Speaker 2: Geordage.
Speaker 1: You have dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We let chin tako one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right, this hour has brought
Speaker 2: you by Rock the Bank, final week for our thousand
Speaker 2: dollars cash giveaways this round.
Speaker 3: Man can't believe it. It's already almost overs. To get
Speaker 3: your thousand while you can. We had another winner, Thomas
Speaker 3: aka love his English Muffins, Thomas out of Merritt Island
Speaker 3: aka Tom. Can you believe that? P one listener of
Speaker 3: this radio that means diehard listener. By the way, Mott, Tom.
Speaker 2: Brought himself one thousand dollars. You could be next right
Speaker 2: around nine oh five. That'll be the first time, first chance,
Speaker 2: and we do it hourly throughout the day, thirteen times.
Speaker 2: Today you definitely have the best chance ever.
Speaker 3: I mean, I know I said that on a day
Speaker 3: after or Saint Patti's Day, but today after Rockville and
Speaker 3: they see all these big since they were in town,
Speaker 3: people are slacking.
Speaker 2: But not you. Let's begin in Nashville. We're a shirtless
Speaker 2: and shoeless man stole the dive Bar's party bus. He's
Speaker 2: you mean the place that we were out at. No. No,
Speaker 2: not our dive bar at Rockville. This is the dive
Speaker 2: bar in Nashville. There on the strip. They have a
Speaker 2: little shuttle that'll take you know, people from their hotels
Speaker 2: and stuff over to their establishment to get loaded. And well,
Speaker 2: this dude, some sketchball, saw an opportunity, and well he
Speaker 2: jumped on it and also managed to smash into several cars.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, I heard a loud bang outside.
Speaker 2: Two cars are running trying to share one lane here.
Speaker 2: To be honest, it was so loud I thought it
Speaker 2: was gunshots at first. Probably just have to scrape up
Speaker 2: all of our pennies right here and go get another
Speaker 2: bus to keep the show on the road until we
Speaker 2: figure out what's going on. He was. He would have
Speaker 2: kept going, but he one of the accidents caused a
Speaker 2: fluid leak on the bus and he abandoned it and
Speaker 2: hauled ass barefoot acids elbows and they never caught him.
Speaker 2: What's the time, far party bus on the side of
Speaker 2: the road leaking fluids.
Speaker 3: Anytime there's leaking fluids, man, it's never truly is it ever?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 3: No r ac right above Pat's head gurgling, it's gone.
Speaker 2: When you hear words leak, seepage, ooze, dude, you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying, right, none of them, of course, none
Speaker 2: of them. Drainage, well, drainage can have good is good
Speaker 2: in many cases.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're in that neighborhood where the lady put
Speaker 3: cement or whatever. No, it's concrete talking to concrete inside
Speaker 3: of the drains. If you're there and there's drainage, awesome,
Speaker 3: How are they doing? Are they that problem has been fixed?
Speaker 3: I thought it was. I'm just wondering how they're doing
Speaker 3: after with all the insurance and that sucked. If you
Speaker 3: don't know what we're talking about. Those new to the area.
Speaker 3: Some lady didn't like a drain in her yard. She
Speaker 3: thought she owned it, so she had somebody fill it
Speaker 3: up with what concrete with concrete.
Speaker 2: And it flooded the whole neighborhood for about six months. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, hurricane came through during all that,
Speaker 3: and that's really good.
Speaker 2: Um. Get a wild hair circle June fourteenth on your calendar.
Speaker 2: If you're the athletic type, maybe you participate in a
Speaker 2: five k in South Carolina. It'll be clothing optional. The
Speaker 2: Carolina Foothills Resort is hosting the five K clothing optional event.
Speaker 2: They are nudist joint. Yeah, they've already got one hundred
Speaker 2: and sixty one people locked in.
Speaker 3: Are they going to do the five K in their
Speaker 3: newdest area only?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they can't just go open out into
Speaker 2: I mean South Carolina, dude, I mean you're not My
Speaker 2: daughter's living there right now.
Speaker 3: So how big? How many laps they have do around
Speaker 3: the resort? It's how big is the resort?
Speaker 2: Well, it sounds like it's pretty decent sized joint. You're
Speaker 2: gonna need SPF fifty all the way for that if
Speaker 2: you're hey, speaking of some to mention the chafing and.
Speaker 3: Whatnot, I know there's no chafing if you don't have
Speaker 3: clothes on, I don't know. Hey, speaking of SPF and
Speaker 3: some block you know how promote Okay, this is a
Speaker 3: little deep, but follow me, people. You have promotional items that,
Speaker 3: like radio stations usually give away, are kind of cheesy,
Speaker 3: you know, because you gotta buy so many, like the
Speaker 3: BWL koozies they only fit the they only fit the
Speaker 3: seltzers and whatnot, which was genius, but that's what you
Speaker 3: get sometimes from Pakistan. So anyway, that the little sum
Speaker 3: block things that we have for going into summer, pat
Speaker 3: look at my face. It really does not sumburn for
Speaker 3: a guy that was at Rockville, non sup. Look that
Speaker 3: was one of those little cheesey j r r Some blocks.
Speaker 3: Somebody told me Friday said those things are legit. I
Speaker 3: used them wherever she was, and man, I swear by
Speaker 3: it now.
Speaker 2: So we actually bought some high quality stuff. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: we didn't, but yeah, the bosses did. And I mean
Speaker 2: I may have, like, you know, something from.
Speaker 3: It, because you know, I think it's I don't think
Speaker 3: that's from Pakistan. I think that one's from China. And
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's a microchip in my pores. Yeah, who knows.
Speaker 3: I got it.
Speaker 2: Microchips and your pores.
Speaker 3: I have kids, it's cancers.
Speaker 2: Move on.
Speaker 3: You can't show about that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: God, you just did well.
Speaker 3: I didn't know. I'm concerned. Actually, I'm gonna check to
Speaker 3: take an appointment with the doc.
Speaker 2: Finally in the round one here, and we had two
Speaker 2: more rounds idiotology to go, so we're just warming up,
Speaker 2: just warming up. Our good buddy Antonio Brown, former Tampa
Speaker 2: Bay buccaneer untill he stripped off his jersey and said,
Speaker 2: I quit in the middle of an asshole. But anyway,
Speaker 2: you know he's been I called him earlier. I said,
Speaker 2: he's clearly a trouble magnet. Nothing screams potential trouble like
Speaker 2: a boxing event in Miami's Little Haiti neighborhood that's letting
Speaker 2: out around three in the morning. Wow, which is when
Speaker 2: Brown got involved this past weekend in some sort of
Speaker 2: altercation where he in the end, it claims he was
Speaker 2: jumped by multiple individuals who are trying to steal his jewelry.
Speaker 2: I wonder whose fault? That what he explained to the police.
Speaker 2: And in the midst all this, he did manage to
Speaker 2: crack off a round, so he was strapped as well.
Speaker 3: If you're going to a box image a Little Haiti
Speaker 3: better be back. Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 2: Come on join me, Pats, You know me good? You
Speaker 2: know what? Taco, Thanks for the invite, but I'd rather
Speaker 2: do anything but that.
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