Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Monday. No, it's
Speaker 1: not mugshot Monday. It's not Monmark Monday. Nope, it's Mayhem
Speaker 1: Makeshift crazy Neighbor Monday.
Speaker 2: It's minding your own business Monday, because that's what some
Speaker 2: of these people need to do, like for real.
Speaker 1: N Yo, b Monday. That's a good one. Keisha, that's
Speaker 1: a good one. Every now and then, every now and then,
Speaker 1: you going far in between. Now, I will tell you guys,
Speaker 1: if you're not watching on YouTube, what are you doing
Speaker 1: with your life? Because I'm going to have a slide
Speaker 1: show up of these neighbors. Neighbors. Here we go. I'm
Speaker 1: pulling up my notes, I'm pulling up my slide show
Speaker 1: because we don't want to miss these faces. We have
Speaker 1: two upisodes here, three and four, and episode three is
Speaker 1: called Patch of what's it called Patch of Grass? And
Speaker 1: then episode four is called the White Privileged Card, which
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear your opinion.
Speaker 2: Oh, but both episodes were insane.
Speaker 1: They're getting better, They're getting better.
Speaker 2: I would say these are these people are wack of oos.
Speaker 2: They are no better word to describe them as.
Speaker 1: They just are crazy.
Speaker 2: And I gotta say the production value on this show
Speaker 2: is not good.
Speaker 1: Mid it is not good.
Speaker 2: And the fact that it's on like, was it originally
Speaker 2: because these are a few years old, was it originally
Speaker 2: on HBO?
Speaker 1: I don't know, because like some of this Melissa and
Speaker 1: Victoria's stuff we see as Mark is twenty twenty two,
Speaker 1: but with Orties and Johnny it is just twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: I don't know, because if this is from straight from HBO,
Speaker 2: clearly HBO decided to put all their money into the
Speaker 2: Game of Thrones Saga and not these shows. Because this
Speaker 2: is you and I could have shot this shit, like
Speaker 2: a lot of it.
Speaker 1: It seems to be shot on home video from the eighties.
Speaker 1: Yeah it does. That's so funny. Okay, Well, let's get started.
Speaker 1: I will tell you guys at the beginning programming notes. Yes,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be doing Neighbors this three and four this week,
Speaker 1: it's five and six next week, and then boom, we'll
Speaker 1: be back to our prisoners love after lock Up. We'll
Speaker 1: be back tomorrow. Of course. Kimberly and I are covering
Speaker 1: the new season of ninety Day Fiance, which is amazing,
Speaker 1: and Wednesdays we have two episodes we have Welcome to
Speaker 1: Plaifor to Rewatch with Keisha and I over on Prime
Speaker 1: and Welcome to Plaifor Season eight with Kimberly on Free
Speaker 1: and Thursday. You got nothing. I'm sorry. Just spread your
Speaker 1: episodes out from Wednesday and then Friday, Kimberly and I
Speaker 1: are covering the Single Life Will have to Tell All
Speaker 1: with Ross, and then on Monday today I also have
Speaker 1: my episode out with Ross Matthews covering the Single Life
Speaker 1: Tell All. Because of the Single Life Tell All does
Speaker 1: air on Monday night, so, oh, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: so completely crazy. Thursday, I do have an episode It's
Speaker 1: Poppin' Brable with me And you said you have a
Speaker 1: special Oh, I have Mandy on this week. I have
Speaker 1: Mandy on this week. Yeah, you guys, I do so
Speaker 1: many episodes. I can't even remember what I'm doing. She
Speaker 1: really does. Yeah, she works hard for the money. Woh girl.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah. Keisha has an episode that's going to come
Speaker 1: out tomorrow on Tuesday, breaking down what's happening with Mama June.
Speaker 1: A lot of you have been asking, it's I tell
Speaker 1: you what. I can't wait time.
Speaker 2: I have every single episode of Mama June's since Alana
Speaker 2: was on.
Speaker 1: Taller's and Tierras.
Speaker 2: That is how far back deep I go with this
Speaker 2: trash family. And we have been through some things, no,
Speaker 2: not things things with these people, but the ship that
Speaker 2: blew up over the weekend unbelievable and it's just getting
Speaker 2: worse by the hour.
Speaker 1: Really okay, insane. Well, lots of people have asked me
Speaker 1: where they can hear you talking about it, and somebody
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know how to get in touch
Speaker 1: with Keisha. I was like, the same way you got
Speaker 1: in touch with me, Just dimm her dimn. I tend
Speaker 1: to answer all of my dms too. I take time
Speaker 1: out of my day just to do it. Yeah. So yes,
Speaker 1: So Keisha will be covering that on her podcast. She's
Speaker 1: going to be recording today Monday and it will be
Speaker 1: out Tuesday, The liber Lounge of Kisha. If you guys
Speaker 1: want to expert on Mama June, you got one.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if I should be ashamed that
Speaker 2: I'm an expert on this woman because she is one
Speaker 2: of the worst human beings alive. You cannot stomach an episode.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel about Kim Plath, like like I'm
Speaker 1: a I'm an expert on Kim Plath and I feel
Speaker 1: bad about myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kim, Oh this is a tight race. Well, Kim
Speaker 2: has never been a crackhead, so I think Mama June
Speaker 2: is still.
Speaker 1: In the lead. Okay, Kim has never been a crackhead,
Speaker 1: but she is currently a drunk.
Speaker 2: June has never been a drunk, but she did sell
Speaker 2: her house for crack.
Speaker 1: What what?
Speaker 2: Yeah, to feed her crack a dish.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and abandoned a child. Oh no, So I
Speaker 1: think June may be ahead selling your house crack. Listen
Speaker 1: speaking of selling your house for crack, that goes right
Speaker 1: into our episode. Wow that we couldn't even plan that. Wow,
Speaker 1: we didn't. Okay. If you've ever felt stuck trying to
Speaker 1: lose weight, you're not alone. Enter Weight Loss by Hers
Speaker 1: is designed to support you in reaching your goals, and
Speaker 1: hers now offers access to an affordable range of FDA
Speaker 1: approved GLP one medications, including the WEGOV pill and the
Speaker 1: MOGOV pen. With WGOV at, hers lose up to twenty
Speaker 1: percent or more of your body weight. When combined with
Speaker 1: diet and exercise, it helps you regulate your appetite, eat
Speaker 1: less and keep weight off plus mogov is the first
Speaker 1: ever GLP one pill for weight loss, so there are
Speaker 1: no needles needed. Everything is one hundred percent online. Through Hers,
Speaker 1: you'll connect with the license provider who will determine what
Speaker 1: treatment is right for you, and, if prescribed, your medication
Speaker 1: is delivered right to your door. No insurance is necessary
Speaker 1: and it doesn't stop there. Weight Loss by Hers goes
Speaker 1: beyond medication by offering access to twenty four to seven
Speaker 1: messaging with your care team and tons of in app
Speaker 1: lifestyle and nutrition tips like recipes, meal plans, fitness videos,
Speaker 1: sleep content. Oh we all need that and more. Even better,
Speaker 1: with the range of affordable g l P one options,
Speaker 1: Hers is making it simple to find an approach that
Speaker 1: fits your needs and your budget. If eligible, you'll get
Speaker 1: a treatment plan personalized to you and unlimited doses, changes
Speaker 1: as needed. It's weight loss designed to work with your life,
Speaker 1: your specific life. Guys, So are you ready to reach
Speaker 1: your goals? Visit for Hers dot com slash pink shade
Speaker 1: to get personalized, affordable care that gets you. That's f
Speaker 1: O r H E r s dot com slash pink
Speaker 1: shade for Hers dot com slash pink Shade Weight Loss
Speaker 1: by Hers is not available in all fifty states. Will
Speaker 1: go V is the registered trademark of Novo nordesica as.
Speaker 1: To get started and learn more, including important safety information,
Speaker 1: will go v, clinical study information and restrictions, visit for
Speaker 1: hers dot com. I know what app I look at
Speaker 1: every single day Reddit. I used to think Reddit was
Speaker 1: just for finding information out about our ninety day cast members,
Speaker 1: but now I'm on there for everything. I'll check reviews
Speaker 1: before I buy a new hair dryer, or if I
Speaker 1: need to look at some travel tips, and suddenly I'm
Speaker 1: deep in a thread about my favorite online game, Sneaky Sasquatch. Yes,
Speaker 1: I am probably the oldest person that plays Sneaky Sasquatch
Speaker 1: and goes on this thread, but I don't care. Reddit
Speaker 1: always has the answers for me when I can't pass
Speaker 1: the level. Okay, it's a game for ages four and up.
Speaker 1: I digress, Okay, you know. I get obsessed with topics
Speaker 1: like Billie Eilish or the Plath family, or to read
Speaker 1: mpka's finances from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. So I
Speaker 1: just love going to Reddit and doing a deep dive
Speaker 1: to find out what the fans are saying. I like
Speaker 1: to swap theories. I like to see their reactions in
Speaker 1: real time as the dramas unfolding on our TV. And
Speaker 1: that's another reason I like to look at things on Reddit.
Speaker 1: It's just real people sharing real opinions and real experiences,
Speaker 1: and you know, I'm one of those people. I'm on there,
Speaker 1: and if you want to honest review of something, Reddit
Speaker 1: is always the first place to go. Okay, my favorite
Speaker 1: subreddits are our slash Welcome to blatfill, our slash Bravo,
Speaker 1: and of course our slash Sneaky Sasquatch. But I also
Speaker 1: love our slash travel Hacks and when I'm really into
Speaker 1: a show like Traders, oh my gosh, the subreddits are incredible.
Speaker 1: Reddit is the app for authentic conversations about anything and everything.
Speaker 1: Whatever question you're dealing with, whatever problem your stock on
Speaker 1: Reddit always has the answers. Download the Reddit app and
Speaker 1: get answers on our new season of ninety Day Fiance
Speaker 1: on our Dash ninety Day Fiance download the Reddit app today.
Speaker 1: So our episode three of Neighbors is patch of Grass. Now.
Speaker 1: It's funny because they drew it out on this episode,
Speaker 1: sort of like we saw in the last episode with
Speaker 1: the slash of beach and they drew out exactly what
Speaker 1: the issue is. I wish that I have done it
Speaker 1: for the for the next episode with the two people
Speaker 1: with the with uh, Steve and Joanne who were fighting
Speaker 1: over her fence being three feet over. Yeah, that was messy, okay,
Speaker 1: But this is episode three patch of grass. Let's start
Speaker 1: with Melissa and Victoria. Now, right at the beginning, I thought,
Speaker 1: these ladies look alike. How am I gonna tell them apart?
Speaker 2: They looked just alike intil one of them opened her mouth.
Speaker 1: We realized pretty quickly that one is a t boo
Speaker 1: version of the other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like you said earlier, it's like it's
Speaker 2: two sisters and one married a good guy and one
Speaker 2: married the local meth dealer.
Speaker 1: Right, So this is Victoria, all right. Victoria likes to
Speaker 1: wear clothes that don't fit at all at all at all.
Speaker 1: We see her here in this picture. Again, you gotta
Speaker 1: be watching on YouTube to see this. We see her
Speaker 1: mowing the grass, and we open with that, and then
Speaker 1: we see her sitting in her backyard in some very
Speaker 1: ill fitting clothes. And this is Melissa, who does seem
Speaker 1: a lot fancier and fancy's a little rough, a little
Speaker 1: she's rough.
Speaker 2: She's on the rough side of fancy. But it compares
Speaker 2: it to her neighbor's Paris.
Speaker 1: Hilton agreed, a great. Yeah. So that's Melissa and that
Speaker 1: is Victoria. They are next door neighbors. And you can
Speaker 1: see probably when the kids were young and stuff that
Speaker 1: they would probably like meet out in the yard and
Speaker 1: have a glass mine and throw back of margarita, especially
Speaker 1: because Melissa has a pool, and she has a nice pool,
Speaker 1: a nice pool right next door.
Speaker 2: Right, does I mean if you're gonna make friends with
Speaker 2: the neighbor, it's gonna be the neighbor with the pool.
Speaker 1: Growing up. Our neighbor across the street, the Guffins, they
Speaker 1: had a pool, and my mom didn't care if I
Speaker 1: could swim or anything. She'd be like, just go over
Speaker 1: there and go out of their pool. And she'd be like,
Speaker 1: get out of my hair for a while and swimming
Speaker 1: their pool.
Speaker 2: If you drown, almost drowned, just get out of my hair.
Speaker 1: Just you got to go. The Guffin's front yard looked
Speaker 1: like a golf course, like that was what the grass
Speaker 1: looked like. And he had retired too early. He had
Speaker 1: retired like in his fifties. So he was out there
Speaker 1: every day making sure that grass was just flat to
Speaker 1: the earth. It was so it looked, it looked like
Speaker 1: a golf course. It was crazy.
Speaker 2: So he would understand the struggle about this grass.
Speaker 1: Uh, he definitely would have shot my dad right in
Speaker 1: the head over this grass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure,
Speaker 1: any arm no, Okay, he was obsessed. So we open
Speaker 1: with Victoria. The more the team move looking sister that.
Speaker 2: It gets confusing every now and then it does. Okay,
Speaker 2: which is which what?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because they even have like the same nose, the
Speaker 1: same Yeah. Are y'all sure y'all don't have the same dad.
Speaker 1: It's interesting. Might need to do a DNA test. So
Speaker 1: what I'm gathering is they're in West Palm Beach, Florida.
Speaker 1: So what I'm gathering is is like Melissa lives like
Speaker 1: in Michigan or something right in the summer, and she
Speaker 1: comes down here as a snowbird and lives three months
Speaker 1: in West Beach. That's why I'm gathering.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she doesn't live there full time, right, which
Speaker 2: makes the story even crazier. It's the fact that one
Speaker 2: of them is not even there every single day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And they care so much, so much. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: Victoria tells us, Okay, let me just pull up Victoria.
Speaker 1: So we're just making sure Victoria is the more cracky one. Okay,
Speaker 1: Victoria tells us Melissa there's Melissa approached her before she
Speaker 1: bought the house sixteen years ago to ask about the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: So Victoria says, Melissa moved in, so Victoria was already
Speaker 1: established there. Melissa the fancy one approached her and said,
Speaker 1: tell me about the neighborhood before she moved in. That
Speaker 1: was sixteen years ago, and they were friends. They were friends, Yes,
Speaker 1: Melissa says, I helped Victoria with her kids, like her
Speaker 1: son came over and babysat. We have been friends since
Speaker 1: I moved in. And my note right at the beginning
Speaker 1: is Melissa has feathery hair. She's really she's going that
Speaker 1: fluck with the flattern. Yeah, most definitely. Yeah. And I
Speaker 1: will say too, and I don't have a picture of it,
Speaker 1: but I will say that Victoria the crackhead does have
Speaker 1: a nicer looking kitchen than Melissa. I mean that's where
Speaker 1: she cooks her myth.
Speaker 2: You gotta have it looking nice, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: You just can't have food laying around the meth lab. No,
Speaker 2: got to clean that.
Speaker 1: Shut up. Melissa's house is Melissa's again. She's only there
Speaker 1: three months of the year. Her kitchen looks a little
Speaker 1: dated and we don't see because I don't have a
Speaker 1: picture of it. But Victoria has a nice sort of
Speaker 1: blue kitchen, but she does live there full time, so
Speaker 1: she's remodeled it. So she got some of that crack money.
Speaker 1: So Melissa says, everything was fine with me being here
Speaker 1: until a couple of months ago. So we see Melissa
Speaker 1: yelling at Victoria. Victoria's out there with their lawnmower and
Speaker 1: some ill fitting clothes, and Melissa is yelling at her
Speaker 1: from her driveway and saying, don't cut the grass because
Speaker 1: I've already cut it. And this one little strip that
Speaker 1: is the question between Melissa's driveway and Victoria's yard, that
Speaker 1: those three feet or her three feet, and she wants
Speaker 1: to put up a privacy hedgewall, but Melissa is only no,
Speaker 1: Victoria is cutting the grass, and Victoria's melissa'ys, don't do
Speaker 1: it because you're cutting it. And then my guy comes
Speaker 1: through to cut my yard and he gets on top
Speaker 1: of it, and now it's gonna be yellow double cut,
Speaker 1: and Melissa's is my attorney says you should not be
Speaker 1: cutting my grass.
Speaker 2: So I have never gave a shit about grass. Ever,
Speaker 2: I can't can tell you what colored the grass is
Speaker 2: in my front yard. I'm assuming it's green, but I
Speaker 2: just never ever look at it.
Speaker 1: So we have in our front yard. The whole front
Speaker 1: yard is co mingled with the neighbor's front yard because
Speaker 1: right when there was a tiny house here on a
Speaker 1: huge piece of property, and the builder tore down the
Speaker 1: one tiny house and split the property into a bigger
Speaker 1: to two pie pieces like pizza, and one is a
Speaker 1: bigger piece and one is a smaller piece, and ours
Speaker 1: is the bigger one. We're on the edge of the
Speaker 1: cul de sac and my neighbor is between two houses,
Speaker 1: and the front yard all blounds together. We could put
Speaker 1: up a fence dividing it, but we don't because who cares, right.
Speaker 2: I mean, our front yard is to say, but we
Speaker 2: have the gate in the back.
Speaker 1: Ours is divided in the back as well, but in
Speaker 1: the front it all runs together. It all runs together.
Speaker 2: But everyone knows exactly where they're property is an ends
Speaker 2: like are their yard.
Speaker 1: God does not come over on our yard. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: he did.
Speaker 2: If he did, I would never notice. Mary Payne ever
Speaker 2: was never noticed.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't either, and we have because ours is all
Speaker 1: open in the front. One time, my neighbor said he
Speaker 1: had gotten one of those it looks like a roomba,
Speaker 1: but it's for the yard and it automatically cuts the grass.
Speaker 1: And he said, and yes, it's a little you just
Speaker 1: said it. But you have to go out there and
Speaker 1: show it the boundaries, right, you have to program it.
Speaker 1: He's a techie guy, so he like said, can you
Speaker 1: come out here and show me where you think the
Speaker 1: line is of our yards? Because I'm programming this thing
Speaker 1: and I don't want it to go into your space.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, so he showed me. Hey, you know,
Speaker 1: I looked at the plan and it looks like this
Speaker 1: is it. I go, great, I don't care. Fine if
Speaker 1: it comes over two inches over into my yard, I
Speaker 1: don't who goes the fuck? Yeah? No, but it you know.
Speaker 1: He was like, I want to make sure like you're
Speaker 1: not like one of these people, like you're crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Victoria says, giving thirty five feet of property on
Speaker 1: a whim is just not an option, and where I
Speaker 1: think she came up with thirty five feet is I
Speaker 1: think it is two or three feet. I don't even
Speaker 1: think it's three feet. I think it's like one and
Speaker 1: a half feet. But it go but she then added
Speaker 1: it goes all the way back to the fence line.
Speaker 1: So maybe it's thirty five it's one foot that it
Speaker 1: goes back there. I don't know, but she's come up
Speaker 1: with giving thirty five feet a property on a whim
Speaker 1: is not an option. And she cuts the grass, and
Speaker 1: she walks inside and goes Melissa's gonna be furious because
Speaker 1: I cut.
Speaker 2: It well, and here's the thing, and and Melissa's defence.
Speaker 2: She is not doing a good job of cutting the grass,
Speaker 2: like she is chopping that shit up, like she has
Speaker 2: got her old school more out there just doing I
Speaker 2: think she's hired the whole episode. Personally, I think she's
Speaker 2: fucked up on something like a combo, a cocktail of
Speaker 2: things that she's on allegedly, and she doesn't know what
Speaker 2: the hell she's doing. I think she gets bored and
Speaker 2: she just goes up there and cuts the yard.
Speaker 1: I think she Some meth heads will get very focused
Speaker 1: on something like taking a part of taking a part
Speaker 1: of kitchen. We saw that in Love After lock Up,
Speaker 1: right ron Win and her friends remember when they just
Speaker 1: decided to disassemble a kitchen. So in her case, I
Speaker 1: think hers is I'm going to go out yard and
Speaker 1: do yard work. So yeah, this we do see a
Speaker 1: body cam video of cops from twenty twenty two. The
Speaker 1: cops have come and Victoria is, like Melissa has called
Speaker 1: the cops. I just can't even say what I want
Speaker 1: to say. Okay, I'm gonna say it. She's a sea
Speaker 1: word And I was like, you just said you couldn't
Speaker 1: say it.
Speaker 2: That he said it, and that's to see you next Tuesday,
Speaker 2: seaword for those who don't know what the sea word is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not chubby, No, that's not what she called her.
Speaker 1: So Melissa's go over to Melissa's house and Melissa goes,
Speaker 1: she's just a compulsive liar. Actually, Victoria is a compulsive liar.
Speaker 1: And she says, Victoria got no trespassing signs and put
Speaker 1: them along all the way into Melissa's yard. And these
Speaker 1: are just like.
Speaker 2: The vote for vote for pedro signs, Like they're really
Speaker 2: like you can get ten of them for like fifty bucks,
Speaker 2: Like they're really flimsy signs and it's just like, no
Speaker 2: one wants that shit like in their yard like that.
Speaker 1: And it's so attacky or whatever. So we see Victoria.
Speaker 1: We see video of Victoria pulling the signs out of
Speaker 1: the grass, and Melissa goes, once again, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to have her arrested. She's over there putting signs and
Speaker 1: pulling them up, putting them down. Well, so then we
Speaker 1: see Victoria say, Melissa pulled up all my signs. Yes,
Speaker 1: but we see Victoria pulling her own signs up.
Speaker 2: She she has smoked away a lot of her memories. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because this happens a lot throughout the episode. She does
Speaker 2: not remember that shit. Yes, it's quite concerning. Yeah, what
Speaker 2: are you doing? Like I need to know so I
Speaker 2: can stay away from it because it's bad because you.
Speaker 1: See Melissa standing in her driveway watching Victoria flinging these
Speaker 1: signs around. And then Victoria says, not only did Melissa
Speaker 1: pull up the signs, she hit me with the signs.
Speaker 1: She was hitting me and stabbing me with the signs. Yes, Wow, there's.
Speaker 2: No marks on her, there's no bruises, there's no video,
Speaker 2: there's there's no there's no no if I decided to
Speaker 2: pick up a sign and hit a neighbor, I would
Speaker 2: beat the hell out of that neighbor with it.
Speaker 1: Okay, like there's gonna be marks.
Speaker 2: There's nothing, because she didn't fucking do it.
Speaker 1: She didn't do it. She didn't do it. So now
Speaker 1: Melissa goes to a gun store. She meets with the
Speaker 1: guy there. She explains to the guy that does she
Speaker 1: say she's a realtor? Is that what she says? And
Speaker 1: that she I can't remember that because for her job
Speaker 1: she needs to have a.
Speaker 2: Gun on She needed to have the gun, but I
Speaker 2: can remember if she was a real to But I
Speaker 2: will say, remember this.
Speaker 1: Guy, Yes, he's wild, yea wild. So she talked to
Speaker 1: this guy. She is wearing a Trump shirt, we might add,
Speaker 1: and she explains to the guy that she can't just
Speaker 1: take her glock with her when she goes on site
Speaker 1: visits or whatever she does. Maybe she's in a house
Speaker 1: appraiser something. She says, I can't I need a smaller
Speaker 1: gun to take with me, and the guy says, yes, absolutely,
Speaker 1: we're here to help you. We see him holding like
Speaker 1: an ouzzi. It's all he loves his job. It's Florida
Speaker 1: it's guns. Okay, So Victoria tells us Melissa is a psycho,
Speaker 1: and I also have a gun. I have a gun.
Speaker 1: I'm not as practiced as Melissa is, but I do
Speaker 1: have like a thousand bullets. Let's see. Let me go
Speaker 1: see if I can find it. I hope it's unloaded.
Speaker 1: Let me see anybody here, anybody here good with guns?
Speaker 1: You get I don't even know if it's loaded. No
Speaker 1: gun safety at all going on here.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if it's loaded. And you have
Speaker 2: a thousand bullets, a thousand, what are you going to
Speaker 2: go do? She goes and gets it and goes.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Is there one in the chamber? And
Speaker 1: she's putting in and you can hear the production crew going,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, hey, hey, hey, hairy scary.
Speaker 1: She's like, anybody here in this production crew good with guns?
Speaker 1: I don't even is there one in the chamber. I
Speaker 1: don't know, and I don't know. You gotta you gotta
Speaker 1: have protection.
Speaker 2: And that is how someone like dies because they accidentally
Speaker 2: shocked themselves in to fucking die.
Speaker 1: And with that big what is that big artery? The
Speaker 1: yes femalle yeah, and they bleed to death.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, and I will go continue to go back
Speaker 2: to this bitch is also fucked.
Speaker 1: Up on something. Definitely. You can tell because even just
Speaker 1: sort of the way she dresses and the way her
Speaker 1: hair is and stuff, she is not she doesn't care
Speaker 1: that her boobs are hanging out. She's missing some of
Speaker 1: her teeth. Yeah. So we meet Jack, Victoria's son. When
Speaker 1: he's first sitting there, he does seem to have on
Speaker 1: like a prep school polo shirt. And when later we
Speaker 1: do find out that her kids are in private school.
Speaker 2: He looks like he needed for his own safety, he
Speaker 2: needed to be in private school.
Speaker 1: Bless his heart. Yeah. So he's sitting there and he goes,
Speaker 1: I don't know, this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: They are literally fighting over a slash of grass on
Speaker 1: the side of the driveway. So Melissa says, everything with
Speaker 1: Victoria is a lie. She was selling drugs out of
Speaker 1: her house for a long time. There was cars over
Speaker 1: there all the time. I believe it. And Victoria laughs
Speaker 1: and goes, you know what, this is so crazy. I
Speaker 1: used to have my kids Jack, you know, And then
Speaker 1: she looks around to see if he's listening. She goes
Speaker 1: pee for people like I would just put a bowl
Speaker 1: attached in the toilet, so like what you'd have to
Speaker 1: do for like a p test at a drug facility
Speaker 1: or like at the hospital to Dronda test your pe
Speaker 1: She goes, I used to just put the bowl on
Speaker 1: the toilet for the kids to be in and then
Speaker 1: I would have give it to other people to have
Speaker 1: clean pea for their piss tests. There's nothing illegal about that.
Speaker 2: What so okay, well here's the thing there's illegal about Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. She's a one stop drug dealer.
Speaker 2: I'll give you the drugs and I'll give you the
Speaker 2: piss so you can pass your drug screen. I mean, hey,
Speaker 2: I that's kind of smart, but smart.
Speaker 1: Such because in the morning I would have them. She
Speaker 1: has twin boys, and I would have them pee and
Speaker 1: there there's nothing illegal about that. She goes, Look, here's
Speaker 1: the thing. I had twins in private school. I had
Speaker 1: to survive. I had to pay their bills. Their father
Speaker 1: wasn't around to help me for years.
Speaker 2: I wonder why, oh, why, yeah, those you does he
Speaker 2: probably he hates her so much. She probably don't have
Speaker 2: anything to do with the kids, like he was no
Speaker 2: memories of her at all.
Speaker 1: So then we see Charles, her ex husband, has come over.
Speaker 2: He's working on her roofs, no shirt on.
Speaker 1: Look at him. He is in perfect shape for fifty
Speaker 1: seven years old. Look at him.
Speaker 2: Everything was okay until you got to the face and
Speaker 2: the nosehars.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you noticed the noosehirs. I didn't
Speaker 1: notice the noshars, but I they were talking to me.
Speaker 2: They were waving, they were saying lights, camera action, they
Speaker 2: were ready for their close up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a roast. She's looking at him, going
Speaker 1: god so hot. She goes like, I want to be normal,
Speaker 1: but there's nothing normal about this situation. So obviously they're
Speaker 1: still banging.
Speaker 2: And like for him to go back to that like
Speaker 2: he has called. He has gone through his rolodex and
Speaker 2: has been denied by every other person, not once, but twice.
Speaker 2: Then he goes over there and brings her. She just
Speaker 2: doesn't even look clean.
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't at all. So then we see it
Speaker 1: in start contrast, we see fancy Melissa going to the
Speaker 1: West Palm Beach boat show. Yes, I mean so she is.
Speaker 2: She wants to a different tax brackets since for your lifestyle.
Speaker 1: She wants to live in Palm beach, but she can't
Speaker 1: quite afford it. So she's in West Palm Beach and
Speaker 1: she's going to the boat show because she's fancy, right,
Speaker 1: She's not to buy a boat. She can't afford a boat. No,
Speaker 1: she just wants to look. Yeah, And she's with her
Speaker 1: friend Mick or Nick or somebody, and she's saying she's
Speaker 1: gonna have to go to mediation with Victoria. She was like,
Speaker 1: she just goes crazy. And so a guy named Lance,
Speaker 1: who is a realtor, is helping Victoria with her issue.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm Lance, I'm a realtor. I sold her
Speaker 1: the house. Da da da da. Then fucked up Victoria
Speaker 1: in his ear as if she does not have a
Speaker 1: microphone and he has a microphone. He goes, can I
Speaker 1: tell them you peed? And he goes, what I peed?
Speaker 1: And she goes, you know how you peede? No? Wait wait,
Speaker 1: can I tell them the jack pede for you? I know?
Speaker 1: So he was at the house buying the pee.
Speaker 2: Yes, hopefully, I mean here's the hopefully he was buying
Speaker 2: the drugs for her too, because that would be pretty
Speaker 2: shitt if he would brute his rush for someone else
Speaker 2: and then going to her to buy the pee. Let's
Speaker 2: get it all from her. But she is putting everybody's
Speaker 2: business out there.
Speaker 1: And he looks like he's maybe cleaned himself up, or
Speaker 1: maybe he was just a recreational user. But he goes,
Speaker 1: he goes, no no, no, no, no no no no, no
Speaker 1: too late. Now he says, Hi, I'm a realtor. I've
Speaker 1: been a realtor for twenty two years. I sell Victoria
Speaker 1: the house. I'm here to try to help her with
Speaker 1: her issue. So Jack the son says, you know, Melissa
Speaker 1: only stays here for half the year, or maybe like
Speaker 1: three months or something, and then she's gone. And when
Speaker 1: she was gone, we could just go into her house
Speaker 1: because we had the codes, and she's got that pool.
Speaker 1: And then we see him creepily spying on her sitting
Speaker 1: by the pool.
Speaker 2: He most definitely had to go change underwear when he
Speaker 2: went back home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was highly uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: And I he was trying to show us how great
Speaker 2: the pool was. But no, no, no, no, that's not
Speaker 2: why you were looking through the fence. Weird you were
Speaker 2: looking at Melissa. It was really cringey. Very she had
Speaker 2: no clue. Now they were filming her.
Speaker 1: Through the fence. I know, so he's just staring at
Speaker 1: her and her dog named Cooper. Then we see Melissa
Speaker 1: talking about her dog Cooper, saying it's like her baby,
Speaker 1: and I understand that, but she explains what she fed
Speaker 1: the dog and I didn't need to see any of that.
Speaker 1: It was disgusting.
Speaker 2: I felt like I was doing something wrong with pet parenting.
Speaker 2: After I saw the meal that she created for this dog, me.
Speaker 1: Too, like it was pouriena foot Purina pro plan is
Speaker 1: not good enough. I don't think that it's safe to
Speaker 1: give a dog a chicken foot not. They can't have
Speaker 1: those little bones the feet.
Speaker 2: I mean that the sardine head and all the lamb
Speaker 2: and all of that. Yeah, I feel like you know
Speaker 2: what I went. I went left when it came to
Speaker 2: parenting my dogs because this dog is living a good life,
Speaker 2: but it was in a fucking chicken foot. Can can
Speaker 2: you They would tell you not to give them chicken bones.
Speaker 1: Can you feed a dog a chicken chicken foot foot? Yes,
Speaker 1: dogs can safely have chicken feet. They act as a natural,
Speaker 1: highly digestible treat packed with glucase, excellent for joint health.
Speaker 1: The chewing process always helps also helps mechanically scrape away
Speaker 1: plaque and tartar. But it has to be raw or
Speaker 1: dehydrated because if you cook it, it makes the bones brittle,
Speaker 1: prone just splintering and makes a choking hazard. But you
Speaker 1: have to watch out to make sure the dog is
Speaker 1: not a gulper, so they don't swallow it whole.
Speaker 2: Marvel is a gulf where he would swallow it whole,
Speaker 2: fucking chew it up, but.
Speaker 1: Not the other one. I am so grossed out by
Speaker 1: that I can't even look at it. Okay, So, and.
Speaker 2: You're doing good without the chicken fee here in the house.
Speaker 2: I'm good with Pieri and pro Plan.
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm good. I feel like I did pro
Speaker 1: plan and that's bougie. And yeah, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: if we have some bacon or some grilled chicken or something,
Speaker 1: we will sprinkle that on top.
Speaker 2: I mean, I give them turkey meat with every meal.
Speaker 2: You're right, I give them a little dog food.
Speaker 1: And they get a little turkey meat.
Speaker 2: And we're doing good. But god damn, you can tell
Speaker 2: either she never had kids or she doesn't have relationship
Speaker 2: with her kids.
Speaker 1: She went wrong somewhere. I feel like something happened because
Speaker 1: she did say Jack babysat her kids. But then when
Speaker 1: she tears up saying, when Cooper's around, I feel like
Speaker 1: I have a child in the house. So what did
Speaker 1: you do, Melissa?
Speaker 2: Melissa, if all of Victoria would have told us.
Speaker 1: That instead of just calling her a sea word. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so Victoria says, at this point, we can end up
Speaker 1: shooting each other. But you know, well, let's say she's
Speaker 1: a better shot. She doesn't killing me. Thank god, she's
Speaker 1: leaving it two weeks. That see, that's scary talking to me,
Speaker 1: it is. And she is just in this like dress
Speaker 1: that's like a holds your top dress that she has
Speaker 1: just let the let the net go loose, and her
Speaker 1: boobs are flopping all around. And that's why you can
Speaker 1: tell she's on something because she does not care what
Speaker 1: she looks like. And she's in that.
Speaker 2: Sun and you could tell she doesn't use sunscreen or
Speaker 2: anything like that. That skin is on its way to
Speaker 2: being leathered. It just she's a hot fucking mess.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I think she's my age because she said
Speaker 1: her husband's fifty seven or ex husband, so I figure
Speaker 1: she's around fifty seven. And I was like, I feel
Speaker 1: pretty good about myself hard fifty seven hard fifty seven.
Speaker 1: That's a hard seventy seven. Yeah, yeah, it's horrible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, So now they're going to go to mediation,
Speaker 1: and surprise, the gun salesman guy is also a mediator.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, yeah, well what y'all say?
Speaker 2: He's a much better mediator than the guy from the
Speaker 2: first episode.
Speaker 1: That guy just sat on his motorcycle try yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2: I mean, at least this guy was in an office,
Speaker 2: had on the suit and kind of sort of seemed
Speaker 2: like he knew what he was talking about.
Speaker 1: By the way, our niece that was in town this
Speaker 1: weekend just graduated from Georgetown with a master's degree in mediation.
Speaker 1: A master's degree from Georgetown, So there are mediators out
Speaker 1: there that know what the fuck they're doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah that these two are not the best example of
Speaker 2: what a mediator does.
Speaker 1: Now they did it for the camera time. So we
Speaker 1: see Victoria railing and railing about the grass and the
Speaker 1: mediator goes, Okay, what do you want to see happen? Like,
Speaker 1: let's hear what you think it. She goes, didn't matter,
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna get my way and.
Speaker 2: Matter, because that's what it is all about her way
Speaker 2: now at this point, and I don't know a fuck
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 1: Gross that might I didn't like, get clean and put
Speaker 1: it on a nice outfit to go to like a
Speaker 1: lawyer's office.
Speaker 2: I think this was a nice outfit for her. I
Speaker 2: think this is as clean as she can get.
Speaker 1: So, Victoria tells Melissa, Melissa, as we get older, we're
Speaker 1: still gonna be our neighbors. We're gonna be in our
Speaker 1: eighties living next to each other. It's gonna only be
Speaker 1: me out there doing the yard work. And if i'd
Speaker 1: be dead one day back in the backyard of a
Speaker 1: heat stroke.
Speaker 2: It's like, that's not what's gonna do a girl, And
Speaker 2: why would you even put that out in the universe
Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, I think the crack's gonna get her first.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and it'll be a massive heart attack. It
Speaker 2: won't be a heath stroke. I think she's gonna snort
Speaker 2: one too many lines and there she goes.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Melissa says, when are the signs coming down? And
Speaker 1: she goes, on Monday, as soon as I get this, drenth,
Speaker 1: I gotta get strong enough to lift them up.
Speaker 2: Now, remember how we describe those damn signs, Like literally
Speaker 2: a toddler could pick up.
Speaker 1: A toddler on some go go jews. You pick up
Speaker 1: those goddamn signs, and she's just too far.
Speaker 2: But she could push that lawnmower. That's not a problem.
Speaker 2: But the signs, Oh, she just cannot do now.
Speaker 1: And Melissa goes, I can do it. I can lift
Speaker 1: them out. Victoria's no, my son, Jack, he'll be able
Speaker 1: to lift those incredibly heavy signs out of the yard.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Victoria goes off and here talking head
Speaker 1: about Melissa. She says, Melissa has no heart and that's
Speaker 1: why she has no man. She's a p word and
Speaker 1: that's it. And maybe these guys they just fuck her
Speaker 1: and they say you're big tits and that's it. She's
Speaker 1: not good for anything. She's all alone with no friends.
Speaker 2: Well, I wish she would have elaborated a little bit more.
Speaker 2: Why is she all alone with no friends and no children?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'd like to know, First of all, Victoria,
Speaker 1: we haven't seen any friends come over to see you. Well,
Speaker 1: she did have her ex husband, and we did see
Speaker 1: Melissa go to the boat show with some friends, so
Speaker 1: that it is true. That is true. Yes, So Melissa
Speaker 1: goes all right, so this is over. Maybe Hopefully we're good.
Speaker 1: Hopefully she understands that piece is my property and I
Speaker 1: don't want her in my house. I do not want
Speaker 1: her in my pool for all I know she goes.
Speaker 1: For all I know, she could go over there and
Speaker 1: slip and fall, and then it would be all my fault.
Speaker 1: She would great points, I think with this mediation, she
Speaker 1: has written down like you're not to come on my
Speaker 1: property at all, and your son can quit looking through
Speaker 1: my yard like a fucking creeper. You need a privacy
Speaker 1: fucking fence up. That's what she's trying to build with
Speaker 1: those hedges, right, we see why. Yeah, So now we
Speaker 1: see Jack taking the signs down and Melissa has him
Speaker 1: stand on one side of the property area disputed, which
Speaker 1: is you know, there's a line there, and she stands
Speaker 1: on the other and go shake my hand. That could
Speaker 1: be the end of the episode. And then she does,
Speaker 1: and then she hugs him, and then Jack has to
Speaker 1: go aside and have a moment alone. Yeah. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: he was not dumping loads of urine in that.
Speaker 2: Toilet, eh, Keisha too far saying oh.
Speaker 1: He was not. He was not helping his mom out
Speaker 1: in that bathroom that time. So Melissa gets out her
Speaker 1: plants that she wants to make the hedge with, right,
Speaker 1: So she lays them out so when the landscaper comes over,
Speaker 1: he'll know exactly where she wants to and she has
Speaker 1: them right there on that edge.
Speaker 2: Right as soon as I saw hard doing and saying,
Speaker 2: here we fucking go, the story is not going to
Speaker 2: end because this is gonna start the hooplah up again.
Speaker 1: And so Victoria goes nuts and says the proposed plants
Speaker 1: on her property line. I think her whole point is
Speaker 1: once they get planted, they're gonna grow and go one
Speaker 1: by the way. I think if that's her front yard
Speaker 1: and you've got somebody that's got those, I think that
Speaker 1: looks nice because then you don't have to see their house.
Speaker 1: She wants to see her house. She's nosy. It's a
Speaker 1: privacy head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and all these episodes, like all the people in
Speaker 2: these two episodes.
Speaker 1: It's nosiness. Yeah. More than anything. It's just nosy and crazy,
Speaker 1: like I said, Wackadoo's. So she goes nuts and starts
Speaker 1: picking up one pot at a time and just throwing
Speaker 1: them and throwing them. Melissa goes, oh my god, now
Speaker 1: I've got to call the police. Again. So Jack looks
Speaker 1: out and goes, I don't want to be any part
Speaker 1: of this. I don't want to be in a partty
Speaker 1: of this. So Melissa is showing the cops here. She goes,
Speaker 1: she's throwing the pot, and the cop goes, well, I
Speaker 1: can't see behind the car. You could clearly see this
Speaker 1: woman is picking up and throwing the podies, saving them. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the cop says, look, it's not irreparable damage, and
Speaker 1: she goes, what does that mean? She goes, you could
Speaker 1: repair it. All you gotta do is pick the plants
Speaker 1: up and put them back in the pot. But she
Speaker 1: shouldn't too, uh huh. So the cops are talking to
Speaker 1: Victoria and they're like, you were on her property and
Speaker 1: you were throwing the plant, and Victoria goes, actually she's
Speaker 1: the one that through the plants. It's hilarica to go again.
Speaker 2: Just here we go again, Like she's really crazy.
Speaker 1: She just completely her short term memory is gone.
Speaker 2: It's bad. Isn't gonna short term memory though. This is
Speaker 2: like you totally made up something. This woman never threw
Speaker 2: her own pots. The woman never actually hit you.
Speaker 1: The woman, it's crazy crazy. So Melissa's dog gets out,
Speaker 1: Oh god, Cooper and runs over to Victoria's to see, Yes,
Speaker 1: his friend. It was like I seen he was a lot.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Why? But we can still be friends.
Speaker 2: It has nothing to do with us.
Speaker 1: And I'll say, she's just gonna lose her ship.
Speaker 2: So she has to walk over there to get the dog,
Speaker 2: and Victoria's like arrest her. She's all, yes, she just
Speaker 2: fucking loses it. I'm like, oh, what was she supposed
Speaker 2: to do? She she couldn't say to somebody else, go
Speaker 2: get the dog, Go get my dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Melissa talks to the cops and goes, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, she has a gun over there, Like where
Speaker 1: will it stop? Where it's going to stop? So Melissa
Speaker 1: gets her contractor her landscape to plant those plants right
Speaker 1: where she's allowed to on the line. And Melissa goes,
Speaker 1: it's crazy that somebody could do this to you and
Speaker 1: act like this to you after you've been such good friends,
Speaker 1: like forever. It's crazy. And Victoria's in her backyard she's praying,
Speaker 1: and she says, I'll do anything I can lord to
Speaker 1: protect this property. Whoo, anything but act right. You know,
Speaker 1: I will tell you that. And people that have been
Speaker 1: on the paid feed have heard we talk about my
Speaker 1: neighbor that's behind us here. Oh I know with the parties. Nope,
Speaker 1: of the parties across the street. This is behind my
Speaker 1: house because the front of our house. I don't like
Speaker 1: the guy behind your house. Well, he's been a little
Speaker 1: strange to me sometimes. Right, Well, because when we were
Speaker 1: first building our house, because the front of our house
Speaker 1: face is a cul de sac and the back of
Speaker 1: our house face is a cul de sac. And on
Speaker 1: the back cul de sac, the back of somebody else
Speaker 1: house backs up to my house, and there's like a
Speaker 1: little access road between. So that guy back there, who's
Speaker 1: back of his house, the neighbors that lives at the end,
Speaker 1: runs a landscaping company. And he said to all the
Speaker 1: people who's back of their houses line up to the
Speaker 1: back of my house, to ten houses back there, and
Speaker 1: he owns the landscaping company, and he said he would
Speaker 1: be glad to put privacy trees up along the whole
Speaker 1: thing so that when he drives up his drive he
Speaker 1: doesn't have to see in the back of their houses,
Speaker 1: and they don't have to see him driving. They could
Speaker 1: be in their backyard and now have a privacy hedge. Right,
Speaker 1: don't have to see car. The only car that goes
Speaker 1: back up is them, And every single all nine of
Speaker 1: the ten all said, that's amazing. That's really generous for him,
Speaker 1: so that we block that access road, especially now because
Speaker 1: that new house is there ours except the neighbor directly
Speaker 1: behind us, because he said to the guy that was
Speaker 1: offering the free landscaping, he goes no, because then I
Speaker 1: can't see that house our house. God, he's the one
Speaker 1: that he's the one that would just come up on
Speaker 1: our porch. We like what you guys doing. I remember
Speaker 1: you told me that what the fuck is we're on
Speaker 1: our porch? You scared the shit out of us.
Speaker 2: I don't I only wave at neighbors.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't want to make friends with neighbors because the
Speaker 2: situations like this, I don't want anyone in my business.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be in your business. Like the
Speaker 2: neighbor across the street, she had a baby gift, will
Speaker 2: send over.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: You don't nice, that's it, that's nice, nothing more, nothing less.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know what you do for a living.
Speaker 2: I don't want you to know what I do because
Speaker 2: then I have to explain to you what a podcast
Speaker 2: is like I just don't Yes, it just it just
Speaker 2: becomes no, somebody, I don't want me to any names
Speaker 2: will be.
Speaker 1: All up in everybody's business. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: I don't care where you park as long as you're
Speaker 2: not blocking my driveway.
Speaker 1: I don't care where. No, I don't. Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: there is that phrase fences make the best neighbors, you know,
Speaker 1: because so here that's what Melissa's trying to do. She's
Speaker 1: trying to And also I feel like Melissa has probably
Speaker 1: lived with this coming and going and the probably the
Speaker 1: Crackville going on over there. He's like, this is my somethime.
Speaker 1: This is my home that I come to when it's
Speaker 1: you know, four below zero in Michigan. And I would
Speaker 1: really like to enjoy my pool. Yeah, enjoy my boat.
Speaker 1: I don't blame her, and I don't either. Legally she's
Speaker 1: able to do it. So that's the end of those two,
Speaker 1: and I think we both come out purrey. Melissa on
Speaker 1: that side. Yeah, she did nothing wrong. She was right.
Speaker 2: She only did one one she only did one wrong
Speaker 2: thing with that shirt. But other than that, she's fine.
Speaker 1: That's true. Okay, now we're going to move on to
Speaker 1: Johnny and Andy. Okay, so this is Johnny. Johnny's a hoarder,
Speaker 1: and then this is Andy. Now they say Johnny and
Speaker 1: Andy here, but they only call him Ortiz. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he most deaf.
Speaker 2: I only needed those subtitles with every single word that
Speaker 2: he said.
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't I didn't mind him. Okay. So, and
Speaker 1: this is gonna be interesting because I'll see where we
Speaker 1: land after I kind of talk it through with you,
Speaker 1: where we land, what team we're on. So they're in
Speaker 1: Palm Bay, Florida. I don't know where that is. So
Speaker 1: Johnny tells us his nightmare started in two thousand when
Speaker 1: his neighbor, or Tees moved in. And again we see
Speaker 1: footage from twenty twenty five, so they've lived together next
Speaker 1: to each other time. Yeah. So we see that Johnny
Speaker 1: has a four sale by owner sign up and he's
Speaker 1: got like a Facebook page where you can go. I'm like,
Speaker 1: can you imagine anybody driving by that Sanford and Son
Speaker 1: junk yard and wanting to be that's us for stale
Speaker 1: by owning? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, because a real too may
Speaker 1: make him clean that shit up. Yeah. So he says,
Speaker 1: or Tees cut sixty inches into his yard, and that
Speaker 1: is three wits of a lawnmower. And he also used
Speaker 1: to Ortiz used to cut the maintenance road with his
Speaker 1: own personal lawn mower, and then he would bring the
Speaker 1: weeds from the canal and then cut Johnny's grass, and
Speaker 1: it ruined Johnny's grass. That's what I ascertained from that.
Speaker 1: Ortiz is mowing the canal, and then when he did
Speaker 1: that to be nice, the weeds got stuck in the thing.
Speaker 1: And then when he mowed Johnny's grass, he ruined Johnny's grass.
Speaker 1: That's how I figured that. I don't understand about cutting grass,
Speaker 1: or we got a guy that cuts their grass. I
Speaker 1: don't know about it.
Speaker 2: And it's just the fact that when you look at
Speaker 2: Johnny's yard.
Speaker 1: Do we believe it used to be just so? So
Speaker 1: he says, Johnny says Ortiz has envy of him, and
Speaker 1: that is one of the seven Deadly sins. And Ortiz
Speaker 1: is envious of him. Okay, all right, okay. So Ortiz
Speaker 1: tells us his name is Andre Ortiz. He says, I
Speaker 1: was doing Johnny a favor, but then he got all
Speaker 1: raggedy and said, I've ruined his grass. Andre Ortez is
Speaker 1: wearing a Vietnam veteran vest. He has an army hat
Speaker 1: next to him at all times. Dog tacks a camo shirt,
Speaker 1: and he's in front of walls and walls of articles
Speaker 1: and memorabilia and framed things to do with seemingly with
Speaker 1: the Vietnam War.
Speaker 2: So we're like, okay, he's got everything except for a
Speaker 2: flag up there.
Speaker 1: He's a veteran and he's into it. Okay, great, all right, yes,
Speaker 1: So Johnny says, all right, you know, after he did
Speaker 1: that to my yard, I put up these little tiny
Speaker 1: concrete pyramids on the property line, which was passive aggressive.
Speaker 1: But I didn't want to talk to him. I wanted
Speaker 1: him to just leave me alone. Okay, Andre says. I
Speaker 1: said to him, you put this in the yard, You
Speaker 1: come outside, You cowered. You look at me, and you know,
Speaker 1: I was acting like a real jerk. But he started
Speaker 1: videoing me and he put it on TikTok, and to me,
Speaker 1: he's ruining my reputation. He's ruining the reputation of everybody
Speaker 1: on this block by putting this stuff on TikTok. He's
Speaker 1: like a sniper hiding behind the bushes taking pictures of
Speaker 1: me all the time. And we do see Johnny has
Speaker 1: like a little digital camera taking pictures. What do these
Speaker 1: people work never? Because they never leave their house.
Speaker 2: They never leave the house, and they've got way too
Speaker 2: much stalker time, Like they got to leave to get
Speaker 2: the pictures developed because they all are using like little
Speaker 2: digital cameras.
Speaker 1: I noticed that. I was like, why are you just
Speaker 1: uploading it? Yeah, you're taking like a physical Like how
Speaker 1: much color ink are you having to use to print
Speaker 1: these pictures in your house? Yeah? Yeah, it's not so.
Speaker 1: Ortiz says, Johnny is like a stalker. Johnny says, right.
Speaker 1: Johnny says, if I documented every time he yelled at me,
Speaker 1: you would not believe it. Nobody would, no matter how
Speaker 1: small insignificant you think it is. I know why he's
Speaker 1: doing it. He's an obsessed stalker. So Johnny says, Urtees
Speaker 1: is obsessed with him. Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: They're both obsessed with one another, and they ain't got shit.
Speaker 2: Why is our Tees not at the VA volunteering since
Speaker 2: he's got so much time on his hands, Why is
Speaker 2: he not doing something like that?
Speaker 1: Because now he's obsessed with this, He's obsessed. Yes, So
Speaker 1: Johnny shows video of he has got tons and tons
Speaker 1: of video of Ortez taking photos of him, and he says,
Speaker 1: Andy's videoing me, and we see, you know those little
Speaker 1: three red circles that look like teardrops, that are like
Speaker 1: hummingbird houses or whatever. Yes, he's got a bunch of them.
Speaker 1: Maybe they're not honeybirds, but they've got they're up on
Speaker 1: a pole and he has them as cameras pointing at
Speaker 1: Johnny's house. So I was like, those are not cameras,
Speaker 1: those are bird houses. No, they are They they're cameras.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is very, very weird that you have two
Speaker 2: people stalking each other, but each is accusing the other
Speaker 2: of stalking.
Speaker 1: Why is he video in his house? I do? Here's
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Arties does fucking go off on this guy
Speaker 2: a whole bunch of times.
Speaker 1: Yea, he really really really does. But it's just like,
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do with all this footage? What
Speaker 1: did you what?
Speaker 2: Would he pissed off of my neighbor put footage of
Speaker 2: what I was.
Speaker 1: Doing on TikTok? Well, I know, but that's the world
Speaker 1: we're in. If you act like Karen, it's going on TikTok.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So they ask Ortez, and he goes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've got a video camera there. You know, I was
Speaker 1: in Vietnam, so I know a lot of tricks. Okay,
Speaker 1: well the mom did not tell you how to do that?
Speaker 1: What did you what?
Speaker 2: What branch were you in where they taught you how
Speaker 2: to do all of this?
Speaker 1: Right? Because I phil think I were busy doing other stuff. Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: this was in the you know, sixties, So yeah, he
Speaker 1: tells us. He goes, you know, I once walked up
Speaker 1: to John and told him I would never kill you
Speaker 1: because all you would do is sleep forever. It's better
Speaker 1: to do something where every day, every second you suffer,
Speaker 1: like I've got acid and so like one day when
Speaker 1: you're not looking, I'll throw it on your face and
Speaker 1: so then you'd be walking around like elephant man. I mean,
Speaker 1: don't worry. Sooner or later I'm gonna get you. And
Speaker 1: that's what I told him. He ain't have to do
Speaker 1: to elephant man like that. Oh okay, a lot of
Speaker 1: threads right there. That's a lot of crazy. Ortiz you
Speaker 1: got you obviously have a planned, a very elaborate plan,
Speaker 1: like a details.
Speaker 2: This is concerning to me that this man has worked
Speaker 2: up I feel like he saw too much a norm. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: he saw way too much a nom and he most
Speaker 2: definitely needs to be going to go seek some kind
Speaker 2: of help.
Speaker 1: He's a crazier of the two. So Johnny has a
Speaker 1: line on his driveway and he says, this is my
Speaker 1: stand your ground line of where my property line starts.
Speaker 1: And he goes and you could see it's like dug
Speaker 1: into the driveway of the line and he goes, is
Speaker 1: it electric, you my guest in text? It test it? Wow.
Speaker 1: So we see Andre now driving around in his Vietnam
Speaker 1: memorial on wheels, and we thought the inside of his
Speaker 1: house was crazy.
Speaker 2: This was a house that hold that that little truck,
Speaker 2: SA hold my beer. I'm about to really really.
Speaker 1: Really show you.
Speaker 2: I was just like because at first, like what the
Speaker 2: fuck is that? Got an ice cream truck?
Speaker 1: Is that? What is what is this? It was a lot.
Speaker 1: It was a lot. It's very proud. And he says,
Speaker 1: I served my country and I worked twenty five years
Speaker 1: at my job and that jerk never did anything or
Speaker 1: he said he never did anything for nobody, and this
Speaker 1: is what I fought for my country for this guy.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh. So Johnny lets us know that he used
Speaker 1: to be a model. Mm hmm. So first of all,
Speaker 1: we see him and he's just showing photos that he's taken.
Speaker 1: He has photos of lizards having sex, a rainbow, a
Speaker 1: double yolk egg, his grass the way it used to
Speaker 1: be Toad's having sex. Then he tells us how much
Speaker 1: he loves Ellen DeGeneres and the Ellen Show and every
Speaker 1: time she came to universally he was there. We see
Speaker 1: him in the background. He explains, if you stand next
Speaker 1: to a kid, you'll always get on camera. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean that's smart and creepy at the same time. It
Speaker 1: is because people could think that I'm this kid's dad. Yep,
Speaker 1: I felt the kind of I felt cringey whenever he
Speaker 1: said that. I did too. But then he tells us
Speaker 1: in the nineties he was an entertainer and a dancer.
Speaker 1: His stage name was the Italian Stallion. And maybe that
Speaker 1: is what's going on or teases obsessed with him or
Speaker 1: sexually getting But he's not gay, not even close. He
Speaker 1: does doesn't even shake hands with dudes. He doesn't get
Speaker 1: any guy friends. But he's not homophobic. He just knows
Speaker 1: that these guys want to be friends with him so
Speaker 1: they could bang his chicks. He can tell who's a
Speaker 1: friend who's not because some people are just being friends
Speaker 1: with him for the P word. Now, I want you
Speaker 1: to he's not gay, He's not even close. That is
Speaker 1: saying something totally different, Kisha. You see these pictures that
Speaker 1: I'm showing you, Uh huh.
Speaker 2: I think that is a gay man's fantasy come true
Speaker 2: right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these pictures that he is showing from his modeling
Speaker 1: days in a banana hammock and spandex USA tights with
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of men, with a whole bunch of men.
Speaker 1: That is like oil USA mail review. And they are
Speaker 1: not going to the Olympics. They are definitely not going
Speaker 1: to the Olympics. And I'm reminding you again that this
Speaker 1: is what he looks like now mm hmmm. And he
Speaker 1: thinks that this guy, that man is gay and in
Speaker 1: love with him.
Speaker 2: I feel like Johnny has some hidden, deep down desires
Speaker 2: that keep bubbling up to the top.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. And uh he just she keeps really fighting
Speaker 1: very hard to keep the fire down. He wants you to.
Speaker 1: That was a whole bunch of gay talk. It was
Speaker 1: a whole lot of I'm not gay, not even I'm
Speaker 1: not gay. I don't shake from even high five, none
Speaker 1: of that. Yeah, any mail coming around me wants to
Speaker 1: bang my chicks. I think he's trying way too hard
Speaker 1: to not be gay. That's all I'm saying. So Ortiz says, Look,
Speaker 1: I know Johnny's got something up asleep. I don't know
Speaker 1: what he's brewing up over there. And you know, I
Speaker 1: know that I'm gonna blow Johnny's brains out sooner or later.
Speaker 1: And he shows it. We go, he says her number two.
Speaker 1: He says, I have a concealed weapon, but you know,
Speaker 1: legally I can carry it. And he goes, you know this.
Speaker 2: Is when you can't go around just shooting made no, no,
Speaker 2: and he goes, you know there are people in jail
Speaker 2: just like me who make a stupid mistake.
Speaker 1: My mind is like a balloon filled with water. It
Speaker 1: could pop at any time and I could do something
Speaker 1: I don't want to do. No, you do want to
Speaker 1: do it, Oh, you do want to do it. You
Speaker 1: want to do it.
Speaker 2: You have explained it, you have it written in detail,
Speaker 2: what you're gonna do, how you're going to do it.
Speaker 2: We just don't know when you're going to do it.
Speaker 2: But the plan is right there. You want to do this?
Speaker 2: This is not like what do they call it? A
Speaker 2: passion for a crime of passion?
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no no no no no no no,
Speaker 1: no no no.
Speaker 2: And then furthermore, you just told the whole wide world
Speaker 2: or everyone who has HBO exactly how are you.
Speaker 1: Going to do it? Yeah, because he did say originally
Speaker 1: that he just wants to maim him like the Elephant Man,
Speaker 1: but now he's saying, I'm going to blow his brains out.
Speaker 1: I mean we have elevated just over the course of
Speaker 1: a thirty minute shop. Johnny goes, I can't even leave
Speaker 1: my house during the day because I'm being watched like
Speaker 1: the Truman Show. And now I guess he feels like
Speaker 1: he can't watch because he thinks that Ortiz will come
Speaker 1: over and do something to his house. We get yourself
Speaker 1: some camera in.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'd be damn if my neighbors are
Speaker 2: going to keep me hostages inside.
Speaker 1: My Here's the thing, you don't go anyowhe because you
Speaker 1: don't have a job. There's nowhere to go, nowhere to go? Yeah,
Speaker 1: where is he getting all this p word that he's
Speaker 1: all these guys coming around want to bang his chicks
Speaker 1: because I wouldn't go in.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe Victoria like someone like her, that's time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we see him yelling at another neighbor who
Speaker 1: seems to be a lady checking her mail, calling her
Speaker 1: a stalker. And then it looks like somebody left food
Speaker 1: at his door, like maybe somebody was worried and he
Speaker 1: poured it all out because he said, they my neighbors
Speaker 1: are probably trying to poison me. Yeah, he's super Fred.
Speaker 1: They're both super paranoid. Super paranoid. So then we see
Speaker 1: Ortiz talking to the mailman, and the mailman's like, I'm
Speaker 1: not normally supposed to like chat with people, but if
Speaker 1: a customer has a question, you know. But he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sick of that guy recording me. That Johnny is
Speaker 1: always out here recording me. That's weird. So Johnny says,
Speaker 1: Johnny goes, look. In order for me to get the
Speaker 1: help I need to be able to sell this house
Speaker 1: and everything, I need just one of my videos to
Speaker 1: go viral and then people will see my other videos
Speaker 1: and know I'm being terrorized by my neighbor and that
Speaker 1: has something to do with the cell of your house.
Speaker 1: Then the authorities will come and take Ortiz down with
Speaker 1: the tranquilizer gun and a net because that man belongs
Speaker 1: in the cage.
Speaker 2: But I do like, if you really want to sell
Speaker 2: your house, he cleaned it up a little bit in
Speaker 2: the front yard.
Speaker 1: Then Johnny after he just says the tranquilizer gun and
Speaker 1: put him in a net and he needs to go. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He goes to the production He goes, I know what
Speaker 1: you're doing. You're trying to get me arrested. And they go, no, Johnny,
Speaker 1: we're making a documentary and he goes, listen, I don't
Speaker 1: have kids. I don't have kids, but one day all
Speaker 1: of you will. You know, threats like that, that's what
Speaker 1: her Tea does. And they go what what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? He goes, you saw that, you saw it.
Speaker 1: That's what her teas does with that threatening and they
Speaker 1: go what are you talking about. He goes, yeah, I
Speaker 1: know what y'all are thinking. And they go what And
Speaker 1: he goes, y'all are thinking I just threatened your kids'
Speaker 1: lives and they're like why nobody, Yeah, no one thought that.
Speaker 1: He made no threat to a child. Weird, What the
Speaker 1: fuck is he talking? Whatever Victoria's been selling?
Speaker 2: She he's like her number one customer. I don't know
Speaker 2: what's happening here. Yeah, it just went I went from
Speaker 2: like sympathizing with him a little bit. Yeah, he lost
Speaker 2: me with the gay talk because I'm like, okay, this
Speaker 2: is this is bordering on homophobia. Uh huh, And now
Speaker 2: you're just downright crazy.
Speaker 1: So Ortiz is filing a restraining order against Johnny. Johnny's
Speaker 1: phone rings during court and he's like, hello, Hey, what's
Speaker 1: going on. No, I'm in court, And the judge goes,
Speaker 1: excuse me, you can't answer the phone during court, and
Speaker 1: Orties says he's been to the court at least six
Speaker 1: times about Johnny. He says, Johnny non stop takes pictures
Speaker 1: and videos of me and it's stalking. And the judge says, okay, Johnny,
Speaker 1: you can speak to him and you can ask him
Speaker 1: a simple question. He starts going off on something and
Speaker 1: the judge goes, Nope, you got to ask a simple question. Nope, Nope,
Speaker 1: you got to ask a simple question. And he is
Speaker 1: so mouthy to that judge. He I was expecting for
Speaker 1: the judge to go left on him, but he was.
Speaker 2: Very he was blessed with patience. I'll say that Johnny
Speaker 2: was doing too much.
Speaker 1: He says, Okay, here's a simple question. Why does he
Speaker 1: have eight houses stalking me? People stay home during the
Speaker 1: day and take turns stalking me eight houses. I've told
Speaker 1: him to stay away. I am not gay. Mom artist goes, wait,
Speaker 1: what that's a lie I don't have You're under oath.
Speaker 1: You're under oath. And he goes, it's not a lie.
Speaker 1: You have eight neighbors stalking me. And I'm also not gay. Also,
Speaker 1: I'm not gay. I were like, it's on the record,
Speaker 1: and the judge goes, one thing is I'm not gay.
Speaker 2: Really, I'm only here to let everyone know I'm not gay.
Speaker 1: And the judge says, okay, here's what I think. I
Speaker 1: think this is never gonna end. I don't know how
Speaker 1: to get you two to leave each other alone. This
Speaker 1: isn't stalking. I'm dismissing your petition again. Okay, Wow, they
Speaker 1: have them leave, so Ortiz wins. So outside of the court,
Speaker 1: Ortis says, my mind is ready, it's ready to blow up.
Speaker 1: I don't really care what happens to me at this point.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, Johnny says, the verdict is a dismissal. I
Speaker 1: win once again. Ortiz has wasted his time, and Ortiz
Speaker 1: has wasted the Court's time, and one of us will
Speaker 1: be dead outside of my house if the if the
Speaker 1: court doesn't correct Ortiz, one of them that one of
Speaker 1: us has to die.
Speaker 2: Well, that's one thing that they both can agree on,
Speaker 2: if nothing else they can agree on that I was
Speaker 2: gonna kill the other one.
Speaker 1: I know that at the end of episode five and six.
Speaker 1: I know at the end of episode six, we're not
Speaker 1: going to get any resolution to these cases. And I'm
Speaker 1: pretty mad. No, no, uh uh, there's no way.
Speaker 2: There's no way that these people are just really really
Speaker 2: crazy and have nothing.
Speaker 1: Better in life to do.
Speaker 2: Like I don't know if you've ever lived next or
Speaker 2: around a really nosy neighbor, but.
Speaker 1: I have, and there's they don't care. They are just
Speaker 1: We had one.
Speaker 2: She was so bad, like literally, okay, so I take
Speaker 2: back what I said about Johnny filling captive inside of
Speaker 2: his own home. We would have to look out the
Speaker 2: window make sure she wasn't.
Speaker 1: Outside before we would leave.
Speaker 2: If it was like a certain time we knew that
Speaker 2: she would be out there, we didn't leave the house
Speaker 2: because she would trap you up.
Speaker 1: Now, stop talking. She smelt bad.
Speaker 2: She was just a horrible, fucking trashy neighbor. So yeah,
Speaker 2: I do kind of understand what Johnnys talking about now
Speaker 2: that I think about it. Yeah, we would have to
Speaker 2: time it like, oh, we got to hurry up and
Speaker 2: leave now before fucking Debbie comes out.
Speaker 1: It was just bad. Oh bad. Yeah, all right, now
Speaker 1: we're going to roll into episode four, the white Privilege Card.
Speaker 1: So on episode four, we start off in San Antonio, Texas,
Speaker 1: and this is with Jeff and Alexa. Okay, yeah, now
Speaker 1: this is Jeff. This is Jeff Wentworth. He looks like
Speaker 1: his last name would be Wentworth. He does, he doesn't,
Speaker 1: He just he just looks like a ball sack, sad
Speaker 1: sad sad ball sack. Yeah. So Jeff, this is this
Speaker 1: elderly guy. And he tells us he first met Alexa
Speaker 1: when she moved in. He went over told her if
Speaker 1: she needed anything, He's right across the street, he says.
Speaker 1: She's building this wall around her house. It's a scar
Speaker 1: on the neighborhood. She has built an eight foot like
Speaker 1: cinder block, but it stuckoed over. I mean I thought
Speaker 1: it looked nice.
Speaker 2: I thought it looked really nice too, especially when she
Speaker 2: showed us like the full plan. I'm like, that's gonna
Speaker 2: be badass. I liked it personally.
Speaker 1: With that black gate that went across. Yes, yeah, yes.
Speaker 1: Alexa Is seems to be a lovely lady in her fifties.
Speaker 1: We see her in her living room. There is a
Speaker 1: portrait above the fireplace blurred out. It looks like three kids.
Speaker 1: And I looked a little bit on Reddit because people
Speaker 1: are like, how does this lady live in this house? Single?
Speaker 1: And she her books have like four reviews on Amazon.
Speaker 1: He's obviously trying to start a cult that's not working.
Speaker 2: She is, Yes, she is a pretty cult because she's
Speaker 2: pretty and people will all for that.
Speaker 1: People's people researched it and said that she had she
Speaker 1: came from generations of cattle farmers, so she's just okay,
Speaker 1: generational wealth and then oh money. Also, she apparently did
Speaker 1: pretty well in her divorce. Good for her. So this
Speaker 1: is Alexa. Now what I want you to notice? What
Speaker 1: do you notice about this picture? First and foremost?
Speaker 2: Okay, I see I know you there's something minute in there.
Speaker 1: It's not that it's huge. That lamp keisha, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love that lamp Keisha. Do you think that lamp is
Speaker 1: scaled correctly to go on that table. The lamp and
Speaker 1: the table are the same size. That lamp. I is
Speaker 1: it belongs in a huge room. It's too big for
Speaker 1: the space.
Speaker 2: She says, a little bit of maxim what is it?
Speaker 2: Maximum list?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: Not minimalist? But I get it, I dig it.
Speaker 1: The lamp would be better in a difference, it doesn't
Speaker 1: go there like to see the lamp behind that is
Speaker 1: a proper size lamp. But you can see above the
Speaker 1: fireplace there it's a picture of three kids. I say,
Speaker 1: put it out.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, well, look at this like fancy white lady. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's what I think about her. I was digging her
Speaker 2: until she went further into what she did.
Speaker 1: I was digging her too. Yeah, so she says, you know,
Speaker 1: I met Jeff that one time. And the next time
Speaker 1: I saw him was when construction started on my wall
Speaker 1: and he was red faced and he said, what is this?
Speaker 1: I can't see in this vence should not be there.
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's concerning the fact that he was considered
Speaker 2: that he couldn't see what you were doing in your house,
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 1: Can't see in this is what our neighbor said, I
Speaker 1: don't want a hedge there because then I can't see
Speaker 1: their house. I don't like that. Really never got better,
Speaker 1: so she says, you know, one day when I first
Speaker 1: moved in, I found strangers in my backyard looking at
Speaker 1: my pool, so I decided to secure the perimeter. Jeff,
Speaker 1: Jeff doesn't understand that the wall is going to be
Speaker 1: like an Italian villa with plants and features. He hasn't
Speaker 1: seen the full plan. I want my home to be
Speaker 1: safe and a sanctuary for me, Yes, Jeff says. Our
Speaker 1: neighborhood has never had any crime. Jeff shows us over
Speaker 1: and over and over photos and aerial views and architectural
Speaker 1: drawings of Osama Ben Lawden's compound, Yes, and his walls,
Speaker 1: and he says structures like that are built to people out.
Speaker 1: He also shows us other walls that were Mexican drug
Speaker 1: cartel home walls. Yes, I remember the.
Speaker 2: Word cartel because it comes up more than a few
Speaker 2: times here.
Speaker 1: That's what he thinks. So yes, Alexi says, the way
Speaker 1: that Jeff acts is undermining my work. So in my mind,
Speaker 1: I go, oh, I bet she's a decorator or an architect,
Speaker 1: And him putting out there that her wall is tacky
Speaker 1: shows that she's not a good architecture or a home designer.
Speaker 1: Now see, I was thinking she was like a therapist.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, unless.
Speaker 2: She wanted prophecy for herself for her clients. So we're safe, serene.
Speaker 2: Either way, she should be able to do what the
Speaker 2: fuck she want to do within you know, the building
Speaker 2: codes and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I love what she's doing with the place.
Speaker 1: I thought it was great. But actually what she is
Speaker 1: is that she is an alchemist, a healer, an author,
Speaker 1: and a professional lecturer. And she has a program called
Speaker 1: The Zero Point with Alexa person and I'm going to
Speaker 1: read you here. Her mission statement is I help star
Speaker 1: seeds activate their earthly mission by remembering who they are.
Speaker 1: My ability to do that doesn't come from decades of
Speaker 1: esoteric study or following gurus. I hid for a long time.
Speaker 1: I avoided my mission until my early thirties, and after
Speaker 1: a lifetime of direct content, after a lifetime of direct
Speaker 1: contact and a series of a series of near death experiences,
Speaker 1: I uncovered a simple idea that helped my client transform
Speaker 1: their life. Click here to find out what made a difference.
Speaker 1: I went to her website. I did not click there
Speaker 1: to find out it did a cult, but that is
Speaker 1: what every cult leader says. But if you look on Amazon,
Speaker 1: she has ten to twelve reviews on her books. She's
Speaker 1: not a good cult leader. Okay, she needs practice. She
Speaker 1: says she has the gift of seeing people's energies. Jeff
Speaker 1: lives in fear and darkness, and she says all she
Speaker 1: knows about Jeff is he was in the Texas State Senate.
Speaker 1: Now Jeff tells us he was. He gives us a
Speaker 1: long list of everything than it is. Yes, he does,
Speaker 1: and he says his At one point his party decided
Speaker 1: he wasn't Republican enough. He was a Rhino Republican in
Speaker 1: name only, so he bought a giant photo of an
Speaker 1: elephant to show how Republican he is. He gives us
Speaker 1: all his history. He was a legislator, he was a judge.
Speaker 1: He introduced in Texas the castle doctrine, which is basically,
Speaker 1: you have the right to defend your castle, stand you ground.
Speaker 2: Okay, which this woman across the street is trying to
Speaker 2: basically defend her castle.
Speaker 1: Keep in private. He doesn't like that because he can't
Speaker 1: see in We see photos of him with the Reagans
Speaker 1: the bushes, and he tells us, but he is a
Speaker 1: different kind of Republican. He was the only pro choice
Speaker 1: member of the Texas State Senate. Okay, okay, Jeff, okay, okay, Jeff.
Speaker 1: But then he just puts it all up again. Alexi
Speaker 1: says that Jeff calls the city on her constantly, and
Speaker 1: every time he does that, she gets fined two thousand
Speaker 1: dollars a day. We see all the tickets stuck on
Speaker 1: her wall.
Speaker 2: Yes, at first I thought it was like little sweet
Speaker 2: notes like we support you, It's gonna be beautiful, would
Speaker 2: be nice, like letters to Juliette South.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. He says he
Speaker 1: has been so incensed by this fence across from him
Speaker 1: that he published an article saying she must have cartel
Speaker 1: associations and illegal activity happening behind that wall. So she
Speaker 1: says she bought a blacked out escalade and picks up
Speaker 1: her mail and a fur coat and sunglasses because if
Speaker 1: he's her, he's gonna call her mafia. She's gonna act
Speaker 1: like mafia. I love it good. I like that she
Speaker 1: did that. Yeah, passive AGGRESSI because then he said, mine
Speaker 1: is all fucking vinces. How dare he.
Speaker 2: Write an article like that about this woman? He knows
Speaker 2: nothing about her.
Speaker 1: I think he must have written it in a way
Speaker 1: that she couldn't sue him for slanders. She must it
Speaker 1: must have been like my neighbor, but not saying who
Speaker 1: she was. Yeah. So Jeff meets with the city council
Speaker 1: and named Mark and he's telling Mark, this looks like
Speaker 1: Osama bin Laden the wall without the permit. It's terrible
Speaker 1: for the neighborhood. Everybody hates it. So Alexi says, Jeff
Speaker 1: continues to pull all these strings because he's very politically affiliated.
Speaker 1: So my contractors are going to meet with the city
Speaker 1: and measure everything to make sure the wall is in compliance.
Speaker 1: It's not in compliance. You're allowed to do a three
Speaker 1: foot wall. She got approved for a three football and
Speaker 1: she built Navia wall. Okay, yeah, but most people wouldn't
Speaker 1: give it. Most people wouldn't get it. I would give
Speaker 1: two shit, Like literally, someone could.
Speaker 2: Cover their whole fucking house and I wouldn't give a
Speaker 2: shit about it because it doesn't affect me at all.
Speaker 1: Because the wall as it is to me still looks nice.
Speaker 1: It's got that black gate. To me, it still looks
Speaker 1: nice and she hasn't finished it yet.
Speaker 2: No, I think it's gonna be like I would be envious,
Speaker 2: like I want one of those now.
Speaker 1: So she says, you know, her contractor is going to
Speaker 1: meet with the city to make sure everything's in compliance.
Speaker 1: And we see the contractor saying to her as they're
Speaker 1: walking around, you already had that one person scale the wall,
Speaker 1: and the contractor is telling the city person there are
Speaker 1: crack as. There are humeless people that come through this
Speaker 1: neighborhood all the time. You know. I know it doesn't
Speaker 1: follow the three feet form, but it does follow an
Speaker 1: architectural form and it shows the different levels whatever. Okay,
Speaker 1: well either way.
Speaker 2: She's so funny because she says she sees crackheads and
Speaker 2: he said there's never been a crime.
Speaker 1: I don't know who's lying.
Speaker 2: My understanding is this is a very very very nice neighborhood.
Speaker 1: It would have to be Keisha. They showed the back
Speaker 1: of her house. Look at that. Yeah, look at that.
Speaker 1: I think he's a lying about the crackhead part. I
Speaker 1: do too, And I think if I had a house
Speaker 1: like that, Keisha, I'd also like to have a wall
Speaker 1: around it most definitely. Hell yeah.
Speaker 2: When they showed her at all, when they showed the
Speaker 2: back of the house, I was like, okay, shit, that's
Speaker 2: money money right there. She's got more money than the
Speaker 2: guy across the street.
Speaker 1: His house looks really nice too, and he has tons
Speaker 1: of trees up and that's how he blocks people.
Speaker 2: He just no, he just wants to be able to
Speaker 2: see what everyone else is doing.
Speaker 1: He doesn't knows the neighbor. So the city attorneys put
Speaker 1: up a stop work order on the fence, and one
Speaker 1: contractor goes in and goes, I think we're gonna have
Speaker 1: to take it down. We're gonna have to take it down.
Speaker 1: And the other contractor goes, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: let's apply for the variants to go up to eight feet.
Speaker 1: We need to look at the options. So they're like, okay,
Speaker 1: So now we see Jeff playing chess with his grandson,
Speaker 1: who has a list because his teeth of ball falling out.
Speaker 2: And this is the only person who will listen to
Speaker 2: Jeff is his grandson.
Speaker 1: And I think they're trying to make it look like
Speaker 1: Jeff's be an asshole to not let the grandson win
Speaker 1: the chests. I mean, he kind of is an asshole,
Speaker 1: and he's asking this ten year old what do you
Speaker 1: think about the fence, and the grandson goes, well, it's
Speaker 1: none of my business, and he here you go straight
Speaker 1: out about the babes. He goes, but I mean, I
Speaker 1: think it's fine, Like when did you get so mad
Speaker 1: about it? And Jeff goes, I'm not mad about it,
Speaker 1: but it's against the law, and I've asked the city
Speaker 1: to come and look at it. You have to follow
Speaker 1: the rules. She has asked the city to build a
Speaker 1: nine foot wall around her property and grandson goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't care. It just looks like a giant box.
Speaker 1: Like who cares.
Speaker 2: I mean, the grandson has more sense than the grandfather
Speaker 2: who was all these fucking things.
Speaker 1: Yes, so she says, I've gathered my team. I'm gathering
Speaker 1: my team. We're gonna see how we can work with
Speaker 1: the city. But I also have to keep my vision
Speaker 1: that I have for the courtyard in the wall. The
Speaker 1: city has to give me the variant. I remember, she's
Speaker 1: all woo woo. So she's like, I'm gonna yeah vibes.
Speaker 1: So now we see Randy Comma, the sacred architect. She
Speaker 1: looks at Randy's drawing, and they talk about how it
Speaker 1: could be similar to something that the Great Pyramids did.
Speaker 1: And she says, Randy who built the Great Pyramids? And Randy,
Speaker 1: the architect who is sacred, says, thought the high priests
Speaker 1: of Atlantis built the pyramids. The sides are based on
Speaker 1: the three four five triangle, which is what we're trying
Speaker 1: to do here. You know, architecture is to act as
Speaker 1: a second skin to nourish your spirit, as it says nature.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, you know, mayor pay You know I dabble
Speaker 2: in crystals.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I dabbled in spiritual advisors. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: little bit too much, They bit too much. Well, it
Speaker 1: gets worse because she says, this is the first time
Speaker 1: I've been in a skin suit. You could call it that.
Speaker 1: I think she said that. She says, I don't think
Speaker 1: I've revealed that before. Let me show you what I've
Speaker 1: written in my book. And my book I explained I
Speaker 1: walked the tight rope between being a Texas every woman,
Speaker 1: a person, and an interstellar traveler. I am everyone and
Speaker 1: I am no one. I am alone, but I am free.
Speaker 2: It's not easy to walk everywhere in this body when
Speaker 2: you can remember what it's like to have wings. Well,
Speaker 2: you looked pretty okay when you were driving around on
Speaker 2: that escalator, walking around in your fur coat.
Speaker 1: You do look like you were having any problems doing
Speaker 1: any of that. We see the pictures in her books
Speaker 1: of herself as an intergalactic partner, and she feels like
Speaker 1: this is just another intergalactic battle that she's fighting about
Speaker 1: the fence, yep, And she does need the fence to
Speaker 1: create a strong boundary between herself and the outside world.
Speaker 1: And to that, I say, tell some of this to Jeff,
Speaker 1: and he will not want you to make the fence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he will say, bitch, you could build it all
Speaker 2: up to the sky, because I won't have nothing to
Speaker 2: do with you or anything that would freak him the
Speaker 2: fuck out.
Speaker 1: She tells the architect, the Sacred Architect, that she's surrounded
Speaker 1: by darkness, and she thinks Jeff is a member of
Speaker 1: the Masonic Lodge and a thirty third level Mason, because
Speaker 1: in nineteen fifty eight he's been a grand Master, and
Speaker 1: she's worried that she's going to get backlash for talking
Speaker 1: about him being a Mason. Now, I will say I
Speaker 1: did read the last not Harry Potter, but it is JK.
Speaker 1: Rowling's alter ego, Robert Gallbraith, and it was the Robert
Speaker 1: Gallbraith book. There's a whole series. I I've read all
Speaker 1: of them. They're great. And Corner and Strike, they're the
Speaker 1: Cormer and Strike books. They're also good, Kisha, if you
Speaker 1: love the writings. I know we have problems with JK. Rowling.
Speaker 1: The Robert Yeah, the Corman and Strike books are really good.
Speaker 1: And in the last one it was all about the Masons.
Speaker 1: It's fascinating.
Speaker 2: I will tell you this, and this is not to
Speaker 2: go against the Masons, but I have never met a
Speaker 2: good one.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm that one.
Speaker 2: I have, and they have always been assholes. Now I'm
Speaker 2: not saying they all are. The ones that I have
Speaker 2: met have been horrible people.
Speaker 1: It's very interesting about the Masons. I learned a lot
Speaker 1: about it from the Robert girl Breath book. Okay, so
Speaker 1: Jeff says, my grandfather was a Mason, and it's a
Speaker 1: quest to be a better man morally and spiritually. But
Speaker 1: now we see him walking and talking shit to the
Speaker 1: neighbors about the wall. And these two girls are like
Speaker 1: walking for exercise, and they and he stopped this is
Speaker 1: what do you think? And the one girl goes, I
Speaker 1: don't know, like it's cool. Like we thought, like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's like Kim Kardashian, I know, right, he
Speaker 1: has the wrong two neighbors. And there he's like he
Speaker 1: looks and he goes, huh and he think. She goes,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean obviously they want privacy. I
Speaker 1: don't care. And he goes, you know what, I think
Speaker 1: it looks like think it looks like Osama bin Laden
Speaker 1: or a Mexican cartel. And they go, okay, do you
Speaker 1: think I'm obsession with that? Cool?
Speaker 2: He's making himself look a little bit look crazy. I'm
Speaker 2: a racist is the right word. But uh, just he
Speaker 2: just he can't get over it. And so most people
Speaker 2: are like, okay, Jeff, we'll support you, like we get it,
Speaker 2: you know, we don't like it.
Speaker 1: It's not with the vibe in the neighborhood. And also
Speaker 1: it is like she did break the law. She said
Speaker 1: it would be three It is a okay, you know,
Speaker 1: but they wouldn't have cared if he hadn't made a
Speaker 1: big deal out of it. They wouldn't have cared. They're like,
Speaker 1: do we have to go to the meeting or can
Speaker 1: we just sign something yes, So today is the meeting,
Speaker 1: and she doesn't go because she doesn't want to expose
Speaker 1: herself to that darkness. So she'll do it meeting. She
Speaker 1: does it through zoom and I know you love this
Speaker 1: room that she was in. It was pretty cool. Yes,
Speaker 1: her law god digger, except for the alien shit. She's
Speaker 1: going to do it through zoom. Her lawyer is going
Speaker 1: to be there. So Jeff goes, do I have a
Speaker 1: picture of that room? No? I didn't, Okay, So Jeff
Speaker 1: goes to the meeting and Alexi's lawyer says, the neighbor
Speaker 1: across the street takes pictures of her, and she's there alone,
Speaker 1: and she does feel safer with the wall up, and
Speaker 1: she feels darkness and she doesn't feel safe without this
Speaker 1: barrier of protect, barrier protection. Jeff ends up and goes, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm Jeff. I am the photographer, and we have a
Speaker 1: very nice neighborhood. And now they've plopped down a wall
Speaker 1: that looks like a Mexican drug cartel compound.
Speaker 2: It is okay, Mary m Cosby's with the Mexican cartel.
Speaker 1: Like good grief, it is at odds with the other
Speaker 1: fifty eight homes on Country Lane. One neighbor says, you know,
Speaker 1: it is not what we do on country Lane, and
Speaker 1: another neighbor gets up and says, in the words of
Speaker 1: Ronald Reagan, mister Garbiacheff's tear down that wall. And other
Speaker 1: neighbors weigh in that they don't like it. Right, The
Speaker 1: city council guy goes, the permit was for three feet.
Speaker 1: It's not three feet. What happened if the contractor built
Speaker 1: it five feet higher? That's not an accident. Okay, I
Speaker 1: mean this see is pretty open and shut. You know,
Speaker 1: she doesn't get a variance. She she did the wrong thing.
Speaker 1: She didn't follow the rules. That's it, Alex said to home.
Speaker 1: She slams her computers like, yeah, she's in the darkness. Now,
Speaker 1: she's in the darkness. She's now in the darkness. Is
Speaker 1: getting closer. Yes, we see the jackamber taking down the wall.
Speaker 1: It's now three feet and it looks good like that too,
Speaker 1: by the way it does.
Speaker 2: But I just feel it's always going to be something
Speaker 2: with him, you know what I mean, Right, It'll it'll
Speaker 2: always be something like, oh, look at the mailbox that
Speaker 2: she paid during this this this is too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're right, and she goes, now, I have
Speaker 1: a completely open front yard. I have no buffer between
Speaker 1: me and the neighbor. Something is trying to get me
Speaker 1: to be afraid. It's a darkness that's coming in to me.
Speaker 1: So she has a nurse come over who's given her
Speaker 1: like tour doll zofran xanax, ventanyl ketamine. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck are you? Like? I have a little
Speaker 1: bit of that?
Speaker 2: Like, God, damn, I wonder how was she paid for that?
Speaker 2: Mean that had to be really expensive. She's like, magnesium.
Speaker 2: I think that's what Michael Jackson took when he didn't
Speaker 2: wake up. I mean, there's a lot going on. Are
Speaker 2: you getting a kolonoscopy? Are you trying to rely?
Speaker 1: Geez? Like damn. So she says she's telling this nurse,
Speaker 1: I'm under spiritual attack. I'm under spiritual attack. Last week,
Speaker 1: all at once, my internet went down, My garage was
Speaker 1: opening and closing, my alarm systant went down, the lights
Speaker 1: were flickering. Okay, girl, it's called a power outage. Mary Payne.
Speaker 2: That happens to you were you're at your beach house.
Speaker 2: Remember the this would happen, that would happen you're not
Speaker 2: under spiritual attack, Alexa.
Speaker 1: Something happened on the grid, and she goes, and I
Speaker 1: started praying and praying, and then I started vomiting. I
Speaker 1: have no fence, I have no protection. So the ivy
Speaker 1: nurse goes, you seem pretty rich. I mean, you could
Speaker 1: just consider just moving exactly. That's what I would do.
Speaker 1: And she says, the house is up for sale. The
Speaker 1: house is up for sale. And she says, and I'm
Speaker 1: sure Jeff thinks he won, But darkness is a choice,
Speaker 1: and the price is forever, and at the blink of
Speaker 1: an eye, he could release all the darkness on me.
Speaker 1: And then they go over to Jeff, who is reading
Speaker 1: his newspaper in his kitchen, very unbothered. Very he won
Speaker 1: in this case. Whose side were you on, Jeff or Alexa?
Speaker 1: I was on Alexis side.
Speaker 2: I was on Alexis side because I wish Alexa wouldn't
Speaker 2: have gone so deep into what she does.
Speaker 1: But I was really I mean, she's.
Speaker 2: A single woman, there's a lot of property. I loved
Speaker 2: what she was going to do with the place. I
Speaker 2: don't think she was bothering anyone. She should have applied
Speaker 2: for the variants. First showed the architectural plans, gotten it
Speaker 2: and then built the wall. Yes, other than that, she
Speaker 2: did nothing wrong. Alright, let's zip through Stephen and joe Anne.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: This is Stephen. This is Stephen. He goes likes to
Speaker 1: go about zot Stephen. How did I miss that part?
Speaker 1: How do I miss the zop part? How did I
Speaker 1: miss that? Here's Stephen? He shows us his home and
Speaker 1: he says his next to her neighbors are joe Anne
Speaker 1: and Zach. There's Stephen in his home. I had to
Speaker 1: get a lot of pictures of joe Anne. Joe Ane
Speaker 1: does a lot of smoking on her porch and inside
Speaker 1: her home as well. She does a lot of smoking,
Speaker 1: a lot of drinking and soda. She likes blue. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: she's in blue where everywhere there isn't she? Blue rug
Speaker 1: and blue pillows. Loves her. Yeah, I didn't even notice that.
Speaker 1: And this is her husband. This is Jack. Jack loves
Speaker 1: the sparkly shoe. Yep, So there vibe. I would be
Speaker 1: on a front porch.
Speaker 2: They probably smoke. Weat on a front porch every night.
Speaker 1: Oh probably, yeah, yeah, so he tells us. Steve says,
Speaker 1: joe Anne was very helpful to me during my divorce.
Speaker 1: They really embraced me like a big white guy. They
Speaker 1: really were great for me. Joanne goes, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel sorry for him because his wife left him,
Speaker 1: and uh so I fed him and had to have
Speaker 1: him come over and I tried to be a mamma
Speaker 1: to him and a friend. He lived over here. Jack
Speaker 1: says he would walk in the door and the kids
Speaker 1: would be like, oh, that's just Steve. He was just
Speaker 1: always over here. They were neighbors there. They were close,
Speaker 1: very close. He's robb me.
Speaker 2: Damn if my neighbor's just gonna walk in my house.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. He would spend holidays with them. They
Speaker 1: always included him. Okay, Jack shows us, I've got Steve's
Speaker 1: house key. I would feed his cat. Steve says, Jack
Speaker 1: would come over every night. We would just have a drink.
Speaker 1: And we see that Steve's got like this basement bar,
Speaker 1: you know, Rebelia area. Later we see is his technology room. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Steve says. You know, Jack and Joe Anne, they're awesome,
Speaker 1: but they're pretty racist. Now, in case you guys are
Speaker 1: just listening, Steve is a big white guy. Jack and
Speaker 1: Joeanne are an elderly black couple. Okay, Steve says, Jack
Speaker 1: and joe Anne are very racist. They love to make
Speaker 1: fun of Mexicans and white people. Okay, and uh, once
Speaker 1: they told me I could say it, I could say it,
Speaker 1: and I said, nope, I'm never going to say it,
Speaker 1: and they said you should say it, and so I
Speaker 1: did it. I did it. They harassed me, they told
Speaker 1: me to do it, so I dropped an in bomb
Speaker 1: one time I did.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I believe that that they that
Speaker 2: they told him to say it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, I think they were drunk. Drunk. I think
Speaker 1: they were all poking.
Speaker 2: IM going, you should say it, you should say it,
Speaker 2: go ahead. I think I think they were doing it
Speaker 2: in just in jest.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, they.
Speaker 2: Didn't really want I'm to say it. Yeah, he just
Speaker 2: took it one step too far. It's like tell little
Speaker 2: someone jump off that bridge, jump on, and you really
Speaker 2: don't mean it, and then the fuck her trumps off
Speaker 2: the bridge.
Speaker 1: He says. And then one time Joeanne made a joke.
Speaker 1: She called me about something and said, I gotta go
Speaker 1: deal with the city. Can I borrow your white privilege card?
Speaker 1: And I said, you know, we don't really have one,
Speaker 1: Joe Ane, So what anyway, I went and bought her
Speaker 1: one off the internet as a joke. It looks like
Speaker 1: you're gonna off Amazon, he.
Speaker 2: Did, which you know what, when we get done, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna look on Amazon and see if you get really
Speaker 2: buy on.
Speaker 1: I'm going to buy one for James. And it's it's
Speaker 1: a look like a credit card that says white privilege
Speaker 1: trumps everything. Play on words. Perhaps that's good. So Jack,
Speaker 1: Joanne's husband says, have you ever lived next to a
Speaker 1: racist psycho? And uh, Steve says. Steve says, right, joke,
Speaker 1: wrong time. Things went really south after this, I bet
Speaker 1: they did. And here here's the funny thing.
Speaker 2: They're both accusing the others. Yeah, I feel like I
Speaker 2: fell about the races. Y'all should get along great.
Speaker 1: Well, so the problem So after he did that, Joeanne
Speaker 1: was very offended. Things went south. Jacket Joe Anne wanted
Speaker 1: to build a fence so they wouldn't have to see him.
Speaker 1: But they built a iron fence that you could see through,
Speaker 1: which you could see through it. And Steve says, okay,
Speaker 1: they came over and I said, what do you The
Speaker 1: people came over to build it and I said, you're
Speaker 1: in the wrong spot. And they told me I could
Speaker 1: spend my white boy money on a survey that they
Speaker 1: were not going to do that. I think they said that.
Speaker 1: I definitely think they said that. Yeah, I think so too.
Speaker 1: And Joe Ane says, we put up a fence and
Speaker 1: we didn't measure. I didn't care, but it was three
Speaker 1: feet on his side and he lost it. I don't
Speaker 1: know why he went crazy about that fence being there.
Speaker 1: And then we see her from her porch yelling off
Speaker 1: down at him and he's saying the things that the
Speaker 1: wrong and they have gone. The cops have come. Yep,
Speaker 1: this is a twenty so quick. So Steve says, well,
Speaker 1: when I get mad, I get creative. And we see
Speaker 1: his computer room. He has like ten monitors. Obviously his
Speaker 1: job is in tech.
Speaker 2: I would hope his job was in tech. Yeah, otherwise
Speaker 2: that's a little bit scary.
Speaker 1: Otherwise what you're doing, yeah, huh. He has a gaming setup,
Speaker 1: but he has all these monitors. So he said, I'll
Speaker 1: get a new wife. What I felt sorry for him. Right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look really quickly Keisha YouTube. I'm going to
Speaker 1: look up if my neighbor Karen is still there. He
Speaker 1: created my neighbor. Is that what I'm looking to see
Speaker 1: if it's still there? Okay, yep, red Zot. Red Zot
Speaker 1: has a YouTube channel called I don't want to play it? Okay,
Speaker 1: it is Okay. I wonder if I could see how
Speaker 1: many views on this? Yeah, I see what the last
Speaker 1: thing he posted was. Okay, my neighbor Karen, Okay, sorry
Speaker 1: if I glitch. I'm just trying to look at this video. Okay.
Speaker 1: My neighbor Karen by red Zot has ninety eight videos, okay,
Speaker 1: nine hundred and twenty eight thousand views. I'm going to
Speaker 1: start filming my neighbors because I mean this, my neighbor
Speaker 1: Karen realizing we had done a survey done and she
Speaker 1: just bought me a fence four point five million views. Wow,
Speaker 1: and then you're doing wrong in life, Mary Payne. I'm
Speaker 1: looking to see if any of them have anything that close.
Speaker 1: We've got eighty five thousand, we've got one hundred and
Speaker 1: nine thousand. I'm looking to see if there's anything close
Speaker 1: to four point five million. We've goout two ninety four
Speaker 1: five sixty five k views. Karen trespassing in front of
Speaker 1: the cop one hundred thousand views. I mean, all of his.
Speaker 2: Videos have viral, very very viral, but they are all
Speaker 2: from four years ago.
Speaker 1: Also, nothing new, nothing new. Uh. And I can't and
Speaker 1: I can't see a way to sort them by year.
Speaker 1: But it appears if I just scroll sco scroll sco
Speaker 1: scroll Okay, we do have one that's two years ago.
Speaker 1: We have one. We have one two months ago. Okay,
Speaker 1: is she still alive? But this could be Nope, this
Speaker 1: appears to be yeah, two months ago. Yep. Okay, Life
Speaker 1: after Court is three years ago, so it seems like
Speaker 1: there was some sort of something about it three years ago.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Karen hires his second contractor. So I
Speaker 1: don't know if his website is now features other Karens,
Speaker 1: but he's got almost a million subscribers. That's crazy. Wow.
Speaker 1: All right, So here we go. So they built the fence,
Speaker 1: we see the cops come. He has started this YouTube
Speaker 1: page and he says, one of the videos has four
Speaker 1: point four. I just looked at hers four point five.
Speaker 1: She's yelling at him, she's throwing stuff at him, she's
Speaker 1: like hitting him across the fence, and he's saying. She's saying,
Speaker 1: you're harassing Yeah, finally some violence. Keisha was waiting for
Speaker 1: I was waiting and she's saying, you're harassing me, and
Speaker 1: she's hitting him, and he was like, Oh, that's the salt.
Speaker 1: That's the salt it is. So they show it to Joe.
Speaker 1: He calls her Joanna, but it says Joanne. Joanne sees
Speaker 1: it and she watches it and she goes, this is
Speaker 1: so embarrassing. She was so embarrassing for me. I'm tired
Speaker 1: of seeing myself and that light. My husband Jack said,
Speaker 1: I embarrassed the whole family and that makes me feel
Speaker 1: like a piece of shit, and I regret the way
Speaker 1: I responded.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, when someone says pushing you and pushing
Speaker 2: you and pushing you, you know.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. They did, in fact, buy him
Speaker 1: offense because it's on his property. On his property. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's true. So we see her go and talk to
Speaker 1: the cameras. She stands in the yard and speaks to
Speaker 1: the cameras that he has pointing at her house and says, Steve,
Speaker 1: take down the videos. It's ruining my life. It's very embarrassing.
Speaker 1: And he's making money off of this too, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he says he made twenty six thousand dollars on that
Speaker 1: one video. Damn. And he says, so it's a non
Speaker 1: negotiable to take it down because if I take it down,
Speaker 1: then I have to start over with my channel, and
Speaker 1: that one's got the most views. And then if they
Speaker 1: start up again, I don't have the original video there.
Speaker 1: I have to start over. So I get it. I
Speaker 1: get it. So Joanna says, I love my yard and
Speaker 1: I love my flowers, and Steve has taken my piece
Speaker 1: from me where I used to come out and love
Speaker 1: to be with my flowers, and I got so stressed
Speaker 1: that I had to have open her surgery. Now, Joe, Joe, girl, girl,
Speaker 1: I think it has to do with a lot of
Speaker 1: other shit, a lot of we've seen you chain smoking,
Speaker 1: Yes we have. We've seen.
Speaker 2: We've seen cos, we've seen your bad habits. I don't
Speaker 2: think this was it, Steve.
Speaker 1: So Jeff talks to his friend Autumn and he goes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, like I heard she was having surgery.
Speaker 1: I was devastated. I was really worried about her because
Speaker 1: I would really hate for something to happen. I would
Speaker 1: hate for our relationship to end when nothing resolved. And
Speaker 1: Autio goes, have you thought about reaching out to her
Speaker 1: to resolve it? So he asked chat GPT to help
Speaker 1: him write a letter, and he does and he puts
Speaker 1: it in their mailbox. She gets it. She reads it
Speaker 1: by the mailbox and says, kiss my ass. Excuse me,
Speaker 1: sorry about that, But he can because the whole time.
Speaker 1: So now, Steve tells his friend Sherry, a bartender at
Speaker 1: this particular local pub, that Joe and Jack are very
Speaker 1: pissed about the YouTube and they try to sue him
Speaker 1: for one hundred thousand dollars. Damn, And I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go watch this whole saga on YouTube now
Speaker 1: and it might be a good watch. It does suck.
Speaker 1: I'm in this fight with like my former best friends.
Speaker 1: And Sherry goes, okay, do something nice for them, a
Speaker 1: gesture like something, so you guys can get back on
Speaker 1: the right track. So he goes, all right, all right.
Speaker 1: So first thing he does, he sends a case over
Speaker 1: of Coronita's to be delivered. It seemed to be Coronas,
Speaker 1: But are Coronas to me? I don't. I didn't get
Speaker 1: the name performing the cheaper version or Cornitas something else,
Speaker 1: And I gotta look that up, Keisha, I don't know
Speaker 1: that it's a Corona beer. It looks like yeah, so
Speaker 1: coronitas are just mindy coronas. What coronas minnis? Oh, little
Speaker 1: minis okay, So he orders a case of those to
Speaker 1: be delivered. We see her drinking it on the couch like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, I don't mind. She ice that ship down first.
Speaker 1: She just drinking warm. She said, thank you. Then he
Speaker 1: gets some ribs, pulled pork, hot wings, baked beans, potato
Speaker 1: salads sent over from their favorite place with a note
Speaker 1: letting her know it was a gift. So the delivery
Speaker 1: person reads, this is from your neighbor Steve. He wants
Speaker 1: a da da da. We see Jack playing a fake violin.
Speaker 1: He don't give a ship. They're over. I mean you
Speaker 1: can win me over with that kind of a mule
Speaker 1: kind of love. Baked beans. Baked beans are my favorites.
Speaker 1: Love baked beans. So Joe Anne says he's feeling bad
Speaker 1: because he's an idiot, but I'm sorry he shouldn't a
Speaker 1: fuck with Miss joe Anne. Now come on, you wanna
Speaker 1: pass those hot wings. I'm delicious, Okay, I'm gonna still
Speaker 1: eat your food, but I ain't gonna fuck with you. No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna still with this food though, why make why
Speaker 1: let the good food go to waste? Jack? You got
Speaker 1: some of those corneitas, right, So Steve calls Jack and
Speaker 1: joe Anne leaves him a message and invites them to
Speaker 1: meet him and talk at the pump where sure he is,
Speaker 1: well's you smart on neutral territory? I thought with this
Speaker 1: is the end of the episode. He's just gonna sit
Speaker 1: there and she's never gonna show up. But she shows up.
Speaker 1: She showed up. Yeah. And she sits down and goes,
Speaker 1: I'm only here because I want you to know I
Speaker 1: am done with you. I tried to help you. I
Speaker 1: tried to be a friend to you. I thought the
Speaker 1: world about you. We cared about you like you were
Speaker 1: our child. I have never been this close to a
Speaker 1: neighbor before. And now that's gone. And he says, Joanne,
Speaker 1: I loved our friendship. And she says, go to hell.
Speaker 1: You're a piece of shit. Okay, Joanne, I knew well.
Speaker 1: I mean he put all the stuff on YouTube.
Speaker 2: That's the part that gets me when you start taking
Speaker 2: it to social media.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And he goes, oh, Jeaanne, if I ever get
Speaker 1: really mad at you. I'm not going to take it
Speaker 1: to social media. Don't please, don't put it on a podcast.
Speaker 1: And he says, Joanne, can we talk it out? And
Speaker 1: she goes, I never want to talk to you ever again.
Speaker 1: I paid six thousand dollars for that fence to separate
Speaker 1: myself from you. I don't want to look at you
Speaker 1: filming me every time I go outside my house. I
Speaker 1: can't take any more stress. They had to find a
Speaker 1: valve to put in my heart to keep me alive. Well,
Speaker 1: it has me have something to do with those beers
Speaker 1: and a cool pork that's smoking, high cholesterol and blood
Speaker 1: high blood pressure, and shit, I think it's the chain smoking.
Speaker 1: That's it, So Steve gues. Steve says, previous to all this,
Speaker 1: when we were friends, you insisted I called you my
Speaker 1: black mama, And she says, I didn't insist on a
Speaker 1: damn thing. You will lie, and God is gonna knock
Speaker 1: that line right out of your ass. Now that was
Speaker 1: a good line. That's a good one right there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she says, you always try to make yourself greater or
Speaker 1: smarter than anyone anyone else, but you ain't smart with
Speaker 1: the damn mister, technology. I've been watching I got your ass.
Speaker 1: I mean, she clopped them pretty well. But he says,
Speaker 1: is that a threat? No, I didn't think that was
Speaker 1: a threat.
Speaker 2: No, Oh, he needs to watch the other part of
Speaker 2: this episode. Those were a threat. Nothing, you got your asshold.
Speaker 1: Off and he says, is that a threat? And she goes,
Speaker 1: I don't care. Call it what you want because you're
Speaker 1: a piece of shit. You give me that fucking money
Speaker 1: you got off of me, and he goes, what money?
Speaker 1: And she goes off of YouTube and he just not
Speaker 1: and she says, why would you do me like that?
Speaker 1: And he goes, it was the only recourse I had.
Speaker 1: I could have ripped out the fence, I could have
Speaker 1: vandalized it. There were other options. But instead I wanted
Speaker 1: to give you social pressure to change your mind. And
Speaker 1: it worked.
Speaker 2: And it's also going to city council or write any
Speaker 2: of those things.
Speaker 1: He says, if you want to go all the way,
Speaker 1: you can make an offer and you can have the channel.
Speaker 1: Now come on, now, wow.
Speaker 2: And she says, fuck you. You need help, kiss my ass,
Speaker 2: you piece of shit. So she walks off and she.
Speaker 1: Says, you think you're smart, you're gonna get what's coming
Speaker 1: to you. You don't even have a garage. That was
Speaker 1: funny now that I thought that was just shade because
Speaker 1: a garage. Look, he didn't have a grudge. No, I
Speaker 1: thought that was shade. And he goes, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: And she goes, that means I'm better than you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you don't even have fuck you have a
Speaker 1: house with no garage. Poor And he goes and he goes, Joanna,
Speaker 1: I forgive you. And she laughs and goes, I've had enough.
Speaker 1: You can't talk to a psycho. You can't talk to
Speaker 1: a psycho. And then he got She goes like, bye, Scher,
Speaker 1: you get to see waves at her at the bar.
Speaker 1: No reason to be mean to Sherry. No, she looks fine.
Speaker 1: And then she says, he's not my neighbor anymore. He's
Speaker 1: just someone who lives next door to me. That I
Speaker 1: can't stand. That's the end. And you can tell he
Speaker 1: has no friends. He needs them more and more. Oh
Speaker 1: they've got friends. Yeah, they got friends, They got family.
Speaker 2: He had got a wife. I don't know if he
Speaker 2: has kids. He's got no friends. I mean, he just
Speaker 2: sits in that watching all those damn screens.
Speaker 1: They seem like fun. They seem like they've got the
Speaker 1: people coming over for the barbecue. And I love how
Speaker 1: she's hung that tapestry on her porch so he can't
Speaker 1: see what they're doing on the porch. Yep, because when
Speaker 1: I first saw it, I was like, what's that about? Oh,
Speaker 1: so they he can't see the prophecy. Yeah, that sucks
Speaker 1: if you even have to do that. Well, I'm on
Speaker 1: team Joeyane and Jack. Now I do think they should
Speaker 1: have paid for the surveyor yeah, I do think they
Speaker 1: have the money to do it. Well, they had six
Speaker 1: thousand dollars put up a fence, Keisha. Maybe, yeah that's
Speaker 1: true too, Yeah yeah, yeah, So on that one thing,
Speaker 1: I'm with Steve, but otherwise not esteem and he blew
Speaker 1: it up like he now he has no friends.
Speaker 2: Oh because he sent them a white privileged card he
Speaker 2: took to damn far Oh.
Speaker 1: Lord, Okay, you guys, that's it. This is a long episode,
Speaker 1: longer than these two episodes were combined. Yeah, everybody, reminder
Speaker 1: listen to Keisha's episode this week. She's breaking down Mama June.
Speaker 1: That'll be on Tuesday. I've got ninety day fiance, I've
Speaker 1: got my Ross Matthews interview. I've got Hop and Bravo
Speaker 1: with Mandy. I got all the things. You can find
Speaker 1: it all if you just go to our Instagram. You're
Speaker 1: gonna go to Pink Shade Pod. Check it out there.
Speaker 1: That tells what's happening this week. You go to Keisha's Instagram,
Speaker 1: The liberansa Keisha. I'm sure she'll be announcing about her
Speaker 1: Mama June Emergency podcast. It's important, this Emergency nine. It
Speaker 1: is the Terrible Union, Okay, Keisha. I will see you
Speaker 1: later this week when we cover Welcome to Platfield to
Speaker 1: rewatch over on Climb. So good fight