Speaker 1: Hey, Harry Kelly here, just wanted to drop you and
Speaker 1: give me an understanding what you're about to encounter. You know,
Speaker 1: Gavin Blake like to borrow my glasses, as you understand,
Speaker 1: because they act as a sort of time machine that
Speaker 1: allows them to travel to the past and enjoy old
Speaker 1: baseball and basketball and things. That's a secret though, to
Speaker 1: keep it between us. Okay, on this one, they head
Speaker 1: back to watch them NBA basketball. Never been a hand myself.
Speaker 1: I prefer hot dogs at the ballpark, what.
Speaker 2: Do I know.
Speaker 1: At some point, Gabe gets wild hair, calls up a
Speaker 1: wrestler on the telephone BVD or some uh oh yeah,
Speaker 1: DDP gave got upset with me there. He doesn't answer,
Speaker 1: but leaves them a message about being a big old
Speaker 1: fat tub of jew and need some help, and DDP
Speaker 1: calls him back two weeks later. Got a state of
Speaker 1: the end for some of that. Anyway, here's the whole
Speaker 1: ball game, and we're gonna get sucked in. Oh and
Speaker 1: let go all that hero worship. You'll learn, ye if
Speaker 1: you how we can.
Speaker 3: This is how we do.
Speaker 1: The whole ball game, right smack dab in the middle
Speaker 1: of a triple header NBA on NBC May seventh, nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety five. And this Blake, this is the number one
Speaker 1: song in America. It's Montel Jordan's and this is how
Speaker 1: we do. It takes me back to my middle and
Speaker 1: high school dance course.
Speaker 2: It's Friday night ride. The party is here around the
Speaker 2: west side. So why reads for I GGA bye ay
Speaker 2: ay I uh, I don't know where Blake is. This
Speaker 2: is me, Larry, Larry Fole. I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be here with it for a while. I Blake got
Speaker 2: up and and and and he he was taking a
Speaker 2: nap and then they said something about like you ate
Speaker 2: all the good food in the house, and and while
Speaker 2: I was gone, and then he just went back and
Speaker 2: we haven't seen him since. Gabe. I, So I'm gonna
Speaker 2: I want to hang out. Okay, we'll talk about ma.
Speaker 2: So it's it's it's uh.
Speaker 1: Lex Luger filling in on the whole ball game for
Speaker 1: for Game two of our triple header. Larry very very
Speaker 1: pleased to make your acquaintance. Thank you for all your
Speaker 1: hard work and sacrifice over the years. Blake and I
Speaker 1: are both big fans of your career and the things
Speaker 1: that you've you've leant to the world of professional wrestling.
Speaker 1: We very much appreciate it, and we very much appreciate
Speaker 1: your dedication, and you're honoring the program with your presence.
Speaker 2: Did you know I can't walk and my dick don't
Speaker 2: work no more games.
Speaker 1: I'm aware, I'm aware.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I thought maybe that I was going to ask if
Speaker 1: you wanted to stand up and give yourself a round
Speaker 1: of applause and a talent it.
Speaker 2: Dally's gonna help me walk again? Mm hmm. I want
Speaker 2: to be the accountability crib Gabe.
Speaker 1: That's wonderful, wonderful, wonderful stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm here with you now, buddy, because you need me,
Speaker 2: Okay I do? I do?
Speaker 1: I need something? That's for sure? I should, I'm not
Speaker 1: real sure it's this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're my allied power partner now, Buddy. May
Speaker 2: ninety five is me and Davy. You're my Davy Gabe. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, we're the guys. Yeah, I know what you
Speaker 2: guys say. The guys no foul language.
Speaker 1: For me though, Well, this is going to be interesting.
Speaker 1: Thank you for for tuning in. Everybody. It's uh you.
Speaker 1: You'll find the link to the Larry do you have
Speaker 1: the YouTube links there to Blake, leave that for you
Speaker 1: or leave it up on this machine.
Speaker 2: My links don't work. See I can make jokes too, Gabe,
Speaker 2: I got a humor. Yeah, pray sad good thanks Laire, Yeah,
Speaker 2: my got it. I got that. Taught me how to
Speaker 2: use the computer before she passed three years back on
Speaker 2: Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: I'm thankful that she taught you such things. I'm glad
Speaker 1: Blake left it up and running for you. Our time
Speaker 1: code on the link two hours, six minutes and six seconds.
Speaker 1: You should be you should hear see you rather the
Speaker 1: last shot of Reggie Miller after his incredible eight points
Speaker 1: in twenty seconds eighteen seconds sort of act in New
Speaker 1: York on this day, and we're quickly going to transition
Speaker 1: over as the game is already in progress, the Houston
Speaker 1: Rockets versus the Utah Jazz in the Western Conference semifinals.
Speaker 1: You big basketball guy, Larry, Oh yeah, but no not now, obviously,
Speaker 1: what with the broken legs, the legs that don't work.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I got to use the chair. I play
Speaker 2: in the chair if I play now. But you know
Speaker 2: the arms don't work too well either, So is that? Uh?
Speaker 2: You know, Dusty used to play some ball. You ever
Speaker 2: see that video Dusty playing Ballgabe?
Speaker 1: I have, I have seen that video. Did you ever
Speaker 1: join Dusty in pickup games? Or did you play backstage
Speaker 1: a little bit? What was what's the deal there?
Speaker 2: No? I was never around the coat hanger, pal Nah,
Speaker 2: not me. Hey, it's Miller time, all right?
Speaker 1: Who told you about the coat hanger?
Speaker 2: Larry? I did not know what. Nobody said nothing about
Speaker 2: a hanger? Okay, good.
Speaker 1: So if you've got the video up everybody, we're gonna
Speaker 1: press play at the count of three, like we usually do.
Speaker 1: I'll say one, two, three, and you'll press play when
Speaker 1: I say the word play. So, Larry, I know that
Speaker 1: might be a little confusing for you, so I'll go
Speaker 1: very slow. We're gonna go, Gabe, one, two three play?
Speaker 1: Did he fall down? Do you follow your chair?
Speaker 2: Now? I just hit play? Okay, good, good, good? I
Speaker 2: hit it hard like the four go. Hey, it's Hakim.
Speaker 1: We do start at the beginning of the game, even
Speaker 1: though the game had had already started after uh before
Speaker 1: the end of the last one, so NBC showing all
Speaker 1: of it. Hakim Olajuan starts things off there with a
Speaker 1: nice little twelve foot fade away jumper.
Speaker 2: You know what they call that game? What's that? They
Speaker 2: call that the dream shake?
Speaker 1: The dream shake?
Speaker 2: A yeah, like this is a signature move, like my
Speaker 2: torture rack.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, John Stockton matches there. Uh John guy, Hey,
Speaker 1: I really appreciate those kind words, Larry le. I'm just
Speaker 1: so glad to be here to talk about one of
Speaker 1: the more pivotal games in the history of NBA basket ball.
Speaker 1: I think that was Clyde Drexler there just fouled Jeff
Speaker 1: Horniseck so that we got the ball back.
Speaker 2: Hey, he kind of looked like you, John. Did you
Speaker 2: guys ever get confused? You know, because you and airports
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like, uh, you know, harding
Speaker 1: cats anyway, and you get the two white, little white
Speaker 1: boys and a team full of black guys, and of
Speaker 1: course we get confused all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I used to ride with Rocky Kings sometimes.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm not really sure Lex what that has
Speaker 1: to do with anything, But I think you're misunderstanding the
Speaker 1: conversation that was being had.
Speaker 2: But that's fine.
Speaker 1: It's you know, it's your first time doing doing this
Speaker 1: sort of podcast, right.
Speaker 2: Well, you know a lot of things don't work, Gabe.
Speaker 1: Dick's brains, all of that sometimes don't work. Carl Malone
Speaker 1: he when when Carl came in, that's discussed. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: that's that's terrible to hear alone.
Speaker 2: As problems with your old spice or something like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, no, no, no, no, not ask problems, not so much.
Speaker 1: It's just like if somebody asked me what my ass
Speaker 1: smells like, it's gonna smell like, you know, the remnants
Speaker 1: of my shit, and you know, a bit of the
Speaker 1: old Spice pro sport that I use pretty religiously around here.
Speaker 1: I've been using that old Spice prosport for pure sport
Speaker 1: rather for I don't know, fifteen or twenty years best
Speaker 1: best sent out there, if you ask me.
Speaker 2: By god, hey, do you ever see that commercial with
Speaker 2: Terry doing the right guard? Great?
Speaker 1: Anything else would be uncivilized, all.
Speaker 2: Right, glad to hear it? Good, good, good, Well.
Speaker 1: I was going to ask you, Robert or Robert or
Speaker 1: is an interesting stat I always really appreciated this. He
Speaker 1: I believe he had three rings with three different teams,
Speaker 1: maybe four with four.
Speaker 2: Might have even been five with five. Gizzle.
Speaker 1: Yeah you think so. I think you might be right.
Speaker 1: I mean it's la Is.
Speaker 2: Houston, San Antonio and Antonio from That's where Michael's from,
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, Sean's in the cafe though.
Speaker 1: Well you see how I just stole that ball from
Speaker 1: that guy. I'm so good at basketball, oh man. Me
Speaker 1: and Carl, Me and Carl. We were just the best
Speaker 1: one two punch in all of basketball. If you ask me,
Speaker 1: Michael and Scottie, no chance in hell it was it was.
Speaker 1: It was Malone and Stockton, Stockton and Malone. Don't you
Speaker 1: forget it? Well, I know that is right, John, It's me.
Speaker 1: I'm call but don't I'm just a Southern truck driver.
Speaker 1: Nothing mol nothing less. I wouldn't. I wouldn't think anything
Speaker 1: less of you, that's for sure. I think the world
Speaker 1: love you, Carl. And and you know, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: gonna ask Lex if he remembers working with you in
Speaker 1: the wuc W.
Speaker 2: Oh. Yes, we did the wrestling with the mister Daly Page.
Speaker 2: That was a good time. John, me and Larry and
Speaker 2: we worshiped back then. But he wasn't really walking with
Speaker 2: the Lord like I was. And the Lord was a
Speaker 2: seventh grader by the way.
Speaker 1: Oh good, Yeah, Well, Carl I mean, look, at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, you can't walk with the Lord
Speaker 1: if your legs.
Speaker 2: Workizy, what you did there gave you're funny. I like
Speaker 2: you guys, show you got good jokes. You know you
Speaker 2: gotta laugh at yourself, don't you when your legs and
Speaker 2: your dick don't really work? Yeah? You do? I mean,
Speaker 2: what else is there? If you don't laugh, you'll cry?
Speaker 2: Right lare? Hey, did you hear they're gonna maybe not
Speaker 2: the next one, but the next Saturday night's main event.
Speaker 2: They're gonna try to do me and Kevin Nash in
Speaker 2: the ring?
Speaker 1: Now, I didn't hear that.
Speaker 2: There was a big idea. I got some traction a
Speaker 2: few years back, apparently from some LAPS fan cameo thing
Speaker 2: or something, and Dick Eversall's on board.
Speaker 1: Now, well, that's wonderful to hear.
Speaker 2: That's why Dall he's getting my legs working.
Speaker 1: I hope it works out for you, I really do.
Speaker 2: Hey, did they say Benoir?
Speaker 1: They sure did?
Speaker 2: That was that was?
Speaker 1: I believe that was the late David Benoah with a layup.
Speaker 2: There for Oh boy, you know he killed his wife
Speaker 2: and his kid, Gabe.
Speaker 1: It's not funny allegedly. I don't know that anything's been
Speaker 1: proven that that's the case. You know, it could very
Speaker 1: well be they died in natural causes. And then he
Speaker 1: killed himself.
Speaker 2: I mean he hung himself with a weight machine.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, yeah, sure did. I mean I would be
Speaker 1: just strong enough to kill myself if I walked in
Speaker 1: on my wife and my kid dead.
Speaker 2: That's a great eight point. I mean, you're probably not
Speaker 2: gonna go put Phil Burk's over for the e c
Speaker 2: W title after that. You know.
Speaker 1: I was at Hooters that night of that pay per view.
Speaker 1: We went to Hooters in Maryllville.
Speaker 2: Uh, to to to watch the.
Speaker 1: Payview that night, and we were very very h Maryllville, Indiana,
Speaker 1: northwest to the northwest of the state of Indiana.
Speaker 2: I never heard that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we me and me and Andy, my buddy Andy,
Speaker 1: uh and I think Jake stayed home that night, but
Speaker 1: we ended up in h in Maryville to watch the game.
Speaker 2: Watched the pay per view Champions Champions. I see what
Speaker 2: you did.
Speaker 1: There was a little a little long ago for that.
Speaker 1: I don't think that ad campaign had begun yet, thank you. Yeah, uh,
Speaker 1: but yeah, we ended up there and we were very
Speaker 1: confused as to why Johnny Johnny whatever he was going
Speaker 1: by at that time, was filling in and then he won,
Speaker 1: which was even a stranger.
Speaker 2: That guy did a lot of flips, Gabe, he did,
Speaker 2: he did indeed, Starship Pain. What do you think about that?
Speaker 2: Huh what do you mean? Well, that's the name of
Speaker 2: his finisher, Starship Pain. Who's finisher Johnny Johnny what's his name? Oh? Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: John Morrison. I think that's what you're trying to get to.
Speaker 2: But you know you didn't remember because your brain don't
Speaker 2: work so well no more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably true. I am forty one.
Speaker 2: So bad things happened when I was forty one. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: How old were you when when you killed Liz? Oh
Speaker 2: it is a similar situation to Chris. I walked in
Speaker 2: and she was dead. Then they cops showed up and
Speaker 2: they said, oh, you must have racked her, and I
Speaker 2: was like ah, and then they took me away. Yeah,
Speaker 2: of course, and I was. You know, I racked so
Speaker 2: many big guys over the years, Gabe. I had to
Speaker 2: take the pain killers for my back, and yeah, I
Speaker 2: think Liz fell in a lot of them win in
Speaker 2: her mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean yeah, that that makes sense. That
Speaker 1: makes sense, I thought so, just so everybody knows, I
Speaker 1: did a little bit of reconnaissance here. Robert Horry is
Speaker 1: seventh on the list of players with the most championships
Speaker 1: in the history of the of the National Basketball Association.
Speaker 2: He has seven.
Speaker 1: Championships, two with Houston, three with LA and two with
Speaker 1: San Antonio. And he is the only player in the
Speaker 1: top eight that is not was not part of the
Speaker 1: those Boston Celtics championship teams in the late fifties and
Speaker 1: early sixties.
Speaker 2: You know, I won the world title from Terry back
Speaker 2: in ninety seven, You did?
Speaker 1: You know what, Lex? It was one of the more
Speaker 1: exciting nights of my wrestling fandom.
Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, I believe that happened in
Speaker 2: your neck of the woods, didn't it, Gabe? Was it
Speaker 2: in Chicago or was it Indianapolis? In Michigan? Aren't you
Speaker 2: in Michigan Palace?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm in Michigan. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, look at that. That's crazy. Oh the
Speaker 2: Jazz are busted Thude around too. Did you see that
Speaker 2: that he went through the thing? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Got Clyde Drexler on the Houston Rockets now, which is
Speaker 1: just so strange to see.
Speaker 2: Do you know they might somebody, some guy with a
Speaker 2: dirty sense of humor might say, Clyde, the astro glide.
Speaker 2: Astroglide is a lubricant for sexual activity, right in for
Speaker 2: stuck wheels.
Speaker 1: Oh you use an astra glide on the wheelchair? Oh okay,
Speaker 1: you fall down?
Speaker 2: Nah?
Speaker 1: No, I'm fine, okay, good, good, good, lad boy.
Speaker 2: Look at that one hundred and forty points to one
Speaker 2: twenty six. That's a lot of points in the Gabe
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: That's a high scoring game.
Speaker 2: Are you glad I'm here, Gabe? Am I helping you out?
Speaker 2: Am I helping carry the load?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Honestly, I really would wish you would die immediately so
Speaker 1: I can get Blake back. This is uh frustrating, and
Speaker 1: I am not enthusiastic about the premise of what we're
Speaker 1: doing here, not in the slightest pisses me off a
Speaker 1: little bit from me, and honest.
Speaker 2: Oh god, ah mo, I'm coming b I guess I
Speaker 2: could sit here and bridge the gap between Blake and
Speaker 2: mister Larry Fole for you, Gabe. This truck driving Carl.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad. I am so glad you're back, Carl.
Speaker 1: How long has it been since we had a conversation.
Speaker 2: I think it was about three minutes ago. John, No, No,
Speaker 2: I mean since you know, before this, before today. Oh,
Speaker 2: I don't know. You get some it's something, John, I
Speaker 2: don't know what you're trying to say to me. What happened, Carl?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: Is there something wrong?
Speaker 1: Did you? Don't tell me you did this. Don't tell
Speaker 1: me you did it. Don't tell me you did it.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me you went and got that jab. You're
Speaker 1: acting like you got the jab?
Speaker 2: Carl?
Speaker 1: Do you get the jab?
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're say And I'm just driving
Speaker 2: a truck. I got my bluetoothed in and I'm taking
Speaker 2: a shower in a sink somewhere that I shouldn't.
Speaker 1: Be all right. As long as you're okay, Carl, That's
Speaker 1: all I care about.
Speaker 2: I don't believe in jabs. I believe in hooks and
Speaker 2: up of cuts. I'm funny too.
Speaker 1: It's a boxing joke from Karl Malone on the whole
Speaker 1: ball game.
Speaker 2: Hey, what's up, Gizzle? How you doing?
Speaker 1: Oh Blake, you made it. This is wonderful news. You
Speaker 1: know you sent Lex and he uh boy, oh boy,
Speaker 1: he's like talking to a brick wall. Not a lot
Speaker 1: getting through there, and everything's a joke about his dick networking.
Speaker 2: Hyeah, he hasn't the same since my died.
Speaker 1: Yeah, been a bit of a one trick pony these days. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: he's in a chair, for God's sake.
Speaker 2: So what do you want from him?
Speaker 1: Anything? Anything at all? As a matter of fact, anything
Speaker 1: would have been great. I mean, he loves his Lord,
Speaker 1: he does.
Speaker 2: He's funny, he has jokes, he does.
Speaker 1: He certainly does have a sense of humor about his disability.
Speaker 1: At least there's that.
Speaker 2: I mean, he seemed to know. I thought his little
Speaker 2: shtick about doing the job and not champions for Ben
Speaker 2: Wills pretty decent. I mean, I know, though, it was
Speaker 2: pretty good. I've been walking down the stairs I heard it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, okay, I don't think it's Lex's fault. That
Speaker 2: sure is salty s.
Speaker 1: It certainly is not Lex's fault. It is, it is not.
Speaker 1: I can assure you of that.
Speaker 2: I mean, let's bet this has he not been blamed
Speaker 2: for enough justice for leagues?
Speaker 1: Now, who's this guy? Who's this guy that just walked in?
Speaker 1: I don't understand you want to wrestling a six hat.
Speaker 1: I don't you know, what is it with all the wrestling.
Speaker 1: I thought we were playing basketball here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you wouldn't like wrestling much, would you, John.
Speaker 1: Look, I don't like any any sport where it's mandatory
Speaker 1: for for some sort of needle to go somewhere. It
Speaker 1: shouldn't go.
Speaker 2: What do you got that phobia about needles or shots
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's not a phobia.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no.
Speaker 1: No, it's a it's a it's a's that of facts
Speaker 1: and realities that that that I live within me and
Speaker 1: the people who are have some sort of knowledge of
Speaker 1: this sort of thing. You know, they do the research
Speaker 1: and you know, and and I don't believe. I don't
Speaker 1: believe that it's good for for an athlete to to
Speaker 1: take a job. That's all right, athlete or not, especially
Speaker 1: a boxer. What's that got to do with anything?
Speaker 2: Well? Jab, you could take a jab and lose the match.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a boxing joke. You took that from Carl.
Speaker 1: I heard Carl make a joke earlier like that.
Speaker 2: I deal with a lot of truck drivers, so you
Speaker 2: know you're gonna hear some of the commonalities there. Hey,
Speaker 2: there's Chuckie Brown. I forgot about him.
Speaker 1: Chuckie Brown is a great NBA basketball player name, if
Speaker 1: I do say so myself.
Speaker 2: Look, that's a great Uh, that's a great eighties nineties name.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it is I Chucky.
Speaker 1: I don't know why it reminds me of it, But
Speaker 1: there was this kid was a year older than me
Speaker 1: that I always made fun of and always made me
Speaker 1: feel like more important because he's a great above you know, sure, yea,
Speaker 1: so anybody you know, until he's already that cachet that's
Speaker 1: that's built in his name was Charles Sample and Charles.
Speaker 2: A child named Charles Sample. He's sure he wasn't. A
Speaker 2: sixty year old insurance salesman just trying to wind down
Speaker 2: the retirement. Carl Malone at the free throw line, shooting
Speaker 2: two here saying a prayer?
Speaker 1: Is that what that was?
Speaker 2: I don't know he said something. I just jogged my memory,
Speaker 2: though I remember he always used to fucking say something.
Speaker 2: I feel like they would read his lips. Here. Look
Speaker 2: at that hair? How gross is it? It's not great
Speaker 2: because I weigh a hat when I'm driving my truck.
Speaker 1: That makes sense, makes good sense.
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, But Charles Sample always uh would have a buzz cut.
Speaker 1: And I don't know why I started doing this Kenny
Speaker 1: Smith's for three the Jet. Yeah, Uh, I always don't
Speaker 1: talk about you don't talk about mister peanut.
Speaker 2: God damn, I'm gonna say, there's a lot of dudes
Speaker 2: look like mister peanut back in this time frame. Uh.
Speaker 2: I would. I would call Charles uh.
Speaker 1: Uh fuzzy wuzzy because we because he didn't have any hair,
Speaker 1: and I would just say the nursery rhyme to him
Speaker 1: at every chance I got, and he got so angry
Speaker 1: every fucking time, so angry. Fuzzy was he was a bear?
Speaker 1: Fuzzy was he had no hair? Fuzzy was He wasn't
Speaker 1: fuzzy was he? Oh man, the anger just absolute, just vitriol.
Speaker 1: He hated me so much because I did that, and he,
Speaker 1: you know, he probably could have beat me up. Most
Speaker 1: people could have beat me up because I was a lover,
Speaker 1: not a fighter.
Speaker 2: You understands this massive man that can't fight exactly correct.
Speaker 1: So uh yeah, that's that's all I got. And for
Speaker 1: some reason, Chucky Brown's name reminded me of that. We're
Speaker 1: getting like live feed of the stadium during commercials here
Speaker 1: on this and so we're getting a little bit of
Speaker 1: like the announcers in the background cross chatting between between
Speaker 1: commercials here and some of the cheerleaders too. It's really
Speaker 1: that we heard them the first time when we were
Speaker 1: when Larry was here, God bless him. Uh thanks. I'm
Speaker 1: still here talking to the corner, talking back and forth
Speaker 1: with Hannah Storm. Don't know where this comes from, but
Speaker 1: it looks like it might be Oklahoma, a Rapahoe County.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. YEA tornado watch storm warning from wherever
Speaker 1: this comes from.
Speaker 2: Storm center for in the National Weather Service, a severe
Speaker 2: thunderstorm warning in effect for the following counties. Adams are, Rappa, Hoe,
Speaker 2: and Weld tornado watches an effect for Oh, tornado watch
Speaker 2: all right, yep, Back and Bent are in there.
Speaker 1: Uh huh to four hankering down on a Saturday afternoon,
Speaker 1: Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, I I think it's yeah, it wasn't this
Speaker 2: day because I remember it specifically being at nighttime. It
Speaker 2: could have been in ninety four, it could have been
Speaker 2: the year before, but it might have been the Choke
Speaker 2: game actually, because I remember it's a very prominent game.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a goddamn what's that dude's name? Is that Jeff? No,
Speaker 2: that's not Jeff alone. That guy's got a face though.
Speaker 2: The Choke game, and there was like fucking tornadoes in
Speaker 2: the air, and I remember being furious because I had
Speaker 2: to leave because we lived in a fucking trailer. Dude,
Speaker 2: like we you know, you get a tornado, you gotta
Speaker 2: go to the goddamn storm shelters thing. And I was
Speaker 2: so fucking pissed because I didn't want to miss the
Speaker 2: basketball game. And I remember arguing with my mom and
Speaker 2: telling her I wasn't going and ship Jeff Hornase.
Speaker 1: Here, he's got a face too, does he Does he
Speaker 1: do anything in basketball?
Speaker 2: Now? See a coach or anything? He looks he's got
Speaker 2: the face of a coach, Jeff horna check. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean he's got that white guy face, like Mark Price
Speaker 2: or Stockton or Craig Elo or Hey.
Speaker 1: I don't like to I don't like I don't like
Speaker 1: it when you act like like all us white boys
Speaker 1: look alike. It's not fair, you know.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: If anything, well, I'm not gonna even go there.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, sir, no, no, you're not gonna make a
Speaker 2: fool out of me. No, you're not I would like
Speaker 2: to get your take on something out of it.
Speaker 1: Oh, dear, here we go. I knew it was coming.
Speaker 2: And now well you in a word, you won back
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty two awards.
Speaker 1: I don't win awards I get.
Speaker 2: I get honored with things that I deserve.
Speaker 1: I don't. It's not I'm not awarded nothing. I earn
Speaker 1: everything I got.
Speaker 2: You were the dead Spin number ten in the Idiot
Speaker 2: of the Year rankings in two With that, I don't
Speaker 2: think that's even true. Well, there's a whole article. I'll
Speaker 2: read it to you here, all right.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I don't know if I'm gonna listen,
Speaker 1: but y'all you can go ahead. I'll maybe I will.
Speaker 1: You can probably listen.
Speaker 2: You could just sing a song in your head about okay.
Speaker 1: Oh ahead, Well go ahead, Blake.
Speaker 2: You want me to read it? Guy, I can see
Speaker 2: it from back here. I got good eyes. That's the
Speaker 2: only thing I got that works, though, No, I got
Speaker 2: it for a player. It was such a high IQ
Speaker 2: on the basketball court.
Speaker 1: See, this isn't so bad. I knew, I knew that
Speaker 1: we were gonna be this fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, take a drink. John Stockton's lack thereof when
Speaker 2: it comes to science, is simply astonishing. Stockton's public image
Speaker 2: took a hit with many in twenty twenty two for
Speaker 2: his vaccine idiocy, especially earlier in the year.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't like the way this is going.
Speaker 2: After coming out as an anti vaxer in twenty twenty one,
Speaker 2: Stockton continued to double down getting kicked out of a
Speaker 2: Gonzaga game for refusing to wear a mask in January.
Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you something there, Blake. I you know,
Speaker 1: the details of that are a little little sketchy, all right,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, absolutely, I know. I know I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna wear no mask because there's no such thing as.
Speaker 2: Everything's on camera in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: COVID's not real anyway. But my point is that is
Speaker 1: that there's no you know, there's no documentation anywhere that
Speaker 1: says that I was kicked out for not wearing a mask.
Speaker 2: No, sirree.
Speaker 1: They Gonzaga knows, they know they need my face present
Speaker 1: and accounted.
Speaker 2: For, because everybody knows this face. This kisser, shi'm I'm
Speaker 2: a very important human being and probably the greatest player
Speaker 2: in the history of Gonzaga basketball. If I do say
Speaker 2: soul myself, what about Adam Morrison. I've never heard of her.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you know what, maybe he's a it's a he,
Speaker 1: him or she. I don't know those pronouns. They're they're
Speaker 1: confusing to me. I gotta be honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, yeah, they only go over that like middle
Speaker 2: school English. Let's see here. After coming out as an
Speaker 2: anti vaxer in twenty twenty one, Stockton continued to double down,
Speaker 2: getting kicked out of the Gonzaga's game YEP, refusing to
Speaker 2: wear mask in January. Stockton's alma mater would go on
Speaker 2: to suspend his season tickets. So yeah, he really important
Speaker 2: need your face there, essentially barring him from attending games.
Speaker 2: Like many O, they're confused. American Stockton feels his hours
Speaker 2: of Internet research and sleuthing override actual science.
Speaker 1: And let me tell you you know what, No, look,
Speaker 1: please tell me. I've had several instances where people have
Speaker 1: come up to me in public and said, look, I
Speaker 1: got the JAB and a day and a half later,
Speaker 1: I was fighting for my life in the emergency room,
Speaker 1: try and trying to get through and breathe. And you know, so,
Speaker 1: who needs data? Who needs science? When you have that
Speaker 1: kind of that kind of spurious information from individuals you
Speaker 1: don't know or trust.
Speaker 2: Exactly, John dude, who needs data? That filthy fucking android
Speaker 2: from Star Trek and and Betty and Sidney got the
Speaker 2: JAB to dude and they're gone. We lost him.
Speaker 1: Who's got the jab? You know who else got the JAB?
Speaker 1: They're by the way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know problem dude, Jay Stizzle, You know.
Speaker 1: You know who else got the JAB?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Just about everybody who's died since twenty twenty, all of them,
Speaker 1: all of them.
Speaker 2: That's what they think anyway.
Speaker 1: Right, Maria, you think that's a coincidence, No, sir, everybody
Speaker 1: who's died that has had that job died because of
Speaker 1: the JAB. I mean, you just do that kind of
Speaker 1: data can't be denied.
Speaker 2: You know, if we all should have did what we
Speaker 2: should have done, then you would actually be correct, because
Speaker 2: we all would have gotten the vaccine, and then everybody
Speaker 2: that died from that point on just you know, they
Speaker 2: would have had it, but they would have died anyway
Speaker 2: because they died from something else. You know.
Speaker 1: Well, you're making your point for my point for me
Speaker 1: here as far as I'm concerned, Well, absolutely, Page Blake,
Speaker 1: I'm really happy about that.
Speaker 2: The problem is you don't understand. We aren't see that's
Speaker 2: the difference.
Speaker 1: What do you mean understand?
Speaker 2: There's no through line on this program about understanding. There's
Speaker 2: no what you're talking about, there's no under goddamn right,
Speaker 2: there's no understanding. There's no understanding because we fucking lost
Speaker 2: Greg Gumbel, and there he is.
Speaker 1: You know what, he got the jab?
Speaker 2: Do you know that? Are you saying things again? Gotta assume,
Speaker 2: gotta assume that's the case. Can I get through your article? Please? Okay?
Speaker 2: Like many other confused Americans, Stockton feel yep, I read that,
Speaker 2: who've been on the sleuthing override, actual science and trained
Speaker 2: medical professionals who have been on the frontline battling COVID
Speaker 2: for nearly three years. One of the craziest, more outlandish
Speaker 2: things to leave Stockton's lips this year was his rant
Speaker 2: in The Spokesman Review. During this interview, Stockton claims athletes
Speaker 2: are dropping dead during games.
Speaker 1: It's just didn't, right, Blake, dropping like flies?
Speaker 2: Uh huh, yeah, due to COVID after being vaccinated.
Speaker 1: Well it's not. It's not COVID. They're not dying of COVID.
Speaker 1: They're dying a vaccination. They're dying on the job. The
Speaker 1: job is killing them, is what's happening.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's the quote you got, John. I think it's
Speaker 2: highly recorded. Now there's one hundred and fifty I believe
Speaker 2: now it's over one hundred professional athletes dead.
Speaker 1: I mean at least one hundred professional athletes dead. I
Speaker 1: think it's a closer to one hundred and fifty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's your point, what's your I don't understand what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is what I said.
Speaker 2: It's either this or it's this fifty more. You know,
Speaker 2: it's over one hundred professional athletes dead. Professional athletes the
Speaker 2: I'm in their life, dropping dead that are vaccinated, right
Speaker 2: on the pitch, right on the field, right on the court.
Speaker 2: And look, look, Blake.
Speaker 1: You know, there's what good are we doing as a
Speaker 1: society if we're not protecting our athletes. You know, you've
Speaker 1: got guys running up and down the court or or
Speaker 1: the pitch, you know, if it's soccer, or you know,
Speaker 1: on the ball field, or you know, on the race track,
Speaker 1: you know, falling off their fucking horses, and.
Speaker 2: What good.
Speaker 1: You know they're doing a shuttle run and running suicides
Speaker 1: and doing their and then they're just dropping dead. These
Speaker 1: are nineteen year old boys perfectly healthy, not over exerting
Speaker 1: themselves at all in a three or four hour practice,
Speaker 1: no surree, not not a problem at all.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Take it for me. I've been doing it for fifty
Speaker 1: years and I'm just fine. You know why, because I
Speaker 1: didn't get no damn jab right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now that adds up, and you know, I mean,
Speaker 2: this sort of falls in line should really be surprising.
Speaker 2: But this level of idiocy should be quarantined and kept
Speaker 2: away from the general public with its nonsensical babbling. If
Speaker 2: that wasn't bad enough, Stockton then came to the defense
Speaker 2: of one of the January six rioters. The NBA's all
Speaker 2: time assists leader, typed up a letter in support of
Speaker 2: capital invader Janet Bueler. Of course, this pool doesn't think
Speaker 2: the other fools did anything wrong in storming the Capitol.
Speaker 2: They say, God takes care of babies and fools. There
Speaker 2: weren't babies out there as far as we know, but
Speaker 2: there's damn sure a bunch of fools who think this
Speaker 2: behavior was acceptable.
Speaker 1: You know, if you know the story of of of
Speaker 1: Janet Bueller, you would you'd be on the same page
Speaker 1: as me, you know, like no, Frankly, Oh yes, yes,
Speaker 1: like Frankly.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't have been there.
Speaker 1: That is our house.
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: That is our house. It is our house and we
Speaker 1: have rights there whether you like it or a.
Speaker 2: Don't listen to me, motherfucker. The house you're sitting in
Speaker 2: right now is not your house.
Speaker 1: This is Gabe's house.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: He invited me in for this program, you know, I
Speaker 1: I John, you gotta stop. Like this makes me so sad,
Speaker 1: Like the fact that I have been sheltered from this
Speaker 1: information about John Stockton for the last four years is fantastic,
Speaker 1: and it makes me very happy that that's the case, Like,
Speaker 1: because this is absolutely devastating to watch this man on
Speaker 1: this game or on any game and forever now, Yes,
Speaker 1: because like look, Jordan played his last game against the
Speaker 1: well his last Bulls game against these guys, yep.
Speaker 2: And.
Speaker 1: Like I always had this deep and abiding respect for
Speaker 1: Stockton and alone, right because like they just played the
Speaker 1: game and it was like they were so different the
Speaker 1: way they play, and they meshed so well, and it's
Speaker 1: like poetry in motion, right, like beautiful, and this is
Speaker 1: just like it's like it's like Hogan wearing a Maga
Speaker 1: powers T shirt and I'm not I'm not Stockton was
Speaker 1: not Hogan for me ever, of course, But there's like,
Speaker 1: you have this certain reverence for the people in your life,
Speaker 1: the the larger than life parts of your your fandoms
Speaker 1: and whatever arena it is when you're a kid. This
Speaker 1: is just it's just debilitating to hear out loud that
Speaker 1: this man is so goddamn fucking stupid holy shit, like
Speaker 1: I would I would be happy if someone decapitated him tomorrow. Like,
Speaker 1: what a fucking nightmare. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: He stood up.
Speaker 1: Twenty seven, twenty eight minutes and thirty eight seconds in
Speaker 1: the second quarter.
Speaker 2: I totally forgot Tom Chambers is on that fucking team. Hey,
Speaker 2: but what you just just waxed poetically on was the
Speaker 2: modern condition, my friend, finding that that we have no
Speaker 2: heroes left and they will all fucking disappoint you. And
Speaker 2: you know, I don't know. I don't know if I
Speaker 2: I suppose it's better now, I guess, but I don't
Speaker 2: know if people care to the I don't think people are.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think people are going to
Speaker 2: be caring about this ship like we do thirty years
Speaker 2: down the road from whatever they are.
Speaker 1: Now everything is so goddamn superficial. It's just self fleeting.
Speaker 2: Nothing's nothing's nothing leaves an imprint, you know, And I
Speaker 2: see that even you know, in the kids' day and stuff.
Speaker 2: It's just it's on the one thing and I don't know,
Speaker 2: there's no there's no connection to the it's the way
Speaker 2: the mind, Like the mind had to connect to the reality,
Speaker 2: and and you had to connect to other minds and
Speaker 2: like it all was in balance and calibrated, and and now.
Speaker 5: It's damn like this the whole part of the ingredient
Speaker 5: where like you have to process it in your fucking
Speaker 5: in your brain and like.
Speaker 2: Internalize it and then put it back out in the world.
Speaker 2: It's fucking gone. Everyone had one shared reality. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: we were.
Speaker 1: Watching this on Sunday, May seventh, nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 2: Or we knew it was going on, and we knew.
Speaker 1: I'm getting fucking goosebumps because of what I was about
Speaker 1: to say. We knew who was who was going to
Speaker 1: do the Super Bowl halftime show. You didn't get surprised
Speaker 1: with the fact that it's Kendrick Lamar and you go, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've heard of that guy, but who fucking cares right,
Speaker 1: like things mattered, there was one central reality for everyone.
Speaker 1: Now everyone has their own fucking reality that they live
Speaker 1: in on a daily basis because everything is algorithm directly
Speaker 1: to your brain. Fucking this TikTok ship right, like, it's
Speaker 1: back already. It was going for twelve hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's back.
Speaker 1: Already, and now we can we can. Yeah, we can
Speaker 1: jump right back into our own personal reality and not
Speaker 1: have to worry about the rest.
Speaker 2: Hey to the TikTok you don't stop?
Speaker 1: What to the boogie and up jump the boogie with
Speaker 1: the boogie and the boogie to be.
Speaker 2: That's right, you know, I uh yeah, Like, look, we're
Speaker 2: creating our own fucking reality here for God's sakes, Like.
Speaker 1: We are, and we're part of the problem, but guess what,
Speaker 1: we're also the fucking solution.
Speaker 2: It's the end and the Yang brother, That's what we've
Speaker 2: been talking about. Dude. You can't have the end without
Speaker 2: the Yang. You see Gizzle you know Jay Stizzle that
Speaker 2: sounds like Jay six is from Ghizzle. We just discovered
Speaker 2: this hop.
Speaker 1: Up best part of my day by the way, Uh huh.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, like you fucking electrified me, Like that's
Speaker 1: it's just fucking I found out today that.
Speaker 2: Hmm.
Speaker 1: The thing I used to get most excited about about
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl because I never I think I was two.
Speaker 1: Was I two when the Bears are in the Super Bowl?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, no, and then the one and then
Speaker 1: of course the Colt the Colts Bears Super Bowl as well.
Speaker 1: When I was living in Memphis, the Colts and the Bears.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, that's right. Rex is our quarterback. But none
Speaker 1: of it ever mattered to me except for like the
Speaker 1: commercials and halftime show because I didn't really care about
Speaker 1: the other teams in the league. I cared about my team. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And now it's like the things that should matter don't
Speaker 1: matter anymore because it's all the fucking same. I mean, likenize, buddy, homogenize,
Speaker 1: great word for it, perfect, and that's just it right. Yes,
Speaker 1: it is homogenized. But at the same time, it's all individual,
Speaker 1: which means that nothing matters to more than one person.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: We're just trying to to take this specialness out of
Speaker 2: humans and make us all fucking cogs in a machine,
Speaker 2: you know, and you need some sort of individuality and
Speaker 2: that to lead whatever kind of change or innovation or
Speaker 2: another fucking peanut.
Speaker 1: Sam Cell looks like and Sam Cassell looks like a
Speaker 1: fucking alien. God damn, it's so goddamn big and gets
Speaker 1: real skinny at the chin. He looks like a fucking alien,
Speaker 1: like a gray but brown, you know.
Speaker 2: Speaking of these assholes, Karl Malone's got the head of
Speaker 2: hair he fucking deserves. It looks like so good for him. Hey,
Speaker 2: I don't like it when you talk about my boy
Speaker 2: Carl like that.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, Uh, I know he's not a he's
Speaker 1: not the type to get the vaccine. He's a truck driver.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right there, John, But I do have a
Speaker 2: little story about your boy Carl. Would you like to
Speaker 2: hear it? I?
Speaker 1: You know what, nothing would make me happier. I love
Speaker 1: Karl Malone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are two peas in a pod.
Speaker 1: That's right, two pieces of podcast. Alright, something soon to
Speaker 1: a podcast near you?
Speaker 2: No, Jesus Christ, Now.
Speaker 1: Two pieces in a podcast.
Speaker 2: She'll be out here in a few months. Maybe we
Speaker 2: can get her on a show. I would love it.
Speaker 2: I'd love it.
Speaker 1: But I'll fly back down you wonderful. We'll do it live.
Speaker 2: Brother? Are you trying to sleep with my mom? Dude?
Speaker 1: Who says I didn't last time.
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, all right, so this could apply to
Speaker 2: Gabe to the title, Karl Malone proves once again why
Speaker 2: he is a piece of shit. Oh God, damn it.
Speaker 2: If you're a fan of NBA, great, this is by
Speaker 2: the way, this is like some this is a blog
Speaker 2: or whatever. But I've read everything in here to be
Speaker 2: true in other places, so I'm fine with it. Great.
Speaker 2: If you're a fan of NBA, great, Karl Malone, you
Speaker 2: might change your mind when you start reading this column.
Speaker 2: If you've never heard of Buffalo Bill's rookie offensive tackle
Speaker 2: Demetrius Bell, you'll be rooting for him when I tell
Speaker 2: you his story. Are you familiar with this? No, oh boy,
Speaker 2: you're insulated. I'm fucking like I'm not in touch and
Speaker 2: I even know this. Belle was a seventh round draft
Speaker 2: pick and two year starter at Northwestern State, the same
Speaker 2: Louisiana school that produced cornerback Terrence McGee. Belle is the
Speaker 2: son of Malone, but the Maleman had no role in
Speaker 2: Belle's success except passing along athletic genes. Sure. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: two have had very little contact during Bell's life. His mother,
Speaker 2: Gloria Bell, reportedly was only thirteen years old and Malone
Speaker 2: a college sophomore at Louisiana Tech. When Demetrius was born.
Speaker 2: Malone might have served jail time had her family asked
Speaker 2: the district attorney to file charges. So he's about twenty then,
Speaker 2: at least nineteen twenty. She was thirteen thirteen, the youngest
Speaker 2: at the oldest thirteen, Yeah, probably, though the math says
Speaker 2: she was probably twelve. Yeah, probably, you know that's plausible.
Speaker 2: I suppose. I don't know. I don't know that matter.
Speaker 1: What's this guy's Demetrius Bell?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah. He went on to think, I have a
Speaker 2: pretty This is written in two thousand and eight, so
Speaker 2: he went, you know, he's probably he might not even
Speaker 2: be playing anymore. But Bell didn't even know Malone was
Speaker 2: his father until after graduating from high school. When they
Speaker 2: finally met, Malone told the eighteen year old Bell it
Speaker 2: was too late to be his father and that Belle
Speaker 2: would have to earn his money on his own. Got that, Huh?
Speaker 2: How do you feel about will Kizzle milizzle Jesus Christ?
Speaker 2: I'll continue In a nineteen ninety eight story in The
Speaker 2: Salt Lake, I love how they put Utah on quotes
Speaker 2: tribute Gloria Bell said, Demetrius is a shame that his
Speaker 2: dad doesn't claim him, But I've told him that it's
Speaker 2: not his fault. Yeah, it's like me is all the rape. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Malone also fathered twins while in high school. One of
Speaker 2: them is Wnba Star chryl Ford. It took years to
Speaker 2: claim the twins, and now he and his wife Kay
Speaker 2: fully accept them as part of their family. But what
Speaker 2: about Demetrius? Doesn't he deserve the same measure of love
Speaker 2: and recognition? And then the person writing this says, I
Speaker 2: can certainly relate to Bell's experience. I didn't meet my
Speaker 2: father until after my fortieth birthday. Our separation was under
Speaker 2: different circumstances, but I can imagine how difficult it must
Speaker 2: have been for Bell not having a connection with a
Speaker 2: man partly responsible for his existence. At least my father
Speaker 2: and I have a relationship now. As a first time father,
Speaker 2: I can't understand how any man could turn his back
Speaker 2: on his own blood. There's a word for them, and
Speaker 2: its appropriate deadbeat. Fortunately for Malone or sorry, fortunately for Bell,
Speaker 2: he's doing just fine without Malone. Bell has clearly moved
Speaker 2: on with his life. All of that's behind me, right, now,
Speaker 2: Bell said during a conference call on Sunday, I feel good.
Speaker 2: I made it this far. Nothing against him, but I
Speaker 2: feel good at this time. If he would have been there,
Speaker 2: yeah it would have been good. But if not, it's
Speaker 2: even better. Everything is a plus right now. Bell has
Speaker 2: come a long way as a football player in a
Speaker 2: short time. His high school didn't have a football team,
Speaker 2: so he focused on basketball and was good enough to
Speaker 2: get a scholarship to Northwest State. He played in eighty
Speaker 2: eight games with six starts, and was one of four
Speaker 2: D one athletes to play basketball and football last season.
Speaker 2: Bell didn't play offensive tackle until three weeks before the
Speaker 2: two thousand and six season opener at Kansas. This was
Speaker 2: the first of his twenty two consecutive starts over the
Speaker 2: last two years. Whether Bell will stick with the Bills
Speaker 2: remains to be seen. Seventh round picks or long shots
Speaker 2: on a preseason roster, but a player if his athletic
Speaker 2: ability deserves a good look. I still got room for everything,
Speaker 2: Bell said. I think my strongest part is past blocking,
Speaker 2: but I'm getting stronger by the moment. That's a plus
Speaker 2: on my stopping the bull rush. Run blocking is always
Speaker 2: getting better, and I'm adding bulk and getting stronger technique wise,
Speaker 2: it's all about coach teaching me is technique or what
Speaker 2: technique he wants. I think it's all on the upside.
Speaker 2: Here's hoping to Bell.
Speaker 1: Two technicals right here in the last like five seconds,
Speaker 1: like hey, and for actually three three techs in the
Speaker 1: last like twenty five seconds of the game. The Utah
Speaker 1: team they are getting chippy with the refs and it
Speaker 1: is a nightmare out there, like it's Horniss gonna have
Speaker 1: a fucking aneurysm. It's it's crazy, and it's mostly the
Speaker 1: white kids.
Speaker 2: But HORNI sec Stockton, Tom Chambers, Adam Keith, Like look
Speaker 2: at all these men like this, this only happens in Utah, Okay,
Speaker 2: Like it's it's fucking weird. And it continues like it's
Speaker 2: not not a coincidence. You know, it's amazing that fucking
Speaker 2: Carl got along there. Tells you what kind of a
Speaker 2: ship bag he is. It got it all becomes clear,
Speaker 2: doesn't it. Christ So here's the last paragraph. Here's hoping
Speaker 2: Bell has a long and prosperous NFL career. He may
Speaker 2: not be as ever as great as sport as balloone
Speaker 2: wasn't his, but Bell has already surpassed his father as
Speaker 2: a man. And then it says, God don't like ugly,
Speaker 2: which is why his ass never won a championship. And
Speaker 2: then this reminded me because I forgot all about this.
Speaker 2: And then it says after his fear of contracting aids
Speaker 2: from Magic back in the nineties, I was done with
Speaker 2: this asshole. I remember that too now. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: bar Ol Malone was the biggest guy that was the
Speaker 2: afraid of getting aids from Magic. And then fucking Isaiah
Speaker 2: Thomas had to kiss him on the cheek to prove
Speaker 2: it was fine. That sounds like a fine patriot to me. Blake.
Speaker 2: I'm driving my truck in the South, that's all. I'm
Speaker 2: calm alone, Southern Louisiana truck driver, father, basketball player, Hall
Speaker 2: of Famer, professional wrestler. Oh, how you feeling pale? This
Speaker 2: is why I tried to give you Larry okay, and
Speaker 2: you wouldn't take it. I knew you couldn't handle this shit.
Speaker 2: And now you're hurting. Tell the people what you're feeling.
Speaker 1: I mean, we've covered It's just more of the same, right,
Speaker 1: It's it's you're not the same. You're not supposed to Uh,
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to have. You're not supposed to have heroes.
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to It's clear, it's certainly not beyond childhood,
Speaker 1: like you're not you're not supposed to have. Maybe you're
Speaker 1: just not supposed to have archetypes, you're not supposed to
Speaker 1: have hold anything anything in esteem after a certain age
Speaker 1: because we're all far too human for any of it
Speaker 1: to hold up.
Speaker 2: Kind of like maybe we're all prisoners in a fucking
Speaker 2: jail and and we're all just an alien jail. Let
Speaker 2: me lay this out for you, because we've discussed this
Speaker 2: a little. That's that's what our lifetimes are, ghizzle. The
Speaker 2: the the worst thing you did, and wherever the fuck
Speaker 2: we came from, the longer you're here. So that's why
Speaker 2: the oldest people are the biggest fucking assholes. They've done
Speaker 2: the worst ship and then the lesser crime you committed.
Speaker 2: That you know, sooner you die, the good die young,
Speaker 2: and off.
Speaker 1: They go back to live their real lives.
Speaker 2: If they choose, If they choose to turn around, Remember, yeah,
Speaker 2: if you go into the light, you get sucked back
Speaker 2: in the cycle and spit back out into the ship.
Speaker 2: God knows what the next life would look like who
Speaker 2: knows how many times we've done it.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, the Mormons were in Utah, so that
Speaker 1: the Mormons. Yep, technically the Mormons believe that I don't
Speaker 1: have any garments, you understand. I always believe that we
Speaker 1: all uh mingled together with God in the pre existence
Speaker 1: and uh, and so that's that's uh, that's why we
Speaker 1: uh when you get that feeling like you're you're out
Speaker 1: and about and you see somebody's face and you've got
Speaker 1: to feel like I know that person because you did it,
Speaker 1: because you did know that person. I feel like this
Speaker 1: guy like Bob Costas, like I feel like I know
Speaker 1: Bob Costas. It's because I do know Bob Costas. We
Speaker 1: were good pals in the pre existence.
Speaker 2: It's just because he's a sleazy guy, and you know
Speaker 2: a lot of sleazy guys. That's it.
Speaker 1: See what had happened was Jesus Christ. Julie is serving
Speaker 1: in Peter Vessi on the halftime show, coming.
Speaker 2: Up like this triple headed monster had leap for doing winnington.
Speaker 1: I believe somebody says something on the broadcast later of
Speaker 1: the Bulls game him that that Phil Jackson has has
Speaker 1: has I don't remember what you will get to it.
Speaker 1: Lots of centers.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, okay, there you go, Colorado's news channel. Hey,
Speaker 2: it's just next door, man, I could be there in
Speaker 2: five hours. Really, you're there. You see.
Speaker 1: I thought I was better at geography than this, I guess. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're in camp.
Speaker 2: Yeah the glad.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, by the way, just to keep you updated,
Speaker 1: we've been off on a tangent for a minute. Thirty
Speaker 1: nine to thirty Houston here, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Important things to talk. Very little basketball because now we
Speaker 2: got four real yeah, David bin Waugh.
Speaker 1: Second quarter here, Uh, two minutes and fifty seconds left
Speaker 1: until halftime.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, I just made that connection. Day had been one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, holy fuck. Well I realized when I saw Benuana,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, that's David Benoa. This
Speaker 1: is a perfect, perfect connection.
Speaker 2: My god, Well gave me understand.
Speaker 1: You see, had had Chris ben Wan not taken that jab,
Speaker 1: he he wouldn't have He wouldn't have done those terrible
Speaker 1: things to that family. He wouldn't have killed his kid,
Speaker 1: he wouldn't have killed his wife, he wouldn't have killed himself.
Speaker 1: It's all that coronavirus vaccine. That he took back in
Speaker 1: two thousand and whenever the fuck it was seven eight
Speaker 1: nine whatever. Not good, not good, and we should have
Speaker 1: known early on that it wasn't good. But we weren't
Speaker 1: looking at the data. We were just we were just
Speaker 1: thinking about ourselves and not about the kids, not about
Speaker 1: these athletes that are dropping dead dropping like flies falling
Speaker 1: off horses. Like we talked about fucking kids.
Speaker 2: Man, brother, what you pardon my friend.
Speaker 1: Sean upset about it. I can't help it, dude.
Speaker 2: You can't be fucking kids. Dude, No, I mean, hey,
Speaker 2: did somebody say something about fucking kids? I'm driving my truck.
Speaker 2: My Bluetooth's cutting in and out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Carl, there's a there's talk that, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: sex with twelve year olds is going to be legalized.
Speaker 2: Where are they gonna do that? I might drive my truck.
Speaker 1: There, conveniently. It'll be in Louisiana first, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Goddamn swamp.
Speaker 2: Have you seen that Governor of Theirs or whatever that
Speaker 2: dipshit is? God, what a fucking he looks like a
Speaker 2: very like in androgen is vampire like Tom Hammond.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: It's the hair. I think in like the white face. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of pallor.
Speaker 1: To his his face, there's no question. Just demons coming
Speaker 1: out of New Orleans and Louisiana generally, unfortunately, God Karl
Speaker 1: Malone amongst them. Jesus Christ. Based on the the I
Speaker 1: couldn't find her birthday, but I found the kid. The
Speaker 1: kid was born in May.
Speaker 2: Are you still trying to figure out twelve or thirteen? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I don't know why it matters, but it does
Speaker 1: in my brain that teen at the end. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. God, God, damn it. Fucking Karl Malone, fucking
Speaker 1: twelve year olds man, Jesus Christ, Good God, Tag team
Speaker 1: and DP. I wonder if DDP tried to talk him
Speaker 1: down from fucking any more twelve year olds. I got
Speaker 1: ddp's phone number. Let's go call in the air.
Speaker 2: Can we call mister Daly Page. I'm calling him right now,
Speaker 2: calling Dallas. I'm calling Dallas right now, Jesus Christ, give
Speaker 2: it a shot. He's got the number. I've seen it.
Speaker 2: I haven't actually, Yeah, there it is, calling the accountability crib.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys reached three two three six four one two
Speaker 3: three zero. If you leave a message, I get back
Speaker 3: to you. As soon as I can. But it's always
Speaker 3: that it just texts me see you.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey Daly, it's uh uh uh can you give
Speaker 2: me a call back when you get a chance. It's
Speaker 2: a uh, just this number. I don't want to say
Speaker 2: it out loud, but if you can give me a
Speaker 2: text back, i'd be text is fine, thanks pal, We'll see.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's got to be a burner and
Speaker 1: like not a burner, but like it's got to be
Speaker 1: a secondary phone that he just gives out to people
Speaker 1: that he meets for shit, that's not important, right.
Speaker 2: He can't.
Speaker 1: He can't be just handing out numbers to people that
Speaker 1: the fat kid that said, Hey, I'm gonna try DDP
Speaker 1: yoga at some convention somewhere. Oh you know what, take
Speaker 1: my phone number, kid.
Speaker 2: He thinks he can make money off of you. Probably probably,
Speaker 2: Holy shit, do you see that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did hornsec with a giant three one second zero
Speaker 1: offensive foul. Oh my goodness, they're going to the line
Speaker 1: here five. It looks like it'll be a about five
Speaker 1: points before the.
Speaker 2: End of the.
Speaker 1: Half here and Hornet Sex headed to the line. God,
Speaker 1: I hate the fact that I dislike these these two
Speaker 1: men so much now it's very upsetting.
Speaker 2: Oh, you just got to get comfortable with it and
Speaker 2: realize you're a better man than them and look down
Speaker 2: upon them.
Speaker 1: Well, and that's it, right, it's getting out of that
Speaker 1: mindset of a child. Yeah, yep, holy shit, unbelievable. He
Speaker 1: Horny does it again. Beautiful buzzer beater there, and and uh,
Speaker 1: I think they cut the nine point lead down to three.
Speaker 2: Horn Tom Chambers both ex Phoenix suns.
Speaker 1: Less than a second and he got it off and
Speaker 1: in the in the basket. So we head to the
Speaker 1: half here in Utah and Bob Costas back at.
Speaker 2: H Q, back when three pointers mattered, yep, forty four
Speaker 2: forty two Utah. So yeah, there's a eleven point swing
Speaker 2: there in the last two minutes playoff basketball in ninety five, Gizzle.
Speaker 1: It mattered, you know, whether we like these assholes or not.
Speaker 1: I suppose doesn't matter. Well, you didn't know back then, exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the mindset of a child. It just and there's
Speaker 1: something about that. Well, well, and that's it.
Speaker 2: Couldn't right.
Speaker 1: We talk about that all the time. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't want to know.
Speaker 2: We should haul Cogan votes for no. I don't want
Speaker 2: to know John Stockton's opinion on vaccines.
Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you, game, it's very important that
Speaker 1: you don't get vaccinated. If you get vaccinated, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be in trouble. That's all I'm saying. I understand, John,
Speaker 1: Thank you, I understand. It comes from a good place.
Speaker 2: I think I got it twice, John, Am I gonna
Speaker 2: be okay two of them two?
Speaker 1: Hey, twice is better than six times. Okay, you know,
Speaker 1: I think there's I think there's six shots.
Speaker 2: Now really, but.
Speaker 1: But whatever, they're just boosters, like the flu shot, right,
Speaker 1: because it's just a new flu shot, that's all it is.
Speaker 1: Every year you're gonna have a different strain and you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to get protected against the new one. It's whatever.
Speaker 2: Hey, but I have to say this, Gabe. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: only got a flu shot one time my whole life,
Speaker 2: and I got sick that year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. I gotta I got a
Speaker 1: flu shot this year because of the heart. They gave
Speaker 1: it to me before I left the hospital. But they
Speaker 1: also gave me and I wish they had in the
Speaker 1: past because I get these these goofy fucking coughs and
Speaker 1: uh uh respiratory infections. Every year there's a new pneumonia vaccine. Now,
Speaker 1: oh really, yeah, and so I got that. They usually
Speaker 1: give it to old people. But I would have had
Speaker 1: one or two of the respiratory infections already and I
Speaker 1: haven't had one. So I mean, whatever it is, I
Speaker 1: don't know how they work, but I don't care either.
Speaker 2: Thanks Obama. Yeah, there it is perfect. Hey, here's that
Speaker 2: good looking.
Speaker 1: I'm headed to Thailand. I'm gonna be gone for twenty
Speaker 1: four hours, so we can't have a game tomorrow. We're
Speaker 1: gonna push it to Thursday. And you know, I'll just
Speaker 1: let the boys know. What's what. I got some pictures
Speaker 1: of myself at the massage parlor that I sent to
Speaker 1: Blake last night. He seemed to like those, so maybe
Speaker 1: I'll share him with the ball gamers and the Patreon
Speaker 1: be on the lookout for that. It's a it's a
Speaker 1: not artificially intelligent sort of picture stuff, but I know
Speaker 1: you'll appreciate it. It's me and there's a bunch of
Speaker 1: geishas around. It's something else. I'll tell you what, Larry,
Speaker 1: did you get a pedicure? Why you were there? I'm
Speaker 1: not a big fan of play playing my feet. I
Speaker 1: gotta be real honest about that. I like to play
Speaker 1: with feet, but mine. I don't appreciate getting touched. But
Speaker 1: you know that's how many do you need?
Speaker 2: Larry?
Speaker 1: As many as possible at any given time? If I'm
Speaker 1: being honest with.
Speaker 2: You, you know how many feats in an Oklahoma stampede?
Speaker 1: Oh God, at Jim Ross's here now, Jesus Christ, how many?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: Who the hell do you think you've been talking to? Gabe?
Speaker 2: Been asking about feet and pedicures? Who else get the
Speaker 2: foot pedicure in an Asian massage parlor? That you know?
Speaker 2: Some pervert down in Chattanooga.
Speaker 1: Maybe you know, I'm just realizing that he said his
Speaker 1: phone number out loud. So now our ball gamers have ddps.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I was going to say, and then I forgot.
Speaker 2: You're going to have to edit that out. Probably it's
Speaker 2: how you do that.
Speaker 1: I guess it depends on how many more ball gamers
Speaker 1: we get. I guess, hey, just consider that part of that.
Speaker 1: Just a value add on that nineteen dollars and ninety
Speaker 1: four cents everybody. I guess Dalli a call you tell him?
Speaker 1: Gabe said, Hi, I.
Speaker 2: Guess there's nothing technically, uh, you know whatever about it.
Speaker 2: So I suppose if you're if you're cool getting the
Speaker 2: heat from Dally dude, then I'll say fuck it.
Speaker 1: I love the fact that he has it's the first
Speaker 1: time I've called the number. I love the fact that
Speaker 1: it's him on the voicemail.
Speaker 2: It's insane that he said the number like that, Like,
Speaker 2: if you're gonna do that, you can just let it
Speaker 2: say that for you, like hit the auto with it,
Speaker 2: like and no, he picked the worst of all possible combinations.
Speaker 2: He does a personalized message where he says the phone number.
Speaker 2: Because he's a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: He's almost seventy years old. Please old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's old.
Speaker 1: He might be seventy.
Speaker 2: I think he is. I think he's over seventy.
Speaker 1: Fuck, let's see, I can't believe that.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure you could get us some dirt on
Speaker 2: doctor J To hate him even well, let's not do that.
Speaker 1: We hit enough of these assholes already, including Bill Walton.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I've always hated him.
Speaker 1: Why why is it that you don't like him?
Speaker 2: He's a smug asshole. Okay, he's such a fucking condescending prick.
Speaker 1: Sixty eight years old.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yep, I could have gone. I would have
Speaker 2: figured he was older and hogate.
Speaker 1: Hey, you want to know something interesting? Not really, I
Speaker 1: know a lot about timon Dallas Page. I mean Paige Falkenberg.
Speaker 1: His name is Page Falkenberg. Uh, he's been married three times.
Speaker 2: Oh there's Michael. Look at him. He's got that walkman,
Speaker 2: the CD Walkman. He's sold in with his fucking.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, yellow blazer. Holy shit, I bet you it's
Speaker 1: Golden Rod, that blazer. Beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 2: Listen to Montell Williams. This is how we do it.
Speaker 1: Here, Bob costas Uh talking about the multiple storylines in
Speaker 1: the Bulls game coming up.
Speaker 2: Luke Longlely mate from John Godde's is on the whole ball? Guy?
Speaker 2: Is this Luk or is it Butcher cousin?
Speaker 1: Luke Okay cousin Butcher's dad. I don't doubt my dad
Speaker 1: was Keith. But everybody called him Butch. Like nobody ever
Speaker 1: called my dad Keith. It was always Butcher Oakum.
Speaker 2: My best friend when I was like in elementary school,
Speaker 2: they called his dad Butch, and I believe his name
Speaker 2: was Woodrow. Nice. Nice.
Speaker 1: Mister Woodrow is my high school math teacher and my
Speaker 1: buddy Brian and nuffle up against because we all we
Speaker 1: we we figured his big secret was that he because
Speaker 1: he was a giant fucking nerd.
Speaker 2: Is that he.
Speaker 1: That my frozen? No fucking way, I'm not frozen, am I?
Speaker 1: God damn it, I'm back. Am I not back?
Speaker 2: Brother? Where you at? Dude? Yeah? A fuck frozen in time?
Speaker 1: You were talking? So it's fine.
Speaker 2: Where are you her video?
Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm here. I don't know I never went anywhere.
Speaker 1: You kept talking and I heard you. I don't know
Speaker 1: why you didn't hear me. It's bullshit.
Speaker 2: What's your time code? Dude? What's my tizs?
Speaker 1: I let's see what's your tiss I'm I never stopped.
Speaker 1: So we're at three eleven twenty twenty one, twenty two.
Speaker 1: Got Beef Winnington on the screen.
Speaker 2: For real. You know they're Attack Tea partners. Where are
Speaker 2: you at now?
Speaker 1: Three eleven, thirty two, thirty three, thirty four, thirty five,
Speaker 1: thirty six, thirty seven. Luke Longley on the screen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was a local McDonald sandwich in the shy Land
Speaker 1: area called the Beef Wennington Great, not even kidding.
Speaker 2: You know it's star k ninety Chris bin wand Beef
Speaker 2: Wellington were tag team really and the representatives from Canada
Speaker 2: for the padd O'Connor Memorial Cup. Yes, oh, I remember,
Speaker 2: I remember watching it.
Speaker 1: Yes, yep, you watched Stark Wennington McDonald's. There we go,
Speaker 1: Let see, there you go. They have no chance about
Speaker 1: playing shack.
Speaker 2: What a stupid asshole. Look at that hair too, looks
Speaker 2: like a pervert. That image penetration to the hoop McDonald's
Speaker 2: Beef Wennington, that's so diamond.
Speaker 1: Allis Page has been married three times, of course, to
Speaker 1: Kimberly right ninety one in two thousand and five. Then
Speaker 1: he married again in twenty fifteen to a woman named Brenda.
Speaker 2: Nair today heiress of the Air Fortune.
Speaker 1: Probably today he's married Paige Falkenberg is married to Paige McMahon.
Speaker 1: I'm both named Paige.
Speaker 2: That's right. I knew he married a woman named Paige.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Mm hmm. You're learning all sorts
Speaker 2: of things today, aren't you, Gabe. I am, it's just
Speaker 2: been it's been a it's been a day in the road. Real,
Speaker 2: real eye opener.
Speaker 1: You want to call Bischoff now an We'll save the
Speaker 1: gammick for another time. Yeah, when it's more appropriate. It's
Speaker 1: not Buller or wad Let's yeah exactly. Yeah, Sunday night.
Speaker 1: And and Cody, god knows what he's up to. He's
Speaker 1: asleep by now.
Speaker 2: He's got to be.
Speaker 1: It's eight or nine o'clock his time. Yeah, he's he's
Speaker 1: in bed. There's our beautiful Hannah storm.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm just having a buffalo Cody Beer Gabe
Speaker 2: thinking about fall Browl ninety nine.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful night. It's cold enough. I think we're
Speaker 1: gonna see the north northern northern lights. And uh, me
Speaker 1: and the old lady, we're gonna knock boots later. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take a blue shoe. It's gonna be fantastic. How
Speaker 1: you you in Pale.
Speaker 2: Made about fifty k on the Trump meme earlier? Did
Speaker 2: you get take me on that? Escalators? Thinking? I said,
Speaker 2: did you buy your Trump meme coin? Dave Gabe?
Speaker 1: I can't say that I did. I'm waiting for his
Speaker 1: GoFundMe so I can just spend my money on him directly.
Speaker 2: Uh oh, the dreams down.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, what the hell happened?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Why is he rolling around on the ground over his.
Speaker 2: Finger dickhand dude doesn't look great. Yeah, it looks like
Speaker 2: he fucking just kind of dangling there isn't it. But
Speaker 2: I don't know how much of that's just from being
Speaker 2: seven foot tall. Boy. Yeah, that's a large man, you know.
Speaker 2: He's like he was actually, there's a pole on that
Speaker 2: fucking arm. It looks like it's like broken in half.
Speaker 2: Give him a funny bone. But he was like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, fucking soccer player. Really, Yeah, I had no idea. Again,
Speaker 2: it's a it's a day of learning here on the
Speaker 2: ball game from Nigeria. I believe I almost said the
Speaker 2: su Dan, but I realized that was Abdullah the butcher. Ah, hey,
Speaker 2: look at that.
Speaker 1: Hand a storm with the sideline reporting of the gods.
Speaker 1: The funny bone is to hurt.
Speaker 2: Funny bone.
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing funny about it, is there, Hakeim?
Speaker 2: You know you know what I also found interesting about him?
Speaker 2: I remember this as a child because mainly from his
Speaker 2: basketball cards. But uh like when he first came into
Speaker 2: the league, he was ake and then yeah, that's true hockey.
Speaker 2: That was a hell of a play by awful man.
Speaker 1: Twenty one points for Karl Malone. Today he tries to
Speaker 1: get done there.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean like he's like Dalsam from Street Fighter Yoga
Speaker 1: Fire YOA yea yoga flame.
Speaker 2: Oh are you a street fire guy? Uh?
Speaker 1: Honestly no. I like the the old games, like the
Speaker 1: first couple. I would play a little bit, but I
Speaker 1: was always bad at fighting games. I'm more of Streets
Speaker 1: of Rage. Guy, give me a side scroller, bad dudes,
Speaker 1: Streets of rage. Double dragon, that's double dragon, power of
Speaker 1: the dragon.
Speaker 2: That ship I was.
Speaker 1: I was in that time the that's right, promote consideration
Speaker 1: paid for by the following.
Speaker 2: By foot.
Speaker 1: On the second foul and then gets in one there
Speaker 1: this hornet sec he's the hell of a ball player.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: And I bet she is not an asshole like John Stockton.
Speaker 2: You want to bet Nope? Uh uh.
Speaker 1: When I would go to Pizza Hut for book it
Speaker 1: uh like I go, my mom would take me, and
Speaker 1: you know I part of the reason I've decided, you know,
Speaker 1: in my older age, part of the reason I think
Speaker 1: that I am fat and b uh was as well
Speaker 1: read when I was a kid is that book it
Speaker 1: existed because I read those five books as fast as possible,
Speaker 1: so I could get a new button and read five
Speaker 1: books again and keep going in free pizza hut uh
Speaker 1: personal pant pizzas because we couldn't ford that shit. We
Speaker 1: didn't my family, no, absolutely not. So we would go.
Speaker 1: My mom wouldn't even eat. She would just let me
Speaker 1: eat my stuff and and give me like two bucks
Speaker 1: to play the video games. And they had at the
Speaker 1: Pizza Hut in Michigan City, they had a h a
Speaker 1: bad Dude's cabinet, oh yeah yeah, and a Neo Geo cabinet.
Speaker 1: And I was never good at any of the Neo
Speaker 1: Geo games. I just really love the graphics, like looking
Speaker 1: at them. But but yeah, I got really fucking good
Speaker 1: at bad Dudes.
Speaker 2: Well you're definitely a visual creature, so that makes sense.
Speaker 2: So yeah, bad Dudes. They also had that on the
Speaker 2: Nintendo I believe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember playing.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: The Pizza Hut in Michigan City became it's still the
Speaker 1: same on the outside, right, you can see it's a
Speaker 1: pizza hut, but it became a Mexican restaurant called El Rassero.
Speaker 2: Yet she's gonna say, let me go. Yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: a bear in a lanch.
Speaker 1: Uh, Charlie peepers on the whole ball game.
Speaker 2: There's Antoine Carr out there or Wichita State Chakra legend
Speaker 2: stocked in his short. Hey.
Speaker 1: Look, I never took anything that enhanced my performance because
Speaker 1: I didn't need it. I'm small, I'm wiry, I'm quick.
Speaker 1: I handle balls with the best of them, and nobody
Speaker 1: can touch my prowess behind the three point line.
Speaker 2: Just ask Carl.
Speaker 1: He'll tell you. I'm I'm as good as they call here.
Speaker 1: I come from fifteen feet and I sink that son
Speaker 1: of a bitch, so I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 2: We had a loja on you. I hope you could
Speaker 2: shake the center.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter which one of them was on me.
Speaker 1: I'll shake them all like they call me. At your sketch,
Speaker 1: I can shake like crazy.
Speaker 2: Maybe you at Parkinson's. Maybe if you would have got
Speaker 2: that vaccine, you would. No, no, no, it's not me
Speaker 2: the shaking.
Speaker 1: It's them. They're the at your sketch.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, I got you. I don't, but that's fine. Seriously, though,
Speaker 2: you should get it checked out. Though it would make
Speaker 2: sense that somebody like you would get into bildtating disease.
Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you something. If if I start
Speaker 1: shaking it's because I got the jab and for no
Speaker 1: other reason.
Speaker 2: Maybe, uh, maybe that's what's wrong with Harry. Maybe Harry
Speaker 2: got the got the jab back.
Speaker 1: Andy, Harry, I'll tell you. I'll tell you I got
Speaker 1: jailed up immediately. You know why, Because I'm not an asshole.
Speaker 2: That's why.
Speaker 1: Yes, I care about my fellow man, you understand. I
Speaker 1: care about Tanya in Albuquerque, who's got three kids and
Speaker 1: needs to stay stay alive and safe and healthy. I
Speaker 1: care about Mitch in Denver, Colorado, who's just trying to
Speaker 1: make a living and wants his kids to grow up
Speaker 1: fat and happy. I care about Tino in Miami, Florida,
Speaker 1: who just wants to play baseball forever, and if he's
Speaker 1: not healthy, then how can he do it. I care
Speaker 1: about the other people, you understand. So I got jabbed immediately,
Speaker 1: even though I'm dead. God damn it.
Speaker 2: I got jabbed because I feel like, I feel like
Speaker 2: it's just my duty. You know.
Speaker 1: I don't want to spread this thing around make other
Speaker 1: people uncomfortable, unlike you, your tiny little fruitcake.
Speaker 2: Well said Harry, that's what it's.
Speaker 1: About, right, Like, how do how do they get into
Speaker 1: the bubble that they get into where nobody else fucking matters.
Speaker 1: That's what I don't understand, Like, how do you do
Speaker 1: that to yourself? What what went wrong in your life
Speaker 1: that you don't give a shit about other people at all?
Speaker 1: In the slightest bit, not a not a not an
Speaker 1: ounce of care in your body for another human being.
Speaker 1: I And you can argue, and you can argue all
Speaker 1: you want that you do care about other people, but
Speaker 1: your actions prove otherwise.
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, you know, me care about a certain
Speaker 2: group of people that allow you to, you know, enable
Speaker 2: each other and all your horseshit, and you know you
Speaker 2: might not care about what they care about. That you'll
Speaker 2: support them and they'll support you, and you'll all be
Speaker 2: fucking wrong because you're dipshit.
Speaker 1: No question about it. Dip shits, dip shits everywhere, but
Speaker 1: not a drop to drink. Oh shit, my kids shit
Speaker 1: her pants today. Uh.
Speaker 2: She was in the high chair eating and she she
Speaker 2: likes to poop. Well, she's in the high chair.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the deal is, but she does
Speaker 1: that a lot. And today, for some reason, all of
Speaker 1: the ship went forward and up instead of back to
Speaker 1: the back of the diaper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that happens.
Speaker 1: And uh, Yeah, she had shipped up to her nipples
Speaker 1: when I took her in the room to change her.
Speaker 1: It was fucking everywhere.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I gave sometimes I shipped up to my nipples.
Speaker 2: Two pal.
Speaker 1: It's fine, thanks, Larry, that's great, fantastic. You know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call Dally back. Hey, let's talk to the
Speaker 1: let's see, let's see if we're going to fix the situation.
Speaker 2: They don't talk to Dally, and then then carl and
Speaker 2: and my gosh, we get Terry on the phone and Rodman.
Speaker 2: We have the whole squad around, right, Yeah, why not?
Speaker 2: Fuck it? Yeah, Lex, let's do that, baby, Let's get
Speaker 2: real freaky with it. I don't know about y'all, but
Speaker 2: I'm ready to come internally and externally. I'm a freak.
Speaker 2: I'm the Rondela Power Raid logo. They wouldn't even let
Speaker 2: the Utah jazz dancers dress sexy Mormon fucking assholes out there.
Speaker 1: Well, it's a Sunday, God, so the fact that anything's happening,
Speaker 1: and you this is the only thing to do in
Speaker 1: Salt Lake City on a Sunday. Everything shuts down in
Speaker 1: that town on Sunday. Everything Really, this is probably the
Speaker 1: only restaurant, and no restaurants open. There's no entertainments and
Speaker 1: nothing put up. So this is like the only thing
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 2: Stupid place. Yeah, why would you live there?
Speaker 1: Because you want to be close to your your Muslim
Speaker 1: Muslim Jesus, your Mormon Mormon family, you know, Mohammed dude, Mama,
Speaker 1: look at Boo boo day Qui Muslim dude.
Speaker 2: I'm struggling in there. You know what you are. My
Speaker 2: member is black. I'm struggling in there. You know what
Speaker 2: you are. Scumbolt, not allowing that travel bullshit to fly?
Speaker 2: What rockets? Moving the ball around glide once again, Clyde's
Speaker 2: jacking up a lot of shots from deep obviously feeling
Speaker 2: it with a peanut head. Halla player, Halla Halla to
Speaker 2: that you get the Undertaker.
Speaker 1: Here we go again, and Jesus Christ, I'm going through
Speaker 1: my context. See if I have any other celebrities on
Speaker 1: my phone I didn't know about.
Speaker 2: Hey, man, don't call me. I'm doing my fucking taxes
Speaker 2: tonight in the woods.
Speaker 1: It is the possibility in the future, just so everybody knows,
Speaker 1: one day we might get a little froggy and and
Speaker 1: give that like, oh, I'm not even gonna say that
Speaker 1: on the air. I'll tell you that later.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, big Shot Bob misses from Deep.
Speaker 1: I had the wife before, but I got included on
Speaker 1: a group text, So now I got the husband.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, so I can use it.
Speaker 1: I can use it later on Uh Bulls, scott Bulls,
Speaker 1: Scottie pipp He said, did great Ubill say Scottie Pippin
Speaker 1: and the Bulls?
Speaker 2: I think you did? What is this nineteen eighty five? Yes,
Speaker 2: oh okay, but Michael Jordan's on the screen. Dude, you
Speaker 2: have a brother, Ray Traylor.
Speaker 1: Dude gone too soon, Greg Gumble?
Speaker 2: Brother Ray Traylor, stick a need on her net? Give
Speaker 2: you a stroke? Dude? Brother? Did Ray Traylor kill? Greg Gumble?
Speaker 2: Is that what you're telling me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Jerry Sloan, former bull Bull legend, really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he really uh assimilated into that Utah culture, didn't he?
Speaker 2: He did?
Speaker 1: I wonder if he converted like me.
Speaker 2: He had to do some bad stuff to stay out
Speaker 2: there that long. I think so Mormon rolls. I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure he died, didn't he? I think Jerry Sloan instead. Yeah.
Speaker 2: These people look like they all suck, you know that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, makes sense, they do suck.
Speaker 2: I will tell you this. I always hated the way
Speaker 2: John stocked and held his mouth. That pissed me the
Speaker 2: fuck off. Yeah, he's got that look about him. Done
Speaker 2: mean like that's I mean, he's always had an asshole face. Yep.
Speaker 2: Well you know there it is again, right there.
Speaker 1: It is again. Proof is in the pudding. It's just
Speaker 1: whether you decide to ignore it or not is up
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 2: You know, the the white men have the face, and
Speaker 2: well the black men, the brothers get it in the
Speaker 2: hair and then they're smart enough and they fucking shave
Speaker 2: it and they can thank Jordan for that. I've said
Speaker 2: that since I was a child, Like I don't understand
Speaker 2: if I was if I was a black dude, i'd
Speaker 2: have a just a look at this rests hair. See
Speaker 2: this is what I'm talking about. Anyway, Just shave that motherfucker. Man,
Speaker 2: it just looks so much better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's odd, right, it's just strange looking like it's
Speaker 1: like Lebron Do they go through the same thing that
Speaker 1: that white dudes do where it's just like you're holding
Speaker 1: on to whatever remnant you have because you don't want
Speaker 1: to be the bald guy.
Speaker 2: But look the the the construct of the hair is different,
Speaker 2: like there's it doesn't get long, like they can't like
Speaker 2: their hair is not going to cover up that you
Speaker 2: can't do a comb over some kind of like you
Speaker 2: end up with these weird fucking patches of just skin.
Speaker 2: Like like if you've seen Lebron James's head before his
Speaker 2: fucking hair transplant or whatever, it's like just these these
Speaker 2: little patches of hair. It's like a chia pet kind
Speaker 2: of fucking growing in spots and stuff, and you just, yeah,
Speaker 2: don't the brothers get the benefit of aging. They age
Speaker 2: very gracefully, and in the hair not so much. You know,
Speaker 2: it's it's a yang, dude, you know what you guys
Speaker 2: talking about. Dude, I'll better get out of here. But
Speaker 2: television premiere Jurassic Park three hours and thirteen minutes. You
Speaker 2: see that fucking logo on the screen.
Speaker 1: It's fucking awesome. Man, Like I guarantee you I was watching.
Speaker 1: I don't remember it, but like again, we didn't have
Speaker 1: the money to go to the movies. And as much
Speaker 1: as I love dinosaurs as a kid, you bet your
Speaker 1: ass I was there waiting to watch Jurassic Park this
Speaker 1: night on NBC.
Speaker 2: There's no doubt, no doubt in my mind, not them.
Speaker 1: Have you ever have you seen recently the uh like
Speaker 1: because it made like a resurgence because of how dark
Speaker 1: it is. The finale of that television program, or the
Speaker 1: last last minute and a half of that that last episode.
Speaker 2: They end up like eating or getting eating or something
Speaker 2: or nope, I can't remember what.
Speaker 1: They're just all hunkered down the night the giant comet comes.
Speaker 1: Oh no shit, they all like the baby's like trying
Speaker 1: to deal with the idea that it's all over and
Speaker 1: like they're all gonna everybody's gonna die.
Speaker 2: Dark as shit. That's how they ended that fucking show.
Speaker 2: That's how they ended that show. We might have to
Speaker 2: watch that one time. That would be.
Speaker 1: Fun to launch on the program. I agree, that's.
Speaker 2: Kind of God. It makes me feel sad to think
Speaker 2: about baby die.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, almost as sad as John Stockton makes me. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm real sorry that I have. I have
Speaker 1: ethics and morals, and those ethics and morals clash with
Speaker 1: your version of me that you built up in your head.
Speaker 1: I never asked for.
Speaker 2: That's got you there, Thanks, John, I would say to
Speaker 2: the contrary, though I don't know that you do have
Speaker 2: ethic because I mean bad ones. I guess, but I
Speaker 2: guess you showed him John, I always do. Antoine Carr
Speaker 2: is wearing Oakley's Okay, Charles Oakley's Remember Rudy T's favorite quote? Nope, yeah,
Speaker 2: don't ever have estimate the heart of a champion ever
Speaker 2: something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, you mean Rudy from Notre Dame.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, fucking Rudy Tum Jada bitch. He says that
Speaker 2: with the goddamn like when they're getting the finals championship
Speaker 2: one year maybe this year. Actually, it's pretty wild to
Speaker 2: think about how basically, you know, Brockets would never won
Speaker 2: titles if Jordan didn't retire. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Jordan retirement things spun everything into kind of
Speaker 1: a strange.
Speaker 2: Whirlwind in like like when Hulk went away for tea
Speaker 2: or film a movie. This is like nineteen ninety WWF
Speaker 2: sort of, but Jordan's back, so more like ninety one.
Speaker 1: Now, dude, we get forty five in the next game, right, Yep,
Speaker 1: it's forty five Jordan, not twenty three Jordan. I mean
Speaker 1: eventually he goes back to twenty three. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: the next season, right, ninety.
Speaker 2: Six yes, and I don't even he doesn't do it
Speaker 2: like he doesn't like spontaneously in the middle of the
Speaker 2: season or something. It's just like one game he comes out,
Speaker 2: he's like, I remember that, shit was awesome. Dude, fucking
Speaker 2: loved it. Then it was on. It's probably about the
Speaker 2: moment he knew he was going to start killing everybody again.
Speaker 2: I'm guessing, huh, well, you know, it became personal. Always
Speaker 2: does the greats, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: It kind of has to, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: It can't work any other way. That's why I personally
Speaker 2: drive my own truck, you guys.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Carl. And that's why I personally get get
Speaker 1: get right into the middle in the middle of all
Speaker 1: these arguments about vaccination.
Speaker 2: You understand, Yeah, yeah, I do. Glad that you're going
Speaker 2: to do that.
Speaker 1: I do that constantly now, even when my glasses aren't on.
Speaker 1: I pushed my glasses.
Speaker 2: Up my nose only when I have my cheaters on.
Speaker 1: Oh that broke today too. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: saw that, but apparently, I mean everybody kind of knew it.
Speaker 1: But the the seven point five million dollar payout officially
Speaker 1: because the SEC released it was was uh an employee
Speaker 1: UH and independent contractor that he sexually abused, he sexually
Speaker 1: assaulted because she refused to engage in sexual.
Speaker 2: Relations with him.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, didn't release the name, but you know everybody
Speaker 1: assumes it was Christie Emmy's who Christie hemy the Redhead?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's always been allegations of that,
Speaker 2: but nothing.
Speaker 1: Utah up here seventy one fifty nine, like to herd you.
Speaker 2: That I've not been found guilty of anything. And know what,
Speaker 2: much like Hakeem the dream, I too have a dream
Speaker 2: of starting a new wrestling federation count.
Speaker 1: I think that's what's going to happen. It's not just
Speaker 1: a production company. I think he's gonna try to do that. No, no,
Speaker 1: me neither.
Speaker 2: No, I can't imagine now, Like.
Speaker 1: And you know what the bitch of it is if
Speaker 1: he does start a wrestling company, guess.
Speaker 2: What what's that?
Speaker 1: I'm watching it?
Speaker 2: Are you? I was just about to say I wouldn't
Speaker 2: because like.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't, You wouldn't really had a morbid curiosity. It
Speaker 1: wouldn't interest you in the slightest turning on.
Speaker 2: No, because he's shown for probably at least fifteen years
Speaker 2: he doesn't fucking know what he's doing so.
Speaker 1: No sin like, I agree wholeheartedly. I'm tuning into that
Speaker 1: first episode, I am. I I I don't think I
Speaker 1: could stay away from it.
Speaker 2: I mean, you'll get a clip of the worst shit
Speaker 2: on your phone and that's happen.
Speaker 1: So yeah, maybe it maybe a matter of turn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's it's more like at this point,
Speaker 2: it's it's t t W TikTok wrestling, Blake, Titty, Tyler, dude,
Speaker 2: you know, Tippy Canoe, Taler too, Tip Canoe and Tyler too.
Speaker 1: Baby, William Henry, William Henry Harrison, William Henry Harrison, the
Speaker 1: only president hailing from the Great State of Indiana, took
Speaker 1: on John Tyler as his vice president. Why John Tyler
Speaker 1: became president because William Henry Harrison died thirty days after
Speaker 1: taking office because he caught pneumonia after the inauguration, which
Speaker 1: is precisely I believe why Donald J. Trump has decided
Speaker 1: to take the inauguration indoors. She doesn't want to end
Speaker 1: up like William Henry Harrison, Donald Joaquin Trump, Joaquin correct.
Speaker 1: When anytime I three again.
Speaker 2: Anytime I hear Tippy Canoe and Tyler too, I have
Speaker 2: one thought and only one thought alone and my buddy
Speaker 2: Nasty Nate and JB would know this story. I don't know,
Speaker 2: they might forget. I think their memories are slipping. I
Speaker 2: might be the only one that remembers this stupid ship
Speaker 2: from school. But there was these twins, and they were
Speaker 2: to put it. I don't know, mildly, I guess.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: Very By the way, you can't see the score though,
Speaker 2: because there's a.
Speaker 1: Fucking storm warning seventy one sixty four.
Speaker 2: Utah. These these girls, Oh that guy's fine, nothing to
Speaker 2: worry about them. Oh dear god, that's a problem. He's
Speaker 2: got the jeans on. Look at that. What a great
Speaker 2: look though, That's what a That's what a casual man
Speaker 2: looks like on a Sunday. But not those dip ships.
Speaker 2: It's this kid. Who's that Felton Spencer anyway, eldn Spencer.
Speaker 2: My my point was, so these these twins, very androgyns
Speaker 2: is looking, to say the least, had the these just
Speaker 2: not attractive gals either, very just kind of rocky. Dennis
Speaker 2: is looking faces very okay, boy haircut like very like
Speaker 2: Charlie Kirk type.
Speaker 1: Gums just oh yeah, little teeth, big gums. The worst
Speaker 1: that is the worst quality, in my opinion, the worst
Speaker 1: quality women can have are the little teeth.
Speaker 2: Big gums. Yeah, that's a bad one. It's a terrible
Speaker 2: look as And look, I've broken my fucking front teeth
Speaker 2: off on I don't know five or six times. There
Speaker 2: is nothing that can happen to you that will knock
Speaker 2: you down pegs faster than getting your teeth fucked up,
Speaker 2: Like you have some fucked up ship in the back,
Speaker 2: maybe nobody'd see. But if your front teeth, like what
Speaker 2: is visible to the world is a train wreck, you're
Speaker 2: gonna have a tough life. That's just That's just the
Speaker 2: fucking truth. Yep. So you gotta have something halfway decent there.
Speaker 2: But anyway, or you're gonna end up with some dude
Speaker 2: talking about you fucking thirty years later on his goddamn
Speaker 2: podcast about how fucking memorable your repulsiveness was. But point
Speaker 2: being back to the tippy canoe Tyler too, this is
Speaker 2: two thousand stuff of whatever. It's post internet around and
Speaker 2: you know, me and my buddies are fucking around on
Speaker 2: a dating side or something, looking through profiles and here
Speaker 2: comes one of the twins and it might have been
Speaker 2: like or Tyler well, it might have been like on
Speaker 2: hot or not or something, because I remember, I just
Speaker 2: I just remember the fucking tag lines and in the
Speaker 2: little bio thing and then it said at the very end,
Speaker 2: it said Tippy Canoe and Tyler Too. And it said
Speaker 2: that because the street they lived on was at the
Speaker 2: corner of Tippy Canoe and Tyler Too. I mean not
Speaker 2: Tyler Too, but it was Tippy Canoe and Tyler and
Speaker 2: I knew that. I don't know anybody on the internet
Speaker 2: would have understood that, but that connection always stuck with
Speaker 2: me because I'm like, what a fucking weirdo, and plus
Speaker 2: the face and all that, But Tippy Canoe and Tyler Too. Yep,
Speaker 2: that's the whole ballgame, bitches. That's what you get for
Speaker 2: your Patreon dollar.
Speaker 1: God damn it. Hakeem battling.
Speaker 2: That's the nasty dream. Baby. That's not the American dream.
Speaker 2: That's a Nigerian dream. He from, that's from abdulas From.
Speaker 1: Hakim died recently, didn't he?
Speaker 2: No, don't kill him?
Speaker 1: No he died, didn't he?
Speaker 2: No, he's not dead. Oh okay who died recently? That
Speaker 2: I was surfaced by Mutumbo.
Speaker 1: But Tumbo the Kembe yeah, okay, all right, who wants
Speaker 1: to sex Mountain Mutumbo? Correct?
Speaker 2: Yeah, who wants to sex Mudumbo? Well, David ben wah
Speaker 2: back in the ball game, everybody for you.
Speaker 1: There's no ding mean, man, it's just so everybody knows.
Speaker 1: It's seven degrees fahrenheit here at Old Casady yoakum, it's
Speaker 1: not much warmer here. I'm glad you brought that up up, Gabe.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I'm sure glad you finally got
Speaker 1: that air filter for the furnace, because that thing was
Speaker 1: rebooting and rebooting and rebooting every twenty twenty five minutes
Speaker 1: for a month and a half. Because because you let
Speaker 1: that air filter sitting there and get all dunked up
Speaker 1: with your pet dander, and I was freezing my balls
Speaker 1: off out on the green couch. I'm sure glad you
Speaker 1: stopped a true value and got that air filter on
Speaker 1: on Friday.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I apologize, Rick, a new homeowner here, you know,
Speaker 1: still learning the ropes.
Speaker 2: I ever really well, you gotta watch that filter, deed.
Speaker 1: I sure I'm glad that you got it fixed, because
Speaker 1: I'll tell you if we had to wait much longer,
Speaker 1: next time, I give you one of those hand jobs.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna fil too good because I got kang
Speaker 1: green in my fingers.
Speaker 2: What indeed, Jesus back to that hand job, brother Rick.
Speaker 1: We talked about not talking about this on the air.
Speaker 1: Pal so a little upset that you brought it up, Frankly, But.
Speaker 2: That is what it is. I mean, I guess it's
Speaker 2: mutual masturbation. Oh boy, fuck hurt.
Speaker 1: I wish, I wish, I wish the AI apps knew
Speaker 1: what Rick Russell looked like, because every time I put
Speaker 1: something in to try to get in a picture of
Speaker 1: him doing something, it's just some old guy with a
Speaker 1: baseball cap on, doesn't you know? Larry Brown, yes, but
Speaker 1: not Rick Rushall.
Speaker 2: Give me a break, Harry.
Speaker 1: Frank label Child's President. Here shooting front row in nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety five, watching my good friend John Stockton, who doesn't
Speaker 1: believe in vaccination, and uh and Karl Malone who likes
Speaker 1: to fuck twelve year olds, and we're having a good
Speaker 1: old time here in Utah on a Sunday afternoon. I
Speaker 1: went to church this morning and came straight here after church,
Speaker 1: and my my local elders, they they gave me permission
Speaker 1: to to not honor the Sabbath. Today, but come to
Speaker 1: work and watch my jazz play basketball.
Speaker 2: That's right, mister Bailey.
Speaker 1: Frank Frank, well, yeah, Frank laden the old ball game.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, yes he's mister Potter. Yes he did.
Speaker 1: Indeed, I think he was missing the wheelchair. Maybe we
Speaker 1: can borrow it from Larry.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Once once Dally gets me up and moving, man,
Speaker 2: you you can have the chair game. I won't need it. Well,
Speaker 2: hopefully he calls us back.
Speaker 1: I was just checking in progress earlier and he hasn't
Speaker 1: called me back yet, which I'm a little upset about.
Speaker 1: But you know, Atlanta, Atlanta's on Eastern time, so it's
Speaker 1: you know, it's almost quarter it's quarter to twelve or
Speaker 1: so in Atlanta tonight, so maybe, you know, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what if if he does call me back, I'll
Speaker 1: make sure to record it and get it on the
Speaker 1: next episode.
Speaker 2: I got news for it.
Speaker 1: Oh, Sam could sell for three.
Speaker 2: Jack Dally Page is in bed by eight thirty.
Speaker 1: Okay, sixty eight by the way, sixty eight years old
Speaker 1: years young.
Speaker 2: He's getting up at like five am and going at
Speaker 2: maybe even four. That's a quick turnaround for a pedophile.
Speaker 1: Ooh ooh.
Speaker 2: But you know he's getting up at like four or
Speaker 2: five and going to bed at eight or nine. Well,
Speaker 2: I prefer I would like to get up at like
Speaker 2: ten and go to bed at about eight, because I
Speaker 2: want to be awake as little as possible in this
Speaker 2: fucking dystopian hell escape we live in.
Speaker 1: Got that Tomorrow's going to be quite a day as
Speaker 1: we record. Everybody. It's Sunday, January nineteenth for Civil War.
Speaker 1: We're walking into the Civil War tomorrow. So with any luck,
Speaker 1: we'll actually be able to upload all three of these
Speaker 1: episodes for you. So maybe I should do at least
Speaker 1: the first two tomorrow. Get this up for everybody, and
Speaker 1: if we all die, could.
Speaker 2: Be listened to the whole ballgame in your ears while
Speaker 2: we're out there fucking slaughtering each other over Elon Musk
Speaker 2: and Donald Trump and you telling me, actually, no, Barack
Speaker 2: Obama is the problem.
Speaker 1: Well, he's been running all of this behind the scenes
Speaker 1: for the last last four years, eight years. Really, I
Speaker 1: think it's.
Speaker 2: Been like forty. I think he's got time control device
Speaker 2: that George Soros David.
Speaker 1: Hey, there's only one time control device, said matters, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: It's mine, my glasses. By the way, I saw you
Speaker 1: broke them in half, so the two of you could
Speaker 1: do different things at different times. Uh, you do have
Speaker 1: some super glue on hand, don't you, Because I can't
Speaker 1: see a goddamn thing yet.
Speaker 2: Gorilla Gale out of work, out of work. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I love that little tiger.
Speaker 1: It's terrible. It's terrible impressination. I've been working on it
Speaker 1: in the car, trying to figure out how to get Gorilla,
Speaker 1: and I can't. It's so hard because it's like.
Speaker 2: He's always yelling, never yelling, but he always sounds like
Speaker 2: he's yelling, but you can't hit.
Speaker 1: He's high pitched, but he's deep. It doesn't make any
Speaker 1: sense at all.
Speaker 2: Hey, some of us are one on ones.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's all there is to it. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you this brain, you're not coming to Tucson. You're not
Speaker 1: coming to Tucson. No old Tuesday. We're gonna have a
Speaker 1: good time, but I can't guarantee you're gonna be there.
Speaker 1: Been watching a lot of Primetime from eighty nine.
Speaker 2: And in that second Garbage you hang around. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: He hit me in the back of the neck with
Speaker 1: a stool.
Speaker 2: Graduate of the Terry Garvin School at the.
Speaker 1: Terry Garvin School of Self Defense. Yes, Stockton too.
Speaker 2: There checking man with gay sex is what Gorilla is saying.
Speaker 2: Thank god he died before everything went the hell? Holy shit?
Speaker 1: Do you see what that says?
Speaker 2: Yeah, is sketchy. Did you say your name? It says,
Speaker 2: what's up? Gabe?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm guessing he saved me in his phone.
Speaker 1: I just got a text from Dallas Page at eleven
Speaker 1: forty seven pm on January nineteenth.
Speaker 2: Damn, tell her you're talking to Larry and he's about
Speaker 2: to kill his son. It's true, Gab, I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 2: Tell Dally I'm done. Tem it's because I'm a I see.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do here, because yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to say, you know, having a tough time. Really
Speaker 1: would love to see about getting down to the accountability crib.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Like see what chat GPT's got for you.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, all right, here we go chat GPT. This
Speaker 1: is real, surreal. Everybody like this is legitimate, like not
Speaker 1: making this up.
Speaker 2: Just said what's up? Gabe? Vin said, it's a d DP.
Speaker 2: Ask him if if we can have a turn with Kim. Hey,
Speaker 2: that's what you wanted. Jesus Christ, say say what was
Speaker 2: it like to wrestle Johnny be bad at fall Brawl
Speaker 2: ninety five? Wait, no, maybe it's nice six. Yeah's nice six.
Speaker 2: It wrests a lot ninety six. Well, so much for
Speaker 2: him being asleep. I bet you just woke up. And
Speaker 2: I wonder if you woke him up when you called.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You see. Now, this is what happens when you fly
Speaker 2: too close to the sun. You're gonna end up down
Speaker 2: there for like a weekend. Now, hey man, just try
Speaker 2: to get this hard thing.
Speaker 1: After all this time I had open heart surgery.
Speaker 2: There you go. Yes, And.
Speaker 1: Well, I know it's late. I recently, could.
Speaker 2: You tell me about the time you loaned Kim to
Speaker 2: train because I fall asleep jacking off into my underpants
Speaker 2: in my bed like Jerry Lallard. God, Well, I know
Speaker 2: it's late. I'm telling about the bull game. Need of.
Speaker 1: A way to lose the excess weight to take care
Speaker 1: of my family appropriately, the kids, and you are the
Speaker 1: one to turn to to be Frank. I didn't expect
Speaker 1: the number two work, assumed it was a burner number
Speaker 1: from many years ago, and was pleasantly surprised.
Speaker 6: To hear you on the message. Apologies for the late
Speaker 6: night call. Okay, hey man, just checking in after all
Speaker 6: this time. Recently had Overenhart surgery and while I know
Speaker 6: it's late, I'm in need of a way to lose
Speaker 6: the excess weight to take care of my family appropriately,
Speaker 6: and you are the one to turn to. To be Frank,
Speaker 6: I didn't expect the number to work, assumed it was
Speaker 6: a burner number from many years ago, and was pleasantly
Speaker 6: surprised to hear you on the message. Apologies for the
Speaker 6: late night call, makes sense whatever, to be Frank Laden.
Speaker 1: Former President Utah Jazz.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, you understand.
Speaker 1: That's wild to me.
Speaker 2: God damn, you're a fucking maniac. He's gonna be just
Speaker 2: you know what you did. You stoke that man's ego.
Speaker 2: He's gonna fucking probably fly you down there and you'll
Speaker 2: be smoking crack with Jake and hanging horrors with Buff.
Speaker 2: He's a child's rape, but I love him anyway. Like
Speaker 2: the Malone girl, Rock and Robin baby Sam Houston's wife.
Speaker 2: You hear that dance Sam Houston would dude?
Speaker 1: I thought Rock and Robin and Sam Houston were half
Speaker 1: brother and half sister.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they're all they're all siblings. I think
Speaker 1: Jake and Sam Houston and Rock and Robin are all siblings.
Speaker 2: Sam Houston was married to baby Doll. That was it?
Speaker 1: Yes, yep, correct, yep, eighty two seventy five Houston here,
Speaker 1: excuse me, uh utah.
Speaker 2: They got the Rocky theme. Ye fucking they do playing
Speaker 2: in the game. You hear that? Yep? Can you imagine
Speaker 2: hearing that instead of, you know, like some fucking Drake
Speaker 2: song or whatever.
Speaker 1: Kenny Smith, Robert or to Elajahwan. Did you even know
Speaker 1: the time Eli Drake made music?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: No, I wasn't aware that Eli Drake made music. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Stockton to HORNI seck HORNI sack down. I'm alone, back
Speaker 1: out to Stockton, across to the other black guy.
Speaker 2: Back to Stockton. It's my son. Nojah tries to go
Speaker 2: that long baseball pass. He tried, He sure did try. Yeah,
Speaker 2: is the stories rookie year? I think it's his rookie year.
Speaker 2: God damn Malone just lives on that block. He should
Speaker 2: make some small talk with him and ask him if
Speaker 2: he's watching WrestleMania five.
Speaker 1: Let's see, he's got read receipts on Jesus, I don't
Speaker 1: think he does.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you know, yeah, I do, so do I.
Speaker 1: It's insane to me that this man sent me a
Speaker 1: text message back like that's after that message where I
Speaker 1: said I don't want to say my number out loud.
Speaker 1: I actually said that into the message. If you don't remember,
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I wasn't sure what was happening. Oh yeah, I guess
Speaker 2: probably because.
Speaker 1: Because I didn't want to.
Speaker 2: Like, sure, he gave it his away, but not this
Speaker 2: one yours?
Speaker 1: Yeah, right right, it's not my number.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Any one of you want my number, just message me directly.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to give.
Speaker 2: It to you two and two together.
Speaker 1: Like, but down the road if we do open this
Speaker 1: up to more and more people, right, like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to have my upper out there. That should have you.
Speaker 1: That should have raised a deviance and crazy so that that.
Speaker 2: Should have raised a lot of concern for him. The
Speaker 2: fact that you said I don't want to say this
Speaker 2: like it should it should have do in front of
Speaker 2: people not gonna deal with this. Why would you do that? Yeah,
Speaker 2: because you know what he sees. You're a goddamn fucking mark,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: I well, you know what I wonder.
Speaker 2: Transaction perhaps but also like he's always got time for that.
Speaker 2: From a salesman perspective, like the fact that he uses
Speaker 2: my name is like perfect, like very smart, right, yeah, real,
Speaker 2: because I don't say my name on the message. I
Speaker 2: said his name, but it means that he saved my
Speaker 2: number in his phone as Gabe. Right, you should have
Speaker 2: told him it was Rick.
Speaker 1: So honestly, I I met him at New York Comic Con.
Speaker 1: He was in a booth and I introduced myself. It
Speaker 1: was right after my mom died, and uh, I don't
Speaker 1: remember what happened, but he's like, what's your number, man,
Speaker 1: give me your number, and he traded numbers with me.
Speaker 1: And I thought at the time and up even now,
Speaker 1: like this is clearly a second cellphone that he's got
Speaker 1: for like selling shit. Yeah, like why would he give
Speaker 1: this to somebody? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: You don't get the number that train got, No, no,
Speaker 2: I me or Carl for that matter. Maybe he did
Speaker 2: sell him Kim so who knows, but uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, Houston eighty Utah eighty two, three minutes and
Speaker 1: fifteen seconds left in the ballgame here, that's quite as
Speaker 1: high scoring as the last game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead, what if now? What if what if
Speaker 2: everyone in that phone in that particular number. What if
Speaker 2: he has like ten of these, but everybody that has
Speaker 2: that number, or all people that he thought were fat
Speaker 2: enough that needed DDP yoga, he could sell it to him.
Speaker 1: I think that's probably acting. I bet even if there's
Speaker 1: not ten. Yeah, certain that that's the case.
Speaker 2: There's a sex phone, that's what this is. There's a
Speaker 2: d DPY phone. There's a weird ass like anti aging,
Speaker 2: crazy Brogan type horseship phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's the there's the Adrena chrome phone.
Speaker 2: You know, he's into some kind of fucking vampires. Maybe dude,
Speaker 2: dude Dally might even be into reverse vampire ship. I
Speaker 2: don't even know why I'm here doing this with you,
Speaker 2: but here we are. Huh.
Speaker 1: I did work with Karl. We text you back? Nope,
Speaker 1: text you back. He texted me back at all. That's
Speaker 1: wildest Jesus Christ order, dude, brother, So one point ball
Speaker 1: game here in Utah, Blake, you.
Speaker 2: Realize like we're gonna end up in a month or
Speaker 2: two doing a live show. Gabe's gonna be at the
Speaker 2: accountability crib and carrying his fucking phone around like digging
Speaker 2: out panties from Female Pages Room and zip driving on
Speaker 2: Daly's computer. Yeah, all right, I'm here on I'm here
Speaker 2: on Dallas's zip drive two and a half to go, dream,
Speaker 2: Shake Up and under Tom Chambers hard foul.
Speaker 1: Got twenty two seconds to the two minute warning here,
Speaker 1: Who is.
Speaker 2: The other handa chick? There's no. Who's a Hannah?
Speaker 1: Not a No, you're thinking of somebody. I know, the
Speaker 1: one that was on Nickelodeon, right, the.
Speaker 2: One that was on Inside Stuff. Yep, Uh, Hannah Barbara.
Speaker 2: That's it rockets with the lead now eighty three eighty two.
Speaker 1: No, that's that's Hannah Storm.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: No, you're thinking of you're thinking of.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of Willow Bay. That's it, will Obay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why my head went to Savannah is beyond me?
Speaker 1: Was there a Savannah?
Speaker 2: I think they had the Clash of Champions there once,
Speaker 2: Samannah Georgia.
Speaker 1: Hey man, I'm just doing my taxes down here in Savannah.
Speaker 2: This is old Carlisle, Carlisle and Carbondale.
Speaker 1: Carlisle and Effingham. Oh, I'm glad you brought that up, Gabe.
Speaker 1: I'm from around them. Hearts by gum.
Speaker 2: Oh fucking glass.
Speaker 1: Beautiful Dreams thirty the touch, the touch of a chem
Speaker 1: on that one. My goodness, just kissed it, kissed the glass. Look,
Speaker 1: this is like, this is way off basketball. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: exactly what this is.
Speaker 2: Like. This is a like it's like heavyweight boxing. That's
Speaker 2: what this ship was back then, like up and down.
Speaker 1: Eighty five eighty four Houston, a minute and twenty seconds left.
Speaker 2: Uh, it's it's enough.
Speaker 1: Watching this is enough to make you forget about what
Speaker 1: a bunch of douchebags. These guys all are, probably at least.
Speaker 2: Two of them. Yeah, yeah, you can get lost in
Speaker 2: this stuff. Still. Oh my god, holy shit, did that count?
Speaker 2: Didn't count? No, he was.
Speaker 1: He took a couple of steps after he got fouled.
Speaker 2: John looks happy. You got that chest hair poking out
Speaker 2: the top. He's a hairy motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Well look that's what happens when you don't take that jab.
Speaker 1: Your natural body hair continues to be natural. Sure, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: natural is all I'm talking about here, you know.
Speaker 4: No, no, no no dies, no chemicals, no jabs, no steroids,
Speaker 4: no human growth hormone.
Speaker 1: Not for this guy, no Surrey.
Speaker 2: No, not for you. Mm hmm, sure you're straight edge.
Speaker 1: Grab me that g hb would you that's the date
Speaker 1: rape drug? Everybody hell of a pass stocked in a
Speaker 1: horn sec Oh, oh my goodness, heart.
Speaker 2: Foul, my big shot Bob. You know Hornerseck went on
Speaker 2: to be the coach of the Jazz I thought so.
Speaker 2: I thought Horne Second ended up coaching, actually coaching New
Speaker 2: York too.
Speaker 1: You know who else coached? You know who coached in
Speaker 1: Chicago that I really loved? Vinnie del Negro. Remember his
Speaker 1: body hair? Remember Vinnie del Negro's body hair.
Speaker 2: No, I just remember this guy. Oh man, Vinnie del
Speaker 2: Negro is the man. Hold on, no, I know what
Speaker 2: he looks like. Oh man, he the body hair. Oh gosh,
Speaker 2: it's hard. It's hard to get too fired up about
Speaker 2: a guy named Vinnie fucking fucking teen wolf style body hair. Man.
Speaker 2: Win in the end, Hey, that's a basketball tame, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna win in the end.
Speaker 1: When you have a ride on top of a vehicle
Speaker 1: surf surfing like like styles, yes, yeah no, no, hip
Speaker 1: was Oh no no no, But the fuck when wouldn't
Speaker 1: I be able to do that?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Look, I mean I played mailbox baseball when I was
Speaker 1: a kid.
Speaker 2: There it is thirty two seconds left in the.
Speaker 1: Game twenty two second stock clock game clock differential. Chucky
Speaker 1: Smith just drew the foul.
Speaker 2: Hey, is that a god? Damn it?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to come down there to Kansas and
Speaker 1: strangle your ass.
Speaker 2: I swear to God. Leave it to Gabe, will you please?
Speaker 2: By four?
Speaker 1: The mailman with three alan for three mail man does
Speaker 1: not deliver in this instance, my.
Speaker 2: Truck got stopped, Gabe. Look at Tom Chambers, well groomed hair.
Speaker 2: Chucky Brown has managed to foul with four points. That
Speaker 2: is what we call a goon. Okay, Chucky is a goon.
Speaker 2: Look at that guy back there. You see that that
Speaker 2: mullet I did, fat headed mullet behind Rudy t God.
Speaker 2: Tom Chambers looks like he's touched somebody.
Speaker 1: Rudy tom Janovich looks like like Dwight yoakum.
Speaker 2: Yeah kinda.
Speaker 1: Here's the only reason I know that, because it's been
Speaker 1: bugging me the whole game. I fell asleep on the
Speaker 1: couch yesterday while my loving wife and tiny daughter were
Speaker 1: taking a nap in the other room and the TV.
Speaker 1: Something happened with the internet. The TV rebooted and went
Speaker 1: back to the Samsung like fake television channels and landed
Speaker 1: on Panic Room. Okay, and Dwight Yoakum is one of
Speaker 1: the main characters in that movie. He's got a real
Speaker 1: stupid face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Uncle Dwight. The Country Station Indiana one oh five.
Speaker 2: It's the moon Pie and the Gizzle up your Dizzle,
Speaker 2: Dwight Yoakum one oh five point four. Your Mama's Indiana's County.
Speaker 1: Go uh play start fast as you and I'll talk
Speaker 1: up the post for you.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't have that one. Let's see, I'll do
Speaker 2: it never I can find it. Yeah, there is the
Speaker 2: Country Station Indiana one oh fives.
Speaker 1: Gave you Olkham along with you. Thanks for throwing me
Speaker 1: in your back seat. It's Uncle Dwight. It's the Country
Speaker 1: Station Indiana one oh five.
Speaker 2: Music on the.
Speaker 1: Way from Garth Brooks Shanaiah Twains with no further ado.
Speaker 2: Here's Dwight y nice.
Speaker 1: It is one of my weaker, weaker attempts. But that's
Speaker 1: a that's about a fourteen second post if I remember correctly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we picked a great time to do this. At
Speaker 2: the very end on the whole ball game.
Speaker 1: We're still waiting on a text back from Dally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's gonna be quite the cliphanger. That's like, that's
Speaker 2: like a who shot Jr? Thing? There? It is? See, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I told you there's a reason we split these things up.
Speaker 2: Bulls and Magic have already started.
Speaker 1: Yep, just like what's the first game they get going,
Speaker 1: regardless of whether the game is over, So I'm guessing
Speaker 1: it'll be the same. They'll start us from that tip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, who knows how this thing got
Speaker 2: edited together too, so I'm sure they that's a good point.
Speaker 2: Found the completest versions. And I'm gonna guess the first
Speaker 2: game we watched might not have been from this Colorado feed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't get any of that warning stuff, that's true.
Speaker 2: Who knows what we'll get on this last one. Wouldn't
Speaker 2: it be something if we got a Chicago land feed
Speaker 2: for you?
Speaker 1: Oh, that'd be wonderful. I didn't even put two and
Speaker 1: two together there.
Speaker 2: I've always like sometimes hoped i'd stumbled upon something and
Speaker 2: find it to be a local channel that I saw.
Speaker 2: I found a few Cardinal games that were like local
Speaker 2: whatever back when the games were you know, on the
Speaker 2: local affiliate of whatever the fuck, CBS, NBC, ABC, But
Speaker 2: the Cardinals television network as it was back at ninety
Speaker 2: one presentations.
Speaker 1: Ninety one to eighty seven. Houston's in the lead. There's
Speaker 1: fourteen point two seconds and Utah has the ball at
Speaker 1: half court.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: I was Dockton for three.
Speaker 2: Airball John, airball boy. You could have used a little
Speaker 2: boost on that one.
Speaker 1: Huh Hey, I told you get it. The fact that
Speaker 1: everything happens for a reason. Okay, this is in the past.
Speaker 1: You win some, you lose some, you make some, you
Speaker 1: miss some.
Speaker 2: That's what I always say. But you do it the
Speaker 2: right way, you do it clean, you do it above boards.
Speaker 2: You understand well, I wouldn't say that getting a vaccination
Speaker 2: if I had a disease is a dirty move. It's cheating,
Speaker 2: cheating at what life. Ah, there it is.
Speaker 1: If you don't have the natural immunity, you don't deserve
Speaker 1: the natural immunity. There's a reason that God sorts us
Speaker 1: out the way he does. But Haqeen got fouled there,
Speaker 1: made one to two. It's now a five pointball game
Speaker 1: and it's time out.
Speaker 2: Utah. What's that? I think people like you're just lazy
Speaker 2: and you want to absolve yourself of any responsibility and
Speaker 2: having lazy having lazy, having to think about what's right
Speaker 2: or wrong.
Speaker 1: So you say every of us was a professional athlete.
Speaker 1: You're calling me lazy.
Speaker 2: No, you're psychologically lazy, lazy with your emotions. No, No, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's it. You're not. You're not honest yourself, John, I
Speaker 2: am so I don't think you are.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're not honest with yourself, Blake, You ever think
Speaker 1: of that?
Speaker 2: Huh? Every day? Yeah, we gotta say that.
Speaker 1: Well, you didn't expect to say that.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: See, that's the problem with people like you. You don't
Speaker 2: think that way because you can't because you're selfish, fucking assholes.
Speaker 1: Let me explain something to you, Blake. I have half
Speaker 1: the brain that you do.
Speaker 2: See it, see it, see it, see it, see it.
Speaker 2: I was watching the ninety nine nitro today and yeah,
Speaker 2: he's got Charles Robinson there holding up the says something
Speaker 2: like the record for the millennium eighty one to zero,
Speaker 2: and and at the end of the promo he just
Speaker 2: starts chanting his own fucking name. He's in the corner
Speaker 2: and he just starts to go see it, see it,
Speaker 2: see it, saying he says something like in that name
Speaker 2: is and then does it. Got it? Nine seconds ago.
Speaker 1: In Utah again, uh Utah hid the timeout, so they
Speaker 1: got the ball at half court. Chambers to inbound nine
Speaker 1: and a half seconds left. Five point ball game. Check
Speaker 1: that up, Carl Malone all three and from from like
Speaker 1: twenty four feet twenty five feet out. Two point ball game,
Speaker 1: six and a half seconds left, smart money. Here is
Speaker 1: a quick foul.
Speaker 2: Yep, I guess the mailman delivered on that one, didn't
Speaker 2: They gave you.
Speaker 1: Sure did, mail man. There's no question about that. That
Speaker 1: was a beautiful shot. It's almost as if you were
Speaker 1: visualizing the ball is your dick and the basket is
Speaker 1: a twelve year old girls vagina.
Speaker 2: I'm a truck driver.
Speaker 1: It's good. That's good. So Clyde, the Clyde, the glidereer.
Speaker 1: Drexler's got two shots here, I think one and one. Actually, no, it's.
Speaker 2: Too you'll notice the bonus Clyde's hairline. He has done
Speaker 2: the appropriate thing, and he shaved his head.
Speaker 1: And shaved it because he's not a monster as far
Speaker 1: as we know.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, when they were playing the Bulls in the
Speaker 2: ninety two finals, he did have that fucking patchy ass ship.
Speaker 2: Yes he did, Yes, he did, Thank god. He got
Speaker 2: his mind right and got his grind right.
Speaker 1: Oh Clyde misses the first so the Jazz are within
Speaker 1: one one, one possession here of tying the ball game, tying.
Speaker 2: Or fuck is outis thorp bat.
Speaker 1: Hit the second three point ball game six seconds to go?
Speaker 2: Smart foul? They found them very smart foul on the
Speaker 2: part of the.
Speaker 1: The Houston Rockets and Kenny Smith.
Speaker 2: A ka the Black Charlie Chaplin.
Speaker 1: That mustache brings up all sorts of questions, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I I like Kenny. Yeah, a bad decision, bad decision
Speaker 2: like that old Saturday Night Live. Look at that prick.
Speaker 1: Just I don't know who you're talking about, but I
Speaker 1: assume it's me. But I'd like it if you'd shut
Speaker 1: your damn mouth.
Speaker 2: The tight mouth man, what's up with that?
Speaker 1: You gotta keep everything tight, you know.
Speaker 2: As long as you keep it tight in the front everything,
Speaker 2: it's harder forward to come out and people to learn
Speaker 2: the truth. You know. I agree, you keep your bum
Speaker 2: hole tight. John Nolan, Ryan on the whole ball game.
Speaker 1: You a big basketball fan, Nolan.
Speaker 2: I'd like to shoot a peach basket every now and then. Sure, Sure,
Speaker 2: I take the old leather medicine ball out back and
Speaker 2: throw it around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that I would imagine that's a good workout. Playing
Speaker 1: basketball with the medicine ball on the ranch absolutely forces
Speaker 1: you to keep your whole time while you're clearing the.
Speaker 2: Brush, clearing brush, playing medicine ball basketball.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it. I understand their No, bitches, it's true.
Speaker 1: Drexler back of the line makes it a two point
Speaker 1: ball game. Three point ball game. Excuse me, with two
Speaker 1: seconds left here he makes this. It's pretty much a
Speaker 1: nail in the coffin.
Speaker 2: Blake. I would say, oh, yes, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: Four point ball game, two seconds left, Stockton for three
Speaker 1: from way it is. That's the ballgame, folks, Houston, the
Speaker 1: Houston Astros between the defeat the Utah Jazz ninety one
Speaker 1: and the Rockets win the series two and head to
Speaker 1: the Western Conference Finals.
Speaker 2: No, the rock Yeah, you're right, they did win the series. Here.
Speaker 1: Yep, we're we're gonna cut it there. We're gonna set
Speaker 1: it at four hours, twenty minutes and eight seconds for
Speaker 1: the next ball game, and we'll get to that. You know,
Speaker 1: we're gonna drop these out at the same time, so
Speaker 1: you can just jump right into it. My assumption is
Speaker 1: you're probably gonna watch he's out of order, and if
Speaker 1: you jump right to the Bulls game, we'll put a
Speaker 1: note in the post for you not to do that,
Speaker 1: because we don't want to spoil you on whatever the
Speaker 1: hell is going to happen with Diamond Dallas Page texting
Speaker 1: me back. But we'll keep you updated on that and
Speaker 1: bring you the next of the the last of the
Speaker 1: triple header here from May seventh, nineteen ninety five. Next
Speaker 1: time right here on.
Speaker 2: The ball game.
Speaker 1: Yeah that yeah, dude, Oh nope, it's not.
Speaker 3: Him, all right?
Speaker 2: Did Hey, thanks for calling me back.
Speaker 3: So bottom line is you back up the four hundred pounds?
Speaker 2: Uh? No, three three? I mean I lost a lot
Speaker 2: after the surgery. I met about three fifty five. So
Speaker 2: did you do this stomach surgery? No? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it was I had a I had open heart surgery
Speaker 2: in October. I had I had an aortic aneurysm that
Speaker 2: they found. Yeah, I am on, I'm on a uh
Speaker 2: six sixty five. Yeah, you don't get fu. You gotta
Speaker 2: do a picture your box, you know. So how old
Speaker 2: are you? Forty forty one? Wow? Okay, don't make it.
Speaker 2: I'll say anything that the doctors have said there, some
Speaker 2: of my bigger guys.
Speaker 3: The one thing you got going for you is your age,
Speaker 3: and you're around the corner.
Speaker 2: From that's not going for you. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So the main reason you have to exercise is because
Speaker 3: that ship will pull your fucking head out of your ass.
Speaker 2: And that's what's happening right here.
Speaker 3: Is it caught in that you know that ship do anything?
Speaker 3: I should have scared the ship out of you.
Speaker 2: Literally they called it. How long just happened? Uh?
Speaker 1: They found it in uh in August and I had
Speaker 1: surgery in October.
Speaker 3: Okay, so so just just chucht.
Speaker 2: Over just past.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, so it's been it's been three three and
Speaker 1: a half months.
Speaker 3: There at least on the path and bottom liners, Man,
Speaker 3: when you're exercising, you're releasing what they call, now hope, molecules.
Speaker 1: I've seen I've seen something about this, Yeah.
Speaker 2: And it's it's all that Shit's.
Speaker 3: True exercise really trash, you.
Speaker 2: Know, fucking your size.
Speaker 3: The fucking shit you want to be doing is my ship.
Speaker 2: So if you're doing it fucking and taking.
Speaker 4: Control of the food because you're an addict, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So fucking me again. Here's the thing. Gabe is an addict.
Speaker 1: I should know, I've spent enough time with him. But
Speaker 1: Old Dallas goes on for another fourteen minutes about this
Speaker 1: and that, including Robert Kennedy and Hope Molecules and Hillary
Speaker 1: Clinton and how much money Gabe has got to spend
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Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta go grab grab a beer, maybe
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Speaker 2: Okay, bye bye