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<v Speaker 1>Meaning a light Man like this man letting butterfly flapping

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<v Speaker 1>and wing big down in the forest.

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<v Speaker 2>Man gonna cause the tree fold, letting five thousand miles away.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, nobody seen nobody. You don't need to know. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't. It's like you followed another story and you

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<v Speaker 1>got back to fect that that's still win. Man, don't

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<v Speaker 1>black and dag on Panama. Man, Man, you don't don't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>Man anyway, taking time to.

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<v Speaker 2>Have me on recording? Now, by the way, are we Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I just did you reminded me I should probably do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, great, Okay, We're just we missed out a whole

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of ship where we were talking.

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<v Speaker 2>Get a great bit. Uh, Shall we have a really

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<v Speaker 2>unclear intro that will leave the audience confused and angered?

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<v Speaker 1>Capture with our show where you feel like you walked

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<v Speaker 1>into a deeply uncomfortable room and yeah, don't know whether

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<v Speaker 1>you're half in half out, Like where should I be

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<v Speaker 1>had right now?

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<v Speaker 2>You should feel like you you took the wrong turn

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<v Speaker 2>on a hall and instead of like walking in to

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<v Speaker 2>see your accountant, you walked into like a white trash

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<v Speaker 2>funeral and Grandma's you know she's she's spread out and

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<v Speaker 2>like your brauns and Uncle Randma screaming at each other

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<v Speaker 2>about a about a four thousand dollars life insurance policy.

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<v Speaker 2>That should be the experience of listening to this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>So you turned the corner. You're in a white trash funeral.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in the back rooms, and if this is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a nasty afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>One of my buddies, and it's generally, from what I've heard,

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<v Speaker 2>a very positive job. But he started working at a

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<v Speaker 2>funeral home and there are pros and comes to the job.

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<v Speaker 2>The pros are you provide an actual, legitimate service in

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<v Speaker 2>exchange for money. It's not a given in this world.

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<v Speaker 2>The downside is as badly behaved as you think someone

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<v Speaker 2>would act at a funeral, just ten x that. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>there there's a whole behind the office system for marking

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<v Speaker 2>troubled individuals. There's there's there's lying, cheating, forgery, right uh

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<v Speaker 2>for for the smallest amount of money you can imagine.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you would think it would be unidirectional. That everyone

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<v Speaker 1>gets the idea that it's the funeral homes are taking

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<v Speaker 1>advantage of people, but it could very well be the

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<v Speaker 1>other way around. It's a divorce attorney you're dealing with

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<v Speaker 1>people who are whose entire financial universe is blowing up

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<v Speaker 1>before your eyes, and you're hoping that you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>get paid, you know, like maybe maybe things get lost

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<v Speaker 1>in the shuffle. Funny story, one of the agencies that

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<v Speaker 1>I worked for years ago primarily dealt with funeral homes,

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<v Speaker 1>but all the other sort of satellite organizations and companies,

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<v Speaker 1>and they call it death care. You've got your healthcare

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<v Speaker 1>over here, but then there's a death care industry, and

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<v Speaker 1>the unfortunate news is death care is booming, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>a sector, that's an industry, I guess you could call it.

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<v Speaker 1>That is very attractive to investors right now because you're

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<v Speaker 1>seeing it now, but you're going to see it even

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<v Speaker 1>more in the future. Boomers just dying, and then there's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be a lot it's a very real logistical

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<v Speaker 1>problem considering the cemetery space you're going to need to

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<v Speaker 1>facilitate all this because, as we were talking about before

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<v Speaker 1>we went live, boomers, you know, they take their life

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<v Speaker 1>and death very seriously. You know, we're talking about made

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<v Speaker 1>up here in Canada, and I think the line we

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<v Speaker 1>ended on was there's so many people who should be

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<v Speaker 1>committing suicide that aren't. And that's a problem. And we

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<v Speaker 1>were saying that boomers they cling on, they clean on

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<v Speaker 1>right to the very end. But they're going to have

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<v Speaker 1>money put aside for a big funeral, a big grave plot,

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<v Speaker 1>and then what are you gonna do? Like this is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be the salad days for funeral homes. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a strange thing to think, like you gotta think ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>what are we gonna do with all these fucking corpses?

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, that's what they're talking about their conventions.

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<v Speaker 2>Weirdly, one of the other big problems is the desire

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<v Speaker 2>to cling on to life so strongly that you just

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<v Speaker 2>never make any plans whatsoever, like no will, because that

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<v Speaker 2>would require you to admit that you were mortal, that

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<v Speaker 2>you might not be around. Just no planning whatsoever. And

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<v Speaker 2>uh yeah, man, it's uh, it's it's grim. But let

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<v Speaker 2>me tell you. You say, it's like divorce, but only

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<v Speaker 2>half of people need a divorce lawyer. One people need

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<v Speaker 2>a guy to cart their corpse around. And so you know,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're looking for for job security, it's probably a

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<v Speaker 2>pretty decent bet. I as far as I understand the

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<v Speaker 2>working conditions, are somewhat grim, but uh, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>every job is in some way humiliating and soul killing.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's kind of just up to you, where are

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<v Speaker 2>you apportion that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna say this. Jay Burden is such a

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<v Speaker 1>pro and so good at this job of hosts. It

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<v Speaker 1>sounded like he was teeing up for a sponsor ad.

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<v Speaker 1>Read right there like I could death brought to you

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<v Speaker 1>by James's fucking corpse eaters. I did not think that through.

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<v Speaker 1>I got I got to talk about walking into a

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<v Speaker 1>room that you don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're an advertising guy, you get halfway through and

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, we can't advertise. This seems cannibalism. This what

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<v Speaker 2>have we been advertising? We're looking for recruits, We're looking for.

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<v Speaker 1>Why the funk? Not nothing? Nothing matters that. I'm just nihilistic,

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<v Speaker 1>Don Draper.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing matters.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone dies, everyone's gay.

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<v Speaker 2>You're drinking not to get through the day, but just

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<v Speaker 2>to sort of numb the existential dread that all is vanity.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone mad men drinking. It's like, I just I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know we couldn't do that. Everyone in the office pretending

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<v Speaker 1>that they're not drinking, and things like it's this is

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<v Speaker 1>alcohol like a fucking gym Downey bit.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got an idea of resurrecting mad men, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>doing what we kind of do here, uh in the West,

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<v Speaker 2>which is we take something that's successful and reboot it,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, years later. But instead of being about you know,

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<v Speaker 2>chisel jawed, clean shaven, high powered advertising executives, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>the modern day version of that, which is like thirteen

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<v Speaker 2>of the dimmest people you went to college, all on

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<v Speaker 2>a Zoom meeting, you know, trying to figure out what

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<v Speaker 2>they can steal from Canva and pass off as their

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<v Speaker 2>own work. And they're also alcoholics.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really just a documentary on what it's like to

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<v Speaker 1>being an ad agency. Right now, you just describe my

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<v Speaker 1>fucking life. How can I cheat shutter Stock? Okay? Do

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<v Speaker 1>they still already allowed to pirate Adobe? It's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>know there's a new version, but they don't really have

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<v Speaker 1>anything that matters. It's AI, who gives a fuck? All

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<v Speaker 1>I need is the Lasso tool.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, I mean to that point, man, I have and this,

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<v Speaker 2>for the sake of any Adobe account executive is satirical.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a joke, but as someone who's only used pirated

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<v Speaker 2>versions of Adobe software. I actually do not know the

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<v Speaker 2>English name for any function because like I just learned

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<v Speaker 2>it all pictorially, you know, so it's like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's cyrillic. It's like the R shape. What do you

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<v Speaker 2>want me to say?

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<v Speaker 1>It's so fucking funny, just and you just downloaded by

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<v Speaker 1>acent there is an English version. It's like, fuck it,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna learn strill.

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<v Speaker 2>Like man on per one hundred percent. It was like

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<v Speaker 2>when I was like fourteen the first time I did it,

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<v Speaker 2>and now it's like, well, I mean it's not like

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<v Speaker 2>I look at the terms anyway, Like what is it?

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<v Speaker 1>This is how the rest of the world does it.

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<v Speaker 1>They get a cracked version of something that's English, so

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<v Speaker 1>they have to learn English. And that's what got into

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<v Speaker 1>this predicament.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, really sick you're saying, is times is that I'm

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<v Speaker 2>part of the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying every single person is a part of the problem,

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<v Speaker 1>and they need to be aware of what part they

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<v Speaker 1>have to play.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, maybe maybe we can kind of we can

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<v Speaker 2>align some interests here. Canada wants to kill people and

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<v Speaker 2>Doobe wants to suck people dry and punish them harshly

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<v Speaker 2>for pirting their software so so far made is like

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<v Speaker 2>a therapy, right, it's medical treatment. Oh you've got ibs.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're old.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're a.

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<v Speaker 2>White person, so just kill yourself. What if we added

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<v Speaker 2>another additional criteria, which is that Adobe sends a box

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<v Speaker 2>truck to your house, throws you in the back, and

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<v Speaker 2>then takes you to Canadian doctor and kills you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I like that idea, just off the top.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, I'm going to give you my read on

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<v Speaker 1>that idea, my gut reaction. I like it because I

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<v Speaker 1>like the idea of being thrown in a truck and

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<v Speaker 1>killed generally if Adobe is involved, sure, if Ike is involved,

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<v Speaker 1>why not. See, I just really want I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get I really want to be thrown into a truck

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<v Speaker 1>and slaughtered. And I think it sucks that the Canadian

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<v Speaker 1>government's doing it because you get the sense they're going

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<v Speaker 1>to give you estrogen before they do it, they're doing

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<v Speaker 1>a pump you full of something.

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<v Speaker 2>Just because also being killed in a gay way, which

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<v Speaker 2>I think, you know, ultimately, if we're looking at you know,

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<v Speaker 2>what is the deepest, darkest fear of man, It's like

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<v Speaker 2>death is there, but really it's dying in like a

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<v Speaker 2>gay way because like you think about it, like you know,

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<v Speaker 2>men have always been, you know, involved in war and conflicts,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know, the guys who you know saw their

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<v Speaker 2>friends die kind of edit the stories, right, you get

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<v Speaker 2>the like noble version of it, and you know film

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<v Speaker 2>they kind of show you, you know, once you have

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<v Speaker 2>you know, movies, what it's like. But now, thanks to

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<v Speaker 2>like four k uh drone footage, we get to see

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<v Speaker 2>the horrors of war, not only in some poor Russian

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<v Speaker 2>conscript being turned into chef boyardy, but also we get

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<v Speaker 2>to see the like, oh you you look stupid, which

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<v Speaker 2>is just like to be on a state literally fate

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<v Speaker 2>worse than death, and so the Canadian government euthanizing you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, well you die, that's you know, not always

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<v Speaker 2>a positive, but also that you're right, they are going

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<v Speaker 2>to make you gay before they kill you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm there on what I assume is an operating table.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm imagining like a lethal injection in a prison, because

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<v Speaker 1>why why wouldn't they And then as I'm fading, as

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<v Speaker 1>my eyes are dimming, I see a drone flying overhead

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<v Speaker 1>recording it. And then before it goes back, I see

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<v Speaker 1>they're taking out the lipstick to put lipstick on me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's well, now I'm gaining from the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the uh this is this is super dark. But

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<v Speaker 2>one of my my brother in law, actually has been

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<v Speaker 2>writing or an article about euthanasia and so he's just

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<v Speaker 2>been kind of interested in this topic and he pulled

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<v Speaker 2>it was from the Atlantic, this article because what they're

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<v Speaker 2>doing that's super cool in the Netherlands is that they

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<v Speaker 2>are they're extending these sort of programs to minors. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're like sixteen, you can get it done. And

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<v Speaker 2>the tone of it is, of course, you know, relatively neutral.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, uh, maybe it is cool to kill teenagers,

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<v Speaker 2>which you know, I'm sympathetic to that argument. But there's

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<v Speaker 2>this like sort of slice of life where you're you're

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<v Speaker 2>seeing like the first one of the first kids get

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<v Speaker 2>such a dignified moment. And that's how they describe it,

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<v Speaker 2>of course. And then the actual thing is that they

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<v Speaker 2>It came out of a checks box in two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>See I've been I've been nursing this theory for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>That Jay Burns actually like almost forty. He's been making

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<v Speaker 1>this gen Z guy. No, he's a fucking unk. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a unk reference right there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm a I'm a as the kid say, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, I wouldn't get gets up in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>That is actually true. That's just a there is a

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<v Speaker 2>And I have, I've I've rolled like a gnat one.

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<v Speaker 2>I got knees. Tell you there's just no cartilage left.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you up to?

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<v Speaker 1>J What have you been doing with your knees?

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<v Speaker 2>Part of it like a series of like injuries in

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<v Speaker 2>just do like wrestling in jiu jitsu, your knees are

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<v Speaker 2>about you either pursue alternate activities or do those activities differently.

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<v Speaker 2>And my response is that sounds gay. So I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>going to wake up every morning in moderate to severe

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<v Speaker 2>pain and look longingly over at the shotgun in a

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. What's wild is that if I explain that to

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<v Speaker 1>a younger version of myself, they might see that as horrific.

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<v Speaker 1>But having gone through it, I think now I'm there.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, Okay, it's not so bad. If I had

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<v Speaker 1>my penis. I'm just sick of the shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, good news. You know when when you when you

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<v Speaker 2>go to the doctor and you're euthanized live via drone footage,

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<v Speaker 2>your organs will be redistributed, and there is there's a

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<v Speaker 2>little somewhere out in the world, maybe a programmer or

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<v Speaker 2>a graphic designer. It's gonna get your penis dimes surgically attached,

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<v Speaker 2>so you will live.

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<v Speaker 1>A graphic designer, he will squander it. Because you know

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<v Speaker 1>when you're when you're young, in your teens, your twenties,

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<v Speaker 1>and you hear a story about someone who got their

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<v Speaker 1>penis exploded by a grenade or bitten off by a

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<v Speaker 1>clown or something. You're thinking, Man, if that was me,

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<v Speaker 1>a Unich something happened chemical like at too few or

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<v Speaker 1>too many vaccines, whatever it is, I'd say, Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't It's gotten me nothing but trouble my entire life.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it can focus on I got a new smoker

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<v Speaker 1>last year. I can refocus on that. There's so much

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<v Speaker 1>ship in life that I can attend to if I

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're I think you're onto something. There.

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<v Speaker 1>See, here's here's the thing. Here's the thing, Jake, I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta say this. I'm say this will start. I'm under

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<v Speaker 1>you right because real eager beavers will recall Jay's been

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<v Speaker 1>doing this for so long, such a wonderful show, a

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<v Speaker 1>popular show. And you will recall that I used to

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<v Speaker 1>be Jay's insane retard friend who used to come on

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<v Speaker 1>this show all the time, and then Jay went and

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<v Speaker 1>trade it up. He thinks that I wouldn't notice. He

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<v Speaker 1>thinks that people wouldn't notice he swaps me out for Bird.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to come on here and say all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff Cleo.

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<v Speaker 2>Say that I want.

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<v Speaker 1>Cleopatra was made of water or whatever the fuck? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>The World Trade Center was a pyramid. I used to

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<v Speaker 1>say that. I used to be his guy for that DNA.

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<v Speaker 2>I realized I might be spoiling this here, But I

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<v Speaker 2>think what I should do is sort of a parent

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<v Speaker 2>trap esque situation where I invite both you and Bird

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<v Speaker 2>to speak to me separately, and then I surreptitiously record

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<v Speaker 2>that conversation, but I never say anything. Yeah, kind of

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<v Speaker 2>closing the loop. So that I've much like you have

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<v Speaker 2>eliminated your penis as a vestigial organ, I will have

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<v Speaker 2>eliminated myself as a podcast host as an ultimately vestigial

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<v Speaker 2>Internet organ.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I like that idea. Second of all,

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<v Speaker 1>parent trap, another old ass reference, just another drop in

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<v Speaker 1>the bucket.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but when did this the second one came out?

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<v Speaker 1>If you told me there's seven of them, I like

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<v Speaker 1>Freaky Friday. They just keep doing them, and I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if I bet there's twenty, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Okay. It came out in ninety eight, which was

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<v Speaker 2>before I was born. But it's like, well within the

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<v Speaker 2>range of what random DVDs did some member of your

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<v Speaker 2>family have, so that on like Thanksgiving or Christmas when

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<v Speaker 2>they were like, all right, kids, go do something. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like the film you end up watching.

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<v Speaker 1>Only houses that had just a collection of only bad movies.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, one hundred percent. It's It's why I've seen like

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<v Speaker 2>the first Madagascar film probably one hundred times. It is

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<v Speaker 2>just burned into my brain, never consciously, like never, never.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, there's no consent given.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like two copies of Howard the Duck.

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<v Speaker 2>How yeah, why did you go back to buy a

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<v Speaker 2>second one? Is this such high demand? You're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we can't. We can't just leave this on VHS. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a classic. I'm gonna have it on DVD too.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like found no one has Jurassic Park, no one

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<v Speaker 1>has Terminator too? What the fuck are we doing? Because

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<v Speaker 1>back then you're thinking, you know, we'll catch it on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll let the TV tell me when I'm in the

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<v Speaker 1>mood to watch Terminator.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's one of the other the other ones that

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<v Speaker 2>I did very distinctly remember. Uh is like very very

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<v Speaker 2>early in a digital era where like we were kind

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<v Speaker 2>of first starting to like download movies onto like the

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<v Speaker 2>whichever the first iPod that had that feature, the one

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<v Speaker 2>that was like really big and square. Uh, but you

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<v Speaker 2>would also run into the storage problem. It's like, oh, shoot,

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<v Speaker 2>we forgot to download a movie that would take us

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<v Speaker 2>like eight hours. So uh but we still have this

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<v Speaker 2>and You're like, I think I've watched this movie like

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen times, but I guess I'm you know, eight years

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<v Speaker 2>old in a car for ten hours, So like, I

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<v Speaker 2>guess this is my one option. But uh yeah, So

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<v Speaker 2>I think what I'm saying is kill those people too.

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<v Speaker 1>We should we should be killing everyone all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was going to ask you, what what was

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<v Speaker 1>your favorite movie as young man? We're sewing the weeds

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<v Speaker 1>on this already.

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<v Speaker 2>You gave me a topic and I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a good topic anyway, that's not what I'm interested.

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<v Speaker 1>What type of movies do you like?

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<v Speaker 2>We've truly reached the like the seventh circle of podcasting. Hell,

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<v Speaker 2>but uh, this is exactly that level of random VHS

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<v Speaker 2>copies that I've seen probably one hundred times. It is, Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>James and the Giant Peach like semi climation movie that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>The Disney Robin Hood were like of the three VHS's

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<v Speaker 2>my grandparents had, those were two of them. Just on

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<v Speaker 2>repeat you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's wild about the Robin. It's the one with the

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<v Speaker 1>fox right and all the end. Yeah, I'm as a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>I bet I remember seeing that movie so many times

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<v Speaker 1>to this day. I don't know what it's about. I

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<v Speaker 1>just remember certain scenes and as a kid. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of what's cool about. Once you have a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>you start seeing the world through their eyes and you

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<v Speaker 1>understand how they start building memories. But you'll watch the

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<v Speaker 1>same movie over the course of many, many years and

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<v Speaker 1>you actually you build your memories of it. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>like remembering a dream. But for that like that movie specifically,

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<v Speaker 1>I all remember is like what the fuck happens in

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<v Speaker 1>that movie? I just remember a guy going like twelve

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock and all as well, and like that's about it,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's a dance scene and then I think there's

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<v Speaker 1>an owl. But I've seen the probably forty times.

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<v Speaker 2>This is another question as a father, dives have you

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<v Speaker 2>gotten your Are your children old enough yet that you've

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<v Speaker 2>gotten that Like, oh, you're gonna remember this in like

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<v Speaker 2>a negative way. And there's kind of like formative you know,

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<v Speaker 2>traumatic memories.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet yeah, yes, yes, And I don't know if the

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<v Speaker 1>traumatic yet. Time will tell. But I remember, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>should say I remember in that I have memories from

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<v Speaker 1>when I was very very young. I'm pretty sure I

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<v Speaker 1>have memories from when I was a baby because I

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<v Speaker 1>fell down the stairs as an infant and almost died.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember that, and I confronted my mother about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, something happened, and then she told me later

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<v Speaker 1>that that is indeed what happened. So I'm like, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a strange, but what caused that? Like, you can be

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<v Speaker 1>jolted at a young age to remember something, perhaps if

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<v Speaker 1>it's traumatic. But I remember from a very early age

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<v Speaker 1>remembering certain things almost like moving through a dream, and

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<v Speaker 1>you don't really have control over it, right, Yeah, you see,

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<v Speaker 1>you remember things that they're traumatic, but then you just

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<v Speaker 1>remember stuff. You just start recording, and I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what really causes it. So my son is three and

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter is five months, so he's at an age

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<v Speaker 1>where I know he can remember things, like you can

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<v Speaker 1>start seeing that they'll remember things from day to day

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<v Speaker 1>or things that happened last week and refer to them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of how it starts. But you're not really

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<v Speaker 1>aware of like what memories they're making now that they'll

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<v Speaker 1>remember in five years. But you can kind of see

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<v Speaker 1>it in their eyes. If you pay attention and you're present,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll see that they're paying very very close attention and

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<v Speaker 1>there they seem to be recording in a way, and

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<v Speaker 1>you'll get to know how their eyes and their faces

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<v Speaker 1>look when they're doing anything. It's not like they're just

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<v Speaker 1>watching TV like they're watching you, and it's there's I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, it's hard to describe, but I know he's

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<v Speaker 1>recording something, but I don't know if it'll stick around

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<v Speaker 1>or you know, you're trying and give them good memories,

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<v Speaker 1>but something a lot of life is just boring. He

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<v Speaker 1>might be doing it when I'm like driving around. He's

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<v Speaker 1>in the back seat, but he's maybe he's just remembering,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, this this area, looking out the window on

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<v Speaker 1>this particularly gray day. There's something about this day, this context.

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<v Speaker 1>It's raining. And then part of being a parent is

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<v Speaker 1>if I think, if you're a good parents, trying to

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<v Speaker 1>actually see the world through their eyes, and I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>but you can't control everything, which is the unfortunate reality.

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<v Speaker 1>But hey, I'll remember it all. I have a very

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<v Speaker 1>and if you ask yourself, do you have memories from

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<v Speaker 1>when you are very, very young, because then your child

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<v Speaker 1>or children will probably be the same.

419
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I have a very formative memory of being attacked

420
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<v Speaker 2>by a goat as a child.

421
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<v Speaker 1>That'll do it.

422
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<v Speaker 2>Just still don't like goats.

423
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<v Speaker 1>Valley crash out for can you offer.

424
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<v Speaker 2>Would it be medically assisted suicide for a goat? Or

425
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<v Speaker 2>do we just kill goats? I feel like the number

426
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<v Speaker 2>of genuine uses for such an animal in the modern

427
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<v Speaker 2>day or pretty limited. They're not even as an adult,

428
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<v Speaker 2>you know, just trying to look at it objectively, not

429
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<v Speaker 2>particularly pleasant to be around. And I think that's more

430
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<v Speaker 2>than enough basis to just issue with fautoi on those

431
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<v Speaker 2>concept of goats.

432
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<v Speaker 1>Here's how wild I'm being, Like, I really started pondering

433
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<v Speaker 1>and staring off and distance have my window just now

434
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<v Speaker 1>thinking that's like a teleological question, like can a animal

435
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<v Speaker 1>really commit suicide? Doesn't have free will? You know like

436
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<v Speaker 1>that that could be a real question if you want

437
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<v Speaker 1>to pose it. I know you're just talking about killing

438
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<v Speaker 1>the goat that molested you or whatever it was, but

439
00:25:41.480 --> 00:25:46.039
<v Speaker 1>it's a question like can can an animal yearn for

440
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<v Speaker 1>death or suicide like we would. I've seen some evidence

441
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<v Speaker 1>that elephants can or they have the ability of choosing

442
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<v Speaker 1>death now to prevent suffering in the future. Seen some

443
00:26:01.000 --> 00:26:03.759
<v Speaker 1>bears do that, I think, or maybe that's just a

444
00:26:03.839 --> 00:26:07.279
<v Speaker 1>meme I saw anyway, I don't. I don't know if

445
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<v Speaker 1>or not.

446
00:26:09.519 --> 00:26:13.880
<v Speaker 2>The classic example, right, it's the lemmings. Not true, just

447
00:26:13.960 --> 00:26:17.799
<v Speaker 2>some like grip with a broom sticking them off a

448
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<v Speaker 2>cliff or whatever. But according to my extensive research on

449
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<v Speaker 2>this topic, h there are very few animals capable of suicide.

450
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<v Speaker 2>But one that is is a creature called a tar Sears,

451
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<v Speaker 2>which I will show you because let me tell you,

452
00:26:37.240 --> 00:26:40.079
<v Speaker 2>it sure does look like a killing itself kind of animal.

453
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<v Speaker 2>It's a haunting creature.

454
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<v Speaker 1>Tar Sears.

455
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, doesn't doesn't this look like an animal would kill itself?

456
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<v Speaker 2>Like I don't know what I was in business?

457
00:26:54.279 --> 00:26:56.799
<v Speaker 1>Animal that knows how you're going to kill yourself?

458
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Just an animal that sees time is if it's

459
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<v Speaker 2>simply another dimension, it sees all the strength.

460
00:27:04.519 --> 00:27:06.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it's an animal that's seen too.

461
00:27:06.440 --> 00:27:09.839
<v Speaker 2>Much Like this is like what the navigators and dude

462
00:27:09.880 --> 00:27:13.640
<v Speaker 2>look like it's just like grapes for eyes looking monkey like.

463
00:27:14.759 --> 00:27:19.039
<v Speaker 1>Could party wants to know the real justification for why

464
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<v Speaker 1>that is? But then Partony just likes whatever I come

465
00:27:22.160 --> 00:27:23.920
<v Speaker 1>up with, and I think we know what.

466
00:27:25.680 --> 00:27:28.599
<v Speaker 2>It's. He's seen too much that the series. You just

467
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<v Speaker 2>seem weird in this world.

468
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<v Speaker 1>And what would be even wilder is it that started

469
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<v Speaker 1>off as a man and he chose to become an

470
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<v Speaker 1>animal having seen what he saw.

471
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<v Speaker 2>I like that idea, like like the Bornian tribes that

472
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<v Speaker 2>believe that, like people in Orangutans are basically the same thing,

473
00:27:46.200 --> 00:27:48.839
<v Speaker 2>but just Orangutans never got a job and that's why

474
00:27:48.880 --> 00:27:57.039
<v Speaker 2>they look like that. I'm not gonna pretend that is

475
00:27:57.079 --> 00:27:59.960
<v Speaker 2>one hundred percent accurate retelling about a little bit of folklore,

476
00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:01.920
<v Speaker 2>but it's closed it off for government work.

477
00:28:02.559 --> 00:28:04.640
<v Speaker 1>It's like, I'm pretty sure that's what happened in Planet

478
00:28:04.680 --> 00:28:07.839
<v Speaker 1>of the Apes. Like the New Ones, it.

479
00:28:07.920 --> 00:28:10.839
<v Speaker 2>Just immediately become people unce they developed the concept of

480
00:28:10.880 --> 00:28:11.319
<v Speaker 2>a job.

481
00:28:13.039 --> 00:28:17.000
<v Speaker 1>What was I was reading something that was you know,

482
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<v Speaker 1>there's this interesting This is a total tangent, But there's

483
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<v Speaker 1>this book I covered on the show I do with prudentialists.

484
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<v Speaker 1>Do you even read and we did this a two

485
00:28:27.119 --> 00:28:29.640
<v Speaker 1>part around this book called The Transformation of the World

486
00:28:30.119 --> 00:28:32.920
<v Speaker 1>by Jurgen Auster Hammel, and that's the story of the

487
00:28:33.000 --> 00:28:38.000
<v Speaker 1>nineteenth century and all the cultural and technological innovations that

488
00:28:38.240 --> 00:28:40.119
<v Speaker 1>arose in the nineteenth century that a lot of people

489
00:28:40.680 --> 00:28:43.680
<v Speaker 1>don't really think about, and how much so, like the

490
00:28:43.839 --> 00:28:48.599
<v Speaker 1>entire concept of nationalism as we know it was really

491
00:28:48.920 --> 00:28:54.160
<v Speaker 1>foreigned within the nineteenth century. But one claim he makes

492
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<v Speaker 1>in it, and I want to stress test this one

493
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<v Speaker 1>because I'm not sure if it's true, but he said,

494
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<v Speaker 1>you know, the idea of a regular job kind of

495
00:29:02.799 --> 00:29:04.960
<v Speaker 1>came about in the nineteenth century. And you hear that

496
00:29:05.000 --> 00:29:06.319
<v Speaker 1>and you say, okay, wait a minute, what do you

497
00:29:06.359 --> 00:29:10.160
<v Speaker 1>mean a nine to five labor It's not really that,

498
00:29:10.200 --> 00:29:14.119
<v Speaker 1>but it's sort of like this abstracted idea of like

499
00:29:14.839 --> 00:29:17.400
<v Speaker 1>like I'm just a ham and Egger, I'm just a worker.

500
00:29:17.440 --> 00:29:20.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm just punching a clock. So the idea is that

501
00:29:20.799 --> 00:29:25.720
<v Speaker 1>kind of came about with automation, mass production, stuff like that.

502
00:29:25.799 --> 00:29:29.960
<v Speaker 1>But like a job as just not a trade, not

503
00:29:30.079 --> 00:29:34.079
<v Speaker 1>something that you master, not something it's just like a

504
00:29:34.200 --> 00:29:36.440
<v Speaker 1>thing you need to just have and do, and it

505
00:29:36.440 --> 00:29:38.279
<v Speaker 1>doesn't really matter what it is it's you.

506
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<v Speaker 2>Just invest don's immuted yourself.

507
00:29:46.880 --> 00:29:50.119
<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, I did that. We're talking about monkeys having jobs.

508
00:29:51.599 --> 00:29:54.000
<v Speaker 1>The idea is that for a monkey to understand that,

509
00:29:54.519 --> 00:29:58.319
<v Speaker 1>for a monkey to understand not just labor and work

510
00:29:58.519 --> 00:30:03.720
<v Speaker 1>and toil, but like fucking nineteenth century you know, almost

511
00:30:03.799 --> 00:30:06.640
<v Speaker 1>capitalist idea of having a job, and like, yeah, that

512
00:30:06.640 --> 00:30:09.000
<v Speaker 1>would be really advanced for it. That would fuck it up.

513
00:30:09.759 --> 00:30:12.680
<v Speaker 1>It would need to understand all these other subordinate ideas

514
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<v Speaker 1>as well. That will just cascade from that.

515
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<v Speaker 2>Well, I think that, you know, there's there's this kind

516
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<v Speaker 2>of debate among reactionary circles about, you know, to what

517
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<v Speaker 2>degree is you know, Darwinism the explanation for everything or

518
00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:29.039
<v Speaker 2>is it sort of a you know, a capitalist frame,

519
00:30:29.680 --> 00:30:33.640
<v Speaker 2>a liberal frame placed on the natural world. But I

520
00:30:33.720 --> 00:30:37.319
<v Speaker 2>propose an alternate model, dimes, which is the uh the

521
00:30:37.359 --> 00:30:46.359
<v Speaker 2>paradox tech tree version of evolution, where you gain some ability,

522
00:30:46.559 --> 00:30:49.519
<v Speaker 2>you put some points in, and you become erratically just

523
00:30:49.559 --> 00:30:54.279
<v Speaker 2>different organism. So for example, all humans before the nineteenth

524
00:30:54.319 --> 00:30:59.680
<v Speaker 2>century were effectively orangutans. The job is invented, and now

525
00:30:59.680 --> 00:31:03.440
<v Speaker 2>it's people like how we are Now that's the like,

526
00:31:03.720 --> 00:31:06.680
<v Speaker 2>it's a breakpoint sort of an A B. And so

527
00:31:06.759 --> 00:31:10.039
<v Speaker 2>you can have people you know who weren't even there, right,

528
00:31:10.079 --> 00:31:11.920
<v Speaker 2>they were just doing their own thing. You know, maybe

529
00:31:11.920 --> 00:31:14.799
<v Speaker 2>even in a tribal society. It's like, ah, now they

530
00:31:15.119 --> 00:31:17.839
<v Speaker 2>figured out jobs. Now I'm a person. It's just kind

531
00:31:17.839 --> 00:31:21.079
<v Speaker 2>of like a world spanning uh development.

532
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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if the listeners understand what a phenomenal

533
00:31:25.200 --> 00:31:28.039
<v Speaker 1>sleight of hand you just did. There were And I

534
00:31:28.079 --> 00:31:31.039
<v Speaker 1>know Jay very well, so I can see what he's doing.

535
00:31:31.799 --> 00:31:37.640
<v Speaker 1>I see the puppet strings. What he's basically established is

536
00:31:37.680 --> 00:31:42.279
<v Speaker 1>that there's a strong correlation between how employed you are

537
00:31:42.400 --> 00:31:43.920
<v Speaker 1>and whether or not you're a monkey.

538
00:31:46.119 --> 00:31:50.880
<v Speaker 2>That is not exactly what I meant putting forth this

539
00:31:51.000 --> 00:31:56.000
<v Speaker 2>idea and then now willing to die on this hill. Yes,

540
00:31:56.119 --> 00:32:01.119
<v Speaker 2>that's exactly what I meant. I think we need more

541
00:32:01.160 --> 00:32:06.480
<v Speaker 2>of that, which is hastily made conclusions and then a

542
00:32:06.519 --> 00:32:11.319
<v Speaker 2>willingness to uh to kill, to sentence someone to gay

543
00:32:11.440 --> 00:32:14.400
<v Speaker 2>drone youth in Asia support.

544
00:32:14.839 --> 00:32:17.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you you are singing my song. Brother. I

545
00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:21.440
<v Speaker 1>love hasty conclusions, I love killing to do peanut butter

546
00:32:21.480 --> 00:32:21.960
<v Speaker 1>and jelly.

547
00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:26.599
<v Speaker 2>I need to make a confession to you. I stole

548
00:32:26.680 --> 00:32:28.160
<v Speaker 2>one of your bits.

549
00:32:28.799 --> 00:32:32.559
<v Speaker 1>And you you're welcome to you, not not anyone. Don't

550
00:32:32.599 --> 00:32:34.519
<v Speaker 1>be listening to this thinking you can do it. But

551
00:32:34.680 --> 00:32:35.599
<v Speaker 1>Jay can go on.

552
00:32:36.839 --> 00:32:40.160
<v Speaker 2>So up at a bachelor party with some some more

553
00:32:40.200 --> 00:32:45.720
<v Speaker 2>progressive friends playing a board game. Already on shaky ground.

554
00:32:46.079 --> 00:32:49.240
<v Speaker 2>This one's called Secret Hitler, which, given my line of work,

555
00:32:49.559 --> 00:32:53.839
<v Speaker 2>I like it already. It's basically just Mafia with the

556
00:32:53.880 --> 00:32:58.000
<v Speaker 2>added like very cutting political commentary that.

557
00:32:58.720 --> 00:33:01.319
<v Speaker 1>Just a cyber Can you imagine like a Mafia Hitler?

558
00:33:03.079 --> 00:33:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like we already tried this.

559
00:33:08.279 --> 00:33:10.559
<v Speaker 1>Gus, I would say Italian hilar when I said no,

560
00:33:10.759 --> 00:33:14.920
<v Speaker 1>I call myself. What I want is like Vito Corleone Hitler.

561
00:33:15.160 --> 00:33:18.400
<v Speaker 2>Sorry continue, Yeah, yeah, I can see it. The facial

562
00:33:18.400 --> 00:33:22.799
<v Speaker 2>hair would be slightly different. Uh, attitude towards usury maybe

563
00:33:22.839 --> 00:33:24.640
<v Speaker 2>a little different, but whatever, we'll work it out.

564
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<v Speaker 1>Uh. So you come to me the day of killing

565
00:33:30.519 --> 00:33:34.839
<v Speaker 1>all the Jews asking me for a favor. When's the

566
00:33:34.920 --> 00:33:37.000
<v Speaker 1>last time you find me over for dinner?

567
00:33:38.039 --> 00:33:41.400
<v Speaker 2>Just moving past it, it's just Joe Pesci losing it

568
00:33:41.400 --> 00:33:45.920
<v Speaker 2>about wooden doors and smokes actions, which not that I

569
00:33:45.920 --> 00:33:48.039
<v Speaker 2>say it. That's basically just what Twitter is a bunch

570
00:33:48.039 --> 00:33:50.119
<v Speaker 2>of Italians chipping out about.

571
00:33:50.079 --> 00:33:52.640
<v Speaker 1>World I haven't seen every Joe Pesci rolled, but I

572
00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:55.559
<v Speaker 1>bet there's one in there where he's just ranting about

573
00:33:55.799 --> 00:33:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Jews in the Holocaust, like he's just got the voice

574
00:33:58.200 --> 00:34:01.359
<v Speaker 1>for it. He's got to be in Casino in some

575
00:34:01.440 --> 00:34:02.319
<v Speaker 1>deleted scene.

576
00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:10.639
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Uh, well, in Casino, apparently Joe Pesci routinely uses

577
00:34:10.679 --> 00:34:12.679
<v Speaker 2>anti Jewish slurs.

578
00:34:13.440 --> 00:34:15.920
<v Speaker 1>He here's he doesn't but like, he doesn't say any slur.

579
00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:19.280
<v Speaker 1>But I remember one of the famous scenes where he's

580
00:34:19.400 --> 00:34:23.920
<v Speaker 1>yelling because Robertino's character is Jewish, and because he's Robert

581
00:34:23.920 --> 00:34:27.960
<v Speaker 1>de Niro, of course he doesn't change any aspect of him.

582
00:34:28.199 --> 00:34:30.559
<v Speaker 1>He's actually not a very good actor, but we'll put

583
00:34:30.599 --> 00:34:34.079
<v Speaker 1>that to the side. But I remember Joe Peschi and

584
00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:35.280
<v Speaker 1>enough of de Niro.

585
00:34:35.800 --> 00:34:40.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, the creator of the Dunk Caccino, that's al Pacino.

586
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<v Speaker 1>Al.

587
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<v Speaker 2>I think I'll send you a Joe Peci quote from

588
00:34:49.320 --> 00:34:54.679
<v Speaker 2>Uh it is from this is from Casino. Uh. Not

589
00:34:54.880 --> 00:34:57.039
<v Speaker 2>suitable for reading on air, but you know, I think

590
00:34:57.079 --> 00:34:57.920
<v Speaker 2>we've all been there.

591
00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:04.039
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, no, that's the one I was gonna quote, right,

592
00:35:04.119 --> 00:35:09.400
<v Speaker 1>because that's he actually doesn't say any particular slur. Produced

593
00:35:09.679 --> 00:35:12.800
<v Speaker 1>he just calls him a Jew, which is so he's

594
00:35:12.840 --> 00:35:16.400
<v Speaker 1>not like anti Semitic. He's just like describing him, which

595
00:35:16.440 --> 00:35:22.079
<v Speaker 1>is like, yeah, but uh yeah, that's like the scene

596
00:35:22.079 --> 00:35:26.519
<v Speaker 1>in the desert, but uh yeah, Joe, I don't even

597
00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:29.199
<v Speaker 1>he got me thinking about Robert de Niro. I wanted

598
00:35:29.239 --> 00:35:34.360
<v Speaker 1>to say that I've seen more good Alpatuna performances, and

599
00:35:34.440 --> 00:35:37.679
<v Speaker 1>I've seen good Robert De Niro performances.

600
00:35:38.519 --> 00:35:43.800
<v Speaker 2>Well, it also feels like he is like the quintessential

601
00:35:43.920 --> 00:35:45.880
<v Speaker 2>actor in a negative way.

602
00:35:47.599 --> 00:35:49.360
<v Speaker 1>When when he dies, they're going to say that when

603
00:35:49.360 --> 00:35:51.119
<v Speaker 1>he dies, going to say we lost one of the greats.

604
00:35:51.159 --> 00:35:54.760
<v Speaker 1>But then okay, go watch Wag the Dog with him,

605
00:35:55.440 --> 00:35:59.440
<v Speaker 1>and what's his fucking face? He was in rain Man,

606
00:35:59.719 --> 00:36:02.440
<v Speaker 1>Dust and Hoffmann, I believe, isn't that And it's like

607
00:36:02.519 --> 00:36:06.199
<v Speaker 1>he sucks. He's actually a lot of the roles I've

608
00:36:06.199 --> 00:36:08.960
<v Speaker 1>seen him, and he's dog shit and he's just not good.

609
00:36:09.000 --> 00:36:12.880
<v Speaker 1>And he very clearly reads a teleprompter when he's on camera.

610
00:36:12.920 --> 00:36:15.440
<v Speaker 1>A lot of people don't know, but if you look

611
00:36:15.480 --> 00:36:18.000
<v Speaker 1>into the you know, behind the scenes stuff like he's

612
00:36:18.079 --> 00:36:20.519
<v Speaker 1>known for. Just for people who don't know what that means,

613
00:36:20.519 --> 00:36:22.800
<v Speaker 1>it means that there's a fucking screen off camera and

614
00:36:22.840 --> 00:36:26.119
<v Speaker 1>he's reading his lines, which is to be just such

615
00:36:26.159 --> 00:36:28.960
<v Speaker 1>a hack move. And you can if you look closely,

616
00:36:29.639 --> 00:36:34.320
<v Speaker 1>even in heat, I can see him his eyes moving

617
00:36:34.360 --> 00:36:37.920
<v Speaker 1>in a weird way sometimes as if he's reading his

618
00:36:37.960 --> 00:36:42.039
<v Speaker 1>fucking lines. So I don't maybe Albacion does the same,

619
00:36:42.119 --> 00:36:45.840
<v Speaker 1>but he covers it under enough relish and mustard that

620
00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:49.199
<v Speaker 1>you don't notice it.

621
00:36:49.360 --> 00:36:53.480
<v Speaker 2>Just drenched in uh, drenched in marina. Yeah.

622
00:36:53.519 --> 00:36:55.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well he did sent him a woman and never

623
00:36:55.239 --> 00:36:58.400
<v Speaker 1>turned it off. And he's just been you know, off

624
00:36:58.400 --> 00:36:59.119
<v Speaker 1>the rails ever.

625
00:36:59.000 --> 00:37:05.480
<v Speaker 2>Since Frozen comes to the man. Uh. We've enumerated all

626
00:37:05.559 --> 00:37:11.400
<v Speaker 2>of his his numerous flaws, being Italian, being involved in theater,

627
00:37:12.280 --> 00:37:19.280
<v Speaker 2>h being insufficiently anti Semitic, uh, and being short. But

628
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<v Speaker 2>I will say, if we're talking about you know, if

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<v Speaker 2>there's one thing we can say about him, it's that,

630
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<v Speaker 2>even in his advanced age, he does not have a

631
00:37:28.599 --> 00:37:32.199
<v Speaker 2>vestigial penis, because didn't he just knock up his like

632
00:37:32.239 --> 00:37:34.360
<v Speaker 2>twenty three year old girlfriend not that long ago.

633
00:37:34.760 --> 00:37:37.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about Robert Genio, right, I think so with

634
00:37:39.480 --> 00:37:44.320
<v Speaker 1>divorce from his wife, and maybe that was related. There's

635
00:37:44.559 --> 00:37:46.519
<v Speaker 1>an odd time to get divorced so late in life.

636
00:37:46.519 --> 00:37:50.280
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, maybe I know al Pacino is I would

637
00:37:50.360 --> 00:37:52.320
<v Speaker 1>believe that if you told me Paccino did, just because

638
00:37:52.360 --> 00:37:56.679
<v Speaker 1>he lives on a diet of cocaine and fucking booze.

639
00:37:56.719 --> 00:38:02.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, Robert de Niro welcomes seventh child at seventy nine, Like, yes,

640
00:38:03.719 --> 00:38:07.039
<v Speaker 2>look man enough, like that's genetically impressive.

641
00:38:08.239 --> 00:38:11.519
<v Speaker 1>But he's got a bad track record of fathering children.

642
00:38:13.239 --> 00:38:16.559
<v Speaker 1>So you look at him and you say, another one

643
00:38:16.559 --> 00:38:20.880
<v Speaker 1>of these. Look, how fucked up is this one?

644
00:38:22.000 --> 00:38:26.480
<v Speaker 2>So his uh? According to the BBC, the probable mother

645
00:38:27.199 --> 00:38:31.480
<v Speaker 2>is a woman named Tiffany Chen. What do you think

646
00:38:31.519 --> 00:38:33.760
<v Speaker 2>for Joms, he went Asian?

647
00:38:35.440 --> 00:38:39.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he did the black and he went to the Asian. Okay,

648
00:38:39.639 --> 00:38:46.119
<v Speaker 1>it's martial arts and whoa, yes, whoa, that is a

649
00:38:46.360 --> 00:38:49.320
<v Speaker 1>she's got a German jaw. Does she look at that?

650
00:38:50.079 --> 00:38:53.599
<v Speaker 2>I'm seeing a photo for built like a ford, like

651
00:38:53.599 --> 00:38:54.559
<v Speaker 2>a tundra.

652
00:38:54.760 --> 00:38:59.280
<v Speaker 1>Like she she she's got a nice Eastern European type

653
00:38:59.320 --> 00:39:02.519
<v Speaker 1>head on her. I mean honestly, like you's saying, oh,

654
00:39:02.679 --> 00:39:04.800
<v Speaker 1>she's an Asian with the Eastern European and it's like, oh,

655
00:39:04.800 --> 00:39:11.000
<v Speaker 1>you mean like an Eastern European. Okay, Oh, here's the

656
00:39:11.159 --> 00:39:14.960
<v Speaker 1>one in Ralphia. Raphael de Niro. Okay, he looks kind

657
00:39:14.960 --> 00:39:18.039
<v Speaker 1>of like a normal, normal type of Italian. I mean,

658
00:39:18.079 --> 00:39:19.800
<v Speaker 1>these half blacks are actually look Sicilian.

659
00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:29.039
<v Speaker 2>But okay, they're still together. Uh wow, he looks old.

660
00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:30.960
<v Speaker 1>And he's out here. We were talking about this before

661
00:39:31.039 --> 00:39:34.119
<v Speaker 1>the show. Oh, we were talking about Maid, of course,

662
00:39:34.599 --> 00:39:37.440
<v Speaker 1>and I was talking about my grandmother who is in

663
00:39:37.480 --> 00:39:41.239
<v Speaker 1>her mid eighties and she just had both of her hips replaced.

664
00:39:42.199 --> 00:39:44.119
<v Speaker 1>And she's a boomer, and that's what we were talking about,

665
00:39:44.159 --> 00:39:48.440
<v Speaker 1>boomers clinging to life. You'll never get Sony, these boomers

666
00:39:48.440 --> 00:39:51.840
<v Speaker 1>to go for Maid because they have this grand spectacle

667
00:39:51.920 --> 00:39:55.880
<v Speaker 1>for the end of life. But I can't imagine being

668
00:39:55.920 --> 00:39:58.800
<v Speaker 1>in my mid eighties and getting double hip replaced. But

669
00:39:59.039 --> 00:40:01.000
<v Speaker 1>if my hips are that, I'm just gonna be a

670
00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:03.880
<v Speaker 1>guy who sits down. I'm just gonna be a guy

671
00:40:03.880 --> 00:40:07.039
<v Speaker 1>who doesn't stand ever and like I'm gonna have this

672
00:40:07.159 --> 00:40:11.719
<v Speaker 1>massive invasive surgery. No, I'm not doing nothing. So the

673
00:40:11.760 --> 00:40:15.280
<v Speaker 1>idea of being his age but still going out and

674
00:40:15.400 --> 00:40:18.000
<v Speaker 1>talk shows and having an opinion. If I'm eyighty five,

675
00:40:18.039 --> 00:40:21.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm not having an opinion publicly on shit. I'm gonna

676
00:40:21.039 --> 00:40:24.559
<v Speaker 1>have my guys in the diner or on the porch

677
00:40:25.280 --> 00:40:27.519
<v Speaker 1>and we're just gonna talk shit, What the fuck am

678
00:40:27.559 --> 00:40:31.440
<v Speaker 1>I doing in an audience of young people doing my

679
00:40:31.599 --> 00:40:33.480
<v Speaker 1>like old man laugh?

680
00:40:34.199 --> 00:40:36.840
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been to like an old, old, tiny

681
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<v Speaker 2>like mechanic shop like ill have. He's on farms. We

682
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<v Speaker 2>have like a track in the roof with like a

683
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<v Speaker 2>chain attached to it, for like you know, picking up

684
00:40:46.519 --> 00:40:48.079
<v Speaker 2>an engine out of a car and like moving it

685
00:40:48.119 --> 00:40:53.480
<v Speaker 2>across the shop. You should exclusively operate on like old

686
00:40:53.559 --> 00:40:58.199
<v Speaker 2>tiny gantries basically like just be like pulled around like

687
00:40:58.239 --> 00:41:01.360
<v Speaker 2>an anvil or like a hunk of metal which is

688
00:41:01.400 --> 00:41:04.039
<v Speaker 2>by chains, you know, just kind of wrapped under your

689
00:41:04.119 --> 00:41:05.960
<v Speaker 2>arms or something. I feel like that's like a dignified

690
00:41:06.000 --> 00:41:09.159
<v Speaker 2>way to serve out your later years, you know, just

691
00:41:09.159 --> 00:41:13.280
<v Speaker 2>like a horrific kind of meat puppet of a man.

692
00:41:14.320 --> 00:41:15.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can't wait.

693
00:41:16.320 --> 00:41:19.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean again, like it's more and more parts

694
00:41:19.440 --> 00:41:22.639
<v Speaker 2>of you become the stigule you need to replace them

695
00:41:22.679 --> 00:41:29.840
<v Speaker 2>with like chains and industrial equipment and uh yeah, it's.

696
00:41:29.719 --> 00:41:34.000
<v Speaker 1>Just the only chains and like evil spikes and ship

697
00:41:34.079 --> 00:41:41.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like an eighty five year old spawn becoming

698
00:41:41.960 --> 00:41:46.840
<v Speaker 1>a real like industrial type motherfucker in my winter years.

699
00:41:47.880 --> 00:41:49.400
<v Speaker 1>That is on I wrong with what I would do

700
00:41:49.440 --> 00:41:51.920
<v Speaker 1>because you talk about living a dignified life, I might

701
00:41:51.960 --> 00:41:54.800
<v Speaker 1>go the other way. I might be sold. Dignity don't

702
00:41:54.840 --> 00:41:57.800
<v Speaker 1>mean shit to me. I'm going to be an ass

703
00:41:58.159 --> 00:42:00.840
<v Speaker 1>whole when I'm May five and can't tell me nothing.

704
00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:07.400
<v Speaker 2>So going back to going back to this Robert De

705
00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:14.760
<v Speaker 2>Niro kung Fu girlfriend. The writing standards on Yahoo Entertainment

706
00:42:14.840 --> 00:42:18.679
<v Speaker 2>are astonishingly poor. So I'm going to read you like

707
00:42:18.800 --> 00:42:21.679
<v Speaker 2>one and a half paragraphs.

708
00:42:20.599 --> 00:42:22.519
<v Speaker 1>And Yahoo us fallen.

709
00:42:24.840 --> 00:42:28.440
<v Speaker 2>It's over. Man. The couple's age difference has been a

710
00:42:28.480 --> 00:42:34.000
<v Speaker 2>controversial topic of discussion among social media users across different platforms. Period.

711
00:42:34.480 --> 00:42:37.960
<v Speaker 2>Tiffany Chen and Robert De Niro reportedly barren age difference

712
00:42:38.000 --> 00:42:41.360
<v Speaker 2>of thirty five years period. Chen, who is a martial

713
00:42:41.440 --> 00:42:45.079
<v Speaker 2>arts instructor, hails from a kung fu family. At the

714
00:42:45.119 --> 00:42:48.440
<v Speaker 2>age of twenty six, she was inducted into a twoenty

715
00:42:48.519 --> 00:42:54.159
<v Speaker 2>eleven Martial Arts magazine Hall of Fame. So, okay, whatever,

716
00:42:54.199 --> 00:42:55.360
<v Speaker 2>that's not written super well.

717
00:42:55.920 --> 00:42:59.000
<v Speaker 1>Every photo I see of this woman looks different.

718
00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:08.599
<v Speaker 2>So according to this this article times, how tall do

719
00:43:08.679 --> 00:43:12.280
<v Speaker 2>you think she is reported as being? And how tall

720
00:43:12.400 --> 00:43:14.119
<v Speaker 2>is de Niro reported as being?

721
00:43:14.639 --> 00:43:19.280
<v Speaker 1>Because I'm willing to bet just based on the tone

722
00:43:19.320 --> 00:43:23.800
<v Speaker 1>and tenor of your question. She's gonna be staggeringly taller

723
00:43:23.840 --> 00:43:25.880
<v Speaker 1>than him? Would I be writ in that assulsion.

724
00:43:26.599 --> 00:43:29.599
<v Speaker 2>That is literally true if you look at photos of

725
00:43:29.639 --> 00:43:33.480
<v Speaker 2>them next to each other. But this, this magazine, uh

726
00:43:33.760 --> 00:43:40.119
<v Speaker 2>contends This magazine contends that. Yeah, okay, I'm just gonna

727
00:43:40.679 --> 00:43:43.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna pull this up, okay, because I want to

728
00:43:43.079 --> 00:43:49.559
<v Speaker 2>show that the claim being made here, right, So shoot,

729
00:43:49.639 --> 00:43:51.280
<v Speaker 2>let me put us like too many tabs for Robert

730
00:43:51.320 --> 00:43:54.639
<v Speaker 2>Danier's personal life pulled up. This is real podcasting. By

731
00:43:54.639 --> 00:43:57.000
<v Speaker 2>the way, we've evolved from what films have you seen

732
00:43:57.039 --> 00:44:00.800
<v Speaker 2>into celebrity drama. Okay, so this is the couple right

733
00:44:01.400 --> 00:44:07.440
<v Speaker 2>According to Yahoo, she is five seven and he is

734
00:44:07.519 --> 00:44:08.559
<v Speaker 2>five nine and a half.

735
00:44:09.880 --> 00:44:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Fuck, okay, is there someone now? Someone's multiple people are lying.

736
00:44:17.639 --> 00:44:24.159
<v Speaker 2>Yes, namely I don't think she's a real uh. I

737
00:44:24.159 --> 00:44:26.440
<v Speaker 2>think the martial arts family thing is that's bullshit.

738
00:44:26.599 --> 00:44:30.039
<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately, look look look at his posture there. Look at

739
00:44:30.079 --> 00:44:34.840
<v Speaker 1>it's like he's telling it like it is. Is that annoying? Yeah,

740
00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:39.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking he's a tough guy. Still. Yeah, yeah, like

741
00:44:39.480 --> 00:44:42.119
<v Speaker 1>even like Clint Eastwood gets it. Clint Eastwood's not at

742
00:44:42.119 --> 00:44:45.079
<v Speaker 1>their top looking like He's gonna kick Donald Trump's ass,

743
00:44:45.400 --> 00:44:48.199
<v Speaker 1>which is what Denier probably really thinks.

744
00:44:48.719 --> 00:44:50.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh don't don't you remember that? This is probably like

745
00:44:50.920 --> 00:44:55.159
<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty three or whatever where he like did some

746
00:44:55.199 --> 00:44:57.119
<v Speaker 2>sort of press conference in New York where he just

747
00:44:57.159 --> 00:44:59.440
<v Speaker 2>kind of did like an old man scream yelled about

748
00:44:59.480 --> 00:45:01.039
<v Speaker 2>Donald Trump. Do you remember this happened?

749
00:45:01.320 --> 00:45:05.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he hasn't stopped. I've still seen like he'll go

750
00:45:05.159 --> 00:45:10.320
<v Speaker 1>on fucking Colbert tomorrow and probably the same thing. And

751
00:45:11.199 --> 00:45:13.480
<v Speaker 1>every time we see something like this, what we always

752
00:45:13.519 --> 00:45:15.679
<v Speaker 1>do in our community is asked, who is this for?

753
00:45:16.400 --> 00:45:19.000
<v Speaker 1>It's not for us, but who is this for? Who

754
00:45:19.119 --> 00:45:21.960
<v Speaker 1>is watching this and getting reinvigorates? It can only be

755
00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:23.000
<v Speaker 1>people his age.

756
00:45:23.679 --> 00:45:27.800
<v Speaker 2>I think it's either him or alternately forty six year

757
00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:29.280
<v Speaker 2>old kung fu prodigies.

758
00:45:30.679 --> 00:45:36.039
<v Speaker 1>It's for it's people. It's old boomers or middle aged

759
00:45:36.119 --> 00:45:37.039
<v Speaker 1>Asian women.

760
00:45:38.719 --> 00:45:42.760
<v Speaker 2>Which you know there's something to it.

761
00:45:42.840 --> 00:45:46.000
<v Speaker 1>I guess it's so funny their age difference thirty five years.

762
00:45:46.159 --> 00:45:50.679
<v Speaker 1>That sounds outrageous, doesn't it. But he's in his eighties.

763
00:45:50.760 --> 00:45:52.719
<v Speaker 1>I assume if you told me who's one hundred and three,

764
00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:55.280
<v Speaker 1>I'd believe it. But let's say his eighties she's forty five,

765
00:45:55.800 --> 00:45:57.320
<v Speaker 1>and it would be so funny if they're still trying

766
00:45:57.360 --> 00:46:01.119
<v Speaker 1>to make this argument. You hear all over the fucking

767
00:46:01.519 --> 00:46:05.679
<v Speaker 1>economy of takes like he's predatory. The age gap is

768
00:46:05.719 --> 00:46:08.960
<v Speaker 1>too much. It's like she's still forty fucking five years old,

769
00:46:09.119 --> 00:46:09.760
<v Speaker 1>you bitches.

770
00:46:11.400 --> 00:46:13.719
<v Speaker 2>Well, and to be fair, apparently she's a talented martial

771
00:46:13.800 --> 00:46:17.480
<v Speaker 2>artist and he is also ninety and five feet tall.

772
00:46:17.960 --> 00:46:20.599
<v Speaker 1>I tell you what, I don't know the difference between

773
00:46:20.599 --> 00:46:23.840
<v Speaker 1>a talented and untalented martial artist. I'm going to keep

774
00:46:23.920 --> 00:46:27.480
<v Speaker 1>it a buck. I I mean, if you just show

775
00:46:27.559 --> 00:46:30.400
<v Speaker 1>me that, if he's shown me someone doing a karate

776
00:46:30.519 --> 00:46:33.840
<v Speaker 1>kata fast enough, I'm gonna think that's fucking wild. Why

777
00:46:33.920 --> 00:46:35.920
<v Speaker 1>isn't he fighting his way at the top of the

778
00:46:35.960 --> 00:46:38.920
<v Speaker 1>mountain right now? I just, I just I'm impressed by

779
00:46:38.920 --> 00:46:39.239
<v Speaker 1>all of.

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00:46:39.199 --> 00:46:42.519
<v Speaker 2>It, Dimes, I just want. I wanted to let it

781
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<v Speaker 2>be known compared to anyone who is one hundred and

782
00:46:48.559 --> 00:46:52.400
<v Speaker 2>fourteen like Robert de Niro, by comparison, you are a

783
00:46:52.480 --> 00:46:57.239
<v Speaker 2>kung fu master because uh, like you think you could

784
00:46:57.239 --> 00:47:02.159
<v Speaker 2>break a brick, well, yeah, karate chop. Uh you know

785
00:47:02.199 --> 00:47:05.119
<v Speaker 2>grandma and you will break her like a karate brick

786
00:47:05.360 --> 00:47:08.599
<v Speaker 2>just turn her into dust. And so maybe that's what

787
00:47:08.639 --> 00:47:12.480
<v Speaker 2>her specialty is, beating the elderly. Which fact is.

788
00:47:12.840 --> 00:47:15.960
<v Speaker 1>It might be easier to crack an old woman's skull

789
00:47:16.119 --> 00:47:16.480
<v Speaker 1>than a.

790
00:47:16.480 --> 00:47:20.639
<v Speaker 2>Brick some set, which you know what I think that

791
00:47:20.719 --> 00:47:25.960
<v Speaker 2>the Canadian government has really they've gotten too focused on

792
00:47:26.079 --> 00:47:29.719
<v Speaker 2>simply like the dying aspect of made. What they should

793
00:47:29.760 --> 00:47:34.920
<v Speaker 2>do is volunteer you for a fatal and still useful

794
00:47:35.480 --> 00:47:36.480
<v Speaker 2>part of society.

795
00:47:36.920 --> 00:47:40.039
<v Speaker 1>They've gotten made. It's being done by all of these

796
00:47:40.280 --> 00:47:45.079
<v Speaker 1>pudgy Indians, excuse the slur and what they you know,

797
00:47:45.400 --> 00:47:48.599
<v Speaker 1>fucking it up, gumming up the works, screwing up the needles,

798
00:47:48.679 --> 00:47:51.599
<v Speaker 1>not finding a vein, not doing it right. Let me

799
00:47:51.760 --> 00:47:55.320
<v Speaker 1>in there with my yellow belt and I'll expedite this

800
00:47:55.360 --> 00:47:59.719
<v Speaker 1>whole thing. I'll just karate chop all of these dopes,

801
00:47:59.800 --> 00:48:05.400
<v Speaker 1>these pin heads, these rubes right into Valhalla, because that

802
00:48:05.400 --> 00:48:06.960
<v Speaker 1>it's They would tell you that if you're killed by

803
00:48:07.000 --> 00:48:08.599
<v Speaker 1>an Indian you don't go to heaven.

804
00:48:09.920 --> 00:48:11.599
<v Speaker 2>You're reincarnated as a Pakistan.

805
00:48:14.519 --> 00:48:17.079
<v Speaker 1>If you're killed by an Indian you don't go to heaven.

806
00:48:21.159 --> 00:48:26.119
<v Speaker 2>Well, so on that point, dimes, have you seen this

807
00:48:26.519 --> 00:48:34.039
<v Speaker 2>just epidemic of the like horrific uh security camp footage

808
00:48:34.039 --> 00:48:36.760
<v Speaker 2>of India where it just seems like they're their biggest

809
00:48:36.840 --> 00:48:40.000
<v Speaker 2>natural predator is uh like one to three foot deep

810
00:48:40.000 --> 00:48:42.480
<v Speaker 2>pools of water and uncoded power lines.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like, I haven't looked that deeply into it because

812
00:48:48.079 --> 00:48:51.239
<v Speaker 1>I see stuff like that and everyone will take it

813
00:48:51.239 --> 00:48:56.440
<v Speaker 1>for granted that these are unseerious people dying in unseerious ways.

814
00:48:56.519 --> 00:48:59.199
<v Speaker 1>I understand that, But I remember hearing about the train thing.

815
00:48:59.719 --> 00:49:03.119
<v Speaker 1>There's so many videos of Andi's being hit by trains

816
00:49:03.840 --> 00:49:07.519
<v Speaker 1>in very obvious ways, almost like they're doing it on purpose.

817
00:49:07.559 --> 00:49:09.639
<v Speaker 1>And then you learn that there's and I don't know

818
00:49:09.679 --> 00:49:10.960
<v Speaker 1>if this is true or not, but you'd hear a

819
00:49:11.000 --> 00:49:15.199
<v Speaker 1>story about how it's them. They got some kind of

820
00:49:15.239 --> 00:49:18.840
<v Speaker 1>death cult thing about it, some kind of cargo cult

821
00:49:18.880 --> 00:49:21.880
<v Speaker 1>worship about it. There's something else going on. It's not

822
00:49:22.039 --> 00:49:25.840
<v Speaker 1>just ineptitude. So point being that I look at this

823
00:49:25.960 --> 00:49:28.599
<v Speaker 1>stuff with them drowning in little pools of water and

824
00:49:28.840 --> 00:49:33.599
<v Speaker 1>everything else, I'm like, Okay, is there some strange Indian

825
00:49:33.639 --> 00:49:37.039
<v Speaker 1>reason for this? Is this part of a religion? Is

826
00:49:37.079 --> 00:49:39.920
<v Speaker 1>this part of a ritual? Because it almost seems too

827
00:49:39.960 --> 00:49:43.079
<v Speaker 1>far that they would just be that stupid it would

828
00:49:43.119 --> 00:49:46.719
<v Speaker 1>need to be stupid but purposeful. But I don't know yet.

829
00:49:46.760 --> 00:49:51.119
<v Speaker 1>And also, and people are seemingly willing to accept any

830
00:49:51.159 --> 00:49:55.519
<v Speaker 1>explanation at all. I'll ask groc pulling from a lie

831
00:49:55.559 --> 00:49:57.360
<v Speaker 1>on Reddit, and I go, yep, that's what it is.

832
00:49:58.280 --> 00:50:00.440
<v Speaker 1>There's a movie released about it, and inde and then

833
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<v Speaker 1>now they do it. I don't fucking know. I just

834
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<v Speaker 1>trade screenshots of tweets like everybody else.

835
00:50:08.280 --> 00:50:11.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well that's the that's the illusion of an audience, right,

836
00:50:11.679 --> 00:50:13.840
<v Speaker 2>It's like, oh, this this guy's people listen to him.

837
00:50:13.840 --> 00:50:16.960
<v Speaker 2>He must know what he's doing. I'm like, I don't

838
00:50:16.960 --> 00:50:19.280
<v Speaker 2>know how to break it to you. In the past

839
00:50:19.280 --> 00:50:23.119
<v Speaker 2>forty five minutes, I've advocated for the extermination of old

840
00:50:23.119 --> 00:50:26.599
<v Speaker 2>goats and a radical new theory of evolution based off

841
00:50:26.639 --> 00:50:30.400
<v Speaker 2>of exactly two and a half seconds of thought. So

842
00:50:31.159 --> 00:50:32.679
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Man, At a certain point, it's kind

843
00:50:32.679 --> 00:50:33.719
<v Speaker 2>of on you for listening.

844
00:50:34.599 --> 00:50:39.639
<v Speaker 1>He's the great American thinker. They're calling him the great

845
00:50:39.639 --> 00:50:45.000
<v Speaker 1>American thinker. Jay Burden, shoot from the hip, just say

846
00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:48.519
<v Speaker 1>just say you can actually, in fact, just say shit.

847
00:50:49.559 --> 00:50:53.039
<v Speaker 2>I made a middling career out of it. But to

848
00:50:53.079 --> 00:50:58.159
<v Speaker 2>go back one of your bits, I stole right just even.

849
00:50:58.000 --> 00:50:58.559
<v Speaker 1>Get to that.

850
00:51:00.119 --> 00:51:02.880
<v Speaker 2>In this stupid game, and you know it's part of it.

851
00:51:02.880 --> 00:51:05.000
<v Speaker 2>It's like, you got the liberals, you got the fascists,

852
00:51:05.039 --> 00:51:06.960
<v Speaker 2>the fascists to say they look like Donald Trump. So

853
00:51:06.960 --> 00:51:09.800
<v Speaker 2>you got to understand it's it's cutting social commentary. But

854
00:51:09.880 --> 00:51:12.480
<v Speaker 2>the whole objective of the game is to get a

855
00:51:12.519 --> 00:51:16.079
<v Speaker 2>certain number of policies. So we're playing the game. Isn't

856
00:51:16.079 --> 00:51:18.920
<v Speaker 2>that fun? And so as a secondary part of the game,

857
00:51:19.000 --> 00:51:21.320
<v Speaker 2>it's like, well, if you pass the liberal policy, you know,

858
00:51:21.480 --> 00:51:24.400
<v Speaker 2>limb tard policy, if you will, you have to figure out,

859
00:51:24.559 --> 00:51:26.639
<v Speaker 2>you know, like well what is it, like what what's

860
00:51:26.679 --> 00:51:31.519
<v Speaker 2>the policy you passed? Similar with you know, the fascist policy,

861
00:51:32.039 --> 00:51:35.760
<v Speaker 2>And you know, I end up passing fascist policy. You know,

862
00:51:35.800 --> 00:51:38.480
<v Speaker 2>it's just the cards I drew. And so they're like, oh,

863
00:51:38.519 --> 00:51:40.400
<v Speaker 2>what's your fascist policy? And I was like, you know what,

864
00:51:42.199 --> 00:51:45.599
<v Speaker 2>this is a bit I stole from you. Mandatory second Amendment.

865
00:51:45.920 --> 00:51:48.960
<v Speaker 2>Everyone at all times is forced to be armed. Guy

866
00:51:48.960 --> 00:51:52.119
<v Speaker 2>with down syndrome, doesn't matter, gun in each hand from birth.

867
00:51:52.800 --> 00:51:55.800
<v Speaker 2>And it killed. Let me tell you, get killed. And

868
00:51:56.199 --> 00:51:57.800
<v Speaker 2>it was good. You know, if I feel like I

869
00:51:57.840 --> 00:51:59.559
<v Speaker 2>got my you know, got to some kind of self

870
00:51:59.559 --> 00:52:02.199
<v Speaker 2>affirmation none of that. But deep in my heart of hearts,

871
00:52:02.239 --> 00:52:05.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, that's a four year old blood satellite bit

872
00:52:05.960 --> 00:52:07.360
<v Speaker 2>and recycling.

873
00:52:07.920 --> 00:52:11.000
<v Speaker 1>We tend to specialize in jokes that make you think.

874
00:52:11.400 --> 00:52:14.039
<v Speaker 1>I mean, all those people went away thinking, you know what,

875
00:52:14.239 --> 00:52:18.280
<v Speaker 1>that Jay Burton, he was onto something, because who is

876
00:52:18.320 --> 00:52:23.920
<v Speaker 1>going to be against down syndrome gentlemen with guns? Find

877
00:52:23.920 --> 00:52:26.000
<v Speaker 1>me a liberal that would be against that in principle.

878
00:52:26.039 --> 00:52:28.960
<v Speaker 1>I bet you can't find one, and if you find one,

879
00:52:29.719 --> 00:52:32.639
<v Speaker 1>you cleave them in half. I want nothing. I don't

880
00:52:32.679 --> 00:52:35.519
<v Speaker 1>want to hear about them walking around. That's a great

881
00:52:35.519 --> 00:52:39.199
<v Speaker 1>thing that anyone should like. He could run on that.

882
00:52:39.559 --> 00:52:42.480
<v Speaker 1>Trump should have run on that. Come out, could have

883
00:52:42.559 --> 00:52:45.679
<v Speaker 1>run on that, and she would, we'd we'd we'd be

884
00:52:45.719 --> 00:52:48.719
<v Speaker 1>in fucking North Korea right now.

885
00:52:49.840 --> 00:52:54.760
<v Speaker 2>All I'm saying is there are certain opinions that if

886
00:52:54.760 --> 00:52:58.960
<v Speaker 2>you hold them, if you express them in public, you

887
00:52:59.079 --> 00:53:04.519
<v Speaker 2>should be afraid to walk alone at night. And I

888
00:53:04.559 --> 00:53:08.800
<v Speaker 2>think one of them is any sort of objection to

889
00:53:08.840 --> 00:53:11.719
<v Speaker 2>the policy we just laid out, like that should be.

890
00:53:11.840 --> 00:53:13.719
<v Speaker 2>It should be one of those things where it's like, oh,

891
00:53:13.960 --> 00:53:16.519
<v Speaker 2>you know, I wrote a letter to the editor of

892
00:53:16.559 --> 00:53:20.599
<v Speaker 2>the local newspaper about that issue. I hope no one. Uh.

893
00:53:20.639 --> 00:53:22.880
<v Speaker 2>It puts me in a box truck, it puts me

894
00:53:22.920 --> 00:53:26.000
<v Speaker 2>in lipstick and then kills me. That that should be

895
00:53:26.039 --> 00:53:29.679
<v Speaker 2>the level of just terror in opposing this this sensible.

896
00:53:29.880 --> 00:53:33.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And if people don't like that idea, how about

897
00:53:33.039 --> 00:53:33.920
<v Speaker 1>I fucking shoot you.

898
00:53:36.519 --> 00:53:37.639
<v Speaker 2>Buddies with Down syndrome?

899
00:53:38.119 --> 00:53:40.800
<v Speaker 1>How I got idea? How about I shoot people until

900
00:53:40.920 --> 00:53:42.800
<v Speaker 1>I get what I want.

901
00:53:43.480 --> 00:53:45.920
<v Speaker 2>It's a novel concept, but I think there's something to it.

902
00:53:46.679 --> 00:53:52.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what politics used to be. You know, we

903
00:53:52.320 --> 00:53:54.440
<v Speaker 1>used to be real countries where he said, we're gonna

904
00:53:54.440 --> 00:53:59.760
<v Speaker 1>shoot people with weapons until they they shape up or

905
00:53:59.760 --> 00:54:02.159
<v Speaker 1>ship about and we get what we want, and then

906
00:54:02.199 --> 00:54:05.679
<v Speaker 1>we stop doing that. And here we are now every

907
00:54:05.719 --> 00:54:07.679
<v Speaker 1>woman's obese and.

908
00:54:07.760 --> 00:54:12.760
<v Speaker 2>A god fearing man with Down syndrome can't walk around

909
00:54:12.920 --> 00:54:16.000
<v Speaker 2>with two guns surgically grafted to each of his palms.

910
00:54:16.400 --> 00:54:20.719
<v Speaker 2>And it's the it's the death of the West. The

911
00:54:20.800 --> 00:54:22.039
<v Speaker 2>Yahoo news has fallen.

912
00:54:23.400 --> 00:54:25.480
<v Speaker 1>And and by the way we're gonna get We're gonna

913
00:54:25.480 --> 00:54:28.800
<v Speaker 1>get the down center of guy with gun hands before

914
00:54:28.840 --> 00:54:32.840
<v Speaker 1>a woman president. He's gonna be president first.

915
00:54:35.960 --> 00:54:40.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I vote for that. Yeah, because it's like, you know,

916
00:54:40.360 --> 00:54:43.719
<v Speaker 2>there's there's an honesty in it. Uh, there's an openness

917
00:54:43.760 --> 00:54:47.679
<v Speaker 2>to it. There's a there's the the sort of like

918
00:54:48.360 --> 00:54:53.880
<v Speaker 2>element of like you're gonna tell him no, you know,

919
00:54:54.360 --> 00:54:57.599
<v Speaker 2>and and honestly, like you see that meme you know,

920
00:54:58.000 --> 00:55:01.079
<v Speaker 2>from from Mice and Men were you're like, oh, look

921
00:55:01.079 --> 00:55:05.199
<v Speaker 2>at the rabbits Lenny, Well, guess what. Uh, sometimes you

922
00:55:05.239 --> 00:55:07.079
<v Speaker 2>need a good guy with a gun. That is all

923
00:55:07.079 --> 00:55:07.599
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say.

924
00:55:07.760 --> 00:55:10.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what if the roles are reversed. What if Lenny

925
00:55:10.039 --> 00:55:11.719
<v Speaker 1>shot the other guy in the back of the head.

926
00:55:11.840 --> 00:55:12.519
<v Speaker 1>That's a happening.

927
00:55:12.719 --> 00:55:13.559
<v Speaker 2>Lenny shot first.

928
00:55:15.280 --> 00:55:17.000
<v Speaker 1>Why I don't know why I didn't do that. Everyone

929
00:55:17.039 --> 00:55:21.400
<v Speaker 1>would love that ending. These are the things it seems

930
00:55:21.400 --> 00:55:26.880
<v Speaker 1>like every fucking year there's some discord about they're taking

931
00:55:26.960 --> 00:55:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Andrew Jackson off the money to replace them with Harriet Tubman,

932
00:55:30.960 --> 00:55:36.719
<v Speaker 1>or they're making something gay and black. But what if

933
00:55:36.719 --> 00:55:40.519
<v Speaker 1>you just wipe all that away. It's Goku on the money.

934
00:55:40.840 --> 00:55:43.159
<v Speaker 1>That's the type of idea you'd be talking about with

935
00:55:43.199 --> 00:55:46.960
<v Speaker 1>this guy and who's against that. Well, you shoot them

936
00:55:47.800 --> 00:55:52.480
<v Speaker 1>and then you have America back. See, like the shit

937
00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:56.320
<v Speaker 1>Shit Ship's iron life is ironic and it's simple if

938
00:55:56.360 --> 00:55:56.920
<v Speaker 1>you let.

939
00:55:56.760 --> 00:56:00.880
<v Speaker 2>It literally simple In the case of you know, our

940
00:56:01.199 --> 00:56:05.760
<v Speaker 2>potential future president, and this is the this is the thing, right,

941
00:56:08.400 --> 00:56:15.960
<v Speaker 2>you have people cowards, morons, idiots. They don't present who

942
00:56:16.000 --> 00:56:20.679
<v Speaker 2>will present here's some kind of boring gay solution where

943
00:56:20.719 --> 00:56:25.199
<v Speaker 2>it's like, oh, if you change this government program or

944
00:56:25.400 --> 00:56:27.480
<v Speaker 2>you know, you take this money over there, you do

945
00:56:27.639 --> 00:56:30.440
<v Speaker 2>that with it, you return to a gold standard, you

946
00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:34.320
<v Speaker 2>stop fighting wars for Israel. That's all gay. What we

947
00:56:34.400 --> 00:56:37.280
<v Speaker 2>need is a man with a sixty five IQ and

948
00:56:37.360 --> 00:56:42.320
<v Speaker 2>two loaded weapons at all moments. And I think that

949
00:56:42.320 --> 00:56:45.880
<v Speaker 2>that's how we cut through all of these secondary concerns

950
00:56:45.920 --> 00:56:50.159
<v Speaker 2>and get to what's really matters, which is killing goats

951
00:56:50.519 --> 00:56:55.039
<v Speaker 2>with Goku on the money. And yeah, really that's it,

952
00:56:55.159 --> 00:56:56.039
<v Speaker 2>that's all that matters.

953
00:56:56.199 --> 00:57:00.320
<v Speaker 1>Another year where Ron Paul get is wheeled out to

954
00:57:00.400 --> 00:57:04.440
<v Speaker 1>talk about returning to the gold standard, and I'm voting

955
00:57:04.440 --> 00:57:06.960
<v Speaker 1>for the guy who wants to get to the golden

956
00:57:07.039 --> 00:57:08.199
<v Speaker 1>retriever standard.

957
00:57:09.559 --> 00:57:11.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, and I think we were talking about this.

958
00:57:11.559 --> 00:57:15.519
<v Speaker 2>We should pardon you're an advertising man to pardon a

959
00:57:15.639 --> 00:57:19.360
<v Speaker 2>rebrand for Ron Paul, which is I think that your

960
00:57:19.400 --> 00:57:22.079
<v Speaker 2>attitudes about aging are completely correct, which is that we

961
00:57:22.119 --> 00:57:25.079
<v Speaker 2>need to see that man in his We're gonna call

962
00:57:25.119 --> 00:57:31.880
<v Speaker 2>it the spawn era, so it chains hooks, kind of

963
00:57:31.880 --> 00:57:35.519
<v Speaker 2>a hell Raiser esque aesthetic, and I think that's really

964
00:57:35.599 --> 00:57:38.039
<v Speaker 2>what's going to revitalize his career. Like, oh, eight didn't

965
00:57:38.119 --> 00:57:40.800
<v Speaker 2>quite work, twelve was probably a little bit worse. But

966
00:57:40.920 --> 00:57:44.400
<v Speaker 2>this is the cool rebrand that I'll bring back, The

967
00:57:44.480 --> 00:57:49.280
<v Speaker 2>Ron Paul Revolution by you know, kind of a aping

968
00:57:49.639 --> 00:57:52.920
<v Speaker 2>a beloved comic book and that one movie character.

969
00:57:53.880 --> 00:57:58.039
<v Speaker 1>Remember Ron Paul he did. He's done so many rebrands,

970
00:57:58.320 --> 00:58:01.679
<v Speaker 1>but he had one. It was the word revolution and

971
00:58:01.960 --> 00:58:06.639
<v Speaker 1>the word love within revolution was highlighted and like Pink's

972
00:58:06.719 --> 00:58:09.960
<v Speaker 1>millennial core right there. Yeah, And I just look at him,

973
00:58:10.000 --> 00:58:13.199
<v Speaker 1>I say, you're not about love? Whatever? Do you know

974
00:58:13.400 --> 00:58:16.000
<v Speaker 1>what is Ron Paul nobel love? Why is that even

975
00:58:16.039 --> 00:58:20.679
<v Speaker 1>in the mix? Shut up enough? You did the one

976
00:58:20.719 --> 00:58:24.760
<v Speaker 1>big rebrand. It fell flat on his face. Go away.

977
00:58:25.079 --> 00:58:29.199
<v Speaker 1>He's old enough where he needs to plan well ahead

978
00:58:29.199 --> 00:58:33.199
<v Speaker 1>of time his next getting up from the chair. And

979
00:58:33.280 --> 00:58:35.440
<v Speaker 1>once you're doing that, you should just get out of there.

980
00:58:36.039 --> 00:58:38.800
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be sold. You guys like that wind up

981
00:58:38.880 --> 00:58:42.239
<v Speaker 1>to stand up, and then that's a that's a bad

982
00:58:42.440 --> 00:58:45.599
<v Speaker 1>position to be in if you're in Congress or driving

983
00:58:45.599 --> 00:58:47.800
<v Speaker 1>a car or fucking anywhere again. Like I can't wait

984
00:58:47.840 --> 00:58:49.320
<v Speaker 1>till I'm old and I don't need to do shit.

985
00:58:49.679 --> 00:58:52.519
<v Speaker 1>I don't even care if I have money for retirement.

986
00:58:53.480 --> 00:58:56.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna have a porch even though there's

987
00:58:56.800 --> 00:58:59.719
<v Speaker 1>no house attached to it, and I'm gonna be a menace.

988
00:59:02.239 --> 00:59:06.159
<v Speaker 2>Well I think that really, that's what sort of uh

989
00:59:07.039 --> 00:59:10.960
<v Speaker 2>ties all of these themes, you know, whether it's you know,

990
00:59:11.000 --> 00:59:14.920
<v Speaker 2>your your your end of life care h your your

991
00:59:15.800 --> 00:59:22.280
<v Speaker 2>gay government ordered suicide, uh, all of these together, it's

992
00:59:22.320 --> 00:59:27.400
<v Speaker 2>that what every man wants is sort of heads to

993
00:59:27.519 --> 00:59:30.320
<v Speaker 2>the tails. That is dying in a gay way. It

994
00:59:30.440 --> 00:59:35.159
<v Speaker 2>is living out your your twilight years as a plague

995
00:59:35.239 --> 00:59:38.639
<v Speaker 2>upon this earth, as a as a menace. And you

996
00:59:38.679 --> 00:59:42.800
<v Speaker 2>know what, we were trash talking Robert de Niro, but

997
00:59:44.719 --> 00:59:50.519
<v Speaker 2>he sure is living out that Nietzche and dream of

998
00:59:50.639 --> 00:59:53.599
<v Speaker 2>just being a menace. So you know what, maybe we're

999
00:59:53.679 --> 00:59:56.239
<v Speaker 2>just maybe times we're just player hayting. You know, we're

1000
00:59:56.280 --> 00:59:59.880
<v Speaker 2>outside the club. We're looking at a self actualized five

1001
01:00:00.079 --> 01:00:03.119
<v Speaker 2>four man and we just we hate it because we

1002
01:00:03.159 --> 01:00:03.719
<v Speaker 2>can't have it.

1003
01:00:04.760 --> 01:00:06.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, make no mistake, I am a player hater.

1004
01:00:07.239 --> 01:00:10.920
<v Speaker 1>I hate all day. Hey people, I'm jealous. I'm bitter.

1005
01:00:10.960 --> 01:00:13.199
<v Speaker 1>I hate people who have a ship that I don't have.

1006
01:00:13.920 --> 01:00:15.719
<v Speaker 1>I would I think I think I'm hating him for

1007
01:00:15.760 --> 01:00:18.280
<v Speaker 1>the right reasons, but it could be that he's living

1008
01:00:18.280 --> 01:00:21.239
<v Speaker 1>in the dream and I also hate him the exact

1009
01:00:21.360 --> 01:00:27.199
<v Speaker 1>same volume. Nothing's gonna nothing's gonna stop this, Jay, you understand.

1010
01:00:29.239 --> 01:00:34.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna keep and it's it's it's good. It's good

1011
01:00:34.480 --> 01:00:39.760
<v Speaker 1>to make fun of people when they're old, because would

1012
01:00:39.800 --> 01:00:41.920
<v Speaker 1>you do that, would do Roberto when he was younger? No,

1013
01:00:42.000 --> 01:00:44.039
<v Speaker 1>you could kick my ass. He can't kick my ass.

1014
01:00:44.039 --> 01:00:48.239
<v Speaker 1>Now you'll fall apart. Just like it's it's really good

1015
01:00:48.360 --> 01:00:53.119
<v Speaker 1>to call eminem a corny loser now because he is.

1016
01:00:53.960 --> 01:00:56.360
<v Speaker 1>And maybe he wouldn't do that when he's in his twenties.

1017
01:00:56.400 --> 01:01:00.239
<v Speaker 1>He's running around with flashing a gun but never shoot

1018
01:01:00.280 --> 01:01:03.519
<v Speaker 1>you know whatever, it is doing cool stuff like slaughtering

1019
01:01:03.599 --> 01:01:08.480
<v Speaker 1>women and nobody else the cool, cool, tough guy stuff

1020
01:01:08.559 --> 01:01:10.639
<v Speaker 1>like that. But now, like you know, he's kind of all,

1021
01:01:10.719 --> 01:01:13.360
<v Speaker 1>he's kind of wiser, and he's trying to, you know,

1022
01:01:13.559 --> 01:01:16.440
<v Speaker 1>look back on past good. Now's the time to just

1023
01:01:16.880 --> 01:01:21.400
<v Speaker 1>beat him with crowbars rhetorically, of course, call him gain there,

1024
01:01:21.440 --> 01:01:24.199
<v Speaker 1>what's he gonna do fight you. He can't, and I

1025
01:01:24.239 --> 01:01:29.159
<v Speaker 1>think it should increase the older that he gets.

1026
01:01:29.960 --> 01:01:33.199
<v Speaker 2>The dimes. We are fast coming up on time, and.

1027
01:01:33.159 --> 01:01:36.159
<v Speaker 1>I guess weird. I didn't know how much time. Yes, yes,

1028
01:01:36.320 --> 01:01:39.519
<v Speaker 1>that's a good point. I came here not to discuss

1029
01:01:39.559 --> 01:01:43.559
<v Speaker 1>any of that stuff. I wanted to discuss a short

1030
01:01:43.800 --> 01:01:48.519
<v Speaker 1>documentary that I released recently titled how to Make a

1031
01:01:48.639 --> 01:01:53.880
<v Speaker 1>Canadian People, and it's available on YouTube and rumble and

1032
01:01:54.480 --> 01:01:58.079
<v Speaker 1>x and substack well dimes.

1033
01:01:58.119 --> 01:02:00.840
<v Speaker 2>Here's what I would say, What are you next week?

1034
01:02:02.280 --> 01:02:03.719
<v Speaker 1>What am I doing next week?

1035
01:02:04.480 --> 01:02:06.159
<v Speaker 2>Do you want to stan actually talk about that next week?

1036
01:02:06.480 --> 01:02:10.159
<v Speaker 1>It's yeah, because yeah, because you cap this off and hour,

1037
01:02:10.199 --> 01:02:12.119
<v Speaker 1>we'll do that next week too. Yeah, this will be

1038
01:02:12.159 --> 01:02:13.400
<v Speaker 1>the sizzle reel for that.

1039
01:02:15.840 --> 01:02:17.639
<v Speaker 2>Like idea that we would just start that off. There's

1040
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<v Speaker 2>no joking around all. We're incredibly self serious. Everyone's like,

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<v Speaker 2>this isn't the same guy Like, yes, it is, no

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<v Speaker 2>clarification needed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm using a very dour Irish accent.

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<v Speaker 2>Both of us are. It just gets worse and worse,

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<v Speaker 2>much like Robert de Niro's attempted an Irish accent.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the entire time hole neck tears.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, like I said, we'll have you on next week

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever it's convenient for you. This is a ton

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<v Speaker 2>of fun. But in the meantime, where can people find you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my show is titled blood Satellite. You can find

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<v Speaker 1>that at blood Satellite dot Ca. We're also on YouTube,

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<v Speaker 1>blood Satellite clips on x at legally Ironic, and I

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<v Speaker 1>write for the Vanguardist Journal. That's Vanguardist Journal dot subsack

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. As we can also find the little show

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<v Speaker 1>documentary that we're gonna be talking about next time in depth.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, thanks again man. Like I said, we'll have you

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<v Speaker 2>on soon. I never w at home. Keep your head up,

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<v Speaker 2>good night.