WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.879 --> 00:00:09.400 You are about to witness amazing Emo has. 2 00:00:09.359 --> 00:00:13.320 Coming living Mon's property of all times. 3 00:00:16.320 --> 00:00:21.600 Yes, my bow suck on you bow down to your master. 4 00:00:31.199 --> 00:00:34.679 Then you did it. Then you did it? 5 00:00:35.719 --> 00:00:37.119 Where you did? 6 00:00:43.119 --> 00:00:56.000 Allowed to play? 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Plastic I go about Bristo. 18 00:01:35.799 --> 00:01:38.400 It's a Big Man mar Show. 19 00:01:44.359 --> 00:01:46.640 Welcome to the working week. 20 00:01:47.079 --> 00:01:51.200 It's on such a core kick back, makes up the 21 00:01:51.560 --> 00:01:55.359 jop it and make it hardcore and hang a whisby 22 00:01:55.480 --> 00:01:56.400 and then mess. 23 00:01:56.319 --> 00:01:57.439 Picked up your soul. 24 00:01:57.640 --> 00:01:59.480 There line you're on the air. 25 00:01:59.560 --> 00:02:28.439 Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show BMMS. Whatever 26 00:02:28.479 --> 00:02:30.719 you'd like to say to eight two nine four five. 27 00:02:31.319 --> 00:02:35.120 Listen online the website that Rocks that's kmod dot com. 28 00:02:35.120 --> 00:02:38.639 Past shows are available on iTunes search under BMMS. Listen 29 00:02:38.680 --> 00:02:41.960 with your cell phone. Get the iHeartRadio app, available from 30 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:44.520 the app store of your cell phone provider. More on 31 00:02:44.560 --> 00:02:48.240 that at iHeartRadio dot com and we are on Facebook, 32 00:02:48.599 --> 00:02:52.360 Facebook dot com, slash, BMMS six y nine. That's where 33 00:02:52.360 --> 00:02:54.960 you can hang out with us each and every day. 34 00:02:55.520 --> 00:02:59.159 Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Cormyn, Good morning, give me oil, 35 00:02:59.520 --> 00:03:03.680 Good morning Corbyn. We've got tickets that we're gonna give 36 00:03:03.680 --> 00:03:08.719 away to see Shine Down. They are going to be 37 00:03:08.919 --> 00:03:11.919 at the Paycom Center on May twenty third. Get your 38 00:03:11.960 --> 00:03:15.319 tickets Paycomcenter dot com. We got past and worst of 39 00:03:15.360 --> 00:03:17.719 the weekend. We got our listeners are awesome. Jeff Hensley's 40 00:03:17.719 --> 00:03:21.680 gonna join us. We are starting late because nobody paid 41 00:03:21.719 --> 00:03:26.719 the electric bill, damn it or support bill or whatever 42 00:03:26.840 --> 00:03:30.520 joke you'd like to make. But we're here now and 43 00:03:30.840 --> 00:03:33.360 uh we're gonna get started with the show right now. 44 00:03:33.560 --> 00:03:35.960 You Normally at this time we would do news quikies. 45 00:03:36.280 --> 00:03:38.159 These are stories that you may have missed in the news, 46 00:03:38.159 --> 00:03:42.639 but we cover them here if you'd like to hear them. 47 00:03:44.080 --> 00:03:46.960 Time for news quikies, World news, local news and news 48 00:03:46.960 --> 00:03:49.879 that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn, GiB 49 00:03:49.960 --> 00:03:52.560 and Lindsay with what's going on newsquikies from The Big 50 00:03:52.599 --> 00:03:53.680 Man Morning Show in ninety. 51 00:03:53.479 --> 00:04:01.280 Se dude sus Amazon over lost brain cells from whippets. 52 00:04:02.520 --> 00:04:05.840 Felix Kraus out of Buffalo, New York, has lost a 53 00:04:05.879 --> 00:04:08.599 lot of brain cells over the years, and he believes 54 00:04:08.840 --> 00:04:12.599 Amazon is to blame. The thirty three year old is 55 00:04:12.639 --> 00:04:17.480 suing Amazon, claiming that the company knew, knew that the 56 00:04:17.600 --> 00:04:22.560 nitrous oxide canisters he purchased from the company weren't really 57 00:04:23.079 --> 00:04:28.720 for culinary use. For years. Felix says he was a 58 00:04:28.759 --> 00:04:33.800 fan of whippets and he now suffers from neurological damage, 59 00:04:34.079 --> 00:04:38.199 memory loss, and tremors as a result. Now he wants 60 00:04:38.199 --> 00:04:42.040 to see Amazon get the book thrown at them through 61 00:04:42.079 --> 00:04:45.800 his litigation, and he claims the company's website passed off 62 00:04:45.839 --> 00:04:49.480 the canisters as safe and legal. 63 00:04:51.720 --> 00:04:55.399 I think my thought on this is huh right, what 64 00:04:55.439 --> 00:04:56.519 are you talking about? 65 00:04:58.519 --> 00:05:01.560 Right, he blamed, Like, you're not going to use those 66 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:03.240 for actual whip cream. 67 00:05:04.439 --> 00:05:11.160 Whatever, and you have to buy a special crackers. No, 68 00:05:11.279 --> 00:05:13.519 it's a thing that busts the co two so you 69 00:05:13.560 --> 00:05:14.199 can inhale. 70 00:05:14.199 --> 00:05:17.839 It usually made out of plastic or metal. 71 00:05:17.920 --> 00:05:20.240 Get the metal ones. Oh yeah, the plast ones always 72 00:05:20.279 --> 00:05:23.279 break out. They're good for like maybe four rounds. That's 73 00:05:23.279 --> 00:05:26.319 about It's what I've heard, But yeah, you need so 74 00:05:26.519 --> 00:05:29.680 you you had to research or someone had to show 75 00:05:29.720 --> 00:05:33.120 you unless you I can't imagine you were using a 76 00:05:33.199 --> 00:05:37.160 whip creamer right and putting the thing in then, though 77 00:05:37.160 --> 00:05:40.480 I know people some people do that, right, Right, You're 78 00:05:40.519 --> 00:05:42.720 not gonna sue research because they sell the whip cream 79 00:05:42.720 --> 00:05:47.000 in the can. You're right, You're right. 80 00:05:47.560 --> 00:05:50.160 Somebody would though, maybe just to give try to get 81 00:05:50.160 --> 00:05:53.079 a payout, right, which is what this guy is trying 82 00:05:53.120 --> 00:05:57.079 to do. Well, that arrested for DUI found sleeping with 83 00:05:57.240 --> 00:06:01.000 Tesla autopilot on. Now, if you've ever wondered, hey, if 84 00:06:01.040 --> 00:06:03.399 I have my automatic driving car, take me home, can 85 00:06:03.399 --> 00:06:04.399 I still get a DUI? 86 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:04.759 Yes? 87 00:06:05.639 --> 00:06:08.680 And here's the reason why. Comes out of Sarasota, Florida. 88 00:06:08.879 --> 00:06:11.519 Thirty seven year old Gal Kimberly Brown's name. She went out, 89 00:06:11.920 --> 00:06:15.639 got tanked right, two times over the legal limit is 90 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:19.480 what she blew, right, So she's like, hey, Tesla, take 91 00:06:19.560 --> 00:06:26.279 me home. So Tesla takes her home, and apparently the 92 00:06:26.360 --> 00:06:30.959 Tesla has centers in it that forces you to be 93 00:06:31.079 --> 00:06:34.600 alert and facing forward for the. 94 00:06:34.560 --> 00:06:35.639 Autopilot to work. 95 00:06:35.720 --> 00:06:38.079 Right, Well, she just curls up and goes to sleep 96 00:06:38.199 --> 00:06:41.319 and with those, if you're not alert and facing forward, 97 00:06:41.399 --> 00:06:44.360 the car just shuts down, which is exactly what happened 98 00:06:44.399 --> 00:06:47.279 to this car in the middle of the interstate center lane. 99 00:06:47.480 --> 00:06:50.959 Just that's why police were called out. 100 00:06:51.279 --> 00:06:54.240 They get there, they find her, she blows over two 101 00:06:54.240 --> 00:06:54.920 times a limit. 102 00:06:55.279 --> 00:06:58.600 They ended up taking her in. Everybody knew this is 103 00:06:58.600 --> 00:06:59.879 what they're gonna use autopilot for. 104 00:07:00.160 --> 00:07:05.079 Absolutely, absolutely not so I could read a book. 105 00:07:05.560 --> 00:07:08.480 There's a whole porn subgenre of people having sex and 106 00:07:08.480 --> 00:07:14.480 teslas on autopilot. Really chicken. That just terrifies me. Right, 107 00:07:15.120 --> 00:07:23.199 somebody you know, sneezes. I don't know, right, that's not 108 00:07:23.279 --> 00:07:30.959 the wheel quick jerking. It just thought. New World screwworm 109 00:07:32.519 --> 00:07:37.720 increases as cases detected near the US A flesh eating disease, 110 00:07:37.920 --> 00:07:42.639 a flesh eating insect called the new worm scare screwworm. Sorry, 111 00:07:42.639 --> 00:07:45.360 the New World screw worm has been detected less than 112 00:07:45.360 --> 00:07:48.519 one hour south of the Texas border with Mexico. Agricultural 113 00:07:48.519 --> 00:07:53.040 Commissioner said, ah god Miller, So that's not a matter 114 00:07:53.079 --> 00:07:55.879 of if it's coming here. But when he says the 115 00:07:55.920 --> 00:07:59.759 USDA has started sending farmers and ranchers a screw worm detection, 116 00:08:00.560 --> 00:08:02.639 which is not a movie Lendsay will promote at nine 117 00:08:03.480 --> 00:08:06.319 when a cow gets sick from the parasitic fly, they're 118 00:08:06.360 --> 00:08:09.959 supposed to send a sample back to DC and to 119 00:08:10.079 --> 00:08:16.040 explain more of Ah, wouldn't have it any other way. 120 00:08:16.240 --> 00:08:18.839 I had this all prepped for the video so you 121 00:08:18.879 --> 00:08:21.360 could hear the lady explain how it works, but because 122 00:08:21.360 --> 00:08:25.720 of the okay, So basically what happens is after the 123 00:08:25.759 --> 00:08:29.920 male and female this fly, the screwfly, I guess mate, 124 00:08:30.319 --> 00:08:34.279 the female then finds a live, warm body to implant 125 00:08:34.320 --> 00:08:38.679 the one hundred to three hundred eggs into, of which 126 00:08:38.879 --> 00:08:42.679 will hatch the next day and will then embed further 127 00:08:42.799 --> 00:08:49.240 into your skin. You can google New World screwworm injuries 128 00:08:49.360 --> 00:08:54.279 and see what kind of injuries it does to animals 129 00:08:54.720 --> 00:08:58.759 and people. Now, if you know what the what is it? 130 00:08:58.799 --> 00:09:01.919 The oh god? Yeah, if you know what is it? Flybot? 131 00:09:02.000 --> 00:09:04.240 What is the little fly? Fly? Buttfly? That's what it is. 132 00:09:04.639 --> 00:09:11.120 Uh that it's very similar to this, just more nasty. Yeah. Yeah, 133 00:09:11.159 --> 00:09:13.080 a lot of it happens to animals because they can't 134 00:09:13.080 --> 00:09:13.360 tell you. 135 00:09:13.879 --> 00:09:14.000 Uh. 136 00:09:14.240 --> 00:09:18.120 So the eggs would hatch, the infestation would really start, 137 00:09:18.360 --> 00:09:21.320 and it would be then quite painful and heat up. 138 00:09:21.360 --> 00:09:23.480 You would see a difference. You would have to seek 139 00:09:23.519 --> 00:09:27.159 medical attention, of course. But it isn't just a I'll 140 00:09:27.159 --> 00:09:31.399 go away and that pain will go away. No, it's 141 00:09:31.440 --> 00:09:33.879 the massive hole in the back of this guy's head. 142 00:09:34.000 --> 00:09:37.399 And screwworm is the term because it does look like 143 00:09:37.559 --> 00:09:40.440 a screw and as the egg hatches, it does what 144 00:09:40.559 --> 00:09:45.600 a screw does. It embeds further in by twisting into 145 00:09:45.720 --> 00:09:46.399 the skin. 146 00:09:46.360 --> 00:09:48.159 And screws you over big time. 147 00:09:48.639 --> 00:09:50.799 And you say this is in Texas, it is an 148 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:54.600 hour south of the Texas border, and commissioners said. Ah 149 00:09:54.840 --> 00:09:58.080 Miller said, it's not a matter of if it's coming, 150 00:09:58.159 --> 00:09:58.639 but when. 151 00:09:59.120 --> 00:10:04.759 Okay, ye stay down there, stay down there. I'm good. 152 00:10:04.799 --> 00:10:07.200 I'm good on all this. This gives me a reason 153 00:10:07.240 --> 00:10:08.279 not to go to Texas. 154 00:10:08.399 --> 00:10:10.799 So, like for those who don't know, the magets and 155 00:10:10.799 --> 00:10:13.759 stuff need dead. It can't be a living, right, It's 156 00:10:13.759 --> 00:10:17.559 gotta be supposed to be dead, right, dead skin something dead. 157 00:10:17.960 --> 00:10:18.080 Uh. 158 00:10:18.360 --> 00:10:21.159 You do see people that have it in like under 159 00:10:21.240 --> 00:10:23.519 casts and things like that sometimes, but that's because the 160 00:10:23.519 --> 00:10:26.240 skin is dead and that's what it's it's festering. 161 00:10:25.799 --> 00:10:33.480 In does off like repel these soft mitek I just 162 00:10:33.519 --> 00:10:35.320 wondering what I could use some lavender. 163 00:10:35.559 --> 00:10:38.320 These bastards aren't coming on me some What are those plants? 164 00:10:39.559 --> 00:10:44.519 What are those plants that the US. 165 00:10:43.879 --> 00:10:48.320 Is a cameo plant? What is a special plant? No? No, no, 166 00:10:48.799 --> 00:10:52.840 no no? And then the candle you burn the cano, Cilla. 167 00:10:54.399 --> 00:10:58.639 I don't know if those work. Okay, well, just don't go. 168 00:10:58.600 --> 00:10:59.759 To Texas terrifying. 169 00:11:00.159 --> 00:11:03.279 Yeah, get off of my computer. I'm tired of looking 170 00:11:03.320 --> 00:11:04.600 at that. All right, we got to take a break. 171 00:11:04.639 --> 00:11:06.159 We want to know what's the best part of your weekend, 172 00:11:06.159 --> 00:11:07.600 in the worst part of your weekend. We'll do that 173 00:11:07.679 --> 00:11:08.080 coming up. 174 00:11:08.120 --> 00:11:11.600 Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn. Former Iowa center Logan 175 00:11:11.720 --> 00:11:14.240 Jones was named the Heines mister fifty seven. 176 00:11:14.440 --> 00:11:16.679 Okay, good yeah, glad you had to look that up 177 00:11:16.679 --> 00:11:17.159 and tell us. 178 00:11:17.320 --> 00:11:19.919 He'll receive a lifetime supply of Ketchup. 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And the 189 00:11:50.000 --> 00:11:51.639 worst thing that happened this weekend? 190 00:11:52.159 --> 00:11:55.080 Text it to us bmms and whatever that is to eight, two, nine, 191 00:11:55.240 --> 00:11:58.240 four or five. What's the best and what's the worst? Lindsey, 192 00:11:58.600 --> 00:11:59.960 what's the best and worst of your weekend? 193 00:12:01.399 --> 00:12:04.200 Well, Saturday was a ton of fun. The Smoking Gun 194 00:12:04.279 --> 00:12:08.840 Show was awesome. North Side knockout. She went three rounds. 195 00:12:08.879 --> 00:12:10.240 She is such a badass. 196 00:12:10.440 --> 00:12:13.279 She chased that bitch all the way around. Yeah she did. 197 00:12:13.519 --> 00:12:16.720 I mean she had that cop running for her life. 198 00:12:18.039 --> 00:12:21.639 The seventeen second fights. That was a first. It was 199 00:12:21.679 --> 00:12:26.519 a record when the cop knocked out the first responder. 200 00:12:28.320 --> 00:12:31.279 And to be honest, I don't think that that first 201 00:12:31.320 --> 00:12:34.960 responder even uh had trained at all for that fight. 202 00:12:35.120 --> 00:12:37.360 If I'm not mistaken, I think that was a last 203 00:12:37.399 --> 00:12:40.080 minute adm. He stepped in because the other guy step 204 00:12:40.200 --> 00:12:43.679 couldn't do it or whatever. She I just know there 205 00:12:43.720 --> 00:12:46.440 was one fight for sure that and it didn't go 206 00:12:46.559 --> 00:12:47.120 really great. 207 00:12:47.279 --> 00:12:51.799 No that yeah, definitely the last one. Yeah, but man, 208 00:12:51.840 --> 00:12:54.519 it was a it was a good, good, good time. 209 00:12:57.759 --> 00:13:01.679 My worst of the weekend probably had to be coming 210 00:13:01.720 --> 00:13:06.879 home Friday night. After a wonderful evening at Tuttle Stadium. 211 00:13:06.919 --> 00:13:11.039 I got to announce the jv lacrosse game, and being 212 00:13:11.080 --> 00:13:12.480 in the press box was awesome. 213 00:13:12.679 --> 00:13:15.399 What do you mean announce like the just into the 214 00:13:15.399 --> 00:13:16.559 stadium onto a raino. 215 00:13:16.840 --> 00:13:19.799 No, just into the stadium. And it was a senior night, 216 00:13:19.919 --> 00:13:22.000 so I announced the seniors and stuff and that was 217 00:13:22.039 --> 00:13:25.759 really fun. And then coming home to a hole in 218 00:13:25.799 --> 00:13:31.200 our hallway at all and found finding out that my 219 00:13:31.679 --> 00:13:36.320 middle child put his fist through the wall out of anger. 220 00:13:36.519 --> 00:13:41.240 I do, so, who's the middle child, the. 221 00:13:41.159 --> 00:13:44.120 Older of the two minute older. 222 00:13:43.919 --> 00:13:46.440 Child, you know, the one named Kyle. 223 00:13:48.120 --> 00:13:51.320 No, yeah, because he was he was mad at his 224 00:13:51.399 --> 00:13:56.039 twin brother. So uh yeah, so now we have to 225 00:13:56.200 --> 00:13:57.440 patch a hole in our wall. 226 00:13:58.120 --> 00:14:00.720 Is it a big hole or just a tiny precise Yeah. 227 00:14:00.559 --> 00:14:02.120 It's fist size hole. 228 00:14:02.440 --> 00:14:02.679 You know. 229 00:14:02.720 --> 00:14:05.440 He's just lucky that there wasn't a stud behind that. 230 00:14:07.039 --> 00:14:08.600 One in front, you know. 231 00:14:09.000 --> 00:14:14.519 Broke in his hand, so that was irritating and the. 232 00:14:14.480 --> 00:14:16.759 Worst, best and worst of the weekend. What's the best thing 233 00:14:16.759 --> 00:14:18.960 that happened this weekend? And the worst thing that happened 234 00:14:19.000 --> 00:14:21.600 this weekend? BM mess and whatever that is to eight two, 235 00:14:21.720 --> 00:14:24.240 nine four five, GIMPI what's the best and what's the worst? 236 00:14:24.279 --> 00:14:26.399 Oh Saturday, I had to be the best of course. 237 00:14:26.440 --> 00:14:30.120 Went to the fights afterwards, went and did some karaoke 238 00:14:30.320 --> 00:14:33.159 in and hung out with some friends. That's always always 239 00:14:33.240 --> 00:14:36.279 a good time. I think the worst part of the 240 00:14:36.279 --> 00:14:41.080 weekend happened yesterday. I lost my wallet. Oh no, yeah, 241 00:14:41.120 --> 00:14:42.440 but only for a moment. 242 00:14:42.559 --> 00:14:43.000 Oh good. 243 00:14:46.879 --> 00:14:50.519 So my lady and I we we were we were 244 00:14:50.519 --> 00:14:54.200 being semi lazy yesterday, right, just kind of laid in 245 00:14:54.240 --> 00:14:58.799 bed and watched TV until about like eleven o'clock, eleven thirty, right, 246 00:14:59.320 --> 00:15:03.320 and uh uh, these damn commercials for be Dubs bottomless 247 00:15:03.320 --> 00:15:04.840 apps kept coming on, right. 248 00:15:05.639 --> 00:15:09.159 And I'm like, m we definitely used some food beat ups. 249 00:15:09.200 --> 00:15:09.679 Sounds good. 250 00:15:09.720 --> 00:15:12.519 And of course we didn't get the bottomless apps. I 251 00:15:12.559 --> 00:15:17.279 did get the Ultimate sampler though, sliders, cheese curds, onion rings, 252 00:15:17.639 --> 00:15:18.679 and chicken strips. 253 00:15:18.679 --> 00:15:20.720 You don't say, yeah it was good. 254 00:15:20.519 --> 00:15:25.120 But anyway, so I get got on my sweat pants 255 00:15:25.120 --> 00:15:28.639 on make sure and with my sweatpants and has the 256 00:15:28.720 --> 00:15:31.039 back pocket for whatever stupid ass reason. But I put 257 00:15:31.080 --> 00:15:32.840 my pants, I put my wallet back there, just out 258 00:15:32.879 --> 00:15:35.960 of habit, and uh, I'm sitting at the beat ups 259 00:15:36.039 --> 00:15:38.399 at the bar and uh, guy, I guess the manager 260 00:15:38.480 --> 00:15:39.720 comes up, mister Gilrd. 261 00:15:40.240 --> 00:15:44.120 Yeah, man, what's up here? You go? Oh damn, didn't 262 00:15:44.159 --> 00:15:48.399 even know it fell out of my pocket. Wow, didn't 263 00:15:48.440 --> 00:15:48.720 even know. 264 00:15:48.759 --> 00:15:50.399 I don't know if it fell out when I got 265 00:15:50.440 --> 00:15:52.399 out of the car or they found in the parking lot. 266 00:15:52.679 --> 00:15:53.519 Maybe it fell out. 267 00:15:53.519 --> 00:15:56.440 I didn't hear it thumping hit the floor right we're 268 00:15:56.480 --> 00:15:58.360 I was sitting, so I think it fell out of 269 00:15:58.399 --> 00:16:00.360 the out in the park along. 270 00:16:00.440 --> 00:16:02.919 But everything was there. Everything was there. 271 00:16:02.960 --> 00:16:05.279 But if he had not, if he would have not 272 00:16:05.440 --> 00:16:08.200 brought it to me, it had been gone and I'd 273 00:16:08.240 --> 00:16:10.559 have never never known until I go reach from a wallet. 274 00:16:10.799 --> 00:16:13.840 We're like, oh, balls, then what would you do with 275 00:16:13.879 --> 00:16:15.879 all those expired gift cards in your back. 276 00:16:15.679 --> 00:16:19.879 While somebody's going to be rich b fifty cents at 277 00:16:19.879 --> 00:16:20.240 a time? 278 00:16:20.919 --> 00:16:23.120 Best and worst of the weekend? What's the best thing 279 00:16:23.159 --> 00:16:25.279 that happened this weekend? And the worst thing that happened 280 00:16:25.279 --> 00:16:27.399 this weekend? Bmm, mess and whatever that is to eight 281 00:16:27.399 --> 00:16:33.200 two nine four five. Best part of the weekend would 282 00:16:33.440 --> 00:16:42.159 be remember what we did on Saturday. Best part of 283 00:16:42.200 --> 00:16:44.440 the worst part of the weekend is I couldn't go 284 00:16:44.559 --> 00:16:45.519 to smoking guns. 285 00:16:45.759 --> 00:16:45.879 Uh. 286 00:16:46.039 --> 00:16:49.159 It started earlier in the day where my youngest was 287 00:16:49.200 --> 00:16:54.200 sick like bubble guts. Then my oldest was sick bubble guts, 288 00:16:54.519 --> 00:16:57.879 and then my wife was vomiting. Oh god, and I 289 00:16:57.960 --> 00:16:59.960 was like, Okay, you'll be fine. 290 00:17:00.080 --> 00:17:00.440 See no. 291 00:17:01.720 --> 00:17:03.919 Uh. And so that was the worst part because I 292 00:17:03.960 --> 00:17:07.359 really wanted to go to smoking guns. Uh. And then 293 00:17:07.480 --> 00:17:10.720 the uh, best part I would guess is I have 294 00:17:10.759 --> 00:17:13.799 a new TV show I like. No, I'm reading this book. 295 00:17:13.799 --> 00:17:15.960 I like a lot right now. It started slow, but 296 00:17:16.759 --> 00:17:19.240 I finished one book, started another one. Yeah, we'll go 297 00:17:19.279 --> 00:17:22.920 with that. Books. Best and worst of the weekend. What's 298 00:17:22.960 --> 00:17:24.640 the best part of the weekend. What's the worst part 299 00:17:24.640 --> 00:17:26.480 of the weekend? You have a mess in whatever that 300 00:17:26.640 --> 00:17:29.839 is to eight two nine four or five. This says best. 301 00:17:29.920 --> 00:17:34.039 I had some real me time nails done, haircut and 302 00:17:34.240 --> 00:17:37.359 shopping with no kids. Worst was the haircut. She went 303 00:17:37.400 --> 00:17:40.079 way above my shoulders and as a woman, I look 304 00:17:40.200 --> 00:17:43.319 like that fellow on No Country for Old Men. Oh no, 305 00:17:45.119 --> 00:17:49.720 we need a picture show at kmoty dot com. The 306 00:17:49.759 --> 00:17:53.519 good news. The good news is you're not a killer. 307 00:17:53.839 --> 00:17:57.880 I think maybe, right, But the haircut makes the person. 308 00:17:57.960 --> 00:18:02.240 So that's the part that turns her around. 309 00:18:02.640 --> 00:18:04.920 Right, she was on a good path and then she 310 00:18:05.000 --> 00:18:06.720 got a bad haircut and killed everybody. 311 00:18:06.799 --> 00:18:09.880 Right, everything changed when Mildred cut a bob. 312 00:18:10.079 --> 00:18:12.759 Yeah, and where'd you go for the haircut? 313 00:18:11.640 --> 00:18:15.960 And the best of the weekend got to have some 314 00:18:16.079 --> 00:18:18.559 quality time with my children. Worst of the weekend I 315 00:18:18.559 --> 00:18:22.519 only slept six hours between five pm Friday and now 316 00:18:22.680 --> 00:18:30.559 pure exhaustion. Why it's not like there's storms. Are you 317 00:18:30.599 --> 00:18:37.319 on call? Maybe that would explain it. Best hold a 318 00:18:37.359 --> 00:18:39.640 new couch to my grandma's house, which is a movie 319 00:18:39.720 --> 00:18:43.039 Lindsay will promote at nine. Worst, I'm pretty much homeless 320 00:18:43.119 --> 00:18:49.400 and get to sleep on said couch. Oh that's unfortunate. Uh. 321 00:18:49.759 --> 00:18:53.920 Best smoked a ten pound pork butt, two tacos of ribs, 322 00:18:54.319 --> 00:18:56.599 and a whole chicken. How do you smoke tacos? 323 00:18:57.039 --> 00:18:57.160 Uh? 324 00:18:57.759 --> 00:19:01.920 Typo? Because he corrected right above racks of ros Oh, yeah, 325 00:19:02.200 --> 00:19:03.880 got it, that makes way more sense. 326 00:19:03.960 --> 00:19:07.920 Yeah, how about you could smoke some tacos, right, you 327 00:19:08.200 --> 00:19:10.799 you pre make them and everything right and then slide 328 00:19:10.799 --> 00:19:12.920 them in the smoker for a couple of hours. 329 00:19:13.440 --> 00:19:16.000 Worst rented a ladder, got it home and it was 330 00:19:16.119 --> 00:19:20.319 too tall. Waste of eighty dollars. Huh. Never thought of 331 00:19:20.359 --> 00:19:22.559 renting a ladder. I've never thought of a ladder being 332 00:19:22.559 --> 00:19:25.880 too tall, right, isn't that the whole point of a ladder? Yeah, 333 00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:29.400 better too tall than too short, I would think at Bay, 334 00:19:29.759 --> 00:19:33.240 get it just right. We did go to that was 335 00:19:33.240 --> 00:19:35.720 it Dos Benditos? Is that what it's called? The Mexican 336 00:19:35.759 --> 00:19:40.319 restaurant in Broken Arow? Yeah? We went there on Saturday 337 00:19:41.000 --> 00:19:44.960 and for brunch because they do brunch there and they 338 00:19:45.079 --> 00:19:48.039 have this beer it's called a vippa mos I think, 339 00:19:48.400 --> 00:19:52.640 and it's like a tostata, but it's their bira okay, 340 00:19:52.880 --> 00:19:59.640 oh my okay, and barbicoa burrito, and then the lady 341 00:19:59.680 --> 00:20:03.519 brought us a cinnamon roll. Who was awesome. That place 342 00:20:03.519 --> 00:20:03.799 is good. 343 00:20:04.039 --> 00:20:08.039 Never thought of a Mexican brunch before, but I'm awesome. 344 00:20:09.160 --> 00:20:12.319 Spoiler. It's the same as any other brunch with some 345 00:20:12.400 --> 00:20:15.519 Mexican food in there, okay. Instead of like a burger, 346 00:20:15.559 --> 00:20:16.759 there's Mexican food good. 347 00:20:17.519 --> 00:20:17.640 Uh. 348 00:20:18.599 --> 00:20:21.200 Best talked to my sister, who lives far away for 349 00:20:21.319 --> 00:20:23.920 over an hour. Worst found out my husband has been 350 00:20:23.960 --> 00:20:26.559 sending hundreds of dollars on a stripper and also has 351 00:20:26.599 --> 00:20:34.640 been texting her. WHOA right, a little more context. We've 352 00:20:34.640 --> 00:20:37.240 been married over twenty years. The divorce ought to be good. 353 00:20:38.200 --> 00:20:41.079 I mean, a divorce ain't gonna mean nothing, right, I mean, 354 00:20:41.319 --> 00:20:42.720 just because he was texting a stripper. 355 00:20:44.400 --> 00:20:48.839 Yeah, maybe she just needed some moral support, you know, maybe. 356 00:20:48.599 --> 00:20:51.079 It's his daughter he found out he had. I don't know. Yeah, 357 00:20:51.480 --> 00:20:54.680 question is it in the is it the wrong? What 358 00:20:54.799 --> 00:20:57.720 is the percentage of likelihood that if you are dating 359 00:20:57.759 --> 00:21:03.000 a stripper you might be involved in you the person? Yeah? 360 00:21:04.160 --> 00:21:08.480 Because there's already like a cliche that strippers there's some 361 00:21:08.519 --> 00:21:12.799 sort of recreational activity happening, right right right, lindsay, what 362 00:21:12.799 --> 00:21:13.200 do you think? 363 00:21:13.279 --> 00:21:16.839 I don't necessarily think that you have to be maybe, I. 364 00:21:17.279 --> 00:21:20.559 Say, you don't have to do anything, but sometimes when 365 00:21:20.599 --> 00:21:24.559 you're around people, especially guys with girls, you're highly influential, sure, 366 00:21:24.839 --> 00:21:29.759 and you can easily be persuaded. Chance gimpie, Really I 367 00:21:29.799 --> 00:21:33.240 was thinking seventy five eighty I think so too on higher. 368 00:21:33.440 --> 00:21:35.599 I think it's pretty high. I don't want to. 369 00:21:35.559 --> 00:21:37.759 Say I mean, I want to say ninety five, but 370 00:21:38.039 --> 00:21:40.880 just for benefit of the doubt, we'll go with seventy. 371 00:21:41.000 --> 00:21:44.880 And I'd like to say zero. Man, but there is 372 00:21:44.920 --> 00:21:48.559 a cliche there, and the cliches aren't always true. That 373 00:21:48.640 --> 00:21:52.400 if he's doing that and it's completely abnormal, there's something 374 00:21:52.400 --> 00:21:53.200 else going on too. 375 00:21:53.720 --> 00:21:56.759 Yeah, midlife crisis maybe, what. 376 00:21:56.720 --> 00:22:00.240 Does that mean? I've never understood that statement. Is that 377 00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:02.440 just the thing we say when people do really bizarre 378 00:22:02.480 --> 00:22:05.440 behavior and you're a male over the age of yeah, thirty, 379 00:22:06.119 --> 00:22:07.799 but under thirty you're just being an asshole? 380 00:22:07.880 --> 00:22:11.000 Yeah right, right at your asshole? 381 00:22:11.599 --> 00:22:12.799 What is it called for a woman? 382 00:22:14.200 --> 00:22:14.920 It's the same thing. 383 00:22:15.519 --> 00:22:16.880 No, mid midlife crisis. 384 00:22:17.559 --> 00:22:19.160 I think it's a midlife crisis. 385 00:22:19.319 --> 00:22:21.319 I've never heard a woman have a midlife crisis. 386 00:22:21.640 --> 00:22:23.200 That's because we're better, we're superior. 387 00:22:24.519 --> 00:22:26.319 Then why do I have to hold the door. 388 00:22:28.119 --> 00:22:30.079 Because you're being a gentleman. 389 00:22:30.319 --> 00:22:32.440 I don't have to be a gentleman if you're superior. 390 00:22:32.759 --> 00:22:33.720 No, you don't. 391 00:22:34.440 --> 00:22:36.720 Best part closed on our very first house and it 392 00:22:36.799 --> 00:22:40.440 was all cash, no mortgage, worst moving. First of all, 393 00:22:40.599 --> 00:22:42.920 good for you, that is awesome. That's a lot of 394 00:22:43.000 --> 00:22:48.160 also small house, I would imagine. But either way, buying 395 00:22:48.160 --> 00:22:51.119 a house with all cash or basically not needing a loan, 396 00:22:51.359 --> 00:22:54.640 that's awesome. Does that lady with the unfaithful husband need 397 00:22:54.640 --> 00:22:56.559 a roommate? Says the guy who texted about the couch, 398 00:22:56.599 --> 00:22:58.960 He living on a couch. All right, we got to 399 00:22:58.960 --> 00:23:00.880 take a break. Coming up, We got tickets to Shine Down. 400 00:23:00.880 --> 00:23:02.920 That show is Saturday, May twenty third at the pay 401 00:23:03.000 --> 00:23:05.119