Speaker 1: My hair is a wow.
Speaker 2: What looks like it looks like you've just spent a
Speaker 2: couple of hours in a in a hotel room.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Hello to Laura Kane after dark.
Speaker 4: Dude, we appreciate you listening and tuning in sound much.
Speaker 1: Away from me? Yeah, I know, why are you leaning
Speaker 1: away from me or something?
Speaker 3: I'm in a very weird mental and physical space right now.
Speaker 3: I feel like I want to crawl out of my skin.
Speaker 4: Are you got to make out with me?
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: He does this just to make everything uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Oh high pot, it's the kettle, you know right?
Speaker 5: I know, I know you are like to be worse
Speaker 5: than making people.
Speaker 4: Yes, I am the worst.
Speaker 5: I think you did for you know, it'd be okay
Speaker 5: if you did for fun, but you do it unintentionally,
Speaker 5: which is somehow worse.
Speaker 4: It's it's really I just love the fun. I just loved.
Speaker 3: I will never forget the scene when I was trying
Speaker 3: to make a conversation with that guy that I thought
Speaker 3: was cute.
Speaker 1: At the bar.
Speaker 3: I see you frying, starting to listen to the conversation,
Speaker 3: and he just quickly just doesn't. It was so bad
Speaker 3: way I could tell he was just it was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: I know it kind of gives me a little bit
Speaker 3: of life making you so uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: Still, yeah, we all get to find our drugs out
Speaker 5: in life.
Speaker 4: So anyway, I love you guys. It's almost my birthday. Yeah,
Speaker 4: my birthday.
Speaker 1: Almost sixty.
Speaker 5: I celebrate privately.
Speaker 3: That's not a lie, and I don't want you to
Speaker 3: say that. Let me be in my fell that is true.
Speaker 4: Let me be in my fifties for just.
Speaker 1: A couple just a couple more days, seven, just a
Speaker 1: couple more days.
Speaker 5: Fifty in your fifties, sixty.
Speaker 4: I just told you I think I'm going to be
Speaker 4: fifty seven.
Speaker 1: Yes, Jesus dude, I'm oldest.
Speaker 4: Wow, it's how did that happen? How did I get
Speaker 4: this old? It's really weird. Do you ever think about it?
Speaker 1: Yes, all the time.
Speaker 4: What the heck?
Speaker 1: Yeah happened.
Speaker 4: I don't feel it. I feel like I'm in my thirties.
Speaker 5: Like not that I act like it annoyingly.
Speaker 1: I act like I'm twelve.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Laura's like, no, you're like fourteen or fifty
Speaker 5: h something.
Speaker 1: We both are.
Speaker 3: I always thought that I was kind of like a
Speaker 3: fourteen year old boy.
Speaker 5: I could see that it's like it's like reckless social unawareness.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very much so.
Speaker 1: Laura has huge balls.
Speaker 5: Just no shame. No, it's really just no shame.
Speaker 4: I just don't have any fear.
Speaker 5: Oh it's no shame that too.
Speaker 3: I don't have shame going in. But once I do
Speaker 3: some things, I do have shame. I do get some shame.
Speaker 5: I'm just like, why would you do that? That would
Speaker 5: be such an uncomfortable situations, Like why, what do you mean?
Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, yeah, sure, I'm very naive.
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, let's let's stop. Let's stop ragging on
Speaker 3: me for five pounds.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I want.
Speaker 4: To hear all about your big solo trip to veac it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Now you were there for what three days?
Speaker 2: I was there for four days, okay, all by himself.
Speaker 3: Eric doesn't like to go to the pool. He's not
Speaker 3: like a guy that likes to like lounge by the water.
Speaker 2: But I did go to the pool because it was
Speaker 2: so fricking hot in Vegas. It was ninety eight degrees
Speaker 2: and like twenty percent humidity.
Speaker 5: Sounds like San Diego this last weekend.
Speaker 1: Oh that's why I heard. I heard it was terrible.
Speaker 4: He calls me and he's like, I'm walking to you.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I forgot what hotel, and you know, in Vegas, it
Speaker 3: seems like such a short walk and it is so incredible,
Speaker 3: so much farther than you can ever imagine.
Speaker 2: It was like, oh, I'm right in front of the
Speaker 2: cosmol Hotel and then I'm like, oh no, that's like
Speaker 2: fourteen blocks away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: I even put him to bed one night we were FaceTime, Yes,
Speaker 3: we we were.
Speaker 4: I wanted to see his hotel room.
Speaker 2: So I left on I initially was going to drive,
Speaker 2: and then I got a flight literally at the very
Speaker 2: last minute.
Speaker 4: And what airline?
Speaker 2: No, Alaska, Okay, Southwest was so expensive, and then I
Speaker 2: remembered that Alaska was now flying to Vegas, so like
Speaker 2: round trip, it was so much less expensive than paying
Speaker 2: for a car. And then I was gonna have to
Speaker 2: keep it an extra day because by the time I
Speaker 2: got home from Vegas, the front was closed.
Speaker 4: What was Sunday like at the airport? Was it just?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, it was super easy, Okay. So when I left
Speaker 2: on Friday or on Thursday morning, my flight out was
Speaker 2: I immediately as soon as I booked my ticket, like
Speaker 2: two hours later, got a call and they're like, hey,
Speaker 2: would you like to switch flights? And I'm like no,
Speaker 2: because all the other flights were more expensive. So the
Speaker 2: three o'clock flight that was going out was like one
Speaker 2: hundred and twenty four bucks.
Speaker 1: And then coming back it was even less, or vice versa.
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: And so I was like, no, I would not, and
Speaker 2: so they're like, okay, So I get to the airport
Speaker 2: an hour and a half early because I have TSA.
Speaker 2: So I got there about an hour and a half early,
Speaker 2: and I sit down and I'm like going through my
Speaker 2: emails and stuff, and I get an email from Alaska
Speaker 2: saying your flight number has been delayed due to mechanical problems.
Speaker 2: Then the text comes through that says the same thing,
Speaker 2: excuse me. So all of a sudden, everybody that's on
Speaker 2: this flight, and they were already saying we have a
Speaker 2: full flight if anybody wants to check your bags, like
Speaker 2: you know, so everybody bum rushes like the desk and
Speaker 2: they're like what do you mean, Like how how long
Speaker 2: are we going to be in?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: The agents are saying, well, we don't know. We're still
Speaker 2: showing that it's leaving at three, and then all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, a guy comes over and they start reading everything.
Speaker 2: So people start to panic and they're like, we want
Speaker 2: a refund, We'll find another flight, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: good luck.
Speaker 1: Everything is ten times more. So I decide to wait
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 2: So it goes from three to five, then it goes
Speaker 2: from five to six, then it goes from six to seven,
Speaker 2: and it goes from wait, no, this was on Friday.
Speaker 2: Sorry Friday, So I said it was getting later and
Speaker 2: later and later. No, I don't even remember the days anymore.
Speaker 2: So I I uh said, I'm just going to stay
Speaker 2: on this flight. We fly out at some ungodly time,
Speaker 2: like it was so late that I called the hotel
Speaker 2: and said, do I still have a reservation and they said, yes,
Speaker 2: if you're here before midnight, you'll you'll still have it.
Speaker 1: Okay, great.
Speaker 2: So I get on the plane and there's literally like
Speaker 2: five people on the plane.
Speaker 1: I think maybe some people.
Speaker 2: There were like two people in first class and then
Speaker 2: the other five of us were in the back and
Speaker 2: we're like, can we move up? And they were like no,
Speaker 2: you can move side to side, but you can't move up.
Speaker 2: And I'm like there's nobody on the plane.
Speaker 4: Well, so did you have your own road.
Speaker 1: I had my own road, like I was the office shool.
Speaker 2: And we got to Vegas so fast, like we buckled up.
Speaker 2: They brought us water and I was reading a book
Speaker 2: and they're like, we're descending into Vegas.
Speaker 1: I was like a holy smoke. That was fast.
Speaker 2: The airport was completely vacant. Nobody was there. So I
Speaker 2: get to the hotel room. I get to the hotel
Speaker 2: I stayed at the Virgin, and get to the front desk.
Speaker 2: No one's there.
Speaker 1: I had not.
Speaker 2: Eaten all day long because you know, I don't like
Speaker 2: to poop on a plane.
Speaker 1: It's my I refuse to do it.
Speaker 2: So I was starving and I'm googling all the restaurants
Speaker 2: at the Virgin hotel. They all closed at ten, with
Speaker 2: the exception of one restaurant. So I, you know, I
Speaker 2: run up and the woman at the front desk says, listen,
Speaker 2: we've got an issue. And I'm like, oh no, please,
Speaker 2: It's been the longest.
Speaker 1: Day of my life. I've been in an airport all day.
Speaker 2: Like what And she said, well, we have somebody that's
Speaker 2: requesting your floor and a king bed for some reason.
Speaker 2: She said, would you mind if I gave you a
Speaker 2: room with two queen beds and we'll upgrade you. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I don't care. So they upgrade me
Speaker 2: to the top floor. I showed you the room. It
Speaker 2: was sick, it was crazy.
Speaker 1: It was the view. The view was insane. It was
Speaker 1: the whole strip. You could see everything. It was.
Speaker 2: It was so nice. So I was like, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to complain. So then the wedding was Saturday and
Speaker 2: we had a blast. We went to vanderpump Paris.
Speaker 4: Oh I've been there, Yeah, it's nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then remember Scott who he had on our show,
Speaker 2: who was the fitness guy.
Speaker 1: Yes, So.
Speaker 2: He contacted me and I told him I was coming
Speaker 2: to Vegas and he was like, hey, do you wanna
Speaker 2: do you wanna work out? And I was like, because
Speaker 2: he has a gym there and it's called fit Club
Speaker 2: and it looks like fight club. And that gym was awesome.
Speaker 2: There was machines there. My body hurts so bad today
Speaker 2: I could barely move. We we worked out for like
Speaker 2: two and a half hours and it was so much fun.
Speaker 2: He's so smart, He's so freaking smart, and we had
Speaker 2: a great time. It was it was so much fun.
Speaker 2: And then the wedding was great, like Kate and Tim
Speaker 2: got married by Elvis and it was really really fun.
Speaker 2: And then we ate at this so we had all days.
Speaker 2: So the wedding was at one, and then the dinner
Speaker 2: after wasn't until seven. So me and a group of
Speaker 2: some of my friends from Washington we all went out
Speaker 2: to vander pump Pair and just like had a little
Speaker 2: bit of food and stuff, and then we went to
Speaker 2: this place called the Chandelier at the Cosmopolitan.
Speaker 4: I love the Cosmopolitan.
Speaker 1: It was really fun.
Speaker 3: I want to ask you guys, if you have this
Speaker 3: same mindset that I do. I have this superiority complex
Speaker 3: where if I'm in a elevator and somebody else is
Speaker 3: in the elevator gets on and they say like, oh,
Speaker 3: will you push six for me, I'm like sure, Or
Speaker 3: I get in, I'm like, will you push floor twelve?
Speaker 3: If I am above them, I feel like I.
Speaker 4: Am the coolest person on the planet. Like I feel
Speaker 4: like I'm so much better than that.
Speaker 1: I have a level.
Speaker 3: It is so dumb, but what I love doing it
Speaker 3: like when they say, oh what about oh I'm thirteen,
Speaker 3: or the one that says, pH that's me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's you I'm going up to a strange man's penthands.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, that'd be pH But no, Vegas.
Speaker 1: Vegas was fun. It was very, very high.
Speaker 3: What did you do like all the hours that you
Speaker 3: were by yourself?
Speaker 2: Besides well, I sat at the pool and read and
Speaker 2: it got so hot that I went back up to
Speaker 2: my room and put on the air and took a
Speaker 2: nap and watched I'm addicted now to this stupid show
Speaker 2: all about drug trafficking in like Brazil and oh, locked
Speaker 2: Up Abroad.
Speaker 4: He finally found the show Locked Up on.
Speaker 2: The Yes, and it is unbelievable what people think that
Speaker 2: they can smuggle. I mean, I was blown away. And
Speaker 2: the funny thing is is that when they're sitting in
Speaker 2: the back and they're testing all the stuff to make
Speaker 2: sure it's either pure cocaine or what you would use
Speaker 2: to make it.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know.
Speaker 2: There were two different things for curses. Yeah, like the
Speaker 2: powder that the things they cut it with.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well yeah, it's further precursors anything that's made to Yeah,
Speaker 5: so like the cocaine is white, but then this other
Speaker 5: stuff is kind.
Speaker 2: Of like a yellowy, butterscotchy color, and they're like well
Speaker 2: you should probably, you know, give it up, Like who
Speaker 2: are you doing this for? Not one single person would,
Speaker 2: so they're like, well, you're gonna go to prison for
Speaker 2: fifteen years. Five to fifteen years, okay. There was two
Speaker 2: guys that couldn't have cared, like they were laughing. They're like,
Speaker 2: who cares? They would not give up who they were
Speaker 2: doing it for. Oh god, actually they killed Yeah, oh
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 4: Those prisons in other countries are.
Speaker 2: Just I was like, get ready to be someone's bitch
Speaker 2: for the next five to fifteen years.
Speaker 4: Totally.
Speaker 2: I was like, you are going to have the most
Speaker 2: blown out buttle but you're just going to be permanently
Speaker 2: in the pickup soap position.
Speaker 4: That is a great show.
Speaker 1: It was. It is fascinating.
Speaker 2: Like one girl they stopped and she had like knee
Speaker 2: braces on, and they noticed it because when she was
Speaker 2: walking through her dress blue and they saw these things
Speaker 2: and they were like, well, that doesn't look like a
Speaker 2: knee brace. And so they take her in the back
Speaker 2: and she she pulls her dress up to like her
Speaker 2: knee caps and she's got knee braces on both on
Speaker 2: both knees, and they're like, do you have a problem
Speaker 2: walking and she's like, oh, yeah yeah. And they're like,
Speaker 2: so these are knee braces and she's like yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: So they're like okay, well we're going to take them off.
Speaker 2: They were they were filled with I mean, there was
Speaker 2: so much cocaine packed into those knee braces. And then
Speaker 2: she was like, oh, I didn't know, someone just asked
Speaker 2: me to put these on, you crazy.
Speaker 3: You know those drug mules where they swallow those like
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: And they poop it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, it is Ah, they have to
Speaker 3: dip it in like the oil, so it's like that
Speaker 3: is and then sometimes they burst in their stomach.
Speaker 2: They die, they got they they This was unbelievable because,
Speaker 2: you know, we had the guy on the show whose
Speaker 2: son died of fentanyl poisoning and they are of a
Speaker 2: fentanyl overdose and it was one little, teeny tiny thing
Speaker 2: and this guy had swallowed like forty tablets of fentanyl.
Speaker 2: They're like, we don't even know how he's still alive.
Speaker 4: Wrapped up in something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would have burst you.
Speaker 2: Oh, he would have been dead on the spot. God Like,
Speaker 2: when one little thing that's like the grain of sand
Speaker 2: can kill you. And he had forty tablets in his body.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they get away with it once and then
Speaker 3: they're so excited because they have all this money and
Speaker 3: they're partying.
Speaker 4: This is so easy. I'm going to do this again.
Speaker 1: And then they get Yeah, every single person they're like,
Speaker 1: why'd you do it?
Speaker 4: They're like money, money, of course, money, of course.
Speaker 3: Anything else happened in Vegas? You see any shows? Did
Speaker 3: you see anything interesting?
Speaker 1: Was a crowd It wasn't sap this, It wasn't super crowded.
Speaker 4: But the flip thing with the with the that they.
Speaker 1: Give you yes with all the nudi's on there, Yes.
Speaker 4: Yes, so you do you recommend that hotel?
Speaker 1: It was great.
Speaker 2: It used to be the hard Rock and then Richard
Speaker 2: Branson got it and I think it's through the Hilton
Speaker 2: now or something. But it's a beautiful, beautiful hotel and
Speaker 2: everybody there was superne.
Speaker 4: Remember when Vegas was like twenty nine dollars a night?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I remember when Vegas was fun and like
Speaker 5: a place to be.
Speaker 1: Well, do you know what that? Do you know what?
Speaker 1: The uber driver told me?
Speaker 2: So nobody because of all the political climate right now,
Speaker 2: nobody from Canada comes and nobody from Mexico comes to
Speaker 2: Vegas right now. Nobody is coming from Canada or Vegas,
Speaker 2: the uber driver said, because I was mentioning how dead
Speaker 2: the airport was, and he goes, oh, oh, yeah, he said.
Speaker 2: And then he was telling me, you know how they
Speaker 2: set up the whole Formula car thing there near the
Speaker 2: near the sphere, so they for the next he goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: for the next effing twelve years. We've got this piece
Speaker 2: of shit, you know where they shut down the main
Speaker 2: drag and it's for four days.
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 2: All these small business owners are filing lawsuits because nobody
Speaker 2: can get to their businesses and they're losing like millions
Speaker 2: of dollars. And they have to because of the the
Speaker 2: velocity of force that these cards generate when they're flying
Speaker 2: down the street, they have to bolt down all the
Speaker 2: manhole covers so that they don't flip.
Speaker 1: Up and like cause an accident.
Speaker 4: God what expent.
Speaker 1: It sounded like a nightmare.
Speaker 2: And then he told me this the first time they
Speaker 2: had it, which I think was last year, all the
Speaker 2: hotels were like, oh, this is gonna be such a
Speaker 2: slam dunk, he said, A normal hotel that would charge
Speaker 2: like two hundred and twenty five dollars a night for
Speaker 2: a room. They were charging five grand and getting it
Speaker 2: a night.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 5: It A couple of years ago, my my dad was
Speaker 5: in a business trip for Monaco and he sent me
Speaker 5: a picture from his hotel room and it was overlooking
Speaker 5: a very famous bend in their big track out in Monaco.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 5: I forget what race it's for, and he said he
Speaker 5: told me, He's like, yeah, they're in the peak season.
Speaker 5: This room is like fifty grand a night because you
Speaker 5: can watch the race from your hotel room.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my god, that is crazy.
Speaker 3: And there's some people out there that just like wipe
Speaker 3: their butt with fifty Oh yeah.
Speaker 5: He sent me a picture of the cart the valet
Speaker 5: out front, and it was more money than you will
Speaker 5: ever imagine parked out.
Speaker 1: You would not be leave some of the outfits I saw, Oh.
Speaker 4: Yes, I would. Oh god, Oh you see any bear
Speaker 4: boobs or anything?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, in the middle of the day in ninety
Speaker 2: eight degree weather, Like yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Well, if speaking of sexy, I have something to read
Speaker 3: to you. It's uh, things that are sexy now that
Speaker 3: weren't twenty years ago.
Speaker 4: And see how many of these you guys agree with?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, eyebrows that aren't penciled thin, yeah, remember
Speaker 3: those like Pamela Anderson, so she still has.
Speaker 5: Those, like I don't think they look good.
Speaker 4: No, okay. Thoughts on the bleached out awful, awful, awful.
Speaker 1: You look like an alien.
Speaker 5: You look like you just don't have them like that goth.
Speaker 1: I know Miley Cyrus did it.
Speaker 5: It looks so bad. It's just not just you look
Speaker 5: like you don't have any eyebrows, which I don't understand
Speaker 5: the point.
Speaker 2: But I will say I've got the first like four
Speaker 2: tracks or three of the new Miley Cyrus album, Something Beautiful.
Speaker 1: It is freaking good. Love my mind.
Speaker 3: You Now, I'll probably like, no, I'm not interested in that,
Speaker 3: but I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna play it for you. It's going to play it
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 4: Lack of a tan is now sexy.
Speaker 1: Good. I'm done, I'm all ready to go.
Speaker 3: It used to be everybody wanted to tanning salons and
Speaker 3: stuff like that just to have some color, and now it's.
Speaker 5: Like pale as it well, I think tanning salungs are
Speaker 5: definitely out. I don't know if i'd say that being
Speaker 5: pale as, I mean, I haven't seen that.
Speaker 3: Not being tanned somehow is more attractive now these days,
Speaker 3: according to this survey, I called bowl lack of tattoos
Speaker 3: in addition to having tattoos.
Speaker 4: So it's kind of like the.
Speaker 1: Same good on that part too.
Speaker 4: Fifty year old girls are sexy.
Speaker 5: Those those are old ladies.
Speaker 4: Twenty years ago.
Speaker 3: But think about it, twenty years ago when people turn fifty,
Speaker 3: they look like they could be on Golden Girls, Like,
Speaker 3: weren't the Golden Girls in their fifties?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were young, they were young.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, And now today fifty looks like thirty.
Speaker 1: Do you know who was the youngest of all the
Speaker 1: Golden Girls?
Speaker 2: No, the grandmother Sophia, a little un she was the
Speaker 2: oldest of all four of them, or the youngest I
Speaker 2: mean of all four of them.
Speaker 3: Sexy now bald guys with beards okay, okay.
Speaker 4: Used to scream midlife crisis. Now it's a whole wait.
Speaker 5: No, it also used to be like the porn star,
Speaker 5: like the mustache and the bald head, like like the
Speaker 5: seventies porn.
Speaker 1: Star dated a bald guy.
Speaker 5: No, I'm a big fan of bald.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, it sucks to be a guy and
Speaker 3: go bald, because what choices did you have you have
Speaker 3: to go through that painful process to get like hair
Speaker 3: plugs or whatever.
Speaker 5: There's also like treatments for it.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, but it still would suck. I would think
Speaker 4: muscular women are now sexy.
Speaker 1: What do you think about that?
Speaker 5: Okay? I don't want to be secks or anything.
Speaker 1: It depends on how muscular.
Speaker 5: I typically yeah, I typically say.
Speaker 2: No if it looks like Arnold Swartzenegger, if she looks
Speaker 2: like Arnold Schwarzenegger wearing a pair of high heels, no,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 1: That is I agree, that is just ugly.
Speaker 5: If you want to do it, though, go for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, hey, to each his own if that's
Speaker 2: something that you're into.
Speaker 1: But you know what gets big your clit? Wait?
Speaker 2: What if women take steroids their clit it comes out
Speaker 2: it looks like a penis?
Speaker 5: Well, I think that's actually be good?
Speaker 1: Am I making you uncomfortable and.
Speaker 4: Just screaming the word.
Speaker 1: Like like would I say clip?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: But it's you know, it looks bad though, And they
Speaker 5: get like really big packs and it makes like their
Speaker 5: boots kind of hang off their muscles weird.
Speaker 1: I think that's yeah, it's ugly. Okay, But what would
Speaker 1: be close.
Speaker 2: What would be worse is your clip just like sticking out? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that would be bad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be yeah. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: What clip.
Speaker 4: Okay, long hair.
Speaker 5: On dudes, gross, Well define long we talk? How long
Speaker 5: are we talking?
Speaker 4: It doesn't say.
Speaker 5: But if it's below the shoulders sometimes, if it's like
Speaker 5: the neck or the that's not yeah.
Speaker 3: And if it's nice looking in the thick and not
Speaker 3: straggly and like.
Speaker 5: Guys with like but guys with like chick level hair
Speaker 5: where it's just like hanging down straight. I like share hair. No, like,
Speaker 5: some guys can definitely pull it off, but I don't
Speaker 5: know if they would look better with long hair than
Speaker 5: they would just short hair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like guys. I like guys with shorter hair.
Speaker 5: Yeah, some people pulled off.
Speaker 3: Though, smaller chested women are now sexier as opposed to
Speaker 3: big fake jugs.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I hate those.
Speaker 3: Well mine aren't giant there. They fit my body right,
Speaker 3: thank you very much, and I love them. Bigger chested men,
Speaker 3: specifically dad bods are sexy.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but it's when they say dad bods, they
Speaker 5: don't mean fat older men. They mean men who just
Speaker 5: have like they are not skinny. But they're also really muscular.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like huge bough.
Speaker 5: No, it means huge bicep in chest with also a
Speaker 5: beer belly. Oh okay, it doesn't mean like lazy looking.
Speaker 5: It just means, you know, fat and strong.
Speaker 1: Oh absolutely not for number.
Speaker 3: Ten sweatpants with elastic around the ankle and kath length socks.
Speaker 1: That is hideous. That's sexy now for women or men,
Speaker 1: it doesn't.
Speaker 5: I think chicks if you have the socks over and
Speaker 5: press chicks growth.
Speaker 3: Now, this is something that I should work for, and
Speaker 3: I wonder if I could ever get it.
Speaker 4: An eight hundred credit score.
Speaker 5: That is been there, done that.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's mine almost.
Speaker 5: It's actually I'm almost at an eight hand right, it's
Speaker 5: not that hard. Actually, don't think I'm a hun I'm
Speaker 5: pretty cleo.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm pretty close. Yeah. Wow, it's bills.
Speaker 4: Well, it's so there's a lot of things I hate.
Speaker 3: To fix along the way. J. Wurtzer, I know, JJ
Speaker 3: help me.
Speaker 5: Thanks J.
Speaker 3: Critical thinking skills and emotional maturity are now sexy.
Speaker 1: No, I think that's always been sexy.
Speaker 5: No, here's here's the problem. They are. But the problem
Speaker 5: is that emotional maturity quote end quote is just oftentimes
Speaker 5: comes out as just a hyper fixation on emotional stuff,
Speaker 5: and so it comes out as like that hurt my
Speaker 5: It's one of those things where it's like a very
Speaker 5: complex game of you hurt my feelings and it becomes
Speaker 5: endlessly bogged down and crap. So emotional maturity is great,
Speaker 5: but it has to actually be real emotional maturity and
Speaker 5: not just emotional conversation.
Speaker 3: Sure, I agree with you being vegan or at least
Speaker 3: being as healthy as you can dodge.
Speaker 5: No, I love being healthy, but being vegan, I would
Speaker 5: no offense to vegans out there. I respect you all. Yeah, well, anyways,
Speaker 5: I'd rather die. Why, dude, meat is so good.
Speaker 4: I do love me a good steak so.
Speaker 5: Like, I don't even know how many meals I have, Like,
Speaker 5: I can't think of very many meals where it doesn't
Speaker 5: there isn't some form of meat with it.
Speaker 4: What do you prefer? Chicken, beef, pork, lamb? Like, what's
Speaker 4: your favorite?
Speaker 5: Porks on the bottom, Porks on the bottom, just because
Speaker 5: it's not as good lamb is amazing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like round that.
Speaker 5: Oh good. Yeah, chicken is hit or miss. Sometimes chicken
Speaker 5: is really good, sometimes chickens really black. You have to.
Speaker 2: You have to get chick You have to get it
Speaker 2: when it's organic and air chilled.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, beef is good. You gotta be careful. You
Speaker 5: can't have too much beef though. Yeah, beefe well very fatty.
Speaker 4: I do love beef. Being a non smoker, that's very sexy.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Smoking is kind of cool. I'm not gonna lie. Smoking
Speaker 5: is kind of cool sometimes. Look, don't smoke, but we
Speaker 5: can't lie the kids until them. Smoking isn't cool. Smoking
Speaker 5: is cool. It's just really bad for you. Okay, it's true.
Speaker 3: No one a Gmail attention Brian with a wife.
Speaker 5: Look, I dare if you want to make a movie
Speaker 5: character cooler, you make them a smoker, because you look cool,
Speaker 5: especially when you take the cigarette' mouth and you flick
Speaker 5: it when you're saying badass.
Speaker 3: What about those long things that they used to put
Speaker 3: the cigarette at the end of in the like those
Speaker 3: were kind of cool.
Speaker 5: Here there was you guys remember that movie Bullet Train. Yes,
Speaker 5: there was a scene in the in the trailer where
Speaker 5: Aaron Taylor Johnson is like walking away and he slowly
Speaker 5: takes a cigarette and flicks it in like slow motion,
Speaker 5: and I almost lost a romantic partner to him doing that, so,
Speaker 5: oh my god, the hottest thing ever apparently.
Speaker 4: Having zero posts on social media.
Speaker 1: I think that sounds like heaven.
Speaker 5: I think that is cool.
Speaker 3: You know, if I met a guy and he said, oh,
Speaker 3: I don't I'm not on Instagram, I'd be like, I
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 5: I think having like two is cool, like having like
Speaker 5: a like just a couple if I have to.
Speaker 4: Scroll, you know what? I think if I didn't have to.
Speaker 3: Be as involved in social media as we do, because
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 4: We're we do.
Speaker 3: This is it's our deal, I don't think I would
Speaker 3: be on it. It's uh, it's kind of a waste
Speaker 3: of time.
Speaker 4: I never makes you kind of feel bad about.
Speaker 1: Yourself sometimes that issue it is because you're living.
Speaker 4: These glorious lies. The only put the best things, you know.
Speaker 5: I do love Twitter, not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: See that's the one I don't ever delve into or
Speaker 3: X or whatever it's called.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm also very involved in politics, so and now,
Speaker 5: I literally I don't think I've ever posted a single
Speaker 5: thing on sites like Twitter, Like, I've never engaged in
Speaker 5: conversation there. But I love spectating so much. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's great.
Speaker 3: Okay, Facebook TikTok, Instagram.
Speaker 5: Twitter, Facebook's the worst.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, you love Facebook, You've changed.
Speaker 2: I only post on it for the show, or like
Speaker 2: I did a Mother's Day post, Like I don't post
Speaker 2: anything about.
Speaker 5: Like Facebook's so old now my life did he? Oh?
Speaker 1: I used to Facebook.
Speaker 2: I was, but it's so out of date now and
Speaker 2: it's gotten so political, like you can't say what. And
Speaker 2: this is something that drives me crazy about Facebook is
Speaker 2: remember that time that I got banned for thirty days
Speaker 2: because I was on that boat and we were all
Speaker 2: in swimsuits, and they banned me because they said I
Speaker 2: was showing my genitals and I was not.
Speaker 5: It's not my father's peaking at the bar.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I was wearing it. No, and I got banned for
Speaker 2: thirty days for that. And here's here's the deal. Everybody
Speaker 2: else that was in the picture, nobody else got banned.
Speaker 5: Well because you posted it.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't post it. Wait, I got tagged in it.
Speaker 5: Wait, so you got tagged in somebody else's photo. You
Speaker 5: got banned for being tagged in it.
Speaker 2: I got banned because they said I was I was
Speaker 2: showing too much.
Speaker 1: But everybody else, everybody else was in the same kind.
Speaker 5: It was the double checks. His junk is clearly just
Speaker 5: hanging out.
Speaker 2: And then remember when I got banned because I sent
Speaker 2: my friend Tina a picture of sent She posted a
Speaker 2: picture of her cat laying out on the rug spread
Speaker 2: with its paw in between its legs, and I thought
Speaker 2: it was hilarious. So I sent the picture of Burt
Speaker 2: Reynolds on the bearskin rug from Cosmopolitan. Yes, and they
Speaker 2: banned me for thirty days because they said I was
Speaker 2: printing sexually offensive material.
Speaker 5: That's kind of that. Basically.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, friends of mine that are strippers and porn stars
Speaker 2: are naked on Facebook and they're never banned.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I believe.
Speaker 2: Oh no, guess just showed his wiener on Facebook, somebody
Speaker 2: that we both know, and did not get banned. Really yeah,
Speaker 2: oh my god, and did not get banned. And I'm like, hey,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: We Okay, So this stuff we make very very very little,
Speaker 3: like nickels and dimes, but we are monetized the reels
Speaker 3: that we post. I just learned today that some of
Speaker 3: that our privileges have been stripped because of something that
Speaker 3: was posted.
Speaker 4: It had to be the gynecologist joke.
Speaker 5: It was definitely Eric.
Speaker 4: It had to be that joke.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I didn't say the word privileges have been.
Speaker 3: Like, I didn't read much into it, but I but
Speaker 3: there's some like everything that could be monetized. Now there
Speaker 3: are a couple of things that we are not allowed.
Speaker 2: It later, yeah, yeah, look into it, because I'm sure
Speaker 2: it was probably my fault.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 5: It probably just means we have.
Speaker 2: No But and then the last one, which was the best,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 5: Okay, maybe we shouldn't discuss all the things that are
Speaker 5: banned on Facebook, then all the porn that's allowed up
Speaker 5: there for if our ad rating suitability is going to well,
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you this.
Speaker 2: Do you remember when Karen Fitch did that post Hi Karen,
Speaker 2: about they had like tarantulas or something in their house
Speaker 2: and I responded to the post, just responded, and I said,
Speaker 2: oh my god, if that were me, I would burn
Speaker 2: my house down. And I got banned for thirty days
Speaker 2: in Facebook jail again because they said I posted hate speech. Oh,
Speaker 2: and I said, I said, I didn't say I was
Speaker 2: going to burn her house down. I said, if that
Speaker 2: were me, I would have burned my house down. And
Speaker 2: I literally had to email them.
Speaker 1: And tell them. Yes. I was like, read it dummies.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, what's what's the next thing that people find?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: No, now I have a new term. Have you heard
Speaker 3: of ozembic mouth?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, oh god, you know everybody answer ozembic is Wait,
Speaker 3: and you lose a shit ton of weight, right, Well,
Speaker 3: apparently you can tell now because it's creating jowls because.
Speaker 4: You lose all your face weight.
Speaker 3: Yes, and it's creating severe wrinkles.
Speaker 4: And they're calling it ozembic weight.
Speaker 5: So it's just losing but that could be with losing
Speaker 5: weight in general. Well, it's just called all right, skinny face.
Speaker 3: Well, a cosmetic dermatologist says Whoopi Goldberg, Sharon Osbourne, Rebel Wilson.
Speaker 4: They are all showing signs of ozembic mouth.
Speaker 3: You know, it was it's a great drug. Everybody's losing
Speaker 3: so much weight. But there's going to be side of it.
Speaker 1: Oh for sure.
Speaker 2: I've heard the stomach paralysis and some days someone's going
Speaker 2: to have that like that Demi Moore movie The Substance.
Speaker 2: Some days somebody is just going to wake up and
Speaker 2: there's going to be a head coming out of their back.
Speaker 2: I know all the all the extra weight you lost
Speaker 2: is just going to start coming out of places.
Speaker 4: She just was named the most beautiful woman in the world.
Speaker 1: Okay, she is gorgeous. She is way too and anymore.
Speaker 5: My god, look she is pretty for her age. She's
Speaker 5: not the most beautiful woman in the world.
Speaker 1: I think she is gorgeous. I don't know she ever was.
Speaker 4: She's like sixty two.
Speaker 5: Yeah, are you still telling me there's no one prettier
Speaker 5: than that?
Speaker 2: Oh no, There's plenty of beautiful women out there. And
Speaker 2: but she's very exotic looking.
Speaker 5: She's very No, she's the most like domestic looking pretty
Speaker 5: woman ever.
Speaker 1: Think me more. She's beautiful.
Speaker 5: So I think its is exotic prettys is exotic pretty
Speaker 5: pretty like Demi Moore is domestic pretty.
Speaker 4: And now here. Okay, Brian, you are probably well, no,
Speaker 4: you're not.
Speaker 3: I don't know who's gonna who of the three of
Speaker 3: us is gonna get married next?
Speaker 4: Never would you think?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure never, Maybe it'll be me way.
Speaker 4: Okay, So this is what you have to look forward to.
Speaker 4: Here are wedding trends, wedding content creators.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, wait, hold on, I know someone who does.
Speaker 4: This really yeah, okay, so you high.
Speaker 5: I went to high school with them.
Speaker 4: Okay, so what does this job entail?
Speaker 5: Imagine you're you have like a photographer and a videographer,
Speaker 5: and then you have a third person who just walks
Speaker 5: around the phone and filming stuff on their phone for
Speaker 5: your Instagram and.
Speaker 4: Just posting reels in the story.
Speaker 5: Oh it's a little pointless to me, but to each
Speaker 5: their own.
Speaker 3: Small wedding parties, just a few bridesmaids and groovesmen, not
Speaker 3: twenty Yeah, film style photography. Quo does that look like
Speaker 3: they were shot with an old school camera?
Speaker 5: I like that?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Mismatched bridesmaids dresses?
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 5: I think that's color wise or style wise, just like I.
Speaker 3: Don't know, maybe, but it's a floral theme and they're
Speaker 3: all different, all right, multiple wedding dresses, so there's a change,
Speaker 3: there's a costume change, you know what.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but your second one is like cheap o, Like
Speaker 5: it's like a forty dollars, like just white dress you
Speaker 5: can dance, or it's like.
Speaker 3: Definitely shorter and uh last dance, you know how, Like
Speaker 3: there's a first dan God, so everybody has to wait to.
Speaker 4: The end of the night. For the last dance and
Speaker 4: everybody can leave.
Speaker 1: Uh uh.
Speaker 3: Experiential wedding weekends, No, that's stupid. Unique events or experiences
Speaker 3: for your guests to take part in before and after
Speaker 3: your wedding.
Speaker 4: That sounds like a lot. And custom dance floors.
Speaker 3: Would you wrap the dance floor with like your wedding
Speaker 3: logo or whatever, but.
Speaker 5: Disco dance floor, I'd be down for that. That'd be cool.
Speaker 4: Is disco coming back in style?
Speaker 1: Rather?
Speaker 5: It's just a disco bar in San Diego.
Speaker 4: It's what is it called?
Speaker 5: Good night John boy?
Speaker 1: What that is a great name? You never heard of
Speaker 1: any of this?
Speaker 5: It's a lot of fun. It's on G Street, I
Speaker 5: think even.
Speaker 1: Wow, never heard of it?
Speaker 5: Good Night john boy. It's it's right by the Horton Plaza,
Speaker 5: by that big Western, the big Western down there. It's
Speaker 5: like right across the street from it.
Speaker 4: Do you know where that sentence comes from?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's from I did know, And now I forget,
Speaker 5: Like I did I think this this?
Speaker 3: I'm even too young for this show. Really, I'm on
Speaker 3: the line. I never watched the Waltons.
Speaker 1: Yeah you oh yeah?
Speaker 4: And uh was there one more? Yes? Oh? Drone footage?
Speaker 3: So now you have your content creator, your photographer, your
Speaker 3: videographer and a drone person.
Speaker 5: How your videographer should be able to do?
Speaker 4: Oh my god? Anyway, what else do you have to?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Mother's Day? It was great.
Speaker 3: I love being with my mom and you know what,
Speaker 3: I'm so grateful. She's eighty five and.
Speaker 1: She's she's the best.
Speaker 4: We had so much fun just hanging out, Me and
Speaker 4: my sister, my mom, and.
Speaker 3: Both of my kids called facetiming when I was at
Speaker 3: my mom's.
Speaker 4: And they sent me.
Speaker 5: So crazy.
Speaker 4: Like the grub Hub.
Speaker 3: A guy calls me and he goes, I was actually
Speaker 3: a Metricucamonga and he goes, I'm outside with your with
Speaker 3: your order.
Speaker 4: I'm like, grub Hub, I didn't order anything, did I?
Speaker 4: And I said, He goes, they're flowers from Vaughn's. I'm like, what,
Speaker 4: I go? Will you give me a favor? And read
Speaker 4: the card and it's from Charlie and mya, my new
Speaker 4: daughter and not Freddy. So pretty, and you know what
Speaker 4: I do for Mother's Day?
Speaker 3: And my kids gave me grief every year and I
Speaker 3: tell them you are not allowed.
Speaker 4: Because it is my day.
Speaker 1: I know what you do.
Speaker 4: I know, and it's it's really my Mom's Day.
Speaker 5: But it's fine.
Speaker 3: I buy them presents because I love buying stuff.
Speaker 5: And I love Yeah, I know, that's a different problem.
Speaker 4: It's they always.
Speaker 5: Because you have a spending problem. Has nothing to do
Speaker 5: with Mother's Day.
Speaker 4: Maybe a little bit.
Speaker 3: But I also love giving them fun things and they
Speaker 3: get to pick out something. We have a fifty.
Speaker 4: Dollars limit this year, and I go, what do you
Speaker 4: want from Mother's Day?
Speaker 5: It gets less and less every year.
Speaker 1: Is that the limit we have for your birthday this year?
Speaker 4: No, you're going big for my birthday.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm literally in Vegas and Laura's like, you know,
Speaker 2: my birthday's coming up, And I.
Speaker 4: Said, those fancy shops.
Speaker 2: And I said, I said, uh yeah, I'll be. I'll
Speaker 2: be getting something off of Temo for you.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not accepting a t BOO birthday gift.
Speaker 4: Well, Christmas, that's all.
Speaker 3: I want something significant and something that is going to
Speaker 3: last me a lifetime.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, well, your lifetime is significantly shorter than it
Speaker 5: used to be now, so that shouldn't be hard.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: The more and more I think.
Speaker 5: A dog would probably be fine. Now dog.
Speaker 4: Dog?
Speaker 1: Oh gee, no way, I'm still trying to get rid
Speaker 1: of the other one.
Speaker 4: You know what I kind of want is some short
Speaker 4: combat boots. Thank you, real weather good. I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: We'll put it. We'll make a list for you.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I'll make a list. All right, let's wrap,
Speaker 4: all right, all right, we're done. We're done. All right,
Speaker 4: you guys, thank you so much for watching.
Speaker 3: So thank you so much for listening, for being my partner.
Speaker 1: Thank you for being my partner. And Crime, I love
Speaker 1: you so much.
Speaker 4: Should me too, And thanks for always calling my mom
Speaker 4: on Mother's Day. Course makes her life. She loves it.
Speaker 1: I love Mary and Brian.
Speaker 4: Thank you for what you do. We love you.
Speaker 2: Okay, watch this Brian, I love you, ma'am.
Speaker 5: Oh, thanks to day.
Speaker 1: I love your podcast, love your podcast.
Speaker 4: I love you, my sweet babies. Can we just see you? Bye,