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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one oh

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R. But you're freaking idiots, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Reminder more trips today to win. If you've got to

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<v Speaker 2>Whoever is on the air reminds you before they play

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<v Speaker 2>the keywords, they better be Yeah, We'll remind you in

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, all of us now are very much aware

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<v Speaker 4>that the price of pretty much everything continues to rise,

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<v Speaker 4>no doubt. Wouldn't you be shocked to know that the

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<v Speaker 4>average ATM fee that you're hit with for using a

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<v Speaker 4>non network ATM has also gone up?

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<v Speaker 3>What is it at now? Seven bucks? Now?

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<v Speaker 4>That number you hit taco is reality in some places, right,

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<v Speaker 4>But you got to keep in mind this is an

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<v Speaker 4>average of all the ATMs in the country, whether it's

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<v Speaker 4>a big city or in the middle of the country wherever. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>it's now four dollars and seventy seven cents if you

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<v Speaker 4>do it on average transaction that's not part of your

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<v Speaker 4>bank's network. Four dollars and seventy seven cents. What there

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<v Speaker 4>is nothing more than a money grab. It doesn't cost

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<v Speaker 4>them anything to process your.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you gotta have that machine built into the wall

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<v Speaker 2>and somebody come and fill it and empty it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's paid for already. You Just here's what it comes

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<v Speaker 2>down to. I know, I see your frustration. It's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like when you pull in to get work done

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<v Speaker 2>in your car and they charge you. What is the

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<v Speaker 2>shop fee? The shop vy? He cannot stand a shop fee,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's fine, just included in the total. That's my

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<v Speaker 2>points won that one they do. But here's my question

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<v Speaker 2>for you. When's the last time you used in ATM

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<v Speaker 2>and and and had a feet? When is the last time?

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to think about it? And I know

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<v Speaker 2>some people are going yesterday, when's the last time you did?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? I don't really use the ATM exactly, neither do I.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't use it because if I'm gonna I'll go

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<v Speaker 2>right into that publix or dare I say Walmart if

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<v Speaker 2>I need something there or even Costco, and I will

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<v Speaker 2>get cash that way, now, you know via like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll buy there's always something you need and then get

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<v Speaker 2>the you know, forty back or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>You know where you're really gonna get smashed on this if.

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<v Speaker 2>You the strip club, Gamble, strip club, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>and no matter action free thirty eight bucks casino and

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<v Speaker 2>strip club, it's definitely yeah, you could. You could have

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<v Speaker 2>like six lap dances. Talking about a captive audience, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you could have. Honestly, can't be walking out of here

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<v Speaker 2>with a boner to find a sun Trust Ama Street

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<v Speaker 2>you get sorry, truest, I guess it is now I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. Two you get two lap dances for the

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<v Speaker 2>price of that at ATM feed right, wow, but again,

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<v Speaker 2>somebody said, and then your bank charges yet Oh that's

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<v Speaker 2>true too. On top of that, some banks will hit

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<v Speaker 2>them as well, it said, and then your bank charges

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<v Speaker 2>you three dollars for using the ATM.

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<v Speaker 4>That that is correct. In fact, the feet I'm referring

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<v Speaker 4>to is the combined two fees of the out of

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<v Speaker 4>network ATM and then your own provider. That's four to

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<v Speaker 4>seventy seven is the average across the country. Those two put.

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<v Speaker 2>Together, I'm wondering how they get the change out the

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<v Speaker 2>twenty three cents change.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm kidding, I know it's an average.

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<v Speaker 4>You're hurting my head. All right, this is a bit

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<v Speaker 4>of a dilemma here. You have a dying wish. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna pass away. I've left some requests to Uh, I

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<v Speaker 4>hope you can honor after I die. Is it something

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<v Speaker 4>about a doll?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? I tested well, I stopped reading whatever they said.

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<v Speaker 4>So what is it? A French actor and producer named

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<v Speaker 4>Alan or Elaine Delon passed away. You just said it there,

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<v Speaker 4>French an actor eighty eight years old.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>His dying wish was to have his dog euthanized after

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<v Speaker 4>he dies and buried with him in his arms. His dog, Loubo,

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<v Speaker 4>wants the dog put down and buried with him to

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<v Speaker 4>take into the hereafter.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not gonna know.

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<v Speaker 5>You just do it.

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<v Speaker 3>When the dog passes naturally.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you then you dig a little plot next to

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<v Speaker 2>him with that money that he leaves, because if he's

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<v Speaker 2>requesting something like this, he had to leave some money.

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<v Speaker 3>If he's making a strange request, he left money.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what?

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<v Speaker 2>Why what to put the dog down, you mean for

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<v Speaker 2>mounting fees and put the dog down everything. So you

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<v Speaker 2>just wait until the dog dies naturally and bury the

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<v Speaker 2>dog next to him. But Alan's gonna be quite low

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<v Speaker 2>only in the hereafter without long, He's not going to know.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, how do you know that? Well?

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<v Speaker 4>If just does anybody know for sure? No other than

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<v Speaker 4>a near death experience where people say they see light

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<v Speaker 4>at the end of the tunnel or something like, no

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<v Speaker 4>one can say for sure what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>What so afterwards he can yell at you, you do kneel.

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<v Speaker 2>You have no idea what That's what I'm saying. So

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<v Speaker 2>if he did know, and he's like you.

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<v Speaker 5>Sons of pictures, didn't kill Lubo and bury him with

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<v Speaker 5>me in Makowski, you just you say, well, sorry, dude,

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<v Speaker 5>and then you move on to the Holy gates because

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<v Speaker 5>he ain't gonna be at him trying to kill a

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<v Speaker 5>dog and bury it with him.

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<v Speaker 3>What a what a egotistical piece? Oh God, I gotta

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<v Speaker 3>watch my language.

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<v Speaker 4>He says that he had owned fifty dogs in his life,

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<v Speaker 4>but Lubo was the special one, that the two had

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<v Speaker 4>a special bond and they loved him like a child. Eh, Sico.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it crosses in the SIIC category. Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sick of just for killing a dog. Hey, you're

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<v Speaker 4>the veterinarian and the family brings in this perfectly healthy dog.

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<v Speaker 3>We gotta put this one down. What's the problem his

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<v Speaker 3>owner died?

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<v Speaker 5>You just what?

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<v Speaker 3>What the hell does that have to do with anything?

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<v Speaker 3>You just fake bite marks?

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<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, to go online and take a what do

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<v Speaker 2>you call getty images of like dog bite marks on

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<v Speaker 2>a face or hand? No, not a face too recognizable,

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<v Speaker 2>but a hand and just go.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a it's a it's a violent dog. And meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 2>dangerous dog. Meanwhile, poor Lubo is sitting there saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, speaking of dying bulls family, San Antonio, Texas. Look

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<v Speaker 3>the fruit actor's bullsy. He made me too little done.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why he's been buried with him sicko.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, even know, if I can refocus at this point,

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<v Speaker 4>you can, I swear. The family of a woman who

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<v Speaker 4>recently passed away in San Antonio, Texas has received a

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<v Speaker 4>bill of fifteen thousand, six hundred and seventy six dollars

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<v Speaker 4>to be paid because the dead woman apparently broke the

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<v Speaker 4>apartment complex is lease.

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<v Speaker 6>The fact that they're attacking coming after the next of

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<v Speaker 6>Ken who quite honestly we loved her mom, who were

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<v Speaker 6>still grieving, and all they care about is the money.

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<v Speaker 6>And we went to the apartment complex spoke with the

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<v Speaker 6>leasing manager. He told us that he would use the

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<v Speaker 6>security deposit towards the cleaning and turning over the apartment

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<v Speaker 6>and that they would terminate the lease. They want the

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<v Speaker 6>rest of the about a year's long worth of rent

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<v Speaker 6>from a dead person.

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<v Speaker 4>She had just resigned a two year at lease. And

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<v Speaker 4>this is in Texas, and the Texas law says if

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<v Speaker 4>someone dies, if a tenant dies, the family can legally

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<v Speaker 4>break the lease minus what he just alluded to, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>security deposit to clean or whatever, but yet agreeing to

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<v Speaker 4>do that verbally and then what they actually did two

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<v Speaker 4>different things. We need fifteen grand from you.

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<v Speaker 2>They tried that with my when my brother passed the

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<v Speaker 2>uh they the guy talked about it. He goes, well,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I do need and my dad goes, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna stop you here. I came over, I cleaned the house,

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<v Speaker 2>I did whatever I did, he said. He said, we're

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<v Speaker 2>civil right now. He goes stop and the guy's like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>you know I can do whatever he goes. He goes,

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<v Speaker 2>I have plenty of lawyers. He guess you just settled

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<v Speaker 2>down there. Credible people, the ruthless. That is a scummy landlord,

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<v Speaker 2>I understand. Okay, maybe first and that first and last.

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<v Speaker 2>If there was a hole in the wall, take the deposit.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, dude. More on that story on our Facebook

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<v Speaker 2>pageon really.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes it is JR R. Look at your