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<v Speaker 1>Hello, everybody, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for tuning in. We appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>And happy birthday. Happy say sixty birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, look, thank you for saying happy birthday. Please, for

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<v Speaker 1>the love of God, give me my last few years

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<v Speaker 1>in my fifties to me to savor.

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<v Speaker 3>Last few minutes more like, no, no, no, I am

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<v Speaker 3>not sixty yet old. Can you possibly be fifty nine

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<v Speaker 3>to four?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not fifty ninety.

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<v Speaker 2>How long are you gonna melt this thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Guys? Come on, it's hard enough as it is being

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<v Speaker 1>single at this age. Give me a break. You gotta push, you,

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<v Speaker 1>gotta like you gotta pump me up a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you look great for sixty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my sex, so nicest.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing I can say, Laura Caane. We are going to

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<v Speaker 2>get this rolling.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, yes, speak of the devil. How's your dating attempts going?

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to talk about that after because we have

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<v Speaker 2>so many people that need to talk to you. Oh boy,

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<v Speaker 2>oh on your on your special day. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>So Laura Kane, this is your.

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<v Speaker 1>Life and probably I bet each one of these people

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<v Speaker 1>do not want to do this because yeah, hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello is this is this to the caller that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm speaking.

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<v Speaker 4>It's sure. Happy birthday, Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Emily, Emily, oh my go oh. I

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<v Speaker 1>love you so much. Emily is like my sister. I

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<v Speaker 1>know this woman from top to bottom throughout.

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<v Speaker 5>You really you really do.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's a really graphic way to put.

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<v Speaker 6>It, but.

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<v Speaker 4>You really do.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the best. She's so talented. Her show, the

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<v Speaker 1>show Rock one O five three is like the number

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<v Speaker 1>one show in San Diego. Now, I'm so proud of you.

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<v Speaker 1>I am so grateful to have worked so long with you,

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<v Speaker 1>and so grateful you're still in my life.

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<v Speaker 4>Than you well, Laura, this isn't this isn't my birthday.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't need to tell good things about me. I

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<v Speaker 4>need to take the things about my amazing sister Laura Kane,

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<v Speaker 4>and how incredibly talented you are and how welcoming you

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<v Speaker 4>were the minute that I ever step foot.

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<v Speaker 7>In that studio.

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<v Speaker 4>Even though when I was on your show we talked

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<v Speaker 4>about you know, Daggers, Well, I I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was waving the green flag. I was jealous.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I had some some short appropriate cut offs on,

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<v Speaker 4>cut off and shorts.

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<v Speaker 1>On and big ass tatas big ass.

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<v Speaker 4>Tak tatas all those things. Really, you taught me so

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<v Speaker 4>much about radio and light and being a mama too,

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<v Speaker 4>your best mama ever.

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<v Speaker 1>I thank you so much for saying that means really

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<v Speaker 1>a lot to me, Emily so.

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<v Speaker 4>Much, I really mean it. And you're just the brightest

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<v Speaker 4>light in probably planet Earth, and everybody sees you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, thank you, and I love to seeing

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<v Speaker 1>you today.

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<v Speaker 4>I love seeing you today too. And I'm always just

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<v Speaker 4>like I glue, like like glue, I just want to

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<v Speaker 4>go over to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, same same. Well, thank you for being on

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast again. And the podcast it was like so

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<v Speaker 1>huge because everybody loves you so much. They thought you

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<v Speaker 1>were just the greatest thing in the world because you are.

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<v Speaker 1>You really are. You're a huge talent. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>that I think we may be sisters. And maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>were I was adopted out, you were adopted out something

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<v Speaker 1>or I was sure, actually I could probably bear mom.

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<v Speaker 2>You are sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you're not pregnant when I was like fourteen,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it could have been a moment.

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<v Speaker 4>Not sixty Eric.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 8>Emily.

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<v Speaker 4>You want to know why it's so inappropriate for you

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<v Speaker 4>to say that you're my mom.

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<v Speaker 9>Why my man.

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<v Speaker 4>Robert is the same age as you.

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<v Speaker 1>Daddy, Hi, Daddy.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually I've actually seen scenes like that before and

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's hot, but not in those situations.

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<v Speaker 1>Well tell Robert until sweet reedy, handsome reedy. Hello, And

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<v Speaker 1>I love you so much.

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<v Speaker 4>I will. I love you guys so much. Eric, you're

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<v Speaker 4>the best for calling me.

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<v Speaker 6>And I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you.

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<v Speaker 4>Emily, Bye bye bye.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so cool. I saw her today. We had this

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<v Speaker 1>big iHeart thing. And whenever Emily and I see each other,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so true. It's like glue. We immediately and we

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<v Speaker 1>just we just we like speak telepathically. We really do,

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<v Speaker 1>because we've been through a lot together.

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<v Speaker 9>Hello, Hello, Hie. Sorry we step out of this fancy

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<v Speaker 9>restaurant that I'm in. Just joking. Marla, Hi him, Marla.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I was just thinking about you today

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<v Speaker 1>because I was thinking we need to have Marla on

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast again, because you are so freaking funny. You're

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<v Speaker 1>so talented, You're so witty and so dry humor, and

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<v Speaker 1>I love it, and I think it's so funny when

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<v Speaker 1>we make Eric so uncomfortable, it's the greatest thing on

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<v Speaker 1>the planet to me.

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<v Speaker 9>Well, I'll be down again this summer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really okay, good? Yeah, will you come on with us?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course because you are a fan favorite.

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<v Speaker 9>Ah, thank you. Love being on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for calling for my birthday. And

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<v Speaker 1>tell Eric just stop telling him me I'm sixty. Tell

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<v Speaker 1>him to stop it.

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<v Speaker 9>So when is your actual birthday?

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday?

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<v Speaker 9>Saturday? Okay? Mine was May thirteenth, So I'm first, just

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<v Speaker 9>like I am an Eric slide?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a Gemini day?

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<v Speaker 9>Are you as I'm a Taurus?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh see my ex husband was a Taurus.

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<v Speaker 9>Uh oh, courst girls are better than tours I don't

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<v Speaker 9>know any tourist boys. Tourist girls are better. Okay, yes,

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<v Speaker 9>well you are you a Gemini?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm through and through? Okay, we're talking to personalities, two

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<v Speaker 1>different lives, like it's a freaking I'm a freak.

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<v Speaker 9>My grandma was a Gemini.

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<v Speaker 1>Was your fama a freak?

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<v Speaker 7>I think?

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<v Speaker 9>I mean she's six kids. I could drink and could

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<v Speaker 9>drink everyone under the table.

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<v Speaker 3>It used to be.

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<v Speaker 9>Well, happy birthday, Thank you, Marla.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so nice, beautiful, Thank you number one.

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<v Speaker 9>Definitely, I'll definitely come on the show. Yeah in the summer.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, excellent.

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<v Speaker 9>We'll be down a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you guys do some hot oil wrestling.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but we'll make you we'll make you more, will

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<v Speaker 1>make you uncomfortable and oh god, oh no.

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<v Speaker 9>For that. But I'll do some oil vleet night cream face.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh perfect, We'll do some facial treatments. Oh perfect. I

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<v Speaker 2>have some great new stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Yeah, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 9>Thanks mar La, You're welcome. Happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it. By you have bestie number one call.

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<v Speaker 3>So sweet, kind of condescending too. Oh don't worry, lord,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm having my best friend called to say hello.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, oh god, see this is getting I'm getting

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<v Speaker 1>a little it's getting a little nerve wracking. Now, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I just don't know this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, hello, yes, yes, this is this is a secret

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<v Speaker 2>caller that is calling for your birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Oh can you say hello, Laura, you.

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<v Speaker 10>Lived with me for a year.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Dommy Torry, Domy Tommy Dory. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to see you tomorrow. I'm so excited. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. Oh my god, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know how hard it is to get hold

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<v Speaker 1>of this man?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>No, yes, not at all, dude.

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<v Speaker 10>Not at all.

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<v Speaker 2>You're he is a gentleman. I love talking.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know the you almost put me in the grave.

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<v Speaker 1>I you don't do that again to us, Do not

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<v Speaker 1>do that again?

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 10>Okay, I mean I can't believe it. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 10>know you posted a lot back on February thirteenth, fourteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I took over the Jeff and jar A showground page.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm taking it over because this is important.

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<v Speaker 10>So many men is but thank you, but more importantly,

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<v Speaker 10>happy birthday. I remember when you were like twelve, and

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<v Speaker 10>now you're not.

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<v Speaker 1>How old am I don't say sixty or else You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get it too, because they keep saying I'm sixty

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not. You're not even sixty?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy? Do you hang up on top?

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<v Speaker 2>Is he there?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he's not?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you know what it got?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, there is there is, Tommy. You're not sixty yet.

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<v Speaker 10>Now you are fifty five? Yes, I'm still your emergency contact.

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<v Speaker 1>He is. He on every single medical document at every

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<v Speaker 1>single my mental, my physical, everything, Tommy Ceblon and his

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<v Speaker 1>number seven six seven one five pop up up up

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<v Speaker 1>up up buck. It's on every single form that ever

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<v Speaker 1>exists and always will be. Tommy.

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<v Speaker 10>I love you more and more people say they listen

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<v Speaker 10>to you guys in your podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, oh that's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you've got your big show and it's great

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<v Speaker 1>that you are still I mean, after all you've been

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<v Speaker 1>through these last couple of months, you were able to

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<v Speaker 1>like bust out some shows. I mean, are you feeling them?

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<v Speaker 6>Are you feeling I'm good?

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<v Speaker 10>I was never I just that one day, one day,

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<v Speaker 10>February thirteenth. February thirteenth, I went to work early in

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<v Speaker 10>the morning, three four or five am, and I felt great.

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<v Speaker 10>Around eleven am, That's when I got dizzy and it

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<v Speaker 10>broke out in a cold sweat. And then everything was

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<v Speaker 10>done for the day at KUSI and then I told everyone, hey,

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<v Speaker 10>I'm going to go outside to catch my breath. I

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<v Speaker 10>went outside and I felt worse, and then I said,

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<v Speaker 10>you know what, I'm two buildings down from Kaiser. I'm

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<v Speaker 10>going to drive myself to Kaiser. So I get in

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<v Speaker 10>the car, and when I get got in the car,

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<v Speaker 10>I felt worse. And then luckily a girl named Vanessa

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<v Speaker 10>came outside and that if I was okay, and I

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<v Speaker 10>remember saying, I don't know so she ends up driving

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<v Speaker 10>me to er and just like in the movies, I'm

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<v Speaker 10>laying there in er. Lights are on, about twenty people

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<v Speaker 10>all around me. They're hooking me up. I was never

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<v Speaker 10>in pain. And then I remember a voice to my

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<v Speaker 10>right saying, maybe he's bleeding. So without medication, they stick

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<v Speaker 1>But oh my.

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<v Speaker 10>Gosh, and everything's great and uh. And that Saturday when

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<v Speaker 10>what they go, You've got so many messages and and

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<v Speaker 10>you know, saying all that misinformation.

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<v Speaker 1>That's you know what I was. I was just I

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<v Speaker 1>and I immediately jumped on and I'm like, prayers, prayers, prayers, prayers, prayers, prayers, prayers,

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<v Speaker 10>But it worked. And more importantly, how with everyone? How's

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<v Speaker 1>Charlie is now married? Did you know that?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, he's married and they may or may not be

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<v Speaker 1>And I've been I've told him, I've told him a

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<v Speaker 1>numerous times. I will not be referred to as Glama.

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<v Speaker 1>I have just grandma, grandma, and that's it, not Glandma. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Evan is just finished her third year.

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<v Speaker 1>So she finished her third year at Fordham University and

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<v Speaker 1>subway to school, and she's amazing. I know she's kicking ass.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's coming home in June. So I'm really excited

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<v Speaker 1>to see her.

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<v Speaker 10>I remember when you brought her to work. She would

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<v Speaker 1>She'd bring her blank in her pillow and her little toys.

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<v Speaker 1>She'd love being in your studio with you. It was

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<v Speaker 1>her favorite thing. On miss you, Tommy, I miss h

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<v Speaker 1>So I missed the whole thing. I miss everything.

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<v Speaker 10>But we're finding all these lost episodes, and so maybe

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<v Speaker 10>more and more of those Jeff and Jerre era episodes

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<v Speaker 10>will be released. I know we just released one, and

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<v Speaker 10>which one?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, the one, oh yes, the one you sent me?

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<v Speaker 9>Yes?

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<v Speaker 6>More and more of those will pop up, you know what.

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<v Speaker 1>I think people need those right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Really for sure?

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<v Speaker 10>What about Eric?

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<v Speaker 7>Eric?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 8>How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so glad you're doing better.

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<v Speaker 6>Tommy, I'm good, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you lose a bunch of weight too, dude? You

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<v Speaker 1>look great?

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<v Speaker 10>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>You really did? I mean, is it because you've been sick?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it must be the hospital thing. But but

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, if there's one good thing that came

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<v Speaker 1>out of it, you look amazing.

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<v Speaker 10>Thank you, thank you, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to see you tomorrow. No, you're not sick anymore, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Are we good? Now? Are we there?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 10>No, there is one more. There is a part B,

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<v Speaker 10>and I'll be real quick because of what happened on

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<v Speaker 10>February thirteenth. I did an MRI and when the results

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<v Speaker 10>came back, they said, hey, Tommy, you know, we patched

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<v Speaker 10>you up and it looks good, but we found a mass.

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<v Speaker 10>So they did a biopsy on the mass and it

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<v Speaker 10>was cancers on top of my left kidney, but it

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<v Speaker 10>wasn't next anything.

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<v Speaker 8>So it was an.

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<v Speaker 10>Ideal location to go in and stick me with the

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<v Speaker 10>needle and freeze it and kill it.

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<v Speaker 8>Off like that.

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<v Speaker 10>And that's what I did last Thursday. They knocked me

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<v Speaker 10>out at seven point thirty. I woke up at nine

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<v Speaker 10>and that's all I remember. But they stuck me with

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<v Speaker 10>the needle and froze the mass out of there. And

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<v Speaker 10>that was the part B.

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<v Speaker 1>So they did that laparoscopically.

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<v Speaker 10>Whatever it is. They stuck me with a needle out.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>They were God, no more sickness. Tom I'm telling you something.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't exist in this world, I don't exist.

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<v Speaker 1>So I need you, We need you, city needs you.

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<v Speaker 1>San Diego need you. The world needs you. And I

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<v Speaker 1>love you and I can't wait to see you tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, see you tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, bye, I love you by Oh my god. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this man. Since he's been I've been trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>a hold of him to talk to him actually on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. We've been texting, texting, text he has because

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<v Speaker 1>he has so many people in his life, so many

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<v Speaker 1>people that he talks to that like I'm I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>not thought I'm at the bottom of the list. But

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<v Speaker 1>he knows that I'm always going to be here, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>But I haven't actually physically talked to him since he

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<v Speaker 1>went was in a coma with a breathing tube when

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<v Speaker 1>I got the phone call that he was bleeding to death,

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<v Speaker 1>like it was horrible. So this is just a miracle

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<v Speaker 1>that he is.

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<v Speaker 2>He is.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I can't wait to seem tomorrow. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>this is so fun. It's just anybody else. Yes, you've

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<v Speaker 1>got to get if you're if you're gonna call my mom,

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<v Speaker 1>you better call her out because she's gonna about to

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<v Speaker 1>go out and have her drinking siggy and do her

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<v Speaker 1>crosswords or her scratchers. I'm not kidding. And she takes

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<v Speaker 1>it very seriously. Yes, so if that's who you're calling.

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<v Speaker 1>And she hates being on the radio, which she's always

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<v Speaker 1>so fun me And I told her, I go, mom,

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<v Speaker 1>do you love me? Because if you love me, you'd

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<v Speaker 1>be happy to do this because this is part of

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<v Speaker 1>what I do. And you made me.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello, hello, Eric, Hey, say hello to the birthday girl.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello, birthday girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey. I just got off the phone with Dommy.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh how he doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, he's doing fine now, but my god.

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<v Speaker 6>What a scare right, Yeah, that cancer thing. Was like,

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<v Speaker 6>hasn't he gone through enough already?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but I think he's in the clear now.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, he was just telling us about the whole thing. Randy, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So Emily called and all my you guys are my family.

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<v Speaker 1>We've spent such intimate time together for twenty seven years,

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<v Speaker 1>for five hours a day in the same room, intently

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<v Speaker 1>with each other, more than we did with our families.

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<v Speaker 6>Really, Yeah, and shared a lot of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're so important to me and I'm hoping that

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<v Speaker 1>you are doing well and your beautiful daughter and your

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful wife and everything is okay. Is everything okay?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Yeah, we're we're we're doing good.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm glad. Are you going to come on the park?

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<v Speaker 1>We have been having people that have been requesting you

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<v Speaker 1>to come on? Can you come on? Sometimes?

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<v Speaker 6>What one person?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 8>Eric?

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<v Speaker 2>It was Eric, Well guilty, Oh seriously, I love making

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<v Speaker 2>Randy laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I swear to god. There have been many many

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<v Speaker 1>requests for Randy. But one time he couldn't come because

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't he was didn't want to be compromised because

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't want to get his family sick. So let's

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<v Speaker 1>plan maybe in the future that you can be on

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<v Speaker 1>our podcast. You think that can be a possibility.

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<v Speaker 6>I would love to. The The tricky part is is

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<v Speaker 6>that with our daughter Sophia, you know, with her red

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<v Speaker 6>syndrome that she has, it requires that were most of

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<v Speaker 6>the time both of us have to be there to

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<v Speaker 6>catch things. Oh you know, I won't get into it,

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<v Speaker 6>but that's that's the tricky part. Really well, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 6>would I would love to. I would love to.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it something that well, I don't know if it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's appropriate for like a whole family to come to

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<v Speaker 1>my house actually because we have two dogs. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>be a mess. It would probably be a mess.

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<v Speaker 6>Would be.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Sophia is used to, you know, certain surroundings.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, so and she like these surroundings at all.

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<v Speaker 2>The main the main part is that Randy is here

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<v Speaker 2>engaging on your sixtieth, your big day.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you tell him to stop? I'm not sixty, Randy.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, Ray, I want to speaking of speaking

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<v Speaker 6>of your age, I want to ask you two two things.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, oh god, what.

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<v Speaker 6>Please have you gotten? Have you got taken advantage of

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<v Speaker 6>your senior coffee yet?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>When your coffee?

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<v Speaker 1>When do you get to take advantage of that? What age?

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<v Speaker 6>I think you're there?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I am, that's amazing. Oh my god, I'm so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate Okay, Randy, you know that sounds bomp bom bom.

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<v Speaker 1>You just that's in my head right now because the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that I know that I have an a I

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<v Speaker 1>have an ar P card. Okay, so there's that.

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<v Speaker 6>My second question.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, yes I did get that. But here's the

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<v Speaker 1>thing with the AARP card that I discovered. As much

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<v Speaker 1>as I hate having it in my wallet. It saved

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<v Speaker 1>me a ship ton when I rented a card in Portland.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the one thing. Oh my god, Randy, how did

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<v Speaker 1>we get old? I didn't. I don't like it. I

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<v Speaker 6>You know what the real realization for me was. But

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<v Speaker 6>in the mail, oh god, I get I get mail

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<v Speaker 6>from funeral homes.

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<v Speaker 1>Too happened to me yet? That has not happened to

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<v Speaker 1>me yet. Okay, all for Laura, it's coming. Oh, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, thanks for this birthday.

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<v Speaker 6>Will I want to think about that's the.

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<v Speaker 1>Worst thing ever. Oh my god. Well, anyway, Eric knows

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<v Speaker 1>my funeral plans anyway, And you know what, I have

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<v Speaker 1>no nothing to leave anybody. And there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>crap to go through, that's all I know. So I'm

436
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<v Speaker 1>just gonna have to go through a lot of my crap.

437
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<v Speaker 2>Oh god. Yeah, A bunch of a bunch of dresses

438
00:22:31.680 --> 00:22:38.720
<v Speaker 2>with the tags still on them, yeah, Randy, dog dog

439
00:22:38.839 --> 00:22:41.559
<v Speaker 2>toys and underwear with the elastic shot.

440
00:22:41.240 --> 00:22:46.359
<v Speaker 1>Out, sorts of horrible things. Oh, Randy. I love you

441
00:22:46.519 --> 00:22:48.880
<v Speaker 1>and I will always love you, and I think about

442
00:22:48.880 --> 00:22:52.359
<v Speaker 1>you often, very often, and I wish the best for

443
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<v Speaker 1>you and your family and your daughter, and I hope

444
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<v Speaker 1>that that you have things under control, and that I'm

445
00:22:58.640 --> 00:23:01.279
<v Speaker 1>so happy that you and Debbie are still such a

446
00:23:01.319 --> 00:23:03.880
<v Speaker 1>strong partnership makes me so well.

447
00:23:04.920 --> 00:23:07.359
<v Speaker 6>It makes me happy that you know, you guys are

448
00:23:07.400 --> 00:23:11.160
<v Speaker 6>all my second family, you know, you and Eric included,

449
00:23:11.279 --> 00:23:14.720
<v Speaker 6>and and I think about you guys all the time,

450
00:23:15.240 --> 00:23:19.720
<v Speaker 6>and and I follow your you know, your podcast, your

451
00:23:19.759 --> 00:23:23.519
<v Speaker 6>postings on Facebook, everything. So in a sense, even though

452
00:23:23.559 --> 00:23:25.839
<v Speaker 6>I'm not seeing you as much as we used to

453
00:23:25.880 --> 00:23:29.319
<v Speaker 6>be together, you know, in a in a way, it's

454
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<v Speaker 6>how we, you know, know how things are going in

455
00:23:32.079 --> 00:23:34.519
<v Speaker 6>our life, you know. And from what I can see

456
00:23:35.000 --> 00:23:39.799
<v Speaker 6>with Charlie and with Evan, you know, those guys, it

457
00:23:39.839 --> 00:23:43.559
<v Speaker 6>amazes me how grown up they are, I know, and

458
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<v Speaker 6>they're your I know this sounds corny and like a

459
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<v Speaker 6>Hallmark card, but they're your biggest success. And I can

460
00:23:53.279 --> 00:23:59.480
<v Speaker 6>see that you know, you've done amazingly, you know, raising them,

461
00:23:59.480 --> 00:24:02.480
<v Speaker 6>because that's where they are now, wouldn't have been possible

462
00:24:02.519 --> 00:24:05.599
<v Speaker 6>without you know you and and a solid you know,

463
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<v Speaker 6>family foundation, and that's what she gave them and continue

464
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<v Speaker 6>to so, you know, I I think, I every time

465
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<v Speaker 6>I see something from you know, Evan or or Charlie,

466
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<v Speaker 6>you know, I just I know that that it just

467
00:24:23.279 --> 00:24:26.720
<v Speaker 6>makes me feel good, you know that that, you know,

468
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<v Speaker 6>I I that's one thing I strived to do, is

469
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<v Speaker 6>don't I want to be a good father to Sophia,

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<v Speaker 6>And I hope I'm doing that. I feel like I am,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, And even though there are you know, challenges,

472
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<v Speaker 6>you know, I don't really think about it that much,

473
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<v Speaker 6>you know, because you know, she's you know, really thriving,

474
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<v Speaker 6>you know. So I'm I'm thankful for what she can

475
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<v Speaker 6>do and and you know, we'll just you know, continue

476
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<v Speaker 6>to you know, pray for and and make sure all

477
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<v Speaker 6>our needs are meant and the lovers.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, and as you know, God has given you

479
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<v Speaker 1>these challenges for a reason. You may not know what

480
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<v Speaker 1>it is yet, but maybe it is to help others

481
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<v Speaker 1>with similar situations go through.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I have faith, you know, I'm never going to

483
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<v Speaker 6>lose it, you know. So you just have to have

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<v Speaker 6>faith that things are going to work out and they will,

485
00:25:18.799 --> 00:25:21.720
<v Speaker 6>you know, and challenges are just maybe a way to

486
00:25:21.839 --> 00:25:25.240
<v Speaker 6>kind of season us, you know, and then to you know,

487
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<v Speaker 6>get us through and knowing that we'll get through it,

488
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<v Speaker 6>you know.

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<v Speaker 1>So, Randy, did you watch the video of Eric's joke

490
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<v Speaker 1>that got a one point four million views. If you didn't,

491
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<v Speaker 1>then let let me have you tell He'll tell you

492
00:25:43.000 --> 00:25:45.640
<v Speaker 1>the joke. Here we go. Okay, this is what got

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<v Speaker 1>us one point for million views, this.

494
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<v Speaker 6>Joke, Randy, and you love jokes.

495
00:25:53.240 --> 00:25:56.440
<v Speaker 1>And I didn't react like I hated it right, And

496
00:25:56.519 --> 00:25:59.480
<v Speaker 1>everybody was commenting, Oh, she's such a Karen, she's a

497
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<v Speaker 1>wet blank it. She needs to get laid because I

498
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<v Speaker 1>didn't want I didn't laugh. Okay, Eric, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Did you hear about the guynecologist in New York

500
00:26:13.000 --> 00:26:21.640
<v Speaker 2>who is in such demand and he's so successful and

501
00:26:22.000 --> 00:26:29.799
<v Speaker 2>he cannot hear he's deaf. Do you want to know

502
00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:31.119
<v Speaker 2>why he's so successful?

503
00:26:32.440 --> 00:26:32.680
<v Speaker 6>Why?

504
00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:35.079
<v Speaker 2>Because he's a really good lip reader?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Randy, don't laugh at that. Oh my god,

506
00:26:43.319 --> 00:26:59.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, oh my god. Okay, dude, and used

507
00:26:59.079 --> 00:27:08.359
<v Speaker 1>to laugh. It's oh, Randy, that laugh is my birthday present.

508
00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:16.039
<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much. Oh my god, I love you

509
00:27:16.119 --> 00:27:28.839
<v Speaker 1>so much, rand Oh Randy, by Randy, by I Randy?

510
00:27:28.960 --> 00:27:30.000
<v Speaker 1>Is that laugh?

511
00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:31.440
<v Speaker 9>Oh god?

512
00:27:31.519 --> 00:27:34.039
<v Speaker 1>That laugh is just if you could bottle that up

513
00:27:34.240 --> 00:27:36.720
<v Speaker 1>on a bad day, you could bust that out and

514
00:27:36.759 --> 00:27:40.319
<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't have a bad day. Never Oh my gosh, Okay,

515
00:27:40.440 --> 00:27:49.160
<v Speaker 1>is this like cavalcadeo? Oh no, oh my god, oh jeez,

516
00:27:50.359 --> 00:27:52.720
<v Speaker 1>what I'm hearing like these guys, I'm like, what guys

517
00:27:52.720 --> 00:28:02.160
<v Speaker 1>would be calling me? But hello, Hello, Hello, hellomy. Oh

518
00:28:02.160 --> 00:28:04.920
<v Speaker 1>my gosh. It's so funny because I was telling Eric

519
00:28:05.000 --> 00:28:08.079
<v Speaker 1>and Brian. I'm like, because Eric's been calling a bunch

520
00:28:08.119 --> 00:28:11.400
<v Speaker 1>of people to wish like from my life, and I'm like,

521
00:28:11.480 --> 00:28:13.160
<v Speaker 1>I know my mom is gonna call. I know, but

522
00:28:13.880 --> 00:28:16.160
<v Speaker 1>we got to get her before she gets out into

523
00:28:16.240 --> 00:28:22.400
<v Speaker 1>the patio. Time is coming up, like right now, right? Yes,

524
00:28:23.200 --> 00:28:25.079
<v Speaker 1>have we eaten into your patio time?

525
00:28:26.000 --> 00:28:28.039
<v Speaker 7>Well, I'm on here. I just started.

526
00:28:29.359 --> 00:28:31.960
<v Speaker 2>Right under the wire, Mary.

527
00:28:32.279 --> 00:28:34.200
<v Speaker 7>I just started my crossword puzzle.

528
00:28:34.359 --> 00:28:35.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh good, oh boy?

529
00:28:35.799 --> 00:28:38.440
<v Speaker 1>Yes, do we have your martini can?

530
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<v Speaker 7>Yes?

531
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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Perfect?

532
00:28:40.759 --> 00:28:46.440
<v Speaker 7>And with my green yes and the sick yes.

533
00:28:46.119 --> 00:28:49.519
<v Speaker 1>Okay, good, We're good to go. I know you're in heaven.

534
00:28:50.519 --> 00:28:51.079
<v Speaker 7>I am here.

535
00:28:51.319 --> 00:28:51.920
<v Speaker 8>It's my hand.

536
00:28:51.920 --> 00:28:54.119
<v Speaker 1>Then, Mom, thank you for giving birth to me. I

537
00:28:54.160 --> 00:28:56.680
<v Speaker 1>appreciate it. I know I was a difficult birth.

538
00:28:57.640 --> 00:29:00.839
<v Speaker 7>A very difficult birth. Well it's just a long time.

539
00:29:00.920 --> 00:29:05.279
<v Speaker 7>But then when you did appear, you stop raising. They

540
00:29:05.319 --> 00:29:07.440
<v Speaker 7>had to give you mouth to mouth and then they

541
00:29:07.440 --> 00:29:10.319
<v Speaker 7>put you on oxygen and then they sent you they

542
00:29:10.839 --> 00:29:14.160
<v Speaker 7>took X rays and they said your lungs were developed

543
00:29:14.160 --> 00:29:16.480
<v Speaker 7>and you may never be able to play as a child.

544
00:29:17.160 --> 00:29:20.480
<v Speaker 7>And they took you over to Tears eleven an hospital

545
00:29:20.519 --> 00:29:22.400
<v Speaker 7>and we had to visit you every day down there,

546
00:29:23.240 --> 00:29:26.039
<v Speaker 7>and after four days you came home. You're perfectly fine.

547
00:29:26.559 --> 00:29:27.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

548
00:29:28.799 --> 00:29:32.880
<v Speaker 7>I know, I know you. It isn't where you are

549
00:29:32.920 --> 00:29:34.440
<v Speaker 7>a miracle, that's what you are.

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00:29:37.400 --> 00:29:41.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm just kidding about to die right now. Oh gosh, Mom,

551
00:29:42.240 --> 00:29:46.839
<v Speaker 1>I can't even tell you how much I love you.

552
00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:51.480
<v Speaker 1>It's endless, it is, it is you are. I was

553
00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:55.759
<v Speaker 1>so blessed. God must love me to place me in

554
00:29:55.799 --> 00:29:56.240
<v Speaker 1>your arm.

555
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<v Speaker 7>Well you've been the joy in my life.

556
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<v Speaker 1>Not the whole time.

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00:30:03.160 --> 00:30:06.359
<v Speaker 7>Well, I mean there were blips in there.

558
00:30:06.720 --> 00:30:10.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when I threw a rock at the window, and

559
00:30:10.400 --> 00:30:11.720
<v Speaker 1>when I used to sneak out.

560
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<v Speaker 7>Bro and yeah, I made a little in the window.

561
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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I was so mad. I threw a rock at

562
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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen window.

563
00:30:19.920 --> 00:30:23.119
<v Speaker 7>You can't believe how she would pout, and oh my.

564
00:30:23.000 --> 00:30:27.400
<v Speaker 2>God, oh goodness, oh my gosh.

565
00:30:31.240 --> 00:30:33.160
<v Speaker 1>I would go in the closet pout.

566
00:30:35.160 --> 00:30:37.200
<v Speaker 2>Did you ever just want to lock her in there? Mary?

567
00:30:38.200 --> 00:30:41.160
<v Speaker 7>I found her in the empty spa one time. She

568
00:30:41.359 --> 00:30:43.640
<v Speaker 7>was pouting in there dark.

569
00:30:43.839 --> 00:30:47.359
<v Speaker 1>We had the water and hidden.

570
00:30:47.839 --> 00:30:50.960
<v Speaker 7>I fot her out there. I mean, oh my gosh.

571
00:30:50.440 --> 00:30:52.519
<v Speaker 1>I ran away when I was How old was I?

572
00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:54.640
<v Speaker 1>When I put on your night gown and ran away

573
00:30:54.839 --> 00:30:57.119
<v Speaker 1>with the shopping your three?

574
00:30:57.480 --> 00:30:58.279
<v Speaker 2>Oh boy?

575
00:30:58.920 --> 00:31:01.119
<v Speaker 7>Then you went down the alright boy, two hundred foot

576
00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:04.839
<v Speaker 7>driveway around the corner. You were heading towards for double road.

577
00:31:06.119 --> 00:31:09.559
<v Speaker 2>Oh Mary, she sounds like a real challenge.

578
00:31:10.160 --> 00:31:13.440
<v Speaker 7>I think it was Jimmy Good Jimmy Canfield found you

579
00:31:13.480 --> 00:31:14.319
<v Speaker 7>and brought you back.

580
00:31:14.599 --> 00:31:15.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh boy.

581
00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:19.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Mom, I'm sorry to put you through such hell,

582
00:31:20.400 --> 00:31:21.079
<v Speaker 1>but thank you.

583
00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:24.759
<v Speaker 7>Oh that's fine. I love you, and.

584
00:31:25.079 --> 00:31:26.720
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what you bought me for my birthday.

585
00:31:27.319 --> 00:31:30.559
<v Speaker 7>Okay, very good. I'm gonna ask you.

586
00:31:31.039 --> 00:31:33.640
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, I handled it.

587
00:31:33.759 --> 00:31:35.000
<v Speaker 6>Okay, very good, Mom.

588
00:31:35.119 --> 00:31:37.039
<v Speaker 2>Aren't you glad? I didn't give you any grief?

589
00:31:38.119 --> 00:31:42.400
<v Speaker 7>Yes, you were the perfect angel, but you gave him

590
00:31:42.400 --> 00:31:43.119
<v Speaker 7>away at birth.

591
00:31:43.279 --> 00:31:44.440
<v Speaker 1>That's the only thing I know.

592
00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:47.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, because she knew I could make it on my own.

593
00:31:50.920 --> 00:31:52.720
<v Speaker 1>She knew you'd bring joy to another family.

594
00:31:52.920 --> 00:31:55.039
<v Speaker 7>That's yes.

595
00:31:55.680 --> 00:31:57.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh Mom, I love you, Thank you.

596
00:31:57.759 --> 00:31:58.559
<v Speaker 7>I love you too.

597
00:31:59.200 --> 00:31:59.759
<v Speaker 2>I love you.

598
00:32:01.240 --> 00:32:03.720
<v Speaker 7>I love you, air my little Eric.

599
00:32:04.119 --> 00:32:05.920
<v Speaker 1>I know how much you love being on the podcast.

600
00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:09.640
<v Speaker 1>You love, I said, I know how much you love

601
00:32:09.720 --> 00:32:10.559
<v Speaker 1>being on the podcast.

602
00:32:12.519 --> 00:32:14.839
<v Speaker 2>This means a lot to thank you for appeasing us.

603
00:32:15.079 --> 00:32:19.279
<v Speaker 7>Thank you, Mama, Okay, anytime, love you, I love you,

604
00:32:19.440 --> 00:32:21.000
<v Speaker 7>Love you guys, my mom.

605
00:32:21.279 --> 00:32:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Bye bye, thank you.

606
00:32:24.839 --> 00:32:25.559
<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm not done.

607
00:32:25.680 --> 00:32:30.720
<v Speaker 1>Wait wait wait wait I can't take much more. What

608
00:32:30.920 --> 00:32:33.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, who could possibly be next?

609
00:32:33.240 --> 00:32:34.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh there's more?

610
00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:35.279
<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, wait.

611
00:32:36.200 --> 00:32:36.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

612
00:32:37.839 --> 00:32:39.880
<v Speaker 1>My armpits are sweating like I'm getting scared.

613
00:32:41.000 --> 00:32:41.359
<v Speaker 6>Hello.

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00:32:42.440 --> 00:32:56.960
<v Speaker 1>Hello, I'm the only one that calls her Jenny. She's

615
00:32:57.039 --> 00:33:00.759
<v Speaker 1>Jennifer now because she's professional. She was always professional. My

616
00:33:00.839 --> 00:33:04.559
<v Speaker 1>name is Jennifer, our Jen.

617
00:33:06.200 --> 00:33:07.200
<v Speaker 5>Nobody calls me gen.

618
00:33:07.519 --> 00:33:11.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Laura, I get with it.

619
00:33:11.680 --> 00:33:13.519
<v Speaker 7>She calls me jelly bean.

620
00:33:14.440 --> 00:33:21.680
<v Speaker 1>Jenjen, jelly bean. We have lots of like funny like

621
00:33:21.720 --> 00:33:23.480
<v Speaker 1>from when we grow because we all shared a room.

622
00:33:23.519 --> 00:33:25.440
<v Speaker 1>My brother, sister and I all shared a room when

623
00:33:25.480 --> 00:33:29.119
<v Speaker 1>we grew up, and my sister was the one who

624
00:33:29.240 --> 00:33:33.400
<v Speaker 1>was the throw up one O. My bed was right

625
00:33:33.440 --> 00:33:34.319
<v Speaker 1>next to Jenny's.

626
00:33:34.640 --> 00:33:38.359
<v Speaker 7>I'm sorry. Laura is very sensitive to bar it's your fault,

627
00:33:38.440 --> 00:33:40.319
<v Speaker 7>people are okay.

628
00:33:39.880 --> 00:33:43.559
<v Speaker 1>It's your fault. I have this paranoia because you were

629
00:33:43.599 --> 00:33:45.599
<v Speaker 1>so gross about.

630
00:33:45.519 --> 00:33:46.880
<v Speaker 5>Laura an thing I don't know.

631
00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:49.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's fantastic when it's right next to

632
00:33:49.920 --> 00:33:50.400
<v Speaker 2>my head.

633
00:33:50.440 --> 00:33:53.440
<v Speaker 1>Because our beds were like two feet one foot apart.

634
00:33:54.119 --> 00:33:58.079
<v Speaker 5>I had a separation of like one like desk.

635
00:33:58.519 --> 00:34:01.880
<v Speaker 7>No, not even that, what was it?

636
00:34:01.880 --> 00:34:03.640
<v Speaker 1>It was like a like an arm.

637
00:34:03.839 --> 00:34:08.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's so funny.

638
00:34:09.119 --> 00:34:16.039
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, thinks you're made on the podcast high podcast people. Hi, Jennifer,

639
00:34:16.239 --> 00:34:18.400
<v Speaker 1>congratulations to David. He just made it.

640
00:34:19.239 --> 00:34:21.480
<v Speaker 5>Eric, what you don't have to call me Jennifer?

641
00:34:21.599 --> 00:34:21.800
<v Speaker 8>Eric?

642
00:34:21.880 --> 00:34:22.639
<v Speaker 2>What can I call you?

643
00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:25.800
<v Speaker 6>Can I call you Jenny?

644
00:34:25.840 --> 00:34:28.599
<v Speaker 2>I know I always call her Jenny. I can't stop now. Yeah,

645
00:34:28.800 --> 00:34:31.000
<v Speaker 2>you are from another mister.

646
00:34:32.280 --> 00:34:34.320
<v Speaker 5>I think you're my fighting brother from another mother.

647
00:34:34.440 --> 00:34:37.079
<v Speaker 2>That's right, my ginger head.

648
00:34:38.639 --> 00:34:41.559
<v Speaker 1>I said to my pot, I said, Mom, I think

649
00:34:41.639 --> 00:34:45.119
<v Speaker 1>you gave it up Eric when you had Eric first

650
00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:48.719
<v Speaker 1>and gave him up for adoption and then had met Eric.

651
00:34:49.039 --> 00:34:49.960
<v Speaker 5>How old are you Eric?

652
00:34:50.000 --> 00:34:53.440
<v Speaker 1>He's a year older than me, sixty one. He's not.

653
00:34:56.679 --> 00:34:57.480
<v Speaker 5>I know you're not.

654
00:34:57.679 --> 00:34:58.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm fifty eight.

655
00:35:00.800 --> 00:35:03.440
<v Speaker 1>They keep sitting like Brian and Eric keep saying, oh,

656
00:35:03.480 --> 00:35:05.599
<v Speaker 1>your sixtieth birthday, and I'm going to kill him. I'm

657
00:35:05.599 --> 00:35:07.800
<v Speaker 1>going to kill him. I'm like, no, let me be

658
00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:08.840
<v Speaker 1>in my fifties.

659
00:35:09.840 --> 00:35:13.760
<v Speaker 5>For sixty Yeah, not you too.

660
00:35:16.920 --> 00:35:18.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I love you, Jenny.

661
00:35:19.679 --> 00:35:20.159
<v Speaker 7>I love you.

662
00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:24.239
<v Speaker 5>Do you still want a Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

663
00:35:24.960 --> 00:35:25.199
<v Speaker 7>Hell?

664
00:35:26.000 --> 00:35:26.199
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

665
00:35:26.519 --> 00:35:28.119
<v Speaker 5>Action figure for your birthday?

666
00:35:28.199 --> 00:35:30.440
<v Speaker 1>Please? If it's not too expensive on eBay?

667
00:35:30.519 --> 00:35:31.280
<v Speaker 9>I try.

668
00:35:32.320 --> 00:35:34.800
<v Speaker 5>I don't know. On Abay, I think, yes, that's what

669
00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:35.519
<v Speaker 5>I want it.

670
00:35:35.599 --> 00:35:37.519
<v Speaker 1>That's the only thing I want. That's okay, I'll wait.

671
00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:38.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm a patient person.

672
00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:41.280
<v Speaker 5>I saw that, and I'm like, this is our childhood.

673
00:35:41.679 --> 00:35:43.800
<v Speaker 1>I need it. Oh my god, I need it.

674
00:35:44.519 --> 00:35:46.639
<v Speaker 5>Thank you, Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

675
00:35:46.840 --> 00:35:49.679
<v Speaker 2>You could probably find it on we have these, but

676
00:35:50.039 --> 00:35:52.519
<v Speaker 2>I said you could probably find it on We love.

677
00:35:52.400 --> 00:35:55.360
<v Speaker 1>This movie so much eBay for sure. They made these

678
00:35:55.400 --> 00:35:58.280
<v Speaker 1>figurines of the Aliens and they were made out of

679
00:35:58.360 --> 00:36:00.400
<v Speaker 1>rubber and you could like twist them in and make

680
00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:03.400
<v Speaker 1>them into different shapes and stuff. And I had it

681
00:36:03.440 --> 00:36:05.719
<v Speaker 1>and I loved it, and I lost it. And she

682
00:36:05.920 --> 00:36:08.000
<v Speaker 1>found one on eBay that is still in the.

683
00:36:07.960 --> 00:36:10.639
<v Speaker 5>Package, and I'm like, we have to get one.

684
00:36:11.039 --> 00:36:13.039
<v Speaker 1>Get it please. I want it so bad.

685
00:36:13.079 --> 00:36:15.360
<v Speaker 5>I will. I'm gonna try.

686
00:36:15.480 --> 00:36:18.559
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Jenny, I'm thank you. I appreciate it, all right.

687
00:36:18.639 --> 00:36:19.840
<v Speaker 5>When am I going to see you again?

688
00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:22.840
<v Speaker 1>Well, because Evan's coming home, so we'll come up and

689
00:36:22.840 --> 00:36:26.239
<v Speaker 1>see you in early June. Yeah, early June.

690
00:36:26.440 --> 00:36:28.760
<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay, all right, but I get my asking gear

691
00:36:28.800 --> 00:36:29.559
<v Speaker 5>and get this thing.

692
00:36:29.719 --> 00:36:34.039
<v Speaker 1>Get on eBay right now, girl, I am orders. Okay,

693
00:36:34.159 --> 00:36:34.599
<v Speaker 1>I love you.

694
00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:38.039
<v Speaker 5>Happy birthday?

695
00:36:38.039 --> 00:36:41.039
<v Speaker 1>By love you?

696
00:36:41.239 --> 00:36:45.039
<v Speaker 7>Bye bye bye bye bye.

697
00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:47.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Okay, we can't take much work because

698
00:36:47.760 --> 00:36:48.760
<v Speaker 1>Brian has to get out of here.

699
00:36:48.800 --> 00:36:50.559
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm not I'm almost done.

700
00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:54.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you can't call Stacy. What don't call Stacy? I'm

701
00:36:54.920 --> 00:37:03.440
<v Speaker 1>not okay, okay, there's she has I know? Okay, thank you? Oh,

702
00:37:03.480 --> 00:37:04.119
<v Speaker 1>don't get me wrong?

703
00:37:04.199 --> 00:37:04.880
<v Speaker 7>Hello?

704
00:37:05.840 --> 00:37:10.760
<v Speaker 2>Hello? Okay, Pop? How are you up? I'm good?

705
00:37:11.280 --> 00:37:12.639
<v Speaker 1>Hello? Wait? Hello?

706
00:37:13.519 --> 00:37:15.519
<v Speaker 7>Oh my god? Is this the birthday girl?

707
00:37:16.880 --> 00:37:17.119
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

708
00:37:18.159 --> 00:37:20.360
<v Speaker 6>How are you am? I?

709
00:37:20.480 --> 00:37:24.199
<v Speaker 9>Am I a mystery guest here too with happy person.

710
00:37:25.639 --> 00:37:28.079
<v Speaker 1>Yes, you're totally a mystery guest.

711
00:37:30.159 --> 00:37:36.039
<v Speaker 9>Well, I'm a huge fan from afar. But yeah, are you?

712
00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:42.440
<v Speaker 1>Are you? Are you number three? Are you? Are you possibly?

713
00:37:42.559 --> 00:37:44.239
<v Speaker 1>Number three? You?

714
00:37:44.400 --> 00:37:47.320
<v Speaker 9>Ask hi?

715
00:37:47.480 --> 00:37:47.880
<v Speaker 3>Karen?

716
00:37:48.039 --> 00:37:48.719
<v Speaker 1>Thank you?

717
00:37:49.719 --> 00:37:50.280
<v Speaker 2>How are you?

718
00:37:50.840 --> 00:37:53.679
<v Speaker 1>You're so sweet? Oh? My god? You you should? You

719
00:37:53.719 --> 00:37:56.880
<v Speaker 1>know what you're number two? I'll be number three, No

720
00:37:56.960 --> 00:37:58.159
<v Speaker 1>because what.

721
00:37:58.400 --> 00:38:01.480
<v Speaker 9>You says or something like that, like you know, we're

722
00:38:01.559 --> 00:38:02.280
<v Speaker 9>just all My.

723
00:38:02.360 --> 00:38:03.519
<v Speaker 2>Angels are number one.

724
00:38:03.639 --> 00:38:03.800
<v Speaker 10>No.

725
00:38:03.920 --> 00:38:05.679
<v Speaker 1>See, I make him I see, I'm the one that

726
00:38:05.760 --> 00:38:10.679
<v Speaker 1>makes him do one, two, three. It's my fam And

727
00:38:10.679 --> 00:38:12.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry I put you at number three because you

728
00:38:12.480 --> 00:38:14.119
<v Speaker 1>are amazing.

729
00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:18.920
<v Speaker 7>Well, he's so lucky to have us as me I am.

730
00:38:19.280 --> 00:38:23.679
<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you, he is blessed to have his angels, I.

731
00:38:23.639 --> 00:38:27.840
<v Speaker 9>Know, right, and I think different gifts, you know, So.

732
00:38:28.039 --> 00:38:31.719
<v Speaker 1>We provide him with different things, yes, different needs.

733
00:38:32.360 --> 00:38:35.079
<v Speaker 5>I know. We just meet his needs all around.

734
00:38:35.199 --> 00:38:39.840
<v Speaker 1>Not the sexual kind of course, but the other needs.

735
00:38:39.599 --> 00:38:40.679
<v Speaker 2>It's so disturbing.

736
00:38:41.440 --> 00:38:41.800
<v Speaker 9>I know.

737
00:38:42.199 --> 00:38:44.239
<v Speaker 1>I always have to kind of gross him out because

738
00:38:44.280 --> 00:38:45.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, you know how.

739
00:38:45.400 --> 00:38:48.239
<v Speaker 2>It is sorry to sweat Laura and I sizzard earlier.

740
00:38:51.119 --> 00:38:53.800
<v Speaker 1>Him out. He's so gross.

741
00:38:54.400 --> 00:38:57.280
<v Speaker 9>Oh my god, what's more fun than gross?

742
00:38:58.119 --> 00:39:01.079
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know he's I love grossing him out

743
00:39:01.079 --> 00:39:02.880
<v Speaker 1>and I love embarrassing him. It's my favorite thing in

744
00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:03.280
<v Speaker 1>the whole way.

745
00:39:03.280 --> 00:39:03.840
<v Speaker 2>It really is.

746
00:39:04.440 --> 00:39:06.920
<v Speaker 1>Karen, thank you so much for calling. You are a

747
00:39:06.920 --> 00:39:09.280
<v Speaker 1>great person and I love you well.

748
00:39:09.360 --> 00:39:11.519
<v Speaker 9>I love you too, you ageless wonder.

749
00:39:11.599 --> 00:39:14.039
<v Speaker 6>I mean, I swear you're like you've got sentiment button

750
00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:17.320
<v Speaker 6>disease or something, because you're like aging backwards.

751
00:39:17.320 --> 00:39:22.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, get me my wallet. What's your venmo? Because dude,

752
00:39:23.039 --> 00:39:25.440
<v Speaker 1>you just made my day. They keep calling me sixty

753
00:39:25.559 --> 00:39:28.800
<v Speaker 1>and I'm so mad she's sixty and sexy. I'm not.

754
00:39:29.880 --> 00:39:30.800
<v Speaker 6>Oh, I love that.

755
00:39:31.800 --> 00:39:36.280
<v Speaker 1>They're so mean to me anyway, God, but.

756
00:39:36.239 --> 00:39:37.239
<v Speaker 7>That's why we love them.

757
00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:39.679
<v Speaker 6>But anyway, you have an amazing birthday.

758
00:39:39.800 --> 00:39:42.599
<v Speaker 9>Thank you? Okay, thank you?

759
00:39:43.960 --> 00:39:44.800
<v Speaker 7>Okay, love you?

760
00:39:45.760 --> 00:39:46.360
<v Speaker 1>Bye?

761
00:39:46.840 --> 00:39:47.280
<v Speaker 7>You call her?

762
00:39:47.760 --> 00:39:52.840
<v Speaker 1>That's so cute. Okay, this has got to be it

763
00:39:52.920 --> 00:39:56.840
<v Speaker 1>what no more? This show has gone too far. What

764
00:39:56.880 --> 00:40:01.320
<v Speaker 1>do you mean it's too long? Oh wait, just tell

765
00:40:01.320 --> 00:40:03.440
<v Speaker 1>me who will? Oh my god, this is the last one,

766
00:40:04.559 --> 00:40:07.840
<v Speaker 1>nore you. It has to be Brian has to go.

767
00:40:07.920 --> 00:40:18.119
<v Speaker 2>He Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello? Yes, can you say hello

768
00:40:18.159 --> 00:40:20.840
<v Speaker 2>to the birthday girl? Who is this birthday?

769
00:40:23.880 --> 00:40:24.360
<v Speaker 7>Birthday?

770
00:40:25.360 --> 00:40:26.199
<v Speaker 6>Birthday?

771
00:40:28.519 --> 00:40:31.079
<v Speaker 1>You know what is so crazy? When I was thinking

772
00:40:31.119 --> 00:40:32.800
<v Speaker 1>about all the people that Eric was like, because of

773
00:40:32.880 --> 00:40:35.000
<v Speaker 1>all these people I've been calling in, I'm like, oh,

774
00:40:35.119 --> 00:40:39.519
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think. I didn't think, like, you know, you

775
00:40:39.519 --> 00:40:41.480
<v Speaker 1>guys have really been on the You've been on the podcast,

776
00:40:41.559 --> 00:40:47.320
<v Speaker 1>like maybe one maybe anyway, Hi baby, Oh my god?

777
00:40:47.519 --> 00:40:48.960
<v Speaker 1>You know I say hi to you. You know, I

778
00:40:48.960 --> 00:40:51.639
<v Speaker 1>say hi to you and bye you every single podcast,

779
00:40:51.639 --> 00:40:53.760
<v Speaker 1>but I love you. I say hi my sweet babies,

780
00:40:53.760 --> 00:40:55.760
<v Speaker 1>I love you every single podcast.

781
00:40:56.360 --> 00:40:57.760
<v Speaker 8>Oh my god.

782
00:40:58.039 --> 00:41:00.440
<v Speaker 1>And your mother's day flowers are still alive. Thank you

783
00:41:00.440 --> 00:41:00.880
<v Speaker 1>so much.

784
00:41:01.559 --> 00:41:02.280
<v Speaker 8>That's incredible.

785
00:41:02.280 --> 00:41:03.119
<v Speaker 2>And they're still beautiful.

786
00:41:03.159 --> 00:41:06.800
<v Speaker 1>So you know what, they could be my birthday flowers. Okay,

787
00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:09.960
<v Speaker 1>so there you go. It's done.

788
00:41:10.239 --> 00:41:15.840
<v Speaker 8>So how are you your birthday? Oh my gosh, I'm good.

789
00:41:16.079 --> 00:41:16.360
<v Speaker 6>I am.

790
00:41:17.360 --> 00:41:21.920
<v Speaker 8>It's a little muggy up here, you know, but I'm good.

791
00:41:22.199 --> 00:41:24.599
<v Speaker 1>Muggy or rainy both.

792
00:41:25.199 --> 00:41:29.440
<v Speaker 8>Oh the USU yeah, the huge you know, it's may whatever.

793
00:41:30.039 --> 00:41:31.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was a beautiful well not.

794
00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:35.480
<v Speaker 8>Whatever, because it's your birthday in uh four to eight.

795
00:41:35.800 --> 00:41:38.199
<v Speaker 1>Will you please tell Eric and Brian to stop telling

796
00:41:38.360 --> 00:41:40.920
<v Speaker 1>me that I'm sixty because I'm not. They keep saying, I'm.

797
00:41:40.800 --> 00:41:43.320
<v Speaker 8>Sorry you were until you're sixty five.

798
00:41:45.960 --> 00:41:49.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay, ouch ouch ouch, I know.

799
00:41:51.000 --> 00:41:54.679
<v Speaker 8>I actually know how old you are and you're twenty eight.

800
00:41:55.480 --> 00:41:58.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, my boy. That's my boy. That's my boy.

801
00:41:58.760 --> 00:42:03.239
<v Speaker 1>That's my boy. Charlie. I love you and I appreciate

802
00:42:03.320 --> 00:42:04.960
<v Speaker 1>you calling and this means a lot to me.

803
00:42:05.800 --> 00:42:08.119
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, of course, birthday, best.

804
00:42:07.880 --> 00:42:10.320
<v Speaker 1>Thing that ever happened to me. I knew there was

805
00:42:10.360 --> 00:42:13.039
<v Speaker 1>a god when you were put into my arms. I

806
00:42:13.079 --> 00:42:14.840
<v Speaker 1>swear you're the best gift in the whole white world.

807
00:42:15.079 --> 00:42:17.159
<v Speaker 8>Oh my god, I don't even know what to say

808
00:42:17.199 --> 00:42:18.320
<v Speaker 8>to that. You're so sweet.

809
00:42:18.440 --> 00:42:20.119
<v Speaker 1>I love you, baby, I.

810
00:42:20.159 --> 00:42:20.840
<v Speaker 7>Love you mom.

811
00:42:21.360 --> 00:42:22.360
<v Speaker 8>Every birthday, Tell.

812
00:42:22.280 --> 00:42:24.599
<v Speaker 1>Your beautiful, tell my tell my daughter, Hello.

813
00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:29.159
<v Speaker 8>Too, I will, I will. Goodbye podcast by Charlie.

814
00:42:32.360 --> 00:42:35.239
<v Speaker 1>That was amazing. Okay, okay, okay, we can have one

815
00:42:35.280 --> 00:42:39.800
<v Speaker 1>more more, but but it's late May. If it's the

816
00:42:39.920 --> 00:42:42.800
<v Speaker 1>other one, what do you mean. I don't know. If

817
00:42:42.800 --> 00:42:45.199
<v Speaker 1>there's one more, it's got to be. It's got me

818
00:42:45.280 --> 00:42:46.599
<v Speaker 1>like oh, she.

819
00:42:46.679 --> 00:42:49.039
<v Speaker 2>Was way too busy to come on the podcast. She was,

820
00:42:50.519 --> 00:42:53.840
<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, sorry.

821
00:42:52.679 --> 00:42:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Hello, Oh my god, he saved the best for the

822
00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:09.960
<v Speaker 1>last An my beautiful baby birthday. Thank you, my sweet girl,

823
00:43:10.199 --> 00:43:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Evan Elizabeth who just made the Dean's Listed Foredom Eva.

824
00:43:18.719 --> 00:43:24.440
<v Speaker 1>She's like, incredible, this this I don't this is my jewel,

825
00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:26.239
<v Speaker 1>this one and my other one.

826
00:43:26.280 --> 00:43:27.039
<v Speaker 4>Who do you think?

827
00:43:27.199 --> 00:43:28.840
<v Speaker 5>Who do you think created me?

828
00:43:29.280 --> 00:43:29.599
<v Speaker 9>Hello?

829
00:43:30.599 --> 00:43:32.320
<v Speaker 1>I had a little help, but I'm going to take

830
00:43:32.360 --> 00:43:33.119
<v Speaker 1>most of the credit.

831
00:43:33.679 --> 00:43:35.559
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you can take all the credit.

832
00:43:36.360 --> 00:43:40.719
<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I will take all the credit. We're doing

833
00:43:40.719 --> 00:43:43.519
<v Speaker 1>the podcast, and then after that I'm going to continue

834
00:43:43.519 --> 00:43:45.840
<v Speaker 1>to watch Breaking Bad with you guys. Have you what

835
00:43:46.000 --> 00:43:47.239
<v Speaker 1>episode are you on right now?

836
00:43:47.599 --> 00:43:49.880
<v Speaker 7>We're on season two, episode twelve.

837
00:43:49.960 --> 00:43:53.800
<v Speaker 1>Okay, oh my god, oh wait, what did the did

838
00:43:53.840 --> 00:43:55.280
<v Speaker 1>the girlfriend thing happen yet?

839
00:43:56.360 --> 00:43:59.079
<v Speaker 9>So don't say anything.

840
00:43:59.119 --> 00:44:02.519
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm sorry, Hue. Okay, all right, I want that's all.

841
00:44:02.519 --> 00:44:03.320
<v Speaker 1>I'll say. That's all.

842
00:44:03.320 --> 00:44:04.679
<v Speaker 7>Say what do you mean this thing?

843
00:44:04.960 --> 00:44:05.039
<v Speaker 8>Like?

844
00:44:05.280 --> 00:44:05.639
<v Speaker 1>Nothing?

845
00:44:05.719 --> 00:44:06.039
<v Speaker 2>Nothing?

846
00:44:06.119 --> 00:44:08.639
<v Speaker 1>Nothing? Nothing nothing nothing nothing. I'm sorry. Oh my god,

847
00:44:08.679 --> 00:44:09.760
<v Speaker 1>I thought we were way past that.

848
00:44:10.039 --> 00:44:12.400
<v Speaker 4>Okay, God, I no, no, okay, he just made the

849
00:44:12.440 --> 00:44:13.000
<v Speaker 4>big deal.

850
00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:14.199
<v Speaker 7>He just made the big deal.

851
00:44:15.000 --> 00:44:18.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, okay, yeah, all right, Well, Evan, I love

852
00:44:18.880 --> 00:44:21.280
<v Speaker 1>you and I Can't'm counting the days until you come home.

853
00:44:21.519 --> 00:44:21.920
<v Speaker 1>I can't.

854
00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:24.280
<v Speaker 4>I love you so much. I can't wait. It's me

855
00:44:24.559 --> 00:44:25.280
<v Speaker 4>so fun.

856
00:44:25.480 --> 00:44:26.800
<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to see you, Evan.

857
00:44:27.920 --> 00:44:28.719
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait.

858
00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:31.440
<v Speaker 8>I love you.

859
00:44:31.760 --> 00:44:33.679
<v Speaker 4>I love you guys so much.

860
00:44:33.960 --> 00:44:34.880
<v Speaker 2>I love you too.

861
00:44:36.039 --> 00:44:37.639
<v Speaker 1>Go to bed, it's so late.

862
00:44:38.480 --> 00:44:39.920
<v Speaker 4>I know, go to sleep.

863
00:44:40.159 --> 00:44:43.159
<v Speaker 2>Thanks for staying up for me, of.

864
00:44:42.960 --> 00:44:44.920
<v Speaker 9>Course, Thank you, sweet girl.

865
00:44:46.320 --> 00:44:47.760
<v Speaker 4>Well, I love you so much.

866
00:44:47.840 --> 00:44:49.480
<v Speaker 1>I love you too, my beauty.

867
00:44:49.519 --> 00:44:52.039
<v Speaker 9>All right, bye, bye bye.

868
00:44:52.199 --> 00:44:55.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Happy birthday.

869
00:44:56.079 --> 00:44:59.519
<v Speaker 1>This sweet is the best birthday ever. That was so

870
00:45:00.119 --> 00:45:05.039
<v Speaker 1>that was. I'm so filled with love and joy like

871
00:45:05.119 --> 00:45:09.360
<v Speaker 1>you can't even believe it. My cup overflows with wonderful

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<v Speaker 1>wonderment and just joy. Thank you so very much. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>in this baby too? Did you want to say every birthday?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, come on off, there we go. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>still boy too. Anyway, you guys, thank you so much

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<v Speaker 1>for listening and thank you for participating in my big

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<v Speaker 1>birthday extravaganza. I appreciate it. I'll let you know what

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<v Speaker 1>happens what I did next week when we resume on

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<v Speaker 1>Monday Night Live. All right, you guys, thank you so

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<v Speaker 1>much for watching and listening and oh my god, love

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<v Speaker 1>you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Love you, Happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Love your podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Love your podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I must be babies. I love