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Speaker 1: From Hollywood, The Judy can Over Show brought few weeks

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week by the Colgate Palmary Peach Company, makers of Palmilly

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Soap and Colgate Tooth Powder, Mammy Soap, Your Beauty, Hope

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and Colgate Tooth Powder.

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Speaker 2: For a breath of Sweet present The Judy Canova Show

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with mel Blank, Ruby Dandres Broon of Felton, Joe Kerns,

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The s Workman Opeks and his Orchestra and starring Judy Canova.

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Speaker 3: If it ain't build, it's tack. If it ain't waves,

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it's whack. If it nin't skirts, it's slack. Gotta beat

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this or that. If it I steer, it's doggy. If

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it ain't high, it's sooky.

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Speaker 4: If it ain't ay, it's fogy. Gotta be this all that?

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Speaker 5: Who can it be? If it ain't me?

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Speaker 4: I know it's not your brother.

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Speaker 5: Can't you see It's gotta.

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Speaker 4: Be just one way of the other. Tell me what

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I'm must know. If you don't lie, I'll go.

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Speaker 3: If it ain't yes, it's no gotta be this a

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bad illi say I'm act, I'm really in the mass

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man asking for my hands.

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Speaker 4: So you just understand this gotta be this a fad,

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I ain't gonna see it. And wait even I had

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a date.

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Speaker 3: In nineteen twenty as the gotta be this a fad?

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Speaker 5: Why I'm it?

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Speaker 4: One soldier from the side sif he was you kind

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of call and lanky handy dad, I reminded him of

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lovely native girlsy scene.

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Speaker 5: And hey, what is of you?

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Speaker 4: Bangy? So just make up your mind because if you don't,

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you fine.

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Speaker 3: I ain't a past time and you're love of the

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common contact with a baseball bat m.

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Speaker 4: Tata be.

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Speaker 6: Well.

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Speaker 2: Judy has decided to augment her vocal talents by becoming

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a musician, and as our scene open, she's practicing on

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the saxophone.

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Speaker 3: Draam audrum, joinium, I'm yes, Judy, come over here.

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Speaker 4: Take those air mups off. I'm coming, honey. How can

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you hear with those air mufs on? I can't. Hey,

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what do you think of my playing? That's my music

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sends you?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yes, MIT's this said?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 4: But that ain't the way I like to travel. Well,

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I learned a new number. Listen to this, okay, godl

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and Judy? What number was that song of India by

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Ramsky Kars The car M's the Corser car.

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Speaker 3: Well it sounded flat, my sur it's flat carsic cop

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was driving in on the ramsky.

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Speaker 4: Oh hey, this jitty and that's the mouse sting in

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that saxophone. Now I'm happy. Hm, that's settled it.

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Speaker 3: That's the last time I'll ever play the saxophone.

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Speaker 4: While I'm chewing bubblegum. Thank you, Raiam. Did you ever

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play a musical instrument? Oh? Yeah, honey, I used to

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play the tuba.

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Speaker 3: I put everything I had into that tuber. You did, yes,

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with my shape, I could jesse about naked.

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Speaker 4: Oho, mad Aggie. How'd you like my saxophone solo?

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Speaker 7: Well, Judy, I can't say much for your playing. Why

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must you always play swing? I'm staed up with popular music.

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Speaker 4: Well, shot, said I after I played it ain't popular?

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Speaker 7: Of course, I like some modern conductors, such as Paul

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Whitemancostilana whom do you like?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 3: I kind of lean toward Harry James, but Betty Gravell

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keep pushing me away.

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Speaker 4: Ah, but the old masters will live forever yep.

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Speaker 3: After all, why would music be today if Wagner didn't

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give a wag beet Hoven didn't give a beat, and

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damn Rush didn't guty you thought I was gonna cut

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and say durn didn't you? Well this I ain't getting

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my practicing done.

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Speaker 4: Hey, look, my judy. That man next door is opening

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his window and waving at you. O man, mister Michael,

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did you hear me playing indeed? I did you know Atterson,

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Topeka and Santa fe? Yeah? Do you want me to

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play it?

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Speaker 8: No? I want you to take it.

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Speaker 4: Oh, tell him, no mind this duty. He's just old

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meaning yeah, I know it.

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Speaker 3: He's so many uses, Bob, why for clothes line so

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the birds can't sit down?

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Speaker 4: Little birds. Feels so sorry for him. Just have a

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good fat any time. But to the time on the radio.

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Oh gosh, yeah, I nearly forgot my favorite program turning

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on drain him.

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Speaker 8: The toottl saxophone now uh is on the air.

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Speaker 2: Two little saxophones are dandy, built to get your mouth.

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Speaker 9: That's newt by morning. Keep it handy when you're going

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on that.

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Speaker 2: To uh to.

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Speaker 9: Hello, everybody, this is hot. Flickstein, you're a saxophone man.

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Are you a social outcast?

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Speaker 4: You sit home alone? Yeah? Night after night you do,

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uh huh.

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Speaker 9: Well, then take a saxophone course and be the life

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of the party.

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Speaker 6: If after six lessons, you don't play the saxophone beautifully,

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I'll kiss.

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Speaker 4: A pig shots. I've had six lessons. I wonder how

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I'm doing.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you went.

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Speaker 10: Wa wa, Turn.

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Speaker 3: That darned thing off, geranium, Just there, Dog's gone. It

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seems like every time I turned the radio on, some

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jug head stick's tato trap into the microphone and says.

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Speaker 9: Pardon me for talking in the face and reading.

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Speaker 4: Okay, bro, how do you like the way I play

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the saxophone?

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Speaker 9: Well, senor readA. I like the way you play it,

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but I don't like the way you hold it up

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to your mouth. Why, because that is what makes your music.

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Speaker 11: Come on, Senorita, do you play Shashtikhovi's Tchaikowski and knock

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money and off shosh the coverage Chaikowski and rach money off?

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Speaker 4: Now once more? Paid Rod to wash the sofa. You

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know it's not messing. Maxel don't like my playing neither.

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I asked him what he thought of my execution, and

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he said he was in favor of it.

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Speaker 9: Send you reader. If I was here, he wouldn't talk

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that way. I fought any golden gloves.

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Speaker 4: In the golden club. How'd you come out?

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Speaker 9: Pete?

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Speaker 11: First, I was in the heavyweight division of the Golden Gloves,

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But Pedro, you're not heavy enough.

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Speaker 9: Senor reading my Golden Gloves had led in him. But

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you know I want three fighting in row.

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Speaker 11: I fought kid Gonzales, Kid Ramires, Kid Garcia, and then

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I lost.

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Speaker 9: What happened?

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Speaker 11: They stopped giving me kids and made me fight him man.

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But the biggest moment of my career was when I

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fought Joe Lewis.

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Speaker 9: Boy, did I have him? Frighten? You had Joe Royd's

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see he thought he killed me. Later send read I

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we're going on late start and.

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Speaker 4: A hot t do YouTube Pedro.

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Speaker 2: That reo the cases clarenadam Is Orchestra playing in Acapulco.

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Speaker 6: Use Hall tooth.

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Speaker 10: Powder, keep smiling, just fly, use each morning and using

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each n do'n take a chance with your romans. Use

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Coldgate too power.

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Speaker 8: Remember this message from Colgate Toothpowder.

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Speaker 2: When the one you have a crush on gives you

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the brush off, quickly ask yourself, could I have a

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little breath of trouble? For that breath of trouble, I

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mean unpleasing breath has cooled many a romance. Yes, it's

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happened to thousands without their knowing, So don't you run

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the risk. Follow the Coldgate toothpowder routine. Brush your teeth

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night and morning and before every date with Colgate toothpowder.

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Speaker 8: For Colgate tooth.

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Speaker 2: Powder cleans your breath as it cleans your teeth, because

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scientific tests have definitely proved that in seven cases out

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of ten, Colgate tooth powder instantly stops unpleasing breath that

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originates in the mouth. What's more, no dndericus at any

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price clean your teeth more quickly and thoroughly than Colgate

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tooth powder. Remember to buy it first thing. Remember the

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name Colgate tooth powder with the accent on powder.

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Speaker 5: Don't take the.

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Speaker 10: Chimes with your.

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Speaker 8: Use cold Gate.

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Speaker 4: This Judy has a note from mister Maxwell's man next door.

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I see what it says.

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Speaker 3: Oh says he's coming over to tighten a part of

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my saxophone, so I can't.

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Speaker 4: Play so loud. YEA, well, what parts you go to titan?

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Speaker 3: This drip around my neck. But I'll show him. I'm

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gonna be a great musician. Yeah, honey, maybe someday you

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leave and play Carnegan Hole or the metropol.

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Speaker 9: Yes, miss d I heard you playing the saxophone and

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I've come to sign you up.

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Speaker 4: Oh are you from the Metropolitan?

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Speaker 9: No, I'm from Prudential.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I gotta start my flac GUIDs and again. Oh gee,

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that wasn't very good. I better run over it again,

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pull it out of the street. Ray Am, I told

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you we're gonna have trouble with that.

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Speaker 5: Man, and you read it.

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Speaker 9: I don't like our neighbor, mister Maxwell.

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Speaker 4: Pedro, If you don't like him, why were you playing marbles.

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Speaker 10: With his kid?

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Speaker 11: Well, we wasn't playing Marbora's. I had a fight with

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mister Maxwell and his kids was helping me pick up

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my ps.

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Speaker 4: Well how did the fight start?

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Speaker 9: Mister Maxwell dropped a bunch of leaves on my head. Off.

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Speaker 4: Now, Pedro, how could a bunch of leaves hurt you?

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Speaker 9: It was he leaves out of his dining room table.

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Speaker 3: If mister Maxwell ever saw my boyfriend palm Roy, he

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wouldn't bother.

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Speaker 4: That's right, Jerran palm Roy is big, isn't he?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yes, him, He's the original mister five by five palm

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Rod is the only man in the army who has to.

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Speaker 4: Fall out in a calm of three. Well that's dobell

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or is it Genian? Then? Missus truck the kind of

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other party you ever seen? His beauty will show him

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in party. Count.

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Speaker 9: Oh, I can't you as as as I could.

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Speaker 8: My heart sum need to this guise.

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Speaker 4: My brain began to.

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Speaker 9: Spin, and I flew to you on their wings.

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Speaker 4: Y'all go, Count, you better straighten up and fly right

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in here.

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Speaker 9: I heard about your troubles from your aunt. I gotta

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Oh what a stew you are eating?

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Speaker 4: What is the trouble with your neighbor? Wow? It started

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like this, Count, Why do you think of it? Count?

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Speaker 6: It is very good cherry, but I think you have

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a little too much for tissimo in your modato.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's just this tight dress I'm wearing. Listener Rescount,

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Oh my pretty, oh little digeon?

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Speaker 8: Oh shut up?

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Speaker 9: That man is a cowardly can I will fight you?

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Speaker 4: Might do it? Had a boy, Count, I am a

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duel at twenty faces, and you choose the weapons.

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Speaker 9: Oh no, I will let him choose the weapons. I

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will choose the number of faces.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can just leave the headlines now. Man in

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California fights deer with town in South America.

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Speaker 8: That is not true.

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Speaker 4: I would gladly face death for you, then go over

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and face that man.

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Speaker 9: But youerie that man is not dead. She read that

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man has insulted you in this. I cannot stand. I

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simply cannot stand.

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Speaker 4: What are you gonna do?

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Speaker 9: I'm going to lie down.

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Speaker 4: Listen, Judus, what is it geranium? Or is that mister

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mess Well? He's run our vegetable, ruin our vegetable.

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Speaker 5: How well?

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Speaker 4: He has a clay pigeon that he crossed with a

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mud hen and it's laying bricks all over our victory guards. Judy,

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I content anymore this.

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Speaker 7: We're going to sell this house. I'm going to call

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mister Golf, my real estate broker right now.

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Speaker 3: Well, I all came with me at Aggie. I'll write

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a ad for the newspapers too. Let me see, now,

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eighteen room house was.

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Speaker 4: Four square bathtubs.

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Speaker 7: Judy Well mentioning square bathtubs helped sell the house.

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Speaker 4: Why Shaw, that'll appail the people. When you take a

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bathroom a square bathtub, you can't.

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Speaker 5: Leave a ring.

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Speaker 3: Then study if we get a new house. I hope

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we don't get one with those modern gadgets. It's fact

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a white ran him well for one thing. I don't

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like those automatic fire sprinklers that turn on if the

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room gets too hot.

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Speaker 4: Why not.

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Speaker 3: Well, one night my boyfriend Palmero kissed me in the

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kitchen and before we knew it, we were swimming in

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three feet of water.

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Speaker 2: Hey, wait a minute, has anybody seen Judy?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, we saw she was in a little jukebox joint.

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Speaker 1: He designed the record machine.

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Speaker 10: So Judy Canova so mad she was seeing re.

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Speaker 8: She'd bang on the counter.

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Speaker 10: Jill the owner came over, and this is what Judy said.

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Speaker 3: I come here from far up the mountains, sweet burning

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music too. He put my nikel in what and just

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listen what I got. Gimme back my nicka. We don't

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like that stuff of the mountains. Hain't bick Burnald you

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money here.

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Speaker 4: I've heard beauty but no come from pigs. And then inco.

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Speaker 3: Give me back my Nika, rand Pappy warny about your

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saidy joys. Skinny back my Nika. Oh my six shooter's

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only gonna shoot five time. My three turn to mountains.

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Speaker 5: Nor lord Joli, harry.

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Speaker 4: Me repine my bye, s peez all out all that day.

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HOI give me back my Nika, he co.

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Speaker 3: Dingy or carousin a sports But I'll get back my neck.

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Speaker 4: To take it to the Supreme court. I must return

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to the mountain. I know way no more shall I carry.

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Speaker 5: Anyone that likes that.

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Speaker 4: That should be sent to out foot tray.

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Speaker 8: Gim remember Doctor's pruve Parmollis beauty results. It's true.

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Speaker 2: Doctor's prow parmolixap can bring two out of three women

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a more beautiful complexion.

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Speaker 8: In just fourteen days. And this plan was tested on

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women with all types.

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Speaker 7: Of skin, even women with dry skin, oily skin, rough skin,

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women as.

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Speaker 12: Old as fixty, even women whose skin wasn't clear.

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Speaker 2: Yes, thirty six doctors leading skin specialists have proved the

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fourteen day par Molli plan improves all types of skin. Yes,

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brings fresher, brighter, younger looking complexions. Start your fourteen day

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Parmlly plan. Now, it's as simple as one, two three.

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Speaker 8: Here's all you do.

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Speaker 12: One, wash your face with Palmolive soap.

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Speaker 8: Two.

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Speaker 12: Then massage your face for sixty seconds with Palmolive's soft,

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lovely lather. You see one full minute of this cleansing

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massage brings your skin Pomolive's full beautifying effect free.

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Speaker 2: Then rinse.

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Speaker 12: Do this just three times a day for fourteen days

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and that's all.

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Speaker 2: Remember, doctors proved this beauty plan with Parmolid soap brought

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two out of free of all women tested a more

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beautiful complexion in just fourteen days, no matter what beauty

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care they used before. So get par moliff.

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Speaker 8: So see what Parmala can do for your own complexion

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in only fourteen days.

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Speaker 12: And for tabo shower for loveliness all over, get the

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new big Christy birth size Pamela.

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Speaker 3: Well, Raggedy, you think the saxophone playing is improved.

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Speaker 7: Well, Frankly, Judy, the timber of your vibratos proves your

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ambushoor is bad. You haven't enough a legro in your pizicato,

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and you don't sustain your crescendo.

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Speaker 4: Now what does that mean in plain American? In plain American, Judy,

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you ain't got no small.

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Speaker 3: You may tell me that I'm a square, Well, let's

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say you're a little on the icky size.

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Speaker 4: All shock. Now, let's be fair about this thing. And Ragge,

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you ain't no Bobby Soycher yourself.

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Speaker 7: I may never have swooned it, Frankie Sinatra. That's There

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have been times when I felt a little saint.

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Speaker 4: Thank you radio. Do you like Frankie Sinatra singing? Oh yes, honey,

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mister Sinatra's singing really sends me. Sinatra sends you, Oh yes, ma'am.

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He may have to make two drifts, but he sends me.

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Speaker 9: Good morning, Good morning, ladies.

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Speaker 8: I have wonderful news.

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Speaker 4: Oh with mister my real estate broker. Have you sold

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a house?

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Speaker 8: Why yes, I sold it this morning and tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: We go to Escrow Ascrow day.

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Speaker 5: That's wall.

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Speaker 4: Is that anywhere near Pismo Beach?

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Speaker 7: Now swim myself, don't never night, whether you swim or not,

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we'll get away from that terrible neighbor.

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Speaker 4: Have you lined this up another place?

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Speaker 8: Oh, I've not only lined one up, I've bought it

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for you.

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Speaker 4: Sly mister God back your hope.

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Speaker 3: It ain't want no small Hollywood apartment, you do what well?

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Them Hollywood apartments is so small when you close the

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bedroom door of the door and now get in bed

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with you.

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Speaker 4: And you know them brass door. And I've was on

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a cold night, how hard it is to buy? What

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is these chases?

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Speaker 10: You said?

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Speaker 4: Well, you know what.

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Speaker 6: You Yes, there's something mysterious about it. I went to

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the Opa, but they referred.

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Speaker 4: Me to the FBI. Well what house was that?

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Speaker 9: The house on ninety second Street. Don't worry about the house.

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Speaker 4: I did buy it for you, I didn't it that

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house on Well, Now with sola house, I can flame

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a saxophone.

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Speaker 3: Oh why, mister Maxwell say, I thought you were a

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younger man, But you got white side burns.

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Speaker 8: These hard side burns. I've got cotton stuff.

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Speaker 3: In my ears might far greater cotton. There's some bow

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eavils crawling down your chin. What do you mean busting

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in like this?

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Speaker 4: Anyhow?

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Speaker 8: That's saxophone? Can't you play any other instrument?

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Speaker 12: Well?

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Speaker 4: I can play the split flip.

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Speaker 9: Don't you mean foop?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: When I play ice pray? Yeah, killo flies. But if

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York can't murders the bee, where's why'm.

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Speaker 8: Gonna be murdered?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you that if you think if I thought

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that you, if you think to say, what.

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Speaker 8: Am I mad about?

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Speaker 6: I forgot when I came over here to tell you,

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I just bought this house and I'm gonna throw you off.

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Speaker 4: Do you hear that?

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Speaker 5: Ad I eat?

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Speaker 4: Mister Maxwell bought our house and that mass back again?

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Speaker 6: Oh, come in, mister go miss Canova, about that house

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I bought for you. I forgot to tell you where

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it is. Here's the address, mister Goff, why he sold

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me this house? What house did you buy, Miss Canova?

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Speaker 4: When we bought your house?

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Speaker 8: Hey, no, we're right back where we started. What are

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we gonna do about it?

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't know what you're gonna do about it,

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but I gotta get back. I'm a practice. Oh my man,

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that boll. We all have dreams, some of 'em good

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and some of 'em bad.

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Speaker 5: But there's one dream we all.

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Speaker 3: Share with our loved ones and the armed forces who

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are still overseas, the dream of the time to come

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and we can all be together again.

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Speaker 5: I'll buy that dream. Imagine me with my head on

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your should and you with your lives getting ball a

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god who love moods and us we'd meadow to side

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that dream. Imagine me and a girl right and love,

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and you thinking that for my dolly, a church love,

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Oh and those last minute joy that dream, A honeymoon

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and Carrol and a brand new auto gyro and on

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my rocket and a.

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Speaker 3: Weed we'll settle down in Dallas and a little plastic dalace.

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Speaker 5: It's not as crazy as you think. Imagine me on

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our birth and a birth tree with one like you

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win the nurse dree. It doesn't sound bad.

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Speaker 4: And if it can be had.

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Speaker 10: A honeymoon carle little brand new lot garble and on

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my rocking.

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Speaker 6: In a way.

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Speaker 10: We'll settle down there, Dallas, in a little plastic power.

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Speaker 8: It's not as crazy as it nay.

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Speaker 5: Imagine me on a bird and a bird.

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Speaker 4: One like you in the Norse. It doesn't sound And

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by that.

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Speaker 2: This is burn Smith acting you to follow the fourteen

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day Palmy plan for a lovelier complexion, and don't take

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a chance with your romance. Use Colgate tooth powder night

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and morning and before every date. Good news, ladies, more

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points for used plats. Yes, you now get four points

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a pound for your used cooking fat, four instead of two.

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Those extra points will help you buy choice cuts of meat.

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Why has Uncle Sam increased the points for cooking fat.

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It's because there is an alarming shortage in industrial fats.

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So in order to hurry along wonderful peace time products,

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do save all the cooking fat you can if needed.

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In the manufacture of nylons, electric appliances, upholstery, textiles, baby

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carriages and hundreds of other articles. And don't forget soap

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requires a colossal amount of fat. You can speed up

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soap supplies by saving every possible drop of fat. You will,

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won't you remember your butcher now pays you four cents

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and four points for every pound of cooking fat.

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Speaker 8: Ah, here's duty, folks.

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Speaker 3: It was off the nice being riddy tonight, and I

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hope we'll all be together again next Saturday night.

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Speaker 4: In the meantime, please don't.

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Speaker 3: Forget the two products that bring us together each week.

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I'm Holly's open Holgate tooth.

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Speaker 4: Powder, the bestest in the world. This is Judy Canova

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from Hollywood, saying.

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Speaker 3: Goo Nair, wherever you may.

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Speaker 12: By hall.

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Speaker 5: Longly.

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Speaker 8: The Judy Canomoshaw was written by Bred Fox and Henry Hofo.

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This is the national broadcasting coming

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Speaker 5: Boom.