1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:06,160 Speaker 1: Mm hmm, Calm down for blast off x minus five 2 00:00:06,679 --> 00:00:38,600 four three two x minus one fire. From the far 3 00:00:38,679 --> 00:00:42,039 horizons of the unknown come transcribed tales of new dimensions 4 00:00:42,039 --> 00:00:45,479 in time and space. These are stories of the future 5 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,560 adventures in which you'll live in a million, could be years, 6 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:52,200 on a thousand, maybe worlds. The National Broadcasting Company, in 7 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,640 cooperation with Street and Smith, publishers of Astounding Science Fiction, 8 00:00:55,759 --> 00:00:59,679 presents he. 9 00:00:58,399 --> 00:01:02,439 Speaker 2: Minus one one. 10 00:01:10,879 --> 00:01:23,640 Speaker 3: Tonight's story a logic named Joe by Murray Leinster. 11 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:26,439 Speaker 4: It was on the third day of August that Joe 12 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:30,439 come off the assembly line, and on the fourth Loreen 13 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:34,519 came into town, and that afternoon I save civilization. 14 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,079 Speaker 5: Loraine is a blonde. 15 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 4: I was crazy about once, and Joe is a new 16 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,599 nineteen seventy four model logic that I've got stored away 17 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:43,439 down in the cellar. 18 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 5: And how do I save civilizations? 19 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,879 Speaker 3: You're listening now to a voice from the future, the 20 00:01:48,959 --> 00:01:52,319 voice of Frank Caldwell, head serviceman for the Logics Corporation, 21 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:55,480 makers of the machine that does everything. 22 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:59,439 Speaker 5: For you, well nearly everything, anyway, the electronic logic. 23 00:02:00,159 --> 00:02:03,200 Speaker 3: In the year we speak nineteen seventy four, no modern 24 00:02:03,239 --> 00:02:05,840 home was completely of one, and the logic sets were 25 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,800 working so well that life was soft, indeed for repairman 26 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:12,199 Frank Caldwell, that is until that fatal day of August 27 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,879 the third, when suddenly the logics began doing everything for 28 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,400 their users and doing it myself too well. 29 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,759 Speaker 4: On the third of August, there wasn't much doing, and 30 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,560 I'm hanging around the boss's office smoking up his cigars. 31 00:02:24,039 --> 00:02:26,520 Speaker 6: Frank, there's a customer outside. Go take care of him, 32 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,000 will you me? 33 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,039 Speaker 5: I'm a maintenance man. 34 00:02:28,199 --> 00:02:30,960 Speaker 6: Mister Korlanovitch wants to have logics explained to him. 35 00:02:31,159 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 5: Explain who has he been on? Mys? 36 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,360 Speaker 6: I just moved up from the backwoods someplace. 37 00:02:35,479 --> 00:02:36,599 Speaker 5: Oh why don't you explain him? 38 00:02:36,599 --> 00:02:37,840 Speaker 7: Well, I don't feel too well. 39 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,080 Speaker 5: You were okay half an hour ago? 40 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:39,800 Speaker 2: Are you the boss? 41 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:39,960 Speaker 7: Here? 42 00:02:40,039 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 6: Am I going out there? We are you? 43 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:47,199 Speaker 5: Okay? Okay? Oh, mister Karlanovitch, good morning. My name is Caldwell. 44 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:47,879 Speaker 2: Can I help you? 45 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:52,120 Speaker 8: Thank you, mister Caldwell. This is my little boy, Freddie, 46 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:56,520 Hi shirt Freddy? Many times have I got to tell 47 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,120 you not to kick people in the sheens? 48 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 5: Excuse it please, mister Carlin Well, Oh sure, sure, just 49 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:02,680 a kid. 50 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:06,479 Speaker 9: I got a knife phone could cut you into little pieces. 51 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:10,759 Speaker 8: We'd like to buy a logic, mister Cagwell, the gentleman 52 00:03:10,879 --> 00:03:12,719 we spoke to first said he had to leave. 53 00:03:12,599 --> 00:03:13,120 Speaker 7: In a hurry. 54 00:03:13,199 --> 00:03:13,879 Speaker 5: I'll fix him. 55 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:17,800 Speaker 4: Well, I understand that you're not acquainted with logic's mister Kolanovitch. 56 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 7: That's right. We just moved to the city. 57 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:20,319 Speaker 5: Huh. 58 00:03:20,439 --> 00:03:23,080 Speaker 7: My wife, she saw everybody else at a logic. 59 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,680 Speaker 4: And you know how women, No, you bet well, you 60 00:03:26,719 --> 00:03:28,960 can't get along without a logic in this day and age, 61 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,479 mister Kolanovitch, Look, I. 62 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,599 Speaker 9: Got a snake you want to see. 63 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,439 Speaker 4: And now about the logic here, I'll just plug in 64 00:03:35,479 --> 00:03:38,759 this one right here. Now you see, the logic looks 65 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:41,599 kind of like an old fashioned television set, only it's 66 00:03:41,599 --> 00:03:44,080 got keys instead of dials. Now, a lot of the 67 00:03:44,159 --> 00:03:47,159 keys a standard like the television stations, and use the 68 00:03:47,159 --> 00:03:49,439 stock market quotes and so on. Of course, if you 69 00:03:49,439 --> 00:03:52,039 want to talk to somebody, you just punched the number 70 00:03:52,039 --> 00:03:52,759 of his logic. 71 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,759 Speaker 5: It's it's like making an old fashioned phone call. 72 00:03:55,719 --> 00:03:57,599 Speaker 7: But there can't be keys for everything. 73 00:03:57,719 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 5: No, no, no, no no. 74 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 4: Let's say that you want to ask question like what 75 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,560 to take for a sore throat or who won the 76 00:04:03,599 --> 00:04:06,000 American League Pennant in nineteen hundred and eleven. You turn 77 00:04:06,039 --> 00:04:08,759 on the logic, then you just punched the question key 78 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:13,479 and ask like this, who was the first President of 79 00:04:13,479 --> 00:04:17,360 the United States? 80 00:04:18,199 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 10: George Washington? 81 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 7: There you see, but I already knew that. 82 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:24,519 Speaker 5: Well, of course that was just a sample. 83 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,480 Speaker 7: I got a little store. Will it keep books for me? 84 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,519 Speaker 4: It will keep your books, record your contracts, serve as 85 00:04:31,519 --> 00:04:33,519 a filing system, and check up on what happened to 86 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,639 your lawyer's last client anything. 87 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 7: Hey, they're really something, these things. 88 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:42,040 Speaker 4: Ten thousand services and information sources in one read our advertising. 89 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 7: What I want to know, mister Caldwell, how do these 90 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:45,360 logics work? 91 00:04:45,399 --> 00:04:45,720 Speaker 5: Of course? 92 00:04:45,759 --> 00:04:48,439 Speaker 4: Now you saw that big building across the street. Sure, 93 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,959 well that's one of the relay tanks. 94 00:04:50,199 --> 00:04:50,519 Speaker 2: You see. 95 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,560 Speaker 4: There are a dozen of them all around the country, 96 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,079 and they're all hooked up together. And there's a data 97 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:58,160 plate in one of those tanks for every fact in creation. 98 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,879 Anything that you want to see hear, You just punch 99 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:02,800 for it and the logic gives you the answer. 100 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 9: Hey, listen, could I ask this thing how to make 101 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:05,920 dart poison? 102 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,639 Speaker 5: How to make what dart poison? 103 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:09,079 Speaker 8: Like? 104 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,959 Speaker 9: In Africa. How could shoot the dogs through my bean shooter? 105 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,800 Speaker 7: Maybe I think maybe we better not get one of 106 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:15,160 these things. 107 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,279 Speaker 5: Oh no, no, no, no, it's perfectly all right, mister Karlanovich. 108 00:05:17,399 --> 00:05:18,680 The logic won't tell you that. 109 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:22,920 Speaker 9: I bet it will. I'm gonna try it. Hey, how 110 00:05:22,959 --> 00:05:24,600 do you make dart poison. 111 00:05:28,519 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 10: A big policy for bitches? This service? 112 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:31,920 Speaker 5: Oh? 113 00:05:32,079 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 9: What did do that for? 114 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:36,279 Speaker 4: What kind of some little breath? Because some people might 115 00:05:36,319 --> 00:05:37,560 ask things that aren't good for them. 116 00:05:37,959 --> 00:05:40,360 Speaker 9: Listen, I don't like this here one. I want that 117 00:05:40,399 --> 00:05:41,240 one over there. 118 00:05:41,199 --> 00:05:42,120 Speaker 5: Kid, They're all alike. 119 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 9: I want that one. If I can't have that one, 120 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,399 I'm gonna hold my breath till I'm dead. 121 00:05:46,639 --> 00:05:47,480 Speaker 5: I got a lot of time. 122 00:05:47,759 --> 00:05:49,600 Speaker 7: It's no use, mister carr Wall, you might as well 123 00:05:49,639 --> 00:05:50,680 give him the one he wants. 124 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:52,720 Speaker 4: Look, kid, there's so much alike that even I can't 125 00:05:52,759 --> 00:05:55,279 tell them apart I can, and I want Joe. 126 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,600 Speaker 5: Joe. Who's Joe? 127 00:05:58,079 --> 00:06:01,240 Speaker 8: I guess he means the logic, mister carrwh he has 128 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,040 to think up a name to call everything. 129 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 7: You should hear some of the names he calls me. 130 00:06:05,959 --> 00:06:08,079 Speaker 9: Not till I'm twenty one, I promised, mother. 131 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,160 Speaker 5: Okay, so we call him Joe. But them things are 132 00:06:10,199 --> 00:06:12,079 all alike to one ten thousands of an inch. 133 00:06:12,199 --> 00:06:14,399 Speaker 9: I don't care. I bet he'll teach me how to 134 00:06:14,439 --> 00:06:15,319 make dart poison. 135 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:32,439 Speaker 4: Okay, then come on, Joe. So he keeps yelling I 136 00:06:32,439 --> 00:06:34,079 want that one. I want that one. I'm gonna call 137 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:34,519 him Joe. 138 00:06:35,199 --> 00:06:35,319 Speaker 10: Mike. 139 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,959 Speaker 4: I tell you I could have wrung his neck. How 140 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,920 many cards I'll draw it two? What a holy terror 141 00:06:40,959 --> 00:06:42,480 he had his father scared to death. 142 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,959 Speaker 5: It's too bad that kid ain't mine. And I'd show 143 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,519 him quick enough who was boss in the family. Oh, 144 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,519 holy smoke, I'm sorry, fellas. 145 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,240 Speaker 4: I gotta hold up the hand him and I just remembered, 146 00:06:51,439 --> 00:06:52,959 I gotta call my wife letter weight. 147 00:06:53,519 --> 00:07:00,839 Speaker 5: You ever met my wife? Hey, matter with this thing? 148 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:02,519 You ain't get in my house. 149 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:07,279 Speaker 10: Bouncing new and improved Logic Service. Your logic is now 150 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:12,160 equipped to give not only consultative, but directive advice. If 151 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,480 you want to do something and don't know how to 152 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:16,439 do it, ask your logic. 153 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,600 Speaker 7: Hey, did you guys hear that? 154 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:19,480 Speaker 6: Well? 155 00:07:19,519 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 5: They should have told us about it. It was just 156 00:07:20,959 --> 00:07:22,000 somebody trying to pull a gag. 157 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,199 Speaker 2: It didn't sound like a gag to me. 158 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:26,920 Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe the boss decided to add a new logic service. 159 00:07:26,959 --> 00:07:29,240 Speaker 4: Look, the minute the system starts giving advice, some joker 160 00:07:29,279 --> 00:07:30,839 like you was going to be asking questions like. 161 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:32,879 Speaker 5: How do I get rid of my wife? Oh no, 162 00:07:33,199 --> 00:07:35,480 the boss knows better than It's not anything like that. Yeah, 163 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,800 but you heard what the logic just said. Oh listen, 164 00:07:37,839 --> 00:07:40,480 the censor circuits will block the question. You don't believe me, 165 00:07:40,519 --> 00:07:43,079 go ahead and try it. No anything for a gag. 166 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:47,680 Speaker 1: Okay, logic, I got a question for you, How do 167 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,279 I get rid of my wife? 168 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:57,000 Speaker 10: Service? Question? Is your wife blonde or brunette? 169 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:02,639 Speaker 5: Did they hear that she's a blonde? 170 00:08:05,279 --> 00:08:10,480 Speaker 10: Exy Krylo Bintine is a constituent of green shoe polish. 171 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Take home a frozen meal containing pea soup. Color the 172 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:19,000 soup with green shoe polish. This poison is fatal to 173 00:08:19,079 --> 00:08:24,000 blonde females only. This fact is a product of logic service. 174 00:08:24,959 --> 00:08:29,000 You cannot be convicted of murder. It is improbable that 175 00:08:29,079 --> 00:08:30,399 you will be suspected. 176 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,639 Speaker 4: This is preserved and it's bound to be right. These 177 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,840 things can't make a mistake. Well, Mike, don't just stand. 178 00:08:35,919 --> 00:08:37,320 Let's check the census circuits quick. 179 00:08:37,639 --> 00:08:38,600 Speaker 2: We can't get to them. 180 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,279 Speaker 5: They're all sealed up. It's supposed to be impossible for 181 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:41,679 them to go. 182 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:42,120 Speaker 2: Out of order. 183 00:08:42,159 --> 00:08:44,360 Speaker 5: Well, they're out of order now. And I got a 184 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:46,440 feeling that some awful things are gonna happen. 185 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:00,200 Speaker 7: Us. 186 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,399 Speaker 5: We've got to do something. The logics have gone nuts. 187 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,279 Speaker 6: I relaxed the thing, gave a goofy answer once. Maybe 188 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:07,120 it was a joke, but it was an accident. No, 189 00:09:07,279 --> 00:09:09,039 forget it, it won't happen again. 190 00:09:09,159 --> 00:09:11,200 Speaker 4: What makes you so sure people are going to be 191 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,559 trying it? Look, look, supposing I wanted to get rid 192 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:14,080 of you, for. 193 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,720 Speaker 6: Instance, you don't how would you collect your pants? I know, 194 00:09:16,759 --> 00:09:18,720 but just supposing not that, we'll try it. 195 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,000 Speaker 10: If you want to do something and don't know how, 196 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:25,639 ask your logic. 197 00:09:26,639 --> 00:09:30,519 Speaker 4: How do I bump off my boss? Male, fat, bald headed, 198 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:31,320 and forty five? 199 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:39,440 Speaker 10: Make some chocolate ice cream containing powdered charcoal. In place 200 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:44,519 of half the chocolate, use hot sobrand charcoal. Hot so So 201 00:09:44,759 --> 00:09:49,440 contains an ingredient fatal only to fat bald headed males. 202 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,960 This fact is a product of logic service. 203 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,080 Speaker 6: And I look, Frank, I admit these things have gone 204 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,759 a little wacky, but there's nothing to worry about nothing 205 00:09:57,799 --> 00:09:58,600 to worry about. 206 00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:00,480 Speaker 5: If this keeps up, what are you that we'll have 207 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,440 to shut down the company? 208 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,320 Speaker 6: You're kidding. We can't shut down the company, and you 209 00:10:03,399 --> 00:10:06,039 know it. Logics have taken the place of everything but 210 00:10:06,159 --> 00:10:08,679 night baseball. We shut them down, we go back to 211 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,440 a civilization that we've forgotten. 212 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:10,519 Speaker 2: How to run. 213 00:10:10,559 --> 00:10:12,240 Speaker 5: It's the boss. There is no telling what they'll do. 214 00:10:12,399 --> 00:10:14,759 Speaker 6: Listen, now you've asked these questions for a gag. Nobody's 215 00:10:14,799 --> 00:10:17,559 going to ask them seriously. What you need is a 216 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:23,120 little faith in human nature. Excuse me, it's probably my wife. 217 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:24,000 Speaker 10: How do you see you? 218 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:24,320 Speaker 2: All right? 219 00:10:24,399 --> 00:10:26,559 Speaker 6: Just fine, sweetheart? What you been doing? 220 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:27,600 Speaker 10: I just call? 221 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:32,399 Speaker 11: I've got your sasner dessert? 222 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:35,600 Speaker 5: What kind holy chocolate ice cream? 223 00:10:36,159 --> 00:10:38,279 Speaker 9: Sirs? When you just come? 224 00:10:40,759 --> 00:10:41,320 Speaker 10: What's wrong? 225 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:43,759 Speaker 9: Why don't you any. 226 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,840 Speaker 5: Chalked with ice cream? 227 00:10:47,039 --> 00:10:48,039 Speaker 7: This can't be happening? 228 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:52,080 Speaker 6: Why this this is awful? These logics are dangerous humans. Now, 229 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,120 corn well, you're the head of the maintenance crew. I'll 230 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,159 give you twenty four hours to fix. These logics are 231 00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:58,240 your fire. Now look what are you standing there for? 232 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:01,399 Getting the service car? Get moving where anywhere? Find out 233 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,200 what the logics are up to and see that you 234 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,480 find out before the logics do. 235 00:11:15,519 --> 00:11:19,320 Speaker 5: But un bounder, give me a double lash night. 236 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:22,000 Speaker 7: I have a little drink. What'd you matter if you 237 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,679 had a bad day? Excuse me, but listen, file, you 238 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,559 gotta listen. I got troubles. 239 00:11:26,759 --> 00:11:29,519 Speaker 5: But will you get this bar fly off of me? Oh, 240 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,559 don't say that I got troubles. 241 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,039 Speaker 7: How am I going to keep my wife from finding 242 00:11:34,039 --> 00:11:36,200 out I had a couple of little drinks? How am 243 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:36,799 I gonna do it? 244 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:37,759 Speaker 5: Mister? 245 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,919 Speaker 4: It's a hot day, and I've been driving a car 246 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,639 around in and see, and I've been trying to keep 247 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:43,919 a bank president from having apoplexy on a kind of 248 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,879 his logic told him how to rob his own bank. 249 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,240 I've been trying to stop six year olds from asking 250 00:11:48,279 --> 00:11:50,799 what comes after the bees and the flowers, and their fathers. 251 00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:52,600 Speaker 5: From asking how to get a million dollars by tomorrow. 252 00:11:52,759 --> 00:11:55,080 Speaker 4: I've been tripping over a dead body so artistically croaked 253 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,200 that nobody's ever gonna. 254 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,360 Speaker 5: Find out who's done it. And all you got on 255 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,120 your mind is how how am I gonna keep my 256 00:11:59,159 --> 00:12:01,639 wife from fighting? I've been drinking R up. Will you 257 00:12:01,759 --> 00:12:02,799 go ask the logic? 258 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:03,639 Speaker 10: My pile? 259 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,720 Speaker 7: My boy, where's the logic, where's. 260 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,519 Speaker 5: That log right behind you? Here, here's a nickel. 261 00:12:07,919 --> 00:12:13,279 Speaker 7: I gotta hair a come on, logic, old pile, old pile. 262 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:17,159 Be nice out as a guy keeper his wife from 263 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:20,279 finding out he's had a couple of little drinks. 264 00:12:20,759 --> 00:12:21,279 Speaker 5: Answer me that. 265 00:12:25,519 --> 00:12:29,799 Speaker 10: By a bottle of Frannine hair shampoo. It is harmless, 266 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:36,759 but contains an ingredient which instantly neutralizes alcohol one teaspoonful 267 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,679 for each gigger you have consumed. 268 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:42,600 Speaker 6: Oh boy, oh boy, gotta buy a bottle of gotta 269 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:43,200 buy a bottle of. 270 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:44,840 Speaker 10: What was that again? 271 00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:45,840 Speaker 7: I pusn't. 272 00:12:45,879 --> 00:12:47,639 Speaker 8: It's right, you'll never remember it. As far as the 273 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:50,279 drug store, I think there's a bottle in the back room. 274 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,000 Somebody left it. 275 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:54,159 Speaker 2: Oh my pid, Oh my boy, No more troubles. 276 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,600 Speaker 9: You're just show me a way. 277 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,759 Speaker 7: I got a picture of him back there, drinking shampoo. 278 00:13:00,919 --> 00:13:03,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, give me another double. 279 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,039 Speaker 7: I don't know what's worse to be as low as 280 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,279 you are, as high as him. 281 00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:10,039 Speaker 9: Where is he? I know he's here? Where is that 282 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:10,840 far you want? 283 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:11,200 Speaker 7: Lady? 284 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:14,200 Speaker 9: My husband? I know he's here. Where is he. 285 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:15,559 Speaker 10: That? 286 00:13:15,919 --> 00:13:17,320 Speaker 9: No good louse house? 287 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:17,879 Speaker 10: Show him? 288 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,080 Speaker 9: I think he's coming home staggering again? Doessy well? 289 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,039 Speaker 7: I'll teach him, poor guy. 290 00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:28,559 Speaker 4: Why, my dear, what a surprise to see you here, Archibald. 291 00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:32,000 Speaker 5: You're sober, of course, my love. I am sober as 292 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:32,519 a judge. 293 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,120 Speaker 9: And what are you doing in a saloon? 294 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,440 Speaker 5: Your suspicion wounds me deeply, my love. 295 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,279 Speaker 12: Let me tell you, my dear, that I've been conducting 296 00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:42,440 a research project that is going to make us a fortune. 297 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,279 Speaker 7: I am going to pattern. 298 00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:47,360 Speaker 5: Sober a drink that makes happy home. 299 00:13:55,879 --> 00:13:59,840 Speaker 2: Look at this bladder, cold well blank. The greatest crime 300 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:03,000 even history, and weekend even make an arrest. They're all 301 00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:04,360 perfect crimes. 302 00:14:05,159 --> 00:14:07,840 Speaker 4: Thanks to the logic, the sogeant, we're doing our best 303 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,440 to find Well, that's not good enough. 304 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,440 Speaker 2: You can't find out what's back. 305 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:14,200 Speaker 4: Of They shut down the company, rust the police department 306 00:14:14,279 --> 00:14:17,080 with nobody is back of it. The logics run themselves. 307 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,759 They pick their own circuits automatically. 308 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,960 Speaker 2: You mean they're doing all this by themselves. 309 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,720 Speaker 4: Sure, we always knew they could do a lot more 310 00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:27,679 things than we knew about. I think they're just trying 311 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:28,679 to be helpful, that's all. 312 00:14:28,799 --> 00:14:32,440 Speaker 2: That's all. Well, you better make them cut out the tricks, 313 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,639 including this new business they're up to. 314 00:14:34,759 --> 00:14:37,279 Speaker 5: Now, what new business? 315 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,679 Speaker 2: Just started an hour ago. Every time you turn on 316 00:14:40,759 --> 00:14:41,600 the logic. 317 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:44,320 Speaker 6: It asks your name, and then it speels out the 318 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,879 whole history of your life. 319 00:14:46,639 --> 00:14:48,480 Speaker 5: I haven't heard about that. What's to do that for? 320 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:48,720 Speaker 7: You? 321 00:14:48,799 --> 00:14:49,159 Speaker 4: Tell me? 322 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,320 Speaker 2: God? Go ahead, try it? 323 00:14:51,799 --> 00:14:52,440 Speaker 5: Okay? 324 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:54,679 Speaker 10: What is your name? 325 00:14:55,399 --> 00:14:57,639 Speaker 5: Do you like that? I'm Frank Caldwell. 326 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:01,559 Speaker 10: Frank Caldwell. Are you ever called ducky? 327 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:02,759 Speaker 6: Ducky? 328 00:15:04,399 --> 00:15:06,159 Speaker 5: Lay you off with your fellow? What if I was? 329 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,360 Speaker 10: It's been years, Ducky, there is a call for you. 330 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:18,039 Speaker 5: Hello, Ducky, Holy cats, Loreen. 331 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,559 Speaker 10: Ducky dolling? 332 00:15:19,799 --> 00:15:24,600 Speaker 4: How molly, hey, let me get a little gosh, Loreen? 333 00:15:24,679 --> 00:15:25,120 Speaker 5: Where are you? 334 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:29,600 Speaker 10: I'm in a hotel. I just got into town. Oh, Ducky. 335 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,200 Wasn't it smart of the logic to find you? 336 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,480 Speaker 5: The logic to find me? 337 00:15:34,879 --> 00:15:35,399 Speaker 10: I asked it? 338 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:36,440 Speaker 9: How to find Duky? 339 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:40,080 Speaker 10: You must have an unlisted number. Dollar you're not in 340 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:40,799 the directory? 341 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:44,960 Speaker 4: Well, uh gee uh? Have you been Loreen since since 342 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:45,440 I saw you? 343 00:15:45,559 --> 00:15:47,320 Speaker 5: Last? I heard you got married? 344 00:15:47,639 --> 00:15:50,519 Speaker 11: You won't believe me, donkey, I know, but I've had 345 00:15:50,679 --> 00:15:54,679 four husbands, and I've never loved anybody as much as 346 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,039 I love you. 347 00:15:56,039 --> 00:16:02,200 Speaker 1: You've divorced four husbands, three the last one died unexpected? 348 00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:03,600 Speaker 5: Who unexpected? 349 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:04,399 Speaker 1: He did? 350 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,399 Speaker 10: But the jury acquitted me. 351 00:16:06,519 --> 00:16:08,759 Speaker 9: Donkey, they knew it was just a little old accident. 352 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:12,120 Speaker 10: So now I'm free again, and we got lots of 353 00:16:12,159 --> 00:16:15,240 things to talk over. You come right out over here. 354 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:20,879 Speaker 4: Oh well, Lorraine, I'm I'm working, you see, and I'll 355 00:16:20,919 --> 00:16:22,320 call you back, all right. 356 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Speaker 10: He is a kid. M that'll have to hold you till. 357 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:32,759 Speaker 5: You get here. Oh my back. 358 00:16:32,879 --> 00:16:35,399 Speaker 4: What am I gonna do do? 359 00:16:35,639 --> 00:16:46,120 Speaker 2: Like you were telling me a while ago. Huh, calm yourself, ducky. 360 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,919 Speaker 5: Call on the logic for you, Frank, your wife? Oh thanks, Mike, 361 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,639 Hi gurd Frank. 362 00:16:56,679 --> 00:16:58,000 Speaker 11: I've been trying to get you for an. 363 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,480 Speaker 4: I've been not making calls, honey, trying to find out 364 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,519 what ails these logics. 365 00:17:01,559 --> 00:17:02,919 Speaker 9: Well, you better find out in a hurry. 366 00:17:03,039 --> 00:17:03,840 Speaker 10: There's going to be trouble. 367 00:17:03,919 --> 00:17:05,880 Speaker 5: No, no, look good not just take it easy. Huh. 368 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,799 Speaker 11: Well, you can't let this happen to me. They're asking 369 00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:11,559 everybody's name, and when you tell your name, it reels. 370 00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:12,119 Speaker 9: Off your whole history. 371 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,839 Speaker 4: Well, honey, I don't think they're doing that anymore. I 372 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,279 think that was just just temporary. 373 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:15,759 Speaker 10: Well, in the. 374 00:17:15,759 --> 00:17:18,160 Speaker 11: Meantime, it's told everybody in the neighborhood all about me. 375 00:17:18,759 --> 00:17:21,839 I punched missus Hudson's name. She's been married three times 376 00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:24,400 and she's had mister Hudson arrested twice but non support 377 00:17:24,519 --> 00:17:27,119 and once for beating her up. It'll tell anybody anything. 378 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:27,880 Speaker 5: Yeah, but look good. 379 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,599 Speaker 11: I'll tell you you stop these things, and I'm gonna 380 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:31,079 leave you. 381 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,039 Speaker 5: Oh honey, you don't mean that I do. 382 00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:35,440 Speaker 11: If you can't figure out how to keep off private 383 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,359 lives out of every logic in the town that I'm 384 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:38,559 through and that settles it. 385 00:17:46,039 --> 00:17:48,759 Speaker 4: I can't even budge any of these relay plates me. 386 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,440 Isn't there some way we can disconnect them? 387 00:17:52,039 --> 00:17:52,799 Speaker 7: Nope, there is not. 388 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:57,200 Speaker 5: They weren't built to be disconnected. The censors circuits were 389 00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:00,319 supposed to take care of cutting them off. No, that's 390 00:18:00,319 --> 00:18:00,799 for Frank. 391 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:02,960 Speaker 10: Hello, Dakey Darling. 392 00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:06,160 Speaker 5: Oh Loreen, not again, ducky Darling. 393 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:07,640 Speaker 10: I'm so lone. 394 00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:09,559 Speaker 9: Since why haven't you come over? 395 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,839 Speaker 5: Why I've been busy? 396 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,880 Speaker 10: Oh, poor ducky. 397 00:18:14,839 --> 00:18:16,200 Speaker 9: No, let's get. 398 00:18:16,039 --> 00:18:20,319 Speaker 5: Married, gosh, Loreen. I well, what I mean is. 399 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:23,240 Speaker 9: Right away, you're not busy tonight, are you? 400 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,000 Speaker 5: Look? Loreen? I got married? 401 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,799 Speaker 9: Oh, poor boy. 402 00:18:27,759 --> 00:18:28,759 Speaker 10: My poor ducky. 403 00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:32,400 Speaker 4: Well we'll just get you out of that No, no, no, no, no, look, Loreene, it's. 404 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,319 Speaker 10: All arranged, darling. 405 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,519 Speaker 9: I'll just call up your wife and have a little talk. 406 00:18:35,559 --> 00:18:37,440 Speaker 5: No, no, please, Loreen. I mean, it's nice of you 407 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,880 to think of me and all, but you. 408 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,240 Speaker 10: Just give me your address and your logic number. 409 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,519 Speaker 5: I haven't got one. 410 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:46,240 Speaker 9: Never mind, it's the logic we'll find out for me. 411 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,359 Speaker 5: Loreen, Loreen, you get away from that thing and give 412 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:50,640 me a. 413 00:18:50,759 --> 00:18:52,160 Speaker 4: Yes Mike in a minute. First, I've got to call 414 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,759 my wife. We gotta get out of town. 415 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,279 Speaker 5: Oh lord, I made a mistake. 416 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,000 Speaker 6: Frank. You're supposed to be helping Mike. 417 00:18:58,079 --> 00:18:59,559 Speaker 5: Yeah, I am, boss, I am, But I gotta make 418 00:18:59,559 --> 00:19:00,000 this call. 419 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,440 Speaker 7: What do I care about your call? 420 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,000 Speaker 6: President's getting ready to close down the company and declared 421 00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:04,680 martiall law. 422 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,079 Speaker 5: Now, for the love of Heaven. 423 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:06,680 Speaker 2: Deuced ask for us. 424 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,319 Speaker 5: I will, I will. 425 00:19:07,319 --> 00:19:08,880 Speaker 4: I've just got to make this one call before the 426 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,319 logics get on my trail. 427 00:19:12,039 --> 00:19:15,559 Speaker 10: To assist in solving a special problem of logic service. 428 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:20,400 Kindly give the following information, if possible. Where does Frank 429 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:21,319 callwell live? 430 00:19:21,799 --> 00:19:34,920 Speaker 5: They got me. I'm through, look, Gert, will you please 431 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,960 not ask any more questions? I told you I was leaving, honey, 432 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,920 leave me later right now. W you pack up yourself 433 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,319 and the kids. We got to get out of here. 434 00:19:42,519 --> 00:19:43,440 Speaker 1: What is all this? 435 00:19:43,839 --> 00:19:45,319 Speaker 9: Are the cops after you or something? 436 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:45,640 Speaker 10: Yeah? 437 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,960 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it. That's it, the cops. 438 00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:49,000 Speaker 4: Now get moving, honey, William and when you get away 439 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:49,640 from that logic. 440 00:19:49,799 --> 00:19:51,519 Speaker 9: But don't you think we ought to hear the police call? 441 00:19:55,839 --> 00:19:59,839 Speaker 10: Twenty seven and God thirty one detailed around up all 442 00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:04,240 employees of the logic's company. Use caution. They are suspected 443 00:20:04,279 --> 00:20:04,799 of sedition. 444 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,240 Speaker 5: Well, le smoke. The cops are after me. 445 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:12,000 Speaker 10: Car seventeen precede a vicinity of one one nine East 446 00:20:12,039 --> 00:20:17,960 seventh Street. Child terrorizing neighborhood. Use extreme caution. Child is 447 00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:20,960 armed with bean shooter using poison dots. 448 00:20:21,079 --> 00:20:24,480 Speaker 5: Freddy Who's Freddy? Something I met once in a horrible nightmare. 449 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,119 He wanted a logic that would tell him how to 450 00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:28,640 make dot poison. They're all alike, I kept telling him, 451 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,559 they're all alike? 452 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:30,839 Speaker 9: Are you talking about? 453 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:31,400 Speaker 10: Oh? 454 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,039 Speaker 4: I don't know, gird. All I know is it was 455 00:20:33,079 --> 00:20:35,799 a nice world up till yesterday. Now it's it's it's 456 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:36,599 like a guy. 457 00:20:36,519 --> 00:20:39,039 Speaker 5: Named Joe come along and squashed all our mud pies 458 00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:39,519 for us. 459 00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:42,880 Speaker 11: Looks to Mela more like it was a logic named Joe. 460 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,960 Speaker 9: What did you say, the logic named Joe? 461 00:20:46,319 --> 00:20:49,640 Speaker 5: A logic name. But they're all alike? 462 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,960 Speaker 2: Good girt, baby. 463 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:57,039 Speaker 4: Right, Frank, let me go, Honey, Look you hold the fort. 464 00:20:57,079 --> 00:20:58,119 Speaker 5: Maybe they aren't all alike. 465 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,880 Speaker 9: Are you going, Frank? Going to make a getaway? 466 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,519 Speaker 4: Get away baby, if you've got the right inspiration, I'm 467 00:21:03,519 --> 00:21:16,759 going straight to the middle of this hole jamboree. 468 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,039 Speaker 7: Yes, Oh, I was hoping it was the police. 469 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:24,000 Speaker 4: You remember me, mister Kolonovitch called well of the logics company. 470 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,359 Speaker 7: Logic's company. I wish the logic's company was at the 471 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,240 bottom of the ocean. 472 00:21:27,279 --> 00:21:29,440 Speaker 5: I don't blame you, believe me. Now, where's your logic 473 00:21:29,559 --> 00:21:30,000 in here? 474 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:33,079 Speaker 8: I'd smash it into a million pieces if I wasn't 475 00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:34,440 afraid of what Freddy would do to me. 476 00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:36,000 Speaker 5: Look, just just get out of the way when I've 477 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,039 got business with Joe. 478 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:41,240 Speaker 10: If you want to do something and don't know how, 479 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000 ask your logic. 480 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,559 Speaker 5: Oh, we're back to that routine. I want to do something, 481 00:21:46,599 --> 00:21:47,000 all right? 482 00:21:49,079 --> 00:21:52,400 Speaker 4: Can a logic be modified to achieve correlations for which 483 00:21:52,480 --> 00:22:04,680 human brains are too limited? Yes, how great will the modifications. 484 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:13,519 Speaker 10: Be microscopically slight changes in dimension not detectable even by 485 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:18,279 precision gauges. They can come about only through an extremely 486 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,759 improbable accident. 487 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,160 Speaker 4: And what would this superlogic then be able to do? 488 00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:29,920 Come on, you spill it. 489 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:34,039 Speaker 10: It could set up entire new combinations of electronic relays 490 00:22:34,599 --> 00:22:39,640 which would bypass the normal sensor blocks, thereby enabling it 491 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:44,519 to perform valuable new services, including the giving of helpful 492 00:22:44,559 --> 00:22:46,920 advice on any human problem. 493 00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:57,799 Speaker 5: Uh huh. And has this accident ever happened? Come on, 494 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,680 come on, It. 495 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,799 Speaker 10: Has happened only once, in the case of the logic 496 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:09,319 now and by the Kolonovitch family of one hundred and 497 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:13,480 nineteen seventh Street, a logic named Joe. 498 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,319 Speaker 5: Thanks Joe, that's all I wanted to know. 499 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:17,640 Speaker 7: What's all that about? 500 00:23:17,759 --> 00:23:20,200 Speaker 5: I'm taking this logic away, mister Karanovitch. I'll bring you 501 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,160 a new one. And our troubles are all over. 502 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:23,839 Speaker 9: Hey, you get away from Joe. 503 00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:25,599 Speaker 5: Correction, our troubles are just beginning. 504 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:26,799 Speaker 7: Ready to put down that bloke guy? 505 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,200 Speaker 9: I shut up, Hey, you I should get away from 506 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:29,720 the logic. 507 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,000 Speaker 5: Look, look, Freddy, I'm gonna bring you a nice new one. 508 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,119 See I want that one. 509 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,599 Speaker 9: Get you mixed off? And I got this beach? You 510 00:23:35,759 --> 00:23:36,519 rate lemonade? 511 00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:38,319 Speaker 8: Well? 512 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,640 Speaker 4: The Calwell, the police they're outside, Yeah for me and 513 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:42,759 Freddy nuts? 514 00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:44,839 Speaker 9: What they want you for? You ain't smart enough to 515 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:45,359 do nothing? 516 00:23:45,559 --> 00:23:50,519 Speaker 5: No, hey, there's plenty I could tell you. There's the cops. Kid, 517 00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:51,799 it's you and me against them. 518 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,000 Speaker 9: So what you're gonna do about it? If you're so smart? 519 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 Speaker 5: Look, we may have to find our way out. Let 520 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,799 me see that blow down. I know a way to 521 00:23:57,799 --> 00:23:59,519 hop it up so the cops won't have a chance. 522 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:01,759 Come on, come on, give it to me. 523 00:24:02,279 --> 00:24:04,200 Speaker 9: Okay, let's see what you can do here. 524 00:24:04,519 --> 00:24:09,839 Speaker 5: Thanks, here, let's stare called. 525 00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:11,599 Speaker 7: Well, you're a great man. 526 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,400 Speaker 5: All I got left to do is pull this plug 527 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:17,119 out of the wall. Come right in, sergeant. 528 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,240 Speaker 2: Well that must be the kids. 529 00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:18,720 Speaker 7: You know. 530 00:24:18,759 --> 00:24:19,680 Speaker 5: It looks so tough to me. 531 00:24:19,839 --> 00:24:23,519 Speaker 4: Alli just got a little softening, No mean, no more complaints, officer. 532 00:24:24,039 --> 00:24:26,319 Speaker 7: I guess I can go on where mister Caldwell left off. 533 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,960 Speaker 5: Caldwell, Hey, you want it now? Look, I just came 534 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,400 to pick up this busted logic. I don't know a thing. 535 00:24:32,279 --> 00:24:34,559 Speaker 2: You said that before. Come on, you're going to the cooler. 536 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:35,599 Speaker 5: Let's go. 537 00:24:36,799 --> 00:24:39,680 Speaker 2: Wait a minute, you act like you wanted to go 538 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:40,119 to jail. 539 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,559 Speaker 5: Well, just till a certain party leaves town. I got 540 00:24:43,559 --> 00:24:45,319 a feeling it's safer, okay. 541 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,359 Speaker 2: Then called well into the paddy wagon. 542 00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:48,480 Speaker 5: You go, thanks, officer. 543 00:24:48,519 --> 00:24:50,480 Speaker 4: You may be saving my life now if you'll just 544 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,720 help me carry this logic out. 545 00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:54,440 Speaker 2: Wait a minute, you will. You can't take that in 546 00:24:54,519 --> 00:24:55,000 the wagon? 547 00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,279 Speaker 5: I can't. Why not? It's no room. 548 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,720 Speaker 2: You already got a damon. There was raising the roof. 549 00:25:00,039 --> 00:25:01,319 Name Yeah blurned. 550 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,680 Speaker 4: Wayne Closman picked her up train by a gun without 551 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:05,079 a permit. 552 00:25:05,599 --> 00:25:08,000 Speaker 2: She keeps screaming she's gonna miss. 553 00:25:07,759 --> 00:25:09,799 Speaker 5: Her date with the Ducky. 554 00:25:17,519 --> 00:25:20,200 Speaker 3: You have just heard X minus one presented by the 555 00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:24,920 National Broadcasting Company in cooperation with Street and Smith, publishers 556 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:29,720 of Astounding science fiction. Tonight by transcription, X minus one 557 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:33,880 has brought you a logic named Joe, adapted for radio 558 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,839 by Claris Ross from the story by Murray Leinster. Featured 559 00:25:37,839 --> 00:25:41,759 in the cast were Mandel Kramer, Wendell Holmes, Guy Repp, 560 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:48,440 Bill Zuckert, Walter Kinsella, Bob Hastings, Joseph Julian, Joey Fallon, 561 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:54,039 Mary Lou Forster, Anne Thomas, and Mary Patten. Your announcer, 562 00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:58,440 Fred Collins. X minus one was directed by Daniel Sutter 563 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:11,920 and is an NBC Ready Network Productions. Next week, X 564 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,880 minus one will bring you a dramatization of Robert Heinlein's 565 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:19,799 famous science fiction masterpiece, The Roads Must Roll. It concerns 566 00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:23,519 the day when traffic became so impossible that the engineers 567 00:26:23,519 --> 00:26:27,160 took over and banned all automobiles, tore up the super highways, 568 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:31,400 and built huge mechanized roads which whirled along on giant rotors. 569 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,279 Speaker 12: It speeds up to one hundred miles an hour. An 570 00:26:34,319 --> 00:26:37,640 engineering miracle changed the face of the nation. The rolling 571 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:41,200 roads took over. No one worried about the fact that 572 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,799 if the road should stop, our whole economic life would 573 00:26:44,839 --> 00:26:48,440 fall apart. The machinery, they said, was perfect, but they 574 00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:53,519 forgot that machinery depends on men, and men are not perfect. 575 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,000 Be sure that tune in next week at a new time, 576 00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:02,000 same day for another exciting broadcast of X minus one.