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Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one oh
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Speaker 4: You know, all of us now are very much aware
Speaker 4: that the price of pretty much everything continues to rise,
Speaker 4: no doubt. Wouldn't you be shocked to know that the
Speaker 4: average ATM fee that you're hit with for using a
Speaker 4: non network ATM has also gone up?
Speaker 3: What is it at now? Seven bucks? Now?
Speaker 4: That number you hit taco is reality in some places, right,
Speaker 4: But you got to keep in mind this is an
Speaker 4: average of all the ATMs in the country, whether it's
Speaker 4: a big city or in the middle of the country wherever. Okay,
Speaker 4: it's now four dollars and seventy seven cents if you
Speaker 4: do it on average transaction that's not part of your
Speaker 4: bank's network. Four dollars and seventy seven cents. What there
Speaker 4: is nothing more than a money grab. It doesn't cost
Speaker 4: them anything to process your.
Speaker 2: Well, you gotta have that machine built into the wall
Speaker 2: and somebody come and fill it and empty it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's paid for already. You Just here's what it comes
Speaker 2: down to. I know, I see your frustration. It's kind
Speaker 2: of like when you pull in to get work done
Speaker 2: in your car and they charge you. What is the
Speaker 2: shop fee? The shop vy? He cannot stand a shop fee,
Speaker 2: but it's fine, just included in the total. That's my
Speaker 2: points won that one they do. But here's my question
Speaker 2: for you. When's the last time you used in ATM
Speaker 2: and and and had a feet? When is the last time?
Speaker 2: I want you to think about it? And I know
Speaker 2: some people are going yesterday, when's the last time you did?
Speaker 3: Uh? I don't really use the ATM exactly, neither do I.
Speaker 2: I don't use it because if I'm gonna I'll go
Speaker 2: right into that publix or dare I say Walmart if
Speaker 2: I need something there or even Costco, and I will
Speaker 2: get cash that way, now, you know via like, hey,
Speaker 2: I'll buy there's always something you need and then get
Speaker 2: the you know, forty back or whatever.
Speaker 3: You know where you're really gonna get smashed on this if.
Speaker 2: You the strip club, Gamble, strip club, oh my god,
Speaker 2: and no matter action free thirty eight bucks casino and
Speaker 2: strip club, it's definitely yeah, you could. You could have
Speaker 2: like six lap dances. Talking about a captive audience, yeah,
Speaker 2: you could have. Honestly, can't be walking out of here
Speaker 2: with a boner to find a sun Trust Ama Street
Speaker 2: you get sorry, truest, I guess it is now I
Speaker 2: don't know. Two you get two lap dances for the
Speaker 2: price of that at ATM feed right, wow, but again,
Speaker 2: somebody said, and then your bank charges yet Oh that's
Speaker 2: true too. On top of that, some banks will hit
Speaker 2: them as well, it said, and then your bank charges
Speaker 2: you three dollars for using the ATM.
Speaker 4: That that is correct. In fact, the feet I'm referring
Speaker 4: to is the combined two fees of the out of
Speaker 4: network ATM and then your own provider. That's four to
Speaker 4: seventy seven is the average across the country. Those two put.
Speaker 2: Together, I'm wondering how they get the change out the
Speaker 2: twenty three cents change.
Speaker 3: I'm kidding, I know it's an average.
Speaker 4: You're hurting my head. All right, this is a bit
Speaker 4: of a dilemma here. You have a dying wish. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna pass away. I've left some requests to Uh, I
Speaker 4: hope you can honor after I die. Is it something
Speaker 4: about a doll?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I tested well, I stopped reading whatever they said.
Speaker 4: So what is it? A French actor and producer named
Speaker 4: Alan or Elaine Delon passed away. You just said it there,
Speaker 4: French an actor eighty eight years old.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: His dying wish was to have his dog euthanized after
Speaker 4: he dies and buried with him in his arms. His dog, Loubo,
Speaker 4: wants the dog put down and buried with him to
Speaker 4: take into the hereafter.
Speaker 3: He's not gonna know.
Speaker 5: You just do it.
Speaker 3: When the dog passes naturally.
Speaker 2: Then you then you dig a little plot next to
Speaker 2: him with that money that he leaves, because if he's
Speaker 2: requesting something like this, he had to leave some money.
Speaker 3: If he's making a strange request, he left money.
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 2: Why what to put the dog down, you mean for
Speaker 2: mounting fees and put the dog down everything. So you
Speaker 2: just wait until the dog dies naturally and bury the
Speaker 2: dog next to him. But Alan's gonna be quite low
Speaker 2: only in the hereafter without long, He's not going to know.
Speaker 3: Now, how do you know that? Well?
Speaker 4: If just does anybody know for sure? No other than
Speaker 4: a near death experience where people say they see light
Speaker 4: at the end of the tunnel or something like, no
Speaker 4: one can say for sure what happens.
Speaker 2: What so afterwards he can yell at you, you do kneel.
Speaker 2: You have no idea what That's what I'm saying. So
Speaker 2: if he did know, and he's like you.
Speaker 5: Sons of pictures, didn't kill Lubo and bury him with
Speaker 5: me in Makowski, you just you say, well, sorry, dude,
Speaker 5: and then you move on to the Holy gates because
Speaker 5: he ain't gonna be at him trying to kill a
Speaker 5: dog and bury it with him.
Speaker 3: What a what a egotistical piece? Oh God, I gotta
Speaker 3: watch my language.
Speaker 4: He says that he had owned fifty dogs in his life,
Speaker 4: but Lubo was the special one, that the two had
Speaker 4: a special bond and they loved him like a child. Eh, Sico.
Speaker 4: I think it crosses in the SIIC category. Well, okay,
Speaker 4: I'm sick of just for killing a dog. Hey, you're
Speaker 4: the veterinarian and the family brings in this perfectly healthy dog.
Speaker 3: We gotta put this one down. What's the problem his
Speaker 3: owner died?
Speaker 5: You just what?
Speaker 3: What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Speaker 3: You just fake bite marks?
Speaker 2: Like yeah, to go online and take a what do
Speaker 2: you call getty images of like dog bite marks on
Speaker 2: a face or hand? No, not a face too recognizable,
Speaker 2: but a hand and just go.
Speaker 3: Look at this.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a it's a violent dog. And meanwhile,
Speaker 2: dangerous dog. Meanwhile, poor Lubo is sitting there saying.
Speaker 3: Oh, speaking of dying bulls family, San Antonio, Texas. Look
Speaker 3: the fruit actor's bullsy. He made me too little done.
Speaker 3: That's why he's been buried with him sicko.
Speaker 4: Yeah, even know, if I can refocus at this point,
Speaker 4: you can, I swear. The family of a woman who
Speaker 4: recently passed away in San Antonio, Texas has received a
Speaker 4: bill of fifteen thousand, six hundred and seventy six dollars
Speaker 4: to be paid because the dead woman apparently broke the
Speaker 4: apartment complex is lease.
Speaker 6: The fact that they're attacking coming after the next of
Speaker 6: Ken who quite honestly we loved her mom, who were
Speaker 6: still grieving, and all they care about is the money.
Speaker 6: And we went to the apartment complex spoke with the
Speaker 6: leasing manager. He told us that he would use the
Speaker 6: security deposit towards the cleaning and turning over the apartment
Speaker 6: and that they would terminate the lease. They want the
Speaker 6: rest of the about a year's long worth of rent
Speaker 6: from a dead person.
Speaker 4: She had just resigned a two year at lease. And
Speaker 4: this is in Texas, and the Texas law says if
Speaker 4: someone dies, if a tenant dies, the family can legally
Speaker 4: break the lease minus what he just alluded to, you know,
Speaker 4: security deposit to clean or whatever, but yet agreeing to
Speaker 4: do that verbally and then what they actually did two
Speaker 4: different things. We need fifteen grand from you.
Speaker 2: They tried that with my when my brother passed the
Speaker 2: uh they the guy talked about it. He goes, well,
Speaker 2: you know, I do need and my dad goes, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna stop you here. I came over, I cleaned the house,
Speaker 2: I did whatever I did, he said. He said, we're
Speaker 2: civil right now. He goes stop and the guy's like, well,
Speaker 2: you know I can do whatever he goes. He goes,
Speaker 2: I have plenty of lawyers. He guess you just settled
Speaker 2: down there. Credible people, the ruthless. That is a scummy landlord,
Speaker 2: I understand. Okay, maybe first and that first and last.
Speaker 2: If there was a hole in the wall, take the deposit.
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