Speaker 1: And bread mixture. They were phenomenal, dude. And jalapeno. So
Speaker 1: it was cheesecrn and bread in the in the inside
Speaker 1: and deep fried into the super crispy ball on the
Speaker 1: outside and gooey on the inside.
Speaker 2: It was so fucking good.
Speaker 1: Nice dude. They were delicious. And then I got this
Speaker 1: sandwich that had those It had those mac and cheese, bacon,
Speaker 1: and then three three brisket patties on it, brisket burger patties,
Speaker 1: and then this mayonnaise, this barbecue mayo. Holy hell, dude,
Speaker 1: it was fucking delicious.
Speaker 2: Where was that at.
Speaker 1: It's called Fox Barbecue and Boulder City.
Speaker 2: M Okay, yeah it was.
Speaker 1: That sounds really really good.
Speaker 2: I know I've heard somebody talk about that before.
Speaker 1: Grayson wanted just a basic Casadia, so he got just
Speaker 1: a basic Cacidia. Well, they told him, like, you have
Speaker 1: to pick a meat, like we don't do just cheese.
Speaker 1: We're a barbecue place. Like they told him straight out there,
Speaker 1: like you just needed to pick a meat. So he
Speaker 1: picked brisk it. So it's a brisket case, dude. These things.
Speaker 1: These things were as thick as the thickest book I've
Speaker 1: ever read in my life so.
Speaker 3: Like so like a like a magazine, Yeah, highlights magazine, Penthouse?
Speaker 2: Can he be Penthouse? He didn't read the ads, he
Speaker 2: didn't do the row I read.
Speaker 1: I did read. I did read the ads an easy
Speaker 1: writer though, because they were funny stories.
Speaker 2: I've heard you talk about that a few times.
Speaker 1: Penthouse was not good stories. So all right, you want
Speaker 1: to just get right into it. Yeah, okay, I'll give
Speaker 1: it like fifteen seconds. So we started on two minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah sure, yeah, sure.
Speaker 1: If you're not going to just put it all this
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 2: We can we can do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can just all for the next five seconds,
Speaker 3: four seconds, three seconds. I'm gonna shout up in one second.
Speaker 1: Welcome to da Parental discussion is advised mature content beyond
Speaker 1: this point. Hey, what should people never eat? On the
Speaker 1: fourth of July?
Speaker 2: Mexican food?
Speaker 1: Fire crackers.
Speaker 2: JPP, that pussy M.
Speaker 1: I tried to We got home tooke a shower. I
Speaker 1: bent over in the shower. I lost off fucking feeling
Speaker 1: in my face, almost fell almost fell over in the shower,
Speaker 1: so fucking tired, straight up.
Speaker 2: Nice, Yeah, we just get right into it.
Speaker 3: So the three of us went to a water park today, Yes,
Speaker 3: and it was, like, you know, as funny as I
Speaker 3: think the weather said is only supposed to get up
Speaker 3: to one o five when we left, even after being
Speaker 3: in the car for solid five minutes where the air
Speaker 3: is like fully kicked in and everything, our tempt still
Speaker 3: was reading like one o nine outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was hot.
Speaker 2: It was hot. It was fun, though I'm drained, had
Speaker 2: a good time.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, you're dreamed, I'm stained.
Speaker 2: What did what'd you have for dinner? Stone? Me Alyssa
Speaker 2: made these like little kind of pizza hot pocket things
Speaker 2: like she like did like croissant rolls, and then she
Speaker 2: like filled it with like mozzarella and Pepperoni's and can
Speaker 2: you start with the first ingredient again? It was like
Speaker 2: mozzarella and but yeah, he's coming from the guy who
Speaker 2: got ribs from the Saara desert this week.
Speaker 1: I made those, bitch. They were they were.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm only gonna make ribs from now
Speaker 2: on and not like put anything on them just for George.
Speaker 1: It was so too so I should I should have
Speaker 1: cut into them. I made ribs and I sent these two.
Speaker 1: You have a knife sharp enough a fucking picture? They
Speaker 1: fell off the bone, dude, I literally pulled the bones
Speaker 1: out of them. So I sent these two dipships a picture.
Speaker 1: And the first thing that Jordan noticed was there was
Speaker 1: no barbecue sauce on them. But they were delicious. There
Speaker 1: was a nice there was a nice crust on the outside.
Speaker 1: They were juicy on the inside. They didn't need the
Speaker 1: barbecue sauce. Other people in this house that I live
Speaker 1: in put barbecue sauce on their ribs, and that was fine.
Speaker 2: Because they're cultured.
Speaker 1: I did not make out. Okay, you have you met him,
Speaker 1: Jesus fuck, welcome to one. What do we want? Eighty three.
Speaker 2: Two? You know, earlier this week I did. I had
Speaker 2: one more like kind of quarter slab of pork belly,
Speaker 2: and I wanted to see what it was like cooking
Speaker 2: the whole thing without cutting it up. So I slathered
Speaker 2: a whole bunch of rub on it and I threw
Speaker 2: it on a smoker for two hours until it read
Speaker 2: one sixty five and I pulled it off, let it rest.
Speaker 2: I sliced it up, and it is exactly what you
Speaker 2: want a pork roast to be, like, throw it over
Speaker 2: mashed potatoes kind of a thing. Holy shit, Like that's
Speaker 2: gonna be my new favorite way to like cook pork belly.
Speaker 2: It's like just like that, that was shit, even like
Speaker 2: my kid ate the whole thing, like ate a couple
Speaker 2: of slices. It was fucking delicious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've always wanted to do burnt ends. That's one
Speaker 1: way I've wanted to make pork.
Speaker 2: That's normally I make hims. I make them like burn ends.
Speaker 2: But that's what you did when we were up there
Speaker 2: last weekend. They were good.
Speaker 3: That koloo of pork though, Holy shit, like I couldn't
Speaker 3: stop eating it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so good. It's as salt makes you want more. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: and it was just so tender and perfect. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: so easy to make. There's only a couple ingredients that
Speaker 2: going in and it just goes in the pot overnight
Speaker 2: then and you just keep it in the pot and
Speaker 2: eat it the whole day. Yeah, it's a ship. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think that's what.
Speaker 3: It's a combo of like that salty flavor. Plus it's
Speaker 3: just absolutely tender.
Speaker 2: It just falls apart, like it was in there for
Speaker 2: seventeen hours like that when you guys came over that
Speaker 2: point sixteen hours and it's delicious. It was delicious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so.
Speaker 2: Also, I gotta bring up the fact here that Jordan
Speaker 2: is fucking hilarious at the water park and just says
Speaker 2: stuff so loud, just talking shit so loud. We this
Speaker 2: is an example because I can't tell the other ones
Speaker 2: because they're a little you know, but this one I
Speaker 2: can say. We were in the little off color, a
Speaker 2: little off color. We were in the lazy river, right,
Speaker 2: and there is just this gigantic hog of a woman
Speaker 2: that maybe she looked like she legit did. She looked
Speaker 2: like the penguin, right, And she's like taking up two
Speaker 2: inner tubes. I thought she was grounding at one point,
Speaker 2: like her head was like in the water. But Jordan,
Speaker 2: this is a crowded river, Jordan. And meanwhile, this chick
Speaker 2: is maybe ten feet in front of us. Jordan goes,
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, we got the fucking penguin in front of us,
Speaker 2: don't we? And he says it's so loud, And I
Speaker 2: guess it's dandy to Beato's penguin about ten feet in
Speaker 2: front of us. Dude, I'm trying not to laugh, right,
Speaker 2: and I'm over here like I want to laugh so hard.
Speaker 2: But he said it's so loud, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: my god, you just have to say it so loud.
Speaker 2: Your wife, who was in front of us, halfway the
Speaker 2: distance between us and her, turns around and goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: Jordan's said, it's so loud. And I looked around and
Speaker 2: there's all these other people around us, like like just
Speaker 2: heads turned away from us, but you could see on
Speaker 2: their face they're like, try so hard. I said right
Speaker 2: back to her. I wasn't wrong. Look at her looks
Speaker 2: like the penguin. I mean, but dude, I was just
Speaker 2: laughing s had. I was like, is that Eddie so
Speaker 2: hit me a little bit or something like do not know,
Speaker 2: like how loud your dog are?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: Just like, fuck it, we're here, it's outside, it was busy,
Speaker 2: he's hot. Yeah. I was in a piss river. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the river piss. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, if there was ever a true vaccination
Speaker 3: to COVID, it's a water park. Oh, go to a
Speaker 3: water park on a weekend and sit in either the
Speaker 3: wavepool or like the lazy river.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at like three or four in the afternoon when yeah,
Speaker 2: you're trying to figure out what you're gonna get first,
Speaker 2: either hepatitis or HPV. You don't know the reason magic
Speaker 2: Johnson is still alive and me, he's just drinking.
Speaker 1: He's just drinking park water. Yeah, that's his real that's
Speaker 1: his real concoction. We we got in there, the producer
Speaker 1: and I went into the wavepool. The kids had already
Speaker 1: gotten in, and she the second the water hits her,
Speaker 1: she's like, oh no, I got a peet. And I
Speaker 1: was like all right, and and she's like, now I
Speaker 1: gonna go find the bathroom. I like, you're in it?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Do you think.
Speaker 2: Anybody else here is going to the bathroom?
Speaker 1: Did they have those they have those dies where you
Speaker 1: could get caught, Like, I don't want to catch me
Speaker 1: pool catching its thirty something years Like I'm telling you
Speaker 1: right now, we are in Vegas. If there were dies
Speaker 1: in this pool, it would be a different fucking color
Speaker 1: the whole pool. I was like, there has There isn't
Speaker 1: one person in this wavepool that hasn't already pissed. I
Speaker 1: was like watch this, and I go Grayson, because Grayson
Speaker 1: was swimming up to it, was like, hey, you pee already,
Speaker 1: and he just kind of like froze. He's like uh,
Speaker 1: and he kind of smirks and he just takes off again.
Speaker 1: I'm like, see everybody's pissing. I'm pissing right now. I
Speaker 1: was literally staring at her like I'm pissing right now.
Speaker 1: What do you want?
Speaker 2: It must have been your wave that hit me in
Speaker 2: the face. Possibly, dude. I just like that wave hit
Speaker 2: me in the face, and I just smelled asparagus and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, like somebody's pea. Water just went
Speaker 2: my face. Gross.
Speaker 3: I had asparagus the other night for dinner last night,
Speaker 3: and man, I tell you that shit gets here. You're
Speaker 3: in fast. Oh yeah, it's And then it was like
Speaker 3: this morning you forget. Like the next morning, I'm peeing
Speaker 3: and I'm just sitting there. You know, those morning peas
Speaker 3: are longer, and I'm sitting there. God damn, this stinks.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like like the older you get, the quicker
Speaker 1: it hits you too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Usually if I eat it for dinner, it's that night,
Speaker 3: like within a couple hours, Like, yeah, so fast, you
Speaker 3: can already smell it.
Speaker 1: I you know, It's it's funny that you talk about
Speaker 1: smelly pee because I I was thinking about this. So
Speaker 1: this is this is our fourth of July episode, right,
Speaker 1: and one of the topics that I wanted to touch
Speaker 1: on was what what cryptids were in the United States, Right,
Speaker 1: I was gonna do I was gonna do it as
Speaker 1: part of the Jeopardy episode hint hint, that's later and
Speaker 1: uh And I was thinking when I got to some
Speaker 1: of these cryptids, I was like, you know what, I
Speaker 1: was like, I wonder how these guys go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom like piss and like Bigfoot's piss has to smell
Speaker 1: fucking rancid, dude. Oh you know how you know how
Speaker 1: mountain lions and bears have that distinct smell in their
Speaker 1: urine like it's you barely.
Speaker 2: Get it's like a cat pass like there's they barely
Speaker 2: drink water as it is they they live. I'm convinced
Speaker 2: that cats live on a line where they're just barely
Speaker 2: alive because they're so bad they're riding that line their
Speaker 2: whole life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So, like could you imagine like the Jersey Devil's
Speaker 1: piss has got to be lava, right or blood? Maybe? Right?
Speaker 1: Like the chupacabras and shit, like what is the chup
Speaker 1: of Kappa pee out?
Speaker 2: It's some Mutzurella marinera smell, which it's it's fucking hobo's
Speaker 2: p that's like three days of not being able to
Speaker 2: have water sitting in front of a fucking taco bug
Speaker 2: on spare change. So it smells like you guys ever
Speaker 2: smelled that pea like a New York subway pee. That's
Speaker 2: being disgusting.
Speaker 3: There's an air now there's a Taco Bell now out
Speaker 3: by Roses, which is for those listening between Kingmen and Vegas.
Speaker 3: Roses is like forty five minutes from Kingman to Vegas,
Speaker 3: or about twenty five minutes thirty minutes from from Vegas
Speaker 3: to Kingman, and there's now a Taco Bell. I almost
Speaker 3: fucking stopped because I was the one driving.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, brand Yeah it looks it looks so
Speaker 1: fucked up. Dude, we were driving by.
Speaker 3: We were talking about it's not even done yet. It's open,
Speaker 3: but the outside is.
Speaker 1: Not even finished, the outside put up yet. No, d
Speaker 1: it looks all dilapidated, fucking.
Speaker 3: Remodeling, Like, yeah, it looks like a remodel, but it's
Speaker 3: a brand new building. It's like they haven't finished the outside,
Speaker 3: like stuccoing and ship like that. Yeah, it's already open.
Speaker 3: They're like, listen, Taco Bell's gotta make money.
Speaker 2: Open up the next time I drive through, you're gonna
Speaker 2: text me and be like, can you stop at Taco
Speaker 2: Bell and take a cooler with you and just throw
Speaker 2: a bunch of ship in there. We'll hit it up.
Speaker 3: You get here, you stop a tacobot, I'm gonna drop
Speaker 3: an edible. It'll be perfect timing.
Speaker 2: Perfect time the grays we get there, it's gonna be hidden.
Speaker 2: So speaking about these scriptives, what do you want?
Speaker 1: Well, speaking of food, let's let's let's stay on the
Speaker 1: food topic or sidetrack and the and the grill and
Speaker 1: the grill. We talked about the cryptids. It's fine. I
Speaker 1: took it out of Jeopardy. I couldn't. I couldn't figure
Speaker 1: out how I wanted to word the questions with Jeopardy.
Speaker 1: So originally I was was telling aj Originally I was
Speaker 1: I was actually thinking about asking you guys, what cryptids
Speaker 1: you think would be the most patriotic, So, like, if
Speaker 1: you had to pick a cryptid, right, which cryptid do
Speaker 1: you think would end up being the most patriotic too
Speaker 1: to the United States?
Speaker 2: I mean, I think it's got to be like the
Speaker 2: Jersey Devil because it's Jersey, you know. Yeah, yeah, Like
Speaker 2: when I think of chuper Copra. I think of Mexico.
Speaker 2: When I think of I think of the EDI. I'm like,
Speaker 2: that could be candid too. It's just the US. Bigfoot
Speaker 2: could be there. But when you think of Jersey Devil,
Speaker 2: you can have it without Jersey, you know. And I
Speaker 2: think of Bigfoot, I think is I think of the
Speaker 2: opposite spectrum. I think like the South will rise again,
Speaker 2: which is also not patriotic. So I think a Confederate
Speaker 2: Bigfoot or skin Walkers, because you don't really hear about Skinwalker,
Speaker 2: like you might hear a little bit in like North Mexico,
Speaker 2: like there's some rumblings of it there, but the majority
Speaker 2: of that is Central US into appalsha.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: I think Jersey Devil is a great answer. The other
Speaker 3: one I may go with is maybe Mothman.
Speaker 2: That's a good you don't hear somewhere else either, you
Speaker 2: don't not not not really.
Speaker 3: I mean they may have it by a different name,
Speaker 3: but like Bigfoot's literally in every fucking country, every country, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: But but I like Stone's answer first, the Jersey Devil,
Speaker 3: because it's it's the name, it's you know, what's more
Speaker 3: American than the Jersey Most pieces.
Speaker 2: Of ship the trash can to the east coast. Is
Speaker 2: someone say, you're not wrong ships. However, I'll say this,
Speaker 2: there are I've been to the country parts of New
Speaker 2: Jersey and there's some really nice areas where I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I could see why, like Uncle Roger and Field of
Speaker 2: my family lives out here. It's pretty It's like New York.
Speaker 2: You just stay out of the main city and it's
Speaker 2: actually nice in reality.
Speaker 1: In reality Newark like upstate New Jersey.
Speaker 2: You mean New York, Newark, Newark, New York pronounced New York.
Speaker 2: Now it's New York City, is what you're looking for? No,
Speaker 2: he's he's talking about new I got it. Whatever, New York.
Speaker 1: It's so upstate New York, up state God damn, you asshole.
Speaker 1: Upstate New Jersey is is really is really the only
Speaker 1: like well at over in the midwest. Atlantic City. Atlantic
Speaker 1: City is pretty bad too. Yeah, there's but outside of that, Dude,
Speaker 1: when you start moving towards central Jersey some of the
Speaker 1: coastal area, and then you kind of start going towards
Speaker 1: like Pennsylvania a little bit, it changes. It's it's more rural.
Speaker 2: I did like the Jersey the Jersey Shore that was
Speaker 2: a pretty cool beach. It was interesting how it's like
Speaker 2: not it's not sand like a lot of it's like pebble.
Speaker 2: It's like stone pebble.
Speaker 1: There's portions, yes, there are portions that are like that,
Speaker 1: and then as you as you go further north, it
Speaker 1: changes into sand a little bit. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But but it's not like California beach like yellow no yeah, no, no, no, no, it's.
Speaker 3: Like it's like an organ or Washington Yeah, exactly correct,
Speaker 3: where it's almost like riverbed.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah in some areas. But so the other
Speaker 1: thing I wanted to talk about was barbecuing.
Speaker 2: Mmm, okay, like what what barbecue cryptids would like?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, well, actually that's a good question. That's a
Speaker 1: good question. Do you think cryptids would like barbecue? Do
Speaker 1: you think any there's any cryptids that would actually try.
Speaker 2: And cook their food? Bigfoot the only one, right, Bigfoot? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I can see him doing like a luau pig, you know,
Speaker 2: maybe a skin walker. You know, they'll take the skin
Speaker 2: off and they'll throw them over for test, you know,
Speaker 2: and just partestip for the rest of the meal. They
Speaker 2: might do it as they're trying on their new suit,
Speaker 2: just for shown.
Speaker 1: Yes, m oh no, it's the letter. I thought you
Speaker 1: had a cat sitting on your shoulder, AJ, but it's not.
Speaker 1: It's just.
Speaker 2: That that eddie is hitting you have bowl.
Speaker 1: So okay, So barbecue food, right, So to barbecue or
Speaker 1: not to barbecue? I want you guys to tell me
Speaker 1: if you would if you would prefer this food barbecued
Speaker 1: or not barbecued, and if and then also include if
Speaker 1: you'd try it barbecued if you haven't had it barbecued.
Speaker 2: Now, by barbecue, do you mean smoker and or grill
Speaker 2: or no, I mean cook outside versus cook inside.
Speaker 1: I mean grilled grilled, So we're not considering smoker.
Speaker 2: Like you either have it grilled or you wouldn't have
Speaker 2: it grilled.
Speaker 1: Correct, Okay, okay, So first up is mac and cheese.
Speaker 1: Would you prefer to have a mac and cheese cooked
Speaker 1: in a cast iron skillet on the grill or mac
Speaker 1: and cheese cooked in the oven or even on the
Speaker 1: stove top in the oven?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just for like simplicity and ease, you know, like
Speaker 2: it's it's gonna have a better flavor profile for sure
Speaker 2: on the grill. But at the same time, there's just
Speaker 2: days where I'm like I don't want to fucking drag
Speaker 2: out the grill and turn it on, wait for the
Speaker 2: heat up, you know, all that shit indirect and all that,
Speaker 2: Like I just want to like turn on the oven,
Speaker 2: throw it and forget it, you know. Okay, So I
Speaker 2: would say inside, yeah, gril, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: If we're When you first said that, I was like, no,
Speaker 3: you wouldn't grill mac and cheese. But if you're talking
Speaker 3: about putting it in a cast iron skillet and doing
Speaker 3: it that way, then sure, grill. Okay, I think you're
Speaker 3: gonna get a lot more flavor being in a cast
Speaker 3: iron skillet. I something about the cheese just being a
Speaker 3: little a different style melt that way versus an oven. Okay,
Speaker 3: So I I correlate oven macaroni and cheese to be like,
Speaker 3: I would just think it would be bland, Like I
Speaker 3: just every mac and cheese I could think of.
Speaker 2: That's oven. There's nothing special about it. That was how
Speaker 2: I broil. I broil it so it doesn't come out
Speaker 2: dry because the first couple of times I made it,
Speaker 2: and I threw it in the oven for like thirty
Speaker 2: five minutes and it gets dry. But if you just
Speaker 2: broil it where the cheese on topets melted but still
Speaker 2: ooby guy and the inside. That's the way to go the.
Speaker 1: Just okay, okay, okay, avocado.
Speaker 2: Uh is trash? At third option, are you just not
Speaker 2: avocado fan? I'm not. No, I'm just you like guac.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, like blended avocado, an avocado smoothie. You
Speaker 1: like an avocado smoothie.
Speaker 3: No avocado. I I'd be interested to try it grilled.
Speaker 3: I'd put it at that.
Speaker 2: I would too, I would like to try it grilled.
Speaker 2: I'm sure we'll give it nice little death flavor.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go to I'm gonna go. Next. Two
Speaker 1: are gonna be fruits? First one's watermelon.
Speaker 2: Yes, it wasn't an avocado already a fruit?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sorry? Three?
Speaker 2: Now you mean grill versus just eating it the way
Speaker 2: you normally do?
Speaker 1: Yep, versus just eating it the way you normally do.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean I'd rather have it the way just normal.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think fruit is very very touch and go on grilling.
Speaker 3: There is fruit like peaches do great, pineapple pineapple pineapple
Speaker 3: does do great. But I'd still rather have pineapple cold
Speaker 3: fresh versus a can of it grilled. Depends on the
Speaker 3: application that it has to go.
Speaker 1: We're just talking about eating now, We're just just talking
Speaker 1: about eating. I'm not talking about using it on top
Speaker 1: of something. This next one, this next one is specific
Speaker 1: and I and I'll get into that, but in terms
Speaker 1: of the watermelon and the avocado, I'm not talking about
Speaker 1: using it. Well, I guess the avocado you could potentially
Speaker 1: use for like a guacamole if you wanted to, but
Speaker 1: it was more just about eating it, you know, adding
Speaker 1: it on your burger, grill, it added on your burger
Speaker 1: kind of thing. Watermelon just eating, just straight up eating.
Speaker 1: This next one specific. Okay, grilling your peaches for a
Speaker 1: peach cobbler or not grilling your peaches for a peach cobbler.
Speaker 2: I think grilling, and I think that'd be I think
Speaker 2: that'd be a good try. Yeah, like it.
Speaker 3: So can we get back to the avocado though, Yes,
Speaker 3: what if you smoke the avocado just for a little
Speaker 3: bit and then made.
Speaker 1: Just to like touch it, almost almost like you do
Speaker 1: an old fashion like just cany.
Speaker 3: Like just on hot smoke setting. Yeah, just so it
Speaker 3: just absorbs all that smoke flavor, maybe even and make
Speaker 3: it into guak.
Speaker 1: Get your grill get your grill hot, get your smoke
Speaker 1: or cooking your get your your bar is nice and hot,
Speaker 1: so it sears the avocado first and then like twenty
Speaker 1: thirty seconds to smoke, maybe five minutes tops. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can see that that would be good. I'd be down
Speaker 1: to you know. I didn't think about that. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: let's go with some basic bitches. What about corn on
Speaker 1: the cob, grill, grilled, or however you do it. Some
Speaker 1: people do it in the oven, some people do it
Speaker 1: like most. The most traditional way is in boiling water. Right,
Speaker 1: you put it in boiling water.
Speaker 2: Right. Boiling water is great because it strips the dirt
Speaker 2: out of it. But there is some merit to eating it,
Speaker 2: like with that dirt flavor, because it tastes like it's
Speaker 2: fresh from the garden. Yeah, but I think overall I
Speaker 2: like it boiled like right. Smoked is good too, Like
Speaker 2: smoking it is really good. But on the grill, I
Speaker 2: don't know. It's kind of so.
Speaker 3: I grew up eating grilled corn, and my family would
Speaker 3: put you you'd lather it in butter, season it and
Speaker 3: then wrap it in tinfoil and then grill it that way.
Speaker 3: And what I did like about that is you would
Speaker 3: get parts of the corn that looked like it hadn't
Speaker 3: even touched and other parts that are charred, and the
Speaker 3: flavors fantastic.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: But I was just saying this like a weekend ago.
Speaker 3: I think it was when you when you came over
Speaker 3: last weekend Dome and it was.
Speaker 2: I just like boiled corn. I think it's something to
Speaker 2: be said about the simplicity of just boiled corn and
Speaker 2: then some butter and salt. That's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and get on board with that, right.
Speaker 2: But I'm a I'm all for grilling it too. Fish.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Fish, I'm gonna say grill. I like grilled fish. Grilled
Speaker 2: fish's bomb. I think the right kind of fish. Sure.
Speaker 3: I'm just not a huge, huge fish fan. I love seafood,
Speaker 3: but I'm not a big fish fan.
Speaker 1: And I was let's switch it to shrimp then.
Speaker 3: Like there there is one specific fish. Like I'm not
Speaker 3: a huge fan of salmon, but the way my family
Speaker 3: makes it with this recipe on the grill, it's like
Speaker 3: one of the most divine smelling things out there. I
Speaker 3: wish it tasted as good as it smelled. I get
Speaker 3: the dill, the shallots, the butter. Yeah, but I but
Speaker 3: overall fish, I would prefer it no batter than fried instead. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like a light like a light batter and a fry. Okay,
Speaker 3: really really good homemade tartar sauce. Yeah, fish taco.
Speaker 2: Or either a tartar sauce or you make like a
Speaker 2: fresh pico. Yeah, especially throwing some mango and throwing some
Speaker 2: pineapple in that in that pico collops favorite things in
Speaker 2: the world are There's so refreshing.
Speaker 1: All right, what about steak.
Speaker 2: Grill? Grilled grill, there's there's a lot of merrit up.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, like I do it with like butter
Speaker 2: and the based all that, but snowhere near is good. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's like I made so last night with the asparagus. Safeway,
Speaker 3: I had petite sirloins on sale. Now mind you, these
Speaker 3: looked more like fucking rib eyes, but they were like
Speaker 3: size of a ribi inch thick, but they were petite sirloin.
Speaker 3: And with petite sirloin, if you leave them out for
Speaker 3: about a half hour forty minutes before you really you
Speaker 3: just do a little bit of soy sauce and wor
Speaker 3: chester and then seasoned salt and pepper. Just to let
Speaker 3: it soak in that and it just tenderizes it. And
Speaker 3: I set my smoker to three seventy five and then
Speaker 3: opened the grate and I cooked them over the grate
Speaker 3: like five six minutes on one side, four minutes on
Speaker 3: the other. So most steak on a higher grill would
Speaker 3: have been for sure, like for sure on the more
Speaker 3: dun side of medium. These things were charred on the
Speaker 3: outside and like between rare and like a medium rare
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It was like every time you cut in like the
Speaker 3: flavor of the same. And it's funny because I love
Speaker 3: A one sauce like it's just something about it. I
Speaker 3: love it, like I will enjoy the steak on its own, Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I love the tang of the A one. So
Speaker 3: but man, those steaks slap last night I actually had
Speaker 3: that for breakfast morning. I had steak and eggs at
Speaker 3: like seven fifteen this morning.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, that sounds good, all right. Last one brownies,
Speaker 2: I've never had them on a grill. They're good. I've
Speaker 2: had them. They're good. I would say I wouldn't go
Speaker 2: out of the way to make them the grill, But
Speaker 2: if somebody made them on the growd be excited because
Speaker 2: they are delicious. I've had them on the grill before.
Speaker 2: They're good.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say I'm open for the trial, but I
Speaker 3: can't weigh in because I've never had them.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's all I got. That's all I got
Speaker 1: for us.
Speaker 3: Well, you didn't really answer much of those.
Speaker 1: No, that's not my questions. The weird questions the people
Speaker 1: don't know. The people don't want to know what I
Speaker 1: like to eat because they know what I like to eat.
Speaker 2: All right, question questions here. Penis like a traditional grilled
Speaker 2: burger or smashburger in a flat top. Smashburger on the
Speaker 2: flat top. I have to agree. I think so too.
Speaker 2: Smash that's magical. It's something about it, like you just said, magical.
Speaker 2: It is the seasoning locks in and you cook it
Speaker 2: like fast a fucking tenth of the time. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: well done by the time you're pressing the fourth patty.
Speaker 2: You gotta flip the first one close.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty.
Speaker 2: You gotta be fast. You gotta have your cheese ready,
Speaker 2: you have your buns ready, You gotta you gotta be
Speaker 2: ready to go.
Speaker 1: There is something different about there is something different about
Speaker 1: the flavor for sure. Yeah, yeah, I would. I would
Speaker 1: go smash burger ten out of times.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think part of it is, you get it's
Speaker 2: as hot as a grill is, but all the flavor
Speaker 2: is getting locked in. Top dog.
Speaker 3: You would say it stopped, but all the flavor gets
Speaker 3: locked in because there's nowhere for it to go because
Speaker 3: it's on the flat top.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like and then pressing the tallow.
Speaker 3: Right, if you press your burger down on a regular grill,
Speaker 3: you lose all that flavor because the juice just falls
Speaker 3: out and then it gets dried out by the flame.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I started doing as well? I
Speaker 2: throw in, like I get some like riom tipped your butter,
Speaker 2: and I throw in like a tablespoon into the mixed
Speaker 2: taip swim or two into the pound a bit, and
Speaker 2: like it's like just enough to like make it insanely
Speaker 2: just especially if you're working like ninety plus lean and
Speaker 2: throwing just a little bit of.
Speaker 1: That so you're adding your you're adding the.
Speaker 2: Fat, hm, just a little bit, not a crazy amount
Speaker 2: in the side of pollodine. Yeah, but yeah, god damn,
Speaker 2: my mouth's in watering.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck you guys, want to take a break. I
Speaker 1: take quick break. Yeah for Channel D News.
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, welcome back to Channel D News. I'm your host,
Speaker 3: Squirre Mud. Buttom, I don't know if I said that right,
Speaker 3: but I tried joining me later. Chips el a quick
Speaker 3: maybe and a storm of blowing. Maybe could be Uncle Polly,
Speaker 3: We don't know.
Speaker 2: In our first story, as we're wrapping up Pride Month,
Speaker 2: there's been a lot of a lot of parades going
Speaker 2: on in La But I just get confused because I
Speaker 2: thought that the Pride flags were more rainbow and bright
Speaker 2: and vibrant. All these flags that have been going on
Speaker 2: have just been like red, green and white with some
Speaker 2: like bona Fide eagle on it. I don't get it.
Speaker 2: But Happy Pride Month from Channel D News. That's our
Speaker 2: first story. Chip, what do you got from the streets?
Speaker 2: Are you out in those Pride parades? Chout bro This
Speaker 2: is Chad April to zero here man. So like Chip
Speaker 2: like was on a plane back from Iran and then
Speaker 2: they had to turn around and say go back to
Speaker 2: the motherland, and like now he's stuck and he was
Speaker 2: just there trying to see like some great uncle of his.
Speaker 2: I don't understand, but he was like, oh my God,
Speaker 2: if you don't do this, and like, I hate you forever.
Speaker 2: And so I'm in his van. It's cool. Me and
Speaker 2: the girlfriend split for a little bit, which kind of sucks,
Speaker 2: but you know it sucks. Even worse is like I've
Speaker 2: been looking around at like all the ice raids and stuff,
Speaker 2: you know, and all the turmoil is going around the world,
Speaker 2: and I just think if people really stopped like standing
Speaker 2: on grass so much and really just started loading the
Speaker 2: grass into like a bong apparatus, the world would be
Speaker 2: like a much more like round place, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. It's like, what, yeah, anyways, don't even get here.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go load of the bong. I found his
Speaker 2: stuff in mine. I'm gonna keep mine on the stash,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. It's like I'm gonna get
Speaker 2: toss her by the end of the river, you know,
Speaker 2: set up to miss Fairly or whatever that fucking crazy
Speaker 2: his name is later, you know, a mister Bud Modem
Speaker 2: whatever you are, Bud, thank you, Chad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ice raids, I don't really get it. This summer's
Speaker 3: been very mild in my opinion, so I don't know
Speaker 3: why we're rating all these ice machines. You think they'd
Speaker 3: have the stock up at summertime. Speaking of summertime, storm,
Speaker 3: what's blowing in your neck of the woods?
Speaker 1: Yeler, squirt. I don't fuck y'all talking about with ice, man.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen ice in probably fucking sixteen years. Man,
Speaker 1: My ice machine don't work. Hey, bro, Hey, you guys
Speaker 1: been seeing what the hell's happening around world lately. You
Speaker 1: got them meteor balls falling from the skies and floods
Speaker 1: and chiny higher than the g raft pussy if you're
Speaker 1: ignorant folk, that's like eight hundred and thirty pigs feet,
Speaker 1: you know. I'm my cousin, little Ray Ray. He was
Speaker 1: telling me that he got a girl pregnant down in Florida.
Speaker 1: Oh and then all of a sudden, it's hailing in June.
Speaker 2: Can you believe that?
Speaker 1: Hell? In June? Anyway, the roads down to New York
Speaker 1: City are getting hotter than hotter than hotter than the
Speaker 1: sun or some shit. I don't know that they're melting,
Speaker 1: you know. And then busses are like dropping in them holes.
Speaker 1: They're called like sink sink holes. I think because you
Speaker 1: sinking them. I don't know, it could just because all
Speaker 1: the little neighborhood kids, fucking hoodlums go in there and
Speaker 1: wash their toes and feeding them like they do the sinks.
Speaker 1: But anyway, you know, uh, these buses were dropping in
Speaker 1: them like ping pong balls inside Miss Johnson's cootie hole
Speaker 1: at her annual Fourth of July celebration. Oh and speaking
Speaker 1: of ping pong, did you see Wu chain me on
Speaker 1: me out that got stuck on the bridge over in China?
Speaker 1: Could Lord the rains washed away the bridge while he
Speaker 1: was driving his truck over it? Man, I ain't seen
Speaker 1: such good fucking hanging on since well my cousin's ex worker. Anyway,
Speaker 1: the Wu Chang dude was hanging on by the side
Speaker 1: the skin of his little Wii wei. And I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure that after he got done getting off the bridge
Speaker 1: they called him Poochang because he probably fucking sold his bridges. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Summers here is hotter than two strippers fighting over the
Speaker 1: last shrimp at the Boofet Piggy Wiggy All right, calculated.
Speaker 2: Nankee storm, Just remember Wu Chang ain't nothing to fuck with.
Speaker 2: In our last story, we're heading back to California. The
Speaker 2: California Highway Patrol officers quickly hoofed it to the scene
Speaker 2: when more than three hundred ship sheep wandered away from
Speaker 2: their field in Santa Barbara. The California Highway Patrol Santa
Speaker 2: Barbara station said on Channel D News to social media
Speaker 2: that the massive flock of sheep abandoned from their field
Speaker 2: near Mountain Drive. Our California Highway Patrol officers quickly hoofed
Speaker 2: it to the scene and helped the owner round up
Speaker 2: the wooly wanderers, just to say that sheep ain't the
Speaker 2: only things leaving California. Keep your shit in Hey a squirt, Yes, yes, sir,
Speaker 2: he got all the sheep.
Speaker 1: Are you sure I can go helping Danny? Help I
Speaker 1: go help him out, get to one to do and.
Speaker 2: I gotta go.
Speaker 3: All right, well, just don't go free Palestine on o sheep.
Speaker 3: All right for Channity News. I'm your host, squirt, my
Speaker 3: bottom chip, sell it quick. Not here, it's chat. I
Speaker 3: put April to zero, storm of blowing. We'll catch you
Speaker 3: next time.
Speaker 2: Bye.
Speaker 1: Did he just buye?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Or did you guys think that
Speaker 2: uh storm of blown was gonna start talking about doing
Speaker 2: like ice, like math like I'm at Ice sixteen years
Speaker 2: and I was like, holy shit, he did do math
Speaker 2: spe Oh Jesus, I went to e DC one time.
Speaker 2: I took this thing called spice. I woke up and
Speaker 2: the Blasio fucking water is it? Next though, Arden, Oh,
Speaker 2: don't fuck around with that shit. Yeah, it's just no joke.
Speaker 2: Done it twice. It was not fun the second time.
Speaker 2: First time was holy shit. Second time was oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna die. No thanks, It's like twenty minute LSD.
Speaker 2: It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: You just had a ghost stick in your mouth. Hey,
Speaker 1: you guys wanna play some Jeopardy.
Speaker 2: As a yes? All right?
Speaker 1: You guys know the game, right. We're gonna have three categories.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have five questions in each category one hundred,
Speaker 1: three hundred, one and and five hundred. The winner gets
Speaker 1: absolutely fucking nothing. You want to hear the categories?
Speaker 2: Sure do, all right?
Speaker 1: First one is Independence Day movie, the second one fireworks Boom.
Speaker 1: The third is facts about the fourth of July. Okay,
Speaker 1: so the first the first category is going to be
Speaker 1: all about the movie the famous Will Smith, Jeff Goldbloom,
Speaker 1: Independence Day pre Jada, pre crazy ass stage in his life.
Speaker 1: Second second one is all about fireworks. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: about fireworks, their history, little known facts, things like that.
Speaker 1: And then the third and final, but definitely not the
Speaker 1: least is going to be facts about the fourth of
Speaker 1: July and Independence Day and things that relate to it. So, okay,
Speaker 1: pick a team, any sports team, New York Yankees.
Speaker 2: Hey, J. The Panthers nailed it, fucking nailed it.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, AYJ, you go first.
Speaker 2: You're calling it forever. Cod uh, let's go Independence Day
Speaker 2: movie for one hundred?
Speaker 1: Please? All right? This was used to defeat the alien
Speaker 1: mother ship in the nineteen ninety six hit.
Speaker 2: Movie What Is a Virus?
Speaker 1: He was correct?
Speaker 2: All right, let's go two hundred.
Speaker 1: All right. Captain Steve Hiller's girlfriend gets trapped in what
Speaker 1: during the attack on LA What is.
Speaker 2: A like a tunnel underpass?
Speaker 1: Close enough? Utility tunnel?
Speaker 2: Utility tunnel?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, damn A. J's fucking smoking on. So far.
Speaker 2: Let's go three. D Well, you told them with his
Speaker 2: category today. So he probably went home and watched Independence Day.
Speaker 2: Well we had to drive home. Maybe, Hey, you can
Speaker 2: hear it on in the background.
Speaker 1: All right, three?
Speaker 2: You said, yeah, let's go three? All right.
Speaker 1: The US military originally gave its support for the movie,
Speaker 1: but withdrew it after hearing this about the movie.
Speaker 2: What is that it was fake?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: What is aliens blowing up the White House?
Speaker 1: No? The reference to area fifty one?
Speaker 2: Fuck?
Speaker 1: Really, I'm dead serious.
Speaker 2: Yep, it makes sense.
Speaker 3: That's why I was going with something like blow up
Speaker 3: the White House, like the military can't be about that,
Speaker 3: you know, like something simple?
Speaker 2: Yep, which that is the area fifty one? Something simple?
Speaker 2: I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were upset. They were upset with them using
Speaker 1: the reference to area fifty one, and as much. It
Speaker 1: didn't just have to do with it, but it was
Speaker 1: as much as well.
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, oh yeah, it was still really fresh back then,
Speaker 2: like Bob Bazarre happened like ninety ninety one eighty nine
Speaker 2: somewhere in there. It was still really fresh when that
Speaker 2: all that happened. Yeah, that makes sense. Okay, that and
Speaker 2: it's weird because it was like you think about it
Speaker 2: and you're like, the movie is thirty years ago, and
Speaker 2: it's like so much has changed in at thirty years
Speaker 2: just five just the last five years. All right, let's
Speaker 2: go with the did you say fireworks? Fireworks for one hundred.
Speaker 1: Yep, okay. Fireworks were originally used in this country to
Speaker 1: scare away evil spirits and celebrate festivals.
Speaker 2: What is China nice? Let's go fireworks for two hundred.
Speaker 1: These fireworks are typically associated with kids and are considered safe,
Speaker 1: but can reach upwards of one thousand degrees fahrenheit.
Speaker 2: What are sparklers?
Speaker 1: Yes, let's fireworks for three Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, evidently when you got to the when you got
Speaker 2: to I was like, oh, this is sparklers. Then you
Speaker 2: said the temperature. I was like, I'm still gonna stick
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 1: Yep, they get hot as hell, she said.
Speaker 2: Popular with kids, and you know kids nowadays a bunch
Speaker 2: of fucking pussies. So well, that metal rod is glowing orange.
Speaker 2: That's true. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: All right, you said three hundred?
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, sir.
Speaker 1: This company is reportedly the largest consumer of fireworks globally.
Speaker 2: Who is black Cat?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Who is Phantom?
Speaker 1: No? I will I think you guys misunderstood the question.
Speaker 1: I am willing to give you a one more shot.
Speaker 1: This company, this company, this entity.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well we both got it wrong. But who
Speaker 2: is Bomart? No?
Speaker 1: But you're in a different range. Yes, So who.
Speaker 2: Is Caesar's, Disney, Disney Okay, okay, Disney, that's that's good.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: Disney It's Billions.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. They do fireworks every fucking night, bill Yeah,
Speaker 2: that makes sense. And they do it every single park, right,
Speaker 2: you're talking about Disneyland, disney World, Disneyland and what Tokyo,
Speaker 2: France wherever else they have it. I wonder if night.
Speaker 2: I wonder if like Disney's the main hub and then
Speaker 2: they have shell corporations that are like split it, like
Speaker 2: like it goes into like a tree, and that's what
Speaker 2: each park is.
Speaker 3: That's like one of those trick questions, like you guys
Speaker 3: know who the number one uh uh technically the number
Speaker 3: one toy store in the world is, you think, But
Speaker 3: it's not well toy store, it's it's McDonald's.
Speaker 2: M that makes sense. You would never think of that. Yeah, right. Anyway, loistically,
Speaker 2: let's do Independence Day movie for it?
Speaker 1: Or please? All right? The role of the United State's
Speaker 1: president was originally cast for this actor, but the studio
Speaker 1: execs thought he wasn't star material.
Speaker 2: So it's tough.
Speaker 1: And it's what go ahead?
Speaker 2: Uh or not? What? Who? Who is Denzel Washington? I
Speaker 2: like it? No, now he was a massive star at
Speaker 2: that time. Yeah, I just I'm fucking around. I have
Speaker 2: no idea. That's a good question.
Speaker 1: He's white.
Speaker 2: Who is Gene Hackman? Close?
Speaker 1: Kevin Spacey?
Speaker 2: Ah, fucking really Kevin Spacey and his breakout was probably
Speaker 2: the year after and seven and all that. Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: Kevin fucking Spacey. Yeah. They originally they wrote all the roles,
Speaker 1: they wrote the whole role, all the lines, everything for him,
Speaker 1: and then as they were getting into it, they were like,
Speaker 1: you know what, you are not star material. We don't
Speaker 1: like you for this role. Get the fuck out, and
Speaker 1: they and they swapped it up for what's his nuts?
Speaker 2: Spaceballs? Spaceball's that guy. You guys remember that guy that
Speaker 2: was with bar Yeah, let's go for him. I mean,
Speaker 2: like placid guy. Yeah, really, okay, you guys, Bill Pullman.
Speaker 1: All right, So she got Independence Day five hundred. You've
Speaker 1: got all the facts about the fourth of July and
Speaker 1: fireworks for.
Speaker 3: Let's go back to fireworks for four hundred. Let's stay
Speaker 3: on the same path with Independence Day.
Speaker 1: Okay. These are used to create the colors in the fireworks.
Speaker 2: I know this answer. These are used.
Speaker 1: What are.
Speaker 2: Fucking beads?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: What is phosphorus.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's metals and salts, so phosphorus is technically correct
Speaker 1: in part. So I'll give you two points.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've I've have it.
Speaker 3: That to my calculation. That puts him up by two hundred, right, correct, yeah, yes, correct,
Speaker 3: five to three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do fireworks for five okay, all.
Speaker 1: Right, this this explorer is credited for bringing fireworks to
Speaker 1: Europe in the thirteenth century.
Speaker 2: This speechy, No, who is Marco Polo?
Speaker 1: Ding?
Speaker 2: Ding ding? A good job? Nice?
Speaker 1: All right, Jordan takes it, boy, he's up by Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was shocked when I was shocked when I heard that.
Speaker 1: I was I was shocked when I heard.
Speaker 3: That, right, we said, because he loved going to Asia
Speaker 3: and that was like that was his thing. Because there
Speaker 3: was a Marco Polo Netflix series like that was one
Speaker 3: of the first series of Netflix when they were becoming
Speaker 3: popular to make their own series.
Speaker 2: I remember that series. It was fucking great. Well I
Speaker 2: think I got canceled, but it was great. All right,
Speaker 2: let's go. Let's hop over to Independence Day facts for
Speaker 2: one hundred all right, independence, Yeah, this is my face.
Speaker 2: This is my favorite Independence Day facts. If I didn't
Speaker 2: say it right.
Speaker 1: Facts about the fourth of July, you weren't there? You go, there,
Speaker 1: you go, sorry, Facts about the fourth of July is okay?
Speaker 1: You ready got it. Three presidents have died and one
Speaker 1: was born on what date? Oh?
Speaker 2: What is July fourth? Yeap? Did you say three have
Speaker 2: born or died?
Speaker 1: Three presidents have died and one president was born on
Speaker 1: fourth of July.
Speaker 3: I was gonna ask what president? But that might be
Speaker 3: a question later. Let's go with fourth of July.
Speaker 1: Trivia for nine and I didn't write them down?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so what'd you say? Let's stick with the
Speaker 2: same category for two hundred? Okay?
Speaker 1: For the stars on the flag were originally in what shape?
Speaker 1: To make it appear that the colonies were equal?
Speaker 2: What is a circle?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: What is that? A circle? Square? Triangles? Never break, shut
Speaker 2: up and get on with it. Let's move on.
Speaker 1: Come by number three hundred, number three, number three hundred,
Speaker 1: or number three hundred. During the first reading of the
Speaker 1: Declaration of Independence on July eighth, seventeen seventy six, this
Speaker 1: was rang.
Speaker 2: This was what rang? Rang? What is the liberty bell?
Speaker 1: You are correct?
Speaker 2: Let's go four hundred.
Speaker 1: Okay, you just gotta get this you gotta miss it,
Speaker 1: and she's got to get it. Benjamin Franklin proposed this
Speaker 1: as the national bird, but was overruled by John Adams
Speaker 1: and Thomas Jefferson, who wanted the bald eagle.
Speaker 2: What is a falcon?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: What is the blue jay? No?
Speaker 1: I'm surprised to AJA didn't get this. It's a turkey.
Speaker 2: It's turkey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dumb motherfucker wanted a turkey.
Speaker 2: So all that's left is five hundred and two categories.
Speaker 1: Ye, and let's do hold on real quick. You are
Speaker 1: up so you were up three hundred, so that's six. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you are up nine hundred right now.
Speaker 2: So if he gets both, he wins. Yep. Let's go
Speaker 2: Independence Date movie five.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: I need to get this to stay alive.
Speaker 1: This material was used for the goo that the Aliens produced,
Speaker 1: So all the goo.
Speaker 2: Uh gushers.
Speaker 1: No, nope, I don't ky jelly.
Speaker 2: It was it really jelly?
Speaker 1: Yep, it was ky jelly. Yeah, yep.
Speaker 2: Ships and Gigs Facts five Okay.
Speaker 1: The average age of the signers of the declares I
Speaker 1: do know this one was what?
Speaker 3: Okay, so I get to guess because it would be
Speaker 3: my turn to pick this question. The average age of
Speaker 3: the signers for the declaration. Yep, I'm gonna go with
Speaker 3: forty six years old.
Speaker 2: Wow. No, as a hell of a guest, is it
Speaker 2: forty five? It was between eighteen and twenty forty five?
Speaker 2: Do you think that Franklin was twenty years old? No? No,
Speaker 2: the other guys, they were like eighteen year old kids.
Speaker 2: A lot of them.
Speaker 1: You're ready, You're ready.
Speaker 2: Of there was like George and Ben and all those
Speaker 2: guys that were older, but a lot of them were
Speaker 2: like twenty.
Speaker 1: I wrote this down.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of young kids in there.
Speaker 1: So of the fifty six signers, the youngest signers Thomas Lynch,
Speaker 1: Edward Rutledge, uh were twenty six years old. Benjamin frank
Speaker 1: six Benjamin FRANKLINSH shit, I read the fucking wrong oldest
Speaker 1: at seventy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. See, I went with forty six just because we
Speaker 2: think people were older, you know, but realistically they weren't
Speaker 2: that old. We were just young and naive. Now look
Speaker 2: at us. Yeah, well yeah, like I said, forty six,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm like, most people were probably dead by
Speaker 2: their fifties or sixties back then, you know, based on
Speaker 2: average age of life, and they looked older so that's
Speaker 2: why I went with forty six. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: The shit that I read must have just been wrong though,
Speaker 2: because it's like a lot of a routween like eighteen
Speaker 2: and twenty. They were like young kids who like rebelled.
Speaker 2: But I wonder if it was talking about like those
Speaker 2: who ran with Washington that were like second command types. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the revolutionary they were like they were like kids, those guys.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what it was. Yeah, yeah, so does it?
Speaker 1: That is our episode of it kids. I hope you
Speaker 1: learned something adults.
Speaker 2: Off me too.
Speaker 3: I feel like we'd have to go back and listen
Speaker 3: to all the fourth of July, which also Happy Anniversary,
Speaker 3: because our very first episode was a Fourth of July episode,
Speaker 3: so back in twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty five, five yearss five years man. But I
Speaker 2: feel like we've done Jeopardy for sure on three of
Speaker 2: the fourth of July. I think, so yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3: I feel like somehow we always get a game on
Speaker 3: fourth of gly and it's usually Jet Jeopardy.
Speaker 2: We got to figure out, we got to figure out
Speaker 2: a way to get our original all episodes back. We're
Speaker 2: missing like sixty five of them. I got them start six.
Speaker 2: I wonder, I wonder if we just like signed back
Speaker 2: into Podbean and just like downloaded all of them and
Speaker 2: then like threw them into Spotify and was like, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: can you throw them at the end?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 3: I mean I have him on a flash drive in
Speaker 3: through uh Spreaker which we're on. Uh, I could upload
Speaker 3: them all. Yeah, we can try, but that's a big project.
Speaker 3: B Ward, I'm gonna mail you flash drive.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is we have to pay Spreaker
Speaker 2: to have a service where they upload us. Now, we
Speaker 2: don't pay for Speaker that we paid for it. No,
Speaker 2: so uh Spreaker Prime that we are on courtesy of
Speaker 2: the Bleach Bros. Rip.
Speaker 3: They got Speaker Prime because they were hitting kind of
Speaker 3: numbers like we were hitting, and we just ignored Spreaker
Speaker 3: like we got the emails, but we were kind of
Speaker 3: teetering because you were going back to school and uh.
Speaker 3: But the deal was the Speaker Prime that that uh
Speaker 3: B word and Jake got was as long as you're
Speaker 3: pumping out content, it remains free.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so they're well, yeah, shit, they're making money
Speaker 2: off of us. If you listen to our episodes. They
Speaker 2: fucking pump in ads in there, and so like I
Speaker 2: thought we were paying for it, and so I was
Speaker 2: thinking about the other day and I was like, we.
Speaker 3: Mad we make money on the on the a little
Speaker 3: bit of money on the podcast because I look it
Speaker 3: up the stats and uh, but that goes to like this,
Speaker 3: Riverside the B word pays for so like that goes
Speaker 3: to that because there's like three or four other.
Speaker 2: Oh that's what it is, it's Riverside. That's okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: so okay, yeah. Because I was listening to it and
Speaker 2: the amount of ads they'd pumped in there and the
Speaker 2: way they pumped in the ads, it was really kind
Speaker 2: of sucking up our last episodes. I was like, that's
Speaker 2: that's our own that's our own fault. I'm lazy. I'm
Speaker 2: too lazy.
Speaker 3: When I go in and upload it to Actually, you
Speaker 3: can put the ad placement yourself.
Speaker 2: Oh really, you can pick where it goes because we
Speaker 2: throw them all up front and no B word his
Speaker 2: bword his nag bit me before he's like, dude, you
Speaker 2: really got to do that. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll get that. I never do. There's been a couple
Speaker 2: of times we're telling stories and like, right as we're
Speaker 2: getting to by Max boom and goes right into it.
Speaker 2: And I'm like mother because we didn't set it, so
Speaker 2: it automatically sets itself. Yeah, on a time thing. Okay,
Speaker 2: that makes more sense. Good, that makes more sense anyway.
Speaker 2: But happy Fourth of July to everybody out there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I hope you guys have a safe Fourth of July.
Speaker 2: Have fun.
Speaker 3: Whatever you do, however you celebrate, maybe you don't celebrate
Speaker 3: greatest country in the world according to some people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say some people. Some people would say,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I'm excited. I always love Fourth of July.
Speaker 2: It's one of those like just hang out pool, simple
Speaker 2: barbecue food like maybe hot you know, hot dogs, hamburger,
Speaker 2: stuff like that, and then we go watch the fireworks
Speaker 2: here in king Men.
Speaker 1: So yeah, but please be safe no matter what you do.
Speaker 1: Don't be stupid. Please please please your kids. Your kids
Speaker 1: don't need to see your hands get blown off.
Speaker 2: We do if you do it fireworks, but yeah, like,
Speaker 2: don't don't try to risk it. Oh my god, that
Speaker 2: one you sent in the chat a couple of days ago,
Speaker 2: but that just get knocked. Oh my god, she's done.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh blow up in her face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she slammed her head on the ground
Speaker 2: as hard as possible. She does a fucking two by four.
Speaker 2: By the time she h at the ground, she'd even bounce.
Speaker 2: Do you guys real quick? I mean we have a
Speaker 2: couple of minutes.
Speaker 3: Do you do you have any funny stories with fireworks
Speaker 3: that pertain to you or things that pertain with fireworks,
Speaker 3: like like for me, I'll give my my three real quick.
Speaker 2: Well, one and two are the same.
Speaker 3: I have burnt my lip twice with the fucking punk
Speaker 3: before because you just get too close, you know, because
Speaker 3: you're trying to keep it lit, and then you just
Speaker 3: get and it burns.
Speaker 2: Your Oh yeah, God, that fucking hurts. I've done that twice.
Speaker 3: The best story though, I think I have told it
Speaker 3: on this podcas before but throwback.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's one of those dead episodes. I love this story.
Speaker 3: I was at a lake in Minnesota and big ass circle.
Speaker 3: There had to be one hundred and fifty people making
Speaker 3: this circle and us kids are getting in the middle,
Speaker 3: light and fireworks for the fun shit because when the
Speaker 3: sun goes down. The guy who ran the party had
Speaker 3: a Class two I think it was in Minnesota. Class
Speaker 3: two license, so he had like a forty five minute
Speaker 3: show that he would put on, but the rest of
Speaker 3: the time we would just do m eights and Roman
Speaker 3: candles and bottle rockets and shit like that. Side note,
Speaker 3: if you're ever at a lake and you have a dock,
Speaker 3: the poles that hold the dock, those are great for
Speaker 3: bottle rockets. You just set them in there and it,
Speaker 3: you know, perfect cylinder. Anyway, so I put a Roman
Speaker 3: candle in a sprite bottle, not thinking that the sprite
Speaker 3: bottle was empty, and so that we all back away.
Speaker 3: In the second it shoots the first one in the
Speaker 3: air and then it fell down and just started spinning
Speaker 3: and randomly just shooting out fucking Roman candleballs.
Speaker 2: At people and they're all standing around it like wow,
Speaker 2: look at that bike run. Yeah, and I just imagined
Speaker 2: you sitting there just.
Speaker 3: Well, and I'm the degenerate the only season once a
Speaker 3: year because I'm not from there, you know, because I
Speaker 3: was with my dad.
Speaker 2: So you're the fucking odd ball outger will make it
Speaker 2: from the city. Yeah. Sorry. All the fireworks that we
Speaker 2: have at home are illegal because we're fucking gay. Sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, they're illegal because we could end up burning
Speaker 1: down half the fucking state. That's so goddamn dry.
Speaker 2: That's true. I mean, that's true.
Speaker 1: I want them. I mean there's one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, whoever wants to.
Speaker 1: Go first, go ahead. They did.
Speaker 2: So there was one story that comes to mind all
Speaker 2: the time. It's really funny. So I used to live
Speaker 2: in Minnesota when I was thirteen, and the first uh,
Speaker 2: like right as we moved there, I spent the summer
Speaker 2: with my cousins and we're having a great time and
Speaker 2: uh and then they're like, we let have a bunch
Speaker 2: of fireworks and it was just so kick gas. And
Speaker 2: they were my older one of the cousins justin he's
Speaker 2: like a year older than me, a year or two,
Speaker 2: and he was like, Hey, we're gonna get this fucking
Speaker 2: gigantic metal pipe that's like on the side of the house,
Speaker 2: and we're gonna dig that bitch into the ground. And
Speaker 2: the way their beachhead was, they had this this cottage
Speaker 2: on this lake, and this lake had this like beachhead,
Speaker 2: but it had this like real steep drop to like
Speaker 2: you either you had to climb down that or climb
Speaker 2: down a ladder to get down to the beach. Right,
Speaker 2: So we put that motherfucker at the top of the hill,
Speaker 2: so it's like five feet above the horizon of the
Speaker 2: lake where the beachhead is, and it's pointing right out
Speaker 2: into the lake. And we were dropping bottle rockets in there.
Speaker 2: We're dropping rown the candle like whatever, and it's shooting
Speaker 2: right out of there, and the other stuff were fishing
Speaker 2: it out and like putting new stuff in there and
Speaker 2: shooting it out right. So we had this gigantic box
Speaker 2: of bottle rockets Junior got us, and we're just fucking
Speaker 2: throwing them in there, lighting them off, throwing them the
Speaker 2: lighting off right, and it was Page, the junior's kid,
Speaker 2: and justin I'm just saying, there's lighting them off, lighting
Speaker 2: them off all day long, and like all the parents
Speaker 2: are inside playing peknuckle or like wherever the fuck they're doing.
Speaker 2: And then one of the bottle rockets goes out and
Speaker 2: goes immediately left and just hits the neighbor's boat that
Speaker 2: was like a good fifteen yards away from us. It's
Speaker 2: not next to us, right, goes right in there and
Speaker 2: it's still going and you could just hear it. And
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I thought we set the boat
Speaker 2: on fire. And I was like we need to get
Speaker 2: in that paddle boat and we need to paddle our
Speaker 2: asses to the middle of the lake and make it
Speaker 2: look like we're fishing. Right, we need to commit like fraud,
Speaker 2: like right now, right, we're all accessories. We just need
Speaker 2: to go. And so like we dipped and we came
Speaker 2: back like twenty minutes later, and there was no fire,
Speaker 2: and we were like, all right, let's keep going. And
Speaker 2: then Page told me later she ran over to that
Speaker 2: dock and ran to the boat and there was a
Speaker 2: fucking burn mark like the size of a half dollar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and like she took the piece of it that blew apart.
Speaker 2: She like got all the evidence. But there's like a
Speaker 2: fucking like half dollar sized bard mark in the like
Speaker 2: on the fucking floor of their punts.
Speaker 3: It'd be grated if somehow they like they found our
Speaker 3: podcast and they were listening to us.
Speaker 2: They were like, motherfucker statute of limitations. Bitch, I hope
Speaker 2: you got a new boat.
Speaker 1: What about you, dumb Oh I've told I've told my
Speaker 1: story on here before about me setting the houseboat on fire.
Speaker 2: About actually, oh that's right, tell that story again. It's
Speaker 2: so good.
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, the quick version because we're starting to
Speaker 1: run out of time. Is basically, we decided some some
Speaker 1: friends and I decided to go down to the beach
Speaker 1: and we were just shooting off fucking Roman candles into
Speaker 1: the you know, into the water, and uh, before we
Speaker 1: knew it, there was a fucking fire that had started.
Speaker 1: You know, we couldn't really see the boat, and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, we could see the boat, and
Speaker 1: that motherfucker went down. And we never told anybody. I
Speaker 1: don't know if anybody was on it. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the fuck happened.
Speaker 2: Like, what would you do if you found out years
Speaker 2: later that there was like people inside sleeping and they
Speaker 2: went down with it?
Speaker 1: I would feel terrible? Would I would genuinely feel terrible?
Speaker 2: What would you feel terrible for like a minute? Or
Speaker 2: do you think it would haunt you? Because it was
Speaker 2: like what twenty plus years ago. It's like at this point,
Speaker 2: you know, you kind of you kind of like you've
Speaker 2: already done enough time, you know, at that point where
Speaker 2: you're like, do I still feel bad about that? I
Speaker 2: don't know, man, I don't know, Like like to this point,
Speaker 2: to this day, like with that boat, I'm like I
Speaker 2: don't feel bad about it. But then again, it's like
Speaker 2: if you were to like take someone's life, it's like
Speaker 2: it's it's a different story, and I'd have to be
Speaker 2: in the position. Let's tell ghost stories. Yeah, I fucking
Speaker 2: shut around in the handle and they went down. They
Speaker 2: went down with the boatmers Ago, they die. I blew
Speaker 2: up a toad one time with an M eight.
Speaker 1: I've done, I've done. I've done potatoes, watermelon, I've done candlopes. No,
Speaker 1: the watermelon done candlopes.
Speaker 2: Where did you get the m DS? Me me, Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is back in I mean you're talking. This would
Speaker 2: have been late nineties and in Minnesota, North Dakota they
Speaker 2: were still legal cherry bombs m eighties.
Speaker 3: They didn't become I don't. We'd have to look up
Speaker 3: true like when they got out lawed and changed like
Speaker 3: because they did get sounds like aw, but it would
Speaker 3: have been like two thousand and two. Two thousand and
Speaker 3: three is when the change happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So like now they have made hundreds, which are
Speaker 2: like a quarter of the eights, but it still blows
Speaker 2: up like an it's just not do those eighties, those
Speaker 2: fucking cherry bomb m E dude, those those those old
Speaker 2: school they would.
Speaker 1: Take off more than just your hand. Yeah, they would
Speaker 1: take off more than just your hand. Those the fuckers
Speaker 1: put out some power. Yeah, they would put out some
Speaker 1: fucking power. We stole a lot of dumb shit when
Speaker 1: we were kids, Like we stole We stole the fucking
Speaker 1: car of hood ornaments. We saw the hood ornaments off
Speaker 1: of cars all the time. We'd fucking rip them right off.
Speaker 1: Some ask them. Idiots were fucking wearing them as like
Speaker 1: chains and necklaces and ship. Dude, we would throw m
Speaker 1: eights and dumpsters that got construction sites all the time.
Speaker 1: And wait, do the big the big construction site dumpsters.
Speaker 1: We'd toss them over the fucking side. Oh yeah, ship
Speaker 1: would go find nails would fucking shoot out everywhere we were.
Speaker 1: We were dumb, dude. We were so stupid, so fucking stupid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were like pirates. We buried stuff we would have.
Speaker 1: We had a bunch of porn magazines and alcohol and
Speaker 1: some other paraphernalia things and that we would hide underneath
Speaker 1: the dock at the end of the at the end
Speaker 1: of the street down by the beach. But the water
Speaker 1: would come up and it would actually cover everything, so
Speaker 1: like fucking true dumb asses. We weren't paying attention to
Speaker 1: it at any point in time. If we were in there,
Speaker 1: if we were there at the right time of the day,
Speaker 1: we would have just got fucking swept away. Like if
Speaker 1: we were sitting there jerking off underneath the dock the
Speaker 1: water was rising on us. Dude, yeah, living fuck Let.
Speaker 2: Me finish his nut first. What I imagine is like
Speaker 2: these the families, like on the beach, and like a
Speaker 2: tide comes in, like a high tide, and it just
Speaker 2: sweeps the fucking easy riders, penthouses out, and all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, these nudy necks floating, floating in the ocean. Yeah, mommy,
Speaker 2: what is this?
Speaker 1: Wow, she's really hairy, just like you.
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck off.
Speaker 1: This looks like this looks like Daddy's friend Carol.
Speaker 2: Remember that nice girl that took us out for ice
Speaker 2: cream and he said we couldn't talk about it. Can
Speaker 2: we talk about it now? We're better?
Speaker 1: Dad, Look it's uncle Chuck.
Speaker 2: Who fucks Uncle Chuck? Ah, I nobody's got a big dick,
Speaker 2: all right. Dad's on Nicko episode one eighty one two
Speaker 2: something to going to one deuces. All right, Bye, catch
Speaker 2: you next week.
Speaker 1: Peace later. I actually had actually had some dark jokes
Speaker 1: lined up for this, but they all got shot.
Speaker 2: That the sun came out. M hm. You guys, you
Speaker 2: guys know what what black people's favorite country song is Watermelon.
Speaker 2: Watermelon Crawl by Tracy Bird en Co