Speaker 1: Callaroga Shark Media.
Speaker 2: Hey there, Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news busy
Speaker 2: one today, and get rid of the kids because the
Speaker 2: second story is just a little bit too naughty for
Speaker 2: their ears, know what I'm saying. Let's start with Saturday
Speaker 2: Night Live and they're not messing around when they come
Speaker 2: back on March first. Your host Shane gillis, Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: pretty cool. Tate McCrae's your musical guest, and on March eighth,
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga will double up as host and musical guest.
Speaker 2: We saw as recently as Friday. How of course he's
Speaker 2: musically talented, but also comedically talented, which is exciting. All right,
Speaker 2: are the kids gone? Because I gotta tell you about
Speaker 2: this Marlon Wayns feud sports Katia reports. The actor, comedian, writer,
Speaker 2: and producer Marlon Wayans dropped an AI assisted country disc
Speaker 2: track aimed at Soldier Boy. The rapper and record producer.
Speaker 2: Marlon went on Insta on the fourteenth and posted what
Speaker 2: do you say about my Mama? We will get to that.
Speaker 2: In the disc track, Marlin made some suggestions. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: quite quite quite quite quite paraphrase here. I'm gonna use
Speaker 2: some alternate language here. I'm reading the transcript from sports
Speaker 2: Kidia of the lyrics of the disc track, and I'm
Speaker 2: going to paraphrase them. And again, I'm not saying any
Speaker 2: of these things about Soljia is true. I'm just telling
Speaker 2: you what the distract says, paraphrasing from the disc track,
Speaker 2: Soldier Boys on Kernak and meth. I can smell it
Speaker 2: on his breath. Yes, he's on that Krif it's Kernak
Speaker 2: and myth, then the next line is a suggestion that
Speaker 2: Soljia would do a favor for a man in exchange
Speaker 2: for rock that is rhymed with He looked like flavor
Speaker 2: Flave without the clock. Apparently, Marlon also doesn't like Soldier
Speaker 2: Boy selling bitcoin, paraphrasing the lyrics, ain't rappin', just gaming
Speaker 2: and selling people crappy coins. He's a mess without a chest.
Speaker 2: His only hit with Superman now he ain't got nothing left.
Speaker 2: Twitter user kazin six commented, never argue with the comedian.
Speaker 2: This apparently goes back to January. You see Soldier Boy
Speaker 2: performed at the Crypto Ball in Washington, d C. Which
Speaker 2: was a celebration of Donald Trump's presidential win. Marlin apparently
Speaker 2: supported a different candidate and sold one oh one point
Speaker 2: one the Whiz, I mean Soldier Boy. He even canceled.
Speaker 2: Nobody cares about Soldier Boy, so Soldier Boy better go
Speaker 2: out and get that check. He don't care. I think
Speaker 2: they thought it was a bitcoin event. They found out
Speaker 2: it was a ball for him, and it was too
Speaker 2: late to pull out. But you know that's why you
Speaker 2: got to check the fine print. Soldier Boy apparently didn't
Speaker 2: appreciate the comments said on the Wiz. Soldier Boy tweeted,
Speaker 2: and I'm paraphrasing here, I'll urinate on your mother's grave.
Speaker 2: I'll dig your mom up and kill that B word again.
Speaker 2: Last week, Soldier Boy made fun of Marlin's role as
Speaker 2: an FBI agent in White Chicks, posting words like and
Speaker 2: I'm paraphrasing here. I can't believe I'm marguing with a
Speaker 2: fella that dressed up like a white B word. WTF
Speaker 2: is wrong with me? Then Soljia wrote, and I'm quite
Speaker 2: paraphrasing here. Ain't your son a transit that performs favors
Speaker 2: at Marlon Wayans In his latest interview with TMZ, Morland
Speaker 2: said that the rapper could join in the reboot of
Speaker 2: Scary Movie as a crack and a meth head all
Speaker 2: mixed together. He also made fun of Soldier Boy's teeth.
Speaker 2: In a TMZ reel, Morland said, I need someone who
Speaker 2: looks like a wet muppet. I want someone that looked
Speaker 2: like they sell your car, rob you, and perform a
Speaker 2: favor a man would enjoy, all at the same time
Speaker 2: Soldier Boy. On February twelfth, Soldier Boy tweeted a Google
Speaker 2: search Engine screenshot showing two twenty twenty three articles from
Speaker 2: TMZ and Men's Journal about Marlon embracing his child's sexuality.
Speaker 2: Soljier Boy captured his post something that I can't even bearaphrase,
Speaker 2: but ended it with it's in your blood. Wayns responded,
Speaker 2: if Soljier Boy had a career, he'd get canceled for
Speaker 2: this type of slander. Luckily, he ain't been relevant since
Speaker 2: two thousand and seven. Wayns posted a picture of Soldier
Speaker 2: and wrote, Hey, Soldier Boy, my child had top surgery
Speaker 2: and still has more chest than you. Keep an eye
Speaker 2: on that one. How's that for an open Today, Hulu
Speaker 2: has released a trailer for the upcoming Company Special from
Speaker 2: Chris de Stefano that'll be out on the twenty first,
Speaker 2: just a few days from now, titled It's just Unfortunate,
Speaker 2: Chris riffs on his three Puerto Rican kids his dad's
Speaker 2: rudimentary understanding of Latin culture. I've got the clip here.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go first. I think this material is very
Speaker 2: hack like, very Let's listen.
Speaker 1: I found a beautiful Latino woman, and now I'm proud
Speaker 1: to say I have three kids Puerto Rican. Three Puerto
Speaker 1: Rican kids. If their names are Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria,
Speaker 1: they have my daughters. But then I also have a
Speaker 1: thirteen year old step son. All Right, I love my
Speaker 1: step son. He's almost like my family. He sleeps right
Speaker 1: there on my property. My girl she wants a guy
Speaker 1: who knows how to build stuff. I don't know how
Speaker 1: to build anything. I can build walls. Emotionally, there's the
Speaker 1: thing about my father. My dad really is trying, okay,
Speaker 1: but he's got a third grade education. He like to me.
Speaker 1: I've been doing the research, and they don't throw sweet
Speaker 1: sixteens in the Latina culture. I've been talking to my
Speaker 1: friends down at the bodega, and they sold the ponies
Speaker 1: for the girls at fifteen. They call them case.
Speaker 2: It dis Chelsea Handler has a special coming out. It
Speaker 2: is called The Feeling That One not till March twenty fifth,
Speaker 2: that'll be on Netflix. Let's listen to a piece of it.
Speaker 2: I've clipped it here to get rid of a naughty word.
Speaker 3: I blame COVID for pickleball, right, we didn't have to
Speaker 3: hear about pickleball before COVID.
Speaker 2: Pickleball.
Speaker 3: That is not a subject that I can take seriously.
Speaker 3: When people bang on and on about pickle that is
Speaker 3: not real exercise. Okay, so shut up about it.
Speaker 2: Chelsea then goes on and says some more naughty words,
Speaker 2: tagging it out. That's not real exercise. Okay, so shut
Speaker 2: the f up about it. You'd burn more calories shoving
Speaker 2: an actual pickle up somewhere on a pickleball court than
Speaker 2: playing a game of pickleball very hard. The show Clean Lately,
Speaker 2: Chelsea says, I stand by my comments about pickleball. I
Speaker 2: also stand by my stories about Andrew Cuomo, George W. Bush,
Speaker 2: and Bill Cosby. I shared lots of tea in this special,
Speaker 2: just when I thought there was no more tea to spell.
Speaker 2: March twenty fifth for that special. February twenty fifth. She
Speaker 2: has a book coming out calling I'll have what she's having.
Speaker 2: George Lopez's special came out yesterday. I find it really weird.
Speaker 2: No press, like, no press at all. George didn't do
Speaker 2: any press. That's weird, especially when a big comedy special
Speaker 2: come out. I didn't see anything. I looked. Rosebud Baker
Speaker 2: special came out. Rosebud did press for The La Times.
Speaker 2: They asked her about the first two months of twenty
Speaker 2: twenty five. Rosebud said, I feel like we were sober
Speaker 2: and now we're shooting myth. Like when in the first
Speaker 2: week shooting myth. Being at SNL as a writer taught
Speaker 2: me to read the news and not have an emotional
Speaker 2: reaction to it. It's like I've trained my brain to
Speaker 2: read and think, Okay, what's funny about that. It's almost
Speaker 2: like training herself to be a psychopath. The La Times
Speaker 2: asked if she went into labor while taping these special
Speaker 2: has two ports. Rosebud said that was actually all part
Speaker 2: of the plan. I was pregnant and I knew I
Speaker 2: wanted to shoot a special. It had been so long
Speaker 2: since I shot Whiskey Fists, and I wanted to get
Speaker 2: material out there. But I honestly didn't know if I
Speaker 2: was fully ready. I've seen a lot of material from
Speaker 2: pregnant people, but I've seen a lot of material about
Speaker 2: what happens after, and I was really curious and mostly
Speaker 2: anxious about what happens after because I wasn't even fully
Speaker 2: convinced that I was doing the thing right. One day,
Speaker 2: I was sitting at the Comedy Cellar talking to Ryan
Speaker 2: Hamilton about it, and he was like, you should just
Speaker 2: shoot some now and shoot them later and then put
Speaker 2: it together. And I was like, why don't I do that?
Speaker 2: Then I was like, what if I shot it the
Speaker 2: same way, in the same place and the same color
Speaker 2: outfit on the same stage, but one year later, and
Speaker 2: I'd sort of just be reporting for the people, like
Speaker 2: half journalism. Sam be apparently not happy with Lauren Michaels.
Speaker 2: According to the book Lauren The Man who invented Saturday
Speaker 2: Night Live. Lauren apparently said that Sam's style of comedy
Speaker 2: is too strident and political for his show. Sam told
Speaker 2: the Daily Beast podcast, I mean, literally, imagine calling anyone
Speaker 2: strident when you've built a career out of elevating the
Speaker 2: loudest guy in the room. Apparently, Lauren had said, it's
Speaker 2: the hardest thing for me to explain to this generation
Speaker 2: at the show nonpartisan. We have our biases, we have
Speaker 2: our people we like better than others, but you can't
Speaker 2: be Samantha Bee. He said, I get referenced in the
Speaker 2: book as being someone that Michael's doesn't want to emulate
Speaker 2: it anyway. I can see the point. He's right. I
Speaker 2: am one sided, and I am stritent, proudly so. Mindy
Speaker 2: kaaling As a comedy picked up for a series at Hulu.
Speaker 2: It's called Not Suitable for Work, a comedy about young
Speaker 2: professionals in New York. I feel like we've had one
Speaker 2: or two of those not Suitable for Work. We'll follow
Speaker 2: five work obsessed twenty somethings striving for professional success and,
Speaker 2: if they have the time, personal happiness in Manhattan's most
Speaker 2: glamorous neighborhood, Murray Hill. No cast yet. Let's see we're
Speaker 2: getting along here. I'm gonna bounce a couple of things.
Speaker 2: You get bounced. Take Nataro, We'll say for tomorrow. How
Speaker 2: about John Oliver? Late Nighter points out that Max gave
Speaker 2: in and they're putting last week Tonight clips back on
Speaker 2: YouTube in olden times, they would post the main story
Speaker 2: on YouTube on Mondays. There was a time I didn't
Speaker 2: have HBO Max and that's how I would consume it.
Speaker 2: They had stopped doing that and wouldn't release the clips
Speaker 2: until Thursday. At that time, John Oliver's that he was
Speaker 2: annoyed by the YouTube delay, calling it massively frustrating, and
Speaker 2: added I was not happy with it at all. What
Speaker 2: I love about having the show on YouTube is we
Speaker 2: can reach beyond HBO subscribers. That feels really important to me.
Speaker 2: I really really appreciate the fact that they do that.
Speaker 2: I would rather they did it straight after the show
Speaker 2: the way we've always done it, but I'm very grateful
Speaker 2: they're willing to still do it at all. Well, it
Speaker 2: is back on Mondays now, so that's good. Now, something
Speaker 2: must be going on because Oliver, you know, he appeared
Speaker 2: on The Daily Show last week. Now he went on
Speaker 2: Colbert that combined with the clips coming out on Mondays again,
Speaker 2: somebody seeing something. It's the metrics are down, or they're
Speaker 2: noticing John Oliver's not in the national conversation as much
Speaker 2: as he could be. Something is motivating a publicity campaign.
Speaker 2: Really interesting anyway, Oliver was on Colbert Monday Night. Stephen said,
Speaker 2: you're a recent citizen. How do you feel you're still
Speaker 2: gonna stick it out? A You're gonna head back to England?
Speaker 2: John said, oh no, I'm sticking it out. I'm going
Speaker 2: down with the Titanic. I know there might be life
Speaker 2: rafts available, but I'm tuning up. And they started to
Speaker 2: play a fake violin. I don't know how surprised you
Speaker 2: were about any of this. All of this was pretty
Speaker 2: much foreseeable. Oliver encourages the recent protest. He pointed out
Speaker 2: some twenty seventeen protests that sprung up after Trump signed
Speaker 2: a Muslim travel band. Oliver said, you can send a message.
Speaker 2: You don't have to wait to vote. It's valuable sending messages.
Speaker 2: Even if that message is f this crap, It's sometimes
Speaker 2: the strongest message to send. Boy, should I just record
Speaker 2: tomorrow show? Now? I am bouncing sons of stuff. I
Speaker 2: don't want these episodes to be too long. And you
Speaker 2: know I've got some catchup stuff. Because we talked about
Speaker 2: SNL for a lot of days. Say what can I
Speaker 2: tell you about? Quickly? Will Arnett showed up The Comedy
Speaker 2: Seller last week to do a stand up set, He
Speaker 2: went on as Alex Novak, who really is Will Arnett?
Speaker 2: Alex Novak, a newcomer to the comedy scene. Will worked
Speaker 2: off notes people believe, possibly a script. During his set,
Speaker 2: Will Arnett reportedly joked about his recent divorce. Arnett is
Speaker 2: working on a film with Bradley Cooper directing. The film
Speaker 2: was called Is This Thing On? The movie, which also
Speaker 2: stars Sean Hayes and Lord Dern, reportedly features Bradley Cooper
Speaker 2: in a supporting role with Will Arnett as a comedian
Speaker 2: navigating divorce and a career change. So that would make
Speaker 2: sense why he's working out such a set. Kevin neil
Speaker 2: In was on two beers. I wanted to play this
Speaker 2: yesterday but just didn't have enough time. He told a
Speaker 2: story about Norm MacDonald to Burt Kreischer. A good story here,
Speaker 2: Let's listen.
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Speaker 4: I would work with him, see him all different ways
Speaker 4: to be bloated, and then he'd be thin from all
Speaker 4: the medicine he was taken. People thought he was drunk,
Speaker 4: but it was the medicine he was taken. In hindsight,
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Speaker 2: And I have not had an opportunity to share with
Speaker 2: you that roy D Mercer passed away. Roy D Mercer
Speaker 2: was longtime Tulsa radio host Brent Douglas. Douglas voiced Roydy
Speaker 2: Mercer and used him in prank phone calls that used
Speaker 2: to be a big thing. There were more than twenty
Speaker 2: comedy albums of roy D Mercer prink calls between nineteen
Speaker 2: ninety six and twenty thirteen. Brent Douglas voice of roy
Speaker 2: D Mercer was sixty nine not your comedy news for today.
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