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<v Speaker 2>Geordage.

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<v Speaker 1>You have dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We let chin tako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, this hour has brought

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<v Speaker 2>you by Rock the Bank, final week for our thousand

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<v Speaker 2>dollars cash giveaways this round.

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<v Speaker 3>Man can't believe it. It's already almost overs. To get

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<v Speaker 3>your thousand while you can. We had another winner, Thomas

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<v Speaker 3>aka love his English Muffins, Thomas out of Merritt Island

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<v Speaker 3>aka Tom. Can you believe that? P one listener of

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<v Speaker 3>this radio that means diehard listener. By the way, Mott, Tom.

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<v Speaker 2>Brought himself one thousand dollars. You could be next right

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<v Speaker 2>around nine oh five. That'll be the first time, first chance,

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<v Speaker 2>and we do it hourly throughout the day, thirteen times.

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<v Speaker 2>Today you definitely have the best chance ever.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I know I said that on a day

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<v Speaker 3>after or Saint Patti's Day, but today after Rockville and

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<v Speaker 3>they see all these big since they were in town,

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<v Speaker 3>people are slacking.

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<v Speaker 2>But not you. Let's begin in Nashville. We're a shirtless

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<v Speaker 2>and shoeless man stole the dive Bar's party bus. He's

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<v Speaker 2>you mean the place that we were out at. No. No,

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<v Speaker 2>not our dive bar at Rockville. This is the dive

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<v Speaker 2>bar in Nashville. There on the strip. They have a

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<v Speaker 2>little shuttle that'll take you know, people from their hotels

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff over to their establishment to get loaded. And well,

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<v Speaker 2>this dude, some sketchball, saw an opportunity, and well he

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<v Speaker 2>jumped on it and also managed to smash into several cars.

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<v Speaker 2>All of a sudden, I heard a loud bang outside.

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<v Speaker 2>Two cars are running trying to share one lane here.

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<v Speaker 2>To be honest, it was so loud I thought it

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<v Speaker 2>was gunshots at first. Probably just have to scrape up

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<v Speaker 2>all of our pennies right here and go get another

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<v Speaker 2>bus to keep the show on the road until we

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<v Speaker 2>figure out what's going on. He was. He would have

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<v Speaker 2>kept going, but he one of the accidents caused a

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<v Speaker 2>fluid leak on the bus and he abandoned it and

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<v Speaker 2>hauled ass barefoot acids elbows and they never caught him.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the time, far party bus on the side of

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<v Speaker 2>the road leaking fluids.

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<v Speaker 3>Anytime there's leaking fluids, man, it's never truly is it ever?

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<v Speaker 1>Good?

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<v Speaker 3>No r ac right above Pat's head gurgling, it's gone.

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<v Speaker 2>When you hear words leak, seepage, ooze, dude, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying, right, none of them, of course, none

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<v Speaker 2>of them. Drainage, well, drainage can have good is good

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<v Speaker 2>in many cases.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if you're in that neighborhood where the lady put

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<v Speaker 3>cement or whatever. No, it's concrete talking to concrete inside

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<v Speaker 3>of the drains. If you're there and there's drainage, awesome,

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<v Speaker 3>How are they doing? Are they that problem has been fixed?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was. I'm just wondering how they're doing

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<v Speaker 3>after with all the insurance and that sucked. If you

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<v Speaker 3>don't know what we're talking about. Those new to the area.

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<v Speaker 3>Some lady didn't like a drain in her yard. She

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<v Speaker 3>thought she owned it, so she had somebody fill it

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<v Speaker 3>up with what concrete with concrete.

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<v Speaker 2>And it flooded the whole neighborhood for about six months. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, by the way, hurricane came through during all that,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's really good.

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<v Speaker 2>Um. Get a wild hair circle June fourteenth on your calendar.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're the athletic type, maybe you participate in a

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<v Speaker 2>five k in South Carolina. It'll be clothing optional. The

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<v Speaker 2>Carolina Foothills Resort is hosting the five K clothing optional event.

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<v Speaker 2>They are nudist joint. Yeah, they've already got one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and sixty one people locked in.

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<v Speaker 3>Are they going to do the five K in their

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<v Speaker 3>newdest area only?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they can't just go open out into

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<v Speaker 2>I mean South Carolina, dude, I mean you're not My

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<v Speaker 2>daughter's living there right now.

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<v Speaker 3>So how big? How many laps they have do around

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<v Speaker 3>the resort? It's how big is the resort?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it sounds like it's pretty decent sized joint. You're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna need SPF fifty all the way for that if

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<v Speaker 2>you're hey, speaking of some to mention the chafing and.

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<v Speaker 3>Whatnot, I know there's no chafing if you don't have

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<v Speaker 3>clothes on, I don't know. Hey, speaking of SPF and

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<v Speaker 3>some block you know how promote Okay, this is a

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<v Speaker 3>little deep, but follow me, people. You have promotional items that,

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<v Speaker 3>like radio stations usually give away, are kind of cheesy,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, because you gotta buy so many, like the

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<v Speaker 3>BWL koozies they only fit the they only fit the

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<v Speaker 3>seltzers and whatnot, which was genius, but that's what you

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<v Speaker 3>get sometimes from Pakistan. So anyway, that the little sum

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<v Speaker 3>block things that we have for going into summer, pat

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<v Speaker 3>look at my face. It really does not sumburn for

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<v Speaker 3>a guy that was at Rockville, non sup. Look that

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<v Speaker 3>was one of those little cheesey j r r Some blocks.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody told me Friday said those things are legit. I

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<v Speaker 3>used them wherever she was, and man, I swear by

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<v Speaker 3>it now.

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<v Speaker 2>So we actually bought some high quality stuff. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>we didn't, but yeah, the bosses did. And I mean

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<v Speaker 2>I may have, like, you know, something from.

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<v Speaker 3>It, because you know, I think it's I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>that's from Pakistan. I think that one's from China. And

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure there's a microchip in my pores. Yeah, who knows.

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<v Speaker 3>I got it.

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<v Speaker 2>Microchips and your pores.

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<v Speaker 3>I have kids, it's cancers.

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<v Speaker 2>Move on.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't show about that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>God, you just did well.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know. I'm concerned. Actually, I'm gonna check to

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<v Speaker 3>take an appointment with the doc.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally in the round one here, and we had two

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<v Speaker 2>more rounds idiotology to go, so we're just warming up,

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<v Speaker 2>just warming up. Our good buddy Antonio Brown, former Tampa

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<v Speaker 2>Bay buccaneer untill he stripped off his jersey and said,

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<v Speaker 2>I quit in the middle of an asshole. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>you know he's been I called him earlier. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>he's clearly a trouble magnet. Nothing screams potential trouble like

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<v Speaker 2>a boxing event in Miami's Little Haiti neighborhood that's letting

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<v Speaker 2>out around three in the morning. Wow, which is when

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<v Speaker 2>Brown got involved this past weekend in some sort of

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<v Speaker 2>altercation where he in the end, it claims he was

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<v Speaker 2>jumped by multiple individuals who are trying to steal his jewelry.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder whose fault? That what he explained to the police.

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<v Speaker 2>And in the midst all this, he did manage to

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<v Speaker 2>crack off a round, so he was strapped as well.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're going to a box image a Little Haiti

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<v Speaker 3>better be back. Hey, what are you doing tonight?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on join me, Pats, You know me good? You

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<v Speaker 2>know what? Taco, Thanks for the invite, but I'd rather

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<v Speaker 2>do anything but that.

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