Speaker 1: Welcome to the cultop cryptis Strange encounters of frogs and lizards,
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Speaker 2: Man, Bigfoot, Mockman and all their victims. Murry pictures captured
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Speaker 3: This is a bizarre world that.
Speaker 4: We live in. So sit back, relax, laugh.
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Speaker 1: This is Tom Thompson Castenos, the Raptilian from Strange Group podcast,
Speaker 1: and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about
Speaker 1: some bizarre and strange things. So strap in for this
Speaker 1: wild and hilarious ride.
Speaker 4: Now to the show.
Speaker 1: Everybody, The curtains are open, we're checking tickets at the door.
Speaker 5: It's about to get strange.
Speaker 3: Everybody.
Speaker 5: What's going on?
Speaker 3: Everybody? Everybody out there? What's happening?
Speaker 6: Welcome back to another episode of Strange Brew.
Speaker 3: I am Tomcatted. Who else do I have all.
Speaker 5: This cooky spooky podcast?
Speaker 7: Well it seems only appropriate that today I go by
Speaker 7: Reverend doctor Kaiju dig It. So Reverend Kaijud all you
Speaker 7: out there, sweet listeners and listener land, so.
Speaker 6: Welcome, Welcome to Attack by monsters. So we're gonna get
Speaker 6: into a fun episode. This shall be a lot of fun.
Speaker 6: So I got a little bit of oil for this episode.
Speaker 6: I got my shirt on that says are we there yet?
Speaker 6: And it's got aliens, the kids in the vats of
Speaker 6: whatever the fuck they're in.
Speaker 3: And I made myself oh.
Speaker 7: Yeah, elue shirt, the one that I chose not to
Speaker 7: wear for the Lovecraft episode one, and I did.
Speaker 3: So you got Cathulhu on that bitch.
Speaker 5: It's stained glass Cthulhu. It says hpl.
Speaker 3: It's pretty awesome.
Speaker 6: So and then I have made myself my own iced
Speaker 6: coffee and I put whiskey and a little bit of
Speaker 6: Bailey's and then coffee. And I haven't ate yet, so
Speaker 6: we'll see how this makes me feel.
Speaker 5: Oh man, that looks good.
Speaker 7: I did eat and I had a I had a
Speaker 7: monster sized salad.
Speaker 5: I'll see myself out.
Speaker 6: So yeah, this will be interesting. You're taking a dry weekend,
Speaker 6: I know that.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 5: Yes, only herb for me. So let's break up the
Speaker 5: Cthulhu pipe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hit it up. I'll take ahead of my oil pen.
Speaker 5: Get that herb, nice nice in my lungs.
Speaker 3: Resonate all right, all you out and listen to land.
Speaker 7: I encourage you to do the same if you can't
Speaker 7: enjoy this, this uh wild, wacky and monsterous episode with.
Speaker 6: Us smoke Bob Marley toe smoke weed every day. He
Speaker 6: didn't have toe cancer. They killed him. So we'll get
Speaker 6: into uh this crazy episode. But yeah, we got a
Speaker 6: lost off coming out of the pipe. And considering you know,
Speaker 6: our our logo has changed. Uh for all the fans
Speaker 6: that have seen that, that's all coming on merch.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be all over the merch site.
Speaker 6: So good w W dot Stranger podcast dot com and
Speaker 6: uh definitely check out that because uh there's gonna I
Speaker 6: bet you there's a lot of people that enjoy that.
Speaker 6: And that's why we're probably gonna smoke a little more
Speaker 6: on it. Because now we have an alien smoking us
Speaker 6: out of a bong.
Speaker 7: Smoky tokey, We're gonna get extra cringe folks. We're gonna
Speaker 7: we're gonna forgetting words and saying a lot.
Speaker 3: I'll try to edit it out of the audio though,
Speaker 3: So I'm.
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Speaker 6: Yes, and everyone on Patreon, Uh remember if you're if
Speaker 6: you're a fan of this and you want sup. Poor
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Speaker 6: slash Stranger podcast. We actually have a lot of stuff
Speaker 6: coming for other people that came in and we kind
Speaker 6: of were lacking for a couple months.
Speaker 3: We actually have a lot.
Speaker 6: We have an episode coming out actually about different monsters
Speaker 6: near Anton. We have lost tapes, episodes coming out of
Speaker 6: stuff that has been forgotten and deleted and erased from
Speaker 6: the anals of history except for on.
Speaker 7: Patreon archives opened yes least, and the doom will come
Speaker 7: your way.
Speaker 6: So I was saying to Anton before I started this,
Speaker 6: I've been streaming a little bit on Twitch playing horror
Speaker 6: games as he does, and I'm playing at Dead to Night,
Speaker 6: which I want Anton to get into.
Speaker 3: But I'm going to take this whole game.
Speaker 6: Cut out the dry stuff, keep all the funny shit,
Speaker 6: because I literally jump out of my chair. You're in
Speaker 6: a shining set hotel, kind of like it's kind of
Speaker 6: like the Shining You're trying to figure out why these
Speaker 6: ghosts died. Meanwhile, this guy that may have killed the
Speaker 6: people that are now ghosts, Jimmy walks around and hunts you.
Speaker 6: But it's very realistic, and they filmed it with real
Speaker 6: people and then spliced everything in. It is a pretty
Speaker 6: incredible and realistic game.
Speaker 3: Today.
Speaker 6: When I was streaming in just quickly before I jumped
Speaker 6: on Friday thirteenth, I fucking got so scared I hit
Speaker 6: the mic into my teeth. Yeah no, I almost felt
Speaker 6: like I did at the bottom, but it fucking hurt.
Speaker 6: I was like, fuck, well, at least I got that
Speaker 6: in stream. There's some content for you. I only played
Speaker 6: for fifteen minutes and then someone's like, come on and
Speaker 6: play for the thirteenth. So everything's gonna be spliced up
Speaker 6: for me playing that game because you only have about
Speaker 6: a week on Twitch to watch it, and it is
Speaker 6: a crazy fun game. I think the fans will enjoy
Speaker 6: watching me get scared literally shitless. So it's gonna come
Speaker 6: out in probably three parts all together on Patreon, so
Speaker 6: make sure to check that out.
Speaker 5: Do it out.
Speaker 7: We got a handful of our twitch stuff up there
Speaker 7: on the Patreon.
Speaker 6: Are ghost Devour, So I'm gonna try to eventually get
Speaker 6: it where I can splice. I want to figure out
Speaker 6: how to put me in Anton's cameras and at the
Speaker 6: same time, or we're gonna do it where we splice
Speaker 6: half of my stream half of his stream, so you
Speaker 6: kind of see both of us and our reactions.
Speaker 7: Yeah, any listeners out there, if you're versed in that
Speaker 7: sort of shit, send one of us a DM and yes.
Speaker 6: Let me know how you would do that, brain, how
Speaker 6: we would splice two cameras together for especially when streaming,
Speaker 6: because I think that would be hilarious.
Speaker 3: And of course, who do we have in the chat?
Speaker 5: Who's hanging out and hip?
Speaker 6: I wonder who? So let's get into it. We're talking
Speaker 6: about a tech by Monstrous.
Speaker 2: A lie.
Speaker 5: It's a lie.
Speaker 3: It's one of my favorite fucking movies.
Speaker 5: But on the roots, he's going to be very popular.
Speaker 3: I fucking absolutely love that movie.
Speaker 6: And if you've never seen Young Frankenstein, it is probably
Speaker 6: one of my most favorite comedic horror movies.
Speaker 5: Tom, Tom, it's Frankenstein.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Frankenstein exactly.
Speaker 5: Say Frederick, Well, isn't it Fredrick?
Speaker 6: I love Marty, Marty what's his name, Marty Felman? Amazing
Speaker 6: for the people I haven't seen it, Like, we're gonna
Speaker 6: be starting another thing for Patreon. You know, that's why
Speaker 6: if you keep living the strange life and helping us
Speaker 6: support and keeping the world strange. We have a bunch
Speaker 6: of unreal review episodes coming up where we discuss our
Speaker 6: views on certain movies especially. We're actually gonna start with,
Speaker 6: of course the og what birth this podcast? We will
Speaker 6: the first episode will be talking about which may go
Speaker 6: to the main show so people actually see or see
Speaker 6: here what the episodes are going to sound like on Patreon.
Speaker 6: And we're gonna do strange brew the very first, the
Speaker 6: one that started it all. So what are we talking about?
Speaker 6: We're talking about people getting attacked by monsters. So from
Speaker 6: zombies and were wolves and even vampires, here are some
Speaker 6: weird ass strange stories of real life attacks by people
Speaker 6: or creatures reported to be real monsters. While there are
Speaker 6: no reasonable explanations for many of these stories, is not
Speaker 6: so different to speculate that some of these might have
Speaker 6: genuine supernatural origins. Others, however, demonstrate how disturbed minds can
Speaker 6: distort reality, causing them to inflict harm on others.
Speaker 3: Very true.
Speaker 7: The real life monsters, the monsters that are the darkest,
Speaker 7: which are the ones that are the most.
Speaker 6: No, he doesn't have tile, He's not a human, that's true,
Speaker 6: So uh would would this motherfucker classify as a monster.
Speaker 7: Hi cookie, absolutely, because without the cookies he is just
Speaker 7: a monster.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and the cookies a euphanism for child buttholes, he's
Speaker 6: Michael Jackson.
Speaker 5: Do you think he's part of the royal family?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Probably Jesus. A vampire causes in a car accident, No,
Speaker 6: he did not really. According to Colorado women, she was
Speaker 6: fours off the road while driving home she saw a
Speaker 6: vampire standing in the middle of the road. It's Robert
Speaker 6: Patterson and he's glowing and she's calming your fucking pants.
Speaker 6: Oh oh, Robert, you glowing all?
Speaker 5: Do you? What do you do ever?
Speaker 7: Our listeners out there, if you see Edward Cullens standing
Speaker 7: in the roads for shimmering in front of you, you accelerate, Yes,
Speaker 7: you accelerate.
Speaker 3: Say what you're.
Speaker 5: Getting the vampire road.
Speaker 6: So when the police arrived on the scenes, the offending
Speaker 6: nose fratu had vanished. The police did not suspect any
Speaker 6: alcohol or drugs were involved, though there was evidence the
Speaker 6: woman was not on her prescribed medication.
Speaker 3: Of course she wasn't.
Speaker 6: One small boy interviewed by the local news said, I.
Speaker 3: Don't believe she saw an vampire, while a local teenage
Speaker 3: girl added.
Speaker 5: That would be really cool. I hope that's the case.
Speaker 6: I I saw where wolf man and it winked at
Speaker 6: me and it gave.
Speaker 5: Me a candy bar, and then.
Speaker 6: I said, you're a nice wear wolf and they said
Speaker 6: I am an Armenian woman. Perhaps the woman woman's reality
Speaker 6: was destroyed due to lack of medication, but even still,
Speaker 6: what she did see that, what did she see that
Speaker 6: one terrifying night?
Speaker 5: Won a bet it was just Robert Pattinson stumbling drunk
Speaker 5: through the road.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, let's get it, get it.
Speaker 5: Let's get it going, all right.
Speaker 7: So for this one, we are gonna go to Kentucky
Speaker 7: and all you you you hell your fans out there
Speaker 7: might know.
Speaker 3: This one Kentucky like fuck me.
Speaker 5: Kelly Hopkins Hopkinsville encounter.
Speaker 6: Bro Man Billy did an entire episode about this case.
Speaker 5: We are not doing this one, then that's hilarious.
Speaker 3: Don't you remember the guy that you do?
Speaker 6: Remember Billy Billy Ray, Billy Ray and he comes down
Speaker 6: and he tries to shoot the monster. Billy Ray, can
Speaker 6: you get the fuck out of the way. This moss
Speaker 6: is trying to rape me, all right?
Speaker 7: So for this nobody's World War One, and perhaps The
Speaker 7: strangest story of World War One allegedly occurred on April thirtieth,
Speaker 7: nineteen eighteen. According to unknown explorers, a British patrol boat
Speaker 7: off the coast of Ireland spotted a German submarine.
Speaker 5: It's Oireland, Ireland Orland.
Speaker 7: Expecting a battle, the Brits attacked, but the U boat
Speaker 7: did not return fire. Weirder still, the Germans willingly surrendered.
Speaker 7: The British were puzzled by the situation until the German commander,
Speaker 7: Captain Gunta Kritch, explained why he was so willing to
Speaker 7: give up.
Speaker 5: Guess Tom's playing with his moon.
Speaker 7: According to the tail Crench surfaced so the sub could
Speaker 7: recharge its batteries. But as the Germans floated atop the water,
Speaker 7: a massive sea monster crawled up the side of the ship.
Speaker 7: Kretch said the creature had gigantic eyes, devilish horns, an
Speaker 7: impressive set of knife like teeth.
Speaker 3: An impressive set of nice tits.
Speaker 7: And it was fucking stead. I just I rubbed one
Speaker 7: out int the porthole I did. I'm not I'm not
Speaker 7: ashamed to admit it, but I jerked off to those
Speaker 7: fucking tits on that sea monster because they were marvelous
Speaker 7: Marveless then attacked forward mount gun, latching on with its
Speaker 7: mouth and an attempt to rip the ship apart. Horrified,
Speaker 7: the Germans began firing, but the creature was dead set
Speaker 7: on having a U Boat for dinner.
Speaker 5: As I thought it was a peat the log.
Speaker 7: As it not away, the monster began twisting the submarine
Speaker 7: upside down, moments away from sinking beneath the waves.
Speaker 5: The sailors unloaded their guns.
Speaker 7: Finally forcing the horned beasts to retreat into the sea. Unfortunately,
Speaker 7: the submarine was too damaged to dive, but before the
Speaker 7: nightmare could return, the British arrived.
Speaker 5: Of course, not everyone believes this story.
Speaker 7: And skeptics have pointed out the British commander made no
Speaker 7: mention of a sea monster in his official report. That's
Speaker 7: because they are monsters. They're reptiles. God damn it, I'm kidding.
Speaker 7: We love you in Britain, we love you, but your
Speaker 7: leaders are reptiles. Yes, there's also no physical evidence because
Speaker 7: the bridge allegedly sent the ship to the bottom of
Speaker 7: the sea because it was a German ship, like you do.
Speaker 7: But believers hope that one day someone will recover the
Speaker 7: U Boat and prove that a hungry monsters really are
Speaker 7: lurking in the ocean depths.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, all right, you ready for this?
Speaker 6: Back to Utah a self proclaimed vampire Maul's an elderly man.
Speaker 5: Really vampires on this one, aren't we?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 6: Milton Ellis is an older wheelchair bound man, gentleman wheelcham course,
Speaker 6: he's from Saint Petersburg, Florida.
Speaker 7: Oh, I think you're gonna say Saint Petersburg rush No inappropriate.
Speaker 3: At this time, I don't know what to believe anymore.
Speaker 6: So one evening and twenty eleven, he encountered twenty two
Speaker 6: year old Josephine Smith on the streets while walking home
Speaker 6: the STU. The two started talking and seemed to hit
Speaker 6: it off, so when it started pouring, they took shelter
Speaker 6: together on the porch of a vacant Hooters.
Speaker 3: So so fucking.
Speaker 5: Strong Hooters should be They should all be vacant.
Speaker 6: Yes, man, I've only been Hooters like twice when I
Speaker 6: was a kid.
Speaker 7: Dude, what is the point Is Hooters just a pret
Speaker 7: strip club a teenager?
Speaker 5: You can't go to a teddy bar just like.
Speaker 3: It gets just like a sexy I don't know, like
Speaker 3: do I even get it in there.
Speaker 5: You don't get it.
Speaker 6: You get short shorts and good looking chicks with your food.
Speaker 6: It's very sexist, to be honest, I think it is.
Speaker 6: I think if they want to be progressive, they should
Speaker 6: get a bunch of men in there that are ripped
Speaker 6: and just to have them wearing really short shorts, and
Speaker 6: then men can get uncomfortable and the same way that
Speaker 6: women are. When her boyfriend's like, we I want to
Speaker 6: go to Hooters this weekend, She's like, well, why you
Speaker 6: always want to go there on Saturdays. It's like, no,
Speaker 6: it's just it's just my place. I really like the
Speaker 6: chicken wings.
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 3: Why is that?
Speaker 5: Do you really like the chicken wings?
Speaker 6: Is that really why? So Ellis fell asleep while waiting
Speaker 6: for the rain to stop. He woke up to find
Speaker 6: Smith on his lap. This is getting very creepy. When
Speaker 6: he asked what she was doing, she replied, I'm a vampire.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna eat you.
Speaker 6: She then proceeded to bite him in various places, including
Speaker 6: his arm, Yeah, his arm, and his lips, and broke
Speaker 6: enough skin that he was left bloody. Have you ever
Speaker 6: heard of that fetish where people think they drink blood?
Speaker 6: And they all that shit. You ever heard of that shit.
Speaker 7: Where you where you suck blood through someone's skin or
Speaker 7: you like, I've known people that actually had.
Speaker 5: Uh sanguination fetishes?
Speaker 3: Is that what it's called?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I might be what's called, but I'm saying what
Speaker 7: ex sanguination.
Speaker 5: Means when you drain something of blood.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 6: I suppose I knew a due back in the day
Speaker 6: when I was like a fucking email kid, and he
Speaker 6: supposed to be like like was turned on by blood.
Speaker 3: I've said that story before. It's just strange to me.
Speaker 7: I was like, all right, but as long as it's
Speaker 7: consensual and y'all aren't seriously hurting each other, then you
Speaker 7: don't fucking have that.
Speaker 3: He was a weird kid. He's a kid that he
Speaker 3: pierced his own dick.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And when he was like when he was like
Speaker 6: thirteen fourteen, this kid was like beyond emo where I'm like,
Speaker 6: let's step away from this kid. It's like I like
Speaker 6: to he liked to cut his wrists and like fucking
Speaker 6: play this blood. And I'm like, all right, this is
Speaker 6: why you told me this shit. Man, We're like fucking
Speaker 6: little kids.
Speaker 5: We probably needed somebody to talk to.
Speaker 6: So Alice struggled and eventually escaped, made it to a
Speaker 6: phone and called the police. Yo, there's a bitch biting
Speaker 6: on my lips. She said she's a vampire. He was
Speaker 6: rushed to the hospital and was treated with stitches. She
Speaker 6: bit him hard enough. This bitch is delusional for sure.
Speaker 5: Mm hm.
Speaker 6: The police found Smith when they arrived to the scene,
Speaker 6: she was half naked and covered in blood. According to her,
Speaker 6: she had no memory of the events. She was arrested
Speaker 6: and it was held on for fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: Holy fuck, I wonder how old.
Speaker 3: This chick was, because that's fucking.
Speaker 5: That's a lot of money.
Speaker 6: So nuts, and you know, like this, you know, there's
Speaker 6: the ideas of what's that guy's Peter Peter something with
Speaker 6: the guy I believed that he was he was a werewolf.
Speaker 6: Me and Billy talked abou about the werewolf episode Peter
Speaker 6: Schneffis or something, some stupid name, and he believed he was, Yeah,
Speaker 6: and he believed he was like a werewolf, and like,
Speaker 6: fucking you know, he just he thought he changed every night.
Speaker 3: I want to hear a stupid, stupid story.
Speaker 5: Always.
Speaker 6: When I was I was like, I don't know tat
Speaker 6: or something is kind of embarrassing me and my buddy,
Speaker 6: Like when we watched some werewolf movie or something, I
Speaker 6: can't remember which one. It could have been fucking ginger
Speaker 6: snaps or it could have been I think it would
Speaker 6: have made sense if it's more of a man one.
Speaker 6: And like we both had like big K nine teeth
Speaker 6: on the bottom right, and we believe we are like vampires.
Speaker 6: So we were like joking around. We used to play
Speaker 6: like we used to Premary and Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 6: I was like eight nine ten with the Lord of
Speaker 6: the Rings. Every time we saw a movie, we'd like
Speaker 6: acted out and my cousin was over and me and
Speaker 6: my buddy Austin were.
Speaker 5: Like, we're were wolves.
Speaker 3: We changed in the night looking to my teeth and
Speaker 3: we do like these.
Speaker 6: Facial expressions, and my cousin was like, you guys aren't
Speaker 6: were wolves. What are you fucking talking about? And it's
Speaker 6: so embarrassing, so stupid. There's a reason we're friends.
Speaker 3: Just so fucking sound. I was a strange kid.
Speaker 6: Just like when I was playing at Dead at Night
Speaker 6: which everyone will see on the stream, I left that
Speaker 6: part in where there's these uh he finds, uh you
Speaker 6: find this picture and it looks like a little boys
Speaker 6: drawing and very bloody events like cut off limbs and shit.
Speaker 6: And I was on the stream and I was like, oh, Trent,
Speaker 6: and Trent to my brother, was on the stream.
Speaker 3: I was like, do you remember my drawings? And my
Speaker 3: mother was like, oh yeah.
Speaker 6: When I was a kid, I was always in a
Speaker 6: horror movies, always into vampires and Frankenstein all that stuff.
Speaker 6: So I remember, I specifically remember one drawing. I still
Speaker 6: might have it, and there's like and as after I
Speaker 6: think I saw vampires. My mom would watch vampire movies
Speaker 6: with me and stuff like that.
Speaker 7: She enjoyed it, talking John Carboners vampires or James Woods.
Speaker 6: Yes, it might have been that one or a newer
Speaker 6: one like Vampire two thousand.
Speaker 3: I think it might have been that.
Speaker 6: We remember that film seventies show, I believe.
Speaker 3: So I had this picture.
Speaker 6: It's drawn the same way as these pictures in the game,
Speaker 6: where it's like almost like squared bodies, but there's blood everywhere,
Speaker 6: and there's a vampire stand with the sword up in
Speaker 6: the air, and then they're just cut off limbs all everywhere.
Speaker 3: Like a battlefield all around him. And I was like
Speaker 3: ten when I drew that.
Speaker 5: Hey man, it's creativity.
Speaker 3: I was. I was definitely a strange one.
Speaker 7: So you know, and if you watch a bunch of
Speaker 7: horror movies back then, then that's what you know.
Speaker 3: I know, it's true.
Speaker 6: Smith appeared in the news again in twenty fifteen when
Speaker 6: she battled to the authorities about vamporism following her rest
Speaker 6: for allegedly stabbing her boyfriend with a fucking pair of scissors.
Speaker 3: Okay, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 6: So crazy? These people are fucking obviously. I just feel
Speaker 6: like these are the people that are on like psychotopic drugs,
Speaker 6: Like the guy that shopped the Baban movie theater.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he was on really weird like and we shouldn't
Speaker 7: even say, like, I mean it was just drugs, but
Speaker 7: like pharmaceutical level.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, changed, we'll talk about that. I know you
Speaker 6: want to specifically get into that episode. So that's uh,
Speaker 6: that will be coming eventually from us.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I so before anyone else fucking does it, anyone else
Speaker 6: does it, this is a mark on this date that
Speaker 6: we're fucking eventually gonna do this stuff and then we'll
Speaker 6: have someone steal our ideas.
Speaker 5: Oh, I mean, it's been done.
Speaker 3: It's been done so people.
Speaker 7: Have definitely covered the James Holmes A Roar theater shit already,
Speaker 7: but we'll do it different.
Speaker 3: And we'll do it more cringey, bitch. All right, let's go.
Speaker 5: Okay, we're gonna go down to Virginilia.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen that video? My favorite video ever.
Speaker 6: It's the guy he's interviewing the dude in the street
Speaker 6: and the guy's really stone and he's like, he's like,
Speaker 6: can you sing that song?
Speaker 3: And he's like, what song for Virginia? Have you ever saying?
Speaker 3: This guy?
Speaker 6: We're like a tuke and he's definitely like mushrooms or
Speaker 6: something you're saying video and then.
Speaker 3: He gets like he's like finished this song.
Speaker 6: He's like, homie Virginia. Oh, it's fucking funny. I have
Speaker 6: to show you this shit. These guys like super high
Speaker 6: and it's the funniest, one of the funniest videos I've
Speaker 6: ever seen?
Speaker 3: Is that a word? Funniest? More funny, It's hilarious.
Speaker 5: You know what it is.
Speaker 3: It's the cringiest exactly.
Speaker 5: All Right.
Speaker 7: Virginia probably isn't the first place you'd expect to find
Speaker 7: a pack of killer primates, but according to some witnesses,
Speaker 7: the state is crawling with murderous monkeys. Local All these
Speaker 7: creatures devil monkeys. They resemble giant baboons, albeit with long
Speaker 7: canine snouts.
Speaker 6: Do you got big red assquip, big juicy red ass.
Speaker 8: Big juicy just mandrel ass.
Speaker 7: Give them big old sagon of ranguetan titties.
Speaker 5: But then they got like saber tooth style like.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because they have big as you know, ranguting taes.
Speaker 3: Just lick them.
Speaker 7: But in the phone it doesn't a ligam okay. They
Speaker 7: can allegedly reach up to heights of six feet, but
Speaker 7: they're usually about four feet. So with their red eyes,
Speaker 7: sharp claws, and ultra aggressive attitudes, it should come as
Speaker 7: no surprise the devil monkeys don't get along with their
Speaker 7: human neighbors. According to a woman named Pauline Boyd, her
Speaker 7: parents were driving near Saltville, Virginia, when they were suddenly
Speaker 7: attacked by a powerful creature. The Boyd couple described the
Speaker 7: monster as having light taffy colored hair with a white
Speaker 7: blaze down its neck and underbelly. The creature was running
Speaker 7: on its back two legs, and the Boyds frantically tried
Speaker 7: to drive away. The devil monkey slashed at the vehicle,
Speaker 7: leaving three massive scratch marks on the side of the car.
Speaker 3: Oh shit.
Speaker 5: A few days later, the devil monkey returned.
Speaker 7: Two nurses were driving around the same area near Saltville
Speaker 7: when the monster pounced on their car.
Speaker 5: And tore off the convertible roof.
Speaker 7: As you can imagine, the nurses were terrified, but they
Speaker 7: managed to escape with their lives. Since then, the devil
Speaker 7: monkeys have been seen multiple times throughout the years, hopping
Speaker 7: across roads, vanishing into trees, and stealing fruit from people's shit.
Speaker 6: Crazy this crazy devil monkey man. Okay, all right, uh
Speaker 6: this is interesting. So this is uh Werewolf of Texas.
Speaker 6: So a photo surfaced on the Internet of a bloody
Speaker 6: hand holding a decapitated dog's head. It was traced to
Speaker 6: Savor Sarah wolf Feed black Heart Rodriguez.
Speaker 5: What a name?
Speaker 6: Sarah wolf Feed black Heart Rodriguez. Give me a second
Speaker 6: and I'll show you the.
Speaker 5: Double hyphen it.
Speaker 7: So we're like, was she born a hyphen it and
Speaker 7: then became another hyphen it after being married?
Speaker 6: Speaking about emo people, you want to see what a
Speaker 6: picture of this chick looks like?
Speaker 5: Yes, holy scene, kid Batman.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 6: Literally, this chick is so Emo, here's another one. It
Speaker 6: literally looks like the friends I used to have when
Speaker 6: I was fourteen. Oh yeah, tons of friends like that
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 5: I was one of those people's but not that skinny.
Speaker 3: Tons of friends like that, crazy all right.
Speaker 6: I didn't have the bangs though, No, No, I had
Speaker 6: the big so when I was super emo. Chelsea has
Speaker 6: photos of me on her old computer and I need
Speaker 6: her to dig them up because it's fucked how emo
Speaker 6: I was. I wore makeup. I've said this before. I
Speaker 6: got kicked out of high school for wearing makeup. I
Speaker 6: sit on the stream. I think it was the Valentine's
Speaker 6: Day stream. I went into detail about that. So yeah,
Speaker 6: for everyone that misses the streams, like pay attention to
Speaker 6: the Instagram and stuff like that. Because we do live
Speaker 6: streams around certain holidays. There will be one actually before
Speaker 6: this you can check out because I'm at this time.
Speaker 6: I think the time this releases, it will be after
Speaker 6: Saint Patty's Day, so we're doing one for Saint Patty's Day.
Speaker 3: You'll be able to check that out on YouTube.
Speaker 6: Eventually, they'll be transferred to Patreon when I decide I
Speaker 6: want to do that, and they'll because exclusively for Patreon
Speaker 6: after the release. But I guess I spa for wearing
Speaker 6: makeup stuff like that. But Chelsea has a photos of me.
Speaker 6: But I used to have like black hair with like
Speaker 6: pink in it, and then I would do the whole
Speaker 6: spike it at the back and be spiked about the
Speaker 6: back with oh that's crazy and.
Speaker 5: Seen kid hair was Karen hair before Karen hair was
Speaker 5: a thing.
Speaker 6: It was just I don't understand, like you see a
Speaker 6: couple of goth kids nowadays, at the time when I
Speaker 6: grew up around two thousand and three, before five kids,
Speaker 6: I know goth kids are different, but I'm saying, listen
Speaker 6: to this that there was there in that time of
Speaker 6: like No. Two thousand and two to two thousand and
Speaker 6: five or six. It was so popular. Everyone dressed kind
Speaker 6: of punk or kind of scene. Like almost everyone I
Speaker 6: knew it was just a it was a fat everyone's
Speaker 6: wearing cut off gloves and spike bracelets.
Speaker 5: And see, we were all right before that.
Speaker 7: So I feel like we were the ones that kind
Speaker 7: of spawned that ship because we were we were attempting
Speaker 7: to be goth.
Speaker 6: When Hawthorne, Heights, Tray, you all these bands that influenced
Speaker 6: all this ship, like all.
Speaker 7: Black metal ship and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: And then spawned.
Speaker 6: That's very depressing and like I'm gonna douset myself with
Speaker 6: gasoline and this girl does not give me her number.
Speaker 7: I was much more like reading Sandman and the Crow
Speaker 7: and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and HB. Love Craft and
Speaker 7: Poe and so this is listening to sad sex shit too.
Speaker 6: This bloody hand holding to captivate a doghead. The photo
Speaker 6: that's circulated around the internet, it was traced back to
Speaker 6: this Sarah Wolfy black Cart Rodriguez. So everyone sarih wolf
Speaker 6: be black Heart Rodrigez six more times, but faster fuck that. So, yeah,
Speaker 6: it did look like me when I was twelve, when
Speaker 6: so and she was, she was a local teen wolf.
Speaker 6: And this is what these emo kids do, they, you know.
Speaker 6: And then this when I was pretanning to be aware wolf,
Speaker 6: I was like nine or ten.
Speaker 3: I wasn't.
Speaker 6: I was just having fun pretending to be things. I
Speaker 6: wasn't emo kid. I was just a fat kid with
Speaker 6: the fucking the shag hair, all right. I think by
Speaker 6: at eight or nine, I had a bowl cut, but
Speaker 6: the top was blonde and underneath was fucking I gotta.
Speaker 3: Find these pictures amazing.
Speaker 6: It's in one school photo I think I was like
Speaker 6: eight or nine and looks ridiculous, And so I guess
Speaker 6: she was in the San Antonio area and the alpha
Speaker 6: of the pack, this pack of emo kids, I guess.
Speaker 6: When confronted about the pictures, he insisted that a friend
Speaker 6: found the dead dog and brought it to her. That's
Speaker 6: fucking weird, given she counted. She did count taxidermy among
Speaker 6: one of her hobbies. Forensic analysis of the diseased dog
Speaker 6: had confirmed her story to be true. According to Rodriguez,
Speaker 6: she would never hurt another dog. I would never kill
Speaker 6: a K nine. I am a K nine, is what
Speaker 6: she said. I would never hurt a K nine. I
Speaker 6: am a K nine.
Speaker 3: So strange.
Speaker 6: So the kids were not evil, but, as one pack
Speaker 6: member states, they're just trying to live their lives.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just morbid kids doing morbid shit. That's fine. It's
Speaker 5: a it's a thing.
Speaker 7: I mean, it sounds like they're you know, those kids
Speaker 7: are generally the ones that are vegetarians and aren't really
Speaker 7: into anything. That's like, I don't know how to get violent,
Speaker 7: but I'm really into dead stuff.
Speaker 3: I really do like.
Speaker 6: Hurt myself though. It makes me feel better, It makes
Speaker 6: me feel something.
Speaker 7: So for this one, here's a little snippet that we
Speaker 7: may go into the full story much later down the line,
Speaker 7: or you know, maybe closer than later down the line.
Speaker 7: But this is the Enfield Horror, not to be confused
Speaker 7: with the Enfield.
Speaker 3: Poulter guys which will be coming up. I do have
Speaker 3: the written out so for everybody.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Enfield Poulter guys.
Speaker 7: I believe is Enfield, England somewhere, and this is an Illinois.
Speaker 3: Yes, totally different, but it's funny how they both have.
Speaker 5: Endfield, two different fucking sides of the pond.
Speaker 7: That's because when settlers came to America, Tom, they were
Speaker 7: not original.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, I live in a place called Paris.
Speaker 6: I live in and there's London, Ontario.
Speaker 3: There's we rip up everybody's names.
Speaker 7: So Greg Garrett was an average kid from Enfield, Illinois,
Speaker 7: but on April twenty fifth, nineteen seventy three, he was
Speaker 7: attacked by a not so average monster. Garrett describes the
Speaker 7: creature as having three legs, red eyes, and slimy gray skin.
Speaker 8: Even worse, it hated his shoes. Those shoes are tacky,
Speaker 8: take them the fuck off.
Speaker 3: Let's get some shoes. I wish I had that sound clip.
Speaker 3: Let's get some shoes.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's that part where she's like He's like, not
Speaker 3: that one. These shoes suck.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, she's a three hundred fucking dollars. Let's get them.
Speaker 6: If you guys don't know what that is on YouTube
Speaker 6: and his type of shoes at the time when I
Speaker 6: was super emo, this is this is when this kind
Speaker 6: of came out when YouTube first started, and it's fucking
Speaker 6: She was another one called Muffins.
Speaker 3: It's very stupid.
Speaker 5: It's just this transib muffins as best it says I can.
Speaker 6: Before trans was a big thing, it was CD was
Speaker 6: not cross dressing kind of to No.
Speaker 5: This is this.
Speaker 7: Kelly is much more in the style of British comedy
Speaker 7: where men just dress up in non traditional gender clothes,
Speaker 7: like money funded Benny Hill did all of them.
Speaker 6: Al, what's that other guy? He always wears makeup. He's
Speaker 6: a really really funny comedian.
Speaker 3: Liz.
Speaker 5: No, not Eddie Iszard.
Speaker 3: Eddie Iszard, Yes, that's what I but Eddie Hazzard is Actually.
Speaker 7: I believe Eddie Hazard identifies as trans now, but back
Speaker 7: in the day, I've self identified as TV, which is transvested.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Eddie Hazzard is a smart dude.
Speaker 7: Dressed to kill. I have almost all of it memorized still.
Speaker 7: That was one of my favorite things when.
Speaker 3: I was Eddiezard is a smart something. I just joking. Everybody,
Speaker 3: love everybody.
Speaker 7: The monster started stomping at Garrett's feet, tearing up the
Speaker 7: boy's sneakers with its claws. Garrett took off, screaming, seeking
Speaker 7: refuge inside his home.
Speaker 5: The reign of the Enfield Horror was far from over.
Speaker 7: About thirty minutes later, Henry McDaniel and his children heard
Speaker 7: something scratched. Daniel, hoping it was just a dog, McDaniel
Speaker 7: opened the door his door to find a nearly five
Speaker 7: foot tall thing shape saucer shaped eyes rowing out of
Speaker 7: his chest.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 8: No, his eyes were saucer shaped and his walls, on
Speaker 8: the other hand, were sausage shaped.
Speaker 3: That would be disgusting, he said. The eyes run his chest.
Speaker 5: No, he had an extra arm coming out of his chest.
Speaker 3: That's not scary at all.
Speaker 7: McDaniel freaked out, grabbed his pistol and blasted the creature several.
Speaker 5: Times to no effect.
Speaker 7: It just hissed like a wild cat and leapt into
Speaker 7: the woods. Officers later found a doglike footprints in McDaniel's yard,
Speaker 7: but each track had six toe pads.
Speaker 5: It also looked like this thing was walking around on
Speaker 5: three feet.
Speaker 7: The media quickly picked up on the story, and soon
Speaker 7: monster hunters were reportedly reporting beastly encounters. Both the local
Speaker 7: radio news director and famed cryptozoologist Lauren Coleman claimed to
Speaker 7: have heard its eerie cry. Then suddenly the creature just
Speaker 7: vanished and things in Enfield quieted down again. But if
Speaker 7: you explore the history of the region, you will find
Speaker 7: that in the nineteen forties a similar creature plagued the
Speaker 7: nearby town of Mount Vernon.
Speaker 5: Was it the same monster? Will it return?
Speaker 8: And if it does, we'll it do more than just
Speaker 8: stomp on shoes. Let's got some shares, They just roll.
Speaker 8: They just suck, all right.
Speaker 6: Man punches zombie at a diner at a local Mexico
Speaker 6: restaurant Mexico in Iowa City, a man was executed. No
Speaker 6: Holmes A fuck her, A fuck her. I was watching
Speaker 6: Jamie Cannedy stand up with some twenty ten and he's
Speaker 6: making fun of out.
Speaker 5: There are.
Speaker 3: No they got Billy.
Speaker 6: Billy's the whitest Mexican of all time, and his mom
Speaker 6: was Mexican.
Speaker 3: Her name is Helena.
Speaker 6: So smoking up the bowl, you got to represent now
Speaker 6: that where a logo was literally a fucking alien and
Speaker 6: we're inside of the bong of.
Speaker 3: The alien as he smokes us. So we're Siah So.
Speaker 6: In Iowa City, a man was accused of approaching a
Speaker 6: stranger in line at a local restaurant and punching him
Speaker 6: in the face while exclaiming that the man was a zombie.
Speaker 3: This guy, he's like, it's like, wait in line.
Speaker 6: He looks over. It's some fucking crackhead, methed out dude,
Speaker 6: just wanting.
Speaker 3: To eat something.
Speaker 6: He said, oh, what a fucking zombie, and he fucking
Speaker 6: punches him.
Speaker 5: I think the dude that punched the dude was probably
Speaker 5: on meth.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he punched the He punched the He then punched
Speaker 6: the zombie one more time, breaking his nose. He's like,
Speaker 6: Jesus Christ, this zomy's pretty vigilant and he fucking punches
Speaker 6: him again.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: The man then ran out the back door. Paramedics took
Speaker 6: the victim of the hospital. His attacker was never fucking come.
Speaker 6: This guy just punched a man in the face at
Speaker 6: a Mexican restaurant and ran.
Speaker 3: Away dead ass.
Speaker 6: So crazy man, So prospector prospectors do battle with an
Speaker 6: angry band of bigfoots.
Speaker 3: This is interesting.
Speaker 6: So in nineteen twenty four, an epic battle between gold
Speaker 6: prospectors and creatures of unknown origin took place and the
Speaker 6: narrow swathe of the land of Mount Saint Helen's in
Speaker 6: Oregon now called ape Can. The group consisted of Fred Beck,
Speaker 6: Gabe Lever, John Peterson, Marin Smith, and Smith's son Roy
Speaker 6: Smith's oh Maren Smith his son named Roy. So the
Speaker 6: report coming across for ape They reported they came across
Speaker 6: four ape like creatures, all around seven feet in height,
Speaker 6: covered with long black hair.
Speaker 3: Near the cabin.
Speaker 6: Terrified at the sight of these animals, Beck opened a
Speaker 6: fire shot of his fucking his rifle.
Speaker 3: He shot me go poo poo, pe poo po pooh.
Speaker 6: So I forgot here is as funny thing as I
Speaker 6: do have this. So I did have the hiss my bad.
Speaker 6: So Terrified at the side of the creatures, they opened
Speaker 6: fire with his rifle, hitting one in the chest three times,
Speaker 6: wounded the creature and the creature toppled off a fucking
Speaker 6: cliff like this is like, should you have a movie?
Speaker 6: The men woke up later that night to the sound
Speaker 6: of of large stones hammering their cabin. The three surviving
Speaker 6: animals weren't happy with beck slaughter of one of their brethren,
Speaker 6: and they sought revenge against their attackers. Despite tearing a
Speaker 6: hole in the cabin's roof, the prospectors managed to survive
Speaker 6: the night, and when they felt sure the creatures have
Speaker 6: abandoned their attack, they high tailed off to the mountain
Speaker 6: and reported their encounter to local law enforcement. Fucking intense,
Speaker 6: bro and I'm not talking about w yes. So word spread,
Speaker 6: prompting the US Forest Service to investigate the matter. Unfortunately
Speaker 6: deemed the prospector's tale to be a hoax, but the
Speaker 6: didn't stop the public interest in the phenomenon, Mama man so,
Speaker 6: as well as similar stories emerging from Oregon or I gotten.
Speaker 6: I know you hate how I pronoun stuff, everybody, So
Speaker 6: the Oregon Wilderness given the rise to the modern legend
Speaker 6: of Bigfoot as we know it so well. So there's
Speaker 6: so many reports of Bigfoot And that's just another one.
Speaker 5: I have another one too.
Speaker 3: Really, all right?
Speaker 5: Let's get four bigfoot ones. Actually, but Tom's touching his ball. Everyone,
Speaker 5: All right, let's do it.
Speaker 7: This very bizarre account begins in eighteen fifty five in
Speaker 7: the region of the present US states of Oklahoma and Arkansas.
Speaker 7: Oh God, tollination of Native Americans once ruled over all
Speaker 7: they saw. In this year, there was an apparent scourge
Speaker 7: of unseen bandits venturing forth from the wilderness to steal
Speaker 7: vegetables and even livestock. This was no big deal until
Speaker 7: it gradually progressed into kidnapping children of the tribe. Of course,
Speaker 7: that provoked a swift and violent reaction, so a search
Speaker 7: party was formed, composed of a group of very large
Speaker 7: warriors referred to as the light Horsemen, the biggest of
Speaker 7: whom was the towering Hamas to Be.
Speaker 5: And his six sons to be or to be to be,
Speaker 5: not Hannah's to be. My name is Hammas tub.
Speaker 7: So they were all reported to be about seven feet
Speaker 7: or more in height.
Speaker 5: Big motherfucking dudes are the same.
Speaker 3: As this, the same fucking creatures. They just survived longer.
Speaker 6: They fucked each other because they fucked each other's cousins.
Speaker 6: And that's and now this is them or that was
Speaker 6: them later on.
Speaker 3: Now this is them when they first emerged.
Speaker 5: Okay, puzzle peep.
Speaker 7: So the uh the search party was consisted of the
Speaker 7: eight too bs, thirty other very large Indians and uh oh.
Speaker 3: The Native Americans were that big?
Speaker 5: Want me to get the fucking picture down?
Speaker 3: So then was it was? Was it the big foots?
Speaker 3: There is the Native Americans?
Speaker 5: This is the try to They were seven feet tall.
Speaker 7: Seven Well, yeah, so the dad and the brothers were
Speaker 7: seven feet A bunch.
Speaker 3: Of indigenous and mings.
Speaker 5: I guess the two be's. Well, I mean to be
Speaker 5: or not to be, all right.
Speaker 7: So so those eight Choctaw warriors and thirty other warriors
Speaker 7: were led by a part French, part Choctaw general by
Speaker 7: the name of Josh Lafleur. So they headed out into
Speaker 7: the wilderness early in the morning from the tribal capital
Speaker 7: in Tuscaloma.
Speaker 5: I'm sure mispronouncing that they had.
Speaker 7: High powered rifles and pistols and a thirst for blood
Speaker 7: and revenge. These proud warriors, no doubt thought that it
Speaker 7: would be a simple matter of grabbing the bandits and
Speaker 7: exerting their justice upon them.
Speaker 3: Their justice.
Speaker 7: The warriors entered deep into the region which is now
Speaker 7: known as the McCurtain County Wilderness, which is in present
Speaker 7: day Oklahoma. After eight hours of non stop riding through
Speaker 7: the blazing June sun, they arrived at a spot near
Speaker 7: the Clover River to rest, eat and recharge. They remounted,
Speaker 7: watered their horses, and continued on the last leg of
Speaker 7: their tiring journey. After nearly fourteen hours of NonStop travel,
Speaker 7: the men reached the area where the bandits were said
Speaker 7: to be, and it was here that Lafleor gave the
Speaker 7: order to halt.
Speaker 5: He pulled out a crude telescope. Heeared off into the distance.
Speaker 7: The men talked amongst themselves, and the horses just did
Speaker 7: their horsey thing.
Speaker 3: Wait, what is what is?
Speaker 6: Uh? What do what do you say about the telescope?
Speaker 6: A crude telescope? So likespaper rolled up newspaper, yep.
Speaker 5: With two pieces of cellophane, which I didn't.
Speaker 7: Know that they had back then, but apparently they had
Speaker 7: cling wraps that blocked bags and all sorts of uh
Speaker 7: He's and their warriors mounted their horses and charged towards
Speaker 7: the crowd of what they assumed were banded.
Speaker 5: Their powerful drive forward was soon brought to a halt
Speaker 5: when the.
Speaker 7: Smell of death and decay became overwhelming and made the
Speaker 7: horses buck. Several of the riders they rolled on the ground, coughing, hacking,
Speaker 7: and everything.
Speaker 3: Was just that awful, that's disgusting.
Speaker 7: Some of the warriors, however, including the two b's in
Speaker 7: the floor himself, were able to manage to control their
Speaker 7: animals and kept running through or riding through the stink
Speaker 7: towards the bandits. As they reached the center of the source,
Speaker 7: the smell had dissipated, but there in the center they
Speaker 7: found what was described as some sort of earthen mound
Speaker 7: that had embedded within it and strewed about numerous corpses.
Speaker 5: Varying levels of decomposition.
Speaker 7: There was no sign of human bandits, but nearby were
Speaker 7: three enormous ape like creatures covered with hair. They were
Speaker 7: so tall that they stashed even the biggest of the
Speaker 7: Twobe warriors. They did not appear to be afraid, not
Speaker 7: in the least. What happened next was just as dramatic
Speaker 7: and over the top as any action movie. Laford charged
Speaker 7: the strange beasts, pistol and saber in hand, and howling
Speaker 7: the whole time. One of the creatures stepped forward and
Speaker 7: bitch slapped that horse, breaking its neck and knocking the
Speaker 7: floor to the ground. Laflora sprung back up like a
Speaker 7: true warrior, chased after the creatures, but had his head
Speaker 7: ripped clean off.
Speaker 5: By one of the creatures.
Speaker 3: Holy fuck, this.
Speaker 7: All happened before any of the other warriors had a
Speaker 7: chance to even react. Upon seeing their general decapitated by
Speaker 7: a bare handed ape and thrown to the ground, they
Speaker 7: fired their bullets and killed.
Speaker 5: All but one of them.
Speaker 7: One of the two be warriors is reported to even
Speaker 7: have chopped the head off of a living creature with
Speaker 7: his bare hands and a hunting knife.
Speaker 3: That sounds fun.
Speaker 7: In the aftermath, that was simply a few scattered native
Speaker 7: warriors ready for the next attack. The attack never came,
Speaker 7: so they got to the tedious work of burying the bodies.
Speaker 5: There were at least nineteen children amongst the bodies.
Speaker 7: The bodies of the beasts were burnt onto a bonfire.
Speaker 3: You know, they know what the word bonfire comes from, right,
Speaker 3: do you know that? Right?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 6: Bone fire? They were They used to sacrifice people.
Speaker 5: Makes sense. How skull comes from skull?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so weird, all right? This one's fucked.
Speaker 5: Let's get into it.
Speaker 6: That one was pretty intense, man, it was pretty good.
Speaker 6: A battle of the bigfoots. We got two battles big foot, Yeah,
Speaker 6: we have two. We had one battle of bigfoot where
Speaker 6: nobody believed them. But this sounds like these these indigenous
Speaker 6: people really battled out with some creatures.
Speaker 5: Yeah, some big ass warriors too. Managed to off three
Speaker 5: of them.
Speaker 7: But that dude getting his head clean ripped off and
Speaker 7: his horse bitch slapped to death?
Speaker 6: Was Are they sure it wasn't like wrong Turn like
Speaker 6: Arkansas cousin fuckers that just breeded for too many, too
Speaker 6: many generations.
Speaker 5: Did you ever see bone Tomahawk?
Speaker 3: So, yeah, I know what it is. I haven't seen it.
Speaker 5: Though, the cannibalistic native tribe.
Speaker 3: No, I have to check that out with a I've heard.
Speaker 3: I've heard good things.
Speaker 7: So it's very slow, But then when it gets to
Speaker 7: the actual battle scenes, it's fucking brutal.
Speaker 3: Is that is that Paris Hilton horror movie repo? Something?
Speaker 3: Any good repo?
Speaker 7: The genetic Obera is fantastic, Bill Moseley, isn't it? And
Speaker 7: you get to watch Paris Hilton's face fall off?
Speaker 6: Okay, the guy that he you know if I do.
Speaker 6: He wanted me to get my trucking license so I
Speaker 6: could help him move cars. He works on movie sets.
Speaker 6: He's worked on Hands Maiden's Tail. He's like a girlfriend's
Speaker 6: dad's friend, and that's the movie. I asked him if
Speaker 6: he ever worked on any horror movies, and that's the
Speaker 6: one he said he worked on. He's like the one
Speaker 6: with Paris Hilton and stuff like that. So he's worked
Speaker 6: on movie sets and I've never seen it. So I
Speaker 6: was like, oh, maybe I'll have to give it a
Speaker 6: watch because he helped. Uh he gets the cars for
Speaker 6: movie sets and stuff like that, and he was he
Speaker 6: was all drunk showing his pictures and stuff. That was
Speaker 6: pretty cool of him, with who's the guy who's that? Uh,
Speaker 6: give me the best, the best, the best, the best
Speaker 6: of you. Yeah, you hung with Dave Garrol and yeah,
Speaker 6: kind of kind of crazy, a kind of that's nut.
Speaker 3: It would be kind of cool hanging out Dave girl.
Speaker 6: Honestly, he I have different opinions on him sometimes, but.
Speaker 3: You know what, I like some of the music.
Speaker 7: I Uh, that reminds me that one meme that was
Speaker 7: floating around the wait the dude from Food Fighters looks
Speaker 7: an awful.
Speaker 5: Lot like the drummer from Nirvana.
Speaker 3: No fucking shit.
Speaker 6: So let's talk about a police officer encounters a wicked witch.
Speaker 6: So in Galapu, I had the gotta loop a gudatepe
Speaker 6: in Guadaloupe, New what's NL Mexico?
Speaker 3: N L is that? What's I?
Speaker 5: Actually? I have no idea that.
Speaker 6: Man, where'd you get that ship from?
Speaker 7: We're just yeah, this was a bed Bathroom Beyond body
Speaker 7: Works Halloween exclusive from like.
Speaker 5: Four years ago? Really holy ship? Yeah, dude, that's.
Speaker 6: Fucking trippyest ship. I would love that. That's some bed
Speaker 6: bathroom beyond.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 5: No, it's it's bath and body Works.
Speaker 3: What the fuck? That was? So weird? That thing is awesome?
Speaker 7: Yeah, they do cool Halloween ship. So does Yankee Candle.
Speaker 3: Yankee Candles thest.
Speaker 5: Thing I'll say all day.
Speaker 6: So, uh, glatta. Guadaloupe in New isn't New Mexico.
Speaker 3: What's NL?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 7: New Mexico would be an M and L would be
Speaker 7: n L is probably just the abbreviation for a province
Speaker 7: in Mexico that I don't know.
Speaker 6: So Guadaloupe, Mexico police officer Leonardo Sami Man Nigoye whatever
Speaker 6: his name is. Leonardo got scared, got the scare of
Speaker 6: his life well when on January sixteenth, two thousand and four,
Speaker 6: he encountered a terrifying supernatural entity while patrolling the streets.
Speaker 3: So Leonardo saw a dark figure.
Speaker 6: He saw a dark figure drop from a tree, but
Speaker 6: stopped in midair before touching the ground.
Speaker 3: That's fucking really strange.
Speaker 6: So this Leon what Nuevo Leon the way, that's where
Speaker 6: he's That's where he's from.
Speaker 5: Nuevo Leon. Okay, that's what al stands for.
Speaker 6: So the figure slowly turned around. Leonardo turned on his
Speaker 6: high beams. He stated, it was a woman, all dressed
Speaker 6: up in black that fell from a tree, but she
Speaker 6: didn't touch the ground. She remained floating for several feet
Speaker 6: from the ground. I saw her very well, and then
Speaker 6: she landed softly on the ground and stood there looking
Speaker 6: at me. She is trying to cover her face from
Speaker 6: the lights of the car. I think they're bothering her.
Speaker 6: I could see two black guys on her, completely blacked
Speaker 6: out with eyelids, and her skin was very dark brown.
Speaker 6: She was all dressed up in black with a cloak
Speaker 6: in a cape a witch. She seemed very upset by
Speaker 6: the lights. That's my best Mexican accident.
Speaker 5: That beautiful Billy would be proud.
Speaker 6: So at this point, the witch, as Leonardo later described her,
Speaker 6: flew up onto the car, attempted to attempted to the
Speaker 6: right of the car through the car's windshields. She tried
Speaker 6: to get into the car from the right side of
Speaker 6: the windshield, which is fucking crazy, trying to grab him.
Speaker 6: This creamy witch that like she felt she was hanging
Speaker 6: from a tree and then slowly flowed to the ground
Speaker 6: proceeds to jump on his car. Then the officer lost
Speaker 6: consciousness and awoke sometime later to the paramedics attending his condition.
Speaker 6: Other police officers arrived the scene, but no evidence of
Speaker 6: this witch ever surfaced. However, other officers later came forward
Speaker 6: claiming they have seen the exact same woman a week
Speaker 6: before Leonardo's actual encounter. That one's intense, man, I could
Speaker 6: you remember you ever seen that video? And I wish
Speaker 6: I should have played it for the at least the YouTube.
Speaker 6: If you're seen that video of that creepy woman on
Speaker 6: the streets and one of the scariest videos on the internet.
Speaker 6: Thing and just this woman in a dress and she's
Speaker 6: like walking towards the car and she's like going back
Speaker 6: and forth.
Speaker 3: If you've never seen this, I'm gonna send it to you.
Speaker 7: You might have, but you should send it to me
Speaker 7: so I can watch it just in case.
Speaker 6: For all the Yeah, for all listeners Strange Grew podcast
Speaker 6: on Instagram, I'll throw up on the Instagram page when
Speaker 6: this website comes this website, when this episode comes out,
Speaker 6: remind me Anton, because I'll actually throw that up. Just
Speaker 6: referencing this. It's world of reminds you of this creepy
Speaker 6: ass woman. She's like shuffling towards the car and it's frightening.
Speaker 6: It's extremely scary.
Speaker 7: That right reminds me of another shameless self promotion for us.
Speaker 7: The Twitter will be up and running here soon as well. People,
Speaker 7: It'll be uh active one again.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 6: Anton's gonna take over to the Twitter because I have
Speaker 6: too many responsibilities with every other fucking page I do
Speaker 6: between like TikTok, to website, eventually Facebook, when I not
Speaker 6: banned anymore, I got I got like five more hours.
Speaker 7: And for our Twitch are are not our Twitch followers
Speaker 7: but our Twitter people.
Speaker 5: We're gonna do a couple episodes as well.
Speaker 7: Having uh you can tweet at us while we're while
Speaker 7: we're doing the episode, I'll send out of tweet a
Speaker 7: couple a couple of days before and let y'all know
Speaker 7: when it's happening.
Speaker 6: So it's it's at real strange Brew that's our Twitter Twitter.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ. So uh, I got more.
Speaker 6: THU more the van bias she attacked my car.
Speaker 5: So for this one, we have the Jersey Devil rampage
Speaker 5: of nineteen oh nine.
Speaker 7: I know I mentioned we were gonna do it before,
Speaker 7: and eventually I know we'll do a full on.
Speaker 3: I want to do that sooner than later.
Speaker 7: I want to go to the Pine Barons, Like yes,
Speaker 7: I'm trying to plan some sort of as long as
Speaker 7: you know, everything works, so I don't play some sort
Speaker 7: of mini road trip where I can hit the Pine Barons,
Speaker 7: I can hit the Flatwood Monster Museum, and I can
Speaker 7: the mof Maannon Point Pleasant.
Speaker 6: How will you wait for me to be able to
Speaker 6: cross the border so I could be free again?
Speaker 5: That would be amazing and then we could film it.
Speaker 3: That's what we would do. And then we talked about
Speaker 3: this for Patreon.
Speaker 6: Me and Anti will be filming our adventures when I
Speaker 6: eventually come down to Buffalo. I want this shit to end.
Speaker 6: I want to be able to come over the border.
Speaker 6: You're you're closer to me than my own mother is,
Speaker 6: so yep, same, I want to I want to give
Speaker 6: this shit down here. So yeah, and I if I
Speaker 6: would have known, like you know what I mean, like me.
Speaker 6: We've discussed it and it's now actually on Patreon is
Speaker 6: one of the Lost Tapes episodes where we've talked about
Speaker 6: the Jersey Devil, and I think it's the one I'm
Speaker 6: thinking of that's on the Patreon. So, but I want
Speaker 6: to get into the actual full case because it is
Speaker 6: fucked up.
Speaker 5: All the legends and the sightings and everything. Yeah.
Speaker 7: So, the Jersey Devil is one of the most famous
Speaker 7: monsters in American folklore. According to legend, it was born
Speaker 7: to a human mother in seventeen thirty five. Thanks to
Speaker 7: a curse, the baby morphed into a horned, winged beast.
Speaker 7: After so she gave birth to you Twitch listeners, there's
Speaker 7: my little, My little that's cool, krippykeyans. After killing its mom,
Speaker 7: the devil disappeared into the New Jersey pine barrens.
Speaker 5: I've heard altering accounts.
Speaker 7: That it either killed the mom or it didn't kill
Speaker 7: the mom, or she you know, raised it as her
Speaker 7: own and just kind of.
Speaker 5: Shelter sheltered it. So yeah, we'll go into that more
Speaker 5: in the actual episode.
Speaker 7: Since then, the Devil has been seen multiple times, noticed
Speaker 7: most notably during nineteen oh nine. Between January sixteenth and
Speaker 7: twenty third, the monster was spotted by numerous witnesses in
Speaker 7: both New Jersey and Philadelphia. People were so scared of
Speaker 7: the beasts that schools were shut down, businesses were closed,
Speaker 7: and trolley lines allegedly hired armed guards.
Speaker 5: Let should just get people to and from work. They're
Speaker 5: so freaked out by this shit.
Speaker 3: She she.
Speaker 7: Witnesses described the Jersey Devil in all sorts of crazy ways.
Speaker 5: Some said it was three feet tall, while others said six.
Speaker 7: Some said it had a ram's head, Others said it
Speaker 7: possessed monkey hands, while some claimed it looked like a kangaroo.
Speaker 7: Everyone agreed it walked on two legs and had leathery
Speaker 7: wings and nasty disposition. On January twenty first, the devil
Speaker 7: attacked a trolley car and had in Heights, New Jersey,
Speaker 7: frightening the passengers inside. Shortly afterward, it appeared in Philadelphia
Speaker 7: and supposedly began spitting fire and a frightened housewife.
Speaker 5: Hours later, the devil.
Speaker 3: Got some spit fire he spent.
Speaker 7: He spins some rhymes, bro, and he's just dropping fucking
Speaker 7: mad rhymes on people.
Speaker 5: He was spitting file.
Speaker 7: The Hours later, the devil landed atop a house in
Speaker 7: West Collingswood. Firefighters tried to knock it off with a
Speaker 7: water hose, but that only made the devil mad, who
Speaker 7: started freestyling even more. Wanting revenge, the beasts spread his
Speaker 7: wings and dive bombed people at the streets.
Speaker 5: After a shower of stones forced it to retreat.
Speaker 7: The devil ended up in Camden, where it attacked Mary
Speaker 7: Sorbinski's dog. Fortunately, Sorbinsky saved her poor pet by beating
Speaker 7: the creature with a brute Jesus Well, while the devil
Speaker 7: didn't claim any human lives in nineteen oh nine, it
Speaker 7: left quite an impression and today it's legend still looms
Speaker 7: large over the entire state.
Speaker 3: Fucking crazy.
Speaker 6: Well, that's that's gonna be at least an hour an
Speaker 6: hour and a half episode, because it goes pretty deep.
Speaker 3: Once you start getting to the guts of the story.
Speaker 3: It's pretty fucked up.
Speaker 5: It's crazy. It's crazy.
Speaker 6: It's pretty fucked up, all right, all right, all right,
Speaker 6: So the ghost in England, it loves to crash cars.
Speaker 3: Smashy, smashy, smashy, smashy.
Speaker 6: It's a ghost. It's a ghost that loves box car Derby's.
Speaker 6: Is that what you call it? Derby's. I'm gonna do
Speaker 6: a Derby snow as a kid.
Speaker 5: Box car Derbys, pine car Derbys.
Speaker 3: No like Derby. No, you go with a fair and
Speaker 3: people crash cars for some reason.
Speaker 5: Demolition Derby, that's what it is.
Speaker 3: My brother, My brother loves that ship.
Speaker 5: I've never been.
Speaker 3: You ever been. I've seen at least like a three
Speaker 3: demo Derby three or four times.
Speaker 6: It's always at the fair that's close to this tower
Speaker 6: I lived in, and it's very loud.
Speaker 5: Of course you got.
Speaker 7: I wouldn't go anywhere with an indoor car track and
Speaker 7: not have headphones.
Speaker 6: So reporting. No, it's not indoor, it's outdoor. Still so,
Speaker 6: reports surfaced in two thousand and two that a particular
Speaker 6: area along a remote England road might be haunted by
Speaker 6: the ghost of a woman who crashed their decades before that. Moreover,
Speaker 6: this ghost forced other drivers towards the same fate, though
Speaker 6: there was no fatalities. A slew of car crashes occurred
Speaker 6: in the exact same spot on a four six' five
Speaker 6: Near bromyard in Here Faulds chia here Fault, chia with
Speaker 6: all vehicles slamming into farmers fencing and many of these
Speaker 6: incidents that drivers report feeling as though someone or something
Speaker 6: took control of their steering, wheel forcing them off the.
Speaker 6: Road during the investigation of these, reports city Councilor Richard
Speaker 6: james spoke of a mysterious man who approached him in
Speaker 6: a nearby. Pub it's like a do you do you
Speaker 6: want to? Drink drink me? Off don't you want to
Speaker 6: watch me jerk you?
Speaker 8: Off what do you say we take a little trip
Speaker 8: to the bathroom That Joe jan Saw.
Speaker 3: Bob he's, Like he's, like we'll jerk you. Off you can.
Speaker 3: Watch we'll suck each other's cock and you can.
Speaker 7: Watch and afterwards you make it, fast sexy and afterwards you,
Speaker 7: say my what a lovely tea.
Speaker 6: PARTY i fucking love well my favorites of all. Time
Speaker 6: that's definitely a watch party and that one hundred percent
Speaker 6: will be on the onreal reviews because WHEN i went
Speaker 6: through a breakup WHEN i was. THIRTEEN i watched it
Speaker 6: every single day for about two, weeks.
Speaker 5: Probably explain so much of you all.
Speaker 6: Possibility during his investigation of the, reports, obviously so he's this,
Speaker 6: Guy Richard james spoke of a mysterious man who approached.
Speaker 6: Him this man Told james the accidents were the work
Speaker 6: of a ghost, who in her living, form perished at
Speaker 6: that spot after fighting with another person for control of
Speaker 6: her steering. Wheel the man Assured james that no one
Speaker 6: would ever die.
Speaker 3: There done dun dun man.
Speaker 6: Sure that no one would ever die, there, however so
Speaker 6: that the one has ever died, There they've been, scared they've,
Speaker 6: crashed but no one has. Died so she's almost probably
Speaker 6: showing to be like this happened to, me BUT i.
Speaker 3: DIED i don't. Know it's.
Speaker 6: Strange it's very. Weird there's, that like you have your.
Speaker 6: THROWBACK i actually loved this. Episode when we talked About
Speaker 6: route six sixty six A root six, six that, Episode.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's the movie of Lou Diamond.
Speaker 6: Phillips, Yeah root six six as. Fuck that's. Interesting so
Speaker 6: let's get into your last, one and let's get into
Speaker 6: my last, one and then well you, know it's we're
Speaker 6: just getting to the. Monsters it is getting to bring
Speaker 6: it to a close with some some crazy, stories all.
Speaker 7: Right so in nineteen fifty, four a small fishing boat
Speaker 7: was attacked and sunk off the coast Of. Japan shortly
Speaker 7: shortly after this news, broke The coastguard scrambled to assemble
Speaker 7: a search and rescue team to locate the missing fissures
Speaker 7: and get to the cause of the. Catastrophe an investigation
Speaker 7: into the sinking of the fishing boat was. Launched its
Speaker 7: last position is, known but the cause of the sinking
Speaker 7: was still a, mystery soh an explosion was. SUSPECTED a rescue,
Speaker 7: Vessel Bingo, maru approached the location of the, sinking but
Speaker 7: communication with the vessel was. Lost after a flash of
Speaker 7: light erupted out of the, water it was believed that
Speaker 7: The Bingo maru suffered the same fate as The Iku.
Speaker 7: Maru on a nearby, island the launch port of the
Speaker 7: missing fishing, boats residents began scanning the sea looking for
Speaker 7: signs of the. BOAT a raft was found which held
Speaker 7: one of the missing, fishers one of them who happened
Speaker 7: to live on the. Island the rescuers pulled in the,
Speaker 7: raft and the survivor claimed that a monster did. It
Speaker 7: they later collapsed into a near death. State days, later
Speaker 7: other fishing boats returned to the, island complaining that their
Speaker 7: nets were all.
Speaker 5: Empty one of.
Speaker 7: The island's elders claims that it was the god of
Speaker 7: the sea eating the.
Speaker 5: Fish other members of the village laughed and dismissed the
Speaker 5: idea as mere.
Speaker 7: Superstition later that, day a helicopter landed.
Speaker 5: On the island carrying press and military.
Speaker 7: Officials they wanted to interview this who claimed it was a.
Speaker 7: Monster the village elder gets their attention and tells them
Speaker 7: the legend of an ancient sea. God he then details
Speaker 7: the history of sacrifices the island used to make to
Speaker 7: appease the.
Speaker 5: Deity now all.
Speaker 7: That is left is all that remains of those former
Speaker 7: sacrifices was the religious ceremony. Itself later that, night a
Speaker 7: typhoon hit the, island no more than, usual but you,
Speaker 7: know a pretty nasty. Storm along with the normal noises
Speaker 7: that accompanied a, storm they heard something huge moving. Around
Speaker 7: The next, morning twelve houses were found to have been
Speaker 7: absolutely destroyed during the, night and at least nine people
Speaker 7: were found.
Speaker 5: Dead oh.
Speaker 7: Shit eyewitness accounts claimed that the destruction of the houses
Speaker 7: was unusual because damage is normally caused by a storm
Speaker 7: of that size were. Minimal scientific task force was assembled
Speaker 7: to investigate.
Speaker 5: Further they went into the island to investigate the.
Speaker 7: Situation when they arrived on the, island the team quickly
Speaker 7: began their. Investigation, first they detected radiation around the ruined
Speaker 7: buildings and the water. Wells, later a series of, huge
Speaker 7: shallow depressions were measured and were discovered and measured became
Speaker 7: apparent that the depressions are that of giant, footprints and
Speaker 7: one of the prints they found a, trilobite which is
Speaker 7: a creature that was believed to have been extinct.
Speaker 6: For millions of, years like a, troglodite, trilobite, troglodyte, troglodyte
Speaker 6: it's a caveman in dungeons and, dragons that's.
Speaker 5: Right so on the other side of the, island there
Speaker 5: was an alarm that went.
Speaker 7: Off loud rhythmic thunder was, heard and it sounded an
Speaker 7: awful lot like the same noise when they heard during the.
Speaker 5: STORM a few.
Speaker 7: Villagers decided to climb to the island's central ridge to
Speaker 7: see what was going.
Speaker 5: On they then witnessed something that would stick with them.
Speaker 7: FOREVER a huge reptilian rose up from the water water
Speaker 7: at the villagers and. Disappeared they ran forward towards the
Speaker 7: water to try and get a better glimpse of, it
Speaker 7: but it just disappeared back into the, water but it
Speaker 7: did leave a huge series of tracks along the.
Speaker 6: Beach what the fuck you? Know we all say reptile wims.
Speaker 6: Crazy that one's. Fucked actually it, is all, right let's
Speaker 6: get into our last. ONE a Blood, Thursday ghule bites
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Speaker 6: the ear.
Speaker 5: OFF i don't appreciate it when people will call me a.
Speaker 5: Ghoul it hurts my feelings And i'm gonna have to
Speaker 5: hurt the.
Speaker 6: Face uh fucking all, right let's get the last.
Speaker 3: One do it.
Speaker 6: Up In april twenty, Sixteen Chad, feenie have you ever
Speaker 6: Seen Boy Meets?
Speaker 3: World?
Speaker 5: Yeah, unfortunately what do you mean?
Speaker 3: UNFORTUNATELY i mean WHAT i. SAID i absolutely loved that.
Speaker 6: Show and then in our WHEN i was a, teenager
Speaker 6: it just A Chad feoenie nd me of Mister.
Speaker 3: Feenie. YEP i don't give a shit love that.
Speaker 6: Show when me And chelsea were like probably like twenty twenty,
Speaker 6: one she had all of them ON dvd or some
Speaker 6: of them on d and or, no no way we,
Speaker 6: DID i remember. Now we found them At. Walmarts we
Speaker 6: bought them ON. DVD i proceeded to get violently high
Speaker 6: and watch Boy Me It's world all the, time and
Speaker 6: it was fucking awesome right.
Speaker 3: On you don't like, it you don't like. It if
Speaker 3: SOMETHING i just grew up, to it's.
Speaker 5: Not my, flavor it's not my.
Speaker 7: FLAVOR i watched it a lot WHEN i was a
Speaker 7: kid and then just never watched it.
Speaker 3: AGAIN i loved. IT i don't give a.
Speaker 6: Shit so In april twenty twenty, Sixteen Chad phoene sat
Speaker 6: in the common area OF ymca after a long night of.
Speaker 3: Boozing sounds strange, enough he began.
Speaker 6: Convert he began having a conversation with a man there
Speaker 6: at THE.
Speaker 3: YMCA i wonder where this is. Going he's, like can
Speaker 3: you meet me in the? Shower?
Speaker 2: Why uh?
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Speaker 6: i've never heard that. BEFORE i was, like you've never
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Speaker 3: He's, like, no one of the oldest ones in the.
Speaker 5: BOOK i.
Speaker 3: Know it is so.
Speaker 6: Strange so, eventually getting on the topic of, food he's, like,
Speaker 6: okay since we're talking about show each other our, dicks
Speaker 6: what kind of food do you? Like at this, point
Speaker 6: the man Told phoenie his favorite dish was rare, steak
Speaker 6: and suddenly, lunged sinking his teeth.
Speaker 3: In A phoenie's.
Speaker 6: Ear there was a math of chop and then they're
Speaker 6: with blood, Everywhere phoene, stated there with blood all over his,
Speaker 6: mouth and he was laughing manically to.
Speaker 3: Himself is that? Manically can you give a manic? Laugh at.
Speaker 6: THE ymca staff rejected the man from the. Premises oh it's.
Speaker 6: Funny he says that AT ymc staff ejected the, man
Speaker 6: so they fucking shot him at the cannon after erecting
Speaker 6: him the man from the premises before police, arrived and
Speaker 6: he was never to be seen. Again pretty fucking, weird,
Speaker 6: Man booby, Booby pretty. Crazy that was we want to
Speaker 6: do something, light something really, fun because we're gonna get
Speaker 6: getting into some serious.
Speaker 3: Shit some fun.
Speaker 6: Stuff and we've done more or less bigger topics straight
Speaker 6: topics of. Stuff SO i want to get into a
Speaker 6: bunch of different fun monster attechts AND i had a
Speaker 6: lot of fun doing this.
Speaker 5: Episode this was a really good.
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