Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you
Speaker 1: for tuning in. We appreciate it.
Speaker 2: And happy birthday. Happy say sixty birthday.
Speaker 1: Okay, look, thank you for saying happy birthday. Please, for
Speaker 1: the love of God, give me my last few years
Speaker 1: in my fifties to me to savor.
Speaker 3: Last few minutes more like, no, no, no, I am
Speaker 3: not sixty yet old. Can you possibly be fifty nine
Speaker 3: to four?
Speaker 1: I'm not fifty ninety.
Speaker 2: How long are you gonna melt this thing?
Speaker 1: Guys? Come on, it's hard enough as it is being
Speaker 1: single at this age. Give me a break. You gotta push, you,
Speaker 1: gotta like you gotta pump me up a little bit more.
Speaker 3: Okay, you look great for sixty five.
Speaker 1: Oh my sex, so nicest.
Speaker 2: Thing I can say, Laura Caane. We are going to
Speaker 2: get this rolling.
Speaker 3: Really, yes, speak of the devil. How's your dating attempts going?
Speaker 2: We're going to talk about that after because we have
Speaker 2: so many people that need to talk to you. Oh boy,
Speaker 2: oh on your on your special day. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: So Laura Kane, this is your.
Speaker 1: Life and probably I bet each one of these people
Speaker 1: do not want to do this because yeah, hello.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello is this is this to the caller that
Speaker 2: I'm speaking.
Speaker 4: It's sure. Happy birthday, Laura.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Emily, Emily, oh my go oh. I
Speaker 1: love you so much. Emily is like my sister. I
Speaker 1: know this woman from top to bottom throughout.
Speaker 5: You really you really do.
Speaker 4: And that's a really graphic way to put.
Speaker 6: It, but.
Speaker 4: You really do.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It is the best. She's so talented. Her show, the
Speaker 1: show Rock one O five three is like the number
Speaker 1: one show in San Diego. Now, I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 1: I am so grateful to have worked so long with you,
Speaker 1: and so grateful you're still in my life.
Speaker 4: Than you well, Laura, this isn't this isn't my birthday.
Speaker 4: You don't need to tell good things about me. I
Speaker 4: need to take the things about my amazing sister Laura Kane,
Speaker 4: and how incredibly talented you are and how welcoming you
Speaker 4: were the minute that I ever step foot.
Speaker 7: In that studio.
Speaker 4: Even though when I was on your show we talked
Speaker 4: about you know, Daggers, Well, I I.
Speaker 1: Was waving the green flag. I was jealous.
Speaker 4: Well, I had some some short appropriate cut offs on,
Speaker 4: cut off and shorts.
Speaker 1: On and big ass tatas big ass.
Speaker 4: Tak tatas all those things. Really, you taught me so
Speaker 4: much about radio and light and being a mama too,
Speaker 4: your best mama ever.
Speaker 1: I thank you so much for saying that means really
Speaker 1: a lot to me, Emily so.
Speaker 4: Much, I really mean it. And you're just the brightest
Speaker 4: light in probably planet Earth, and everybody sees you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you, and I love to seeing
Speaker 1: you today.
Speaker 4: I love seeing you today too. And I'm always just
Speaker 4: like I glue, like like glue, I just want to
Speaker 4: go over to you.
Speaker 1: I know, same same. Well, thank you for being on
Speaker 1: the podcast again. And the podcast it was like so
Speaker 1: huge because everybody loves you so much. They thought you
Speaker 1: were just the greatest thing in the world because you are.
Speaker 1: You really are. You're a huge talent. And I think
Speaker 1: that I think we may be sisters. And maybe you
Speaker 1: were I was adopted out, you were adopted out something
Speaker 1: or I was sure, actually I could probably bear mom.
Speaker 2: You are sixteen.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're not pregnant when I was like fourteen,
Speaker 1: I think it could have been a moment.
Speaker 4: Not sixty Eric.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 8: Emily.
Speaker 4: You want to know why it's so inappropriate for you
Speaker 4: to say that you're my mom.
Speaker 9: Why my man.
Speaker 4: Robert is the same age as you.
Speaker 1: Daddy, Hi, Daddy.
Speaker 4: I actually I've actually seen scenes like that before and
Speaker 4: I think it's hot, but not in those situations.
Speaker 1: Well tell Robert until sweet reedy, handsome reedy. Hello, And
Speaker 1: I love you so much.
Speaker 4: I will. I love you guys so much. Eric, you're
Speaker 4: the best for calling me.
Speaker 6: And I love you.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 4: Emily, Bye bye bye.
Speaker 1: It's so cool. I saw her today. We had this
Speaker 1: big iHeart thing. And whenever Emily and I see each other,
Speaker 1: it's so true. It's like glue. We immediately and we
Speaker 1: just we just we like speak telepathically. We really do,
Speaker 1: because we've been through a lot together.
Speaker 9: Hello, Hello, Hie. Sorry we step out of this fancy
Speaker 9: restaurant that I'm in. Just joking. Marla, Hi him, Marla.
Speaker 1: You know what, I was just thinking about you today
Speaker 1: because I was thinking we need to have Marla on
Speaker 1: the podcast again, because you are so freaking funny. You're
Speaker 1: so talented, You're so witty and so dry humor, and
Speaker 1: I love it, and I think it's so funny when
Speaker 1: we make Eric so uncomfortable, it's the greatest thing on
Speaker 1: the planet to me.
Speaker 9: Well, I'll be down again this summer.
Speaker 1: Oh really okay, good? Yeah, will you come on with us?
Speaker 1: Of course because you are a fan favorite.
Speaker 9: Ah, thank you. Love being on the show.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for calling for my birthday. And
Speaker 1: tell Eric just stop telling him me I'm sixty. Tell
Speaker 1: him to stop it.
Speaker 9: So when is your actual birthday?
Speaker 1: Saturday?
Speaker 9: Saturday? Okay? Mine was May thirteenth, So I'm first, just
Speaker 9: like I am an Eric slide?
Speaker 1: Are you a Gemini day?
Speaker 9: Are you as I'm a Taurus?
Speaker 1: Oh see my ex husband was a Taurus.
Speaker 9: Uh oh, courst girls are better than tours I don't
Speaker 9: know any tourist boys. Tourist girls are better. Okay, yes,
Speaker 9: well you are you a Gemini?
Speaker 1: I'm through and through? Okay, we're talking to personalities, two
Speaker 1: different lives, like it's a freaking I'm a freak.
Speaker 9: My grandma was a Gemini.
Speaker 1: Was your fama a freak?
Speaker 7: I think?
Speaker 9: I mean she's six kids. I could drink and could
Speaker 9: drink everyone under the table.
Speaker 3: It used to be.
Speaker 9: Well, happy birthday, Thank you, Marla.
Speaker 1: That's so nice, beautiful, Thank you number one.
Speaker 9: Definitely, I'll definitely come on the show. Yeah in the summer.
Speaker 1: Okay, excellent.
Speaker 9: We'll be down a lot.
Speaker 2: Well, you guys do some hot oil wrestling.
Speaker 1: No, but we'll make you we'll make you more, will
Speaker 1: make you uncomfortable and oh god, oh no.
Speaker 9: For that. But I'll do some oil vleet night cream face.
Speaker 2: Oh perfect, We'll do some facial treatments. Oh perfect. I
Speaker 2: have some great new stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 9: Thanks mar La, You're welcome. Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. By you have bestie number one call.
Speaker 3: So sweet, kind of condescending too. Oh don't worry, lord,
Speaker 3: I'm having my best friend called to say hello.
Speaker 1: I know, oh god, see this is getting I'm getting
Speaker 1: a little it's getting a little nerve wracking. Now, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just don't know this.
Speaker 2: Yes, hello, yes, yes, this is this is a secret
Speaker 2: caller that is calling for your birthday.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh can you say hello, Laura, you.
Speaker 10: Lived with me for a year.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Dommy Torry, Domy Tommy Dory. I'm going
Speaker 1: to see you tomorrow. I'm so excited. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Do you know how hard it is to get hold
Speaker 1: of this man?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: No, yes, not at all, dude.
Speaker 10: Not at all.
Speaker 2: You're he is a gentleman. I love talking.
Speaker 1: Do you know the you almost put me in the grave.
Speaker 1: I you don't do that again to us, Do not
Speaker 1: do that again?
Speaker 7: Thank you?
Speaker 10: Okay, I mean I can't believe it. I mean, I
Speaker 10: know you posted a lot back on February thirteenth, fourteen.
Speaker 1: Oh, I took over the Jeff and jar A showground page.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm taking it over because this is important.
Speaker 10: So many men is but thank you, but more importantly,
Speaker 10: happy birthday. I remember when you were like twelve, and
Speaker 10: now you're not.
Speaker 1: How old am I don't say sixty or else You're
Speaker 1: gonna get it too, because they keep saying I'm sixty
Speaker 1: and I'm not. You're not even sixty?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 1: Tommy? Do you hang up on top?
Speaker 2: Is he there?
Speaker 1: Oh he's not?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh you know what it got?
Speaker 1: Sorry, there is there is, Tommy. You're not sixty yet.
Speaker 10: Now you are fifty five? Yes, I'm still your emergency contact.
Speaker 1: He is. He on every single medical document at every
Speaker 1: single my mental, my physical, everything, Tommy Ceblon and his
Speaker 1: number seven six seven one five pop up up up
Speaker 1: up up buck. It's on every single form that ever
Speaker 1: exists and always will be. Tommy.
Speaker 10: I love you more and more people say they listen
Speaker 10: to you guys in your podcast.
Speaker 2: Really, oh that's awesome.
Speaker 1: And then you've got your big show and it's great
Speaker 1: that you are still I mean, after all you've been
Speaker 1: through these last couple of months, you were able to
Speaker 1: like bust out some shows. I mean, are you feeling them?
Speaker 6: Are you feeling I'm good?
Speaker 10: I was never I just that one day, one day,
Speaker 10: February thirteenth. February thirteenth, I went to work early in
Speaker 10: the morning, three four or five am, and I felt great.
Speaker 10: Around eleven am, That's when I got dizzy and it
Speaker 10: broke out in a cold sweat. And then everything was
Speaker 10: done for the day at KUSI and then I told everyone, hey,
Speaker 10: I'm going to go outside to catch my breath. I
Speaker 10: went outside and I felt worse, and then I said,
Speaker 10: you know what, I'm two buildings down from Kaiser. I'm
Speaker 10: going to drive myself to Kaiser. So I get in
Speaker 10: the car, and when I get got in the car,
Speaker 10: I felt worse. And then luckily a girl named Vanessa
Speaker 10: came outside and that if I was okay, and I
Speaker 10: remember saying, I don't know so she ends up driving
Speaker 10: me to er and just like in the movies, I'm
Speaker 10: laying there in er. Lights are on, about twenty people
Speaker 10: all around me. They're hooking me up. I was never
Speaker 10: in pain. And then I remember a voice to my
Speaker 10: right saying, maybe he's bleeding. So without medication, they stick
Speaker 10: a tube up my nose and down my throat with
Speaker 10: no medication.
Speaker 6: Ways clear.
Speaker 10: And the tube was right in front of my eyes
Speaker 10: and it was clear, and then seconds later it was red.
Speaker 10: And they go, all right, tell me you're bleeding. It's
Speaker 10: called a g I bleed eventually on Saturday. That was Thursday.
Speaker 10: But on Saturday, when they checked on me, they said, hey,
Speaker 10: you're very lucky. You were bleeding to death.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 10: And I'm so lucky that I was at work, because
Speaker 10: I know if I was at home, I would have
Speaker 10: said I'm going to bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I would have went to bed and
Speaker 1: you would have never woken up.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But oh my.
Speaker 10: Gosh, and everything's great and uh. And that Saturday when
Speaker 10: when my kids handed back to the phone to me,
Speaker 10: they said, Dad, you're not gonna believe it. I go,
Speaker 10: what they go, You've got so many messages and and
Speaker 10: I truly believe those messages. Uh, and prayers saved me
Speaker 10: and that and thanks to you are because you're the one,
Speaker 10: you know, saying all that misinformation.
Speaker 1: That's you know what I was. I was just I
Speaker 1: went with what I got, I went with what I had,
Speaker 1: and I immediately jumped on and I'm like, prayers, prayers, prayers, prayers, prayers, prayers, prayers,
Speaker 1: that's all we need. We need prayers for the whole
Speaker 1: entire city.
Speaker 10: But it worked. And more importantly, how with everyone? How's
Speaker 10: your son? How's your daughter?
Speaker 1: Charlie is now married? Did you know that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, he's married and they may or may not be
Speaker 1: trying for a baby. I'm not sure. So there's that.
Speaker 1: And I've been I've told him, I've told him a
Speaker 1: numerous times. I will not be referred to as Glama.
Speaker 1: I have just grandma, grandma, and that's it, not Glandma. Okay.
Speaker 1: And then Evan is just finished her third year.
Speaker 10: She's like twelfth grade.
Speaker 1: So she finished her third year at Fordham University and
Speaker 1: she's on the dean's list. She made straight a's all
Speaker 1: three years at Fordham and she works the full time
Speaker 1: job and she lives in Brooklyn and she takes the
Speaker 1: subway to school, and she's amazing. I know she's kicking ass.
Speaker 1: And she's coming home in June. So I'm really excited
Speaker 1: to see her.
Speaker 10: I remember when you brought her to work. She would
Speaker 10: lay down and play games behind me and lay down
Speaker 10: with her little sleeping bag or whatever.
Speaker 1: She'd bring her blank in her pillow and her little toys.
Speaker 1: She'd love being in your studio with you. It was
Speaker 1: her favorite thing. On miss you, Tommy, I miss h
Speaker 1: So I missed the whole thing. I miss everything.
Speaker 10: But we're finding all these lost episodes, and so maybe
Speaker 10: more and more of those Jeff and Jerre era episodes
Speaker 10: will be released. I know we just released one, and
Speaker 10: which one?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, the one, oh yes, the one you sent me?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 6: More and more of those will pop up, you know what.
Speaker 1: I think people need those right now?
Speaker 2: Really for sure?
Speaker 10: What about Eric?
Speaker 7: Eric?
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm so glad you're doing better.
Speaker 6: Tommy, I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 1: Did you lose a bunch of weight too, dude? You
Speaker 1: look great?
Speaker 10: Thank you?
Speaker 1: You really did? I mean, is it because you've been sick?
Speaker 1: I mean it must be the hospital thing. But but
Speaker 1: you know what, if there's one good thing that came
Speaker 1: out of it, you look amazing.
Speaker 10: Thank you, thank you, and.
Speaker 1: I'm going to see you tomorrow. No, you're not sick anymore, right,
Speaker 1: Are we good? Now? Are we there?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 10: No, there is one more. There is a part B,
Speaker 10: and I'll be real quick because of what happened on
Speaker 10: February thirteenth. I did an MRI and when the results
Speaker 10: came back, they said, hey, Tommy, you know, we patched
Speaker 10: you up and it looks good, but we found a mass.
Speaker 10: So they did a biopsy on the mass and it
Speaker 10: was cancers on top of my left kidney, but it
Speaker 10: wasn't next anything.
Speaker 8: So it was an.
Speaker 10: Ideal location to go in and stick me with the
Speaker 10: needle and freeze it and kill it.
Speaker 8: Off like that.
Speaker 10: And that's what I did last Thursday. They knocked me
Speaker 10: out at seven point thirty. I woke up at nine
Speaker 10: and that's all I remember. But they stuck me with
Speaker 10: the needle and froze the mass out of there. And
Speaker 10: that was the part B.
Speaker 1: So they did that laparoscopically.
Speaker 10: Whatever it is. They stuck me with a needle out.
Speaker 4: Thanks.
Speaker 1: They were God, no more sickness. Tom I'm telling you something.
Speaker 1: If you don't exist in this world, I don't exist.
Speaker 1: So I need you, We need you, city needs you.
Speaker 1: San Diego need you. The world needs you. And I
Speaker 1: love you and I can't wait to see you tomorrow.
Speaker 10: Yeah, see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, bye, I love you by Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: this man. Since he's been I've been trying to get
Speaker 1: a hold of him to talk to him actually on
Speaker 1: the phone. We've been texting, texting, text he has because
Speaker 1: he has so many people in his life, so many
Speaker 1: people that he talks to that like I'm I'm just
Speaker 1: not thought I'm at the bottom of the list. But
Speaker 1: he knows that I'm always going to be here, you know.
Speaker 1: But I haven't actually physically talked to him since he
Speaker 1: went was in a coma with a breathing tube when
Speaker 1: I got the phone call that he was bleeding to death,
Speaker 1: like it was horrible. So this is just a miracle
Speaker 1: that he is.
Speaker 2: He is.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't wait to seem tomorrow. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is so fun. It's just anybody else. Yes, you've
Speaker 1: got to get if you're if you're gonna call my mom,
Speaker 1: you better call her out because she's gonna about to
Speaker 1: go out and have her drinking siggy and do her
Speaker 1: crosswords or her scratchers. I'm not kidding. And she takes
Speaker 1: it very seriously. Yes, so if that's who you're calling.
Speaker 1: And she hates being on the radio, which she's always
Speaker 1: so fun me And I told her, I go, mom,
Speaker 1: do you love me? Because if you love me, you'd
Speaker 1: be happy to do this because this is part of
Speaker 1: what I do. And you made me.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, hello, Eric, Hey, say hello to the birthday girl.
Speaker 6: Hello, birthday girl.
Speaker 1: Hey. I just got off the phone with Dommy.
Speaker 6: Oh how he doing?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's doing fine now, but my god.
Speaker 6: What a scare right, Yeah, that cancer thing. Was like,
Speaker 6: hasn't he gone through enough already?
Speaker 1: I know, but I think he's in the clear now.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he was just telling us about the whole thing. Randy, Okay,
Speaker 1: So Emily called and all my you guys are my family.
Speaker 1: We've spent such intimate time together for twenty seven years,
Speaker 1: for five hours a day in the same room, intently
Speaker 1: with each other, more than we did with our families.
Speaker 6: Really, Yeah, and shared a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: And you're so important to me and I'm hoping that
Speaker 1: you are doing well and your beautiful daughter and your
Speaker 1: beautiful wife and everything is okay. Is everything okay?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, we're we're we're doing good.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm glad. Are you going to come on the park?
Speaker 1: We have been having people that have been requesting you
Speaker 1: to come on? Can you come on? Sometimes?
Speaker 6: What one person?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 8: Eric?
Speaker 2: It was Eric, Well guilty, Oh seriously, I love making
Speaker 2: Randy laugh.
Speaker 1: No, I swear to god. There have been many many
Speaker 1: requests for Randy. But one time he couldn't come because
Speaker 1: he didn't he was didn't want to be compromised because
Speaker 1: he didn't want to get his family sick. So let's
Speaker 1: plan maybe in the future that you can be on
Speaker 1: our podcast. You think that can be a possibility.
Speaker 6: I would love to. The The tricky part is is
Speaker 6: that with our daughter Sophia, you know, with her red
Speaker 6: syndrome that she has, it requires that were most of
Speaker 6: the time both of us have to be there to
Speaker 6: catch things. Oh you know, I won't get into it,
Speaker 6: but that's that's the tricky part. Really well, yeah, I
Speaker 6: would I would love to. I would love to.
Speaker 1: Is it something that well, I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: it's appropriate for like a whole family to come to
Speaker 1: my house actually because we have two dogs. You know,
Speaker 1: be a mess. It would probably be a mess.
Speaker 6: Would be.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Sophia is used to, you know, certain surroundings.
Speaker 1: Right, so and she like these surroundings at all.
Speaker 2: The main the main part is that Randy is here
Speaker 2: engaging on your sixtieth, your big day.
Speaker 1: Would you tell him to stop? I'm not sixty, Randy.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, Ray, I want to speaking of speaking
Speaker 6: of your age, I want to ask you two two things.
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh god, what.
Speaker 6: Please have you gotten? Have you got taken advantage of
Speaker 6: your senior coffee yet?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 6: When your coffee?
Speaker 1: When do you get to take advantage of that? What age?
Speaker 6: I think you're there?
Speaker 2: No, I am, that's amazing. Oh my god, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: I hate Okay, Randy, you know that sounds bomp bom bom.
Speaker 1: You just that's in my head right now because the
Speaker 1: fact that I know that I have an a I
Speaker 1: have an ar P card. Okay, so there's that.
Speaker 6: My second question.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yes I did get that. But here's the
Speaker 1: thing with the AARP card that I discovered. As much
Speaker 1: as I hate having it in my wallet. It saved
Speaker 1: me a ship ton when I rented a card in Portland.
Speaker 1: That's the one thing. Oh my god, Randy, how did
Speaker 1: we get old? I didn't. I don't like it. I
Speaker 1: don't like it.
Speaker 6: You know what the real realization for me was. But
Speaker 6: in the mail, oh god, I get I get mail
Speaker 6: from funeral homes.
Speaker 1: Too happened to me yet? That has not happened to
Speaker 1: me yet. Okay, all for Laura, it's coming. Oh, oh
Speaker 1: my god, thanks for this birthday.
Speaker 6: Will I want to think about that's the.
Speaker 1: Worst thing ever. Oh my god. Well, anyway, Eric knows
Speaker 1: my funeral plans anyway, And you know what, I have
Speaker 1: no nothing to leave anybody. And there's a lot of
Speaker 1: crap to go through, that's all I know. So I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna have to go through a lot of my crap.
Speaker 2: Oh god. Yeah, A bunch of a bunch of dresses
Speaker 2: with the tags still on them, yeah, Randy, dog dog
Speaker 2: toys and underwear with the elastic shot.
Speaker 1: Out, sorts of horrible things. Oh, Randy. I love you
Speaker 1: and I will always love you, and I think about
Speaker 1: you often, very often, and I wish the best for
Speaker 1: you and your family and your daughter, and I hope
Speaker 1: that that you have things under control, and that I'm
Speaker 1: so happy that you and Debbie are still such a
Speaker 1: strong partnership makes me so well.
Speaker 6: It makes me happy that you know, you guys are
Speaker 6: all my second family, you know, you and Eric included,
Speaker 6: and and I think about you guys all the time,
Speaker 6: and and I follow your you know, your podcast, your
Speaker 6: postings on Facebook, everything. So in a sense, even though
Speaker 6: I'm not seeing you as much as we used to
Speaker 6: be together, you know, in a in a way, it's
Speaker 6: how we, you know, know how things are going in
Speaker 6: our life, you know. And from what I can see
Speaker 6: with Charlie and with Evan, you know, those guys, it
Speaker 6: amazes me how grown up they are, I know, and
Speaker 6: they're your I know this sounds corny and like a
Speaker 6: Hallmark card, but they're your biggest success. And I can
Speaker 6: see that you know, you've done amazingly, you know, raising them,
Speaker 6: because that's where they are now, wouldn't have been possible
Speaker 6: without you know you and and a solid you know,
Speaker 6: family foundation, and that's what she gave them and continue
Speaker 6: to so, you know, I I think, I every time
Speaker 6: I see something from you know, Evan or or Charlie,
Speaker 6: you know, I just I know that that it just
Speaker 6: makes me feel good, you know that that, you know,
Speaker 6: I I that's one thing I strived to do, is
Speaker 6: don't I want to be a good father to Sophia,
Speaker 6: And I hope I'm doing that. I feel like I am,
Speaker 6: you know, And even though there are you know, challenges,
Speaker 6: you know, I don't really think about it that much,
Speaker 6: you know, because you know, she's you know, really thriving,
Speaker 6: you know. So I'm I'm thankful for what she can
Speaker 6: do and and you know, we'll just you know, continue
Speaker 6: to you know, pray for and and make sure all
Speaker 6: our needs are meant and the lovers.
Speaker 1: You know, and as you know, God has given you
Speaker 1: these challenges for a reason. You may not know what
Speaker 1: it is yet, but maybe it is to help others
Speaker 1: with similar situations go through.
Speaker 6: Well, I have faith, you know, I'm never going to
Speaker 6: lose it, you know. So you just have to have
Speaker 6: faith that things are going to work out and they will,
Speaker 6: you know, and challenges are just maybe a way to
Speaker 6: kind of season us, you know, and then to you know,
Speaker 6: get us through and knowing that we'll get through it,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 1: So, Randy, did you watch the video of Eric's joke
Speaker 1: that got a one point four million views. If you didn't,
Speaker 1: then let let me have you tell He'll tell you
Speaker 1: the joke. Here we go. Okay, this is what got
Speaker 1: us one point for million views, this.
Speaker 6: Joke, Randy, and you love jokes.
Speaker 1: And I didn't react like I hated it right, And
Speaker 1: everybody was commenting, Oh, she's such a Karen, she's a
Speaker 1: wet blank it. She needs to get laid because I
Speaker 1: didn't want I didn't laugh. Okay, Eric, go ahead.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Did you hear about the guynecologist in New York
Speaker 2: who is in such demand and he's so successful and
Speaker 2: he cannot hear he's deaf. Do you want to know
Speaker 2: why he's so successful?
Speaker 6: Why?
Speaker 2: Because he's a really good lip reader?
Speaker 1: You know, Randy, don't laugh at that. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god. Okay, dude, and used
Speaker 1: to laugh. It's oh, Randy, that laugh is my birthday present.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Oh my god, I love you
Speaker 1: so much, rand Oh Randy, by Randy, by I Randy?
Speaker 1: Is that laugh?
Speaker 9: Oh god?
Speaker 1: That laugh is just if you could bottle that up
Speaker 1: on a bad day, you could bust that out and
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have a bad day. Never Oh my gosh, Okay,
Speaker 1: is this like cavalcadeo? Oh no, oh my god, oh jeez,
Speaker 1: what I'm hearing like these guys, I'm like, what guys
Speaker 1: would be calling me? But hello, Hello, Hello, hellomy. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh. It's so funny because I was telling Eric
Speaker 1: and Brian. I'm like, because Eric's been calling a bunch
Speaker 1: of people to wish like from my life, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know my mom is gonna call. I know, but
Speaker 1: we got to get her before she gets out into
Speaker 1: the patio. Time is coming up, like right now, right? Yes,
Speaker 1: have we eaten into your patio time?
Speaker 7: Well, I'm on here. I just started.
Speaker 2: Right under the wire, Mary.
Speaker 7: I just started my crossword puzzle.
Speaker 2: Oh good, oh boy?
Speaker 1: Yes, do we have your martini can?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay? Perfect?
Speaker 7: And with my green yes and the sick yes.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, We're good to go. I know you're in heaven.
Speaker 7: I am here.
Speaker 8: It's my hand.
Speaker 1: Then, Mom, thank you for giving birth to me. I
Speaker 1: appreciate it. I know I was a difficult birth.
Speaker 7: A very difficult birth. Well it's just a long time.
Speaker 7: But then when you did appear, you stop raising. They
Speaker 7: had to give you mouth to mouth and then they
Speaker 7: put you on oxygen and then they sent you they
Speaker 7: took X rays and they said your lungs were developed
Speaker 7: and you may never be able to play as a child.
Speaker 7: And they took you over to Tears eleven an hospital
Speaker 7: and we had to visit you every day down there,
Speaker 7: and after four days you came home. You're perfectly fine.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: I know, I know you. It isn't where you are
Speaker 7: a miracle, that's what you are.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding about to die right now. Oh gosh, Mom,
Speaker 1: I can't even tell you how much I love you.
Speaker 1: It's endless, it is, it is you are. I was
Speaker 1: so blessed. God must love me to place me in
Speaker 1: your arm.
Speaker 7: Well you've been the joy in my life.
Speaker 1: Not the whole time.
Speaker 7: Well, I mean there were blips in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when I threw a rock at the window, and
Speaker 1: when I used to sneak out.
Speaker 7: Bro and yeah, I made a little in the window.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was so mad. I threw a rock at
Speaker 1: the kitchen window.
Speaker 7: You can't believe how she would pout, and oh my.
Speaker 2: God, oh goodness, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: I would go in the closet pout.
Speaker 2: Did you ever just want to lock her in there? Mary?
Speaker 7: I found her in the empty spa one time. She
Speaker 7: was pouting in there dark.
Speaker 1: We had the water and hidden.
Speaker 7: I fot her out there. I mean, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: I ran away when I was How old was I?
Speaker 1: When I put on your night gown and ran away
Speaker 1: with the shopping your three?
Speaker 2: Oh boy?
Speaker 7: Then you went down the alright boy, two hundred foot
Speaker 7: driveway around the corner. You were heading towards for double road.
Speaker 2: Oh Mary, she sounds like a real challenge.
Speaker 7: I think it was Jimmy Good Jimmy Canfield found you
Speaker 7: and brought you back.
Speaker 2: Oh boy.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Mom, I'm sorry to put you through such hell,
Speaker 1: but thank you.
Speaker 7: Oh that's fine. I love you, and.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you bought me for my birthday.
Speaker 7: Okay, very good. I'm gonna ask you.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I handled it.
Speaker 6: Okay, very good, Mom.
Speaker 2: Aren't you glad? I didn't give you any grief?
Speaker 7: Yes, you were the perfect angel, but you gave him
Speaker 7: away at birth.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing I know.
Speaker 2: Well, because she knew I could make it on my own.
Speaker 1: She knew you'd bring joy to another family.
Speaker 7: That's yes.
Speaker 1: Oh Mom, I love you, Thank you.
Speaker 7: I love you too.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 7: I love you, air my little Eric.
Speaker 1: I know how much you love being on the podcast.
Speaker 1: You love, I said, I know how much you love
Speaker 1: being on the podcast.
Speaker 2: This means a lot to thank you for appeasing us.
Speaker 7: Thank you, Mama, Okay, anytime, love you, I love you,
Speaker 7: Love you guys, my mom.
Speaker 1: Bye bye, thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm not done.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait I can't take much more. What
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, who could possibly be next?
Speaker 2: Oh there's more?
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, wait.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: My armpits are sweating like I'm getting scared.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm the only one that calls her Jenny. She's
Speaker 1: Jennifer now because she's professional. She was always professional. My
Speaker 1: name is Jennifer, our Jen.
Speaker 5: Nobody calls me gen.
Speaker 2: Oh, Laura, I get with it.
Speaker 7: She calls me jelly bean.
Speaker 1: Jenjen, jelly bean. We have lots of like funny like
Speaker 1: from when we grow because we all shared a room.
Speaker 1: My brother, sister and I all shared a room when
Speaker 1: we grew up, and my sister was the one who
Speaker 1: was the throw up one O. My bed was right
Speaker 1: next to Jenny's.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry. Laura is very sensitive to bar it's your fault,
Speaker 7: people are okay.
Speaker 1: It's your fault. I have this paranoia because you were
Speaker 1: so gross about.
Speaker 5: Laura an thing I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's fantastic when it's right next to
Speaker 2: my head.
Speaker 1: Because our beds were like two feet one foot apart.
Speaker 5: I had a separation of like one like desk.
Speaker 7: No, not even that, what was it?
Speaker 1: It was like a like an arm.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so funny.
Speaker 1: Anyway, thinks you're made on the podcast high podcast people. Hi, Jennifer,
Speaker 1: congratulations to David. He just made it.
Speaker 5: Eric, what you don't have to call me Jennifer?
Speaker 8: Eric?
Speaker 2: What can I call you?
Speaker 6: Can I call you Jenny?
Speaker 2: I know I always call her Jenny. I can't stop now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you are from another mister.
Speaker 5: I think you're my fighting brother from another mother.
Speaker 2: That's right, my ginger head.
Speaker 1: I said to my pot, I said, Mom, I think
Speaker 1: you gave it up Eric when you had Eric first
Speaker 1: and gave him up for adoption and then had met Eric.
Speaker 5: How old are you Eric?
Speaker 1: He's a year older than me, sixty one. He's not.
Speaker 5: I know you're not.
Speaker 2: I'm fifty eight.
Speaker 1: They keep sitting like Brian and Eric keep saying, oh,
Speaker 1: your sixtieth birthday, and I'm going to kill him. I'm
Speaker 1: going to kill him. I'm like, no, let me be
Speaker 1: in my fifties.
Speaker 5: For sixty Yeah, not you too.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I love you, Jenny.
Speaker 7: I love you.
Speaker 5: Do you still want a Close Encounters of the Third Kind?
Speaker 7: Hell?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: Action figure for your birthday?
Speaker 1: Please? If it's not too expensive on eBay?
Speaker 9: I try.
Speaker 5: I don't know. On Abay, I think, yes, that's what
Speaker 5: I want it.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing I want. That's okay, I'll wait.
Speaker 1: I'm a patient person.
Speaker 5: I saw that, and I'm like, this is our childhood.
Speaker 1: I need it. Oh my god, I need it.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
Speaker 2: You could probably find it on we have these, but
Speaker 2: I said you could probably find it on We love.
Speaker 1: This movie so much eBay for sure. They made these
Speaker 1: figurines of the Aliens and they were made out of
Speaker 1: rubber and you could like twist them in and make
Speaker 1: them into different shapes and stuff. And I had it
Speaker 1: and I loved it, and I lost it. And she
Speaker 1: found one on eBay that is still in the.
Speaker 5: Package, and I'm like, we have to get one.
Speaker 1: Get it please. I want it so bad.
Speaker 5: I will. I'm gonna try.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jenny, I'm thank you. I appreciate it, all right.
Speaker 5: When am I going to see you again?
Speaker 1: Well, because Evan's coming home, so we'll come up and
Speaker 1: see you in early June. Yeah, early June.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, all right, but I get my asking gear
Speaker 5: and get this thing.
Speaker 1: Get on eBay right now, girl, I am orders. Okay,
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 5: Happy birthday?
Speaker 1: By love you?
Speaker 7: Bye bye bye bye bye.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, we can't take much work because
Speaker 1: Brian has to get out of here.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not I'm almost done.
Speaker 1: Okay, you can't call Stacy. What don't call Stacy? I'm
Speaker 1: not okay, okay, there's she has I know? Okay, thank you? Oh,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong?
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 2: Hello? Okay, Pop? How are you up? I'm good?
Speaker 1: Hello? Wait? Hello?
Speaker 7: Oh my god? Is this the birthday girl?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 6: How are you am? I?
Speaker 9: Am I a mystery guest here too with happy person.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're totally a mystery guest.
Speaker 9: Well, I'm a huge fan from afar. But yeah, are you?
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you number three? Are you? Are you possibly?
Speaker 1: Number three? You?
Speaker 9: Ask hi?
Speaker 3: Karen?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 1: You're so sweet? Oh? My god? You you should? You
Speaker 1: know what you're number two? I'll be number three, No
Speaker 1: because what.
Speaker 9: You says or something like that, like you know, we're
Speaker 9: just all My.
Speaker 2: Angels are number one.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 1: See, I make him I see, I'm the one that
Speaker 1: makes him do one, two, three. It's my fam And
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I put you at number three because you
Speaker 1: are amazing.
Speaker 7: Well, he's so lucky to have us as me I am.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, he is blessed to have his angels, I.
Speaker 9: Know, right, and I think different gifts, you know, So.
Speaker 1: We provide him with different things, yes, different needs.
Speaker 5: I know. We just meet his needs all around.
Speaker 1: Not the sexual kind of course, but the other needs.
Speaker 2: It's so disturbing.
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 1: I always have to kind of gross him out because
Speaker 1: you know, you know how.
Speaker 2: It is sorry to sweat Laura and I sizzard earlier.
Speaker 1: Him out. He's so gross.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, what's more fun than gross?
Speaker 1: I know, I know he's I love grossing him out
Speaker 1: and I love embarrassing him. It's my favorite thing in
Speaker 1: the whole way.
Speaker 2: It really is.
Speaker 1: Karen, thank you so much for calling. You are a
Speaker 1: great person and I love you well.
Speaker 9: I love you too, you ageless wonder.
Speaker 6: I mean, I swear you're like you've got sentiment button
Speaker 6: disease or something, because you're like aging backwards.
Speaker 1: Okay, get me my wallet. What's your venmo? Because dude,
Speaker 1: you just made my day. They keep calling me sixty
Speaker 1: and I'm so mad she's sixty and sexy. I'm not.
Speaker 6: Oh, I love that.
Speaker 1: They're so mean to me anyway, God, but.
Speaker 7: That's why we love them.
Speaker 6: But anyway, you have an amazing birthday.
Speaker 9: Thank you? Okay, thank you?
Speaker 7: Okay, love you?
Speaker 1: Bye?
Speaker 7: You call her?
Speaker 1: That's so cute. Okay, this has got to be it
Speaker 1: what no more? This show has gone too far. What
Speaker 1: do you mean it's too long? Oh wait, just tell
Speaker 1: me who will? Oh my god, this is the last one,
Speaker 1: nore you. It has to be Brian has to go.
Speaker 2: He Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello? Yes, can you say hello
Speaker 2: to the birthday girl? Who is this birthday?
Speaker 7: Birthday?
Speaker 6: Birthday?
Speaker 1: You know what is so crazy? When I was thinking
Speaker 1: about all the people that Eric was like, because of
Speaker 1: all these people I've been calling in, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't think. I didn't think, like, you know, you
Speaker 1: guys have really been on the You've been on the podcast,
Speaker 1: like maybe one maybe anyway, Hi baby, Oh my god?
Speaker 1: You know I say hi to you. You know, I
Speaker 1: say hi to you and bye you every single podcast,
Speaker 1: but I love you. I say hi my sweet babies,
Speaker 1: I love you every single podcast.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And your mother's day flowers are still alive. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 8: That's incredible.
Speaker 2: And they're still beautiful.
Speaker 1: So you know what, they could be my birthday flowers. Okay,
Speaker 1: so there you go. It's done.
Speaker 8: So how are you your birthday? Oh my gosh, I'm good.
Speaker 6: I am.
Speaker 8: It's a little muggy up here, you know, but I'm good.
Speaker 1: Muggy or rainy both.
Speaker 8: Oh the USU yeah, the huge you know, it's may whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a beautiful well not.
Speaker 8: Whatever, because it's your birthday in uh four to eight.
Speaker 1: Will you please tell Eric and Brian to stop telling
Speaker 1: me that I'm sixty because I'm not. They keep saying, I'm.
Speaker 8: Sorry you were until you're sixty five.
Speaker 1: Okay, ouch ouch ouch, I know.
Speaker 8: I actually know how old you are and you're twenty eight.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, my boy. That's my boy. That's my boy.
Speaker 1: That's my boy. Charlie. I love you and I appreciate
Speaker 1: you calling and this means a lot to me.
Speaker 8: Yeah, of course, birthday, best.
Speaker 1: Thing that ever happened to me. I knew there was
Speaker 1: a god when you were put into my arms. I
Speaker 1: swear you're the best gift in the whole white world.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I don't even know what to say
Speaker 8: to that. You're so sweet.
Speaker 1: I love you, baby, I.
Speaker 7: Love you mom.
Speaker 8: Every birthday, Tell.
Speaker 1: Your beautiful, tell my tell my daughter, Hello.
Speaker 8: Too, I will, I will. Goodbye podcast by Charlie.
Speaker 1: That was amazing. Okay, okay, okay, we can have one
Speaker 1: more more, but but it's late May. If it's the
Speaker 1: other one, what do you mean. I don't know. If
Speaker 1: there's one more, it's got to be. It's got me
Speaker 1: like oh, she.
Speaker 2: Was way too busy to come on the podcast. She was,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, sorry.
Speaker 1: Hello, Oh my god, he saved the best for the
Speaker 1: last An my beautiful baby birthday. Thank you, my sweet girl,
Speaker 1: Evan Elizabeth who just made the Dean's Listed Foredom Eva.
Speaker 1: She's like, incredible, this this I don't this is my jewel,
Speaker 1: this one and my other one.
Speaker 4: Who do you think?
Speaker 5: Who do you think created me?
Speaker 9: Hello?
Speaker 1: I had a little help, but I'm going to take
Speaker 1: most of the credit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can take all the credit.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I will take all the credit. We're doing
Speaker 1: the podcast, and then after that I'm going to continue
Speaker 1: to watch Breaking Bad with you guys. Have you what
Speaker 1: episode are you on right now?
Speaker 7: We're on season two, episode twelve.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh my god, oh wait, what did the did
Speaker 1: the girlfriend thing happen yet?
Speaker 9: So don't say anything.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry, Hue. Okay, all right, I want that's all.
Speaker 1: I'll say. That's all.
Speaker 7: Say what do you mean this thing?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Nothing? Nothing nothing nothing nothing. I'm sorry. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I thought we were way past that.
Speaker 4: Okay, God, I no, no, okay, he just made the
Speaker 4: big deal.
Speaker 7: He just made the big deal.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, yeah, all right, Well, Evan, I love
Speaker 1: you and I Can't'm counting the days until you come home.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 4: I love you so much. I can't wait. It's me
Speaker 4: so fun.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see you, Evan.
Speaker 1: I can't wait.
Speaker 8: I love you.
Speaker 4: I love you guys so much.
Speaker 2: I love you too.
Speaker 1: Go to bed, it's so late.
Speaker 4: I know, go to sleep.
Speaker 2: Thanks for staying up for me, of.
Speaker 9: Course, Thank you, sweet girl.
Speaker 4: Well, I love you so much.
Speaker 1: I love you too, my beauty.
Speaker 9: All right, bye, bye bye.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: This sweet is the best birthday ever. That was so
Speaker 1: that was. I'm so filled with love and joy like
Speaker 1: you can't even believe it. My cup overflows with wonderful
Speaker 1: wonderment and just joy. Thank you so very much. Oh
Speaker 1: in this baby too? Did you want to say every birthday?
Speaker 1: Come on, come on off, there we go. There's a
Speaker 1: still boy too. Anyway, you guys, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for listening and thank you for participating in my big
Speaker 1: birthday extravaganza. I appreciate it. I'll let you know what
Speaker 1: happens what I did next week when we resume on
Speaker 1: Monday Night Live. All right, you guys, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for watching and listening and oh my god, love
Speaker 1: you so much.
Speaker 2: Love you, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Love your podcast.
Speaker 2: Love your podcast.
Speaker 1: I must be babies. I love