WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:03.600 And bread mixture. They were phenomenal, dude. And jalapeno. So 2 00:00:03.640 --> 00:00:06.000 it was cheesecrn and bread in the in the inside 3 00:00:06.040 --> 00:00:08.960 and deep fried into the super crispy ball on the 4 00:00:09.000 --> 00:00:10.839 outside and gooey on the inside. 5 00:00:10.919 --> 00:00:12.480 It was so fucking good. 6 00:00:12.919 --> 00:00:16.359 Nice dude. They were delicious. And then I got this 7 00:00:16.480 --> 00:00:21.640 sandwich that had those It had those mac and cheese, bacon, 8 00:00:22.199 --> 00:00:29.399 and then three three brisket patties on it, brisket burger patties, 9 00:00:29.760 --> 00:00:34.240 and then this mayonnaise, this barbecue mayo. Holy hell, dude, 10 00:00:34.280 --> 00:00:35.520 it was fucking delicious. 11 00:00:35.560 --> 00:00:36.679 Where was that at. 12 00:00:37.119 --> 00:00:39.320 It's called Fox Barbecue and Boulder City. 13 00:00:39.640 --> 00:00:43.039 M Okay, yeah it was. 14 00:00:43.159 --> 00:00:45.039 That sounds really really good. 15 00:00:45.399 --> 00:00:47.320 I know I've heard somebody talk about that before. 16 00:00:47.560 --> 00:00:51.280 Grayson wanted just a basic Casadia, so he got just 17 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:53.520 a basic Cacidia. Well, they told him, like, you have 18 00:00:53.560 --> 00:00:55.640 to pick a meat, like we don't do just cheese. 19 00:00:55.719 --> 00:00:57.840 We're a barbecue place. Like they told him straight out there, 20 00:00:57.840 --> 00:00:59.359 like you just needed to pick a meat. So he 21 00:00:59.399 --> 00:01:03.159 picked brisk it. So it's a brisket case, dude. These things. 22 00:01:03.359 --> 00:01:06.599 These things were as thick as the thickest book I've 23 00:01:06.599 --> 00:01:08.959 ever read in my life so. 24 00:01:08.959 --> 00:01:16.519 Like so like a like a magazine, Yeah, highlights magazine, Penthouse? 25 00:01:16.959 --> 00:01:20.439 Can he be Penthouse? He didn't read the ads, he 26 00:01:20.480 --> 00:01:22.680 didn't do the row I read. 27 00:01:22.840 --> 00:01:25.159 I did read. I did read the ads an easy 28 00:01:25.159 --> 00:01:28.920 writer though, because they were funny stories. 29 00:01:29.959 --> 00:01:31.560 I've heard you talk about that a few times. 30 00:01:31.840 --> 00:01:36.120 Penthouse was not good stories. So all right, you want 31 00:01:36.120 --> 00:01:41.280 to just get right into it. Yeah, okay, I'll give 32 00:01:41.319 --> 00:01:44.599 it like fifteen seconds. So we started on two minutes. 33 00:01:44.719 --> 00:01:50.280 Yeah sure, yeah, sure. 34 00:01:50.359 --> 00:01:52.120 If you're not going to just put it all this 35 00:01:52.200 --> 00:01:52.480 in it. 36 00:01:52.480 --> 00:01:53.200 We can we can do. 37 00:01:53.519 --> 00:01:55.640 Yeah, we can just all for the next five seconds, 38 00:01:55.680 --> 00:01:59.280 four seconds, three seconds. I'm gonna shout up in one second. 39 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:04.840 Welcome to da Parental discussion is advised mature content beyond 40 00:02:04.840 --> 00:02:52.319 this point. Hey, what should people never eat? On the 41 00:02:52.319 --> 00:02:52.960 fourth of July? 42 00:02:55.039 --> 00:02:55.719 Mexican food? 43 00:02:56.360 --> 00:02:57.639 Fire crackers. 44 00:02:59.159 --> 00:03:03.080 JPP, that pussy M. 45 00:03:07.520 --> 00:03:11.000 I tried to We got home tooke a shower. I 46 00:03:11.120 --> 00:03:14.479 bent over in the shower. I lost off fucking feeling 47 00:03:14.560 --> 00:03:17.280 in my face, almost fell almost fell over in the shower, 48 00:03:17.400 --> 00:03:21.280 so fucking tired, straight up. 49 00:03:21.639 --> 00:03:24.560 Nice, Yeah, we just get right into it. 50 00:03:24.560 --> 00:03:28.360 So the three of us went to a water park today, Yes, 51 00:03:30.439 --> 00:03:32.759 and it was, like, you know, as funny as I 52 00:03:32.759 --> 00:03:34.520 think the weather said is only supposed to get up 53 00:03:34.520 --> 00:03:37.639 to one o five when we left, even after being 54 00:03:37.680 --> 00:03:40.000 in the car for solid five minutes where the air 55 00:03:40.080 --> 00:03:43.159 is like fully kicked in and everything, our tempt still 56 00:03:43.199 --> 00:03:45.000 was reading like one o nine outside. 57 00:03:45.199 --> 00:03:47.159 Yeah, yeah, it was hot. 58 00:03:47.599 --> 00:03:53.000 It was hot. It was fun, though I'm drained, had 59 00:03:53.000 --> 00:03:53.520 a good time. 60 00:03:54.240 --> 00:03:55.960 Mm hmm, you're dreamed, I'm stained. 61 00:03:56.800 --> 00:04:01.759 What did what'd you have for dinner? Stone? Me Alyssa 62 00:04:01.919 --> 00:04:06.919 made these like little kind of pizza hot pocket things 63 00:04:07.039 --> 00:04:09.479 like she like did like croissant rolls, and then she 64 00:04:09.560 --> 00:04:14.240 like filled it with like mozzarella and Pepperoni's and can 65 00:04:14.280 --> 00:04:17.079 you start with the first ingredient again? It was like 66 00:04:17.120 --> 00:04:25.639 mozzarella and but yeah, he's coming from the guy who 67 00:04:25.639 --> 00:04:28.040 got ribs from the Saara desert this week. 68 00:04:31.800 --> 00:04:34.920 I made those, bitch. They were they were. 69 00:04:36.600 --> 00:04:39.079 Oh my god, I'm only gonna make ribs from now 70 00:04:39.120 --> 00:04:42.279 on and not like put anything on them just for George. 71 00:04:42.839 --> 00:04:46.480 It was so too so I should I should have 72 00:04:46.480 --> 00:04:48.680 cut into them. I made ribs and I sent these two. 73 00:04:49.000 --> 00:04:51.759 You have a knife sharp enough a fucking picture? They 74 00:04:51.759 --> 00:04:54.199 fell off the bone, dude, I literally pulled the bones 75 00:04:54.240 --> 00:04:57.040 out of them. So I sent these two dipships a picture. 76 00:04:57.519 --> 00:04:59.720 And the first thing that Jordan noticed was there was 77 00:04:59.759 --> 00:05:02.920 no barbecue sauce on them. But they were delicious. There 78 00:05:02.959 --> 00:05:05.240 was a nice there was a nice crust on the outside. 79 00:05:05.240 --> 00:05:07.480 They were juicy on the inside. They didn't need the 80 00:05:07.519 --> 00:05:10.519 barbecue sauce. Other people in this house that I live 81 00:05:10.600 --> 00:05:13.360 in put barbecue sauce on their ribs, and that was fine. 82 00:05:13.480 --> 00:05:14.319 Because they're cultured. 83 00:05:14.639 --> 00:05:20.360 I did not make out. Okay, you have you met him, 84 00:05:20.639 --> 00:05:26.800 Jesus fuck, welcome to one. What do we want? Eighty three. 85 00:05:28.279 --> 00:05:34.639 Two? You know, earlier this week I did. I had 86 00:05:34.920 --> 00:05:41.199 one more like kind of quarter slab of pork belly, 87 00:05:41.800 --> 00:05:44.040 and I wanted to see what it was like cooking 88 00:05:44.079 --> 00:05:47.480 the whole thing without cutting it up. So I slathered 89 00:05:47.519 --> 00:05:49.360 a whole bunch of rub on it and I threw 90 00:05:49.399 --> 00:05:51.399 it on a smoker for two hours until it read 91 00:05:51.439 --> 00:05:54.279 one sixty five and I pulled it off, let it rest. 92 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:58.079 I sliced it up, and it is exactly what you 93 00:05:58.240 --> 00:06:00.839 want a pork roast to be, like, throw it over 94 00:06:00.959 --> 00:06:04.240 mashed potatoes kind of a thing. Holy shit, Like that's 95 00:06:04.279 --> 00:06:06.680 gonna be my new favorite way to like cook pork belly. 96 00:06:07.199 --> 00:06:10.199 It's like just like that, that was shit, even like 97 00:06:10.360 --> 00:06:12.720 my kid ate the whole thing, like ate a couple 98 00:06:12.720 --> 00:06:14.720 of slices. It was fucking delicious. 99 00:06:15.120 --> 00:06:18.920 Yeah, I've always wanted to do burnt ends. That's one 100 00:06:18.920 --> 00:06:20.040 way I've wanted to make pork. 101 00:06:20.120 --> 00:06:22.199 That's normally I make hims. I make them like burn ends. 102 00:06:22.600 --> 00:06:24.000 But that's what you did when we were up there 103 00:06:24.079 --> 00:06:25.800 last weekend. They were good. 104 00:06:26.199 --> 00:06:29.279 That koloo of pork though, Holy shit, like I couldn't 105 00:06:29.279 --> 00:06:29.959 stop eating it. 106 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:36.199 Yeah, it's so good. It's as salt makes you want more. Yeah, well, 107 00:06:36.199 --> 00:06:41.199 and it was just so tender and perfect. Yeah, it's 108 00:06:41.240 --> 00:06:43.240 so easy to make. There's only a couple ingredients that 109 00:06:43.279 --> 00:06:45.160 going in and it just goes in the pot overnight 110 00:06:45.279 --> 00:06:46.920 then and you just keep it in the pot and 111 00:06:46.959 --> 00:06:49.680 eat it the whole day. Yeah, it's a ship. Yeah, 112 00:06:49.720 --> 00:06:50.279 I think that's what. 113 00:06:50.360 --> 00:06:53.839 It's a combo of like that salty flavor. Plus it's 114 00:06:53.959 --> 00:06:55.680 just absolutely tender. 115 00:06:56.399 --> 00:06:58.759 It just falls apart, like it was in there for 116 00:06:59.000 --> 00:07:02.199 seventeen hours like that when you guys came over that 117 00:07:02.279 --> 00:07:05.399 point sixteen hours and it's delicious. It was delicious. 118 00:07:07.160 --> 00:07:07.800 Yeah, so. 119 00:07:10.120 --> 00:07:13.600 Also, I gotta bring up the fact here that Jordan 120 00:07:13.920 --> 00:07:16.959 is fucking hilarious at the water park and just says 121 00:07:17.000 --> 00:07:21.720 stuff so loud, just talking shit so loud. We this 122 00:07:21.800 --> 00:07:23.720 is an example because I can't tell the other ones 123 00:07:23.720 --> 00:07:26.600 because they're a little you know, but this one I 124 00:07:26.639 --> 00:07:29.120 can say. We were in the little off color, a 125 00:07:29.160 --> 00:07:33.160 little off color. We were in the lazy river, right, 126 00:07:33.240 --> 00:07:36.800 and there is just this gigantic hog of a woman 127 00:07:37.240 --> 00:07:41.639 that maybe she looked like she legit did. She looked 128 00:07:41.639 --> 00:07:44.000 like the penguin, right, And she's like taking up two 129 00:07:44.040 --> 00:07:46.240 inner tubes. I thought she was grounding at one point, 130 00:07:46.360 --> 00:07:48.920 like her head was like in the water. But Jordan, 131 00:07:49.040 --> 00:07:52.600 this is a crowded river, Jordan. And meanwhile, this chick 132 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:55.240 is maybe ten feet in front of us. Jordan goes, 133 00:07:55.360 --> 00:07:57.680 Jesus Christ, we got the fucking penguin in front of us, 134 00:07:57.720 --> 00:08:00.279 don't we? And he says it's so loud, And I 135 00:08:00.279 --> 00:08:03.160 guess it's dandy to Beato's penguin about ten feet in 136 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:06.879 front of us. Dude, I'm trying not to laugh, right, 137 00:08:06.920 --> 00:08:09.160 and I'm over here like I want to laugh so hard. 138 00:08:09.199 --> 00:08:11.000 But he said it's so loud, and I was like, oh, 139 00:08:11.040 --> 00:08:12.240 my god, you just have to say it so loud. 140 00:08:12.279 --> 00:08:14.920 Your wife, who was in front of us, halfway the 141 00:08:14.920 --> 00:08:17.879 distance between us and her, turns around and goes, yeah, 142 00:08:18.040 --> 00:08:21.319 Jordan's said, it's so loud. And I looked around and 143 00:08:21.319 --> 00:08:25.600 there's all these other people around us, like like just 144 00:08:26.040 --> 00:08:28.199 heads turned away from us, but you could see on 145 00:08:28.240 --> 00:08:32.039 their face they're like, try so hard. I said right 146 00:08:32.080 --> 00:08:34.320 back to her. I wasn't wrong. Look at her looks 147 00:08:34.360 --> 00:08:36.720 like the penguin. I mean, but dude, I was just 148 00:08:36.799 --> 00:08:39.519 laughing s had. I was like, is that Eddie so 149 00:08:39.639 --> 00:08:41.440 hit me a little bit or something like do not know, 150 00:08:41.480 --> 00:08:42.480 like how loud your dog are? 151 00:08:42.480 --> 00:08:42.559 You? 152 00:08:42.639 --> 00:08:45.559 Just like, fuck it, we're here, it's outside, it was busy, 153 00:08:45.639 --> 00:08:50.480 he's hot. Yeah. I was in a piss river. Yeah, 154 00:08:51.159 --> 00:08:53.519 the river piss. Yeah. 155 00:08:53.639 --> 00:08:56.840 I'm telling you, if there was ever a true vaccination 156 00:08:56.960 --> 00:09:00.360 to COVID, it's a water park. Oh, go to a 157 00:09:00.399 --> 00:09:04.159 water park on a weekend and sit in either the 158 00:09:04.200 --> 00:09:05.919 wavepool or like the lazy river. 159 00:09:06.360 --> 00:09:10.120 Yeah, at like three or four in the afternoon when yeah, 160 00:09:10.159 --> 00:09:12.000 you're trying to figure out what you're gonna get first, 161 00:09:12.039 --> 00:09:16.720 either hepatitis or HPV. You don't know the reason magic 162 00:09:16.759 --> 00:09:19.120 Johnson is still alive and me, he's just drinking. 163 00:09:19.279 --> 00:09:22.879 He's just drinking park water. Yeah, that's his real that's 164 00:09:22.879 --> 00:09:26.519 his real concoction. We we got in there, the producer 165 00:09:26.519 --> 00:09:28.360 and I went into the wavepool. The kids had already 166 00:09:28.360 --> 00:09:30.960 gotten in, and she the second the water hits her, 167 00:09:31.000 --> 00:09:32.279 she's like, oh no, I got a peet. And I 168 00:09:32.320 --> 00:09:34.879 was like all right, and and she's like, now I 169 00:09:34.919 --> 00:09:37.159 gonna go find the bathroom. I like, you're in it? 170 00:09:38.600 --> 00:09:40.440 What are you talking about? Do you think. 171 00:09:40.320 --> 00:09:41.960 Anybody else here is going to the bathroom? 172 00:09:42.200 --> 00:09:44.080 Did they have those they have those dies where you 173 00:09:44.480 --> 00:09:47.039 could get caught, Like, I don't want to catch me 174 00:09:47.399 --> 00:09:53.200 pool catching its thirty something years Like I'm telling you 175 00:09:53.320 --> 00:09:57.360 right now, we are in Vegas. If there were dies 176 00:09:57.440 --> 00:09:59.720 in this pool, it would be a different fucking color 177 00:09:59.759 --> 00:10:02.559 the whole pool. I was like, there has There isn't 178 00:10:02.679 --> 00:10:05.559 one person in this wavepool that hasn't already pissed. I 179 00:10:05.600 --> 00:10:08.120 was like watch this, and I go Grayson, because Grayson 180 00:10:08.159 --> 00:10:09.960 was swimming up to it, was like, hey, you pee already, 181 00:10:10.279 --> 00:10:14.360 and he just kind of like froze. He's like uh, 182 00:10:14.399 --> 00:10:16.919 and he kind of smirks and he just takes off again. 183 00:10:17.000 --> 00:10:22.159 I'm like, see everybody's pissing. I'm pissing right now. I 184 00:10:22.200 --> 00:10:24.039 was literally staring at her like I'm pissing right now. 185 00:10:24.080 --> 00:10:24.519 What do you want? 186 00:10:27.080 --> 00:10:28.720 It must have been your wave that hit me in 187 00:10:28.759 --> 00:10:34.000 the face. Possibly, dude. I just like that wave hit 188 00:10:34.039 --> 00:10:36.080 me in the face, and I just smelled asparagus and 189 00:10:36.120 --> 00:10:40.000 I was like, oh, like somebody's pea. Water just went 190 00:10:40.080 --> 00:10:41.600 my face. Gross. 191 00:10:41.759 --> 00:10:44.080 I had asparagus the other night for dinner last night, 192 00:10:44.240 --> 00:10:47.559 and man, I tell you that shit gets here. You're 193 00:10:47.639 --> 00:10:50.639 in fast. Oh yeah, it's And then it was like 194 00:10:50.679 --> 00:10:53.159 this morning you forget. Like the next morning, I'm peeing 195 00:10:53.960 --> 00:10:55.759 and I'm just sitting there. You know, those morning peas 196 00:10:55.759 --> 00:10:58.879 are longer, and I'm sitting there. God damn, this stinks. 197 00:10:59.720 --> 00:11:02.720 Yeah. It's like like the older you get, the quicker 198 00:11:02.759 --> 00:11:03.440 it hits you too. 199 00:11:04.440 --> 00:11:04.639 Yeah. 200 00:11:04.720 --> 00:11:06.519 Usually if I eat it for dinner, it's that night, 201 00:11:06.639 --> 00:11:09.440 like within a couple hours, Like, yeah, so fast, you 202 00:11:09.440 --> 00:11:10.279 can already smell it. 203 00:11:11.039 --> 00:11:13.120 I you know, It's it's funny that you talk about 204 00:11:13.159 --> 00:11:16.039 smelly pee because I I was thinking about this. So 205 00:11:16.200 --> 00:11:18.879 this is this is our fourth of July episode, right, 206 00:11:18.960 --> 00:11:20.919 and one of the topics that I wanted to touch 207 00:11:21.000 --> 00:11:26.000 on was what what cryptids were in the United States, Right, 208 00:11:26.039 --> 00:11:27.559 I was gonna do I was gonna do it as 209 00:11:27.559 --> 00:11:31.639 part of the Jeopardy episode hint hint, that's later and 210 00:11:31.799 --> 00:11:33.799 uh And I was thinking when I got to some 211 00:11:33.840 --> 00:11:35.600 of these cryptids, I was like, you know what, I 212 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:38.159 was like, I wonder how these guys go to the 213 00:11:38.200 --> 00:11:41.360 bathroom like piss and like Bigfoot's piss has to smell 214 00:11:41.480 --> 00:11:45.000 fucking rancid, dude. Oh you know how you know how 215 00:11:45.600 --> 00:11:50.000 mountain lions and bears have that distinct smell in their 216 00:11:50.159 --> 00:11:52.039 urine like it's you barely. 217 00:11:51.759 --> 00:11:54.679 Get it's like a cat pass like there's they barely 218 00:11:54.720 --> 00:11:58.279 drink water as it is they they live. I'm convinced 219 00:11:58.279 --> 00:12:01.279 that cats live on a line where they're just barely 220 00:12:01.320 --> 00:12:05.399 alive because they're so bad they're riding that line their 221 00:12:05.440 --> 00:12:05.919 whole life. 222 00:12:06.000 --> 00:12:08.840 Yeah, So, like could you imagine like the Jersey Devil's 223 00:12:08.879 --> 00:12:12.759 piss has got to be lava, right or blood? Maybe? Right? 224 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:16.279 Like the chupacabras and shit, like what is the chup 225 00:12:16.279 --> 00:12:17.159 of Kappa pee out? 226 00:12:17.360 --> 00:12:22.039 It's some Mutzurella marinera smell, which it's it's fucking hobo's 227 00:12:22.080 --> 00:12:24.919 p that's like three days of not being able to 228 00:12:24.960 --> 00:12:27.360 have water sitting in front of a fucking taco bug 229 00:12:27.440 --> 00:12:30.080 on spare change. So it smells like you guys ever 230 00:12:30.080 --> 00:12:34.600 smelled that pea like a New York subway pee. That's 231 00:12:34.639 --> 00:12:35.679 being disgusting. 232 00:12:36.159 --> 00:12:40.759 There's an air now there's a Taco Bell now out 233 00:12:40.799 --> 00:12:44.480 by Roses, which is for those listening between Kingmen and Vegas. 234 00:12:44.919 --> 00:12:48.200 Roses is like forty five minutes from Kingman to Vegas, 235 00:12:48.320 --> 00:12:53.519 or about twenty five minutes thirty minutes from from Vegas 236 00:12:53.519 --> 00:12:56.639 to Kingman, and there's now a Taco Bell. I almost 237 00:12:56.679 --> 00:12:58.279 fucking stopped because I was the one driving. 238 00:12:58.600 --> 00:13:02.039 Oh yeah, yeah, brand Yeah it looks it looks so 239 00:13:02.159 --> 00:13:04.000 fucked up. Dude, we were driving by. 240 00:13:04.039 --> 00:13:06.440 We were talking about it's not even done yet. It's open, 241 00:13:06.480 --> 00:13:07.200 but the outside is. 242 00:13:07.200 --> 00:13:09.919 Not even finished, the outside put up yet. No, d 243 00:13:11.360 --> 00:13:14.919 it looks all dilapidated, fucking. 244 00:13:14.879 --> 00:13:17.919 Remodeling, Like, yeah, it looks like a remodel, but it's 245 00:13:17.919 --> 00:13:20.720 a brand new building. It's like they haven't finished the outside, 246 00:13:20.840 --> 00:13:23.759 like stuccoing and ship like that. Yeah, it's already open. 247 00:13:23.879 --> 00:13:25.840 They're like, listen, Taco Bell's gotta make money. 248 00:13:26.080 --> 00:13:28.759 Open up the next time I drive through, you're gonna 249 00:13:28.759 --> 00:13:30.200 text me and be like, can you stop at Taco 250 00:13:30.200 --> 00:13:32.000 Bell and take a cooler with you and just throw 251 00:13:32.039 --> 00:13:33.480 a bunch of ship in there. We'll hit it up. 252 00:13:33.639 --> 00:13:38.639 You get here, you stop a tacobot, I'm gonna drop 253 00:13:38.639 --> 00:13:40.279 an edible. It'll be perfect timing. 254 00:13:40.159 --> 00:13:42.360 Perfect time the grays we get there, it's gonna be hidden. 255 00:13:44.799 --> 00:13:49.360 So speaking about these scriptives, what do you want? 256 00:13:49.720 --> 00:13:51.960 Well, speaking of food, let's let's let's stay on the 257 00:13:51.960 --> 00:13:54.840 food topic or sidetrack and the and the grill and 258 00:13:54.840 --> 00:13:58.000 the grill. We talked about the cryptids. It's fine. I 259 00:13:58.279 --> 00:14:01.159 took it out of Jeopardy. I couldn't. I couldn't figure 260 00:14:01.200 --> 00:14:04.759 out how I wanted to word the questions with Jeopardy. 261 00:14:05.159 --> 00:14:07.320 So originally I was was telling aj Originally I was 262 00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:10.120 I was actually thinking about asking you guys, what cryptids 263 00:14:10.279 --> 00:14:14.039 you think would be the most patriotic, So, like, if 264 00:14:14.080 --> 00:14:16.200 you had to pick a cryptid, right, which cryptid do 265 00:14:16.320 --> 00:14:18.759 you think would end up being the most patriotic too 266 00:14:19.639 --> 00:14:21.600 to the United States? 267 00:14:23.000 --> 00:14:25.679 I mean, I think it's got to be like the 268 00:14:25.840 --> 00:14:30.080 Jersey Devil because it's Jersey, you know. Yeah, yeah, Like 269 00:14:30.120 --> 00:14:31.919 when I think of chuper Copra. I think of Mexico. 270 00:14:32.279 --> 00:14:34.600 When I think of I think of the EDI. I'm like, 271 00:14:34.600 --> 00:14:37.759 that could be candid too. It's just the US. Bigfoot 272 00:14:37.799 --> 00:14:39.960 could be there. But when you think of Jersey Devil, 273 00:14:40.000 --> 00:14:43.320 you can have it without Jersey, you know. And I 274 00:14:43.320 --> 00:14:45.639 think of Bigfoot, I think is I think of the 275 00:14:45.679 --> 00:14:48.200 opposite spectrum. I think like the South will rise again, 276 00:14:48.600 --> 00:14:52.919 which is also not patriotic. So I think a Confederate 277 00:14:52.960 --> 00:14:57.320 Bigfoot or skin Walkers, because you don't really hear about Skinwalker, 278 00:14:57.440 --> 00:14:59.840 like you might hear a little bit in like North Mexico, 279 00:14:59.919 --> 00:15:02.759 like there's some rumblings of it there, but the majority 280 00:15:02.759 --> 00:15:06.080 of that is Central US into appalsha. 281 00:15:05.720 --> 00:15:06.240 I think. 282 00:15:06.840 --> 00:15:09.360 I think Jersey Devil is a great answer. The other 283 00:15:09.360 --> 00:15:11.679 one I may go with is maybe Mothman. 284 00:15:12.799 --> 00:15:15.360 That's a good you don't hear somewhere else either, you 285 00:15:15.480 --> 00:15:16.960 don't not not not really. 286 00:15:16.960 --> 00:15:19.080 I mean they may have it by a different name, 287 00:15:19.120 --> 00:15:23.639 but like Bigfoot's literally in every fucking country, every country, right, Yeah, 288 00:15:23.799 --> 00:15:26.480 But but I like Stone's answer first, the Jersey Devil, 289 00:15:26.519 --> 00:15:29.279 because it's it's the name, it's you know, what's more 290 00:15:29.320 --> 00:15:32.240 American than the Jersey Most pieces. 291 00:15:31.879 --> 00:15:37.679 Of ship the trash can to the east coast. Is 292 00:15:37.759 --> 00:15:43.960 someone say, you're not wrong ships. However, I'll say this, 293 00:15:44.039 --> 00:15:46.679 there are I've been to the country parts of New 294 00:15:46.759 --> 00:15:50.759 Jersey and there's some really nice areas where I was like, Okay, 295 00:15:50.840 --> 00:15:53.080 I could see why, like Uncle Roger and Field of 296 00:15:53.080 --> 00:15:56.879 my family lives out here. It's pretty It's like New York. 297 00:15:56.879 --> 00:15:58.759 You just stay out of the main city and it's 298 00:15:58.799 --> 00:16:01.399 actually nice in reality. 299 00:16:01.639 --> 00:16:06.240 In reality Newark like upstate New Jersey. 300 00:16:06.559 --> 00:16:10.679 You mean New York, Newark, Newark, New York pronounced New York. 301 00:16:11.000 --> 00:16:16.440 Now it's New York City, is what you're looking for? No, 302 00:16:16.480 --> 00:16:20.799 he's he's talking about new I got it. Whatever, New York. 303 00:16:20.799 --> 00:16:24.919 It's so upstate New York, up state God damn, you asshole. 304 00:16:25.000 --> 00:16:31.000 Upstate New Jersey is is really is really the only 305 00:16:31.159 --> 00:16:36.000 like well at over in the midwest. Atlantic City. Atlantic 306 00:16:36.000 --> 00:16:39.200 City is pretty bad too. Yeah, there's but outside of that, Dude, 307 00:16:39.200 --> 00:16:42.519 when you start moving towards central Jersey some of the 308 00:16:42.519 --> 00:16:45.759 coastal area, and then you kind of start going towards 309 00:16:45.840 --> 00:16:50.360 like Pennsylvania a little bit, it changes. It's it's more rural. 310 00:16:51.080 --> 00:16:53.200 I did like the Jersey the Jersey Shore that was 311 00:16:53.200 --> 00:16:56.120 a pretty cool beach. It was interesting how it's like 312 00:16:56.240 --> 00:16:59.919 not it's not sand like a lot of it's like pebble. 313 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:01.240 It's like stone pebble. 314 00:17:02.639 --> 00:17:05.079 There's portions, yes, there are portions that are like that, 315 00:17:05.160 --> 00:17:08.319 and then as you as you go further north, it 316 00:17:08.559 --> 00:17:12.039 changes into sand a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. 317 00:17:12.640 --> 00:17:19.119 But but it's not like California beach like yellow no yeah, no, no, no, no, it's. 318 00:17:19.039 --> 00:17:22.839 Like it's like an organ or Washington Yeah, exactly correct, 319 00:17:22.839 --> 00:17:24.720 where it's almost like riverbed. 320 00:17:25.200 --> 00:17:31.079 Yeah yeah, yeah in some areas. But so the other 321 00:17:31.160 --> 00:17:34.079 thing I wanted to talk about was barbecuing. 322 00:17:35.079 --> 00:17:39.279 Mmm, okay, like what what barbecue cryptids would like? 323 00:17:39.920 --> 00:17:43.680 Yeah? No, well, actually that's a good question. That's a 324 00:17:43.680 --> 00:17:45.720 good question. Do you think cryptids would like barbecue? Do 325 00:17:45.759 --> 00:17:48.160 you think any there's any cryptids that would actually try. 326 00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:53.240 And cook their food? Bigfoot the only one, right, Bigfoot? Yeah, yeah, 327 00:17:53.480 --> 00:17:55.640 I can see him doing like a luau pig, you know, 328 00:17:56.119 --> 00:17:58.160 maybe a skin walker. You know, they'll take the skin 329 00:17:58.200 --> 00:18:00.240 off and they'll throw them over for test, you know, 330 00:18:00.279 --> 00:18:02.119 and just partestip for the rest of the meal. They 331 00:18:02.200 --> 00:18:04.279 might do it as they're trying on their new suit, 332 00:18:04.920 --> 00:18:06.680 just for shown. 333 00:18:07.359 --> 00:18:11.559 Yes, m oh no, it's the letter. I thought you 334 00:18:11.599 --> 00:18:15.920 had a cat sitting on your shoulder, AJ, but it's not. 335 00:18:16.119 --> 00:18:16.599 It's just. 336 00:18:20.319 --> 00:18:22.119 That that eddie is hitting you have bowl. 337 00:18:23.720 --> 00:18:28.119 So okay, So barbecue food, right, So to barbecue or 338 00:18:28.200 --> 00:18:30.400 not to barbecue? I want you guys to tell me 339 00:18:30.440 --> 00:18:33.759 if you would if you would prefer this food barbecued 340 00:18:33.920 --> 00:18:38.480 or not barbecued, and if and then also include if 341 00:18:38.519 --> 00:18:41.079 you'd try it barbecued if you haven't had it barbecued. 342 00:18:41.519 --> 00:18:44.640 Now, by barbecue, do you mean smoker and or grill 343 00:18:45.279 --> 00:18:47.599 or no, I mean cook outside versus cook inside. 344 00:18:47.799 --> 00:18:51.680 I mean grilled grilled, So we're not considering smoker. 345 00:18:51.720 --> 00:18:53.680 Like you either have it grilled or you wouldn't have 346 00:18:53.680 --> 00:18:54.079 it grilled. 347 00:18:54.240 --> 00:18:59.279 Correct, Okay, okay, So first up is mac and cheese. 348 00:19:00.119 --> 00:19:02.759 Would you prefer to have a mac and cheese cooked 349 00:19:02.839 --> 00:19:08.640 in a cast iron skillet on the grill or mac 350 00:19:08.680 --> 00:19:10.720 and cheese cooked in the oven or even on the 351 00:19:10.720 --> 00:19:13.039 stove top in the oven? 352 00:19:14.400 --> 00:19:18.519 Yeah, just for like simplicity and ease, you know, like 353 00:19:18.599 --> 00:19:21.960 it's it's gonna have a better flavor profile for sure 354 00:19:22.160 --> 00:19:23.799 on the grill. But at the same time, there's just 355 00:19:23.880 --> 00:19:25.400 days where I'm like I don't want to fucking drag 356 00:19:25.440 --> 00:19:27.839 out the grill and turn it on, wait for the 357 00:19:27.920 --> 00:19:31.400 heat up, you know, all that shit indirect and all that, 358 00:19:31.440 --> 00:19:33.079 Like I just want to like turn on the oven, 359 00:19:33.119 --> 00:19:37.960 throw it and forget it, you know. Okay, So I 360 00:19:37.960 --> 00:19:42.839 would say inside, yeah, gril, yeah, yeah. 361 00:19:42.400 --> 00:19:44.319 If we're When you first said that, I was like, no, 362 00:19:44.400 --> 00:19:46.119 you wouldn't grill mac and cheese. But if you're talking 363 00:19:46.160 --> 00:19:48.759 about putting it in a cast iron skillet and doing 364 00:19:48.799 --> 00:19:52.200 it that way, then sure, grill. Okay, I think you're 365 00:19:52.200 --> 00:19:54.559 gonna get a lot more flavor being in a cast 366 00:19:54.599 --> 00:19:59.720 iron skillet. I something about the cheese just being a 367 00:19:59.720 --> 00:20:04.240 little a different style melt that way versus an oven. Okay, 368 00:20:05.000 --> 00:20:10.960 So I I correlate oven macaroni and cheese to be like, 369 00:20:11.079 --> 00:20:13.519 I would just think it would be bland, Like I 370 00:20:13.680 --> 00:20:15.559 just every mac and cheese I could think of. 371 00:20:15.599 --> 00:20:20.319 That's oven. There's nothing special about it. That was how 372 00:20:20.359 --> 00:20:23.680 I broil. I broil it so it doesn't come out 373 00:20:23.720 --> 00:20:25.319 dry because the first couple of times I made it, 374 00:20:25.359 --> 00:20:26.640 and I threw it in the oven for like thirty 375 00:20:26.640 --> 00:20:29.079 five minutes and it gets dry. But if you just 376 00:20:29.200 --> 00:20:31.960 broil it where the cheese on topets melted but still 377 00:20:31.960 --> 00:20:34.200 ooby guy and the inside. That's the way to go the. 378 00:20:34.400 --> 00:20:39.440 Just okay, okay, okay, avocado. 379 00:20:40.640 --> 00:20:44.880 Uh is trash? At third option, are you just not 380 00:20:44.920 --> 00:20:48.559 avocado fan? I'm not. No, I'm just you like guac. 381 00:20:48.680 --> 00:20:55.839 But yeah, yeah, like blended avocado, an avocado smoothie. You 382 00:20:55.920 --> 00:20:57.640 like an avocado smoothie. 383 00:20:57.319 --> 00:21:00.640 No avocado. I I'd be interested to try it grilled. 384 00:21:00.640 --> 00:21:01.319 I'd put it at that. 385 00:21:01.759 --> 00:21:03.599 I would too, I would like to try it grilled. 386 00:21:03.920 --> 00:21:06.160 I'm sure we'll give it nice little death flavor. 387 00:21:06.759 --> 00:21:09.640 Okay, I'm gonna go to I'm gonna go. Next. Two 388 00:21:09.640 --> 00:21:11.759 are gonna be fruits? First one's watermelon. 389 00:21:12.359 --> 00:21:14.319 Yes, it wasn't an avocado already a fruit? 390 00:21:16.440 --> 00:21:17.519 Yeah? Sorry? Three? 391 00:21:19.960 --> 00:21:22.680 Now you mean grill versus just eating it the way 392 00:21:22.720 --> 00:21:23.440 you normally do? 393 00:21:23.640 --> 00:21:25.599 Yep, versus just eating it the way you normally do. 394 00:21:26.000 --> 00:21:31.680 Oh, I mean I'd rather have it the way just normal. 395 00:21:32.000 --> 00:21:32.400 I don't know. 396 00:21:32.440 --> 00:21:37.720 I think fruit is very very touch and go on grilling. 397 00:21:37.799 --> 00:21:41.559 There is fruit like peaches do great, pineapple pineapple pineapple 398 00:21:41.599 --> 00:21:44.039 does do great. But I'd still rather have pineapple cold 399 00:21:45.599 --> 00:21:49.200 fresh versus a can of it grilled. Depends on the 400 00:21:49.240 --> 00:21:50.440 application that it has to go. 401 00:21:50.559 --> 00:21:53.119