Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hello, welcome to another episode a broad Vote.
We're black, and I am back as much as I
can be. Okay, yesterday, me and my lovely guest, Raven
of the Bitches Better podcast. We're on the Chronically Online podcast,
and we just did this silly, hilarious, amazing fun thing
called Holding Court, and honestly it inspired us to get
like silly. It was just so fun. Check it out.
That's what Sam bush for the Chronically Online podcast. And
now we're here to talk some Valley because it's a
good show, point blank in the period, like, we went
back and forth on it, and we've been covering it
on a podcast, and obviously I had been sick, so
I haven't been able to talk with Raven about this
freaking show. And not only that, Raven saved it and
waited until I was out and ready to chat. Stop
watched it. Literally, I appreciate it so much. And now
we're both caught up and we're just gonna get straight
into it. Like the Valley, we went back and well, no,
mainly you went back and forth on like whether you
liked it.
Speaker 2: You said I bad tastes and I loved it the
entire time. You however, I can't say the same.
Speaker 1: It's no, but it's fair because the thing is like
it it starts off of course, all this shit's going on,
there's a lot to look at. Then we zoom in
on the real problem, the central problem, which is obviously
Nia and Danny. But then there are like four or
five different storylines going on at the same time. That's hilarious,
and then it all meshes together on a group that
does not mesh together. So it's just it's not necessarily
like these aren't good people. This is a good shop.
And now we're caught up. We're gonna do so I
was fifteen and sixteen, and then later in the week
we will do the new episodes. But we wanted to
do it properly. But where are you at at this point,
because they are still in Mexico like we had. The
last thing that we talked about was obviously Zack's hilarious
oh God time where he literally just got hit in
the head with a sign and then he looked at
them dead in the eye and was like you and shake.
Benji turned me around. Benji turned me around. You better
go to this club or you guys are not my friends.
And the hospital ended up being right by the club.
He returned to the club where Danny was making everyone uncomfortable,
and apparently Michelle was making everyone uncomfortable and it was
just so and it made me uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Even though he ended up to see those hips moving,
he was literally scrubbing the ground like he was on
spring Break nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 1: I'm okay, like, my god in sane, so weird at
the time.
Speaker 2: Life with this Mexico trip, what do you mean? Like
how am I feeling about it?
Speaker 1: Like is this is this a trip that you feel
like you will remember? Or is this just like why
are they even there? Like why are these people there?
What are they doing? Like?
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, I'm gonna remember this trip, okay.
Because it's the boys. They got all their birthdays all together.
First it was Schwartz and his birthday got rained out
and his party was so whack, like it was terrible.
They're fighting, Danny was squaring up with La La. It
was a crazy time. Uh Zach got injured, right, he did,
but he didn't let that stop him. And we're gonna
talk about Danny's birthday, which was an absolute shit show.
Just to end the whole thing, like this is an
unforgettable trip. This is gonna stick with me for a
number of reasons.
Speaker 1: Some of that I honestly felt like I was on
this trip and mind you, isn't even Overwood, Like, no,
we've been there. That's why, like I'm doing a mid
trip check in. It's just so much that's going on.
And you know how sometimes the Housewives will go on
a trip and it's only three episodes, but by the
end of the second episode, beginning of the third one,
you're like, are we still here? Like can we go
back to him here? Like let's I did not feel
like that for Scotland though, like I wanted to stay
in Scotland. I felt like it was too short. I've
been having such a good time with a Housewives at Atlanta.
Speaker 2: But yes, but yeah, showing us everything that that's a
conversation for another day exactly.
Speaker 1: But you know what, we'll say the hot topics for
the end of the show. Instead, we're gonna switch it up.
We're switching it up because you're gonna go to Bitches
Better after this, where we will talk about more of
the valley since we're doing this right, But I feel
like we've gotten into the mix of the trip, and
I'm excited to talk about this trip. So Okay, everyone
is waking up and everyone is feeling it. Zach is like,
you know, when someone in the olden days, well not
the olden days, I feel like it was maybe like
fifteen twenty years ago, they would still wrap up your head.
Speaker 2: They don't piss me off when you say the olden days.
I just knew you were going to.
Speaker 1: Because I've never seen someone have their head like just
wrapped up like that, And usually they only do that
when you get your wisdom teeth removed. But when I
got my wisdom teeth removed a long time ago, I
didn't get a head wrapped like I didn't mean either. Yeah,
like that's nothing anymore. Yeah, but he's wearing olden just
got my listen teeth head wrap, and he's just like
he's like, my face is fat. I did not get
on a gop one for my face to be fat.
And I felt that so hard. I felt that so
freaking hard because right now I'm on a steroid and
I'm on a gop one and it's actually helping my
face like stay a little bit more slim. But I'm
noticing that it is swelling, and I'm like, work overtime, Hey,
do what you got to do, work harder than ever.
Right now I'm not playing literally, wake that shuit up,
so wake the two seppaside up. And he's like, it's
also my birthday, Like this is insane. But no one
pissed me off more than Britney, who I also can
relate to because although I did not get a mommy makeover,
I did get my boobs reduced and that those first
weeks you're not supposed to travel much less, forget your
body shaper, Like I just had to have like a
special bra on for like every day for at least
eight weeks. She the Meanwhile, they were like, Brittany, we try,
we try, which is so great. Body cast were like, yeah,
we only manage to get the bra on, but it's
so like, you guys don't understand. You have to stay
in those fajas and those bras, whatever undergarments that you're
supposed to wear, you need to stay in those, especially
when you're sleeping. And she was just too drunk to
get them in. But I loved just seeing all the
girls like try to get her in her garments Mormon garments.
Speaker 2: But.
Speaker 1: The posts op garments. Yes.
Speaker 2: One thing about Britney, she's not going to follow doctor's
orders like ever. Remember she had that ulcer and the
doctor was like, you cannot drink. She's like, well, maybe
I can just take half shots and that will be okay.
It's like, no, Britney, they do not drink. You are
tearing your stomach up. She's like, I need not te Kayla.
Speaker 1: All right. And I hate it because like that's what
made Jacks have a point sometimes, and it also makes
Kristen have a point, but the points are not in
relation to whatever we're talking about. No, it's something different. Yeah,
Jacks was just a terrible person. And also Kristin is
defending Danny, so please stop, so she's terrible too, sorry exactly,
Like that's just the way it is. That's what it
falls down to, especially while addresses it in one of
the episodes. But it is now Danny's birthday, and I'm like,
when are all these people like born like it was
nineteen seventy nine. No, no, probably not nineteen eighty three.
I don't know, it's nine. He's got to be he's got.
Speaker 2: To be like like at least what early forties. He's
got to be like forty two, forty three something like that.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're dealing with people that are Kyle
Cook's age, yeah, and Tom Schwartz age. And how old
is Schwartz? He's forty three?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, he's somewhere around. He's at least forty.
Speaker 1: Dannie's not no, damn thirty nine, he's well no, he
said twenty nine, twenty nine again, and then it was like.
Speaker 2: He's definitely over forty then, because why are you making
jokes like that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're too you're too grown. Yeah, And I don't know.
I think it is the children, so so many children
that like age him, because it seems he honestly seems
like he's like forty eight, like highline. If you told
me he was forty eight, I would believe it. I
feel like it would be more biblically accurate. Yeah, like
he might be forty three, but biblically it's forty eight.
Not said, Oh he doesn't want Janet to come anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need fair. It's his birthday. You don't want
people you don't fuck with at your birthday.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: But it's like we're filming the show, so she may
not come to this part, but she will be at
something on your birthday exactly.
Speaker 1: And Janet doesn't want to go.
Speaker 2: She's like, exactly, I hate you too, why would I
want to come, like fuck you? But I will do
at dinner.
Speaker 1: Because I exactly And this is also my show, so
be very clear. The theme of the day, they're going
on a boat and the theme is Miami Vice, which
also shows his age, because this is like, is it
like Dexter, Like I've never seen Miami Vice. I do
live in Miami. It is a show that was popular
in the old old days, but then it also got
no but like literally because there's an original one. When
there's an original like literally like the I believe it
was like the seventies, Oh all right, yeah, like legit, legit,
and then there's a newer one which is not that new,
I believe twenty tens. So they did a reboot, but
the reboot was nowhere near as popular as the regular one,
so that's important, like underscored.
Speaker 2: Well, that's how it happens with rebits. Mess all the time.
Speaker 1: But either way, like the theme is supposed to be
the same thing. I think it's like about cops in
Miami or spies and like something.
Speaker 2: I just saw the this was on colors. Colors in
mind when I hear Miami Vice.
Speaker 1: That's literally all I know about it. I wanted to
know this is because he was talking about people's fashion.
I want to know, what would you wear to a
Miami Vice boat party. I have no idea.
Speaker 2: I would probably just find a bikini that was like
brightly colored, and yes, this should be safe.
Speaker 1: That should be yeah, like you know, like colorful, colorful,
like a neon, and then like sunglasses, Yes, that's automatically safe.
And then if you're going to go for like a
sun dress, it would be like one of the ones
with like different flowers on it. If you want to
do like a corny Miami Vice theme that he's thinking,
that would be definitely accurate. Did you notice that before
they started, Janet was like Leah the nanny, I'd learned
her name. They were trying to find rooms. She's like,
do you think that the baby you could stay in here?
He's like, yeah, he did not give a fuck where
that baby was staying. Why would he does he? Ever?
Speaker 2: He's like, just get her away from me.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck That was so funny because
he was like, yeah, it's fine, and then you just
see like the lower third say Leah the nanny shout out.
Speaker 2: To Leah, yeah, like God knows. Yeah, the things that
she's seen, the things that she's heard.
Speaker 1: Great, Like that's I really want to know, Like, yeah,
give her a professional, give her a show, put her
on that whuu million dollar nannies. Have you watched that yet?
Speaker 2: Because it's not, but it is on my list because
I'm like, that's gonna be good and I'm gonna need
to talk about that.
Speaker 1: I heard that it was really good. Yeah about five
Star Weekend, Like I did a breakdown, I did a
character breakdown the timeline, but I did not do like
the season okay, well that's okay, Oh my god. We
need to do like a freaking I wish it was
pod Mess exactly exactly. Oh my god. But the good
thing about it is that literally Love Island because we
have to do Love Island this week. M hm. Love
Island UK is literally wrapping up. And I think the
Each crown the winner yesterday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I got spoiled. I just know the fen
like I didn't.
Speaker 1: I just know that you know who I wanted to win,
didn't win, so I don't know. That's what I know too.
Speaker 2: But they're still gonna, like I'm excited to see them
do the thing where the Islanders come back and they
have to probably be like you're compatible, you're not compatible,
and people.
Speaker 1: Got it that way. I love that shit. Oh yeah,
like they're savage and I'm I love that. We went
into Priya and Aiden and I'm like, get this man
out of my house. Get the fuck out of your
exactly because I I can't save you or your a
psychology degree, Like you're pissing me off to know that's real?
Speaker 2: Are we sure she's like that lady that's going around
saying that she's a doctor. What's her name, Shyanne.
Speaker 1: Oh, sh and Bryant. I don't understand. That's it.
Speaker 2: That's just that robe and stuff off Amazon for eighty
nine dollars, insane.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna getting on TikTok telling people to do
But meanwhile, so they're on the boat everyone. Tom Schwartz
is literally about to die because he should not be
drinking like that. No, he shouldn't. He's too old.
Speaker 2: You can't do it anymore. Listen, it's always a sad
day when you realize you can't do it the way
you used to. Yeah, but you gotta stop.
Speaker 1: You have to. Your body is breaking down. You're in
the middle of the ocean. That's even worse, Like, ain't
nowhere to go on land. You could at least go
to the hospital by the club, right, Oh?
Speaker 2: Not so.
Speaker 1: Then Zach is trying to enjoy the day. He checks
in the Jasmine and Jasmine gives him the download on
the SOS that Janet sits the group chat, and it's
so funny because Jasmine is like, yeah, so Kristen was
basically talking shit about us, and Brittany is honestly sick
of it and Zach. I love Zach, but this this
loyal I don't get it. But I don't understand what's
going on with Zach specifically because I can understand what
Kristen because she hates Janet, but it seems like Zach
doesn't fuck with Janet like that. But he doesn't really
have a real reason to like dislike Janet. No, it's
not as deep as Kristen. Kristen's yeah, exactly. So Brittany, Laala,
and Janet they all stay back at the hotel because
Brittany is like the pole, yeah, and I'm just going
to stay home. I'm not gonna drink, not going lovet in.
So she's just in her room. We don't see her
at all. We get into a very deep real part
that this is the episode where the general public has
now kind of changed their mind on Janet. Janet explains
to Lala that there was a situation with a guy
when she was younger, I believe in like high school,
where something happened and it was not consensual, and it
was it was just so it just sucks that we
as women have to explain that just because we don't
push someone off and say no means that that's not
what we want to do or that is what we
want to do, Like you should be able to tell
when someone is into you and when they're not. Just
because someone didn't say no does not mean yes. It
absolutely resonated. And also she said that most women have
been in a position like this before, which is completely accurate.
Speaker 2: It absolutely is. And it's even more it's so fucked
when you like don't realize it right away link her
and you're like, I.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Yeah, that was not.
Speaker 2: That I didn't want that to happen, and that was
actually assault.
Speaker 1: Literally I have to deal with that, like you left alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fucked up, and I'm sure I cannot. The
statistics are there though, I mean you have the numbers.
It's like everyone unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Literally and it's just so. But you know, obviously I
applaud her for bringing that to camera because then she
also talks about how she was raised by a single mother.
Her mom put her in therapy, but that's still she's
still carrying that, and that's something that you carry your
whole life, and it affects your relationship with men, which
she has been clear about. She has said that she
had to talk to her husband obviously Jason, about this
and also that's why she she got triggered, but like
actually triggered, not the annoying reality TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah, triggered me, Like not really, it triggered me, and
it is triggered.
Speaker 1: Exactly, and she said that that is reflected on how
she feels about Danny and kind of she's made it
her own, which obviously it's just big of her to say,
you know what, wasn't even him necessarily, I got triggered,
and it just it spills into the next few episodes,
she also, uh, you know, Lala, Lala is the one
who's the sounding board for her. And this is where
I'm like, Okay, now I feel like Lala is really
in the group, because when she first got there, I'm
still like, why is she here? She would not be
hanging with these people they really wanted Shena. And I'm like, Jasmine, like,
you really would not be fucking with these people, and
you can't just come in here. While she's been a
necessary not even evil, she's been a necessary pointer out
truth teller. It's been good. She even brought back the
black scent like she's putting out all the tricks in
the book we talked about that. She has been necessary. Yes,
it's sad, baby, but now I'm like, okay, she is
really putting in like the emotional labor, having these hard
conversations and also able to relay that back to the
group without necessarily spilling like all the tea and treating
it insensitively.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So she did a great job. She did a
great job in that conversation. And also unrelated, I really
liked her bathing suit that she was so like.
Speaker 1: I need that linked, I need that need that Okay,
link it. Meanwhile, on the boat, I wanted to know
how you felt about this. Michelle and Lacey have a conversation,
and Michelle is just like, very honest about her feelings.
We talked about this a little bit before on the
last episode that we talked about the Valley. It's still
a little weird to see that she feels uncomfortable with
Jesse and Lacy showing like physical attraction in front of her.
And I guess because I haven't been married or have
been around a situation where I have to be with
my ex and his new person, even if I'm the
one who didn't want the relationship anymore, I just I
can't imagine like caring like that. But it might be
a different situation since they were married. What did you think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to I'm trying to see her point
of view, and obviously nobody wants to see that even
if you did ask for the divorce. Like, it's just weird.
It's not something that like, it's not a normal situation. Yeah,
that is fue It's a little odd. But I do
have to go back to her when she had that
boyfriend that said she's not active enough or whatever, and
so she she did have him around and was doing
whatever they were doing. So that's where she kind of
loses me. But I was like, do you think she
went it's not funny. Do you think she went to Lacey?
Because it was a nice conversation that they had. Lacey's great, Like, yes,
I can't say enough good things about her, because that
I'm sure was uncomfortable for her too, because like, what
do you want me to do? Yeah, that's my man,
I know.
Speaker 1: Because she was so like, yeah, we can't forget understand,
which I understand, but like, I like how honest she was.
She was like you called me ugly.
Speaker 2: Right, and you like didn't want your kid to me,
Like it was a whole bunch of like it's weird.
It's a weird situation. But do you think Michelle went
to her because she like first tried to have that
talk with Jesse and Jesse was like get over it,
like I'm not going to stop. So she's like, well,
let me go talk to Lacey. Or do you think
she would have talked to her about it even if
Jesse was like receptive to it, because I don't think
that needed to be brought to Lacey. To be honest
with you, that's not her. Yeah, that's no. Son't even
say it's inappropriate.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I didn't know like how to
put it into words, but you explained that perfectly because
that's not for her to carry. And that's not a
beef that they have either, because like when you were
talking about the kid, you were talking about Isabella, like
you know, your access to Isabella and how you felt
about that. But now it's literally talking about how hard
it is for her to see you guys together. That's
a bit weird. Yeah, like sorry, question mark, but I
but what do I do? What we want me to
do exactly? That's my man and we're together.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that definitely was not Lacey's cross to beer.
I didn't get that part, no, But anyways, we get
into Jesse telling Kristen about Luke, basically saying like, I'm
not really thinking about a wedding, and Kristin is like, what,
I don't know, you fucking lion, which is a fear
of conversation, which we will visit later on obviously. Michelle. Okay,
so they're done with the boat day and we are
going to the birthday dinner. I guess this is what
that is.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's birthday, birthday and he loves it. By the way,
he will not shut up about it. He's giving that
girl from Vanner Pumper Rules, the racist one that has
her own show. Now. Oh yeah, so that she was canceled,
giving her a run for her money with the birthday situation.
Speaker 1: Insufferable my god. So okay, Brittany confronts Nia about Yeah,
about how Janet told them how basically Kristin said, Nia,
I'm not in the Kristen said, Zach and Jasmine are
number one, number two who need to stop drinking. Brittany
is like, I'm not having it, Like why did you
say that? Straight up? And Kristen straight up lies and
says that she didn't say it like that, and I'm like,
why are you lying? We literally saw you and they're showing.
Janet comes up during the conversation and Kristen is just like,
I'm sorry. You know, it was funny as fuck.
Speaker 2: I hate that I laughed at that. But Jennett said
something like, it's not how you talk to your friends
or something. You don't talk to your friends that way,
Christens and your dad talk to your friends like a child.
Speaker 1: But it was so funny. It was funny straight up.
Speaker 2: Like I was like, you know what, I'm out of here.
I'm not doing this with you tonight.
Speaker 1: It was fuddy and it's like it's it's insane. La.
La also decides that she is gonna take this time
to confront all the men plaint.
Speaker 2: Blank amazing work in her head scarf. She sat down
at that table with them like she get a left
and boss, holy shit, I said, maybe he is inside
for her.
Speaker 1: Just kidding, that's that's head. So Jesse pisses me off
as he always does, pisses her off too, pisses her off,
and he goes if anyone wants to get to Danny,
and it has a problem with Danny's drinking and dancing,
they have to go through me first, and I'm like,
I was like, oh, I'm so scared.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do in your linen pants and
your velvet shoes whatever?
Speaker 1: She said like.
Speaker 2: That, And it's the Danny's dancing too, Like no one
has had an issue with that except his wife.
Speaker 1: She made up that rule. The topics it was all
Nia And that's the craziest part of watching this is
like this is literally Nia's fault. She's the one who's
like she realistically she went in the club. She was like, honey,
just try to move your upper half. Now your lower half,
because she tried to make inappropriate right.
Speaker 2: She thinks it's inappropriate, yes, and she yes putting this
because she don't want him act in this way either,
but she won't just fucking say that, And that's what
pisses me off because he's getting on her nerves too.
But she's like, it's these people, Danielle, listen to your wife.
Oh you want him to stop, but you try to
put it on everyone else. And then he's super not
gonna listen. That doesn't even make sense what you're doing, Nia,
but your communication is so.
Speaker 1: Good, exactly exactly. So we get to that part where
Danny gets like with Lalla and he goes no ship
and then she's like, you're not gonna talk to me
like that. I ain't your wife, and that's when cue wife.
She gets up. She does that physical touching I hate,
like she hangs around like a monkey and I'm like,
please get this fucking like that. Fucking my nephew used
to love this little doll that was like a monkey
that you could it was velcrow and you could scrap
it around your neck. That was his favorite fucking toy.
That's how she is with Danny, hanging around his neck
trying to she feels like she's physically there. Then he'll
listen to her and he looks in her face and
it is like fuck that it mix grageous him. She's like,
listen to your wife, don't beat don't be antagonizing, honey,
don't antagonizing. And then Jesse and La La are going
at it, and then she accidentally calls Jesse Danny and
then he's like, that's not Danny, I'm Danny. He's like,
you're fucking interchangeable, like fuck both of y'all, and they said,
you know you are, like what that doesn't even make sense.
He was getting ate up so bad that he didn't
know what to do. Let's let's just get that. Let's
just you know. I was like, I don't give a fuck.
I can't stand either one of y'all. You look the
same to me, literally, And meanwhile Lacey is loving it.
Did you notice that? Yes? It was so freaking funny.
And then he goes like Neil trying to get in away.
He's like, go to your husband, and she's like, you
are the reason I don't want a husband. If this
is what it is, I don't want it. I can't
imagine having to have four kids. Like she goes with asagynistic, small,
peter pan looking fuck and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, oh oh.
Speaker 1: The horn on him exactly clean. It was just so
fucking good. Then Nia's trying to get him up. She's like,
I'm going back to the room, and he's like, oh,
absolutely the fuck. Now I'm getting a drink. It's my birthday.
I was like, ain't no way, after all this you
decide now is when you want to get a drink
Tequila seven up please at the bar, getting his happy
birthday cake plate done by himself, solo dolo. Meanwhile, I
need to go call my sponsor because I'm about to
take a bottle of honey straight to the face. And
I'm like, wow, this is cinema, this this is demonic,
this is hilarious, so good.
Speaker 2: Because she's pissed, she's like, my sobriety depends on me
taking accountability. I'm not fucking playing okay, And I was like, well,
that's actually a good point. She's like, now I got
to make amends and do all this bullshit. You've pissed
her off. Now, now you've pissed her off. And now
Nia's pissed off because Danny won't go with her. And
she's like, these people are terrible people, daniel you want
to spend your birthday with terrible people, Come with your wife.
He's like, fuck my wife.
Speaker 1: No o, y'all you're terrible people.
Speaker 2: Yes, So she's mad at everyone, She's mad at him,
she is leaving. I was like, you hate him too,
This is the this is the thing you're mad at, Danielle.
Speaker 1: You're not mad at everyone else. Jasmine is like, this
is exactly what the fuck I was talking about. We
don't feel uncomfortable because you're gyrating your hips. We feel
uncomfortable the way that you speak to women, the way
that you act, you know, like multiple things that you
do is what makes us feel uncomfortable in general, the
whole root. Yep, So that was insane. And Janet just
explains like why she felt uncomfortable in the pantry because
like he just came in, he closed the door, and
she's like, what's happening here? That's just all It's weird.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's weird when you're like ripping shots in there too, like.
Speaker 1: Right, and no one knows what you're doing, and they
keep talking about how many shots or whatever or was
he chugging It doesn't matter, that's not the point in
the pantry and you close the door, So it was weird.
Why would you close the door something? And also like
I don't know, like it's just weird, weird situation to be.
Speaker 2: There and stopping. I hate it when weird shit happens
and people are acting like it's not weird. There's nothing
annoys me more than that, Like that is weird. I
would be telling everyone about it too, starting with my husband,
like that's fucking weird.
Speaker 1: Immediately, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: What are you about to do? Why would you close
the door to the pantry while we're in it?
Speaker 1: Exactly, there's nothing you see, there's another person there. So
that's how the episode ends, and it is just actually
hilarious because you just see exactly how terrible Danny is
and how much he doesn't give a point blank period.
But yeah, so we will be talking the next episode
on Raven's episode, But first I just wanted to show
you guys, the valley has released their reunion the reunion looks,
and we just wanted to just go through them in general.
So I'm stressed. Can you see the screen? Yes? Perfect?
In case you missed it, this is the season three
reunion looks. Oh god, why am I looking at me?
Oh wait, hold on, that's you. Let's move you around?
Is that better? Yes? Perfect? I'm not Kndrick. I don't
do it on Zoom. I usually do it on the riverside, guys,
So I think you're doing a great job. Thank you
to Kendrick for doing it on Zoom during your amazing
Love Island USA extravaganza that you guys have been. You
guys wrapped up, but you did an amazing job at that. Thanks.
Oh he did a great job, definitely at that exactly.
Both of y'all were like, it's it's it's a visual
aid is always needed. Mm hmm. Okay, Now, I hate
to say anything positive about Danny, but I will say
this is a nice suit. No, it is. It's a
nice dude. And he's like four nine, So I know
that was hard. So like a shadow, Taylor, are we
doing reading? Let's do one through five? Okay, I'm gonna
say four. He took the number right out of my mouth.
And I hate to say that, but that's like what
I have to give him, because I have to be honest. Nia.
A lot of people did not like this extra like
dreeping at the top, but I think that it adds
to the dress, because if it was just the dress,
it would it's not enough Plaine, especially with that hair style,
she would have to do her here. I do think
that she could offer like some jewelry up, but I
don't really I don't dislike this.
Speaker 2: No, she looks nice. The color is good. Yeah, she's
really tam she looks really beautiful. Yeah, I would say
a three just because it's not.
Speaker 1: See, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Excited about it, but she looks great.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give her a four, but grudgingly. Luke Broderick, No, Salmon,
it's a terrible I don't like what is the necklace? Like,
why you have a Cuban link? Go on? Why do
you even on?
Speaker 2: You have the mcdee dynasty belty tally got that from
mcdee and day.
Speaker 1: And Cattle like always wearing their merch.
Speaker 2: Always like, give it up, Luke, Kristen is not moving
to Gallatin, Okay, And that.
Speaker 1: Lied and you believed her, dummy, I don't like that.
I'm gonna do I'm actually gonna do it. One. I
don't give a fuck about the value. Like usually I
try to spirit people's feelings. I like the show, but
I don't like a lot of the people. So this
is gonna be one. Yeah, I'm gonna have to go
with you.
Speaker 2: It's just not like I don't know, it feels like
there's no I know that he put effort into it
because he like did his hair and like shaped or whatever,
but it's just not doing anything for me one exactly.
Speaker 1: And that color is just crazy. Now this is the viral. Oh,
everyone has something to say. Okay, I want to start
by saying, I understand that Brittany has a new body,
so she wants to show it off. However, Kama, and
it's an ugly dress to show it off. Though I'm
all for that. It's imagine wearing this and then sitting down,
and then sitting down that has to be uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: It looks uncomfortable standing up, to be honest.
Speaker 1: For it's like ten hours of the reunion. They you
know it's going to be three parts too. Oh, you
gotta just better not be three parts. I wouldn't literally
bet the farm, but it's going to.
Speaker 2: Be three parts. Don't know betting on the farm. They
don't even have that ship no more. Okay, b Dynasty.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I I think her titties look good. Distressed
is not it at all? I'm gonna but it's not
as bad as like, I don't know. Okay, the window
sealed piek a boo. Part of it is about it's
like bowls and then it's a were set and then
it's like what was that beads and draping.
Speaker 2: It looks like a top and a skirt, like the
two do not go together.
Speaker 1: I'm not too busy. What are you giving it? One?
I hate I hate it.
Speaker 2: I hate it to death, like seriously, it's really her body. No,
her body is great, but the dust is terrible. She
should have done something else. We have Janet sleek, slick classic.
I I will say I wish her hair was up,
but the rest it's tea like, it's simple.
Speaker 1: The color is beautiful. She's skin ty like titty sitting.
Speaker 2: It looks great. Is her hair that length? Did she
is that a cut? Or is it just like push
like back behind her.
Speaker 1: I think it's pushed back on the internead, but either
way I would like it up. So that's the only
reason I'm knocking off from one point.
Speaker 2: But I so I can see her hearings or something,
because it's like she doesn't have any Julie going on.
But it's okay, I get it, like the simple, sleek look.
I lab at mm.
Speaker 1: Hmm four okay proof Melissa, who has been a part
of obviously the show. I think it is bride'smaid or
bigtime Bridemaid necessarily a reunion. And also I'm in the
mind of it because they just got married and we
just we will be seeing them shop for dresses or
at least Jasmine shop for dresses. I and also they
hear gives bridemaid. It's like she was like, I'm going
to a wedding. She looks, you don't. It's it's not
I'm gonna give it a too. I don't like it.
Speaker 2: Yep too the dress, No no, no, Jason forgotten honey, Harvey, Yeah,
the fuck, don't piss me off, because I like pissed
off two simple and then you're too fine for it
to be a two.
Speaker 1: But that's what it is. You know, and you know
how hard that is. But you're the only time one
on the show. Mm hmm. Okay, Kristen, mm hmmm. I
don't think that this necessarily eats, but it's better. It's
better than what I thought Kristen could do. I feel
like a three backhanded. Sorry, it's just look at the
references that I'm talking about the pastor unions and you'll understand. Yeah,
I don't. I don't like this at all.
Speaker 2: I don't like her hair, I don't like the print
of the dress, whatever that is, the color, how much
the color should be a little darker or something.
Speaker 1: Two. Oh, okay, I'm gonna give it a three, just
because I don't know. It's better than I thought she
would Okay, Oh, Jasmine, I don't know where it begins.
Speaker 2: That's like the dress that the top part and it
looks like it's smushing her down. That looks uncomfortable. The
fit is just I don't like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Unflattering, and it doesn't photograph well. Then doesn't fit well.
And there's so many things going on. That's the only
thing that's saving her is that shoe and that face.
That mug. Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Know, because it could have been like I understand. I
see the vision. The gold on the brown skin right,
was gonna be really good, but it's just flattering.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm yeah too, Lala, No, what is this? I
just don't know where she's going because it don't know
where she's going either. But where are you going? Was
the Housewives re you egan.
Speaker 2: That? Honestly, that could be a mother of the Bride
dress too. Yeah, it's giving m h I hate to say,
tell me, tell me she looks how Heathergate be looking
at the regils. Oh my Godna, I don't like that
for her. I know what she's working with and so
you don't have to out mm hmm.
Speaker 1: It was last minute. She ran to Blooming Deals.
Speaker 2: Okay, she saw the dress and was like, I guess
I'll try it on. I put it on and was like,
who is this? Yeah, we said the same thing.
Speaker 1: Who is that? Yeah? Wow, it makes sense. Jesse Lally,
that's classic Justice. He's standing like that. He looks so goofy.
Why is he posts like that? Nobody my angel on
top of the tree exactly, Jesse school like, what the fuck?
Your mom said? Smile? Yeah, it's classic Jesse, though, I
will I'm gonna give it a three point.
Speaker 2: Five whatever, he can have it two, got a one,
he can get it too.
Speaker 1: Oh, now, Lacey Nicole, she looks like she's going to
the O c ringion. But this is a positive for
me because I feel like, even though her hair needs
a little bit more toner, the dress is nice on
her skin and it's also draped. I don't know. For
some reason, it's working for me. It gives me like
a muse from Hercules. Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's giving that. But I think the color, I
think it's washing.
Speaker 1: Her out in the color of the blonde. Do you think. Yeah,
like the way that it matches the blonde so much,
it's like too much almost.
Speaker 2: Yes, her hair is like just running right into it.
Speaker 1: That's fair. I'm gonna give her a three, though, because
I do like the way it fits, and I like
I see the vision and I see like even the
puts the foot out. She's like, look at my shoe,
and it kind of like it's like, yes, what do
you give it? Oh?
Speaker 2: I have to give it a too. I'm sorry, Lacy.
Speaker 1: That's fair. There are so many people in this cast. Okay, Benji,
this is a cloth, Benji, you ward, I love that
nice ass suit. Oh yeah that yeah, from in the
forest Green. The way his hair is slipped back, I
mean the APO fit like that eats down five yeah,
five Michelle, also I won't say five. Oh, hold on
her toes are also cramped. Some space, give her some
hold on it. When I was scrolling down, I was like, oh,
give her five feet. I do. I do like the dress?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dress is pretty. You know what I wish you
wore the dress that she wore to Schwartz's casino night whatever.
That that part that dress was everything. I wouldn't even
care if she wore it again.
Speaker 1: It was so te Oh my god, Tom Schwartz, I've
seen this. Excuse me, isn't that what Luke is wearing.
It's very similar. It's what's better on shorts. It looks
better on Yeah, something about the fit.
Speaker 2: The shirt is.
Speaker 1: No Cuban link, nob dynasty belt. Yeah it looks dynasty lurch. Yeah,
it looks better and he looks he looks good. A
three instead of a one, I feel, yeah, I can
go with the three too.
Speaker 2: Da exacting this smirk. Yes, but he knows something about
so mischievous. Yes, what does he know?
Speaker 1: And he's gonna tell you. And I also want to
shout out, not only is this a very well fit
tailored to color, yeah, he also has an ice outpin.
So yeah, five tens across the board. I feel like
it's so good. Oh, thank god we're doing that cast? God.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm like, how many more going through Baddie's cast?
How many more people? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Zach honestly ate with that. And Benji him and Benji
best dressed. Yeah, I see what they did there.
Speaker 1: Okay. So the last thing is obviously the Claudia Jordan.
She is talking about what's going on with Porsha.
Speaker 2: Of course she is, what's going on with Porshaw.
Speaker 1: He has talking. She's basically commenting on where, which I'm like,
I'm sick of Claudia, but she is making a good
point where Porscha was basically like, oh, we were on
our way back. I was open to talking to Shmiyah
before she threw that. Obviously your mom and your daughter bomb.
So Claudia is like, that's complete bullshit. You were not open,
That's true. So that's what she's saying on the Carlos
King podcast. So she said, stop playing our faces. Stop
playing our faces. It's like you were never going to
be cool with her again, it was not going to happen.
And this is working for you. You're looking at the
Queen Bee, you got all your subjects around you. They're
all kissing your ass, and it's a great place for you.
She said that she's got her own knee leaks on
the show now, and she's like, I'm loving it. But
I would be friend if you said you didn't look cute.
Though you look cute. Okay, never mind, I won't say
that because I'd be hating. She went on to reiterate
any notion of Porsia making up with Shemiah was a lie.
So I'm in two minds when it comes to this, Claudia.
You're completely right. Porsia had no intention of making up
with Shemiah before and especially after this whole mom thing
and this whole till our thing drop as she shouldn't.
But also you are being a hater and as usual,
as usual, I don't want herself. What is it now?
What now? She can't help herself. It's just like I
just have to say, by the way, yeah.
Speaker 2: Like that's the thing that you decided to say out
of all the things to be said.
Speaker 1: Because we can talkay, we could talk about how obviously,
you know, should be a should be a can't get
she can't get out of her own way. But at
the same time, it's like it doesn't really matter what
happened once she said that, like that's just it exactly,
I don't give a fuck. I would take it lower
than hell. I don't care, like it was just too much. Well,
you guys, thank you for coming along with us. I'm
still shocked like that ever, Thank you for coming along
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