Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday, TLC Tuesday.
Speaker 1: That means we're going to cover the best show on television,
Speaker 1: ninety Day Fiance. Happily Ever after season nine, episode nine,
Speaker 1: shaken not stirred. Okay, I don't really know what that means.
Speaker 2: No idea, but well, I don't know if anyone in
Speaker 2: this is even drinking a beverage, and certainly no one
Speaker 2: is James Bond.
Speaker 1: No. And maybe this has to do with the puppy
Speaker 1: party because they were having beverages, but it wasn't like
Speaker 1: martini based or maybe, you know, maybe we'll figure it
Speaker 1: out as we go. Sometimes we do, sometimes we do.
Speaker 1: How are you co really? How you doing? I'm great.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy to see you.
Speaker 1: You've added some more things to your wall behind you.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: I added a couple of stickers.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What do they say?
Speaker 2: This one says little miss Swifty?
Speaker 1: Uh huh those with the things?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this one says everyone is welcome here. Okay, colors
Speaker 2: and you know nice right? Because I took down my
Speaker 2: diamond painting's the same thing to replace it with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: Because it's all Taylor all the time now okay, but
Speaker 2: I still had to represent pride.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: I can't just I have can't just take away. I
Speaker 2: have to add and then just this whole wall is
Speaker 2: just going to be like a locker room door. But
Speaker 2: it's going to be I'm going to get Jonathan Taylor
Speaker 2: Thomas posters and it's just going to be super fresh
Speaker 2: and nineties.
Speaker 1: Uh. Is the Taylor Swift a diamond painting? No, it's
Speaker 1: it's just a little it's a little poster.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you I'm looking for a Taylor Swift diamondbating
Speaker 2: forever and I've never found one that I liked.
Speaker 1: So are you happy about the engagement?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm happy about the engagement.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: I'm I don't try to get very invested in her
Speaker 2: personal life. I'm happy she's happy. And I think he
Speaker 2: seems like a pretty good guy who was raised to
Speaker 2: respect women.
Speaker 1: And those are good things.
Speaker 2: That's all that's bare minimum right now. But that's what
Speaker 2: we got. The bar is very low. Is he not
Speaker 2: actively hurting women?
Speaker 1: Great? You know what sounds like a good guy to be,
Speaker 1: sounds like to be.
Speaker 2: He and his brother seemed very nice and and I
Speaker 2: think their mom raised them right and she didn't settle.
Speaker 2: She's got a guy who's proud of her. That's right, minimum,
Speaker 2: but it's not.
Speaker 1: And in the words of Brittany from the Valley, don't
Speaker 1: try to dim my sparkle. Uh huh. He does not
Speaker 1: try to dim her sparkle. So that's not.
Speaker 2: That's hilarious that Brittany is saying that.
Speaker 1: You try to take away my sparkle.
Speaker 2: That's rich because hasn't he been doing that for years?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, oh God again with a sparkle. That's true, Jacks,
Speaker 1: that's true. Never forget. Well, let's talk about these people.
Speaker 1: Because this is a long episode. It's the same length
Speaker 1: as other episodes, but so maybe it's feel really long, right, Sometimes.
Speaker 2: They just fly by. Well yeah, I take that back.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like this season is ever really flown by,
Speaker 2: but still sometimes it's less slogging a long Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what doesn't slog along is ninety day UK.
Speaker 1: We're covering that over there on Pink Shade Prime. It's
Speaker 1: just a joy it Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Even the people that we hate, it's like one scene
Speaker 2: with them, Bye, Okay, I can deal with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Uh. Next week Matt will be covering that
Speaker 1: with me because Kimberly will be at crime Con. So
Speaker 1: everybody go and find Kimberly at crime Con with Katie
Speaker 1: if you're if you're going, if you're not going, they
Speaker 1: don't make a special trip. But if you're going, head,
Speaker 1: if you're in Denver, head over to the Crime Con
Speaker 1: arena and see them. I'm assuming is that a hotel? Yes,
Speaker 1: it is, Okay, which hotel is it? At?
Speaker 2: The big the one that you were at the Gaylord Rockies,
Speaker 2: like Matt told you was like an island.
Speaker 1: That No, that was his joke the entire time, And
Speaker 1: welcome to Gaylord Island. Because when you're out there, there
Speaker 1: is nothing. There are no things. So if you need,
Speaker 1: if you need to have dinner, make sure you have
Speaker 1: a reservation. If you're trying to stay in the hotel,
Speaker 1: it is uh, it's a it's a huge place and
Speaker 1: it's a great place for a conference. But again, you
Speaker 1: were out there, you were just out there.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm so like addicted to my morning blended coffees.
Speaker 2: I'm actually I know there is a coffee place there
Speaker 2: is where the line is going to be very long,
Speaker 2: and I am considering bringing a portable blender with me.
Speaker 1: There is a coffee place and the and the line
Speaker 1: is long, so yeah, get the lay of the land
Speaker 1: when you get there. Just walk around and get the
Speaker 1: lay of the lands and you'll know like how far
Speaker 1: to get to the coffee and all that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm going to bring a portable USB charge blender, okay,
Speaker 2: and then I'll get ice from the ice machine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do your sand do my thing? Be happy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I think that's right. Your portable like little
Speaker 1: shake and vanilla creamer. Sometimes I'll take this with me
Speaker 1: for fear that they won't have vanilla creamer wherever I go. Yeah, smart, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we're not here to talk about coffee. Let's talk
Speaker 1: about ninety day fiance Happily ever after season nine, episode nine,
Speaker 1: shake and not start speaking of that. It could also
Speaker 1: talk about your coffee, Okay, So we're going to start
Speaker 1: with Tiger Lily and ad No. Now ad Non said
Speaker 1: my favorite thing of the whole show when he said
Speaker 1: I'm going to eat that baby because he said, oh,
Speaker 1: he's so delicious, I want to eat him. And I
Speaker 1: don't know what it is this so I'm very strange
Speaker 1: about like puppies and kittens and babies that make you
Speaker 1: say things like I would like to eat that baby.
Speaker 2: I've read about that once. It's like a scientific phenomenon. Yes,
Speaker 2: your brain cannot handle the like cuteness, and so it
Speaker 2: turned to like violence. Yes, you want to gnaw on
Speaker 2: those chubby legs, you want to gnaw those paws, those
Speaker 2: those toe beans. Yeah, it's it's very strange. The brain
Speaker 2: is weird sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but he said I'm going to eat that baby,
Speaker 1: and I thought, yeah, okay, we get it, all right,
Speaker 1: go ahead.
Speaker 2: Not given Islam a great reputation there, we know they
Speaker 2: don't really eat babies.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, everybody all religious, everybody wants
Speaker 1: to eat the baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Maddie's dad, I think they actually eat babies.
Speaker 1: With it.
Speaker 2: She had, so anyway, this was a.
Speaker 1: Delightful No, no, no, not Maddie's dad. Is Stevie's dad.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Stevie's dad it yes, go ahead.
Speaker 1: I had to correct that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, uh, this scene was delightful. And I was like,
Speaker 2: don't make me like you ad non because don't you
Speaker 2: do it, because I'm not going to fall for it.
Speaker 2: But sometimes he's so funny that, yeah, very difficult. So
Speaker 2: she's post c section and ad Non is the baby.
Speaker 2: The nurse is like, do you want me to go
Speaker 2: get the baby. They're back in the room and ad
Speaker 2: Naan's like, bring my baby, get.
Speaker 1: My baby to me.
Speaker 2: Bring my Baby's chanting to the nurse. He's so excited
Speaker 2: and she's like, we just had, you know, the sea section.
Speaker 2: We had a very cute baby. And he goes handsome
Speaker 2: like his father, and then she says with so much
Speaker 2: and ad Nan says, everyone is healthy. I have no problems.
Speaker 2: Now we'll see about that. So she's ordering food and
Speaker 2: he's like, what are grits and she says they're mushy
Speaker 2: and he goes like pascentia.
Speaker 1: No, like grits are not like placenta. No, they're not.
Speaker 2: No, no, But I could watch them order off a
Speaker 2: menu forever. And her trying to explain to him what
Speaker 2: things are.
Speaker 1: He might not know what oatmeal is.
Speaker 2: You could have said oatmeal, but anyway, so she says
Speaker 2: the surgery was good. Adnan was looking over the curtain
Speaker 2: and she said what was it? Like, like, what did
Speaker 2: you see? It was a gross And he goes, they
Speaker 2: take stuff out. They cut your skin with machines, the
Speaker 2: same tools I cut the grass with and I was like,
Speaker 2: like a lawnmower, because weren't you just dissing lawnmower men
Speaker 2: last week.
Speaker 1: I think he's like electric clippers. I think, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know it happened to happened to me twice.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what they did to me.
Speaker 2: You are a luxury man, not right lawnmower man. Never
Speaker 2: forget correct do the was picturing a chainsaw, like a
Speaker 2: r like a weed whacker.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wasn't aware that they did that, but maybe
Speaker 1: they did.
Speaker 2: You're like, I was not looking. There were the other
Speaker 2: side of the curtain. So he says it was gross,
Speaker 2: but what she went through was so incredible and it
Speaker 2: makes me appreciate Tiger Lily and what moms go through
Speaker 2: so much more. And I had issues with her before,
Speaker 2: like how she's a demon, but whatever, I forget all
Speaker 2: of them. Seeing the surgery changed me and it's like again,
Speaker 2: let's see, we'll see about that. See. So he says
Speaker 2: he's never felt happiness like seeing Zaane come out. I
Speaker 2: can't wait for them to bring him to me, bring
Speaker 2: me back. I hear noise, I hear it. Are they
Speaker 2: coming in the hallway? But he's so excited, and they
Speaker 2: bring him in and he goes, I missed you, Baba,
Speaker 2: so handsome, and he's praying over him. He's said, the
Speaker 2: first thing in Islam you're supposed to do is pray
Speaker 2: in the baby's ear, so he hears God's name, and
Speaker 2: Tiger Lily says, it's so beautiful seeing how devoted he
Speaker 2: is to his son and to his religion. But I'm
Speaker 2: still not sure it's the right path for me.
Speaker 1: So you say he was praying really loud in the
Speaker 1: baby's ear, I was like, worried it was gonna wake
Speaker 1: the baby up.
Speaker 2: Or yeah, baby ear drums, little delicate baby ear drumsow.
Speaker 2: Like he needs one of those those headphones, like when
Speaker 2: you bring a baby to a rock concert or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the nurse says, dad, we really need you to
Speaker 2: help out with the diapers and everything while mom is recovering,
Speaker 2: and then says, I never would have changed a diaper before,
Speaker 2: but now that I see him, I will die for him.
Speaker 2: I will do anything. Sure, let's change diaper. So the
Speaker 2: nurse is showing him how to do it, how the
Speaker 2: boys pee up, and he's like, don't pee in Daddy's mouth, please,
Speaker 2: and he's that does happen.
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Speaker 2: So ad Non says he's scared to be a father
Speaker 2: and really wants to be a good one, and we'll.
Speaker 1: See, we'll see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of that is gonna depend on how
Speaker 2: you treat your wife.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's where it starts. Now, Kia and Guillermo.
Speaker 1: I'm so hot for Guiermo.
Speaker 2: He looked good. I love the scruff, like, Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: so good looking. I don't normally like that, but he
Speaker 2: was kind of smoltering in this episode. Yeah, a lot
Speaker 2: of bedroom eyes to her.
Speaker 1: Yes, I liked it. Okay, it was landed on.
Speaker 2: Thick so she got back from her time in Italy
Speaker 2: with the producer. They don't show much of that, like
Speaker 2: literally one scene, so and again, how do you it
Speaker 2: took like a week? Maybe I don't know how fast
Speaker 2: an album is usually recorded, but I.
Speaker 1: Felt like she was there for longer than a week.
Speaker 1: I felt like she said she's I felt like she
Speaker 1: said a month, But that can't be right. She wouldn't
Speaker 1: leave baby Nica for a month.
Speaker 2: No, And she said, it's been like two or three
Speaker 2: weeks since Giermo moved out, And it had been like
Speaker 2: at least a week since he had moved out when
Speaker 2: she had her show, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was there two weeks, three weeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we already saw the fraudacity happening with her
Speaker 2: jewelry that you explained so correct.
Speaker 1: I don't know what is time correct.
Speaker 2: So they didn't talk while she was gone. He never
Speaker 2: explained why he wasn't at her show. He never took
Speaker 2: our advice and sent flowers and a edible arrangement to
Speaker 2: the studio, but he did invite her on a weekend getaway.
Speaker 2: He is taking his mom's advice to get the sparkle back,
Speaker 2: and she is like looking forward to having serious conversations
Speaker 2: and he is looking forward to banging.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh yes, yes, yes yes.
Speaker 2: She wants to talk about why he thought she was cheating,
Speaker 2: because she can't let that go. He is still wearing
Speaker 2: that button down cardigan that he was wearing last time.
Speaker 1: It's hot.
Speaker 2: It's like a I don't know how to never. I
Speaker 2: like a cardigan, yeah, a little preppy. So, and they're
Speaker 2: fully matching in brown. It's fall leaves and they have
Speaker 2: gone full fall colors.
Speaker 1: When they greet each other, it's very cute. It's like
Speaker 1: a first eight or something.
Speaker 2: He rings the doorbell, which is strange because he used
Speaker 2: to live there, and she's like laughing and getting all
Speaker 2: giggly and like they're joking around. It does seem like
Speaker 2: they're very kind of nervous and excited to see each other,
Speaker 2: and he thinks she's looked so good. He's so excited.
Speaker 2: And then they get in her car and he drives. No,
Speaker 2: they get in her car and she drives. So he
Speaker 2: drove over in his car and he planned the trip,
Speaker 2: and he planned the trip. Yeah, I don't know. I'm
Speaker 2: fine with subverting gender roles and all that, but it
Speaker 2: did seem weird that he drove over picked her up,
Speaker 2: and then she, I don't know whatever.
Speaker 1: I noticed that as well. I was like, it's his
Speaker 1: trip that he played. Why she driving there? You know? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I'm too old fashioned. I love driving. I
Speaker 2: would want to. I get carsick if I'm not driving,
Speaker 2: so let's maybe that's why. So she she's like, do
Speaker 2: you want to smell my new perfume? And he gets
Speaker 2: right up in there in her neck crevices. He's like
Speaker 2: smelling up in there and Mary Payne liked it, so
Speaker 2: he asks, did you miss me? She immediately starts crying. Well,
Speaker 2: she's driving, and I was a little nervous. I was like,
Speaker 2: after Ashley and Manuel Ashley's mechanic at text on the freeway,
Speaker 2: I'm literally a man check.
Speaker 1: I was like calmed down. So they go to the winery.
Speaker 2: They start drinking, and he thinks they need time without
Speaker 2: the baby. She's hoping they can have serious talks. He
Speaker 2: wants her to relax and have fun and like get drunk,
Speaker 2: so they are. He says, you don't always have to
Speaker 2: go so deep, like you could just have fun, and
Speaker 2: she says, that's what she said, and he says she
Speaker 2: would never say that, and she says, depends how big
Speaker 2: he is. And she says, flirting with my husband is
Speaker 2: so fun and like it feels so le. It's legal,
Speaker 2: but it's naughty at the same time because but he's
Speaker 2: my husband, so you're allowed to. And so they have
Speaker 2: not done anything like this since the baby came clearly,
Speaker 2: so he planned a dinner for them at the hotel
Speaker 2: breakfast the next day. The bed at the hotel has
Speaker 2: flower pedals on it. She sprinkles the flower pedals on him,
Speaker 2: and she says, all over your face, like you like it.
Speaker 1: And that was a bridge. That was a bridge too
Speaker 1: far for me. I was like, what this is? What
Speaker 1: this is?
Speaker 2: She's she's very into Darcy territory, and we don't we
Speaker 2: don't need that many sexual in uniondos. So they are
Speaker 2: laughing and he's touching her arm, and then they drink
Speaker 2: champagne and they're like fully eye fucking each other, and
Speaker 2: then he suggests a bath, but I wasn't sure if
Speaker 2: he was suggesting it just for him or for both
Speaker 2: of them, and she's just like, I've never seen this
Speaker 2: side of him before. He like never romanced her like
Speaker 2: this before. So she's she's very excited. But then next
Speaker 2: week they're.
Speaker 1: Going to fight.
Speaker 2: So who knows, I know, but they both they both
Speaker 2: are saying like maybe sex would be good, or at
Speaker 2: least he's said maybe sex would be good because then
Speaker 2: we could act or you know, one we see if
Speaker 2: there's spark is still there? It's there. You guys are
Speaker 2: practically doing it on camera.
Speaker 1: Oh it's there. Yeah, let's chat about Darcy and Georgie.
Speaker 1: So they wake up in his childhood bedroom, I guess,
Speaker 1: and I don't know. They're both looking down and making
Speaker 1: sure his dick is still there, like what are we what?
Speaker 1: What are we doing? It's like it's there? Is it
Speaker 1: not there? Yeah, I'm still here. I'm your wife. I'm here.
Speaker 2: He makes a joke like it's still there, and she's like,
Speaker 2: I'm still here.
Speaker 1: I'm your wife.
Speaker 2: Georgie, I'm here, I'm your wife, and he's like, I
Speaker 2: was making a joke about my dick.
Speaker 1: Why do you have to get so serious?
Speaker 2: I started crying and make it seem like our relationship
Speaker 2: is in peril. I didn't get that at all, but
Speaker 2: she makes everything dumb, not well, yeah, I can't as
Speaker 2: I say no, But then I just remember that. Then
Speaker 2: I remember the scene coming up. So she says, well,
Speaker 2: you been quiet this last night. He said, well, I'm
Speaker 2: upset that you shared so much with my mom, and
Speaker 2: she goes, well.
Speaker 1: Okay, I apologize for that. I was starting to get closer.
Speaker 1: I want her to feel my love, and he says
Speaker 1: he feels a little ashamed because he wants his parents
Speaker 1: to think everything is perfect. He hasn't seen them in
Speaker 1: a long time. He doesn't want to worry them after
Speaker 1: thirteen years. He wants to think that there's no marriage problem.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to seem like a failure.
Speaker 2: Kind of exactly what Julia is doing.
Speaker 1: What Georgie's doing, like try to make everything do like
Speaker 1: it's fine. Yeah yeah, basically lie to the parents. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: they're only going to be here for a little bit
Speaker 1: of time. Make them think everything's perfect. And she goes, well,
Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm here for you, I'm here for us.
Speaker 1: I'm our marriage. I want us to be stronger, not weaker.
Speaker 1: Let's show your parents. Let's show them we have a
Speaker 1: successful marriage. You know. Just she should open up more,
Speaker 1: she should open up more, and he goes well, you
Speaker 1: know the way I feel. It's like a little kid
Speaker 1: that doesn't want to tell their parents that they get
Speaker 1: in trouble. And she goes, I don't understand, geez, I'm
Speaker 1: not your mom, I'm your wife, geez. And he goes,
Speaker 1: but sometimes you act the same like that, and he goes,
Speaker 1: sometimes I'll want to be quiet and solve the problem
Speaker 1: and not talk and create another problem, which is a
Speaker 1: good point. And he's like, you know, I wish I
Speaker 1: could be more open in talking. But obviously when I
Speaker 1: do start to be open in talking and then you're
Speaker 1: like no, you know, she gets mad at him. So
Speaker 1: she goes, well, you're doing a good job talking right now,
Speaker 1: and he says, well, you're doing a good job listening. Okay,
Speaker 1: so look at this one for progress, right Yeah, the
Speaker 1: talking heads, She says, you know, hopefully he can open
Speaker 1: it up more. Seeing is believing. I'll believe it when
Speaker 1: I see it. But let's see, like mingers crossed. So
Speaker 1: today they're going to go boar hunting with dad. Dad
Speaker 1: likes to go boar hunting on the weekends. Darcy comes
Speaker 1: out and keeps calling herself Darciana Jones, which I don't
Speaker 1: know if anybody gets that joke at all. She hasn't
Speaker 1: quite a get up. She has got like a black
Speaker 1: leggings with boots, so sorry, with a black jacket within
Speaker 1: a fur jacket on top of that, and an alligator
Speaker 1: like Christian do r handbag.
Speaker 2: None of that is what Indiana Jones wore.
Speaker 1: No, correct, And she has on a hat. She goes, look,
Speaker 1: my hat's perfect block the rain. I got layers. And
Speaker 1: you know animals do this whoop whoop?
Speaker 2: He imagine you are his dad. You don't speak a
Speaker 2: lick of English. What your husband's wife is making weird
Speaker 2: grunting animal noises that you and you don't know the
Speaker 2: context at all it is.
Speaker 1: He's looking at her like, what have you brought home
Speaker 1: to this house?
Speaker 2: Is she unwelly?
Speaker 1: Is she? Because she's like rah, can't? He's like what?
Speaker 1: And the dads like tell her to She looks like
Speaker 1: a boar with that coat, so make sure the hunting
Speaker 1: dogs don't jump on her. He's not kidding, and Jarcy goes,
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm good to go with this. Hi. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I used to hike when I lived in California. Who
Speaker 1: those Appalachian mountains?
Speaker 2: No, no, ma'am Appalachian Mountains are not in California.
Speaker 1: No, ma'am.
Speaker 2: I think she meant. Did she say California?
Speaker 1: She said, when I lived in California, and I would
Speaker 1: hike in the Appalachian Mountains. Now, I don't know a
Speaker 1: lot about geography. I did google it to be sure
Speaker 1: I was correct, and I am correct. There are no
Speaker 1: Appalachian mountains in there.
Speaker 2: From Georgia to Maine. Well, that's the Appalachian Trail. The
Speaker 2: mountains are.
Speaker 1: They go into Canada from what I read. Yeah, that's so.
Speaker 2: But she did live in on the East Coast, so
Speaker 2: I thought she was just talking about two different things,
Speaker 2: like when she lived on the East Coast.
Speaker 1: She No, she said California in LA and so she
Speaker 1: didn't hip hiking Appalachian Mountains. She's also lived in Connecticut,
Speaker 1: so that's all.
Speaker 2: That's where she lived. Connecticut.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's also not near the Ablachia Mountains.
Speaker 2: Okay, Now and Florida In New York? Did she ever
Speaker 2: live in New York?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's possible. I feel like maybe they
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Speaker 1: they're telling her, you know, when we're out there, you
Speaker 1: gotta be on the lookout for a wolf. She's like,
Speaker 1: what huh? And they said wolves don't see color, they
Speaker 1: don't see black and white. She's in all black. Oh no.
Speaker 1: So they go into the forest for boor tracking, and
Speaker 1: she does hear a wolf. You hear it go oh
Speaker 1: in the background, and she's like, oh my god. And
Speaker 1: then she panics sas there's a bug on her legs,
Speaker 1: like it's going up. I like going up, I like.
Speaker 1: She has him to help her with her boot which
Speaker 1: are unlaced, and the dad goes. So if you lace
Speaker 1: up your boots then you won't have a problem with
Speaker 1: bugs getting into your boots. But it's a mission.
Speaker 2: It's fashion.
Speaker 1: That's because you need to be fashionable and snatchy. Boar
Speaker 1: hunting with dad, so.
Speaker 2: As you trip on your laces and Paul.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they see the boar tracks, they see poop.
Speaker 1: They leave grape cake for the boars so that they'll
Speaker 1: come back to the same spot so they can catch them.
Speaker 1: They can hunt them whatever. There's a lot of talk
Speaker 1: about poop, her poop, Georgie's poop, the bear poop, the
Speaker 1: boar poop, the dad's poop. You know. Me, I just
Speaker 1: was like blap blah blah, not listening. And then at
Speaker 1: the end she's like, tell your dad, I'm grateful for
Speaker 1: the family times. It's fantastic the family time. And he's like,
Speaker 1: is something something, Darcy, No, I don't think I don't
Speaker 1: think you're doing it the right way. You tell him,
Speaker 1: I'm a good sport. Look at me, Darciana Jones, good sport.
Speaker 1: And he's like, okay, okay. She's like, look perfect marriage,
Speaker 1: look at me. All right, let's go into a sad
Speaker 1: story is Brandon and Juliet. Now, it's interesting we're seeing
Speaker 1: this and in real time they have just announced that
Speaker 1: she is four or five months along pregnant, So congratulations
Speaker 1: to them. And this is sort of a lead up
Speaker 1: to what eventually happened, so that's good for them.
Speaker 2: Did you see what one of our listeners messaged me
Speaker 2: that I texted you tell me because I posted their
Speaker 2: video where they're mounting the pregnancy, and they said, I've
Speaker 2: never watched this show, but this is a straight man.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, I didn't see that. Was he dancing erratically
Speaker 1: in the sometimes he dates is in the videos.
Speaker 2: I think they just thought he looked like a lesbian
Speaker 2: or like Elf on the shelf, or doesn't seem that
Speaker 2: sexual towards women at.
Speaker 1: All, very sexual towards her, you know.
Speaker 2: Towards his mom. So Julia's parents are playing Djenga. The
Speaker 2: next morning, they along fine, I have not so monny fighting.
Speaker 2: I was promised a divorced couple screaming at each other
Speaker 2: in Russian. I was still excited. They so far, they're
Speaker 2: just laughing and having fun and Julia makes them cranberry
Speaker 2: aka scrambled eggs. I'm not making fun of him for
Speaker 2: thinking that I only speak one language. So but it
Speaker 2: was cute, and so she texted Brandon and they should talk.
Speaker 2: He hasn't texted her back yet. Her parents are like,
Speaker 2: why are you guys fighting? And then the dad says,
Speaker 2: is it because of us? And Julie says yes.
Speaker 1: She goes, I don't know. Maybe god guys weren't here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it is.
Speaker 2: Why why did she say that? It's not at all
Speaker 2: about them, It's about mcmullet and Ron.
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with you guys. So you're fine.
Speaker 2: So then uh, When Brandon arrives, he tells them that
Speaker 2: he was They discussed. They step outside and he says,
Speaker 2: I was exhausted. I hit a boiling point, which is
Speaker 2: why his parents should not have been there when they
Speaker 2: were all so exhausted. Coming back, and she says, if
Speaker 2: we have a baby in a hard situation, are you
Speaker 2: just gonna leave? And I'm under so much stress I
Speaker 2: can't deal. She had stress very easy, and she does,
Speaker 2: you know she's I don't. I think their personalities are
Speaker 2: so different. She gets stressed over everything and he gets
Speaker 2: stressed over nothing because he's a mediocre white male who
Speaker 2: was raised with two doting parents who told him he
Speaker 2: was perfect. So he's like, everything just works out for me,
Speaker 2: So it's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, so it's gonna work out for you too.
Speaker 2: I live hard life in Russia. No, I am woman.
Speaker 2: I worry about everything. So they are arguing, and he says,
Speaker 2: I understand, but your reaction and your attitude is making
Speaker 2: things worse.
Speaker 1: Did he tell his parents the same thing? Right? Did
Speaker 1: he say, I'm sorry my parents talked to like weirdos
Speaker 1: innovated our space and broke into our home.
Speaker 2: No, because I gave them a key and have refused
Speaker 2: to take it back even though it is breaking up
Speaker 2: our marriage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she wants.
Speaker 2: To put on a happy face in front of her
Speaker 2: parents and uh. Then in the next scene, Julia's dad,
Speaker 2: I lost Mary Pain. Guys, this has never happened before.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna keep should just keep talking, guys. This
Speaker 2: is Pink Shade with Kimberly. Mary Pain has gone by.
Speaker 1: By.
Speaker 2: It's just about us now.
Speaker 1: So sorry, where did you go? I was playing with
Speaker 1: this stuff because I was like, I wonder if I
Speaker 1: remember to put like a filter on, and I was
Speaker 1: just like thing and then it was like, Boop, you
Speaker 1: left the studio, so hllery, Oh my gosh. I was
Speaker 1: literally thinking like do we need to get my eyebrows up?
Speaker 1: I'm just sitting here. Then I was like, did I
Speaker 1: put that filter on? I have a lot of freckles?
Speaker 1: I think I just boop just left the studio. Just
Speaker 1: love it. You weren't.
Speaker 2: If you were listening to a word I was saying,
Speaker 2: you would have. You would not have been thinking about
Speaker 2: your eyebrows. Oh my god, totally fine.
Speaker 1: That was terrible. Continue with what you were saying about
Speaker 1: Brandon being a mediocre white male, and we were, and
Speaker 1: I was saying and something about oh the parents and
Speaker 1: how they just he didn't blame his parents. I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry that the whole situation.
Speaker 2: But then we cut to this next scene, which is
Speaker 2: there's no it's just like a jump cut. It's like, wow,
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, Brandon and Julia's dad are in
Speaker 2: a garage together doing a Richard Simmons workout video. It
Speaker 2: is like the dad has a camera prep like a
Speaker 2: phone prepped up, and he's doing this like whoo whoo,
Speaker 2: like whatever, and Brandon's like, why are we doing this?
Speaker 2: But he's trying to fit in with the dad and
Speaker 2: then and Brandon just feels stupid and finally like Brandon's like,
Speaker 2: I'm done, and the dad in Russian goes, wimp are you?
Speaker 2: And Brandon goes, yeah, sure, I don't know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: And he just keeps repeating the word wimp over and
Speaker 2: over and he's like, I don't know why we're laughing, but.
Speaker 1: Because are you talking about my muscles? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah. So then Julia and the mom are doing laundry
Speaker 2: outside and they're arguing over if air dries better than
Speaker 2: a dryer and uh so then they are going to
Speaker 2: Florida for a vow renewal since her parents are there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and their marriage is in shambles, so it's a great time.
Speaker 1: She does that mean? Wait? Wait? Does that mean all
Speaker 1: these other people that I'm covering are all also coming
Speaker 1: to this wedding?
Speaker 2: I was wondering the same thing. Is it going to
Speaker 2: be the quad in Florida instead of the thrifle? Yeah? People,
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, you know, Libby's going to be
Speaker 2: there with her arms crossed, like silently judging whatever's happening, Yes,
Speaker 2: rolling her eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Julia.
Speaker 2: Tells Brandon, we have to go to the fertility clinic
Speaker 2: to get the results from her last test, but she
Speaker 2: doesn't want her parents to know, so they're going to
Speaker 2: say they're going to go buy fruit.
Speaker 1: Or something or yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she's very nervous and she's annoyed that he's not
Speaker 2: freaking out and they go to the room. She doesn't
Speaker 2: want to sit on the examining table because it was
Speaker 2: so traumatic for her last time, and so she makes
Speaker 2: Brandon sit on the table and jokes that they should
Speaker 2: probe him.
Speaker 1: And that was fair. I was like, yes, let's do it.
Speaker 2: I was all for it.
Speaker 1: They said she had a sailine sonogram the first time,
Speaker 1: which means something was done in the badge with like water.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? I think they squirted
Speaker 1: some water up there and they were doing the saunogram
Speaker 1: to check out the tubes. I don't know. She was
Speaker 1: in pain and uncomfortable. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the doctors come in and they say that Julia
Speaker 2: has a lot of eggs, which are great, but they
Speaker 2: did find some scar tissue and a polyp, so they
Speaker 2: recommend a surgery where they clean up her uterus so
Speaker 2: she can get pregnant easier. And Julia is scared. She's
Speaker 2: never been under anesthesia. She starts crying. She's very upset,
Speaker 2: and then Brandon is like, let's do it.
Speaker 1: What's the big deal.
Speaker 2: He's not the one pain put under, And he's like,
Speaker 2: let's the least schedule it because they might be booked
Speaker 2: for a while and then you can think about it,
Speaker 2: which is actually not unreasonable, right, I agree, it could
Speaker 2: be like a few months out. So he says, She's like,
Speaker 2: I don't want anesthesia, and she says, you're making excuses.
Speaker 1: This is what I was worried about.
Speaker 2: You didn't even want to it, and she's like no,
Speaker 2: I'm just really I'm overwhelmed and it's too much. So
Speaker 2: they go to talk about it and she's like, you're
Speaker 2: not the one having surgery. You don't understand how I feel.
Speaker 2: And when I heard that I couldn't have kids in Russia,
Speaker 2: I accepted it. But now there's like an open scar
Speaker 2: and it's like there's hope, but there's more stuff I
Speaker 2: have to go through. And it's almost like it was
Speaker 2: easier for her when she just thought I think she
Speaker 2: couldn't have kids. She had accepted it, but now it's
Speaker 2: like but now there's a chance, but you have to
Speaker 2: do this thing that you're terrified of, but it might
Speaker 2: not work, and then I have no hope again, and
Speaker 2: then my heart will be broken for a second time.
Speaker 1: I understand what she's saying. There, I do.
Speaker 2: She's feeling a lot of conflicting emotions, and he's like,
Speaker 2: please just think about it, and she says I will.
Speaker 2: But what if I decide I don't want to have
Speaker 2: kids at all?
Speaker 1: And he's like, this is what I've been worried about.
Speaker 2: And she says, I'll think about it, and he says,
Speaker 2: how long will it take for you to think about it?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: There's no time. Two and a half days. I'll give
Speaker 2: you two what.
Speaker 1: I'm just glad Betty and Ron aren't involved in this
Speaker 1: and don't know that they've been doing this, because my god,
Speaker 1: the amount of bugging that Betty would be doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so she's like, I just want your support. I
Speaker 2: don't want you pressuring me. And she starts crying and
Speaker 2: she's like, I feel like the doctor told me what
Speaker 2: I already know and now I need surgery too. But
Speaker 2: that's not really what they said. They said there is
Speaker 2: hope now, but it's not a guarantee, so she's like,
Speaker 2: what if I don't wake up? I feel badly for her.
Speaker 2: She's never had surgery, she's terrified of it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. She might know someone who died under anesthesia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all we know, you know.
Speaker 2: At the same time, I do know many women who
Speaker 2: would have a million surgeries if it meant they could
Speaker 2: get pregnant. So it's like, maybe she just doesn't want
Speaker 2: it that much, or maybe she doesn't want it that
Speaker 2: much right now with Brandon, with their marriage the way
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: I think it's a matter of of she what she
Speaker 1: says is really true. She resigned herself to it, so
Speaker 1: now that there's a chance, she's too afraid to get
Speaker 1: her hopes up to get to feel disappointed again. But
Speaker 1: also she's so terrified as surgery that she was like,
Speaker 1: I never thought I could have a baby anyway, So
Speaker 1: who cares. It's not like I'm disappointed in something I
Speaker 1: never thought I could. So it doesn't really matter, you know,
Speaker 1: to her, it doesn't matter either way. And I know
Speaker 1: this is like a sensitive subject for a lot of people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel that's what I feel like so bad for
Speaker 1: her because I feel like She probably is so conflicted
Speaker 1: because she's so terrified as surgery but knows she's letting
Speaker 1: him down. And I just kind of feel like maybe
Speaker 1: it would be beneficial. And obviously something happens here that
Speaker 1: she goes and just sits and talks with the doctor
Speaker 1: about what is the actual procedure of the surgery. How
Speaker 1: long is she knocked out? Is it like twenty minutes?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Like, you know, the
Speaker 1: success rate is this? And to get more information because
Speaker 1: right now it's so overwhelming. He just immediately is like, oh,
Speaker 1: well this is the answer and we're going to it.
Speaker 1: She's like, well, right, my body, you know.
Speaker 2: And I think even sitting down with a doctor and
Speaker 2: a translator might oh she could ask the right questions
Speaker 2: like in your own language, and you know, because she
Speaker 2: didn't really get percentages of it working, she didn't really
Speaker 2: get recovery time, she didn't get the risks associated with it.
Speaker 2: So unless they did and we didn't see it, so yeah,
Speaker 2: brand is just like do it whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, just a feeling.
Speaker 2: That she's dying to do it, like is willing to
Speaker 2: do anything. But that might be because she had already
Speaker 2: resigned herself to it never had already accepted her life
Speaker 2: without kids, so now it's like throwing in like kids
Speaker 2: in her life that Cherry thought wouldn't. Also, she has
Speaker 2: Betty and Rond who are like freaking children that you
Speaker 2: deal with all the time. And your marriage is not
Speaker 2: in a stable place right now. Your husband spent the
Speaker 2: night at the hotel with his parents.
Speaker 1: I was thinking that too, that she's that she's stop,
Speaker 1: that she's like, and do I want to have to
Speaker 1: deal with them for every single day coming over and
Speaker 1: being in our space. And I was thinking that too.
Speaker 2: People I thought on their pregnancy announcement were like, you
Speaker 2: need to be careful, Julia, that Betty does not shrink
Speaker 2: herself down and get herself inserted into your uterus so
Speaker 2: she can raise the baby herself. And then like hand
Speaker 2: the ryers it like she's she's she is yeah, and
Speaker 2: she's not.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, they need to have a family therapy session
Speaker 1: about setting boundaries, especially when the baby comes. Yeah you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's move on to the throttle here of is it
Speaker 1: a throutle? God, No, it's a it's a hexagon, it's
Speaker 1: a it's a say so, it's sace upple. Listen, no,
Speaker 1: I'll work shop it, Andre and Libby, job and Yara, Alexi, Sexy,
Speaker 1: Alexi and Lauren. All right, So it's a launch party
Speaker 1: for Yara's doggy accessories. We see an opening scene with
Speaker 1: Yara and Joby just soliciting people in the park to
Speaker 1: come to this party.
Speaker 2: That was so awkward It made me so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Do you like, do you have a dog? Would you
Speaker 1: like to come and get a four thousand dollars fake
Speaker 1: leather bag for your dog? Was so embarrassed him. So
Speaker 1: Lauren arrives to help Yaa. Now we find out job
Speaker 1: is not there to help because he's going to pick
Speaker 1: up miss Gwyn at the airport. You're it's quad. We'd
Speaker 1: love to see. She didn't seem very happy in this episode.
Speaker 1: Maybe we're going next week. So Lauren arrives to help,
Speaker 1: but Yara is not very organized and she's like there's
Speaker 1: like boxes everywhere, like she hasn't done any And then
Speaker 1: Alex arrives and they're the first people there, and then
Speaker 1: Libyan and three arrive and Libby says, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to talk to Lauren because I have heard she's been
Speaker 1: shit talking my husband. Now. At one point Libby says
Speaker 1: they've been friends for seven years, and then she flip
Speaker 1: flops between like four and seven years. Another point says four,
Speaker 1: and then at the end she says five.
Speaker 2: So she's been saying five this whole season. Lauren's been
Speaker 2: saying four or five. I don't know where seven came from.
Speaker 1: Libby at some point said seven, and then later she
Speaker 1: says five and no, So either way, they've been friends
Speaker 1: for a while. So Jovie arrives with the floor Hey
Speaker 1: here whatever, he's mama going here? She is, she looks unhappy.
Speaker 2: I think she was unhappy because Yara was hugging people
Speaker 2: goodbye and ignoring them.
Speaker 1: Yara is like, I love miss Gwen.
Speaker 2: I wanted her to be here, but why did she
Speaker 2: get a flight so late that she's arriving when people
Speaker 2: are already leaving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's got to say goodbye to her guest.
Speaker 1: She wants them to buy these bags.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which, by the way, but she kind of walked
Speaker 2: right by them. Yeah, hug her friends goodbye, and Jovi's like, okay,
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, I am really late, and she's pissed.
Speaker 1: That'll come up later. So Libby Libby chats with Jovi
Speaker 1: about Moldova and he's like, so, how was it, and
Speaker 1: she goes, I'm so glad to be home, and he goes,
Speaker 1: so you guys are moving there, and she goes, fuck, no,
Speaker 1: we're not moving there. I left early. He's like whoa, okay, wow,
Speaker 1: and I'm talking to and she goes, I want to
Speaker 1: talk about anything but Moldova. God. I mean she's in
Speaker 1: a mood. She's in a mood. So Andre and Jovie
Speaker 1: start to talk about Boldova. Joe was like, tell me
Speaker 1: everything that happened. Why did she leave early? Give me
Speaker 1: all the tea. I'm so excited. Everybody's mad at me.
Speaker 2: Jovi is us. There's drama that doesn't involve me. I
Speaker 2: want to hear all about it.
Speaker 1: Get over to the bar. Andre, let's talk, and Gwyn
Speaker 1: is saying there. He goes, see, miss Gwinn, I'm better
Speaker 1: even be able to say hello to you. When then
Speaker 1: he's trying to get all the tea from Moldova and
Speaker 1: she's like, what happened? She too?
Speaker 2: She like, okay, miss Quinn, here's what I was trying
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny. So they're talking to hed Libby says,
Speaker 1: Lauren and I have been friends for a long time,
Speaker 1: and Yara told me that they went on a double
Speaker 1: date and Lauren said a lot of bad stuff about
Speaker 1: my husband. So now Lauren and Libby are sitting there
Speaker 1: chatting and Lauren is like, oh my god, like I
Speaker 1: got here, it wasn't even set up, and I had
Speaker 1: to help her, which shows you that Lauren is talking
Speaker 1: shit about Ya when she's not around, and talking shit
Speaker 1: about Libby when she's not around. And there are cameras here, and.
Speaker 2: There are cameras, but Yara did throw her under the
Speaker 2: bus when all four of them were talking.
Speaker 1: Totally, and so she goes, God like, it wasn't even
Speaker 1: set up. I was trying to help her about we
Speaker 1: shot boxes everywhere, and uh, let me, he goes, I
Speaker 1: think that we have to support our friend, and I like,
Speaker 1: I respect it. She's doing great, it's a great party.
Speaker 1: We should support her. And Lauren's like, absolutely, that's what
Speaker 1: I meant. That's what I say. Uh, And Lebby goes, now,
Speaker 1: I've had three drinks, so I've heard through the grapevine
Speaker 1: that you guys went on a double date and you
Speaker 1: said you think my husband is a horrible person. And
Speaker 1: Letty goes, what, she goes, and I mean, Lauren goes,
Speaker 1: what and Lebby goes, I would never say that about Alex,
Speaker 1: saying somebody is a horrible person. That is a mean
Speaker 1: thing to say about about Andre And oh hi dog visitor. Guys,
Speaker 1: if you're watching a video that's Violet Violet.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 1: Hey, okay, Hi Ginger, you can come up here if
Speaker 1: you want to. No, no, she won't get on the
Speaker 1: bed because Violet's there. Okay, So, and Lebby goes, I
Speaker 1: would never say that about Alex. That's the mean thing
Speaker 1: to say. In the talking head, Lauren goes, I feel
Speaker 1: ambushed at this party. In the true Housewives fashion, I
Speaker 1: will say this is not the time or the place.
Speaker 1: And I would never say somebody is a horrible person
Speaker 1: like I would. I mean, yeah, I'm gonna say he's
Speaker 1: a dick, he's a dick, But I would never say
Speaker 1: someone is a horrible person like that's awful. And I
Speaker 1: do in this instance think what Lauren is saying is correct.
Speaker 1: She didn't say he's a horrible person. She's like, he
Speaker 1: could be a dick. And you know, we've been watching
Speaker 1: this show for seven years, so we know he's a dick.
Speaker 1: We have the level of our Patreon named after his
Speaker 1: dick behavior, Andre's rage. Yes, that's our lowest level of Patreon,
Speaker 1: Andre's rage, because it's always there.
Speaker 2: It's always just seething in the back is always there.
Speaker 1: And by the way, you always know what you're gonna
Speaker 1: get every week with Andre's rage. Get one. Let's right symbolic,
Speaker 1: that's right. Listen, we put thought into these things. So
Speaker 1: Lauren says, you know, I hate the way he talks
Speaker 1: to you. I think that's horrible. You know he's aggressive.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think that's horrible. He's not horrible. I
Speaker 1: didn't say he's horrible, but I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if I said those words, but.
Speaker 2: It says that fight we had about it's someone. I
Speaker 2: wasn't calling you a bitch. I just said you were
Speaker 2: acting like a bitch.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, And so she says, I'm sorry if
Speaker 1: I said. I mean, I probably said he's a dick.
Speaker 1: Maybe I said your husband he can act like he
Speaker 1: could be a dick. I tell you that, I tell
Speaker 1: you that, and she goes, you know, he could really
Speaker 1: be not nice and belittle you to feel more macho,
Speaker 1: and that's not right, and that's horrible behavior. But I
Speaker 1: didn't say he's a horrible person. And Libby goes with
Speaker 1: everything that Alex has put you through, I would never,
Speaker 1: in front of other people say oh, he sucks, he sucks.
Speaker 1: I would never say those things, and Libby says, uh, listen,
Speaker 1: I understand what everybody has to say about my husband. Okay,
Speaker 1: I live with him. You think you've seen dick behavior
Speaker 1: in my house, she says, But for my friends, I
Speaker 1: would hope they would not shit talk us. And for years,
Speaker 1: for years, I have protected Alex and Lauren. I hate
Speaker 1: the way Alex treats Lauren, but I haven't said a word.
Speaker 1: I haven't said a word, and I wish it was reciprocated.
Speaker 1: And I don't know between this and towards the end
Speaker 1: what she had to drink. But whoa Lebby's on Faia.
Speaker 2: She is auditioning for our Housewives of Miami.
Speaker 1: She is.
Speaker 2: She also says something that did not make sense, which
Speaker 2: was I would hope my friend would talk behind my
Speaker 2: back and would say it to me directly if she
Speaker 2: had concerns, And I was like, Lauren did say it directly.
Speaker 2: She was screaming at your husband at the party to
Speaker 2: not treat you like that.
Speaker 1: And she just said it to your face.
Speaker 2: And she just said it to your face.
Speaker 1: I am saying it to you directly. I hate the
Speaker 1: way he speaks to you. He belittles you, right, And.
Speaker 2: When you were leaving that dinner party, you said you
Speaker 2: were embarrassed of your husband's baby behavior and that you know, though,
Speaker 2: those four people are going to discuss that, yeah, after
Speaker 2: this party because it was so shocking.
Speaker 1: But it's also like I could talk about it about
Speaker 1: my mom, but you can't talk about it about my mom,
Speaker 1: you know that kind of game. And so Lebby says
Speaker 1: to her, ils, this is something we talked about and
Speaker 1: I just didn't have to hear this through thrend through
Speaker 1: the friends. Jovi and Yara told me that you said it,
Speaker 1: and she's like, great, great, So Lauren go in the
Speaker 1: talking head, Lauren goes, are you fucking kidding me? We
Speaker 1: were all talking and we all said Andre is a dick,
Speaker 1: all of us. So why am I being singled out?
Speaker 1: Why did Yara say that? Just I said it? Which
Speaker 1: is a great point because they did all say it.
Speaker 2: Yara was the most uncomfortable with the shit talking. She
Speaker 2: was like let's not talk about that party. I just
Speaker 2: wanted to talk about my brand launch, like like, I
Speaker 2: don't yeesh, and Joby said, Alex, don't say that secret
Speaker 2: about Anthre losing.
Speaker 1: All the money. That was really bad. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: going to be bad on the reunion. So Libby walks off,
Speaker 1: she goes to find Andre and she tells. She goes,
Speaker 1: basically Lauren was like, I'm sorry if I said that,
Speaker 1: even though she said she just didn't say that. But
Speaker 1: you know, uh, Andrea, I would never say that kind
Speaker 1: of stuff about Alex, you know, no matter the shit
Speaker 1: he has said about her or how he has treated her,
Speaker 1: I would never say it. And Andre goes, you know,
Speaker 1: we're just a matter of topic and discussion. Wherever we go.
Speaker 1: Everybody wants to talk about us, whatever we go. And
Speaker 1: Libby goes, but if Lauren said my husband is a
Speaker 1: horrible man, even though I left him in Moldova and
Speaker 1: took my children and fled from him, if she said it,
Speaker 1: we all have words. So then Lauren's over there talking
Speaker 1: to Alexi. She's like, oh my god, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that was so uncomfortable. She just got so mad at me.
Speaker 1: You know, I just hate fighting. I hate confrontation. I
Speaker 1: hate drama. That's me. I hate convertation. I hate any
Speaker 1: kind of drama.
Speaker 2: And you can tell her tourette's getting worse. Ye like yep,
Speaker 2: it's she's twitching a lot of ts, yes, because she's
Speaker 2: so stressed.
Speaker 1: She's stressed. So I've been talking head. Lauren and Alex
Speaker 1: are together, and she says, I have no idea why
Speaker 1: she thinks. I said he's a horrible person, and Alex goes,
Speaker 1: I don't even use words like this. I don't even
Speaker 1: say horrible person.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I called him a dick. I called him a Dickie
Speaker 1: acted like a dick. It is what it is. I've
Speaker 1: never heard the word dick. You so many times in
Speaker 1: my life. So then the two couples talk, right, So
Speaker 1: it's Libyan Andre and Lauren and Alexi, and Andre says,
Speaker 1: I don't like we're the top of a conversation when
Speaker 1: we're not around. You guys are talking about us. We're
Speaker 1: not around why the top of conversation? And Lauren goes,
Speaker 1: all I said was you were a dick, And he goes,
Speaker 1: I heard you say I was a dick and a
Speaker 1: horrible man. Lauren goes, I called you a I did,
Speaker 1: and Alex Goes puts his hand on him. He goes,
Speaker 1: Bro at the house party, you acted like a dick.
Speaker 1: I told you you acted like a dick, and we
Speaker 1: moved on Bro respectfully. Bro, and Libby just can't because
Speaker 1: it seems like Alex and andre are like, you know what,
Speaker 1: You're right, I did act like a dick, and they
Speaker 1: seem to be okay. Libby, I don't know what they
Speaker 1: put in her drink, but she's like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I have been talking with Lauren for five fucking years
Speaker 1: and she said a lot of nice things about you
Speaker 1: and a lot of fucking bad things about you. And
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna fucking say it right now, but if
Speaker 1: I need to, I will, I'll fucking say it. And
Speaker 1: they're like, huh, and Alex goes, you can say anything
Speaker 1: you want about me. I have nothing to hide now. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: you can hear Andrea in the background going, don't escalate Libby, me,
Speaker 1: not escalate Libby. But she is on one because she
Speaker 1: says she said a lot of bad things and I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say them. I'm not gonna say them, and
Speaker 1: Alex gonna say whatever you want Lebby goes, okay, poor Yara.
Speaker 2: I know she started this, but like this is her
Speaker 2: big event, Like.
Speaker 1: Right, well, everybody that walks in had sun a raiver.
Speaker 1: So Libby says okay. She says, you body shame her
Speaker 1: and you talk about her weight. And we've heard this before.
Speaker 1: I heard this before. That he's he's the one that
Speaker 1: kind of got her in her head to do all
Speaker 1: the surgeries and stuff.
Speaker 2: That's terrible.
Speaker 1: But then he was mad when he had to like
Speaker 1: watch his own children.
Speaker 2: That's terrible.
Speaker 1: She goes, you know, and she's bearing all your children
Speaker 1: and you said these things. He would never she's pointing
Speaker 1: to Andrea. He would never say those things. Never, Like
Speaker 1: he has never talked about my weight. And Andrea's like, Libby, Libby, Libby, Libby,
Speaker 1: you're escalating, Libby Libby. And that's the end of that scene.
Speaker 1: And this is gonna be interesting next week because I
Speaker 1: think that probably all of them really are friends and
Speaker 1: don't want to fight housewife style. But it's it's it
Speaker 1: is interesting that the show is taking this turn with
Speaker 1: putting people together fighting when normally we just have all
Speaker 1: the couple separate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think Andre and Libby mind fighting because
Speaker 2: I think they understand the assignment and want to stay
Speaker 2: on the show as much as possible. I mean, they
Speaker 2: posted this Instagram reel TikTok, like where they're walking in
Speaker 2: a Costco and they're like when everyone in the store
Speaker 2: recognizes you and can't stop talking about you, and like
Speaker 2: they're posing and in the comments it was like, who
Speaker 2: are you?
Speaker 1: No one is staring at you, no.
Speaker 2: One recognizes you, and they love it. Like so Andre
Speaker 2: was like, We're just a topic of conversation everywhere we go.
Speaker 1: She did an Instagram reel herself where she was doing
Speaker 1: like Taylor Swift words about forgetting somebody's what was that?
Speaker 2: I forgot that you existed?
Speaker 1: I forgot that you existed? You know that? Yeah, she was.
Speaker 1: She did a whole thing about and I guess maybe
Speaker 1: saying that to Lauren. I'm gonna say when we went
Speaker 1: to that boat party in New York, Lauren and Alexi, Libby, Andre, Julia,
Speaker 1: and Brandon were all there, and the first four seems
Speaker 1: very buddy buddy. They were. They were so but I
Speaker 1: don't know, you know, never know when any of the
Speaker 1: stuff was filmed either, right, Yeah, And they planned the
Speaker 1: whole thing, Yes, exactly, did you?
Speaker 2: But I don't think Lauren's anxiety and like mental health
Speaker 2: issues could are good sort of.
Speaker 1: Could withstand that right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, did you notice the little easter egg,
Speaker 2: the little wink when Lauren said I would never say
Speaker 2: a horrible person, A horrible person is like, that's a
Speaker 2: bottom feeder. And she did like a little because that's
Speaker 2: what her and Ed were like screaming at each other
Speaker 2: at the last reunion. Bottom feeder.
Speaker 1: Oh, she did say, that's the lowest and the low
Speaker 1: that's a bottom feeder. Yeah, and then she kind of
Speaker 1: smiled with the camera for a second. I didn't know
Speaker 1: if that was like a and we're kosh, we don't
Speaker 1: eat bottom feeders of it? Now, that's what I first thought.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, they don't because they don't eat shrimp.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: No, it's either what Ed called her or she called
Speaker 2: Ed at the reunion and they were yelling.
Speaker 1: Oh, well, definitely she called it to him. But god,
Speaker 1: that's so long ago. What a good memory you have.
Speaker 1: All right, let's finish up with Jasmine and Matt. I
Speaker 1: don't think do we don't see Gino? Do we see Gino?
Speaker 1: If so I blocked him out.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank god, it's nice to have a break sometimes. So, uh,
Speaker 2: Jasmine and Matt are somewhere in Michigan that she likes.
Speaker 2: It's a village called Frankenmuth or something German, and she's like,
Speaker 2: this seems like a romantic trip that lovers would do.
Speaker 2: But I don't know what kind of fairy tale is
Speaker 2: in Matt's head. But what else am I going to
Speaker 2: do in Michigan?
Speaker 1: So I'll go. She acts like she hates him, but
Speaker 1: she really likes him, she.
Speaker 2: Does, but she totally acts like she is like disgusted
Speaker 2: by him. She's him, She's like you, he's like my
Speaker 2: little brother. Like that's how she acts.
Speaker 1: Ran, Yeah, I have sex with eh. Weird. Okay.
Speaker 2: So she has arranged or he has arranged for a
Speaker 2: romantic horse and carriage ride and the horses like hoofs
Speaker 2: are painted pink, and then Jasmine is she loves it.
Speaker 2: Jasmin's petting the horse's hair and says it's the same
Speaker 2: texture as mine. Yeah, it was silky smooth hair or yeah.
Speaker 1: The horse and carriage driver was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: She was like with the little reins, going oh no, yeah, this.
Speaker 2: Is my next pickup.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So he's like so trying, he's trying too hard. He's
Speaker 2: love bombing and he keeps grabbing her by the back
Speaker 2: of the head and kissing her and she's just not
Speaker 2: into it, and it was awkward, and she just can't
Speaker 2: stop thinking about Geno, like the whole She's like, this
Speaker 2: is so close to Gino's house. Did he never take
Speaker 2: me here? And she's like, Matt, you understand me. You
Speaker 2: make me feel better and act better, which is why
Speaker 2: I started a bar fight last week, she said, Notice
Speaker 2: that she sat makes her act better. Yeah, footage not
Speaker 2: mount So she says, I just feel so abandoned by Gino.
Speaker 2: I was picturing my whole life with him. And she
Speaker 2: keeps saying this whole thing like she's been saying this
Speaker 2: for a long time, but now she has more metaphors
Speaker 2: for it. She's like, I feel like the book of
Speaker 2: my life had half the pages ripped out, and I
Speaker 2: don't know where the next chapter is going to end.
Speaker 2: Was like, that's beautiful, Jesson. So Matt says, you have
Speaker 2: to move on, and she says, I don't even know how, Matt,
Speaker 2: And he says, well, you could just enjoy this carriage
Speaker 2: ride that I paid a lot of money for and
Speaker 2: just not be crying on it. Yeah, I thought we
Speaker 2: could make out or something. So he says, I'll I'll
Speaker 2: tell you what, Mama. He's doing that mama thing.
Speaker 1: Agin I don't know why he calls her mama. Does
Speaker 1: he know she's pregnant? Like, I don't get it.
Speaker 2: I don't know, or is it because she's a mother.
Speaker 2: And he does it with like a fake Hispanic accent.
Speaker 1: Well that's what I'm saying, like, mama, and you're like.
Speaker 2: Stop, stop, stop, I'm uncomfortable. So he pulls her wedding
Speaker 2: ring off her finger and she's like ouch, like it,
Speaker 2: pulls it off, then palms it in her hand and says,
Speaker 2: you just need to let go of the past. Mama,
Speaker 2: give me a chance, Mama. I know we could be
Speaker 2: happy together, Mama. And she's like, I just I'm reeling.
Speaker 2: I don't know what. I'm so confused. I've lived with
Speaker 2: Matt longer than I've lived with Gino was like, that
Speaker 2: can't be true.
Speaker 1: I bet it is. Well, maybe they were married.
Speaker 2: And then the last resort. Maybe she doesn't consider a
Speaker 2: last resort as living together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, because they had to live together
Speaker 1: for three months, you know, before they got married, and
Speaker 1: then maybe they only lived together three months after because
Speaker 1: they've been married nine months when they got separated. I
Speaker 1: don't listen, what is Its.
Speaker 2: Just not true because she's probably not for like four months.
Speaker 2: So maybe she was saying something else, but I watched
Speaker 2: the subtitles and I was very confused. So anyway, she says,
Speaker 2: we get along so well, but I can't fall for
Speaker 2: him while I'm mourning Geno. So I'm still gonna let
Speaker 2: him buy me nice things and we're gonna.
Speaker 1: Have his house bone later tonight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, of course I'm not dead, so they yeah,
Speaker 2: who knows. Yeah, I mean, oh my god, he's cringey.
Speaker 2: Matt is like, actually just as cringy as Gino, just
Speaker 2: in a different way.
Speaker 1: I'll take it. I'll take it. He's better to look at,
Speaker 1: he's better to look at, and I'll take it because
Speaker 1: Gina's cringey, and I like, let's look at my poop
Speaker 1: in the toilet kind of way, let me pee on
Speaker 1: you kind of way. Yeah, no, she peed on him. Well,
Speaker 1: who's to say he didn't be on her? And she
Speaker 1: like she likes it. She likes her knowing sexual She
Speaker 1: bought butt plugs, Matt.
Speaker 2: She runs the show, for sure, and that's what she likes.
Speaker 1: She really does like that.
Speaker 2: And Gino tries to run the show but then gets
Speaker 2: scared and puts his tail between his legs.
Speaker 1: So physically metaphorically, So next time on, all right, b
Speaker 1: and Jay. In my mind, I was like, Brandy and Julie,
Speaker 1: you know those are my friends, Brandon and Julia. Next
Speaker 1: time on, Brandon and Julia go to the parents' farm. No,
Speaker 1: Brandon and Julia and her parents go to the farm.
Speaker 1: Oh god, hope they cleaned up or put away that
Speaker 1: puppy mill or in the swing. Hope they don't try
Speaker 1: to put him in the hot tub. He's got to
Speaker 1: be naked. Only you can't have an ron like.
Speaker 2: I heard you guys are divorced. Like keep things spicy.
Speaker 1: Darcy asked Stacy and Florian to come to Bulgaria for
Speaker 1: the anniversary party slash Vals renewal wedding. Okay, and She's like,
Speaker 1: of course I'll be there ring let flow, which I
Speaker 1: love it. I love Stacy and Florian, I love a
Speaker 1: Florian in Bulgaria. I'm here for it. I'm excited. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm happy for Florian and Georgie to get together and
Speaker 1: talk shit about their wives, Jasmine and Matt on the
Speaker 1: Kara dride and she's crying with her wedding ring, so
Speaker 1: right where we left them. Gino says he's going to
Speaker 1: be sure Jasmine pays for what she's done, so he's
Speaker 1: going to try to get her deported. It doesn't work
Speaker 1: when she's still here. Lauren is saying, you know, this
Speaker 1: bullshit that Libby is saying could ruin a marriage. Where
Speaker 1: she's screaming out you wait shame. I've heard she's told
Speaker 1: me you body shame her, you know, and Laura's like,
Speaker 1: xnay on the body shame a like I like, you know,
Speaker 1: I said, Yara jumps in, Yora jumps in. What what
Speaker 1: does that?
Speaker 2: She jumps in the fight and she goes, you guys
Speaker 2: are all here for me? Why are you fighting?
Speaker 1: Okay? Thank you? Yar jumps in the pool, or jumps
Speaker 1: in the ocean. She jumps into a pile of boxes.
Speaker 1: She jumps in the fray and starts yelling at him.
Speaker 2: Jumps in one of those tiny dog bags and it was.
Speaker 1: Like brought one for a bigger dog. Yeah, because she's
Speaker 1: that was a topic of discussion about the I have
Speaker 1: ones for bigger dogs in my car. I was like,
Speaker 1: it's not really gonna help you.
Speaker 2: So embarrassing, and she's like, and the lady goes, these
Speaker 2: are winter styles and Y'a's like, yeah for cool weather,
Speaker 2: and she goes. The lady goes, but we live in Florida.
Speaker 2: The lady was like, not having it.
Speaker 1: But how about do you ever go on vacation? Do
Speaker 1: people go to the mountains? Yeah?
Speaker 2: People go with the Appalachian Trail in California.
Speaker 1: Uh. Kara asked Jermo, have you been fucking around? And
Speaker 1: he looks downtroden, which I don't think the answer is
Speaker 1: going to be yes. I think the answer is no.
Speaker 1: But I think they're going to be having this fight
Speaker 1: about the each accusing the other. I think she's saying,
Speaker 1: how would you feel if I said that to you?
Speaker 1: Know what I mean? I think it's going to be
Speaker 1: like that, like you accused me? But how does it
Speaker 1: feel to be accused?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Or why did that even enter your mind? Unless
Speaker 2: you've been cheating?
Speaker 1: And people said, you know, she's got only fans and
Speaker 1: maybe she was like texting with somebody on only fans,
Speaker 1: or maybe he initially got mad because she was on
Speaker 1: only fans, or maybe she got on only fans so
Speaker 1: they got divorced. But people were like, maybe that was
Speaker 1: that's part of his annoyance with the bachada and the
Speaker 1: sexy behavior, Like my wife and I don't want you
Speaker 1: doing that for other people. We're justlating, have no idea,
Speaker 1: We have no idea, but we'll find out. And they're
Speaker 1: just so beautiful that they need to get together and
Speaker 1: make another baby. I know. That's what I think everybody.
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Speaker 1: got a match me abroad there in Ireland. That's also
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Speaker 2: With you and Keisha, because that lady is starting to
Speaker 2: annoy me with her laughing at everything that's not funny.
Speaker 1: Who showing up? Oh oh Amber in Ireland.
Speaker 2: I didn't really notice it at the beginning, but then
Speaker 2: you guys kept talking about it, and now it's like, wow,
Speaker 2: she really does. She'll just be like I need a drink.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she screams and opens her mouth like ah, and
Speaker 1: you're like whoa, Like the whole village is going to
Speaker 1: like fall down in that mouth. Oh geez louriees. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: her name is Amber. We're getting bugged with her too.
Speaker 1: We're real annoyed with Monica and how she's got the
Speaker 1: two guys. Yeah, crying, always crying and making out everybody
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Speaker 1: A and E TV. It's a it's a bummer summer.
Speaker 1: It's it's a bummer, but we are we're trying to
Speaker 1: make it funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah you are.
Speaker 1: All we can do is make fun of doctor Jeff
Speaker 1: because yeah, he's the only thing funny on the show.
Speaker 1: That did Everybody and good look at Crime Colon Kimberly,
Speaker 1: thank you, Bye bye, Everybody