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Speaker 2: into the rest of the good. I had Miami Baltimore
Speaker 2: underd fifty one and a half. I had Baltimore scoring
Speaker 2: twenty five. They scored twenty eight's, but Miami decided they
Speaker 2: scored enough points the week before, so no need to
Speaker 2: score in this one.
Speaker 3: Look.
Speaker 2: Baltimore's in full playoff mode now, and they played like it.
Speaker 2: BBG had Lamar playing better than his average. He did,
Speaker 2: He had four touchdown passes. I had Henry having a
Speaker 2: good game. He did probably the best game of the
Speaker 2: season easy. No sweat went under for me on that one.
Speaker 2: Long horned the Dolphins obviously their dead team, walking gyms
Speaker 2: fired coach logic any minute now, and to his career
Speaker 2: that probably should have been over for being honest. Four
Speaker 2: coach logic showed up. It's just about run its course
Speaker 2: there now. So do you have any thoughts on this game?
Speaker 3: Well, they're keeping.
Speaker 4: They already anounced they're going to keep the coach, which
Speaker 4: is not a bad you know, like like you know,
Speaker 4: want intram coaches coming in there pulling off four out
Speaker 4: of six wins and being like, oh, we got to
Speaker 4: keep him when he's you know, so I don't I
Speaker 4: don't mind them fire and a GM. I'm sure they
Speaker 4: told coach logic, look, you're riding out the year. You'll
Speaker 4: get an OC job somewhere next year. But we're not
Speaker 4: making a change.
Speaker 3: So uh.
Speaker 4: And then on the Ravens side, Uh, they did make
Speaker 4: a trade today, brought in some defensive line help, which
Speaker 4: they clearly need. Brought in Draymont Jones from Tennessee. So
Speaker 4: Tennessee is selling big shaker there. So Uh, Raven's preparing
Speaker 4: to make their run and they they they can actually
Speaker 4: finish twelve and five if they run a table and
Speaker 4: can still hit the over. Is it gonna happen? Nah,
Speaker 4: not gonna happen. But technically it's still alive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's look at it just for shit and giggles
Speaker 2: real quick. Yeah, what's their toughest game left coming scheduled?
Speaker 2: They're at the Vikings, at the Browns host the Jets,
Speaker 2: host the Bengals, I guess, hosting the Steelers, at the
Speaker 2: Bengals hosting the Patriots. I mean, they don't have a
Speaker 2: game that they won't be favored in until week seventeen
Speaker 2: when they're at the Packers, and they still won't be
Speaker 2: favored in that.
Speaker 4: One, So technically it can happen. I haven't torn up
Speaker 4: my over eleven and a half.
Speaker 3: Ticket yet, don't turn it up yet.
Speaker 4: I glanced at it, and I certainly thought about it
Speaker 4: while I had the lighter lit like I was literally like,
Speaker 4: I mean right there, and I pulled it back, like, nah,
Speaker 4: it can happen.
Speaker 2: It can definitely happen, all right. I had the rating
Speaker 2: plus the three. Definitely the sweat of the day for me.
Speaker 2: That was an ugly game that ended up in overtime
Speaker 2: and in the n LAS Vegas did the right thing
Speaker 2: by going for two trying to win the game. Look,
Speaker 2: it was either that or it most like it was
Speaker 2: gonna be a tie. Thing got shit to lose, so
Speaker 2: obviously the right call there, and it looked like Geno
Speaker 2: had Baby Grunk open for the two, but the ball
Speaker 2: was bad. It down at the line. That's the most
Speaker 2: anti philematic ending ever. The shit, I fucking hate that
Speaker 2: so much. The Raiders, by the stats, should have won
Speaker 2: the game. Look, Jacksonville is very fortunate that they did
Speaker 2: not lose their third game in a row. Overall, though,
Speaker 2: it was just a spot play for me. You know,
Speaker 2: we told you the trends of both team's coming off
Speaker 2: of by road favors road dog or home dog. Those
Speaker 2: held true. But Longhorn Baby Gronk was the game. Was
Speaker 2: the story of the game of this one. You called
Speaker 2: it earlier in the season. When he plays and he's healthy,
Speaker 2: the Raiders are a team that we can battle.
Speaker 3: And Gina looks like a normal quarterback and.
Speaker 2: It looks like normal when he does it. We cannot
Speaker 2: bet on them because he is what makes this offense
Speaker 2: go good. Lord, is that kid fucking awesome? I don't
Speaker 2: know thoughts on this one.
Speaker 4: It was just always the right side and you know
Speaker 4: you you forgot to mention the part where the kid
Speaker 4: for Jacksonville hit a sixty eight yard field goal for
Speaker 4: it to even.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was nice, you know, like, I mean what
Speaker 3: what like I had?
Speaker 4: I had Vegas, you know, in a in a straight
Speaker 4: up pick them contest. So in a week where I
Speaker 4: got everything almost everything wrong, couldn't even get I was
Speaker 4: on the winning side and still couldn't.
Speaker 3: Get it right. Like it just just everything.
Speaker 4: Went wrong, but it was always the right side. It's
Speaker 4: a miracle that Jacksonville won this game. But also, you know,
Speaker 4: credit to them. They're winning team. They're five and three.
Speaker 4: That's kind of what you know, middling to slightly above
Speaker 4: average teams do, is they find ways ugly or not
Speaker 4: to beat bad teams.
Speaker 3: And the Raiders are just they're just a bad team.
Speaker 3: They're just they're just not a good team.
Speaker 4: And luckily they have an all pro just beast mode
Speaker 4: tight end that they can go that they can lean on.
Speaker 4: I don't think genty had like a great day.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't remember it being Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's crazy too because they finally like threw him
Speaker 2: the screen pass. Who would think to throw the guy
Speaker 2: get the guy the ball in space? It might be
Speaker 2: Chip Kelly. Every once in a while, good thing they
Speaker 2: throw in one screen pass to scores the session. I
Speaker 2: don't know, maybe tried that more often.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd be fine in any way possible to get
Speaker 4: the ball in his hands because he is just a
Speaker 4: difference maker. Yeah, and you have five catches for forty
Speaker 4: seven yards, so almost ten yards a clip, but rushing.
Speaker 3: Got three yards of carry. Man, Just you gotta just question.
Speaker 2: He literally ran straight into the line and they stuffed him. Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: they get no push. They getting no push up front,
Speaker 2: there's no running. Like if they're gonna go forward with
Speaker 2: this offense, which who knows that Chip Kelly is gonna
Speaker 2: still be there after this year, I would doubt it
Speaker 2: either way. They got to fix this offensive line. Man,
Speaker 2: They've got to fix this running scheme. It doesn't work
Speaker 2: for him. You drafted the guy. You gotta make it
Speaker 2: work around him. Whatever they're doing, it ain't working. But yeah,
Speaker 2: get him the ball in space. But yeah, baby Gronk,
Speaker 2: that first touchdown he had with the one hand in
Speaker 2: the corner of the front pylon, Oh my fucking god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's goods.
Speaker 2: But yeah, at least with him and the Raiders can
Speaker 2: score the ball. And if they could score the ball,
Speaker 2: we can bet on them because they're they're gonna be
Speaker 2: getting big numbers the rest of the season. That's probably
Speaker 2: the shortest dog they'll be the rest of the year.
Speaker 2: So but yeah, that was definitely the winning side there,
Speaker 2: all right, san Fray mint as soon and a half
Speaker 2: I put this on Math of the Clients. Seemac had
Speaker 2: the big game like we thought he would, and as
Speaker 2: a bonus, as I said on the podcast, as long
Speaker 2: as macachee asn't fucked me, we should be fine. And
Speaker 2: he was actually great in this one, especially for him,
Speaker 2: nine point eight yards per attempt, two touchdowns, no picks. Darn.
Speaker 2: On the other side, he wasn't terrible. Only five point
Speaker 2: eight yards per tempt That is terrible, but no turnovers.
Speaker 2: That's always positive from a rookie. But this one was
Speaker 2: just an ass whipping for most of it. The Giants
Speaker 2: had score trash down touchdown to get within a ten,
Speaker 2: but as far as a no sweat win, that's about
Speaker 2: as good as it gets an NFL as questionally for me,
Speaker 2: the Giants, you know, they're not a dead team. They're
Speaker 2: still feisty for now anyways, at least continues to not
Speaker 2: go into prolonged slumps and party could be back next week.
Speaker 2: I know long horned thoughts on this one. What'd you
Speaker 2: see this game?
Speaker 4: Well, just it was it was an easy, easy win.
Speaker 4: We talked about it on Thursday. It felt too easy.
Speaker 4: It obviously scared me off. I didn't have it in
Speaker 4: my premium picks for no apparent reason at all. It
Speaker 4: was just from from Monday when the line came out,
Speaker 4: it was easy until until Sunday when the clocks hit
Speaker 4: zero in the game. It was just it was always
Speaker 4: the right side, you know, San Frank coming off of
Speaker 4: a loss, that's their sweet spot.
Speaker 3: I don't know why. Second question, you know, uh questioned
Speaker 3: myself and had doubts, but uh. On the other side,
Speaker 3: Jackson Dart did blow it.
Speaker 4: A lot of easy wins on this on this board
Speaker 4: this week that I that I did not take.
Speaker 3: So we'll get that. Well, that's usually that's usually my
Speaker 3: sweet spot, So shame on me.
Speaker 4: Jackson Dart just continues to be really, really fucking impressive.
Speaker 4: Like he's going out there and having on a bad day,
Speaker 4: on a bad day.
Speaker 3: Still no mistakes. No, he's got nobody throw to, no running.
Speaker 4: Game like he's dude, He's he's fucking like he's earned
Speaker 4: like he's he's certainly their franchise quarterback going forward until proven,
Speaker 4: you know, different that there's no doubt about it that
Speaker 4: they can build around him.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, like I said, I didn't grant him at
Speaker 2: his leg give at all. Like I said, his stunk.
Speaker 2: But again, like you said, he's got nobody to throw
Speaker 2: and he didn't turn the ball, so that's always positive
Speaker 2: for rooky quarterback.
Speaker 3: He was their leading rusher too, Yeah, and.
Speaker 2: He was their leading rusher. That's not a good combination. Uh,
Speaker 2: We've always talked about and but like you, I mean
Speaker 2: you talked about on the podcast, San Fran doesn't lose
Speaker 2: to in a row. That's their spot less than three points.
Speaker 2: We were laying always and.
Speaker 3: It never moved. It's what pissed me off.
Speaker 4: Like if it went up to like even I would
Speaker 4: have I swear to God, if it had got up
Speaker 4: to three and a half, I'd have banged him in
Speaker 4: at three and a half and I wouldn't care because like,
Speaker 4: at least then I'm getting like some you know, some
Speaker 4: agreement that some some sharps came in, some heavy hitters
Speaker 4: came in on San Fran. It never fucking moved and
Speaker 4: it just I know it just scared me off, got
Speaker 4: cold feet, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Uh Green Bay Carolina. I had the under forty
Speaker 2: four and a half here, got talked about on the
Speaker 2: podcast and the matchups. It was all negative for both offenses,
Speaker 2: and that's exactly how it played out. I said even
Speaker 2: Bryce that this was gonna be a bad game, even
Speaker 2: for him, compared to his usual road terribleness. I'm not
Speaker 2: sure I've seen the worst performance by winning quarterback since
Speaker 2: maybe Tim Tebow. He was eleven for twenty Longhorn for
Speaker 2: one hundred and two yards, no touchdowns and an interception.
Speaker 2: But I did say their defense travels because it hasn't
Speaker 2: It certainly did now. By the numbers, Green Bay should
Speaker 2: have absolutely won this game, and I think this is
Speaker 2: a loss. It's absolutely gonna haunt them when it comes
Speaker 2: to seating, you know, down the road for the playoffs.
Speaker 2: This is the game you can't I mean, you could
Speaker 2: play bad whatever it's the NFL. I don't care if
Speaker 2: they're nine point dogs, ten point door, whatever they were.
Speaker 2: You can play bad, but you still gotta win this game.
Speaker 2: I can't believe they lost, but I only had them
Speaker 2: winning by nine. So I did play Carolina and all
Speaker 2: my contests as well. Look, I'm sure this one knocked
Speaker 2: out quite a few of my competitors survivor, so I'm
Speaker 2: thankful for that. But Longhorn, what was your takes on
Speaker 2: this one?
Speaker 4: Well, SERVI as survivor and my Survivor League, I didn't
Speaker 4: kock anybody out. I guess everybody already had to use
Speaker 4: Green Bay. So it literally nothing changed in this one
Speaker 4: for me in mine. H Yeah, it was always a
Speaker 4: side we talked to another one we talked about, like,
Speaker 4: I actually did really good on the the contest where
Speaker 4: you pick all the all the games against the spread.
Speaker 3: Because I was on all of these winners.
Speaker 4: I was on Vegas, I was on San fran I
Speaker 4: was on you know, the Carolina just another easy win.
Speaker 4: It was always gonna be easy win. The only thing
Speaker 4: you worry about is Bryce Young, which he didn't. He
Speaker 4: only plays well at home, Like literally.
Speaker 2: He couldn't play any worse. Yeah, they still won the game.
Speaker 4: So here's been the book. Here's been the book on Carolina.
Speaker 4: They don't play well on the road, but that has
Speaker 4: to switch to Bryce Young doesn't play well on the
Speaker 4: road because now they have a defense. Defense is travel
Speaker 4: when they're good and and they've proven now through nine
Speaker 4: weeks they have a good defense. This is just a
Speaker 4: fucking good defense.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: They brought in a few players, they drafted some here
Speaker 4: and there. Nothing great, But like this, whoever is that,
Speaker 4: that's coaching. He's got them playing good defense. You can
Speaker 4: count on defensive travel. But as you see, when you
Speaker 4: score sixteen points, you're you're in jeopardy of losing on
Speaker 4: the road. So the Bryce Young thing is still a
Speaker 4: real thing. So it has to be a good matchup
Speaker 4: where the other team can't stop their run because that's
Speaker 4: what they're that's what they're really good at. If you
Speaker 4: find that sweet spot.
Speaker 3: You're good. But but.
Speaker 4: At home, Bryce Young turns into a real quarterback. It's
Speaker 4: it's it's the weirdest thing. But at home he can
Speaker 4: he can play real quarterback. On the road, he sucks.
Speaker 4: But yeah, green Bay, that green Bay lost Tucker Craft.
Speaker 4: That that's literally like his best I just and Jordan
Speaker 4: Love has not been good all year that They've been
Speaker 4: kind of a you know, I don't know he's great now,
Speaker 4: you know, on any kind of grading system, but just
Speaker 4: watching him, he's not been good all year.
Speaker 3: So I don't know, man, that they're.
Speaker 2: In first you know, you would think that I.
Speaker 3: Can pull him up on PFF too, but like just I'm.
Speaker 4: Just saying, just just just watching him every week.
Speaker 2: I'm like, until he played the Steelers, then he looked fantastic.
Speaker 4: Yeah he did look good then, but yeah it was
Speaker 4: always the right side and in.
Speaker 2: First three C plus E p A.
Speaker 3: So they're in first place in that division. And literally
Speaker 3: he's been He's been.
Speaker 2: Pretty good throughout the underlying stats. Number one by the way,
Speaker 2: Sammy d we'll get to him in a minute.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he's been amazing.
Speaker 4: So yeah, Carolina was was a was a great. That's
Speaker 4: what I was refreshing it. He is at He's at nine,
Speaker 4: so he's.
Speaker 2: Just still playing top ten quarterback. It's just like he's
Speaker 2: had a couple of real clunkers.
Speaker 4: I think, Well, we'll see, we'll see if he's going
Speaker 4: to stay in that top ten without his his his
Speaker 4: most used weapon.
Speaker 2: Anyways, Yeah, that's a big loss for them. Speak we
Speaker 2: mentioned survivors, so I had the Rams, Thank god I
Speaker 2: had him left. That was absolutely a snoozer of an
Speaker 2: ass whipping longhand I don't know.
Speaker 3: Who you ended up with I was on the rams.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so easy to sweat win fir ust there,
Speaker 2: all right, Seattle, I just mentioned Sammy d Both of
Speaker 2: us had them in contest soon and a half. That
Speaker 2: was the ass whipping of the fucking weekend. Look, you
Speaker 2: never bet on the Redskins in prime time at home.
Speaker 2: You just don't fucking do it. Jaden still looks hurt anyway,
Speaker 2: and now his season possibly.
Speaker 3: Over well non throwing arm, so yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: Well that and they said there was no broken bones,
Speaker 2: so they're waiting for the MRI to come back to
Speaker 2: suasany ligament damage with that dislocated elbow, but either way,
Speaker 2: the Skin season's over anyway. Yeah, it does dan Quinn
Speaker 2: survive this? You know, without the Jaden injury, I would
Speaker 2: have said yes. But the decision to leave your franchise
Speaker 2: quarterback in the game down by thirty one in the
Speaker 2: fourth quarter when he was already clearly hurt, that's the
Speaker 2: kind of malpractice, man, that just gets you fired. And
Speaker 2: his defense is fucking horrendous anyway, and it's getting worse
Speaker 2: by the fucking week. He's clearly just not the CEO
Speaker 2: type coach. And that's fine, he's a lifetime coordinator and
Speaker 2: he's a damn good one. But this thing in Washington
Speaker 2: for him, I mean, it's over. This seems garbage and
Speaker 2: getting worse the long run. Is honestly what we thought
Speaker 2: would get from the scene last year and the knock
Speaker 2: on Jayden coming out. You know, he's tiny and injury
Speaker 2: prom he can't stay on the field. So we've seen
Speaker 2: it through two years already. He's great when he's out there,
Speaker 2: but at the end of the day, no matter how
Speaker 2: good you are, kind of like your boy Joey Burrow,
Speaker 2: the biggest part of ability is fucking availability. Are you
Speaker 2: there on fucking Sunday? And if he can't get better
Speaker 2: and more dependable on that, I don't know how long
Speaker 2: his career lasts in this league. And we've seen it.
Speaker 2: We've seen really good players not last that long because
Speaker 2: they just can't stay healthy.
Speaker 3: Man. So did he get hurt at the very very
Speaker 3: end of the game because no one.
Speaker 2: Else took a snout seven minutes left?
Speaker 4: Did they just run the ball every single time after
Speaker 4: that because no one else had a pass?
Speaker 3: For Washington? I didn't watch any of the game.
Speaker 4: I didn't watch any of it, so I he's the
Speaker 4: only quarterback with a stat sheet in this game. So
Speaker 4: they just ran, ran, ran, ran, ran.
Speaker 2: Well, I think when you got hurt, it was it
Speaker 2: was towards the goal line. I don't remember. It was
Speaker 2: fourth and goal or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, interesting that he got hurt with seven minutes.
Speaker 2: That fucking uh Quinn is getting lamp basted all over
Speaker 2: the place. And he did admit it. He's like it's
Speaker 2: on me. He's like, my mind wasn't on it and
Speaker 2: I just didn't think about it, which I don't. How
Speaker 2: the fuck again, that just proves he's not a CEO.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that means he's he's too wrapped up in the
Speaker 4: calling fucking defensive plays, not even like thinking about big picture.
Speaker 4: Oh the deck, just get hurt, God damn it, you
Speaker 4: better get up deck.
Speaker 2: He got up.
Speaker 4: He did, Okay, he turned his ankle a little bit. No,
Speaker 4: as far as the firing, like if they were serious
Speaker 4: about taking Jade and Daniels and what and what he
Speaker 4: did last year, just go get the fucking Ben Johnson,
Speaker 4: Like have you not seen enough? Go get the offensive
Speaker 4: guy to pair with your young quarterback.
Speaker 3: This is not hard unless.
Speaker 4: You got the you know what and new England's lucky that,
Speaker 4: like they got the great CEO head coach to go
Speaker 4: along with Josh fucking McDaniels, who's been a like twenty
Speaker 4: year or fifteen year proven. Oh see, that's great, but
Speaker 4: like without that, just go get somebody to pair up
Speaker 4: with this guy so and get that on the line face,
Speaker 4: get that defense fixed, and just just.
Speaker 3: Punked them that year. Fucking miss just missed, no way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well it was like.
Speaker 2: Sixty something yards was still well, the guy in Jacksonville
Speaker 2: can make it. Yeah, the guy in Jacksonville can make
Speaker 2: you fucking ask ah, fucking shit, what do you fag
Speaker 2: sixty five yards?
Speaker 3: Here? Fat bretton maher Maherr. I don't know what his
Speaker 3: name is.
Speaker 2: I don't know either who cares as a kicker? All right,
Speaker 2: uh yeah, I mean I agree with you, Like it's
Speaker 2: just but we said that kind of going into what
Speaker 2: but I still said, you know, last year was great,
Speaker 2: hard but Washington because again, it's been a lot of
Speaker 2: time since they had a real coach, and he is
Speaker 2: a real coach. He's just not the CEO type. But
Speaker 2: this guy's love him. They do play hard for him.
Speaker 2: They're just not very fucking good is the bottom line.
Speaker 2: But last year, the Jade and Daniels magic and all
Speaker 2: the fourth down magic. We said that going in the
Speaker 2: year it was gonna regress. It was always going to regress, and.
Speaker 3: It just he hooked it. He hooked it.
Speaker 2: He hooked it all right. Uh, I just want to
Speaker 2: throw this game in there. We didn't have anything on
Speaker 2: it but the Chicago since he game. Holy shit, what
Speaker 2: they played.
Speaker 3: There was a flag football game, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was flago.
Speaker 3: I think they changed wow change flag football.
Speaker 2: One of the wildest finishes this season. Okay, if you
Speaker 2: didn't watch it, you're under a rock. Four minutes and
Speaker 2: fifty three seconds left in the game, Chicago goes up
Speaker 2: by fourteen. Since he then scores a touchdown in four plays.
Speaker 2: They attempted on side kick, which nobody ever gets. No,
Speaker 2: they get it. They score another touchdown in six plays.
Speaker 2: They missed the two points, so now they're up one
Speaker 2: with fifty four seconds leapt Chicago gets the ball. You're
Speaker 2: thinking maybe they can get field goal range. You know,
Speaker 2: they get one first down and then Caleb pits the
Speaker 2: bomb to the rookie tight end, leveling for fifty eight yards.
Speaker 2: They missed the two point conversion. Since he still has
Speaker 2: one last chance to hit the hell Mary, it gets
Speaker 2: picked off forty seven forty two final thirty one goddamn
Speaker 2: points in the fourth quarter. Long form. Holy fucking heart attack, Batman.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you were watching this game, but
Speaker 2: what a fucking crazy ending to a fucking football game.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't, actually, I mean I had it on
Speaker 4: and then towards the end I had to I was
Speaker 4: focused on all my eventual l's that that came in
Speaker 4: the in the noon slate. So I glanced at it
Speaker 4: and it was attracted me and wish I wish I
Speaker 4: was on the over.
Speaker 3: I just wasn't.
Speaker 4: And you know, uh, just as far as this game goes,
Speaker 4: I mean, what does that put Chicago at Now? Like
Speaker 4: there are they five and three? Now let me see so,
Speaker 4: I mean like everybody is and now that now with
Speaker 4: now with green.
Speaker 3: Bay, they're sitting at the top. They had another injury.
Speaker 4: I mean, I know, Minnesota one whatever that like they're
Speaker 4: not gonna do ship with JJ McCarthy going for but
Speaker 4: you've got second. But you got a green Bay Detroit
Speaker 4: now Chicago kind of this isn't like this is gonna
Speaker 4: be a hell of the last eight nine weeks to
Speaker 4: the to the regular season for the end.
Speaker 3: That Battle of the North.
Speaker 4: So that's interesting to watch for sure. And and you know,
Speaker 4: the parts I did watch were Caleb, a lot of
Speaker 4: backyard ball, a lot, a lot of trick plays, a
Speaker 4: lot of fucking trick plays, which.
Speaker 2: How many I don't know, reverse fucking past I mean,
Speaker 2: they played a double reverse screen pass to their own quarterback.
Speaker 4: Which I almost say is I don't know that that's
Speaker 4: a good sign, Like shouldn't he be able to line
Speaker 4: up against that terrible.
Speaker 2: Fucking I mean, he saw him do that at Detroit
Speaker 2: when they were about like thirty. This dude doesn't give
Speaker 2: a ship. That's fine, that's up the ship. And he's like,
Speaker 2: I just want to call it.
Speaker 3: And we're doing it, like I guess, I don't know,
Speaker 3: I don't know. Just something about that. I was like,
Speaker 3: you're pulling out literally everything against Cincinnati.
Speaker 4: He really have to do that, But apparently it did
Speaker 4: because the dude Flacco.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I put put Flacco in the fucking
Speaker 3: Hall of Fame. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4: I don't just I'm sorry, Like he got a super Bowl,
Speaker 4: he's been in the league for fucking ever.
Speaker 3: And what he's doing now?
Speaker 4: Is this not the bestides besides Tom Brady, who's the
Speaker 4: goat and and was the goat post forty? Is this
Speaker 4: not the best post forty performance from a quarterback we've
Speaker 4: ever seen?
Speaker 3: It has to be.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's definitely spots for you.
Speaker 4: Rogers ain't out there throwing for fucking five hundred yards
Speaker 4: and and and going to.
Speaker 3: New teams and just, h what, what's the playbook?
Speaker 4: I don't give a ship, sit hike, give me the
Speaker 4: ball like he's fucking amazing.
Speaker 2: But when you watch him play though, like I mean
Speaker 2: the ball he threw the Higgins that's all hit. Like
Speaker 2: did you see that catch that he had on the
Speaker 2: sideline for the touchdown?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what you do when you have all pro
Speaker 3: receivers Like that's.
Speaker 2: That's that's I hope that your boy Joe Burrow and
Speaker 2: I know that's what I'm saying watching hold, I'm not
Speaker 2: discrediting flag because always throwing it, he's I mean always
Speaker 2: doing so into his you mean, always doing is what
Speaker 2: he should be doing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that's what he should be doing.
Speaker 4: That's what he is doing. He's not getting hit. You
Speaker 4: know and taking him and holding the ball, holding the ball,
Speaker 4: holding the ball like Joe Burrow, Like yeah, like this
Speaker 4: could parlay into something way better for Joe Joey B
Speaker 4: going forward if he, if he learns and applies it.
Speaker 3: But we'll see, all right, Just for.
Speaker 2: Uh look it up, just since you were talking about
Speaker 2: the those three teams. Just for reference, Minnesota has the
Speaker 2: fourth easiest remaining schedule for dB A.
Speaker 3: Oh they're making a run.
Speaker 4: JJ's it ain't dead yet, all you fucker's talking shit,
Speaker 4: it ain't dead yet.
Speaker 2: Chicago's got the seventh easiest schedule, and it's got the
Speaker 2: tenth easiest schedule. So this ship is literally gonna come
Speaker 2: down to it.
Speaker 3: So what is next week? What is next Week's just
Speaker 3: just I just want.
Speaker 2: To see, like yeah, like who's the Chicago hosts the Giants,
Speaker 2: Minnesota hosts Baltimore.
Speaker 3: Good luck there, that's tough draw.
Speaker 2: Detroit is at Washington. So yeah, Minnesota definitely they got
Speaker 2: the easiest schedule of manning, but the hardest next game.
Speaker 2: Let's say that.
Speaker 3: And green Bay is gonna buy green.
Speaker 2: Bay is yeah, yeah, okay, no, no, sorry, green Bay
Speaker 2: hosts Philly.
Speaker 3: Oh oh that's right, that's right, dude.
Speaker 4: If Chicago and Detroit win, If Chicago and Detroit win, dude,
Speaker 4: the tie for Green Bay is gonna fuck everything up.
Speaker 2: But who Yeah, that's that's that's Carolina loss is gonna
Speaker 2: come back and haunt them. Man, my god, this race
Speaker 2: is gonna be so.
Speaker 3: Tight Carolina with five wins. By the way, who Carolina?
Speaker 2: Oh, I no, tell me about it? Yeah I didn't.
Speaker 2: I did definitely not want to see. All right, let's
Speaker 2: go to the bad. Now we have telling ourselves, well,
Speaker 2: both of.
Speaker 4: How did it take twenty six minutes to get to
Speaker 4: the part where I sucked the whole fucking like the next.
Speaker 2: Ten minutes, great fucking Sunday, So.
Speaker 3: I know what would took too long to get to
Speaker 3: the bad. This is my time to shine.
Speaker 2: This is your time shine. We both lost on our
Speaker 2: free picks. I'm now seven to five on the season.
Speaker 2: Long Hore's now one in eight.
Speaker 3: How did I ever get one?
Speaker 2: I don't know how you ever won one? But longhere
Speaker 2: is the one we had to talk about because I
Speaker 2: said on the pockets, but he took Indy. Everybody should
Speaker 2: just bet Pittsburgh, which I personally did and put out
Speaker 2: the clients. But too, since he mentioned that Danny Nichols
Speaker 2: has not been turned the ball over for everyone to
Speaker 2: go bet the over on his interceptions. He had three
Speaker 2: and he lost two bubbles. He had five fucking turnovers
Speaker 2: in one game. You simply cannot make this ship up, Longhorn.
Speaker 2: Your terrible free picks are the gift that keeps on giving.
Speaker 2: It's amazing on Like it's literally.
Speaker 4: Like a well, are they terrible or are they actually
Speaker 4: really good? Because everybody's in on the bit now? Everybody's Yeah,
Speaker 4: everybody's in on it now. If you're if you're new
Speaker 4: to the party, shame on you. You should have been
Speaker 4: here like this is this is like what we do.
Speaker 4: We've I'm actually eight and one. If you bet on
Speaker 4: the right way, you're eight and one. So like, uh, yeah,
Speaker 4: i was on Pittsburgh plus three and a half. I'm
Speaker 4: not doing a bit or anything. Wink wink. Maybe maybe
Speaker 4: I'm not. Don't fucking worry about it. Just cast your
Speaker 4: eight in one ticket. I know, what is it fucking matter?
Speaker 4: What does it even matter? Like if I'm doing a bit, well,
Speaker 4: I'm not doing it. Do you fucking care when you're
Speaker 4: cashing tickets? No, you don't, So just just roll with it.
Speaker 4: It's eight and one when you're fading my free pick.
Speaker 4: And but I will say this Danny Dimes, he was
Speaker 4: Dupeles singer.
Speaker 3: We talked about that.
Speaker 4: Five turnovers and it was a one possession game. Pittsburgh
Speaker 4: is not good, Like, don't get this twisted. Pittsburgh is
Speaker 4: not good. Five turnovers and Andy still score twenty points
Speaker 4: and they's still only won by one possession, Like, oh
Speaker 4: my god.
Speaker 2: This reason why I didn't put Pittsburgh out to the clients.
Speaker 2: It wasn't decide. I never would have bet that game.
Speaker 2: It's just a personal bet on our own little bit
Speaker 2: that we have going on the podcast here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there is another there is another Tomlin trap spot.
Speaker 3: You know next week.
Speaker 4: I ain't And I'm glad they won because now it's
Speaker 4: the leatdown spot and we'll talk about it on the
Speaker 4: look ahead.
Speaker 3: So I'm definitely going the other way. Maybe we'll see,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 2: Detroit minus nine and a half. Look overall a long
Speaker 2: we had four units side of them this one you
Speaker 2: lost them all. We'll get to the three unit bet
Speaker 2: in a second, but overall, Detroit won the stats in
Speaker 2: this game, probably should have won, but at no point
Speaker 2: were they ever gonna cover Like Little JJ was not
Speaker 2: good in this one. But Detroit simply could not run
Speaker 2: the ball against this Minnesota defense. And when they struggle
Speaker 2: to run, they do struggle to score. We've seen that.
Speaker 3: Which How could they not run? How you explained that
Speaker 3: one to me?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It home favorites off of Bye. We talked about
Speaker 2: the podcast. It wasn't a good spot for Detroit, but
Speaker 2: bigger than anything for me as Longhorn. You put out
Speaker 2: a three unit parlay to win one unit. Now we've
Speaker 2: been doing this for twenty years. I swear to god,
Speaker 2: I'm not being hyperbole here. That's the worst bet I've
Speaker 2: ever seen you make. I wouldn't lay three units to
Speaker 2: win one that the announcer wouldn't say the word football
Speaker 2: and a fucking broadcast in this rigged ass league. So
Speaker 2: next time you think about playing three units to win
Speaker 2: one in this league, I just want to do that here.
Speaker 2: Listeners to this. Why don't you get being half the
Speaker 2: money you were gonna band and we'll go out back,
Speaker 2: I'll kick you in the nuts and we'll call it
Speaker 2: a day. Let's just do that next time.
Speaker 4: Let's all right, okay, Well we'll see how it girls
Speaker 4: going for But I mean thoughts on the thoughts on.
Speaker 2: This game in general. I mean, look, Detroit wasn't gonna cover.
Speaker 2: They should have won. Though in fairness to you, they
Speaker 2: should have won the game, they didn't. They did win.
Speaker 2: The stats JJ was not good. So so.
Speaker 4: My only mistake in this one, well at least post kickoff,
Speaker 4: is not not putting Minnesota on an even bigger halftime
Speaker 4: bet than I did wows Long.
Speaker 2: When he did put out Minnesota live in the second
Speaker 2: half to win one of those units backs. They only
Speaker 2: lost three units in.
Speaker 4: The yeah, And the mistake was not doing at least
Speaker 4: to two unit better on that because I was watching
Speaker 4: the game and when, like you said, if you, if you,
Speaker 4: they can't run. And we've we've all seen golf in
Speaker 4: these spots. When golf is not comfortable and he can't
Speaker 4: sit back there and feel comfortable, you are fuck city
Speaker 4: beyond the like it ain't changing. And I saw it,
Speaker 4: and I knew it. Why I didn't make it a
Speaker 4: two unit bet, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Because here's the deal. It was plus six at.
Speaker 4: Halftime, they were up three, So basically what it did
Speaker 4: was the pre flop number was nine basically you were
Speaker 4: wiping out that that that ninth I.
Speaker 3: Should have at least done two units.
Speaker 4: And then if Detroit, by some chance happened to come
Speaker 4: back and actually win, steal the game and win it,
Speaker 4: you get you get those two units on the plus
Speaker 4: nine wipes out the other one plus one, and you
Speaker 4: get the It's just I made a mistake on the
Speaker 4: unit usage and uh and obviously it was a bad
Speaker 4: pick to start, but you've got to you know what.
Speaker 4: Here's the deal is is it was a bet on
Speaker 4: JJ McCarthy and and I know you say it didn't
Speaker 4: play good and he didn't. But he did score two touchdowns,
Speaker 4: he did throw, he did throw the game ceiling fucking
Speaker 4: first down like it just he did enough to get
Speaker 4: the win.
Speaker 3: But but.
Speaker 2: Detroit defense, Oh, I'm.
Speaker 3: So, you know what, and here's nothing.
Speaker 4: Anytime I ever do a bet like this again, it
Speaker 4: will never be midweek ever. I learned my listening to
Speaker 4: this because midweek and I don't know what's going on
Speaker 4: in the NFL, and I'm I might start doing all
Speaker 4: my bets late in the NFL because I don't know
Speaker 4: what's going on. The injury report and the fuckery. But
Speaker 4: Christian Darrissol was not supposed to fucking play. I talked
Speaker 4: about the left tackle and how important it is an
Speaker 4: all pro left tackle, how important.
Speaker 3: That is to a team.
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, he's out there fucking playing. Kirby
Speaker 4: Joseph the other, the other all pro safety for Detroit
Speaker 4: was supposed to play.
Speaker 2: He ain't.
Speaker 4: After they got some scrub out there just getting burned
Speaker 4: over the top left and right. So just lesson learned.
Speaker 4: When you have this much, you know, this much invested
Speaker 4: on some favorites, you gotta get all official injury information.
Speaker 4: And it wouldn't have cost anything to wait. It's not
Speaker 4: like the lines. You know, you're doing money lines. It's
Speaker 4: not gonna cost you anything. So I don't know the
Speaker 4: injury situation NFL is now. Now, it's not gonna be
Speaker 4: a big stink like it was last week with Lamar.
Speaker 4: But it's a fucking bull It's bullshit. You can't just
Speaker 4: you can't just be like, well, Darrisahl is not gonna
Speaker 4: play midwek he's not practicing. Kirby jose looks like he's
Speaker 4: a go, and all of a sudden, both those are
Speaker 4: both those are committee oposite. So keep an eye on
Speaker 4: the injury situation. We gotta watch this more closely going forward.
Speaker 2: All right, let's move on to Long Horns Ladder bed
Speaker 2: on San Diego. Oh, it was only a podcast. It
Speaker 2: wasn't like anything to the clients. But last tents there
Speaker 2: never made it to the first young as the Chargers
Speaker 2: went partial Charger fell off since they started climbing. They
Speaker 2: were down by two scores at this one in one
Speaker 2: point and just another team that cannot run the ball
Speaker 2: to save their fucking lives. Luckily for them, they were
Speaker 2: playing what is possibly Longhorn in the worst offense we
Speaker 2: have ever seen in all of modern football.
Speaker 4: My god, maybe the worst team, maybe the worst team
Speaker 4: I've ever seen so and.
Speaker 2: The special teams though, I'll say that for them.
Speaker 4: I would make this bet again. And here's the deal.
Speaker 4: It's a loser, fine, I take the losses.
Speaker 3: I rolled down. I rolled down the three mistakes that
Speaker 3: led to the seventh led to all seven. Did they
Speaker 3: score seventeen in this game? How many points they end
Speaker 3: up with?
Speaker 2: Score twenty?
Speaker 4: Okay, so they got three points on their own. Congratulations,
Speaker 4: all in the first all in the first half. This
Speaker 4: is all in the first half. Pick six right off
Speaker 4: the bat. So you talked about Herbert fucking around last week. Yeah,
Speaker 4: right off the back pick six.
Speaker 3: The next time punt kick it was a punter returnery
Speaker 3: kick return, I can't remember.
Speaker 4: It's the punterer re turnery kick whatever it was, touchdown.
Speaker 4: Then after the Chargers scored to keep scoring, to keep
Speaker 4: it close, dumb ass kicks the fucking ball out of bounds.
Speaker 4: They get it on the forty, they get like one
Speaker 4: first down kick a long ass fucking field goal. That's
Speaker 4: seventeen points they got for almost nothing. And you know, so, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's a loser, but it really should have been twenty
Speaker 4: seven to ten at best, twenty seven to six. I
Speaker 4: just whatever, man, It's as the NFL, that shit happens.
Speaker 4: But I'm not even mad at that because they did
Speaker 4: what they're supposed to do. They came back and beat
Speaker 4: a shitty team. It was ugly, but they at least
Speaker 4: they came back to Now, Joe All, they just lost
Speaker 4: another fucking start. I mean, just what are we doing
Speaker 4: in the NFL?
Speaker 2: Is that for the year? And Herbert was sacked six
Speaker 2: fucking times in that game.
Speaker 3: They couldn't run and he was just getting beat the
Speaker 3: fuck up.
Speaker 2: I know I won on him last week, but they're
Speaker 2: officially firmly on my faith list. You know.
Speaker 3: They played Pittsburgh and that that's when I saw it,
Speaker 3: Like like, man, I mean, what do you do with that?
Speaker 4: Because they can't block, like they're they're literally down to
Speaker 4: like yeah, they're down to like eight nine ten starters
Speaker 4: on the old line.
Speaker 3: Like what do you do?
Speaker 2: The only thing about it is like what I what
Speaker 2: I paid for my notes on put them on the
Speaker 2: faith list. If you couple that when the team can
Speaker 2: actually score the ball with Fitchburgh, they're very mid at that.
Speaker 2: If you get them against seem to score the ball,
Speaker 2: it's Fate City for me against San Diego because again
Speaker 2: Herbert getting sacked six times by the Tennessee defense, which
Speaker 2: isn't terrible, but it ain't great, especially against Russian the
Speaker 2: passer Joel going down down for the year. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: just they're on my faith list. They're on my faith list.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, the cow sucks so goddamn bad Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: He said, yeah, okay, all right, Longhorn had Kansas City
Speaker 2: on the money line. Now I did not bet Buffalo
Speaker 2: because the off the by trend they were are going
Speaker 2: to the Bay trenders up against. But I did say
Speaker 2: the BBG had Buffalo winning the game and the game
Speaker 2: going under both of those hits. I said, Buffalo dominates
Speaker 2: the Chiefs the regular season. Mahomes is rarely good against them. Now,
Speaker 2: I didn't expect him to be good here either. I'd
Speaker 2: be lying, though, if I said I expected him to
Speaker 2: have his worst completioned percentage he ever had in his
Speaker 2: entire career. My boy kincaid with a monster game. Glad
Speaker 2: to see him healthy again this season. But through the stats,
Speaker 2: this is really just an ass whipping. It was closer
Speaker 2: than it should have been, just because it's almost impossible
Speaker 2: to blow Mahomes out. They got him down fourth and
Speaker 2: seventeen to where there was he's the big pass they
Speaker 2: go down and score. But even after I said all that,
Speaker 2: Longhorn said, it's his spot, he's his sharp favorite, it's
Speaker 2: his spot. Well, John, I ain't showed up and said
Speaker 2: you can spot these nuts. Pilgrim look on. This podcast
Speaker 2: would not be nearly as entertainment if Longhorn just listened
Speaker 2: to me when I told him, not the better team.
Speaker 2: And again, we've been doing this for twenty years. He
Speaker 2: never has and he never wills. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: The entertainment. That's true.
Speaker 2: That's not true. It's not true. Longhorn thoughts in this game,
Speaker 2: it was another good one. But again the stats dominated.
Speaker 2: Buffalo just dominated this game. But again, yeah, it's so
Speaker 2: fucking hard to beat my homes. It is so fucking hard.
Speaker 2: I mean, it took down They should have been beats
Speaker 2: two three times, and they kept us coming back.
Speaker 3: Again.
Speaker 2: That's my homes, dude. That's it's so hard to bet
Speaker 2: against that, dude, it really is. But Buffalo in the
Speaker 2: regular season beats him. He stinks against them. Now flipping
Speaker 2: around the postseason, I'm sure he beats Buffalo again in
Speaker 2: the goddamn AFC Championship game. We gotta watch him go
Speaker 2: to another fucking super Bowl. But whatever, on this Sunday,
Speaker 2: Buffalo got him again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just a bad read on me. I
Speaker 3: knew this.
Speaker 4: I knew this bet was dead when at half, right
Speaker 4: before half, they get the ball down to the one
Speaker 4: yard line and they have to settle for a field goal,
Speaker 4: like that's just that's not what happens to Kansas City ever,
Speaker 4: And the fact that they had to settle for a
Speaker 4: field goal. They had the ball coming out of halftime,
Speaker 4: get the ball, go three and out.
Speaker 3: They're just it just it was just the way wrong
Speaker 3: side it was.
Speaker 4: Now, I'm glad I didn't bang in Kansas City at
Speaker 4: a halftime bat or even Buffalo for that matter, because
Speaker 4: the second half scoring was eight to seven. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: like I don't even know what the spread was, but.
Speaker 2: You would have lost either side.
Speaker 4: I would think, well, I don't know if you can
Speaker 4: lose both sides, but like, it just there was no
Speaker 4: there was no distinct advantage, let's put it that way.
Speaker 4: So it just I just took the l It was
Speaker 4: a bad read and that's that's And apparently the cows
Speaker 4: are battery too, because they're just getting their doors blown
Speaker 4: at home in a perfect fucking Dak spot.
Speaker 2: So I don't know, Yeah, that's that's awesome. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: always awesome.
Speaker 4: Luckily they have a great offense, so you're technically you're
Speaker 4: never did with a great offense.
Speaker 2: But true, Now, anything else in this game as far
Speaker 2: as like going forward, I mean, this game didn't tell
Speaker 2: me anything about either see going forward. This is just
Speaker 2: how this matchup plays out in the regular season. I
Speaker 2: didn't see anything that I didn't expect it. Again, I'd
Speaker 2: be lying if I said I've said Patrick Hull's complete
Speaker 2: forty percent of his passion words, the fuck you did?
Speaker 2: That would be a lie. I expected him have a
Speaker 2: bad game, he always does, but it didn't surprise me
Speaker 2: either way. But I took nothing away from this game
Speaker 2: as far as like, oh my god, Can'tacy this or
Speaker 2: oh my god, Buffalo that. I still think these both
Speaker 2: these teams are about where I've got them power rated.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I'm not going to make an adjustment off
Speaker 2: for either thing either, seem to be honest with you,
Speaker 2: I don't know how you're looking at me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't really see any reason too.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's it kind of went the way it
Speaker 4: always goes, and it was a semi close game.
Speaker 3: So now now Kansas City is chasing a team that
Speaker 3: has a two.
Speaker 4: Game lead on them with uh not but that you
Speaker 4: know what, that doesn't even matter. It doesn't matter if
Speaker 4: they go if they go into the playoffs as the
Speaker 4: sixth seed, it.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter for Kent City. So actually that doesn't even matter.
Speaker 2: All right, uh, unless you got anything else, So move
Speaker 2: on to the are you fucking kidding that.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I do want to say that I got
Speaker 4: motherfucked on Houston. I didn't have them to the clients,
Speaker 4: but that was gonna be a win if Stroud doesn't
Speaker 4: get hurt. So yeah, that's uh.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, if we want to look ahead
Speaker 2: that one real quick, I didn't. I didn't pull it up.
Speaker 2: I didn't bring it up that you didn't have anything
Speaker 2: on it to the clients. But right, uh, bow knicks
Speaker 2: three for one hundred and seventy three yards or four
Speaker 2: point seven yards per clip, and yet they still win
Speaker 2: another goddamn football game. This is the most broad ass
Speaker 2: seven and two teams eleven.
Speaker 4: Points, eleven points in the fourth quarter, Like its just
Speaker 4: and Davis Mills, I mean, god damn it, Like he
Speaker 4: had a million chances just to go get one fucking
Speaker 4: field goal?
Speaker 2: And how is this guy still in the league? Hell
Speaker 2: is in the league?
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean he's a backup.
Speaker 4: So it is what it is, Like I get it,
Speaker 4: but like, and he didn't like kill him, you know,
Speaker 4: he didn't.
Speaker 3: He didn't have any turnovers. I don't. It didn't look
Speaker 3: like but Jesus man, like it's it's just it shouldn't
Speaker 3: be that.
Speaker 2: Hard four point six. I'm killing both with over four
Speaker 2: point seven.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not It wasn't great. And now the Houston defense,
Speaker 4: you give up eleven Look, I get it, you've held
Speaker 4: a team to seven points through three quarters.
Speaker 3: I get it. Giving up okay, give up a touchdown.
Speaker 3: Just don't give up eleven points, you know, and you
Speaker 3: win this game.
Speaker 4: So you know, I hate nit picking on a defense
Speaker 4: that only give up eighteen points.
Speaker 3: But well, but when your.
Speaker 4: Starter's out, I know, like you have to that you
Speaker 4: sometimes you just gotta go win that game on defense.
Speaker 4: And they buckled in the fourth quarter and it and
Speaker 4: all of a sudden they have a quarterback they could
Speaker 4: overcome it, and they.
Speaker 3: They fell apart. Like there, their season is pretty much dead.
Speaker 3: Like they're dead now.
Speaker 4: Because I don't know that that CJ is gonna be
Speaker 4: cleared next week.
Speaker 3: I don't know, so I bet I would doubt it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're dead. You're dead, Houston, You're.
Speaker 2: Dead, Houston. Denver's leading receiver was their backup running back
Speaker 2: for fifty one yards.
Speaker 3: Get the fuck off my screen, Houston, go to the
Speaker 3: ru fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2: All right, Well, I'll speak of the ru fucking kidding me.
Speaker 2: We had a fucking gauntlet on that on this Saturday.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we could have a slightly winning day
Speaker 2: if we didn't get fucked on a few games. Number
Speaker 2: one air Force money line, longhern. I know you don't
Speaker 2: handicap college football, but when you do, better them to
Speaker 2: service academy. What's the one thing you can feel good
Speaker 2: about that they won't do to hurt your bet?
Speaker 4: They won't pat they won't, I won't hit the over
Speaker 4: on passing yards or turn it over, which is that's
Speaker 4: what you're looking for.
Speaker 2: I'm looking for the term. Yeah, air first turned over
Speaker 2: three fucking times, two of those inside the opponent's ten
Speaker 2: yard line, which you know guaranteed points there. And even
Speaker 2: with that, we had a tie game with less than
Speaker 2: a minute left. They give up a field goal at
Speaker 2: the buzzer to beat us. Just brutal. But then later
Speaker 2: in the day, Look, sometimes when you have all these
Speaker 2: games going, you inevitably will have a couple of games
Speaker 2: will come down to the wire around the same situation
Speaker 2: and the around the exact same time. Now, what you're
Speaker 2: hoping for in that situation is just to go fifty
Speaker 2: to fifty. You're a coin flip. It's a port flip situation.
Speaker 2: Just take the fifty to fifty, move on and on
Speaker 2: great Saturdays you win both. On a shit Saturday, you
Speaker 2: lose them both. Well, it was a shit Saturday. So
Speaker 2: at Virginia Tech plus eleven and a half, they're up
Speaker 2: sixteen to seven at the half. Then they didn't score
Speaker 2: another point in the second half. But we still had
Speaker 2: a great chance to cover. But then the other game
Speaker 2: we had, going South Carolina plus twelve and a half,
Speaker 2: they're down twenty to fourteen going in the fourth quarter.
Speaker 2: It's twenty three to fourteen. Now we just need Old
Speaker 2: Miss run out the clock, and the Virginia Tech game
Speaker 2: right at the same time, it's twenty one sixteen. All
Speaker 2: we need is Louisville to run out the clock. We
Speaker 2: get either one of those, it flips our day from
Speaker 2: nine to ten to ten to nine, another winning Saturday,
Speaker 2: but instead literally within minutes of each other's. I'm sitting
Speaker 2: at the bar, both Louisville and oh Miss trying to
Speaker 2: run out the clock. Hand the ball right up the middle.
Speaker 2: Louisville twenty four yard touchdown cover blown. Old Miss fifty
Speaker 2: four yard touchdown cover blown blown. I have not seen
Speaker 2: a simultaneous ass fucking that well coordinated longhorse that one
Speaker 2: time we were at the Bunny Ranch. I mean just
Speaker 2: fucking that was little.
Speaker 4: Yeah you got you got pretty double penntrate that day too,
Speaker 4: big time, But that was this is different.
Speaker 2: That that kind of ship when you're having a middling day,
Speaker 2: which I most certainly was, you just need one of
Speaker 2: those to go your fucking way. You went to unit,
Speaker 2: you move on neither one of them did? I mean
Speaker 2: literally bam bam, fuck you, fuck you you lose? Are
Speaker 2: you fucking kidding?
Speaker 4: Back?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 2: All right, long horned time for some look aheads in
Speaker 2: the NFL two week number ten.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you.
Speaker 4: Well, I was gonna say we didn't mention it and
Speaker 4: the good but I can go ahead and mention it now.
Speaker 4: It was actually another good week for the teasers. So
Speaker 4: if you're still in on that now, I do a
Speaker 4: lot of not a lot of books offer them. Try
Speaker 4: to find you a book that'll offer you the open teaser.
Speaker 4: Talked about that for years. If you get an open teaser.
Speaker 2: The dog had almost undefeated.
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 2: The dog tasers had to be almost undefeated.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the brave even if you.
Speaker 2: Took the big sprints, Like even if you took the
Speaker 2: fucking not the Saints, probably the Saints is the only one,
Speaker 2: and maybe the other Giants.
Speaker 3: To well, the Saints would never be a teaser, they
Speaker 3: were fourteen.
Speaker 2: But like even if he teased every dog other than
Speaker 2: the Saints and the Giants, like probably every other dog.
Speaker 2: If you just fuck the wall, fuck everything, if you
Speaker 2: just seize every dog, you literally went all the rest
Speaker 2: of it in two every game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was good Raiders, Bills, Broncos, Cardinals and or
Speaker 4: not Cardinals. I got Cardinals tonight, which is gonna be
Speaker 4: another one. Yeah, and Sincy. So all those dogs plus
Speaker 4: Baltimore as a favorite tease down. So it was look,
Speaker 4: find you a book that'll let you do open.
Speaker 2: Carolanta, Atlanta. Uh. Now, the Jihants wouldn't quite have made it.
Speaker 2: Pittsburgh obviously, fucking Tennessee, New Orleans would have. Oh, Washington,
Speaker 2: so washingt would have been another one. So three three
Speaker 2: losers on dogs.
Speaker 4: Only one of those of the uh counted as a
Speaker 4: wong though, So so it's a look again, it's final
Speaker 4: you want to that you can do open. There's so
Speaker 4: much you can play with with the open teaser, because
Speaker 4: if you've got to open win teaser.
Speaker 2: That was fucking defensive holding. Why are we getting no
Speaker 2: calls on national television with the count? How the fuck?
Speaker 2: Every time I bet against these fucks, they getting every
Speaker 2: goddamn call. I bet on them one goddamn time, and
Speaker 2: they get no fucking calls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, yes, I know.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 4: Oh and so with that said, there's there's a few
Speaker 4: interesting teaser spots you can that you can do on
Speaker 4: there's other fucking sack but awesome. I gotta stop watching
Speaker 4: that game. I gotta stop watching this game. Buccaneers. Buccaneers
Speaker 4: interesting matchup against the New England Patriots. There minus two
Speaker 4: and a half at home, I've got some how's that
Speaker 4: home favorite off for the bad spot?
Speaker 3: All right? So tease up the Patriots to eight and
Speaker 3: a half. Love that.
Speaker 4: Let's see the Steelers Chargers. This is the one I
Speaker 4: was talking about earlier. You got Steelers plus three on
Speaker 4: the road at the Chargers. It really depends on do
Speaker 4: you think Harball can get that offensive line that is wrecked,
Speaker 4: wrecked offensive line stable enough.
Speaker 2: All of it? This game up at four and a half.
Speaker 3: By the way, Oh Jesus.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So you know the Steelers are not good. Their
Speaker 4: defense sucks, so if you just don't turn it over,
Speaker 4: they're gonna score twenty seven points probably around there. So
Speaker 4: do you think that the can hold the Steelers to
Speaker 4: twenty four or less? That that's kind of the decision
Speaker 4: in mine. And then the Packers Eagles on Monday Night.
Speaker 4: I don't know how you don't bang the Eagles up
Speaker 4: to eight and a half on a teaser. I'm interested
Speaker 4: to see what this line does. It's at two and
Speaker 4: a half. It's kind of in that what do we do?
Speaker 4: What do we do?
Speaker 2: Territory and the juice across the board on the fade
Speaker 2: between thirteen and twenty cents, So early money, you can say,
Speaker 2: coming on the Packers a little bit.
Speaker 3: And I and then I'm gonna be heavy on the
Speaker 3: Colts more than likely. I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm not putting anything early, So don't expect it to
Speaker 4: go out tomorrow or anything. But that game is in Germany,
Speaker 4: so like it's not a it's not a like, it's
Speaker 4: not a traditional like like you might say, oh, well,
Speaker 4: the Colts are going to a dome. Not so fast,
Speaker 4: my friend, They're not so it it You know this
Speaker 4: is coming off a loss a bath house more than likely.
Speaker 3: I hope, I hope that Pennix does.
Speaker 4: For sure, I hope Penix takes his penis to a
Speaker 4: bath house and it gets just ravaged with some sort
Speaker 4: of illness. Will just say, and it's uh he he
Speaker 4: plays through it.
Speaker 2: Drake Lennon in that game was a one man show.
Speaker 2: He was a one He's the only thing that kept
Speaker 2: them in that game that they damn near won the
Speaker 2: fucking If Dick had doesn't miss the extra point, they
Speaker 2: might win that fucking game. And but Drake Lennon was
Speaker 2: unfucking guarded that game. My god, does that kid turned
Speaker 2: out to be a player.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was That was awesome.
Speaker 4: So but you know, the Falcons are the Falcons, and
Speaker 4: they're sitting three and five with some awesome players.
Speaker 2: Their underlying stats are so terrible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I don't think Daniel Jones is gonna have
Speaker 4: five turnovers. So I think this is gonna be a
Speaker 4: bounce back thirty plus point performance by Daniel Jones.
Speaker 3: And I think they'd.
Speaker 2: Run away from this.
Speaker 4: Atlanta plus five Atlanta plus five free pig.
Speaker 2: Oh no, don't do it on purpose either, because no, no,
Speaker 2: I won't.
Speaker 3: I won't. I literally just look at the board and
Speaker 3: and and look, I got it. I'm not toning my strage.
Speaker 4: Just fucking bet. It doesn't matter what my strategy, Just
Speaker 4: go with it. Who knows what it'll be. Who knows
Speaker 4: what it'll be.
Speaker 2: The Bills are laying nine and a half by the
Speaker 2: way at the fucking just corpse of Miami, good lording.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's not gonna be.
Speaker 2: We just saw did we not just see this game?
Speaker 2: Buff Bill's and Dolphins? Didn't they just play a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago? Misremembering that I, oh, no, no, no
Speaker 2: it was it was Buffalo went down to Florida play
Speaker 2: who wasn't ship up the schedule? Hang on.
Speaker 3: Who Buffalo? Oh?
Speaker 2: They went down to play Atlanta. That's right. They went
Speaker 2: down south to play Atlanta and just beat the ship up.
Speaker 2: And then they went to Carolina. No, they lost at Atlanta.
Speaker 2: They went out of Carolina after the buy I beat
Speaker 2: the ship. Then that was it. That was the game.
Speaker 2: We were both like, I think Caroline's got a chance
Speaker 2: in this one. A wrong? I know that was with
Speaker 2: Andy Dalton starting though to be fair, to.
Speaker 4: Be fair, we need to bust out our our I
Speaker 4: might do a I might do a separate video at
Speaker 4: some point and do like a little mid season report
Speaker 4: on all of our predictions preseason predictions and kind of
Speaker 4: see how they're looking.
Speaker 2: Definitely got some stinkers mixed in there, for sure.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean anybody, like I don't care who the
Speaker 4: sharpest person is, they're gonna have fucking stinkers. Because let's
Speaker 4: face it, who had I mean, who had Baltimore three
Speaker 4: and five?
Speaker 3: Like that?
Speaker 4: I mean you shown me the person that had Baltimore
Speaker 4: three and yeah, nobody? And then like I wan Indy
Speaker 4: on the other side, who had Indy seven and two?
Speaker 4: So like, yeah, it's it's gonna be miss.
Speaker 2: There's always those teams in there, and sometimes it's injury related.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's just it's just you know, Indiana Jones shows
Speaker 2: up and he can do no wrong in this offense.
Speaker 2: It's there's all is that, there's always that surprise team
Speaker 2: or two.
Speaker 4: What do you think what do you think it would
Speaker 4: pay if you to do And I don't even know
Speaker 4: if they offer this bet, but like if you picked
Speaker 4: all eight division champs, And obviously it depends on if
Speaker 4: you're picking like long shots to but like like just
Speaker 4: in general, Like, what do you think a parlay preseason
Speaker 4: if you go to Vegas? I'm I want to parlay
Speaker 4: eight Division champs hundred bucks?
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 4: And again, I know it's gonna change a fuck ton right,
Speaker 4: Like do you think they offer that.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they wouldn't they.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I mean I bet a hundred bucks depending on who
Speaker 4: you put in pays you like twenty five grand, ten grand,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: See, even if you bet all eight favorites, it's gonna
Speaker 2: pay you fucking at least fifteen to one to win
Speaker 2: eight bets.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's gotta be hiring fifteen and one, even with
Speaker 3: all the.
Speaker 2: Fame you're because of the pro I mean, we only had.
Speaker 4: Eighteen parlay just in just in in like just a
Speaker 4: normal Partaly. Let's see a three team is or fourteen
Speaker 4: twenty twenty on four six, forty on five, sixty on six.
Speaker 3: Probably one hundred to one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, on a on an eight, So that's on a
Speaker 4: oh jeezus, Like yeah, and that's if you pick all favorites,
Speaker 4: which you'd be stupid to pick all favorites to.
Speaker 2: Win though, if you remember back in there when we
Speaker 2: were with the odds. There were only like three teams
Speaker 2: that were minus money, so you could say Favorite, Yeah.
Speaker 3: But even yeah, that's true. Money, that's true because there's
Speaker 3: there's some toss up divisions.
Speaker 4: That they weren't real short Favorite Philly which there and
Speaker 4: they're losing the division.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no shit, Philly was. I mean obviously Kansas City
Speaker 2: was minus money. Philly was minus a little bit of money.
Speaker 2: H did Troit was plus money, Troub was plus money.
Speaker 2: With the Packers, they were basically tied.
Speaker 3: They're not winning it.
Speaker 2: Tap Tap Tap Bay was minus money.
Speaker 3: They're definitely gonna win it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, like you go through the worth,
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously Ravens were minus money.
Speaker 3: And they're not winning it.
Speaker 2: They might Nobody was minus one in the South, so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but what and then you know Seattle went in
Speaker 4: the NFC West as of now anyways, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Mean even even San Friend they might have been like
Speaker 2: minus one ten.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's something we should look into when we go
Speaker 4: there in the summer and just kick the tires on.
Speaker 4: See if anybody has a obviously you don't. You don't
Speaker 4: even have to put one hundred dollars. You can put
Speaker 4: ten dollars on it's gonna have massive fucking payout.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's a PiZZ of money. Better for sure to.
Speaker 3: Eat somebody eighteen parlay.
Speaker 2: For all these years we've been doing it, neither one
Speaker 2: of us have ever went eight for eight predicting.
Speaker 3: It has to happen sometimes, it's.
Speaker 2: Got to happen sometimes, I mean.
Speaker 4: Why not, just like the Cowboys have to maybe come
Speaker 4: back and win his game. I mean, it has to
Speaker 4: happen sometimes.
Speaker 2: It has to happen. Well, I mean, if they'd stopped letting,
Speaker 2: you know, the Cardinals in the red zone, that might
Speaker 2: fucking help. But what are uh speaking of the cars
Speaker 2: right now? Look ahead? Plus seven against the Seahawks. You
Speaker 2: gotta think that number might dip a little bit if
Speaker 2: they handle the Cowboys here tonight.
Speaker 4: So it's off my board because they're playing, honestly, Yeah,
Speaker 4: sure the cow's playing.
Speaker 3: Are they gonna buy?
Speaker 2: Cow's going on to buy?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: This is this is a seventy three percent trend we
Speaker 2: were on tonight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it sounds about right. I mean I lost Detroit.
Speaker 2: That ever fucking how could that ever lose?
Speaker 3: I mean Detroit's seventy percent winter they lost, So it's
Speaker 3: it's they.
Speaker 2: Were on a bad spot though. Yeah, this is a
Speaker 2: seventy three percent trend and the matchup was perfect. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean we caught. We're gonna catch all this twenty
Speaker 2: seven percent long here this time, because you know that's
Speaker 2: just how football fucking goes.
Speaker 4: And and by the way, I look this up, favorites
Speaker 4: are still without this game included fifty seven point nine.
Speaker 4: So just call fifty eight percent cover this year fifty
Speaker 4: eight percent and all these done. That's what all these
Speaker 4: dogs winning this week? Good, just fucking ran into the
Speaker 4: picked the wrong fucking week, picked the wrong week.
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