Speaker 1: You are listening to table story.
Speaker 2: Hi, everybody, welcome to the stream.
Speaker 3: It's all of us, not all of us.
Speaker 2: It's a lie. There's no Tuesday Gray. We don't know
where she is. She hasn't showed up. Hopefully she's okay,
but we're just going to sit and talk and maybe
do a level up because we're all going to level
up and hopefully she shows up. Hopefully she's just asleep
or something not bad. Hi, everyone else, including people in
the stream. I don't know how to do it.
Speaker 3: I'm the worst.
Speaker 2: If I mention, if I had to do anything sincere
in my.
Speaker 3: Life, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Like a like a charity stream which also features Tuesday
Gray on Friday, actually running it for Saint Jude's.
Speaker 3: So there you go.
Speaker 2: There's an announcement start the stream announcement Friday. Charity stream
on Exploding Dice is called Obelisk of the Sky and
it is just a horrific meat grinder where I'm just
going to murder all of their characters and We've got
a bunch of a bunch of random streamers on there,
including hopefully Tuesday Gray.
Speaker 3: You can tell how rusty he is.
Speaker 2: I haven't actually done this for three weeks. I know,
welcome to the stream. Players. Haven't seen you all for
three weeks, including Jay Brotato. I've been on his stream,
but I haven't seen him.
Speaker 3: Actually I need to watch it. But did you did
you see the beginning?
Speaker 2: I the.
Speaker 3: Intro Canadian intro, and I.
Speaker 2: Had I had my jaywig on to match your week.
That's that's it was pretty innocent.
Speaker 3: It was fair.
Speaker 2: It was a pretty innocent stream. I didn't do anything
too untoward.
Speaker 1: I just imagined, like author Justin Trudeau jokes the entire time.
Speaker 2: I didn't go mental. I was just well, here's the thing,
here's the honest truth of it is that I was like,
I actually want your audience and not mine, to help
me make some D and D stuff because my audience
only know pub G. They're useless when it comes to
D and D, whereas your audience you do D and
D prep streams and stuff so they know what to expect. Yeah,
and it was actually really helpful. So Brotatos what do
you call them? Taters tatters? Thank you for helping me out.
I basically prepped half of it on your stream and
half of it on my stream. But essentially we just
had to make loads of characters because it's a meat
grinder and I'm going to be murdering their characters, like purposefully.
You didn't just say yeah, but I wanted them to
be interesting and they okay. So I asked everybody in
chat to give me a bunch of characters to come
up with for it. So we ended up making it
so someone was like, make a vegan stripper, so then
we had to justify that. Someone was like make R
two D twenty, So we made like a malfunctioning R
two unit stuff in like D and D constraints. Yeah,
it's really weird, but like again, it's one of those
one shots where there's audience participation. You can donate to
affect the proceedings and stuff like that, so it's just
gonna be chaos anyways, it doesn't really matter if there's
a droid in it or whatever. Yeah, it should be
pretty fun. I'm getting everybody who's in it to play
characters that they've played for me before. So for example,
Tuesday is playing Lash as her first character. She dies
and she gets a random one Tiger writers in it.
He's playing Cooper Cakes from Fracture Worlds. I've got Kiwo
in it, and she played caval Ray in another campaign
that I ran once, so she's playing that character again.
Vertigo Gaming is playing his character Talos and Askriing. I've
never DM before forore, so I was like, just play Askering.
Speaker 3: But I don't know if he's going to do it.
I was just making any character you want.
Speaker 2: I did, like, I wanted him to just make something
as close to actually ascriing as he could, and he
just shows up as himself.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: We'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: There's an option for people to donate and have Darth
Vader show up and fight the group and stuff like that,
so it's it could go any way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really going to be chaos.
Speaker 2: If they actually stick to the thing that I have planned,
it's just going to be a pretty like a puzzle
based deathly Dungeon type thing.
Speaker 3: Puzzles are going to go over so well. And that's
oh man.
Speaker 2: Puzzles plus like people being able to donate because it's
for charity, so they can donate to do stuff like
give characters inspiration or instantly kill play a character and
stuff like that. Uh yeah, is now a yeah, pay
to get your character, except it's for charity, which is
the whole point of incentivizing it. So it's the opposite
of the it's like the opposite.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, they still did that charity thing. It
just worked out terribly for them. Was that that was
the the DLC off of like for their that their
their color.
Speaker 4: You're going to have a shadow of war.
Speaker 1: I'm taking a shadow of war my bad. Still pretty
much a ya at this point.
Speaker 2: Thank you for resubscribing Tenchi for six months.
Speaker 1: Welcome to We don't even know if are we just
gonna run with this episode if she's not here or are.
Speaker 3: We It's up to you guys to be honest.
Speaker 2: Like, everything that I have set up that is combat
based is very dangerous. Now, fine, it's always very tangerous.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? We've had multiple deaths already.
Speaker 2: What do you mean it's really dangerous now? Like a
lot of the time, it's like it's it's you have
been missing players a lot of the time. The last
two times people died was because you were down a man.
Carlias wasn't there for when Raj died, and Arden wasn't there.
Speaker 3: For when Strings died. Right, So like you're gonna do
it again, and you don't even give him a mention
for it.
Speaker 2: Camille only died. Camille just went back to es throughout
the universes. He's like, yeah, Camille just sort of did
his own quantum leap back to where he came from,
his demonic countum leep back. Well, that's right.
Speaker 3: You said he got dried through the floor, right, was it?
Strings was the one who got viciously stabbed to death, whereas.
Speaker 2: Camille kind of melted away into the sand.
Speaker 5: She's here, I'm wait, aren't I We're.
Speaker 2: Quite well were dead.
Speaker 5: So yeah, yeah, so I completely ditched and thought it
was four and I'm very embarrassed.
Speaker 2: Sorry, So there you go. We honestly we were messaging
you on stuff and everything.
Speaker 6: It was.
Speaker 1: It was one of those like where I was like,
maybe her like aceic mining machines blew up and litter
house on fire.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't doubt it was.
Speaker 2: I was edging around whether I know you well enough
to make jokes about the fact that you might be
dead and then when we.
Speaker 3: Find out that you are dead, still get away.
Speaker 2: With it kind of thing, which, for the record, I'm
giving everyone a blanket to like okay to do for
me if I die first one to make like the
worst joke on Twitter winds straight.
Speaker 3: Up, you know what it would be mean like, didn't
like many.
Speaker 2: Anyone anyone comes, oh my god, this is too soon.
It's it is not okay from me personally. Take this
clip this and keep it forever because I would appreciate it.
Just at the funeral was still.
Speaker 3: Not too soon.
Speaker 2: So if you're in the car with me when we
crash and I'm dead and you're crawling away but you're tweeting,
that's cool with met. Someone did that recently, didn't they?
Speaker 3: It was really weird, did they.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a really morbid video. This girl crashes her
car and she's like with her friend and she's they
were live streaming when it happened, and she goes like this,
there's the dead body on the ground and she's like, lol,
I've killed my friend. She's like off a nut and whatever.
That ship and girls take in LA all the time
to make themselves insane, and she's like she's just super
like unempathetic and completely in like this weird state of
shop and she just carries on live streaming.
Speaker 3: It's really weird and morbid.
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, someone did it man like twet, which has
gone when twitch goes too far, wasn't on twitch.
Speaker 3: It was Oh my god, it was her sisters.
Speaker 2: She says it's her sister, doesn't she But it's not.
Actually it's like her friend. She's like, this is my sister,
like homie sister.
Speaker 3: Woman livestream is drunk driving that kills sister.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe it was his sister. Then, yeah, it was
pretty crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, that that's pretty dark.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 5: I was actually flea metting my cats.
Speaker 3: Oh see, I told you it would be that taking
care of a pet.
Speaker 5: I was like very casually too. I was like, I
still have time, and I was like, oh, three thirty,
I can hop in at three thirty. That's a little early.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, fuck, it's because I've been
messaging you all week about the charity thing, which is
at four. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think I loved those.
Speaker 2: I've discompopulated yours. I walked your fragile little mind with
pretty fragile. Oh well you're here now, yay.
Speaker 3: Gradually you made it. You're alive.
Speaker 2: I was legitimently afraid that you would be dead, because.
Speaker 5: Brad, I'm gonna I'm gonna d m you my actual
digits because I always have my throat.
Speaker 2: That was the other thing I was like, nobody really
knows anyone that knows Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Well do we know? Do we know anyone that actually
knows her in real life or has her phone number? No? No, okay,
so she could be dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess we'll never know a long time. All right,
I will add you on WhatsApp. I don't have what
to have I saw.
Speaker 5: I don't yet on this one, but I will. Sorry, guys, Okay,
so we should play games because it's fine everyone.
Speaker 2: We made it to the stream.
Speaker 7: So, Brad, I just got one in five people in
the UK have a zombie armageddon plan.
Speaker 2: Can you confirm this? Well, yeah, man, haven't you I
have I have a I have got my plan set.
I talk about it all the time. Kill Emma, kill
the dog straight away. I can't suffer no, no, no, wrong, woman,
no no, you have you have to kill any last
part of you that can feel love, compassion or empathy
with your fellow man. Right, So you have to kill
the ones that you love the most. So I have
to kill Emma, and I have to kill my dog,
but also my dog would be like, Ma, I remember
every zombie and ship that would draw them to me.
Can't have that. He's got to die. I don't want
to kill him, but he's got to die. Emma diabetes,
I can't be dealing with that. I can't manually make insulin.
She's just going to slow me down. I can't deal
with that. It's really dark to we don't We don't
have too many guns in this country. I don't really
know where they store them. So I think I'd probably
hit up like mechanics or something and go go look
for some like crow bars.
Speaker 3: Poles.
Speaker 2: Iron poles are apparently like the best weapon you can
get against zombies. They don't run out of that. You
can just keep hitting zombies on the head.
Speaker 5: Never have to read that shit.
Speaker 3: And then think about blunt weapons. They can't get a dull, right.
Speaker 2: And I'd probably just stuck up and probably just find
some area where there's lots of like non perishables, and
then I'll go from there.
Speaker 3: You know, you never know where it can go from.
Speaker 1: There, And we go from there while he makes a
jerky out of Mlas's body.
Speaker 3: But I know my.
Speaker 2: First night, you know, like I know my first night
first night, kill the girlfriend, put her in the freezer,
hear her for later on.
Speaker 3: Why is it only one in five people? Why is
the rates lower than Where did this?
Speaker 2: Where did this come from?
Speaker 3: Well, Texas guns are legal.
Speaker 1: I feel like Texans at this point they have got
like dual machine guns and they're just waiting like somebody
near them coughs and the just in case.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, weird, very very weird. My plan is very similar,
except for the whole not knowing where to find guns part.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got the guns covered.
Speaker 3: Where he pulls back his green screen a full complement
of melee weapons as well. So I'll just I'll just
be set for days's.
Speaker 2: House is already the actual zombie like full that you need.
Speaker 3: Well, the best part is that I could go on
on Facebook or Twitter or whatever, and I have at
least five people I can contact that I know have
either access to underground bunkers, large stores of weapons, and
now I'm friends. I'm friends with a lot of paranoid people.
Speaker 2: On you though, That's the thing I mean, And you
trust them.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I could trust at least.
Speaker 1: Three of them'd be like John Good from part of
your Bitcoin Get.
Speaker 3: Yeah, use my one bitcoin. Oh yeah, Tuesday wasn't here
for that. I have one bitcoin that I forgot about.
Oh that's wonderful. It's worth twenty grand. If I can
never never saw that, if I could ever find that.
Speaker 5: Is priority number one in your life right now. I
don't even know why you're playing games.
Speaker 3: It was given. It's not she's not a real coin.
She's like drew it like foaming at the mountains. Listen, listen.
Not a physical coin. It's not going to roll away.
So someone gave me a bitcoin like six years ago. Yes,
except except I have no idea like how to sign
in or what account or website it's stored on god,
so I don't know how to get it. But he was.
He visited my stream the other day and someone made
a comment on the value of the bitcoin, and he's like, well, Jesse,
did you ever sell off the bitcoin I gave you?
And then immediate flashback to this day that he and
I was like, oh, yeah, that's right. As a joke,
back when bitcoins weren't worth anything. He tipped me a
bitcoin for services rendered like at our workplace. He like
pulled out his iPad and he was like, hey, check
this out. I can leave tips in bitcoin. Here. I
have a dollar and he gave me a freaking bitcoin,
and I don't know how to get it.
Speaker 5: R eventeen thousand dollars. You gotta figure this out.
Speaker 3: I would love to get it.
Speaker 1: There's there's a dude that accidentally threw away his laptop
recently with seventy five hundred bit coins on it, and
he is he is he's petitioning the city to like
call them to action to find the the laptop and the.
Speaker 3: Dumps that it was taken to. He is he not
able to like sign into or access that from some
other computer? No, I think, because there are like they're
not stored online. They are, but it's you get it.
Speaker 1: So you get a physical address, you get your wallet number,
and if you stored your wallet number on only that computer, then.
Speaker 5: That is three hundred million dollars.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like trying to get you know, it's like
losing your two factor authentication on discord.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Why, it's losing your your battle dotted, like losing your battle.
Speaker 3: Energy. Geez. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, what it's like the famous story that we always
we talk about it like every day on stream. Now
is the dude that the first purchase of bitcoin was
ten thousand to buy two pizzas, which, like in today's market,
that would be two hundred and fourteen million right now,
ten thousand bitcoin.
Speaker 3: The question is did the pizza place keep those two bitcoins? No? No,
it wasn't it was ten thousand. Oh yeah, okay, did
the pizza place keep I don't know? Who knows, right,
who knows?
Speaker 5: That's a lot of bitcoins are lost?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's yeah, like it's ninety percent of like
the first ten million bitcoins that were mined are lost
on a hard drive somewhere.
Speaker 5: This is stressing me.
Speaker 3: The hard life of a bitcoin minor. Yeah right, it's
a rough job. But tuesdays, got it. You guys want
to level up? Now, we should probably do that thing. Huh,
let's do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys have level six at the end of
the last session, podcham so in your character sheets, you
can knock up the level class and level at the top.
Put that out to six if especially if you're a
spell cast, and make sure you do that, yeah, because
that'll that will bump up all your proficiencies and things. Well,
I think actually is five is five to six the proficiency.
Speaker 3: We gained our proficiency level five. Yeah, and the next
increases level nine Tenially, don't roll your don't roll your
had dice for health. By the way, it's not accurate.
Speaker 1: Oh no, wait it is actually because it's plus constitution
right yeah, yeah, actually no, no, that's smart.
Speaker 3: It's the same role I forgot that took care of
the constitution.
Speaker 2: You only get one though, so you get the six.
Speaker 3: Okay, coolie that max HP bonus. Yeah right, geez.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tuesday, if you want to roll a hit die,
you'll get your permanent HP boost. We'll do this that
we did this last time, in that I let the
rest of you do what you want and I'll just
hold Tuesday's hand for it. Because she's the newest one.
Tuesday acts as the.
Speaker 5: Chat have the memory of a goldfish.
Speaker 3: That crip fail HP. That was a terrible That was bad.
It's still four though. It's not bad. It's because we're
leveling up in shallow sky, and it's because she has
insane constitutions. She gets that guaranteed three. Baby. I forget
sometimes she's I forget sometimes that she's a tank. Well,
I have forty six health, so I don't know how.
Speaker 2: Much every one three now and she actually rolled slightly
better on that she might have had more than Yeah,
I'm currently at fifty two.
Speaker 3: Do I get you must be nice?
Speaker 2: Is that fifty two at level five or fifty two
at level six?
Speaker 4: Level six?
Speaker 3: Fifty fifty two at level five would be insane. At
level six, it's still not bad more.
Speaker 2: The dwarfs strength. So every level I get a plus one?
Speaker 3: Hey, uh, Jesse or Brad.
Speaker 1: When you level up as a non wizard with it said,
your spells known goes up?
Speaker 3: Do I just choose another spell to know? Pretty sure? Yeah?
You get one? Yeah if you If you're a prepared
spell caster, then you change the each day. If you're
not a prepared caster, if then you just pick one.
You can also relearn any one spell from a previous level. Yeah, okay,
okay you can, so you can swap one out and
you can add one new one. Yeah okay, cool, thank you?
Speaker 2: Well do that?
Speaker 3: Oh, speaking of spell I forgot I have an extra
spell from my monster Slayer subclass. Of course you did.
Speaker 2: I have a spell I have to keep just for
this damn group called not that I've ever invite, but
revivifire has it cost to it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Which was the first order of the day, we need
to find diamonds worth three hundred gold if you jackets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, unfortunately the last diamond is going with cran. Wait
a second, what's her face? She never actually took the
diamonds from a during the ritual, did she?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Or no? I think she did. She she took the
binding dust, and she took one point like one personal
item of value. But she if she If she didn't,
then we assume that she were just read. She definitely
has the diamonds.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, it's just a Brad didn't say it, but
there was a point where she just pocketed a couple
of diamonds in that scene.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So everyone go in your in your player's handbook, you'll
have whatever you get a level six for you Tuesday.
You get expertise, so you get to choose two more
of your proficiencies or your skill with like thieves, tools
or whatever else your other one and you can you
can you can bump it up double proficiency, get expertise
in it. So for you, if I'm going I'm just
going to transfer you over here. Remember here next level,
it says at the bottom there you've got normal normal
And then in perception and stealth. You have expertise? Oh yeah,
you can choose two more to be an expert in.
You can flick between core and look at what you've
got going on. So the ones which are ticked you
can have two more expertise.
Speaker 5: In nice and I cannot up the ones that I have.
It is adding additional ones?
Speaker 2: Correct, Yeah, no, those two are already done, all right.
Speaker 3: Can imagine if you could stack it on the same
one twice, getting like a plus nine or something to the.
Speaker 2: Highest at the moment is a plus ten to stealth.
Do any want beat a ten in anything?
Speaker 5: I often fail at athletics because I put it all
into acrobatics. So I think I'll grab athletics and in
this case, do I just check it?
Speaker 2: What skills do you have expertise in?
Speaker 3: No, you can only pick the ones that you've.
Speaker 5: Ticked stealth and oh sorry, So do pick the ones
that I've ticked and add to them, but do not
add to the ones that have expertise.
Speaker 3: Gotch?
Speaker 2: You you're going from expert gotcha?
Speaker 5: Okay, let's see the way you saw that she.
Speaker 2: Was next to spells. It's a little cog.
Speaker 3: Now, boys, we're good, nice, We're all good, but don't
forget the thing. Jay, I will message you the thing.
Oh yes, you forgot I forget that. Oh oh is
this that what I can and can't do? Or no, no,
this is the other thing. Oh okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 7: I love level four spells one. It's called divination. I
can ask the d M any question pretty much, you know,
with it a certain thing, and they'll answer it truthfully.
I was like, Brad will answer any question we ask anyway, truthfully.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: One of the weaknesses of this enemy.
Speaker 2: Actually I'm a nice guy DM. It's really that. That's
what the for like the hardcore D and D games.
But yeah, okay, these level four spells on the clare
kind of blow.
Speaker 3: Not gonna lie. Well, you don't have to take a level.
You don't have to take the level four.
Speaker 2: You could take another level three and have a level
full slot and you can just like.
Speaker 1: Man, next level, I get banishment, polymorph or dimension door mm.
Speaker 2: Hmmm, I got yeah, No, the ones I'm looking Banishment
is ridiculously annoying.
Speaker 5: I think I'll go deception and persuasion for expertise. So
go to the COG and flip them over to expertise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just click them up.
Speaker 7: Yes, vanishment oh yeah, control water yeah, I remember.
Speaker 1: That right, persuasion nice, okay, okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: All right, anyone else need any stuff?
Speaker 3: What did you get?
Speaker 2: Connor you get? Do you get an ability score? Improvement
as a fire at six? I can I either take
the ability score or the feet Yeah you didn't cross
by XP?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, which to industrial because of guns were allowing for
gone smith x.
Speaker 3: X already because he's insane. That's what I'm good. Actually,
remind me, well, you what it does. He doesn't have
to deal with cover bonuses.
Speaker 2: Sharp shooter ignorance, remember shop shoot Yeah, covered, and he
gets the same minus five plus ten thing that I
have with my sword.
Speaker 3: You know. The sad part is I'm looking at ranger
like max level stuff like high end, and most of
it is like geared around ranged weapons. I'm kind of
wishing I had gone the I didn't want to be
too redundant with Carlias, so I started like specking him
and taking like melee feats and stuff like that. But
looking at my late game, spells like he gets one
where he can just fire continuously and like never have
to reload an attack like four times per turn, so
it gets insane if I go into like sharpshooter stuff.
Speaker 5: So under my hip dice it says total six and
then zero hit dice and I clicked that to rock.
Did that impact my role? Or is that normal?
Speaker 2: I didn't actually have any idea what you just said there.
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry, yeah. In the hit dice box it says
I have six total, but I have zero currently. Would
that have affected my role? Or is that normal that
I only have no?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: We just that's just too that's how many you have,
and for that you all have full hit dye.
Speaker 5: By the way, is that five or total total six?
Speaker 3: Okay, so.
Speaker 2: Your hip die is just essentially rest healing, standard healing
that you can do. So when you take a short rest,
you can use a couple of hit dye to just
restore some HP without it being like, oh I chugged
a post or I took a healing spell and they
just get reduced. And when you're playing like a really
long session or you're doing a lot of traveling or
something where you don't do a lot of resting, generally
you take.
Speaker 3: You will use all of your hit die up and
then you get none left.
Speaker 2: You're down to potions and healing spells, and then when
you're out of all of that, you're starting to struggle.
So then you do a long rest and you regain
half of your hit die back. But it has been
a week since in game, since we last saw you,
so you've got all your hit die because you've had
like seven long rests. It's just it's been nothing but
just a hyper long rest.
Speaker 3: Really Paraalias and Raja shaking off their comas.
Speaker 1: Yeah pretty, oh yeah, because so you guys aren't exhausted anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, otherwise we'd have that minus four minus three have
to deal with.
Speaker 2: Right, is every one leveled up?
Speaker 5: Yes? So I apped my head points and I did
those two things and expertise.
Speaker 2: I'm good cool, All right, well, why don't we take
an early break and then when we come back, we'll
just jump in. Okay, all right, chapter twenty two.
Speaker 1: We'll be back three to five. Thanks for watching everyone, boew.
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Speaker 2: Welcome back everybody to Dust Veil, chapter twenty two.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: Absolutely probably two little ducks Order twos twenty two, Chapter
twenty two. So it's been a week straight in been
a week since we last saw you all. Pretty much
you've spent your time on the Chancellor's coin at the
mince Drall's Chalice. In terms of just the rooms have
been paid for. It's going to have taken like the
entire week basically up until today for Raja and Carlias
to begin filling themselves again, because.
Speaker 3: They were dead and now they're not.
Speaker 2: And we can imagine that you've basically caught them up
on everything that's happened. If there's any specific things that
you don't want to have told them, then let it
be known, or else we just assume that they know everything.
Vassilius will have already have departed for klipp Export to
claim his reward from Miami Blossom for no reason other
than this is like one of those mid season firings
that happened when the actor has done something dodgy. That's
what happened. We had to fire the Vasilius.
Speaker 3: Actor Vassilia's before eating. Yeah, I would have asked Carlias
if he's ever heard of a guy named Solomon? Mm hmmm.
Speaker 4: What would Carlias have known?
Speaker 10: So?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: You tell me, did you if you picked up anything
on Solomon? You you definitely don't know a guy called
unless you know some bumb from Oak Roost Peak or
wherever you're from called Solomon. You don't know the Solomon.
Then Vasilius would have been told.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, So basically Vasilius would let Carlius know that
the person who resurrected them had some sort of a
secret meeting mm hmm with someone named Solomon, and it
didn't look right. I think that's about the only thing
he would share solely with Carlias. And that's it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So then you have the new you're under, the
new bearer of the information of Solomon that Vasilius had.
The Chancellor herself will have been mostly out of slate
this week. I don't think you would have seen her again, okay,
though her Goliath knights Frelk, Tolgar, and Mogan will have
probably been checking on you sort of relatively infrequently, like
you might have seen them once or twice, just badgering
you to prepare and leave the town on the quest
that the Chancellor gave you, which was to investigate the
settlement of Zafari about a day's march east of Shallow Scar.
March is a keyword there by the way, okay, to
investigate the effects of the suspicious sandstorm that was reported
in the area, as well as the whereabouts of the
two sand walkers who she sent previously. She sort of
pre hired Raja, really and all of you came as
like a package deal with Raja again. Yeah, is an
extremely valuable commodity for this kind of a quest, So
she's sort of as part of the resurrection cost. She's
sort of pret hired Rajah and you guys to deal
with this though, you know, you guys need to needed
to heal. Let's do some dice rolls first of all, actually,
has anybody like have you all just been eating and
drinking normally throughout the week? Probably, Yeah, i'd be.
Speaker 3: I'd be a little more frugal than than normally or
than normal. Rather, i'd probably be cutting it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that always eats like a bird.
Speaker 3: That means I get it. It means she eats very
doesn't need a lot chewing up the food and fitting
it into your mouth.
Speaker 4: Or whatever.
Speaker 3: Like birds do.
Speaker 5: Doesn't eat much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so let's have a look real quick.
Speaker 2: I think I've got some upkeep ship that we can
throw it in and do this too much anymore? Used
to be how I run D and D all the time.
The lifestyle expenses, so like modestly, poorly or comfortably? Would
you say, each of you, one by one modest poorly,
modest poor.
Speaker 3: Calias. We'll put it this way.
Speaker 2: If it's if you've lived modestly, remove seven gold pieces.
If you've lived poorly remove.
Speaker 3: Do we even have money?
Speaker 2: So this is what I wanted to ask to one
gold piece and one and four silver pieces?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 5: Remember that one hundred and sixty five gold that I
keep mentioning that I have. Do I really not have that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: We spent it all like okay, so I literally we
just don't have gold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, I would probably well, I mean we have
rations and such. So yeah, we have like eighty rations,
don't we in a finch like you.
Speaker 3: Can go into your dungeon pack because we all start
with ten rations, although I don't know if we ate
them at some previous point. We have four day rations
the only so we bought.
Speaker 1: It was something like fifty ish rations and we combined
all of ours.
Speaker 5: Ye oh yeah right, and we used them.
Speaker 1: We only consumed like I think a day's worth of rations,
which would have equaled out to about ten total for
all of us because it was like three day Yeah, ok, yeah.
Speaker 3: All we did spend all our money, but we spent
it on food. So we're not going to start the
seven gold deducting. Is that cost of like rent and
food or is that just food? Rent is on the
it's just food and little bits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but just basically seven gold if you wanted to
if you want to have lived nicely, Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I probably would have just yeah, it would
have been one gold. Yeah, wrong, character one gold.
Speaker 7: I'm probably the whole time, I was probably just trying
to like flirt with single women to get food because
I have no money.
Speaker 3: I was probably just conning people for food.
Speaker 5: Somebody's gonna have to front mine because I am at
zerious for.
Speaker 3: The for the first two days, or I'd say Raja
was probably just taking it easy, but after that he's
like he's going out in like harvesting roots and cactus
and berries and stuff and whatever you can find. That's
just how he is even sell some chazzy yeah, selling
his chazzy Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ditch one gold full silver then for that.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's the what's the conversion rate? Silver is ten
gold or ten or yeah? One gold is ten silvers, right, okay?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Brad, you want me to make some rolls to
see if I got some food because I literally am broke.
Speaker 2: If you've just not borrowed any money off of anybody
and you've been wandering around.
Speaker 3: Rajia will give seven gold to Lash.
Speaker 2: And that's the thing I imagine that Lash and between
you you have some money. I'll see if I can
conn my way. That's what I used to do anyway.
Speaker 3: So okay, well, if if you if you fail the role,
then Raja just gives. If if Lash is out going
to be stealing food and Arden is going to be
a charm food off people, Raja will just buy them
their food, which ironically will put me at zero gold.
But I have exactly the amount to cover it if
I go out of the farm berries for myself.
Speaker 2: Let's start with Arden since he's interesting. Oh, he's already
sort of touched on it. Have you spent more of
your time in the sort of residential upper class area,
the sort of business industrial business, train station area, the
middle class or in the slums in the industrial. Yeah,
in the nicer I'll use my.
Speaker 3: Where is it.
Speaker 7: I'll put on my signet ring, my duke signet ring,
and my set of fine clothes and create myself a
take a date, I do a forgery kit and make
myself a fake nobleman thing.
Speaker 3: All right, roll me a oh man, here we go.
Speaker 2: I barely looked at the Oh that's not good. Okay,
let's see yeah, let's grab Wait, I'm sorry, what.
Speaker 11: Was that role?
Speaker 5: It's never good when he references a table.
Speaker 2: No, because I have with them, which means some horrible naughty.
Speaker 3: Just came up with it.
Speaker 2: All right, there is a.
Speaker 3: There's a gnome.
Speaker 2: Who lives here in Shallow Scar.
Speaker 3: His name is.
Speaker 2: Zandrik, and you owe him five hundred gold pieces.
Speaker 3: Sounds about right, honestly, after a night of carousing in the.
Speaker 2: In the in the minstrel's chalice.
Speaker 7: I mean, in all fairness, it's probably less money than
than Vasilia owes this establishment after he fights out there.
Speaker 2: Well, what do you think happened with Xamreck that would
lead to you owing him a hundred five hundred.
Speaker 3: We were probably.
Speaker 7: We probably both got together to invest into a new
thing called or coins and the market just flopped.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's like too real for Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, is an orc coin miner a huge
portion of the mining system in Shallow Scar so he
has like like the entire workers Union of Dwarves behind
him and through some means, what did you do, like
purchase an orc coin?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe I just purchased or I purchased one orc
coin and I just haven't paid. I haven't bought it yet,
I haven't paid for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You probably just convinced him on like a crit twenty
roll the orc coin add to your inventory an orc coin.
Speaker 1: Watch this like eventually net a sixty thousand golds.
Speaker 4: For you.
Speaker 2: You have an orc coin, I actually have money. You
also owe Xandrich five hundred gold pieces and you probably
told him you'd pay him back like today or something.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 2: Well that's what happened with you. You met Xandrik who's
one of the huge influencers and owners of the mining
area here. He invests in this new form of money
called orc coins, and you bought one off him, or
you convinced him to give you one for now with
the with the intention of giving him five hundred gold
and then you probably just wandered.
Speaker 3: Off Arden style, and that is what has happened there.
Speaker 2: Uh, who's next here? How about? Well? In fact, Arden,
give me a beauty check before we leave you. Let's
do that, of course, nice looking?
Speaker 3: Can he fail? Can he fail? Lash?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 2: Give me two stealth checks and two deception checks to
cover your week of creeping around.
Speaker 3: And avoiding people.
Speaker 2: Speaking to people, convincing them that you are like harpies
Tommy Wiseau or Nata ken kup from the famed thief.
Can kup that you do one more deception check one
of those north Own can coup? I feel like you've
not really drawn any attention to yourself in a negative way.
The guards or anybody who's working on the Chancellor's pay
payroll haven't arrested you. You haven't been caught. You've been
sticking to your alleyways, and I guess Arden has at
least been providing you with a decent mask to wear.
Speaker 5: Thank goodness, a vender resort time we're here.
Speaker 3: Been walking around dressed as Tommy wiser Uh?
Speaker 2: You know what they say, love is blind?
Speaker 3: Getting fed up?
Speaker 2: With this world convincing everyone. Do you feel like you
spent spent more time in like this, the slums area,
the sort of like business area, or like the upper
class area, which is where you're living.
Speaker 5: Let's see, I'm trying to think when I used to
live here, I would have been in all of those areas.
Where in which part of town? And I would know this?
But I'll ask you as as the where would there
be outdoor food stands with like hot pies and all
kinds of like street.
Speaker 3: Food, slums and business district?
Speaker 5: So I would probably have been hanging out in the
business district.
Speaker 3: Give me a D eight, please, a man, pray for me,
boys pray for me? Yeah? Five?
Speaker 2: Okay, Uh, let's see here.
Speaker 5: Let's see.
Speaker 2: Let's say, have we not seen much of halflings?
Speaker 3: Give me a.
Speaker 5: Name for a half one.
Speaker 3: The internet?
Speaker 2: Oh first, Balbo, which is a.
Speaker 3: No from me?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is a porn star's name. It
would have been probably perfect.
Speaker 3: Let me go.
Speaker 2: That sounds suspicious. Hildeberg swift foot?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 3: Really, who is a.
Speaker 2: Local spellcaster fucking hates you?
Speaker 5: Hilderburgh does?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You think of any reason why that might have happened
over the last week.
Speaker 5: Well, Hildeberg swift Foot, who is a spellcaster, Yeah, probably
hates me because as Tommy wise, Oh, I was skalking
about and probably stealing things here and there, and I
tried to yank a chain off her neck and she noticed, Yeah,
I think.
Speaker 2: You got caught. Local spellcaster caught you stealing.
Speaker 5: From it was like a talisman, and I wanted it
for necklaces.
Speaker 2: She has not already have enough necklaces.
Speaker 1: Last would you say she has a pendant for necklaces?
Speaker 3: Oh? Really, get out out, there's the door.
Speaker 2: Hildeburg swift Foot has the talisman of Love because it's blind.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you saw it.
Speaker 2: You tried to steal it from her, but she sort
of saw. She's one of the only people that saw
straight through you, even though it was a physical mask
on you. She looked at you and was like, hey,
well you weren't so much makeup for and you were like, oh,
you had like one hand on the talisman.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 2: Probably, Like there was probably a moment where you were
in the middle of this business district outside of like
a hot dog stand, and then suddenly all these fireworks
went off, all this magic was cast, and lash was
suddenly dipping down alleyways, avoiding magic missiles and burning window
sills as areas exploded.
Speaker 3: But she didn't draw attention to her guarding my feathers.
Speaker 5: This was one instance what she didn't.
Speaker 2: She didn't draw attention to herself as Lash, but she
did draw attention to herself as sort of Tommy Wiseau.
But you would assume that Hildeberg worked out who you were,
and you certainly made a foe out of Hildeberg's Who
is a little spellcaster and owner of the talisman of love?
Speaker 3: Boe of Lash knows Lash is a ken ku.
Speaker 6: Walter.
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 2: Have you spent more time in the slums area, the
sort of business area or the train station, or in
the upper class area of town.
Speaker 1: Probably the business area.
Speaker 3: Give me a D eight, then please hoimnoy.
Speaker 4: One D eight.
Speaker 3: Oh uh.
Speaker 2: At some point where you swore to complete a quest
on behalf of a temple or a gill? What temple
of I think you've visited and ended up getting embroiled
in a quest for them?
Speaker 3: What kind of guilds exist here in the business district?
Speaker 2: Probably it's probably a lot of merchants and those sorts
of like merchant guilds. There's a background, isn't there?
Speaker 1: So probably for the merchant guild then, yeah, like a trade,
like a bunch of traders.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know what?
Speaker 4: This is?
Speaker 3: What happened? Oh god? Okay, where is the rite squirrelled down? Oh?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: There is a a band of traveling wizards.
Speaker 13: Okay, always a bad start. Yeah, this can only go well,
who uh? Who were traveled out to Yellow Rock? Okay,
a little settlement way out.
Speaker 2: Out in ut in the desert, all the way out. Yeah,
I need you to deliver a scroll to them.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's uh. It's extremely important that you locate and
find the band of traveling wizards that's that traveled from
Shallow Scar too Yellow Rock.
Speaker 3: What is the scroll? Do I know what the scroll is?
Is it? Any good? Scroll?
Speaker 2: Is just a piece of parchment scroll rolled up with
a wax seal on it, and you have explicit instructions
not to open it, and they assure you that the
wizards will know.
Speaker 7: Why.
Speaker 3: Okay, yep, yep, that's fine.
Speaker 2: Why did you agree to this, Walter?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Why would I agree to such a thing?
Speaker 2: Do you drink?
Speaker 3: I do now?
Speaker 2: Because that's the only reason I ever get involved in stuff.
I've been in a relationship with them for years now.
Speaker 3: Over an accident, okay, all right.
Speaker 2: Or maybe you walked in and walked out with this
quest and you feel beholden to do it. I'm happy
to just let that be the case, because you are
with wizards, all right.
Speaker 3: I owe a scrawl.
Speaker 2: Gotcha a scroll to a band of traveling wizards who
wander out in the waste between Shallow Scar and Yellow Rock.
Speaker 3: If you don't find them, they'll find you. Oh okay,
that's perfect. Then all right.
Speaker 2: I was wandering around out and you probably went in
their bottle of rum in one hand and said, oh,
I'm going that way, safari, and they said, well, perfect
is this scroll? Deliver it and we'll give you a
very special item.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm down, I'm down, all right.
Speaker 2: That's that's what it was.
Speaker 3: That was the agreement.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm okay, I'm okay. As long as I get
something good, we're good. So just dimensioned door constantly a
couple times a day.
Speaker 2: Traveling Wizards deliver scroll give special item notes like this,
because in two four weeks, when we finally get back
for another episode, I forget what it will means.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: Now, lash no that Carlayas and Raja, you've been fucked
up for a week, But I feel like you're not
so fucked up that you can't move around town. Up
to you, if you want to have just been laid
up for a week, you can be. Or if you're
wandering around town for a whole week, then we'll see
if anything happened to you. It's up to you, guys,
how you spent your week.
Speaker 3: Pretty much, if we're going by the typical rule of
like exhaustion after resurrect then I feel like Raja would
have laid up for two days to reduce those penalties.
And then after you were.
Speaker 2: Bedridden for at least like a day or two definitely.
Speaker 3: So he would wait two days or whatever till he
could comfortably walk again. And then after that he's not
really spending much time in town. He's just going out
into the nearby brush and whatnot and just farming, food,
scouting and getting the lay of the land, because I've
got the whole, like one of my abilities is like
familiarity with the local land and whatnot, So he's establishing
that pretty much.
Speaker 2: All right in that case, m.
Speaker 3: Give me and also scavenging food so he doesn't have
to pay for it. Good co.
Speaker 2: Yeah, give me these six.
Speaker 3: We're so far from the main quest at this point.
It's great. There's the main quest. There's not just resing
our people.
Speaker 2: About the main quest.
Speaker 3: Don't you worry about it? Well, you just told I
mean you just gave j a item to deliver that
he's not allowed to open. It's literally the main quest
all over it. Uh. Three.
Speaker 2: Out in the when you're wandering around not too far
from town, you will have met another sandwalker whose name
is perfect. Here we go is perfect. His name is Pilogrim.
Pilogrim this is a perfect name for Pilogrim is from.
Speaker 3: Settlement way way way out in the north near oat Wrist,
which is called Fleet Fleetthole, from fleethole, fleethole. Now, he.
Speaker 2: Took a disliking to you for some reason.
Speaker 3: Why do you think that was? We probably argued over
ownership of a particularly rare cactus.
Speaker 2: Absolutely Chassi cactus.
Speaker 3: He was trying, he was trying to obtain Chassi and
Raja told him he was doing it wrong. If you
just talk to them sometimes they'll just hand it over.
Speaker 2: I know this from experience.
Speaker 3: And the other guy didn't like having a sandwalker talked
down to him about how to do his job. Yeah,
so who got the who got the cactus? In the end? Uh?
I mean, I don't think I would fight him for it,
So if he's insistent, he can have it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Pilgrim, a Sandwalker, dislikes Rajah over a dispute for a
chassy cactus drug fight.
Speaker 3: It was a drug fighter. Cocaine, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine. Does
this friends? Okay?
Speaker 2: All right, so Pilgrim's out there. He didn't like you
very much.
Speaker 3: On the other hand, I know he's farming illegal drugs's
farming legal drugs, or he's taking them and going slowly.
Speaker 2: More and more crazy and insane and becoming a full
blown psycho path in the deserts hutting people down.
Speaker 1: There are going to the desert nobles that we've fucked.
Speaker 3: As long as he doesn't form up with Wilfrid, they're
going to start like an evil villain. Threw Wilfrid. He
jumped off the train of the cord. He helps Wilfrid.
Speaker 2: Well for the France, It's cool with you guys.
Speaker 5: He's he's going.
Speaker 2: To come in as like an epic NPC that's on
your side at some point. I'm just worried we'll come
in and save you, like a fucking random summer, Like.
Speaker 3: If we fight a giant sand hydras, he can show
up and help us out. Show up. He's he's like,
he's like a yeah, a summon, that's what he is.
He's a late game summon. He's a late game. So
he's like, yeah, uh, Carlias, what.
Speaker 2: Do you think you've done over the week?
Speaker 3: Anything in particular?
Speaker 4: I think like a couple of days to brust up,
and then the rest of the week just practice his
aim again, because he's been up for a little while,
probably like find a.
Speaker 2: Probably closer to the mine, but a little bit secluded.
Speaker 3: Who did he accidentally shoot?
Speaker 1: Yeah, here we go, roll me at the Oh god,
you accidentally shot the chancellor.
Speaker 3: She is that's where she's been this week? Ye four?
Uh yeah, all right, this one of all of them.
This is the most part.
Speaker 2: But you were definitely banned from a tavern down there.
Oh wait, you're you're banned from the Broken Hammer, which
is that? Oh no, you said you were in the
industrial district. Yeah, closer to the mine, all right, in
that case, there is a there is a tavern down
there which is called the uh, the Emerald pick Axe.
Speaker 3: Okay, the Emerald pick.
Speaker 2: Axe, And if you ever go anywhere near it again,
they're going to cut your hands off. Yeah, I would say,
at like, maybe on your first day, you took a
shake he like, still exhausted at disadvantage role, shot at
like a tin can and it just fucking missed. You
heard a smash of a window and a scream, and
all these like miners came out with their pick axes
and shovels and stuff and just looked straight at you.
And by the end of the day, the best thing
that came out of it is that you were You
were banned from being anywhere near the Emerald pick Axe.
Carlias band goes near it, instantly loses hands.
Speaker 3: It's actually owned by a wizard who has placed an
a chantment there will slice your hands off from.
Speaker 2: It's owned by Hildeberg swift foot slicing local spell caster.
Speaker 3: Of love.
Speaker 2: Not too bad, not too bad really, considering how the
others kind of went right, well, that sums up how
your weeks went. Other than that, I would say you
just wandered around town probably kept your heads down a
little bit because you are like still vaguely wanted from
various different sources.
Speaker 3: You don't want to be.
Speaker 2: Rattling too many cages because there's still an ancient dragon.
Speaker 3: That hates you. Thanks for the reminder, and well there's
a lot of people that hate you. Now you've gained
a few more enies. The best part is, I mean
they filled Russia in and told him that what's his
face was the dragon and he probably had a it
was him. It's like, I want to go talk to him.
Russia was dead when that all occurred. Yeah, well, if
you said he hates us, he'd have been like, he
doesn't hate me. I was dead.
Speaker 2: You can't, yeah you Yeah, you guys are always free
to do various crazy things like go back and speak
to the ancient dragon who's a little crazy angry.
Speaker 5: Does have some of our money.
Speaker 3: He's got he's got some money for you and stuff.
Speaker 2: You guys love that still has all of the rings
of resistance that you won, right, She's never given them out.
She's just been holding onto this bag full of magic items.
Speaker 5: That basically a magpie I like shining.
Speaker 2: You probably you'll probably like open up lash's bag and
it's just a little nest of twigs and all this
random stuff stuck in it, like cigarette butts and rings
of resistance.
Speaker 7: Carlia got his because the guy came over to him.
You got yours, but then there was like, she's got four.
Speaker 3: I think right, I think he's got one for each
of our original crew because we rolled for them.
Speaker 2: But then they never never handed out, which is hysterical.
And yeah, so I'd say that that's pretty much how
your weeks went like. Other than that, it was pretty standard,
like you kept going in and out of the minstrel's chalice.
Speaker 3: The probably went Vacilius left.
Speaker 2: There was like a few odd questions that came at
him from the guy that was running the place, like
the of the Franz people. You said they were coming,
like thirty of them or whatever, and then they're asking
that probably happened right right when they were saying like
we need to collect the deposit.
Speaker 3: He would say, oh, perfect, they just arrived on the train.
I'll go get it. Then he just goes gets on
the train. It just gets on the train and leaves town.
The Cilias just pieced out on the bill and left
them and and because I think they never saw who
did they actually see go in undisguised They saw Gamil,
they saw Lash in disguise, They saw Vasilius only in
his disguised form and in his undisguised form. I don't
know if they're seeking like payment for the hotel rooms,
but the only one they probably be able to go
after his arden.
Speaker 2: Well they in just before the well, like the party
probably just arrive. But everybody who's in the rooms that
you each have your own room anyway. Now it's all
just been waved away by the chancellor sort of thing.
So even even if they want, the staff want to
question any of you over it, they probably won't because
you're protected. And so they haven't really openly questioned anyone
other than maybe a few comments at Vasilius.
Speaker 3: When he was leaving, like what's going on with that?
Speaker 2: And he was like, yeah, I'm just gonna guns and
then was gone forever. Well maybe forever, I don't know.
Maybe he'll come back as a late game summon.
Speaker 3: Lake game smon from Iran Kran.
Speaker 2: Comes back as the late game summon. So on the
morning of the seventh day, eighth day since you were resurrected,
I would say that you're all you're all full health,
you will have your full compliment of spells, and you
all have maximum hit dice. You have the quest to
go and see the wizards who are traveling out, wandering
band of trading wizards traveling around, and the quest to
go to Safari.
Speaker 3: I think also you.
Speaker 2: Wanted vengeance and we're just going to go and murder
some undeads because Raja's probably got his spidery sense all
week has been pinging at him from various locations in town,
from these two figures which seem to be maneuvering around
the town, and then there's also these I would say,
you probably get like some every now and then they'll
be like, no, there's no activity up in the kettle pits,
which is where Lash's gang used to hang out. And
then sometimes there's loads of activity from undead creatures and yeah,
you've got like that supernatural thing that they use that
makes a weird noise goes off in your head.
Speaker 3: I've also he's also got it detects fiends now, so
that like at some point he's going to notice well
if that or anything else looking button nearby, as well
as the undeads.
Speaker 2: That's essentially what I'm accounting for now, is that it's
going off like crazy sometimes in that it's sometimes it's
an undead. You've definitely got a sense of undead. There's
two undeads which are wandering around town every now and then.
They seem to be more active at night. And then
you've got one undead that comes from the mountain side
which every now and then, to you is there a
lot more activity and seems to be fiendish in nature.
But you have already spoken to Lash at least and
maybe Vasilius briefly in that they encountered what sounds like
a bansheet and some shadow demons.
Speaker 3: So let's go back and fight it. Oh yeah, we're
not We're not leaving it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I just remember you expressing that you wanted vengeance.
Speaker 3: There you don't have.
Speaker 2: That is absolutely an optional fight, staying for the record
because he's already killed two characters, but.
Speaker 3: Raja will not leave town until he avenges string threat.
Speaker 1: It's it's yeah, I would be gung ho for killing
a monster as well. That's probably the whole.
Speaker 3: Thing I think.
Speaker 2: I think also though, although it's it is optional, the
when probably when Tolgar Morgan or Frelk came to see
you because you'd already mentioned it, or somebody had mentioned
to the chances that there were undead things up there.
They probably mentioned that if you want to go and
kill them, mister famous ghost hunter, then you can and
they'll they'll give you a little bit of money because
it's on the it's.
Speaker 3: It's doing favor for the town.
Speaker 2: So you probably you can probably get a few coin
out of out Frelk. I think Frelk is the head
head bodyguard. And just remind myself, it's Margan. The is
the middle, that's the head guy. It's Margan great Sword.
Speaker 3: Yeah, could I could I go back to them and
ask Mogan to instead of paying me for it, I
want to have my toll war silvered.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you can imagine that you did that
over the seven days and they said no, okay, they
just said, now it's just not a service that they're
able to provide. Maybe there's someone in town that can
do it, and you can find out the cop.
Speaker 3: I mean, not not directly from them, but like if
the Chancellor or someone else in the temple is capable
of it, getting a weapon that can actually harmon deads
would be really nice for a ghost hunter.
Speaker 2: I think the best thing that they would offer you,
because they're very sharp, is just a bag of gold
and you can spend it.
Speaker 3: On what you want. Okay, how much cold are we talking?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 5: Money?
Speaker 3: Then we would have some get a job done. I
would see where we go in the stores. Rajia didn't
even ask when they said money. He's like, he's a
not much of a negotiator, and b was gonna do
it anyway.
Speaker 1: So water Water and Raja would definitely be catching up
like all week two, and I'd probably be at the
bedside the entire time.
Speaker 2: Everyone roll me either a perception or an investigation check
just for the whole week.
Speaker 14: Oh nolady, Yeah, yeah, hey, Raja's back, Rasia, Raja and.
Speaker 2: Walter, you will you will have found throughout the week
in like maybe in one of the taverns each that
this also exists, which is another thing that exists in town.
It's very old, it's very like sun beaten. It looks
like it's been around for some time, maybe a year.
But yeah, just so that you're aware, this is another
thing that you guys found maybe tore down from a
noticeboard something down. But this is the sort of money
that they offer for rewards for people. The chancellor is
very rich. It's from a very ancient family. She's also
a chancellor and the archpriest of town, which means that
you get decent rewards for killing things on the chancellor's dime,
doing jobs for the chancellor, like going to Safari and stuff.
It usually pays very well. But also you know she's
she's sort of after lash and.
Speaker 3: There. Yeah, because it's been three weeks. But did did
the chancellor offers payment for going to Zafari or is
she just trying to force us into it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: She did, she said it was. She said to give
you two hundred and fifty gold pieces before you go
in two hundred and fifty gold when you return with
whatever information you find that will be useful about Safari.
And also if you find out any information on what
happened to the sand walkers, she'll give you even more gold. Okay, okay,
so five hundred gold for the Safari quest is and
then with a potential plus if you find any more information.
Speaker 3: And she said that the town like vanished or like
was swallowed by a sandstorm.
Speaker 2: Oh no, she didn't say anything. She just said that
there's reports reports that it's I wrote it down specifically,
and I'm glad I did.
Speaker 3: Normally normally I remember the stuff the next week.
Speaker 2: But she said there was reports of a wild sandstorm.
Speaker 3: And apparently, oh, yeah, the town has gone missing.
Speaker 2: Probably to you. To you, that would make you think
the town has vanished into the sands. To everyone else,
it would mean that everyone in the town has gone
miss and not that the actual structures have vanished, and like,
you know, so you'd probably interprate it differently.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so I guess like also during this week,
since Walter has been the one coming in to like
make sure Raja is not like passing out and dying,
he would have got him up to speed on the
fact that he has been hunting or stalking this sandston.
And also because we got attacked in the desert by it,
so it's not like he can keep it a secret anymore.
Like he kind of has to come clean and tell
Walter that he's been hunting a sand wraith that has
gone around and basically it is rumored to appear up
from the sand and like a giant wall of sand
surrounds entire towns, and when the sand wall comes down,
the town has just gone, all the people gone, everything gone,
no traces and sometimes like occasional wandering zombies and skeletons.
That's been like the last two years of Raja's life
have obsessively been tracking this thing. But after like a
six month span of not getting any clues or being
able to find it anywhere, he kind of gave up
and started taking other jobs just because he was running
out of money, And that's how he ended up meeting
the crew in the first place. And also he would
probably have a mentioned it, like some very emotional moment.
His hometown vanished to this thing too, and everyone that
he knows, so he has a personal vendetta against this
creature and wants to find it. He would he would
tell Walter that specifically and probably not mention it to
the others. Shit, okay, it only took us like thirty
five episodes, yeah, or to ever become relevant?
Speaker 1: Well, I guess, I mean, do you guys, do you
guess just want to decide here and now where we go?
Speaker 3: Do you guys want to go? Or we have an opinion?
As usual? I feel like I'd be pushing, like we
should just go get the just go get the the Yeah,
I agree, we can't leave that thing up there waiting
to kill someone else.
Speaker 2: And besides, it owes us blood. Do we happen to
have three hundred gold for a diamond, because it's a
lot cheaper for three hundred gold to bring you back immediately?
Then you know, do the whole banchie thing again.
Speaker 3: Well, bring us back, don't worry where I mean, if.
Speaker 1: We're not going to die again, we killed a banshee,
then then we get then we get the three hundred gold,
right we get we get more than that.
Speaker 3: So the chancellors loaded, but she didn't exactly give us
a price. And besides, it's the three lackeys that offered
us the reward, not her. I don't know if they
have the same budget, but nonetheless, it will be worth it.
Or we could go back to the Velvet Crown and
I could cut off the head of that what's what's
this name or the guy that was in charge that
took all of my money exactly to the.
Speaker 2: Tune of three hundred gold. But you guys said we
shouldn't go back to Sin River because not.
Speaker 5: To go back to Ston River. Why so everybody that
Lash told about. This is gone, but Lash and Strings
had a mission there. Uh, because I need to see
some wizards about a spell.
Speaker 3: Ah, what what kind of spell? I can do them?
Speaker 1: Sometimes when I I don't feel I can do this one?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 3: What's it called?
Speaker 5: I need to permanently alter my appearance.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just Gonna'm just gonna hold up the reward
poster and say, remember the East, she needs a different
faces like polymorph.
Speaker 5: I feel like when he busts that out, I definitely
there's like a visible flinch.
Speaker 2: And like, don't worry, I'm not gonna show what to Carlias.
Speaker 5: There are probably still some of those floating around.
Speaker 3: And I found one this week too. Don't worry. They
look really they look really old, like these were posted
a long time ago. I seriously doubt there's any bounty
hunters actively pursuing. And I'm kidding about Carlias. We already
had this conversation. But huh what huh is he in
the room? Did he walk in?
Speaker 2: My name and I walk in, You're probably all have
him breakfast or something like ye on breakfast that morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whenever he walks in, I'll just hold it up
and say this is still a thing, but it's old.
I really doubt there's any hunters actively tracking it right now.
Speaker 5: Walter said he just found one.
Speaker 3: They've probably been they've probably been stuck on that bulletin
board for a year. I was under a bunch of
other ones.
Speaker 2: Know any other bounty hunters that like, are very persistent.
Speaker 7: And.
Speaker 2: Your background gives you access to loads of bounty hunters, right.
Speaker 4: He gives me access to contacts and people like it
in the in the field.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I.
Speaker 2: Would imagine that you definitely know various bounty hunters. But
they take those, roll them up, shove them in a bag,
and then wander around, you know, like some actively look
for Marx after a year for a thousand gold. Probably
no one really like desperately hunting Lash anymore, assuming her
to be dead or completely gone maybe off continent. Lash
is very good at hiding. She's been avoiding bounty hunters
for a year.
Speaker 4: So I just turned back to the grip, like, well,
just hope that they're not persistent, and you should be fine.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they will recognize her.
Speaker 4: Sure there are some out there that are a little
bit kookie. You never know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's for the best.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just polymorph. I mean you just didn't you
once tell me that there's two polymorphs, the ones something temporary, right,
I think I don't know. I haven't I haven't studied
it yet.
Speaker 5: I think they called it true polymorph.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, that's I don't know. Does not many wizards
know how to do that spell in kana?
Speaker 2: Yes, you mean ourcona check mm hm.
Speaker 3: True polymorph? This is our folks. Can't be any different
to normal polymorph.
Speaker 2: Surely the same.
Speaker 3: Spell. It's okay, I mean, I'll be able to do
it soon. I'll just do it on you. Don't worry.
You wake up in the morning with a new body,
perfect but permanent, of course. But the wizards and they
don't know anything. They don't travel anywhere. Raja and I
we've been around the block. They were traveling. Walter is
really good at this stuff, amazing. Just take his word
for it, honest, look at me.
Speaker 1: I'll do like a cantrip is like the blue flame
kind of goes all over me again like obviously it now, Well.
Speaker 3: No, no, what do you need another level? It's practice.
I have to practice it. I don't I'm not experienced okay, well,
maybe those wizards let him, let him, let him practice
on lizards and rocks and stuff like that before we
do it on you. Last.
Speaker 5: I don't want to look like wizard.
Speaker 1: We should go kill this banshee and then maybe we'll
get some gold and we can learn spells. Seriously, guys,
Roger and I used to do this all the time.
Its Banshee's nothing. It's easy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, easy. By the way, she does need to die.
Here's arden.
Speaker 2: Yes, what he's talking probably to somebody else.
Speaker 3: Okay, now you can call over if you got a second.
Speaker 2: Yes, one moment, my dear Raja. Yes, you look different
when you're not dead. Raja. Wait one second, Raja, go
pick up that dinner for me.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, never mind. Just had to try.
Speaker 3: Because I don't even want to know what you guys
are doing to me while I was dead. There's a
spell that prevents all sound.
Speaker 2: And okay, do you do you know it?
Speaker 3: Or can you cast it?
Speaker 2: Let's see here, go into my notes, um off, drop
my head. No, but I might be able to figure
it out. It's probably as easy as.
Speaker 3: Yeah, easy off the top of my head. Yes, clerics
can learn silence.
Speaker 11: I mean yes, I could have it ready for you
after a rest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, practice it or get it ready when we fight
this thing. Here's the thing. Ben Roger's gonna pull out
his notebook and open up an incomplete page that says,
banshee but like the sketch is basically it's a horrible sketch.
It doesn't look anything like it. And then he's just
gonna turn the sketch around and like on his notes
on the side. So I've read about these, but I've
never actually found one in person. When you first start
fighting them, they scream, and survivors report that the scream
can shatter ear, drums, puncture like it hurts, It can
knock people unconscious or drive them insane. So when we
fight it, we want to do so in silence. If
you can learn that spell, killing this thing will be easy.
Plus I just want to see what it looks like.
Speaker 1: Wait, wouldn't silence wouldn't that that would make me useless?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I mean we wouldn't be able to
cast anything inside of it.
Speaker 3: I can I can hang back, we could just sit
there and shoot it most likely, or you can cast
your spells from further away or step out when it's
done streaming, or wait until I slice its tongue out
and then do whatever you need to do.
Speaker 7: But okay, I may I do a check to see
if would that silence theoretically work like that for the
with the banjie.
Speaker 3: Uh, you can give me.
Speaker 2: I guess a nature check it would maybe work.
Speaker 3: That's that's a weird check for that role. Yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 2: Nature is my Poka dex role as well for the
most part.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I could. I can learn it. So so
we did.
Speaker 1: He learns the spell, We we grab lunch, come back
in a couple of hours, and then we go kill
a banjie.
Speaker 3: Sounds like a plan. Yeah, Silence is a silence is
a spell that I have an option of learning as
a ranger. So I figure Raja would at least like
he would he would at least know something about the spell.
And it says that it just prevents I was thinking
of learning it myself. But it says any object or
creature entirely inside the sphere is immune to thunder damage,
and creatures are deafened while entirely inside it. So I
would imagine we can't hear the banshee screaming. I don't
know if that actually works that way, but real quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you need to be inside the twenty
foot radius when the wild goes off and.
Speaker 3: Does Rajah still have the piss blanket on him? Yeah,
that's I was actually gonna mention that at some point,
at some point during the week, he would have said,
why can't I sit up and like the poison blanket
is stuck to the bed, and he and Walter would
have to I feel like I feel like I would
I just assume that somebody dealt with Okay, I am
taking that blanket folded up. Yeah, well Walter wouldn't. Walter
wouldn't know what it is. Somewhere Walter and Roger both
wouldn't know what it is, because Walter would we would
discover it.
Speaker 5: Blanket.
Speaker 3: There has to have been. There has to have been
like an hour long sequence of Walter so let me
just let me pull that off and like trying to
pull it off Roja's back, and then his hand gets
stuck to it. He's taking poison damage file there and
then like the paper walks in and sees Roger, or
sees Walter like bent over Roger behind like yanking him. Yeah,
I think I think at some point you folded out.
You still have the item.
Speaker 2: We can assume that it's it's it's folded up and.
Speaker 3: I'm throwing it away his blanket into my sticky piss blanket. Rather,
he could shove that thing in the bench's mouth. Let's
see it trying to scream.
Speaker 1: Then we'll capture a banchie and just wrap her up
in it and smack her off the walls and ship. Yeah,
if only we had a barbarian, we would literally be
able to kill bosses by wrapping them minute and then
smashing it off the wall repeatedly until it's dead.
Speaker 2: If only you had a barbarian.
Speaker 3: I guess we take that. Do you get Do we
take a long rest here and just wait?
Speaker 2: Or well, you don't need to do like a little rest.
I mean you've had seven days to prepare for this,
so we consume that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, cool Roger could have just as easily told
Arden yesterday, Hey, get silence ready for two?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, it's it's whatever. At this point, you
guys can have been slowly coming up with this plan,
preparing to feel better or strong enough to go and
deal with the banshee and oh yeah, as you guys.
Speaker 4: Won whenever the group is all together. Uh, Carl Gonna.
So I got two things I want to ask you guys. One,
I'm going to lift up the orb that was the
original quest. What the hell do we do with this?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, we do still need to deliver that to
Crimson City.
Speaker 4: And Two, I don't know why, but uh, I have
this medallion. Any of you guys know a uh xercees
or something? Oh?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 4: Who on this medallion? It has two axes and and
dwarf and it says Jack Xerxes whorex looks like my
name or my surname, and Xerses is the rest of
the name.
Speaker 3: Alight inspect it? What language? Does a vision investigation?
Speaker 2: It's an old medallion that says direct xaxes on it.
Speaker 3: Nothing weird? Yeah, I've got nothing. Yeah, I have no idea.
Pretty mush. What was that you said? There was a
dwarf that would try with you guys shortly and died
in the cave. What was his last name? I don't Bill.
Speaker 2: I think it was Bill.
Speaker 3: Good name. It's a good name, really good name, Bill Strong,
Strong name Strong.
Speaker 2: Wait, there was another dwarf? They had another dwarf joined
the group. They said that, I mean, you would already
be aware.
Speaker 7: He just sort of I mean it was like a
temporary dwarf, you know, not had another dwarf joined the group.
Speaker 8: Temporary dwarf.
Speaker 11: I don't even know you people anymore. Man, he's dead.
I think he never came back. Which where is the lizard?
He's dead too?
Speaker 2: Isn't d.
Speaker 3: Have we not already established all this before him? I
don't think so. I don't think Bread already.
Speaker 2: Said that we unless unless you specifically kept any information back,
we can assume that you eat.
Speaker 3: I was gonna wonder, like, where's Arden right now?
Speaker 2: Mentally he's going off to his room.
Speaker 3: Like if I.
Speaker 5: Recall, doesn't that medallion someone a ball or some.
Speaker 2: That's a different like necklace he had, like another one
which was just a thing. There's there's some sort of
strange link somewhere between Carlias and Gamille, but.
Speaker 3: Due to ignorance, we may never find out what that is.
We can, you guys, like certain people in this group
having terrible memories.
Speaker 2: You guys, finish up your your breakfast, prepare your spells,
pack a bag, stretch out, and head on off towards
Lash's old nest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, I'll do it.
Speaker 2: Yep, we'll do that through town. Which route do you
take through town?
Speaker 3: Do you go through the slums?
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 3: For fear you can.
Speaker 2: You can go through the industrial district, the slums or
the business district to get there. I was just asking
which way you go?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's just innocently asking whichever way The emerald pick
axe is not anywhere, I'm.
Speaker 3: Assuming in the industrial so we go through the it's
in the business district.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the slums is the safest route town.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I'm glad.
Speaker 5: I'm glad I chose that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys head out through the across the train tracks.
Probably a few people saying that there ain't going to
be Nold trains for days are here because there ain't.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: And then I'd probably say Carlis is walking ahead of
the group a little bit like a has a little
bit of a grudge that the group would allow another
dwarf into the group.
Speaker 2: Incredibly, I didn't. I didn't realize that one of your
flaws is in and jealous.
Speaker 3: I didn't really.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you have two dwarves in a group,
it is just no, it's bad.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going with that dwarf berserker.
Speaker 2: Now you probably head past the broken hammer and peek
in the windows. As you do, there's those two characters
Johnny and scream yeah ye, still drinking satin their seats.
Speaker 3: And then you head out.
Speaker 2: Sort of out of shallow scar and up towards the
mountainous area, heading up for the direction that Lash is
directing you or Carlias is sort of like leading the
party defiantly and jealously. And then Lash do a left there,
a little right, just kind of heads up towards where
the kettle pits was lashes old hideout, and you come
to the cave entrance, an old dusty hole in the
side of the mountain that you may not notice were
you're not looking for it. Just inside there's a couple
of wooden platforms that suggests that somebody was once here.
Perhaps at first you might recog might expect it to
be like an old mine shaft, but there's no mining equipment,
no evidence of any old mind shaft. It just looks
like this was somebody's old home. A few ladders lead
further down into the actual sort of it's a mostly
naturally formed cave system which has been made to live
in for years and years and years and years up
until this year, when nobody lives in it. They are
dead in it. You guys going in? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you should be goshous. You gotta say the dwarf done here?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: String string.
Speaker 3: Also also the one that you were close to, the person,
the person you actually knew, and we're friends with ye
he died listen.
Speaker 4: Jealousy blind people, Okay, thinking, did that dwarf have a
gun as well?
Speaker 2: He a gunslanger probably had a conversation with the group
as well, where.
Speaker 3: They assured him that Gamille was an untalented, uninspired, boring
character and that no one, no decent person would ever
associate with him.
Speaker 4: How big was his massteps?
Speaker 3: How strong was he?
Speaker 1: Artist said he was ten feet tall?
Speaker 3: And tall dwarf that's said he was massive. I don't know.
I just got here. Oh he was a dwarf.
Speaker 2: I thought you, Oh yeah, it's ten feet tall.
Speaker 5: Anyway, have you ever had.
Speaker 2: And you never will need?
Speaker 3: Tod shorter than me, shorter than her? Yeah see, there
we go. It's fine.
Speaker 1: It's probably pad him on the back. It's okay, I
just got here. No other dwarf is better than you.
Speaker 3: Who's this guy? I've been dead for like three weeks.
How the hell do you know? Oh?
Speaker 4: You've been watching me?
Speaker 3: Do you know why I am?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, yes, no, yes, I mean I know you, but
I don't like my hands on you Walter's shoulder to
be like I love it when he gets like this.
Speaker 3: Let's go. I mean, uh you uh you guys, head
on ian oh slash.
Speaker 2: As you step in, you hear a familiar voice. Everybody
else is the voice just coming from deep within the tunnel,
somewhere further in. You hear the voice of your old
elder elder kesse A crying, and you hear the sobs
of the sort of low whales. This isn't a horrible,
horrific whale.
Speaker 3: You do hear it drift up through the tunnel, and
you hear her say, so you've come back.
Speaker 2: And who who would you say was closest to Strings
out of everybody else.
Speaker 3: Distance or closest friend like madly in love with her lash.
Speaker 2: You also hear Strings with a sort of strained voice
from further in say, don't don't do it, don't come what?
Speaker 5: Oh, guys, guys, I heard Cassie just like before, and
she's crying and that was a trick. But I also
hear strings. He said, don't come in.
Speaker 2: Well that's a sign I'm not going in.
Speaker 3: And I hear that you left us. You left us
in the fighting pits. You are not leaving me again.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not leaving us here.
Speaker 2: You know that just touched my heart if I had one.
Speaker 3: You're all really fucked up, man, Roger, Look, can quiet,
and I'm gonna do my sense and do my spider
sents and see how many like presences I can sense
in here of either an.
Speaker 2: Undead or fiendes Yeah. Uh, you immediately sense one undead
and one fiend from further in.
Speaker 5: Oh I can, I can. I can still hear them.
Speaker 2: Last you're the only one that can hear them, right,
I can lead them. Yeah, you said one of you.
Don't let this be another situation like in the cave
with the strings.
Speaker 5: No, Look, I'll just I'll be I'll sneak. I'll go first.
Speaker 3: What happened in the cave.
Speaker 4: Apparently there was someone I think his name was Billy
or something, I don't know. Strings can could hear him
and see him apparently, But.
Speaker 3: Sounds like you guys had quite the troubles while I
was gone, yeah.
Speaker 5: Wow, well no, Rajah knows they're here and I can
hear them. I'll go first.
Speaker 3: I can sense both of them. Yeah, I can't hear them,
but they're here.
Speaker 1: So real quick, Am I affected by any of this
ship in any way?
Speaker 3: What is your like?
Speaker 2: General, You're you're just you get possessed? Right, you don't
have liked sixth sense?
Speaker 1: No, no, but it's like definitely more sensitive to to
ghosts and ship.
Speaker 2: I would say you probably have like maybe this this
this cave leaves your your heads standing on end to
a degree, but the yeah, there's no, there's no direct
effect on you.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm I'm still staying like I'm I'm blast in
line no matter what I mean.
Speaker 2: You guys know there's a horrible under.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I just don't know.
Speaker 2: Nothing is directly happening to you.
Speaker 3: We made our plan to deal. You're currently not You're
currently not possessed.
Speaker 1: I just don't want that horrible, undead thing to enter me.
And oh yeah, I'm I'm as far back as possible.
Speaker 3: I'm letting them lead. Can Walter resist? Actually, Rush is
probably gonna ask him, like turn around and say it'sn't
gonna be a problem.
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 3: Never tried it? I guess we'll know. Well, I just
we'll do the questions after. He doesn't want to say
it in front of the rest of the group, and
I'm like thesilius. I can't just sit here and like
mind to people. So I actually have to be careful.
Speaker 5: Okay, Uh, here's what we do. Oh yeah, okay, we okay, Uh,
they will probably come to us. How about how about
you get in a position and then I'll make some noise.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I think this is a great idea.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna fall back with Walter. It might be better
for us to sneak.
Speaker 4: Up on them.
Speaker 5: But but they spoke that they know I'm here.
Speaker 3: You know, do they know I'm here?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You're not the only quiet person in this group.
Speaker 1: I want to prepare an action real quick, right, I
want to as soon as we engage, like just before
turn order starts. I'm twinning haste on Carlias and on Raja,
so they both get hasted.
Speaker 2: When you say just before the action starts that, how
do you know when the action is gonna start?
Speaker 1: Literally the second I hear like like swords clang, or
or there's a crazy banshee appearing in front of us,
Like as soon as one of them engage a banchie.
Speaker 3: Then you'd have to roll initiative.
Speaker 1: That's cool, not because you can ready, you can ready
the action beforehand. Yeah, and that's fine. You guys are
gut in like hyper prepared. So I feel like it's fair.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'll say to Arden, you've got that spell
ready right, because it's horrible.
Speaker 3: So who are you?
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna be asking our new friend, Walter.
Speaker 3: I used to be with Raja. We used to hunt
these things together.
Speaker 2: Ah, okay, why are you here? When did you join
the group?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: I'm here because I used to be with Raja. We
used to hunt these things together.
Speaker 2: I feel like i've met you before.
Speaker 3: What you have? Yeah?
Speaker 1: A week ago, Oh when I brought Raja, or when
I came we talked about Raja.
Speaker 3: Oh he told me to find you.
Speaker 5: Did Are you feeling okay?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure you'll be a wonderful asset on the team.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna slap him on the back.
Speaker 2: Let's go kill some bad things, all right?
Speaker 3: How are you approaching this? I have a kid the
way the you guys just heading in cautiously, So I'm
going to.
Speaker 5: Head in first as stealth as I can be, and
my plan is to then call to casse as if
I believe that it's Cassie.
Speaker 2: All right, give me a stealth check. Okay, are you
pushing all the way into the cave system where you
guys encountered her before.
Speaker 5: I'd like to just go into the initial room and
see if we can lure them to us, all right,
since they're probably bored, and then we're all.
Speaker 2: In the drag y'all over here back into this snap,
so feel free to move yourselves back around from the
entrance way down and around into that.
Speaker 3: Main room probably prepared here. The closer you get to
the or the further you move in lash, the.
Speaker 2: The more obvious the crying is. And it's sort of
like wild crying. Every now and then it's like a
like a screech, like a like she's insane, as opposed
to it being like actually sad. She's just sort of
sobbing and crying, and then she just lets out like
a wild screech. And for you, it's as loud as
it could possibly be in this very dark and quiet
case system.
Speaker 3: No one else heres the thing, no one else hears it.
It's just sort of hyper tuned into you.
Speaker 2: It would seem insane to you that nobody can hear it,
because it sounds like it's echoing off the walls, even
though it's only you that seems to notice it. I
think it's really loud.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'm gonna place down a torch here right
where I am, if you can throw a light on there.
And then I was going to place down another torch
down here, if you can throw a light on that too.
Speaker 3: I literally can't see anything on the whole map. Oh really,
I'll turn my own token. Well, yeah, that's why I
was throwing down light so that we could all see. Yeah. Well,
I mean we headed out in the middle of the day,
didn't we. I mean we're standing right inside the cave.
It shouldn't be pitch black.
Speaker 4: Well it is.
Speaker 2: You are inside the cave. The only area that has
light is all the way up in the entrance way.
And then you go, you climb down into this place.
This is a thieves hideout first and foremost right.
Speaker 5: So as I don't hear strings anymore, I just hear
Cassie she's really loud.
Speaker 3: Where did you encounter her exactly last time? So if
it's if it's the dark, I'm gonna have to like
light my lantern and be carrying it with me.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Let me give you power over these torches.
Speaker 3: Yea, you can you want? All right?
Speaker 2: So you guys should all be able to see this light.
Speaker 3: Yeah, from the torches, I can see.
Speaker 5: Okay. If everyone's ready, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna walk up to fairlight. Mister raja uh is a
banjie undead? Yes, okay, good to know.
Speaker 3: Tell me spirit returned from someone that.
Speaker 2: Was offended in life.
Speaker 5: Tell me when you're ready it, and I'll yell.
Speaker 1: I think I think we're ready. Yeah, I think we're good.
Speaker 3: Everybody ready, I guess. So the moment anything walks in here,
you put that silence dome down around us.
Speaker 2: As soon as I see the banjie thing, I will
as soon as you hear it, as soon as I
hear the whatever. Yes, are you.
Speaker 3: Ready to go?
Speaker 5: And everyone says that that they're ready, I'm just at
the top of my lung's gonna scream. Causs it.
Speaker 3: I'm here.
Speaker 5: It's flash.
Speaker 2: The crying immediately stops from from your your own perception,
you just suddenly no longer hear any crying. And then
from the wall in front of you, towards the south
of the room, the sort of sandstone that makes up
this wall kind of begins to vibrate and shimmer and shake,
and then this sort of hand starts to appear through
the through the wall, and then a beak as this vision,
this creature starts to appear once again. I think as
soon as you see this beak and this face and
these these horrible rotten kind of this it's a ken ku,
but it has like this rotten flesh and these ald
like half of the feathers a missing. You can see
the horrible rotten flesh, sallowed and white underneath very pale.
I'm nudging these like these like ripped clothes hanging down
eyas only on lash, fixated on lash. She sort of
appears in front of you, and everybody's spells go off
at once as the thing opens its beak and begins
to screech at you from the other side of the wall.
But that's where we're gonna go to our break first,
and when we return, it's all gonna kick off, yes, right,
So this fucking goddamn banshee, fucking beaked elder Cassie looking
thing through the wall, outstretched claw, hand, rotten flesh, face,
and beak opens its mouth and begins to let our
wail at the exact same time Walter does his ready
to action.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 1: They're both They're both hasted, Carlias and Raja. I twinned
it twined taste, and I'm now concentrating the effect on
both of them.
Speaker 3: Okay, I can't spell, just so you know, Raja, well
you need to remember that. Yeah, I'm just leidding, you know. Well,
I'm making sure that you remember it. I just had
the windows. It would be a shame if Jay were
to forget about it. Just leave the spell on forever.
Speaker 2: So so should be on the player to remember concentration
that they never do because players are bastards. I'll remember.
Speaker 3: We're so dead, Tod, He'm so angry.
Speaker 2: We came back that before we went into this fight,
I was in a good mood, and now I'm in
a bad mood because Windows just changed the entire like
fucking difficulty level. The challenge fight just went up by
like forty.
Speaker 3: The fiend sensing the other room just became like, what's
her name, the Queen of chaos?
Speaker 10: Yeah, level thirty and then arden costs silence in a
twenty foot radius presumably.
Speaker 7: Eh yeah, I mean that works wherever the like, you know,
wherever it's coming out. But I would put probably put
the edge of it there, so it's trank it as
much of the range as possible.
Speaker 3: Why do you put this torch all the way over here?
I thought she was going to come from the right.
I can't even see our party. You guys are over
here in the dark. This torch sucks. I'll there there
you go, There we go. Your torch. Your torch sucks.
Speaker 2: I think I can just might be able to just
give you a circled put down so that we know,
because it's probably going to be important a little.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to silence.
Speaker 2: So twenty foot radius or fifteen foot radius?
Speaker 15: Uh, how about I just give you this thing? Twenty
foot radius is going to be.
Speaker 3: Like what something like that bit bigger? It's it's it's
about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it would it would be forty feet from
one end to the other.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, I always mess up radius and.
Speaker 3: Squear uh like that. Yes, that was good. That is strange.
So anyone trying to cast vs M stuff in there?
What is haste? Haste is the spell that I'm putting
on him. It's VSM. Do they have to roll in? No, No,
it would have. It would have gone off beforehand. Why
they have off exactly the same time. You literally said
in the in the order describing it, that I do
my thing. And then he does that.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, yeah, yeah, I'll let you all right initiatives.
Then all right, at the same time, that stuff is
happening behind you, Lash the wonderful dulcet tones of strings
as he says, He says.
Speaker 3: Lash, why did you leave me to die?
Speaker 2: And then it appears behind.
Speaker 3: You say anything or is she hearing it in her head?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It has telepathy and and strings shadow demon appears.
So this thing looks a lot like the other ones.
They all look very, very similar. They're like big, floating
masses of shadow. There is some resemblance of a body,
a face, maybe some sharp teeth. Every now and then
the shadowy mass of a face forms into something that
resembles the dragon borne face of Strings, and then again
it becomes something else. It's almost as if this is
part Strings, part shadow part just some other fiendish demon
abystal creature inhabiting strings, and that is that, okay, and
he dies. I don't know how to dog m. It's
been too long, Brad. Let's see here. Seventeen on that,
fourteen on that. Let's go all right, So Carlias is first,
but not first because everyone needs to make me a
wisdom saving throw.
Speaker 3: The thing lets out of whale, and none of you
fucking hear it.
Speaker 2: You can see the bitch, are you what is it? No? No, no, no,
they have two separate saves.
Speaker 3: I should have cast protection from evil on myself before
we got in here, but I am dumb.
Speaker 2: You have been dead for a week, too rusty, all right?
So an eight ten and a seven our fails lash
Walter Carlias. The horrifying visage of the banshee before you
freaks you out so badly that you are now frightened,
and you can repeat the saving throw at the end
of your turn, although with disadvantage. If the banshee is
within a line of sight and everyone else it's made
it and also is no like, it's impossible for you
to become frightened for twenty four hours, bringing us to
Carlius's first turn. Now frightened Carlias means that you can't
move towards the thing.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: You also have disadvantage on ability checks and attack roles
while the source of your fear is within a line
of sight and you can't move any closer towards the
potter guys in front of you.
Speaker 4: That's fine because I was going to turn around to
the strings demon.
Speaker 3: Yep, and.
Speaker 2: So I asked the group, when your computer crash.
Speaker 4: Since I have the gunslinger expert feet, now I get
to do a bonus attack okay with a gun Okay,
So since I'm hasted, I have multi attack plus the
bonus attack.
Speaker 2: Plus a HASTE attack. Yeah, so that's just four attacks.
Speaker 3: It's as yeah, yep, as long as as long as
Haste doesn't say that it's a bonus attack. The yeah
you know it says. It says.
Speaker 1: You just get an extra right, You get an additional
action on each of your turns. That action can only
be used to take the attack with one weapon, attack only, dash, disengage, hide,
or use an object also, bless you.
Speaker 5: Sure, thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's even better than I thought.
Speaker 3: That's that means you get the extra attack or you
can use it not even as a bonus action, but
additional separate action. So that means you get action bonus
action plus then you get your extra one attack or
a dash disengage, so we all get to basically be lash.
It's great.
Speaker 2: So could I actually use that that haste as a reload?
Speaker 3: Yeah? It takes you an action to redload right on
this class.
Speaker 4: So I could use it as that all right?
Speaker 3: So right now that action can only be used to attack, dash,
disse engage, or hide. So oh wait, it says or
use an object, use an object could be reload?
Speaker 2: Right, I need to read the gunslinger class because again
it's his own separate pile of bullshit, isn't it. Because
for Gunsling at level fifteen, I get a reload and
fire number time to its reload score. But you must
spend one attack or one action to reloads, so you
can use an attack to reloads.
Speaker 4: Yeah you here? Okay, damn?
Speaker 2: So right now it's going to be four attacks into
strings demon.
Speaker 3: All right? I mean four are those at disadvantage because
of the ghost if he's looking away, does it not
count with the line of sight thing, It's only disadvantage
against that specific thing. Oh no, wait, oh no, it
is yeah, yeah, it's all it's all disadvanced. Oh ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still within your line of sight. I mean,
I know you're not looking at it, but it's still there.
If the thing fucked off into the wall or you
left the room, you'd potentially be able to.
Speaker 4: Alright, I'm going to spend two grip points on the
first two attacks, can I Okay? So four attacks?
Speaker 2: The first two are with standard standard with disadvantage. Yeah,
incredibly no three hits, Wow, nice, nice six six six
six would have done something special one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: I would have allowed that.
Speaker 2: I would have made some crazy shit happened, but it didn't.
Speaker 4: That's twenty three damage.
Speaker 3: This thing appears behind Lash and.
Speaker 2: In it like you don't hear it say anything, by
the way, but you definitely noticed it materialize. It's huge
where it's large, but it's huge. It appears through the
wall again. It's like it's it's hands are reaching out
towards Lash, both of the Shadow Demon and the Banshee.
It appeared to be like hyper focused on Lash for
the moment, and then suddenly Carlas is.
Speaker 3: Firing by just doing the fucking like good bad and
the ugly thing.
Speaker 2: Fan in the hammer and you see them hit this creature.
The bullets do like pass through it and just hit
the wall behind. One of them is a clear miss.
The others kind of hit it, and you see it
reducing the sort of the thickness of the shadow. It
becomes a little more incorporeal with each hit.
Speaker 3: You do twenty three twenty three piercing damage.
Speaker 2: But it also kind of looks a little like shots
don't hurt as much as they should because it's a shadow.
The thing is also freaking you out near you sort
of like putting you off a little bit. If this
is into your turn, you can make another word saving throw.
Yeah right, nice, Yeah, you are way less afraid.
Speaker 5: Of the.
Speaker 2: The poltergeist the banshee behind you. At the end of
your turn, however, another thing happens at the wall in
the far end.
Speaker 3: You see another shadow demon Windows, this one. How did
I not sense the demons because.
Speaker 5: It's just come because Windows.
Speaker 3: The materialized out of nowhere feels bad man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they weren't on this plane until now. Currently,
they're literally being summoned as they raise up out of
the fucking floor from their horrible fiend. These are fiends.
So the Banshi's always here. The thing, the shadow demons
are not always here.
Speaker 3: I had a feeling it was going to be like
this when you said I could occasionally sense increased activity,
like they're coming and going. Yeah, the the sonar that
you have is now going off, which is good because
when Carlias is shooting the one behind us, I literally
can't even hear it, so I.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't have even known that it.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't know that he's shooting something five feet away
because it's literally making zero sound as he's doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no noise here at all. As this one appears, last,
you hear the voice of Call, your old best friend, say.
Speaker 3: Why Lash, why did you leave us to die?
Speaker 2: As it raise up.
Speaker 3: Out of the ground.
Speaker 2: This one very much resembles Call as it appears, and
then again continues to shift in and out of form,
sometimes knekuish, sometimes more shadow is sometimes more fiendish, as
these shifting, continually moving shadows material lies to a degree. Uh,
but it does bring us to Raja's urn.
Speaker 3: I guess, okay, can I sense any more than these are?
Not right now? Not yet? Okay? All right, I am
going to I have to have so many bonus actions
I have to pick between. Okay, I'm just gonna go ahead.
Speaker 6: And use.
Speaker 3: A Slayers eye to look at Cassie and I'm gonna
advance to right, yeah and give her the old smack. Okay,
let's see.
Speaker 2: The Slayers that gives you some resistances and immunities and
stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Right, those don't kick in until level seven. That's when
I get the whole like advantage on saving throw stuff. Okay,
that's not till next level. Oh wait, I have greater
favorite enemy. I have advantage on everything from the demons,
that's nice, but not from Kessie. She's undead. Okay, okay,
so let's see. I'm going to smack once and twice
with my multi attack care Both are made with advantage
because she hasn't moved yet in this combat. Did you
roll by accident three times? So do you roll in three?
I accidentally rolled, but I'm gonna make a third attack
anyway because I'm hasted.
Speaker 2: So well, that's two hits in a critical file. It's advantage.
She hasn't moved yet. Oh yeah, you get advantage in
all of them. Yeah, in three hits.
Speaker 3: Damage where's my damage here? Guess who's back baby doing
what I do? I feel like says that Raj is
yelling like you can't hear a word he's saying. But
first off, he runs right up to it, wins the
he wins the frightened check, the wisdom check, and he
just says, I'm not afraid of you, but no one
can hear it. And then he's just chopping and he's like,
it's good to be backward.
Speaker 5: This is what the I do.
Speaker 2: Slayhers I, Oh yeah, that's right. Uh, I forgot about that.
So as I add to your I think Slayer's eye
is only added to the first separate thing. Like in addition,
first time each turn the togo of the weapon thing,
it's only one y six on the frist hit.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it is an extra one one.
Speaker 2: Cool. So this thing is screaming but it's completely silent,
and you run across the room again whatever you're saying
or thinking or your feet is you're it's all quietly happening.
The thing sort of like finishes, It's like whale and
then you're just like striking it. Your toll war is
like you're maybe your first swing you hit with like
full force, expecting it naturally to hit something, and you
just bang hit the wall behind it as your toll
war is passing through it. The thing does move and
seem to be caught on the thing to a degree.
It does get affected by you striking it with the
toll one, but it feels lot like. It doesn't feel
like you're hitting a person or something solid. It feels
like you're cutting through like cake or something that's very
easy to cut through.
Speaker 3: Good or cake apparitions, apparition.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you're you're you're feeling some resistance, but not
as much as you would normally as the toll war
just passes through and you deal.
Speaker 3: What is that in total? Thirty thirty six damage? Eight?
Is it time for the thing? Do we do the
thing now? Do we need it? We definitely need the thing.
We always either, I mean, we need to do the thing,
but not when it's only one target right next to me.
That's totally fine because you could easily what is not
do the thing. You could easily do the thing to
it and not me, so there'd be no point. All right.
Is that end your turn? Yes? So that's my turn.
Speaker 2: Cool out of the ground, your your little sonar pings again, Lash,
you recognize across the room, somewhere near where call is
the form of Lugger, the big dumb, worthless rogue, but
big strong, barbaric. Oh my god, can k he was
a kink?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: He wasn't? Just like I think we made a joke,
but he just Blugger appears and says more fighting Lash traitor,
and his face transforms again from h god from from
sort of demon to shadow too two, the vaguely kN
ku shadowy form of Lugger. When behind you suddenly shadow strings,
Wait what about my turn?
Speaker 3: Did you? Did you have a turn?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 3: No? You skip my turn? Oh?
Speaker 2: When was your turn?
Speaker 3: Yeah? He goes, he goes, before I do on the thing,
you should drag me under him? Yeah, okay, there you
sorry some sad things. No, you're good?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: My good? Yeah? Cool, I'm moving out of the bubble temporarily. Yeah.
I'm going to cast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm gonna cast mirror image on myself,
and then I'm going to quicken a shy yeahs when
I cast a bonus time that action okay, and then
I'm going to quicken um another haste. Oh no, I
guess I can't stack the concentration. I'm gonna quicken a
scorching ray and uh use tides of magic to give
me advantage on the attack.
Speaker 3: On on the poltergeist. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So that's in that twenty, and that gives you that's
you can do the the the bullshit of the wild
magic after as well if you want. Then there's that one.
Speaker 2: Coaching rays and.
Speaker 3: That one you didn't.
Speaker 2: Oh you quickened it.
Speaker 1: I quickened it so that it's a bonus action, not
a not a full action. Uh three hits, three hits okay, Uh,
doesn't it eleven hit because it's still technically.
Speaker 2: Oh you're disadvantaged.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh did you fail? I got a ten?
Speaker 2: Yeah, as in your friend. Sorry I thought what was
what was the DC?
Speaker 3: Because I got a ten? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, you did fail. It was hot okay, okay, sorry, okah.
So yeah to two.
Speaker 3: Hits okay ah and okay, and then I'm moving back in.
All right, So that's two wild magic surges, right.
Speaker 1: It's only it's only one. I only get it back
when I yeah, all right, give.
Speaker 3: Me a D twenty a D twenty D one hundred
until I haven't. All right, So here we go, boys,
hope for a good one. And here's where we hope
we don't get completely screwed. Fifties are good, right, fifties
are good. He's got right, I've got away luscious hair.
Yeah not anymore? Oh god, no, yeah, it's that one
he fires all of.
Speaker 2: These scorching rays and has he turns around, all of
his hair just falls out and just drifts to the ground.
It's completely.
Speaker 8: Just we revolved, completely makes windows.
Speaker 2: Wait did you get the woman Zaga?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: I feel like that was aby Water baby baby Walter.
Speaker 3: I think the encounter role play people made a wild magic.
Speaker 2: D one thousand table. Oh god, I might see if
they'll lend to me one day. Ah And as the
end of your turn, can I.
Speaker 3: Note that Rassia is going, yeah, I'm like, while you're laughing, Raja,
oh god, time lash.
Speaker 2: Though you recognize a face, you don't hear it say
anything as it immediately comes out screeching at you.
Speaker 3: Raja.
Speaker 2: In your mind, this is Mausa, Raja, you feel a
strange you feel like you recognize this one for a second,
and then forget about recognizing whether you know a shadow
demon or not that you don't a strange kin with
this shadow demon of all of them, Mausa comes out
and screeching into your mind. Raja, you hear this, this
shadow demon king Ku figure as it appears out of
the ground and out of the wall, swinging wildly and
scratching at you.
Speaker 3: It says you stay away from the elder as.
Speaker 2: It launches in at you.
Speaker 3: Shadow Strings.
Speaker 2: Is going to.
Speaker 3: One thing. Did this thing attack me or no? No?
Speaker 2: It just it is going to on its turn. Okay,
it's definitely coming for you, as opposed to the rest
of them, which seemed to be a little bit more
focused on lash. What did you see lesher a fifteen
ah makes it breaks it as you spin around and
this thing like all sound is gone yet you can
hear this thing in your mind. You spin around and
see the form of Strings bring out huge claw and
swipe at you, and you just just about duck down
underneath the the shadowy claw as it attempts to swipe
your head off.
Speaker 3: Oh god.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to move to do it.
Speaker 2: So it moves to hear Shadow Lager, the biggest of
the shadow demons by far, uh can get to hear.
Speaker 3: Okay, now we do the thing and take Now you
want to do. What's the thing, Yeah, I am inside
a silence bubble. Jay, I'm just throwing that out there.
Speaker 2: It's a good point. Actually, you're inside of silence bubble.
Can you cast scorching ray?
Speaker 3: That's why I stepped out, motherfucker, he stepped out and fired.
I'm just saying the thing inside the silence bubble. You're fine.
Speaker 1: You have to be like yeah, yeah, I stepped out
and then I walked back in. Oh okay, sorry right, yeah,
paying attention, no worries.
Speaker 3: Nice? Yeah, uh what is your ac roger my ac
is currently hasted? Its twenty one twenty one nice. Yeah.
Speaker 2: This thing like it goes to swipe at you and
like for anyone else, like seeing like a mirror double
image of Rajas. He easily avoids it, kind of like
matrix agent style, as this thing like swipes and he's
easily ducking away from it, moving at twice his usual
ridiculous speed. The polter Geist of Elder Kesseh, the pole
guys actually does its whale which doesn't work. So that
actually just clears that turn. So brings us to shadow Call,
who I feel like shadow Call is going to just
be line over for the lash and get to a bout.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 2: That brings us to lash.
Speaker 5: Right, I'm going to move up here so I'm not
as line of site available.
Speaker 2: And these things swipe at you twice.
Speaker 5: Oh, they have attacked opportunity.
Speaker 3: You move out of.
Speaker 2: Their threat range.
Speaker 3: You can, you can disengage bonus action disengaged as a rogue.
Brad is kind enough to let you rewind time and
bonus action step away got from roads, targets or just
one though bonus actually disengage gives you community to.
Speaker 2: Opportunity attacks from all sources. Cool, yeah, just checking, all right, Yeah,
you can do that.
Speaker 5: Okay, thank your friends, and you can.
Speaker 2: Do bonus actual is whenever. But like that's like your
thing is a thief, is that you can disengage and run.
You're like, it's fast and slippery kind of thing.
Speaker 3: It's very core to your class to be able to
just disengage and run away. That's like your first move
on every turn if you're surrounded, unless you stab and
then run.
Speaker 2: Always remember you're fast and slippery, just.
Speaker 3: Like in bed.
Speaker 5: On that note, So I disengaged, I did not just move.
I disengaged.
Speaker 3: I did not.
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go ahead, and fire my short bow here.
I guess since I disengaged, I'm not sneak attacking, right,
even though I'm kind of in my little cubby over here,
I disengaged.
Speaker 2: Well, Basically, with sneak attack, you get advantage if the
thing doesn't know that you're there, you get you do
get sneak attack bonus damage if you still hit and
the what you have an ally within range. So if
you hit either of your attacks, so you will get
the sneak attack damage. You just get the sneak attack advantage.
Are you one of the feared ones as well? I
am feared and y you as well.
Speaker 3: I didn't roll my wisdom. You can do that now,
so you have disadvantage.
Speaker 5: On these, gotcha?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going for good.
Speaker 5: Shadow strings.
Speaker 2: Shadow strings. Yeah, you have two attacks or one I
one attack? Okay, that is a hit shoes. That is
definitely a little hit though, plus sneak attack damage.
Speaker 3: Your sneak attack damage is going to get to the
point where it hits harder than your main weapon anywhere.
Speaker 5: It already does.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The uh, this is where you want to start upgrading weapons.
I think at level six, like upgrading weapons, trying to
seek out plus one weapons or mastercraft weapons or tried
to and you didn't let me. I said, they won't
give you just a thing. They'll give you the money
and you can go and find someone that will silver it.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah, so you fire an arrow, I feel
like Carlias and Water like this arrow just launches above
your head because it hits this thing. It goes straight
through it. But the thing reacts to you Lash as
you do hit it. It does seem like it help damage,
but not a huge amount. Well not as much as
it should is really the way ship.
Speaker 3: Put it.
Speaker 4: So that rings that I feel like Carles will be
shouting at Lash for shooting an error at him and Walter.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I'm outside the bubble. So before the end
of my turn, in case anyone can hear me, I
would shout, maybe we should get out of here.
Speaker 3: We can't hear you.
Speaker 5: They can't it okay, Well I shout that to the wind.
Speaker 3: Either way, it's right of passage. Is killing this banshee?
Speaker 2: I think, actually can hear you a lot?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 3: No sound escape, no sound goes in or out of
the bar.
Speaker 2: Give me a wisdom saving thrower, then less to try
and yeah, cool, you break free of the fears, and
nobody is now currently feared. Shadow Mouser will continue its
attack on Hasty Rajah. It's good, but it's not good enough.
You feel like this one as it as it launches
out of the wall, maybe just for a second, you're
taking a back, not expecting it to appear. Your sonar
Spidey scents pings, and just in time, you hastily skip
out of the way as this thing almost strikes you.
On any given day, that would have hurt.
Speaker 3: But you what did it roll out of curiosity?
Speaker 2: Twenty? Yeah, yes, for that haste, not a not a crip,
just twenty, not a natural twenty. And that brings us
to Aden, who is here this time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's let's give it up for h his first
ever combat appearance on the show.
Speaker 7: Two Pretty excited, Pretty excited guys, very glad to be here.
Speaker 3: I'm glad to be here. Good day.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna move myself out into bubbles for a second
to casts as well.
Speaker 3: Is there agent third level spirit?
Speaker 2: Did you just got called spirit guardians?
Speaker 3: You get? Yeah? Eighteen eighty. The thing swings at you
and misses alright, Spirit guardians?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 7: And then I'm gonna run back into the middle as
much as I can. So I think that was like
fifteen feet in so I probably could just get like
right back to where I am.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: So Spirit Guardians is a bunch of floating spirits that
appear around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it pretty much does.
Speaker 7: Uh, And anything within a fifteen foot radius of me
for the next ten minutes takes three D eight radiant damage.
Every time they start to turn in that or enter it,
they can take half so much on a successful will
save well. Well, well look at this guy, thinks pretty much,
I'm just gonna cast that and I'm gonna roll around
on the ground for the next ten minutes.
Speaker 3: We'll win and wake up when everyone's dead.
Speaker 2: I'll be back up bait guys, all right, just so
I can keep an eye on and I'll what is
it around you? Fifteen fifteen? I don't know why it
rolled anything.
Speaker 7: But any or any enemy anything that I say, I
can make people immune to it.
Speaker 3: So I choose you guys. Also, they have half movement
nice yeah cool.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so if they ever, if they ever start in,
how how would you like to do that?
Speaker 7: Actually, Brad, because I cast a spell and it dropped
damage right already, dude, you want to just do that
per round or every time someone takes the damage because
it's three you want me just roll it every time
someone would take it?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll roll the damage in the second.
Speaker 3: Let me see.
Speaker 2: When you cast a spell, you can designate any number
of creatures you can see to be unaffected by it,
which is everybody. An affected creature. Speed is halved in
the area when the creature enters the area for the
first time on a turn or starts to turn.
Speaker 3: That it must make a wisk a. Yeah, I don't
do anything right now.
Speaker 2: If you are good or neutral, crediate radiant on a
felt saved, the creature takes three D eight radiant damage
if you are good or neutral, or it's three dating
a quake if you are evil. Okay, so yeah it's radiant. Yes,
it's radiant, sure, neutral, cool, and they'll.
Speaker 7: Take half on a I really like that. It shows
like that, It shows everything right there. This program is great.
Speaker 3: Is that a concentration spell? I believe?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, concentration doesn't get broken once you move back into
a spell.
Speaker 3: Actually, does that break the silence?
Speaker 7: Mean you can't have silence? Yeah, well you're concentrating on it.
You're not constantly mumbling things. I would think, but I
don't know.
Speaker 2: Know.
Speaker 3: I'm saying you can't have both spells. So if you
cast that, you're ending silence. Oh is silence concentration? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 3: Okay, well in silence. At this point, I was actually
just about to say that. I was gonna say, Raja
is turning around and gesturing.
Speaker 2: Like this, I probably want to show off my new
shiny spell. So yeah, I'll drop silence. Uh yeah, to
be honest, that's a good call.
Speaker 3: Ship lash. Why are you trying to shoot an arrow?
Do you see what I just did to this pitch?
Speaker 2: There's just noise?
Speaker 3: Yeah right, you hear the gunshot.
Speaker 4: You hear the gunshots go off?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: So that ends your town autumn? Oh yeahlin do anything else?
Speaker 4: Right? So I'm gonna use my multi attack for the
last two bullets in the chamber, then reload with the haste.
Speaker 8: Okay, wha, oh my god?
Speaker 2: To shoot you shoot him in both his eyes, shriek
that I am retiring from D and D. I'm never
going to beat that.
Speaker 3: So all right? What is that? U? Tol?
Speaker 2: That is twenty nine?
Speaker 3: It's one in twenty nine in it twenty seven.
Speaker 7: Oh no wait, I like how to throw the nat
one in there too, just like, yeah, just don't get
too cocky.
Speaker 3: It can still happen. Wait, I hate to isn't he feared?
Speaker 6: No? I?
Speaker 1: Oh thank god I had to bring it up before
YouTube comments started.
Speaker 3: Did actually seven years ago? Sorry you, sue, We love you.
Speaker 2: About YouTube comments spins the gun?
Speaker 3: I do I have to moderate them, the nice comments. Yeah,
I mean the.
Speaker 2: Cap how two eyes?
Speaker 3: Oh, I also get.
Speaker 2: Grip points back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because grits.
Speaker 2: So I'm back up the full grip. Hey stick grits.
And then you so like two shots bang bang, and
then he's doing that like that like gun slinger reload
of the of the the gun.
Speaker 4: So couldn't I use now that I reloaded with the haste,
could I use my bonus?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you still have a bonus.
Speaker 4: If you still have a bonus, Yeah, because the expert food.
Speaker 3: Screw it? Why not? If this isn't that?
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't gonna be still damn it's number six
on that so thirty five in total.
Speaker 3: You just rajah that thing.
Speaker 2: It's just like bang bang and then bang shoots another
one off on the shadow Demon is just getting torn
to bits. The bullets are still launching throat and just
striking the wall behind, cracking the stone. But the thing
is reacting to you shooting it, so it's definitely a
way that you're there. You're definitely doing stuff to it. Raja, Okay,
can you guys see that blue around me?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 3: The circle's blue? Oh kay?
Speaker 2: You want me to just do the circle because it'll
stick to my character?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Cool? Sorry I had to have attention on me. Sorry,
my bad. I can't see the circle. But if it
works for Brad like all.
Speaker 2: Sparkle circle, it doesn't chill the blue?
Speaker 3: Damn it? Did? I?
Speaker 2: Now you can?
Speaker 3: You can manually go and add it to his character.
Speaker 4: Brad.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 5: There's a circle.
Speaker 3: Easy? Nice?
Speaker 2: All right, Rogie, what's that?
Speaker 3: What do you want to do? I will.
Speaker 2: I will use my hasted bonus action.
Speaker 3: Or my my hasted extra action to pull out a
holy water and dows the toll war. Alright, wonder if
and then I will use my regular bonus action. I'm
trying to balance all of these actions. I can't have
both those spells going. Why does everything good have to
be a concentration spell? It man, Okay, never mind, I'm
just going to attack. I'll just I'll try to finish
off Cassie. I guess I'll take my two swings, two hits. Okay,
So there is it's a twelve and a fourteen and
an extra five from Slayer's eye and then I don't
know how the I don't know how the holy Water
effect has unless that just bypasses the resistance on it.
Speaker 2: You get an extra one D six radiant damage. It's
a two D six radiant damage.
Speaker 3: Okay. Does that cause the regular damage to not be
resisted or is that still resisted now?
Speaker 2: I feel like it's only being hurt by the actual
contact with the war and not the steel.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: I have.
Speaker 3: Twenty six physical Wait, what kind of damage is slayers are?
Doesn't it? It's what with psychic damage? I'm checking if
it's psychic? Yeah, I just know it's just extra damage
from the weapon, so it would be slashing. So I
have twenty six plus five twenty nine slashing and seven
radiant all right, so.
Speaker 2: That brings that to and then seven radiant Yeah yeah, yeah,
I feel like this thing doesn't like it. It's letting
out and like a horrible screeching whale as you're.
Speaker 3: Just striking it with this holy watered tollbar.
Speaker 2: It's stirring the shadow demons about you up and the
thing is is really not enjoying it. It looks very
weak now by this point. And does that bring you
to the end of your ten?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna use my bonus action to like look
at the earth, like, look at the two demons flanking me,
and Roger will speak abistle, like the demon language and
just say back off and then kind of look at
himself like how did I say that? Because he doesn't
know why he speaks that language. Suddenly they laugh at
you in Abissle laughs, in Abissele laughs in Abissel Walter,
I would like to end my turn by saying I
was hoping you would say that is that that thing's
the thing is a reaction, right, well, the thing is
a reaction, all right. I am throwing a fireball. Do
the thing. I'm like, I'm doing the thing. I'm gonna
throw a fireball right in the middle of all of them.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 3: A twenty foot are you currently doing like, oh, this
is like a combo? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're doing a we're doing a wombo combo
twenty foot radius in a sphere centered on.
Speaker 3: The Poltergeist.
Speaker 1: Actually, would the twenty foot radius hit the other one
would hit?
Speaker 3: Would hit call? If I did it on Raja. Yeah,
you'd have to fry Arden to do that. Arden. I
love you, buddy. You're gonna fry out of it. We're
frying Arden.
Speaker 16: PvP time boys twenty foot IM just gonna like just
kind of lobbit right at right at Raja, directly at Raja.
Speaker 3: Raja actually has his hands up, catch you. All right?
Did that work? Did it go through?
Speaker 2: No? What?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: You don't have to roll anything for fireball, do it?
Asked me? Whatle to cast it at?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 3: Cast at what level? Third? Submit? All right, it's not working. Uh,
because I'll start doing this.
Speaker 1: Save as a deck save. It's a DC fifteen deck save.
Oh there we go thirty six damage.
Speaker 2: Oh that is a critical fail and that is a
all right, what's the DC fifteen fifteen?
Speaker 3: Oh no wait, why is it? Say? No, it is
a dex save. It's not a strength save.
Speaker 2: Yeah, God move out to wait mousa fail Elder Cassie
make and then locker uh.
Speaker 3: Fail cool?
Speaker 2: Oh no, mate, arden has to make one as well.
Speaker 3: We have to make sustration check.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, and make me a concentration check, which
is a constitution is not worth.
Speaker 3: It, old baby? I okay, with thirty six points of
damage in one turn, client damage cool, I'm out.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well then that straight breaks uh.
Speaker 3: One shot at him? Wait, Art has less than thirty
six h fet Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Hey,
there's our healer out of the way. Can I ey, Actually, Brad,
I'm gonna ask this real quick.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's a bonus action, a bonus action.
Speaker 3: It's a bonus action of mine. Oh sorry, we have
hang on, we have uh thirty six kids. I forgot
he had a negative one to decks that I mean,
I knew he wasn't gonna dodge it. He has no decks.
I just I didn't realize his HP was so low
that it would one shot him. And also you should
have just hit the three next to me. Yeah, it's okay,
I got four though. Thanks. Coming to the battle.
Speaker 2: Elder Kessie is just destroyed. She's just incinerated, you see,
like the ghost form of her like like I like this,
like the wall of fire hits like that. Moment in
terminated to Judgment day. When they're at the fence, which
is de froid, there's a brief moment where you see
a normal elderly female Kenku just stood there like this
kind of for a second, and then she's gone too.
Speaker 3: The shadow demon next to her takes seventeen half what
is half half? It will be eighteen eighteen yes, sorry.
Speaker 2: Fire damage, and Arden is just obliterated by fire. As
this fucking nuke goes off, I guess, I.
Speaker 3: Guess slightly get a bit of faith, you guys call.
Speaker 2: It, I guess, rajah, you're doing some bullshit here, right, yes?
Speaker 3: So ah, So I'm and a reaction cast absorb elements. Yes, wait,
that doesn't absorb the whole spell, does it? No? No, no,
no it doesn't. The spell still goes off. But first off,
I make my decks safe, so I'm avoiding the brunt
of the damage and cutting it in half. So I
guess when the fireball hits, Roger jumps up and points
his arm down at it, so the fire launching up
at him is getting absorbed. And then I so I
guess cut in half for evading, and then cut in
half again because I'm resisting fire damage. So I take
nine damage and uh yeah, then I'll I'll just land
there mostly unharmed, holding a fireball. Cool killed someone else.
I'm sorry, Cold.
Speaker 2: That's called something in Corona trigger when you combine.
Speaker 3: Is it combined?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: Isn't in Final Fantasy? Isn't it limit break? It's a
it's a dual tech ability in Chrona trigger. This is
literally Frog and Chronos. It's literally Frog and Crono dal
duel tecking. And in Chrono Trigger they do it. And
the other one as well, the one that they releaced
more recently.
Speaker 8: Ish.
Speaker 2: It was one of the best things about it. It
had the story of Final Fantasy ten and the jewel
texts from Chrono Trigger.
Speaker 3: I am so.
Speaker 2: The story was exactly the same as Fantasy ten. Well,
is that the end of your turn?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, then do I have any Oh you know what?
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe that is actually yeah, also precautionary. I'm gonna move, Yeah,
I'm going to move down here or right there.
Speaker 3: That and my turn.
Speaker 2: Cool shadow Strings is going to attack Carlias.
Speaker 3: What is your ac.
Speaker 4: Seventeen?
Speaker 3: Wow, this is a gone sting shadow Strings.
Speaker 2: After you've shot the shit out of him, just thrust
his like clawed hand into your chest. You feel like
a cold spike. You would assume that you've been stabbed
by like five swords, though looking down there's no blood
or wound necessarily, it's just like an incorporeal hand in
your chest. It rips them out, and it feels like
your whole heart is removed, but it isn't.
Speaker 3: Maybe it is probably not. You take.
Speaker 2: Nine psychic damage.
Speaker 3: And that's it. Antachic damage. That was less destructive than
I thought it was about to be.
Speaker 2: So yeah, same easy, easy, easy mode, right, yeah, simple, Okay,
Shadow Lagger is going to attack Raja. I'll turn to
attack Raja and miss. You're still at twenty one? Yeah,
I'm still at twenty one. Kiss is gone. Shadow Coal
is going to make a dash for lash.
Speaker 3: Uh Lash.
Speaker 2: You see that your old friend appear in front of you.
He lifts up his claws, brings them down towards you,
and you like probably do like a forward roll underneath
it as you're kicking up a load of sand behind you. Oh,
actually that brings us to your turn.
Speaker 5: Your turn lash right, He's immediately there, but I'm actually
gonna shoot at Actually, Carlias will finish him off. I'll
go ahead and uh reapier my my old best end here. Yeah,
I didn't do that.
Speaker 2: That is a stab stabboard stabbard for eleven piercing damage.
You stabbard at your old friend called the giant demonic
undead shadow demon fiend, and yeah he you just easily
stab the rape. You're into this thing, remove it again.
It doesn't feel like it does nearly as much damage
as it would do against a creature that is a
physical being, but it does do something. You see his
mouth turn in a shadowy snarl. Anything else in your turn.
Speaker 5: Let me measurement movement real for care and see if
it makes sense. I can move thirty feet. I believe
I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna get here.
Speaker 2: Alrighty shadow Mouser takes a swipe at Raja with a
critical fail I would say, injures himself for an incredibly
low six psychic damage.
Speaker 3: This is what happens when you tried to hit a
matrix agent.
Speaker 2: In his frustration at trying to hit Raja, and Raja
ducking around like sanic, the thing just lets out a
whale and hurts himself. Had in give me a death
saving throw.
Speaker 3: Please, I don't want to.
Speaker 4: H There is a.
Speaker 3: Button for it that you can click, or you can
just roll a D twenty. It's up to you. Let's save.
Speaker 2: I think it's like in the middle of the sheets and.
Speaker 3: One fail.
Speaker 2: You can mark that as well. On the ship, I think.
Speaker 3: Car lash girdler.
Speaker 4: Right, So I have five bullets in the chamber. The
first two are going to be grid. Then I'm gonna
do my first attack again on the stringth So four shots,
uh cool. The second one is a net twenty because
of the grid. Yeah, so you get two advantages. Yeah,
so three hits.
Speaker 2: One is the net twenty.
Speaker 3: To make sure you click that one hold lot one second?
Uh where is it? Oh? Never mind? Sorry? Are you okay? Yeah? Yeah,
I thought I had some bullshit. Help gunslinger move.
Speaker 2: So that's thirty four damage, Uh cool?
Speaker 3: Thirty four on this mold foe? Where is he all right?
Speaker 4: Is that one?
Speaker 2: This one's looking weak?
Speaker 3: The strings one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, strings is starting to resemble like a little more
than a wisp of a shadow in front of you.
He's like he's almost completely see through. It just looks
like a very thin shadow you can see back beyond him.
His energy seems to be fading a lot more than
the others, especially Lagger that end your turn, yeah, rajah.
Speaker 3: Okay, while I was jumping up and dodging the fireball
Lugger and Mouser, did I see which ones were dodged
and which ones took the full brunt of the fireball?
A perception check?
Speaker 2: You realize Arlen was the one that took the full blunt.
Speaker 3: I mean true, We're going to get to that. But
I know you said which ones failed? I just can't
remember perception.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the only one that really made it was Lugger.
Speaker 3: The other two failed.
Speaker 2: Okay, so took like the real way to determine, like,
because then you can kind of work out which ones
are more damage than the others by how thick their
shadowy nature is. Lugger is like very very much more
corporeal than the others. Call and Mauser. Look about Sev
is a little under fifty and Strings looks like he's
on his last shadowy legs.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know, so Rise of the Lands after kind
of catching the fireball, looks it over at Arden. It
is like a crap and then just really, I am
going to I am going to hit Mouser harder than
he has ever been hit unless I miss, and this
is a spectacular failure. But I'm going to hit him
with the Holy Water dowsed tall water. First off, I'm
using my my bonus action to transfers Layer's Eye from
Cassie to Mouser, right, and then I'm using my hasted
extra attack action to swing at him once please hit.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, did you say you have advontage or no?
Speaker 3: No, I don't have advantage on that, okay, because that
feigns or whatever I do, I'm getting, Uh, that's different. Okay.
So basically we're doing We're doing thirteen from the hit
six from the Slayer's Eye, so it's fourteen or one
D six from the Slayer's Eye, one six from the
Holy Water for six radiant and then also one D
six fire damage from the absorbed fireball because the absorb
Elements attack says the captured element you can use to
empower your next melee attack for an extra one B
six damage of the triggering type. So he gets one
B six fire and he is a fiend, so he
gets a plus four because that's my favorite enemy. So
he takes fourteen and then so fourteen slashing six physical,
two fire and then a bonus for what damage type
is that? Let me see, I thought it was a
lot more than one D six. We just killed a
party member for one D six. Damn well, you also
did thirty six damage.
Speaker 2: To all of that.
Speaker 3: That's true. That's true, Like hitting all the enemies was
the point, and then me just not getting hit as
a bonus.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Plus it doesn't it means when I hit him, he
doesn't get resistance to the point it says your bonus
two damage rolls against all your favorite enemies increases to
one depore. So that means the initial the initial toll
War hit. Yeah, so slashing, So it's fourteen eight eighteen
slashing six radiant two fire. Oh if only you could
do three more the if only I could swing three times?
This turn you You just fuck this thing up, just
slice and dice in this thing.
Speaker 2: And it is just reacting to all like it's being
hit by the toll War and then the Radiant fucks
it up, and then the fire fucks it up, and
it doesn't like it all. It completely reduces it from
like being a presence to just again, it's like a
strings like whisper of a ghost. Form in front of you.
It's barely standing, but it is still in front of you,
still clawing on to the mortal coil to a degree.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, from my main action, back on, back on
my bullshit metric, ton of bullshit right there, from my
main action, which hasn't been taken yet. I'm going to
step back. I'll take the opportunity to tech and I'm
going to cast cure ones on arden at the second level.
Cool uh, And then I throw another fireballing down.
Speaker 2: This thing attempts to swing at you again, and in
its wild rage at missing you takes damage again.
Speaker 3: Trid failed again, and.
Speaker 2: It takes thirteen psychic image and it destroys itself. Oh,
it's so frustrated.
Speaker 3: It dies of frustration.
Speaker 7: What is this?
Speaker 6: Rim world?
Speaker 3: Implodes on itself mouth, Oh god, I fucking miss this campaign.
Speaker 1: That's like that's literally rim world right there, Like that's
world in a fucking nutshells. He dies of frustration, stops yourself.
Speaker 3: Give me the wounds.
Speaker 2: Do I do I roll the heel or does he
roll the heel?
Speaker 1: You roll the heel you're casting, Quint said, when stepping
away just kills the enemy.
Speaker 3: It's good to be back. On my crap. That is
that is like the most Celia's was fun for the
mental crap, but just Raja in things is great. Yeah,
this is this is definitely an action, right, not a
bonus action. Now, this is my full action because it
was bonus action for the Slayer's eye and then the
hasted extra action so I could hit it. And then
my main action is the spell, which is a So
it's one D eight two D eight. Do I add
the monifor no? I only have a modifier once. Right
when you cass this level using second level or higher.
I'm not new to healing. It'll tell you what you okay,
so it's too roll okay, so roll two E eight
plus three. So he regains thirteen HP. There you wake
up on the ground. God, it the Raja's form above you,
healing you. You are prone right now, but alive Walter.
Speaker 2: Ah okay, oh my god, more bullshit.
Speaker 3: No, this isn't the yes, this is I'm just gonna
move right here. I'm not gonna leave this guy's threat range.
I'm just gonna go.
Speaker 2: Here here here, here, you can walk if you want
to walk through him.
Speaker 3: Oh sweet, yeah, I'll just like walk through him like
I owned the place, and as we'll just walk over
my crumpled body.
Speaker 2: So the giant form of Blug I just watches you
pass through him. It's very cold, but it doesn't fuck
you up in any way.
Speaker 1: Walter, all right, uh, I don't think I have any
Actually you said, Strings is looking really weak.
Speaker 2: Strings is looking very all right.
Speaker 3: So once again.
Speaker 1: Lobbing a fireball, oh my, over from this origin point
directly here though, Yeah, okay, through the hallway. I just
want to make sure that is yep, yep, one hundred
and fifty foot range.
Speaker 3: And here we go again. Oh alright, so those are
really high. Roll thirty six I think is like.
Speaker 2: I just rolled two ones again. I mean, it doesn't
matter that these that's four ones in a row, that
these shadowed demons of rolls.
Speaker 3: Windows.
Speaker 2: All right, Strings is fucking destroyed by fire. You just
see the explosion. Actually they both know, yeah they are.
They're both destroyed. Fucking hell.
Speaker 3: Only I can kill me. Okay, and the form of.
Speaker 2: Ring exploded by fire again, it's like that reverse Judgment
Day thing where they're just exploded.
Speaker 7: The the.
Speaker 2: Fire like burns away the shadow and you see a
spectral version of call your old kan Kou friend Lash
and a spectral version of strings. What does strings do?
He has like half a second to do one thing, can't.
Speaker 1: Speak, mouth the words I'm sorry to lash, and then
he's gone online style.
Speaker 4: Also, when Carlia sees the massage of Strings, he's just like,
please found peace.
Speaker 3: He's gone and call.
Speaker 2: Nods that you lash and then sort of flashes like
a silly grin before he is also gone completely and destroyed.
Speaker 3: In fire.
Speaker 7: I want to point out Arden Steele doesn't know where
Strings is because he didn't see Strings the entire time
he was in the darkness according to my character, and
then got knocked on his face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, no idea is gone and your turn will
still not done.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna quicken a firebolt and throw it over at Lugger.
Speaker 3: Should be two D ten damage.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is it is there's the
attack role I am gonna. I'm gonna Tides of Chaos.
There just a for advantage, but I don't need it.
It's still gonna Ties of Chaos and there's a damage.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this firebolt launches over, It strikes the shadow demons,
lights up the area briefly. It reacts, but it seems
to have eyes more for Raja. At the moment, you
can roll me a D one hundred fuck.
Speaker 1: Thirty seven, um fuck ro at D six. Oh fuck,
I don't have the I don't have the table of
so I don't know what this does.
Speaker 3: Basically, you summon, oh fuck, oh, it's just the flumps.
It's the fucking flumps. How many one plump? Right? One flump?
What the flump in front of you?
Speaker 2: So like, pretty much as soon as this fire ball
explodes behind these fucking dudes, these shadow demons and strings disappears.
It's just a fucking light that appears and lights up
the room. And there's this weird little creature which kind
of looks like I guess you'd you'd describe it as
a a floating uh funk what do they call jellyfish? Jellyfish?
But it has two eyes stalks and looks around on
the top of its head. It has a vagina that
opens and says, hang on, can it speak? Yes, It
speaks into your minds and says, hollerda, my name is
up through to run for.
Speaker 1: I'm going to start I'm walking up and I'm going
to start petting it and playing with her.
Speaker 3: They're frightened of you, though, aren't they?
Speaker 2: Someone He says, what does happened on her to the
shadow Demon. The shadow Demon telepathically speaks back to it
and says, I command you to help me, Flump, and
the Flump says, no, I'm.
Speaker 3: Scared of you, and I'm scared of whom, on whom
on her.
Speaker 8: On whom on him?
Speaker 3: And then it floats, I want to him, I want
no flying away restrictive movement showed him the hallway and
out the door, and that is I.
Speaker 1: Feel like there'd be a moment where like any of
them look at me and they're just.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, Carlic is gonna look you up?
Speaker 3: What a flamp is gone?
Speaker 8: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: And that is the end of your turn. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, chat, I know we use wild magic liberally here,
but I'm a liberal.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, justin Trudeau. That's how it works. I am
from Canada. Can't you tell? Shadow Strings is dead? Shadow Lager.
Speaker 2: Shadow Lago is going to roll a special dice one off,
one off rajah.
Speaker 3: Oh no, still twenty one? Oh yeah, I'm still twenty one.
Speaker 2: Motherfucker. Shadow Lagger swings at you over the top of
your head, just missing you again with a twenty.
Speaker 3: Lash. Your turn.
Speaker 2: On friend to free from their abyssal prison, your old
friend Lugger.
Speaker 5: M hmm, I'll just step over here. I'll take a
shot at Lugger or a lugger.
Speaker 3: It's a hit.
Speaker 2: The arrow launches forward and strikes Lugger in the chest.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, you get a sneak sack as well. You
can answer more.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the huge form of Lugger doesn't even doesn't
even look your way. It's so flustered and angered at
raja arden your turn. You're on the ground prone. I'm
just gonna stand up and look around.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 2: Okay, guiding bolt at shadow Lugger. Okay, give me the
guiding bowl. That is a hit.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: G three.
Speaker 3: Nineteen nointeen. Radiant damage.
Speaker 2: What does the guiding bolt look like as it destroys
destroys Lugger in one massive hit, because radiant damage does
double damage to them? Was awesome, and then was fireball?
The way every time I use this, it just works,
It just works.
Speaker 3: It's great. I'm gonna say, isn't this what he blew up?
The vampire.
Speaker 2: Column of death or like radiant death for them?
Speaker 3: If I think about it. The vampire fight went exactly
like this one, like frustrated swinging at Rasiah until Arden
nukes it from behind.
Speaker 2: You go to hardcore epic level, equipped to deal with
undead and fiendish things. The the Column of Light comes
down and just burns away any form of shadow, demon
or fiendish presence that is inhabiting whatever remains of Lugger
or is holding him to this plane. Lugger turns around
the form of Luggo. He seems to last a little
longer than the others do.
Speaker 3: If what is oh h, thank you, oh hi lash.
Speaker 2: And then he's gone as he just he this one
though by radiant damage. He floats upwards in the Column
of Light as the guiding Bult disappears and heads off
to Kenku. Heaven freed all of the ken Ku from
the horrible ab Or prison and somewhat redeemed and strings.
Speaker 7: So how does the after like working here? So if
you were bad, you just go to hell? So did
we just send them to hell? There's like millions of hells,
but no, it was better being a torture. So just
you just freeing them.
Speaker 2: From no longer being like crazy poltergeist type things and
whatever demonic presence used that frustration that they had when
they died to abuse that power and hold them to
the plane to continue to attack and frustrate and kill
people like streams who wander in. You freed them from it,
basically and successfully.
Speaker 3: All of you are alive.
Speaker 2: Well done.
Speaker 3: We did it. We passed the right of passage.
Speaker 1: Immediately, like digging through the verty loot Like, I'm just
like going through the Russia is still hasted.
Speaker 3: Right, He's going to like sprint over the wall or
Walter before he can really move, and he's like coming
in for a high five, but he's likely so fast
Walter may not get his hand up in time, and
he just runs over and he's.
Speaker 15: Like, did you see that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, give me an investigation check you.
Speaker 3: We did it. We did the thing, finally, finally we
saved them. I'm just gonna like, did you guys see
the thing? He's like turning to look at Lash and Carlist.
Did you guys see the thing? We did the thing?
Speaker 5: That was pretty amazing.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna what do you mean, poor nothing. I'm gonna
extinguish the fire and liquid and all that and put
my sword away you all right?
Speaker 2: I yes, how did it cast it?
Speaker 8: What did it do?
Speaker 3: Nothing? Nothing? It breathed fire on. Oh well that's I
just I barely managed to.
Speaker 2: Jump up and watch the fire it was. It's pretty nasty.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna call over to Lash. Uh hey, Lash, don't
suppose you remember where they died and you last came here?
Like strings and strings and the dwarf.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's a bit further on.
Speaker 4: I like to rider if you want to go in
and see you, so I'm gonna walk on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna go with them to visit strings, wander around?
Can I get light from my my lantern? I'll light
my or I'll pick up this torch right here and
carry you with me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, uh, you know you guys head further in Walter.
You're like looking around for stuff. This place seems like
it was picked dryed anything a long time ago, presumably
by a group of dragon Barns and any scavengers that
weren't immediately murdered. Carlias pretty much, honestly, the only thing
I'm worth in here is strings. His body, which remains
where it pause. It has everything that strings had on him.
He's he doesn't have any like wounds on him, but
his face is like he's like he's he's rigamortis is
long stay in and he's like kind of like gripping
at his chest. His face in like a wide, wide
eyed shot because he was hit by that whale. Doesn't
look great, but the body of strings is really the
only thing of worth in here. From what you can tell.
Speaker 3: What does he have? Jay Wolf? All right, here we go?
Was Lash leading us back here? Did she come with us?
Speaker 2: Or?
Speaker 3: I don't think so?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't. I don't like being here, so I'm
just kind of in this chamber.
Speaker 3: Is just gonna follow Carlias then, because Carlias can see better.
Speaker 1: My harp, three daggers, my breastplate and shield, silver shallice,
heavy crossbow, the bloodstones.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: I forget what the bloodstones are, but I know they're important.
A portion of climbing, two Elvin short swords, the gauntlets
of shielding, my magical gauntlets, my magical halberd sends a bite,
fifteen rubies, one spear, the citron ring and a component pouch.
Speaker 2: You send me as that, I'm gonna print screen it, yeah,
put it in the in the discord.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and everybody can fight over it. Yeah, I think
he dry.
Speaker 4: I think he'll take the smaller things, but also like
the my amulet, oh in the end, the metal of Valor.
So after Carlis takes the things, he's actually gonna take
like a handkerchief kind of thing and lay it over
the face of strings. Okay, they're respectful, No one needs
to see that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Raja's picking up the body. Okay, what are you
what are you doing? I'm not leaving him to rotten here.
Speaker 2: I mean, we literally just scorched his soul, like, so.
Speaker 3: I'm going to give him a proper burial. Roger just
starts walking out. Roger seems mildly upset that you even asked,
and he's carrying the body out.
Speaker 2: Yep, I'm gonna look around a little bit more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to start exploring a little bit, kind
of like looting around and was there was there no
loot at all on the on the Banchees' corpse or anything.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 2: So there are a couple of sets of like bones,
but they have like like it's it's a beak, but
it does still have like skin on it. Because these
are more like mummified corpses. Because of the heat. Even
though it's dry in here, it's not at all in
any way damp. So you've got a few mummified corpses.
Most specifically that the one which seems to be most
intact and wasn't crushed under rubble or buried under any
level of sand, was that Elder Kesse in the center
of the room, which is I'll drag.
Speaker 3: Your character to it, Ja.
Speaker 2: But their bodies have all been like picked over the
there's nothing on them of worth. But there are a
couple of bodies. I think what you have is Elder Kesse.
Speaker 3: You have call Elder Alden.
Speaker 2: But these are all in here. These are bodies you've
been fighting over in the in the general room where
they all died in that fight which went down similarly
enough to lash his memory that we witnessed. But there's
nothing on them, there's like nothing. This place has been looted.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, then I would just rejoin them outside.
Speaker 2: Like old barrels and old casks and kegs and boxes
of food and things. But anything that they took or.
Speaker 3: Stole or most of the time they've pilfered on anyway,
because that was their job.
Speaker 2: But everything else has been taken. Did I roll like
an investigation to see if there was any sign of
like the door.
Speaker 3: Also a box or something way up here on the
map too.
Speaker 2: No one saw what happened to.
Speaker 7: The dwarf, so I don't think you know, no, but
like Carlias knows that he died in here, just like
you're trying to sort of wear Okay.
Speaker 3: Give men investigation checks.
Speaker 2: There is no sign of another more recent death other
than that body of strings. You're also there's no sign
of blood or you know, like flesh or anything else,
or no signs of struggle, or there's plenty of signs
of struggle, but it's all over because there's been multiple
fights in here recently.
Speaker 5: So whenever when you guys get back to the mean chamber,
I'm gonna say, I'm going to look at my pouch
and say, okay, I probably should have done this before
the fight. I wasn't thinking clearly. We do have these
rings and I just kind of pull one out and
hold it up, and they're the resistance rings. And I think,
am I already wearing mine?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Of course not.
Speaker 3: You're muted fairly, see I tried on mute. Yeah. I
was like, wow, you guys are really focused. I was saying,
there's a box up here and saying, so much, you
check and see there's anything in it. Oh, and then
I asked, Lash, do we have a have a fire
persisted ring? Because that would be yeah, I did when
I do the thing, I did not.
Speaker 5: Hear you say that.
Speaker 2: The you your twenty two investigation check what where?
Speaker 3: I just took for the whole past by the way,
all right, cool okay, While they're in there looking around
for a meal and investigating and searching for stuff, I
just walked back through the main room without saying anything,
and I'm carrying strings outside. Would I have spotted at
any point throughout this whole cave and all the knickknacks
and crap laying around, since these guys are treasure hunters
and thieves and all that, was there a shovel anywhere?
I think strings has one on them? No, does heat.
I'll have one in our you'll have one in our
starting gear anyway, ender mind. Yeah, I'm just walking outside
and Raja is like silently digging a grave by himself outside.
Speaker 2: I don't glad shovels because it's like a sand Okay, yeah,
one for sure, shovels. Anyway, I'm just trying to find
the info on those rings.
Speaker 3: By the way, I don't know what I did.
Speaker 1: With it, but I know, yeah, you said they were
like you randomize them. Also, I'm taking all every single
thing from strings pack.
Speaker 2: You each rolled like a da or something to do
did It's true?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we rolled for what resistances they were. I just
can't remember what they were.
Speaker 5: Sadly, I don't either. I would follow Rajah out just
kind of somberly with the body, and then I'm gonna
plunk down next to him while he's shoveling and just stare.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think I wrote them in the roll twenty though,
So I can probably just search.
Speaker 3: Through the history. Give me a second. Yeah, if anything,
we can rewatch the VOD of that episode and find
we can ye shadow, that's true.
Speaker 2: Still no, but I'll see if I can just find
I have like the whole thing. I think if I
look all right? Cool, just where to go for it?
So let's say that you guys head outside.
Speaker 3: You each.
Speaker 2: Stand around while Raja digs a sort of grave, and
you guys place strings body into it, and then maybe
solemnly head back in towards town.
Speaker 3: I'm assuming I can't get like a stone, like a gravestone,
but I guess I'll make a I'll put a marker
over it that just says strings, and then underneath it
Raja will inscribe with a knife that says, you can't
outrun your sins, but you can atone for them.
Speaker 5: So while this is happening, and while the shoveling is
going on and stuff, when he lowers strings into the
the meek shift grave, I'm gonna take off my sapphire
pendant and press it to my heart and then kiss
dependent and just put it down in with strings.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 2: That closes that chapter for you, yep. The and then
you bury him, you guys, yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll I'll wait until everyone finishes taking whatever items
off of him that we think we're gonna need, and
then commence with the burying. Is there anything he has
that looks like it's purely of sentimental value?
Speaker 1: There would be the flame Heart medallion that's like the
it's it's like a medal of valor in Crimson City.
Speaker 3: If no one else has already grabbed it or is
using it, I'm gonna hang that on the gravestone and
leave it.
Speaker 4: To our lass. It's gonna take that when we get.
Speaker 3: To Yeah, if he's already carrying it, then I'll leave
the thing unadorned and just make an inscription on it
and leave it there.
Speaker 7: Did did Raja do some like stupid I dig ship
and bury people quickly because he's Raja?
Speaker 3: Or did this take a little while?
Speaker 1: I feel like it would have taken a bit. We're
all kind of I mean, all kind of congregated outside.
Speaker 3: If anything, it's going slower because the haste spell has
worn off, and so Raja is like his fatigue. He's
on the he's on the crash down after a haste spell.
So he's kind of digging like slowly.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and lashes stunned and not in great mental shape.
Speaker 7: So she's not helping Meil's trying to get his head
around the harp. Carlas no, sorry, Carla's trying to get
his head around the harp while he's saying a few words.
Speaker 3: Lamb. Yeah. Oh so that's what the citron ring is.
Then I had my lightning resist two.
Speaker 2: There were two citrine rings. There was a jade ring
which was psyched resistance, and a spine l ring, which
is thunder. So you can dish those out however you want.
Because she's presenting them for the first time.
Speaker 5: I would when I'm offering them, I would.
Speaker 2: I've got my spine on thunderwey, I want to fire one.
Speaker 3: There isn't one. Don't think we have one.
Speaker 5: I would try to just see if I could keep
the jade.
Speaker 4: One, which not I think of it. Would I have
taken less damage from the when we were in the caves.
Is that considered a thunder under?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Actually thunder thunderwave is thunder damage.
Speaker 7: Ha ha.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say it wasn't wearing the ring at
that point.
Speaker 3: That's fine.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to take a citron one. What is
a citron is just thunder lightning resistance? Oh yeah, too, lightning.
Speaker 3: Since I already have a spell that allows me to
reactively dodge lightning, fire and acid. Raja's pointing at the
psychic one that lashes holding and says, would you mind
if I wore that one?
Speaker 5: And I kind of looked down it and I only
kept it because I thought it was the prettiest one.
I see, sure.
Speaker 3: Plus that's the one that uh wait, which one was
strings wearing he was wearing.
Speaker 2: A citrine, right, the citrine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll take the jade one because the
others mean a lot less in terms of damage.
Speaker 5: And so I am taking citrine. Is that right?
Speaker 3: That's only oh wait, hold on, do we only have
four rings? Two times?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's only four of you. Carla As has already.
Speaker 1: Gone, oh okay, okay, never mind you have Oh so
then uh taking whatever arden you would get the spinal one,
the thunder.
Speaker 3: And spinal thunder. We now interrupt this heartfelt funeral to
bring you divvying up Loot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lash and Walter citrin lightning, and then Raja steals
Slash's jade ring because Raja is a heartless.
Speaker 3: It's the only ring I need. The others don't do anything.
Speaker 5: Flash really likes ra She was.
Speaker 3: Like, shure, it's lucky, all right.
Speaker 2: And with that, I assume you guys head into town
and we bring the episode to.
Speaker 3: Raja will say, let's go back, let them know we
got this over with. But then as we kind of
start to mobilize, he's gonna catch Lash on the shoulder.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 3: He wanted to tell you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wanted to tell me what.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna just kind of point at the inscription that's
you can't outrun your sins and say it was him.
Speaker 5: What what do you mean.
Speaker 2: The dragon born that attacked your case?
Speaker 5: Not strings.
Speaker 3: He wanted to tell you, but.
Speaker 5: How can you be sure?
Speaker 3: He told me I was going to tell you earlier,
but he said he wanted to tell you himself, and
he was trying to find the right words for it.
Speaker 5: So he was my friend. He was good.
Speaker 2: I guess that means he hadtoned in some way.
Speaker 5: So I think at this point I just kind of
you see me sort of fall to my to my knees,
and I'm just kind of grabbing my face and and
I just say to the others go on and let
them go ahead, because lash down cry in front of
other people that I think she's about to lose it.
A lot has happened here.
Speaker 3: Rise is going to try and give her a hug
unless she shoves him off.
Speaker 5: No, she would, you know, lean in to that and
probably start sobbing.
Speaker 3: He just kind of motions to the others to move on.
We'll catch up.
Speaker 2: Shuffle everyone like like ard and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and with that we bring the session to our close.
Speaker 2: Thank you, everybody for playing, and thank you everybody for watching. Yeah,
sort of got some closure on the lash back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and now you can finally do the main quest.
Speaker 1: And then yellow Rock and then yeah with you, I
know you who took the gauntlets and the hell bird.
Speaker 3: By the way, that.
Speaker 2: Stuff is like not not in a bag, just pick
up strings bag, right, and then.
Speaker 5: We don't ever want this to end. So I don't
think we're gonna do the main quest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I mean we can sort who
gets what later, just go overed and discord. I think
uh Rajah is gonna argue for ownership of the gauntlets
because he's like the one who is consistently in melee
range damn it danger huh So the shield would be nice,
but other than that, the rest of it he isn't
arguing over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd say Carlis will probably take the bloodstones, the pendant,
the ring, ruby, any anything, the small stuff.
Speaker 2: All of the things you can just liquidate down to
gold as well if you want to.
Speaker 3: Just oh cool, because otherwise, Wait, is it true that
the only damage taken by the party was the fireball?
Oh my god? Yeah? Yeah, did everything else they did?
Speaker 4: Miss No, I got I got it.
Speaker 3: They got one slash on Carlias and then all the
rest of the damage was a friendly fire.
Speaker 2: To be fair, I completely expected you guys to haste that.
It even took slightly longer than I thought it would.
I knew that you were just going to go in
and get your own back. And I also know how
good you guys are dealing with like undead ship.
Speaker 3: We needed a good like.
Speaker 2: We fucking fuck fuck you guys.
Speaker 3: We needed that we win hit off. We hit level
six just in time, too, because that means Roger gets
the second type of favorite enemy, so I could make
uh fiens fiends is his favorite enemy, so we can
get all that bonus and resistances and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't always want you guys to just
sometimes it's nice to just go in and be.
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, good old smash and grab.
Speaker 3: Did you guys see the part where I jumped up,
went fully inverted and caught a fireball and then tacked
it into my sword and came back down and chopped
the demon and I I didn't see that.
Speaker 2: Actually, when did that happen?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 3: On the bright side, I learned cure wounds while I
was dead. Somehow so oh yeah, you won't be the
only person that can pick people back up for We're
never like, we're never, We're never getting stuck in that
situation again.
Speaker 2: I feel like Carlias would have walked over to Walter
and be like, whatever you did, more.
Speaker 3: Nice having like four shots at once, Like yeah, that's right, Okay, Yeah,
I was gonna say, I feel like I feel like
Haste was like the MVP of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah oh yeah, yeah that was that and the silence
at the beginning.
Speaker 3: That was.
Speaker 1: Literally the reason Strings is dead. That is why Strings
is dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't imagine how many people have died to
that stupid move. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: All right, well that's uh, that's a good episode Tuesday.
Speaker 2: You have to make up the time that you missed
at the beginning at the end, So we're just gonna
we're going to keep you here.
Speaker 3: Leave. I'll just do that when they would do that
in school, like yeah, yeah, you have to make it up.
Speaker 2: Now that I'm old, I'm like, how are you like
a forty year old man who actually cared about us
to actually enforced that ship. Yeah, Like, sometimes they're just
trying to fucking instill a sense of responsibility and the
kids with their kids, they hate you anyway.
Speaker 5: No, yeah, it's work.
Speaker 2: Let them go home, all right, let's do not seriously,
you need to stay here for like forty minutes.
Speaker 3: Now, I'll just talk about cryptocurrency.
Speaker 2: No no, no, she's got to buy usself, which is
gonna leave the stream.
Speaker 3: Okay, she's just got to s.
Speaker 5: I'm not afraid.
Speaker 3: Well, I have to turn off the stream. So I no,
I'm teacher. I'm the teacher right now that has to
stay after class.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you also have.
Speaker 3: To pay uh a quick round of shout outs.
Speaker 2: I'm going to start with Connor Cronus.
Speaker 4: I want to the gunslinger who's back in action, and
after three weeks of no dn D, I'm finally getting
that itch satisfied. But you guys can catch me two
fourth slash Conor Cronus. Recently, we've been playing a lot
of Ella Scrolls Oblivion and I love it. It is
another thing that I'm addicted to. So but you can
also find me this Sunday, I believe for table story Ilios,
where j is the DM who is going to try
and kill us.
Speaker 2: And I also play with Brad and he just sleeps
like all the time, I'm a four hundred and like
ninety nine year old. No, they don't get older than that.
He's about to die of natural causes. So yeah, he's
sleeping a k all right, he's not going to wake
up the frost touched. But curiosity, I don't know what
he's got. I don't think so he is an elders
Knight old people in D and D seem to kill
people before.
Speaker 5: They die, accidentally frees them to death.
Speaker 4: And I praised Garthus, who is a Goliath that got
tricked by a stupid freaking hammer. But I at the
same time love the hammer because it's a talking hammer
and it's powerful.
Speaker 3: Talking, evil, annoying hammer. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh, I also have a vendetta to kill Brad's first character,
which one of our other members probably won't like.
Speaker 12: So it's a good campaign exists, It's got a lot
in it, Uh mister hello.
Speaker 7: One day nine B M B SG, Monday, Saturday, always
there unless I'm here.
Speaker 3: It would be the only exception on Wednesdays.
Speaker 7: And we're gonna play some retro games as we do
after D and D, and then the rest of the
days we're gonna be going back to Dragon h two
then Inquisition, Vampire Masquerade and Jade Empire up as well, Noise.
Speaker 5: Vampire the Masquerade.
Speaker 3: That's gonna play it.
Speaker 5: It's a damn good game. I haven't finished it and
it's damn.
Speaker 3: Good, damn good. Uh, mister fell Excalaba, what's up, guys?
I am fair Light ex Caliber. You can find me
streaming usually seven days a week because I have no
life and right now I'm currently addicted to rim World.
So that's just been that nice. Uh, It's it's good.
Have you played it a lot?
Speaker 2: It's like hours.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yesterday I had my like my first huge
raid on the Colony and all my people got their
eyes blown out, legs blown off. This game was like,
I love this game, and I'm gonna go crying. I'm
gonna go cry in a corner because I lost all
my favorite guys. Yeah, but yeah, live every night uh
twists on TV Slash, fair Light, under Score ex Caliber.
Speaker 2: Although tonight I have to play Overwatch with Anthony.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. He's got a promotion. He's got a
promotion to go play Overwatch and he's like hardly played
it at all. So I told him i'd help him practice,
So that should be fun. Also, Raj is back and
so is all the bull crap. That's great. Did you
see that bar I jumped up in the air and
call a fireball and then sliced. Very good?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: I mean I hate it, but very good.
Speaker 3: Uh what Brad? Okay, were you expecting the fight to
be harder than that? No?
Speaker 5: No, he said he was expected to be pretty would.
Speaker 3: Just kind of blow them out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like shadow demons are scary, but not a level
six Like it's just whatever. I just expected you to
go in and funk with them.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't even sure if you would go in.
I was just freaking you out before when I was like,
this is an optional fight, remember just because I know that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was scared that.
Speaker 5: I was already scared of it.
Speaker 3: I was. And the and the funny thing is I
didn't even use protection from evil to make them all
have disadvantage on every attack we could. It could have
been even more stupid. But Haste. That Haste spell is disgusting.
Speaker 2: Is it possible to get addicted to a spell?
Speaker 4: Is that a thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're already addicted to Haste?
Speaker 2: Well that level two spell, level three, it's a level
three spell. So it consumes some good spell slots to
cast it twice. And also it's concentration, so if he
gets hit, he has to do a con save.
Speaker 3: Yeah, next turn it only it only takes one spell
slot to cast.
Speaker 2: Can I get this in like a potion form like school?
Speaker 3: Maybe? Funny thing is he could. The funny thing is
he could cast Haste on Lash and she just wouldn't
feel anything different because literally haste is just you get
all the rogue special abilities here. I actually have a
potion of speed on me.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I feel like I gave you
guys at one point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's only it's only me.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's just it is what it is. Stuff
will probably get more difficult from now on there, I think,
because level six is when ship starts to get difficult
on stuff, starts getting counter spell and ship like that
back on you and start fucking hard. Like it's at
level six when stuff like you miss getting hit a lot,
but when you're fighting one thing a lot of time,
if it does hit you, it fucking.
Speaker 3: Hits you hard.
Speaker 2: Yeahs out of the fucking sky and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: We're getting into the Yeah, it's that where they can
like do insane damage if they land to hit. And
we're also getting to the stage of the game where
there's gonna be lots of different enemies that can like
paralyze you, blind you, restrict you.
Speaker 2: This is where spells, spells and conditions start to begin
to rein like status effects like getting poisoned, blinded, deafened,
and frightened, so that on your turn you're doing everything
with disadvantage and you like can't move.
Speaker 3: That's that's what we're gonna be up against. Hey, you
have a fire artillery from the back line.
Speaker 2: The right setup. Like you went into that fight very
prepared and while in it, you're very strong in that fight.
So like approaching all fights like that, you'll always be
fine because I generally don't throw too much of an
unfair fight mm hm.
Speaker 5: You unless we're going he's gonna one shot our age
or sorry our healer in every fight.
Speaker 3: It also helps that we knew exactly what we were
up against. That makes a difference. ID roles as well.
Speaker 2: In that one, to be fair, like, I rolled a
four ones, wrote a lot of threes here as well.
I was like my dice weighted.
Speaker 3: Wrong to come in there and wait them. So yeah,
I don't know. We'll see how it goes. I don't know.
You guys.
Speaker 2: You guys are still very strong though, like Raja aside,
even even without him, you guys are broken anyway, Thanks
for the subverse.
Speaker 3: Talking to find you y'all.
Speaker 1: Can find me on my channel playing this Sunday. Find
me in Canada on my channel Canada Twitch dot tv
Slash Canada, where I'll be doing a live interview with
Justin Trudeau on he hates British people so much?
Speaker 3: Right, So tomorrow noon Eastern, that's happening. And uh this
what is it? This Sunday?
Speaker 1: Yeah, D and D this Sunday on my channel same
time as dust Veil three pm Eastern, and go join
our goddamn discorder. There's so many people complaining that they
don't get the twitch emails for these campaigns. Join our
fucking discord. For Christ's sakes.
Speaker 2: I feel like Tuesday doesn't deserve.
Speaker 5: Uh, I agree, just say, join the discord.
Speaker 4: Join that discord.
Speaker 2: Where can people find it, Jess?
Speaker 5: People can find me at Forward Last Tuesday, Gray and
all the internet places. And they can also find me
Friday playing Obelisk of the Sky with Brad Widow here
at four pm on Exploding Dice Channel and it's going
to be a one off for charity, So you guys
should be there and throw your money at the kids
you need it.
Speaker 3: I expect you all to be there, yes on what
are you going to be playing that day? Lash for
a Tuesday Last? Oh you're playing as Lash Okay, yep.
Speaker 5: She'll probably died pretty quick though.
Speaker 2: Everyone's playing there like they're like characters in stuff that
I've run for them before because I know I get
to just immediately kill them. And then of gens come out,
like there's all sorts of weird ship. One of the Pregens.
If you if you go through all of my Pregen
characters that I've made, the final one that comes out
is Cloud Strife, and he has a twenty in everything
except for.
Speaker 3: He's like broken.
Speaker 2: Just to get through the thing, I have all these
like we made a load of characters. They're all like homebrewed,
individual interesting characters, so when you die, you just get
one of those. I was going to do the Russian
doll thing, but then I was like, I feel like
you want to do that or do you want to
be a random character. I don't know what you'll I'll
be random, but I also feel you'll get annoyed to
be like I just played Lash. Yeah I was just
going to make a smaller lad.
Speaker 3: Come out of.
Speaker 5: And I'll just let make my voice smart.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: So everyone is playing like random characters. We've got Tuesday, Gray, Keywode,
Vertigo Gaming, and Tiger Writer, as well as Ascarin, who
is Exploding Dice. It happens on the Exploding Dice channel.
It's not on this channel group. It's for Saint Jude's.
It's like three to four hours long. It's just a
proper funck around. You can donate to affect things that happen.
Like I said earlier, like one of the things you
can do is donate. I don't know the exact amount yet,
but it's gonna be like one hundred dollars and you
instantly kill a player character. Is there going to be
a swear jar or something?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. So just show up if
you if you like D and D or all these streamers,
come to the Exploding Dice channel on Friday for E
s T. Even if you don't like dn D, just
fucking show up. And throw a fucking fiber in because
it's for charity. Yeah, you're fuck with charity.
Speaker 5: No, you don't, especially around Christmas guilt trip.
Speaker 2: So hopefully we'll see you there on Friday. If not,
we'll see you next week for more. That's very It's
not like Christmas Day next week?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 4: Monday?
Speaker 3: Monday after?
Speaker 2: I think we've got twenty seven fine, but we'll work
out stream.
Speaker 3: We should be here next week. We'll see then.
Speaker 2: Thanks for watching everyone. Let's let people go to fucking bed.
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