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Speaker 1: All right, let's begin in Miami Dade County at a
Speaker 1: Dollar Tree store in northwest Miami about five thirty in
Speaker 1: the afternoon. It's where a forty two year old Manuel
Speaker 1: Repo dre decided to well start following a woman around
Speaker 1: inside the Dollar Tree store. Oh come on, man, Well
Speaker 1: and then that wasn't enough though, Manuel had to take
Speaker 1: it out and begin self manipulation right there on. You know,
Speaker 1: one of the aisles run all the trinkets, making direct
Speaker 1: eye contact the whole time with the woman. She takes
Speaker 1: her phone out to document and get you know him
Speaker 1: so she can show police. At this point, when she
Speaker 1: informs him that she's recording him, he fled the store after.
Speaker 3: Putting his junk away. Oh I thought maybe he liked
Speaker 3: it better.
Speaker 1: See now that's you're thinking exactly what my first don't
Speaker 1: encourage this guy? Yeah, an afterea regular weekday afternoon at
Speaker 1: the Dollar Tree and start doing that.
Speaker 2: Are you surprised by anything nowadays?
Speaker 1: Nothing? No, Its were like, uh, desensitized to literally everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: at least in the sicko category.
Speaker 2: What were you doing five thirty on Friday night? Let's
Speaker 2: let's all do the little scenario in our head. Pat,
Speaker 2: I was starting to get ready for dinner. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was waking up from an app, getting ready to
Speaker 2: go to a party. I had a twins birthday party
Speaker 2: that night. This guy, though, No, he's at the Dollar Tree.
Speaker 2: Is he buying batteries there because they're cheaper?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Is he getting balloons at the Dollar Tree?
Speaker 1: No? Nope, he's tugging it at the Dollar Tree?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wow, yeah he was. Police after seeing the video, we're
Speaker 1: able to track the guy down arrested him several days later,
Speaker 1: and then he decided to invoke his right to remain silent.
Speaker 1: Now he wants to be quiet.
Speaker 3: God, that's creepy.
Speaker 2: Had visual you painted with the.
Speaker 4: You know, looking her in the eyes and creep, complete
Speaker 4: creep All right, this story is really screwed up, as
Speaker 4: if the last one was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these are all kind of whack. This morning, we
Speaker 1: go to the DC slash Virginia area there where a
Speaker 1: funeral home owner has been found guilty of a deadly
Speaker 1: shooting in which he shot and killed a hallbearer that
Speaker 1: was serving during a funeral service for a ten year
Speaker 1: old girl who had been inadvertently killed at a drive by.
Speaker 3: The hell.
Speaker 1: All I could, this guy's going to prison for a
Speaker 1: long time. Wilson Chavis. He's fifty years old. He owns
Speaker 1: Compassion and Serenity funeral home.
Speaker 3: He's not too compassionate.
Speaker 1: Apparently he had a beef, an ongoing beef with a
Speaker 1: competing funeral home, and somehow the other funeral home director
Speaker 1: shows up at this ceremony and the two get into it,
Speaker 1: and somehow this guy cracks off around and end up
Speaker 1: shooting one of the pall bearers that was just there
Speaker 1: to you know, be part of service for the young
Speaker 1: girl who was killed in it, Oh, in a drive
Speaker 1: by shooting on Mother's Day.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a full play right there, Lyncher. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: you know if you own not did what.
Speaker 3: He did is right. But no, by no means.
Speaker 2: But have you own a funeral home, then there's another
Speaker 2: one right down the street. I don't think you're gonna
Speaker 2: be chums, you know.
Speaker 1: Isn't that a business where there's enough business to go around? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop and think about it here, man, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: The one guy could have been cutting the prices, you know,
Speaker 2: if Pat, if you own Pats, Yeah, body shop down
Speaker 2: the street, because it's different bodies.
Speaker 1: That's body stop, your last stop.
Speaker 2: It was shopped, but Cat's body shop, your last son.
Speaker 2: I own Bob's bodies. I'm cut prices on you, Bud,
Speaker 2: I mean no offense price. Wore that that casket?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: Oh that's a racket there, the whole buying the urn
Speaker 2: and the casket. I tell you that when we were
Speaker 2: getting to earn for my my ol MAA and and
Speaker 2: my mom's looking as I probately put my phone down
Speaker 2: and look up urn found the exact same one for
Speaker 2: I don't know about three hundred dollars cheaper. Now we'll
Speaker 2: provide our own urn. Yeah, we got one Amazon. It
Speaker 2: should be here by then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do that. They they're so slick at the
Speaker 1: the up cell when you're at your most vulnerable and
Speaker 1: you know you're not thinking clearly, and this velvet lining.
Speaker 2: In here is great, you know, as the body rests
Speaker 2: us anyway back silk pillow Bob's bodies.
Speaker 3: We're doing it, man.
Speaker 1: So the pall bearers killed at a funeral for someone
Speaker 1: else that is killed on Mother's Day. Jesus man. All right,
Speaker 1: if that's not wacky enough, we do.
Speaker 2: One funeral homeowners scores because the other one's gone. Now
Speaker 2: his business is booming, he can raise the prices back
Speaker 2: up exactly.
Speaker 1: Y'all got all this. I know it's early, I know
Speaker 1: it's early.
Speaker 4: Uh hello, yeah, uh oh uh oh, but there we go.
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Speaker 2: Got to be a flooring man, he's got to be
Speaker 2: a flying.
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Speaker 3: Computer dying and what he's talking about.
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Speaker 3: Make up for last week where you only had one
Speaker 3: all week? All right, bring it.
Speaker 1: We go to Lake County, Fruitland Park. Drunk Florida man
Speaker 1: hits a pole and sits outside of seven to eleven
Speaker 1: with no pants.
Speaker 3: Hits a pole.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me break this down the Ballard Center in
Speaker 1: front of a lot of these convenience stores. This guy
Speaker 1: went barreling into one at about one twenty in the
Speaker 1: morning at the seven eleven on four to forty one
Speaker 1: in Fruitland Park.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: There in front of the ABC's and the liquor stores,
Speaker 2: a lot of pat I have.
Speaker 1: Drunk Florida man hits a pole and sits what sits
Speaker 1: outside of seven eleven with no pants?
Speaker 3: All right? Cool?
Speaker 1: That would be because his pants were on the passenger
Speaker 1: seat in between a couple of empty beer cans. This
Speaker 1: is twenty four year old Bona Facio to Burshio Manuel.
Speaker 1: He had left a party to head to the seven
Speaker 1: to eleven to get more beer as if he needs it,
Speaker 1: ends up waking up behind bars. It doesn't remember any
Speaker 1: of this.
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, you should get this guy together with the
Speaker 2: dollar store guy.
Speaker 3: Pantsa's party.
Speaker 2: The dollar store guy could have given him a ride home,
Speaker 2: probably the same evening.
Speaker 1: It's unfortunate that he Manuel or whatever his name is
Speaker 1: de Buchio doesn't remember any of it, because I'd sure
Speaker 1: like to know how the pants got yeah, the ins
Speaker 1: and outs of it and the offs, sir, are those
Speaker 1: your pants on the passenger seat?
Speaker 3: He's doing blackout face right.
Speaker 1: Now, lovely early Friday morning in Leesburg. I guess on
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