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<v Speaker 1>Lynchintago one to Orlando's rock station one oh one one

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<v Speaker 1>w j R. Our final week for our rock to

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<v Speaker 2>Bob kind of good amount of listeners already win one

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars here on j R R.

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<v Speaker 3>I think today, Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I said last Monday it was your best

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<v Speaker 2>chance to after the Super Bowl people dragging. Today's another

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<v Speaker 2>one where you know, some people are taking off for

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<v Speaker 2>President's Day.

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<v Speaker 1>Not you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're winning one thousand dollars because you are up and

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<v Speaker 2>alert and with the program. We'll give you a keyword

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<v Speaker 2>first to thirteen round nine oh five. You entered their

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<v Speaker 2>website and answer that darn phone if it rings the

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<v Speaker 2>following hour.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's begin in Miami Dade County at a

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<v Speaker 1>Dollar Tree store in northwest Miami about five thirty in

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<v Speaker 1>the afternoon. It's where a forty two year old Manuel

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<v Speaker 1>Repo dre decided to well start following a woman around

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<v Speaker 1>inside the Dollar Tree store. Oh come on, man, Well

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<v Speaker 1>and then that wasn't enough though, Manuel had to take

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<v Speaker 1>it out and begin self manipulation right there on. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the aisles run all the trinkets, making direct

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<v Speaker 1>eye contact the whole time with the woman. She takes

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<v Speaker 1>her phone out to document and get you know him

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<v Speaker 1>so she can show police. At this point, when she

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<v Speaker 1>informs him that she's recording him, he fled the store after.

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<v Speaker 3>Putting his junk away. Oh I thought maybe he liked

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<v Speaker 3>it better.

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<v Speaker 1>See now that's you're thinking exactly what my first don't

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<v Speaker 1>encourage this guy? Yeah, an afterea regular weekday afternoon at

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<v Speaker 1>the Dollar Tree and start doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you surprised by anything nowadays?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing? No, Its were like, uh, desensitized to literally everything. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>at least in the sicko category.

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<v Speaker 2>What were you doing five thirty on Friday night? Let's

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<v Speaker 2>let's all do the little scenario in our head. Pat,

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<v Speaker 2>I was starting to get ready for dinner. Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I was waking up from an app, getting ready to

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<v Speaker 2>go to a party. I had a twins birthday party

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<v Speaker 2>that night. This guy, though, No, he's at the Dollar Tree.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he buying batteries there because they're cheaper?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Is he getting balloons at the Dollar Tree?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Nope, he's tugging it at the Dollar Tree?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, yeah he was. Police after seeing the video, we're

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<v Speaker 1>able to track the guy down arrested him several days later,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he decided to invoke his right to remain silent.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he wants to be quiet.

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<v Speaker 3>God, that's creepy.

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<v Speaker 2>Had visual you painted with the.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, looking her in the eyes and creep, complete

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<v Speaker 4>creep All right, this story is really screwed up, as

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<v Speaker 4>if the last one was.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, these are all kind of whack. This morning, we

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<v Speaker 1>go to the DC slash Virginia area there where a

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<v Speaker 1>funeral home owner has been found guilty of a deadly

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<v Speaker 1>shooting in which he shot and killed a hallbearer that

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<v Speaker 1>was serving during a funeral service for a ten year

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<v Speaker 1>old girl who had been inadvertently killed at a drive by.

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<v Speaker 3>The hell.

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<v Speaker 1>All I could, this guy's going to prison for a

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<v Speaker 1>long time. Wilson Chavis. He's fifty years old. He owns

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<v Speaker 1>Compassion and Serenity funeral home.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not too compassionate.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently he had a beef, an ongoing beef with a

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<v Speaker 1>competing funeral home, and somehow the other funeral home director

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<v Speaker 1>shows up at this ceremony and the two get into it,

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<v Speaker 1>and somehow this guy cracks off around and end up

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<v Speaker 1>shooting one of the pall bearers that was just there

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<v Speaker 1>to you know, be part of service for the young

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<v Speaker 1>girl who was killed in it, Oh, in a drive

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<v Speaker 1>by shooting on Mother's Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's a full play right there, Lyncher. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>you know if you own not did what.

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<v Speaker 3>He did is right. But no, by no means.

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<v Speaker 2>But have you own a funeral home, then there's another

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<v Speaker 2>one right down the street. I don't think you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be chums, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that a business where there's enough business to go around? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna stop and think about it here, man, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>The one guy could have been cutting the prices, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>if Pat, if you own Pats, Yeah, body shop down

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<v Speaker 2>the street, because it's different bodies.

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<v Speaker 1>That's body stop, your last stop.

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<v Speaker 2>It was shopped, but Cat's body shop, your last son.

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<v Speaker 2>I own Bob's bodies. I'm cut prices on you, Bud,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean no offense price. Wore that that casket?

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<v Speaker 4>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a racket there, the whole buying the urn

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<v Speaker 2>and the casket. I tell you that when we were

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<v Speaker 2>getting to earn for my my ol MAA and and

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<v Speaker 2>my mom's looking as I probately put my phone down

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<v Speaker 2>and look up urn found the exact same one for

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know about three hundred dollars cheaper. Now we'll

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<v Speaker 2>provide our own urn. Yeah, we got one Amazon. It

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<v Speaker 2>should be here by then.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they do that. They they're so slick at the

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<v Speaker 1>the up cell when you're at your most vulnerable and

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<v Speaker 1>you know you're not thinking clearly, and this velvet lining.

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<v Speaker 2>In here is great, you know, as the body rests

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<v Speaker 2>us anyway back silk pillow Bob's bodies.

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<v Speaker 3>We're doing it, man.

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<v Speaker 1>So the pall bearers killed at a funeral for someone

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<v Speaker 1>else that is killed on Mother's Day. Jesus man. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>if that's not wacky enough, we do.

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<v Speaker 2>One funeral homeowners scores because the other one's gone. Now

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<v Speaker 2>his business is booming, he can raise the prices back

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<v Speaker 2>up exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all got all this. I know it's early, I know

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<v Speaker 1>it's early.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh hello, yeah, uh oh uh oh, but there we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Fload of man, fload to man's flowing man.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to be a flooring man, he's got to be

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<v Speaker 2>a flying.

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<v Speaker 1>I suspect we might be facing a potential blue screen

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<v Speaker 1>of death here, impending.

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<v Speaker 3>Computer dying and what he's talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>So bear with us on that anyway, The Florida Man,

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<v Speaker 1>the Elusive Florida Man slash headline of the week contender. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this will be the first of two headlines of the

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<v Speaker 1>week contenders I have for this morning, idiotologies. Be another

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<v Speaker 1>one a little bit later on.

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<v Speaker 3>Make up for last week where you only had one

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<v Speaker 3>all week? All right, bring it.

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<v Speaker 1>We go to Lake County, Fruitland Park. Drunk Florida man

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<v Speaker 1>hits a pole and sits outside of seven to eleven

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<v Speaker 1>with no pants.

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<v Speaker 3>Hits a pole.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let me break this down the Ballard Center in

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<v Speaker 1>front of a lot of these convenience stores. This guy

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<v Speaker 1>went barreling into one at about one twenty in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning at the seven eleven on four to forty one

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<v Speaker 1>in Fruitland Park.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>There in front of the ABC's and the liquor stores,

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of pat I have.

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<v Speaker 1>Drunk Florida man hits a pole and sits what sits

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<v Speaker 1>outside of seven eleven with no pants?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Cool?

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<v Speaker 1>That would be because his pants were on the passenger

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<v Speaker 1>seat in between a couple of empty beer cans. This

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<v Speaker 1>is twenty four year old Bona Facio to Burshio Manuel.

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<v Speaker 1>He had left a party to head to the seven

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<v Speaker 1>to eleven to get more beer as if he needs it,

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<v Speaker 1>ends up waking up behind bars. It doesn't remember any

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, yeah, you should get this guy together with the

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<v Speaker 2>dollar store guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Pantsa's party.

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<v Speaker 2>The dollar store guy could have given him a ride home,

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<v Speaker 2>probably the same evening.

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<v Speaker 1>It's unfortunate that he Manuel or whatever his name is

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<v Speaker 1>de Buchio doesn't remember any of it, because I'd sure

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<v Speaker 1>like to know how the pants got yeah, the ins

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<v Speaker 1>and outs of it and the offs, sir, are those

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<v Speaker 1>your pants on the passenger seat?

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<v Speaker 3>He's doing blackout face right.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, lovely early Friday morning in Leesburg. I guess on

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