Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts Egg. You're about to teach your dad's.
Speaker 2: Glazed by the great Chris Rays, Derek black Bet and
Speaker 2: Tom Sway.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some shit.
Speaker 2: Sit back and prepare for some lady Ready, I think
Speaker 2: I'm slightly still dealing with my ear infection.
Speaker 1: Some wearing all black and you bike. You got your
Speaker 1: scootered here, so yeah, well, like you know, elect scooter.
Speaker 1: Otherwise I'd be dead. You were biking, you would be
Speaker 1: fucking you would not feel good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I was fifteen years younger, like I used
Speaker 2: to bike like eighteen miles a day, I'd be okay.
Speaker 2: I can't even imagine how much I can make it now.
Speaker 3: I used to buy fifty five miles an hour.
Speaker 1: What's crazy when I was That's insane me. That's that's
Speaker 1: that's like, that's like I think mikes can go somewhere
Speaker 1: decently lower than that range. But you're not doing that.
Speaker 1: You're not fresh getting on a bike on a regular
Speaker 1: bike to you're the regular bicycle going fifty for tricycle.
Speaker 1: In fact that wheels.
Speaker 2: I would probably feel less scared you really, Like, I
Speaker 2: guess are we talking about like a children strike? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Not like the big wheel up front.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course I would feel terrified.
Speaker 3: Podcast it's me Chris, it's Tim Sweeney, it's him over there.
Speaker 1: Look, it's Derek so much I have.
Speaker 2: This is the shield myself from the sun because it's
Speaker 2: gonna be like, damn near one hundred degrees.
Speaker 1: Really bad to today and tomorrow. It like, that's why
Speaker 1: like a scooter.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lifesaver. It's crazy. But I'm you would
Speaker 1: pass away. You'd literally just not be bad.
Speaker 2: It's not like I've noticed. I'm starting to notice my
Speaker 2: age now. You know, I'm thirty seven. I think, yeah,
Speaker 2: how that happens. Yeah, I'm kind of forget I start
Speaker 2: getting foggy thirty seven. Uh yeah, I'm starting to notice
Speaker 2: certain things.
Speaker 1: I'm shrinking.
Speaker 2: Dude, I just measured myself. I now I have a
Speaker 2: fucked up neck, so I think I've had some compression.
Speaker 2: But even just aging, you start to slowly gravity starts
Speaker 2: to kind of take over.
Speaker 1: I've shrunk two inches. I'm fine, I'm five.
Speaker 2: What I'm no, I was five six from what I'm
Speaker 2: seeing five four. Now, it says I'm measuring the things
Speaker 2: that I'm five four and.
Speaker 1: I'm like crazy, that doesn't make I don't feel like that.
Speaker 2: But however, I have noticed Jojo seems taller to me.
Speaker 3: Because she says she's five to nine and I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: I've dated some five nine girls before, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: you seem like you're five ten.
Speaker 2: No, she's five nine. I'm fucking shrunk.
Speaker 3: Isn't it weird by the way that that happens, where
Speaker 3: like you can you maybe you'll you'll date two different
Speaker 3: people and they'll be the same hype, but one of
Speaker 3: them seems way taller than the other one even though
Speaker 3: they're I guess it's.
Speaker 2: The ratio of whatever makes them like someone who's people
Speaker 2: seem really tall when they have long ass necks, like
Speaker 2: you know, like the tall say they can have short
Speaker 2: legs and like a long torso and a big neck
Speaker 2: and then like, well that's just actually weird, that actually
Speaker 2: really crazy, looks hard, really crazy.
Speaker 1: But like short legs of the big neck is that's
Speaker 1: like that's a dinosaur bill. Literally.
Speaker 2: There's the fighter Alexander Volkanowski. He's my heighth he's well,
Speaker 2: I guess he's tall to me now he's five six
Speaker 2: and uh he has he's all torso so it looks hilarious.
Speaker 2: He looks like when people edit Joe Rogan to make
Speaker 2: like four feet Uh, that's actually uh the the ending
Speaker 2: when our credits, when the ending song goes on in
Speaker 2: our on our podcast, I found an edit of him,
Speaker 2: of Joe Rogan just by a stool and he's barely
Speaker 2: He's barely over it. He's barely standing over it. Uh.
Speaker 1: I'm never worried about that because I've always been so
Speaker 1: much tall. Ever go updated m hmm always. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: must be hard to do.
Speaker 2: You have like compression, no compression, You're good. I I
Speaker 2: literally yoga, going to start doing that stuff. And it's
Speaker 2: just I'm also gonna try to get my back taken
Speaker 2: care of again. I haven't tried in a long time
Speaker 2: because the medical system is awesome. You don't need your back, Yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: the last time you don't need your back. The last
Speaker 2: time dud just offered me powerful meds and I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: I want to fix my back, like I don't want
Speaker 2: to get addicted to drugs.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, you've scrambled him.
Speaker 2: I was like, I've never met anybody who would choose that.
Speaker 2: He's like, wait, I'm usually people are completely finely getting
Speaker 2: addicted opioids. I'm like, I don't what that's real.
Speaker 1: It is real, It is real, is real.
Speaker 2: Like the opioid family the court, they push it.
Speaker 1: Don't fix it. You might give them drugs.
Speaker 3: Johnny opioid is Johnny pushing opoids on everybody.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Didn't they like pay like a few billy but like
Speaker 2: in penalties for getting so many people killed? But like
Speaker 2: I I think they're still fine.
Speaker 3: I have to be able to pay billions of dollars
Speaker 3: in penalty v's and still be completely set.
Speaker 2: And still only open up people.
Speaker 1: Don't it should.
Speaker 3: Patrionic consast to snark Tank before I forget go over there,
Speaker 3: uh exclusive episodes, early access, ad free, all that jazz,
Speaker 3: contribute questions and suggestions and and little stories to the show.
Speaker 3: Get your name right at the end of the show,
Speaker 3: all those there go over there, Snark Tank totch out
Speaker 3: for merch. What the fuck even happened this week? It
Speaker 3: feels like nothing. It feels like it's feels like I
Speaker 3: mean this this, I feel like I always have to
Speaker 3: say this. A lot's happening, but like nothing feels like
Speaker 3: particularly new, I guess or out of the ordinary, like
Speaker 3: they're doing the redistrict thing in California.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're trying to get that.
Speaker 3: And then I think, I think I actually pass they
Speaker 3: passed it. I think, actually, I.
Speaker 2: Think, so that's what I saw, say knows what's true.
Speaker 3: It's I mean, it's not it's it's it's obvious at
Speaker 3: this point, it's like, oh well.
Speaker 1: I think in Texas pass. So after that I was like, oh, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: that's not I think, like when I I knew what
Speaker 1: it was, I know what the concept was. But then
Speaker 1: when I really thought about like how that affects people,
Speaker 1: it's like you should just not be there, like straight up,
Speaker 1: like I understand that some people can't just afford to
Speaker 1: leave and uproot their lives, but like genuinely having your
Speaker 1: wote costs. I think at a certain it's like near
Speaker 1: the same shit as like the three fifth stuff, Like actually,
Speaker 1: like it's the same proximity. Is that's what you mean?
Speaker 1: You should not be there. That's not a place that's
Speaker 1: safe for you ever anymore.
Speaker 2: I think at a certain point you got to like
Speaker 2: when people say you can't afford to leave or think
Speaker 2: you kind of have to think about extremely poor people
Speaker 2: in third world countries that somehow made it very far.
Speaker 1: I think, my guy, you can move.
Speaker 2: It's just gonna suck you. What you gotta ask you?
Speaker 3: The real question is can you afford to stay?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is it safe to stay?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Actually, can you afford to stay?
Speaker 2: That's much like much more sounds gay, but it's actually
Speaker 2: really legit.
Speaker 3: I don't think it sounded gay, but thanks, I think
Speaker 3: it sounded.
Speaker 1: It's not. It's sounded like gay wordplay, like a yeah,
Speaker 1: it's something like that, but like.
Speaker 3: Something you see like a like a I don't even know,
Speaker 3: like like I'm like a special like merch at like
Speaker 3: a plastic violence.
Speaker 1: Go to a rave and it's like can you afford
Speaker 1: to stay here? Can you afford to leave here? And
Speaker 1: it's like some guy with heart tattoos on his fucking hands,
Speaker 1: you know, like written on the.
Speaker 3: Game he's got wow in a heart upside down on.
Speaker 1: His It says wow. But if I do a handstand
Speaker 1: like this, it says mom, Mom, that's like that's actually
Speaker 1: kind of beautiful.
Speaker 3: Well listen the Yeah, I don't know. I feel like
Speaker 3: the only the big thing that happened was that the
Speaker 3: games what was it? Game's calm happened. We could showed
Speaker 3: a bunch of ship I streamed it over with the
Speaker 3: l s M guys that it.
Speaker 1: Was really boring. We talk about you know, we mentioned
Speaker 1: that already, right, did we? Oh?
Speaker 3: Well, I guess that's it.
Speaker 1: All night.
Speaker 3: I guess was the new thing that's actually it's actually real.
Speaker 3: It's been in development for seven years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny. Remember what we talked about. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know anym. We talked about that. I'm fried.
Speaker 3: I've done so many podcasts this week actually where we
Speaker 3: talk about it and I'm just like.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. You don't know what's
Speaker 1: real anymore?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all fake.
Speaker 1: Have you had any podcast streams? Because that's when you
Speaker 1: know you're in trouble. I did. I did this.
Speaker 3: It was years ago though that I had it, when
Speaker 3: I first started getting used to this, and I woke
Speaker 3: up and I dreamed that we recorded a whole episode
Speaker 3: of the podcast, and then I woke up and then
Speaker 3: we had to do it other one and it was
Speaker 3: just so infuriated. I think it was when I was
Speaker 3: in New York, though, where all the podcasts I did
Speaker 3: were exactly the same. It was like sitting in front
Speaker 3: of like the computer screen. I see now at least
Speaker 3: there's like a difference.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I worked at dunk and I had to hear
Speaker 1: the ding of the fucking not donkey Starbucks, the ding
Speaker 1: of the drive through MYSELFE Sometimes oh really, really.
Speaker 3: Do you get that thing where like your your pocket
Speaker 3: vibrates and your phone isn't there.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't feel my phone vibrate, which is crazy
Speaker 1: R And I'm like, what the is that crazy?
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's easy to you're doing something, you're walking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like joking it.
Speaker 3: It's crazy is that you miss the real ones and
Speaker 3: you catch ones that aren't there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm like, oh, shoot my phone and nothing happened.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I feel like, no, you just retracted that notification.
Speaker 1: No way, Like oh you made it up instead of
Speaker 1: like a seed. That must be tripping. But it's how
Speaker 1: you keep your brain here, you.
Speaker 2: Know, got you. I gotta protect myself sometimes, you know
Speaker 2: I'm tripping, I'm not crazy. They're fucking with me.
Speaker 1: So the one guy, the one of the few people
Speaker 1: that were not crazy, they were just getting fucked with.
Speaker 1: It's so sad because I know they're the ones that
Speaker 1: eventually break probably they don't stop fucking with them, and
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, I'm just gonna keep acting like I'm
Speaker 1: a ghost in my friend's house.
Speaker 2: Like the gaslighting thing, right, Yeah, like real guys actually
Speaker 2: fucking with someone and making them think they're insane. Like, no,
Speaker 2: you're just crazy, bitch. I'm not punching in the face.
Speaker 2: It's fucking little tiny Metea writes, hitting you.
Speaker 1: You do this every time. You do this every time
Speaker 1: to believe that at all?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are crazy actually, yeah, Like I'm not really
Speaker 3: punching you. These are small meteorites that happened to look
Speaker 3: exactly like my hands attached to my arms, hitting you
Speaker 3: from every direction indoors with no outdoor damage.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I almost gaslight Lily.
Speaker 2: Hey, go ahead, you should.
Speaker 1: I'll make a think she's fucking gay and lesbian? Yeah,
Speaker 1: how did this relationship so I don't have to leave?
Speaker 1: She leaves?
Speaker 2: She that's so crazy. See it's pretty good plan.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: I'm on board.
Speaker 3: Making somebody doing ship to make somebody leave instead of
Speaker 3: just leaving is hysterical.
Speaker 1: That's like old.
Speaker 2: It's that's like it's old trapped.
Speaker 3: That's like you're you're young and you don't know how
Speaker 3: to break up with people yet.
Speaker 1: It's I wrapped up with only one person ever in
Speaker 1: my life actually really only once. Yeah wanted to. I've
Speaker 1: wanted to break up, but I just didn't know how
Speaker 1: to do it. I was like, how do I do
Speaker 1: this correctly?
Speaker 2: I've had one and then they broke I did, like
Speaker 2: and I didn't have to. It just ended. And then
Speaker 2: she kind of in her brain she made up a
Speaker 2: scenario that she's the one that broke up with me,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, cool, that's fucking awesome, because that's she
Speaker 2: was the reason I broke up with her, because.
Speaker 1: She was kind of insane.
Speaker 2: She had like a she she hit her powers.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: She was one of those one of the underlying that
Speaker 1: like the way.
Speaker 3: That everybody says that their ex is insane.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, like I cause I'm I'm very legitimate.
Speaker 2: Like she she had a lot of Let's put it
Speaker 2: this way. One time we went to go see the
Speaker 2: Texas Chainsaw, the three D one, which I was like,
Speaker 2: I fucking I don't like this.
Speaker 1: Oh seven yeah or whatever?
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no was seven. She wanted
Speaker 2: to go see it. Thirteen There was a three D
Speaker 2: one one that had Trey songs in it. I think
Speaker 2: I think it was whatever whatever. I'm getting confused, but
Speaker 2: we were trying to figure out what to see. I
Speaker 2: didn't give a shit, and she picked that well. So
Speaker 2: the thing was she is insane.
Speaker 1: She was no.
Speaker 2: She would have these like these crazy birds, like like
Speaker 2: almost like what's the borderline person or the other one
Speaker 2: or the when you have like you hot and cold?
Speaker 2: So I think she had that undiagnosed. But like we
Speaker 2: were just casually talking one movie we should see, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know, man, I'm like, you pick.
Speaker 2: I really didn't give it she's and she was like, no,
Speaker 2: you pick. And then it was just like one more
Speaker 2: putting the responsibility in her and I'm like I'm like no, honestly,
Speaker 2: like whatever you want to and then she fuckingest nuclear
Speaker 2: like I picked the fucking movie and I was just
Speaker 2: like hey, yo, and the fucking person at the ticket
Speaker 2: line was like, oh ship, and I'm like that was
Speaker 2: my first glimpse. I'm like, oh, fucky that was. I
Speaker 2: didn't know that was there at all. And there's other
Speaker 2: little things here and there, but luckily, you know, there
Speaker 2: was just a drifting thing kind of happened. And then
Speaker 2: I remember one time she we talked like way after
Speaker 2: and she was like, she's like, I don't know, like
Speaker 2: I don't know if I ever should have broke up
Speaker 2: with you, And I'm like, fuck, like I'm glad she
Speaker 2: thinks that, you know, because I felt like if I
Speaker 2: would have ended it, I probably would have gotten you know,
Speaker 2: something could have happened to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it would have been ablest.
Speaker 2: And possibly standards on the gods.
Speaker 1: One of my exes, what you call it, we were dating.
Speaker 1: We've dated on and off from like maybe like seventeen
Speaker 1: to like nineteen years old, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: she just went complete dead silent on me. Can we
Speaker 1: that sound on me? She's always been like a she
Speaker 1: was always like a kind of like an emotional girl,
Speaker 1: like clearly going through shit. And then like come to
Speaker 1: find out, like when I'm like twenty years old, like
Speaker 1: months later, I was like, yeah, she's never spoke to
Speaker 1: me again. I was fucking went through my highs and lows.
Speaker 1: Turns out her grandpa died.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought she was gonna be dead.
Speaker 1: Actually I thought I was gonna have grandpa died and
Speaker 1: then she like hit me up months later and she
Speaker 1: was like, hey, I'm really sorry about like how And
Speaker 1: Cody was like, bitch, I was dating you and you
Speaker 1: just stopped talking to me, Like what do you mean?
Speaker 1: You're just like, oh, I'm sorry. But I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be a bad person. I'm gonna be nice.
Speaker 1: But it's okay, don't worry about it. She was like,
Speaker 1: do you still want to, like you want to come
Speaker 1: up for talking. I was like, a absolutely not.
Speaker 2: I hate when your grandma dies.
Speaker 1: Like when your grandma who's already sick and aging dies,
Speaker 1: that's crazy to completely the person that you should depend on,
Speaker 1: your significant other. You comp ghost me. That was that
Speaker 1: was It almost feels like she's lying. My grandfather did die.
Speaker 1: My grandfather did definitely kill her. They killed him.
Speaker 2: That's a good excuse. You killed someone. And now yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: If I was, if I the French Offiicher was around
Speaker 1: when I was at that moment, that could have almost
Speaker 1: got me because I hated women's I hated women so
Speaker 1: much at that one moment.
Speaker 2: I know I don't anymore. I don't like, I don't
Speaker 2: like it's like I've seen you caan't hate before you
Speaker 2: go to sleep with my camera that I.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but not because of women, because I actually I
Speaker 1: have seen that. I don't think.
Speaker 3: I actually think I've seen him do that.
Speaker 1: Hate like a baby dude curled up in.
Speaker 3: A little and watch if you watch him through a
Speaker 3: thermal camera, you would see it like as he's channing,
Speaker 3: he gets warmer and warm.
Speaker 1: Artic, and I'm channing hate and I'm steaming. Dude, it's
Speaker 1: pouring rain, that's warm.
Speaker 3: I genuinely don't mind being ghosted, honestly.
Speaker 1: I don't care anymore when I was. When you're younger, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? I just don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know, like like in any scenario, like if
Speaker 2: it's even a friend, I get.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think now I think you're young. When you're younger,
Speaker 1: that ship just hurtscause you don't because you don't have
Speaker 1: the mental faculties to be like, oh, it might be
Speaker 1: something out of my control. Yeah, now, I don't give up.
Speaker 1: The world could ghost that's awesome. I'm gonna go, I
Speaker 1: guess a cool way.
Speaker 2: I think it's totally just like so this it depends.
Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, you and Dad ghosts you know you're
Speaker 1: gonna feel some type of way. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna
Speaker 1: be I'm gonna be worried.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in a casual scenario like say, you guys were
Speaker 2: gonna go to a bar and then they just didn't
Speaker 2: fucking say nothing, that's like, yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel like I have to be going out with
Speaker 3: you for longer than a year to care if you
Speaker 3: have you guys ever been?
Speaker 1: Nine you guys ever been?
Speaker 2: Do you guys know that's crazy? Do you guys think
Speaker 2: I've ever been cheated on?
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah? Yeah? You like no for sure? Yeah
Speaker 1: for sure?
Speaker 2: Okay, Like that's not like me saying that, that's me
Speaker 2: projecting because I don't know for sure.
Speaker 3: I don't think I know for sure. I don't think
Speaker 3: I know for sure it happened once.
Speaker 1: But I could be wrong, Yeah, I could that be wrong.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just don't give a fuck, you know.
Speaker 1: It's it's I.
Speaker 2: Prefer that like who the fuck wants to know that
Speaker 2: at the end of the day, Like say, if you're
Speaker 2: just like I'd rather just keep moving forward.
Speaker 3: But I just have one suspicion. I can't I don't know, yeah,
Speaker 3: and I don't care enough. I'm like, I can't I've
Speaker 3: been people who we're just thinking, people who like who
Speaker 3: call like like ten years later having to confess or
Speaker 3: something like I don't need to know this, like you
Speaker 3: fuck you what I don't. I don't need to I
Speaker 3: don't care crazy like I guess I don't.
Speaker 1: I believe me.
Speaker 2: I feel like some twelve step thing where you're supposed
Speaker 2: to like.
Speaker 1: Yeah them, and it's like, look, I don't really care.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're doing good bye.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't talk to me. I've had I had
Speaker 2: a couple of like one of the actually the crazone
Speaker 2: I was talking about like she's a nice person, and
Speaker 2: I felt bad. This was many years ago where I
Speaker 2: can't remember what year it was. I was living in
Speaker 2: Curritos at the time, and her her mom died and
Speaker 2: she was attached her mom at the hip, and so
Speaker 2: I felt super that's crazy and like yeah, like commutants physically,
Speaker 2: that's so. I Actually I met up with her. I
Speaker 2: was like, you know, like I want to her because
Speaker 2: I knew her mom and everything. And then I got
Speaker 2: so upset because you just had to ruin it because
Speaker 2: then she was like she texted me like, hey, uh
Speaker 2: my work's having a Christmas party, like you want to
Speaker 2: go with me? And you fucking ruined it? Like I was,
Speaker 2: I was okay with just being amicable, you know, like
Speaker 2: that I was possibly gonna go to the wake. I
Speaker 2: was possibly gonna go, But then I was like, you
Speaker 2: invited me to Chris. I'm like, you're you're trying to
Speaker 2: you're you're you're trying to put a line in there,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, now I don't want to go to
Speaker 2: the wake anymore because it's just gonna make it just it.
Speaker 2: It felt really bad about that because I'm like, if
Speaker 2: you could have just kept it platonic, right, you know, yeah?
Speaker 2: And then I was like, you can't. Don't invite me,
Speaker 2: don't be your plus one year Christmas party because that
Speaker 2: people are gonna know what that, you know. I was like, God,
Speaker 2: damn it, bitch, why'd you do that?
Speaker 3: It blows my mind how people aren't how many people
Speaker 3: aren't aware of that obvious yeah thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, come, it's my plus one.
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, literally.
Speaker 2: Never, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Literally literally I would never. I would never.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, yeah, I used to do.
Speaker 3: I used to think it was fine because in my opinion,
Speaker 3: I was like, whatever, I know what's happened. I know
Speaker 3: what what's happening, and if nothing's happened, I don't care, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter because the world doesn't care. So like
Speaker 3: now it's like, oh, you want to come as a
Speaker 3: plus one of my christial party. You're like, no, I'll
Speaker 3: bring someone else.
Speaker 1: I'll bring Can I bring somebody gil? Yeah, I'll come
Speaker 1: to your prisoners party and have a plus wood.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They're like, I'm sorry, who the fuck are you?
Speaker 1: It's insane. It's in how many like I've also been
Speaker 1: like girls be like, hey, you just want to come
Speaker 1: hang out, and I'm like, you know, I have a girlfriend, right,
Speaker 1: I'm not just coming hang out at your house. Kill yourself.
Speaker 2: It's just crazy.
Speaker 3: I wish things could be normal like that, but people,
Speaker 3: no one's smart enough, I think, including me.
Speaker 1: I'm just not smart enough to fucking navigate that. Because
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, it's like if I
Speaker 1: if I like, let's say a girl of your female
Speaker 1: friends ask you to come hang out, right, and it's like,
Speaker 1: in my mind, I could be like, yeah, I'll go
Speaker 1: hang out, nothing's wrong. But that's just not at all
Speaker 1: considering the other person you know, and it's just like
Speaker 1: I can't do that. My girlfriend will start mind.
Speaker 3: I think it depends on certain things you have to
Speaker 3: have you have to how long have you guys been
Speaker 3: like like you know what I mean, Like there are
Speaker 3: female friends in my that in my life that I
Speaker 3: was like, I'll it's really not even a remotely the
Speaker 3: only if I just.
Speaker 2: Met you like in the last like a year and
Speaker 2: a half.
Speaker 1: Four after three or four, I could like genuine like,
Speaker 1: oh I would hang out with them. But like and
Speaker 1: my girlfriend have no problem at on me doing that, right,
Speaker 1: But that's like only people I've known for like either
Speaker 1: a decade or like an absurd but that is also
Speaker 1: like as close to my girlfriend as I am.
Speaker 2: I think in a scenario like even though I can't
Speaker 2: picture this happening because like say Nikki and Jordan, I
Speaker 2: don't I don't really see a scenario unless Nikki just
Speaker 2: literally has to be around the corner like a do
Speaker 2: you want to grab some ship real quick? In a
Speaker 2: scenario like that, like Jojo Jojo JoJo's cool as fuck,
Speaker 2: Like she the great thing about Jojo, she knows how
Speaker 2: fucking lazy I am. Like as far as I cheating
Speaker 2: takes effort. I would.
Speaker 1: I don't have the time.
Speaker 2: I really don't think I don't. I don't have the
Speaker 2: time to want to even keep up a convert I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I brillily have time. I have problems.
Speaker 2: Keeping up regular conversations with just regular friends and shit. Right,
Speaker 2: So I'm just like, we're good. The trust is is concrete,
Speaker 2: It's dope. It would be hilarious if I found out,
Speaker 2: like she's been fucking dudes every day, because they're saying hilarious,
Speaker 2: So honestly, I would laugh. I'd be like, I can't
Speaker 2: believe how hoodwinked.
Speaker 1: I would wait this. So, like on Monday, I was
Speaker 1: playing Rivals with my cousin, right, cousins, and like, my
Speaker 1: cousins are ridiculous, even to the point that like even
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm like, I can't I can't believe I'm nady
Speaker 1: to these people. But we're playing we're playing Rivals, right,
Speaker 1: and one of my one of my elder cousins, he's
Speaker 1: like maybe like maybe like forty two now and big
Speaker 1: comic book fans gamer, and so we were talking, right,
Speaker 1: and he starts like fucking getting Marble Rivals.
Speaker 3: I think we could Yeah, yeah, could put the puzzle
Speaker 3: pieces together.
Speaker 1: And he's like talking to me and I'm like, he's like,
Speaker 1: dog man, I really my baby mom Man. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's like Magneto, somebody with the big old metal ball.
Speaker 3: The idea of friends and family like venting to each
Speaker 3: other on the Marble Rivals.
Speaker 1: It's hilarious, dude, like somebody playing us Black Panther running
Speaker 1: around jetting through people. But he was like, he was like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: my girl. Man, she fucking we took a break for
Speaker 1: like a year or so, and he's like, she fucking
Speaker 1: another nigga. Man, I can't believe it. I feel so portrayed.
Speaker 1: I'm like and mother kind. I was like, didn't you
Speaker 1: cheat on her like mad times? And he was like yeah,
Speaker 1: but the ship hurts. Man. I thought I thought we
Speaker 1: were special. And I'm like, and I'm trying not to
Speaker 1: be like, bro, she should cheat more. You should just
Speaker 1: cheat on you more. He's like like really hear, what
Speaker 1: the hell? So yeah, it's you know people.
Speaker 2: Like that. You know you, I'm sure in your life
Speaker 2: you encountered some guy you know, some and I mean
Speaker 2: guy male that that does rules for me or rules
Speaker 2: for thee not for me, right, it's all we're on
Speaker 2: a break. But I didn't know you were gonna fuck
Speaker 2: people while this dude was fucking getting wet everybody the whole.
Speaker 1: The dude he was cheating on her the whole time
Speaker 1: they've been there were other like five or six years.
Speaker 1: He cheated on her so many times, and so many
Speaker 1: times the one time when they weren't they were not
Speaker 1: even together anymore. It took a break. He's like, she's
Speaker 1: mom to mother than my children. Man, I thought she'd
Speaker 1: never do that to me. And I'm like, bro, that's
Speaker 1: so crazy. I had to be like, man, that sucks,
Speaker 1: but all I wanted to do.
Speaker 2: How do you guys?
Speaker 3: I don't think I could do that?
Speaker 2: How did guy feel about? Like morally?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is wrong of me, but
Speaker 2: I don't really you know, like say if if I
Speaker 2: if one of my friends like murdered sonic, but yeah,
Speaker 2: we're not talking if they fucked a kid, we're not talking.
Speaker 1: But just serial cheater.
Speaker 2: I beg serial like even like like like they're just
Speaker 2: they're just fucking because they're there's having sex. I kind
Speaker 2: of like, I know you're not very trustworthy, but it
Speaker 2: seems like you're not trustworthy when it comes to like
Speaker 2: like I know, it depends on it depends on the character.
Speaker 2: Depends on the character, because not like if they're being
Speaker 2: I'm just talking about literally cheating.
Speaker 3: I feel like serial cheating. Yeah, but that's not nearly
Speaker 3: as bad as like being a pedophile or killing people. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know if I wouldn't care on that same degree,
Speaker 3: I guess I guess it's.
Speaker 2: Like I guess, I guess the only thing I can
Speaker 2: say to that is Okay, maybe you're an extreme like misogynist,
Speaker 2: and maybe for that reason I shouldn't fuck with you.
Speaker 1: Right, this is my line. Right, if they cheat on
Speaker 1: their wife, if they cheat on their wife with children,
Speaker 1: that is a different thing. That is where that is
Speaker 1: where the gets like crazy. But if you marry somebody
Speaker 1: and you cheat on them, you're tripping.
Speaker 3: You are just doing That's kind of is that is
Speaker 3: kind of the definitive life.
Speaker 2: Because even when I got.
Speaker 3: Cheated on, I was like, oh, all right, like it
Speaker 3: didn't like it hurt, but like not really that because
Speaker 3: the thing about that is like you get to kind
Speaker 3: of feel there's like a thing about being cheated on
Speaker 3: where it's like, oh, well, I'm the good guy, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like the universe kind of reinforces
Speaker 3: you as like, oh you you got carte blanche to
Speaker 3: do kind of like whatever, because the universe is kind
Speaker 3: of on your side.
Speaker 2: The universe does throw your bone in situations like that.
Speaker 2: Like I said, I never known even cheated on, but
Speaker 2: even being wronged in a relationship, the universe, like you said,
Speaker 2: kind of bent towards justice.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, you feel rectified because of this imaginary force
Speaker 1: giving you rectification, though it doesn't exist like it is,
Speaker 1: like I get I was the one that did, right,
Speaker 1: I swear man.
Speaker 2: I think I think. I think it was just like
Speaker 2: we can't explain consciousness fully. I feel like there's these
Speaker 2: positive and negative forces that are what I fully believed it.
Speaker 2: When my friend Leanna couldn't talk about how like how
Speaker 2: horrible things keep happening to her, and we're kind of like, well,
Speaker 2: you know, kind of she was convinced that she's cursed
Speaker 2: in a way, and I'm like, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: But then we're driving She's driving a pebble from the ground.
Speaker 2: Kids are in the fucking face. I've never seen that
Speaker 2: before since.
Speaker 1: I have a confession.
Speaker 2: That was me, that was you.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 3: I uh so this was like probably two thousand and
Speaker 3: seven in California. I was really nervous about going to
Speaker 3: high school. I spent some school in high school or whatever,
Speaker 3: so you spent some time in California.
Speaker 1: Seven.
Speaker 3: I was going into high school that that September.
Speaker 1: I was going eight.
Speaker 3: You're stupid, You're stupid and gay.
Speaker 2: I remember.
Speaker 3: I remember, just think, I know, I know, my life,
Speaker 3: my god, A little weird high school.
Speaker 1: So I thought you would have been in high school.
Speaker 2: Did you get held back?
Speaker 1: Sty four?
Speaker 3: And I went, I was, I was in high school
Speaker 3: in two thousand and seven. I also I also started, yea, anyway, crazy.
Speaker 1: I thought you were in high school? What does seven?
Speaker 1: But I said was wrong because I thought you started
Speaker 1: going to No no, no, no, it was.
Speaker 3: And seven was like transition into high school. I remember
Speaker 3: because it was Halo three year and it just fucked
Speaker 3: everything up in a great way.
Speaker 1: It fucked everything up, Fuck all my academia.
Speaker 2: It dave all, it gave me all my friends. So thanks,
Speaker 2: but hey, there you go. Yeah, but dude, energy that
Speaker 2: sh like even with Jojo, because Jojo could be one
Speaker 2: of the most negative motherfuckers on the planet. But then
Speaker 2: she started saying something to me. I noticed it twice
Speaker 2: and she's like, I'm trying to manifest a good job
Speaker 2: or whatever, and I was like manifest.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck.
Speaker 2: I've never heard her speak like that before. And she
Speaker 2: said another day the same thing. I don't know what
Speaker 2: the fuck she did, because she sure as fun because
Speaker 2: I've always told her to do shit like that. She
Speaker 2: don't listen to me. For ship is when it comes
Speaker 2: to like positive affirmation, She's like, show the fuck up, yeah,
Speaker 2: but uh whatever. Found And then soon after she landed
Speaker 2: her remote like her job that she was at, and
Speaker 2: then offered her remote work because they were like, they
Speaker 2: don't do remote work at her job, and she's like,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to land some good ship. And then and
Speaker 2: she landed it, and I'm like, Nigga, this is all
Speaker 2: I need. This is all the proof that I need
Speaker 2: that it just lined up way too well, not in
Speaker 2: a way that I don't necessarily mean, Like there's literally
Speaker 2: like meda Chlorian bullshit.
Speaker 3: Right, you guys gonna get married one day and she's
Speaker 3: gonna be like, I have a confination. And then like
Speaker 3: he's gonna open the closet. It's gonna be like forty guys,
Speaker 3: she's already married.
Speaker 1: Well again we can get double married. See that's the thing.
Speaker 2: Like I we probably should though, because we had such
Speaker 2: a rushed because we we.
Speaker 3: Thought, uh, he didn't like the draft.
Speaker 1: We thought I wish cool.
Speaker 2: There was a bro there was a wwe roofeed fucking
Speaker 2: Stephanie McMahon, the total daughter, and he fucking marries her
Speaker 2: while she's fucking knocked out in the attitude error.
Speaker 3: That was so crazy, insane, So so put your put
Speaker 3: your arm off like this, that one You've got like
Speaker 3: a thread there that makes me want to like it
Speaker 3: makes me want to pull it, and it makes me
Speaker 3: feel like it's just.
Speaker 1: Not the thing. No, no, not the thing. Everything, all
Speaker 1: of him it unravels and there's nothing in that space
Speaker 1: where unravels, and it's like we need like fucking he's like,
Speaker 1: what's his name is like.
Speaker 2: A Raymond, Raymon, Raymond.
Speaker 1: Raymond, Raymond.
Speaker 2: There's something about Raymond and then he's like that things.
Speaker 1: I really he's he's he's a force, no earthly idea,
Speaker 1: what I like, I don't think he's a man. His
Speaker 1: name is maybe a male. He's ramn what is Rainy?
Speaker 1: Look up?
Speaker 3: What is Raymond?
Speaker 1: Wait, Derek, I want to afraid you do this looking up?
Speaker 1: What ray Man is is so beyond like he's just himself.
Speaker 1: Don't gotta do that.
Speaker 2: But here's my question ray Man from his world, here's
Speaker 2: my question.
Speaker 3: Here's my question about Raymon. Is he ray Man? Or
Speaker 3: is he a ray Man?
Speaker 2: I think he's like, it's a classification, it's a it's
Speaker 2: people like, is that his people?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I think that would have No.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think he's I don't know, That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. What.
Speaker 3: I love those games though, dude, those ones that came
Speaker 3: on three sixty were really good. Raymon Legends is fucking sick.
Speaker 2: Actually fantastic one ones are very good. Video was that
Speaker 2: on P four.
Speaker 1: I think the sequel Origins Origins on three sixes Legends Origin.
Speaker 3: I don't think I played Origins those first two. They
Speaker 3: played the first one on PS one and then went
Speaker 3: straight to no, don't.
Speaker 2: Tell me what the game is you?
Speaker 3: What species is ray Man?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's put that race.
Speaker 3: Is a humans?
Speaker 1: What is that? The first thing?
Speaker 3: But he's just clearly called he's clearly a white man.
Speaker 2: He's a limbless humanoid creature often described as a thing
Speaker 2: of jig.
Speaker 3: Actually he actually has braids, kind of he shares.
Speaker 1: He cannot braids. I'm pretty sure that if they have
Speaker 1: seen him depicted with get them like, you didn't change
Speaker 1: his testyles.
Speaker 3: Oh you're right, the wait is that real? He's a
Speaker 3: thing of a jig.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's what people like in the lore.
Speaker 1: God, come on, I don't anything.
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone went into that deeper because they
Speaker 1: were like, oh, he's just raven. Let's have fun, not
Speaker 1: let's know what not, let's see what the color of
Speaker 1: his ass under you underestimates. I want to break his arm.
Speaker 1: You can't. That's why you're like, that's what I want
Speaker 1: to do, trying to find a way to break his arm.
Speaker 1: I gotta find it way.
Speaker 2: I'm like a Lex Luthor for man, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: You know, everybody used to love it before this fucking
Speaker 3: yeah showed up. Dude, he's a ray person one a.
Speaker 3: He's a rape person also known as the thing of
Speaker 3: a jig. That's that's what that's the official.
Speaker 1: Thing of a jig.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: They didn't give a fuck yeah they did this.
Speaker 1: Because he came out in fucking ninety three probably whatever.
Speaker 1: Let's they were have fun. Man.
Speaker 2: It was around the time, like I remember Vector Man,
Speaker 2: ray Man. They were just ribbon doing things.
Speaker 1: The title I don't know. That one was Wow, what
Speaker 1: is he saying? What the Tasmanian Tiger? Tie the Tasmanian
Speaker 1: Tiger like that? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Tiger? Oh my god, I don't know.
Speaker 3: First of all, the only reason I understand what that
Speaker 3: is because I've I've watched so many videos about weird
Speaker 3: obscure games. I've never seen like t I why, I
Speaker 3: think it's just tot ty?
Speaker 1: Why saying it like that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Tie the Tasmania Tiger. Jesus Christ. I thought this
Speaker 3: was fake for the longest time because I just never
Speaker 3: for a little bit, man, I have genuinely never seen
Speaker 3: this on a store shelf or anywhere.
Speaker 1: When I was that was on the same disc that
Speaker 1: Ratchet and Clink was on some various place.
Speaker 3: I got in the studios two thousand and two three
Speaker 3: D platform. Dam they got fucking yea PS two.
Speaker 2: Wait No, this isn't real.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold.
Speaker 3: On, TI the Tasmanian Tiger.
Speaker 1: PS four.
Speaker 3: Well, there's a there was a h isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3: I never even I've never heard of this. I've never
Speaker 3: heard of this. And then there's an HD fucking remaster. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what's happening. That like, because we've we've already gotten
Speaker 3: to everything that people care about now.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, fucking Colono, how much it cost?
Speaker 3: But they haven't though there's many a game that I
Speaker 3: would wish they would remaster, and they're doing what they
Speaker 3: haven't gotar well, well, well they announced that.
Speaker 2: Problems, so uh, I don't know who would undertake this,
Speaker 2: but the legend of Dragoon I would just take a
Speaker 2: fucking HD remaster fair.
Speaker 1: I would take that definitely.
Speaker 3: First of all, they're definitely doing that.
Speaker 1: That's happening.
Speaker 2: I know it's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: They're doing Final Fantasy tactics for fox sake, They're they're
Speaker 3: definitely doing.
Speaker 1: It's more impressive, is more popular tactics? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's that's what I'm saying. I'm saying
Speaker 3: they're going into places now that are just like, it's
Speaker 3: not the obvious stuff.
Speaker 2: I just don't like. Of course, remake would have been
Speaker 2: nice I know there's a sequel to bubb Z.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm happening.
Speaker 3: They just announced Bubbzy four D, which I'm absolutely gonna play.
Speaker 1: M M looks fucking ridiculous. I don't remember Bubbs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I played on Yes, my cousin had, and
Speaker 3: I remember thinking like this was fun. I remember being
Speaker 3: like a child. I mean, like, this is a fun game.
Speaker 3: And then I went on YouTube and I saw like
Speaker 3: some reviewer be like, this is the worst fucking ship
Speaker 3: I've ever played, and I was like, I guess I
Speaker 3: was dumb and wrong. I feel like I was still
Speaker 3: probably like it. But there's a three D Bubsy game
Speaker 3: for the PS one.
Speaker 1: That fucking is horrible.
Speaker 3: It's the worst thing I think that's ever been made.
Speaker 1: We need to do We need to remake the Superman
Speaker 1: game sixty four.
Speaker 3: Make it, oh my god, like engine but like the
Speaker 3: game stays the same. That's it's still frustrating.
Speaker 2: Uh they just did Oblivion right, keep it the same.
Speaker 1: But just give it present.
Speaker 3: Just put on engine over it and make it like
Speaker 3: the It's like still image wise, it's the prettiest Superman
Speaker 3: game you've ever seen. It's the prettiest thing you've ever seen,
Speaker 3: and then in motion it's still thirty it's like twenty
Speaker 3: two frames per second.
Speaker 2: I feel ridiculous. It's fucking on board for that. I
Speaker 2: would play that.
Speaker 3: I've never played Superman sic Before, African.
Speaker 1: Fast Games, A fucking Nightmare, Games of fucking Nightmare. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: It was a big rental and then it was a
Speaker 2: big like, yeah, I'm just returning it the same day.
Speaker 1: I remember to get another game.
Speaker 3: My only exposure to it was the Angry Video Game
Speaker 3: NERD video on and it's like such an iconic video
Speaker 3: because like there's there's certain man, there's seven about old
Speaker 3: YouTube and the delivery that people were doing, like the
Speaker 3: way that people would deliver certain things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Christine. For me, I think the peak
Speaker 1: of YouTube the peak because it was there was a
Speaker 1: peak where then it was when I thought it was
Speaker 1: the funniest, right, So the funniest era YouTube was twenty
Speaker 1: fourteen to twenty twenty thirteen to twenty fifteen. That's when
Speaker 1: I'd go on there and my kind of sense of
Speaker 1: humor was everywhere. So it was just insane edgie chloroform
Speaker 1: and people, you know what I mean. I was I
Speaker 1: wasn't it was. It was just like you would type.
Speaker 1: You could type, like you could type that effort into
Speaker 1: the turch bar and you'd get a lift um would
Speaker 1: at Yeah, you would get the most wild shit ever.
Speaker 1: It is bad funny. That's how you know.
Speaker 3: That's how that's that's the point in which society shifted.
Speaker 3: When you would type us begin typing a slur into
Speaker 3: the end of the hand, it would auto complete, and
Speaker 3: then when it wouldn't, that's how you know.
Speaker 1: But then the paper change. The peak was it when
Speaker 1: it was the most like genuinely like people really creating
Speaker 1: shit for me was maybe twenty two thousand and eight
Speaker 1: to like twenty twelve, when I was seeing people like
Speaker 1: really do really dope to people like finally like finally
Speaker 1: like really putting together like productions. Yeah, Like I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is awesome seeing people like someone like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make a fucking I'm gonna make a sword out
Speaker 1: of fucking chain links and I'm not a smelter, I'm
Speaker 1: not a blacksmith. And it's like this guy actually fucking
Speaker 1: did it. That's really cool, and like his like honest
Speaker 1: journey getting there and it's like, Wow, this is really awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then it became a job for people, and then like
Speaker 1: what period of time when it became a job you saw,
Speaker 1: like the.
Speaker 2: Chain so easy.
Speaker 1: It wasn't monetized back in the day.
Speaker 2: It was crazy old old school to button you would
Speaker 2: toggle it.
Speaker 3: On, you turn it on, and you paid for views.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you were.
Speaker 1: That was before you RT way before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't.
Speaker 1: Well you were, you were you weren't a content creator?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well, well, to be fair, the monestiation process
Speaker 3: for in the early beginning was a little bit weird.
Speaker 1: You could do it pretty easily.
Speaker 3: But it was still like you had to go through
Speaker 3: AdSense and do a bunch of dumb shit. But you
Speaker 3: could do it. And there wasn't like a ceiling or
Speaker 3: like a like a metric that you had to hit.
Speaker 3: As long as you got views, you would get paid.
Speaker 3: I didn't get views for like seven years.
Speaker 2: I should ever, I should have tried. I didn't even
Speaker 2: think about it because one video I had did I
Speaker 2: didn't own it. It was a clip that I uploaded
Speaker 2: that got like probably four hundred thousand views.
Speaker 3: That would have been a wood.
Speaker 1: I just didn't even think about it though.
Speaker 3: That probably would have been actually like that probably would
Speaker 3: have been like seven ten thousand dollars something.
Speaker 2: It would have been something. It would have been something
Speaker 2: good if I would have known what that.
Speaker 3: Back in the day when you get you would get
Speaker 3: paid perview, and then the reply girls ruined it.
Speaker 1: Do you remember those?
Speaker 3: Yes, The reply girls were basically like whenever there was
Speaker 3: a big popular video, like let's say the Okay Go
Speaker 3: music video where they're on the treadmills or whatever, there
Speaker 3: would be that video uploaded and it would get a
Speaker 3: lot of you know, views, and then in the related videos.
Speaker 3: This is back when you could reply with videos and videos,
Speaker 3: so people would basically reply with videos, attach themselves to it,
Speaker 3: and they would basically be like it would just be
Speaker 3: them sitting in front of.
Speaker 2: It being like, well that was really a great video.
Speaker 3: And it would have like a girl with cleavage or whatever,
Speaker 3: so PEP would click on it, yeah, and then it
Speaker 3: would be over within like fifteen second was like a
Speaker 3: fifteen second video. And then they because you got paid perview,
Speaker 3: there were just women just making out with crazy pay
Speaker 3: days for fucking nothing. And then they were like this
Speaker 3: and there, and then they went overboard and overcorrecting where
Speaker 3: they were like Okay, well that's not good. So instead
Speaker 3: of perview, we're gonna do it for watch time. So
Speaker 3: that way, if people bop jump off of a garbage video,
Speaker 3: they won't get rewarded for it. But that fucked over
Speaker 3: animation because like most animations were like really short, so
Speaker 3: they really fucked up. But they really fucked up with that.
Speaker 3: They really could have done had a way better system
Speaker 3: and still some sort.
Speaker 1: Of combination of the two they already had.
Speaker 2: They already had working, like, they already had algorithms, uh,
Speaker 2: and they could have used the technology that had to
Speaker 2: just be like because they already had things to detect
Speaker 2: nudity and so if you saw like those reply bitches,
Speaker 2: it should have been in the same category in a
Speaker 2: way that it's like, no, bitch, you're age restricted.
Speaker 1: I think they could have done something like that. They
Speaker 1: decided not to a.
Speaker 2: Lot of people don't remember how early things were getting
Speaker 2: because there was the yellow fucking dollar sign was probably
Speaker 2: like a year after monetization like really took off, because
Speaker 2: montization took off like skyrocket at twenty thirteen, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and like a year later they're like, okay, we got
Speaker 2: to like implement some stuff.
Speaker 3: That's when I started making money from it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then so early either late twenty fourteen or
Speaker 2: something like that, one of my videos, because that was
Speaker 2: the first time I started like uploading on the some
Speaker 2: black eye channel. One of my videos got demonetized and
Speaker 2: I started asking people what do I do, Like, Oh,
Speaker 2: change the thumbnail. I'm like, no, it's it's already, it's marked.
Speaker 2: It's already, it's done. You know, trying to change the
Speaker 2: thumbnail or the title didn't fucking people.
Speaker 3: What a strategy that I see now is like people
Speaker 3: change their thumbnails for the same for the same video.
Speaker 1: Uh huh during Yeah, there's different thumbnails.
Speaker 2: This is this is a tactic that I've seen a
Speaker 2: lot of YouTubers that are doing really well. They swear
Speaker 2: they're doing well because of that. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 2: if that's true. Maybe I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 2: enough about that. I haven't seen metrics to show that
Speaker 2: is true. All I know is that these people's videos
Speaker 2: they're they're popping. And the one thing that I think,
Speaker 2: I think they're doing one of those things where like
Speaker 2: I would like them to test it out, but like,
Speaker 2: don't change the thumbnail. But I think they have kind
Speaker 2: of like a anxiety that they need to like, Oh,
Speaker 2: the views are slowing down, the watch time slowing down.
Speaker 2: I need to change it to make it appear like
Speaker 2: it's a different video, to get it bumped up again.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: I don't know if the algorithm.
Speaker 2: Is doing that, or if people are organically watching it
Speaker 2: more because they think it's something different, or just it
Speaker 2: is a like I said, it's the algorithm, it naturally,
Speaker 2: just sometimes it takes a while for it to start
Speaker 2: showing up somewhere. I don't know, but all say is
Speaker 2: I guess it doesn't hurt to do it.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm too lazy to do that. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that is so interesting the way to commit a content creation,
Speaker 1: well at least YouTube is now because like people, when
Speaker 1: I watch YouTube now, it's like a lot because I've
Speaker 1: been watching it for like a while now, so a
Speaker 1: lot of the content creators I was like big fans of,
Speaker 1: they don't get the same viewership they did before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's just interesting seeing, like I wonder how much
Speaker 1: it's really affected they're they're money. They make Like a
Speaker 1: lot of creators that I used to watch them back
Speaker 1: in day, like the old like maybe two thousand pre
Speaker 1: twenty ten to like maybe twenty eleven twelve. They just
Speaker 1: do ads on their shit. If they're doing videos, like
Speaker 1: they're uploading a video, it's it's like two ads to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like when me get paid. Actually, but they're only getting
Speaker 1: like maybe like maybe like like between thirty and forty
Speaker 1: five thousand views compared to like it's about volume now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I posted before they would get like millions of views,
Speaker 1: and like that's crazy, not millions, but like hundreds of
Speaker 1: thousands of views. Yeah, and like that's like a real
Speaker 1: steep decline.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it makes sense, like if you've been
Speaker 3: around for a long time. Yeah, it just makes it
Speaker 3: like I actually hate that YouTube doesn't let you purge,
Speaker 3: Like I wish it was an option to do that.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Be like, okay, like how many how many of my
Speaker 3: subscribers haven't logged into their accounts in like five years
Speaker 3: or whatever? Right, there's probably a pretty hefty amount of people. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and so like I would love the ability to just
Speaker 3: like get rid of them. I don't care if my numbers,
Speaker 3: but that would be I would rather have an accurate
Speaker 3: number that.
Speaker 1: Would the creators though, no, it wouldn't know it would
Speaker 1: it wouldn't, but it would suck up the visual perspectives.
Speaker 1: So many creators.
Speaker 3: People don't care about that stuff anyway. It actually it
Speaker 3: doesn't matter like subscriber accounts, do you. Actually, Yeah, subscriber
Speaker 3: count doesn't matter anymore. Like like people don't subscribe to anything.
Speaker 3: They rely on algorithms to send them to the things
Speaker 3: that they want to see. Yeah, so your subscriber count
Speaker 3: really isn't something that people look at anymore. Even like
Speaker 3: advertisers or whatever, they don't look at subscriber count.
Speaker 2: They don't care.
Speaker 3: What they care about is like numbers, like actual engagement
Speaker 3: and views and all that stuff. Likes that kind of
Speaker 3: thing interactions.
Speaker 1: Because think of how many concepts like uh, like PewDiePie, Right,
Speaker 1: Like PewDiePie is probably very like a huge epidemic when
Speaker 1: he started for like young preteen people, you know, sure
Speaker 1: like in an age group. But if but think of
Speaker 1: how many of them are probably been too late to
Speaker 1: unbscribe to him that you just go through his looks
Speaker 1: and to be like, well dude, oh there's like they're
Speaker 1: just gone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well dude, I'm subscribing. Peter Bi is a great example.
Speaker 3: He has like what like how many how many.
Speaker 1: Subscribes to people?
Speaker 2: I don't remember how many something? Crazy? Right, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't remember what the when he was doing the T
Speaker 2: series battle, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Is it a hundred million or is that I think
Speaker 1: it's in the triples.
Speaker 3: It might be like, let's say it's a hundred million,
Speaker 3: which is his videos don't get a hundred million views.
Speaker 3: Videos get like they get like three million, maybe cat
Speaker 3: at like seven or technically, depending on how you look
Speaker 3: at it, there are people with like four hundred thousand
Speaker 3: subscribers who technically get better views than Beauty By. Yeah,
Speaker 3: as far as like they're as far as like engaging,
Speaker 3: there were roll he's just been around a long time.
Speaker 3: Like half a subscriber are probably dead.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of not half, but there's probably a
Speaker 1: good a huge.
Speaker 3: I bet probably like twenty percent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe, which is high, but like percent of them
Speaker 1: are probably genuinely not here anymore, like like for real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think it's more like this is
Speaker 3: a defination amount.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know. But like because even even
Speaker 2: at that, like that's completely fine for him. He's still
Speaker 2: that's a ton of money. Yeah, Still, how many millions
Speaker 2: of views per month. It's it's one of those things when,
Speaker 2: especially at a certain level, it doesn't really affect you
Speaker 2: looks wise, because there are some people that try to
Speaker 2: like like, if you look at my channel, if you
Speaker 2: look at my channel, I have I don't know, three
Speaker 2: three hundred plus three hundred k whatever it is, and
Speaker 2: the views especially since I upload like you know, I
Speaker 2: don't there's no schedule. You just put something out when
Speaker 2: you feel like it. And so the videos might be
Speaker 2: under ten thousand, like all like on average ten thousand views.
Speaker 2: And so if you were to look at that and
Speaker 2: be like, oh, this channel is completely completely fucked. But
Speaker 2: if you were to say, be like somebody that just
Speaker 2: uploaded every fucking day, you can start to accumulate.
Speaker 1: Times a week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like if you uploaded twice a week, that's pretty
Speaker 3: not that's not bad.
Speaker 1: Don't feel you good, like you could out your channel
Speaker 1: or no.
Speaker 2: So the interesting thing is I was gonna try. I
Speaker 2: got so distracted I forgot about this that the I
Speaker 2: started gaining subscribers again when I was just uploading shorts,
Speaker 2: and I thought I was weird because I've I've had
Speaker 2: a I said this a long time ago that a
Speaker 2: YouTube customers an agent under something that they shouldn't have,
Speaker 2: and then I couldn't get anybody else to prove, confirm
Speaker 2: it and confirm it where He told me that if
Speaker 2: you have too many demonetized videos, you start getting you
Speaker 2: you basically end up in the algorithmic abyss. And the
Speaker 2: one thing one of the reasons why you keep getting
Speaker 2: people unsubscribing from you is because it's I feel like
Speaker 2: this is a little bit of a bug, but it
Speaker 2: just starts treating people that are just even a little
Speaker 2: bit inactive as bots. So like it doesn't even have
Speaker 2: to be that long. It didn't even have to be
Speaker 2: that long, because I've seen proof. I'm sure you've seen proof.
Speaker 1: People.
Speaker 2: My closest friend that I was best friends with the
Speaker 2: seventh grade was like, hey, I got I got unsubscribed
Speaker 2: from your channel, Like obviously he wouldn't subscribe. He wouldn't
Speaker 2: unsubscribe for me, and so I was like, Okay, they
Speaker 2: told me what was up.
Speaker 1: That's interesting.
Speaker 2: I tried to bring this information and confirm this, and
Speaker 2: if they can do anything about it, I would. My
Speaker 2: channel isn't large enough, Like if I was a Phil
Speaker 2: DeFranco or something maybe I could have actually affected something.
Speaker 2: So that was I'm like, okay, I see the problem.
Speaker 2: This is one of the reasons why I don't want
Speaker 2: to upload on this channel anymore, because this channel specifically
Speaker 2: is kind of fucked. During the shorts was the only
Speaker 2: thing that kind of counteracted it. I stopped hemorrhaging subscribers,
Speaker 2: because every time I upload, I would lose like maybe
Speaker 2: three to four hundred subscribers, and so it'd be like,
Speaker 2: this is crazy. The videos are positively received. There's no
Speaker 2: massive negative amounts of feedback. When there was, there'd just
Speaker 2: be maybe one hundred more unsubscribes, but still like that
Speaker 2: few hundred plus a little extra on the controversial stuff.
Speaker 2: But all the positive stuff, even like oh I put
Speaker 2: out that clear obscure cover and then still lost subscribers,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, It's all completely positive. There's
Speaker 2: no negativity on it whatsoever. Like, okay, maybe doing shorts
Speaker 2: can somehow reignite the algorithm.
Speaker 3: That's what's confusing about the snark tank YouTube channel. Yes,
Speaker 3: like we constantly lose same things. Doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3: It's because like we get it's like how does that
Speaker 3: It's who is who's still subscribed to like, oh they
Speaker 3: uploaded again, Like, I don't buy that it's not doing
Speaker 3: it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: What they told me makes perfect sense that like the
Speaker 2: for a long time, the channel was almost all yellows.
Speaker 2: Now now it's consistently, it's been doing well consistently. It's uh,
Speaker 2: it's it's green and uh. I think with the new
Speaker 2: chains that they're I don't know, if they implement it already,
Speaker 2: it should probably it should probably stay green now, like
Speaker 2: there's no reason for it too unless it's something super inflammatory.
Speaker 2: But usually we're relatively we're not that crazy, because we
Speaker 2: could be way crazier. Yeah, I actually personally I nerved
Speaker 2: myself quite a bit on the show.
Speaker 3: I think you're right, But I also don't think anyone
Speaker 3: is where we're at. But I think I think as
Speaker 3: far as the shows that there's so many people that
Speaker 3: are being way too careful. Maybe yeah, well, I I
Speaker 3: think for sure we have the most unfiltered show.
Speaker 1: Probably probably people that are like straight up like actually.
Speaker 2: As far as as far as like normal people who
Speaker 2: aren't like as far as having an audience goes right,
Speaker 2: because there's probably very small.
Speaker 1: Starters. We're just freshen fit or like something.
Speaker 2: And they're not even on YouTube because they can't be
Speaker 2: they got banned, right, But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It's like, I think we're not locals, like we're like
Speaker 3: worthy worthy, you are kind.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. I'm not that outwardly like fucking
Speaker 1: with people like that, Like though I don't think I am.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're definitely the punch.
Speaker 3: It's more your Twitter. Really, who does my Twitter with everybody?
Speaker 3: Because they read it and they can't make heads or
Speaker 3: tails of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not. I'm not working. You don't have to be.
Speaker 3: Colin texted me, he was like, can you please tell
Speaker 3: Cakes to proofread his tweets?
Speaker 1: It's pretty well.
Speaker 2: I was like, it's impossible. He just refusing.
Speaker 3: No, I said, I told him it's impossible. I tried
Speaker 3: to glasses.
Speaker 1: I try to no.
Speaker 2: Glasses, trying to speed it up.
Speaker 1: You can't see.
Speaker 2: And then he's like, I don't know, his.
Speaker 3: Phone's too small or something and everything. He's like that
Speaker 3: sounds that feels like it's right.
Speaker 1: It feels like it's all based on vibes. Dude, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, I'm a vibe.
Speaker 2: Based yeah, yeah, based on crazy you've gotten this far
Speaker 2: without dying.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die, so like,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. I don't care, man, I don't What
Speaker 1: was that was that quote? You said? A single by
Speaker 1: thirty eight, dead by thirty five, dead by thirty It's good,
Speaker 1: it's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Hey man, you got a few years, man, I really
Speaker 3: I you'll die, So then you'll die. We'll get a
Speaker 3: nice pay increase you got and that'd.
Speaker 1: Be a huge thing. We're gonna last something missing?
Speaker 2: Are we gonna last?
Speaker 3: Are we gonna last that long?
Speaker 2: Is this podcast gonna be? Can to thirty? Him being
Speaker 2: thirty years? Was I seven years?
Speaker 1: Remember you? Old? You?
Speaker 2: Aren't you like thirty one?
Speaker 1: No? I don't fucking know. I don't know why is
Speaker 1: like thirty one?
Speaker 2: I guess wait are you?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure? I don't know. This is crazy.
Speaker 3: He must be thirty one because I'm thirty one and
Speaker 3: I'm about to be thirty one.
Speaker 2: Okay, just crazy.
Speaker 3: That feels like not real?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it is.
Speaker 3: It's it's I like hearing You'll feel like I'm nineteen.
Speaker 1: I like hearing you.
Speaker 2: Guys saw right once you once you passed thirty five,
Speaker 2: that'll be it's gone. What are the feeling of Like
Speaker 2: I still feel it's it's gonna fade.
Speaker 1: It's weird. It's like it's like sports.
Speaker 3: Do you see the sports people they decline at thirty
Speaker 3: five thirty six. Yeah, it happens to us too. It's
Speaker 3: just not as noticeable because they're playing extremely rare. I've
Speaker 3: always been in pain, always Oh.
Speaker 2: We'll get ready. I'm I'm feeling things that I'm like,
Speaker 2: what it is crazy?
Speaker 1: I'm excited for crams by your ethro. What is this?
Speaker 1: I'm excited for the moment where I laid down in
Speaker 1: bed and I'm like, oh, this is the last time
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this.
Speaker 3: It's like that's crazy down.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh ship, oh shit? Nice?
Speaker 2: Ever has ever any cramp her ethra? I don't think.
Speaker 2: I mean either, Yeah, you may want to you need
Speaker 2: some Z pack?
Speaker 1: What is that? Is that?
Speaker 3: Like the antibiotics? Either it was like the counter to
Speaker 3: a pack or something.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean maybe it should be Z PACKAZ pack
Speaker 2: was ruined for me because I always think about dumbash
Speaker 2: Joe Rogan. We got COVID. He literally took everything. He's
Speaker 2: like he was like, oh you're you're a push. You guys,
Speaker 2: are you guys wearing masks? You're all scared of a virus.
Speaker 2: And then he literally took everything.
Speaker 3: It really bothers me that we didn't were so scared
Speaker 3: he took everything. It really bothers me that we didn't
Speaker 3: learn the right lesson from the masks thing, not even
Speaker 3: necessarily that like I don't trust the government, like not
Speaker 3: not that ship, but just like.
Speaker 2: It's it's just courteous, common courtesy.
Speaker 3: It's actually like a court, a courteous thing to do,
Speaker 3: to wear a mask when you're sick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody, it's reverted back to.
Speaker 3: Like I do that now, Like I feel sick, I
Speaker 3: I'll wear a mask out.
Speaker 2: It's it's very curty. I mean like it's reverted back
Speaker 2: to all of the you know, Asian culture still doing
Speaker 2: it over here, they're still doing it. And then a
Speaker 2: couple of crazy people that think everything's gonna kill them
Speaker 2: because the hypochondriac the people that are on the train.
Speaker 2: It is interesting me experiencing society much more now that
Speaker 2: I'm riding the train and seeing the types of people.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, it's the ones that are wearing the masks
Speaker 2: that aren't like using like Asian or like say, you
Speaker 2: can see like they're sensible. Uh, it's they look rough.
Speaker 2: They look dude, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's like, damn, dude, it's it's funny because I know
Speaker 3: New York's always get like a batter app whatever, but
Speaker 3: like it's the sheer distinctive different erence between the clientele
Speaker 3: on your average subway versus your average leg line here
Speaker 3: is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I bunched the train here once and I just I
Speaker 1: was so in my own world I didn't really notice anybody. Dude,
Speaker 1: I saw.
Speaker 3: This is Jayla, I think Paul, Gabby, Alex, a couple
Speaker 3: of other people that we know. We're like going into
Speaker 3: the downtown l like I can't Rember. I think we
Speaker 3: were going a little tokyo or something. We took one
Speaker 3: of the trains to go in and we got in
Speaker 3: and immediately there was a guy in a fetal position
Speaker 3: under a chair vomiting. And he wasn't homeless, so it's
Speaker 3: not a homeless guy who's in a suit.
Speaker 1: I wonder what he was coming from. Dude.
Speaker 2: This was eight pm.
Speaker 3: It wasn't even like it wasn't even like you know
Speaker 3: one where you'd be like that's still kind of crazy
Speaker 3: to see, but at least it's like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: it's one am.
Speaker 2: Maybe he was like on a bend or something.
Speaker 1: I think starting I think, I think back home is
Speaker 1: people that are more upset here.
Speaker 3: Well, back home, more people just use it, so like
Speaker 3: you're seeing a more like normalized and then you out
Speaker 3: here more people use cars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're on the train or not happened, something happened.
Speaker 2: There's the smart business people that and then there's there's
Speaker 2: a lot of people that are like me that do
Speaker 2: not want to be in the traffic. That's like the
Speaker 2: big thing. So we park our cars at the train
Speaker 2: station and then we ride and I gotta tell you, man,
Speaker 2: it's it's wonderful. It's like it's suck the training tickets
Speaker 2: cost you are too fucking expensive. And then there's times
Speaker 2: where I'm like, they didn't even take my ticket.
Speaker 3: I just I you could have gone on for free.
Speaker 3: I could have gone That's always well, does it work
Speaker 3: like it does in New York? We're like, uh, We're like,
Speaker 3: if they don't take your ticket, you could at least
Speaker 3: keep it for the next time that you go on.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's how the Metro works.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I don't remember the Metromph anymore. I
Speaker 1: haven't taken it in a while.
Speaker 3: I take the Metro North every single time I come
Speaker 3: home because it's the easiest way to get up. But
Speaker 3: like how it works is like you would get like
Speaker 3: a round trip ticket and it would be valid for
Speaker 3: a period of time. But it's a pretty generous period
Speaker 3: of time.
Speaker 2: Its sak.
Speaker 3: It's like two months or something. So you get like
Speaker 3: a trip ticket and then you'd go on and then
Speaker 3: they would stamp it, but sometimes they wouldn't, which means
Speaker 3: you would get at least like that other half of
Speaker 3: the ride for free if you want, if you had
Speaker 3: to come back down or whatever, you might have to
Speaker 3: pick up, you know, if you needed another round trip,
Speaker 3: I guess you would have to get one single round trip,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, or not a round trip,
Speaker 3: but like a one way. Yeah, but like that happened
Speaker 3: a lot. Like I've gotten a lot of free rises
Speaker 3: because people were just like the guy's having a rough day,
Speaker 3: you just got divorce or something, and he's just like
Speaker 3: not paying attention.
Speaker 2: Then I'm small.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah that's true. Yeah, I used to metro if
Speaker 1: a lot. When I was like between like eleven and fourteen,
Speaker 1: I used it a lot, Like I was using like
Speaker 1: every other weekend when I that's when we were like
Speaker 1: transitioning from moving to upstate to dom from New York. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and after that I just didn't really use anymore unless
Speaker 1: like your random occasion where I would go to the
Speaker 1: city with my friends.
Speaker 3: It's nice. It kind of feels like the Harry Potter train, yeah,
Speaker 3: where it's like it's nice to be on one of
Speaker 3: those trains that's just kind of like a long like
Speaker 3: I don't know, I like I wish America had more
Speaker 3: of like the railroad culture because it is something there's
Speaker 3: something like kind of oh we had it.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I.
Speaker 3: Wish I wish we kept it because it is there
Speaker 3: is there is something really there is something really nice
Speaker 3: about just sitting on a train like that. The you know,
Speaker 3: the there's something about it that's like way nicer than
Speaker 3: a plane.
Speaker 2: You don't feel like we're gonna take.
Speaker 1: It over a plane anything anything, And I wish.
Speaker 3: We're gonna I could take if I could take the
Speaker 3: train home, I would take I would take it all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 1: I would take it. I would take a day off.
Speaker 2: But we've been talking about a bullet train from going
Speaker 2: there for like the longest time.
Speaker 3: Even to a slow like take three day train, it's
Speaker 3: so nice to just stop like, oh hey, I'm in fucking.
Speaker 1: Maybe off track days. I think Amtrak works a lot.
Speaker 1: I did I did La to Seattle.
Speaker 2: How long did that take?
Speaker 1: Two days? Days a lot?
Speaker 3: That's a weirdly long time for a short distance.
Speaker 1: I feel a distance man from l A the Seattle
Speaker 1: is not that not that short. It's pretty it's pretty
Speaker 1: feels like take a day.
Speaker 3: It feels like it shouldn't take that long. I would
Speaker 3: get I would guess like a few days. Well, how
Speaker 3: many how many stops?
Speaker 1: Two? What the fun?
Speaker 3: That makes no sense.
Speaker 1: Because you gotta go. You gotta go down from here
Speaker 1: that's all the way up to all the way up
Speaker 1: to the top of California. Then you have to go
Speaker 1: from California. There's one there's one country state in the
Speaker 1: middle or country in the middle of almost a place,
Speaker 1: damn near the rest of the world is pretty much
Speaker 1: a country, I know. But then you go to Oregon
Speaker 1: and then you get to freaking Washington, and it's like
Speaker 1: it took a while and that ship. At a certain
Speaker 1: point it gets like, all right, I don't want to
Speaker 1: be in this anymore.
Speaker 3: Oregon again, they had like had like really good food
Speaker 3: in organ weirdly doesn't sound I know, it doesn't sound right.
Speaker 1: It's boring.
Speaker 3: When I went there, the best, the best chicken sandwich
Speaker 3: I ever had was in fucking some random bump.
Speaker 2: I think, well, it might have been Portland, to be fair,
Speaker 2: but I actually had a I had at a pizza
Speaker 2: like that. I was in a fucked place by Pittsburgh,
Speaker 2: Like it was some some bummed down and like by.
Speaker 3: Pizzas right Pittsburgh and some random guy screaming pizzas into existence.
Speaker 2: The pizza place Dad Venues. So it was a show.
Speaker 2: There was a show there where when I was on
Speaker 2: tour with my buddies and uh, and then the a
Speaker 2: pizza shop right next to it. Dude, the pizza was
Speaker 2: I couldn't explain what they fucking did to the crust.
Speaker 3: Because it was so it was like crystallizing.
Speaker 2: It was like a regular crust, but it was kind
Speaker 2: of golden and it was so delicious. I don't know
Speaker 2: what the fuck it was.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make sense if it's Saffron, they're not. There's
Speaker 2: no fucking Arab people around there.
Speaker 3: Doesn't mean he also just explained that he couldn't just
Speaker 3: explain it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a Saffron.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I usefron sometimes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're Arab.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I think I know you better than you. I don't
Speaker 2: think Arab.
Speaker 1: I don't think I always see you saying.
Speaker 3: That's my Muslim, but you're close up a typically Muslim.
Speaker 3: So every day Muslim, every day. Yet every day, every
Speaker 3: day Kingston wakes up, he says in shaw I'm awake, Yeah, and.
Speaker 1: Lucky.
Speaker 3: Inchila is a nice word.
Speaker 1: I like it. Like that, I'll I think I'll take it. Enchiladas.
Speaker 1: There's a Spanish phrase that I forgot what it's called
Speaker 1: a phrase exactly, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: Said rap where it says Raphael. I was like, what
Speaker 2: the fu, dude, I don't know, you're crazy.
Speaker 1: I would I would never do that, and.
Speaker 3: It says like ladies and gentlemen, the leo ritardo.
Speaker 1: Rafael. And we're an hour in that.
Speaker 3: We're an hour into our episode, which means now, which
Speaker 3: means now is the time that we get into some
Speaker 3: of your audience submissions. You don't want to start doing
Speaker 3: for the show. I want to start uh putting that
Speaker 3: that radio compressor on our voices.
Speaker 2: You usually make it sound like talking.
Speaker 3: About basically you just fucking you take you take your
Speaker 3: EQ and you turn into a fucking a fucking rainbow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just turn into a rainbow. And you'll be
Speaker 2: like everybody, I have no base and I'm fucking old and.
Speaker 3: The one that's primarily but like that like the morning.
Speaker 2: DJ Oh you want, oh you want?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I thought you meant like the like Transatlantic.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah you mean like, oh, like it's me
Speaker 2: at the bum fuck you see our game?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're watching that snark Tank podcast doing some stupid
Speaker 3: weird noises.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sound of someone audibly sporting loud as fun.
Speaker 2: What would be what's our stations? Because there's it's four letters.
Speaker 2: What we got uh k k K.
Speaker 1: One I guess the numbers and dot it's like like
Speaker 1: one O seven point four the that's that actually works?
Speaker 2: Th h E n works.
Speaker 3: The then well, we're gonna read our questions. Remember, you
Speaker 3: can go over to patreon dot com, slash the snark
Speaker 3: tank and throw us at a bone. Throw us a
Speaker 3: question you get a chance to be right on the show,
Speaker 3: make us read your stupid fucking name right right, did
Speaker 3: d did d J.
Speaker 1: D J Fat Dick in the place, the d J proa.
Speaker 2: DJ pro Jarrett d J, oh my God DJ Jared
Speaker 2: Folk in the house. What happens if you give a
Speaker 2: pro get a super soa s That sounded more like
Speaker 2: Crazy Taxi. Actually it did sound like.
Speaker 4: Crazy Taxi Crazy three, I roller fuck scared. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: say the words.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say the end because these cars are driving.
Speaker 3: I love Crazy Taxi one and yeah, yeah, I only
Speaker 3: really played the third one, but they were all I mean,
Speaker 3: they were all the same.
Speaker 1: Like really places.
Speaker 3: It's the soundtrack and the one I think, uh, Crazy
Speaker 3: Taxi three was I think, uh San Francisco. Although I
Speaker 3: think I think there aren't they all in everywhere.
Speaker 2: I thought that because there was definitely like one of
Speaker 2: the one of one of the places. I don't remember
Speaker 2: if they all I remember is the drivers and the music,
Speaker 2: but some of the stages were like Crazy Hills. It
Speaker 2: seemed like San Francisco. Yeah, that's what I remember.
Speaker 3: I would love a new Crazy t And by the way,
Speaker 3: that's one of those few games that I feel like
Speaker 3: you can get away with ridiculous product placement and it's fine.
Speaker 3: It's actually better for it. Like I loved driving through
Speaker 3: crowds of people just to drop somebody off at a
Speaker 3: burger king on time. It's like just straight up a
Speaker 3: burger king.
Speaker 2: When people would just bail from your fucking taxi jump
Speaker 2: yeah because you were like you were you didn't make
Speaker 2: it on time, and like you fucking suck, and.
Speaker 1: Then they would crazy tax is awesome.
Speaker 3: I think that's like the first time that I was
Speaker 3: introduced to like music that wasn't normal or like that
Speaker 3: wasn't in my house of offspring.
Speaker 2: That's just like first thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like gust that crazy tax
Speaker 1: that's so crazy. Taxo was a foundation of like my
Speaker 1: bit of the foundation of my music face really yeah,
Speaker 1: Like it was like because that's the first, like because
Speaker 1: when you're little music in the house, that's crazy fucking
Speaker 1: three decades before, but it's like it was it's something
Speaker 1: I would play like, you know, because wh you played
Speaker 1: music your house, obviously you're the same cultures Spanish music
Speaker 1: all the time. And then it'd be like fucking the
Speaker 1: whole soul music and like you don't it's on, but
Speaker 1: you're not listening to it, you know, and then you
Speaker 1: turn it on and you hear like, fucking u the
Speaker 1: Ramones on Crazy Tacks and you're like, oh, I think
Speaker 1: it's interesting. I'm playing again. It's like it becomes the
Speaker 1: set piece more than the song. Yeah, and Tony Hawk
Speaker 1: were like two fundamental like kinds of music for me.
Speaker 2: This is the main ones.
Speaker 3: A lot of games had him too, but I didn't
Speaker 3: play that many of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that for it wasn't.
Speaker 2: Music was Oridge racers.
Speaker 1: Ridge Racer music is fucking sick.
Speaker 3: It's it's not it's not music like it's it's it
Speaker 3: is music like artists music. It's not songs necessarily like
Speaker 3: by like an artist. It's not license music, but like
Speaker 3: it's like Type four. That soundtrack is fucking I use
Speaker 3: it for my streams all time because it's just like
Speaker 3: it's perfect, it's perfect vibe music.
Speaker 1: And then I played the Plan Game one fucking PS one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wanted to help me. I wonder what's the most
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think people will probably say t h PS one
Speaker 2: is the most iconic just because of the first one.
Speaker 2: As far as the soundtrack goes.
Speaker 3: Probably, but I think to personally for me, that was
Speaker 3: with Gerrilla Radio and that was like the opening track
Speaker 3: for it, and I remember that being.
Speaker 2: Like, man, that was the one that had uh popa
Speaker 2: roach right yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, what is it? Uh
Speaker 2: it's in a nature to destroyer blood brothers brothers.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love when the face comes in because the Bassis
Speaker 2: was the guy actually he wrote like most of the
Speaker 2: music because like I was like, this guy's talented because
Speaker 2: he's just like playing in new metal bases were fucking
Speaker 2: the dog ship. They just usually feel the corn will
Speaker 2: just slap it and sound like to slap in his
Speaker 2: dick on it or something like. They weren't like actually failing.
Speaker 1: It was an interesting kind of music, man, I remember.
Speaker 1: I remember like metal was Queen of the Damn Oh.
Speaker 2: Jonathan Davis fucking wrote the soundtrack for Queen, and that
Speaker 2: music was like.
Speaker 1: What that was like the first time I heard music
Speaker 1: that I was like scared about fun because I couldn't
Speaker 1: understand it. I was like, this isn't like anything I've
Speaker 1: ever heard before. And fucking Shanty was.
Speaker 2: Just like Eliah Elia.
Speaker 1: Said, black Woman said pretty black Woman was just like
Speaker 1: I feel so confused.
Speaker 3: I was just looking at a core memory of a
Speaker 3: lot of like it was Tony I think, yeah, the
Speaker 3: Blood Brothers was playing, and then my dad came in
Speaker 3: and he was like, you good, so you're right, but
Speaker 3: he's the music was like, he's like, this is good
Speaker 3: over because it just ends with him shouting kill kill
Speaker 3: over there, and it's such a cool it.
Speaker 2: I ironically loved that.
Speaker 3: I think that song is fucking great, but uh yeah,
Speaker 3: and I was like yeah, I was like a child.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, yeah, dad, you want to play
Speaker 1: this game? And it does shut the funk up and
Speaker 1: he walks out of the room.
Speaker 3: That reminds me such a nerd to so like it
Speaker 3: was probably very jarring for him, who grew up in
Speaker 3: like out of the fucking fifties, to see like a
Speaker 3: kid with like glasses it's playing a video game, playing
Speaker 3: a video game which at the time was also dirty,
Speaker 3: and then hearing like, ridiculous, I want to.
Speaker 2: Play screaming tro of something that my mom walked in.
Speaker 2: I was sitting with my buddy and I was listening
Speaker 2: to this Black Memori compilation.
Speaker 1: And it just sounds like rain.
Speaker 3: Your mom is like, why you playing rating jazz, but
Speaker 3: with like squirt raid but what it's so disgusting.
Speaker 1: Or awesome? Fucking smokehouse jazz squirting? Is that what that
Speaker 1: would be?
Speaker 3: Square smoke squirt squirret house There it is there, it
Speaker 3: is there, it isouse.
Speaker 1: I hold jazz. That's such a high fucking esteem that
Speaker 1: the idea of someone we should make a squirreouse hand.
Speaker 2: That's I'm actually a completely on boarding good questions before
Speaker 2: you go to question. Now we know any women can sure.
Speaker 1: Not on hand? No, I do know some I can't
Speaker 1: contact that.
Speaker 3: I think I don't think it would be appropriate. They
Speaker 3: wouldn't be down. I think it would be appropriate to
Speaker 3: be would be like, hey.
Speaker 1: It's been like nine years, what's up there? They wouldn't
Speaker 1: be up for the task.
Speaker 2: I have a sneaking suspicion.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, so so before we continue, Okay, when you
Speaker 1: think of America, what genre of music do you think
Speaker 1: define American music? Squirting? No, real question, real question, because
Speaker 1: for me, I think blues. I think blues is the
Speaker 1: most America.
Speaker 2: Definitely black metal, I.
Speaker 1: Think blues is the most like it is the most
Speaker 1: American music.
Speaker 2: I definitely Norwegian black metal.
Speaker 3: I actually, you know what I actually think. The actual
Speaker 3: answer is, I think.
Speaker 1: I think blues the foundation of all of them. But
Speaker 1: I don't think you're wrong.
Speaker 3: I think I think what I think about as uniquely
Speaker 3: like specifically American music. I think about like big band
Speaker 3: stuff honestly, because I don't associate big band stuff with
Speaker 3: anywhere else.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, like I associated blues with other places, no, but.
Speaker 3: I also don't necessarily associated with America. I think I
Speaker 3: associate blues with more of like black No, I mean
Speaker 3: just the South in general. I think when I think
Speaker 3: of I don't think that's an invalid answer, but I
Speaker 3: also think like like the the wait, like the lounge
Speaker 3: kind of I don't know, there's something about a cigar
Speaker 3: lounge and the music that plays it.
Speaker 2: He was like, you wouldn't hear that ship in the UK.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't hear like that ship exists with a blues though,
Speaker 2: well probably not.
Speaker 1: I think blues is the American music, like print of you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you go through like a whate what music like
Speaker 1: foulos back, because that ship, that music is the most.
Speaker 2: Would be your blues name. If you're a blues musician,
Speaker 2: it would be like.
Speaker 1: Chubbs mcfuck, like whistling Negro, something like that whistling and
Speaker 1: deep whistle to the gap in my teeth and like,
Speaker 1: what is he doing?
Speaker 3: I'm like nothing and introducing this this new artist for
Speaker 3: the first time ever. Call no whistling Negro, take it away.
Speaker 3: It's just gonna be failing to whistle.
Speaker 1: It's whistle. No, no, you're not even. You're not even.
Speaker 1: You can't even whistle. That's you. You're on stage.
Speaker 2: You're like, I'm whistling. I'm whistling this tune.
Speaker 1: It's like a fucking elephant. I'm trying one.
Speaker 2: You You're so bad that it's a vaudeville noose pulls
Speaker 2: you up.
Speaker 1: And then I'm whistling perfectly while they're hanging, like, wait,
Speaker 1: cut him down.
Speaker 2: He's got it because there your throats tighter so you
Speaker 2: can actually whistle. Well, now he's got he's got it.
Speaker 2: Let let him go.
Speaker 1: Now whistle. Wait. Wait, it's like placing the mask on
Speaker 1: Doom's face when it's a noose around you.
Speaker 2: Your thinking about it.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: The thing about it, too, is that like a lot
Speaker 3: of that big band and stuff is like literally like
Speaker 3: a lot of those songs are about like straight up
Speaker 3: American places, there's songs called like you know New York
Speaker 3: and like yeah Kentucky bluegrass or yeah, it's like American
Speaker 3: music about America, whereas like I think blues is more
Speaker 3: about like it was, it was deeper than that. I
Speaker 3: think it was more about like the people being sad.
Speaker 1: There's a haunt.
Speaker 2: Virginia that I killed some bitch y like Big Iron
Speaker 2: on his hip, killed his dumb.
Speaker 3: It's not the same kind of music obviously, but that's
Speaker 3: like that's an American, that's American.
Speaker 2: And now the cops. Yeah, you never get like long
Speaker 2: because the cops are actually looking for me because I
Speaker 2: killed the bitch in the absolation of Virginia.
Speaker 1: I gotta go. Actually, rather right there in the studio,
Speaker 1: you just hear.
Speaker 2: Le'd be sick as fucking dropped the how they dropped
Speaker 2: the song.
Speaker 1: There's there's the record.
Speaker 2: Here's the record of him getting arrested and shot at God,
Speaker 2: be sick as fuck.
Speaker 1: I just that' stuff.
Speaker 3: That's an interesting question. I wonder what the audience would say.
Speaker 1: That time is so crazy, because like I think that
Speaker 1: time is so magical but also magical and the most
Speaker 1: horrifying way too. But like there's a well there's some
Speaker 1: sort of like there's a wondrous nature about It's like
Speaker 1: people think it's it's interesting too.
Speaker 3: There's one there's parts of it that are fun to romanticize. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like but we know how how insane Like I'm playing
Speaker 3: Mafia the Old Country right now and that's like nineteen
Speaker 3: oh six and like in Sicily or whatever, and there
Speaker 3: is something like it it's cool to just.
Speaker 2: Kind of inhabit these spaces.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like yeah, you know, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I want to be I don't want to be it.
Speaker 1: We get it. Fuck Internet people.
Speaker 3: Getting their fucking fingers dropped off or like looking at
Speaker 3: a woman weird, Like I don't know, I don't know if.
Speaker 2: That's really all that.
Speaker 1: It's like I would love to fucking go back into
Speaker 1: like and see like fucking old London and you know
Speaker 1: before everything was super developed. But then at the same
Speaker 1: time there might really be trolls then, you know, so
Speaker 1: it's like I don't want to go back. There have
Speaker 1: to be actually worried about nighttime, like the sunsets and you're.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, like there's actually dozens of Jack the Rippers,
Speaker 2: Like there's gang couldn't catch them, was a gang there's
Speaker 2: an entire gang of Jack the rippers, and they're just
Speaker 2: dying the jack the rip.
Speaker 3: You.
Speaker 1: What happens is that they start jacks the ripping each other.
Speaker 2: They that they when they can't catch the other prey,
Speaker 2: they start praying on each other.
Speaker 3: If they can't find anybody, if they can't find anybody
Speaker 3: to jack the rip, they jack the rip each other.
Speaker 3: And then it's just a whole it's just a whole
Speaker 3: bunch of people jack the ripping each other, and it's
Speaker 3: it's I know jack.
Speaker 2: I know Mortal Kombat because Warner Brothers owns all these
Speaker 2: I p's of all these horror ship but like, has
Speaker 2: anybody actually made a game where it's just like the Oh,
Speaker 2: Jack the Ripper fucking ed gay.
Speaker 1: It's just these don't order, yes, isn't it right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The Order eighteen eighty six, yea.
Speaker 2: Wolves, I don't remember. I don't remember well, I remember.
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 3: I actually like The Order eighteen eighty six.
Speaker 2: I want to play it.
Speaker 1: I never heard it was actually fun.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's tricky, it's not worth buying a full price. Certainly,
Speaker 3: it's very short, it's it's very like, it doesn't run
Speaker 3: very well but it's a cool idea. Like the setting
Speaker 3: and and the story and what they were going for
Speaker 3: I think is actually cool and fresh. But like they
Speaker 3: took like forever to make that game, and it's not
Speaker 3: good enough to justify. How heard it's very short eight hours.
Speaker 1: Huh, which I think. I like London were Wolves.
Speaker 3: It's it's more than I don't know. It's interesting, it's cool.
Speaker 3: I think it's worth playing, actually, especially now because it's
Speaker 3: like what like five bucks or something.
Speaker 2: I forget about it.
Speaker 1: I need I should buy.
Speaker 3: It's still so much, but yeah, that's crazy, way too much.
Speaker 3: It's very worth it for five dollars if you're curious
Speaker 3: about like that kind of thing. It doesn't it's it's definite.
Speaker 1: Maybe I know, I got it for real, fucking it
Speaker 1: goes down to four ninety five, I'll probably think about it.
Speaker 1: It would still be five dollars with taxi bitch, I
Speaker 1: don't play sex.
Speaker 2: You can't not do that.
Speaker 1: I can I hack my paces.
Speaker 3: I don't play that way, all right, well whatever, gotcha? Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's interesting. It's a it's an interesting little story. I
Speaker 3: thought it was handled pretty well, but like it's just
Speaker 3: kind of like it's one of those things where it's
Speaker 3: just like, ah, you could just tell where it fell short,
Speaker 3: Like if I paid sixty dollars for that, I'd be like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, right, especially back then.
Speaker 1: I think about this all my man, that once upon
Speaker 1: a time all of America was at Palachia, you know,
Speaker 1: like all of America was that kind of scary.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to care about what you're saying.
Speaker 1: You try harder, you'll get to get there. Give me
Speaker 1: a few more reps of trying. All right, we hit
Speaker 1: the first question. Yeah no, not even done?
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, yeah, we had this episode is going
Speaker 2: to be our thirty so we got hurry up.
Speaker 3: That's all right, pleo tca road and he says, not
Speaker 3: a question. Great, get bye, But but I wanted to
Speaker 3: share a fun fact with you. In nineteen ninety one,
Speaker 3: m TV produced a promo for a cult called the
Speaker 3: sub Genius, and they were they were allowed to shoot
Speaker 3: whatever as long as the MTV logo was in it
Speaker 3: and have a wonderful evening.
Speaker 1: It doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 2: I'll just to believe you.
Speaker 1: You know, you could lie to me.
Speaker 2: It was like a television show.
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 3: I don't know the we're gonna move on. I don't
Speaker 3: have anything to say that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 1: Thank you for the information, kind sir.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe it though whatever, nothing surprises me anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Batman Beyond is amazing. W B needs to burn rode
Speaker 3: In yep, says crowd fund. You guys need to crowdfund
Speaker 3: to buy the Raimy Spider Man two suit going for
Speaker 3: about one hundred thousand, one hundred thousand dollars. You see this, Yes,
Speaker 3: they're auctioning it off.
Speaker 2: Saw another person say yeah, you need to get it
Speaker 2: to wear it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would not fit me, but uh still anyway,
Speaker 3: I marketedly shorter than oviure has ever been.
Speaker 1: I think so we should that was born five.
Speaker 2: We should crowdfund it and then specifically and then you
Speaker 2: have to wear it like how many times?
Speaker 1: Like what do you think will at first?
Speaker 3: If I spend that much money on less you, I'm
Speaker 3: never wearing it. Yeah, that's going on a mannequins.
Speaker 2: If it's crowdfunded.
Speaker 3: If it's crowd funded, watch them not even throwing the
Speaker 3: mannequin in for that price.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't even be surprised to that. It's like it's
Speaker 3: on ten grand for the mannequin, for the manuin suit.
Speaker 3: The suit's in a fucking trash bag they drop over
Speaker 3: front of your house. Listen, If you spend your own money,
Speaker 3: obviously you do what you want with it. But if
Speaker 3: it's crowdfunded, there needs to be conditions, like a certain
Speaker 3: amount of time just desecrating film hissery. Yes, it looks
Speaker 3: look first of all, it looks like it's seen better days.
Speaker 3: It's obviously the raise webbing is like deteriorated over time.
Speaker 3: It's unfortunate, you know what's sad.
Speaker 2: There's a possibility that you could get close to that
Speaker 2: money just for the meme. But then if you, like
Speaker 2: you needed a Canter treatment, you probably raised ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, like it's a joke, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Thousand dollars, I genuinely.
Speaker 3: First of all, if if I crowdfunded one hundred thousand
Speaker 3: dollars to buy the Spider Man suit, getting that money.
Speaker 1: What do you do? What do you do if you crowd.
Speaker 3: Yes, there's protections, I think, yeah, but they're not as
Speaker 3: strong as you think.
Speaker 1: They would be.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you could, you could, You actually could get
Speaker 3: away with a lot on those things.
Speaker 2: Just lawyer it up in the in the description, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, and then it's like, well, you misinterpreted what
Speaker 2: I said.
Speaker 3: Yeah, even if you put in parentheses, this is a lie.
Speaker 3: You're probably it's probably good enough. You're it's probably actually
Speaker 3: good enough, because like, what do you didn't you didn't
Speaker 3: read what you donated like ten thousand dollars as this
Speaker 3: a person.
Speaker 2: But you stupid, stupid, dumb bitch.
Speaker 3: But no, I mean I would love to own something
Speaker 3: like that. But it does make me sad to see
Speaker 3: it's so deteriorated. It's one of those things where it's.
Speaker 1: Like it's had, but it's time.
Speaker 2: It makes sense.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's these things can't last forever, I guess,
Speaker 3: but it's a it's a bummer seeing it. Yeah, man,
Speaker 3: but rubber deteriorates. Specific The rest of the suit looks great.
Speaker 1: But Shay is fucking two hundred thousand. This guy almost
Speaker 1: said it. I mean I've said that, I've said that
Speaker 1: version of a song so many times. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Of course before I sang that, before you heard the
Speaker 3: real song, I was like guessing it.
Speaker 1: I was like, this sounds like, sounds like it's going
Speaker 1: to be this I think I have a premonition of
Speaker 1: coming to me. I'm seeing something through the force.
Speaker 3: Chase Johnson wrote it and he says, hey boy, it
Speaker 3: was Chris mentioned the Indian scammer video not too long ago,
Speaker 3: and I had to share Kit Boga's full highlight reel
Speaker 3: pure cinema. Man only speaks in peaked wave forms.
Speaker 1: I like there's one.
Speaker 3: I mentioned it on the podcast before too, But like,
Speaker 3: if you guys haven't you guys need to look up
Speaker 3: j C. Denton or dis X scam calls because it's
Speaker 3: so it's so fucking fun to watch those. The pre
Speaker 3: recorded lines they have for jac Dentnon are so good.
Speaker 1: When do you get a job?
Speaker 2: Let's see, boy, uh the man who comes.
Speaker 1: Hot Wheels rode in.
Speaker 3: It's gotta be a rough you're urethral muscle crazy.
Speaker 2: I ain't coming, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have to. I would easily. I feel
Speaker 3: like there's no sex drive strong enough.
Speaker 1: You gotta take paying killers the bust the nuts.
Speaker 3: I gotta take fucking morphine to fucking bust the nut
Speaker 3: because all my combs are solid.
Speaker 1: Hot Wheels beat that and he shoots them right onto
Speaker 1: the track and they do the loop and everything.
Speaker 2: They do the loop. I don't think I ever had
Speaker 2: a loop.
Speaker 1: Shit was fucking magical.
Speaker 2: It is cool.
Speaker 1: I love this.
Speaker 2: There's something about the texture of those tracks.
Speaker 1: They feel weird. They feel really prickled plastics somehow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were cool. I like it.
Speaker 2: Man, do you find the thing you were looking for?
Speaker 1: I'm getting there. What are you're looking for? Order?
Speaker 2: Ah, twenty dollars on here?
Speaker 1: Fucked up? Now that's yeah.
Speaker 3: Don't don't get it for twenty bucks. I think I
Speaker 3: paid like really cheap for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I can just find it a copy of
Speaker 2: it for like four You.
Speaker 3: Probably could find a used copy of it. Like, I
Speaker 3: don't think it's in particularly high demand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it for like four fifty uh, maybe twenty seven cents.
Speaker 3: The man who comes hot wheels right, He says it
Speaker 3: is derogatory but also kind of endearing. You know wrote,
Speaker 3: what's your favorite album cover art?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a good question.
Speaker 3: By the way, I haven't I have an idea for
Speaker 3: an extramo. That's not what you wrote in for Sorry.
Speaker 3: An album art contests have people submit album art.
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 3: The thing about this is like, at one point in time,
Speaker 3: I think that would have been a fun idea.
Speaker 1: But now I just.
Speaker 3: I don't have enough faith that most of it wouldn't
Speaker 3: be a I generated you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 3: now that AI is the thing and you can just
Speaker 3: generate like fucking whatever you want. Like now it's the
Speaker 3: whole idea of like even fan art to me kind
Speaker 3: of is is a bummer because I don't I don't
Speaker 3: know how much of it would even be legitimate. But
Speaker 3: I understand what you're saying. I still have to figure
Speaker 3: out my album art. I saw haven't settled on it yet.
Speaker 1: I the best album art, it's a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: If I don't know, if I can shout out some
Speaker 3: ones that I think we think are good. I really
Speaker 3: like Fleetwood Mac Rumors, even though it's just them, there
Speaker 3: something about the posing that they're doing that's like really
Speaker 3: like iconic frow where there they're both on the black
Speaker 3: and white and like one' kneeling and then the other
Speaker 3: one's yeah.
Speaker 1: Stool, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love like that.
Speaker 3: There's something about the image of it Rumors Fleetwood Mac. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so there's yeah, yeah, like yeah, like I don't know,
Speaker 3: there's something about that. It's good, really simple. I there's
Speaker 3: a lot of them. There's I think there's the slip
Speaker 3: not one where the guy has like the benef his
Speaker 3: shirt over his nose.
Speaker 1: I think that's slipnot or is that that's not slip?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about? You have any
Speaker 1: clue what I'm talking about? Are you thinking of?
Speaker 2: Are you thinking of that?
Speaker 1: Is it all like kind of greenish or blue? Not blue?
Speaker 1: Which it's like, what are you thinking of? I forgot?
Speaker 2: There's like a guy, the guy, he says, has like
Speaker 2: a shirt over his.
Speaker 1: Bitter something over his nose. You can see part of
Speaker 1: his nose and he's kind of looking downward.
Speaker 2: That's I don't know. I don't think that's might.
Speaker 3: Uh never mind, my Nirvana's got to be up there,
Speaker 3: flower boy.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: Although I like the one, what's the I like the
Speaker 3: I like in Utero more personally, I can't.
Speaker 2: I follow this artist and like, I'm sorry, I can't
Speaker 2: remember his name because I love his art because he's
Speaker 2: done a few. But this is like my favorite album
Speaker 2: cover is from a band they're not active anymore, called
Speaker 2: Nodes of rain Ver and uh, like this is uh
Speaker 2: this is this came out in like maybe like two
Speaker 2: thousand and two or something like that, and like this
Speaker 2: guy I follow him, I can't fucking remember his name,
Speaker 2: and of course you can't, like it's a there's no
Speaker 2: way to find like, oh, let me search through my
Speaker 2: followers to find this guy because I wanted to shout
Speaker 2: him out, but I can't remember.
Speaker 3: But like this, Uh, it's always weird, right because it's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: the mirror it's too bright.
Speaker 1: Backwards, like yeah, it's yeah, they've got a really high
Speaker 1: tech show here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, funny, it's funny that we have this insane sophisticated
Speaker 3: setup for switching the cameras.
Speaker 2: But there it's just like here, there's.
Speaker 1: I like this. It's not an album covering. It's pretty simple.
Speaker 1: But there's Century from h from Earl Sweatshirt and fucking
Speaker 1: Mike that song even though it's super simple, it's just
Speaker 1: a century, like a typical century from like like medieval times,
Speaker 1: nothing special about it. But then there's also good. There's
Speaker 1: good Kid, Mad City Nugets and Mad City by Butterfly Butterflies.
Speaker 1: It's just iconic good.
Speaker 3: There's uh, actually think El Camino is pretty good too
Speaker 3: with the Black Keys. It's just the van Yeah, nothing,
Speaker 3: it's nothing, crazy, but like.
Speaker 1: All good kid is. Also it was also the Black
Speaker 1: the Black Limo.
Speaker 2: I think, uh, Sergeant Peppers, Dudeargeant Sergeant Peppers. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a pretty fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: That was a pretty It feels fucking weird, like I
Speaker 2: was like, what drugs? Like, holy fuck, I'm pulling.
Speaker 1: Up pro fast.
Speaker 3: It isn't I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I love nineteen ninety nine by Joey Badass. His album
Speaker 1: cover is really nice. This old of like what the
Speaker 1: city was, the two little kids.
Speaker 2: You can't do this without drugs. This is this is
Speaker 2: so crazy.
Speaker 3: It was the hedge thing. It is insane. Abby Road
Speaker 3: is probably up there to them walking super iconic.
Speaker 2: They were just like, I don't know, they just walking across.
Speaker 1: It's funny. There's like a Beatles one that iconic. My
Speaker 1: wife's over there. I gotta walk across the street to Beta.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go beat that bitch of the death.
Speaker 2: Take a picture of us as we're walking over to
Speaker 2: my wife to Beta.
Speaker 1: We're all gonna Beta.
Speaker 2: It used to be and I used to be in
Speaker 2: a hip hop group called Philosophy. Uh I am Ahilasophy
Speaker 2: music group. Right, and we wanted to do like an
Speaker 2: Abbey Road time thing. But then like the guy that
Speaker 2: was like the main dude, there was a producer and everything.
Speaker 2: He had to be like, what is it?
Speaker 1: What do you call it? A?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Why don't I want to say contortious?
Speaker 1: What's the other thing?
Speaker 2: I don't know, QUI contrarian?
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I know it's not that, but
Speaker 1: my brain is like, it's but you wanted to be
Speaker 1: a contrarian.
Speaker 2: So we were all facing in the right way and
Speaker 2: then he like turned around and then took the picture
Speaker 2: and like, we're not using this, you fagg it. I
Speaker 2: was like, we're not using this because like it was
Speaker 2: just we just wanted to do the actual thing. And
Speaker 2: he's like, oh, I'm gonna turn the other way and yeah,
Speaker 2: we're not using this. It pissed me off.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: There's there's probably a lot.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: My personal favorites are like rise against ones. There's ones
Speaker 3: that I like, particularly the unraveling I think looks fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: The unraveling and appeal to reason I like for different reasons,
Speaker 3: but like the unraveling the art I don't know who
Speaker 3: the artist is.
Speaker 1: But Logic has a really good one unraveling. It's like
Speaker 1: just like a dick right thinking, I love this fucking looks.
Speaker 2: It looks so fucking weird.
Speaker 3: Interesting that art looks very familiar, right, Like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: I think he's like a I think he's like vaguely
Speaker 3: famous now, but like, yeah, rise against the unraveling and
Speaker 3: then appeal to reason.
Speaker 1: I like, although like appeal to reason is kind of
Speaker 1: like a Hodgepodge. I think no pressure is my favorite
Speaker 1: one for Logic. When he's like falling, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's really cool. Yeah, Like I don't even know what
Speaker 1: the fuck I'm looking at. Then there's like Dave's one
Speaker 1: for the Invincible soundtrack. It's really cute. It's just him
Speaker 1: as an invincible character.
Speaker 2: I don't really like this band the used Oh is
Speaker 2: it the one?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So they have the exactly this one. Yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: So like Alex party or I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: party or part day.
Speaker 1: I have no fucking idea.
Speaker 2: I've never heard his names. I've never heard of yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: but like that guy, he's one of my favorite artists.
Speaker 3: I found him. I didn't know he did that out
Speaker 3: on that art. But I saw his h he has
Speaker 3: this arcle that looks fucking completely monstrous, Like it's like,
Speaker 3: you know, I, I think you showed me that I
Speaker 3: must have and I was like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: And I found him. I was like, this guy fucking
Speaker 2: is like he's around here, he's local. He did the
Speaker 2: used yeah use, and I'm like, that's a great band.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. It's to me.
Speaker 2: It's it's the voice, it's the singer here, it's too
Speaker 2: it's too so.
Speaker 5: Here right, Yeah, it's did.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't crawl like liquid Liquid Sword. Oh no,
Speaker 1: only Cuban Links. That's my favorite album cover, Only Cuban
Speaker 1: Links for only Cuban Links. Really, I love that ship.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's so violently hip hop from the nineties,
Speaker 1: you know, so aggressively New York hip hop, so aggressively
Speaker 1: like whoa, It's it's very warm and threatening. This is
Speaker 1: such an aggressive ass fucking cover. Bro, what album I
Speaker 1: can't remember that.
Speaker 2: There's an album where these dudes they're like in front
Speaker 2: of like a house or whatever, or at least it's
Speaker 2: like a suburb street and there's a girl that it's
Speaker 2: just turned around like like kind of like like in
Speaker 2: a tork position, just asshole spread. It's an album covered.
Speaker 5: Do you know what that is?
Speaker 1: That Atlanta? Obviously it's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be hard to find crazy, the.
Speaker 1: Way they all bare, asshole open looking at it. It's
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: I wish I remember who it was, somebody maybe listening.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know how to find it because if
Speaker 2: I there's just gonna show me.
Speaker 1: It's gonna show me my recently looked up porn, which
Speaker 1: it's not it.
Speaker 2: My recently look up poorn. Ye likes Mike. I think
Speaker 2: it's Mike D'Antonio. I think his name is the basis
Speaker 2: of kill Switch Engage. He does all the album art.
Speaker 2: He does really good. At the end of Heartache, I
Speaker 2: thought it was a really cool one where it's like, uh,
Speaker 2: I think his girlfriend or somebody at the time was
Speaker 2: holding uh, just in this this paper. Maybe it was
Speaker 2: a styrofoam heart and.
Speaker 1: They just put a bunch of like nails in it
Speaker 1: and put red pain on it.
Speaker 2: Look really cool, really cool, great album. Fucking two thousand
Speaker 2: and four was a fucking great year for music.
Speaker 1: There's awesome. Yeah, that was this Paramore's album with a
Speaker 1: Hayley just in it, and I'm like, I just love
Speaker 1: this is this is her?
Speaker 3: Which was that?
Speaker 1: I think I think that one is, uh, we're talking
Speaker 1: about it not Riot? Right has said right the second
Speaker 1: and maybe the first one says rite all over it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe the first album.
Speaker 3: So the first one just Paramore.
Speaker 2: I think the first one was like all we know
Speaker 2: is falling, isn't it? All we know is all we
Speaker 2: know is falling? I think is the third one?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You might be right.
Speaker 2: Actually I don't know.
Speaker 1: Let's let's let's look at Paramore.
Speaker 3: Is so weird because I feel like I know a
Speaker 3: lot about them, but also like I know nothing, Like
Speaker 3: I don't even know what their albums are called outside
Speaker 3: of Riot.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of going insane because so the self title
Speaker 2: album is twenty thirteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it might be Paramore. Then let's see, so
Speaker 3: Paramore the twenty thirteen one, it's the two people and her.
Speaker 1: It might be a song. It might be a cover
Speaker 1: from one of her. Oh maybe it was. It was
Speaker 1: a single cover.
Speaker 3: I hate that because you can't get that. Those are
Speaker 3: ones you can't get like physically, you know. So it's
Speaker 3: like even like, if there's good art for a single,
Speaker 3: it's like, what what what use is this?
Speaker 1: I've a bought physical music. It's so goddamn longest crazy.
Speaker 3: I buy it every now and again just because I
Speaker 3: feel like it's good.
Speaker 1: Wall I just bought.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love an album.
Speaker 1: I love an album on the wall.
Speaker 2: I just bought something yesterday because I was talking about it.
Speaker 2: It was a Headbanger's Balls, like these volumes that they
Speaker 2: would do, like MTV two had the head Banger's Ball Show,
Speaker 2: And so they started releasing CDs, and the compilation of
Speaker 2: the first one was fucking crazy, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know what I did with mine,
Speaker 2: So I just.
Speaker 1: Bought it in I don't buy I've never bought cassettes. Really,
Speaker 1: I've always been like, not a cassette person. I've never
Speaker 1: I've never bought. I only not cassettes.
Speaker 2: Uh, vinyl, Oh, vinyl.
Speaker 3: I was collecting vinyls until I, uh my record player broke.
Speaker 3: It broke because it was too.
Speaker 1: Hot in my car.
Speaker 2: Crazy like it actually it killed it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it like get destroyed from heat too. Yes, I had.
Speaker 1: They don't ship them.
Speaker 3: They don't ship them in the summer in certain places
Speaker 3: has so fucking hot that it just melts the disc,
Speaker 3: which is nuts.
Speaker 1: So many of them was destroyed on.
Speaker 3: Old t like that like does not handle extreme temperatures
Speaker 3: well in general. Like my Nintendo, Like I was so
Speaker 3: mad when my parents put my Intendo in the attic,
Speaker 3: know about it for years, and I was like, where's
Speaker 3: the Nintendo likes know what I meaning, Like, there's Oh,
Speaker 3: it's in the attic. I was like, it's in the
Speaker 3: attic there, and it's puddle. That's what's so fucked.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's like the.
Speaker 3: Endurance of the machine is fine. That like none of
Speaker 3: the internals work. It even says on every single e
Speaker 3: S cartridge you can look if you have them, it says,
Speaker 3: don't store in extreme temperatures. And it's like, you put
Speaker 3: you put this in the most extreme temperature possible, uninsulated
Speaker 3: room at the top of the house. Yep, God damn it,
Speaker 3: it's only two hundred degrees or minus ten.
Speaker 1: I want to iron a fucking y shirt.
Speaker 2: That's like, and it works.
Speaker 1: You would put this shirt in the record player You're
Speaker 1: gonna live in scene years ago.
Speaker 3: It plays this, it plays the music that plays the
Speaker 3: music perfectly, but every lyric is shirt shirt shirt over.
Speaker 1: The shirt would be frightening.
Speaker 3: It would be that would do this work that implies
Speaker 3: a lot about the about the world.
Speaker 1: It would It would change too many things. It's like
Speaker 1: realizing fundamental law isn't the mental at all. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I gotta leave now.
Speaker 3: Cool, we got to rewrite new laws of physics and cool,
Speaker 3: no one's gonna bound and vibration and gay ships.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's like surviving a night with like monsters
Speaker 1: and being like a ship. No one's gonna believe me,
Speaker 1: and all my friends are dead, so I'm just alone.
Speaker 1: I gotta hunt monsters now killed your friends? To what
Speaker 1: people are gonna think?
Speaker 3: That's what I would think, That's what I would know.
Speaker 2: In fact, it turns out the monster with you, the
Speaker 2: monster dies like think.
Speaker 1: You did it. It's like.
Speaker 2: We're running late. We're supposed to ship by third rate
Speaker 2: duelist with a fourth rate deck.
Speaker 1: Road in.
Speaker 3: Amazing, how little I understand about what that means. Remember
Speaker 3: remember Jay Leno voiced the crimson chin. That's true insane
Speaker 3: insane fact. I hate that didn't sound like him, I know,
Speaker 3: which is impressive. Actually, you can do something yeah.
Speaker 2: Dummy, as big as stupid.
Speaker 1: That's my real China does kill USLF.
Speaker 3: You see, he calls him a fairly odd parent.
Speaker 2: Uh like, what the are you?
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 3: He says, My question is what do you guys think
Speaker 3: the biggest snub for Game of the Year in game
Speaker 3: awards history was mine? Personally was Ghost Shima losing for
Speaker 3: Last of Us? Uh to Last of Us part two?
Speaker 3: Thanks your thanks, your filthy pig rapist. Right, well, relax,
Speaker 3: it seems like an insane thing to say. First all
Speaker 3: ghosts one Ghost was not. Yeah, ghost was good.
Speaker 1: What game's up there for?
Speaker 3: I feel like I remember one year feeling like, oh,
Speaker 3: I think God of War one year where I won
Speaker 3: on one year where I was just like.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: Which one the twenty eighteen or yeah, twenty eighteen, I
Speaker 2: don't remember what came on.
Speaker 3: Well, twenty eighteen was Red Dead Red spider Man.
Speaker 1: That's what I was mad about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of people I remember a lot of
Speaker 2: people were mad about Spider Man.
Speaker 1: I remember that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know God of War is better than Spider Man,
Speaker 2: but uh yes, I think so, because I I was.
Speaker 2: I only I actually didn't. I never played Spider Man
Speaker 2: again funny enough. Yeah, I enjoyed the out of It's good,
Speaker 2: but you get it like the thing, the thing.
Speaker 3: So here's the issue with that, right, is that God
Speaker 3: of War Winning implies, let me sat the table, Spider
Speaker 3: Man is is probably the best game, like as far
Speaker 3: as like a video like a video game, ass video game,
Speaker 3: something to play and kind of just enjoy and be like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is fun. Moving around is fun. It's a really
Speaker 3: good story that's like really tight. It's probably the best
Speaker 3: in that regard. But God of War Winning implies that, well,
Speaker 3: that matters, But what matters more is actually like the
Speaker 3: artistry and the profundity of like how it's written and
Speaker 3: the storytelling, which is crazy to me because if that's
Speaker 3: if that's part of it, then then clearly Red Dead
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Like God of War doesn't
Speaker 3: make sense in either category because if you're judging a
Speaker 3: game just based on how fun it is, Spider Man's
Speaker 3: probably better than God of War, I.
Speaker 1: Think, if you're going but if you're going by artistry, then.
Speaker 3: Like Red Dead clears right.
Speaker 2: They don't have a set of rules and they go
Speaker 2: by a certain vibe that they're feeling. This year, we
Speaker 2: should give it to this person, give it to this
Speaker 2: game because that conversations with Claire is thinking about Claire, because.
Speaker 1: Well then it's like, clearly Claire would win if they
Speaker 1: were that. But if we're going based on video game,
Speaker 1: don cong wins. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, the reason why
Speaker 1: it's even put up there, that's the game.
Speaker 3: But see, that's the thing is that like, see, it
Speaker 3: would be like if if this year, right, those two
Speaker 3: games came out like and then Death Stranding one and
Speaker 3: just like no, like well I like that Thranding a lot.
Speaker 1: No, you know what are we doing? It doesn't do
Speaker 1: either better than either. Yeah, it would be very right.
Speaker 1: That would really man, that was Jim would have been
Speaker 1: up there, like it doesn't stop, stop, give me to
Speaker 1: somebody else. I don't want to be up there.
Speaker 3: I think he'd be like, I'll take it. Du would
Speaker 3: come back, he would grab it, be like but you know,
Speaker 3: you guys are this in my collection? You're stupid, You're stupid.
Speaker 1: I'm by people didn't I didn't even make a game.
Speaker 3: I just recorded live action footage of Norman Reads doing
Speaker 3: a bunch of sh it, and I just predicted how
Speaker 3: you would press buttons. Completely accurately, in which case he should.
Speaker 1: Definitely. Yeah, Dream is such a fucking character, dude, because
Speaker 1: I feel like talking to him is like talking to
Speaker 1: it feels like I bet it's like talking to Abbed
Speaker 1: but Japanese. You know, I know what you mean.
Speaker 3: It's like what you're saying, I really understand. Yeah, I've
Speaker 3: translated that into something that makes sense in my head.
Speaker 1: Yes, you ever, like really thought about the concept of
Speaker 1: like ma anything really? You know? You know I made
Speaker 1: that flame man was about homosexual, not exactly a flaming man.
Speaker 1: It was snakey trying to escape it. I'm lying, but
Speaker 1: you thought it was true. You're stupid, stupid immediate least
Speaker 1: saying but everybody is sounds like I guess, I guess
Speaker 1: definitely not being in Japanese part yeah, or even or
Speaker 1: anything really even know he lied about that crazy speak English?
Speaker 1: I think he can do I know, I evinced. I
Speaker 1: know I know he can because one of our friends
Speaker 1: met him and he didn't speak English to our friend,
Speaker 1: and then when he walked away, he spoke English to
Speaker 1: the guy that was there with him. That's hilarious. I
Speaker 1: wonder what's hilarious.
Speaker 3: He's like, let's get out of here American eyes perfect.
Speaker 3: It would make sense he's I'm obsessed with American cinema
Speaker 3: unless he just watched everything everything dubbed Norman.
Speaker 1: You want to get some pizza? You want pizza. When
Speaker 1: someone comes in the room.
Speaker 6: Uhet, he's like, oh, he's literally making Japanese up on stage,
Speaker 6: and no one's around the correct no one, no one
Speaker 6: who speaks Japanese.
Speaker 3: Tars correct him, like that's the GiMA, that's actually just Japanese.
Speaker 2: Now it's correct.
Speaker 1: I like the idea that they just don't panny being confused.
Speaker 1: There's only panting to Americans, and every Japanese person's like, what.
Speaker 2: Did you say?
Speaker 3: He just said beach ball, whale, exploding face of.
Speaker 1: Everybody and people.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's very like, it's very good to be here
Speaker 2: throating him. Come here, I need toppy right now.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: Struggle.
Speaker 2: Looks so hard and it doesn't matter. He's getting closer closer.
Speaker 3: Game of the Year winner, let's see, let's yeah. I
Speaker 3: think last year people were upset because Blackmith Wukang didn't win.
Speaker 2: It is a good start. I hope the other one's
Speaker 2: better when like the new one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope the new one.
Speaker 2: I'm sure the new one will be better. I I
Speaker 2: just I had fun with it, but I don't I
Speaker 2: don't have no desire to play it ever again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to put Obama mode in that game.
Speaker 1: Had to do it. You did it, had you put it.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know that your racist on a level
Speaker 3: that not even like racist star you know, like they
Speaker 3: even they wouldn't go through the trouble even they wouldn't
Speaker 3: go through the trouble of just putting like this Obama
Speaker 3: monkey funny funny.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: The last year last year for Clarity, it was between
Speaker 3: last year it was Blatro Eldering Shout of the Arch Tree,
Speaker 3: which what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, Fantasy seven
Speaker 3: revers Blackman Pu Kong metaphor, and then at Yeah, which
Speaker 3: makes perfect sense to me as somebody who played.
Speaker 2: I think that's what makes me think that don Ky
Speaker 2: Kong has a chance, right it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, I could see it happening, and I wouldn't
Speaker 3: be mad at it necessarily, I don't know enough about it.
Speaker 1: I personally would prefer Claire to win, but I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be mad if Clint.
Speaker 3: Dong Kong Claire should win. I think you guys, I
Speaker 3: would prefer for no other reason, like even if don
Speaker 3: K Kong Banze is really good, I just feel like
Speaker 3: the fact that, like everything about Claire from the fact
Speaker 3: that they just found righter on Reddit and they just
Speaker 3: found some random SoundCloud urs. It really is like a
Speaker 3: garage band almost. Yeah, that they just made this fucking great, too.
Speaker 2: Impressive to not celebrate that at the highest tier. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like.
Speaker 1: Throwing pin out of wall and turning into a beautiful
Speaker 1: pitcher and be like, oh that's insane. Yeah right, it
Speaker 1: would be unfortunate. It'd be like, well, funk, what the
Speaker 1: point of trying if this is If this isn't the
Speaker 1: best I think. I think the scenario. I think it
Speaker 1: got its notoriety and it's opened up people's minds to like,
Speaker 1: you know, trying our professonal RPG stepping out of the
Speaker 1: two places that's been for the last fucking since. The
Speaker 1: conception is being a j westn Arberget. It's in the
Speaker 1: fact that it's like a new place, going to France
Speaker 1: and being super French. Yeah, the voice actors being fantastic,
Speaker 1: the story being awesome, the combat being uh, the freshest
Speaker 1: twist on modern RPG combat in a fucking long time,
Speaker 1: I feel like, but I do want it to win.
Speaker 1: But I think Donkey Kong is a special game experience.
Speaker 1: It's like one of those Nintendo moments where you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: should I I remember why they have the respect they do.
Speaker 1: They don't deserve it anymore exactly, but every now and
Speaker 1: they make things like this, it's like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: really cool.
Speaker 2: I guess that's the only thing in the back of
Speaker 2: my head that makes me a little bit like fucking Nintendo.
Speaker 2: It's just I have a little thing that this buzz
Speaker 2: in the back of my mind that I'm like, I can't.
Speaker 3: I just can't justify by that thing, don't.
Speaker 2: I don't want to give y'all any flowers, because maybe
Speaker 2: maybe I'll try to.
Speaker 1: I would never like, I can't.
Speaker 2: I used to borrow consoles as a kid. That's actually
Speaker 2: never as an adult, I haven't considered that by your
Speaker 2: own Yeah, well, to me, I'm like, it's I feel
Speaker 2: like it's even better now because I'm a responsible adult
Speaker 2: that could replace it if I broke it, versus being
Speaker 2: a kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually mega irresponsible. As I used to lend
Speaker 3: out my fucking game boy advance. Yeah, like yeah, whatever
Speaker 3: I'm not playing is right now.
Speaker 2: I'm playing.
Speaker 3: I'm on PS two right now. And then the fact
Speaker 3: that they always came back is like only once did
Speaker 3: it not my PSP. My cousin took it. But that
Speaker 3: was really more because I just didn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't.
Speaker 3: Really that was like deep into three sixty and I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm not playing my PSP anymore.
Speaker 1: I keep for going to get a PSP. They're just
Speaker 1: so expensive.
Speaker 3: They're just in that realm where it's just like it's
Speaker 3: it keeps it's it's not it's not break the bank expensive.
Speaker 3: It's just a lot for what I know will be
Speaker 3: like a tricky kind of I'll play it like once
Speaker 3: in a while, I can't put the second the second
Speaker 3: I get wipe out, the second I can get wipe
Speaker 3: out pure on the steam deck easily, by the way,
Speaker 3: not fucking moded on.
Speaker 1: It's really not hard to modesty, it's not hard. It
Speaker 1: is actually so.
Speaker 3: Brother the steam that doesn't even turn on sometimes and
Speaker 3: I use it so like I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not trusting that.
Speaker 1: Ship to make the new one. Whenever they make the
Speaker 1: new one, I'm really excited.
Speaker 3: For that that new Xbox. Then that new Xbox Handheld's
Speaker 3: fucking like eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, fects what easy? Yeah? Like like literally it's
Speaker 1: somewhere around there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: Well, the leak was that like there was a lower
Speaker 3: base model for like five or something, which.
Speaker 1: Is does the master chief show up and beat the
Speaker 1: funk out everybody that's meaning to me?
Speaker 2: Or what is it beats your pep to completion?
Speaker 3: What is.
Speaker 1: Locks my dollars?
Speaker 2: Bro Okay, I bought a gaming laptop just because it
Speaker 2: was it was on say it was eight hundred dollars
Speaker 2: and it was five hundred bucks, so I bought it,
Speaker 2: and I bought it for like editing and whatever because
Speaker 2: of the processor. It's everything's good on it.
Speaker 3: I didn't need the graphic card, but if for five
Speaker 3: hundred dollars, it's a fucking very high end graphics card.
Speaker 3: I forgot what it is, but it's pretty modern, relatively modern.
Speaker 3: I can't if I'm gonna spend that type of money
Speaker 3: on a thing, I'd rather just get this machine and
Speaker 3: plug a fucking controller into it or something. Eight hundred
Speaker 3: dollars I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't do that.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they do that, Like, how the
Speaker 1: fuck did the console doesn't even sell like that? Why
Speaker 1: did they get a hand out? Like than Like what
Speaker 1: are they thinking? I don't know whatever, just went it?
Speaker 4: Did?
Speaker 1: I wish they would just say, Hey, that fucking fat
Speaker 1: orange nigga did this, Like, just just say it.
Speaker 2: Why they did in something because they were like it's tariffs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry. I wanted to be more just directt.
Speaker 2: Like it doesn't even need to We could stop with
Speaker 2: this civility because you know that we know this is bullshit.
Speaker 2: Just say it's bullshit. I'm sure some of the companies
Speaker 2: are just gonna jump on when they don't have to,
Speaker 2: but like, yeah, these tech people, they they're gonna have
Speaker 2: to because yeah, it sucks. Uh yeah, I just I
Speaker 2: just want I just want to feel. I guess I
Speaker 2: want to feel. I want to basket. I want them
Speaker 2: to I want them to cater to my frustration.
Speaker 1: I guess you want them to be like it's the
Speaker 1: terms are fucking us and the fucking you and however, nigga,
Speaker 1: I want Sony to put that bitch ass nigga. They're
Speaker 1: more American out of our Japanese technically, so think they'd
Speaker 1: be fine. Yeah, they used to be very Japanese. Isn't
Speaker 1: that crazy? Remember that period of times when you're a
Speaker 1: super Japanese company and now they're like not really Sony. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they used to be like they used to be less
Speaker 1: so the Nintendo I kind of forget about it, actually,
Speaker 1: but now there's they feel like.
Speaker 3: An American company. But now I'm looking through like the
Speaker 3: a lot of the old Game of the Year winners,
Speaker 3: and it seems like it makes sense to me.
Speaker 2: Like I'm trying.
Speaker 3: I went back to twenty twenty, so its Last of
Speaker 3: Us goes to Ushima Hades Do Maternal, which I actually
Speaker 3: think has it was a pretty fucking that was actually
Speaker 3: pretty fucking crazy. Animal Crossing New Horizons and found facis
Speaker 3: have a remake. Last of Us winning. Last of Us
Speaker 3: winning makes sense.
Speaker 1: Should have been animal It should not have been Animal Crossing.
Speaker 1: I think it should have been no games games peak, No.
Speaker 3: It is not really no animal crossing horizon. Even Animal
Speaker 3: Crossing fans were like, this is not this is good.
Speaker 2: But it's not.
Speaker 1: I think game was great. I think it wasn't as.
Speaker 3: People didn't like it as much as the previous Animal
Speaker 3: Crossings really yeah, I guess, I guess I don't. I don't,
Speaker 3: which is crazy because I'm like, bro, I hate I
Speaker 3: did this is terrible?
Speaker 1: Look, I think I think that was a lot of
Speaker 1: it's cute, but like what, I think a lot of
Speaker 1: people saying so, I don't think a lot of people
Speaker 1: because famously, so the d DS ones did not sell
Speaker 1: well at all. They they famous because the three D wasn't.
Speaker 1: I think that people said they. I think that's the
Speaker 1: thing that people are like, oh, yeah, I've this is
Speaker 1: we're better than the last one, and it's like you
Speaker 1: didn't play the last one, you're going to have someone.
Speaker 3: Well most people obviously most people. Yeah, but so I
Speaker 3: know from the people who played all of them were
Speaker 3: just like, yeah.
Speaker 1: I think New League was great. I think Newly was great.
Speaker 1: I think this one, because of the.
Speaker 3: Maternal was easily my game of the year that year.
Speaker 1: But Hades, I think he was a fucking awesome experience.
Speaker 3: Less It's part two makes sense, though it takes to
Speaker 3: think it shot you got Scared. It Takes two for
Speaker 3: twenty twenty one, Elder Ring for twenty twenty two, Baltic
Speaker 3: Kate three for twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: These all makes sense.
Speaker 2: Offer up as ads now, Oh that's sad the f this.
Speaker 1: I've never used off up.
Speaker 2: I like, I was trying to get rid of my
Speaker 2: PS four that way. I like it because PS five
Speaker 2: basically when that showed up. But I was like, I
Speaker 2: have no reason to use Craigslist anymore because.
Speaker 3: Yeah is getting molested in a fucking yeah, come come
Speaker 3: to Sudan.
Speaker 2: Picked up my fucking car FORTYSP. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Guys in a clean condition? PSP by itself not sure okay,
Speaker 2: it says, not sure if it works? Okay, why don't
Speaker 2: you check?
Speaker 1: That's what I mean? Like, just plug it in real quick,
Speaker 1: you bitch.
Speaker 2: This is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: What do you got?
Speaker 3: I don't know if I have anything to I don't
Speaker 3: know if we have anything to say about this, but
Speaker 3: this question is nuts. I want to read this question.
Speaker 3: Kingsin is verbally dyslexic road and he says, hey, they're boyos.
Speaker 3: What's the most inconsequential, inconsequential slash petty thing that bothered
Speaker 3: you about any of your exes? One of my exes
Speaker 3: is naturally gorgeous, like the kind that can roll out
Speaker 3: of it and still a great but for whatever reason,
Speaker 3: she photographed terribly no matter how could you look at
Speaker 3: any given animals, Every photo I saw, a look or
Speaker 3: took made her look borderline special needs. Much love to you,
Speaker 3: Chromosome Hortes as always, I love that question. I don't
Speaker 3: know if I have any answers necessarily, but like, it's
Speaker 3: a funny the concept of like being frustrated you're pretty
Speaker 3: girl that you can't show that you can't show off
Speaker 3: digitally anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really funny. The beautiful girlfriend is ugly in
Speaker 1: every video form, and I live so far away from
Speaker 1: my homies that I can't take her easily to show them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they think I'm dating someone with down syndrome, but I'm not,
Speaker 1: I swear to guy.
Speaker 3: It's just the lightning. Yeah, it is the lighting that
Speaker 3: makes me look down syndrome.
Speaker 2: It's interesting.
Speaker 3: It is funny seeing some people being very unphotogenic, but
Speaker 3: it's it's kind of like it reminds me of a
Speaker 3: I follow Britney Spears and she's all she does is
Speaker 3: dance in front of uh you know, she has her
Speaker 3: phone on like a stand and uh shitty fucking ring
Speaker 3: light and it's bad, you know, like she's she's not
Speaker 3: fucking an ugly person, but she the lighting makes her
Speaker 3: look so bad, dude, and.
Speaker 2: I don't know how she doesn't see it. You know.
Speaker 2: She even on one of her latest videos, she was like, oh,
Speaker 2: just adjusting the lighting and trying to do her lighting,
Speaker 2: and it's like part of the ring is in the
Speaker 2: fucking shot now, and it's just pride as fucking I
Speaker 2: was like, this is I don't get it.
Speaker 1: That girl makes me so sad. I don't even like
Speaker 1: talking about her. It's like, I'm just happy that she's
Speaker 1: living her best, crazy life. You know, the world failed her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we finally got it. We got her freed.
Speaker 2: She's free from the conservative ship. She not be controlled anymore.
Speaker 2: But now she's just being crazy, you know. But like
Speaker 2: she's free. All she does is go to the beach
Speaker 2: and dance in her house. And I'm like, hey, she
Speaker 2: made played the money to do that.
Speaker 1: Why not It's insane. And she's like, she's like probably
Speaker 1: one of the most influential music people, like in our lifetimes,
Speaker 1: pop in for our lifetimes for sure, and it's like, damn, dude.
Speaker 2: She did a lot many her I hear bangers all
Speaker 2: the time. I'm going to like, uh, grocery stores and stuff.
Speaker 2: So very uh because every once in a while I
Speaker 2: see the influence of us. I think about some pop
Speaker 2: artists and I don't hear their music anymore. And I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, it's crazy. It kind of like there's
Speaker 2: a lot of them, Like say even someone like a Ya.
Speaker 2: I know Bieber came with an album, but when I
Speaker 2: think about like a Bieber where I think he was
Speaker 2: a very iconic and a very famous and popular musician.
Speaker 1: I don't hear his music anywhere. I don't think we'd
Speaker 1: ever hear it because we're grown men.
Speaker 2: Well even I'm just saying, like going on a setting,
Speaker 2: like I'm comparing it to going to everybody goes to
Speaker 2: the grocery store. Everybody goes to the mall.
Speaker 1: Everyone goes in.
Speaker 2: You always hear these certain songs like I'm hearing even
Speaker 2: like some of her least popular, like was that one. Uh,
Speaker 2: She's so lucky, she's the star. It's like it's it's
Speaker 2: it's one of her least it's not wonderful. But I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm in the grocery store and I'm like, oh, they're
Speaker 2: playing that one.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, Like honestly, I don't know if I would
Speaker 3: be able to clock a Justin Bieber song if I
Speaker 3: heard it. Really, that's kind of the thing too, like
Speaker 3: because I don't listen. I never like the only ones
Speaker 3: that I'm aware of or like the hyper like baby
Speaker 3: the baby one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's it. Really, he has some good ones.
Speaker 2: I just can't think of it right now.
Speaker 1: He has one lessoning girl, heys freaking. I'm actually a fanta.
Speaker 2: I was actually a fan of his, So that's why
Speaker 2: you were Yeah, I was, Yeah, he has something when
Speaker 2: he was older. I'm talking about within the next within
Speaker 2: the last five years, he has something that I was like, oh, this.
Speaker 1: Is really good.
Speaker 3: Yeah it is weird, but it's very strange. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't think it was good enough. I don't think the
Speaker 3: music was good enough to justify like it was an
Speaker 3: adult liking it.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like it wasn't like I wasn't a fan
Speaker 1: of his when I was like in high school, but
Speaker 1: he made like purpose and I was like, this is
Speaker 1: a good album. I have to Yeah, where are you now?
Speaker 1: That's a good song? Freaking what you call it? I
Speaker 1: know there's one.
Speaker 2: There's one that I think it's actually good.
Speaker 1: I just can't think of it right now, That's what
Speaker 1: I mean. Yeah, I Love Yourself is another good song.
Speaker 2: Justin Biebar you were here, Alex Jones got on the
Speaker 2: rant about Justin Bieber. No, it's fucking great.
Speaker 1: You see that impersonator that uh.
Speaker 3: In Vegas who like impersonated Justin Bieber and defrauded a
Speaker 3: bunch of casinos. Was he was in Vegas and he
Speaker 3: was like pretending to be Justin Bieber and he was
Speaker 3: like doing all these like impromptu shows and like running
Speaker 3: up a crazy tab as Justin Bieber and then he
Speaker 3: just left, so fucking awesome. He ran up like a
Speaker 3: ten thousand dollars tab that is probably like which in
Speaker 3: Vegas is like eight shots.
Speaker 1: He used the bathroom twice in Vegas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, millions.
Speaker 1: Oh love yourself, Love Yourself. I said you said that one.
Speaker 2: I just didn't it didn't catch on, you know, that
Speaker 2: one when you didn't go and love you. So that's
Speaker 2: a good song. It's yeah, I think I remember it
Speaker 2: being good.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's a good song. I would never listen
Speaker 3: to it, you know what I mean? Yeah, like I
Speaker 3: would never put it on. Yeah, but like I guess
Speaker 3: that's like that that's like that Paul McCartney one that
Speaker 3: he did with like Kanye West, like now I'm for
Speaker 3: five seconds from Man and like that's a good song.
Speaker 3: I would never I would never be like you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, you know what I would really want
Speaker 3: to listen to right now? That Yeah, there's I just
Speaker 3: acknowledge that there's like that's a good melody, that's like
Speaker 3: a classical christy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I hear I have my playlist has
Speaker 1: gone from like twenty thirteen to now, so and I'm
Speaker 1: just going random like when I'm taking shower, I hear
Speaker 1: all kinds of fucking songs. Yeah, me too. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: my playlist is like a thousand songs. Now, it was
Speaker 1: like a fucking jackass. I should have definitely split it
Speaker 1: up now, up a little bit.
Speaker 3: I should have done if it's too late now now
Speaker 3: I'm because it's.
Speaker 1: Too much work to go split it up now. Right,
Speaker 1: So it's like, fuck, it is this what it is?
Speaker 1: I just add shit to it.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not going through because I think mine's
Speaker 3: like thirteen hundred songs and I'm like, I'm not going
Speaker 3: through thirteen hundred songs and deciding whether or not.
Speaker 1: This belongs to crazy that it has my phases of
Speaker 1: life where it was like me, like my hyper odd
Speaker 1: future phase where I was angry, upset about shit and
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna really get hip hop in
Speaker 1: the most grassroot sense of it. Then it goes from
Speaker 1: that to like anime music, and then eventually it goes
Speaker 1: into like my super gay gay afro soul music phase.
Speaker 2: You're gay, Yeah, you're a gay phase gay.
Speaker 1: Afro soul dude, like kitchen and ship. That sh it
Speaker 1: is like very much so like gay club music, modern
Speaker 1: gay afro.
Speaker 2: We had an afro and you were gay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's clown afro, but only you don't pick out
Speaker 2: if we have an afro.
Speaker 1: Because having an afro is a lot to maintain. It's
Speaker 1: cool though it is.
Speaker 2: I usually have one in when I was sixteen sixteen.
Speaker 1: I don't know when I carried on my hair and
Speaker 1: I just don't care. I'm gonna cut my hair actually
Speaker 1: probably really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty. It's it's uh, you know you're looking there.
Speaker 2: You ain't a seating niggas around you, just fucking we're
Speaker 2: just just ridicule.
Speaker 1: If there was, I would have my hair done if
Speaker 1: there was my hair being done immediately. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Same, That's why I wear a hat because I don't
Speaker 2: do no my hair either. It's like I even say,
Speaker 2: I always say, I'm like why I have hair? Why
Speaker 2: do I even have hair?
Speaker 1: I literally have to like fucking condition my hair and
Speaker 1: brush it for like three hours. It's then pick it out.
Speaker 1: It's it's so I so need to I gotta get it.
Speaker 2: It's gott of. It's starting to get to the point
Speaker 2: where it has the parts that are ready, and how
Speaker 2: hair just falls.
Speaker 3: Out naturally, it gets tangled, it gets tangled that well
Speaker 3: you know how like I know what you're saying, but
Speaker 3: it sounds like like something that somebody would say if
Speaker 3: they were trying to cope with the fact that they were.
Speaker 1: Going they're going bald.
Speaker 2: I just feel like there are sometimes like clumps the
Speaker 2: hair just fall out.
Speaker 1: That you say that you have curly hair, your hair
Speaker 1: clumps together and it breaks.
Speaker 2: Well, No, it's just funny that like since it you know,
Speaker 2: it's easier for someone that straight hair, they don't notice it.
Speaker 2: They'll only they'll notice it in the shower, right, you'll
Speaker 2: see like it but then like it gets caught. So
Speaker 2: now I have the hair that's that's already out and
Speaker 2: it's caught at the and it's like, oh god, damn it,
Speaker 2: I'm just too lazy to pick it out right now.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not that I'm too lazy.
Speaker 2: I can't find my pick because I just moved and
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know who it is I have, Like so many people
Speaker 3: are moving right now, Jalen's moving.
Speaker 1: Summer is the time to move, even though it's like
Speaker 1: the worst time to move.
Speaker 3: It's like it's not the terrible terroor like winter is
Speaker 3: the best time to move. It is depending Obviously, if
Speaker 3: you're in Vermont, maybe.
Speaker 1: That Oh yeah, but never mind winter, you hiding under
Speaker 1: your bunker in Vermont. You walked help you both sucks?
Speaker 1: Got a course, it's not I've been up and down.
Speaker 1: It is a weird thing to say. Of course, I'm
Speaker 1: up on a course dankger.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 1: Of course I've never bought.
Speaker 2: Of course he's been to Vermont and he's hang out
Speaker 2: with me, and we almost got molded by Biss. We
Speaker 2: almost got mold by Bess. It was probably my fault
Speaker 2: on account of I was wearing salmon shoes.
Speaker 1: He was wearing salmon shoes. So he's on a campaign trail.
Speaker 2: You stay tastes so good when he's been wearing the
Speaker 2: salmon shoes all day. Trump, will you stop gnawing on
Speaker 2: my feet?
Speaker 1: It's like going to sugar fish.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I love it. Could you please stop that right now?
Speaker 1: Get out of here?
Speaker 2: Oh wait, hold on.
Speaker 1: I I liked German supplex a dog through several flights
Speaker 1: of a building. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Somebody asked a question that I thought was pretty funny.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry I lost you, but we're gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 3: ask your question anyway.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's very out of here.
Speaker 3: Do you think do you think that we, if our
Speaker 3: lives depended on it, we could smuggle a monkey through
Speaker 3: t s a.
Speaker 2: A monkey.
Speaker 3: You get the choice of monkey. I'll give you the
Speaker 3: choice of a monkey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, small little monkey, spider, monkey and lemur. Actually that's
Speaker 2: way better.
Speaker 1: Is not a monkey though?
Speaker 2: Shut up?
Speaker 1: And then so we do that. Also bigger, bigger, they
Speaker 1: are bigger than spider. We get it. We get are
Speaker 1: they I don't know, very slightly.
Speaker 2: We get a chimpanzee.
Speaker 1: That's worse.
Speaker 2: We're talking about grillas like we're talking about monkeys with
Speaker 2: tails and ship. Yes, okay, so we get a small
Speaker 2: little baby monkey, curious George.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we we give it a monkey.
Speaker 2: George is a monkey.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have a tail.
Speaker 3: I thought he did have a tail. I thought thought,
Speaker 3: I actually don't know, make a parents staining thing. I
Speaker 3: could have sworn it's a chimp.
Speaker 2: Well, so he's curious chimp, not curious George.
Speaker 1: George curious. I remember I remember seeing this in third grade,
Speaker 1: this image of the third grade curious George discovered sex.
Speaker 1: I remember seeing that when I was a little kid,
Speaker 1: and I remember it being graved in my brain too.
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fun seen that means?
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a long time ago,
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 2: Don't know if I can recall that. What the fuck
Speaker 2: did I just do?
Speaker 1: I did that incorrectly? It was like, this isn't this
Speaker 1: find it? I remember seeing it, Like he's like looking
Speaker 1: up at like a picture of a torna back and
Speaker 1: stuff like that.
Speaker 3: He was like, you know what, I'm gonna challenge myself.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna be able to find yeah, this
Speaker 3: simple Google search. Yeah, the fucking the sea of curious
Speaker 3: George sex things that must exist.
Speaker 2: This is not what I was expected to find.
Speaker 1: Oh man, is it just him fucking yellow hat man
Speaker 1: is Yeah, it's some yellow that's actually worse. That's actually
Speaker 1: worse not explaining this perfinitely making out with this motherfucker?
Speaker 1: What is wrong with people? That's pedophilia and b shall
Speaker 1: at the same time disgusting.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, really, I think I've ever seen you laugh anything.
Speaker 3: It's hard to talk about.
Speaker 1: I just was not. I wasn't expecting to see that.
Speaker 1: I was thinking of the meme I was when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, and then it just was that the
Speaker 1: first one. That's the Oh my god, passionately kissing that
Speaker 1: makes me so sad, It makes me so unhappy. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh man.
Speaker 3: Laughing is so stupid? When do you think about it? Like,
Speaker 3: why is it that when we find something the air music,
Speaker 3: we can't stop ourselves from shouting because.
Speaker 1: It's it's a I think it's evolutionary.
Speaker 2: What about that is good?
Speaker 1: I think the ones that didn't do it die from
Speaker 1: not being happy enough, do you the ones that I
Speaker 1: did it?
Speaker 3: Dang, Everything that couldn't laugh kills.
Speaker 1: Itself when it gets smart enough to do you ever.
Speaker 2: See monkeys like prank somebody like saying like there's like
Speaker 2: a bunch of monkeys in India or whatever, and then
Speaker 2: there's like a tourist and then they fuck with it
Speaker 2: and they all go crazy.
Speaker 1: They go crazy.
Speaker 3: I've seen monkeys like do what I think they think
Speaker 3: are pranks, like taking a rat and bashing it into
Speaker 3: a wall, and then they're like, yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 1: I think it's really interesting. How like animals still show
Speaker 1: mammals still show like excitement. Sure, yeah, Like a dog
Speaker 1: gets happy and runs around in circles real quickie, and like,
Speaker 1: why is it?
Speaker 3: I love the human the things that we have, the
Speaker 3: shared traits, the idea that a dog wags its tail
Speaker 3: when it's happy.
Speaker 1: That's not real, right, I think it is. But I
Speaker 1: think how can we know that? But I think it's
Speaker 1: because it understands that we notice that it's happy. From that,
Speaker 1: I think it's like a thing that we develop together.
Speaker 3: It just I just don't understand how we how we
Speaker 3: how we would know that. I feel like we're kind
Speaker 3: of improvising this. What do you mean It's like, how like, oh,
Speaker 3: when they look you, they're kissing you. It's like I
Speaker 3: don't think so.
Speaker 1: Man, Well they do it to try to calm you,
Speaker 1: though they do lick you. How you know that, Well,
Speaker 1: it depends because it because if like let's say, like
Speaker 1: if in a controlled space, right, a controlled space, people
Speaker 1: that usually are like going through a lot of stress,
Speaker 1: their dog comes to them and licks their face in
Speaker 1: attempt to try to calm You see that constantly, like oh,
Speaker 1: and that dog comes and it's like, oh, you're going
Speaker 1: through something, and it can tell your board to something.
Speaker 1: You probably read your like your body language, and it
Speaker 1: comes over to you and it's like trying to be
Speaker 1: near you. I guess I can just just thinking.
Speaker 2: About olcomes Razor. When a dog sees you and it's
Speaker 2: energetic and jumps on you and starts looking on you.
Speaker 1: What what does that signify? And you see anytime it
Speaker 1: does see you, it wags its.
Speaker 3: Is like our brain recognizes these patterns and we're looking
Speaker 3: for it where there may not be patterns.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: Because I just don't understand because like that implies that
Speaker 3: they're kissing everything they lick.
Speaker 2: No, you use your tongue for multiple things.
Speaker 1: You have to think because because just like we do.
Speaker 2: People, we use our tongues for different things. We also
Speaker 2: there's people that are making out, they use it to I.
Speaker 3: Always looked at it as like they're trying to like
Speaker 3: because because they don't rely on their eyes, they rely
Speaker 3: on their senses. Yeah, you guys, look at it is
Speaker 3: like they just look you as another way of like
Speaker 3: sniffing you just to make sure you're you or fucking whatever.
Speaker 1: Their eyes are one of their senses. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about?
Speaker 3: But they don't if you see a dog, like if
Speaker 3: a dog shows I can't remember like the specifics of it,
Speaker 3: but like they can see you, but they don't know
Speaker 3: you're you unless they can smell you. Not exactly, Yeah,
Speaker 3: straight up, Like they'll look at like people in mirrors
Speaker 3: and not or like in photos and they're like that's
Speaker 3: not that means nothing because they're not there to smell.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: But like even hearing, like if you hear you like
Speaker 3: on the phone or whatever, like they don't react.
Speaker 1: Well, my dog has seen me through the window and
Speaker 1: got excited that actually saw me walking through the house.
Speaker 3: Because you're through the window, You're not like, well, that's
Speaker 3: at seeing me though she's not smelling me or anything,
Speaker 3: she's visibly seeing me approach. She absolutely smells you, so
Speaker 3: there's also they can track people for miles. You always
Speaker 3: they can smell you outside of a windows. But have
Speaker 3: you ever seen a video they attracted direct they've seen the.
Speaker 2: Video of Like, so there's these kids that are so
Speaker 2: they're watching Jurassic They're watching Jurassic Park, and then the
Speaker 2: fucking velociraptors are trying to get the kids, and the
Speaker 2: dog is trying to protect the kids. It's watching the
Speaker 2: show and it's very like trying to get to the
Speaker 2: kids because it's like this monster's trying to attack the kids,
Speaker 2: or say, our French this French bulldog, my French French bulldog.
Speaker 2: We're watching Ghostbusters. And then when the fucking the statue
Speaker 2: the statues come to line or whatever that motherfuckers he
Speaker 2: starts like immediately starts wanting to attack it and stuff.
Speaker 2: So they can see very well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I don't know what. I think. You
Speaker 1: fall in water and they literally jump in the water
Speaker 1: to get you. I think I think we've developed.
Speaker 3: It just kind of sounds like a wives tale like
Speaker 3: or like what we would like to believe about dogs.
Speaker 3: More than I feel like I've seen it. I think
Speaker 3: it's observed kind of to me, like Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 3: because my dog licks me all the time for no reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's for But that's for it's for the
Speaker 2: like they have different reasons for doing certain like say,
Speaker 2: if you see a dog licking a carpet excessively, it's
Speaker 2: extremely stressed. It's an extremely stressed and an anxiety inducing thing.
Speaker 2: Usually it's hungry. And it's like, these are things that
Speaker 2: people have studied for a very long time, and it's
Speaker 2: fucked up when people don't notice these things because they don't.
Speaker 2: Most people don't just because they don't study at they
Speaker 2: don't care. They just oh, I have a companion, and
Speaker 2: then they miss all of its social cues. But like
Speaker 2: the one thing there's infection thing, there's like the cat
Speaker 2: rubbing on you. It's not like trying to test you
Speaker 2: or something. No, it's actually in a I am.
Speaker 1: That you like, I like you?
Speaker 3: Yea, there's there's then a cat does that and then
Speaker 3: you reach out to pend and then it scratches you
Speaker 3: and you're like, well, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1: If you have a shitty cat boundary towards you cat,
Speaker 1: it's an existing great.
Speaker 2: My black cat never scratched me, never scratched me because
Speaker 2: you're both black. That's exact, it's exactly what happened. No,
Speaker 2: but I think I think I think it's very because
Speaker 2: like it almost sounds like the Okham's razor, where it's
Speaker 2: more of that's It seems like an easier explanation to
Speaker 2: me than like like oh it's it's something else where.
Speaker 3: It's like, no, right, it just feels convenient that we
Speaker 3: just knowserved.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's I don't think it's convenient.
Speaker 2: It's just like we we all grew up together and
Speaker 2: then we all developed certain cues to express that we're excited,
Speaker 2: we're happy. Like animals can do that too, you know,
Speaker 2: like when my favorite thing is when animals like like
Speaker 2: when they moan, like say like something like everything like
Speaker 2: moaning moan in a way that it's like like you know,
Speaker 2: you ever hear a baby like like like it wants something, yeah,
Speaker 2: And sometimes like you'll hear a dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it does it. It's like it's like it's
Speaker 1: doing the same thing. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And it's like I love when you the shared traits
Speaker 2: and I'm like, so the way they express their joys
Speaker 2: in a different way, like you know, the wagging, the
Speaker 2: the people say it's smiling, but it's more of just
Speaker 2: like like it's not an actual smile, right, Yeah, it
Speaker 2: looks like it looks like but it's still it's it's
Speaker 2: like it's like, ah, like it's just more vaguin.
Speaker 3: It's funny how they can almost communicate. And yeah, it
Speaker 3: is funny because my dog will be like it'll be
Speaker 3: like seven pm or something, and it's like that's the
Speaker 3: time for a cookie or whatever, and so if she's
Speaker 3: not getting it, she'll be like not to be in
Speaker 3: the middle of the room like demand it. And it's
Speaker 3: like it's so weird to see that because it's like
Speaker 3: you're smart kind of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like it picks up certain things. They they've
Speaker 1: just evolved so next to us that they're just gonna
Speaker 1: have some of their behaviors to us. Like when you
Speaker 1: say some confusing them and they look in a confusion, they.
Speaker 2: Do the confusion thing like so I'm like, it's sure traits.
Speaker 2: And then there's certain things that are I guess they're different,
Speaker 2: like uh, like the like the what are they the
Speaker 2: rottweilers or whatever where they sound like they're wanting to
Speaker 2: kill you, but it are actually like relaxed.
Speaker 1: And you're like, yo, what is that the.
Speaker 3: They spin up a crunched baby head.
Speaker 1: It's weird, man.
Speaker 2: They're only relaxed after they've completely bald.
Speaker 1: Something like the meme of like the germanshover walking around
Speaker 1: like this dog can smell gay people. And the dog
Speaker 1: walks by the guy sniffed him and he sits up
Speaker 1: and looks at him.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, bro, you ever seen those hunting dogs?
Speaker 1: Where are they? The blood? What are they called?
Speaker 2: I don't know what those are called? Are the neighbor's cat?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Grant up the tree because they got a new dog.
Speaker 2: They got one of those dogs whatever, hunting dog and I've.
Speaker 1: Never seen that before.
Speaker 2: And the dog went up to the tree and did
Speaker 2: the bunny thing, and I'm like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 3: That must be I've never seen that in person. That
Speaker 3: would suck me up a little bit.
Speaker 2: It was crazy because I was like, oh, it's like
Speaker 2: I've seen that like cartoons or whatever, and it does
Speaker 2: it and I'm like, bro, how co.
Speaker 3: That's like a feigning goat type situation where like it's
Speaker 3: it's hard to believe until you see it, right, you know,
Speaker 3: It's like, why would what the fuck that's very stupid
Speaker 3: by the way, that terrible mix. That's how you know
Speaker 3: evolution is stupid or like you know, like that there's
Speaker 3: no design to any of this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no intelligence design, there's natural design. Natural design
Speaker 1: is dumb though design nature.
Speaker 2: Things fall where they things fall where they are.
Speaker 1: And then some things adapt and and some things just
Speaker 1: die out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, something people like back in the day, whenever there
Speaker 3: would be like a lot of religious arguments online, we
Speaker 3: always be like, well, we like we're here to observe
Speaker 3: this place and how perfect it is for us, and
Speaker 3: even beyond the fact that it's clearly not for us
Speaker 3: because the sun gives us cancer and all this extra stuff,
Speaker 3: like things would only be like, we would only exist
Speaker 3: in the capacity to observe the world at all if
Speaker 3: it just so happened to be relatively good enough for
Speaker 3: us to evolve this long, like if the world was
Speaker 3: like the argument is like usually like, oh, like if
Speaker 3: we were if the world wasn't made for us, like
Speaker 3: we would be sitting here being like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: the sky's fire, it's like and like, you know, the
Speaker 3: air is barely breathable.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, we wouldn't be here at all. You
Speaker 1: wouldn't have been we wouldn't have been developed at this point. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's only it's only hospitable enough for us to be
Speaker 1: able to endure living here, that's all it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not meant for us.
Speaker 2: You know, we had to we're able to exist on
Speaker 2: We had to build and do so many things to
Speaker 2: be able to actually survive.
Speaker 1: And literally we've damaged it for everything else. Yea, So
Speaker 1: like quite literally like us existing probably beyond comfortably, Like
Speaker 1: we can live comfortably without doing some damages we do,
Speaker 1: but for us to exist in the way we do now,
Speaker 1: we have to outwardly destroy the area of other things exist.
Speaker 1: It's cool, which is insane. Dumb people are people.
Speaker 2: They're not thinking it's whatever, it's fine. They're not thinking
Speaker 2: that their pastors being like the world is perfect. Now,
Speaker 2: give me little children, you know what I want?
Speaker 3: I want them on my cot next time, next time
Speaker 3: I want to see next time I see a sermon
Speaker 3: like that. Yeah, I want somebody to just Unleasha Casawary
Speaker 3: into the into the function.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? What his ever heard of? That sounds?
Speaker 1: Is that a dinosaur? I mean just kidding, Yeah, just kidding, dude.
Speaker 1: I've had concents with my pastor about dinosaurs in the
Speaker 1: way they talk about nancads and crazy. It's like they're like,
Speaker 1: there wasn't the Lord created the world. I'm like, you're dumb.
Speaker 3: And it's so interesting because like I grew up in
Speaker 3: such a weird, like very it's a very religious place,
Speaker 3: but like we understood the big bang.
Speaker 2: Was there, like they had to like straddle this line
Speaker 2: of like school.
Speaker 1: Well, no, it was.
Speaker 3: Well even in the church that I went to, like
Speaker 3: our kind of like church that that I went to
Speaker 3: was a very like kind of like a lot of
Speaker 3: I guess people in like the South or whatever, like
Speaker 3: they would consider it like neutered or something. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: it really was unironically like like I'm pretty sure like
Speaker 3: we had gay people go to our church, you know, like.
Speaker 1: And it was like, yeah, just gay people are crazy
Speaker 1: for doing that.
Speaker 3: It is kind of wild. Like they were just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I just love your neighbor and whatever, just don't be
Speaker 3: a dick kind of like it really was.
Speaker 1: On ironically that, yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: It was one of the things where it was more
Speaker 2: of a community excuse.
Speaker 1: I appreciated the.
Speaker 2: People that were defying God's orders, you know, like, oh,
Speaker 2: we want a church. We're gonna be you know, God's
Speaker 2: great and everything like that, We're not gonna follow all
Speaker 2: of his rules because his rules are actually very cruel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're gonna just it's it's it's it's good
Speaker 3: to have to A person.
Speaker 2: Who's smart thinks that.
Speaker 1: But that what happened to me. I was like, I
Speaker 1: believe in God, but the Bible can't all be real.
Speaker 3: It's just community and structure and like some kind of
Speaker 3: you know, moral framework. And I think that's really what
Speaker 3: it is. And it's just the easy it's the easiest
Speaker 3: fast track to get there.
Speaker 1: A lot of people.
Speaker 3: So I think a lot of people who even might
Speaker 3: not believe in like the deeper stuff just kind of
Speaker 3: see those aspects of be like we could do something
Speaker 3: with this.
Speaker 2: Maybe if we were smart on average, we would be
Speaker 2: able to be like, oh, we can have we can
Speaker 2: have these communities in so we can have secular communities.
Speaker 3: You could you could like find that from like d D.
Speaker 3: We're not nobody's out there. No, everybody's like everybody's like,
Speaker 3: everybody's have to get me. We're we're not there yet.
Speaker 1: We're not.
Speaker 2: We're not everybody is to get you. Remember if we'll
Speaker 2: ever get there. To be honest, I think I don't
Speaker 2: even know if we'll ever get there. We won't remember that.
Speaker 3: Everyone is to get you no matter what. Don't turn
Speaker 3: your back on it. Don't turn your back on anybody
Speaker 3: for a second.
Speaker 2: We need very isolated uh, Like say, like Australia is
Speaker 2: a giant continent with like twenty million people.
Speaker 1: That's how you get there, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: You have not that many people, very spread out to
Speaker 2: where it's like, oh, we had a massacre with guns.
Speaker 2: No more guns everyone. Oh we're increasingly more secular. One
Speaker 2: of the most secular fucking countries or places on Earth
Speaker 2: is because it's very little. People were very spread apart,
Speaker 2: and it makes it like, you know, you can't control
Speaker 2: people as much.
Speaker 1: Take I think the thing is that we need to
Speaker 1: have people that are like genuinely very much so willing
Speaker 1: to be radical in that sense. The problem is that
Speaker 1: the engineer is someone like that is the fucking feat
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, this person understands like create this
Speaker 1: guy to be the person that becomes president and does
Speaker 1: all the right things. But at the same time it's
Speaker 1: going to be like, how the fuck are we going
Speaker 1: to do this without someone interfering and fucking it up?
Speaker 2: Well, this is the only interference you need is just
Speaker 2: a lot of stupid people to do the bidding for you.
Speaker 2: And that's why this is such a turtle to be However,
Speaker 2: many three million plus three hundred million plus people live
Speaker 2: in the United States, and you're like, all right, so
Speaker 2: many of that. Yeah, nine hundred million people in the
Speaker 2: United States, eight hundred million of them are retarded. How
Speaker 2: do you get on this holder? How do you get
Speaker 2: over this hurdle the situation? How do you get over
Speaker 2: this turtle where it's like you just get on the news.
Speaker 2: You can get caught red handed lying about every single
Speaker 2: thing and it doesn't matter. I was just listening to
Speaker 2: podcasts and I'm like, oh, you know all those doomsday
Speaker 2: people that like have oh this date and then it
Speaker 2: doesn't happen and they don't lose any congregation. It is crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, we ain't off day.
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, And I'm like, oh, well, I think
Speaker 1: I think that's happened. That's it. They figured it out
Speaker 1: and they got up and be like I was lying
Speaker 1: about all that ship. I'm going to fuck everything over
Speaker 1: for you guys. You' all lost stupid.
Speaker 3: We gotta read the names.
Speaker 2: I think we should just jack all publicly.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, go ahead read the names.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, we're gonna read our twenty five dollars patrons. Now,
Speaker 3: remember you two can get your name right at the
Speaker 3: end of the show. And a lot of these are
Speaker 3: terrible name I hate having to read, but it's what
Speaker 3: you pay for. So here we are Patreon dot com,
Speaker 3: slash is snark tank, praise the Load, snark tank dot
Speaker 3: shop for.
Speaker 1: Praise my load. Splat, splat, splat.
Speaker 2: Bring me that kid on the third pew, she's looking
Speaker 2: MODI fun pew. Yeah, you know the church pews.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I just hate that word. I like it, yeah,
Speaker 1: because it sounds like what a gun does.
Speaker 2: Wait, what was that the thing with the fingers. Here's
Speaker 2: the church, here's the steeple, open the door, and here's
Speaker 2: the people.
Speaker 1: Do you remember how to? I think I know what
Speaker 1: you're saying.
Speaker 2: I remember your fingers here.
Speaker 1: I think it's like this. I think it's like this.
Speaker 1: I think it's like it's like like there's the and see.
Speaker 2: Like here's the church. Here my fingers, here's the church.
Speaker 1: Switch camera.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I was fine.
Speaker 1: I think it's like, here's the church, here's the steeple,
Speaker 1: and then you do this and then open.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's not right.
Speaker 1: So it's like this.
Speaker 2: I think it's here's the church, here's the steeple, open
Speaker 2: the door, here's the people.
Speaker 1: I think it's like that. I just fed my phone up.
Speaker 1: It just the church.
Speaker 3: Here's the church, and here's the steeple. Open the door,
Speaker 3: and see all.
Speaker 2: The people, see all the people. Always, here's the people.
Speaker 3: Let un, here's the person going upstairs. And here he
Speaker 3: is now saying prayers.
Speaker 1: Nigga, I don't know that part.
Speaker 2: You don't have to say the word.
Speaker 1: I kind of have to. That's my body, bring me
Speaker 1: more children.
Speaker 2: This son of mins.
Speaker 3: That was like, you know what that reminds me of?
Speaker 3: Do you remember back in the day somebody said this? Recently,
Speaker 3: I saw this on a TikTok and it blew my
Speaker 3: like took me back in time. Fucking somebody singing that
Speaker 3: I believe I can fly. I've been shot by the FBI.
Speaker 1: All I wanted was a chickensiaid I got some colige greens, dude,
Speaker 1: It's I do remember.
Speaker 3: I do remember it wasn't even apparently. It was just
Speaker 3: like people naturally can't alight. You don't have to keep going.
Speaker 3: But like I believe I can die, I believe I
Speaker 3: can fly. I get shot by the FBI. All I
Speaker 3: wanted was a chicken wing, but instead I got went
Speaker 3: to Burger King or something like that. It was just
Speaker 3: like these dumb fucking but I remember, like every the
Speaker 3: fact that somebody on TikTok knew that like there was
Speaker 3: old is old, I understand, but there was there was
Speaker 3: never like that was never on a TV show, And
Speaker 3: that was never like on a YouTube video that like
Speaker 3: YouTube wasn't around, So like.
Speaker 2: How the fuck how does that happened?
Speaker 3: How did Yeah, it's like a nursery rhyme somehow, and
Speaker 3: it's it's in it's like straight up PTP insane peer
Speaker 3: to peer. Yeah, anyway, we're gonna read the name B.
Speaker 3: That's back when like I bet somebody in the audience
Speaker 3: just had a fucking brain blash. He back when you
Speaker 3: minded when I used to touch the children.
Speaker 1: You'll chill.
Speaker 2: Now they keep trying to get me in jail. I
Speaker 2: like the little like fake laughs, dude, that little hot thing.
Speaker 2: It's uh Southern Baptist church. So you have that Southern
Speaker 2: Baptist churches. There's nothing better. Yes, so there's nothing better.
Speaker 2: The white pastors do it too.
Speaker 3: They weren't even fucking Baptists. That's what really bothers me
Speaker 3: about that whole thing.
Speaker 1: What the hell you say?
Speaker 3: They never baptized anybody, Most of them don't baptized ship.
Speaker 3: I think my The first thing I saw was like
Speaker 3: in the holy water, there was a there was a horse,
Speaker 3: there was a hose, and I'm like, all right, this
Speaker 3: is bullshit.
Speaker 2: I'm like, fucking I'm like seven years old. I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is all its water that didn't holy.
Speaker 1: Like God, God love water. Now in this holy water,
Speaker 1: that's what they say.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, No, you're not baptizing that filthy,
Speaker 2: fucking you know, pond scum, like you're not. That's disgusting
Speaker 2: as half water. At least get some fucking purified water.
Speaker 3: And then it's just a pool full of aquafina that
Speaker 3: they baptized me.
Speaker 2: If they did that, I would have been easier to
Speaker 2: hook him.
Speaker 3: Probably they gonna read the names. Please count me down,
Speaker 3: please for throwing more to one Kobiba bouncing on my lap,
Speaker 3: hop my mom's labor duration would agree. It's huge. Blow
Speaker 3: that bitch Cindy's head smooth.
Speaker 5: Off, smooth off, smooth, smooth, blow that bitch's head smooth yea, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: I love that song.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I love the darkest spider.
Speaker 1: Word Kids Aren't Right is one of the best fucking
Speaker 1: punk songs ever. It's a good one. Yeah, really good song. Uh.
Speaker 3: Words that actually have no rhymes one amongst Neil Degrass
Speaker 3: Tyson's stopping time for the mars bit, I'm the Elmer
Speaker 3: Fudd of sexual Assault Texas. Read Delta Texas Read Delta
Speaker 3: Gamma Benny, Benny Yahoo and the Genocides TM.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Benny who in the Genocides like Berry King
Speaker 1: more than Wendy's I do Barbecue is so much better. Dude?
Speaker 1: Did you see what he said recently?
Speaker 3: Benjamin I actually didn't even see that podcast Like.
Speaker 2: This was like it wasn't on the podcast, but he
Speaker 2: was like, if we wanted to do it Genosaw, we
Speaker 2: would have done it in We would have done it
Speaker 2: in an afternoon.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's so first of all, insane thing to say. Second
Speaker 3: of all, yeah, that's how you get away with doing
Speaker 3: it is not doing it in the obvious, most bloodthirsty,
Speaker 3: most indefensible obvious, Like if.
Speaker 2: You're a thief, you don't just bulldo someone's house and
Speaker 2: then start robbing ship.
Speaker 3: You go, yeah, you don't like make eye contact with somebody,
Speaker 3: reach into their pockets and steal it. You do it
Speaker 3: fucking subsively in a way that gives you plausible deniability. Obvious,
Speaker 3: like the idea that they even went to that defense
Speaker 3: is insane. But it feels like it feels like it
Speaker 3: was a bet, Like I bet I could say I
Speaker 3: I could say this and get away with it.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I feel like I deeply feel.
Speaker 1: That I bet you could. I'll give you one. I'll
Speaker 1: give you five dollars if you say that on TV
Speaker 1: and dope, but.
Speaker 2: It gives you any ship for it? Well, five dollars dollars,
Speaker 2: that's a lot of money.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 2: That sounds great. I can use another five dog.
Speaker 1: Everybody can always use another five dog. Y'all around too close?
Speaker 1: He said that that that convince me that there was
Speaker 1: a dog somehow, and yours get too close. You're talking
Speaker 1: about you guys? Do you like my cols? Cause for
Speaker 1: the gouls stop it.
Speaker 3: Literally last week guy literally fed this toddler last week.
Speaker 3: Why is it still crying?
Speaker 1: Squimp? Is bugs?
Speaker 2: Clamuel esquire.
Speaker 3: The third, why do people judge us ass and feet munchers?
Speaker 2: Well, if you're eating as, you're a diabolic Nobody is
Speaker 2: judging acid anymore. That's like, no one cares about that anymore.
Speaker 1: If you're eating as, you're diabolical.
Speaker 2: Not really, because it's kind of like anything else. If
Speaker 2: you if you wash up, you're fine because like literally
Speaker 2: like kind of like you were like eat in generals.
Speaker 2: If you're if it's dirty, that's gross. But if it's
Speaker 2: washed up as fine, it's literally anything else. It's all psychological.
Speaker 2: It's like that because there's no feet.
Speaker 3: Feet in particular.
Speaker 2: Feet is one of those things though when you look
Speaker 2: at it, I just you know, that's to me, that's
Speaker 2: very niche because people most people like butts. They see
Speaker 2: butt cheeks and like that's cool. Whether you're gay straight
Speaker 2: doesn't matter, you're gay.
Speaker 1: The thing very yeah, that's niche. One.
Speaker 2: That's the one that like even me, I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: I don't see why it makes you hard, but okay,
Speaker 2: if you must, if if you I ain't judging it.
Speaker 1: I actually I want to hype up Jojo to start
Speaker 1: selling some feet picks because it's a lot of money.
Speaker 2: Motherfuckers make money off of feet, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: I made way more than I should.
Speaker 2: Have my feet or I just feel like I can't
Speaker 2: even imagine people because my I'm flat flooted almost and
Speaker 2: my feet are wide as shit, and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't think I have.
Speaker 1: Feet that.
Speaker 2: If there's if it's like bowling, if there's somebody into
Speaker 2: flat wide feet, hull at your boy.
Speaker 3: Well the thing is too, It's like these are the
Speaker 3: people that like, do you want to interact with these people?
Speaker 3: Well that's the other thing.
Speaker 2: No, But if they give me a significant amount of money,
Speaker 2: I don't sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I just think, like, why somebody off from me five
Speaker 3: hundred dollars for underwear and I was like, you should.
Speaker 4: Have done it.
Speaker 1: I would have done That's a switch.
Speaker 2: I would have I would have done it.
Speaker 1: No, I've never gotten any weird.
Speaker 2: Offers except for the thigh stuff. But like I already said,
Speaker 2: I was going to do that, but I've just never
Speaker 2: felt I gotta bias morphine.
Speaker 1: Man's shame. I'm like, it's not good enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why do you anyway? You sir a guild master.
Speaker 3: Let's move on, Beatles, Beatless, Beetle Girl, Calumboria to Columbaria.
Speaker 3: Already Captain America into the Captain America verse, Spider Man.
Speaker 3: Spider Man did it, so why not? Yeah man, next
Speaker 3: into into the Captain verse. It'll be Captain America, Captain, Captainza,
Speaker 3: Captain Captain Israel's Captain Israel. Captain's a real character. Also, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: Captain Israel.
Speaker 1: Of course there's the world. And they were like, maybe not,
Speaker 1: is there there are there other captains that aren't Israel
Speaker 1: in America Captain Brain, but that's the captain. Brain is like, not,
Speaker 1: that's James Gordon or whatever his name is. James. Is
Speaker 1: that his name James Gordon? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't I actually is that right?
Speaker 3: I think if it's what you're thinking of the karaoke
Speaker 3: car guy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: It's he's Captain James Gordon. But then I was like,
Speaker 1: if it's the person you're thinking of it, you're right,
Speaker 1: you know X one, what do you call it? Silock's brother.
Speaker 1: That's that's Breddick, Jimmy Breddock brother.
Speaker 3: Yeah, still waiting on Chris to get his ADHD meds. Uh,
Speaker 3: swing to get some glasses, and Derek to get gay.
Speaker 3: I have I have ADHD meds.
Speaker 1: What do you mean to get gay? I'm there, He's there.
Speaker 3: Sweet is the only one who wasn't kept up his
Speaker 3: end of the bargain. Yeah, crazy, it's crazy. It's funny
Speaker 3: that he said he would, and then and we were like, no,
Speaker 3: you're not, and then we're we were obviously correct.
Speaker 1: Gay saw Goodman is slipping gay.
Speaker 3: Two rats in a trench coat, Sam Porter bitches burping
Speaker 3: a baby so vigorously I sere its back off from
Speaker 3: repeated slapping.
Speaker 1: Whoa?
Speaker 2: Is it just the sheer friction of it cooks the babies?
Speaker 1: Back up?
Speaker 2: My mom my, mom, shout should a baby.
Speaker 1: Hand is hot? Your hand is hot? The heals you're
Speaker 1: the baby's cloth? After this two thousand times before you're
Speaker 1: done being birthed.
Speaker 3: Berserker beatles, big bunchy, Uh, Chris, the kind of n
Speaker 3: word to install Falmer nude mods, reckless rhino, the sloger
Speaker 3: to why so dirty Holocaust denire, I hardly know her
Speaker 3: fresh and fittler. Uh gonna make this soldier boy bite
Speaker 3: the digital curb? Whoa h the goon moon domination, the
Speaker 3: Baron Saint Bear's thing was never a Mandel effect. It
Speaker 3: just really means people never knew how to fucking read
Speaker 3: King ass Ripper's arch nemesis, Queen Pussy Queefer, Derek not
Speaker 3: chobving his innocent hashtag free him around. That agent is
Speaker 3: showing uncontacted ribes AI generated beasts to funk with him.
Speaker 3: Corinth sending his most fucked memes to Kingston's Twitter d
Speaker 3: ms until he tells me to stop. Sween acting like
Speaker 3: a chibby uh mo anime ship hasn't been a I
Speaker 3: don't even know what this means. Sween acting like chibby
Speaker 3: mo anime ship hasn't been a staple since its inception
Speaker 3: is hilarious.
Speaker 1: I don't know what any of that means.
Speaker 2: Probably m o E.
Speaker 3: I'll you know what I defer to your expertise. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Brandy Hutzele, Well, we still are made of seed.
Speaker 2: This is my come. This is my come.
Speaker 3: When you feel my dick look into my eyes is
Speaker 3: that one?
Speaker 1: This is my this is my words, come.
Speaker 2: Words.
Speaker 1: There really is no worse music.
Speaker 3: Blonde, blue blue eyed German Man recommending nine souls to
Speaker 3: everyone still waiting for Silk Song. Well six well, bad
Speaker 3: timing brother, Silk Song is out and assume basically September fourth.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it's coming out in two weeks. They
Speaker 3: were just like they vanished for seven years and then
Speaker 3: they were like two weeks.
Speaker 1: They said it was like, oh, we just were kind
Speaker 1: of working on it, so that's why we didn't release it.
Speaker 1: And it's like that's not a good enough I mean,
Speaker 1: you know what, I respect this song.
Speaker 3: I respected because they were just like, you know what,
Speaker 3: we're a small team. We made him ship ton of
Speaker 3: money off of the other game. We could take our
Speaker 3: time with this. No shareholders were bringing down our next
Speaker 3: to get it out. We kept adding shit to the
Speaker 3: game because we thought it was fun and uh, we
Speaker 3: could be the dick. We could do the dick thing
Speaker 3: and announce a release date for like several months from now,
Speaker 3: but actually, you know what, we're at a point now
Speaker 3: where it's, uh, yeah's pretty much done.
Speaker 2: You could play in like a week.
Speaker 1: Literally. The only thing people were asking for was just
Speaker 1: fucking tell them what's going on.
Speaker 3: I think they said they couldn't do it because all
Speaker 3: they could say was that we're just we're still working
Speaker 3: on the.
Speaker 2: G That's fine, that's that's not like, but hey guys,
Speaker 2: we're just popping in where we're letting you know, like
Speaker 2: what we've been up to.
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying.
Speaker 3: But I think it it did help them to not
Speaker 3: say anything, because now there's like a mystique around the
Speaker 3: game that there wouldn't have been otherwise.
Speaker 2: I think a lot. I think what it did the
Speaker 2: same thing that happened to Attack on Titan, where it
Speaker 2: there was so much more hype for it, and then
Speaker 2: when it finally started getting the ball rolling again, people
Speaker 2: just were already kind of like, yeah, this was cool,
Speaker 2: but I kind of the hype.
Speaker 3: I think they would have run the risk of doing
Speaker 3: that if they if they came back and said it's
Speaker 3: out in like five months or something like that. But
Speaker 3: the fact that they came out and they were like, hey, guys,
Speaker 3: it's out in two weeks. I think a lot of
Speaker 3: that kind of like oh, well, I don't really care, I.
Speaker 1: Just lifting for it, like it coming out so soon
Speaker 1: definitely did ship to help the perspective of it. The
Speaker 1: problem is that it's it's.
Speaker 3: Not going to live up to the hype.
Speaker 1: It took a lot of people, A lot of people
Speaker 1: probably don't care anymore. That's what that's literally, No, people don't.
Speaker 2: Absolutely if just look at what people are saying, look
Speaker 2: at it, like say, Joe is one of the biggest
Speaker 2: fucking fans, and just even yeah, absolutely, she's got a
Speaker 2: fucking that dumb beetle I bought it for. But like
Speaker 2: she's got all this memorability, she's got all this stuff,
Speaker 2: and so.
Speaker 3: It's like chastising for something that you did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, but like it's just one of those
Speaker 2: things where you can tell, like, oh, she's excited, but
Speaker 2: also she would have been much more excited years ago.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying the same thing happened, the same thing
Speaker 2: happened Attack on Titan, where it was just unfortunate it
Speaker 2: took so fucking.
Speaker 1: Long and it also was asked, and definitely even if.
Speaker 2: It wasn't though, so many people were already gone from
Speaker 2: it because it was like the excitement was. Man, I remember,
Speaker 2: I couldn't go anywhere without seeing a dumb Survey Corps
Speaker 2: fucking hoodie.
Speaker 1: You know that shot on Titan the manga. The show
Speaker 1: skips the most important part of the manga. Well, it's
Speaker 1: it skips the whole part where Aaron gets radicalized, that
Speaker 1: whole ship is not It just comes back and he's.
Speaker 3: Like we should because he was just he was over
Speaker 3: there and they were like I gotta ragalized being over here.
Speaker 1: What's up? And it's like that shit happens. It isn't
Speaker 1: just it's fine. I didn't need it. I don't. That's
Speaker 1: that's the best part of the show. I think the
Speaker 1: ending of Attack on Titan is awful, like it's truly
Speaker 1: a bad ending, but I think I think it's whatever
Speaker 1: it's I didn't hate it. I didn't hate it like
Speaker 1: a lot of people. I just I was.
Speaker 2: It just was to me, this is if you take
Speaker 2: this long to do ship, this is exactly how it's
Speaker 2: gonna end up. I just it's not like fucking like
Speaker 2: whatever whatever winds of Winter is gonna be. It's not
Speaker 2: gonna be what people want. Absolutely, It's just like it's
Speaker 2: just it's not gonna be thirteen years. But that's that's
Speaker 2: not gonna be that.
Speaker 3: That's why I think the quick release is like smart
Speaker 3: because it does kind of undercut the weight. It does
Speaker 3: a little bit because now helps, but it's not going
Speaker 3: to it's still more interested has already been. I'm more
Speaker 3: interested personally now that there, now that it's out immediately.
Speaker 1: But you're not.
Speaker 2: You're not the fan base though.
Speaker 3: No, but that's but that's what I'm saying, Like, if
Speaker 3: it had if they had kept doing it, and if
Speaker 3: they'd be like, all right, it's coming out in the year,
Speaker 3: and then it's like and then it was just here,
Speaker 3: I probably I don't think I would care as much.
Speaker 3: But now that they're doing basically a shadow drop, it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is kind of interesting.
Speaker 2: But you probably want to cater to your fan base
Speaker 2: more than the person that might casually pick it up
Speaker 2: and then never fucking care about your right.
Speaker 3: But the fan base really only cares if the game
Speaker 3: is good and that team is small. That team is
Speaker 3: so they've they've already made Matt Mountains more money than
Speaker 3: they can ever really need.
Speaker 1: So like there, I understand what you're saying. Theead of
Speaker 1: doing what they did there set, they didn't show us
Speaker 1: anything anything all those years. I'm still gonna play the game.
Speaker 1: I love how they didn't show us anything for seven
Speaker 1: I think you're not going to game is good. I
Speaker 1: played the game, but I think if they.
Speaker 2: Can't, I feel like people. It's like when people forget
Speaker 2: how they got to the dance in the first place
Speaker 2: as soon as one of the most disrespectful things. I'm like,
Speaker 2: all right, yeah, you're an artist, I get it. How
Speaker 2: the fuck did you get here by all these people
Speaker 2: supporting you? And then now you're just going to turn
Speaker 2: your back on them by not giving a fuck? Well,
Speaker 2: like me, it's one of the most disrespectful things. Again,
Speaker 2: here's the lens that I look at it from.
Speaker 3: Right, I think about Halo two and Halo three, right,
Speaker 3: Halo two ended on like a cliffhanger that was like
Speaker 3: a borderline insult to a lot of the people at
Speaker 3: the time because it was just like, damn, I have
Speaker 3: to wait three years to see this game not even
Speaker 3: fucking finished, doesn't have an ending. It's insane. Now, people
Speaker 3: don't think about that because you could play all of
Speaker 3: them in a row and were so far removed from
Speaker 3: like that period of time.
Speaker 1: Time time time.
Speaker 2: I be honest, though, I think that was pretty normal
Speaker 2: for games around that time. That's just how they were made. Well,
Speaker 2: like Got War two, one of the biggest cliffhangers of
Speaker 2: all time. I mean, all these Titans climbing up the
Speaker 2: fucking Mountain Olympus, and then we had to wait years
Speaker 2: to finally experience.
Speaker 1: A long time.
Speaker 3: Actually particular forgot of word three right, but two. Halo
Speaker 3: two specifically was like, I get what you're saying. There's
Speaker 3: a because there's cliffhanger.
Speaker 2: Ending more a bigger cliffhanger than Halo two.
Speaker 3: The final Halo two is the biggest cliffhanger probably in history.
Speaker 3: You think I don't yadeo games because everybody, everybody was furious, everybody.
Speaker 3: I it was the one mark that everybody was talking
Speaker 3: about in the reviews is like it doesn't fucking end.
Speaker 3: It leads up to you don't even end. The Chief
Speaker 3: that you know you don't end the game is Chief
Speaker 3: because that level got cut because they couldn't finish in time.
Speaker 3: So you just end as the Arbiter and then like
Speaker 3: nothing happens. Really, he's just sneeze on a ship and
Speaker 3: then he goes like sir, finishing this fight, and then
Speaker 3: it ends.
Speaker 1: The egregiousness of it. I think it's definitely crazy. Definitely.
Speaker 3: I've never heard anybody complaint like.
Speaker 2: How uh well, I don't think you weren't listening. Maybe
Speaker 2: you weren't listening because like, there's I.
Speaker 1: Can't know any things about that now.
Speaker 2: If I even saw yet, it was fucking retarded, dude, Like,
Speaker 2: trust me, it was.
Speaker 1: I think. I think.
Speaker 2: It's just more of a like if they ended it,
Speaker 2: I would have rather had to end it before they
Speaker 2: showed that part, like, because it was so like, literally
Speaker 2: they're climbing up to fuck each other up and then
Speaker 2: it ends, like, bro, I don't what Right before it
Speaker 2: was kind of like they did the same thing for
Speaker 2: Mass Fact two, except for the Reapers were still on
Speaker 2: the way and it wasn't like they were there. Imagine
Speaker 2: if they were there they landed on Earth and then
Speaker 2: it ended, you'd be like, what the fuck are what
Speaker 2: are you talking about? It was like it felt like that,
Speaker 2: but we don't need to compact, don't. What I'm saying
Speaker 2: is like the narrative they're saying that they for people
Speaker 2: don't talk about it anymore.
Speaker 3: Like people these types of stories don't really They only
Speaker 3: matter if the game turns out fucked like Duke dukem.
Speaker 2: Forever or something like.
Speaker 3: That game is that game's story is centered around the
Speaker 3: fact that it took like thirteen years to build this
Speaker 3: thing that was ultimately mediocre. Yeah, I think as long
Speaker 3: as how people forget, I agree.
Speaker 2: I just think that, uh, the the goodwill has been burnt,
Speaker 2: and so it's like, oh, we're gonna make another game,
Speaker 2: they'll be like. I think it's just kind of how
Speaker 2: it's it's the burnt. I used to Tackle Titan as
Speaker 2: an example. People were burnt the fun even if a
Speaker 2: Tackle Titan came back with a roaring vengeance.
Speaker 1: But that was good.
Speaker 2: But I'm fucking burnt out, dude. Like there's so so
Speaker 2: much media, there's so much shit coming out all the
Speaker 2: time that it's like you taking so fucking long. The
Speaker 2: only people who can really do that seems to be
Speaker 2: a fucking bat the photo. Yeah, yeah, they seem to
Speaker 2: be the only ones who can really do it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because even with the people being upset that has been
Speaker 2: the I didn't I'm not a soul like I didn't
Speaker 2: playing this ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you think because Hall and I only had one game,
Speaker 3: they could they very well could establish themselves as the
Speaker 3: type of studio that could do that, Like we don't
Speaker 3: know what what that next game is gonna be. I
Speaker 3: doubt I personally, I personally doubt that because I look,
Speaker 3: I like toll and I thought it was fine. I
Speaker 3: didn't play it that deeply. I kind of fell off
Speaker 3: of it kind of quick. It didn't grab me. But
Speaker 3: so I'm not really in the audience.
Speaker 2: But you know, well, we'll see I'm being cynical. I
Speaker 2: actually it would be a pleasant surprise if they were like,
Speaker 2: everything turned out great, They're there.
Speaker 3: You know what's too It's like they're doing a lot
Speaker 3: of ship that like would be red flags for other
Speaker 3: people because they would just be like, we're not gonna
Speaker 3: do reviews.
Speaker 1: Uh, just fucking play it.
Speaker 3: Which like if if anybody else did that, like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's either a show of incredible confidence or yeah, you
Speaker 3: don't want to know.
Speaker 1: I mean, their last game was a great Like last
Speaker 1: Game is such a good game. I don't I can't understand.
Speaker 1: It's gotta be gonna.
Speaker 2: Be very good in the way that they handle it,
Speaker 2: And maybe it is. Maybe they're that confident.
Speaker 1: I'm intrigued, like this rules imagined much to make it
Speaker 1: better because it's a great game.
Speaker 3: I'm intrigued by the fact that they just kept The
Speaker 3: reason it took so long is that they just kept
Speaker 3: having ideas to add to the game. That intrigues me
Speaker 3: because that that's like a level of freedom that they have,
Speaker 3: which I'm curious. Yeah, that'd be crazy, right, I thought
Speaker 3: the first one was kind of boring. Really, Yeah, the
Speaker 3: beginning of that game is kind of slow.
Speaker 1: I guess I can't. I don't.
Speaker 3: It's one of the slowest starts to any metroidvania that
Speaker 3: I've ever played.
Speaker 1: For surely, like easily, I think they on the same pace.
Speaker 1: I don't think. How many do you play? Played all
Speaker 1: of the famous ones?
Speaker 2: Police played every single one.
Speaker 1: I played all the fames, every particularly every metro advantage,
Speaker 1: even like the axiom Verge games. I played those two.
Speaker 3: Did you play Guacamele?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that I played one is great. I love it
Speaker 1: was cool, way faster than I think. It's just the
Speaker 1: the set looks more dreary, so it doesn't seem as
Speaker 1: I think the very well might be true, but that
Speaker 1: still ultimately results in the experience of what I'm talking
Speaker 1: I think the only problem with Hollow Night, like genuinely
Speaker 1: is that there's not a direct marker of where you
Speaker 1: are on the map exactly. If that was in the game,
Speaker 1: the game would be no problem with it.
Speaker 3: Now that well, now that it's happened two weeks.
Speaker 2: I think I might.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna wrap up Mafia and then I might, just
Speaker 3: because I know I have Hollow Night somewhere. I might
Speaker 3: have it on switch that which sucks. I don't want
Speaker 3: to play anything switch.
Speaker 1: But yeah, oh yeah, the regular so that's probably rough.
Speaker 2: But well, Hollan, I will be fine.
Speaker 1: I just don't.
Speaker 2: I just don't like using the fine. The switch is just.
Speaker 2: But she's a key person. I'm surprised she's playing it
Speaker 2: on Switchers. Yeah, she's she.
Speaker 1: I cannot go back to fucking mouse a controller for
Speaker 1: anything other than what I have to play on controller. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because M and K is hilarious.
Speaker 2: My thing is, I can't I like to relax. I
Speaker 2: cannot get it. Sit back like I like to be
Speaker 2: in my computer chair and I kicked my feet up
Speaker 2: and with my controller in my fucking lap.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't do this MK. I don't feel relaxed like that.
Speaker 1: I only can play M and K like I play
Speaker 1: M and K shooting games. I don't know how to
Speaker 1: play an M m K game where I'm relaxing anymore.
Speaker 1: You can't have that ability anymore.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 1: But like like I played BG three on m K
Speaker 1: and like that game is like not exactly the most
Speaker 1: stressful game unless you have really stressful moments in combat,
Speaker 1: but for the most part, it's more of an explorative game.
Speaker 1: So I'm kind of like not tripping about that.
Speaker 2: Was a little it's it's it's complicated for me because
Speaker 2: I still liked playing with the controller so I can chill, but.
Speaker 1: In navigating with controller it feels probably.
Speaker 3: The wheel and cycling through the wheels is a little rough.
Speaker 3: Well that's a PC game for sure. Yeah, But like
Speaker 3: I play generally speaking, like I just I don't know, man.
Speaker 1: Because I played cod On. I recently started playing a
Speaker 1: little bit of cod On what you call it on
Speaker 1: m K. I don't know how. I don't know how
Speaker 1: people on to key but aren't divine because I'm a
Speaker 1: fiend in that game one for Mouse and we.
Speaker 2: Aren't they using like the best players are fucking oh yeah.
Speaker 1: But like I'm just I'm just I'm singing of the
Speaker 1: goeople playing. I'm like, how are you guys? Not? How
Speaker 1: am I doing great in this lobby? I don't play
Speaker 1: these games on fucking people you're playing with are playing
Speaker 1: on fucking platform. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know you can.
Speaker 3: You can't activate its even if it's not cross platform.
Speaker 3: It's just you can be playing on PC and and
Speaker 3: then you plug in your your career.
Speaker 1: That is also true. That's what I moving moving around
Speaker 1: everything moving around is a little odd at first because
Speaker 1: but then once you get it, you're like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is just better because I can I can slide back
Speaker 1: and look forward the whole time doing that. You know what,
Speaker 1: that's a game changer.
Speaker 3: I don't feel like I'm never getting a video game
Speaker 3: and I'm doing a mouse and key like like, I
Speaker 3: don't feel like I'm not playing especially Shooters Man for me,
Speaker 3: I'm just like I feel like I'm I'm not pewting
Speaker 3: pulling a trigger. Yeah, what is going Like, I'm not
Speaker 3: pulling a trigger?
Speaker 1: So lame I can.
Speaker 2: I'm way better at aiming, Like it's yeah, it's a joke, it's.
Speaker 1: Very you know, but like, I know, you've gotten so
Speaker 1: good at flicking and being really good at the stick. Well.
Speaker 3: The thing to me is that like aiming is so
Speaker 3: easy on mousing keyboard that it trivializes aiming like it's
Speaker 3: not actually a game and a little bit it's just
Speaker 3: kind of like it's a little just you don't have to.
Speaker 3: It's actually less of a simulation of actually playing a
Speaker 3: game and somewhere or less of a yeah, because like
Speaker 3: you're not going to aim. You can't aim a gun
Speaker 3: as well as you can point a mouse. Well yeah,
Speaker 3: but you could probably aim a gun as well as
Speaker 3: you could aim a stick.
Speaker 1: I think the relative. I think the fact that you
Speaker 1: need to use both the analog stick. Like the motion
Speaker 1: I have from using the just simply moving the mouse
Speaker 1: feels so much better than having to intendem use the
Speaker 1: control of any.
Speaker 2: Well, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 1: The thing they feel more comfortable. They just feel more
Speaker 1: comfortable in my hand. But that's the point to me.
Speaker 3: That to me, it's the balance where it's just like
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm gaining too much in precision and
Speaker 3: I'm losing too much in movement or like every other aspect,
Speaker 3: Like my aiming is great, but like using a d
Speaker 3: DR pad what is essentially a fucking DDR pad for
Speaker 3: everything else, but it's truly disgusting. Whereas like I'll gladly
Speaker 3: sacrifice some precision in aiming if I can gain some
Speaker 3: precision and movement. That's how I feel about it, because
Speaker 3: it's it's balanced in that way. I can trust people
Speaker 3: on count I've done it many times.
Speaker 1: I see, I've gotten pretty good at it.
Speaker 2: I'm not going I remember Halo two.
Speaker 3: I remember when I used to do the Halo two
Speaker 3: lobbies when they allowed for that.
Speaker 1: I don't know why it's not. It's crazy to me.
Speaker 1: That is the dumbest of that I've seen the video
Speaker 1: game ever.
Speaker 2: I they used to have they used to have the
Speaker 2: ability for lobbies.
Speaker 3: They used to have the ability on the Master Collection
Speaker 3: to have it so like invite only friends only, and
Speaker 3: then open so that people could just join you if
Speaker 3: you wanted. They got rid of open for some reason,
Speaker 3: so like I can't host those or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't It's very, very stupid, but
Speaker 1: it was. Those streams were hilarious. They were fun.
Speaker 3: But I remember doing a thing where it's like everybody
Speaker 3: was like doubt. They were just like you can't aim
Speaker 3: on controls, Like there's a skull that you can activate
Speaker 3: in that game where you can just and amist off
Speaker 3: and I just did it.
Speaker 1: I was fucking people up. It's ridiculous because.
Speaker 3: It's all that like you know you gotta know how
Speaker 3: to make up for the lack of precision, and if
Speaker 3: you know how to do that, then you're fucking golden.
Speaker 1: I think most shooting game, well, not the not the
Speaker 1: I call them.
Speaker 3: Really only counter strike and stuff like that in cams.
Speaker 1: Like I called I call hard and shooting games like
Speaker 1: the ones that are like just a step above call
Speaker 1: of duty, so like kind of strike battlefield, counter Strike
Speaker 1: Battlefield and called it are kind of I guess, but
Speaker 1: like those kind of shooting games, those kind of shooting
Speaker 1: games better like are like where you have to like
Speaker 1: it's just about your aim. Those are just aiming based games.
Speaker 1: It's not about your positioning. Counter Strike is am based,
Speaker 1: like it's well, positioning matters, but it's more about how
Speaker 1: good you can aim. Up posted games like Destiny and Halo,
Speaker 1: it's map awareness and understanding physics of the.
Speaker 3: Map that battlefields in between there I think.
Speaker 1: Lot into it, where like when I'm playing, like I
Speaker 1: can aim now, I don't need to worry about me
Speaker 1: knowing the map hyper well. Someone turns a corner and
Speaker 1: if they're not looking at me to turn that corner,
Speaker 1: their head is gone. That is what it turns in.
Speaker 3: That's what I mean, you know less of the game
Speaker 3: because it trivializes it.
Speaker 1: I agree, I guess, I I guess I understand the
Speaker 1: reason why people you don't need to know.
Speaker 3: You don't need to know the map layout because it's
Speaker 3: not important to you. I could just click I clicked
Speaker 3: the heads, and if I dies because I didn't see them,
Speaker 3: it's never like, oh I'm dying, because.
Speaker 2: Like if I was doing PvP, I would that would
Speaker 2: do mouse Ki.
Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't fuck with people anymore because especially I'm so
Speaker 2: far behind and I don't want to catch up.
Speaker 1: It was like it's not as hard.
Speaker 2: I hadn't played tech in six. Sorry, I didn't played
Speaker 2: Textant since six. And then when I went over to
Speaker 2: Nikki and Jordan's and I was sampling eight, there was
Speaker 2: the updated. Because I didn't even play seven like I would.
Speaker 2: I just played a Kuma and then I fucked off
Speaker 2: because I just want to try a Kuma. But uh
Speaker 2: so I tried eight, and then there was I didn't
Speaker 2: know what was happening because they put some new stuff
Speaker 2: in the game. Then I was like there was like
Speaker 2: it was like a different fighting style or something I did.
Speaker 2: I didn't understand what was happening. I didn't get it,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm not I don't want to
Speaker 2: catch up. I was just like I know, like, oh,
Speaker 2: I was Brian Fury's my favorite. I know his move
Speaker 2: set like by heart. And then when I first started off,
Speaker 2: it wasn't doing the move sets, and I was like,
Speaker 2: what what did they do?
Speaker 1: I'm scared. I just was like I'm done, like I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna catch them.
Speaker 3: Well speaking, the street Fighter is the next name? Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh my god, yes, Jury and Lune. Give me those grippers.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they are feet feet women like time.
Speaker 1: Chris.
Speaker 3: Chris is a cutie. Do you funk with t girls?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Wait wait, wait wait, Chris is a looney.
Speaker 3: Chris is a cutie. Do you funk with tea girls?
Speaker 1: Do you funk with No?
Speaker 2: No, my gut says probably not.
Speaker 1: I haven't yet.
Speaker 2: I think I think it would be I think it
Speaker 2: would be scared when it comes to the final I
Speaker 2: think I.
Speaker 3: Can't really I could. I would be fine up until
Speaker 3: that came into play.
Speaker 2: Post post operation, they have the gender what is it
Speaker 2: called the reassigned No, no affirming affirming, the gender firming
Speaker 2: so now it's it's all pussied up, you know, it's.
Speaker 3: All whatever they do, because I wouldn't know. Then at
Speaker 3: that point, well if it's I guess, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: If actually I have nothing to go on, I really
Speaker 3: don't know. I don't even think I've even seen what
Speaker 3: that looks like. That That's why I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't have any so I don't I don't know, So
Speaker 3: let's just say so.
Speaker 2: Sacred argument didn't know. But she's says, I, I just
Speaker 2: want to let you know. I'm I'm a trans woman
Speaker 2: and I have a pot pussy. What's good?
Speaker 1: What do you? What say you?
Speaker 2: She says, what say you in your defense?
Speaker 1: Right now? I say, like, I guess, but like that's
Speaker 1: also right now you could be the crimes against trans
Speaker 1: people in her people? What say you defense? What I'm
Speaker 1: trying to do the That's what I would say, sky
Speaker 1: what trans people?
Speaker 2: Probably maybe and I could I couldn't. I can't say that.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine that necessarily, but I just think that ultimately,
Speaker 3: like that, I think that Dick would be a problem
Speaker 3: knowing even if.
Speaker 1: It's not there anymore, you think that it was there
Speaker 1: before might bother you.
Speaker 3: I think it just might confuse me. I just don't
Speaker 3: know how I would feel about it. And also like
Speaker 3: there's also something that if a surgery, I'm like, am
Speaker 3: I gonna break something? You know? Like I don't know,
Speaker 3: like how how well you're just in your like how
Speaker 3: like how well how well built is this?
Speaker 1: I'm sure you ain't fucking after hey, I just I
Speaker 1: don't think he's in there fucking fucking donkey cong bananza
Speaker 1: and is fucking slapping around and mess up.
Speaker 3: Well, only one way to find out, ye here and
Speaker 3: then your applications call applicating got them's biggest divas? That's
Speaker 3: crazy Trump's comically small penis in swings, huge tooth pictures
Speaker 3: with pop cy Alice first definitely not bug Zilla powering
Speaker 3: up with eighty thousand gallons of mall uh g t
Speaker 3: A four swing set glitch officer.
Speaker 2: I've been watching so many things of the swing set
Speaker 2: glitch is you notice that that filter where the I
Speaker 2: love that film they put on a little jacob and
Speaker 2: like that must sound crazy fucking awesome.
Speaker 3: I always see those pictures that that filter used whenever
Speaker 3: like some dude commenting on somebody getting fucked up like
Speaker 3: they like fall down.
Speaker 1: Like damn exactly how it sounded. Yeah, now this weight
Speaker 1: and went out here and got a beat like the
Speaker 1: fucking damn motherfuckers chicking. What are you doing out here
Speaker 1: to make it? You shouldn't been doing sh you got folded.
Speaker 1: Those videos are funny, some of them are just explosive damage. Damn.
Speaker 1: I have a good idea.
Speaker 2: There's a ghetto fights is one of my favorite fucking
Speaker 2: ghetto fights too, specifically, I'm gonna chop it up, put
Speaker 2: it running through that filter.
Speaker 1: What is that filter? I haven't I don't even think
Speaker 1: i've like I found it.
Speaker 2: It's on Twitter. Sorry, what the fuck? It's on TikTok.
Speaker 2: I don't remember what it's called.
Speaker 1: I'll find it again.
Speaker 2: I gotta find I'm sure I'm TikTok for sure. It
Speaker 2: took me a minute to find it.
Speaker 1: But I know what it is.
Speaker 3: It doesn't make everything funnier, even though it is just
Speaker 3: it is really it is jingling keys.
Speaker 2: It is, you know, it is maybe even less than swing.
Speaker 3: Set glitch officer bislike blacks, wait, bislike blacks.
Speaker 1: A stupid officer dislike blacks. Stupid. It's like that naked gun.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Yeah, he was like you saw literally of people.
Speaker 1: He was white. Ah, your brothers. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Fun. The gun took me out, dude, the gun, the
Speaker 2: gun scene.
Speaker 1: I remember ate the he ate the gun. Dude. That's
Speaker 1: at the beginning.
Speaker 2: That's at the very beginning. It's a funny movie.
Speaker 1: It was like, yo that I think it was more
Speaker 1: jokes per minute than the previous ones. Actually, probably it
Speaker 1: was a lot. You might be right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was at dude, I'm telling you that the
Speaker 3: windshield one with the bees and the and the balloon
Speaker 3: and then they were they were crossing the street with
Speaker 3: a windshield. It fucking killed me.
Speaker 1: That is so dumb to.
Speaker 3: Get resealed, even if you're getting like, great, it's fun.
Speaker 2: It's a fun movie. I'm glad. I'm glad they made
Speaker 2: it because it was so Yeah.
Speaker 1: You went in the theater.
Speaker 2: How many people were there?
Speaker 1: A lot? Like it was really full.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine was full too.
Speaker 3: It's weird, right, being in a theater where like people
Speaker 3: are laughing. Yeah, like that that's like a weird like
Speaker 3: very novelist.
Speaker 1: Just laughing constantly. There was the beat.
Speaker 2: Also funny seeing some of them, some of the nuances
Speaker 2: the people didn't catch like I'm laughing. And then the
Speaker 2: people were all like these people are yeah, these people suck.
Speaker 1: Like the black guy's piece say, let's get retarded in here.
Speaker 1: That's actually yeah, that was actually.
Speaker 3: When and then he comes back to when he comes back.
Speaker 2: The other way was that was good?
Speaker 1: The funny The funniest part in that movie is the
Speaker 1: part of the fact that the guy that the villain
Speaker 1: was not getting the joke some of the times too,
Speaker 1: So it was like, oh, yeah, I would And it's
Speaker 1: like he's like, so, so, what's what's going on next?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, this is so fucking good man. I
Speaker 1: was a good movie. Man. I'm really happy they brought
Speaker 1: back a classic comedy like that. It'sn't make another one.
Speaker 1: I think it's just stop here. Yeah, I don't need
Speaker 1: more of it. It was.
Speaker 2: It was cool to see it.
Speaker 1: Though that's not gonna happen, of course not. Jack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing my best Jack w FM for what
Speaker 3: is a gay?
Speaker 1: What is he gay? If?
Speaker 3: If not for him gay, then he gay? Amazing, very amazing, amazing,
Speaker 3: God blessed, God blessed killed it led it. Imagine a
Speaker 3: lion king, like a rat king, but lions guys ken
Speaker 3: Levine is a producer for the first season A Shears
Speaker 3: Superman joined Ice, Big Meat, He stinks Canola, Joe's bloated,
Speaker 3: rotting corpse Dick so long it gave her a vertical.
Speaker 3: I gave her a vertical. Souplex gay actor, good luck,
Speaker 3: Jonathan Kevin Spacey can't sorry, I can't.
Speaker 2: I had a burrito.
Speaker 3: Willem defriend nice. He paying more for Conscious for concessions
Speaker 3: than forty X tickets, gids, look up, see I'm creating
Speaker 3: gas on y leaked Sweeney vid. I genuinely.
Speaker 1: He's got a little boner. What's the yellow dudes named?
Speaker 1: You know, Steve or John Yellow? It's so bright, it's.
Speaker 3: Just lower the brightness on the screen and maybe it'll
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 1: I think it's John.
Speaker 2: There you go, curious Dick, curious George, George, curious George, curious.
Speaker 1: About don't know what his name is. It's like, I
Speaker 1: think it's John.
Speaker 2: Isn't it yellow man? No, George refers to him as
Speaker 2: that man a yellow hat? Is it? I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: say it.
Speaker 3: I genuinely don't think Kingston has ever had sex. Who
Speaker 3: comes SPI with ropes? Benjamin They who hiring Kevin McAllister
Speaker 3: Obama when he met Michelle be like, let me be queer.
Speaker 3: Alaska feels ominous because Trump referred to Alaska as Russia
Speaker 3: three times. Oh, I see what you're saying. We're asking, like,
Speaker 3: why the why the Russia in Alaska?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I just did it.
Speaker 3: Also, Russia claim it still belongs to them.
Speaker 2: It's yes, they do.
Speaker 1: It really kind of belong to us.
Speaker 3: Literally, good bye it. But it is kind of like
Speaker 3: awkwardly separated. It is we It is awkward that it's
Speaker 3: like connected to Canada but separated from us.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're connected to Canada too, though you didn't
Speaker 1: hear me clearly, but it's like it doesn't matter at
Speaker 1: that moment, Like whatever, dude, you know, like we have
Speaker 1: the Caribbean.
Speaker 2: Is I'm just saying it's it's I'm just I'm just
Speaker 2: saying that it's connected literally to the continents of Canada.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess the country of Canada.
Speaker 3: It's literally it's literally because it's literally like the uniquely
Speaker 3: separated I know, but it's like it's the only state
Speaker 3: that's true about it makes it weird.
Speaker 1: I guess it's whatever, man.
Speaker 2: Not I guess stupid Russia having territory that's nowhere near them,
Speaker 2: like fucking Coliningrad is like Lithuania, and then to the
Speaker 2: left in a little bit north.
Speaker 3: I actually that might as well be the same.
Speaker 2: Moover helped me. Well, there's actually quite a bit of this.
Speaker 2: There's Russia.
Speaker 3: Understand that, you understand that there's countries in between, but
Speaker 3: then a piece of Russia. No, here's here's it. It's Africa, Europe, Russia.
Speaker 3: Oh that's it to me.
Speaker 2: Oh like Frank, I mean real understood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know India is there somewhere.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. It's not even right.
Speaker 3: Indians just implied mercury poisoning from eating out the silver surfer.
Speaker 3: Kingston is becoming genuinely irritating to listen to please fire
Speaker 3: and now you're fired made a human centipede.
Speaker 2: But it's just me what mm hmm.
Speaker 1: You put your head on your as.
Speaker 3: Sod your own head to your ass, and sod your
Speaker 3: own ass in your own head.
Speaker 1: You can just sucking sonic around house? What even is that?
Speaker 1: His thumbnails on Reddit?
Speaker 2: No gay gay?
Speaker 1: Stop? Now why are you so you're in this curious George?
Speaker 2: Like, are are you still looking for the thing?
Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, the the curious.
Speaker 3: George sex Yeah, amazing cardboard pie. The best part of
Speaker 3: if the best part of waking up his folders in
Speaker 3: your cup? Why wake up at all?
Speaker 1: I came to his gay.
Speaker 3: I came in his gay eyes so hard that I
Speaker 3: made him m preg for real Your next boys.
Speaker 1: Nig Niggy niggly.
Speaker 3: Ziggly Osha violator working at the accident factory. Back to
Speaker 3: the name, back to the name. Tear Derek bathes with
Speaker 3: onion oil and st strigil.
Speaker 1: I don't know what strigil is. I smell good Man.
Speaker 3: Kingson's dad, bitch slapping his xenomorph, cheating on my wife
Speaker 3: for ten years of Prime two thousand and nine. Lebron
Speaker 3: roach porn, Holy shit held EVERG two and Halo three
Speaker 3: ods T collab.
Speaker 2: Yup, quite cool.
Speaker 3: It's in a couple of Days'll probably jump in and
Speaker 3: check it out. Total clanker death Tin skins go back
Speaker 3: to o Asfrica goon devil, the man with out come,
Speaker 3: the bos putting out what is this putt pulling out
Speaker 3: his dick so it's so hot penis twelve inch on top.
Speaker 2: I'd be fucking dudes in the spot.
Speaker 1: I'd be sucking dick in the box. I don't know
Speaker 1: what any of this is.
Speaker 3: Ain't aunt Flozy spreading her ship chiten gash open.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've never seen that one.
Speaker 2: I've only seen the one where it's like straight not
Speaker 2: not up.
Speaker 1: I didn't know there was Mary and you stop. I
Speaker 1: didn't know there was various. I literally search for this.
Speaker 1: I gloged one thing. I was like, oh, that's just
Speaker 1: gay men. Actually I went back. I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: let me just fight this one. I didn't know there
Speaker 1: was a variant sent into the.
Speaker 2: I gotta send it to my boys because I send
Speaker 2: them gay Disney ship all the time.
Speaker 1: My this is the classic one. This is the most
Speaker 1: classic that I believe. That's that's my favorite. I've seen that. Yes,
Speaker 1: excuse me that other one though, because I don't have
Speaker 1: that one. I didn't know that. I don't want you
Speaker 1: to forget that crazy send is the funniest thing.
Speaker 3: Micros million of Heroin Daily Search, Peter Lory Fish battle,
Speaker 3: Kevin Bacon shooting my dad to death at a Lakers
Speaker 3: game before flossing and yelling you got baconed stupid. That's dark, Smittchie,
Speaker 3: It's a pretty dark moment. Uh, Smitchey the Kid Adam
Speaker 3: Ruins everything versus Sheldon Cooper Nay Gigger are planting me
Speaker 3: boy mecc is on sucky fag me uh no, my
Speaker 3: new D n D weapon plus four bludgeting hamster in
Speaker 3: a sock reluctant de brulliatard.
Speaker 2: There's microplastics in your balls. I got to run it
Speaker 2: through an AI filter to get it a nice clean.
Speaker 3: Fill your ass with cum. Let me come inside your ass.
Speaker 3: You're all I come for your all. I come for
Speaker 3: in your ass. In other words, fuck me uh cream
Speaker 3: pieing rita rapulsa until she comes undone.
Speaker 1: Nice resting his head on his own, Dick, I can't.
Speaker 3: Craig the Canadian the power of the sun and the
Speaker 3: crack of my ass. It's your boy, Shawne d and
Speaker 3: destiny too. Edge of Fate is a good expansion.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: There's just so much to play, man feet, there's too
Speaker 3: much to play right now. I just can't do it.
Speaker 3: Do the Edge and then Mafi is out right now,
Speaker 3: Gears is coming in like a couple of days.
Speaker 1: I'm coming, I'm coming done. I'm not gonna play Gears again.
Speaker 1: I've already done it. Yeah, that's kind of thing I'm
Speaker 1: curious to see. Like how also Ghost Ghost is coming
Speaker 1: out so too.
Speaker 3: I might get on PlayStation just because I think it
Speaker 3: would be interesting to Platinum gears. You have the Platinum
Speaker 3: trophy and gears. Oh yeah, actually sounds kind of interesting,
Speaker 3: isn't ghost Is it like really soon? Yeah, but I
Speaker 3: kind of don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play it. I'm interested in the weapons. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try to shut up. Yeah, I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: She has.
Speaker 2: A sword that's.
Speaker 1: Doesn't have two swords, she got whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: He has kokai and I don't know what it is
Speaker 3: by that time, she's got born yet. The I'm gonna play.
Speaker 3: I'm interesting, Like we're gonna play it because it's our
Speaker 3: show is PlayStation, so like we have to. But like
Speaker 3: I kind of I don't know if I'm all that
Speaker 3: interested in it. I like to go Tsushima, but I
Speaker 3: didn't need more of it. It's kind of how I
Speaker 3: felt about it.
Speaker 1: It is your your misogynists.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're right, yeah that is now that you say that,
Speaker 2: it is purely that like it was it had to be,
Speaker 2: uh misteria, yes, imagine.
Speaker 1: It's a white man.
Speaker 2: This funny last Samurai that his dad looks a little
Speaker 2: like what you call like Lily's that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so funny.
Speaker 2: His name is John ghost Sushima.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the idea of white. They are doing the.
Speaker 3: The Legends bone again, which is interesting.
Speaker 1: The Legends, Yeah, the online one. They're doing it again,
Speaker 1: that's what.
Speaker 3: But they're not doing that's not coming after twenty twenty six,
Speaker 3: So that's kind of my thing.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a while.
Speaker 3: So that's my thing, is like, I I might just
Speaker 3: wait for that.
Speaker 1: Honestly, there's no point of me not getting it any
Speaker 1: reason to play my PS five anyway. I don't really
Speaker 1: use it much, don't Uh.
Speaker 3: Power of the Sun of the Crack I read that
Speaker 3: already comeshot gaming tm uh at grock Is this true?
Speaker 3: Imagine falling for literal CCP propaganda? Uh Enigma Enigma Kiewei
Speaker 3: the third rate duelist for a fourth rate deck Patreon
Speaker 3: releasing an update that publicly reveals everyone's display name history.
Speaker 3: There's a cult that's helping a lobster mold from a
Speaker 3: shell to see how big they can get it. Real Sweeney,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry I called your magic cards gay drip mh
Speaker 3: forcing the Snark Crew to play Delta Rooine at gunpoint
Speaker 3: in cel Sebastian who wants to fuck Ariel but in
Speaker 3: cel Sebastian who wants to fuck Aerial but doesn't know
Speaker 3: if he has a penis or a vagino.
Speaker 1: If he lays eggs or what.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey Epstein, jeff Obi, won't you you were actually running
Speaker 3: through an ai because.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what he was? What he was?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: This thing?
Speaker 2: I paid it for the thumbnails, so you see it's
Speaker 2: all fucked up, right, Yeah, I see? So then I
Speaker 2: upresed it. That gorgeous I hate him how well?
Speaker 1: That word I hate that. It's a good one. It's
Speaker 1: a good one.
Speaker 2: You just killed fourteen thousand trees to do that. Well,
Speaker 2: I don't know how because I use this app. I've
Speaker 2: been paying for it called I don't even know how
Speaker 2: to pronounce it like baz Art, I've know whatever. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I've been using that to like thumbnail, and.
Speaker 1: I haven't us I haven't used an I haven't used
Speaker 1: any lately.
Speaker 2: This one just has like an enhanced filter feet feature
Speaker 2: that it's actually pretty good at restoring old ship that's
Speaker 2: kind of been fucked to the internet, Like I have
Speaker 2: some MySpace era stuff that looks like ass because it
Speaker 2: was like this tiny technically because now because you know,
Speaker 2: our screens was so much smaller, it looks bigger now
Speaker 2: than all my screen. It's like and if I want
Speaker 2: to look at it looks.
Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: You know you know what I've been using?
Speaker 3: Probably yes, but you don't want that.
Speaker 2: It's not good. It's you.
Speaker 3: You know I've been using for like I found like
Speaker 3: a kind of a weird way to use it. Was like,
Speaker 3: I have all these songs that I wrote, and I
Speaker 3: was like, I wonder what chacci he thinks these.
Speaker 1: Songs are about? Oh interesting?
Speaker 3: So I asked it to like interpret what this what
Speaker 3: these are? And it's actually kind of spot on that's
Speaker 3: which is upset interesting And I don't know if that
Speaker 3: But then I think it's like, is that because it's
Speaker 3: too obvious?
Speaker 1: Should I like make it?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, I think there's I think there's a sweet spot.
Speaker 2: Is this is my complete uh mind?
Speaker 3: By the way, I want to be clear, I'm not
Speaker 3: like using it to write lyrics.
Speaker 1: I think it's the lame and.
Speaker 2: You already have lyrics. Yeah, And then no, there's a
Speaker 2: sweet spot. That I love that, Like say, uh, the
Speaker 2: Black Doing Murder has a song called I Will Return.
Speaker 2: If you read the lyrics, they're still kind of vague,
Speaker 2: but just enough. It's it's about uh, Walt Disney, Walt Disney, Uh,
Speaker 2: you know the conspiracy there about generally frozen. So it's
Speaker 2: it's brilliant. It's one of my favorite fucking written songs
Speaker 2: because it's just vague enough. You know, it's just then
Speaker 2: they have some other ones that's too obvious, like oh,
Speaker 2: it's called vlat Son of the Dragon, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's fucking Dracula, it's in the title, and then you
Speaker 2: know it's I'm like, all right, well, this is a
Speaker 2: cool song. But also I like the vague just just enough.
Speaker 2: I don't like it to be too obvious. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: necessarily there's a sweet spot that I love because I
Speaker 2: hate what it's too vague. Like Slipknot, most of their songs,
Speaker 2: you can't figure out what the fuck they're about. It's
Speaker 2: too vague.
Speaker 1: What is this?
Speaker 2: It's pissing me off.
Speaker 3: What did speaking of songs and what they're about. So
Speaker 3: I don't know how long ago this was. Necessarily I
Speaker 3: came across it recently, I guess, like the the White
Speaker 3: House or like some government agency branging about the deportations
Speaker 3: was playing Closing Time over like a montage of people
Speaker 3: getting kicked out of the country, like Closing Time, And
Speaker 3: then the band came out and they were like, hey,
Speaker 3: we didn't authorize that. It's a that's if they'd listened
Speaker 3: to the lyrics, they would know. And then I think
Speaker 3: they clarified that that song is about fatherhood. Suck Mike, Yeah, Like,
Speaker 3: what are you talking about? No, it's not I know
Speaker 3: who want to It's a bar song. I know who
Speaker 3: I want to tell you what you want your dad
Speaker 3: to take you?
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like I think that the idea is just like
Speaker 2: the excuse the description was so stupid.
Speaker 3: It was like, this is the perspective of like coming
Speaker 3: into fatherhood from the perspective of a of a of
Speaker 3: a of a bar keep or something.
Speaker 1: It's like, shut up, no, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: It's gay?
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: It's a good song, like like with Arms Wide Open
Speaker 2: by Creed, It's a song about actual fatherhood. And it's like,
Speaker 2: but it's not one obvious, but it's obvious enough. I
Speaker 2: think like song like that, like that medium right there
Speaker 2: is great. You know, well I just heard the news today.
Speaker 2: It seems my life was going to change. I closed
Speaker 2: my eyes, began to pray, and streams tears joy without
Speaker 2: right open. Welcome to this place. I'll show you everything.
Speaker 3: It's like, Okay, did I mentioned I'm a father, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm a fucker writers.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I just don't care about like fucking
Speaker 1: go and ship like that. And it's just it's just
Speaker 1: what it is.
Speaker 3: I feel like naming a song sometimes it's like the
Speaker 3: hardest part. Yeah, sometimes I sometimes the lyrics don't have
Speaker 3: a good name in it, and so you have to,
Speaker 3: like you think about, like, oh maybe it was.
Speaker 2: I should say that.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't say it always bothers me, but it does
Speaker 3: bother me sometimes when I see a song and the
Speaker 3: name isn't in the song, you know, oh.
Speaker 2: You should do you should do really like it? Like
Speaker 2: I write sins, not tragedies, right like.
Speaker 1: You right, sins but not tragedy.
Speaker 2: I don't follow the same stupid track anyway. We want
Speaker 2: you to blow me.
Speaker 3: So they gave them, so gave they call him slipping
Speaker 3: Jimmy God damn.
Speaker 1: So that would be I to send that to the
Speaker 1: Brandon Uri. What do you think you know me, Dirk?
Speaker 1: I think for hip hop songs, in particular, the little
Speaker 1: songs always the lyrics are usually often into like the
Speaker 1: song because they have to rhyme it, so it's like
Speaker 1: like the title was always in the song.
Speaker 3: A lot of times traditionally it's more well, I mean
Speaker 3: that's traditionally sure. Generally, yeah, like most songs are, most
Speaker 3: songs have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, I was get out here, I gotta.
Speaker 2: I want to catch the four p m train. Good
Speaker 2: luck whoa, Yeah, that's good crazy.
Speaker 3: Oh we want to blow me so get they call
Speaker 3: on slipping Jimmy fucking my iPhone with my perfectly USB
Speaker 3: sized penis sure?
Speaker 2: I think you did.
Speaker 3: Kremlin the Gremlin, blood Eagle Sweeney for any minor inconvenience
Speaker 3: fable four hype is dead for me now Harry wrecked them?
Speaker 3: Can an n word borrow a fries peek of boom
Speaker 3: dogs sween humor be like what. Instead of being called
Speaker 3: red guards, they were called any words and words uh
Speaker 3: wage lay five and three kurds of the dastardly dog
Speaker 3: bashing uses his head and with a ladle a Murial
Speaker 3: silently cheers Pepi Peppini Brothers Presents Crash Course Cybertron history
Speaker 3: rises to the Decepticons, Donk Donkers and the cold and
Speaker 3: Swinging Slasher Mason, That metal head mockery of Mega Death
Speaker 3: p p. Four inch dick with an eight inch foreskin
Speaker 3: four inch for inch dick with four inch dick with
Speaker 3: an eight inch foreskin. Like when you like when you
Speaker 3: suck the filling out of a slim gym.
Speaker 1: Okay, what is there?
Speaker 2: Filling does because there's the casing, you know, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's so gross. I thought about slim JEMs in a
Speaker 2: long time.
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 3: I feel like I remember, like this, man, are they poisonous?
Speaker 1: They just I have no proof of that.
Speaker 2: It just it feels if you ever have you ever
Speaker 2: like just seen your spit afterwards from eating them. It's
Speaker 2: like a bright orange and I'm like, this can't be.
Speaker 1: I remember liking them.
Speaker 2: Tasty, like they have a little bit of almost like
Speaker 2: a Tabasco buffalo.
Speaker 3: I'm kind of getting into more meat snacks lately.
Speaker 1: I love, I love. I just got a bunch of.
Speaker 2: Jerky brother Cowboy Jerky. Cowboy jerky is the best flavor
Speaker 2: and it's also real jerky, because like there's soft baby
Speaker 2: jerk and real jerky that's like a leather shoe.
Speaker 3: But like cowboy jerky is the best fucking flavor. Like
Speaker 3: it doesn't sound appealing to tell someone that, I totally yeah,
Speaker 3: because I think about the cheese her own the pork glate,
Speaker 3: like the caramelized pork skin that's like glass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's so good.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, break your fucking teeth though.
Speaker 1: But delicious. So I don't I don't like you very much,
Speaker 1: but I like pork crazy.
Speaker 2: That is so crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't like it very much. I think you're growing up.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: I want to slip oh yeah, I guess we'll do
Speaker 3: like a ten minute one. I want to see you
Speaker 3: and the wound. Want to push my face in and
Speaker 3: field soon.
Speaker 2: Oh that's again. That's yeah, that's fucking slipknot. And it's like,
Speaker 2: all right, what's actually about the gypsy kings? Like, go
Speaker 2: listen to the song people that are listening right now,
Speaker 2: go go read the lyrics of the song left Behind
Speaker 2: My Slipnint Tell me what the fuck that song is about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna be like I.
Speaker 2: He's just saying smart stuff, but it doesn't seeing it
Speaker 2: makes sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there are some songs that I don't know
Speaker 3: what they're about, and I love it.
Speaker 1: There's a lot.
Speaker 2: I mean, I I like the songs. I just I
Speaker 2: get annoyed when I don't know what it's about and
Speaker 2: have to wait for them to explain.
Speaker 3: Right, Like this a Rise Against song called Torches that like,
Speaker 3: I don't know what the fuck it's about, but like
Speaker 3: there's like a line at the end.
Speaker 1: It's just a poem and it's just like this is sick.
Speaker 1: It like Ernest Himan Way or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's like angels dancing and feathers float something like it's
Speaker 3: something something crazy.
Speaker 2: It's it's weird.
Speaker 1: It's like image.
Speaker 3: It's good imagery. But I was just like, I don't
Speaker 3: know what the fuck you're I don't know what you're
Speaker 3: talking about. I don't know what you're doing. Yeah, at
Speaker 3: least it's mixed. Well, really bummed out man Meebie Fishy,
Speaker 3: a lesbian kunt gave her the money, just called me
Speaker 3: a baggett Uh. I'm going to gape the president with
Speaker 3: a mortar. Uh. John Strickland Merx, eighteen eighty nine. I'm
Speaker 3: a jigglow. Call me ther transaction sexual. Uh the first
Speaker 3: Turkey David presents nos Faratu and Vlad, the Va, the
Speaker 3: Vlad and the Furious. Uh White Kingston. Finally, Raven king Dad,
Speaker 3: I am gay. Voice of the penis amazing. God man,
Speaker 3: you did you did that? Pre Roz Blake eight ninety six.
Speaker 1: I I lock you.
Speaker 3: J dick sucking factory. All I got was locked eyed.
Speaker 3: Previously mentioned. They call me Jack's film is the way
Speaker 3: I filmed myself jagging it.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Hey, I gotta get him on the show. That'sah, this
Speaker 3: is the film with him, and then we got we
Speaker 3: both got too busy. Kingston is verbally dyslexic. The Snark
Speaker 3: Tank is sponsored by big ugly bitches. There is no
Speaker 3: Epstein list in bass saying say that's gooby. Medusa's gaze
Speaker 3: might train you to stone, but her titties will make
Speaker 3: you rock hard.
Speaker 1: Ay like like it's.
Speaker 2: Look at my fucking hair or whatever it's got snakes
Speaker 2: on it or some ship gon make you a fucking
Speaker 2: rocks of the killed.
Speaker 1: Mickey on accident was miking him back in the head,
Speaker 1: you know, playfully, of course, pushing He stand by me.
Speaker 2: In my house and then iron rocking.
Speaker 1: Stove.
Speaker 2: Stupid brother Paul. He's fucking dead too, you know, raped
Speaker 2: by that robot.
Speaker 1: He I forgotten the robot.
Speaker 2: That was such a rocket, such an eighties movie.
Speaker 1: It is stupid robots.
Speaker 3: It just becomes short CIRCUITU say that that's around scene
Speaker 3: is crazy.
Speaker 1: I thought that was a joke because it's a tonal
Speaker 1: shift to yeah, get this fun. I thought he was
Speaker 1: gonna knock it out or something. I thought he was
Speaker 1: gonna like end it, like throwing an ewalk into Shindler's List.
Speaker 3: I kind of want to see that, Like in the crowd,
Speaker 3: he's like an easter egg. You might miss him, like
Speaker 3: they never addressing or another, but he's.
Speaker 2: Fucking leam Neeson's like this e walk was taken.
Speaker 1: Flashes forty years somebody changing a creepy it is. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: What are you saying? Go go, go, go go.
Speaker 3: It is hilarious in retrospect that, like Liam Neeson was
Speaker 3: in The Naked Gun and Schindler's List.
Speaker 1: Chindler's less.
Speaker 3: What a contrast, what a wild like in the nineties
Speaker 3: because that was when the Naked Gun was happening, So
Speaker 3: like imagine being in the nineties and being like Oscar Schindler,
Speaker 3: I think is gonna take this role?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Everyone like no, No, I like not that guy stupid.
Speaker 2: I think Once he played Qui gon Jin, everything was
Speaker 2: like open. It's like, oh he's he's the Star Wars guy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you hel you can do anything.
Speaker 1: That's most famous role.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, I'm sure he's fine.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I think by sure numbers. Yeah, I guess so,
Speaker 1: by I guess not to mention how awesome, how I'm
Speaker 1: important of a character. Qui gon is to that universe,
Speaker 1: to Richard is taking Richard taking his close second. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they taken, they take It is really take worked out perfectly.
Speaker 2: There you go take Oh man, I get out of here.
Speaker 3: The thumb people from Spy Kids, except they're all just
Speaker 3: costco guides Young Colin suicide bombing Young Sheldon.
Speaker 1: Please on a pike? Is the funny one? Belly flopping.
Speaker 3: Nick every time you have the net and YaHoot and
Speaker 3: Yahoo on my phone explodes, please stop? Uh as replacements
Speaker 3: are getting expensive?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I well it should only be pageres. Do
Speaker 2: you have pagers?
Speaker 3: We'll get a page Nicky ziggy, all right right, that
Speaker 3: already can a clank a borrow battery pack.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Miss Jackson.
Speaker 3: Badly Brave who's New York nick Athery and needs help
Speaker 3: louring his weapon Halo three perjury and Hunter name from
Speaker 3: Melphis Won and Brownie at art List.
Speaker 1: As always, the the King of haphazard Salah.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. Patro On the concess is snark Tank.
Speaker 3: Stark Tank to chat for merch, go over there, support
Speaker 3: us if you want early ad free access all that junk.
Speaker 3: We'll see you next time.
Speaker 1: Goodbye,