00:14:22.279 together on the porch of a vacant Hooters. 277 00:14:23.240 --> 00:14:25.679 So so fucking. 278 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:27.960 Strong Hooters should be They should all be vacant. 279 00:14:28.159 --> 00:14:31.080 Yes, man, I've only been Hooters like twice when I 280 00:14:31.120 --> 00:14:31.799 was a kid. 281 00:14:32.240 --> 00:14:35.159 Dude, what is the point Is Hooters just a pret 282 00:14:35.159 --> 00:14:37.320 strip club a teenager? 283 00:14:37.399 --> 00:14:39.039 You can't go to a teddy bar just like. 284 00:14:38.919 --> 00:14:40.720 It gets just like a sexy I don't know, like 285 00:14:40.960 --> 00:14:42.279 do I even get it in there. 286 00:14:42.360 --> 00:14:43.120 You don't get it. 287 00:14:43.159 --> 00:14:46.600 You get short shorts and good looking chicks with your food. 288 00:14:46.639 --> 00:14:48.960 It's very sexist, to be honest, I think it is. 289 00:14:49.759 --> 00:14:53.720 I think if they want to be progressive, they should 290 00:14:54.639 --> 00:14:56.399 get a bunch of men in there that are ripped 291 00:14:56.440 --> 00:14:58.240 and just to have them wearing really short shorts, and 292 00:14:58.240 --> 00:15:01.080 then men can get uncomfortable and the same way that 293 00:15:01.120 --> 00:15:03.879 women are. When her boyfriend's like, we I want to 294 00:15:03.879 --> 00:15:05.759 go to Hooters this weekend, She's like, well, why you 295 00:15:05.799 --> 00:15:08.399 always want to go there on Saturdays. It's like, no, 296 00:15:08.440 --> 00:15:10.039 it's just it's just my place. I really like the 297 00:15:10.120 --> 00:15:10.720 chicken wings. 298 00:15:11.159 --> 00:15:11.399 Is that? 299 00:15:11.480 --> 00:15:12.559 Why is that? 300 00:15:12.600 --> 00:15:13.879 Do you really like the chicken wings? 301 00:15:13.919 --> 00:15:17.960 Is that really why? So Ellis fell asleep while waiting 302 00:15:18.000 --> 00:15:20.240 for the rain to stop. He woke up to find 303 00:15:20.279 --> 00:15:23.480 Smith on his lap. This is getting very creepy. When 304 00:15:23.480 --> 00:15:27.120 he asked what she was doing, she replied, I'm a vampire. 305 00:15:27.240 --> 00:15:28.200 I'm gonna eat you. 306 00:15:29.159 --> 00:15:32.480 She then proceeded to bite him in various places, including 307 00:15:32.519 --> 00:15:36.360 his arm, Yeah, his arm, and his lips, and broke 308 00:15:36.559 --> 00:15:39.879 enough skin that he was left bloody. Have you ever 309 00:15:39.879 --> 00:15:41.879 heard of that fetish where people think they drink blood? 310 00:15:41.919 --> 00:15:44.080 And they all that shit. You ever heard of that shit. 311 00:15:43.960 --> 00:15:46.320 Where you where you suck blood through someone's skin or 312 00:15:46.480 --> 00:15:48.720 you like, I've known people that actually had. 313 00:15:48.679 --> 00:15:50.440 Uh sanguination fetishes? 314 00:15:50.559 --> 00:15:51.240 Is that what it's called? 315 00:15:51.919 --> 00:15:53.960 Yeah, I might be what's called, but I'm saying what 316 00:15:53.960 --> 00:15:55.000 ex sanguination. 317 00:15:54.679 --> 00:15:55.879 Means when you drain something of blood. 318 00:15:56.399 --> 00:15:56.559 No. 319 00:15:56.639 --> 00:15:58.720 I suppose I knew a due back in the day 320 00:15:58.720 --> 00:16:00.440 when I was like a fucking email kid, and he 321 00:16:00.519 --> 00:16:02.639 supposed to be like like was turned on by blood. 322 00:16:03.240 --> 00:16:05.279 I've said that story before. It's just strange to me. 323 00:16:05.320 --> 00:16:07.080 I was like, all right, but as long as it's 324 00:16:07.080 --> 00:16:09.279 consensual and y'all aren't seriously hurting each other, then you 325 00:16:09.279 --> 00:16:10.000 don't fucking have that. 326 00:16:10.440 --> 00:16:12.519 He was a weird kid. He's a kid that he 327 00:16:12.600 --> 00:16:13.600 pierced his own dick. 328 00:16:15.320 --> 00:16:18.120 Yeah, And when he was like when he was like 329 00:16:18.519 --> 00:16:21.240 thirteen fourteen, this kid was like beyond emo where I'm like, 330 00:16:21.559 --> 00:16:25.080 let's step away from this kid. It's like I like 331 00:16:25.120 --> 00:16:26.759 to he liked to cut his wrists and like fucking 332 00:16:26.799 --> 00:16:28.639 play this blood. And I'm like, all right, this is 333 00:16:29.159 --> 00:16:31.320 why you told me this shit. Man, We're like fucking 334 00:16:31.399 --> 00:16:32.279 little kids. 335 00:16:33.559 --> 00:16:35.000 We probably needed somebody to talk to. 336 00:16:35.360 --> 00:16:38.279 So Alice struggled and eventually escaped, made it to a 337 00:16:38.279 --> 00:16:40.919 phone and called the police. Yo, there's a bitch biting 338 00:16:40.960 --> 00:16:43.399 on my lips. She said she's a vampire. He was 339 00:16:43.519 --> 00:16:46.000 rushed to the hospital and was treated with stitches. She 340 00:16:46.120 --> 00:16:49.080 bit him hard enough. This bitch is delusional for sure. 341 00:16:49.799 --> 00:16:50.720 Mm hm. 342 00:16:50.720 --> 00:16:53.159 The police found Smith when they arrived to the scene, 343 00:16:53.200 --> 00:16:56.120 she was half naked and covered in blood. According to her, 344 00:16:56.200 --> 00:16:58.960 she had no memory of the events. She was arrested 345 00:16:59.000 --> 00:17:04.119 and it was held on for fifty thousand dollars. 346 00:17:04.160 --> 00:17:06.119 Holy fuck, I wonder how old. 347 00:17:05.880 --> 00:17:08.640 This chick was, because that's fucking. 348 00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:08.759 That's a lot of money. 349 00:17:09.880 --> 00:17:12.119 So nuts, and you know, like this, you know, there's 350 00:17:12.160 --> 00:17:15.480 the ideas of what's that guy's Peter Peter something with 351 00:17:15.519 --> 00:17:17.480 the guy I believed that he was he was a werewolf. 352 00:17:17.519 --> 00:17:19.680 Me and Billy talked abou about the werewolf episode Peter 353 00:17:19.799 --> 00:17:23.799 Schneffis or something, some stupid name, and he believed he was, Yeah, 354 00:17:23.839 --> 00:17:25.279 and he believed he was like a werewolf, and like, 355 00:17:25.319 --> 00:17:27.880 fucking you know, he just he thought he changed every night. 356 00:17:28.799 --> 00:17:30.440 I want to hear a stupid, stupid story. 357 00:17:31.000 --> 00:17:31.960 Always. 358 00:17:32.599 --> 00:17:35.559 When I was I was like, I don't know tat 359 00:17:35.680 --> 00:17:37.839 or something is kind of embarrassing me and my buddy, 360 00:17:37.880 --> 00:17:40.000 Like when we watched some werewolf movie or something, I 361 00:17:40.039 --> 00:17:41.799 can't remember which one. It could have been fucking ginger 362 00:17:41.799 --> 00:17:43.599 snaps or it could have been I think it would 363 00:17:43.599 --> 00:17:45.039 have made sense if it's more of a man one. 364 00:17:45.400 --> 00:17:48.279 And like we both had like big K nine teeth 365 00:17:48.279 --> 00:17:51.240 on the bottom right, and we believe we are like vampires. 366 00:17:51.240 --> 00:17:53.000 So we were like joking around. We used to play 367 00:17:53.039 --> 00:17:54.480 like we used to Premary and Lord of the Rings. 368 00:17:54.519 --> 00:17:56.640 I was like eight nine ten with the Lord of 369 00:17:56.680 --> 00:17:58.400 the Rings. Every time we saw a movie, we'd like 370 00:17:58.440 --> 00:18:00.880 acted out and my cousin was over and me and 371 00:18:00.920 --> 00:18:01.839 my buddy Austin were. 372 00:18:01.799 --> 00:18:02.799 Like, we're were wolves. 373 00:18:03.559 --> 00:18:05.400 We changed in the night looking to my teeth and 374 00:18:05.400 --> 00:18:06.000 we do like these. 375 00:18:05.960 --> 00:18:08.640 Facial expressions, and my cousin was like, you guys aren't 376 00:18:08.680 --> 00:18:11.160 were wolves. What are you fucking talking about? And it's 377 00:18:11.319 --> 00:18:16.039 so embarrassing, so stupid. There's a reason we're friends. 378 00:18:16.039 --> 00:18:17.839 Just so fucking sound. I was a strange kid. 379 00:18:18.279 --> 00:18:20.359 Just like when I was playing at Dead at Night 380 00:18:20.400 --> 00:18:22.160 which everyone will see on the stream, I left that 381 00:18:22.200 --> 00:18:25.720 part in where there's these uh he finds, uh you 382 00:18:25.759 --> 00:18:28.960 find this picture and it looks like a little boys 383 00:18:29.039 --> 00:18:31.920 drawing and very bloody events like cut off limbs and shit. 384 00:18:32.240 --> 00:18:33.759 And I was on the stream and I was like, oh, Trent, 385 00:18:33.799 --> 00:18:35.920 and Trent to my brother, was on the stream. 386 00:18:35.960 --> 00:18:37.599 I was like, do you remember my drawings? And my 387 00:18:37.640 --> 00:18:39.000 mother was like, oh yeah. 388 00:18:39.079 --> 00:18:41.119 When I was a kid, I was always in a 389 00:18:41.119 --> 00:18:44.400 horror movies, always into vampires and Frankenstein all that stuff. 390 00:18:44.519 --> 00:18:47.039 So I remember, I specifically remember one drawing. I still 391 00:18:47.119 --> 00:18:49.039 might have it, and there's like and as after I 392 00:18:49.039 --> 00:18:52.200 think I saw vampires. My mom would watch vampire movies 393 00:18:52.200 --> 00:18:52.839 with me and stuff like that. 394 00:18:52.880 --> 00:18:56.319 She enjoyed it, talking John Carboners vampires or James Woods. 395 00:18:57.359 --> 00:18:59.519 Yes, it might have been that one or a newer 396 00:18:59.599 --> 00:19:01.000 one like Vampire two thousand. 397 00:19:01.039 --> 00:19:01.680 I think it might have been that. 398 00:19:01.799 --> 00:19:05.880 We remember that film seventies show, I believe. 399 00:19:06.000 --> 00:19:07.440 So I had this picture. 400 00:19:07.480 --> 00:19:09.839 It's drawn the same way as these pictures in the game, 401 00:19:09.880 --> 00:19:12.720